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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,721 --> 00:00:48,951 Allegra! 2 00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:58,740 How...how do you know her? 3 00:00:58,241 --> 00:00:59,390 That's my girlfriend! 4 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:02,857 Your what?! 5 00:01:03,581 --> 00:01:05,931 There are two kinds of people in the world... 6 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,812 the kind who feel with their hearts, 7 00:01:07,881 --> 00:01:10,970 and the kind who feel with their heads. 8 00:01:10,401 --> 00:01:13,718 I was the head-feeling kind, that's how I got into this mess. 9 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,470 See, I was her girlfriend... 10 00:01:18,471 --> 00:01:20,597 but I was also his girlfriend. 11 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:22,130 Like everything in my life, 12 00:01:22,401 --> 00:01:24,496 it started with two things: 13 00:01:24,561 --> 00:01:27,759 opera, and me breaking someone's heart. 14 00:03:28,521 --> 00:03:31,740 This whole exoticizing of the "Orient" 15 00:03:31,741 --> 00:03:34,300 really gets on my nerves. 16 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:40,460 If the Met thinks this is worth $200 a ticket, 17 00:03:40,161 --> 00:03:42,592 they are sorely mistaken. 18 00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:49,897 Stay awake! Stay awake! 19 00:03:49,961 --> 00:03:52,959 This is Act III... I think. 20 00:04:00,681 --> 00:04:03,236 It's so great! All of us here together 21 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:05,471 enjoying opera. 22 00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:07,472 I'm so happy right now. 23 00:04:18,121 --> 00:04:19,390 It's mysoginist... 24 00:04:19,401 --> 00:04:21,439 and feminist at the same time. 25 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:22,950 That's the incredible thing about it. 26 00:04:23,461 --> 00:04:26,639 I'm not saying Puccini himself was a feminist or anything, but... 27 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,260 He certainly was not a feminist. 28 00:04:28,261 --> 00:04:30,797 That is funny, Puccini is a feminist! 29 00:04:31,327 --> 00:04:34,170 It's the tension between Turandot's 30 00:04:34,218 --> 00:04:36,800 desire to avenge the rape of her foremother, 31 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,254 and also to give in to love! 32 00:04:38,641 --> 00:04:40,232 Against her deep fears! 33 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:41,850 That's the brilliant contradiction, 34 00:04:41,851 --> 00:04:43,977 that's what makes the piece so compelling! 35 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:47,592 Allegra...need I remind you that Calàf basically rapes her? 36 00:04:47,593 --> 00:04:50,561 No, he does not rape her! 37 00:04:50,721 --> 00:04:53,189 He does not, he loves her! 38 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,716 He loves her and she cries 39 00:04:55,801 --> 00:04:57,900 for the first time. 40 00:04:57,910 --> 00:04:59,720 Rainbows, and puppy dogs, and lollypops! 41 00:04:59,721 --> 00:05:01,156 Passion! 42 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,173 You defend bad behavior more than anyone 43 00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:07,213 - I've ever met in my life. - Someone I know used to like my bad behavior. 44 00:05:09,321 --> 00:05:12,613 They've only been dating three months, and Nell already wants to move in with her. 45 00:05:12,681 --> 00:05:15,793 They're in love. Why are you making it sound so pathological? 46 00:05:15,861 --> 00:05:19,590 Because it's pathological to become attached to the hip after three months. 47 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:24,955 I like Vivian. She's much better than Nell's last girlfriend. 48 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:27,816 - What was her name? - Flavia. 49 00:05:27,817 --> 00:05:29,417 Flavia! 50 00:05:30,341 --> 00:05:33,174 Right, right, right. Flavia, Flavia... 51 00:05:39,101 --> 00:05:40,800 Why do you still have your coat on? 52 00:05:40,821 --> 00:05:41,970 I'm not staying. 53 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:46,258 Oh, come on sweetie! Please, let's not have this fight again. 54 00:05:46,301 --> 00:05:48,400 Allegra we have to break up. 55 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,436 - What?! - Yeah. 56 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:54,439 When was the last time we did anything together, and not end up in a fight? 57 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,500 - When we have sex. - No, aside from that! Let's face it, OK? 58 00:05:57,501 --> 00:06:01,520 I hate opera, and I have to look up half the words that you use, and... 59 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:03,730 I'm...not a lesbian. 60 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,935 - OK, I just have to tell you one thing. - What? 61 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,714 - I have a boyfriend. - What? 62 00:06:09,881 --> 00:06:11,841 - Yeah, I have a boyfriend. - I don't care. 63 00:06:12,401 --> 00:06:14,880 I can't believe you want to break up over some stupid little detail 64 00:06:14,881 --> 00:06:17,119 like who's a lesbian and who isn't! 65 00:06:17,555 --> 00:06:19,638 - I saw Jeff. - What? 66 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:23,139 Alriiiiiight! I win that one buddy! 67 00:06:23,361 --> 00:06:26,259 He's going to Saint Barts on business and he wants me to go with him. 68 00:06:26,321 --> 00:06:28,489 Noone goes to Saint Barts on business, Sam. 69 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:31,665 He loves me. 70 00:06:33,104 --> 00:06:34,111 Are you saying that... 71 00:06:34,181 --> 00:06:36,180 - You sure you'll use that? - It's mine. 72 00:06:36,181 --> 00:06:37,700 You're saying that I don't love you? 73 00:06:37,861 --> 00:06:39,772 Well, you know, if you do you haven't said so. 74 00:06:42,124 --> 00:06:44,236 She's right. I haven't said "I love you", 75 00:06:44,341 --> 00:06:46,816 but I have a perfectly logical explanation for it. 76 00:06:47,769 --> 00:06:48,885 I'm only... 77 00:06:49,381 --> 00:06:52,259 I'm still getting to know you. 78 00:06:53,381 --> 00:06:54,994 It's only been nine months! 79 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:57,780 You can't just love a person out of the blue. 80 00:06:57,941 --> 00:07:01,141 You know what your problem is? You're conflicted. Excuse me. 81 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,328 I'm conf...you...you want to be Jeff's girlfriend 82 00:07:04,504 --> 00:07:06,347 who occasionally sleeps with lesbians, 83 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:07,979 and you call me conflicted? 84 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:10,991 I would hardly call being with you day and night 85 00:07:11,581 --> 00:07:13,676 for six months...ocassional. 86 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,939 Look. Is it the lesbian thing? Or is it me? Or what? 87 00:07:22,101 --> 00:07:23,136 Can you shut the door, please? 88 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:25,715 - I wanna know. - I've already told you. 89 00:07:25,781 --> 00:07:26,970 Tell her again. 90 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,110 Allegra...I'm not a lesbian 91 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,456 and you're not the right woman for me anyway. 92 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:46,521 Doesn't anyone realize that love is a smoke screen 93 00:07:46,581 --> 00:07:49,970 to keep us from facing the real issues of the world? 94 00:07:49,161 --> 00:07:51,252 Global warming, poverty, famine, 95 00:07:51,261 --> 00:07:55,215 floods, tornadoes, tsunamis, real estate development...gated communities? 96 00:07:55,281 --> 00:07:58,119 Studies show that being in a long-term committed 97 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,150 relationship is good for you! 98 00:08:00,861 --> 00:08:03,250 It can even make you live longer. 99 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,918 Who wants to live longer? 100 00:08:11,461 --> 00:08:13,292 I hate being alone. 101 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:16,737 I'm not the kind of person who should be by herself! 102 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:18,892 I was made to be in a relationship. 103 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:20,255 I'm smart... 104 00:08:20,421 --> 00:08:21,774 attractive... 105 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:23,932 I published a novel once! 106 00:08:24,781 --> 00:08:26,772 I have a rent stabilized apartment! 107 00:08:28,101 --> 00:08:31,457 I'm narcissistic, passive aggressive, 108 00:08:31,621 --> 00:08:33,134 self absorbed, 109 00:08:33,461 --> 00:08:35,179 and incapable of connecting. 110 00:08:35,341 --> 00:08:36,570 That's it. 111 00:08:36,221 --> 00:08:37,415 From now on, 112 00:08:37,581 --> 00:08:39,572 I'm just gonna be by myself. 113 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:12,140 The woman voted Republican, that's when you should have been worried. 114 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:13,739 I saw it as a challenge. 115 00:09:13,941 --> 00:09:16,498 You always go for all the straight girls, except for me of course. 116 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,860 How come you never made a pass at me? 117 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:19,990 You're right, we're too close. 118 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:22,400 It would be weird, we've been best friends for so long, right? 119 00:09:22,401 --> 00:09:24,501 We love each other enough as it is, don't you think? 120 00:09:24,661 --> 00:09:26,934 I really, really loved being with her. 121 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:30,774 She's smart, warm, affectionate... 122 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,810 You are gonna meet someone tonight at this party, that's what. 123 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:40,470 No. You'll meet someone, Molly. I hate parties. 124 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,530 Wear that. That looks cute. 125 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:43,338 You like it? I think it makes me look a little fat... 126 00:09:43,941 --> 00:09:47,292 Female opression is showing, but aside from that...you look good. 127 00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:50,930 Allegra, it's time to reinvent yourself, sweetie. 128 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:54,170 I need to get some food. I need some chocolate. 129 00:09:54,181 --> 00:09:56,411 No, don't binge now! 130 00:09:56,581 --> 00:09:58,247 Wait for the party! 131 00:09:58,661 --> 00:10:00,299 Just wait, I'm almost read... 132 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,213 That does look kinda cute, I think. 133 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:53,920 God! This is fantastic, isn't it? 134 00:10:53,161 --> 00:10:54,350 This kind of view? 135 00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:57,680 It makes you fall in love with the city all over again. 136 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,778 You think so? Makes me wanna jump. 137 00:11:01,651 --> 00:11:03,479 Maybe you should take your sunglasses off. 138 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:06,914 - I can't, I'm blind. - No, you're not. 139 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:09,866 You're not blind! 140 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:12,934 Hi, Philip Russell. 141 00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:17,954 Allegra Castiglione. 142 00:11:18,941 --> 00:11:20,969 Allegra Castiglione, the writer. 143 00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:22,570 A writer. 