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I have to go. 14 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:40,586 - DORIS: We only just got here. 15 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:44,068 - Come on, things to do, sorry. - DORIS: I want a refund. 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,655 - IMOGEN: Darra, that's my seat. 17 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:48,862 - Change is as good as a holiday, Sis. 18 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,655 - Just move it, goblin breath. 19 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,206 - Where have you been? You're late. 20 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:56,275 - I have a very tight schedule. 21 00:00:56,379 --> 00:01:00,137 - Good grief, that's absolutely amazing. 22 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:01,344 - What, Professor? 23 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:03,379 - You're all here on time. 24 00:01:03,482 --> 00:01:05,620 Let's see if we can get some work done without interruption. 25 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:08,655 - [whirring] 26 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:11,379 - Ah, except that it's letterbox day. 27 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:13,379 - Darra and I did it last time, Professor. 28 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:15,758 - In that case, Lily and Imogen. 29 00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:17,275 - If we have to. 30 00:01:17,379 --> 00:01:18,655 - MAXWELL: And Kyra will accompany you. 31 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:21,517 - Uh, we don't need her. - Of course you don't. 32 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:25,310 But I'm sure Kyra will benefit from seeing the proficiency 33 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:27,206 with which you handle the situation. 34 00:01:28,344 --> 00:01:29,827 Information's all in there. 35 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:32,034 - So, break for me and Ruksy? 36 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:33,379 - Oh, no. 37 00:01:33,482 --> 00:01:35,655 I have something very important for you two. 38 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:43,206 - So what's the deal with this letterbox? 39 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,793 - LILY: On the 23rd of every month, 40 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,275 anyone who touches the letterbox 41 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:51,275 between 10:59 and 11:03 in the morning gets turned into a dog. 42 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:53,793 - Why leave it? Why not replace it? 43 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,551 - The DMI tried, but the box kept coming back. 44 00:01:58,137 --> 00:01:59,724 - We don't need that. 45 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,724 The job couldn't be simpler. All we have to do 46 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:04,034 is stop anyone from touching the box for four minutes. 47 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,482 - [phone rings] 48 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:08,172 - Hey, Mattie. - MATTIE: Is that Kyra? 49 00:02:08,275 --> 00:02:10,827 - You know it is. - I'm not so sure. 50 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,551 The Kyra I know is supposed to be at basketball practice. 51 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:18,000 - Um, I'm on my way. Sorry, gotta go. 52 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:20,793 - Kyra! - I'd only be in the way. 53 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:22,034 Let me know how it goes. 54 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:24,034 - [whoosh] 55 00:02:24,137 --> 00:02:32,103 - ♪ 56 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:34,517 - Sorry, everybody. I got held up. 57 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,344 - Doing what? 58 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,241 To stay in the comp, every game from now has to be a win. 59 00:02:39,344 --> 00:02:40,655 I don't need you distracted. 60 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:42,827 - I got a lot of stuff on at the moment. 61 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:45,689 - What stuff? We get the same homework. 62 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:47,344 We play on the same team. 63 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:49,379 What could you possibly have to do that I don't? 64 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:51,793 - Are we here to talk or play? Cody? 65 00:02:51,896 --> 00:03:03,965 - ♪ 66 00:03:07,965 --> 00:03:10,413 - You said you had something important for us. 67 00:03:10,517 --> 00:03:13,689 - The lost property suitcase is important. 68 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:17,172 As you know, lost property is collected in here 69 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:20,241 and registered in the ledger. 70 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:23,137 And the item is matched with the owner. 71 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:28,413 Hm, in this case, a Mr. P. Marshall, 12 Newton Parade. 72 00:03:29,551 --> 00:03:30,793 And the item is returned. 73 00:03:32,137 --> 00:03:34,241 Now, see if you can empty it before the others return. 74 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:39,068 - This is lame. 75 00:03:39,172 --> 00:03:41,793 - No, reuniting lost things with their owners 76 00:03:41,896 --> 00:03:44,862 is like granting a wish. It's fun. 77 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:47,310 - You have a strange sense of fun. 78 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:52,689 Pink mobile phone. 79 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,344 - Mrs. Alice Hackford, 74 Elm Street. 80 00:04:03,103 --> 00:04:08,793 - [theme music] 81 00:04:08,896 --> 00:04:20,896 ♪ 82 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:31,172 ♪ 83 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:37,275 - ♪ 84 00:04:37,379 --> 00:04:38,655 - I wish Kyra had been here. 85 00:04:38,758 --> 00:04:40,068 I think she would've enjoyed this. 86 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:42,620 - It's obvious where her priorities lie. 87 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:44,379 - All clear. 