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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:59,500 Psagmeno.com Subtitles / Screenshots / Trailers 2 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:11,261 Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time, 3 00:02:12,562 --> 00:02:14,184 but I'm gonna kill myself. 4 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:17,780 I just thought that someone should know. 5 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:18,900 I don't really know how this works. 6 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:23,180 I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so... 7 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,660 Or a U-Haul maybe, just not a bus. 8 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,230 I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch. 9 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,541 But it has to be big. 10 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:29,828 It's got to be so big that it just... 11 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:31,860 Done. Kills me. Lights out. 12 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,820 'Cause if it just maims me, and I'm like... 13 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,140 Well, then how's that good for anyone? 14 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:36,631 Then I got to find a nurse to smother me. 15 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,420 How am I gonna get across smothering if I'm... 16 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,700 We don't need to get caught up in the minutiae. 17 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:44,068 I just thought that an adult, so, you, should know. 18 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:48,822 Wow. This is, uh, 19 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,661 a lot to take in, Nadine. I... 20 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,749 I wish I knew what to say. 21 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:59,988 Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note. Just now. 22 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,545 "Dear everybody. 23 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:04,380 "As some of you know, 24 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:09,591 "I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, 25 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:13,900 "which has been eaten up, again and again, 26 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:19,107 "by the same especially badly dressed student. 27 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:22,500 "And I finally thought, 'You know what? 28 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:27,791 "'I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness.' 29 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,140 "I really would. 30 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:30,710 "It sounds 31 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:32,820 "relaxing. 32 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,101 "Have a nice life without me, fuckers." 33 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,700 You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it. 34 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:41,147 Well, not for sure, but I can dream. 35 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:46,950 Let me start from the beginning. 36 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:50,311 Around second grade, I had a realization. 37 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:54,026 There are two types of people in this world. 38 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:57,660 The people who radiate confidence and naturally excel at life. 39 00:03:57,740 --> 00:03:59,460 Yes! Yes! 40 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,623 And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion. 41 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:05,187 All right, knock 'em dead, kiddo. 42 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:09,430 My brother, Darian, was a winner from day one and had about a million fans. 43 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,740 Bye. 44 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:12,140 His biggest one? 45 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:13,460 My mother. 46 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,580 Bye, sweetheart. 47 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:18,424 Look, check it out. I won. 48 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:20,345 Okay, boss-lady. 49 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,541 See you tonight. 50 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:29,500 Nadine. 51 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:30,911 We're not doing this again. 52 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:34,586 You promised. Now, get out of the car. 53 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:39,310 Well, that's it. 54 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:53,861 You could say my mother and I weren't exactly peas in a pod. 55 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:59,869 And the only one who could handle either of us was Dad. 56 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,187 I hate you. 57 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,260 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 58 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:08,180 Dad had a nearly impossible task. 59 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:10,183 Having to manage us both. 60 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,585 All right, now. 61 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:18,470 I know kids can be mean. 62 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:26,063 But if you get a chance, fart into their backpacks. 63 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:32,109 I wish you were small. 64 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:37,100 Then I'd at least have one person to have lunch with. 65 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,583 Instead, the most attention I got at school was from these three. 66 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,021 Nobody likes you. 67 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:48,902 You suck and you're gonna get AIDS. 68 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,460 Over here. Come on! 69 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:55,700 My childhood had become a raging dumpster fire, 70 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:59,860 and I couldn't take one more second of this intolerable, unlivable nightmare of a... 71 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:01,271 Excuse me. 72 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:06,827 And then, out of the clear blue, an angel appeared. 73 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:08,391 Can you move, please? 74 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:13,070 She was dressed like a small elderly gentleman. 75 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,744 And her breath smelled of SweeTARTS. 76 00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:21,231 You want to hold him? 77 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,947 But don't squash him. 78 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:33,467 Hi, guy. 79 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:36,746 If you want, you could be his other mom with me. 80 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:39,341 Really? 81 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:43,825 I'm gonna be your other mom and take such good care of you. 82 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:47,464 I accidentally suffocated him two hours later in my pencil box. 83 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:54,190 But I had finally made my first friend. 84 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:58,744 We told each other things we never thought we'd say out loud. 85 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:02,900 Once, my grandpa's pajama flap accidentally came open, 86 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:05,586 and I saw his wiener and got real sad. 87 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:07,489 My mom has to take medicine, 88 00:07:07,689 --> 00:07:10,551 or she'll get upset and buy too much at the mall. 89 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,744 It's true. 90 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:19,740 It turned out Krista's life wasn't perfect either. 91 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,504 Why, this pudding is delicious! 92 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:22,940 I'm walking away. 93 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,060 What am I, your mother? 94 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:25,100 Am I supposed to babysit you? 95 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:27,420 But we got each other through. 96 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,140 We could play with this. 97 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:31,871 We could play with Mr. Penguin. Hee-hee. 98 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:36,547 For the next few years, everything was magic. 99 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:40,341 And then some extremely fucked-up shit happened. 100 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,909 Oh, my God. 101 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:45,906 I knew it. 102 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:51,460 It's really just the hair. 103 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:54,066 It's not that bad. You can just grow it out. 104 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,030 Are you even up there? 105 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,020 Hey, move. I got to pee. 106 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,104 Darian, meanwhile, just got better looking. 107 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,585 And that asshole knew it. 108 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,986 That night, I picked up some cheeseburgers with my dad. 109 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:09,460 What do I have that's any good? 110 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:10,820 Tell me that. What have I ever had? 111 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,947 Hey, you have a lot. 112 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:14,064 You have love. You have my love. 113 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:16,382 Very soon you're gonna have cheeseburgers. 114 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:17,826 Oh, look! 115 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,944 Did I not tell you? Cheeseburgers. 116 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,300 Mmm. 117 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:26,183 - You want a fry? - Oh, yeah. 118 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:30,587 I told you dirty jokes... 119 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:32,909 Whoa, hey. That was Billy Joel. 120 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,467 You don't turn past Billy Joel. 121 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:39,745 I might be as crazy as you say 122 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:44,789 If I'm crazy, then it's true 123 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,710 - That it's all because of you - Mmm... 124 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:52,662 And you wouldn't want me any other way 125 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:56,784 You may be right 126 00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:59,221 I may be crazy 127 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:00,746 Dad? 128 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,227 Dad, are you okay? 129 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,627 Dad! 130 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:08,266 It's too late to fight 131 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:10,946 Dad? 132 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:14,541 Dad. 133 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:18,142 But you may be right 134 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:58,381 I'm not gonna depress you with the details, 135 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,547 so let's just say the next few years were complete shit. 136 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:09,228 Oh, God. 137 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,580 Well, except for one part. 138 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:13,946 I had Krista. 139 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,020 This was last Friday. 140 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,864 Look at me. I was in a good mood. 141 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,220 I love spoilers. 142 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,300 No. 143 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:22,420 Yes, I do. That means I don't have to watch it. 144 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,180 Then I can just know and move on with my life. 145 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:26,341 I'll give you a hint. 146 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:32,182 I knew it! I knew it. They get married, yes! 147 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,141 Whoa! 148 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,988 God, juvy made him so hot. 149 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,340 Oh, God, I forgot to tell you something. 150 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:44,831 He works at Petland now. 151 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:51,020 I should go in there and be like, "Excuse me, where are the Betta fish? 152 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,860 "And also, could you put your penis inside me?" 153 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,820 - Not you. - God. 154 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,260 What if you actually did that? 155 00:10:57,340 --> 00:11:00,060 What if you actually lost your virginity in a Petland? 156 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,820 I think it'd be kind of nice. 157 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,426 All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual. 158 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,420 Oh, my God. 159 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,662 Could you please look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing? 160 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,380 Oh, you can see his nipples. 