144 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:23,958 "Stuy Town Trouble." 145 00:11:24,621 --> 00:11:26,737 I remember when your book came out. 146 00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:30,862 You were nominated for a national book award, right? 147 00:11:31,501 --> 00:11:34,500 Actually, it was the Book Critic Circle Award. 148 00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:36,479 Oh, great book! 149 00:11:36,901 --> 00:11:39,170 - You read it? - Yeah, of course I read it. 150 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:43,174 That part about taking a boat down the Bosporus at night, right? 151 00:11:43,381 --> 00:11:46,141 And the death scene. Oh yeah, it was just great. 152 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,300 Sure you didn't just read it 'cause of the photo they put on the back cover? 153 00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:52,292 Cause now you can see I don't look like that... 154 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,700 That was a moment of youthful pulchritude, 155 00:11:55,861 --> 00:11:58,216 that is long since passed. 156 00:11:58,541 --> 00:12:00,213 Youthful pulchritude? 157 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:03,900 Don't ask me what pulchritude means. 158 00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,580 Pulchritude means beauty, 159 00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:08,180 and, no, I was gonna ask what youthful means. 160 00:12:08,181 --> 00:12:10,897 You seem pretty youthful to me. 161 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:13,969 That's only because I've had the same hairstyle since I was eleven. 162 00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:15,660 Hey, you're still here! 163 00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:18,255 I thought you were going to jump... This is um... 164 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,732 He wrote that book, you know... 165 00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:22,860 "Ancient Bargain." Greg Sheinman. 166 00:12:22,861 --> 00:12:24,892 - Oh, of course! Philip Russell. - Hi, Phil. 167 00:12:25,381 --> 00:12:29,260 Let's get out of this "nerdness", and find a real party somewhere? 168 00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:33,439 -No, I don't wanna go, Molly. - Yeah, you do...yeah you do! 169 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:36,560 You come too, glasses tweedy boy. 170 00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:54,738 Molly always falls for married men. 171 00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:57,616 My last lover left me for a man... 172 00:12:59,341 --> 00:13:00,490 Her old boyfriend... 173 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:02,256 Jeff. 174 00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:07,297 Probably they're gonna get married, too. 175 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:11,131 Marriage makes me sick to my stomach, makes me wanna... 176 00:13:12,141 --> 00:13:12,812 throw up. 177 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,377 Well, it's a stubborn institution, like capitalism. 178 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,414 Are you a capitalist? 179 00:13:21,741 --> 00:13:23,572 I'm an assistant professor at Columbia 180 00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:25,930 finishing my dissertation. 181 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:28,859 So, you're a socialist? 182 00:13:31,581 --> 00:13:33,468 I don't think there are any socialists anymore. 183 00:13:35,661 --> 00:13:37,140 Do you like opera? 184 00:13:41,461 --> 00:13:43,600 Very much...actually, yes. 185 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,160 - Really? - Aha. 186 00:13:44,181 --> 00:13:46,172 You're attractive, you know that? 187 00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:50,260 Pulchritudeness? 188 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:53,258 Are you flirting with me? 189 00:13:55,741 --> 00:13:56,976 Are you flirting with me? 190 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,928 Flirting? Me? 191 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,401 What do you think I am? 192 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:03,930 You're a man. 193 00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:05,770 I'm a lesbian. 194 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:11,578 You just read my book, that's all. 195 00:14:11,741 --> 00:14:14,733 You and about...ten other people, 196 00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:16,853 all of them with the same last name. 197 00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:19,300 How about a cab? 198 00:14:21,621 --> 00:14:22,849 What subject? 199 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,451 Philosophy. 200 00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:27,332 - What? - So sad! 201 00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:29,775 A romantic... 202 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:31,340 Yeah, let's go. Alright. 203 00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:37,434 Don't you have to be anywhere? 204 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:41,488 - No. Not tonight, not really. - Great. 205 00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:43,812 Why don't you come home with me? 206 00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:46,740 I haven't been with a man in years. 207 00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:49,290 I think maybe you just go to sleep and pass out. 208 00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:50,889 No, I don't think so. 209 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,884 Don't put me in a cab! 210 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,580 I'm drunk. 211 00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:02,252 When a lesbian propositions you, you should be flattered, 212 00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:03,934 you should be overjoyed. 213 00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:07,753 Are you married or something? 214 00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:10,950 What are you gonna have, Philip? 215 00:15:10,261 --> 00:15:11,535 I think I'll have a steak, 216 00:15:11,741 --> 00:15:14,175 and...a salad, and mashed potatoes. 217 00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:15,891 That sounds good. 218 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,370 Something, yeah. 219 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:23,414 I'm gonna be sick. 220 00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:26,560 I didn't throw up on him, 221 00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:28,174 just near him, OK? 222 00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:29,250 My head hurts. 223 00:15:29,421 --> 00:15:32,618 You have a humilliation hangover. Greg's married, what a schmuck! 224 00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:34,812 I have an audition today, how do I look? 225 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:36,240 You look great. 226 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:39,558 Wait! Is Philip married? 227 00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:42,777 We talked about Kant's cathegorical imperative. 228 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,739 Uh, you did not! Kant? That sounds suspicious. 229 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:46,856 Men are dogs. 230 00:15:47,421 --> 00:15:51,209 - What are you doing today? - Obsessing over Samantha? 231 00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:52,815 No movies, no bookstores. 232 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,579 Hi. It's me again. 233 00:16:01,781 --> 00:16:02,896 Ticket for one. 234 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,131 Cute blonde in there. Same movie. 235 00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:06,780 Oh, please... 236 00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:20,653 I told you she was cute. 237 00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:23,776 Are you OK? 238 00:16:25,181 --> 00:16:26,819 God, that was really sad! 239 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:29,571 It was called "Holiday", for God's sakes! 240 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:30,531 Totally sad. 241 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,940 - You want a tissue? - Sure. 242 00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:35,374 Sentimentalists! 243 00:16:37,261 --> 00:16:39,855 I always cry at old movies, even when they're funny. 244 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,489 - Anything in black and white, I'm a goner. - Me too. 245 00:16:43,221 --> 00:16:45,595 You know Katherine Hepburn was considered box-office poison 246 00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:46,870 when this film came out? 247 00:16:47,421 --> 00:16:48,376 Really? 248 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,339 - And "Bringing Up Baby" was a flop. - It was? 249 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,940 I love that movie! 250 00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:57,281 I don't know why I'm looking at my watch. 251 00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:59,182 I don't have anywhere to be. 252 00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:01,827 I think your watch is wrong. 253 00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:04,813 It says 10 AM and it's about 4 PM right now. 254 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,540 See, that's the other thing. 255 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,892 This watch doesn't even work. 256 00:17:10,181 --> 00:17:12,490 That's another reason why I don't know why I'm looking at it! 257 00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:16,616 Do you wanna get like, some coffee or something? 258 00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:19,378 Sure! I'd love to. 259 00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:24,532 - I'm Grace, by the way. - Allegra. 260 00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:25,651 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 261 00:17:28,301 --> 00:17:30,756 You don't seem like an investment banker. 262 00:17:30,861 --> 00:17:33,250 You're not even wearing a watch that works... 263 00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:39,540 But, do you know about Kaldor's theory of circular and cumulative causation 264 00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:42,940 and its impact on the global economy? 265 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,860 - No. - Well, I do. 266 00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:48,658 But...I really wanna be a glass blower. 267 00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:51,500 A glass blower? 268 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,374 You work in what's called a hot shop, 269 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:57,350 and you have to hold these long heavy steel rods, 270 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,929 and you put them in a one billion degree oven, 271 00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:02,578 and then you wind up with this delicate little thing, like a... 272 00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:04,700 paper weight or something. 273 00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,132 You have great hands. 274 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,570 You think so? 275 00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:13,452 Gosh, thanks. I've never really noticed them before. 