88 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:45,896 - IMOGEN: Should be any time now. 89 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:48,586 We're on. 90 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:51,482 - [door shuts] 91 00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:53,344 - IMOGEN: Oh, pixie dust. 92 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:56,034 - It's Mrs. Spencer. She musn't touch the box. 93 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:57,413 - Stop her. - Me? 94 00:04:57,517 --> 00:04:59,482 You're the one who needs to work on their people skills. 95 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,931 - This isn't the time. - True, it could take years. 96 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:03,310 - Lily, go. 97 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,000 - Mrs. Spencer! 98 00:05:09,482 --> 00:05:10,551 My cat is missing. 99 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:13,103 I left the door open and naughty Toby ran out. 100 00:05:13,206 --> 00:05:15,241 I think he went into your backyard. 101 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:16,482 - Oh. 102 00:05:16,586 --> 00:05:18,482 - Could you please take me in to have a look? 103 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:19,862 - Of course, dear. 104 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:26,275 - ♪ 105 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:28,344 - [zap] 106 00:05:31,137 --> 00:05:32,965 - [engine sputters] 107 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:40,448 - Two of 'em? 108 00:05:42,689 --> 00:05:44,448 - [crash] 109 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:51,896 - [dog barks] 110 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:59,482 - I'm sorry he wasn't there. - Toby's my best friend. 111 00:05:59,586 --> 00:06:01,034 I don't know what I'd do without him. 112 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:02,793 - I'm sure you'll find him. 113 00:06:06,413 --> 00:06:10,482 - [dog barks] 114 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:12,275 - You have got to be kidding. 115 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:14,068 Imogen, you had one job! 116 00:06:14,172 --> 00:06:16,379 - But there was two postmen. How was I supposed to know? 117 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:19,689 - We're gonna get expelled. My parents are gonna disown me. 118 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:21,586 I'm gonna have to live in a cave with trolls. 119 00:06:21,689 --> 00:06:24,689 - We can fix this. We just have to turn him back. 120 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:26,896 - Yes, right. 121 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,896 All we have to do is turn a dog back into a postman. 122 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,172 Simple. 123 00:06:31,275 --> 00:06:35,517 - ♪ 124 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:37,103 - Where did the dog go? 125 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,896 - You think you can get past me? - I don't think. I know. 126 00:06:54,137 --> 00:06:56,965 - Do that with every shot from now, and the trophy's ours. 127 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,689 - So no pressure, then? 128 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,310 - Okay, everyone, take a break. 129 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:02,758 - Do we have to? - I could use one. 130 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:05,103 - Can we make it short? I have so much on today. 131 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,103 - What is taking up your time? 132 00:07:08,034 --> 00:07:10,448 Have you--have you met someone? 133 00:07:10,551 --> 00:07:12,517 - What? No. - Come on, spill. 134 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,413 Do I know him? - There's nothing to tell. 135 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:18,241 - You sure? 'Cause you seem different. 136 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:21,379 - Can you just let it go, okay? How about we start again? 137 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,344 Cody, Holly, let's go, come on. 138 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:28,068 - [clanking] 139 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:30,793 - One pair of false teeth. 140 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:33,103 How does anyone lose their teeth? 141 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:34,586 We should get extra credit for this. 142 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:39,172 - Mr. Julian Grimes, 3 Helix Crescent. 143 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:48,275 - [clanking] 144 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:51,275 - Now, this is cool. 145 00:07:53,689 --> 00:07:54,586 - [plays tune] 146 00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:59,689 ♪ 147 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:05,413 - [cell phones playing tune] 148 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:08,965 ♪ 149 00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:12,206 - [cuckoo clock chirps tune] 150 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:14,551 - [piano plays tune] 151 00:08:14,655 --> 00:08:18,275 ♪ 152 00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:21,241 - Darra, don't. 153 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:23,862 That must be Ulrich's horn. - Who? 154 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:26,862 - It makes anything play the same sound as it's playing. 155 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,172 It's not a toy. 156 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,931 It's a magical object that we need to keep stored here. 157 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:35,586 - [whoosh] 158 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,517 - About time. You can take over. 159 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:40,551 - I can't, sorry. We had a problem. 