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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:32,265 Let's hear it for the bride and groom! 2 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,958 How much d'you want to lick his armpits? 3 00:02:04,373 --> 00:02:06,799 A little song that I'm very fond of 4 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,384 since it's called I Love You. 5 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,850 I love you 6 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:16,641 I L-O-V-E Y-O-U 7 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,024 You love me 8 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:24,987 Y-O-U L-O-V-E M-E 9 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,841 Let's give a big hand to Thomas 10 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,458 who just performed a song he wrote himself. 11 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:51,927 Thank you. 12 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:56,224 Now let's hear it for the newlyweds, Jeanne and Sébastien! 13 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,994 Cute little song. 14 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,032 Children love it. 15 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:15,489 Thank you. 16 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,207 How much d'you want 17 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,708 to wear that dress for a whole week? 18 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,753 Got a light? 19 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,800 The old lighter trick. I know it. A classic. 20 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,845 Don't worry, you're not my type at all. 21 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,306 So what is your type? 22 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:39,896 I don't know... 23 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:43,732 Blond, blue eyes, fairly muscular, elegant, 24 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,779 with dimples when he smiles. And rich, with property. 25 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:50,992 That's me to a T. 26 00:03:51,149 --> 00:03:52,117 Exactly. 27 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:55,448 That's tough because you're not my type. 28 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:58,162 I like tall, busty blondes. 29 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,368 I'm really not tempted. 30 00:04:00,659 --> 00:04:02,538 No misunderstandings then. 31 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,138 I'll take your number 32 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:15,641 in case I really have nothing to do one evening 33 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,644 or for a pal... 34 00:04:18,844 --> 00:04:19,686 An ugly one. 35 00:04:19,804 --> 00:04:22,308 One date with you, I'd get nauseous. 36 00:04:22,807 --> 00:04:23,854 Nauseous? 37 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:25,770 Well... I shit on you! 38 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,699 I went a bit far there? 39 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:42,459 It's true! 40 00:04:42,659 --> 00:04:45,291 Rich folks' kids are better looking? 41 00:04:45,455 --> 00:04:48,758 You bet. Rich guys marry beautiful women. 42 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:51,129 Beautiful wives mean beautiful kids. 43 00:04:51,335 --> 00:04:54,182 - Bullshit! - No, it's logical. 44 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:57,933 My parents aren't rich, so I'm not beautiful? 45 00:04:58,676 --> 00:05:00,521 You're no hottie, true. 46 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:09,436 Next time, warn me I'm about to kiss a troll. 47 00:06:57,629 --> 00:06:59,600 François Hollande's double 48 00:06:59,757 --> 00:07:02,183 David Guetta's double 49 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:17,529 THE BRATS 50 00:07:19,694 --> 00:07:20,947 Explain all this. 51 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,164 Later. 52 00:07:22,322 --> 00:07:24,703 I had a ton of work this weekend. 53 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:26,461 Was this that urgent? 54 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:28,505 I want to meet your parents. 55 00:07:28,662 --> 00:07:30,164 Just like that? 56 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:34,970 Damn, that's for us. 57 00:07:36,504 --> 00:07:37,300 Shit! 58 00:07:44,678 --> 00:07:46,226 Here. They won't search you. 59 00:07:46,597 --> 00:07:48,566 What is this? What's in it? 60 00:07:48,766 --> 00:07:49,608 I'll explain. 61 00:07:49,808 --> 00:07:51,061 You're scaring me! 62 00:07:52,519 --> 00:07:53,316 Good evening. 63 00:07:54,021 --> 00:07:56,197 Please get out of the car. 64 00:07:57,024 --> 00:07:57,992 Of course. 65 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:06,661 And the lady... 66 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:09,920 Do I need to search her too? 67 00:08:19,923 --> 00:08:20,846 Here we go. 68 00:08:21,048 --> 00:08:22,974 So what's this for? 69 00:08:30,642 --> 00:08:31,438 Lola, 70 00:08:32,976 --> 00:08:35,026 I know what a burden I am. 71 00:08:36,063 --> 00:08:38,910 I lie around the house, I work nights... 