276 00:18:13,621 --> 00:18:16,658 I mean, I've noticed them, but not "noticed", "noticed" them. 277 00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:20,171 My boyfriend never notices things like that. 278 00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,341 I wonder if it's because we've been together for so long. 279 00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:23,842 Do you have a boyfriend? 280 00:18:24,221 --> 00:18:26,371 No, I had a girlfriend, but... 281 00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:31,471 She...she walked out on me last week. 282 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:33,519 Are you in love with her? 283 00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:36,461 I thought so, but I didn't say so... 284 00:18:36,621 --> 00:18:38,446 of course, she didn't think so. 285 00:18:42,141 --> 00:18:44,800 People who break up with me usually are 286 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:46,200 in my life-long devotion. 287 00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:50,513 Are you flirting with me? 288 00:18:52,461 --> 00:18:54,736 I don't know, probably. I don't know... 289 00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:57,531 I don't meant to, though. I'm sorry. 290 00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,919 Sorry, that was... 291 00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:01,928 a dumb question. 292 00:19:09,661 --> 00:19:12,414 I'm at the studio almost every night... 293 00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:15,580 - the glass studio. - Yeah. 294 00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:21,694 Sorry about your girlfriend. Call me, OK? 295 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,810 OK, bye. Thanks. 296 00:19:45,621 --> 00:19:47,532 Please leave a message. 297 00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:49,373 Samantha? Hi. 298 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:50,894 It's me... 299 00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:52,731 You're 300 00:19:53,621 --> 00:19:57,110 in Saint Barts probably, frolicking somewhere. 301 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,334 We didn't discuss it! There's just... 302 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:07,970 Message box full. 303 00:20:07,261 --> 00:20:09,860 One more thing. If this is Allegra calling 304 00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:12,460 to tell Samantha that they didn't discuss it, 305 00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:14,373 you DID discuss it. 306 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:17,897 And, for your information, she's not frolicking. 307 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,173 - Oh, excuse me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 308 00:20:49,941 --> 00:20:52,540 - Allegra. - Yeah...Philip? 309 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,690 That's right, yeah. 310 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,419 What are you doing here? 311 00:20:55,781 --> 00:20:58,659 I finished my classes for the day. So, what about you? 312 00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:03,460 Just writing a book review, but I have to read the book first. 313 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:05,220 What a coincidence! 314 00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:08,455 Freud says there are no coincidences. 315 00:21:08,621 --> 00:21:10,293 Oh, The Odyssey! 316 00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:13,533 Dante's "Inferno", very nice... 317 00:21:13,741 --> 00:21:15,254 "To the Lighthouse." 318 00:21:16,621 --> 00:21:18,771 Martha Stewart's "Entertaining". 319 00:21:19,941 --> 00:21:23,580 Philip Roth, Toni Morrison, Stanley Kunitz. 320 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,697 Philip Roth is a misogynist. 321 00:21:27,301 --> 00:21:29,895 Martha Stewart's "Entertaining"! 322 00:21:33,141 --> 00:21:35,860 I'll buy the first round if you don't tell anyone about me and Martha. 323 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:37,474 I'll buy the second if you can think of 324 00:21:37,475 --> 00:21:40,275 something more original to say about Philip Roth. 325 00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,434 - Nell's your ex, right? - Right, right. 326 00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,738 And Nina was the big one before that. I put her in the novel. 327 00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:56,414 Molly's not an ex. 328 00:21:57,541 --> 00:21:58,690 Oh God, no, no. 329 00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:00,855 Straight as a board. 330 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,174 Samantha is my most recent ex. 331 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,818 I was really close to getting close with her. 332 00:22:08,301 --> 00:22:10,974 "Close to getting close", that's not a phrase. 333 00:22:11,381 --> 00:22:14,737 The whole settling down thing, just makes me crazy. 334 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,213 Why can't people just fall in love, 335 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,855 and when it ends, it ends? 336 00:22:22,781 --> 00:22:24,453 'Cause they have feelings? 337 00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:31,000 Would you like something to happen with this man? 338 00:22:31,501 --> 00:22:32,729 He's smart, charming, 339 00:22:33,261 --> 00:22:34,489 got a nice set of hair. 340 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,690 Allegra, you're OK? 341 00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:38,870 She asks if we want some more coffee? 342 00:22:40,821 --> 00:22:42,156 Do you mind if we get the check? 343 00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:43,856 Yeah, let's go. 344 00:22:48,221 --> 00:22:52,550 So you're unresolved by your relationship to relationships, 345 00:22:52,261 --> 00:22:57,255 because being committed might result in some sort of bourgeois complacency. 346 00:22:57,256 --> 00:23:00,833 Committed! Just think about that word..."committed". 347 00:23:02,169 --> 00:23:02,959 Careful! 348 00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:04,894 I'm unresolved, so... 349 00:23:07,538 --> 00:23:11,893 Well...some people are very resolved. 350 00:23:12,610 --> 00:23:13,380 Oh yeah? Are you? 351 00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:16,733 I always thought that I was. 352 00:23:17,701 --> 00:23:19,180 Lately, I don't know. 353 00:23:19,821 --> 00:23:22,176 Maybe you need a paradigm shift. 354 00:23:22,241 --> 00:23:25,180 Not that I know how that goes, I've had the same hair style since I was eleven. 355 00:23:25,181 --> 00:23:27,412 - Yeah, you said that already. - I did? Oh... 356 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:28,980 How embarrasing! 357 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,403 Ah, well... 358 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,900 - See ya! - Yeah, OK. 359 00:23:47,246 --> 00:23:51,779 - I don't...I don't know why I did that. - I don't know why you did that. 360 00:24:15,518 --> 00:24:16,609 What is it? 361 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,854 Don't be frightened. 362 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,785 - Well. - Well. 363 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:31,428 I haven't done that in about a thousand years. 364 00:24:31,461 --> 00:24:32,399 Have sex? 365 00:24:32,701 --> 00:24:35,542 - Have sex with a man, fool! - Oh, and...? 366 00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:37,312 Nice. 367 00:24:37,461 --> 00:24:40,220 It's funny what the body remembers if the mind forgets. 368 00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:43,770 Let's not make a big deal out of this or anything. 369 00:24:43,771 --> 00:24:45,940 No, I don't make a big deal about anything! 370 00:24:45,941 --> 00:24:46,976 Good. 371 00:24:54,901 --> 00:24:56,812 This feels like a real cliché. 372 00:24:56,981 --> 00:24:59,380 Sleeping with a woman who usually sleeps with women is a cliché? 373 00:24:59,381 --> 00:25:01,190 No, not that part. 374 00:25:01,661 --> 00:25:05,200 Me and my girlfriend have been together forever, we haven't had sex in months... 375 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:08,210 and then I have great sex... and it's with somebody else. 376 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,606 You're a guy... 377 00:25:10,821 --> 00:25:12,539 How long have you been together? 378 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:14,610 A long time. 379 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,453 You're not married? 380 00:25:17,441 --> 00:25:18,381 No. 381 00:25:20,701 --> 00:25:23,738 So, Charlotte and Kevin are tying the proverbial knot. 382 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,535 They got together just a few months before us. 383 00:25:27,701 --> 00:25:30,510 In the History of Medieval Music course. 384 00:25:30,181 --> 00:25:31,773 Right, right, yeah I remember that. 385 00:25:31,941 --> 00:25:33,527 - Why not? - Well... 386 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:36,900 What do you mean "why not"? 387 00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:39,621 I don't know, most straight people... 388 00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:41,898 get married after a long relationship. 389 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,695 That seems to be the whole point of being together. 390 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:48,734 Well...not all straight people are alike, you can't generalize. 391 00:25:49,210 --> 00:25:50,374 Really? Why not? 392 00:25:50,541 --> 00:25:52,216 The world generalizes about lesbians all the time, 393 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,217 is really gonna hurt your feelings that much? 394 00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:58,414 Well, I won't generalize about you, if you don't generalize about me. 395 00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:06,655 You have to admit that there are some things that are just... 396 00:26:06,821 --> 00:26:08,698 true about straight people. 397 00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:10,260 Like what, Allegra? 398 00:26:10,461 --> 00:26:13,498 Like getting married, that is the straightest notion in the world. 399 00:26:13,661 --> 00:26:16,300 Please...where have you been? Gay people wanna get married, too. 400 00:26:16,821 --> 00:26:18,490 Look, that's different. 401 00:26:18,221 --> 00:26:21,595 In straight relationships it's always the long-suffering woman who wants to do it, 402 00:26:21,696 --> 00:26:22,970 and the man who can't make a commitment. 403 00:26:22,971 --> 00:26:25,750 It's always the woman who wants a "Big Day" in her life, 404 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,569 and the man who acts as he's about to go to jail. 405 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:28,860 That's different than the government telling you that you can't get married 406 00:26:28,861 --> 00:26:30,220 because there's something wrong with you. 407 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:32,257 Of course that makes gay people want to get married! 408 00:26:32,261 --> 00:26:34,297 In that version is transgressive. 409 00:26:34,298 --> 00:26:35,591 It's radical! 410 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:37,333 In the straight version it's just bourgeois. 411 00:26:38,141 --> 00:26:41,451 That's the most ridiculous, crass generalization I've ever heard. 412 00:26:41,621 --> 00:26:43,657 That's completely and utterly specious. 413 00:26:45,141 --> 00:26:46,191 So, what about us, Philip? 414 00:26:47,701 --> 00:26:49,337 What are our plans? 415 00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:52,229 Plans? 416 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,901 We've been together six years. 