160 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:43,103 - Tell me you didn't. 161 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:45,034 - So a postman turn into a dog. 162 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:46,448 Big deal. 163 00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:49,724 We just have to find the dog and turn him back. 164 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:51,793 - You lost the dog too? - I'll help you look. 165 00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:57,068 - No, you have to stay here. Professor Maxwell can't know. 166 00:08:57,172 --> 00:09:00,137 But any ideas on how to change him back when we find him? 167 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:02,655 - If you read the folder, you would know you'd need to put 168 00:09:02,758 --> 00:09:05,413 him back in front of the letterbox before sunset. 169 00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:07,275 - Why sunset? - With this type of magic, 170 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:10,758 if you don't reverse the transformation before then, 171 00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:12,689 it becomes permanent. 172 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,517 - This day just keeps getting better. 173 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:19,724 - Postie! Here, Postie! 174 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:26,586 - ♪ 175 00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:29,137 - Postie! Here, Postie! 176 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:38,344 - ♪ 177 00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:43,172 - Kyra! Kyra! - Sorry! 178 00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:46,724 [whispers] You can't be here. 179 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:50,000 - I need your help. - I'm kind of busy right now. 180 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:53,655 - Believe me, if I could ask anyone else, I would. 181 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,620 - Hey, Kyra! 182 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:05,931 Did you see that? - KYRA: What? 183 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:08,103 - The ball, it--it looked like it bounced off something. 184 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:10,379 - But that's impossible. - I saw it. 185 00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:13,448 - I just remembered something. Gotta go. 186 00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:14,827 - But--now? 187 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:21,137 - ♪ 188 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,827 - So you lost the dog. What can I do? 189 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:25,172 - You speak dog. 190 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:27,724 - I've only ever communicated with one dog. 191 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,931 - Fine, get her to find the postman dog, 192 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:32,827 then you can go back to your silly basket game. 193 00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:34,310 It won't take long. 194 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,206 - [whoosh] 195 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:49,310 - ♪ 196 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,068 - Have you seen my postman? 197 00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:55,862 - Uh, no. Why? 198 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,310 - MRS. SPENCER: Those are his things. 199 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:59,103 Why would he leave them here? 200 00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:01,793 - Bathroom break... or urgent phone call. 201 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:04,206 Why don't you go inside and I'll wait for him to come back? 202 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,344 What are you doing? 203 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,379 - I'm looking for my pension check. 204 00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:09,482 - No, you can't disturb the mail! 205 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,379 I'm sure it's illegal, or something. 206 00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:14,137 - [dog barks] 207 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,896 - Postie! - What? 208 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,896 - Don't touch anything. I'll be right back. 209 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,758 - ♪ 210 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:22,689 - [dog barks] 211 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:25,896 - Postie! 212 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:29,034 I am so sorry. 213 00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:30,758 We didn't mean to do this to you. 214 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,827 Now come with me and I'll make it all better. 215 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,068 - Buster? 216 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,379 - Don't worry, Postie. 217 00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:38,724 Imogen will be back soon and we'll fix you all up. 218 00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,655 - I thought you were looking for your cat. 219 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:44,827 - Uh, yes? Well, funny thing. 220 00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:46,344 You're so going to laugh at this. 221 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:49,275 - That's my dog. - Are you sure he's yours? 222 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:53,620 - [nervous chuckle] 223 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:59,931 - ♪ 224 00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:01,344 - Police, please. 225 00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:07,517 - Who lost this? 226 00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:15,517 - No idea. Put it back. The name might turn up later. 227 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,310 The others should be back by now. 228 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:20,724 - [creaking] 229 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,689 - What are we going to tell the professor? 