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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,184 --> 00:00:45,477 Once upon a time, a long time ago, 2 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:49,148 a king and queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. 3 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:52,025 But she was possessed by a terrible curse. 4 00:00:52,193 --> 00:00:56,822 By day, a lovely princess. By night, a hideous ogre. 5 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,741 Only true love's kiss could lift her curse. 6 00:00:59,909 --> 00:01:04,079 So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day 7 00:01:04,247 --> 00:01:06,957 when her true love would arrive. 8 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:09,459 But as the days turned into years, 9 00:01:09,627 --> 00:01:13,589 the King and Queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures. 10 00:02:05,475 --> 00:02:07,226 Whoa, there. 11 00:02:08,478 --> 00:02:10,312 I don't know about this, Lillian. 12 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:14,816 Fairy Godmother said only true love's kiss could break Fiona's curse. 13 00:02:14,984 --> 00:02:19,238 I don't trust that woman, Harold. This may be our last hope. 14 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:22,532 Besides, he does come highly recommended by King Midas. 15 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:27,329 But to put our daughter's life in the hands of this... person? 16 00:02:27,497 --> 00:02:32,209 He's devious. He's deceitful. He's, he's... 17 00:02:32,377 --> 00:02:34,753 Rumpelstiltskin! 18 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,133 Mrs Highness. 19 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,177 How do you do? 20 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,847 Down, Fifi. Get down! 21 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,352 As you can see, everything's in order. 22 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,231 So you'll put an end to our daughter's curse? 23 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:58,735 And, in return, you sign the kingdom of Far Far Away over to me. 24 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:08,954 - Lillian, this is madness! - What choice do we have? 25 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,666 Fiona has been locked away in that tower far too long. 26 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:14,918 It's not like she's getting any younger. 27 00:03:15,086 --> 00:03:17,754 But to sign over our entire kingdom? 28 00:03:17,922 --> 00:03:20,841 Well, if your kingdom's worth more to you than your daughter... 29 00:03:21,009 --> 00:03:24,636 Nothing is worth more to us than our daughter. 30 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,641 Jump, Fifi, jump! 31 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:39,651 Just sign it and all your problems will disappear. 32 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:52,664 Your Highness! The Princess! She's been saved! 33 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:59,171 Who saved her? 34 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:02,716 No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, 35 00:04:02,884 --> 00:04:04,968 whose roar was feared throughout the land, 36 00:04:05,136 --> 00:04:07,804 would save the beautiful Princess Fiona. 37 00:04:07,972 --> 00:04:10,932 True love's kiss led to marriage and ogre babies! 38 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:14,227 The kingdom of Far Far Away was finally at peace. 39 00:04:14,395 --> 00:04:18,774 Goody for them! And they lived happily ever after! 40 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,153 Sir? You're gonna have to pay for that. 41 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:27,074 Maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy? 42 00:04:27,241 --> 00:04:30,952 - Oh, I'm not a real boy. - Do you want to be? 43 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:37,876 Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants! 44 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,386 I wish that ogre was never born! 45 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,650 Wake up, Daddy, wake up! 46 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:05,570 - Good morning. - Good morning to you. 47 00:05:08,658 --> 00:05:10,242 Better out than in. 48 00:05:10,952 --> 00:05:12,160 That's my line. 49 00:05:12,328 --> 00:05:15,288 Did my little Fergus make a... 50 00:05:15,456 --> 00:05:18,708 ...big, grownup ogre stink?! 51 00:05:18,876 --> 00:05:22,087 Oh, that's diabolical! 52 00:05:24,298 --> 00:05:27,426 And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don't have to 53 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,970 change your undies to change the world! 54 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:33,306 I wonder what Shrek's up to in there. 55 00:05:33,474 --> 00:05:36,768 Get in there. Get... Impossible to put on! 56 00:05:37,687 --> 00:05:41,064 OK, the dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop... 57 00:05:41,232 --> 00:05:43,608 ...and finally, into the castle. 58 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,323 Play date! 59 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,499 Then Shrek kissed the Princess. 60 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,710 She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived... 61 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:02,919 Happily... 62 00:06:03,087 --> 00:06:04,546 - Ever... - After. 63 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,512 Look! A shooting star! 64 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,725 So, what did you wish for? 65 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:18,977 That every day could be like this one. 66 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,604 Come here, you. 67 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:34,951 Morning, Daddy. 68 00:06:35,119 --> 00:06:36,244 Morning. 69 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:39,498 Better out than in. 70 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,667 Did my little Fergus make a... 71 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:48,048 Cute. Real cute. 72 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,009 This lovable lug taught us 73 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,095 you don't have to change your undies to change the world! 74 00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:56,181 Play date! 75 00:06:58,768 --> 00:07:01,394 Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up! 76 00:07:01,562 --> 00:07:04,523 She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived... 77 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:05,690 - Happily... - Ever... 78 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:06,900 After? 79 00:07:09,570 --> 00:07:11,863 - Daddy, get up! - Morning. 80 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:16,868 - Better out than in. - This lovable lug... 81 00:07:17,662 --> 00:07:19,204 - Play date! - No! 82 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,290 Outhouse again! 83 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:23,542 Come on. 84 00:07:27,463 --> 00:07:28,630 Undies! 85 00:07:30,466 --> 00:07:31,550 Outhouse! 86 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,843 - Get up, get up! - And they lived... 87 00:07:34,011 --> 00:07:35,470 - Happily... - Ever... 88 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:36,888 After. 89 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:28,940 Roar. 90 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,658 Nice landing, baby. 91 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:22,202 Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet. 92 00:09:23,621 --> 00:09:27,290 Happy birthday, ninos! Vamos a la fiesta! 93 00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:30,251 Hey, Shrek, Shrek! 94 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:34,047 Mr Shrek, would you sign our pitchforks? 95 00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:35,298 And our torches? 96 00:09:35,466 --> 00:09:37,175 Oh, man, you used to be so fierce! 97 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,177 Yeah, when you were a real ogre! 98 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,262 A real ogre? 99 00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:55,735 Shrek, it's a sing-along. You've got to sing along! 100 00:09:55,903 --> 00:09:59,030 - No, thanks. - Please? I'll be your best friend. 101 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:03,660 Why does being your best friend entail me doing everything I don't want to do? 102 00:10:03,828 --> 00:10:06,162 Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear. 103 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,580 Excuse me, Mr Shrek? 104 00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,916 Could you do that ogre roar of yours for my son? 105 00:10:10,084 --> 00:10:11,584 He's a big, big fan. 106 00:10:11,752 --> 00:10:12,877 Do the roar. 107 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:15,839 You know, I'd rather not. It's my kids' birthday party. 108 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,007 - Do the roar. - Honey? 109 00:10:18,175 --> 00:10:19,509 Why don't you go check on the cake? 110 00:10:19,677 --> 00:10:23,054 - Sure. - And don't forget the candles. 111 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,222 Hold still. 112 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,391 Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man. 113 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,436 I always wanted chaps! Yee-haw! Giddy up! 114 00:10:29,603 --> 00:10:30,979 - Monsieur Shrek. - Howdy, Shrek! 115 00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:32,981 Your cake. Voil�! 116 00:10:34,108 --> 00:10:37,318 - What is that supposed to be? - That's Sprinkles the Ogre! 117 00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:39,863 Isn't he cute? He looks just like you. 118 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,282 But happy. It's a party, Shrek. You gotta cheer up! 119 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:44,033 I'm in a great mood, actually. 