417 00:26:55,210 --> 00:26:56,295 Five years! 418 00:26:56,941 --> 00:26:57,930 Three years. 419 00:26:58,861 --> 00:27:00,419 A year and a half! 420 00:27:04,427 --> 00:27:09,291 They met in the Psychosexual History of the Bay of Pigs class. 421 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:10,695 That's where they...that's where... 422 00:27:11,781 --> 00:27:13,578 Forget it, I'll just have the salad. 423 00:27:14,261 --> 00:27:16,650 Heterosexual hegemony, babe. 424 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:19,535 Monogamy, marriage, 425 00:27:19,701 --> 00:27:21,540 the biological clock, 426 00:27:21,221 --> 00:27:23,177 property, fidelity, 427 00:27:23,901 --> 00:27:25,653 misionary position... 428 00:27:26,981 --> 00:27:29,620 Thank God, I don't have to deal with any of that! 429 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:33,173 Right, your relationships are completely different. 430 00:27:33,341 --> 00:27:36,970 No pressure, no communication problems, no acting out, right? 431 00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:39,177 Completely! Are you kidding me? 432 00:27:40,101 --> 00:27:43,252 Lesbian relationships are totally different. 433 00:27:43,421 --> 00:27:46,652 Just listen to that word, commit! 434 00:27:46,821 --> 00:27:50,180 That's what they do when you go to an insane asylum! They commit you! 435 00:27:50,181 --> 00:27:50,931 That's ridiculous! 436 00:27:51,101 --> 00:27:53,137 Commitment is the end of high romance 437 00:27:53,301 --> 00:27:56,134 and it's the beginning of day-to-day closeness. 438 00:27:56,781 --> 00:27:59,614 It's sticking around when it gets hard, you know? 439 00:27:59,781 --> 00:28:02,375 Is that why you're going back to Jeff? For the hard parts? 440 00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:06,177 I'm leaving. You're out of your mind. 441 00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:15,141 Philip, this is a brief encounter, 442 00:28:15,701 --> 00:28:16,856 if you know what I mean. 443 00:28:16,981 --> 00:28:17,936 I do. 444 00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:21,458 So let's make it last as long as we can. 445 00:28:28,301 --> 00:28:30,712 - So, have you heard from Samantha? - No. 446 00:28:31,101 --> 00:28:32,500 Did you hear from that guy Philip? 447 00:28:32,821 --> 00:28:33,571 Who's Philip? 448 00:28:33,601 --> 00:28:37,552 This really super-attractive guy where Allegra threw up on after Micky's party! 449 00:28:37,621 --> 00:28:39,179 Why didn't you tell me you threw up on someone? 450 00:28:39,341 --> 00:28:42,538 It was nothing, just some guy who read my book. 451 00:28:42,901 --> 00:28:44,129 Someone who read your book? 452 00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:47,240 He read it when it came out, isn't that so sweet? 453 00:28:47,581 --> 00:28:49,414 - But he's married. - No, he's not married, he has a girlfriend 454 00:28:49,415 --> 00:28:51,150 he's been with since college. 455 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:52,456 I thought you haven't seen him. 456 00:28:52,821 --> 00:28:55,415 I'm sorry, how come I don't know anything about this? 457 00:28:55,621 --> 00:28:58,296 There's nothing to "know" know. Let's order dessert. 458 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,339 How come you meet the most interesting men, and you're not even interested in men, 459 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,547 and I love men, and I never meet anybody? 460 00:29:04,261 --> 00:29:05,740 Very long answer, Molly. 461 00:29:05,901 --> 00:29:07,220 The tiramisu... 462 00:29:07,861 --> 00:29:10,314 - OK, you sound weirdly defensive. - Defensive? 463 00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:12,715 - You never order tiramisu. - No, I do not! 464 00:29:13,781 --> 00:29:16,253 I met a woman too. How is that, sister? 465 00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:18,492 Life is so unfair! 466 00:29:18,665 --> 00:29:21,293 Being alone you're about to confront all those hideous issues 467 00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:23,940 that get sublimated when you're in a relationship. 468 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,412 I never sublimate hideous issues in relationships, I always act them out. 469 00:29:26,621 --> 00:29:28,816 You know that! I did it when we were together. 470 00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:30,232 That's true. 471 00:29:30,317 --> 00:29:33,101 I can't believe I just lied to my best friends. 472 00:29:33,261 --> 00:29:35,297 I can't believe I slept with a man! 473 00:29:35,361 --> 00:29:38,210 Well, it's OK. I'm never gonna see him again. 474 00:29:38,681 --> 00:29:40,892 What do you mean you moved out? 475 00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:44,190 I'm a wreck. I can't stop thinking about you, 476 00:29:44,181 --> 00:29:45,534 I can't stop... 477 00:29:45,741 --> 00:29:47,940 dreaming about you... 478 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:49,791 That's hardly enough reason to change your life! 479 00:29:50,141 --> 00:29:51,256 Isn't it? 480 00:29:51,421 --> 00:29:53,130 Isn't it? Isn't it a sign 481 00:29:53,181 --> 00:29:56,300 I should be following my heart instead of my head for once? 482 00:29:56,301 --> 00:29:59,771 Isn't living about change? A paradigm shift? 483 00:30:00,261 --> 00:30:01,660 Jesus Christ! 484 00:30:02,161 --> 00:30:04,210 If I wanted something like this to happen 485 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:08,178 I would have had a one night stand with another woman, not a straight man! 486 00:30:08,461 --> 00:30:11,500 I thought that men wanted just to get laid and get out! 487 00:30:11,221 --> 00:30:14,293 Isn't that how most men are? Isn't that how you're supposed to be? 488 00:30:14,461 --> 00:30:16,452 What the hell is wrong with you? 489 00:30:18,181 --> 00:30:20,251 You're attracted to me, I know you are. 490 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:23,940 I am, I'm wildly attracted to you, but... 491 00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:25,576 I'm sure there's a perfectly 492 00:30:25,577 --> 00:30:27,891 good psychoanalitic reason for it. 493 00:30:28,101 --> 00:30:29,170 I'm a lesbian! 494 00:30:30,677 --> 00:30:33,676 Can't you respect the inherent 495 00:30:33,741 --> 00:30:36,413 boundaries that sexual identity requires? 496 00:30:36,414 --> 00:30:38,397 Love has no boundaries. 497 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:40,340 Philip, give me a break! 498 00:30:41,221 --> 00:30:44,133 Good bye, good luck, and thanks for everything. 499 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,978 I have two tickets to "Don Giovanni" for tomorrow. 500 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,250 Maybe we could have a brief meaningless affair, 501 00:30:59,301 --> 00:31:00,820 starting tomorrow. 502 00:31:17,941 --> 00:31:20,161 - You're cute. - Thanks. 503 00:31:20,701 --> 00:31:22,421 - You wanna go out with me? - No, thanks. 504 00:31:22,941 --> 00:31:25,417 Why not? I mean, we'd have good time. 505 00:31:25,421 --> 00:31:26,536 I'm a lesbian. 506 00:31:26,741 --> 00:31:28,140 I'm cool with that. 507 00:31:28,301 --> 00:31:30,337 You know I'm very...openminded. 508 00:31:30,781 --> 00:31:32,533 I already have a boyfriend... 509 00:31:33,301 --> 00:31:34,700 I don't want to marry you. 510 00:31:35,941 --> 00:31:37,456 Alright cool guy, thanks. 511 00:31:38,581 --> 00:31:40,412 A coffee and a bagel, Fernando. 512 00:31:40,581 --> 00:31:42,800 Hey! I know you. 513 00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:43,310 Oh my God! 514 00:31:43,345 --> 00:31:44,241 - Hi. - Hi. 515 00:31:45,525 --> 00:31:46,617 You remember me? 516 00:31:46,901 --> 00:31:49,960 Glass blowing. How could I forget? 517 00:31:50,261 --> 00:31:52,710 You said I had great hands. 518 00:31:52,781 --> 00:31:53,657 You do. 519 00:32:03,869 --> 00:32:05,798 I'm having a nervous breakdown. 520 00:32:14,181 --> 00:32:15,216 So, I just told him, I said: 521 00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:18,817 "If you walk out that door, don't walk back in 'cause it'll be locked." 522 00:32:18,881 --> 00:32:20,878 How did he just spring it on you like that? 523 00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:22,374 Or maybe I said: 524 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:25,135 "I'll swing that door in your face." 525 00:32:25,201 --> 00:32:27,320 I don't remember but it was a good one. 526 00:32:27,330 --> 00:32:29,330 - Where is he? - I don't know. 527 00:32:30,141 --> 00:32:34,309 I'm so sorry, Grace. That's really bad. 528 00:32:34,741 --> 00:32:37,460 Didn't I tell you that men are dogs? 529 00:32:37,621 --> 00:32:40,260 I mean, mutts, pitbulls, 530 00:32:40,621 --> 00:32:42,418 - mongrolls... - Did you? 531 00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:44,293 Maybe I just thought it. 532 00:32:45,586 --> 00:32:48,269 Allegra, let me just tell you something. 533 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,816 You are so lucky that you're a lesbian. 534 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,390 I mean...men are just not worth it! 535 00:33:02,461 --> 00:33:05,514 Here, wait a minute. Here you go. 536 00:33:05,515 --> 00:33:06,817 Thank you. 537 00:33:13,182 --> 00:33:14,644 I understand. 538 00:33:18,301 --> 00:33:21,400 Shoot! Actually, I have to go. 539 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:25,290 You still have the number of the glass studio? 540 00:33:26,461 --> 00:33:28,372 I could really use a friend right now. 541 00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:33,600 Call me, OK? 542 00:33:41,381 --> 00:33:42,793 She was coming on to you. 543 00:33:43,381 --> 00:33:47,194 - She was, right? - For sure, damsel on distress and all that? 544 00:33:47,381 --> 00:33:48,939 I feel bad for her. 545 00:33:49,101 --> 00:33:52,173 My girlfriend walked out on me, I know how she feels. 546 00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:55,131 It's hell being alone. 547 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:58,293 No, honey. Hell is other people. 548 00:34:01,381 --> 00:34:02,939 Alright, I don't understand this. 549 00:34:03,101 --> 00:34:04,454 She's a lesbian, 550 00:34:04,621 --> 00:34:06,612 but she's sleeping with you. 551 00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:08,296 Well, yeah. 552 00:34:09,421 --> 00:34:11,139 Cool, but... 553 00:34:12,101 --> 00:34:14,485 Aren't most lesbians into...women? 554 00:34:14,981 --> 00:34:18,496 She is complicated and unusual. 555 00:34:18,901 --> 00:34:19,945 Right. Right. 556 00:34:22,701 --> 00:34:23,536 Is she hot? 557 00:34:24,237 --> 00:34:26,241 Yeah, I think so... 558 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:29,734 Is she one of those glamourous dykes like from that show "The L Word"? 559 00:34:31,461 --> 00:34:33,452 I don't know what you're talking about. 560 00:34:33,561 --> 00:34:37,489 Is she a lesbian that's hot enough for guys to like too, or is she one of those... 561 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:40,893 Woman-Identified Woman types, like the ones we went to college with. 562 00:34:42,661 --> 00:34:46,620 You can't reduce people to cultural stereotypes. 563 00:34:53,393 --> 00:34:56,277 - Hi! - Hi, I'm Allegra. 564 00:34:56,278 --> 00:34:57,478 Bye, Jimmy. 565 00:34:58,181 --> 00:35:00,828 Are you sure Allegra doesn't want to come in for a glass of "vino" or anything? 566 00:35:00,829 --> 00:35:02,273 Maybe next time. 567 00:35:09,581 --> 00:35:12,334 - I love that music! - Well, that whole story... 568 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:16,210 Counter Reformation cautionary tale 569 00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:20,793 about what happens when you exceed the boundaries that God sets for men. 570 00:35:20,861 --> 00:35:24,490 - Too much sex and you go up in flames. - Exactly, exactly. 