161 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,980 How does he not realize that all that does is scream, 162 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,340 "I have a body complex worse than a girl's"? 163 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,140 How much does he even work out now? 164 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,745 It's OCD. 165 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,140 You should've seen him. He had a conniption 166 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,020 'cause my mom won't buy him creatine anymore. 167 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,943 Since it fucks up your kidneys. 168 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,500 I was like, "I know, Darian. I know. 169 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:39,828 "What, does Mom expect, you to win people over with your personality?" 170 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,180 Hey. So, just a heads up, 171 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:56,707 but yesterday, when you were giving your lecture, you were like, 172 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,660 "Blah, blah, blah, blah, then the North seceded from the Union," 173 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,580 you meant to say the South seceded. 174 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:03,071 You accidentally said the exact opposite. 175 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,380 I didn't want to raise my hand and be all, 176 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:07,580 "Excuse me. These kids are pretty confusable." 177 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,264 Just thought maybe you'd want to know. 178 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,463 - Oh, hey. - Yeah? 179 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,580 - Great catch. - Yeah. 180 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:21,631 Now, I know that it was a long lecture, and you probably don't recall, 181 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:26,150 but, uh, was there any point during it where you thought to yourself, 182 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:32,548 "Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life"? 183 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,460 No. 184 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:40,260 No, I was too concentrated on how you were effin' the whole thing up, so... 185 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:44,744 Well, I understand that, but just know that I haven't given up hope. Not yet. 186 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,381 Okay. 187 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,221 Hey. 188 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,461 Hey. 189 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,100 I like your sweatshirt today. 190 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,460 It's nice. 191 00:12:58,540 --> 00:12:59,621 Thank you. 192 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,101 Where'd you get it? 193 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,508 The sweater. Sweatshirt. 194 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:10,821 I... 195 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,268 I don't know. I don't remember. 196 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,710 Kewlio. 197 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,944 - Yup. - Yeah. 198 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,940 Don't know where that came from. What? 199 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,220 - What's his name? - Erwin Kim. 200 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,300 I don't know him. 201 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,860 Well, you would freaking love him. He's adorable. 202 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:29,740 So, you gonna hook up with him? 203 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:30,946 No, not like that. 204 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,060 Like pathetic adorable. 205 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,780 Like I want to carry him around in a BabyBjörn. 206 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:40,460 Oh. Oh, good, good, good, good! 207 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,941 I caught you. I'm so glad. Oh! 208 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:44,910 Do you like this dress? 209 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,020 Does it look bad? I just think it looks kind of bad. 210 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,860 You know, it's kind of poofy, and I don't know. 211 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,465 Do my arms look bad? 212 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,307 No. 213 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,581 Yeah, you don't sound very believable, 214 00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:58,185 and you're making me nervous, Nadine. 215 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,184 Your upper arms are breathtaking. 216 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,745 - Where are you going? - Well, 217 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:05,340 it's last minute, but Brent called me. 218 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,740 The dentist one. 219 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:10,029 And he asked if I wanted to go to Manzanita for the weekend, 220 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,500 and I thought, "You know what? 221 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:14,265 "I deserve to be a little selfish once in a while, so..." 222 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,100 Is that one of the, uh, match.com guys? 223 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,180 Yeah. 224 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,422 You should go for as long as you want. 225 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:25,340 Very funny. I'm gonna be back on Sunday. Okay? 226 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,220 Just in time to surprise you. 227 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,865 Oh, I tried to call Darian, but he must be in his AP study group. 228 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,431 I'll tell him. 229 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,630 Be good. 230 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:42,227 - What? Huh? - Dibs. Dibs, dibs, dibs! 231 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,580 What are you even saying? 232 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,460 Oh. Mom's fucking a dentist in Manzanita for two days, 233 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:46,951 so I call dibs on the house, okay? 234 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,420 - Ew. - Bye! 235 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,628 Dude, you are so sick for saying it like that. 236 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,987 Mom's boobs are jangling around a dentist's face. 237 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,100 See it, Darian. 238 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,865 See Mom's titties all up in that dentist's face. 239 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:15,821 Ow! 240 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:23,860 Oh, my God, I love you. 241 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,181 I love those teeth in your mouth. 242 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,947 - That's your nose. - You just picked my nose. 243 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,510 - No way. Mmm-mmm. - Do a gainer! 244 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:37,827 Where are you going? 245 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,420 Darian! 246 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,911 Darian! 247 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,180 You need to get all these people out of the pool. 248 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,220 Excuse me, all of you need to leave. 249 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,870 Bye-bye! 250 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,540 Hey, no one's listening to you. 251 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,020 You said you weren't gonna drink until after soccer. 252 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,060 You failed, failure! 253 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,660 Dude, I'm not drinking. It's orange juice, genius. 254 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,780 How drunk is she? 255 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,340 I've had one drink, okay? 256 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:09,185 Now, you get your friends out of the pool. 257 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,900 No. 258 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,940 Okay, then. I'm gonna call the cops. 259 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,500 Okay, yup, you're cut off now. We're going upstairs. 260 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,780 Excuse me, I'm calling the cops. 261 00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,669 Hey, you're retarded. 262 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,351 Beep-beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! 263 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,980 I'm still dialing. Hello, operator? 264 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,060 Yeah, um, can you please help me? 265 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:27,140 Oh, my God. 266 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:31,140 My brother's hurting me in my no-no hole! 267 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,428 Why am I so grotesque? 268 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,422 How do you even like me? What's wrong with you? 269 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,821 Stop. 270 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,709 I don't even like me. 271 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,820 I heard my voice in a voice mail yesterday. 272 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,188 I was like, "How could anyone stand listening to you?" 273 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,985 - You're just drunk right now, okay? - I hate my face. 274 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,180 I hate the way it looks when I talk or when I chew gum. 275 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,540 Don't ever let me chew gum, okay? 276 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,941 Don't let me chew gum. 277 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,790 And then I had the worst thought. 278 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,350 I got to spend the rest of my life with myself. 279 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,780 Let's go to your room. 280 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:31,460 Don't you want to wake up in your bed tomorrow morning? 281 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,020 Don't you want to do that? 282 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,387 You don't want to sleep here. Come on, Nadine. 283 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,380 Hey, is there any more aspirin anywhere? 284 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,144 Maybe. Try... Try that thing over there. 285 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:18,900 Hey, no, you don't have to. 286 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:20,823 No, it's... It's cool. It'll just go faster, so... 287 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:24,460 All right. 288 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:27,066 - So, what happened? - Uh... 289 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,663 Somebody let Baxter in and he pissed. 290 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,580 Hey, can you do me another quick favor? 291 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,741 Can you grab me those paper towels? 292 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,820 Cool, and just clean up all this dog urine? 293 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,186 Yeah, right. 294 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,980 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 295 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:32,020 - What the fuck! - Oh, oh! God. Can you... 296 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,820 Just get out. Get out of my room, man! 297 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,948 Just stop looking, man! Just get out! 298 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,300 I don't know, I don't know. I don't... 299 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,660 I swear I don't even know what happened. 300 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:56,425 I don't even know how it happened. 301 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:57,707 It was... 302 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:58,860 I don't know. 303 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:02,547 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 304 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,865 Are you okay? 305 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,510 I'm just... Just thinking. 306 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,300 Okay, I'll see you later. 307 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,700 Nadine, you can't just leave without saying anything. 308 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,066 Nadine. 309 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,860 Look, you're my best friend and I love you. 310 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,465 It wasn't your fault. 311 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,149 You disgust me. 312 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,421 That's nice. 313 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,500 Go grow yourself a wispy mustache, you pervert, 314 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,105 and stay away from my friends, okay? 315 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:44,187 Did you just say "friends" plural? 316 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,540 Your head is too big for your body. 317 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,271 It makes you look ridiculous, and you'll never be able to fix it. 318 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:18,661 Mr. Bruner. 319 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,669 I didn't have a chance to do the homework last night because... 