120 00:10:44,201 --> 00:10:47,078 - Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow! - Donkey! 121 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:48,413 As long as you're not doing anything, 122 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,039 how about one of those famous Shrek roars? 123 00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:52,751 - Do the roar. - Let me set you straight, Butter Pants. 124 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:55,462 An ogre only roars when he's angry. 125 00:10:55,629 --> 00:10:57,714 You don't want to see me angry, do you? 126 00:10:57,882 --> 00:10:59,174 Do it. 127 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,469 Hold it together. Just hold it together. 128 00:11:02,636 --> 00:11:04,721 Daddy, he's getting away. Do something. 129 00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:06,181 Oh, good. 130 00:11:06,348 --> 00:11:09,851 - What happened to the cake? - Trust me. It's an improvement. 131 00:11:10,019 --> 00:11:11,603 - You licked it! - No. 132 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,647 Just because you're an ogre, doesn't mean you have to eat like one. 133 00:11:14,815 --> 00:11:17,108 Looks like you forgot the candles! 134 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,527 OK, just watch the cake. I'll go get them. 135 00:11:19,695 --> 00:11:20,987 Watch the cake? 136 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,782 - Where's the cake?! - We ate the cake. 137 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,033 - Ya. - What? 138 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,451 No, don't cry. 139 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,120 Hey! I believe you promised my son a roar. 140 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,705 - Do the roar. - Roar. 141 00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:33,166 - I don't like it. - Pigs, we need another cake. 142 00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:36,169 - We ate the other cakes. - One roar, man. 143 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:38,755 Hey, everybody! Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar! 144 00:11:38,923 --> 00:11:41,633 Not now, Donkey. Pigs, are there any cupcakes? 145 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,676 - We ate them, too. - They have lollipops. 146 00:11:43,844 --> 00:11:45,011 No, I ate them. 147 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:47,889 - You didn't share? - Well, you didn't share the croissants! 148 00:11:48,057 --> 00:11:51,059 - Everything's gonna be OK. - Shrek, what's going on? 149 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:53,186 - Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting! - Do the roar. 150 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,648 We need the cake! 151 00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,318 Cake! Cake! Cake! 152 00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:16,459 I love you, Daddy. 153 00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:19,337 Everybody, I have found another cake! 154 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,715 Shrek? Are you OK? 155 00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:53,663 - Unbelievable. - Tell me about it! Those villagers... 156 00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:57,166 I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. 157 00:12:57,334 --> 00:13:00,336 Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday? 158 00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:04,507 - Oh, great. So this is all my fault? - Yes. But you know what? 159 00:13:04,675 --> 00:13:06,718 Let's talk about this after the party, at home. 160 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,596 You mean that roadside attraction we live in? 161 00:13:09,763 --> 00:13:14,267 Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite! 162 00:13:14,435 --> 00:13:18,605 I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke! 163 00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:23,067 OK, OK, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be. 164 00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:24,944 But maybe that's not such a bad thing. 165 00:13:25,112 --> 00:13:28,781 I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. 166 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:31,242 You spent half your life in a palace. 167 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,953 And the other half locked away in a tower. 168 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:39,417 Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be! 169 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:44,339 Back when villagers were afraid of me, and I could take a mud bath in peace. 170 00:13:44,506 --> 00:13:48,092 When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! 171 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,638 Back when the world made sense! 172 00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:54,474 You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep? 173 00:13:54,642 --> 00:13:56,017 Exactly! 174 00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:06,110 Shrek, you have three beautiful children, 175 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,446 a wife who loves you, 176 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:12,659 friends who adore you. You have everything. 177 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,499 Why is it the only person who can't see that is you? 178 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,980 That's just great. 179 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,407 If she thinks I'm gonna slink back there and apologize, 180 00:14:52,574 --> 00:14:55,827 she's got another thing coming. She's not the boss of me. 181 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,831 I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize for acting like one. 182 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:04,335 Help, please! Someone, anyone at all, help me! 183 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,254 Please, help! 184 00:15:06,714 --> 00:15:08,297 Please, help! 185 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,466 I'm stuck! Help! 186 00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:12,468 Oh, please, help! 187 00:15:12,636 --> 00:15:15,430 Someone, anyone! Help me! 188 00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:19,100 The pain! I can see a bright light. A tunnel! 189 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,728 Grandma? Is that you? 190 00:15:21,895 --> 00:15:23,271 Yeah, it's me, Granny. 191 00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:27,025 An ogre! Please, Mr Ogre, please don't eat me! 192 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,735 I'm not gonna eat you. 193 00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:32,196 But you are an ogre... Aren't you? 194 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:35,199 Yeah, well, I... I used to be. 195 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,785 Look, move out or get crushed. 196 00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,954 So you're not gonna eat me? 197 00:15:40,122 --> 00:15:44,959 No, thanks. I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. 198 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,338 Wait up! What's your rush? Where you going? 199 00:15:49,506 --> 00:15:50,506 Nowhere. 200 00:15:50,674 --> 00:15:53,342 What a coincidence! I was just heading that way myself. 201 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:58,014 But, seriously, let me give you a ride. I insist. 202 00:15:58,182 --> 00:16:02,560 Come on. It's the least I can do after all you've done for me. 203 00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:05,646 I got a hot rat cooking. 204 00:16:07,608 --> 00:16:11,277 All right! Can I interest you in a mudslide? Slug and tonic? 205 00:16:11,445 --> 00:16:14,405 A liquid libation to ease that frustration? 206 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:18,868 - Eyeball-tini? - Well, maybe just one. 207 00:16:19,787 --> 00:16:23,790 So the centaur says, "That's not the half I'm talking about. " 208 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,543 I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you. 209 00:16:27,711 --> 00:16:31,047 To live the life of an ogre... no worries, no responsibilities. 210 00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:33,966 You are free to pillage and terrorize as you please. 211 00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:37,428 - Free? That's a laugh. - Oh, yeah? 212 00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:43,184 Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again. 213 00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:44,477 Why didn't you say so? 214 00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:47,814 Magical transactions are my specialty! 215 00:16:47,981 --> 00:16:51,692 Great. Next to mimes, magicians are my favourite people. 216 00:16:52,653 --> 00:16:54,153 Hold on. 217 00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:57,490 "King for a Month. " "Knight for a Week. " 218 00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:02,870 Ogre for a day. 219 00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:06,541 Think about it, Shrek. To be feared and hated. 220 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:07,750 You'll be, like, "Roar!" 221 00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:11,504 And the villagers will be, like, "Get away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!" 222 00:17:11,672 --> 00:17:15,049 It would be just like the good old days, when your swamp was your castle. 223 00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:20,847 - When the world made sense. - All right, what's the catch? 224 00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:24,684 Catch? No. There's no catch. No catchings, really. 225 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,936 I mean, there's something. Small thing. Nothing. A little thing. 