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[music starts]
[♪ Dirt/Nap - Light the Way]
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Eddie.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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Who is that?
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No, no no no no no...
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Babe, the sexiest thing
I could've done
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is check her pulse.
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Jenny. Jenny. Jenny, come on.
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Just clam down.
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Give me a second
to smoke a bowl,
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and figure out what the hell
happened last night.
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I can't do this anymore, Eddie.
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Don't. The band's
signing papers.
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We're going on tour today.
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Yeah. All the more reason
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we should cut our losses.
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Nothing happened in there.
I swear.
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Don't fucking text me,
don't fucking call me,
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don't even tweet about me,
just don't even think about me.
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Facebook?
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[slaps]
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Jenny, come on. Jenny!
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This is all just a
misunderstanding.
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[music plays]
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Oh my god.
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Jesus.
[birds chirping]
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Hmm...
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[peeing]
[sighs]
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[stops peeing]
[sighs]
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Well, this can't get any worse.
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[guitar music plays]
[bottle clinking]
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[dramatic sound]
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Toss?
[drum]
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Hey Toss. Hey buddy.
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Toss! Come on, buddy.
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Hey man, Toss!
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No, no, no.
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No!
[Toss throws up loudly]
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I thought you are dead.
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Oh. You mean I'm not?
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What did we do last night?
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Oh...
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[exhales]
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I'll tell you what we didn't do.
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[exhales]
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[throws up loudly again]
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[in disgust]
Oh...
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Enough for coke.
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Shit got a little out of hand
last night.
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AIDS,
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got a little out of hand
compared to what happened here.
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Dude, I can't remember
anything.
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At some point,
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triple jumped the line between
award show drunk and
Hasslehoff.
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[laughs]
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Oh...
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[in disgust]
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Who took a shit in your mouth?
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Chas.
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Who else?
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Fucking asshole.
[spits]
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Jenny broke up with me.
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Oh cool.
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No.
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Not cool.
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Chas fucked this stripper in my
room last night,
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Jenny walked in, and just
assumed...
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You hit that?
-What?
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No!
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You should've woke her with
wood,
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she would've thought you were
Chas, right?
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You want Chas' sloppy seconds?
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[sighs]
Can't get more Herpes.
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That's not true.
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[guitar notes]
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Last thing I remember is,
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dinner.
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I don't remember,
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the last thing I remember.
[exhales heavily]
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Wow, uh-uhn.
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You know, my back hurts,
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from carrying you every time we
try to have fun.
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[ascends noises]
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...what you want me to do.
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If you are hungry,
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eat.
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They wouldn't wait for you.
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That's my fucking point, Toss.
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[whips]
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Why are you looking at them?
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I don't know.
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Why are you making such a big
deal out of nothing?
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As usual.
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Ahh!!
[angry]
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[sighs]
Well,
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that was a little more heated
than usual.
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Yeah, she must be ride on the
cotton pony.
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Why do you always assume...
-Shush...
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Alright, let's not take your
frustrations
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on my girl.
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She was about to side with her
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even though you both know that
she's
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[loudly]
bat shit crazy!
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I was simply trying to...
-Shut!
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Up!
-Hey!
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That's enough, man.
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No, it's fine.
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I'm just gonna check on Beth.
-I'm sorry.
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Toss!
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Treat my girl with some respect,
man.
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[inaudible conversation]
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It's about fucking time.
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Dinner's been over for an hour.
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But dig in, boys.
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We were at Crazy Girls
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with boobs. Now we're here.
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Did I ever tell you about
the time I was
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balls deep in the two hole
of this little Asian bird
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right here on this very table?
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What was his name?
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Ha ha ha.
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Forgive us. Most of your stories
start that way.
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That is because I have a
pornographic
memory, my friend.
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Chas, nobody wants to hear
about your sexual...
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Disappointments.
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[laughs]
Speak for yourselves.
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I love hearing this stuff.
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It's hot, very sexy.
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Sometimes I jerk off.
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[chuckles]
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What? I'm lonely.
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All right,
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you know what?
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Why don't we put this to a vote?
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How many people here,
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actually,
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want to hear this bullshit?
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Show hands.
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Great! Now we don't have to
hear about
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your quest to defile a girl
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in every room of this house.
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Not fair.
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Birds can't vote.
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Go fuck yourself, Chas.
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I already have.
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But you know, I've got just
enough juice
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left to get that last room.
-Oh,
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there's a reason,
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why it's the last room.
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I'll get in.
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I always do.
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I bet you say that
to all the boys.
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If I were you,
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I will choose my next word very
carefully, my friend.
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Because I can do worse than
what everyone hears
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through your walls and their
nightmares.
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Well, I think we all know
you can do better.
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[scoffs]
Right?
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Is that a joke?
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Listen, if I'm fully drunk,
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and she's half attractive,
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then she's fully attractive.
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You know, if Heath Ledger did
that kind of math,
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then he'd still be alive.
[laughs]
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Gees!
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[bottle smashing]
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Was he gonna do math...
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Just somebody call a punch
before I do.
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Easy, love.
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We just having a spot of fun.
-Yeah, fun.
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Anyone having a blast?
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You know, I think we all be a
little bit off spirit tonight.
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How you ladies doing?
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Em, time of my fucking life.
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Kinda night you just wanna wrap
your lips around cold steel.
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Is she going on tour with us?
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I would, but you'd will there,
so...
-So,
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great.
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This might be fun after all.
-Chas.
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You've been a dick ever since I
decided to sleep
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the guitarist instead of you.
-God...
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Love,
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I've always been a dick.
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And you see, the thing about
dicks,
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is that they attract pussy.
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And the biggest dick,
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gets the most pussy.
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And let's face it.
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You've never seen a bigger dick
than this,
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and poor little Eddie here,
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I mean, he's the rhythm guitar.
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Chas.
-What?
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For the love of god,
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I'll super glue your cock your
taint.
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Again.
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Well, I think it's time to
powder my nose.
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Wait, you got coke?
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Too soon?
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[sighs]
Too late.
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[in disgust]
[doorbell rings]
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We've got company.
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[humming]
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What did he piss about?
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He does play rhythm guitar.
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I hate my life.
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Jenny.
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[doorbell rings again]
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One two, cha cha cha...
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Are you guys expecting
company?
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Just few of our closest friends,
friend.
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Really?
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Really.
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You invited them.
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Oh dude, I invited some people.
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We invited he invites some
people.
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Wonderful.
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Guys,
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this just supposed to be
a dinner party.
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Yeah, well uh,
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we had dinner, so,
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let's party.
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Right!
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[loud, rock music starts]
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Get out of the way.
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[music continues]
[screaming]
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Key's in the kitchen.
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You...Ah! I'm so glad you made
it.
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I'll find you in a little while.
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[greeting]
Get drunk.
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[rock music continues]
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Chas.
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What?
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I though We had a
understanding.
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What happen to a quiet night
amongst friends?
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Friends?
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I fucking hate you.
[laughs]
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Jenny?
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[loud noise descends]
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[exhales]
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That's it.
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Movie's over.
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Most of that was news to me.
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Did we sign our contract last
night?
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I have no fucking idea.
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Do you remember anything else?
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I remember the Titans.
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[empty bottle smashes]
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[bottle smashes on the ground]
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Toss?
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Get the fuck over here.
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[guitar notes]
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Greatest,
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party,
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ever?
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[laughs]
[guitar notes]
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[bottle rolling]
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Ahhh...
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Dude, fuck.
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So we're fucked,
and I'm going to jail.
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Look at the bright side...
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Did anyone ever die in Tommy
Lee's pool?
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Yes.
-Exactly.
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Ultimate street credit.
[laughs]
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You can't buy that kind of...
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What the fuck are you doing?
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No no no,
we're not going to jail.
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We're going on tour.
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What the fuck, man?
-Look,
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we've got a team of corporate
lawyers to deal with this shit
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now while we're on the road,
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banging groupies two at a time.
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Or, our public defender are
sitting around
274
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,909
with his thumb up his ass while
I've got a guy
275
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,511
ironically named Tiny up mine.
276
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,949
Give it...
277
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,151
[cellphone got tossed in the
pool]
278
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,054
Re-fucking-lax bro.
279
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,989
We're somebody else's problem
now.
280
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,591
Are we, Toss?
281
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,959
Because we don't even know
282
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,729
if Reuben came over here last
night with the contracts.
283
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,933
[exhales heavily]
284
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,969
We can call Spencer.
285
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:38,970
Absolutely not.
286
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,471
Not after what he tried to pull
last night.
287
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,107
That much I remember clearly.
288
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:50,648
[party noise ascends and
descends]
289
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,284
Woo...
-Are you kidding me right now?
290
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,519
Hey.
291
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,687
Getting mad ain't gonna help.
292
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,356
But getting fucked up will?
293
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,223
You know what?
294
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,291
I'm gonna wake Reuben up.
295
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,492
Because as usual,
296
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,628
his sobriety will come in handy.
-Ha!
297
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,663
Sobriety.
298
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:09,734
He's taken 12 steps at least a
dozen times.
299
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,836
[pounding on the door]
300
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,708
[whisper]
Whit a second, Toss.
301
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,042
We gonna talk about this.
302
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,312
[doors open]
303
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,748
Boys.
304
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,150
Your house is on fire.
305
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,453
I highly doubt that, Chuck.
306
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,754
[doors shut]
307
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,089
That was real smooth.
308
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,423
What did you expect me to do?
309
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,791
Hide the body?
310
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,860
Go!
311
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:38,963
[sighs]
312
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,234
[doors open]
313
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,738
Good morning.
-That's what I thought.
314
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,006
Outdoor furniture,
315
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,907
is my specialty.
316
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,543
Ah, um...
317
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,815
[fire distinguisher]
318
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:01,085
In the name of Oprah happened
last night?
319
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,653
I uh...
320
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,023
[water splashes]
don't really know.
321
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,291
This reeks of Chas.
322
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:10,328
Hey, what time did you end up
getting outta here last night?
323
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,796
I don't know. Two.
324
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,498
Two thirty.
325
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,266
I'm really sorry if we kept you
up, man.
326
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,834
I mean, things got...
327
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,903
a little crazy.
-No, I'm sorry.
328
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,839
It wasn't you guys. I...
329
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,374
got into a fight with Geoffrey.
330
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,143
Must be going around.
331
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,812
Wait, who's Geoffrey?
332
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,580
My sugar daddy.
333
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,784
but you blow through dudes like
Toss blows through blow.
334
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:33,818
Huh!
335
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,087
Toss wishes he could go through
that much coke.
336
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:40,158
Yeah, for what it's worth I hope
you and uh...
337
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,159
Geoffrey!
338
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,895
Right. Kiss and make up. Just
uh...
339
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,798
You know, not over here.
-We will,
340
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,467
Now, I don't mean to pry, but
Eddie...
341
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,002
What?
342
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:55,506
I heard Jenny this morning.
343
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:59,677
Girlfriend got some lung on her.
344
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:04,082
Oh that, yeah. Pretty bad, man.
345
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,983
Oh, you'll be fine.
-Thanks, Chuck.
346
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,619
As you can see, I've got my
hands full here. So.
347
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,188
Oh, I'd be happy to help.
348
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,223
We could have this cleaned up in
no time.
349
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,959
Thank you, but that is not
necessary.
350
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,261
You sure honey?
-Yes!
351
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,297
It's totally cool.
As a matter of fact,
352
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,798
the record label actually has
people
353
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,900
who will deal with this things,
so it's fine.
354
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,601
Oh.
355
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,637
You fancy, huh?
-Yeah.
356
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,942
Thank you for so much for
putting out the couch. I really
357
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,344
appreciate it. Take care!
[doors closed]
358
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,745
Well, if you need anything.
359
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,546
Holla!
360
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,914
Will do.
361
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,584
[exhales]
362
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,785
Woo!
363
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,019
That was refreshing.
364
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,387
I highly recommend it.
365
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,190
But, I recommend getting high
first.
366
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,725
Ha-ha. You got a light?
367
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,360
You know, I have a hard time
believe in you
368
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,962
can produce a joint
from thin air,
369
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,363
without a way to light it.
370
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,264
Besides, Toss,
371
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,032
I don't know whether you
comprehend this,
372
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,334
but we have bigger problems
here.