320 00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:28,389 Well, I don't know if you know this, but my dad passed away. 321 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:33,189 It's just been really hard to do anything. 322 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,630 Date of passing? 323 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,830 - Sorry? - When, uh... When did he die? 324 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,231 Um, 2011. 325 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:47,181 Ooh. Hmm. 326 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:51,582 Yeah, I have a one-year expiration date on freebies for the dead and dying. 327 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:53,541 Are you serious? 328 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,826 There'll be other opportunities. 329 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:58,707 Your grandparents can't stick around forever. 330 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:01,340 Have a seat. 331 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:05,106 Okay, class, the Young Mr. Lincoln. 332 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,021 Uh-huh. 333 00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:12,340 Enjoy. 334 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,111 How was your weekend? 335 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,866 Hmm? 336 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:34,102 It was below average. 337 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,266 Yeah. 338 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,751 Okay. 339 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,261 How was your weekend? 340 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,027 Oh, I, uh... 341 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:45,541 I golfed. 342 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:49,147 You know, like, mini. Like mini-golf. 343 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:50,580 Like... 344 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,668 I don't know why I did that. I'll pick that up. 345 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,351 Um, but, yeah. Yeah. 346 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,270 - Tim's Fun Park. - Yeah. 347 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:57,947 I love that place. 348 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,540 We should go sometime. 349 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,940 Yeah, we should. 350 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,900 But with, like, a group of people. 351 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:07,260 Like, with several people. 352 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,101 Or just us. 353 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:13,220 - Like, just-just-just us? - Yeah. You know. 354 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,140 - I think we... - Yeah, or a group. 355 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,301 - Yeah. - Yeah. A group. 356 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:17,785 I think that would be... I think that would be great. 357 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,460 - It would be so much more fun, right? - Yeah. 358 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,383 - You know. - Yeah. 359 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,900 Hey, I'm gonna catch up with you guys, all right? 360 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,630 - All right, man. - See you later. 361 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,785 - Hey. - Hi. 362 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:41,900 Look, I just... I want to say that, uh, you're my sister's friend, 363 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:44,028 and what happened the other night, you know... 364 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,580 - Yes, thank you. Thank you. - So weird. 365 00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:46,991 Yeah, it was just... 366 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,220 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 367 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,665 It was all me, 'cause... 368 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,180 Uh... 369 00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,940 - It was, uh... - It was, uh... 370 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:57,430 - Anyways... - Yeah. 371 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,180 Cool. I'll see you... 372 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:01,341 At the house or... 373 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,343 - Around. - Cool. 374 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:05,541 Hey, um... 375 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,864 I had a really good time with you. 376 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:10,750 Me, too. 377 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:22,343 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 378 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:23,747 I'm sorry. 379 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,541 One second. 380 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:38,665 It's cool. 381 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:45,380 Continue. 382 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:49,465 Okay, that was weird. That was a weird thing to do. 383 00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:53,510 Um... 384 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,269 What do you want me to do, Nadine? 385 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:03,820 I want you to think about how shitty this is for me. 386 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,381 I know. 387 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,829 What if I did this to you? 388 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,386 What if... 389 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,824 What if... What if I liked your dad? 390 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,950 What if I gave your dad a hand job? 391 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:25,262 Oh, Louis. Wow, you look so hot with that belt phone of yours. 392 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:26,581 - Wow. - Okay. Um... 393 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,940 - Oh, Krista, you're home early! - Okay. 394 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:33,300 Why? Why? Why? Why do you even like him? 395 00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:34,620 I don't know. 396 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,980 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 397 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:40,109 Is it a girl thing that, like, you hooked up with him, so now 398 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:41,267 - you're emotionally attached? - No. 399 00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:45,105 Are you unconsciously mad at me, maybe, and this is like some kind of revenge? 400 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:48,820 Are you unconsciously mad at yourself, and this is some kind of self-punishment? 401 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,180 'Cause if that's what it is, then we can work... 402 00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:53,628 Will you stop talking! Because you're driving me insane! 403 00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:57,941 Please! 404 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:02,423 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 405 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,946 He invited me to a party on Friday. 406 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:21,704 And I want you to come with us. 407 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,145 Like you're gonna go with him, and I'm gonna tag along. 408 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,500 I'm gonna have to see if I'm around. 409 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:39,580 Yeah. 410 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,661 Okay. 411 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,740 Thank you for coming. 412 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:09,788 What? No, no, I'm having a great time. 413 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:13,580 Oh, hey. Hey, look, maybe you guys can fuck on the lawn later. 414 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,185 Please rise above yourself, Nadine. 415 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,382 Please suck several dicks, Darian. 416 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,222 Oh, hey. I want you to meet some people. 417 00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:47,100 What's up? This is Krista. 418 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:48,420 - Hi! - Hi. 419 00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:50,580 I'm Shannon. You were in my chem class last year, right? 420 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:53,620 Yes! Yes. Nice to officially meet you. 421 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,980 Oh, my God. I love your outfit. It's so cute. 422 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,789 Oh! Thank you very much. 423 00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,709 - I love the lace and the necklace. - Thank you. 424 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,460 Hey, do you want to play, uh, beer pong? 425 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:05,380 Yes! I would love to play beer pong. 426 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:07,906 I don't really know a lot of people here. 427 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,500 That's totally fine. Like, you'll meet people. 428 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:12,264 It'll be a great icebreaker. 429 00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:13,340 Sounds good. 430 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:15,582 Hi! I think I'm gonna go play beer pong with them. 431 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:16,906 Come on! 432 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:18,980 Yeah! New player! 433 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:23,509 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 434 00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:29,300 God, just don't be so weird. 435 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,951 God, why are you so awkward? 436 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:34,700 God. Just have a good time. 437 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:37,140 Just relax. Just relax. Have a good time. 438 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,188 Go talk to people. 439 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,110 Okay. All right, great. Yeah, perfect. I'll do that. 440 00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:07,220 That's two cups! 441 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,780 - I don't know how I did it! - That's two cups! 442 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:16,821 It's cool if I sit here? 443 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:18,861 Yeah. 444 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:27,910 You having fun? 445 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:29,830 Feeling pretty good. 446 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,864 I respect that. 447 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:34,140 Hey. 448 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:35,870 Aren't you Darian Franklin's sister? 449 00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:38,501 Yep. 450 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,186 Do you watch TBS ever? 451 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:44,900 - Sometimes. - There's this old movie 452 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,020 that's always playing on there. 453 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:50,220 It's got Arnold Schwarzenegger and the little bald guy from It's Always Sunny? 454 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,860 Yeah, they play twin brothers. 455 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:54,386 Only Arnold's all tall and buff and hot. 456 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,660 Yeah, yeah, and the other guy's like little and funny looking. 457 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:57,821 - Yes! - God. 458 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,590 - Twins! - Yes! 459 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,702 - I love that movie! Love that movie. - It's so good. 460 00:30:01,820 --> 00:30:04,141 You and your brother kind of remind me of that. 461 00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:10,461 God. 462 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:12,221 Hi. 463 00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:13,830 I need you to come pick me up. 464 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:30,907 How was it? 465 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:35,820 Uh, it was probably one of the worst nights of my life. 466 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,823 God. You wouldn't believe the night I had. 467 00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:41,389 Sorry I look like hell. 468 00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:46,150 What happened? 469 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,583 So, the dentist? 470 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:56,180 I was home tonight, having a relaxing glass of wine, 471 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,308 and I got an email 472 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:01,302 from his wife. 473 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:07,590 I was about to call Dr. Hill, hysterical, but then I thought, "No, Mona. 474 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:11,100 "You're gonna do this on your own. 475 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:13,100 "You've done everything on your own since 2011. 476 00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,705 "You're gonna do this on your own, too." 477 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:19,860 God, I feel like such a loser. 478 00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:20,941 You're not a loser. 479 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,140 - I feel like one. - You're not a loser, Mom. 480 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:28,225 You're attractive. You're good at decorating. 481 00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:30,464 You're very diligent with your eyebrows. 