226 00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:30,106 All right, I knew it. So what do you want? 227 00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:32,108 - A day. - A day. 228 00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,317 Rat's done! 229 00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:38,030 To make the magic work, you gotta give something to get something. 230 00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:41,117 In this case, you gotta give a day to get a day. That's all. 231 00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:43,995 I can't just pick up and leave my family. 232 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:47,832 But that's the best part, Shrek! It's a magical contract. 233 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,834 No one will even know you're gone. 234 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:55,798 And by the time this day is up, you are gonna feel like a changed ogre. 235 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:58,759 Still, I don't know. 236 00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:02,471 Hey, no problem. Forget it, no big D. Doesn't matter. 237 00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:05,141 Do you like white meat or dark meat? 238 00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:09,395 So what day would I have to give up? 239 00:18:09,563 --> 00:18:12,440 I don't know, any day. A day from your past. 240 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,026 A day you had the flu? A day you lost a pet? 241 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,612 A day some meddling oaf stuck his nose where it didn't belong 242 00:18:17,779 --> 00:18:19,405 destroying your business and ruining your life?! 243 00:18:23,076 --> 00:18:24,535 Just for an example. 244 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,454 How about the day I met Donkey? 245 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,123 Now, there's a day I'd like to take back. 246 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,292 I don't know who that is. 247 00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:34,712 I know. What about a day you wouldn't even remember? 248 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,089 Like a day when you were a baby. 249 00:18:37,257 --> 00:18:42,511 - An innocent, mindless little baby. - Take any of those days you want. 250 00:18:42,679 --> 00:18:47,058 - Take them all for all I care. - Oh, just one will do. 251 00:18:48,435 --> 00:18:51,103 OK, good. A day from your childhood it is. 252 00:18:51,271 --> 00:18:54,899 I guess there's nothing wrong with wanting a little time for myself. 253 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,609 Just 24 tiny little hours. 254 00:18:56,777 --> 00:18:58,861 - I'm still my own ogre! - Yeah, you is! 255 00:18:59,029 --> 00:19:01,280 I never needed to ask for anyone's permission before. 256 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:04,116 So why start now? 257 00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:14,252 Go on, Shrek. 258 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:15,962 Sign it! 259 00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,506 Go on, Shrek. 260 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,175 Sign it, Shrek! Sign it! 261 00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:24,178 You signed it. 262 00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:27,139 So, tell me. What happens now? 263 00:19:27,307 --> 00:19:28,975 Have a nice day. 264 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,370 I think I fell on my keys. 265 00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,122 There are 40 children in that shoe, 266 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,833 which is why the weasel goes pop to this very day. 267 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:55,042 Oh, great. 268 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,712 As we head over the river and through the woods... 269 00:19:57,879 --> 00:19:58,921 Ogre! 270 00:20:22,404 --> 00:20:24,196 Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre! 271 00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:20,544 This is the part where you run away! 272 00:21:42,109 --> 00:21:44,610 Sure is great to be wanted again. 273 00:21:45,946 --> 00:21:47,446 Nice one. 274 00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:57,498 Fiona? 275 00:22:07,676 --> 00:22:09,176 Oh, no. 276 00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:24,817 My home. 277 00:22:26,153 --> 00:22:27,486 Fiona! 278 00:22:29,656 --> 00:22:32,491 Fiona! Are you in there?! 279 00:23:10,197 --> 00:23:12,364 All right, Rumpel! 280 00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:15,534 This wasn't part of the deal! 281 00:23:18,872 --> 00:23:20,372 Rumpel! 282 00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,812 Ogre! 283 00:23:44,898 --> 00:23:48,234 We've got another one, ladies! Get him! 284 00:23:49,778 --> 00:23:51,445 Who are you?! 285 00:23:51,613 --> 00:23:53,614 What are you doing in my swamp? 286 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,081 Looks like a troublemaker! 287 00:24:14,636 --> 00:24:15,928 Spread 'em! 288 00:24:18,139 --> 00:24:20,266 Nice job, ladies! 289 00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:32,111 You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights! 290 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:34,613 You have the right to shut your mouth! 291 00:24:54,467 --> 00:24:57,970 Donkey, stop with the singing, will you? 292 00:24:58,805 --> 00:25:00,139 Donkey! 293 00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:11,984 Donkey, where am I? What's happening? 294 00:25:12,152 --> 00:25:15,321 Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song. 295 00:25:22,037 --> 00:25:24,830 I'm driving, so I'm in charge of the music. 296 00:25:25,999 --> 00:25:28,834 Will you witches make up your mind? 297 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,221 Donkey? What's going on? Do you know where Fiona is? 298 00:25:41,848 --> 00:25:44,558 Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me in trouble and I need this job. 299 00:25:44,726 --> 00:25:46,393 I am not going back to work for Old MacDonald. 300 00:25:46,561 --> 00:25:49,355 Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. "E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said. 301 00:25:49,522 --> 00:25:53,233 Where are my babies? And where's your wife, Dragon? 302 00:25:53,401 --> 00:25:56,236 Look, I think you have me confused with some other talking donkey. 303 00:25:56,404 --> 00:25:57,780 I've never seen you before in my life. 304 00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,532 Never seen me before? Come on, Donkey! 305 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,868 And how do you know my name anyway? 306 00:26:03,036 --> 00:26:05,913 It's me, Shrek. Your best friend? 307 00:26:06,581 --> 00:26:07,998 A donkey and an ogre friends? 308 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:10,417 That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! 309 00:26:13,254 --> 00:26:15,756 Can you at least tell me where they're taking me? 310 00:26:15,924 --> 00:26:19,093 To the same place they take every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin. 311 00:26:19,886 --> 00:26:22,971 - Stiltskin! - I said quiet! 312 00:26:30,397 --> 00:26:33,107 Oh, no. 313 00:26:44,411 --> 00:26:47,079 It's time to crumble! 314 00:26:47,247 --> 00:26:51,583 Place your bets! Place your bets! We start tout de suite! 315 00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:52,793 Yeah! 316 00:26:55,922 --> 00:26:57,297 Gingy? 317 00:27:01,261 --> 00:27:03,095 Gingy snap! 318 00:27:05,682 --> 00:27:06,724 There's one! 319 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:08,600 Disgusting, filthy ogre! 320 00:27:09,269 --> 00:27:10,519 Hideous monster! 321 00:27:10,687 --> 00:27:12,312 Filthy, filthy creature! 322 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,773 Disgusting creature! 323 00:27:40,842 --> 00:27:42,551 Move it! 324 00:27:59,652 --> 00:28:02,404 Don't worry, Donkey. I'll get us our lives back. 325 00:28:02,572 --> 00:28:05,741 Yeah, right. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy! 326 00:28:42,862 --> 00:28:44,696 Mr Stiltskin? 327 00:28:46,741 --> 00:28:48,867 You got another customer. 328 00:28:49,244 --> 00:28:51,745 - Wolfie! - Yes, Mr Stiltskin. 329 00:28:51,913 --> 00:28:53,747 Bring me my business wig. 330 00:28:53,915 --> 00:28:56,124 Mr Stiltskin, please! 331 00:28:59,045 --> 00:29:01,505 - OK, go. - Please make me a real boy! 332 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:05,050 Go away! Terms are in the details, balsa boy. 333 00:29:05,218 --> 00:29:07,970 Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne! 334 00:29:08,555 --> 00:29:09,888 Stiltskin! 335 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:12,349 Shrek! 336 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,769 There he is! 337 00:29:16,771 --> 00:29:18,188 So close! 338 00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:21,900 Have I been waiting for you! 339 00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:25,279 Ladies, this is the guy 340 00:29:25,446 --> 00:29:28,824 that made all of this possible! 341 00:29:29,909 --> 00:29:32,452 So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day? 342 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:35,747 All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done? 343 00:29:35,915 --> 00:29:39,084 No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what you've done. 344 00:29:39,252 --> 00:29:43,046 Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me. 345 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:44,631 They would never do that. 346 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:49,428 They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. 347 00:29:50,930 --> 00:29:53,265 And then they disappeared! 348 00:30:02,609 --> 00:30:03,984 They would have done anything 349 00:30:04,152 --> 00:30:06,278 if they thought it would end their daughter's curse. 350 00:30:06,446 --> 00:30:08,822 I ended Fiona's curse! 351 00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:12,326 How could you when you never existed? 352 00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:15,495 You better start making sense, you dirty little man! 353 00:30:15,663 --> 00:30:17,956 Here, let me spell it out for you! 354 00:30:18,124 --> 00:30:22,461 You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. 