373
00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:02,740
Uh-oh, bigger than this?
[dramatic sound]
374
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:06,744
Like a dead guy out there in the
pool.
375
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,714
Now i hope Gunther has some
answers.
376
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:17,388
[confusing sound along with
montage]
377
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,028
[door clicks open]
378
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,532
[door shuts]
379
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,699
Fuck!
380
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,568
What's the last time you saw
Gunther?
381
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:38,209
[loud party noise]
[gunshot]
382
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,846
Is that all you remember?
383
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,114
I need more fuel.
384
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,015
Fuel?
385
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,917
Yeah, every time I drink or
smoke,
386
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,451
I remember something.
387
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,986
Dude, that's state dependent
learning.
388
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,656
Yeah, what he said.
-No no no no, seriously.
389
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,425
The only way to remember a
blackout,
390
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,693
[scoffs]
391
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,362
is to blackout again.
392
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,264
Yay, science!
393
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,166
I'm gonna check Chas' room.
394
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:06,337
[rushes and falls down]
395
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,273
You looking for Chas or Chas'
coke?
396
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,609
Wow, I just
got picked off first.
397
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,511
Well, lucky for us,
398
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,247
I'm on second.
399
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:21,485
[kicks open the door]
[trance music plays]
400
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,322
[together]
Typical.
401
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:28,292
He's got coke. I can smell it.
402
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,595
The only time Chas
is actually up this early is...
403
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,762
When he hasn't gone to bed.
404
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,631
Exactly.
405
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,299
[bottle clinks]
406
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,935
Unbelievable.
Where are these assholes?
407
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,403
We gotta find them, man.
408
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,239
More importantly, we gotta find
that contract
409
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:45,610
or we are all fucked.
[dramatic sound]
410
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,645
What are those?
411
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,846
[mutters]
Remember me nots.
412
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,649
I think you missed one.
413
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:57,788
[ascends sound of slow-mo]
414
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,892
What's happening?
415
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,861
Nothing.
416
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,933
Let me see.
417
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,904
Woo...
418
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,507
Klonopins, nice.
419
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,743
Did you hurt your back
falling off the wagon?
420
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,511
No, uh...
421
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,912
I have a huge pain in the ass.
422
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,015
Does she know you are doing
drugs without her?
423
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,851
You could fill the Grand Canyon
with what she don't know about
me.
424
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,320
[laughs]
425
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,492
You ain't gonna find what you
looking for
426
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,994
at the bottom
of this bag of pills.
427
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,563
Because it ain't in there.
428
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:43,567
Getting slow.
429
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,169
There you are.
430
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:49,073
Take what you want.
431
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,443
I'll have fun trying.
432
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,312
Don't try too hard.
433
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,415
Because the trip back from rock
bottom is a bitch.
434
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,216
Look, it's' just
a couple of pills.
435
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,918
Just a couple pills and couple
more,
436
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,220
I'll be pulling you trigger,
so you don't pulling Hendrix.
437
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,524
I can handle my shit.
[scoffs]
438
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,193
Sound like me 12 steps ago.
439
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,930
Twelve,
440
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,198
eleven,
441
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,533
ten,
442
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:21,839
nine, eight, seven, six, five...
443
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:26,210
[background music]
...two, one.
444
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,245
Who's got the next
motherfuckers?
445
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:30,581
Right here, Sebastic Warriors.
446
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,683
Can you handle these balls?
447
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,485
He's sober.
448
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,455
But I'm drinking for two.
So yes, I can handle this.
449
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,256
Beer pong is foreplay.
450
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:42,460
And you're about to get fucked.
451
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:46,897
[beautiful opera plays]
452
00:22:56,408 --> 00:23:01,345
[opera continues]
453
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,397
[opera continues]
454
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:41,719
[opera continues]
455
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:58,068
[opera mixes with slow-mo
sound]
456
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:06,310
[rock music stars]
457
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:19,557
Double or nothing.
458
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,526
[cup gets tossed away]
459
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,998
I need more coke.
[coughs]
460
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:34,839
[throws up in bathroom]
461
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:40,845
[whistles]
462
00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:45,516
[hums]
463
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:48,953
[girl moans]
464
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,790
You all right in there?
465
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,026
[moans]
466
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:08,005
[slicing the coke on dresser]
467
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:12,610
[toilet flushes]
468
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,812
Uh...
469
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:17,548
[clicks tongue]
Oh...
470
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,750
Single tear.
471
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:20,985
[chuckles]
472
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,554
[rock music ascends]
473
00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:26,690
[rails the line]
474
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,459
How far you gonna take it?
475
00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:30,294
[exhales]
476
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:33,931
Full fist. No Vaseline.
477
00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:37,468
[sniffs in coke]
478
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:42,373
David Bowie! Again.
479
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,074
I almost save the last one for
later.
480
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,442
No, no, no, no.
481
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:48,245
No, no. Rock bottom,
rock...What is it?
482
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,848
Think John Bonham leaves fucking
shit in his dressing room?
483
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,516
You think Ginger Baby
didn't do this?
484
00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:55,352
You think Keith Moon didn't do
the fucking line?
485
00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:59,123
[sniffing]
[cheering]
486
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,392
Ah!
[applause]
487
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:04,361
Toss Dunbar on drums, ladies
and gentlemen.
488
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,329
Uh!
489
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:08,866
I feel like the drummer from Def
Leppard.
490
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:13,370
[more gratuitous moaning]
491
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,906
What the fuck is that?
492
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:20,344
[moans continue]
493
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:21,812
Is that my fucking girlfriend?
494
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:24,848
Dude, that's your girlfriend
fucking.
495
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:29,420
[splattered]
[chuckles]
496
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:34,224
You ever make her to that?
497
00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:35,893
[ding]
498
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,230
Fuck.
499
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,266
It's been over for a long time,
Toss.
500
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,934
You know it, I know it.
501
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,769
That half attractive
dyke knows it.
502
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:46,971
Toss, not here!
503
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:47,771
Why not?
504
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:50,641
[music and party chatter]
505
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,142
That didn't stop you at dinner.
506
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,243
Fuck you, Toss.
507
00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,378
Fuck me?
508
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,146
Is today my birthday?
509
00:26:56,148 --> 00:27:00,184
I hope fame does find you,
I really do.
510
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,885
Because you'll just fuck it up.
511
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,487
That's what you do.
512
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:09,827
You're just a druggie.
Fuck up. Loser.
513
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:13,530
[sighs]
[music and party chatter]
514
00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:16,433
You...you make me want drugs.
515
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,736
[door shuts]
516
00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:23,741
What?!
517
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,275
Hey dude. Like...
518
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,678
we're cool, right?
519
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:31,949
[bottle shatters window]
520
00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:36,320
What the fuck you looking at?
[music stops]
521
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:39,423
This was supposed to be
a celebration.
522
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:43,560
[chatter]
523
00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:52,703
Yes! Whoa!
524
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:53,804
[noise stops]
525
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:56,640
Okay. So, what happen to
Gunther?
526
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,643
I don't know, it all went black.
527
00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:01,412
You got all that from drinking,
smoking,
528
00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:02,479
and popping a few pills?
529
00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:05,416
Well, yeah, and a decent buzz.
530
00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:07,484
Shato Margo, really?
531
00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,586
Oh yeah. Chas eared this one.
532
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,388
Wait...
533
00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:15,092
[carafe smashes on the ground]
534
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:21,999
You are serious.
Yeah...get in there.
535
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,134
You fill the hole that your dad
536
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,536
left when he walked out
your life.
537
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,871
Go ahead, down the hatch.
538
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:32,009
[electrical sounds]
539
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,579
At least we don't
fight like that.
540
00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:37,981
[loud noise continues]
541
00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:39,683
Right babe?
542
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,985
Jenny?
543
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:45,422
[music continues]
544
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,431
I told you I'd be there for you.
545
00:28:55,467 --> 00:29:00,537
Honey? That's my drink.
546
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,745
Spencer.
547
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,213
Why don't you run along
and ruin
548
00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:10,047
someone else's night, suit?
549
00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:13,283
Come on, Eddie. Don't be
jealous.
550
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:14,451
[scoffs]
Of what?
551
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,186
That fashion beard?
552
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:19,957
Seriously.
553
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,226
I left two inches out so she
wouldn't fall in love.
554
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,795
Say that to me again right now.
-He's not worth it.
555
00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:27,264
Eddie, your contract.
556
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:31,502
I'd love to stay and chat,
buddy.
557
00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:32,269
Hmm.
558
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,772
That's actually not true.
559
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,409
I guess this beer was for my
Fiance'.
560
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:40,544
Yeah.
561
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,312
[clicks tongue]
562
00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:46,717
What were you doing flirting
with that douche nozzle?
563
00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:47,584
Spencer?
564
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,186
Please! I was insulting him.
565
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:51,021
Yeah, that's how you flirt.
566
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:51,855
Don't worry about it.
567
00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:52,956
By tomorrow night you gonna
have
568
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,491
groupies all over you.
569
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,093
[sighs]
570
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:03,267
Not if you come with.
571
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:06,804
Look,
572
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,338
ever since I gave Reuben your
stuff,
573
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,707
he's taken a real interest in my
career.
574
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:11,975
That's great, babe.
575
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:15,445
It is great. I'm finally getting
somewhere.
576
00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,580
I can't just,
577
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:19,116
leave my life to watch
you live yours.
578
00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:20,551
[sighs]
-Jenny.
579
00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:22,386
[sighs]
580
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,121
Baby, I want this to work.
581
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:26,924
I uh...um...
582
00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:28,325
[vomits on Eddie]
583
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,928
Of my god.
584
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:33,697
What the fuck is this? Prom?
585
00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:38,235
If it were prom, you might be at
least getting laid.
586
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:42,406
[laughs]
Today just ain't your day, bro.
587
00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:43,440
Shit.
588
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,409
I didn't remember anything
about Gunther.
589
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:46,610
But,
590
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:49,513
you remembered something.
591
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,450
Maybe,
592
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:55,219
we gotta take this,
593
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,720
to another level.
594
00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:59,523
I don't think I have another
level.
595
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,859
There, there. Take your
medicine.
596
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:02,659
Come on.
597
00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:03,827
[sighs]
598
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:04,661
You can do it.
599
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,029
You're a big boy now.
600
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,731
It's four twenty somewhere.
601
00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:09,733
Atta boy.
602
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,304
Ah yes.
603
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:18,675
[noise]
Yes...to work...work.
604
00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:21,345
I need more weed.
605
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:22,446
Gocha, dude.
606
00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:23,480
Come on.
607
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,916
Thank you.
608
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,218
[grunts]
609
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:36,059
[sound strikes]
610
00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:40,297
Who is this filthy slut?
611
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:43,033
And why does she smell like
a dead homeless person?
612
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,601
[drawer closed]
613
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,236
Gunther?
614
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,838
Oh fuck!
615
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,574
Holy, that's a the sexiest thing
you could pull last night?
616
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,775
Cover it up, man!
617
00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:53,577
Yeah, you like that?
618
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,079
Oh I'm gonna have me a coupla'
Minotaur kids...
619
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,081
Cover it up!
Cover. It. Up.
620
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:01,985
It's the best day of my life and
you won't even let me enjoy it?
621
00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:07,391
[yells and laughs]
622
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,494
You motherfucker.
623
00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:15,132
at least someone in this house
knows how to greet me. Um...
624
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:16,566
[drinks from bottle]
625
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:21,905
[music starts]
[camera clicking]
626
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,514
[sound stops]
627
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:32,482
Where the hell have you been?
628
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:33,650
[sniffs]
629
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,819
I'm sorry, Eddie.
630
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,454
I didn't realize I had to
check in with
631
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,989
the Miss of the house before I
left.
632
00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:40,824
First thing's fucking last,
okay?
633
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,592
Do you have any coke?
634
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,628
Do I look like an amateur?
635
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,596
[whistles]
636
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,198
I can murder you right now.
637
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:48,966
For what?
638
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:49,967
For being awesome?
639
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:51,368
For one, there's a corpse
in the pool.
640
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:53,637
Yeah I know. I saw him when i
took my morning swim.
641
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:56,239
What do you want me to do with
it?