571 00:35:38,301 --> 00:35:39,814 I don't believe this. 572 00:35:40,341 --> 00:35:42,356 University of Chicago offered me a job. 573 00:35:42,781 --> 00:35:43,711 It did? 574 00:35:43,781 --> 00:35:46,500 - Starting next semester. - That's great! 575 00:35:46,921 --> 00:35:48,751 I would be leaving New York. 576 00:35:53,474 --> 00:35:55,312 I don't know if I wanna leave. 577 00:35:57,461 --> 00:36:00,299 Come on, Philip, that's great news! 578 00:36:00,821 --> 00:36:02,254 Just...tell me about it. 579 00:36:02,883 --> 00:36:06,779 They're interested in a interdisciplinary approach 580 00:36:06,814 --> 00:36:09,976 to late 18th Century philosophical discourse 581 00:36:10,181 --> 00:36:11,375 You know, problems of... 582 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:25,157 I was with women for a long time too. 583 00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:26,822 And look at me now. 584 00:36:27,581 --> 00:36:28,561 I'm happy. 585 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:32,311 Granted, I lost ten of out twenty friends, but that's another story... 586 00:36:32,741 --> 00:36:36,612 Sexual identity is like a totally outmoded concept. 587 00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:38,459 It doesn't even exist. 588 00:36:38,661 --> 00:36:42,779 It's totally cool to blur all these old-fashioned cathegories. 589 00:36:42,981 --> 00:36:44,380 Bi's in, anyway. 590 00:36:45,401 --> 00:36:46,920 Don't knock it till you rock it. 591 00:36:47,821 --> 00:36:49,897 A lesbian with a boyfriend is a contradiction. 592 00:36:50,527 --> 00:36:53,455 And...you ordered the salad. 593 00:36:59,501 --> 00:37:00,616 Something wrong with your food? 594 00:37:01,223 --> 00:37:05,337 Yeah. I don't know why I ordered a salad. I don't... 595 00:37:05,501 --> 00:37:08,675 want a salad. I want a steak, I want what you have. 596 00:37:08,741 --> 00:37:10,572 - OK. We order a steak. - It's too late now... 597 00:37:11,101 --> 00:37:13,334 I have a salad. Damn! 598 00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:15,540 No, order a steak then. 599 00:37:15,221 --> 00:37:17,211 - Waiter! - No, no, Philip, nevermind. 600 00:37:17,461 --> 00:37:19,452 What do you mean? It's not a problem. 601 00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:22,300 Yeah, it is a problem. It's a big problem. 602 00:37:22,481 --> 00:37:26,547 Going from salad to steak and back isn't as easy as it seems. 603 00:37:27,101 --> 00:37:28,110 What? 604 00:37:28,421 --> 00:37:29,854 I have to get out of here. 605 00:37:30,341 --> 00:37:32,252 What's wrong with you? 606 00:37:32,661 --> 00:37:33,616 I've got to get out of here. 607 00:37:33,781 --> 00:37:35,692 OK, all right, let me get you a cab. 608 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,978 Philip, when a woman says she has to leave a restaurant, 609 00:37:38,141 --> 00:37:39,540 you have to let her leave. 610 00:37:42,121 --> 00:37:43,400 I'll call you tomorrow. 611 00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:55,714 Philip. Hi. It's me, it's Allegra. 612 00:37:55,715 --> 00:37:58,730 I'm just calling to apologize for walking out on you... 613 00:37:58,731 --> 00:38:00,890 I didn't...mean...I just... 614 00:38:01,861 --> 00:38:04,910 I feel like I need a little space. 615 00:38:05,861 --> 00:38:07,419 I'll call you tomorrow, OK? 616 00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:32,279 Hi. 617 00:38:33,821 --> 00:38:35,156 Remember me? 618 00:38:35,461 --> 00:38:36,571 You made it! 619 00:38:39,430 --> 00:38:40,734 - A blow partner? - Yeah. 620 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,857 And this is the glory hole. 621 00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:45,780 Come on. The glory hole? You're kidding me, right? 622 00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:48,214 You know what that is? 623 00:38:48,381 --> 00:38:51,612 Of course I know what it is. I wasn't born yesterday. 624 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,539 Glory hole...I like it. 625 00:38:54,101 --> 00:38:55,853 Good stuff. What else you've got going on here? 626 00:38:57,221 --> 00:38:58,734 Here, I made this. 627 00:38:59,141 --> 00:39:00,210 You did? Wow! 628 00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:02,256 Paperweight. 629 00:39:03,981 --> 00:39:05,699 Really, really beautiful. 630 00:39:09,381 --> 00:39:11,258 So, why did you come here tonight? 631 00:39:13,781 --> 00:39:16,420 I've never been to a glass blowing studio before. 632 00:39:16,581 --> 00:39:17,900 And you invited me. 633 00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:21,457 Well, I gave you my number. That's usually an invitation to call 634 00:39:21,621 --> 00:39:25,136 and then, after the call, you move on to the next possible invitation. 635 00:39:25,301 --> 00:39:27,980 The next possible invitation? 636 00:39:27,901 --> 00:39:30,813 Listen, you want a ride home? I have a car. 637 00:39:31,210 --> 00:39:33,410 Usually you leave those things in the car. 638 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:36,414 It was so expensive, I was afraid someone might steal it. 639 00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:40,424 - I could have sworn I left it right here. - Here? 640 00:39:40,425 --> 00:39:41,314 Yeah. 641 00:39:42,770 --> 00:39:44,956 There's a lot of glass here. 642 00:39:55,381 --> 00:39:57,531 You want me to go with you to file a police report? 643 00:39:57,701 --> 00:39:59,976 No, let him suffer. The car wasn't in my name. 644 00:40:00,741 --> 00:40:02,732 You want me to walk you home or something? 645 00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:16,573 You know what, Grace? You're so attractive. 646 00:40:16,741 --> 00:40:18,493 I really, really like you. 647 00:40:18,661 --> 00:40:20,299 You're gonna brush me off now, right? 648 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:24,480 No, Grace. I'm kind in a complicated situation... 649 00:40:24,501 --> 00:40:26,241 Why did you come and see me tonight? 650 00:40:29,421 --> 00:40:31,215 So, you don't wanna sleep with me. 651 00:40:32,381 --> 00:40:33,513 I do. 652 00:40:34,610 --> 00:40:35,405 I totally do. 653 00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:37,418 But my life is... 654 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:41,140 I just humiliated myself trying to kiss a virtual stranger, 655 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:44,736 my boyfriend just walked out on me, and my car just got stolen! 656 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,732 I'm not that desperate. 657 00:40:47,661 --> 00:40:48,539 Wait. 658 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,687 What? 659 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:10,999 Oh God, that was so great! 660 00:41:12,301 --> 00:41:15,657 Usually it takes me such a long time, but this time it was like... 661 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,827 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 662 00:41:25,421 --> 00:41:29,458 I knew when I met you that something sparkly was happening. 663 00:41:29,501 --> 00:41:32,732 I thought so too, but... 664 00:41:35,521 --> 00:41:37,532 Sweetie, what is it? 665 00:41:37,701 --> 00:41:39,339 What is wrong? 666 00:41:39,661 --> 00:41:41,697 No, it's not you it's just... 667 00:41:43,341 --> 00:41:47,414 sex is so great but it's sad too, you know? 668 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:51,513 It just brings up so many emotions. 669 00:41:51,821 --> 00:41:53,777 - You know what I mean? - I know. 670 00:41:56,901 --> 00:41:58,366 Are you gonna call me? 671 00:41:58,901 --> 00:42:01,257 Of course I'm gonna call you! Are you gonna call me? 672 00:42:01,901 --> 00:42:03,414 If you call me. 673 00:42:03,581 --> 00:42:04,681 Well, I'm gonna call you. 674 00:42:05,821 --> 00:42:09,336 - And then I'll call you. - Good, I'm glad we got that out. 675 00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:11,394 When you're gonna call me? 676 00:42:12,941 --> 00:42:15,899 I can't decide, I can't decide... Italian or sushi, what do you want? 677 00:42:16,261 --> 00:42:18,138 I'm easy... 678 00:42:18,301 --> 00:42:20,371 Or maybe we should get Thai. 679 00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:23,135 OK, there's a place in Brooklyn that looks really good. 680 00:42:23,301 --> 00:42:26,200 Philip, what are your thoughts on non-monogamy? 681 00:42:32,501 --> 00:42:34,969 You're trying to tell me that you slept with somebody else last night? 682 00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:35,970 No. 683 00:42:36,821 --> 00:42:39,699 Are you trying to tell me that you want to sleep with somebody else? 684 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:40,697 No. 685 00:42:42,901 --> 00:42:45,369 Do you want me to want you to sleep with other people? 686 00:42:45,541 --> 00:42:47,293 You mean like a three-way type of thing? 687 00:42:47,461 --> 00:42:49,850 The straight man fantasy, two chicks and a dude? 688 00:42:50,210 --> 00:42:52,314 - OK. Sounds good. - No! 689 00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:53,974 OK, wait. 690 00:42:58,581 --> 00:43:00,600 I like you, OK? 691 00:43:02,221 --> 00:43:05,179 I like you too. It's just...weird. 692 00:43:06,581 --> 00:43:08,139 The guy thing or the like thing? 693 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:10,576 Both. 694 00:43:13,381 --> 00:43:15,451 Yeah, let's get Thai food. 695 00:43:19,210 --> 00:43:21,216 Grace, Tuesday's perfect. Hold on. 696 00:43:21,421 --> 00:43:22,536 Philip...hi. 697 00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:32,579 You're squishing my face! 698 00:43:39,421 --> 00:43:41,139 What's this? 699 00:43:43,210 --> 00:43:44,336 An old friend of mine... 700 00:43:45,781 --> 00:43:48,560 Good. Let's use it. 701 00:43:53,136 --> 00:43:56,316 Wow. I can't believe last night with Grace... 702 00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:59,376 I'm seeing Philip this afternoon... 703 00:43:59,541 --> 00:44:01,577 This is crazy... 704 00:44:01,741 --> 00:44:03,572 Yeah, who says you can't have it all? 705 00:44:03,861 --> 00:44:06,659 I've got Petit Billy, which is cheese 706 00:44:06,821 --> 00:44:07,776 and mixed olives. 707 00:44:09,501 --> 00:44:11,359 This reminds me having lunch with my father. 708 00:44:14,461 --> 00:44:17,578 That was so much food yesterday. Hold on a sec, that's my other line. 709 00:44:17,741 --> 00:44:18,617 Hi Grace! 710 00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:37,580 - Hello. - Hey, it's me. 711 00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:43,373 Can I call you later? 712 00:44:51,610 --> 00:44:54,980 You got together with Philip as a way to get back at Samantha, 713 00:44:54,161 --> 00:44:56,540 and then, when your emotions got too strong, you found Grace 714 00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:58,266 so you could project your conflict, 715 00:44:58,301 --> 00:45:01,293 and who so conveniently was breaking up with her boyfriend 716 00:45:01,294 --> 00:45:03,140 making her another unavailable love object, 717 00:45:03,150 --> 00:45:06,173 which, of course, confirms your deep cinism about relationships in general, 718 00:45:06,174 --> 00:45:07,858 and keeps you from confronting your real problem, 719 00:45:07,859 --> 00:45:09,459 which is how to be yourself. 720 00:45:11,101 --> 00:45:13,730 Jesus Christ, Nell! 721 00:45:13,221 --> 00:45:16,299 All I did was ask you what you wanna have for lunch... 722 00:45:16,741 --> 00:45:17,617 Wendy's. 723 00:45:22,441 --> 00:45:24,836 You're saying you don't care if I sleep with someone else? 724 00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:27,253 Yeah, I care very much. 725 00:45:27,461 --> 00:45:30,453 But sexuality is a grey area, isn't it? 726 00:45:30,621 --> 00:45:33,772 Desire isn't controlable, which by its very nature it isn't, 727 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:35,977 and wouldn't be possible for a person to sleep...? 