230 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,896 - [zap] 231 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,827 - [creaking] 232 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,827 - Imogen and Lily aren't back yet? 233 00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:31,172 - They were. 234 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:33,827 Then there was a report of a laundromat washing machine 235 00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:35,758 sucking up socks. 236 00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,862 They went back out to investigate. 237 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,172 - MAXWELL: Let me know as soon as they get back. 238 00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:41,827 The day's getting away from us. 239 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,758 - [creaking] 240 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,310 - [exhales] 241 00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,482 - That's her? 242 00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:53,241 I thought we were getting a tracker dog, 243 00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:56,000 not this...creature. - DORIS: Tell your friend 244 00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,275 that she shouldn't judge a book by its cover, 245 00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:01,758 'cause there's plenty I could say about hers. 246 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,103 - What did she say? 247 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:05,793 - She said she's happy to help. 248 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:09,689 Doris, we need you to find the missing person. 249 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,689 Can you track his scent if you sniff his things? 250 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:14,034 - DORIS: I have my standards, you know. 251 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:17,103 There are limits to what I'll stick my nose into. 252 00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,896 - So you'll do it? 253 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,620 - DORIS: That depends. What's in it for me? 254 00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:28,827 - What are we gonna do with all these socks? 255 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:30,482 - Sock puppets? - Darra! 256 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:34,172 - Okay, we send one back with every lost object we return. 257 00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:35,793 Think of it as a bonus. - [whoosh] 258 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:37,275 - Where's Imogen? 259 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:40,137 - I thought she might be here. - She went to look for the dog. 260 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,931 - That was a while ago. I should go find her. 261 00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:45,379 - I'll go too. - Oh, no. 262 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,655 I'm not staying here on my own with the professor. 263 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:54,344 - Oh, no. My dad's here. 264 00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:56,758 - DORIS: I didn't know your father was a policeman. 265 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:59,517 Are we doing something illegal? 266 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,724 - I don't think so. 267 00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:03,034 - You found the dog. 268 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:06,034 - No, this is the dog we're using to find the dog. 269 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,103 - That makes sense...I think. 270 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:11,931 - DORIS: He's cute. So this is your boyfriend. 271 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:14,310 - No. - DORIS: Why not? 272 00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:16,517 If he had a tail, I'd ask him out. 273 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,793 - Could we just focus on finding the postman, please? 274 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:20,724 - DORIS: Sensitive as my nose is, 275 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:24,241 I can't pick up a scent from here. 276 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,620 - Stay here. 277 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:32,275 - ♪ 278 00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:34,206 - I thought you had basketball practice. 279 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,758 - We finished early. 280 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,344 - Didn't you do dog walking already? 281 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:41,034 - Doris needs more exercise. - DORIS: I can still hear you. 282 00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:43,620 - What's going on here? 283 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,000 - It appears we have a missing postman. 284 00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:47,241 Oh, keep her away, Kyra. 285 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,103 I don't want her messing up the scene. 286 00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,655 [whispers] Okay, now. 287 00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,793 - [sniffs] 288 00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:01,310 - Kyra! - Sorry, Dad! 289 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,862 Bad dog, Doris! Bad dog! 290 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:06,241 Enough? - DORIS: Yes. 291 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,482 - No treat for you today, naughty dog. 292 00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:10,310 See you at home, Dad! 293 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:12,448 - DORIS: Well, that was humiliating. 294 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:18,000 - Have you ever wondered why it's only one sock 295 00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,310 that disappears? 296 00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:21,172 Why don't they go missing in pairs? 297 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,413 - I don't care about socks. They should've come back by now. 298 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,586 Something else must've gone wrong. 