72 00:08:39,526 --> 00:08:41,450 But I'm going to grow up now. 73 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,247 I want to meet your parents. I want to marry you. 74 00:08:45,615 --> 00:08:46,538 Lola... 75 00:08:46,782 --> 00:08:48,252 Will you marry me? 76 00:08:48,992 --> 00:08:50,746 You goddamn maniac! 77 00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:52,336 Yes, I'll marry you! 78 00:08:54,165 --> 00:08:56,386 You'd have ratted me out! 79 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:13,857 - Hi, honey! - Hi, Mom. 80 00:09:16,063 --> 00:09:17,988 You must be Thomas. 81 00:09:18,439 --> 00:09:19,282 Mom... 82 00:09:19,482 --> 00:09:21,327 You wear nail varnish now? 83 00:09:22,861 --> 00:09:25,241 Is it OK if I call you Tom? 84 00:09:25,404 --> 00:09:27,033 Sometimes... 85 00:09:29,785 --> 00:09:30,787 Hi, Dad! 86 00:09:31,285 --> 00:09:32,458 Hiya, sweetie. 87 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,423 That's her father. 88 00:09:34,623 --> 00:09:36,171 Glued to the TV. 89 00:09:36,415 --> 00:09:37,795 The joy of my life! 90 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,928 Good evening. 91 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:40,717 Hi, kid. 92 00:09:42,089 --> 00:09:43,842 He sold his firm, see. 93 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:45,602 He's bored. 94 00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:51,683 Most NGOs don't have skills in drinking water and drainage. 95 00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:54,981 We work closely with specialized companies. 96 00:09:55,185 --> 00:09:58,112 Even if we subcontract, we follow each expense. 97 00:09:58,355 --> 00:10:01,111 We're in Haiti, Chad and Côte d'Ivoire. 98 00:10:01,441 --> 00:10:04,870 The footage is familiar but don't... 99 00:10:05,112 --> 00:10:06,991 I mean, people imagine... 100 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,167 Water for Africa, plonk for me. 101 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:14,508 Right, it's not one of your wines 102 00:10:14,789 --> 00:10:16,088 at 500 euros a bottle. 103 00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:17,965 I think of others 104 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,678 when I use our money. 105 00:10:19,835 --> 00:10:20,712 Our money? 106 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,018 I sold my company, now they profit! 107 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,383 Enough! 108 00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:28,104 Well, this really proves... 109 00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:32,816 Great... 110 00:10:33,474 --> 00:10:34,442 Nothing. 111 00:10:35,143 --> 00:10:38,901 Since everyone's so relaxed, I'll tell you our news. 112 00:10:39,229 --> 00:10:40,575 We're getting married. 113 00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:42,743 What? 114 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,403 Is that true? 115 00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:46,995 That's wonderful! I'm so happy! 116 00:10:49,074 --> 00:10:50,372 We barely know you. 117 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:53,870 We have to catch up. Tell us what you do. 118 00:10:54,036 --> 00:10:56,007 Lola said you play in a band? 119 00:10:56,582 --> 00:10:59,839 Yes, but with marriage and new responsibilities, 120 00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:02,347 I've decided to get serious. 121 00:11:02,503 --> 00:11:05,225 I've applied to a debt recovery firm. 122 00:11:06,884 --> 00:11:08,853 Nothing very exciting 123 00:11:09,095 --> 00:11:11,191 but with regular hours. 124 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:13,104 I didn't know you'd applied! 125 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,151 I wanted to surprise you. 126 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,231 So cute! 127 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,147 Brown-noser... 128 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:24,075 It's upsetting. He seems totally depressed. 129 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:29,166 Want to play porn stars? 130 00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:31,284 Yeah. 131 00:11:31,618 --> 00:11:32,995 What's my name? 132 00:11:34,787 --> 00:11:35,710 Mitch. 133 00:11:36,789 --> 00:11:38,086 Mitch Cum. 134 00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:59,649 I'm doing my best, I'm no porn expert! 135 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,402 It's not the weather report. 136 00:12:02,565 --> 00:12:03,533 Want the finish? 137 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:15,214 - Good night. - Good night, Mitch honey. 138 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,595 How's it going? 139 00:12:29,802 --> 00:12:30,645 Hi. 140 00:12:38,101 --> 00:12:41,186 He was in my year at Harvard. 141 00:12:43,189 --> 00:12:44,032 What? 142 00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:46,492 Just kidding... 143 00:12:46,652 --> 00:12:49,282 Not your usual Harvard guy... 144 00:12:53,659 --> 00:12:54,831 I'm splitting. 145 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:56,920 I'm sorry? 146 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,003 I'm sick of this house, of her pissing me off... 147 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,886 I'm outta here. 148 00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:07,593 How about getting some air? 149 00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:09,425 We could do the shopping. 150 00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:13,223 OK. I'll drive. 