482 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:33,700 Think about if it did work out, "Hey, did you floss today? 483 00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:36,750 "You know, gum disease is a silent killer, Mona." 484 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,020 You know what I'm gonna do tonight? 485 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,101 What? 486 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:50,221 I want to go home. 487 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,665 Fix my hair. 488 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:56,461 Put on a beautiful face of makeup and the best dress I own. 489 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,941 Then take it all off and go to sleep. 490 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:05,746 Fun. 491 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:37,220 "Hey, Nick. I sent you a friend request a while ago. 492 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,220 "Maybe you just skipped over it. 493 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:42,900 "Or sometimes there's a glitch where Facebook doesn't send the email. 494 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:46,666 "So, I just thought that I'd 495 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:52,140 "inform you." 496 00:32:56,060 --> 00:32:57,550 Oh, my God. 497 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:01,861 You are truly pathetic. 498 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,380 Hello. 499 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,980 Hey, it's Nadine from history. 500 00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:23,030 - Um, what are you doing right now? - Uh... Oh, uh... 501 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,820 Hi, I'm, uh... 502 00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,220 - Hi. - I'm just, uh... 503 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,500 - Hey. - Hi. 504 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:29,264 - Hey. You all right? - Yeah, I'm good. 505 00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:30,745 'Cause I'm good. I mean, you good? 506 00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:32,740 - You all right? You cool? You all right? - Great. 507 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,340 - Yeah. - What's up? Sorry, I keep... 508 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,420 How are you? Are you good? You all right? 509 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,580 Hey, so Tim's Theme Park's open late tonight. 510 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:42,027 Do you want to meet there? 511 00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:46,948 So, how come they canceled the party? 512 00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:51,664 Oh. By "canceled," I more meant I left. 513 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:52,980 - Gotcha. - Yeah. 514 00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:54,820 Thanks for driving, by the way. 515 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:58,020 I don't have a license 'cause I'm like, "Why not just have people drive you?" 516 00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:01,589 People make such a big deal about being able to do things for themselves. 517 00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:05,661 - That was a joke. I failed the test. - Oh. 518 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,501 Hello. 519 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:10,826 You can get that. 520 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,590 Uh, no. It's cool. 521 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,587 Um, hey, look, there's no line at the Ferris wheel. 522 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,100 So, tell me something I don't know about you, Erwin. 523 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:32,380 I, uh... 524 00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,700 What are your hopes and dreams? 525 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:35,629 Take me on a tour of your psyche. 526 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:40,820 Gee. I don't know. I guess I'm just your average guy, I guess. 527 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:44,903 Right, but if you had to expand for the two minutes that we're on the ride? 528 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:46,621 Right. 529 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:48,344 - What are your parents like? - Oh. Well, my dad... 530 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:49,985 Actually, wait, wait, wait. Let's see if I can guess. 531 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,900 - I want to see if I'm psychic. Here it is. - Sure. Okay. 532 00:34:51,980 --> 00:34:54,660 Your mom gets on you about your grades and practicing your instruments. 533 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:58,062 She makes a great egg sandwich after years of owning a small restaurant downtown. 534 00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,980 Your dad, quiet, gruff. 535 00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:02,580 Never really says, "I love you." Um... 536 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:06,142 But with his stoic presence, I mean, you know he cares. 537 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:11,100 I'm really hoping none of that was racist, but now I'm thinking all of it was. 538 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:14,582 No, no. Not racist at all, you know. You're good. Yeah. 539 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,583 - Whoa! What are you... Oh, my God. - Whoa, I'm sorry. 540 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,100 Was that bad timing? 541 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,780 'Cause I thought it was good timing 'cause you're on a Ferris wheel, you're upset. 542 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:24,940 - Okay. - I'm just trying to comfort you. 543 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:26,620 - That was weird? - We should probably get off. 544 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,589 - We should get off. - Yeah, that was... 545 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,021 - Hey! Excuse me, could we be let off? - Erwin. Erwin? 546 00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:34,780 Can we please? Can we stop the fucking ride? 547 00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:36,385 Can we just stop it? 548 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:42,380 I'm sorry for... I didn't mean to raise my voice. 549 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:44,542 Oh, my God, Erwin. 550 00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:48,710 Wait, wait, wait! Wait! 551 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:49,861 Oh! 552 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:51,140 - Okay. - What! 553 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:53,220 - You got it! That was all you. - I got it. 554 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,220 We got it. We got it. 555 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:56,620 Holy crap. 556 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,980 Nobody saw that. 557 00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:00,267 We're good. We're out of here. 558 00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:04,820 This has been a really fun night. 559 00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:08,180 I'm sorry if I flipped out on you on the Ferris wheel earlier. 560 00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:11,660 Oh. No, my timing was just bizarre. 561 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:13,140 I'm going through a lot of shit right now. 562 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:14,900 It's a long story. 563 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:17,062 I'm sorry you're going through stuff. 564 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,420 You're a really great guy, Erwin. 565 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,540 Aww. 566 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,500 No, I'm serious. 567 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:27,630 I look at you and I just see this really, really, 568 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,424 really old man. 569 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,827 - "Old"? - I'm complimenting you. 570 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:39,464 I just see this very kind, very gentle, very wise old man. 571 00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:41,990 In a convalescent home. 572 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,431 In a wheelchair. 573 00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:46,664 Hmm. 574 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:49,787 Thank you. 575 00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:08,781 Hi. 576 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:11,427 Hi. 577 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:17,460 I... 578 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:21,940 I know you're mad at me because you think that I ditched you to play beer pong, and... 579 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:24,421 I never said I was mad. 580 00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:30,860 Okay, well, I know that you are, and... 581 00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:31,981 Nadine. 582 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,824 Would you like to know an observation that I made this weekend? 583 00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:38,150 Sure. 584 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:42,267 "Oh, my God, Shannon. Your outfit, it's so cute! I love it!" 585 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,347 Yeah, okay. 586 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:48,030 And you tossed me aside? 587 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,188 The person who's had your back since second grade. 588 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:51,541 Who's been with you through everything. 589 00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:53,140 - You know what? Fine. - Yeah, that's what happened. 590 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:56,220 Because chances are, those pricks, they're not gonna give a shit about you 591 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:59,110 when Darian drops your ass for someone hotter. 592 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:04,031 You don't know anything, Nadine. 593 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,460 Look, it's really shitty to hear. I'm sorry. It's gonna happen. 594 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,340 No, I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen. 595 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:14,147 Because your brother just asked me to be his girlfriend and to prom in May. 596 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,660 - No. - Yeah, he did. 597 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:22,822 He just asked me that. 598 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,260 You can't. You can't have both. 599 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,581 It's me or him. Pick. 600 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:32,700 No, I'm... No, I'm not gonna pick. 601 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:34,260 It's me or him. Do you want him? 602 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:35,620 - Nadine. Nadine... - Or do you want me? 603 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,340 - This isn't a choice. - Why can't you just say me? 604 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:39,460 - Him or me, now! - No, I'm not gonna pick! 605 00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:41,383 You know what? Then we're done. 606 00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:44,221 We're done. 607 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,986 Fine. 608 00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:27,945 Nadine. 609 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,100 - Nadine. - Hmm. 610 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,380 Hey, wake up. 611 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:35,020 You had a brain operation. It worked. 612 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,068 They made you pleasant and agreeable. 613 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:42,110 Ah, just wishful daydreaming. 614 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:45,625 Hey, the bell rang. Leave, please. 615 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,144 Mmm-hmm. Yeah, you know what, just ignore her. She's... 616 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,780 I'll call you later. 617 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,191 Bye. 618 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,740 I don't want to hear about it. 619 00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:02,345 Work it out between yourselves. 620 00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:30,301 In a couple weeks, Dad'll be dead four years. 621 00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,982 When I was on my way home today, this memory came back to me. 622 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:44,911 It was that night, 623 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,709 after everything happened. 624 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:54,831 I got up to go to the bathroom, and I saw you 625 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,828 crying so hard. 626 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:03,347 I mean, so hard your pillow was just soaked. 627 00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:08,423 That made me so sad. 628 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:15,620 I got up and I went in my room. I got my pillow. 629 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,782 Took the wet one for myself. 630 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:25,624 I wish you loved me that much. 631 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,631 Asshole. 632 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,220 No, no. 633 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,700 Hey, you're so messed up for bringing up that story. 634 00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:39,140 You're so messed up! 635 00:41:39,220 --> 00:41:41,620 I mean, do you even realize how sick in the head you are for bringing that up? 636 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,860 Oh, I'm sorry you feel guilty for never caring about anyone but yourself. 