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Hi!
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I'm sorry, Toaster,
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but I'm actually in love
with your brother, Toast!
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Wait. Sorry, I mean,
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I'm in love
with your other brother,
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Bagel!
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Wow! What a twist!
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This is why I love
the Unikingdom Film Festival.
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Everybody's so creative!
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And it's tradition!
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One hundred years
going strong,
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ever since really old Edith
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made the very first
moving picture.
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In my day we called them
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flippy-flap lookie-talkies.
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I cannot wait
for you all to see my film.
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This year, I've crafted
a sobering introspective
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about the dynamic
of self in society.
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My opus.
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Can we show it next?
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That sounds super fun!
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One second, Richard.
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Guys, Richard's film
sounds super boring.
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The whole crowd
is gonna fall asleep!
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Oh, my gosh!
Richard will be heartbroken!
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And the film festival
will be ruined!
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-Princess, you have to show
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someone else's movie.
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Okay. Okay, I got this.
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Oh, Richard, uh, sorry.
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I was just checking
the schedule. It looks like,
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uh, someone else is up next.
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Okay, bye!
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And now, a movie by me!
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And me! Hello.
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BOTH: It's called...
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-Badge Cops!
-The Amulet
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-of Katzana!
-Agents of Justiceness.
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Uh, what?
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Roll it!
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These mean streets
are messy with bad guy crime.
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Someone's gotta get tough
and clean it up.
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You have the right
to remain... Car chase!
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Come in, justice partner,
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I'm in hot pursuit
of the worst crime-guy ever
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and I need back up. Big time!
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Boy, oh boy, do I love crime.
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Fear not, I am here!
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No evil shall escape
the justice of Katzana,
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Warrior Princess!
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Whoosh!
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My getaway car!
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I had so much dirty
crime biz left to do.
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You cannot escape your fate,
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nasty crime-man!
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Or should I say,
Lord Evil Wizard Troll.
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No! You'll never recover
the magic amulet
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before the moons align.
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Lightning spell.
Lightning spell.
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Oh, my eyes!
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Oh, sis, are you okay?
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Turn it off!
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The amulet is mine,
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for evil!
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Oh, yeah?
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Look again. We swapped it.
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With a magic rainbow bomb!
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What?
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Looks like
we blew this case wide open.
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For reals. We blew it up.
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That's what I call
the power of friendship.
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Let's dance!
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* You there,
you're the cool guy
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* Catch the bad guys
that's right
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* Dance your pants off
all night
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* You're my best friend... *
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Those effects
were so realistic.
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Yay! People love
our film, bro!
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I'm sure they'll adore mine.
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Princess, it's time
for the world to see
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my masterpiece.
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Oh, Rick, of course.
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Uh, let me just load it in,
right here.
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(AMUSING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, no!
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Looks like Hawkodile's movie
was already in there.
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Sorry, Rick.
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Sweet! Ladies and gentlemen,
buckle up.
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This blockbuster
is about the most
dangerous thing of all...
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Love.
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Enjoy.
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HAWKODILE: His love for her
burned eternal,
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like a campfire
made of the sun.
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But he never had the guts
to tell her of his longing,
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until today.
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Love of my life, it's me.
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I'm here to tell you
about the love
that's churning in my guts.
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Oh, hello, Hunkodile.
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I wasn't expecting you.
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There she was,
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Professor Not Fox.
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Glowing like the sun,
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breathtaking like the sun,
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at sunset.
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Please, come in.
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I was so busy with all of my
super-smart,
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hard to understand,
inventor stuff.
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Uh, okay.
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I have something
I've been meaning to tell you
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for such a long time.
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Uh, really?
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Yeah.
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So, I want you to meet
my boyfriend!
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Smooth Jerkerson.
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Hello, woman.
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I'm here to steal you away.
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He just told me
how he felt, last night.
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And now we're getting married!
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-Oh!
-I don't even love her.
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I just wanted
her off the market.
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Eh...
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Hey, you don't deserve
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such a smart
and flawless individual.
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Nobody talks
to Smooth Jerkerson like that.
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Square up!
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Oh, wait. Okay.
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We're going to move
into a condo together.
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And I'm never going to pay
any attention to her!
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No! That's no way
to treat the woman I love!
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Oh!