642
00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:58,241
I guess nothing.
643
00:32:58,243 --> 00:32:59,843
Just act like an asshole
as usual.
644
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:02,312
That's what you good at.
-Ey, mate.
645
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,847
Look, last night was not my
fault.
646
00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:05,248
I was drinking whiskey.
647
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,317
Hm-huh.
648
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,318
You know what?
649
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,553
That's your excuse for
everything, bro.
650
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:13,991
Looks like someone woke up on
the wrong side of the dead deer.
651
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,792
[hums]
-Come here!
652
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:17,427
[rock music plays]
653
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,163
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
654
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,631
Eddie, maybe we should find out
655
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:22,833
what he knows before you kill
him.
656
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,401
Jenny broke up with me because
of you.
657
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,136
Alright, yeah,
it's because of me.
658
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:29,940
Nothing to do with your little
penis and K.D. Lang haircut.
659
00:33:29,942 --> 00:33:32,442
Enough with the fake British
accent!
660
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:36,380
Oh you wanna get real? Let's get
real!
661
00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:39,449
Ow!!!
662
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,985
Ah!!!
663
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:46,523
[music plays again]
664
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,725
Come on.
665
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,263
Asshole!
666
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,234
You sons of bitches.
667
00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:58,935
Do you wanna find the contract
or not?
668
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,237
I don't care anymore.
669
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,472
I fucking quit.
670
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:07,010
I fucking quit.
671
00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:08,745
[music stops]
672
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,518
What did you do?
[breathes heavily]
673
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,252
Nothing.
674
00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:19,823
[rock music ascends]
675
00:34:30,668 --> 00:34:34,171
[music continues]
676
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:43,947
Come on, have a drink with me.
677
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:46,550
Sorry honey, you are not my
type.
678
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,420
Bitch.
679
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,756
Just one drink.
680
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:53,990
Fine.
681
00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,392
[wine spilled]
Hey.
682
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:58,195
Oh! You just spilled
forty dollars.
683
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,730
Beat it, nerd.
684
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:01,731
You again.
685
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:05,035
Me. Again.
686
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:08,271
Why don't we go some place
687
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,174
and get shady?
688
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:13,510
[vomits]
689
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,011
Oh my god.
690
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:18,081
What the fuck! Is this prom?
691
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,650
If it were prom, you might be
getting laid.
692
00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:24,454
[laughs]
693
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:31,828
[background music and chatter]
Oh...
694
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,502
Get out of my way.
695
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,904
[unlock the door]
696
00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:43,240
Wow, you guys throw a great
party.
697
00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:44,841
Wish I was invited.
698
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,077
Yeah, it was an impromptu thing.
699
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:49,713
I have no idea
it's gonna happen.
700
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:51,815
[laughs]
701
00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:57,687
You guys told one person at the
school for the terminally hip?
702
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,192
You know,
703
00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:04,961
I've got a better idea.
704
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:09,499
Hm-huh.
[chuckles]
705
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,303
Yeah, keep going.
706
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,744
[shower]
707
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:26,216
Ah-huh.
708
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:28,885
Wow.
709
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:32,722
Oh, wow.
[laughs]
710
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:35,192
Easy, easy, easy.
711
00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:36,626
Business before pleasure.
712
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:41,164
Oh, but pleasure is my business.
[laughs]
713
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:46,436
Oop. Uh uh uh uh.
We forget how this works?
714
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,972
[chuckles]
715
00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:57,948
[mutters]
[laughs]
716
00:36:57,950 --> 00:37:00,784
You, are turing into my best
customer.
717
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:06,556
You are very welcome.
[chuckles]
718
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,059
Maybe we should take a break,
huh?
719
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:11,595
You can't break up with me.
You are my drug dealer.
720
00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,797
You broke with me first,
remember?
721
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,898
We are really going there?
722
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,467
We don't have to.
723
00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:19,102
I don't have a problem.
724
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:21,738
I just need to hide my stash
better.
725
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,007
Yeah well, if you can't
get it up again,
726
00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:25,175
I'll know you are lying.
727
00:37:25,177 --> 00:37:29,079
[inhales]
Wanna do some ecstasy?
728
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:31,014
You got any viagra?
729
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:38,421
[laugh together]
[mutters]
730
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,090
Baby...
[laughs]
731
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:46,630
Ah...
[mutters]
732
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,732
Oh whoa whoa whoa...
733
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,367
How about a little privacy!
734
00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,102
Are you serious, Chas?
735
00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:53,336
That's lame, even for you.
736
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:56,339
I'm going to fuc...
[dramatic music]
737
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,508
Jenny, wait. Hold on, I can
explain this.
738
00:37:58,510 --> 00:37:59,943
Jenny, wait. Give me a second.
739
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:03,446
This is not what it looks like.
Jenny, wait!
740
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:06,149
Damn it, Chas. Why can't you
just fuck in your own room
741
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:08,018
like a normal human being?
742
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:10,520
Do I look like a normal human
being to you?
743
00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:11,988
This is the last time.
-Or what?
744
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,257
What? You gonna quit the band,
Eddie?
745
00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:16,726
Yeah.
-You're the rhythm guitarist.
746
00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:19,129
I write the music, you cock
sucker.
747
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:23,166
[laughs]
748
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:27,270
So, got any condoms?
749
00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:29,272
What's a condom?
750
00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:34,444
Oh, looks like you gonna have to
blow me.
751
00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:38,615
Does that mean I got to tongue
punches your firebox?
752
00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:44,988
[laugh together]
753
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,756
[submarine sound]
754
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:51,761
[moans]
Oh Chas, em...
755
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,965
Oh, oh...
-Chas!
756
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:59,369
What the fuck does that have to
do with anything?
757
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:00,503
Nothing.
758
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,605
This is just a great story.
[laughs]
759
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,474
I'd love to hear the girl's
side of that story.
760
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:07,444
I bet you would that's cuz you
like being lied to.
761
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:08,945
[dramatic sound]
762
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,381
Got any condoms?
763
00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:12,549
What's a condom?
764
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,317
[laugh together]
765
00:39:14,319 --> 00:39:17,587
[symphony plays]
766
00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:18,588
[ding]
767
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:21,124
[moans]
Oh Chas...
768
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:29,499
[moans continue]
Oh Chas! Oh! Oh Chas!
769
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:35,405
[cow moans]
[symphony descends]
770
00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:40,410
[chuckles]
771
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,312
What are you doing?
772
00:39:42,314 --> 00:39:44,814
Um, I'm getting ready to go out
and enjoy the party
773
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:47,150
that you didn't invite me to.
774
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:52,122
[breathes heavily]
Wait...
775
00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:54,124
What about...
776
00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:55,658
my turn?
777
00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,995
Oh it is your turn,
you selfish prick.
778
00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,029
Layla, wait.
779
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:00,997
Chas,
780
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,232
I'm done waiting.
781
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:05,135
Maybe now you can think of
someone other than yourself.
782
00:40:05,137 --> 00:40:07,737
Okay, hang on. Hang on.
783
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,740
Um...
784
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,375
I've got a condom.
785
00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:15,311
Ah, oh! Great!
786
00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,847
Now you can go fuck yourself.
787
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:21,718
[guitar solo ascends]
788
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:25,522
Easy, gunpowder.
789
00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:29,325
Oh, a straw.
[laughs]
790
00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:32,629
[cellphone rings]
791
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,631
[cellphone rings louder]
792
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:38,301
Go fuck yourself, I mean, hello,
hello, hey...
793
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,069
Hey.
794
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,071
Yeah.
795
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,574
[sniffs, clears throat]
What?
796
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:47,977
Well, I mean we can't find
Gunther, but everybody...
797
00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:51,114
Yeah, we'll all be here.
798
00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:53,550
Bye, love.
799
00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:56,286
That was Spencer,
800
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:57,720
he's on his way over here
right now,
801
00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:59,389
with great news about out
contract.
802
00:40:59,391 --> 00:41:00,423
[sighs]
803
00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:01,391
What the fuck does that mean?
804
00:41:01,393 --> 00:41:04,327
I'm fluent in douche. It's not
good.
805
00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,095
Look,
806
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:08,765
I'll go break it to Eddie, okay?
807
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,400
You think you can keep
you little
808
00:41:10,402 --> 00:41:12,802
hipster friend away from the
pool?
809
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,538
I think I can...
810
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,975
get fucked up trying.
811
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:30,820
[dramatic sound]
812
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:34,791
[soft rock music plays]
813
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,336
[exhales]
814
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,740
[drinks from the bottle]
815
00:41:52,943 --> 00:41:56,246
A little early for that, no?
816
00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:01,317
I'm already halfway to a
blackout.
817
00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:07,724
What makes you think you can
quit the band?
818
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:11,928
Because I'd rather not hit
the big time and be with her,
819
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:15,331
than go on tour with you
assholes.
820
00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:19,168
Come on,
821
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:22,605
drink this one through, huh?
822
00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:25,875
[rock music continues]
823
00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:34,217
[guitar solo]
824
00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:42,225
[music ascends]
825
00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:51,067
[music really loud]
826
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,404
[music descends]
827
00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,973
You can't quit the band.
828
00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:00,944
No, what I can't do,
829
00:43:00,946 --> 00:43:04,480
is to deal with Chas' bullshit
24/7 for the next six months.
830
00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:07,717
It's a small price to pay
for rock super stardom.
831
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,319
I'll kill him.
832
00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:11,921
I mean, I'm talking,
833
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:12,822
literal,
834
00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:13,823
straight,
835
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:14,457
fucking,
836
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:17,594
You think Fleetwood Mac didn't
want to kill each other?
837
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,228
The Police? Those guys fucking
hate each other.
838
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,297
But it fuels the music.
839
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,101
[sighs]
840
00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:30,740
What if she's the one?
841
00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:33,743
Eduardo,
842
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,945
ten years from now, Jenny may
or may not be
843
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,714
the mother of you children.
844
00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,282
But if you don't
go on this tour,
845
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:41,884
you'll regret it for the rest of
your life.
846
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:43,553
Opportunity like this,
847
00:43:43,555 --> 00:43:46,122
don't come around that often.
848
00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:51,527
Let's face facts, man.
849
00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:53,429
You destroy the guitar.
850
00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,100
I write all out music, man.
[laughs]
851
00:43:57,102 --> 00:43:59,035
I'm fucking with you, kiddo.
852
00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,169
I'm with you, man.
853
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:01,404
Just fucking around.
854
00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:03,272
[chuckles]
855
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,175
[sighs]
856
00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:07,744
Listen to me,
857
00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:10,313
I've been around the block.
858
00:44:12,082 --> 00:44:13,182
I put records out.
859
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:15,284
I've been on tour,
all over world.
860
00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:18,121
This is my last shot.
861
00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:20,123
And I know its.
862
00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:24,427
You may never get another shot.
863
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:29,599
And you could write a song
that's gonna be there forever.
864
00:44:29,601 --> 00:44:32,969
Everyone wants to be
where you are right now.
865
00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:34,404
If you wantna let that slip away
866
00:44:34,406 --> 00:44:37,073
cuz you're in love with
some girl,
867
00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:39,509
Cool.
868
00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:41,177
But just do me one favor.
869
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,645
[sighs]
870
00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:45,281
Please be damn sure,
871
00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:48,151
that this girl means
something to you.
872
00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:52,255
Gang bang my life.
-Yep.
873
00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:54,857
[drinks from the bottle]
874
00:44:59,496 --> 00:45:00,329
You're right.
875
00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,265
I know.
876
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:04,634
[scoff together]
877
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:08,404
You in?
878
00:45:10,507 --> 00:45:11,908
You're in.
879
00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:15,511
Let's rock every stadium,
880
00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:18,448
take every drug, bang every
groupie.,
881
00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:20,583
until one of us dies.
882
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:22,652
Wow...
883
00:45:22,654 --> 00:45:24,387
You're sober, man.
884
00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:26,422
Yeah, it's the same goes to sex,
drugs, and Rock and Roll.
885
00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:28,991
I can't leave one out because I
don't drink anymore.
886
00:45:28,993 --> 00:45:31,127
[laugh together]
887
00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:35,064
Hello.
[laughs]
888
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,866
You are either
889
00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:38,534
with us,
890
00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:41,704
or you're against us.
