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Everybody here, Fluffy,
Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior,
Jeff?
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-Meow! Meow.
-Hi!
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ANNOUNCER: You're watching
Uni-TV, UniKingdom's
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favorite and only
television network.
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I'm gonna make you
a beautiful paper bird.
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-Uh-huh.
-I'm gonna draw a rocket ship.
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-GIRL: UniKitty!
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You guys are live!
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Oh, hi.
Good morning, UniKingdom.
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I'm your news anchor,
UniKitty!
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And I'm the other one,
Puppycorn.
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We put together the best news
to help you start your day.
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And, girl, do we have a bunch
of great stories just for you.
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Plus weather.
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-Sports.
-Science stuff.
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And a story so nuts
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-it will change
your life forever.
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That's all coming up,
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on the UniKingdom News Super
Good Morning Time Action
Program Information Show Now.
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ANNOUNCER: It's the UniKingdom
Super News Good Morning
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Time Action Program
Information Show Now,
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with your anchor, UniKitty,
Puppycorn,
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cooking and chemistry expert
Dr. Fox.
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Hawkodile, with the weather.
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Yeah, sports! Wait, what?
I thought I was doing sports.
Oh, no...
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-ANNOUNCER: And, Richard.
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ANNOUNCER: It's UniKingdom
news now.
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Tatata, tatata, ta, ta, taa!
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Welcome, viewers. Let's get
to today's stories.
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There was a chili thief
at yesterday's Big Chili
Festival.
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Authorities provided
this composite sketch
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based on a witness's account
of the scene.
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He was like a blue blur!
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Then all the food was gone
like a chili tornado!
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Pretty sure it was Puppy...
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Terrible. The over-excited
chili-lover reportedly ate
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10 whole buckets of it,
then ran away into the bushes.
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Talk about a "hot pursuit,"
eh, Puppycorn?
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That's impressive.
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Uh, I mean... It said,
"All you can eat"!
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Princess, you said you just
wanted to do some morning
announcements,
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when did you even build
this set?
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Don't worry about it, Richard,
we're professional
news people.
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-Our top story of the hour!
-Oh...
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The most unbelievable thing
to ever happen.
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Kids are talking about it.
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-Police are talking about it.
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-Nuns are talking about it.
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And when you learn what it is,
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it will totally blow
your socks clean off!
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And we're gonna tell you
all about it! But first,
this next segment.
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News on the street,
with your new skilled
reporter, me!
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Come on, we gotta talk
to the people.
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What do you think about
what's going on here?
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Um, everything's okay,
I guess. I was thinking of
buying a new couch.
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No, we need
a juicy story.
Thank you, though.
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What about you, sir?
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Uh, well, I haven't seen
my twin-brother in 20 years.
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No! I said "juicy"!
But, good luck.
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What's this? Some sort
of outdoor food protest?
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No, just a picnic.
We like burgers.
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Well, what if I told you
those burgers were poison!
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What! They are?
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No. But what if they were?
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Oh, no!
What a terrible scenario!
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Doc, don't eat that!
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Looks like my work here
is done.
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We'll keep investigating
this burger epidemic
on the street.
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Back to you, me.
Thanks, me.
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Great segment,
now it's time for...
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Puppycorn's sports corner!
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* Sports, sports, sports,
sports, sports, sports, sports
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* Sports, sports, sports,
sports, sports, sports *
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Sports corner!
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PUPPYCORN: Last night,
the UniKingdom Flying Foxes
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beat the Frowntown Mud Buds,
72 to zero.
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Yeah! Teamwork.
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That's probably because
the Mud Buds got lost
on their way
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to the arena
and never showed up.
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Next up, football!
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The one you play
with your hands.
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ANNOUNCER: Yeah, football!
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Yeah!
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PUPPYCORN: Whoa! That guy's
running really fast!
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He's got feet like rockets.
Whoosh!
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Can you imagine if he had,
like, a cool sword, too?
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Shing! And then
a dragon attack.
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Yeah! Wait, wait, what's that?
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Hey, bird, get out of here!
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Hey, bird, bird,
bird, bird, bird.
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Great sports report,
little bro.
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Coming up next,
it's our ever-vigilant
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eye in the sky,
our magnificent
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master of meteorology,
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Hawkodile with the weather!
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Ahh! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Stupid helmet.
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Oh, man, I'm such a fool.
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Huh? I'm not ready!
Cut to someone else!
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I guess the weather's later.
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Coming up, our top story.
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Call your grandma and tell her
you're gonna be late
to dinner.
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We've got a story so crazy,
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so pants-explodingly
unbelievable,
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it will shake you
to your very core!
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Right after these commercials.
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Come on down
to Feebee's Flower House.
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I got all sorts
of rare flowers just for you.
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Fire lilies, daffodils,
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sunflowers and moon flowers.
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I love these flowers so much.
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I can't live without 'em.
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I just want to rub 'em
all over my face.
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Yes!
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On second thought, no.
These flowers are mine.