728 00:45:36,141 --> 00:45:37,210 Red. 729 00:45:37,211 --> 00:45:38,273 - Red? - Yeah. 730 00:45:38,308 --> 00:45:41,352 Remember you told me an S&&M can't use the word "no"... 731 00:45:41,981 --> 00:45:45,312 or "stop" because it ruins the sex, so you choose a color as the code word? 732 00:45:45,381 --> 00:45:46,320 I told you that? 733 00:45:46,321 --> 00:45:48,971 Yes, so that's all I have to say: "red". 734 00:45:50,741 --> 00:45:51,617 Red. 735 00:45:52,301 --> 00:45:55,220 Next stop will be 42nd Street/Times Square Station. 736 00:45:55,221 --> 00:45:59,134 Change for the N, R, shuttle trains and connections to Port Authority. 737 00:46:00,741 --> 00:46:05,531 Hey girl! You! Yeah, you! The one with the girlfriend and the boyfriend. 738 00:46:05,621 --> 00:46:08,260 You can't keep running here and running there, 739 00:46:08,261 --> 00:46:09,899 first her, then him, 740 00:46:09,961 --> 00:46:13,192 back and forth like a crazy person! Uptown...Downtown... 741 00:46:13,193 --> 00:46:16,810 morning, noon, and night, trying to keep your story straight... 742 00:46:16,116 --> 00:46:17,340 D'hell knows what's going on? 743 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,616 And here you are, dashing on the damn train again. 744 00:46:19,721 --> 00:46:21,534 I mean, what the hell is that? 745 00:46:22,701 --> 00:46:25,135 Next stop will be Times Square Station. 746 00:46:25,861 --> 00:46:27,794 Don't you feel like you should tell them? 747 00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:29,853 I think if I were her, I'd wanna know... 748 00:46:29,981 --> 00:46:31,160 No, you wouldn't. 749 00:46:31,181 --> 00:46:33,594 I guess he won't be too mad, since you're seeing another woman, 750 00:46:33,595 --> 00:46:34,760 and not another man... 751 00:46:34,761 --> 00:46:37,197 No, for sure. That's very "guy". 752 00:46:37,201 --> 00:46:39,534 Look. I like them both. 753 00:46:39,701 --> 00:46:42,773 I don't want to explain myself, I'm incredibly happy. 754 00:46:42,941 --> 00:46:44,169 Don't be a fool. 755 00:46:44,341 --> 00:46:47,793 You are not happy. You're a wreck. You're totally confused. 756 00:46:47,828 --> 00:46:49,194 When can we meet them? 757 00:46:49,261 --> 00:46:50,250 Never. 758 00:46:51,461 --> 00:46:52,371 Nell Michaels. 759 00:46:52,581 --> 00:46:54,458 Philip Russell. Nice to meet you. 760 00:46:54,459 --> 00:46:56,570 - Hi Molly. - Hi. 761 00:46:58,580 --> 00:46:59,376 Thank you. 762 00:46:59,781 --> 00:47:01,772 I've heard so much about you two! 763 00:47:01,941 --> 00:47:03,738 Really? We've barely heard a peep about you. 764 00:47:03,901 --> 00:47:06,973 Oh, that's not true! Allegra says you're all over that Kant guy. 765 00:47:06,974 --> 00:47:07,724 What? 766 00:47:07,901 --> 00:47:12,990 Yeah, my concentration is in 18th Century German Philosophy. 767 00:47:12,261 --> 00:47:13,819 That is so interesting. 768 00:47:13,981 --> 00:47:15,792 If you like German misanthropes. 769 00:47:15,893 --> 00:47:17,693 "pickle shvantze" 770 00:47:18,941 --> 00:47:20,454 Deee-licious! 771 00:47:23,497 --> 00:47:26,275 I'm an assistant professor at Columbia now, but it looks as 772 00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:29,476 though I might be moving on to The University of Chicago. 773 00:47:29,821 --> 00:47:30,856 Well, that's good. 774 00:47:32,741 --> 00:47:35,414 - And you're a magazine editor, correct? - Correcto mondo. 775 00:47:35,421 --> 00:47:37,512 Have you ever noticed that certain people always talk about work? 776 00:47:37,513 --> 00:47:40,193 It's such a weird way for us to get to know each other, you know? 777 00:47:40,861 --> 00:47:43,250 We can talk about our childhoods or where we're from... 778 00:47:43,421 --> 00:47:45,889 I had a terrible childhood, and I grew up in Philadelphia. 779 00:47:46,421 --> 00:47:48,810 So, Philip, where did you do your graduate work? 780 00:47:50,274 --> 00:47:51,202 Sorry. 781 00:47:53,452 --> 00:47:54,930 - Who is it? - Who is it? 782 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,337 Nevermind. 783 00:47:57,501 --> 00:47:58,377 Let's order. 784 00:48:12,610 --> 00:48:12,698 Honey? 785 00:48:13,610 --> 00:48:14,494 I think you have a message. 786 00:48:14,941 --> 00:48:15,991 "Honey." 787 00:48:19,101 --> 00:48:20,500 Why don't you turn the damn thing off? 788 00:48:20,701 --> 00:48:23,415 I think I'm gonna have the salmon. And you, Philip? What are you having? 789 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:24,951 What you gonna have? 790 00:48:25,901 --> 00:48:28,176 Did he just ask her what she was going to have? 791 00:48:28,821 --> 00:48:30,891 I think I'm gonna have... 792 00:48:31,101 --> 00:48:34,113 the mini-ravioli, Portobello salad, and... 793 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:37,139 a side order of spinach, and... 794 00:48:37,861 --> 00:48:40,358 some polenta and sausage, then I think I'll try that 795 00:48:40,359 --> 00:48:43,373 squash with herb croutons, hmmm...sounds so yummy. 796 00:48:43,501 --> 00:48:46,432 The grilled calamari, and... 797 00:48:46,433 --> 00:48:48,680 maybe a little half baby rack of lamb. 798 00:48:53,188 --> 00:48:56,528 Sorry, I have to take this. Will you excuse me? 799 00:49:04,221 --> 00:49:05,210 So Philip... 800 00:49:05,821 --> 00:49:07,413 Big fan of Kant, are you? 801 00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:12,334 I am sorry, I just got caught up in a few things. 802 00:49:12,335 --> 00:49:14,818 What are you doing? Can I come join you? 803 00:49:14,981 --> 00:49:17,272 I'm with Molly and Nell eating dinner. 804 00:49:17,341 --> 00:49:19,260 It's not that I'd like to force them, sweetie. 805 00:49:19,261 --> 00:49:21,416 I'd love to meet them. I don't wanna be separate. 806 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,321 I'm not...I'm not trying to keep you separate. 807 00:49:27,773 --> 00:49:29,413 I have my life to deal with. 808 00:49:30,508 --> 00:49:32,515 Hey, are you OK? What's wrong? 809 00:49:32,516 --> 00:49:35,169 - I'm fine. - Hey! You OK? What's going on? 810 00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:36,569 We've waited forever. 811 00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:39,121 - I've got to go. - Wait! 812 00:49:39,581 --> 00:49:41,940 Who you're talking to? 813 00:49:41,261 --> 00:49:45,413 Nell's interrogating me. You didn't tell me she was a philosophy major at Yale! 814 00:49:45,581 --> 00:49:48,778 And she speaks German, Jesus! She's worse than my orals! 815 00:49:49,341 --> 00:49:50,690 What are you guys doing? 816 00:49:50,701 --> 00:49:52,214 Oh my God, Allegra you're smoking! 817 00:49:52,381 --> 00:49:54,358 - I'll call you later. - Can I have a drag? 818 00:49:56,381 --> 00:49:59,930 - Molly's having a crisis. - Philip do I look like I'm having a crisis? 819 00:50:00,101 --> 00:50:01,978 - Who she's talking to? - Her mother, probably. 820 00:50:02,141 --> 00:50:05,530 - I am sitting in the restaurant by myself. - Is the food here? 821 00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,134 - What are you doing? - I'm on the phone. 822 00:50:07,501 --> 00:50:08,940 Stop attacking Philip. 823 00:50:08,941 --> 00:50:10,215 Who says I was attacking you? 824 00:50:10,381 --> 00:50:11,730 Do you think I was attacking you? 825 00:50:11,901 --> 00:50:15,974 Jesus Christ, I'm having a hard time dealing with this man in your life. Isn't that normal? 826 00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:17,859 You're mi ex. He's a...man. 827 00:50:18,210 --> 00:50:20,137 Am I supposed just to accept every crazy thing you do? 828 00:50:20,621 --> 00:50:22,259 Yes! That's what friends are for! 829 00:50:22,421 --> 00:50:24,759 Nell, noone's saying you're attacking Philip. 830 00:50:24,781 --> 00:50:27,559 You're just being your normal...cheeky self. 831 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,700 What's that supposed to mean? 832 00:50:28,701 --> 00:50:31,710 Why don't we all go back inside and order another bottle of wine? 833 00:50:32,410 --> 00:50:34,140 Look, I cannot talk now! 834 00:50:34,141 --> 00:50:36,457 Just tell me what you mean by me "attacking" your boyfriend? 835 00:50:36,941 --> 00:50:38,579 I didn't say that! 836 00:50:38,581 --> 00:50:41,520 Allegra, why did you pick up the phone if you can't talk to me? 837 00:50:41,530 --> 00:50:42,953 Hold on...hello? Hello? 838 00:50:43,861 --> 00:50:45,100 Great. She hung up. 839 00:50:45,101 --> 00:50:46,420 - Who's she? - Her mother. 840 00:50:46,421 --> 00:50:49,240 You know what, Allegra? Screw you! This is bullshit. 841 00:50:49,301 --> 00:50:51,178 Why are you getting so mad? 842 00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:55,135 I'm sorry, they do this all the time. I think is an ex-lover thing. 843 00:50:55,621 --> 00:50:56,690 I can't believe this. 844 00:50:56,901 --> 00:50:59,820 You know Philip, we can just drink and eat 845 00:50:59,821 --> 00:51:01,857 - while they act out! - I think we should go. 846 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,620 I'm sorry that you think I was attacking you, 847 00:51:03,621 --> 00:51:06,260 but you, sir, are in a very complicated situation. 848 00:51:06,421 --> 00:51:07,576 And you, missy-miss... 849 00:51:09,341 --> 00:51:11,265 Thanks for being such a good friend, Nell. 850 00:51:11,408 --> 00:51:13,128 Oh, auf Wiedersehen! 851 00:51:21,701 --> 00:51:25,137 That was the biggest disaster of my life. 852 00:51:25,381 --> 00:51:26,650 Ah...it's OK. 853 00:51:27,161 --> 00:51:29,338 Philip, I'm really sorry. 854 00:51:29,501 --> 00:51:33,494 I guess it's not as easy being friends with you ex's as you said. 855 00:51:33,661 --> 00:51:34,788 Did I say that? 856 00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:39,619 Philip, it's never gonna work. I'm just too lesbian. 857 00:51:41,221 --> 00:51:43,894 I don't know Allegra, from where I stand 858 00:51:44,381 --> 00:51:47,257 being a lesbian seems like the least of your issues. 859 00:51:47,748 --> 00:51:49,160 Anyway, I just... 860 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:52,256 I just think of you as Allegra. 861 00:51:57,301 --> 00:51:58,370 What issues? 862 00:52:15,121 --> 00:52:17,417 - Hello? - Grace? 863 00:52:17,418 --> 00:52:19,575 - Hi. - Hi. 864 00:52:20,101 --> 00:52:22,820 I wanted to say I'm sorry about tonight. 865 00:52:24,581 --> 00:52:26,651 I didn't mean to make you feel bad. 866 00:52:28,195 --> 00:52:30,855 Oh...that's OK. 867 00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:34,734 I'm just...I'm a little bit sensitive right now. 868 00:52:36,981 --> 00:52:38,105 I'm sorry too. 869 00:52:38,259 --> 00:52:41,333 No...no, it's not your fault. 870 00:52:44,281 --> 00:52:46,995 - I'll call you tomorrow, OK? - OK. 871 00:52:48,221 --> 00:52:49,566 - Good night. - Good night. 872 00:53:29,661 --> 00:53:33,131 Have you ever noticed that women cry more easily than men? 873 00:53:34,301 --> 00:53:36,656 It's one of the things I love about women. 874 00:53:39,701 --> 00:53:40,736 Me too. 875 00:53:44,581 --> 00:53:46,379 What was you last girlfriend like? 876 00:53:47,821 --> 00:53:48,856 Tall. 877 00:53:48,857 --> 00:53:51,343 Oh, come on! That's all you can say? 878 00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:55,560 Grace, sexual etiquette demands you don't talk about 879 00:53:55,561 --> 00:53:57,861 one person when you're with another person. 880 00:53:58,541 --> 00:54:01,499 "Sexual etiquette." I've never heard of such a thing! 881 00:54:03,349 --> 00:54:05,496 Come on! Tell me something. 882 00:54:06,221 --> 00:54:07,217 One thing. 883 00:54:07,218 --> 00:54:08,371 Sorry. 884 00:54:12,211 --> 00:54:13,192 Grace... 885 00:54:13,741 --> 00:54:15,100 Speaking of other people... 886 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:16,307 What a cute dog! 887 00:54:18,610 --> 00:54:19,330 Hi puppy. 888 00:54:23,621 --> 00:54:25,111 So cute. 889 00:54:25,941 --> 00:54:28,972 You know, when I was little I wanted a dog more than anything. 890 00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:33,250 I begged my parents everyday. And everyday they said "no". 