637 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:46,180 Oh, yeah. No, that's exactly it. 638 00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:47,820 Face it, you're obsessed with yourself. 639 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:49,060 Oh, my God. 640 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,860 Your report card on the refrigerator, like you're five years old! 641 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,660 "Hey, everybody! Hey, everybody, look! 642 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:55,788 "I pooped in the big potty!" 643 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,780 God, do you even know what it feels like to love another human being? 644 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,141 Oh, man, you are so dramatic. 645 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,863 Okay? Hey, life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? Get over it! 646 00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,789 I swear to God. I swear to God, I'm gonna clock you! 647 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,060 Don't touch me, man. 648 00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:11,427 - Stop saying stuff like that! - Calm down already, man! 649 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,140 Stop it! 650 00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,860 What is the matter with you? 651 00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:18,620 I... 652 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,140 - I know what this is about. - No, you don't. 653 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:23,702 Yes, I do. Krista and Darian are a thing. 654 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:27,669 You guys think I don't know things, but I know things. 655 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,260 - I'm leaving. - No, you're not. 656 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:32,626 - Where are you going? - I'm taking a therapeutic walk. 657 00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:34,151 Get back here! 658 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,740 Oh, God. Darian! 659 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:39,470 Just don't worry about it. 660 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:42,783 Can I just ask you a question? 661 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:45,748 Is it worth turning the house into a war zone? 662 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:48,949 What am I supposed to say to that? 663 00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:52,903 I'm just... I'm just asking you the question. 664 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:56,180 I'm not turning it into a war zone, Mom. 665 00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,149 She is. Why don't you talk to her? 666 00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,064 Because she doesn't listen to me. You do. 667 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:05,102 You'll do the right thing. I know you will. 668 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,824 I mean, look at that drink you're making. 669 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:12,026 You want one? 670 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,546 Oh. 671 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,508 What did I do to make such a perfect kid, huh? 672 00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:50,106 Could you point me in the direction of the cat litter? 673 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:53,947 Uh... Eight, I think. 674 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:59,149 You go to Lakewood, right? 675 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,301 Sometimes. 676 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,860 I've seen you around. 677 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:07,227 We've just never really talked. 678 00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:09,421 Freshman. 679 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,585 Junior. 680 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:18,501 I don't really need the cat litter, I just, um... 681 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,380 I don't even know why I said that. I don't even have a cat. 682 00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:23,620 I just know they shit a bunch, so... 683 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:24,747 I like your shoes. 684 00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:30,224 I got to go. 685 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:33,666 Uh... Okay. 686 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,831 Look on the bright side, you know? 687 00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:46,820 I mean, "Maybe they'll get married. 688 00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:49,870 "And then my best friend will be part of my family." 689 00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:51,301 Helpful, thank you. 690 00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:54,140 It really bothers me she's not giving you rides anymore, though. 691 00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:55,580 I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. 692 00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,071 No, you're not! 693 00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:58,940 I can't drive you every morning. 694 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:01,591 It puts me on the freeway late and adds 40 minutes. 695 00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:05,068 If you do that, I will do something equally terrible to you. 696 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:10,580 I will tell everyone on Facebook that you pluck your nipples. 697 00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:11,786 How about that? 698 00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:21,741 All right. Look, just tell me what you wanna hear, and I'll say it. 699 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:23,580 - Mom. - I want to make you feel better. 700 00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:25,300 What can I say to do that? 701 00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:26,745 I don't know. 702 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:32,071 Here's what I do when I'm feeling down. 703 00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:38,302 I get very quiet and very still. 704 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,309 And I say to myself, 705 00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:46,550 "Everyone in the world is as miserable and empty as I am. 706 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:51,189 "They're just better at pretending." 707 00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:57,304 Try it sometime. 708 00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:59,748 It might bring you some peace. 709 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,020 Hey, do you guys know where Erwin Kim is? 710 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,860 I guess he hangs out around here sometimes. 711 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:46,500 Yeah, he's working on his project for SFF. 712 00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:47,820 SF what? 713 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,425 The Student Film Festival. 714 00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:52,101 - Right. - Yeah. 715 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,468 SFF. 716 00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:24,148 Hey, um, I got to talk to you about some homework. 717 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:37,308 I didn't need to talk to you about homework, I lied. 718 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:44,982 You enjoying my company? 719 00:48:45,580 --> 00:48:47,309 You're a barrel of monkeys. 720 00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:53,064 You never told me if you have a wife. 721 00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:57,942 You should date my mother. 722 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:00,902 Her last boyfriend turned out to be an Internet perv. 723 00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:02,420 She's very, very fragile. 724 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,940 Very "Oh, save me." 725 00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:06,180 Men like that, right, though? 726 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:09,707 'Cause at the end of the day they all want to be a hero. 727 00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:12,268 Everyone just wants to feel important in life. 728 00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:14,860 Thing is, no matter how important they are, 729 00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:16,940 there's always gonna be someone more important. 730 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:18,660 People get so uptight about that. 731 00:49:18,740 --> 00:49:19,980 "Oh, no! They're better than me." 732 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:23,104 It's like, God, they don't realize important doesn't matter. 733 00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:27,223 It's confidence. The most confident person in the room wins every single time. 734 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:28,500 It doesn't matter if it's real. 735 00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:30,460 Doesn't matter if they're pulling it straight outta their ass. 736 00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:32,622 People are dumb. They don't know the difference. 737 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:43,460 You know what? 738 00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:45,660 I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna tell you 739 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:47,583 the real reason I'm having lunch with you today. 740 00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:55,140 You see, I don't really have any friends at the moment. 741 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:59,180 And to be completely honest with you, I'm not interested at all. 742 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:01,620 My entire generation is a bunch of mouth-breathers. 743 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:04,780 They literally have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second. 744 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:06,140 They can't communicate without emojis. 745 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,940 And they actually think that the world wants to know that they are, 746 00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:11,910 "Eating a taco, exclamation point, smiley face, smiley face." 747 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,431 Like we give a fuck. 748 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:17,108 I am an old soul. 749 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:20,340 I like old music and old movies 750 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,661 and even old people. 751 00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:26,420 Bottom line is I have nothing in common with the people out there, 752 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,787 and they have nothing in common with me. 753 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:32,780 Nadine? 754 00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,381 Max? 755 00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:37,106 Maybe 756 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:39,784 nobody likes you. 757 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:45,910 You're a dick. 758 00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:48,588 Maybe nobody likes you, huh? 759 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,862 You know, you're always in a shit mood. 760 00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:52,710 You're a really shitty teacher. 761 00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:55,060 You put zero effort into everything you do here, 762 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:56,700 and there's no way you're proud of that. 763 00:50:56,780 --> 00:50:59,260 Look at you. Look at, like, you do nothing. 764 00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:00,460 Look at your hair. 765 00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:03,828 You don't do your hair 'cause you don't have any hair. You're bald. 766 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:05,660 And you know what? You know why you're not married? 767 00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:07,868 Because bald men are gross, and they're disgusting 768 00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,984 and especially the ones that make $45,000 a year. 769 00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:34,461 What? 770 00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:42,783 I've been doing this 23 years, 771 00:51:43,860 --> 00:51:47,660 and you're the first person to ever underestimate my salary. 772 00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:52,020 That made me feel good. 773 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:54,182 I mean, that part. 774 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:08,027 What are you doing? 775 00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:12,065 I'm giving you half my cookie. 776 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,791 Why? 777 00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:18,666 Make you feel better. Jesus. 778 00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:25,271 Guess what? 779 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:28,710 You're my favorite student. 780 00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:31,341 Does that help? 781 00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:44,030 Am I really your favorite student? 782 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:47,703 Felt like the right thing to say. 783 00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:59,700 I didn't mean like completely bald, by the way. 784 00:52:59,780 --> 00:53:01,111 It's smart what you do there, too. 785 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,740 You kind of, you know... 786 00:53:03,820 --> 00:53:06,266 I don't know. Do you poof it up a little bit? 787 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,101 Give a little zhuzh? 788 00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:11,660 Glad you circled back around and cleaned that up. 789 00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:13,424 Certainly made me feel better. 790 00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:20,626 The dog's good, but our real competition is the hypnotoad. 791 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:31,020 - No, no. - Yeah. No, I'm serious. 