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You can't have 'em!
They're not for sale.
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Everyone stay out of my sweet
flower shop!
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I said stay away!
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* Feebee's flower shop
is right off the 134 *
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DR. SKWERT: Tonight,
on a new episode of
Third-Degree Love Burns...
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Which of our charming
lady-suitors will Theodore
choose, to join him
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for a romantic three-day
weekend of dancing
and merriment
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in the Fantasy Yurt?
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I can't fight my feelings
anymore.
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I choose you,
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Bim Bom.
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Ahh!
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Thank you, Theodore.
This is the most
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-special day of my...
-And also Kick-Flip.
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-And Diane.
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-And Wrecking ball.
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I choose everyone.
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Aww.
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I, uh... I don't know
if I'm comfortable
with this.
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ANNOUNCER: The hottest in
reality love drama,
tonight at 8:00,
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only on UniKingdom TV.
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Ah, yeah! We're rocking
this news game.
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I know. Usually, the set
burns down by now.
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Ahh! Princess, this has
gone on long enough...
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Okay, we're back.
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What's it like outside?
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I don't know, but I know
who does.
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Up next, it's Hawkodile
with the weather!
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No, no, no, wait.
I still need more time!
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Okay, moving on. Let's visit
Dr. Fox's science corner
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to learn about a hot new
cooking trend you can try
at home.
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Excelsior viewers,
UniKitty's correct.
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Today, we're learning about
the cutting edge of baking.
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Quantum gastronomy. Whoo!
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All you need is an oven,
10 pounds of dough,
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-chocolate chips,
plutonic plasma...
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-Parental supervision...
-I don't think you should
be doing this.
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...and a Solar
Fusion Scrambler.
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You'll want to radiate this
for 15 to 20 seconds.
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-Did you know
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the first Solar Fusion
Scrambler was invented by
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Barbara Solar Fusion,
1,000 years ago?
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ANNOUNCER: That's a great
science fact!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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UNIKITTY: Uh, Dr. Fox...
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Oh, particles,
a black donut hole.
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-This one's
a little too dense.
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Well, cooking is about
experimentation.
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That's all the time we have.
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Remember, nothing says
breakfast like...
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Princess, I think it's time
to wrap this up.
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I will not go quietly into
the mid-morning.
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Wow, Dr. Fox, that sure
looks scrumptious.
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ROBOTS: Ahh!
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Hey, Hawkodile,
how about some weather?
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Um, yes, I am Hawkodile,
your man weather.
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I mean weatherman!
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Here's
the forecast for...
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Here, it's sun.
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Sunny times,
here's the castle.
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It, it'll remain here
throughout the day.
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Numbers?
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I'm not cut out for this!
I'm an action man,
not a weatherman.
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Huh? Thunderstorms,
typhoons, tornadoes.
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Whoa! Weather is intense.
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Maybe I am cut out for this.
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All right, weather,
let's tango.
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UniKingdom, burning hot.
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Frowntown, getting
pummeled with rain.
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Action Forest,
volcanoes everywhere!
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Some other place, typhoons
made of vicious wolverines!
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This weather segment
is defeated!
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All right!
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Great job, big guy.
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Yeah, you weathered real good.
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Coming up, our top story...
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Gather your family,
your friends and random
strangers off the street.
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Because nobody's gonna
wanna miss this.
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But first...
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But first, a report
from a far-off friend.
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Our foreign correspondent
from Frowntown,
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Brrrrock!
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Okay, Brock,
don't mess this up.
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You got this.
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You know you need
unique New York...
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Uh, oh! Hey, Puppycorn, uh,
thanks for having me.
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-I'm excited to share
my report...
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-I'm excited to share
my report on...
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Hey, UniKingdom,
I got a new story for you.
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-You guys eat dumpster trash!
-Dude, quit it.
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So, anyway, the latest news
is, uh, Frowntown locals
have reported that, uh...
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Um, the... Dude, stop!
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-You're ruining
my segment, man.
-No!
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-The news is lame.
-You're lame!
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-No! No.
-This is my big break!
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-BROCK: Man, I just
bought that.
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Uh, sorry, Puppycorn,
I gotta go.
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But, check out
my gaming channel, too,
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"Brock-Hawks 93."
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Be sure to like,
comment, subscribe
to all my sweet vids...
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-Dude, seriously!
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Tantalizing stuff
from Frowntown.
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I can collapse the fields.
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Keep throwing stuff at it!
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Yes! This is so much better
than talking.
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DR. FOX: I made you,
and I can unmake you!
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This is getting
out of control, Princess...
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-Don't worry, Richard,
we're almost done.
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But first, we need to get
to our top story of the night.
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Breaking news!
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It's the moment you've
all been waiting for,
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this big news scoop that
changes everything you know
about everything.
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A story so mind-blowing,
so incredibly credible,
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you'll never be the same.
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-Tonight, UniKitty News
has uncovered the truth.
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We're gonna
tell you right now,
it's a really big deal...
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