355 00:30:22,629 --> 00:30:26,840 A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. 356 00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:32,054 You took the day I was born. 357 00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:35,223 No, Shrek. You gave it to me. 358 00:30:35,391 --> 00:30:38,936 Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up... 359 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,813 But you haven't heard the best part. 360 00:30:41,981 --> 00:30:47,694 Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you. 361 00:30:51,741 --> 00:30:53,367 Where's Fiona? 362 00:30:54,077 --> 00:30:55,285 Where's my family? 363 00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:58,664 Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? 364 00:30:58,831 --> 00:31:01,375 You see, you were never born. 365 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,669 You never met Fiona. 366 00:31:03,836 --> 00:31:07,422 Your kids don't exist. 367 00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:13,512 How's that for a metaphysical paradox? 368 00:31:15,348 --> 00:31:17,766 Looks like you got exactly what you wanted! 369 00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:22,020 - Happy Ogre Day! - Rumpel! 370 00:31:24,023 --> 00:31:25,315 Get him, witches! 371 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:39,079 You know what'd help morale around here? Flip-flop Fridays. 372 00:31:39,247 --> 00:31:41,915 Feet be comfortable with the breeze on your toes. 373 00:31:48,923 --> 00:31:50,590 Come on, girls! 374 00:32:01,227 --> 00:32:04,938 Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! Do it! 375 00:32:07,734 --> 00:32:09,359 I'll be right back, Donkey! 376 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:12,946 I don't know you! I don't know him! 377 00:32:32,425 --> 00:32:34,426 I'm glad I'm not you. 378 00:32:39,098 --> 00:32:40,432 Help me! Help! 379 00:32:41,642 --> 00:32:42,642 Help! 380 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:52,652 No, not my pretty ball! 381 00:32:57,116 --> 00:32:58,950 Watch out! 382 00:33:11,172 --> 00:33:12,130 Wolfie? 383 00:33:12,298 --> 00:33:14,633 My angry wig. 384 00:33:23,184 --> 00:33:26,645 Help! I've been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre! 385 00:33:26,813 --> 00:33:28,230 Donkey! Get off of me! 386 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:31,316 Watch it with your pointy hooves! 387 00:33:38,366 --> 00:33:39,991 - Just take my wallet! - Hey! 388 00:33:40,159 --> 00:33:42,160 I'm being ass-napped! 389 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:43,954 Animal cruelty! Help! 390 00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:46,206 You need to calm down! 391 00:33:46,374 --> 00:33:47,541 I'm your friend. 392 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,377 I'm not gonna hurt you, all right? 393 00:33:51,337 --> 00:33:53,213 Good. I'm gonna let go... 394 00:33:53,381 --> 00:33:55,841 ...right... now. 395 00:33:56,008 --> 00:33:58,552 Please! Eat my face last! Send my hooves to my mama! 396 00:33:58,719 --> 00:34:01,179 Donkey! You've got to trust me. 397 00:34:01,347 --> 00:34:03,932 - Why should I trust you? - Because... 398 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,184 Because... 399 00:34:09,856 --> 00:34:11,189 OK. 400 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:53,273 Fine! Go ahead! Run away! Who needs you? 401 00:35:26,807 --> 00:35:29,476 I've never seen an ogre cry. 402 00:35:34,982 --> 00:35:36,691 I'm not crying. 403 00:35:36,859 --> 00:35:38,902 It's nothing to be ashamed of. I cry all the time. 404 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,988 Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens, 405 00:35:42,156 --> 00:35:46,493 or my grandma kissing a baby kitten, or a little baby grandma kitten. 406 00:35:47,828 --> 00:35:50,789 - That is so darn sad. - I said, I'm not crying! 407 00:35:50,957 --> 00:35:52,832 Take it easy, I'm only trying to help. 408 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,834 It's none of my business why you're upset. 409 00:35:55,836 --> 00:35:57,170 By the way, why are you upset? 410 00:35:57,338 --> 00:36:00,215 I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have. 411 00:36:00,383 --> 00:36:02,676 You signed up for one of them time-shares, huh? 412 00:36:02,843 --> 00:36:05,512 No. I signed this. 413 00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:08,682 You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin! 414 00:36:08,849 --> 00:36:10,183 Yeah, I got that. 415 00:36:10,351 --> 00:36:12,352 - His fine print is crafty. - I know. 416 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,854 - His exit clauses are sneaky. - Yeah, I... 417 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:18,149 - What did you say? - I'm talking about the exit clause. 418 00:36:18,317 --> 00:36:19,484 Used to be, you had to guess his name, 419 00:36:19,652 --> 00:36:21,569 but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is. 420 00:36:21,737 --> 00:36:23,363 Donkey, I've read the fine print. 421 00:36:23,531 --> 00:36:25,865 There's nothing about an exit clause in here. 422 00:36:26,033 --> 00:36:27,951 Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you. 423 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,370 Here, let me show you how it's done. 424 00:36:30,538 --> 00:36:32,038 I didn't spend all that time around them witches 425 00:36:32,206 --> 00:36:33,873 without picking up a few tricks. 426 00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:36,251 Your tiny, little ogre brain couldn't begin to comprehend 427 00:36:36,419 --> 00:36:38,712 the complexity of my polygonic foldability skills. 428 00:36:38,879 --> 00:36:40,130 What are you doing? 429 00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:43,383 Hey, I can't get my origami on unless you back off. 430 00:36:43,551 --> 00:36:46,845 Thank you. OK, here's what you gotta do. You fold this piece here, 431 00:36:47,013 --> 00:36:49,389 make this letter match up here, bring this corner here, 432 00:36:49,557 --> 00:36:53,727 and if you do it just right, it will show you what to do. There! 433 00:36:53,894 --> 00:36:56,229 "Try Lou's Bliss. " 434 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:00,275 Who's Lou? 435 00:37:00,443 --> 00:37:02,235 Give me that! 436 00:37:07,575 --> 00:37:09,617 "True Love's Kiss. " 437 00:37:11,912 --> 00:37:14,414 You have to take me to dinner first. 438 00:37:15,249 --> 00:37:18,418 "According to fairy tale law, if not fully satisfied, 439 00:37:18,586 --> 00:37:22,088 true love's kiss will render this contract null and void. " 440 00:37:22,256 --> 00:37:25,759 Donkey, you did it! Look at you! 441 00:37:25,926 --> 00:37:30,722 If Fiona and I share true love's kiss, I will get my life back! 442 00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:33,808 OK! This isn't a petting zoo! So where is this Fiona? 443 00:37:35,436 --> 00:37:36,895 Well, that's just it, you see. 444 00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:38,938 I don't know. 445 00:37:39,106 --> 00:37:41,274 You know, when I lose something, I always try to retrace my steps. 446 00:37:41,442 --> 00:37:43,777 So... where did you leave her last? 447 00:37:44,445 --> 00:37:46,613 The last time I saw her, 448 00:37:46,781 --> 00:37:49,449 I told her I wished I'd never rescued her. 449 00:37:51,452 --> 00:37:54,579 - Oh, no. - Shrek? 450 00:37:54,747 --> 00:37:57,332 Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek! 451 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,626 What, are you crazy? That's the Dragon's Keep! 452 00:37:59,794 --> 00:38:01,711 They keep dragons in there! 453 00:38:03,589 --> 00:38:05,006 OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead! 454 00:38:05,174 --> 00:38:08,093 I'm gonna just hang back here and find us some breakfast! 455 00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:20,146 Fiona! 456 00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:57,016 Oh, no. 457 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:10,238 If I didn't save Fiona... 458 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,909 ...then who did? 459 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:30,258 This is the favour Fiona was supposed to give me on the day we met. 460 00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:33,928 It's a symbol of our love. 461 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:35,889 Now smell it! 462 00:39:36,056 --> 00:39:37,932 Hey, man, get that dirty favour out of my face! 463 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:41,644 Your nose is the only chance I have of tracking down my wife, 464 00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:44,397 so stop complaining and start smelling. 465 00:39:44,565 --> 00:39:46,024 Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl! 466 00:39:46,192 --> 00:39:47,901 Do I look like a bloodhound to you? 467 00:39:48,068 --> 00:39:50,487 In case you haven't noticed, I'm a donkey, not a dog! 468 00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:53,406 If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog, not Donkey! 469 00:39:53,574 --> 00:39:54,949 And another thing... 470 00:39:55,951 --> 00:39:57,410 Wait a minute. 471 00:39:58,078 --> 00:39:59,496 I think I got something. 472 00:40:00,122 --> 00:40:02,415 - Whatever it is, it's sweet. - Fiona. 473 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:04,209 Luscious and tasty. 474 00:40:04,376 --> 00:40:06,920 Hey! That's my wife you're talking about. 475 00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:09,589 Donkey! 476 00:40:13,594 --> 00:40:15,678 Yeah! Waffles! 477 00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:18,806 And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story. 478 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:22,936 Sticky stacks of golden, syrupy deliciousness! 479 00:40:23,103 --> 00:40:25,271 Donkey! Don't eat that! 480 00:40:25,439 --> 00:40:29,567 There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. 481 00:40:29,735 --> 00:40:31,611 Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious? 482 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:34,531 Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...? 