792 00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:33,102 Practice is so totally boring. 793 00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,181 Hey. 794 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:32,389 Hey, I heard you were looking for me at lunch. 795 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,907 Yeah, I can't talk right now. 796 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,466 Oh, okay. I just got... Okay. 797 00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:55,660 - Hello? - Sorry. 798 00:54:55,740 --> 00:54:57,460 Um, I just took some medicine. 799 00:54:57,540 --> 00:54:58,660 I'll call you after it kicks in. 800 00:54:58,740 --> 00:55:01,140 Wait, wait, what's wrong? Are you sick? 801 00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:02,620 No, I'm fine. I'm not... No. 802 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:06,460 Medicine, like, uh, an antidepressant-whatever. 803 00:55:06,540 --> 00:55:08,820 They gave them to me when my dad died. 804 00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:10,620 I was only on them for like a month, though. 805 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:11,940 People take them, like, all the time. 806 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:13,260 It's totally normal. 807 00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:16,180 Oh? 808 00:55:16,540 --> 00:55:18,220 Does that make you think I'm pathetic all of the sudden? 809 00:55:18,300 --> 00:55:20,380 Oh, no. No. No. 810 00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:22,542 I think you're perfectly fine. 811 00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:24,541 Seriously. 812 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:36,022 Hey, do you have a swimming pool? 813 00:55:36,740 --> 00:55:38,902 - Yeah. - Can I come swim in it? 814 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:42,220 I know I could swim in mine. I just know I wouldn't relax. 815 00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:43,347 Yes. 816 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,229 I got towels. We're good to go. 817 00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:46,660 We're green. We're good. 818 00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:49,380 - Okay. Cool. - I'll text you the address. 819 00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:50,980 Yeah, I'll see you in a little bit, then. 820 00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:52,061 Okay. 821 00:56:00,340 --> 00:56:01,751 Yeah-yeah-yeah. Yes! 822 00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:16,860 Hey. 823 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,510 Jeez, Erwin, I would've been nicer to you. 824 00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:20,780 Ah. 825 00:56:25,740 --> 00:56:28,740 God, I wish my bathtub got this hot. 826 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:30,700 Why didn't you tell me you were rich? 827 00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,860 I thought I did. I always try to tell everyone. 828 00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:34,146 What? 829 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,831 Well, you didn't tell me that you were in a film festival, either. 830 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,862 You don't tell me anything, Erwin. 831 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:46,110 Well, maybe it's because I couldn't get a word in. 832 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:48,340 Do I really talk that much? 833 00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:49,900 Oh, yeah. 834 00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:52,740 I'm gonna drown myself now. Goodbye. 835 00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:54,310 Bye. 836 00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:06,900 Hey. 837 00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,630 Thanks for letting me come over. 838 00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:10,946 I'm glad you did. 839 00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,503 Do you wanna have sex right now? 840 00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:26,421 Okay. 841 00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:29,100 I'm just kidding. I was just... 842 00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:31,626 You know that I was just playing out the movie scene. 843 00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:34,380 You ever feel like you have to do that? 844 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:35,500 I mean, come on. 845 00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:36,940 There's a waterfall. It's all romantic. 846 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:39,705 Sure. Sure. Yeah. Right. 847 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,104 I'm sorry. I just... 848 00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:44,106 Whatever. 849 00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:47,460 What, are you mad now? You can't be mad. 850 00:57:47,540 --> 00:57:48,940 You were gonna have sex with me two seconds ago. 851 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:50,620 You don't say that stuff to a man. 852 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:52,190 Oh, "a man," huh? 853 00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:55,061 All right. 854 00:57:55,380 --> 00:57:57,701 Erwin, come... What are you doing? 855 00:57:58,460 --> 00:58:01,589 You're gonna press a button that sucks me into the drain, aren't you? 856 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:05,300 Dickhead, you're such a dickhead 857 00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:06,825 Oh, my God. 858 00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:08,300 And everybody knows it 859 00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:10,140 Everyone but you 860 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,820 You're a dickhead 861 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:13,982 I hope you'll soon be dead 862 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:17,583 And this is payback time for what you put me through 863 00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,464 You're a dickhead 864 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:21,309 Everybody's said 865 00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:25,905 I hope you like the song so screw you 866 00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:38,062 So, what's your film about, anyway? 867 00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:41,431 Still figuring it out. Uh... 868 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:45,460 My drawing teacher asked a few of us to enter an animation project. 869 00:58:45,540 --> 00:58:49,386 Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you draw. What kind of stuff? 870 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,828 Look at these. Wow. 871 00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:56,900 Damn, Erwin. 872 00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:59,340 Yeah, this is mostly unfinished. 873 00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:01,380 Just doodling, mostly. 874 00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:03,030 But not quite where I... 875 00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:06,820 Oh, I think I found my favorite. 876 00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:09,420 Oh, yeah, my parents love that one, too. 877 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,389 - Do they? - No, they don't. 878 00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:13,337 That's just... No, they're very conservative. 879 00:59:13,537 --> 00:59:14,191 No. They don't. 880 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,460 Wow. They're both you, right? 881 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:19,623 Yeah, I'm multifaceted. 882 00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:23,303 Rad self-portrait. 883 00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:26,066 Man. 884 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:28,871 Wow. 885 00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:31,700 Man, Erwin, you're really good. 886 00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:35,902 Do you, uh, you know, want to come on Saturday? 887 00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:38,024 To see the film? 888 00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:41,140 It's early in the morning, super inconvenient, so... 889 00:59:41,220 --> 00:59:44,060 I mean, I hope you say yes, but, you know, you can take that and think about it. 890 00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:45,900 I don't expect an answer, like, right now. 891 00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:47,391 I mean, 'cause that would be rude. 892 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,626 That's a lot of pressure. 893 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:51,906 So, just laying it out there. 894 00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:54,144 Yeah, I'd love to come. 895 00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:56,667 Oh. Okay. 896 00:59:56,820 --> 00:59:58,300 Are your parents going? 897 00:59:58,380 --> 00:59:59,984 I could just sit with them. 898 01:00:00,340 --> 01:00:04,311 Well, my parents are in Korea for three months. 899 01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:06,743 - So, they won't make it. - Are you serious? 900 01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,460 You've had this whole place to yourself for three months? 901 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,508 Yay. 902 01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:17,500 No, I get it. It's... It's a big house. 903 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,070 You're bored. 904 01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:21,460 You know what you need? 905 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:24,780 You need someone to rob you, so you can reenact Home Alone. 906 01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:26,191 That is... 907 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:29,749 That is exactly what I need. Thank you. 908 01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:48,471 That's crazy. 909 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:50,540 You're so bad. 910 01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:54,664 I can't get out. 911 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,420 Can you just go around the block once? 912 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,140 I'm not going around the block. We're here. 913 01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:02,180 Look, it's an inappropriate time. Just go. 914 01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:05,389 I have to be at work at 8:30, Nadine. 915 01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:11,820 Oh, my God. 916 01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:14,062 Are we really back to this again? 917 01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:18,349 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 918 01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:23,380 Thank you. You could just loop around up here. 919 01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:24,621 No, no, no. 920 01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:27,701 I'm going to work. You're coming with me. 921 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,180 You know, my boss isn't gonna be happy about it, 922 01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:32,388 and you're the one that gets to explain it to him. 923 01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:37,750 Don't you have something to do? 924 01:01:38,260 --> 01:01:40,262 Schoolwork or something? 925 01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:44,501 Hmm? 926 01:02:02,940 --> 01:02:04,430 - Can I have this hole punch? - Give that to me. 927 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,900 I want you to just sit there for the next eight hours 928 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:08,982 and don't touch anything and don't make any noise. 929 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:13,461 Can I mime? 930 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,065 You're not funny. 931 01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:29,822 If my husband had any idea what I was gonna have to deal with... 932 01:02:34,140 --> 01:02:36,825 I love how you refer to him as your husband. 933 01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:38,746 He is my husband. 934 01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:41,100 You can run off and get a new husband. 935 01:02:41,180 --> 01:02:42,780 What he is, is my dad. 936 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,101 - Can't you just say that occasionally? - Fine. 937 01:02:46,740 --> 01:02:49,789 But we're not talking about him right now. 'Cause it's just too upsetting. 938 01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:53,300 "It's just too hard and too sad and it gives me a cluster headache." 939 01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:54,791 I know. 940 01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:59,107 Oh, my God. You have no compassion. 941 01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:04,025 Actually, I'm just bored because I know everything you're gonna do before you do it. 942 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:06,942 - Sure you do. - Oh, you don't believe me. 943 01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:08,341 No, I don't. 944 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,743 I'm gonna write down the next thing you're gonna say to me. 945 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,334 I'm not gonna play your little games, Nadine. 946 01:03:13,534 --> 01:03:14,545 Your little games, Nadine. 947 01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:18,429 - Congratulations. - Mmm. 948 01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:23,020 All right, you know what? 949 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:24,511 Here's something you're not gonna guess. 950 01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:25,746 Hmm. 951 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:31,544 Your dad would be so disappointed in the way you're turning out. 952 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:40,269 Did you just take my keys? 953 01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:46,186 Nadine. 954 01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:57,390 Don't you take that car! 955 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,902 I will call the police! 956 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:20,987 God. 957 01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:43,551 "Nick, I'm just gonna say it. 958 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,271 "I like you. I've liked you for months. 