151 00:13:15,556 --> 00:13:16,854 Let me help you. 152 00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:28,152 I did yours while I was doing mine. It needed it! 153 00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:31,618 Hello. 154 00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:33,914 Say hello to Gilbert. 155 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:35,874 Hello, Gilbert. 156 00:13:36,578 --> 00:13:37,580 Who was that? 157 00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:39,876 The neighbor. I hate his guts. 158 00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:42,544 Mr. Squeaky Clean. 159 00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,383 I bet he's a pervert 160 00:13:44,753 --> 00:13:46,097 who screws his dog. 161 00:13:54,721 --> 00:13:55,565 Shit! 162 00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:57,729 Can you see? 163 00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:00,694 Perfectly! 164 00:14:02,937 --> 00:14:06,650 I think old people should retake their driving test. 165 00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:10,706 Young people should shut their mouth. 166 00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:13,325 I passed it before you were born! 167 00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:14,290 Precisely. 168 00:14:18,203 --> 00:14:19,547 You can always walk. 169 00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:22,002 It's OK, quit being a drag. 170 00:14:25,669 --> 00:14:26,796 Goddamn virgin. 171 00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:32,770 Quinoa, tofu, 172 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:34,980 wakame puree... 173 00:14:35,303 --> 00:14:37,809 I'm shopping for the Dalai Lama! 174 00:14:38,347 --> 00:14:39,727 Try to relax, sir. 175 00:14:40,392 --> 00:14:42,488 Cut the "sir", I'm not ancient! 176 00:14:44,479 --> 00:14:47,325 Here we go, just what Grandpa needs! 177 00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:48,573 Sure, jerk! 178 00:14:48,817 --> 00:14:49,819 Good morning. 179 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:52,490 What do you have to offer? 180 00:14:53,363 --> 00:14:56,245 Try the Chàteau Fabien 2007. 181 00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,295 That's the Chàteau Fabien? 182 00:14:58,993 --> 00:15:00,543 I've heard a lot about it. 183 00:15:00,787 --> 00:15:02,838 It's an elegant wine 184 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,795 with a fruity undercurrent. 185 00:15:08,963 --> 00:15:10,136 Very elegant! 186 00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:12,643 A very handsome youngster. 187 00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:14,846 A pretty boy like you. 188 00:15:15,511 --> 00:15:16,559 Irresistible. 189 00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:19,021 What do you know? It's vinegar. 190 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:23,857 Right. 191 00:15:25,772 --> 00:15:27,150 No good. Fabien? 192 00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:29,410 - Fabien, no good. - No good at all. 193 00:15:30,693 --> 00:15:32,868 Knock it back. Loosen up. 194 00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:35,785 He needs something more relaxing. 195 00:15:36,491 --> 00:15:38,370 Maybe a rejuvenating wine? 196 00:15:38,493 --> 00:15:40,749 Very funny. Watch it, OK. 197 00:15:41,788 --> 00:15:44,383 I don't really know what you mean. 198 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:46,085 That looks good. 199 00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,384 It's not on offer today. 200 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:50,803 Don't be a bitch. 201 00:15:52,549 --> 00:15:54,177 One for the road! 202 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:57,349 Just one then. I have to work. 203 00:15:58,556 --> 00:15:59,478 Cheers! 204 00:16:02,643 --> 00:16:03,861 It's good. 205 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,030 Shit... We're late. 206 00:16:06,187 --> 00:16:07,314 Nico! 207 00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:09,656 - Thanks, guys. - Nico, pal... 208 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:17,081 We'll split the list. 209 00:16:17,406 --> 00:16:18,499 That way... 210 00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:22,165 You did a Suzanne. 211 00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:23,916 What? 212 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:26,719 Suzanne never finishes a sentence. 213 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,757 She starts, you wait, and then nothing... 214 00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:31,381 You noticed that? 215 00:16:31,547 --> 00:16:34,393 I thought no one had but me. 216 00:16:34,509 --> 00:16:36,307 It gets me so mad! 217 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,606 And she always uses chopsticks! 218 00:16:38,846 --> 00:16:40,063 "It's handier." 219 00:16:40,221 --> 00:16:42,773 No way! They're two bits of wood! 220 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:45,405 - This isn't China. - It isn't China! 221 00:16:48,773 --> 00:16:49,775 Listen to me. 222 00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:52,118 My wife, OK? 223 00:16:52,358 --> 00:16:53,578 My daughter, 224 00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:56,579 that woman shopping over there, 225 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,210 the other one getting stuff... 