[laugh]
891
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,307
You think you pussies can handle
two at a time?
892
00:45:44,309 --> 00:45:47,910
Sorry, doll face. I'm sober, and
this kid is lame.
893
00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:50,246
Hi.
894
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:52,749
I'm Layla.
895
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,985
Gunther Shea.
896
00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:57,053
And this,
897
00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,856
Is the most boring person in the
world.
898
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:03,126
Oh, you've met.
899
00:46:03,627 --> 00:46:07,630
Your hands, so petit.
900
00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:10,333
My cock's gonna look huge in
this.
901
00:46:10,335 --> 00:46:12,135
Oh.
[chuckles]
902
00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:13,436
Well, I think
903
00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:16,773
this guy is not against you,
but...
904
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,474
if you'll excuse me,
905
00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:20,676
I gonna go find my girl.
906
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:22,578
[whispers]
I told you.
907
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,680
More for us, babe.
[exhales]
908
00:46:24,682 --> 00:46:28,251
Welcome to the
Gentlemen's Lounge, shall we?
909
00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:30,953
I love you.
910
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,522
[music ascends]
911
00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:35,057
[door closed]
912
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,826
[head hits the wall]
913
00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:38,261
What the fuck, Spencer?
914
00:46:38,263 --> 00:46:40,429
Why don't you take me outside
so I can teach you a lesson?
915
00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:42,331
Jenny's not here
to save you this time.
916
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:45,601
Ha ha. I got six inches on you,
buddy.
917
00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:47,236
And I'm taller.
918
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:49,238
Why you have to be such a
douche bag?
919
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,041
That's Mr. Douche Bag to you,
okay?
920
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,476
But since you ask,
921
00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:54,777
six nights a week,
922
00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:58,981
three venues a night,
I scour this town for talent.
923
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,983
And Ruben, he sees you online,
924
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,186
for free, while he was busy not
working.
925
00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:05,154
And now I have to deal with four
talentless hacks
926
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,256
with a Macbook Pro and too
much time on the hands.
927
00:47:07,258 --> 00:47:08,791
Well, why don't you tell me how
you really feel.
928
00:47:08,793 --> 00:47:10,493
I really feel that in 20 years,
929
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,195
you'll be still making
bad music,
930
00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:13,830
while I'll be ball deep in your
girlfriend,
931
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:15,531
and sport fucking your sister on
the side.
932
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:16,666
[throws Spencer against the
wall]
933
00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:20,002
Oh...Ha ha ha...
934
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,672
No wonder Jenny doesn't want to
be near you right now.
935
00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:23,806
You stink.
936
00:47:23,808 --> 00:47:25,842
You've seen Jenny?
937
00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:28,878
Easy, tiger. This is cashmere.
938
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:29,812
[throws Spencer against another
wall]
939
00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:32,582
Where is she,
you son of a bitch?
940
00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:35,952
She needed a friend, okay?
941
00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:37,787
And as a friend,
942
00:47:37,789 --> 00:47:40,223
she doesn't want to
see you right now.
943
00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,259
Oh hey, Reuben!
944
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:47,296
I'm sure he'd love to see this.
945
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,300
Now,
946
00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:53,569
if you need me,
947
00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:55,605
I'll be convincing this
"has been"
948
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:57,039
that you're a "never will be".
949
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,842
[stomps the floor]
950
00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:04,547
[music continues]
951
00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:12,221
Jenny?
952
00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,423
[rock music ascends]
953
00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:15,958
Jenny!
954
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,494
[rock music plays loud]
955
00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:36,112
[music continues]
956
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:44,553
[music, party chatters]
957
00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:02,471
[door opens]
[music descends]
958
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:08,044
[sighs]
959
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,315
[door is locked]
960
00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:16,919
Oh...Come the fuck on.
961
00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:17,954
[sighs]
962
00:49:17,956 --> 00:49:19,088
[doorbell rings]
963
00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:21,958
[dramatic sound effect]
964
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,025
I wonder what kinda douche bag
965
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:24,760
Spencer's got in store for us.
966
00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:26,028
Dude, I don't know
what I'll do if he
967
00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:27,196
pushes me the wrong way right
now.
968
00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:28,331
I'll do all the talking.
969
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:30,199
Great, that's reassuring.
970
00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:33,202
[door clicks open]
[music starts]
971
00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:35,037
[Scotch bottle drops]
972
00:49:36,506 --> 00:49:38,374
Well, well, well.
973
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:41,877
If it ain't Mahoney and
Tuckleberry,
974
00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:44,513
where's the black guys does the
sound effects?
975
00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:48,117
One of you guys Edward
Mesmerberg?
976
00:49:48,119 --> 00:49:50,753
Mesmerberg?
977
00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:53,589
Yes, I am, officers.
978
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,124
Can I help you?
979
00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:57,293
Yeah, we're here to investigate
a noise complaint
980
00:49:57,295 --> 00:50:00,329
we got this morning that maybe
related to the disappearance
981
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,131
of Mr. Reuben Adler.
982
00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:03,332
What?
983
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:04,600
Reuben is missing?
984
00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:06,168
Well he didn't go home last
night.
985
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:07,870
And didn't show up for work this
morning.
986
00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:09,538
Needless to say, a lot of
important people
987
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:14,643
We have reason to believe this
was the last place he was seen.
988
00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:16,512
That is the rumor.
989
00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:19,348
Oh wait.
990
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,151
Is he a grippy fat person?
991
00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:24,253
Dark hair, well-built.
992
00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:25,554
Kinda Jewy-looking.
993
00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:29,725
[dramatic sound]
994
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,361
Excuse me.
995
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:37,933
[footsteps]
996
00:50:38,935 --> 00:50:41,303
Who's your decorator? Amy
Winehouse?
997
00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:44,306
We uh...had a few people over
last night.
998
00:50:44,308 --> 00:50:46,509
That explains the noise
complaints.
999
00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:48,244
I don't know who complained. I
mean...
1000
00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:50,413
the world was here.
1001
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:54,683
Yeha. According to our report we
got this morning at 4:48 AM,
1002
00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:56,719
That was like, eight house ago?
1003
00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:58,254
You guys run by the cable
company?
1004
00:50:58,256 --> 00:50:59,355
[laughs]
1005
00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:03,259
Sorry, officers. My friend here,
is uh...
1006
00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,061
drunk.
1007
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,762
I'm not drunk.
1008
00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:08,998
I'm a bit tipsy.
1009
00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:12,034
Give me that.
[dumps it onto the floor]
1010
00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:13,369
We're just getting here now
1011
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:14,603
because we were gleaning
evidence from
1012
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:16,205
Mr. Adler's car,
1013
00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:17,673
which was found near LA LAX.
1014
00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:19,575
That evidence worths to a
suspect.
1015
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,710
With a list of priors as long as
my johnson.
1016
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:23,779
This guy's johnson.
1017
00:51:24,881 --> 00:51:27,516
We spent the next four hours
hunting down said suspect,
1018
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,685
then the next three
interrogating him.
1019
00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:31,654
I need you to corroborate this
story.
1020
00:51:31,656 --> 00:51:34,123
Yeah, um...
1021
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,558
Said suspect,
1022
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,493
his name doesn't happen to be,
1023
00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:39,328
Gunther Shea, does it?
1024
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:42,465
Our suspect is Mr. James White.
[exhales]
1025
00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:45,067
AKA Filipino James. You know
him?
1026
00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:49,138
Now, see, last night was an
alcohol fueled haze.
1027
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,840
Just like this afternoon,
apparently.
1028
00:51:50,842 --> 00:51:53,142
Uh excuse me, we're drinking to
remember.
1029
00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:54,510
It's science, so...
1030
00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:58,214
Right, and it's still
a little bit hazy, Officers.
1031
00:51:58,216 --> 00:52:01,317
You boys wanna go to jail for
obstructing justice?
1032
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:04,753
I'm sorry to say we're
almost out of booze.
1033
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:08,557
Why don't you collect a few
statements?
1034
00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:10,893
[harp music]
1035
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:13,863
Love to.
1036
00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:19,435
[sniffs]
1037
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:22,404
[footsteps]
1038
00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:24,240
[whispers]
1039
00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:25,207
Reuben's in the pool.
1040
00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:26,809
How does a grown ass man
drown?
1041
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,444
I have no idea.
1042
00:52:28,446 --> 00:52:31,714
His sorrow in alcohol.
1043
00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:37,219
I'm gonna ask you kindly, son.
Put that out.
1044
00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:40,356
And I'll tell you kindly...
1045
00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:42,725
to go fuck yourself, Dad.
1046
00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:44,460
If I gotta ask again,
1047
00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:46,228
I'm gonna ask with this.
[extends the baton]
1048
00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:51,133
Woo-hoo, I love foreplay.
[cracks Chas in the gut]
1049
00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:52,935
Oh...I got a prescription
1050
00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:54,436
Yeah...Let me see that
prescription.
1051
00:52:54,438 --> 00:52:56,705
Oh come on.
1052
00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:01,343
Hey Kazansky, you getting
anywhere?
1053
00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:04,947
I don't know. Am I?
[chuckles]
1054
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:07,917
Hey Howie.
1055
00:53:07,919 --> 00:53:10,386
You're not gonna believe this
shit. Get over here.
1056
00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:14,657
Well, maybe we can be each
other's bitch in prison.
1057
00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:16,725
Don't worry, I'm hung like a Tic
Tac.
1058
00:53:16,727 --> 00:53:17,826
Oh...
[sighs]
1059
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:22,231
[footsteps]
[handcuff jingling]
1060
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:23,966
Hey, is that what I think it is?
1061
00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:26,001
I bought his kid one for his
birthday.
1062
00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:27,970
He loves the shit out of this
thing.
1063
00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,772
Can't stop talking about it, for
chris sakes.
1064
00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:31,540
Hey, officers. Um...
1065
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:34,743
I think that the prescription
is in my room.
1066
00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:37,513
[drops the Shamu]
1067
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:38,981
[bang]
1068
00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:40,883
So this is typical Monday
afternoon
1069
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,084
for you boys, huh?
1070
00:53:42,086 --> 00:53:44,620
[scoffs]
Slow Monday.
1071
00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:46,889
[weird sound]
Shhh.
1072
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:47,790
What was that?
1073
00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,825
[weird sound continues]
1074
00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:53,362
What was that?
[empty bottle clinks]
1075
00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:55,297
[slides shower curtain aside]
1076
00:53:55,299 --> 00:53:58,601
[suspensive music]
1077
00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:00,402
[weird sound again]
1078
00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:02,805
[grows louder]
1079
00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:06,075
[opens the door]
1080
00:54:06,077 --> 00:54:09,078
[taped shut, screaming]
1081
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,913
What the hell are you guys into?
1082
00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:13,215
[footsteps]
1083
00:54:13,217 --> 00:54:15,251
[vomits]
1084
00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:17,620
Alright. Someone better tell me
what the hell happened
1085
00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:18,587
here last night?
1086
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:19,755
I'm getting tied at the lack of
1087
00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,290
cooperation we're getting here.
1088
00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:22,291
Would you please arrest me or
1089
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:25,194
get me out of this before
I shit my pants.
1090
00:54:25,196 --> 00:54:26,395
[sighs]
1091
00:54:26,397 --> 00:54:27,529
The next thing I remember
1092
00:54:27,531 --> 00:54:31,100
I woke up to my girlfriend
breaking up with me.
1093
00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:34,370
Because she thought I had
another girl in my bed.
1094
00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:37,506
Who were you in bed with?
[laugh together]
1095
00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:38,307
A dead deer.
1096
00:54:38,309 --> 00:54:39,108
What?!
[laugh]
1097
00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:40,743
What, uh...my, uh,
1098
00:54:40,745 --> 00:54:42,544
associate meant today was,
1099
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:47,783
hooked up with a deer face chick
and she was really gross.
1100
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:48,984
You mean to tell me you don't
even know
1101
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,519
if Adler was here?
1102
00:54:50,521 --> 00:54:52,554
Unless you've got something
stronger than this.
1103
00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:53,822
I'm afraid not.
1104
00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:55,924
[footsteps in rush]
1105
00:54:55,926 --> 00:54:58,093
Your friend here better
be able to fill in some holes.