959 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:48,020 "I think about you every second. 960 01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:50,102 "I don't know, maybe I even love you. 961 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,940 "You're so complicated. But simple. 962 01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:55,140 "And I just feel this connection between us. 963 01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:59,020 "I feel like I already know you, and I just wanna be with you. 964 01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,220 "I wanna give you head. 965 01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:04,100 "I want you to put your mouth on my tits. 966 01:05:04,180 --> 01:05:06,308 "I wanna feel you inside me. 967 01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:08,340 "We can do it in the Petland stockroom. 968 01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:09,501 "Nadine." 969 01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:13,830 Oh, my God. 970 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:17,705 Oh, my God. 971 01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:21,587 You sound like a fuckin' psychopath. 972 01:05:23,980 --> 01:05:25,823 You can't send this. 973 01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:27,821 What? No. 974 01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:31,511 Oh, my God. 975 01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,503 Oh, my God, no way. No, no, no way. No. 976 01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:36,021 Fuck! 977 01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:37,910 Oh, my God! 978 01:05:39,180 --> 01:05:40,705 Shit. 979 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,549 Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time, 980 01:05:58,260 --> 01:05:59,864 but I'm gonna kill myself. 981 01:06:04,340 --> 01:06:07,940 "You're complicated. And simple. 982 01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:10,751 "And I just feel this connection between us. 983 01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:12,380 "Feel like I already know you." 984 01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:14,860 This is kind of sweet. I mean, I think you're overreacting. 985 01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:19,264 "I just wanna be with you. I wanna give you head. 986 01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:25,500 "I want you to put your mouth on my tits. 987 01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:30,461 - "I wanna feel you inside me." - Mmm. 988 01:06:32,260 --> 01:06:36,026 "We can do it in the Petland stockroom." 989 01:06:39,380 --> 01:06:40,461 Say something. 990 01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:44,740 Oh, my God. Say something, please! Help me! 991 01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:47,740 You need to watch out for run-on sentences. 992 01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:48,980 But can't you just do something? 993 01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:50,620 Can't you just do something? 994 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:52,623 You've gotta be able to do something. 995 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:53,906 Come on. 996 01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:58,231 I don't know, maybe confiscate his phone? Um... 997 01:06:59,060 --> 01:07:00,820 Oh, his computer. His computer. 998 01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:03,500 You can maybe get his address. 999 01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:05,420 If you get his address, and you confiscate his phone. 1000 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,865 Great. Get his address. You give it to me. 1001 01:07:06,980 --> 01:07:08,266 I'm gonna go there, and I'm... 1002 01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:10,348 Nadine, Nadine. 1003 01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:15,949 Just take fifth period off, all right? Try to relax. 1004 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:19,860 Listen to some music. Have a yogurt. 1005 01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:24,343 Maybe just take it easy. Can you do that? 1006 01:07:24,980 --> 01:07:30,589 And, uh, if you have any, you know, complications, 1007 01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:33,226 let me know. 1008 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:39,260 - Okay? - Okay. 1009 01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:40,501 - Don't worry. - Thank you. 1010 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:42,860 It's gonna be okay. 1011 01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:44,305 Thank you. 1012 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,707 Can I have some money for the yogurt? 1013 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,229 I want change. 1014 01:08:23,980 --> 01:08:25,391 I just want you to know 1015 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,260 I've never been more humiliated in my entire life. 1016 01:08:28,340 --> 01:08:30,342 I absolutely cannot... 1017 01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:33,900 Okay, Nadine, so now I need you to pick up the phone. 1018 01:08:35,060 --> 01:08:38,030 I just don't understand you, Nadine. I... 1019 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:41,740 If you think you're keeping that phone, you are dreaming. 1020 01:08:41,820 --> 01:08:44,020 The second you come home, that phone is going. 1021 01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,910 I am done. I am done trying to understand you. 1022 01:08:56,180 --> 01:08:58,911 Come on. Please. 1023 01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:05,863 Please, God, help me. 1024 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:16,063 Why do I even bother? 1025 01:09:18,820 --> 01:09:20,820 Why do I even... 1026 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,949 You've never given me one thing. 1027 01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:28,380 Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, 1028 01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:31,220 "You need help with something? Let me help you. 1029 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:34,224 "I'm just playin'. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more." 1030 01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:11,951 Oh, my God. 1031 01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:15,988 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1032 01:10:20,380 --> 01:10:21,461 What? 1033 01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:24,505 Holy shit. 1034 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:28,024 Holy shit. Oh, my God. Okay. Calm down. 1035 01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:30,029 Just relax. 1036 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,625 Um... 1037 01:10:42,460 --> 01:10:44,622 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 1038 01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:45,901 Thank you. 1039 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,186 Ooh. 1040 01:11:31,060 --> 01:11:32,186 Oh, mother... 1041 01:11:43,860 --> 01:11:45,100 Oh, my... 1042 01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:58,620 How many of those do you bet are this asshole's? 1043 01:11:58,700 --> 01:11:59,986 Please hurry the hell up and graduate. 1044 01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:06,551 Hey, one sec. 1045 01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:09,221 Oh, tell Krista about the time when... 1046 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:15,060 What? Wait. Just slow down. What do you mean? 1047 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,540 Okay, Mom, calm down. 1048 01:12:23,620 --> 01:12:25,861 Man, I do my best to big you up. 1049 01:12:26,420 --> 01:12:30,020 I'm just saying, we could've won every game. 1050 01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:32,860 I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. 1051 01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:35,261 - Are you kidding, man? - No, it's a long story. 1052 01:12:35,420 --> 01:12:36,581 - All right. - I'll see you. 1053 01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:38,230 See you, man. 1054 01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:40,707 - Hey. Hey, what happened? - It's fine. 1055 01:12:40,860 --> 01:12:42,225 It's not fine. 1056 01:12:42,340 --> 01:12:43,860 No, you're having fun. You should stay. 1057 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:45,101 I'll come with you. 1058 01:12:45,340 --> 01:12:46,865 - Thanks. - Yeah. 1059 01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:02,781 Hey. 1060 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,630 You look cute. 1061 01:13:28,220 --> 01:13:29,551 Thank you. 1062 01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:36,340 So do you... Yeah. 1063 01:13:42,820 --> 01:13:43,867 Mom? 1064 01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:46,900 Hey, Mom? 1065 01:13:47,380 --> 01:13:48,984 Oh. 1066 01:13:51,780 --> 01:13:52,941 What are you doin'? 1067 01:13:54,260 --> 01:13:56,780 It's going to Goodwill. All of it. 1068 01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:58,988 Everything that's on the floor, gone! 1069 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,100 Mom, why don't you just calm down, okay? 1070 01:14:01,180 --> 01:14:02,625 No. I'm done putting up with it. 1071 01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:05,940 All of this? 1072 01:14:06,020 --> 01:14:07,100 All right. Hey. 1073 01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:08,580 Oh, my God! Can you believe it? 1074 01:14:08,660 --> 01:14:10,185 - It's okay. - What is this? 1075 01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:11,347 What is all this crap? 1076 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,540 Just please, please stop for a second. 1077 01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:13,940 She left her flat iron on. 1078 01:14:14,020 --> 01:14:15,784 She wants to burn the goddamn house down! 1079 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:18,460 - Can you stop for a second, please? - This is going. 1080 01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:20,383 Okay. All right. All right. All right. 1081 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:21,740 - Stop. Just give it to me. - Hey! 1082 01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:23,260 - Just give me the bag! - Hey! 1083 01:14:23,340 --> 01:14:24,626 I am the adult here! Not you. 1084 01:14:24,740 --> 01:14:27,630 Then why do you always call me? 1085 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,311 Oh, my God. 1086 01:14:34,020 --> 01:14:37,149 Oh, my God. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1087 01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:45,469 I just don't have anybody else. You're the only one. 1088 01:14:51,980 --> 01:14:53,311 What are you doing? 1089 01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:55,470 I'm handling it. 1090 01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:12,820 Wow. 1091 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:15,426 Look at this view, it's amazing. 1092 01:15:42,460 --> 01:15:43,940 Look, you know what to do. 1093 01:15:44,020 --> 01:15:46,022 I'm not gonna be an asshole and tell you. 1094 01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,701 Look, you know what to do... 1095 01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:55,145 I love this song. 1096 01:15:59,220 --> 01:16:00,346 It's really good. 1097 01:16:37,380 --> 01:16:39,826 I can't believe this is happening. 1098 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:45,140 There's so much that I've wanted to tell you and ask you. 1099 01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:46,745 And I just can't believe this is happening. 1100 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,350 Um... 1101 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:57,390 Oh, wow, this just keeps going back, doesn't it? 1102 01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:24,026 Pull this down. 1103 01:17:24,540 --> 01:17:25,746 Oh, God. 1104 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:29,060 I... I don't know if... 1105 01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:30,266 Yeah. Just... 1106 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,020 Hold on, I gotta... 1107 01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:37,380 I don't know if I should... 1108 01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:39,220 No, get off! Get off! Off! 1109 01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:40,506 - Get off! - Okay! Okay. 1110 01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:44,141 What the hell? 1111 01:18:09,660 --> 01:18:12,266 I, uh... I really liked that song earlier. What was the name of it again? 1112 01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:16,109 Uh, I don't remember. 1113 01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:20,788 I can just google it. 1114 01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:29,940 Anyway, 1115 01:18:30,380 --> 01:18:34,465 do you maybe wanna go for a walk or something? 1116 01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:42,391 We could maybe catch a movie. 1117 01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:49,783 Or we could sit here silently in your Mercury Marquis all night. 1118 01:18:52,740 --> 01:18:53,866 Are you serious? 1119 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,547 What? 1120 01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:57,504 What, now you're making fun of my car? 1121 01:18:57,660 --> 01:19:00,140 What? No. I was just being specific. 1122 01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,710 I wasn't saying that because it's shitty. 1123 01:19:01,860 --> 01:19:03,060 All right. 1124 01:19:03,140 --> 01:19:04,540 No, God, no. Look, I love your car, okay. 1125 01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:05,900 I don't even have a car. 1126 01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:08,020 I'm just acting weird, and this is just all a lot. 1127 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:10,671 And please stop. Please don't leave. 1128 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:38,140 - Fuck! - What? 1129 01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:40,100 - I don't understand you. - What do you... What? 1130 01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:41,180 What do you want? 1131 01:19:41,260 --> 01:19:42,340 What do you mean, what do I want? 1132 01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:43,501 What do you want! 1133 01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:45,620 To talk. To get to know you. 1134 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:47,180 Not just do it in the first five seconds. 