226 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,872 they're all ball-busters. 227 00:17:03,662 --> 00:17:06,840 They get you high but it's hell being hooked. 228 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,754 It's true. Listen. 229 00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:12,677 Don't get married. 230 00:17:13,715 --> 00:17:17,269 Understand? If you want a halfway decent life, 231 00:17:18,053 --> 00:17:19,226 don't get married! 232 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:26,436 When I'm drunk, I like to feel myself. 233 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:30,906 Is Dad always like that? 234 00:17:31,108 --> 00:17:33,579 I don't know. I ignore him. Look. 235 00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:37,246 I've been saving up for a well in Burkina Faso. 236 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,412 You know it's a landlocked country? 237 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:43,913 They've been trying to dig wells for years now. 238 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:48,083 It's crazy. Life expectancy there is 48 years. 239 00:17:48,249 --> 00:17:50,380 It's crazy, it's crazy. 240 00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:51,717 It's crazy! 241 00:18:01,889 --> 00:18:03,358 Can you help me? 242 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,105 Little Gilbert's parents are at the checkout. 243 00:18:10,272 --> 00:18:11,695 Little Gilbert. 244 00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:21,246 Here's my son! 245 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:27,883 I smell hashish. 246 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:29,672 "Hashish"? 247 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,844 Go back to the 60s, you old fart. 248 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:35,634 Let's smoke something first. 249 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:37,644 Got any weed, guys? 250 00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:39,726 They're 8 years old! 251 00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:46,693 Looking to smoke? 252 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,023 Need a contact? 253 00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:54,905 It's ten miles away. 254 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,579 One mile to go. 255 00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:59,077 I need an ATM. 256 00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:00,951 What was the guy's name? 257 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:02,247 Abdullah? 258 00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:04,204 I don't believe it! 259 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:08,165 Iggy Pop's Lust for Life, my all-time favorite album! 260 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,009 I've seen him live 8 times. 261 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,878 He got me into music! 262 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,510 As a wedding-singer? 263 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:15,298 It's a money-earner. 264 00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:17,719 I wanted to be in music. I made a demo. 265 00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,719 Right, sure! 266 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,890 Now you're in debt recovery. 267 00:19:23,055 --> 00:19:24,683 It's a beginning. 268 00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:27,314 Look who's here! 269 00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:29,572 Know what they do? This. 270 00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:34,284 - Fuck war! - Fuck you back! 271 00:19:40,072 --> 00:19:41,244 This is good. 272 00:19:42,908 --> 00:19:44,411 That's the Iggy dance! 273 00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:54,971 Hear that hi-hat! 274 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:57,806 So hi, it's stratospheric! 275 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,534 Turn it down! 276 00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:17,407 Hello. 277 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:20,822 Hi, I'll have a combo n° 3 with a Diet Coke. 278 00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:21,990 The same. 279 00:20:22,156 --> 00:20:23,831 With ketchup and mayo. 280 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:28,795 And a Happy Meal! 281 00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:36,764 Gilbert, right? 282 00:20:39,883 --> 00:20:40,806 Abdullah? 283 00:20:41,009 --> 00:20:41,886 Yeah! 284 00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:44,732 - Abdel-preppy. - What, fucker? 285 00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:46,015 Nothing. 286 00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:48,184 We're here for the weed. 287 00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:49,526 For what? 288 00:20:50,811 --> 00:20:51,779 The weed. 289 00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:54,449 Ok, it's 20 E's the bar. 290 00:20:54,648 --> 00:20:57,734 Only cuz Marco sent you, on the Koran! 291 00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:00,074 On the Koran? 292 00:21:00,571 --> 00:21:01,367 Yeah. 293 00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:06,002 Can you roll it for us? 294 00:21:06,993 --> 00:21:09,874 Watch out for the pigs, this hood sucks! 