1106
00:54:58,095 --> 00:54:59,028
That's my specialty.
1107
00:54:59,030 --> 00:55:01,930
[heavy bass, guitar notes]
1108
00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,065
He's the sober one?
1109
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:07,770
[rock music plays]
Ha ha ha ha.
1110
00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,271
Great!
1111
00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,540
The band's all here.
1112
00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:13,942
[sound from tongue]
1113
00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:17,246
Pardon me, Officers. I'm Spencer
Bayne, Esquire.
1114
00:55:17,248 --> 00:55:18,647
I'm with the label.
1115
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,683
Mind if I have a quick little
band meeting with the guys?
1116
00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:22,184
Please.
-Thanks.
1117
00:55:22,186 --> 00:55:23,352
Fellas,
1118
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,487
you might wanna bend over for
this one.
1119
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,689
As you know,
1120
00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:28,123
Reuben's missing,
1121
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,659
and the suspect's a
Hall of Famer in Chino.
1122
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,860
Sssss...
1123
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:33,495
Suffice to say,
1124
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:36,298
the old man probably not coming
back. Which means,
1125
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:37,466
I'm promoted,
1126
00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:39,068
and you are fucked.
1127
00:55:39,070 --> 00:55:40,602
[clears throat]
But we already
1128
00:55:40,604 --> 00:55:42,938
signed the contract, right?
1129
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:45,541
The papers you signed are in
Reuben's briefcase,
1130
00:55:45,543 --> 00:55:47,509
which never leaves his side.
1131
00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:49,645
And since said the briefcase
wasn't recovered,
1132
00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:51,246
I'm guessing it's probably in a
ditch
1133
00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,816
somewhere next to his rotting
corpse.
1134
00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:57,286
Now, I was going over my roster
of bands,
1135
00:55:57,288 --> 00:56:00,222
and I just don't think we'll be
needing your services anymore.
1136
00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:02,891
The tour is off.
Go fuck yourselves.
1137
00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:04,827
What? You can't do that.
1138
00:56:04,829 --> 00:56:05,661
I can.
1139
00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:06,428
And I will, Eddie.
1140
00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:07,996
But you know what you can't do?
1141
00:56:07,998 --> 00:56:09,264
Play guitar.
1142
00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:12,601
Does anyone here realize I write
the fucking music?
1143
00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:16,839
Chas, you got all the talent in
the world,
1144
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,407
but you wanna fuck me,
1145
00:56:18,409 --> 00:56:19,908
and that's not gonna happen.
1146
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:20,876
[whisper]
Blow me.
1147
00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,845
Toss, you gonna be dead by 30.
1148
00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:24,446
I'm 34.
1149
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:28,884
That leaves the legendary
Gunther Shea.
1150
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,953
The only real asset in the band.
1151
00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:32,454
What do you say?
1152
00:56:32,456 --> 00:56:35,190
Thanks?
[scoffs]
1153
00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:37,393
What are you doing for lunch?
1154
00:56:37,395 --> 00:56:39,728
I drink lunch for breakfast.
1155
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,897
That doesn't even make sense.
1156
00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,199
Oh, I almost forgot.
1157
00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:47,369
what's the quickest way from
here to your girlfriend's mouth?
1158
00:56:47,371 --> 00:56:49,705
I'm gonna rip...
[mutters]
1159
00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:50,839
face!
1160
00:56:50,841 --> 00:56:53,041
Okay, okay, it's cool.
1161
00:56:53,043 --> 00:56:55,010
[rushes to Spencer]
Whoa...
1162
00:56:55,012 --> 00:56:58,180
Hey, it's cool. I've got GPS,
and I'll find it.
1163
00:56:58,182 --> 00:57:00,582
Somebody tell me where the
commode is in this joint?
1164
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:03,519
I'm growing a tail over here.
1165
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,254
You boys better start singing,
1166
00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:07,189
or we'll bring forensics down
here,
1167
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:08,557
drug sniffing dog,
1168
00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,858
we'll come to our own
conclusion.
1169
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:12,728
Whoa whoa. Wait, alright.
1170
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:14,763
I'll talk. If I talk,
1171
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:17,065
will what I say be used against
me in court?
1172
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,967
You don't say anything about
Adler's disappearance,
1173
00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:20,235
I don't care if you
plead the fifth.
1174
00:57:20,237 --> 00:57:21,437
I always wanted to do that.
1175
00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:22,671
Yeah, I'm gonna plead the fifth.
1176
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,907
I'd like to drink to fifth now,
if that's available.
1177
00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:27,342
I'd like to drink some water.
1178
00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:29,478
Oh no, thanks.
1179
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,947
Give him the water, you punk.
1180
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,783
[squeezes water bottle and
drinks]
1181
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:40,489
[drinks from the bottle]
Um, um...
1182
00:57:41,858 --> 00:57:44,126
Fucking Vodka!
1183
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:44,860
[laughs]
1184
00:57:44,862 --> 00:57:45,928
You motherfuckeres!
1185
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:48,630
Really?
[laughs loudly]
1186
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:50,165
I can't tell.
1187
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:54,303
[snatches the bottle
and tosses it away]
1188
00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,510
[takes a pull]
Where should I start?
1189
00:58:01,512 --> 00:58:03,846
Well, we left with you...
1190
00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:07,049
being at a, "Gentlemen's
Lounge"
1191
00:58:07,051 --> 00:58:09,985
with Toss and a female names
Layla.
1192
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:13,121
[space sound]
1193
00:58:13,123 --> 00:58:15,491
Don't let it die a virgin.
1194
00:58:15,493 --> 00:58:19,962
Virgins. Thanks for nothing.
1195
00:58:22,866 --> 00:58:24,399
Ah...
[exhales in pleasure]
1196
00:58:24,401 --> 00:58:26,401
[coughs]
[chuckles]
1197
00:58:27,737 --> 00:58:29,671
This will smoke itself.
1198
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:30,806
[inhales]
1199
00:58:30,808 --> 00:58:33,442
Do you guys, um...
1200
00:58:33,444 --> 00:58:35,777
wanna do some Ecstasy?
1201
00:58:36,779 --> 00:58:39,515
Don't put a question mark where
I put a period.
1202
00:58:39,517 --> 00:58:43,185
[both laugh]
1203
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,761
[exhales in pleasure]
1204
00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:56,565
How about you?
1205
00:59:00,436 --> 00:59:03,906
Don't threat me with a good
time.
1206
00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:05,541
We need music.
1207
00:59:05,543 --> 00:59:07,242
[bottle clinks]
1208
00:59:14,350 --> 00:59:21,189
I'm coming too! Okay...
[chuckles]
1209
00:59:21,191 --> 00:59:23,025
Ow!
[falls back]
1210
00:59:24,294 --> 00:59:25,594
Come on.
1211
00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:27,362
I've gotten bigger into smaller.
1212
00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:32,534
I gotta go around.
[guitar music plays]
1213
00:59:36,005 --> 00:59:38,273
One. More. Line.
1214
00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,409
One. More. Line.
1215
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:42,444
Ssss...
1216
00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:44,479
One more line.
1217
00:59:45,615 --> 00:59:49,751
[breathes heavily]
1218
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:53,488
[breathes rapidly]
1219
00:59:58,127 --> 01:00:00,696
[grunts]
Yeah Chas.
1220
01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:03,432
[sniffs]
1221
01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:06,301
Rock star!
1222
01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:12,374
[kisses]
1223
01:00:14,711 --> 01:00:17,245
I'm just kidding.
[laughs]
1224
01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:20,048
I'm just kidding.
[laughs]
1225
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:24,219
[both laugh]
[fall sown]
1226
01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:27,956
I'm just kidding.
-Just kidding...
1227
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:31,426
[laughs]
1228
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:35,364
David Bowie.
1229
01:00:35,366 --> 01:00:36,832
[chuckles]
1230
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:37,699
Sorry,
1231
01:00:37,701 --> 01:00:39,668
he got into my panties first,
but,
1232
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:41,036
you'll have your chance.
1233
01:00:41,038 --> 01:00:42,537
I couldn't pull these off.
[chuckles]
1234
01:00:42,539 --> 01:00:44,139
You couldn't pull these on.
[chuckles]
1235
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:47,242
So, where were we?
1236
01:00:47,244 --> 01:00:48,677
We were just talking about the
1237
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,046
rock star loser who didn't
appreciate me.
1238
01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:52,948
So you like rock star...
[laughs]
1239
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:57,586
So, you like losers.
[laugh together]
1240
01:00:57,588 --> 01:00:58,820
What about rock star loser?
1241
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:06,261
[laughs out loud]
[mutters]
1242
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:10,999
[laughs softly]
1243
01:01:14,237 --> 01:01:16,238
[claps]
Ah...
1244
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,041
It's just a little acid, boys.
1245
01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:21,476
So...
1246
01:01:22,545 --> 01:01:23,979
Who wants me first?
1247
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:27,315
Looks like I'm about to fall off
the wagon going 50.
1248
01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:29,985
I got dips on the mouth.
1249
01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:32,254
Amigo.
1250
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:34,956
[rock music pounds]
1251
01:01:37,994 --> 01:01:41,863
[loud symphony music]
1252
01:01:49,605 --> 01:01:51,339
[sound of fireworks]
1253
01:01:51,341 --> 01:01:54,376
Ah...Yeah.
1254
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:55,444
Sss...
1255
01:01:55,446 --> 01:01:58,080
Feel like I'm jut being
railed like Dumbo.
1256
01:01:58,082 --> 01:01:59,481
Thank you for leaving those
shoes on.
1257
01:01:59,483 --> 01:02:00,816
[chuckles]
1258
01:02:00,818 --> 01:02:02,984
[whimpers]
1259
01:02:02,986 --> 01:02:04,853
[clears throat]
1260
01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:07,489
I always thought I'd be saying
this to chas, but Toss,
1261
01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:08,924
why don't you come out of the
closet?
1262
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:12,260
Yeah, why don't you come over
here and hit this?
1263
01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:17,132
[suspensive music stars]
1264
01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:21,303
[slides the door closed]
1265
01:02:21,305 --> 01:02:22,537
Oh well,
1266
01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:24,172
so, where were we?
1267
01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:26,508
Oh, that's right. I know where
we were.
1268
01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:27,442
You,
1269
01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:30,679
were just about to blow me.
1270
01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:32,881
Ah, yeah, no.
1271
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:33,982
It's not gonna happen.
1272
01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:35,150
That would be like sucking his
dick.
1273
01:02:35,152 --> 01:02:36,551
Whoa...
1274
01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:37,986
I blew him and you kissed me.
1275
01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:39,054
Not in that order.
1276
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:41,590
Really?
1277
01:02:42,658 --> 01:02:46,461
Okay. Whatever.
1278
01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:48,497
[exhales]
1279
01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:49,531
That's okay.
1280
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,267
I haven't fucked the guitarist
1281
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,368
yet.
1282
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:55,303
[slides open the closet door]
1283
01:02:56,606 --> 01:03:00,776
Where are my notes?
-What?
1284
01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:01,943
My notes.
1285
01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:03,545
They were just here.
1286
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:05,747
I seriously have no idea what
you are talking about, kid.
1287
01:03:05,749 --> 01:03:08,517
You took them, didn't you?
1288
01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:09,484
[sobs]
1289
01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:13,755
Alright.
[sobs louder]
1290
01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:15,791
[sighs]
1291
01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:17,759
The goal gets weird.
1292
01:03:17,761 --> 01:03:19,161
Weird term pro.
1293
01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:21,062
[lighter clicks]
1294
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:25,534
[music starts]
1295
01:03:42,685 --> 01:03:45,554
[rock music continues]
1296
01:03:52,862 --> 01:03:54,229
[heavy breath within gas mask]
1297
01:03:54,231 --> 01:03:57,299
They're all whores.
1298
01:03:57,301 --> 01:04:00,936
[music and party chatter
continues]
1299
01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:14,149
[heavy breath within gas mask]
1300
01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:16,818
[vomits]
1301
01:04:18,254 --> 01:04:20,789
[rock music continues]
1302
01:04:29,565 --> 01:04:32,133
[drinks spilled from bottle]
1303
01:04:46,148 --> 01:04:46,948
[music descends]
1304
01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:49,618
[sighs]
What are you doing?