1135 01:19:47,260 --> 01:19:49,420 You wrote me a novel about how you were dying 1136 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,025 to blow me in Petland, you psycho. 1137 01:19:52,340 --> 01:19:54,069 I'm not here to get to know you. 1138 01:19:56,700 --> 01:19:59,544 This is so stupid. So stupid. 1139 01:19:59,860 --> 01:20:01,385 Why didn't I listen to my friends? 1140 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:08,506 Oh, come on. Come on. 1141 01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:11,340 Now you're gonna try to make me the bad guy? 1142 01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:12,860 You're the one who messaged me. 1143 01:20:12,940 --> 01:20:14,783 I hope you hit a tree in this piece of shit. 1144 01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:16,709 I hope you get fucking paralyzed! 1145 01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:35,670 Let's go, lady. 1146 01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:39,950 Did you get a donut from these people? 1147 01:21:40,540 --> 01:21:41,701 No. 1148 01:22:13,660 --> 01:22:14,707 What the... 1149 01:22:15,380 --> 01:22:16,825 Why is that baby in your house? 1150 01:22:17,180 --> 01:22:20,707 Oh, shit. How the hell'd that thing get in here? 1151 01:22:21,180 --> 01:22:22,181 Hello. 1152 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:27,544 This is Toby. And this is Greer. 1153 01:22:28,660 --> 01:22:29,866 - Hi. - How are you? 1154 01:22:30,100 --> 01:22:32,102 - Good, how are you doin'? - Good. 1155 01:22:32,220 --> 01:22:33,346 Nice to meet you. 1156 01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:34,980 Hi, nice... 1157 01:22:35,060 --> 01:22:37,711 Now, your mother's number? 1158 01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:43,226 And who's got the stinky feet? Who's got the stinky feet? 1159 01:22:43,340 --> 01:22:44,751 Let me smell. Hold on. 1160 01:22:45,740 --> 01:22:47,583 Oh! Oh! Oh... 1161 01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:51,183 Toby's got the stinky feet. 1162 01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:54,024 Don't stare. It makes him self-conscious. 1163 01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:57,100 Can I get you something else? 1164 01:22:57,220 --> 01:22:59,507 Any ice cream or anything before I put the baby down? 1165 01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:00,860 I'm good, thank you. 1166 01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:03,620 No, no, I can feed and water her from here. 1167 01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:04,980 All right. 1168 01:23:05,060 --> 01:23:07,586 All right. Come on, tiny man. It's you and me, buddy. 1169 01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:10,309 - Big boy. - There you go. 1170 01:23:10,740 --> 01:23:11,901 Yeah. 1171 01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:14,540 Look, I just want to say, I don't know the whole story, 1172 01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:17,100 but, whatever it is, it'll pass. 1173 01:23:17,220 --> 01:23:19,340 I went through a rough time not too long ago, too. 1174 01:23:19,420 --> 01:23:20,945 But look where it led me. 1175 01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:23,222 This is the face of hope. 1176 01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:28,700 All right. Good night. 1177 01:23:28,780 --> 01:23:30,782 - I'll be in, in a minute. - All right. Good night. 1178 01:23:31,060 --> 01:23:32,660 - Good night. - Say, "Night-night." 1179 01:23:32,740 --> 01:23:34,660 - Good night. - Night-night, Daddy. 1180 01:23:34,740 --> 01:23:36,151 Night-night. 1181 01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:39,864 I think that's for you. 1182 01:23:42,740 --> 01:23:43,946 Come on. 1183 01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:54,020 No, that's not my mother. Don't open the door. 1184 01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:55,590 Hello there. 1185 01:24:07,380 --> 01:24:08,620 What are you doing here? 1186 01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:10,026 Get in the car. Let's go. 1187 01:24:10,220 --> 01:24:12,461 - No, Mom's picking me up. - No, she's not. 1188 01:24:12,620 --> 01:24:13,860 Get in the car. 1189 01:24:15,620 --> 01:24:17,622 Well, I don't feel like getting in the car with you and her. 1190 01:24:21,820 --> 01:24:23,822 Do you know what I've been doing all night? 1191 01:24:24,980 --> 01:24:26,780 I'll find another ride. 1192 01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:27,986 Hey. Hey, get in the car. 1193 01:24:28,220 --> 01:24:29,221 Stop! 1194 01:24:29,420 --> 01:24:30,940 No, you think this is fun for me? 1195 01:24:31,020 --> 01:24:32,749 - Let go of me! - You think I like this? 1196 01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:33,907 Where were you? 1197 01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:36,910 You can't pick up your phone even once? 1198 01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:39,900 You don't need to pretend to give a shit about me just because people are watching. 1199 01:24:39,980 --> 01:24:41,140 Oh, give me a break. 1200 01:24:41,220 --> 01:24:42,300 Oh, face it. 1201 01:24:42,380 --> 01:24:44,900 You can't wait to take me home so you can be Mom's little hero. 1202 01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:46,903 You live for that shit. 1203 01:25:01,660 --> 01:25:02,821 Just let it go. 1204 01:25:04,460 --> 01:25:05,905 Darian. 1205 01:25:06,140 --> 01:25:08,347 Darian? 1206 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,185 Hey, I just want you to know you're right, Nadine. 1207 01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:15,507 - Darian, we don't need to do this... - You're right about everything! 1208 01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:22,100 I don't give a shit about you. 1209 01:25:22,180 --> 01:25:26,629 I'm only here for me, and my life is fuckin' incredible. 1210 01:25:27,340 --> 01:25:28,421 I love it. 1211 01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:33,860 No, I love spending another night talking Mom off the ledge. 1212 01:25:33,940 --> 01:25:35,620 I love only applying to schools nearby 1213 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:38,420 because who knows what'll happen in the house if I'm not around to fix it? 1214 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:42,470 And I love that the one person who makes me feel 1215 01:25:42,580 --> 01:25:44,184 like I could take a fuckin' breath, 1216 01:25:48,940 --> 01:25:51,705 I can't have without completely destroying you. 1217 01:25:53,580 --> 01:25:55,070 So, you're right. 1218 01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:58,228 You're right. It's a blast. 1219 01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:00,061 I win. 1220 01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:09,948 Hey, can you give her a ride home, please? 1221 01:26:11,060 --> 01:26:12,141 Thanks. 1222 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:57,428 Look, I'm not very good at this kind of thing. Uh... 1223 01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:03,421 But I think we both know what needs to be said right now, 1224 01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:06,942 so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 1225 01:27:10,460 --> 01:27:11,825 Get out of the car. 1226 01:27:22,180 --> 01:27:24,148 - Bye. - See you Monday. 1227 01:28:20,220 --> 01:28:21,426 Hey. 1228 01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:35,382 Look, I just wanted to say that 1229 01:28:38,220 --> 01:28:41,463 I'm sorry for being a bitch tonight. 1230 01:28:44,460 --> 01:28:47,066 For the past couple weeks. 1231 01:28:49,260 --> 01:28:51,388 And the past 17 years before that. 1232 01:28:55,060 --> 01:28:57,260 I know this isn't any easier for you. 1233 01:28:57,340 --> 01:28:58,501 I know that. 1234 01:28:59,940 --> 01:29:02,341 I think some deranged part of me likes thinking 1235 01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:04,986 I'm the only one with real problems. 1236 01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:08,310 Like that makes me special. 1237 01:29:13,180 --> 01:29:17,422 You know, ever since we were little, I would get this feeling like... 1238 01:29:19,620 --> 01:29:23,750 Like I'm floating outside of my body, looking down on myself. 1239 01:29:25,980 --> 01:29:28,347 And I hate what I see. 1240 01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:33,781 How I'm acting, the way I sound. 1241 01:29:36,420 --> 01:29:38,900 And I don't know how to change it. 1242 01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:42,707 And I'm so scared 1243 01:29:43,780 --> 01:29:46,704 that that feeling is never gonna go away. 1244 01:29:53,820 --> 01:29:55,549 I'm sorry. 1245 01:29:57,180 --> 01:29:58,511 Really. 1246 01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:01,985 Good night. 1247 01:30:05,020 --> 01:30:06,101 Hey, Nadine. 1248 01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:52,668 - Good night. - Good night. 1249 01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:19,748 - Hey. - Hey. 1250 01:31:20,780 --> 01:31:21,941 You're up early. 1251 01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:25,701 Uh, yeah. I, um, I got... I got a thing to go to. 1252 01:31:25,980 --> 01:31:27,061 Yeah. 1253 01:31:27,540 --> 01:31:29,508 Well, have a good day. 1254 01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:35,901 You as well. 1255 01:31:38,060 --> 01:31:40,506 Have a good day, both of you. 1256 01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:41,781 Have a great day. 1257 01:31:42,260 --> 01:31:43,625 Thank you. 1258 01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:45,541 Um... 1259 01:31:47,580 --> 01:31:49,025 Can I call you later? 1260 01:31:50,020 --> 01:31:51,226 Okay. 1261 01:31:54,860 --> 01:31:56,580 - That was good. - Mmm-hmm. 1262 01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:58,620 - Right? - That was so good. 1263 01:31:58,700 --> 01:32:00,065 I miss her. 1264 01:32:28,820 --> 01:32:30,151 Nadine? 1265 01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:40,783 Sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy the films. 1266 01:32:53,300 --> 01:32:55,268 Turn off your cell phone, please. 1267 01:33:00,460 --> 01:33:02,224 Can I squeeze in? Thanks. 1268 01:33:03,300 --> 01:33:05,667 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1269 01:34:03,700 --> 01:34:06,540 Really somethin', wasn't it? Let's keep things going. 1270 01:34:06,620 --> 01:34:09,464 Our next entry, ladies and gentlemen, comes from Erwin Kim of... 1271 01:34:09,860 --> 01:34:10,861 Whoo! 1272 01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:15,420 Thank you. Of Lakewood High. Mr. Kim, would you like to come out 1273 01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:17,150 and say a few words about your film? 1274 01:34:21,580 --> 01:34:23,070 Come on. 1275 01:34:26,380 --> 01:34:28,906 Hello. Thank you for coming. Um... 1276 01:34:30,340 --> 01:34:32,946 Hope you enjoy this, uh... 1277 01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:36,587 My, uh... 1278 01:34:38,740 --> 01:34:41,789 Uh... 1279 01:34:44,340 --> 01:34:46,300 You can just take this. Thanks. Thank you. 1280 01:34:46,380 --> 01:34:47,381 Whoo. 1281 01:34:49,260 --> 01:34:53,663 Uh, okay. Well, here it is. 1282 01:34:53,860 --> 01:34:55,749 Mr. Kim's film. 1283 01:35:02,580 --> 01:35:07,188 Once upon a time on a planet called Not Saturn 1284 01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:11,860 at Alien Planet High School... 1285 01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:14,591 Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! 1286 01:35:15,540 --> 01:35:20,068 ...there was an alien adolescent who was struck by love. 1287 01:35:23,540 --> 01:35:26,464 Hmm? Mmm-mmm. 1288 01:35:28,780 --> 01:35:29,781 Hmm? 1289 01:35:29,940 --> 01:35:30,941 Mmm-mmm. 1290 01:35:32,700 --> 01:35:34,145 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm! 1291 01:36:11,820 --> 01:36:12,821 Aww. 1292 01:36:14,860 --> 01:36:16,021 Huh? 1293 01:36:17,260 --> 01:36:18,341 Hmm. 1294 01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:21,021 Oh. 1295 01:36:21,140 --> 01:36:22,141 Aww. 1296 01:36:24,580 --> 01:36:25,627 Uh-oh. 1297 01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:32,980 Mmm. 1298 01:36:33,060 --> 01:36:34,266 Too late! 1299 01:36:34,980 --> 01:36:36,220 Pool party! 1300 01:36:50,540 --> 01:36:51,541 Whoo! 1301 01:37:05,540 --> 01:37:06,905 Erwin. 1302 01:37:07,820 --> 01:37:09,060 That... 1303 01:37:10,380 --> 01:37:11,381 Wow. 1304 01:37:11,820 --> 01:37:13,822 Well, I mean, I wouldn't go that far. 1305 01:37:14,300 --> 01:37:16,621 - It was all right. - It was amazing. Really. 1306 01:37:18,380 --> 01:37:19,905 Oh, thanks! 1307 01:37:24,580 --> 01:37:27,311 And I got the message, all right? I know... 1308 01:37:27,580 --> 01:37:29,423 I know she's me. 1309 01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:32,700 But I already figured out how great you are. 1310 01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:35,500 You're so fucking great. 1311 01:37:35,580 --> 01:37:38,106 You're like the best person I know. 1312 01:37:41,100 --> 01:37:43,262 What? What's wrong? 1313 01:37:43,580 --> 01:37:46,470 Um, the film wasn't about you. 1314 01:37:47,740 --> 01:37:49,310 Oh, God. 1315 01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:51,426 Shoot. 1316 01:37:53,580 --> 01:37:55,070 Sorry, I thought maybe because the hair 1317 01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:57,262 - and, like, the cool shoes that... - Oh... 1318 01:37:58,420 --> 01:38:01,105 Wow. I'm one of those people that thinks everything is about them. 1319 01:38:01,940 --> 01:38:03,704 I'm just messing with you. 1320 01:38:05,460 --> 01:38:08,430 Yeah, I'm just messing with you. I set that up. 1321 01:38:08,740 --> 01:38:10,380 - You shithead. - Yes. 1322 01:38:10,460 --> 01:38:12,144 Felt pretty good. You... You being nervous for once. 1323 01:38:12,260 --> 01:38:14,866 And I'm just over here, like, just sniffin' my flowers. 1324 01:38:16,220 --> 01:38:18,348 I hate you so much. 1325 01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:20,141 You free to hang? 1326 01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:24,700 Yeah, I am. Cleared my whole schedule for you. 1327 01:38:24,780 --> 01:38:26,384 Oh, good. Come on. 1328 01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:28,628 Say hi to some people. 1329 01:38:30,580 --> 01:38:32,740 Dude, you did such a good job. 1330 01:38:32,820 --> 01:38:33,980 Insane! 1331 01:38:34,060 --> 01:38:35,266 Thank you, thank you. 1332 01:38:35,820 --> 01:38:37,340 Guys, this is Nadine. 1333 01:38:37,420 --> 01:38:38,660 Hi. How's it goin'? 1334 01:38:38,780 --> 01:38:39,900 Good, how are you? 1335 01:38:39,980 --> 01:38:42,020 I'm good. Thanks. That was so good. 1336 01:38:42,100 --> 01:38:44,910 I just can't get over it. It was amazing. 1337 01:38:47,110 --> 01:38:56,110 Psagmeno.com Subtitles / Screenshots / Trailers 96025