891 00:54:33,621 --> 00:54:36,533 So, one day I went to the store and I bought one of those joke leashes, 892 00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,997 the kind that make you look like you have an invisible dog. 893 00:54:39,161 --> 00:54:39,916 You know what I mean? 894 00:54:40,501 --> 00:54:44,294 I walked it all around the house, talked to it as if it were real. 895 00:54:44,861 --> 00:54:47,489 - That's brilliant. Did they give in? - No. 896 00:54:51,341 --> 00:54:53,775 You know what I've realized from being with you? 897 00:54:54,341 --> 00:54:56,552 My ex-boyfriend never really cuddled. 898 00:54:56,861 --> 00:54:59,579 - Did you ask him to cuddle? - No, I think a person should know. 899 00:55:00,261 --> 00:55:03,590 No, a person can't know what another person is thinking, Grace... 900 00:55:03,221 --> 00:55:05,496 Next time, tell him. 901 00:55:05,661 --> 00:55:07,617 I'm never going back to him. 902 00:55:08,861 --> 00:55:10,291 So tell the next boyfriend. 903 00:55:12,181 --> 00:55:14,760 You're my next boyfriend. 904 00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:42,616 What are you gonna have? 905 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:44,695 - You know what's funny? - What? 906 00:55:45,141 --> 00:55:48,174 You always ask me what I'm gonna have before you decide what you're gona have. 907 00:55:50,410 --> 00:55:51,394 Sorry, that's an old habit. 908 00:55:58,221 --> 00:55:59,896 So? What are you gonna have? 909 00:56:08,161 --> 00:56:10,272 Here's a thing you have to understand. 910 00:56:10,273 --> 00:56:14,418 It's that...men, they can't say what they really feel or want, 911 00:56:14,419 --> 00:56:16,934 they have to act it out. They're very hostile, 912 00:56:17,101 --> 00:56:19,535 passive aggressive and uncommunicative. 913 00:56:20,421 --> 00:56:23,458 - That's how they are, Allegra. - Grace, you can't generalize. 914 00:56:24,661 --> 00:56:26,777 I was speaking from experience, Allegra. 915 00:56:26,981 --> 00:56:28,539 Something that you've been spared. 916 00:56:29,101 --> 00:56:30,216 Wait. 917 00:56:30,941 --> 00:56:34,305 - You mean you don't hate men? - No. 918 00:56:35,181 --> 00:56:37,120 Then how come you're a lesbian? 919 00:56:37,810 --> 00:56:39,775 Because I love women, there's a difference. 920 00:56:46,661 --> 00:56:48,413 I want to make a toast. 921 00:56:48,661 --> 00:56:50,219 To women united! 922 00:56:51,501 --> 00:56:53,332 This is amazing, Grace... 923 00:56:54,141 --> 00:56:56,735 Oh! "Amazing Grace"... 924 00:56:57,301 --> 00:56:59,610 I'm so bummed your friend Nell couldn't come! 925 00:57:00,341 --> 00:57:01,807 No, you're not. Trust me. 926 00:57:02,430 --> 00:57:04,991 Grace...what's with all the cut-out heads in your photos? 927 00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:07,179 That's him. My ex. 928 00:57:08,210 --> 00:57:11,331 I cut his head off. Haven't you ever done that with old pictures of your ex's? 929 00:57:11,501 --> 00:57:12,980 Oh, tons of times! 930 00:57:13,461 --> 00:57:15,333 If I did that, they'd be mad at me. 931 00:57:15,461 --> 00:57:17,433 Did you keep yours or just threw them away? 932 00:57:17,501 --> 00:57:19,571 I keep them. Sentimental, I guess. 933 00:57:20,661 --> 00:57:21,537 Do you wanna see him? 934 00:57:21,901 --> 00:57:22,978 Totally. 935 00:57:25,821 --> 00:57:28,740 - Why do you wanna see a picture of the ex? - I'm just trying to get to know her. 936 00:57:28,741 --> 00:57:30,560 - She's so cute! - She is. 937 00:57:56,681 --> 00:57:59,854 It can't be truth! They can't be ex's! 938 00:57:59,861 --> 00:58:03,380 Break it off, right now. You've got to get out of there, 939 00:58:03,381 --> 00:58:06,920 before this turns into a total calamity. 940 00:58:06,181 --> 00:58:09,331 If things can get this bad in New York City, imagine what it's like in a small town. 941 00:58:09,741 --> 00:58:12,175 Then again...New York City is a small town. 942 00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:16,892 You do not have a fever... 943 00:58:17,381 --> 00:58:19,417 This is where that goes. 944 00:58:20,318 --> 00:58:22,895 Alright, listen...this is what we're gonna do. 945 00:58:23,610 --> 00:58:26,460 You're gonna get up, get dressed, go find each person, and tell them 946 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:29,120 you're sorry, but it's over. Alright? 947 00:58:29,381 --> 00:58:32,339 I can't break up with them, I'll hurt their feelings. 948 00:58:36,701 --> 00:58:38,600 You're amazing, it's just... 949 00:58:38,610 --> 00:58:41,690 I just got out of a relationship, this is not healthy... 950 00:58:41,761 --> 00:58:43,314 this is too new... 951 00:58:57,430 --> 00:58:58,303 Oh, my God! 952 00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:02,413 They're cheating on me. 953 00:59:25,438 --> 00:59:27,160 - What? - Huh? 954 00:59:27,461 --> 00:59:30,127 - You've been staring at me all night. - Sorry. 955 00:59:32,561 --> 00:59:34,800 What you're gonna have? 956 00:59:38,341 --> 00:59:41,936 - What the hell is wrong tonight? - You're face is scratching me. 957 00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:45,499 - I just shaved. - You're scratching me anyway. 958 00:59:45,661 --> 00:59:48,300 Allegra, if you don't wanna have sex, just say so. 959 00:59:53,821 --> 00:59:57,411 Now I get it. Now I know why you won't include me in your life. 960 00:59:57,941 --> 01:00:00,535 - You're still in love with her. - What are you talking about? 961 01:00:00,701 --> 01:00:03,534 I'm talking about what just happened at the grocery store. 962 01:00:03,634 --> 01:00:06,890 Grace, you said you liked maccaroni and cheese. 963 01:00:07,101 --> 01:00:09,974 All I said was Samantha liked maccaroni and cheese too. 964 01:00:10,141 --> 01:00:11,923 That's all. Nothing happened. 965 01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:13,129 That's not all. 966 01:00:13,301 --> 01:00:17,499 I asked you what she looked like, and you knew how many eyelashes she has. 967 01:00:17,661 --> 01:00:18,855 I'm going home. 968 01:00:18,856 --> 01:00:19,856 Grace, please. 969 01:00:19,921 --> 01:00:23,130 Let me just ask you, where are we going? 970 01:00:24,541 --> 01:00:27,897 We're going...along... 971 01:00:30,621 --> 01:00:31,451 Do you love me? 972 01:00:38,126 --> 01:00:40,831 I...I... 973 01:00:41,381 --> 01:00:44,817 I ask you if you love me and you can't even answer! 974 01:00:46,301 --> 01:00:47,390 You're like a guy. 975 01:00:58,610 --> 01:00:59,540 What is a guy, anyway? 976 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,576 Someone who can't say how she feels? 977 01:01:03,741 --> 01:01:08,631 Someone who can't say "I love you", because loving someone makes a person vulnerable? 978 01:01:14,301 --> 01:01:17,532 I didn't talk to Philip or Grace for three days. 979 01:01:18,221 --> 01:01:19,415 I tried to write. 980 01:01:19,941 --> 01:01:22,330 But somehow I just couldn't get anything done. 981 01:01:45,821 --> 01:01:47,300 So, what's up man? 982 01:01:47,461 --> 01:01:49,531 The lesbian is busy tonight? 983 01:01:50,861 --> 01:01:51,657 Shut up. 984 01:01:52,661 --> 01:01:54,731 Well, I've got a date myself, so... 985 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:56,576 Don't wait up. 986 01:01:57,477 --> 01:01:59,770 Ciao bello! 987 01:02:13,421 --> 01:02:14,260 Yes, Molly... 988 01:02:14,261 --> 01:02:17,717 Al, it's an emergency. I need you to help me at a catering job tonight. 989 01:02:17,721 --> 01:02:20,120 - Oh, no. - I wouldn't call you unless... 990 01:02:20,181 --> 01:02:23,567 I'm a writer, not a waiter. Alright? 991 01:02:24,114 --> 01:02:25,180 - Please. - Absolutely not. 992 01:02:25,181 --> 01:02:27,859 - I haven't done a catering job in 5 years. - Please. 993 01:02:28,121 --> 01:02:31,615 What's happening? What's happening? Can you, please, put that down. OK? 994 01:02:40,403 --> 01:02:41,800 - Cheers. - Cheers. 995 01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:44,500 A honeymoon in Paris, it's so old-fashioned. 996 01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:47,374 - It's so romantic. - Sam you look really happy. 997 01:02:47,541 --> 01:02:50,140 - You're glowing. - I feel like I have a fever. 998 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,893 Of course you have a fever, you're getting married! 999 01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:54,304 Here, a little shot of whisky should help. 1000 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:56,620 Thank you. 1001 01:03:12,221 --> 01:03:15,200 Damn! I wanted one of those toast points. 1002 01:03:15,210 --> 01:03:16,340 Can you hurry up with this, please? 1003 01:03:16,341 --> 01:03:17,338 Oh, great! 1004 01:03:19,541 --> 01:03:21,526 You owe me so big. 1005 01:03:21,701 --> 01:03:24,491 Take this. Get out there! Go! 1006 01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:51,338 Sam, your glass is full. 1007 01:04:00,981 --> 01:04:03,980 I only called you because we have to go to that stupid thing together. 1008 01:04:03,981 --> 01:04:05,460 Right. What are you gonna have? 1009 01:04:05,621 --> 01:04:08,550 - We don't have to do that anymore. - What? Do what? 1010 01:04:08,221 --> 01:04:10,520 The asking what the other one is having. 1011 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,370 We're separated. 1012 01:04:11,981 --> 01:04:13,160 All right. 1013 01:04:29,992 --> 01:04:31,510 - Alright... - I... 1014 01:04:31,181 --> 01:04:32,455 What? No, I'm sorry. 1015 01:04:32,621 --> 01:04:34,612 No. Pardon me. 1016 01:04:34,613 --> 01:04:35,712 Go ahead. 1017 01:04:35,821 --> 01:04:37,829 This is a hard discussion Grace... 1018 01:04:38,621 --> 01:04:40,416 You know...then let me go first. 1019 01:04:41,821 --> 01:04:44,244 Philip...I've met someone else. 1020 01:04:45,501 --> 01:04:46,297 You have? 1021 01:04:46,461 --> 01:04:49,550 And we're in love, and I think it's serious. 1022 01:04:49,221 --> 01:04:51,980 I mean, I know it's serious. 1023 01:04:53,501 --> 01:04:56,100 Grace, I'm happy for you. Really. 1024 01:04:57,141 --> 01:04:59,188 That's all you have to say? You're happy for me? 1025 01:04:59,189 --> 01:05:00,801 No. No. 1026 01:05:00,821 --> 01:05:03,733 It's just that I've met somebody else too... 1027 01:05:03,741 --> 01:05:06,315 And it's pretty serious. No, it's definitely serious. 1028 01:05:06,501 --> 01:05:08,590 - It's another woman. - Yes it is. 1029 01:05:08,221 --> 01:05:10,799 But it didn't happen before we broke up, I swear. 1030 01:05:10,834 --> 01:05:13,935 No, I'm not talking about you, you fool. I'm talking about me. 1031 01:05:14,261 --> 01:05:15,895 I'm involved with another woman. 1032 01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:19,871 Champagne refills, please. "Rápido, rápido", please. 1033 01:05:19,972 --> 01:05:23,283 "Schnell", please. Quickly! Is everyone here an idiot? 1034 01:05:27,511 --> 01:05:28,689 What are you doing here? 1035 01:05:30,981 --> 01:05:32,778 I'm in charge of refills. 1036 01:05:36,581 --> 01:05:37,875 Come with me. 1037 01:05:40,741 --> 01:05:44,119 How about you work on the meatballs, OK? Let me just do this. 1038 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:49,103 - So, you're a lesbian now? - Yes, I am. And happily. 1039 01:05:49,341 --> 01:05:53,500 With a woman who is interested in me and all aspects of my life. 1040 01:05:53,661 --> 01:05:56,698 Well, the woman that I'm seeing takes me for who I am. 1041 01:05:56,861 --> 01:05:59,733 - She loves me unconditionally. - She must be a saint. 1042 01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,619 She's the most unique person I've ever met. 1043 01:06:02,681 --> 01:06:04,230 She's a totally unconventional woman. 1044 01:06:04,301 --> 01:06:07,555 Well, the woman I've falled in love with doesn't mind doing things together, 1045 01:06:07,556 --> 01:06:09,307 like a normal couple. 1046 01:06:09,331 --> 01:06:13,730 And we have amazing sex. All the time. 1047 01:06:13,941 --> 01:06:15,281 Well, we're getting married. 