1305
01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:52,220
Drinking wine.
1306
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,656
Playing guitar.
1307
01:04:56,592 --> 01:04:59,594
Clearly, trying to hook up with
myself.
1308
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,997
You look like shit.
1309
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,132
I can't hear you with the shirt
on.
1310
01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:06,868
Dude, have you seen Jenny
anywhere?
1311
01:05:06,870 --> 01:05:10,739
I can't here you with that shirt
on.
1312
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:14,809
[whimpers]
Help.
1313
01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:15,677
Okay.
1314
01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:22,684
[dramatic sound]
1315
01:05:23,786 --> 01:05:25,186
My brain...
1316
01:05:25,188 --> 01:05:27,088
is like uh...
1317
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:28,256
[sighs]
1318
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,358
hot air balloon.
1319
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,762
Cover in a sexless marriage.
1320
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:36,731
So, is that why I'm dressed
like a dick head right now?
1321
01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:38,433
Huh?
[funny smiles]
1322
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:41,169
[bursts into laughters]
1323
01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:43,638
Funny. Yeah.
1324
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:44,439
[sighs]
1325
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,408
why don't you just pull the
trigger
1326
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:47,609
and get the rest pt that out,
alright?
1327
01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:48,610
No.
1328
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:50,912
The coke's outweighing the
booze.
1329
01:05:50,914 --> 01:05:52,047
[sniffs]
1330
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,516
I know Beth had you all fucked
up in the head, man.
1331
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:55,550
But look, you just got...
1332
01:05:55,552 --> 01:05:58,453
I'm all fucked up because the
LSD
1333
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,588
is stronger than the Ecstasy.
1334
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:02,891
[dramatic music]
1335
01:06:02,893 --> 01:06:04,259
I'm tripping.
1336
01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:07,429
Balls, man!! Ssss...
1337
01:06:09,098 --> 01:06:12,133
I''ve seen music in here. And
colors, man.
1338
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,601
[trembles]
1339
01:06:13,603 --> 01:06:15,971
[woman laughs]
1340
01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:21,676
[whooshing sound]
[suspensive music]
1341
01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:25,513
Jenny?
1342
01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:26,715
This is not what it looks like.
1343
01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:29,284
We were just talking, I swear.
-See, there.
1344
01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:31,119
You can tell she's lying because
she's a woman.
1345
01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:32,587
And her lips are moving.
1346
01:06:32,589 --> 01:06:34,022
Shut it, Spencer.
1347
01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,390
One more word from you and
I'm...
1348
01:06:35,392 --> 01:06:36,658
How's my dick taste, Eddie?
1349
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,493
Oh, you touch...
1350
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:39,794
Think about it, kiddo...
1351
01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:42,130
You hit him, he wins.
1352
01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:45,133
No contract, no tour.
1353
01:06:50,706 --> 01:06:52,607
You know what?
1354
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:54,309
You two deserve each other.
1355
01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:57,879
Don't say that, please.
1356
01:06:58,814 --> 01:07:00,615
It's gonna be fine, buddy.
1357
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,851
I just miss her so much.
1358
01:07:02,853 --> 01:07:04,552
Hey Gunther.
1359
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:06,821
that sound advice coming from a
guy who's almost made it,
1360
01:07:06,823 --> 01:07:07,989
what, like
1361
01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:09,824
six times now?
1362
01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:11,159
[dramatic whooshing sound]
1363
01:07:11,161 --> 01:07:12,427
He's mine.
1364
01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:13,762
[electronic sound]
1365
01:07:13,764 --> 01:07:14,929
Ha ha ha.
1366
01:07:14,931 --> 01:07:18,066
[pounding sound]
1367
01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:22,637
[old fashion sound effects]
1368
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:24,406
[ding]
1369
01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:29,077
[water splashes]
1370
01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:36,684
[water splashes]
1371
01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:42,457
[dramatic music]
1372
01:07:43,926 --> 01:07:45,660
You want some creep tonight?
1373
01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:47,529
Bitch.
1374
01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:54,436
[water splashes]
1375
01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:55,870
[laughs]
1376
01:07:55,872 --> 01:07:58,073
I thought they'd never leave.
1377
01:08:01,644 --> 01:08:05,080
Slut.
1378
01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:12,387
[whooshing sound]
[cellphone rings]
1379
01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:15,123
[cellphone rings again]
1380
01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:22,997
Hey, this is Jenny. Sorry I
missed your call, leave me...
1381
01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:25,066
It's all I got.
1382
01:08:25,068 --> 01:08:26,267
Tell me,
1383
01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:27,635
you got,
1384
01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:29,137
the contract.
1385
01:08:29,139 --> 01:08:33,274
[dramatic music]
1386
01:08:35,344 --> 01:08:36,845
I did, but...
1387
01:08:36,847 --> 01:08:39,347
We want answers
and we want them now.
1388
01:08:39,349 --> 01:08:40,248
Where,
1389
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,851
is our copy of the contract?
1390
01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:43,685
[doorbell rings]
1391
01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:45,420
I'm gonna shoot that damn
thing.
1392
01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:47,755
[footsteps]
1393
01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:55,463
What, uh, no no no...
-Shhh...
1394
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,264
What?
1395
01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:59,667
Whoa. Hello, Officers.
1396
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:00,668
Can I help you?
1397
01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:02,437
I hope so.
1398
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,706
But I stopped by to help
the boys clean up.
1399
01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:06,040
Is, that all right?
1400
01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:09,344
But you need to...
-Give me more, give me more...
1401
01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:11,112
Hey!
1402
01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:14,449
[whispers]
1403
01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:19,420
[girl screams]
1404
01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:20,855
What the fuck was that?
1405
01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:23,458
Well, here we go.
1406
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,560
Pretty sure that girl just found
Reuben's dead body
1407
01:09:25,562 --> 01:09:26,261
in our pool.
1408
01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:27,295
You're shitting me?
1409
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:28,463
Mom was right.
1410
01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:30,331
My first record
will be criminal.
1411
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:33,902
Where the fuck is our copy
of the contract?
1412
01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:38,606
Stall the cops. I know what I
have to do.
1413
01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:40,475
You guys are on your own.
I quit. Remember?
1414
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:43,011
It's good I'm not
talking to you...
1415
01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,380
Guys, stall the fucking cops.
1416
01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:46,481
Superman's on it.
1417
01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:47,482
Have you see my trunk?
1418
01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:50,151
I'll save this fucking band.
1419
01:09:50,153 --> 01:09:51,619
I got a corpse in the pool.
1420
01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:55,623
Which means this is now a crime
scene. Nobody leaves.
1421
01:09:58,561 --> 01:10:03,798
[pull body out of the pool]
1422
01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:07,402
You know the protocol, rookie.
1423
01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:10,138
Come the fuck on. He's dead.
1424
01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:14,008
[into radio]
Watch commander
1425
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:16,377
this is car W-2K.
1426
01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:18,746
Investigating a code 10-54.
1427
01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:21,583
Requesting paramedics at 90210
1428
01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:22,817
Hagen Road.
1429
01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:24,786
[watch commander O.S.]
10-23 car W-2K.
1430
01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:25,954
[beep]
10-4.
1431
01:10:25,956 --> 01:10:28,890
[in disgust]
Tell them to send the Coroner.
1432
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:30,091
I gonna die if I have to
make out
1433
01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:33,027
Paramedics are en route. Do you
need further assistance?
1434
01:10:33,029 --> 01:10:35,196
Yeah. You'd better send
the Coroner.
1435
01:10:35,198 --> 01:10:36,698
How about some backup?
1436
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:40,501
How about you do your job and
do me do mine?
1437
01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:45,440
[drunk footsteps]
1438
01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:49,244
this dead body ringing any bells
for you boys?
1439
01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:50,878
Not yet.
1440
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,915
Amigo. Toss me one of those.
1441
01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:55,750
This is a fucking clown show.
1442
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,051
Hey guys, I don't think so.
1443
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,586
We gonna take statements form
you later,
1444
01:10:58,588 --> 01:10:59,787
you can't do it
if you are drunk.
1445
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,122
This maybe the last beer I have
1446
01:11:01,124 --> 01:11:02,991
before I lose my anal virginity.
1447
01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:07,562
Hey, put the beer down.
1448
01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:10,832
[drops the beer]
Never take me alive.
1449
01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:13,668
Kazansky, go get him.
I'll take it from here.
1450
01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:15,737
Hey get the old guy, too.
1451
01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:17,238
Let me know if you gotta take a
shit,
1452
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:20,375
we wouldn't want you wiping
your own ass. You old prick.
1453
01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:24,112
[dramatic, funny music]
1454
01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:29,450
Looks like we're going to jail,
Eddie.
1455
01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:30,685
[clears throat]
1456
01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:32,353
You know,
[beer can pops open]
1457
01:11:32,355 --> 01:11:33,821
I was up all night thinking...
1458
01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:36,257
Is that what the kids call
a good old fashioned
1459
01:11:36,259 --> 01:11:38,026
bender these days?
1460
01:11:38,028 --> 01:11:39,560
Take it easy, baby dick.
1461
01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:41,229
I know I messed up.
1462
01:11:41,231 --> 01:11:42,864
And then I went over to Jenny's
last night,
1463
01:11:42,866 --> 01:11:45,099
and I tried to fix things.
1464
01:11:45,101 --> 01:11:48,069
Ah I mean I tried to reason with
her, but...
1465
01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:52,106
she's a girl. So...
[drinks loudly]
1466
01:11:53,342 --> 01:11:55,810
Let's just say...
1467
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,379
I don't think she's coming back,
mate.
1468
01:11:58,381 --> 01:12:01,949
[dramatic music]
1469
01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:16,798
[music continues]
1470
01:12:21,637 --> 01:12:23,004
Well, well.
1471
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:24,939
Looks like you manage to do it
in one night
1472
01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:27,041
what I wanted to do for years.
1473
01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:28,910
You murdered my boss.
[farts]
1474
01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:30,578
Eat my dick, Spencer.
1475
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:32,780
Not if it cured cancer. Chas,
1476
01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:34,916
you're gay, and your ass sticks.
[in disgust]
1477
01:12:34,918 --> 01:12:36,050
Mr. Bayne,
1478
01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:37,852
would you mind identifying the
body for us?
1479
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,654
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
1480
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:41,823
I was too much of that prick
when he was alive.
1481
01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:42,890
That's fine.
1482
01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:44,192
Next of kin has been alerted.
1483
01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:45,460
I'm sure they'd be glad
to do it.
1484
01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:46,994
Great.
1485
01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:49,263
I'll be over here, chillaxing.
1486
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,833
Want a front row seat for this.
1487
01:12:51,835 --> 01:12:52,900
[spits]
1488
01:12:52,902 --> 01:12:53,701
Let's go, baby.
1489
01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:55,269
[footsteps]
1490
01:12:55,271 --> 01:12:57,638
You boys are in a heap of
trouble.
1491
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,608
Wait, hey! It's okay. I remember
last night.
1492
01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:03,344
[shouts]
Remember! Everything!
1493
01:13:03,346 --> 01:13:06,781
Right on. Okay! Hm...
1494
01:13:08,117 --> 01:13:10,184
Hm! Hm!
1495
01:13:10,186 --> 01:13:14,989
[shouts]
Ladies and gentlemen...
1496
01:13:14,991 --> 01:13:16,224
I feel good...
1497
01:13:16,226 --> 01:13:19,627
[loud music starts]
1498
01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:23,464
So, this is how you niggas do it
up in the hills, huh?
1499
01:13:24,933 --> 01:13:28,002
Samuel Jackson.
1500
01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:29,404
[door closed]
1501
01:13:29,938 --> 01:13:31,539
Oh my...
1502
01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:33,207
goodness!
1503
01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:35,109
Filipino James.
1504
01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:38,513
Theses are my darlings.
Darlings, say hello to, uh...
1505
01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:39,280
Jenny.
1506
01:13:39,282 --> 01:13:40,615
[darling]
Hi.
1507
01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:42,750
Do you wanna die tonight?
1508
01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:43,851
I was uh,
1509
01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:45,720
just leaving.
[sniffs]
1510
01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:47,088
You look upset, baby girl.