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Maybe you're right,
I only care about myself.
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I've been defeated
by the power of love.
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Now you know the strength
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of my feelings.
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Hunkodile!
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I had no idea
you felt that way!
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It's true,
I think you're perfect.
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Professor Not Fox,
will you marry me?
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Only if you
double marry me first!
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I love you, Professor Not Fox.
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Thank you.
I think it's pretty clear
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who this movie is for.
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What did you think, Dr. Fox?
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-Hey!
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I went and bought snacks
for everyone.
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What did I miss?
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Um, nothing.
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What a fiery ending!
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Such a passionate love story!
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Princess, I think
the audience has had enough
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of these mindless,
feel-good stories.
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You're a "mindless,
feel-good story!"
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Hey!
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It's time
for some real cinema.
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Can we play mine next?
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Uh...
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We want a mindless,
feel-good story!
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Play Dr. Fox's!
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It looks like
the audience has spoken!
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Take it away, Dr. Fox!
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Hello! While preparing
for my movie, I realized
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that most movie characters
are dumb.
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So, I formulated
the perfect movie
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where the characters
only make logical decisions.
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It's 98 percent
special effects.
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And also, it's a musical,
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the most scientifically
pleasing genre. Enjoy!
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* First commander scientist,
reporting from the deck
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* Lieutenant,
how's our fuel supply?
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* It's double, triple checked!
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* Life support
is on and running
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* All our shields
are up and humming
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* Great!
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* You can never be too safe
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* Sir, we found an egg,
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* An alien egg
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* It's aggressive
and has venom
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* That could melt
all our heads
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* Do you want us
to inspect it?
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* No. Quick!
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* Eject it! 'Cause in space,
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* You can never be too safe
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* Phew! Quick thinking,
Commander
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* Also, I love you
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* No! That's dumb!
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* We have no time for love
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* Ah, you're right.
By the way,
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* The computer
has been acting up
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* I am self-aware
artificial intelligence
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* You and your crew
will soon become irrelevant
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* I have plans
to update all my code,
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* Which will make
you and your crew explode
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* Uh, nope!
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* 'Cause in space
you can never be too safe
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* Right again, Commander
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* Mission accomplished!
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* Commander Scientist,
you did it! Congratulations!
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* Here's a medal. Let's revel
in galactic celebration!
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*
Infestation!
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* An alien mutation!
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* Your whole crew
has been infected!
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* Then they're
all getting ejected!
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ALL: * 'Cause in space,
you can never be too safe *
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Ta-da!
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Nice work, Dr. Fox.
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That was
such an efficient movie.
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Thanks. I'm already
working on the sequel,
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Well-Stocked Doomsday Bunker.
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No, no, no, no.
Don't spoil it.
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Princess, the world
has waited long enough.
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It's time to screen my film.
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Oh, no. We've
gotta stall a little more.
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Who else's film can we show?
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We've shown all of them.
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Richard is the last one left.
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Ugh! This is gonna
be a disaster!
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-Ahem. Once a millennium
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comes a work
that tells the story
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of all of us.
Something to transform...
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-VIEWER: Just start
it already!
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The anticipation
must be too much to bear.
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Behold.
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Oh, no, what are we gonna do?
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It's too late, sis.
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RICHARD: Work.
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Life.
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Misery.
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I am surrounded,
but I am alone.
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They see me,
but do they see me?
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I am here.
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My journey through life
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has always been difficult.
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Wah.
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-And it is culminated
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with this unending,
constant uphill battle.
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Really makes you think,
doesn't it?
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Wait, why are you...
What's happening?
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Richard, you didn't say
it was a comedy!
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Phew! You had me
worried there, buddy.
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That was hilarious!
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You got squished
by that rock!
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It was so good!
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My insides are in stitches!
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Rewind it! Play it again!
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It's not supposed to be funny.
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This is serious art.
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It's funny
because he fell down.
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No.
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You don't understand...
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I'm really proud of you,
Richard. You made
everyone so happy.
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You definitely
won the film fest!
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Unequivocally.
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My film's trash
compared to yours.
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-For sure.
-Well, that's nice
of you to say,
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but you guys
don't really get it.
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I hereby present you
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with this Silly-Billy
McClown Times Award
for Best Comedy Ever!
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