483 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,658 Bad Donkey! Mustn't. 484 00:40:36,825 --> 00:40:40,870 I said, don't! Don't! No! Get away from it. 485 00:40:41,789 --> 00:40:42,830 You did. 486 00:40:49,964 --> 00:40:51,089 Look out! 487 00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:55,218 Donkey! 488 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,804 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 489 00:40:59,974 --> 00:41:01,057 Donkey. 490 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,144 Help! Help me! 491 00:41:05,312 --> 00:41:08,064 Help, Shrek! Help! 492 00:41:31,839 --> 00:41:33,047 Watch your head. 493 00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:34,591 Hey, it's a new guy! 494 00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:36,884 Look at him, all dressed up in his Sunday vest. 495 00:41:37,052 --> 00:41:38,803 He's really tiny, isn't he? 496 00:41:38,971 --> 00:41:41,055 Yeah. Fate has delivered us a comrade-in-arms 497 00:41:41,223 --> 00:41:42,849 and for that, we are thankful. Suit him up! 498 00:41:43,017 --> 00:41:44,976 - Let's go, greenie. - Now, wait a minute! 499 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,774 - Hey! - Here you go. 500 00:41:57,072 --> 00:41:59,866 - Welcome to the resistance. - Resistance? 501 00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:03,620 We fight for freedom and ogres everywhere! 502 00:42:13,088 --> 00:42:14,714 I didn't know we could do that. 503 00:42:14,882 --> 00:42:17,383 Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange! 504 00:42:17,551 --> 00:42:22,013 - I'm poisonous! I'm all poi... - I'll take him! This order's to go. 505 00:42:22,181 --> 00:42:24,599 Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet. 506 00:42:24,767 --> 00:42:26,934 Trust me, you don't want to eat this one. 507 00:42:27,102 --> 00:42:29,145 I go down smooth, but come out fighting! 508 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:31,397 - Let go! - Don't make Mama mad. 509 00:42:31,565 --> 00:42:32,649 Your dinner is my friend! 510 00:42:32,816 --> 00:42:34,942 - Come on, guys! - I got to get the giblets out! 511 00:42:35,110 --> 00:42:37,111 - She's back. - There she is. 512 00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:56,047 Fiona! 513 00:42:58,175 --> 00:43:00,259 I'm so happy I found you! 514 00:43:08,435 --> 00:43:09,811 Maybe you missed orientation, 515 00:43:09,978 --> 00:43:13,481 but for future reference, personal space is very important to me. 516 00:43:14,775 --> 00:43:16,609 You don't know who I am, do you? 517 00:43:16,777 --> 00:43:18,277 No. 518 00:43:18,445 --> 00:43:20,446 Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away. 519 00:43:20,614 --> 00:43:22,782 Gather the others and meet me in the war room. 520 00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:25,451 Gretched, make sure everyone is prepared to move out tonight. 521 00:43:25,619 --> 00:43:27,578 - I need to talk to you. - What is it? 522 00:43:27,746 --> 00:43:32,291 OK, I know you don't remember me, but... 523 00:43:32,459 --> 00:43:34,544 ...we're married. Hear me out. 524 00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:37,463 And at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, 525 00:43:37,631 --> 00:43:39,048 the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks, 526 00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:41,259 and this boy kept saying, "Do the roar. " 527 00:43:41,427 --> 00:43:43,845 Then I punched the cakes that the pigs ate and the next thing I knew, 528 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:46,347 my donkey fell in your waffle hole. 529 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:51,394 Right? Who's with me? 530 00:43:53,147 --> 00:43:55,773 I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought. 531 00:43:55,941 --> 00:43:58,151 Fiona, I need to... 532 00:43:59,653 --> 00:44:02,155 Witches! All right, everyone, you know the drill! 533 00:44:02,322 --> 00:44:04,157 - Fiona! - Witches! Oh, no! 534 00:44:04,324 --> 00:44:06,409 - Witches! Witches! - Come on, now. 535 00:44:35,314 --> 00:44:38,107 Fiona, that's the third patrol today. We can't hide forever. 536 00:44:38,275 --> 00:44:41,861 Trust me, Brogan. After tonight, we won't have to. 537 00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:46,616 - That's your wife? - That's my wife. 538 00:44:47,034 --> 00:44:50,077 Well, I see who wears the chain mail in your family! 539 00:44:53,248 --> 00:44:58,252 Some people like to look at the goblet as... as half empty. 540 00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:02,423 Me, I like to look at it as half full. 541 00:45:03,258 --> 00:45:06,385 We've gone from the bottom to the top, ladies. 542 00:45:06,553 --> 00:45:09,680 But we're not just an empire. 543 00:45:10,224 --> 00:45:11,474 We're a family. 544 00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:16,229 Everyone has got their cupcake? Cupcake, cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba? 545 00:45:16,396 --> 00:45:17,396 Good. 546 00:45:17,564 --> 00:45:20,775 Yeah, you know, we have put away a lot of ogres. 547 00:45:20,943 --> 00:45:25,112 And so one got away. Who cares? It's not a big deal. 548 00:45:25,614 --> 00:45:27,698 It doesn't matter to me. 549 00:45:27,866 --> 00:45:30,618 It's not like it's the end of the world. 550 00:45:31,787 --> 00:45:34,705 Except... funny thing. 551 00:45:34,873 --> 00:45:38,376 Now that I think about it, the ogre who got away is Shrek! 552 00:45:38,544 --> 00:45:41,379 And if he shares a kiss with Fiona by sunrise, 553 00:45:41,547 --> 00:45:44,715 it is the end of the world! Our world! 554 00:45:44,883 --> 00:45:46,759 My empire! 555 00:45:50,305 --> 00:45:52,765 But, as I was saying, 556 00:45:52,933 --> 00:45:56,978 I like to look at the goblet as half full. 557 00:45:58,438 --> 00:46:00,439 Yelling makes me so parched. 558 00:46:00,607 --> 00:46:04,443 Would anyone care for some water? Wet your whistle? 559 00:46:04,611 --> 00:46:07,488 A clear, crisp, delicious glass... 560 00:46:07,656 --> 00:46:10,825 ...of agua purificada? 561 00:46:10,993 --> 00:46:13,327 Anybody's thirsty? Nobody's thirsty? No? 562 00:46:14,329 --> 00:46:16,330 Well, then does anyone care to tell me 563 00:46:16,498 --> 00:46:19,125 what it's going to take to get this ogre? You. 564 00:46:19,293 --> 00:46:20,418 Faster brooms? 565 00:46:20,586 --> 00:46:22,169 - No! - Pointier hats? 566 00:46:22,337 --> 00:46:23,963 - No! You! - Maybe we could hire 567 00:46:24,131 --> 00:46:25,840 a professional bounty hunter? 568 00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:29,844 What a world! What a world! 569 00:46:31,471 --> 00:46:34,390 You know, actually not a bad idea. Baba! 570 00:46:35,017 --> 00:46:36,642 I need a bounty hunter. 571 00:46:36,810 --> 00:46:39,979 And if music doth soothe the savage beast... 572 00:46:40,147 --> 00:46:43,357 ...then I think I might know just the person! 573 00:46:45,694 --> 00:46:49,947 Listen up, everyone. Word has come from Far Far Away. 574 00:46:50,115 --> 00:46:53,284 Stiltskin is leading tonight's ogre hunt himself. 575 00:46:53,452 --> 00:46:55,161 - He's never done that before. - What? Why? 576 00:46:55,329 --> 00:46:57,163 I bet that's because of us. 577 00:46:57,331 --> 00:46:59,081 If that cupcake-eating clown 578 00:46:59,249 --> 00:47:02,376 finally leaves the safety of his filthy witch nest... 579 00:47:03,045 --> 00:47:04,337 ...he'll be vulnerable. 580 00:47:04,504 --> 00:47:07,673 The plan's simple. If they follow the usual patrol route, 581 00:47:07,841 --> 00:47:09,967 they'll reach the river by midnight. 582 00:47:10,135 --> 00:47:13,638 We'll be concealed along this road, waiting for his caravan. 583 00:47:13,805 --> 00:47:17,141 Once they reach the clearing, I'll give the signal. 584 00:47:17,309 --> 00:47:19,185 And then we attack! 585 00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:28,194 And when the smoke clears... Wait, what's this? 586 00:47:28,362 --> 00:47:29,654 That's my chimichanga stand. 587 00:47:30,739 --> 00:47:32,907 No, Cookie. We won't be needing that. 588 00:47:33,075 --> 00:47:36,786 Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, OK? 589 00:47:37,704 --> 00:47:39,497 Go and finish your little speech. 590 00:47:40,248 --> 00:47:43,709 All right, as I was saying, when the smoke clears, 591 00:47:43,877 --> 00:47:47,588 Rumpelstiltskin is gone and the chimichangas have been eaten. 592 00:47:47,756 --> 00:47:50,383 Far Far Away will finally be free. 593 00:47:50,550 --> 00:47:52,301 - And so will we. - Spread the word. 594 00:47:52,469 --> 00:47:55,721 We move out as soon as Rumpel leaves the palace. 595 00:47:58,058 --> 00:48:00,267 - Man, this is serious! - Tell me about it. 596 00:48:00,435 --> 00:48:03,020 How am I ever gonna get her to kiss me before sunrise? 597 00:48:03,188 --> 00:48:04,730 Actually, I was talking about the revolution. 598 00:48:04,898 --> 00:48:06,399 Revolution? 599 00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:08,484 Why don't you just tell her what you told me? 600 00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:11,278 About how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe. 601 00:48:11,446 --> 00:48:13,239 Well, while I'm at it, why don't I tell her 602 00:48:13,407 --> 00:48:15,408 that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon 603 00:48:15,575 --> 00:48:18,619 and you have little, mutant donkey-dragon babies. 604 00:48:19,121 --> 00:48:20,287 I do?! 605 00:48:20,455 --> 00:48:23,374 You saw what happened. She's gonna think I'm crazy. 606 00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:24,750 I'm a daddy? 607 00:48:24,918 --> 00:48:28,295 You know what? If I got Fiona to kiss me once... 608 00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:32,091 ...then I can do it again. 609 00:48:32,968 --> 00:48:35,177 Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons? 610 00:48:35,345 --> 00:48:36,929 Donkey...! 611 00:48:37,097 --> 00:48:38,514 Hello? 612 00:48:39,975 --> 00:48:41,142 Fiona? 613 00:48:47,149 --> 00:48:50,234 You should not be here, senor. 614 00:48:50,402 --> 00:48:51,777 Puss? 615 00:48:57,284 --> 00:48:58,993 You've gotta be kidding me. 616 00:49:12,841 --> 00:49:15,301 Feed me, if you dare. 617 00:49:15,469 --> 00:49:18,804 Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa... 618 00:49:20,182 --> 00:49:23,184 - ... fancy. - Do I know you? 619 00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:25,936 Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? 