1511
01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:49,090
Wanna talk to daddy about it?
1512
01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:52,727
but I know what you're doing.
And it's not gonna work.
1513
01:13:52,729 --> 01:13:56,164
Woo! Sharp tongue.
I like that in a bitch.
1514
01:13:56,166 --> 01:13:59,233
Excuse me.
1515
01:14:01,704 --> 01:14:06,374
Filipino Jack! Where is up with
you as forty?
1516
01:14:06,376 --> 01:14:08,709
Look, I'm looking for Chas. We
the entertainment.
1517
01:14:08,711 --> 01:14:10,511
That's typical.
1518
01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:14,515
[chuckles]
1519
01:14:14,517 --> 01:14:16,217
Find that nigga Chas and give
him everything
1520
01:14:16,219 --> 01:14:18,085
that he has coming to him.
Nothing more.
1521
01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:19,086
You hear me?
1522
01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:20,822
Now, who's this whore
1523
01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:25,393
gonna blow to get me a drink up
in this bitch?
1524
01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:34,635
Is that your briefcase?
1525
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:39,373
Alright, I think we got
some code 45...
1526
01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:42,610
's up.
[symphony music plays]
1527
01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:44,946
Nice place you guys got here.
1528
01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:47,849
Yeah, we like it, we like it.
1529
01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:49,617
You rent?
1530
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:50,952
Yep yep, we rent.
1531
01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:53,321
Worst house on the block, but
we're on the block.
1532
01:14:53,323 --> 01:14:55,790
[laughs]
1533
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:58,826
[symphony continues]
[party chatter]
1534
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:02,096
Ah...Do you have any crack?
1535
01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:04,432
Jenny?
1536
01:15:04,434 --> 01:15:05,399
Yo Gun. You sees her anywhere,
man?
1537
01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:08,803
Uh, she left. I don't know.
I don't the time know right now.
1538
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:09,971
Give me that. Give me that.
1539
01:15:09,973 --> 01:15:11,305
Bitch did not look happy.
1540
01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:13,741
Look, you gotta beat that shit
out of her
1541
01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:15,476
before it becomes a fucking
problem.
1542
01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:16,777
[sighs]
Fuck me.
1543
01:15:16,779 --> 01:15:18,412
You a friend of Chas?
1544
01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:19,514
Not anymore.
1545
01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:21,582
Damn. That coulda been
arranged.
1546
01:15:21,584 --> 01:15:23,451
One of my bitches.
1547
01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:28,422
Honest, hard-working people are
trying to do coke.
1548
01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:30,758
What the fuck is going on here?
1549
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:33,060
There is a pimp and some
entrepreneurs.
1550
01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:34,195
And crack.
1551
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:37,431
[laughs]
1552
01:15:37,433 --> 01:15:38,900
You boys ready to rock?
1553
01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:42,570
[rock music starts]
1554
01:15:58,954 --> 01:16:02,590
[music continues]
1555
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:10,031
[in terror]
Ah!!!
1556
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:11,032
Get it off me!
1557
01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:14,101
Easy, playa'...
1558
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:18,606
[slaps]
1559
01:16:18,608 --> 01:16:20,775
[speaks unknown language]
1560
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:22,109
What? You're better than me?
1561
01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:23,544
Fool!
1562
01:16:23,546 --> 01:16:24,679
She's deaf!
1563
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:27,648
So she's got a
listening problem.
1564
01:16:28,717 --> 01:16:31,118
I'm stuck, you dick!
1565
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,254
[bones break]
1566
01:16:33,256 --> 01:16:35,122
Time's up.
1567
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:41,228
Lollipop, hose you off the clock
so get up off the cock.
1568
01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:42,997
What about me?
1569
01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:46,467
Ah!
1570
01:16:46,469 --> 01:16:49,837
I love your accent.
1571
01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:58,412
[indistinct music]
1572
01:17:06,688 --> 01:17:09,457
[door opens]
[trance music]
1573
01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:14,328
Um um um...
-Yeah...
1574
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:17,932
Damn...
1575
01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:20,301
That's gonna cost extra.
1576
01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:21,302
[fingers snap]
1577
01:17:21,304 --> 01:17:24,005
Hey, you got any crack?
1578
01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:24,739
Nigga...
1579
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:25,906
I'ma crack you.
1580
01:17:25,908 --> 01:17:27,975
[shouts]
1581
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,244
How much money you got?
1582
01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,417
Oh, come on.
1583
01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,486
Dude.
1584
01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:43,691
[heavy metal music plays]
[party chatter]
1585
01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:55,403
I wasn't finished.
1586
01:17:55,405 --> 01:17:59,507
I know, I think I left a ring
inside of her.
1587
01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:01,575
Yo cards are all maxed.
1588
01:18:01,577 --> 01:18:03,444
So unless you got cash,
1589
01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:08,382
Look, we got one, two, three,
four hos in here.
1590
01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:11,886
We've been here an hour. That's
a grand easy.
1591
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:15,022
[laughs]
1592
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,358
Grand.
[sniffs]
1593
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,226
I don't have that kinda money.
[sniffs]
1594
01:18:19,228 --> 01:18:22,229
Nigga, you best give me my
money.
1595
01:18:22,231 --> 01:18:25,199
Or someone has to get, physical.
1596
01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:28,436
No James. He's out best
customer.
1597
01:18:28,438 --> 01:18:29,970
[slaps]
1598
01:18:29,972 --> 01:18:31,672
We ain't here pro-boner bitch!
1599
01:18:31,674 --> 01:18:33,274
You finger fuck yourself,
1600
01:18:33,276 --> 01:18:39,647
I'd better get 55 dollars. You
understand?
1601
01:18:39,649 --> 01:18:41,515
You shouldn't done that.
1602
01:18:41,517 --> 01:18:45,352
Look, when I take a shit, I that
bitch.
1603
01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:47,354
What you gonna do about it,
hippie?
1604
01:18:47,356 --> 01:18:48,155
Em?
1605
01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:51,358
[suspensive music]
1606
01:18:52,694 --> 01:18:54,495
[band]
Run!
1607
01:18:54,497 --> 01:18:56,497
Do her.
1608
01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:59,567
Save her.
1609
01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:05,206
I'm gonna regulate.
[suspensive music continues]
1610
01:19:06,441 --> 01:19:12,613
Gun!!
[rock music plays]
1611
01:19:12,615 --> 01:19:14,381
[gunshot]
1612
01:19:29,564 --> 01:19:32,800
[footsteps]
[rock music descends]
1613
01:19:34,669 --> 01:19:38,205
Hands to heaven, motherfucker.
1614
01:19:44,847 --> 01:19:49,083
You don't even know how to use
that, bitch.
1615
01:19:49,085 --> 01:19:52,086
Okay, okay, hey hey hey...
1616
01:19:52,088 --> 01:19:53,387
How about...
[sniffs]
1617
01:19:53,389 --> 01:19:55,823
I cut you both a little
discount. Huh?
1618
01:19:55,825 --> 01:19:58,526
Say five-hundred.
1619
01:19:58,528 --> 01:19:59,426
[gun fires]
1620
01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:01,595
[rock music starts]
1621
01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:04,431
Way to kill Bambi.
1622
01:20:05,133 --> 01:20:11,071
[slow-mo sound]
1623
01:20:11,073 --> 01:20:13,641
[intense music starts]
1624
01:20:21,383 --> 01:20:23,684
[tire scratches]
Hello there.
1625
01:20:23,686 --> 01:20:26,153
Are you okay?
[punches]
1626
01:20:30,058 --> 01:20:30,724
[car door slams]
1627
01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:33,994
My fiance would kill me if
we are doing this,
1628
01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:35,696
but hi. I'm Layla.
1629
01:20:35,698 --> 01:20:37,898
If I wanted any lips from you,
1630
01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:39,633
I'd let down my zipper.
1631
01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:41,368
Oh, okay.
1632
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,203
Oh.
1633
01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:43,838
Wow.
[laughs]
1634
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,406
[pants unzipped]
1635
01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:52,213
...freak. Okay, oh oh. Ah! Hold
on, hold on, baby.
1636
01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:54,215
Please, please! Just one rock.
1637
01:20:54,217 --> 01:20:55,216
I gotta have that crack.
1638
01:20:55,218 --> 01:20:57,384
Give it to me, brother man.
1639
01:20:57,386 --> 01:21:00,454
Come on, I'm sorry. I wasn't
gonna shot you.
1640
01:21:00,456 --> 01:21:04,358
I was just fuc...No, no...
1641
01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:11,198
[dramatic, electrical sound]
1642
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,468
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
[runs on roof]
1643
01:21:14,470 --> 01:21:16,270
Wait a second,
1644
01:21:17,739 --> 01:21:19,206
you're telling me,
1645
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:21,442
Chas really is half gay?
1646
01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:26,347
You know I may have a small
cocaine and hooker problem.
1647
01:21:26,349 --> 01:21:28,082
apparently you like
getting pumped
1648
01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:29,416
more than a pair of Reeboks.
1649
01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:31,652
No. Apparently "Jagermeister" is
German
1650
01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:32,686
for "makes me kiss boy".
1651
01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:35,489
Enough. Where's the girl Reuben
left with?
1652
01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:37,925
Layla? Anybody have
her number?
1653
01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:40,261
I'll suck your dick.
Just give me the crack.
1654
01:21:40,263 --> 01:21:41,595
I don't get digits,
1655
01:21:41,597 --> 01:21:42,363
I give them.
1656
01:21:42,365 --> 01:21:44,265
Last night must be an exception.
1657
01:21:46,101 --> 01:21:49,436
Hey boys, take it easy.
Take it easy!
1658
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:50,537
You okay?
1659
01:21:50,539 --> 01:21:52,439
All right. Everybody calm down.
Right now,
1660
01:21:52,441 --> 01:21:54,108
you hear me?
[gun fires]
1661
01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:55,442
Okay, okay.
1662
01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:58,512
I say calm down, you hear me?
[intensify sound]
1663
01:21:58,514 --> 01:22:03,017
[dramatic music plays]
1664
01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:15,629
[shouts]
I regret nothing!
1665
01:22:16,965 --> 01:22:18,866
[water splashes]
1666
01:22:23,872 --> 01:22:25,072
[breathes in deeply]
1667
01:22:25,074 --> 01:22:27,341
Son of a bitch!
1668
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:29,410
Lookit, lookit what I found.
1669
01:22:29,412 --> 01:22:30,611
You found the briefcase.
1670
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:32,012
What the shit do you care?
1671
01:22:32,014 --> 01:22:34,949
You should care. It's Hermes.
1672
01:22:34,951 --> 01:22:37,985
Oh, what kinda party are you
having,
1673
01:22:37,987 --> 01:22:41,522
why wasn't I invited?
1674
01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:43,057
Hola, I'll take that.
1675
01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:45,826
This is company property if I'm
not mistaken, right Officers?
1676
01:22:45,828 --> 01:22:50,097
A long as it doesn't contain any
evidence pertaining to the body.
1677
01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:51,632
At least I get one phone call.
1678
01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:52,800
I just hope she answers.
1679
01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:55,703
I'm far too fucking pretty
for jail.
1680
01:22:55,705 --> 01:22:58,672
How am I suppose to get drugs
in the clink?
1681
01:23:00,108 --> 01:23:03,510
I just wanna to rock one stadium
with you guys. Once.
1682
01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:06,213
You guys will shit yourselves.
And your pants.
1683
01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:08,315
So every time I ever get shot a
big time...
1684
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:11,418
You shit yourself, Gunther.
1685
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:12,119
[gavel hits the case]
1686
01:23:12,121 --> 01:23:14,288
That douche bag is right.
1687
01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:16,457
Right now, I'm a fucking loser,
Eddie quit the band,
1688
01:23:16,459 --> 01:23:19,259
Toss needs rehab.
-I don't need rehab.
1689
01:23:19,261 --> 01:23:21,295
Rehab need me.
1690
01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:25,466
Chas is Chas.
1691
01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:28,702
I'm so over the hill, when I
look back, it's a mountain,
1692
01:23:28,704 --> 01:23:30,671
but I do know this.
1693
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:33,140
We play nice.
1694
01:23:33,142 --> 01:23:35,876
Even though we have no idea
how to play nice.