299 00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:30,206 - Lily, you're back. Where's Imogen? 300 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,931 Still out with the washing machine? 301 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,103 - Yep, that's where she is. 302 00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:39,172 - And Darra's gone to help? 303 00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,034 Nothing else I should know about? 304 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,551 Let me know at the moment they arrive back. 305 00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:56,068 - ♪ 306 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,793 - [sniffs] 307 00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,103 - Come on, dog. 308 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,724 I could find him faster than you. 309 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,517 - DORIS: Then tell your friend to get down and start sniffing. 310 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:04,896 - What did she say? 311 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,482 - She thinks she's getting close. 312 00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,586 - If she were a bloodhound instead of Mrs. Sniffles, 313 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:10,034 this would be over. 314 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,517 - DORIS: That's it, I quit. - KYRA: Doris, no! 315 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,068 - DORIS: I'm not moving until she apologizes. 316 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:17,034 - What's up? 317 00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:18,620 - You upset her. 318 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:20,103 She wants you to say sorry. 319 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:23,517 - I am not apologizing to a dog. - DORIS: A dog? 320 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:27,068 I am a full-breed boxer from an impeccable bloodline. 321 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:28,896 - She's our only hope. 322 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,689 - DARRA: Gotta do it, Sis. 323 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:34,000 - Sorry. - DORIS: Not good enough. 324 00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:37,586 I want a proper apology, to my face. 325 00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:39,655 - She wants you to do it again-- 326 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,000 [whispers] down there. 327 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,620 - I so want to see this. - She's out of her tiny mind! 328 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,896 - DORIS: And again with the insults! 329 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 She's got the manners of a pit bull. 330 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,827 - She's not moving until you do. 331 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,344 - [exhales] 332 00:16:58,172 --> 00:17:00,068 I'm sorry. 333 00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:06,000 - DARRA: Good dog. 334 00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:08,275 - [groans] 335 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,965 - So you noticed the bike and mail satchel abandoned 336 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,620 just before midday. - That's what I said. 337 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:19,000 - And before that, you didn't see or hear anything unusual? 338 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:21,413 - There was a girl looking for her lost cat. 339 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:24,793 She was quite odd. 340 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,896 - Your baguette and almond croissant, Mrs. Spencer. 341 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,896 - MRS. SPENCER: Thank you, Peter. 342 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,103 - Hey, Sergeant Glen. What's happening? 343 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:33,448 - A missing postman. 344 00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:36,482 Nothing sinister, I'm sure. 345 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:40,620 - ♪ 346 00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:42,620 - DARRA: When we get back, if the professor asks 347 00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,482 about a washing machine, just let me handle it, okay? 348 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:45,793 - A washing machine? 349 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:48,586 - What? - DORIS: [sniffs] 350 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,931 I smell cabbage, coffee grounds, 351 00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:55,310 and canine fur, with a hint of postage stamp glue. 352 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,965 - She's found him. - It's about time. 353 00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,068 - Where? - DORIS: Not so fast, girlie. 354 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:01,931 We need to agree on my compensation. 355 00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,137 - I said you could have dog treats. 356 00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:05,517 - DORIS: Oh, please. 357 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,379 Like biscuits are gonna cut it now. 358 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:10,172 I want bones. - Okay, bones. 359 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:14,310 - DORIS: And a foot massage. My paws are killing me. 360 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:15,724 - Fine. 361 00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:17,965 Now can you please show us where he is? 362 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:23,965 - ♪ 363 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,517 - [barks excitedly] 364 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:30,689 - Are you sure that's him? 365 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:33,068 - [barks] 366 00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:36,137 - DORIS: Yes, but he's more confused than a corgi. 367 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,241 He's worried about his postal round. 