620 00:49:26,104 --> 00:49:27,855 Your wee little boots? 621 00:49:28,023 --> 00:49:30,483 Boots? For a cat? Ha! 622 00:49:30,650 --> 00:49:33,736 But you're Puss in Boots. 623 00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:35,946 Maybe once. 624 00:49:36,114 --> 00:49:37,656 But that is a name I have outgrown. 625 00:49:37,824 --> 00:49:39,492 That's not the only thing you've outgrown. 626 00:49:39,659 --> 00:49:43,746 Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, 627 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:46,499 but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. 628 00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:49,710 I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. 629 00:49:51,338 --> 00:49:52,713 I'll get him later. 630 00:49:52,881 --> 00:49:55,299 Puss, what have I done to you? 631 00:49:55,467 --> 00:49:56,926 You've gone soft. 632 00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,889 Well, I do get brushed twice a day. 633 00:50:03,058 --> 00:50:04,683 Look, it's not too late to fix it. 634 00:50:04,851 --> 00:50:07,103 All you have to do is help me get a kiss from Fiona. 635 00:50:07,270 --> 00:50:10,397 What are you doing? Can I help you with something? 636 00:50:10,565 --> 00:50:13,526 Well, I know how stressful mounting a rebellion can be... 637 00:50:13,693 --> 00:50:15,694 ...rallying the troops, planning attacks, 638 00:50:15,862 --> 00:50:19,657 so I brought you a little something to ease the tension. 639 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,283 A gift basket? 640 00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:24,078 You're welcome. So let's see what you got. 641 00:50:24,246 --> 00:50:26,622 Heart-shaped box of slugs. 642 00:50:27,249 --> 00:50:29,708 Skunk-scented candle. 643 00:50:29,876 --> 00:50:34,255 - Look, this really isn't the... - What's this? Coupons! 644 00:50:34,422 --> 00:50:36,465 Let's see, "Good for one free foot massage. " 645 00:50:36,633 --> 00:50:38,968 "A mud facial!" Oh, and here's one... 646 00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:42,680 "Good for one free kiss. " Let's cash it now. 647 00:50:42,848 --> 00:50:44,849 Look, I don't know what this is all about, 648 00:50:45,016 --> 00:50:46,559 but I'm trying to run a revolution. 649 00:50:46,726 --> 00:50:48,936 So unless you have Rumpelstiltskin's head in there, 650 00:50:49,104 --> 00:50:51,230 I suggest you take your gift basket, 651 00:50:51,398 --> 00:50:55,109 get out of my tent and go make yourself useful! 652 00:50:55,777 --> 00:51:00,072 Wow. You're right. I am sorry. 653 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:03,284 I was just trying to be friendly. No hard feelings? 654 00:51:04,911 --> 00:51:05,953 An apologetic hug? 655 00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:08,455 And a quick kiss goodbye. 656 00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:10,958 Hey! 657 00:51:11,585 --> 00:51:13,752 Wait! Is that mistletoe I see? 658 00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:18,841 Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do they make people feel uncomfortable? 659 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:22,136 - Where'd we find that guy? - Could it be true? 660 00:51:22,304 --> 00:51:26,515 Have the years of prim and pampery made me soft? 661 00:51:26,683 --> 00:51:29,602 Don't be silly. Now who's a pretty kitty? 662 00:51:29,769 --> 00:51:31,353 I am. 663 00:51:39,154 --> 00:51:41,697 Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi. 664 00:51:42,991 --> 00:51:44,033 Honk. 665 00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:45,784 All right, Piggies, be gone! 666 00:51:45,952 --> 00:51:48,162 Don't forget to take her little potty box with you. 667 00:51:49,122 --> 00:51:51,081 This little piggy wants to go home! 668 00:51:51,249 --> 00:51:54,543 - Mr Stiltskin! He's here. - Nice. 669 00:52:08,308 --> 00:52:11,477 Pied Piper. How was your commute? 670 00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:14,647 Good. 671 00:52:14,814 --> 00:52:16,565 You call this guy a bounty hunter? 672 00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:19,610 What's he gonna do, flute those ogres a lullaby? 673 00:52:31,581 --> 00:52:33,207 OK, got it! 674 00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:36,543 Make it stop! 675 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,216 All right, that's enough. 676 00:52:45,553 --> 00:52:49,223 Looks like it's time to pay the piper. 677 00:52:51,393 --> 00:52:54,144 Griselda, seriously, it's time to pay the piper. 678 00:52:54,312 --> 00:52:57,356 Now go get my chequebook! Go! Move! Get out! 679 00:52:57,524 --> 00:52:59,525 Things are getting real sloppy around here! 680 00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:04,680 Here, now make sure they eat up! 681 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:08,242 You can't end tyranny on an empty stomach! Go on! Go! 682 00:53:08,410 --> 00:53:09,910 Din-din! 683 00:53:17,669 --> 00:53:20,546 - Come on, Donkey. - One more time, please? 684 00:53:20,714 --> 00:53:23,007 All right, but this is the last time. 685 00:53:24,592 --> 00:53:25,592 Here it comes. Look at him. 686 00:53:30,932 --> 00:53:32,766 I see you! 687 00:53:39,691 --> 00:53:41,567 That's quite a friend you've got there. 688 00:53:41,735 --> 00:53:43,861 I can see why you haven't eaten him. 689 00:53:44,029 --> 00:53:46,655 Donkey! I hate to pull you away from your adoring public, 690 00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:49,116 but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona. 691 00:53:49,284 --> 00:53:52,369 - I need your help! - Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert? 692 00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:57,207 - Where'd you get these? - Fiona's garbage. 693 00:53:57,375 --> 00:54:00,294 Just another gift from some clueless lover boy. 694 00:54:02,088 --> 00:54:03,756 That's a good one, Cookie! 695 00:54:04,758 --> 00:54:07,760 Anyone who knows Fiona knows this stuff ain't gonna work on her. 696 00:54:07,927 --> 00:54:09,428 Works on me. 697 00:54:09,596 --> 00:54:12,473 Donkey, what am I gonna do? It's like I don't even know her. 698 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,018 You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing Fiona cares about is her cause. 699 00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:19,188 - To the cause! - To the cause! 700 00:54:21,358 --> 00:54:22,524 All right! 701 00:54:45,006 --> 00:54:46,006 Hello! 702 00:54:50,011 --> 00:54:52,096 - Nice moves. - What are you doing? 703 00:54:52,263 --> 00:54:54,973 What does it look like? I'm getting ready for ambush action. 704 00:54:55,141 --> 00:54:57,810 Oh, yeah. I always like to quad my lutes 705 00:54:57,977 --> 00:55:02,147 and do some scrunches before an operational... op. 706 00:55:02,315 --> 00:55:03,357 This one taken? 707 00:55:03,525 --> 00:55:05,359 We use that to clean the toilets. 708 00:55:07,278 --> 00:55:10,406 And we use that one to clean the thing we clean the toilets with. 709 00:55:10,573 --> 00:55:11,865 I knew that. 710 00:55:12,951 --> 00:55:14,076 There you go, chief. 711 00:55:31,219 --> 00:55:33,387 Hey... Scott? 712 00:55:33,888 --> 00:55:35,722 My name is Shrek, actually. 713 00:55:35,890 --> 00:55:38,725 You're going to get yourself killed at the ambush tonight. 714 00:55:38,893 --> 00:55:42,521 I'll be fine. I think I can take care of myself... 715 00:55:43,022 --> 00:55:44,273 Well, let's see about that. 716 00:55:44,691 --> 00:55:47,151 Hey! Hey... Hey! 717 00:55:47,318 --> 00:55:48,360 What the...? 718 00:55:53,074 --> 00:55:54,408 Fiona? 719 00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:28,275 I got it. 720 00:56:28,610 --> 00:56:29,943 Give me your hand. 721 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,989 The dragon goes under the bridge, 722 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:36,408 through the loop and finally... 723 00:56:36,576 --> 00:56:38,160 Into the castle. 724 00:56:46,794 --> 00:56:48,128 Wow. 725 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:51,965 OK. Good. 726 00:56:52,592 --> 00:56:54,301 It seems like you can handle yourself. 727 00:56:54,469 --> 00:56:56,428 - But, Fiona... - Go get ready for the mission! 728 00:56:56,596 --> 00:56:59,598 - I will, but Fiona... - That's an order! 729 00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:14,112 All right, let's get those axes sharpened and weapons packed! 730 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,864 Preparation is half the battle! 731 00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:21,495 Ogre! Un momento! Un momento! 732 00:57:21,996 --> 00:57:24,540 Ogre, ogre, un momento! 733 00:57:26,167 --> 00:57:27,459 Just give me a minute. 734 00:57:27,627 --> 00:57:30,462 Look, Puss, I'm a little pressed for time. 735 00:57:30,630 --> 00:57:33,799 I am not believing what I have just witnessed. 736 00:57:33,967 --> 00:57:35,634 Back there, you and Fiona. 737 00:57:35,802 --> 00:57:38,470 There was a spark... a spark inside her heart 738 00:57:38,638 --> 00:57:40,347 I thought was long extinguished. 739 00:57:40,515 --> 00:57:44,935 It was as if, for one moment, Fiona had actually found her true love! 740 00:57:45,103 --> 00:57:48,438 I am her true love. I ended her curse. 741 00:57:49,023 --> 00:57:50,857 You know of her curse? 742 00:57:51,025 --> 00:57:54,319 By day, one way, by night another. 743 00:57:54,487 --> 00:57:57,239 This shall be the norm. 744 00:57:57,407 --> 00:58:00,909 Until you find true love's first kiss... 745 00:58:02,203 --> 00:58:06,081 ...and then take love's true form. 746 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,834 You even know the little rhyme! 747 00:58:09,002 --> 00:58:11,503 It is true! You are the one! You must prove it to her! 748 00:58:11,671 --> 00:58:13,839 - How? - Convince her! 749 00:58:14,007 --> 00:58:15,340 Go to her when she is alone 750 00:58:15,508 --> 00:58:19,177 and tell her something that only her true love would know. 751 00:58:19,345 --> 00:58:20,887 Know about what?! 752 00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:26,018 Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty! Shrek, can we keep him? 753 00:58:42,744 --> 00:58:44,578 Excuse me. Coming through! 