1695
01:23:35,878 --> 01:23:38,645
[soft music notes]
Eddie,
1696
01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:42,649
out of my six shots, rock
stardom,
1697
01:23:42,651 --> 01:23:46,887
this is the only time, one time,
I thought I had a legit chance.
1698
01:23:46,889 --> 01:23:49,990
That's because you write the
music.
1699
01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:51,825
I mean it.
1700
01:23:53,661 --> 01:23:54,962
Well,
1701
01:23:54,964 --> 01:23:58,899
I'd rather go to jail than go on
tour with you selfish pricks.
1702
01:23:58,901 --> 01:24:01,602
Fine. You wanna quit the band?
Quit the band, kiddo.
1703
01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:04,304
Bands come and go,
1704
01:24:04,306 --> 01:24:06,673
but this is more than a band.
1705
01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:07,908
And these pricks,
1706
01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:11,745
as selfish as they are, would
never quit on you.
1707
01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:14,314
So who's in?
1708
01:24:16,418 --> 01:24:19,086
Amigo!
1709
01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,259
Ow...
1710
01:24:26,928 --> 01:24:29,029
All we need,
1711
01:24:29,031 --> 01:24:33,867
is somebody to write us couple
of really great song.
1712
01:24:33,869 --> 01:24:36,036
[whisper]
Come one.
1713
01:24:36,038 --> 01:24:38,572
Come on!
1714
01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:41,241
It's definitely dysfunctional.
1715
01:24:42,043 --> 01:24:43,444
But it's family.
1716
01:24:43,446 --> 01:24:45,979
[laugh together]
1717
01:24:45,981 --> 01:24:48,248
I love you guy!!
-Yeah!
1718
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:51,452
Come one!
1719
01:24:51,454 --> 01:24:52,886
[kisses]
1720
01:24:52,888 --> 01:24:55,622
Stay away from the pretty one, I
think it's contagious.
1721
01:24:55,624 --> 01:24:56,356
[cracks the case]
1722
01:24:56,358 --> 01:24:58,325
David Bowie!!
[cheering]
1723
01:24:58,327 --> 01:25:00,027
Yeah!
1724
01:25:00,029 --> 01:25:02,596
Oh my god. No!
[peeing]
1725
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:03,530
Hello boys.
1726
01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:05,099
Jenny?
1727
01:25:06,468 --> 01:25:08,268
What are you doing here?
-Here to help.
1728
01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:12,272
[cries]
I had my whole life ahead of me.
1729
01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:13,874
Look who strolled into
the office a hour ago.
1730
01:25:13,876 --> 01:25:17,077
[rock music starts]
[footsteps]
1731
01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:24,618
Reports of my death have been
greatly exaggerated.
1732
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,487
I can't live without you.
1733
01:25:26,489 --> 01:25:28,388
I can't pay rent.
1734
01:25:28,390 --> 01:25:30,390
You thought that guy was me?
[scoffs]
1735
01:25:30,392 --> 01:25:32,726
I'm way better looking
than that.
1736
01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:36,130
Wait, are you Reuben Adler?
1737
01:25:36,132 --> 01:25:37,798
In the flesh.
1738
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,299
Then who the fuck is that?
1739
01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:44,404
Why god? Why Geoffrey?
1740
01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:48,442
I better be in that will, you
motherfucker.
1741
01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:52,146
No call, no email, no text.
1742
01:25:52,148 --> 01:25:54,448
Man, boss, we've been worried
sick about you.
1743
01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:55,883
I'm sure.
1744
01:25:55,885 --> 01:25:59,653
Is that why you tried to
exercise power of attorney?
1745
01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:02,156
Yeah, I was trying to protect
your interest.
1746
01:26:02,158 --> 01:26:05,592
Yeah. We're gonna need a
statement from Chuck.
1747
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:08,395
We're gonna need a statement
from you as well, Mr. Adler.
1748
01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:10,564
We were carjacked.
1749
01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:11,665
It was awesome.
1750
01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:15,369
Made us realized how short life
could be. So...
1751
01:26:15,371 --> 01:26:17,004
I chartered a plane to Vegas.
1752
01:26:17,006 --> 01:26:20,541
Guys, meet the fifth Mrs. Reuben
Adler!
1753
01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:22,843
Come here, baby.
1754
01:26:22,845 --> 01:26:28,482
Wow.
[chatter]
1755
01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:29,983
While I'm alive,
1756
01:26:29,985 --> 01:26:33,120
why is my favorite band still in
handcuffs?
1757
01:26:33,122 --> 01:26:36,890
There still is a matter of the
dead body we found in the pool.
1758
01:26:36,892 --> 01:26:39,092
The only offense
they're guilty is,
1759
01:26:39,094 --> 01:26:41,028
throwing the
greatest party ever.
1760
01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:42,796
[crowd cheering]
1761
01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:44,498
Dd da da. Take them off.
1762
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,033
Reuben,
1763
01:26:47,101 --> 01:26:49,002
the company could face a major
lawsuit.
1764
01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:50,103
Ah...
1765
01:26:50,105 --> 01:26:52,673
Maybe we should consider
cutting our losses here?
1766
01:26:52,675 --> 01:26:54,174
Are you shitting me?
1767
01:26:54,176 --> 01:26:55,809
You can't buy press like this.
1768
01:26:55,811 --> 01:26:57,444
We'll go platinum in a week.
1769
01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:59,313
Days!
-Hey hey hey hey.
1770
01:26:59,315 --> 01:27:01,715
Are you sure they are not more
trouble then they're worth?
1771
01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,684
Spencer,
1772
01:27:03,686 --> 01:27:05,686
you have a horrible fucking
taste.
1773
01:27:05,688 --> 01:27:07,921
[together laugh]
1774
01:27:07,923 --> 01:27:10,490
Is that my Hermes briefcase?
1775
01:27:10,492 --> 01:27:12,793
[electric guitar solo]
1776
01:27:16,130 --> 01:27:19,733
Why is their contract covered
in...
1777
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:20,467
piss?
1778
01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:21,368
Look, this is, is...
1779
01:27:21,370 --> 01:27:23,170
I don't want excuses.
1780
01:27:23,172 --> 01:27:24,905
I want that contract re-drawn,
1781
01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:26,273
and I want these guys
in front of
1782
01:27:26,275 --> 01:27:28,141
fifty thousand people
tomorrow night.
1783
01:27:28,143 --> 01:27:29,776
Yes!!!
1784
01:27:29,778 --> 01:27:32,713
[crowd cheering]
-But, but but Reuben...
1785
01:27:32,715 --> 01:27:34,815
But what?
1786
01:27:35,783 --> 01:27:37,417
Listen, okay?
1787
01:27:37,419 --> 01:27:39,152
Just think this one through.
1788
01:27:39,154 --> 01:27:41,221
Please!
1789
01:27:42,190 --> 01:27:45,025
[sighs]
Fine.
1790
01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:46,560
You're fired.
1791
01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:52,332
[heavy guitar notes]
1792
01:27:53,067 --> 01:27:54,701
Bullshit!
1793
01:27:55,637 --> 01:27:57,437
You don't know how to wake up
without me.
1794
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,506
You know, that sounds a little
gay.
1795
01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:00,741
Have your office cleaned out
1796
01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:02,843
by the time I stroll in around
noon tomorrow.
1797
01:28:02,845 --> 01:28:05,545
Oh man. You gonna fucking
regret this, old man.
1798
01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:07,114
That is a promise!
1799
01:28:07,116 --> 01:28:10,117
Officer, I'd like a restraining
order against this guy.
1800
01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:13,287
Hey hey hey...
-Jesus.
1801
01:28:13,289 --> 01:28:16,790
Mr. Adler, hi, um...
1802
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:17,624
Can I hit him?
1803
01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:18,892
[heavy bass solo starts]
1804
01:28:18,894 --> 01:28:21,395
I don't know.
1805
01:28:21,397 --> 01:28:22,596
Can you?
1806
01:28:22,598 --> 01:28:25,966
[music ascends]
1807
01:28:30,672 --> 01:28:32,506
[heavy punch]
-Yeah!
1808
01:28:32,508 --> 01:28:36,109
Nice shot!
-Huh?!
1809
01:28:36,111 --> 01:28:39,713
Chuck he says this man in the
pool, is his um,
1810
01:28:39,715 --> 01:28:40,847
lover, Geoffrey.
1811
01:28:40,849 --> 01:28:43,150
We got into a fight.
1812
01:28:43,152 --> 01:28:46,053
He must have gone on one of his
bender and...
1813
01:28:46,055 --> 01:28:47,621
There there, Chucky.
1814
01:28:47,623 --> 01:28:49,456
I know how hard this must be for
you.
1815
01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:50,524
Why don't you do sit down.
1816
01:28:50,526 --> 01:28:55,629
Go ahead, go ahead...
1817
01:28:55,631 --> 01:28:58,899
Apparently, the deceased was in
and out of Betty Ford more than,
1818
01:28:58,901 --> 01:29:02,636
You maybe the luckiest
sons of bitches alive.
1819
01:29:02,638 --> 01:29:05,472
But we are all going downtown
for questioning.
1820
01:29:05,474 --> 01:29:07,507
I'll let you out quicker than
Lindsay Lohan.
1821
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:12,679
[crowd cheering]
Don't worry, boys.
1822
01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,748
Hey.
1823
01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:18,285
Thank you.
1824
01:29:18,287 --> 01:29:22,055
You, kinda save the day.
1825
01:29:22,057 --> 01:29:23,490
Thank Chas. actually.
1826
01:29:23,492 --> 01:29:24,524
What?
1827
01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:29,663
[gentle guitar music plays]
1828
01:29:30,398 --> 01:29:32,466
Rhythm guitar, Eddie.
1829
01:29:32,468 --> 01:29:35,902
You are only rhythm guitar.
1830
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:43,844
We do have the worst timing.
[scoffs]
1831
01:29:43,846 --> 01:29:46,246
We both wanna lead.
1832
01:29:47,415 --> 01:29:49,816
And you know that I wouldn't
make uh...
1833
01:29:49,818 --> 01:29:52,219
that mistake twice, right?
1834
01:29:52,221 --> 01:29:53,920
I know.
1835
01:29:54,689 --> 01:29:56,289
I'm sorry.
1836
01:29:56,291 --> 01:29:59,259
Jenny, I'm sorry for all that.
1837
01:29:59,261 --> 01:30:01,561
[both sigh]
Me too.
1838
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:03,730
So,
1839
01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:05,332
what now?
1840
01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:11,605
Go on tour. And um...
1841
01:30:11,607 --> 01:30:15,175
I'll be here when you're back.
1842
01:30:15,177 --> 01:30:17,043
One of those,
1843
01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:21,014
if it's meant to be, it's meant
to be type of deals, huh?
1844
01:30:21,016 --> 01:30:23,917
Yeah, I guess so.
1845
01:30:24,619 --> 01:30:27,087
[sighs]
1846
01:30:27,089 --> 01:30:29,689
This is all so very...
1847
01:30:29,691 --> 01:30:30,657
Rock and Roll.
1848
01:30:30,659 --> 01:30:32,893
[sighs]
Ha.
1849
01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:41,601
[gentle music continues]
1850
01:30:45,740 --> 01:30:47,407
[door opens]
1851
01:30:47,409 --> 01:30:56,616
[music stops]
1852
01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:59,586
[heavy slaps]
Ow...
1853
01:31:00,421 --> 01:31:02,022
Hoo...
1854
01:31:05,893 --> 01:31:08,595
[heavy slaps]
Oh...
1855
01:31:10,264 --> 01:31:14,234
[kisses]
[music continues]
1856
01:31:14,236 --> 01:31:15,268
All right.
1857
01:31:15,270 --> 01:31:17,437
That's enough.
1858
01:31:17,439 --> 01:31:26,513
[music fades out]
1859
01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:28,081
Well,
1860
01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:30,817
now it's time for real party.
[applause]
1861
01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:31,852
[loud cheering]
[laugh together]
1862
01:31:31,854 --> 01:31:36,556
[rock music starts]
1863
01:32:00,615 --> 01:32:03,884
[rock music continues]
1864
01:35:15,810 --> 01:35:18,244
[music fades out]
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