368 00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,758 But he also wants to chase cars. 369 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,793 What did you do to him? 370 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,896 - Later. 371 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,620 Let's get you home, and him back to the letterbox. 372 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:52,137 - It's almost sunset. We should be out there helping, 373 00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:55,620 not doing this stupid job. 374 00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,896 - I'm sure Imogen and Darra have it under control. 375 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,275 - [whoosh, tinkling] 376 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:02,034 - Poor postman! What if he has a family? 377 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:05,413 How are they going to feel having to call a dog "Dad"? 378 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,827 He's behind me, isn't he? 379 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:18,413 - ♪ 380 00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:19,655 - Oh, no! 381 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,137 It's gonna be sunset in two minutes. 382 00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,000 Any ideas? 383 00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,517 - Then I brought the wrong dog back, 384 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,551 but Mrs. Spencer thought I was looking for a cat. 385 00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:31,896 It wasn't anybody's fault. 386 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,034 How were we to know there would be two postmen? 387 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:36,034 - Do you understand what she's saying? 388 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:39,379 Ah, Darra, can you-- - Sorry, no time. 389 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,965 - No need to hang around, Peter. There's nothing strange here. 390 00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,482 - You can't be certain. 391 00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:44,827 There was a guy in the States 392 00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,862 who was abducted out of his milk truck, 393 00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:49,241 and a woman who was taken from her laundry room. 394 00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:53,137 - Where did you go? - What's that? 395 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,862 - Don't worry. I've got this. 396 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,758 - [playing tune] 397 00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:03,379 - [sirens and car horns playing tune] 398 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:13,103 ♪ 399 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:14,482 - Go! 400 00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:18,000 - [tune continues] 401 00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:27,206 ♪ 402 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,724 - [sighs] 403 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,862 - What? - What was that? 404 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,068 - I don't know. 405 00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:41,517 - ♪ 406 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,896 - Uh...you alright there, mate? 407 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:53,793 - ♪ 408 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,827 - MAXWELL: I'm very disappointed in you all. 409 00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,689 Would someone care to explain to me 410 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:02,827 how a simple task became a total debacle? 411 00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:06,551 Next time you're given a tasks, if there is a next time, 412 00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:09,793 read the file first. 413 00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:11,758 - ALL: Yes, Professor. 414 00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:14,310 - The only one who showed any competence 415 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:17,275 in this sorry affair was a dog. 416 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,689 I hope you made her feel appreciated. 417 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:23,517 - DORIS: Why is it just me walking today? 418 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,724 Where's Coco and Tigger? 419 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,068 Don't tell me you've lost another postman. 420 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:29,862 - We have something for you. 421 00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:32,310 - DORIS: If I'd known you were throwing me a dinner party, 422 00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:35,103 I'd have had a bath and worn my best collar. 423 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,275 - And Imogen and Lily have something to say. 424 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,862 - BOTH: Thank you, Doris. 425 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,310 - DORIS: You want something found again, you come see Doris. 426 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:44,103 I'm your dog. 427 00:21:44,206 --> 00:21:47,137 But next time, do me a favor. - What? 428 00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:50,000 - DORIS: Don't bring the rude one. 429 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,275 - What did she say? 430 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,000 - She said, "You're welcome." 431 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,724 - ♪ 432 00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:04,413 - [theme music] 433 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:16,517 ♪ 434 00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:30,689 ♪ 435 00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:45,724 ♪ 436 00:22:48,137 --> 00:23:00,172 ♪ 437 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:08,034 ♪♪ 29209

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