754 00:58:44,746 --> 00:58:47,456 Pardon me, guys! Watch your back. 755 00:58:47,624 --> 00:58:50,500 Look, Donkey, the chimichanga cart! Quick! 756 00:58:50,668 --> 00:58:53,545 �ndale! After him, burro! Donkey, v�monos! 757 00:58:53,713 --> 00:58:55,839 Man, you are a cat-astrophe! 758 00:58:56,007 --> 00:58:58,383 And you are ri-donkey-lous! 759 00:59:04,265 --> 00:59:07,059 I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal. 760 00:59:12,106 --> 00:59:13,982 Secure your positions! 761 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,876 - It's quite a view from up here. - What are you doing?! 762 00:59:33,044 --> 00:59:34,086 Get back in position! 763 00:59:34,253 --> 00:59:37,339 You need to know, once and for all, who I really am. 764 00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:38,965 You are going to ruin everything! 765 00:59:39,133 --> 00:59:41,385 Ruin everything? Actually, I'm gonna fix everything... 766 00:59:41,552 --> 00:59:44,262 The ogres, Rumpel, your curse. 767 00:59:45,848 --> 00:59:47,516 How do you know about my curse?! 768 00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:52,104 OK, OK, please, Fiona... Just hear me out. 769 00:59:52,271 --> 00:59:54,815 I can explain everything. 770 00:59:58,319 --> 01:00:01,113 - Where's Fiona's signal? - What's she waiting for? 771 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,116 - He's going to get away! - No, he's not. 772 01:00:29,684 --> 01:00:33,478 Listen, I don't know who you are or how you know about my curse, 773 01:00:33,646 --> 01:00:35,522 but if any of these ogres find out I'm... 774 01:00:35,690 --> 01:00:38,942 - A beautiful princess? - That is not who I am! Not anymore. 775 01:00:39,110 --> 01:00:42,154 - Look, I know you're upset. - You don't know anything about me. 776 01:00:42,321 --> 01:00:43,989 I know everything about you. 777 01:00:44,157 --> 01:00:47,159 I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. 778 01:00:47,326 --> 01:00:49,494 - Big deal. - I know that when you sign your name, 779 01:00:49,662 --> 01:00:52,330 - you put a heart over the "I". - So what? 780 01:00:52,498 --> 01:00:54,499 I know that when you see a shooting star, 781 01:00:54,667 --> 01:00:56,668 you cross your fingers on both hands, 782 01:00:56,836 --> 01:01:00,630 squinch up your nose and you make a wish. 783 01:01:00,798 --> 01:01:03,675 I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, 784 01:01:03,843 --> 01:01:05,510 and I know that you sleep by candlelight 785 01:01:05,678 --> 01:01:07,679 because every time you close your eyes... 786 01:01:08,723 --> 01:01:11,725 ...you're afraid you're gonna wake up back in that tower. 787 01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:15,562 But, most importantly, Fiona... 788 01:01:16,564 --> 01:01:20,150 ...I know that the reason you turn human every day... 789 01:01:22,445 --> 01:01:24,529 ...is because you've never been kissed... 790 01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:27,073 ...well... 791 01:01:29,577 --> 01:01:30,744 ...by me. 792 01:01:40,296 --> 01:01:44,216 - You move fast. - It's not me doing the moving. 793 01:01:46,219 --> 01:01:48,386 - Why is this happening?! - Love? 794 01:01:48,554 --> 01:01:51,681 - No, I'm being forced to dance! - By love! 795 01:01:51,849 --> 01:01:54,601 No, I can't stop myself! 796 01:01:54,769 --> 01:01:57,604 Please! Make it stop! 797 01:01:57,772 --> 01:01:59,940 I can't control myself! 798 01:02:03,778 --> 01:02:06,905 Yeah! Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen! 799 01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:11,618 Oh, no! It's the Piper! 800 01:02:13,788 --> 01:02:17,415 I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you! 801 01:02:17,583 --> 01:02:22,003 - If you'd just let me kiss you! - What? You're insane! 802 01:02:36,936 --> 01:02:41,022 We must do something before they fandango themselves into oblivion! 803 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:44,609 - What can we do? - First, you must stop dancing! 804 01:02:44,777 --> 01:02:47,487 When somebody tooties that flutey, I got to shake my booty! 805 01:02:47,655 --> 01:02:49,281 Then it's up to me! 806 01:02:57,832 --> 01:03:01,668 Hurry! We must get them away from the music! 807 01:03:04,005 --> 01:03:07,090 Puss and Donkey to the rescue! We saved the day! 808 01:03:32,783 --> 01:03:35,285 Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue? 809 01:03:35,453 --> 01:03:36,536 Say what?! 810 01:03:37,496 --> 01:03:38,830 No. Hell... 811 01:03:41,292 --> 01:03:44,336 I don't care how big your eyes get, player, it's not going down. 812 01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:51,176 All right! 813 01:03:51,677 --> 01:03:52,677 Stop! 814 01:03:52,845 --> 01:03:55,347 - Where are you going? - To save my friends. 815 01:03:55,514 --> 01:03:58,350 - How, by getting yourself killed? - If that's what it takes. 816 01:03:58,517 --> 01:03:59,809 Puss, say something. 817 01:03:59,977 --> 01:04:01,853 - Puss? - Let me explain. 818 01:04:02,021 --> 01:04:04,147 That's how you knew so much about me. 819 01:04:04,315 --> 01:04:07,400 - Fiona, wait! Kiss me. - What? 820 01:04:07,568 --> 01:04:09,194 It's the only way to save your friends. 821 01:04:09,362 --> 01:04:10,320 Get out of my way. 822 01:04:10,488 --> 01:04:13,698 You used to believe that a single kiss could solve everything! 823 01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:44,521 I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense. 824 01:04:44,689 --> 01:04:47,315 True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything! 825 01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:49,567 Yeah, you know, that's what they told me, too. 826 01:04:49,735 --> 01:04:52,070 True love didn't get me out of that tower. 827 01:04:52,238 --> 01:04:54,948 I did. I saved myself. 828 01:04:56,117 --> 01:04:59,577 Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale. 829 01:04:59,745 --> 01:05:02,163 Fiona, don't say that. It does exist! 830 01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:03,707 How would you know? 831 01:05:03,874 --> 01:05:06,584 Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? 832 01:05:06,752 --> 01:05:09,587 Did you live all alone in a miserable tower? 833 01:05:09,755 --> 01:05:12,090 Did you cry yourself to sleep every night, 834 01:05:12,258 --> 01:05:14,843 waiting for a true love that never came?! 835 01:05:16,137 --> 01:05:19,723 But... But I'm your true love. 836 01:05:19,890 --> 01:05:23,309 Then where were you when I needed you? 837 01:05:35,156 --> 01:05:37,657 Maybe you kissed her wrong? 838 01:05:38,284 --> 01:05:39,325 No. 839 01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:41,661 The kiss didn't work... 840 01:05:42,621 --> 01:05:44,956 ...because Fiona doesn't love me. 841 01:05:51,505 --> 01:05:53,214 Don't despair, fellow ogres! 842 01:05:53,382 --> 01:05:57,635 They can put us in cages, but they can't cage our honour! 843 01:05:59,013 --> 01:06:01,931 Shrek and Fiona are together?! 844 01:06:04,018 --> 01:06:07,270 Yeah, I've heard enough of your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it! 845 01:06:07,438 --> 01:06:09,105 Wolfie! My speech wig. 846 01:06:09,273 --> 01:06:13,526 Baba! Ready my makeup. And Piper, pull my socks up. 847 01:06:15,988 --> 01:06:16,946 Tight. 848 01:06:17,114 --> 01:06:18,615 Attention, citizens. 849 01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:23,703 Please stay tuned for a message from our tyrannical dictator! 850 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:28,500 Hello, people. It is I, Rumpelstiltskin... 851 01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:30,752 ...shepherd of your dreams. 852 01:06:32,588 --> 01:06:35,548 Recently, a certain somebody 853 01:06:35,716 --> 01:06:39,052 has jeopardized our joyous lives. 854 01:06:40,012 --> 01:06:44,974 And that somebody is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek! 855 01:06:45,142 --> 01:06:47,435 That is why I come to you, dear citizens. 856 01:06:47,603 --> 01:06:50,105 For whomever brings me this ogre, 857 01:06:50,272 --> 01:06:54,567 shall receive the deal of a lifetime. 858 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:56,361 Just think of it! Total and 859 01:06:56,529 --> 01:06:58,238 - complete happiness. - Ya! 860 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:01,866 Dazzling, radiant fulfilment! All your greatest wishes. 861 01:07:02,034 --> 01:07:04,035 - Yeah! - Your wildest dreams. 862 01:07:04,203 --> 01:07:08,832 Anything you could ever want! No strings attached! 863 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,210 But hurry, this is a limited time offer. 864 01:07:12,378 --> 01:07:18,216 So light your torches, sharpen your pitchforks and get your mob on! 865 01:07:18,717 --> 01:07:21,761 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! 866 01:07:26,016 --> 01:07:28,059 Go back where you came from! 867 01:07:31,230 --> 01:07:32,856 It seems that we are safe. 868 01:07:33,023 --> 01:07:35,817 Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go. 869 01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:40,071 What's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over. 870 01:07:40,239 --> 01:07:43,241 Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now, 871 01:07:43,409 --> 01:07:45,869 but things always work themselves out in the end, you'll see. 872 01:07:46,036 --> 01:07:48,413 - I bet by this time tomorrow... - Don't you understand? 873 01:07:48,581 --> 01:07:50,248 There is no tomorrow. 874 01:07:50,416 --> 01:07:54,377 There's no day after that, and there's no day after that day after that! 875 01:07:54,545 --> 01:07:58,047 My life was perfect and I'm never going to get it back! 876 01:07:58,215 --> 01:08:01,801 If your life was so perfect, why'd you sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin? 877 01:08:01,969 --> 01:08:05,346 Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone! All right? 878 01:08:10,144 --> 01:08:11,978 I didn't know what I had. 879 01:08:14,565 --> 01:08:18,067 Surrender now! I'm taking you in! 880 01:08:18,652 --> 01:08:22,238 Don't try to fight it, ogre! The reward is mine! 881 01:08:22,406 --> 01:08:23,406 Gingy? 882 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,618 - You unhand me, green devil! - What are you doing? 883 01:08:26,785 --> 01:08:28,077 Collecting my bounty! 884 01:08:28,245 --> 01:08:30,246 - Bounty? - What are you talking about, cracker? 