1048 01:06:15,781 --> 01:06:16,770 You're what?! 1049 01:06:17,381 --> 01:06:19,895 - Why are you catering? - Why are you having an engagement party? 1050 01:06:19,961 --> 01:06:22,839 - Why aren't you at home writing? - Why are you marrying Jeff? 1051 01:06:22,901 --> 01:06:26,232 Wait. Do you wanna have a fight now? Is that what's happening here? 1052 01:06:28,101 --> 01:06:31,235 I'm marrying Jeff because I want someone I can count on. 1053 01:06:31,661 --> 01:06:34,671 - You're out of your mind? You don't love him. - I do! 1054 01:06:35,210 --> 01:06:39,747 Sort of...and for all his flaws, you know, at least Jeff wants to try to grow. 1055 01:06:39,748 --> 01:06:44,350 I want to grow too, you know? And I have...a lot, since we broke up. 1056 01:06:44,341 --> 01:06:45,711 You wouldn't believe the growth! 1057 01:06:46,981 --> 01:06:49,319 - What? - Samantha? 1058 01:06:49,581 --> 01:06:50,759 What the hell is going on? 1059 01:06:51,221 --> 01:06:53,212 I'm having a private conversation in here. 1060 01:06:53,741 --> 01:06:54,651 With who? 1061 01:06:54,821 --> 01:06:55,723 None of your business. 1062 01:06:58,221 --> 01:07:01,372 With my lesbian ex-lover if you must know, Jeff. 1063 01:07:01,581 --> 01:07:02,855 Guess what, Philip. 1064 01:07:03,261 --> 01:07:06,173 I'm marrying the woman that I love, too. We're going to Spain 1065 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,383 where gay people can get married, unlike here. 1066 01:07:11,581 --> 01:07:13,315 I'll make sure to send you an invitation. 1067 01:07:14,941 --> 01:07:17,783 Alright. Have fun in Spain. 1068 01:07:20,181 --> 01:07:21,259 Is Allegra there? 1069 01:07:24,701 --> 01:07:25,956 Get a hammer. 1070 01:07:26,981 --> 01:07:28,545 We're gonna bust this door down. 1071 01:07:28,701 --> 01:07:31,135 I don't really want a girlfriend. 1072 01:07:32,301 --> 01:07:34,337 Stop lying to yourself. 1073 01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:37,187 OK. Well, let me put it like this, then. 1074 01:07:39,861 --> 01:07:42,329 I want a lifetime partner. 1075 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:44,173 And I can't help it. That's just how I am. 1076 01:07:44,341 --> 01:07:46,775 And I know you're against that kind of stuff, and you think it's 1077 01:07:46,941 --> 01:07:49,770 slavery and patriarchy, and all that kind of stuff. 1078 01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:53,781 But, Allegra...I want to grow old with someone. 1079 01:07:54,221 --> 01:07:56,940 And that doesn't mean you don't have a self. It just means... 1080 01:07:57,541 --> 01:08:00,931 that you wanna share yourself with someone else. 1081 01:08:01,621 --> 01:08:03,304 I don't wanna be with someone who shuts down 1082 01:08:03,305 --> 01:08:05,773 as soon as she starts feeling close. 1083 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,407 - I do not do that. - Yes, you do. 1084 01:08:13,739 --> 01:08:14,959 OK. 1085 01:08:16,141 --> 01:08:16,983 I do. 1086 01:08:19,101 --> 01:08:22,684 But I don't want to...I really, really don't. 1087 01:08:27,581 --> 01:08:28,411 Hold it! 1088 01:08:36,701 --> 01:08:39,468 - I'm not speaking to you. - I'm not speaking to you. 1089 01:08:42,461 --> 01:08:46,131 Never did like your friend Jeff, anyway. He's an idiot. 1090 01:08:47,181 --> 01:08:48,773 Just ignore me the whole night, 1091 01:08:48,941 --> 01:08:51,535 and try not to make out with every woman in the room! 1092 01:08:52,501 --> 01:08:55,652 I can't believe I'm wearing this stupid outfit. 1093 01:09:00,221 --> 01:09:02,980 I think you look cute. 1094 01:09:27,941 --> 01:09:30,660 I have never seen you this vulnerable. 1095 01:09:32,821 --> 01:09:34,459 It's all your fault. 1096 01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:37,700 It's fantastic. 1097 01:09:47,210 --> 01:09:49,290 Sam, I'm going to bust the door down! 1098 01:09:55,221 --> 01:09:56,747 Jeffrey, we need to talk. 1099 01:10:05,141 --> 01:10:06,281 - Allegra! - Oh my God! 1100 01:10:06,301 --> 01:10:08,610 What are you doing here? I was just trying to call you. 1101 01:10:08,781 --> 01:10:09,816 Philip, I'm on my way out. 1102 01:10:09,981 --> 01:10:13,980 Oh my God, I've got to talk to you. I saw Grace tonight. 1103 01:10:13,261 --> 01:10:14,466 That's my ex, you know. 1104 01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:19,750 And...she met somebody else. She's a lesbian now. 1105 01:10:19,621 --> 01:10:21,851 Can you believe this? Can you? Can you? 1106 01:10:22,610 --> 01:10:25,530 This is insane. They're gonna get married in Spain. 1107 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:28,196 I knew that's what she want, she wanted that, but 1108 01:10:28,221 --> 01:10:30,449 still, it's just such a shock! 1109 01:10:30,621 --> 01:10:32,154 Spain? That's not true. 1110 01:10:32,221 --> 01:10:34,555 She had to tell me how great the sex was that they had. 1111 01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:38,357 She just throw that in there. I went a little bit over the deep end. 1112 01:10:38,421 --> 01:10:41,106 Please, tell me you'll marry me, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 1113 01:10:41,141 --> 01:10:43,530 Allegra, I'm serious. I love you with all my heart and soul. 1114 01:10:43,701 --> 01:10:46,300 Red! Red! Red! 1115 01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:47,851 - Molly. - I'm sorry. 1116 01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:51,106 - Philip, what are you doing here? - Jeff and I went to college together. 1117 01:10:52,381 --> 01:10:54,696 Can I just have Allegra for a quick sec... 1118 01:10:54,697 --> 01:10:56,345 Come here. 1119 01:10:57,101 --> 01:10:59,490 Whatever you do, do NOT go into the kitchen. 1120 01:11:07,721 --> 01:11:11,839 He met someone else. He met some woman-saint and he wants to marry her. 1121 01:11:12,701 --> 01:11:14,498 We were together for six years, 1122 01:11:14,661 --> 01:11:16,959 and in five minutes he wants to marry someone else. 1123 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:17,960 I can't believe it! 1124 01:11:17,981 --> 01:11:21,132 I mean, I don't even want to marry him, but it's a principle! 1125 01:11:21,301 --> 01:11:22,575 What did you tell him Grace? 1126 01:11:22,741 --> 01:11:24,467 I told him that I'm a lesbian now. 1127 01:11:25,141 --> 01:11:28,115 After meeting you, I'm a whole new person. 1128 01:11:28,821 --> 01:11:31,510 - Grace, get a hold of yourself! - I quit my job. 1129 01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:34,955 I wanna be a glass blower. And I'm gonna get a dog. 1130 01:11:35,221 --> 01:11:36,767 I'll be right back. Wait. 1131 01:11:36,910 --> 01:11:37,983 Allegra! 1132 01:11:39,621 --> 01:11:42,830 Why is she wearing a catering uniform? 1133 01:11:43,501 --> 01:11:44,695 She was so smug 1134 01:11:45,610 --> 01:11:46,712 about her new relationship with this woman. 1135 01:11:46,713 --> 01:11:49,884 She was going on and on about it, and I just...I felt so angry! 1136 01:11:50,101 --> 01:11:52,296 OK. Then, what happened? 1137 01:11:52,461 --> 01:11:53,917 She ran out of the restaurant. 1138 01:11:54,281 --> 01:11:56,492 - You ran after her? - No, no. 1139 01:11:56,661 --> 01:11:59,860 You were with a woman who ran out of a restaurant after an argument, 1140 01:11:59,861 --> 01:12:01,355 and you didn't run after her? 1141 01:12:01,861 --> 01:12:04,170 No! What was I supposed to do? 1142 01:12:04,341 --> 01:12:07,414 When a woman runs out of a restaurant, that's your cue to get up and run after her. 1143 01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:11,758 - Whose side are you on, anyway? - Not on anyone's side! 1144 01:12:17,393 --> 01:12:18,436 Allegra! 1145 01:12:27,981 --> 01:12:29,687 How do you know her? 1146 01:12:30,501 --> 01:12:31,736 That's my girlfriend. 1147 01:12:39,221 --> 01:12:40,281 Your what?! 1148 01:12:46,628 --> 01:12:52,332 Philip, I met Grace after I met you. 1149 01:12:53,301 --> 01:12:54,575 I had no idea you... 1150 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:58,614 you two were ex's. I had no idea... 1151 01:12:58,615 --> 01:13:03,696 I was gonna end up... seeing both of you. 1152 01:13:07,701 --> 01:13:10,295 It got complicated, 1153 01:13:10,581 --> 01:13:11,616 and it was like... 1154 01:13:12,261 --> 01:13:16,542 being on a moving train that...couldn't stop. 1155 01:13:27,661 --> 01:13:29,174 Some people wanna find someone... 1156 01:13:30,901 --> 01:13:32,459 they can grow old with. 1157 01:13:33,421 --> 01:13:36,190 I didn't understand that before now. 1158 01:13:38,621 --> 01:13:41,135 It makes total sense, 1159 01:13:42,381 --> 01:13:44,762 even if it takes going through hell to get there. 1160 01:13:45,901 --> 01:13:46,910 I'm sorry. 1161 01:13:48,141 --> 01:13:49,351 I'm so sorry. 1162 01:13:49,861 --> 01:13:52,250 I didn't mean...to hurt anyone... 1163 01:15:06,981 --> 01:15:09,290 The reason Freud thought there were no coincidences 1164 01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:12,578 is because we're always more aware than we think we are. 1165 01:15:13,821 --> 01:15:15,770 We think we just run into someone but, in fact, 1166 01:15:15,971 --> 01:15:18,771 we might have seen him out of the corner of our eye earlier that day. 1167 01:15:18,941 --> 01:15:20,656 We just didn't register it. 1168 01:15:22,781 --> 01:15:25,600 Once something lodges itself in your unconscious 1169 01:15:25,601 --> 01:15:28,546 it's just there, pleading to be realized. 1170 01:15:34,501 --> 01:15:35,490 So, 1171 01:15:35,741 --> 01:15:39,495 this was the last coincidence I had with Philip and Grace. 1172 01:15:45,201 --> 01:15:47,367 It was also the last time I ever saw them. 1173 01:15:53,821 --> 01:15:58,480 I never again left anything in my life just to chance. 1174 01:16:24,221 --> 01:16:25,859 A poet once wrote: 1175 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:29,135 "The Heart is the capital of the Mind" 1176 01:16:29,581 --> 01:16:32,950 "The Mind is a single State" 1177 01:16:32,741 --> 01:16:36,814 "The Heart and the Mind together make A single Continent." 1178 01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:42,820 "A single Continent", it's just such a great concept when you think about it. 1179 01:16:43,501 --> 01:16:45,930 Emily Dickinson. 1180 01:16:45,501 --> 01:16:46,650 Emily Dickinson? 1181 01:16:46,821 --> 01:16:48,652 - She wrote it. - Are you sure? 1182 01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:51,945 Honey, if she says so, you can take it to the bank. 1183 01:16:52,221 --> 01:16:53,000 Really? 1184 01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,170 I just get Emily Dickinson confused with the other one 1185 01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:57,340 the one who stayed home all the time. 1186 01:16:57,341 --> 01:16:59,439 - Emily Dickinson. - Emily Dickinson! 1187 01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:02,451 What about the Brontë's, didn't the Brontë's stay home all the time too? 1188 01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:03,679 Hey, honey. 1189 01:17:06,781 --> 01:17:08,931 - Sorry I'm late. - No, you're not late. 1190 01:17:09,101 --> 01:17:12,173 - I got you maccaroni and cheese. - You're such a good girlfriend. 1191 01:17:12,621 --> 01:17:15,215 - So, how did it go today? - I got ten pages down. 1192 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:16,416 That's great! 1193 01:17:16,581 --> 01:17:18,400 Did you ever read any Emily Dickinson? 1194 01:17:18,410 --> 01:17:20,220 Al...you know I hate poetry. 1195 01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:22,960 Yeah...yeah. 1196 01:17:23,181 --> 01:17:24,637 I love that about you. 1197 01:17:24,981 --> 01:17:26,978 I love you. I love you totally. 1198 01:17:27,181 --> 01:17:29,758 Good. I love you too, and... 1199 01:17:29,821 --> 01:17:32,433 there's tons of laundry to do later and I'm not doing it alone, so... 1200 01:17:34,861 --> 01:17:39,630 What do you say we stay in tonight and watch an old movie? 1201 01:17:46,710 --> 01:17:53,199 SUBTITLES by LouCid LouCid@gmail.com 92188