885 01:08:30,998 --> 01:08:33,458 Rumpelstiltskin promised the deal of a lifetime 886 01:08:33,626 --> 01:08:36,628 - for whoever could bring you in. - Deal of a lifetime? 887 01:08:36,795 --> 01:08:39,839 Where all your wishes come true. 888 01:08:41,508 --> 01:08:42,842 Wait a minute. 889 01:08:43,636 --> 01:08:46,346 - I can still fix this. - How you gonna do that? 890 01:08:46,513 --> 01:08:50,808 You know what? I'm gonna give Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants. 891 01:08:50,976 --> 01:08:53,311 OK, Gingy, tell me about this... 892 01:08:57,691 --> 01:08:59,692 Were you going to eat that? 893 01:09:01,695 --> 01:09:04,781 Not Shrek. That is not Shrek. Also not Shrek. 894 01:09:04,949 --> 01:09:08,284 That's not even an ogre, it is a troll! Nice try. 895 01:09:08,452 --> 01:09:09,452 - And that... - Roar. 896 01:09:09,620 --> 01:09:10,620 ...is just sad. 897 01:09:11,497 --> 01:09:13,373 And what is that supposed to be? 898 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:15,124 I'm just a frightened old man. 899 01:09:15,292 --> 01:09:18,211 Don't listen to him! These ogres are crafty! 900 01:09:18,379 --> 01:09:20,004 That is your father painted green. 901 01:09:20,172 --> 01:09:22,215 No, it's Shrek! Honest! 902 01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:24,801 Take them away! 903 01:09:24,969 --> 01:09:27,845 Can no one bring me Shrek?! Where is he? 904 01:09:28,013 --> 01:09:30,723 How hard can it be?! I want him! I want him! I want him! 905 01:09:31,225 --> 01:09:32,558 Stiltskin! 906 01:09:34,144 --> 01:09:35,853 I hear you're looking for me. 907 01:09:36,689 --> 01:09:38,648 All right! Finally! 908 01:09:38,816 --> 01:09:42,277 Who turned him in? Who gets the deal of a lifetime? 909 01:09:42,444 --> 01:09:44,279 - I do. - What? But... 910 01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:48,366 If I'm turning myself in, I get the deal of a lifetime. 911 01:09:51,370 --> 01:09:55,123 That means you have to give me anything I want. 912 01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:57,875 No! Only true love's kiss can break your contract! 913 01:09:58,043 --> 01:09:59,919 So if you thought you were just gonna... 914 01:10:00,963 --> 01:10:05,216 - ... in here and get your life back... - I'm not here to get my life back. 915 01:10:05,759 --> 01:10:08,177 Then what do you want? 916 01:10:18,939 --> 01:10:21,441 The ogres. They are all free. 917 01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:23,109 But where is Shrek? 918 01:10:28,282 --> 01:10:30,616 This is not good. 919 01:10:31,744 --> 01:10:35,246 I don't know. Not much of a storybook ending. 920 01:10:35,414 --> 01:10:41,252 The noble Shrek turns himself in to save a bunch of filthy ogres. 921 01:10:41,795 --> 01:10:44,464 All that matters is that they're free... 922 01:10:44,965 --> 01:10:46,966 ...and Fiona is safe. 923 01:10:48,469 --> 01:10:51,429 I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that. 924 01:10:52,097 --> 01:10:53,389 But, hey... 925 01:10:53,557 --> 01:10:56,476 ...I guess you can tell her yourself. 926 01:10:57,311 --> 01:10:58,770 Fiona! 927 01:11:07,154 --> 01:11:11,449 Stiltskin, we had a deal! You agreed to free all ogres! 928 01:11:11,617 --> 01:11:12,867 Oh, yeah. 929 01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:17,663 But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? 930 01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:26,464 By day, one way, by night, another. Blardy, blardy, blar. 931 01:11:28,342 --> 01:11:30,551 Nobody's smart but me! 932 01:11:38,685 --> 01:11:41,187 That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek. 933 01:11:41,980 --> 01:11:42,980 Thank you. 934 01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:46,025 No, you were right. 935 01:11:46,860 --> 01:11:48,986 I wasn't there for you. 936 01:11:49,154 --> 01:11:51,489 And not just at the Dragon's Keep, but... 937 01:11:52,825 --> 01:11:54,575 ...every day since. 938 01:11:55,536 --> 01:11:56,702 Well... 939 01:11:57,704 --> 01:11:59,330 ...you're here now. 940 01:12:02,042 --> 01:12:03,835 Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek! 941 01:12:04,002 --> 01:12:05,378 Don't be a fool, mule! 942 01:12:05,546 --> 01:12:08,047 She's right. Rumpel's palace is locked up tighter 943 01:12:08,215 --> 01:12:11,509 - than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard. - And that cupboard wasn't guarded 944 01:12:11,677 --> 01:12:14,679 by a whole bunch of mean, ugly, nasty witches. 945 01:12:14,847 --> 01:12:17,723 Hey! We can hear you! 946 01:12:18,559 --> 01:12:20,059 Sorry! 947 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,354 We must get into the palace. 948 01:12:23,522 --> 01:12:25,648 Man, Shrek and me just busted out of that place! 949 01:12:25,816 --> 01:12:27,358 But how? 950 01:12:28,569 --> 01:12:31,529 The same way we're gonna bust in. 951 01:12:35,993 --> 01:12:40,121 Yay! My new pretty ball! Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue? 952 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:41,873 I guess it'll have to do. 953 01:12:47,337 --> 01:12:52,049 Witches, finally, the moment we've all been waiting for. 954 01:12:52,217 --> 01:12:55,011 The main event of the evening! 955 01:12:55,179 --> 01:12:58,347 I present Shrek and Fiona! 956 01:13:03,437 --> 01:13:07,482 And now, to put the past behind us once and for all, 957 01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:11,402 I give you a princess's worst nightmare! 958 01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:15,156 Fiona's old flame, the keeper of the keep... 959 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:16,908 ...Dragon! 960 01:13:39,890 --> 01:13:42,183 - Donkey? - And Puss! 961 01:13:45,979 --> 01:13:47,104 In Boots! 962 01:14:17,219 --> 01:14:19,262 Get them, get them, witches! 963 01:14:21,098 --> 01:14:22,640 Incoming! 964 01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:29,230 - Donkey, woo her! - Woo who? 965 01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:30,773 Your wife! 966 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:55,965 Uh-oh. 967 01:15:01,471 --> 01:15:04,765 I'll call you! We're in love! 968 01:15:16,528 --> 01:15:17,987 Fiona, hold on! 969 01:15:19,698 --> 01:15:21,324 Hey, you! 970 01:15:50,854 --> 01:15:53,939 - Chimichangas?! - Get 'em while they're hot! 971 01:16:00,864 --> 01:16:02,073 Jump! 972 01:16:05,535 --> 01:16:06,744 Now! 973 01:16:20,801 --> 01:16:23,427 The dragon goes under the bridge! 974 01:16:24,554 --> 01:16:26,055 Through the loop! 975 01:16:26,223 --> 01:16:27,306 And finally... 976 01:16:27,474 --> 01:16:29,058 Into the castle! 977 01:16:35,732 --> 01:16:37,108 Run! 978 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,573 Foo! 979 01:16:46,410 --> 01:16:47,743 So long! 980 01:16:50,622 --> 01:16:51,747 Come on, Fifi, go! 981 01:16:51,915 --> 01:16:53,791 Go! Witches, close up the floor! 982 01:16:54,918 --> 01:16:57,545 Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap! 983 01:16:57,713 --> 01:17:01,090 Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go! 984 01:17:01,925 --> 01:17:03,259 Fifi, no! 985 01:17:08,014 --> 01:17:09,932 Victory is ours! 986 01:17:18,316 --> 01:17:21,318 Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. 987 01:17:21,486 --> 01:17:24,071 Hey, we make a pretty good team. 988 01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:26,198 You have no idea. 989 01:17:34,124 --> 01:17:35,458 Shrek? 990 01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:41,130 His day is up. His day is...! 991 01:17:41,715 --> 01:17:42,882 Shrek? 992 01:17:43,967 --> 01:17:45,634 It's all right. 993 01:17:49,181 --> 01:17:51,474 There has to be something I can do. 994 01:17:52,309 --> 01:17:55,936 You've already done everything for me, Fiona. 995 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,689 You gave me a home and a family. 996 01:17:58,857 --> 01:18:00,608 You have kids? 997 01:18:00,776 --> 01:18:02,777 We have kids. 998 01:18:02,944 --> 01:18:06,822 Fergus, Farkle and a little girl named... 999 01:18:06,990 --> 01:18:08,324 - ... Felicia. - Felicia. 1000 01:18:09,201 --> 01:18:11,994 I always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia. 1001 01:18:12,537 --> 01:18:14,205 And someday... 1002 01:18:15,874 --> 01:18:17,208 ...you will. 1003 01:18:27,886 --> 01:18:30,554 You know what the best part of today was? 1004 01:18:33,183 --> 01:18:37,353 I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again. 1005 01:19:11,263 --> 01:19:14,098 Fiona, the sunrise! 1006 01:19:14,266 --> 01:19:16,559 You're still... an ogre! 1007 01:19:19,062 --> 01:19:22,022 - True love's form. - Impossible! 1008 01:19:22,774 --> 01:19:24,441 The kiss worked. 1009 01:19:31,116 --> 01:19:32,449 What?! 1010 01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:43,294 Fifi! 1011 01:19:45,088 --> 01:19:46,422 Puss! 1012 01:19:48,758 --> 01:19:50,509 No, no, no! 1013 01:19:50,677 --> 01:19:53,762 No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait! 1014 01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:09,361 I love you, Daddy! 1015 01:20:09,529 --> 01:20:12,781 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! 1016 01:20:17,203 --> 01:20:20,414 Everybody, I have found another cake! 1017 01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:23,459 Shrek? Are you OK? 1018 01:20:29,966 --> 01:20:34,136 Fiona. I've never been better. 1019 01:20:36,306 --> 01:20:37,973 Roar! 1020 01:20:42,812 --> 01:20:45,147 Happy Birthday, Farkle. 1021 01:20:45,315 --> 01:20:47,608 Fergus, my little man! 1022 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:50,069 And Felicia, sweetheart. 1023 01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:52,488 I believe this is yours. 1024 01:20:53,865 --> 01:20:55,532 Thank you, Daddy. 1025 01:20:57,035 --> 01:20:59,536 Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about giving my babies an encore! 1026 01:20:59,704 --> 01:21:01,830 Please, se�or, let us have it! 1027 01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:16,595 - I didn't know we could do that. - That's my best friend! 1028 01:21:17,847 --> 01:21:20,015 You know, I always thought 1029 01:21:20,183 --> 01:21:22,559 that I rescued you from the Dragon's Keep. 1030 01:21:22,727 --> 01:21:24,103 You did. 1031 01:21:24,270 --> 01:21:27,856 No. It was you that rescued me. 1032 01:22:58,948 --> 01:23:00,282 Yummy! 77713

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