295 00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,005 Do you know... 296 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,086 Do you know... 297 00:21:15,419 --> 00:21:16,717 Do you know what... 298 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:19,423 an owowow is? 299 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:20,432 No. 300 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:22,720 It's this tiny little bird, 301 00:21:22,843 --> 00:21:25,395 with tiny legs and huge balls 302 00:21:25,554 --> 00:21:28,025 and when he lands, he goes, "Ow ow ow!" 303 00:21:29,183 --> 00:21:31,859 Life's really good with Lola. 304 00:21:32,018 --> 00:21:34,649 We talk, we have no secrets. 305 00:21:36,314 --> 00:21:38,867 Things are really good in bed too. 306 00:21:39,026 --> 00:21:40,654 One horny slut! 307 00:21:45,824 --> 00:21:48,250 How did you get into dealing? 308 00:21:48,494 --> 00:21:50,875 My man Karim in the hood told me, 309 00:21:51,037 --> 00:21:53,840 "Try it, deal the weed." 310 00:21:53,999 --> 00:21:56,847 So we did a deal at 25. 311 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,887 I sell at 20, homey. 312 00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:00,720 That's all. 313 00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:05,178 Aren't you getting fooled? You buy at 25 and sell at 20? 314 00:22:05,886 --> 00:22:07,856 25. I sell at 20, homey. 315 00:22:08,013 --> 00:22:10,816 I get 20 back. What's the problem? 316 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:14,737 So each time we buy, you're giving us 5 euros? 317 00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:18,780 25 minus 20? 318 00:22:18,899 --> 00:22:20,119 That makes 5. 319 00:22:23,029 --> 00:22:24,908 - 20 E's. - That's 20 euros? 320 00:22:25,072 --> 00:22:28,204 You got it, man, you're smart. I like you! 321 00:22:28,409 --> 00:22:30,163 How many E's can you sell? 322 00:22:30,369 --> 00:22:31,462 How do you mean? 323 00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:34,002 How many E's of weed can I buy? 324 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,136 As much as you want. 10, 15, 35... 325 00:22:36,293 --> 00:22:37,591 Seven? 326 00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:39,222 Like it's the SeventiE's! 327 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:47,937 It's not a big breakdown but it'll take a while. 328 00:22:49,305 --> 00:22:51,652 Have dinner without us. 329 00:22:59,441 --> 00:23:00,615 Cut it out. 330 00:23:02,695 --> 00:23:03,867 A beer? 331 00:23:11,662 --> 00:23:13,290 Shit, this is good! 332 00:23:13,955 --> 00:23:15,960 I'm sick of her tofu. 333 00:23:22,297 --> 00:23:23,140 Are you ok? 334 00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:27,808 Careful! At your age, you can croak on that shit. 335 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,142 Seeing that white light? 336 00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,688 Very funny. You'll soon 337 00:23:34,893 --> 00:23:37,444 be choking like an old man too. 338 00:23:37,605 --> 00:23:38,608 How do you mean? 339 00:23:39,566 --> 00:23:42,366 Marriage, work, a quiet life... 340 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,537 It'll soon be, "We need a place of our own." 341 00:23:45,905 --> 00:23:47,704 A new apartment, a baby... 342 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:50,078 Lola and I aren't into that. 343 00:23:50,243 --> 00:23:52,840 We're cool. No "place of our own". 344 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:56,003 One step at a time. But why talk about me? 345 00:23:56,164 --> 00:23:57,885 How is it with Suzanne? 346 00:23:58,627 --> 00:24:00,973 Can you be inspired in bed after so long? 347 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,975 You invent new positions? 348 00:24:04,382 --> 00:24:07,104 You get home and say, "Let's try this. 349 00:24:07,594 --> 00:24:10,349 "Stick your head in the washing machine, 350 00:24:11,054 --> 00:24:13,401 I'll stand on the Internet box." 351 00:24:18,647 --> 00:24:22,609 I'm sick of this shitty life. I'm sick of this couch. 352 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:25,994 And its color... It's not a color, it's a message 353 00:24:26,155 --> 00:24:27,408 that tells you, 354 00:24:27,781 --> 00:24:30,754 “Come watch Wheel of Fortune, come watch Colombo 355 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:34,542 That's all I have. This couch and this damn TV. 356 00:24:35,915 --> 00:24:37,008 Look at that! 357 00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:39,674 Seen that blonde there? 358 00:24:40,669 --> 00:24:41,967 Hot, isn't she? 359 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:43,639 She's hot! 360 00:24:44,005 --> 00:24:46,010 Suzanne was 10 times hotter! 361 00:24:46,926 --> 00:24:47,769 Suzanne! 362 00:24:47,968 --> 00:24:52,022 You've no idea. Tits to drive a man wild! 363 00:24:52,556 --> 00:24:54,857 An incredible ass. A wonder! 364 00:24:55,349 --> 00:24:56,695 Back then, 365 00:24:58,437 --> 00:25:01,033 we'd put on Iggy Pop's Lust for Life 366 00:25:01,398 --> 00:25:03,949 and bang away all night. All night! 367 00:25:04,108 --> 00:25:05,987 I'd grab her by the hair... 368 00:25:13,035 --> 00:25:14,584 I'd eat her pussy... 369 00:25:14,745 --> 00:25:16,715 - I get the picture. - Sorry. 370 00:25:19,875 --> 00:25:22,347 No more pussy now, just seeds. 371 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,058 No more pussy. 372 00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:32,022 It'll be the same for you, the same trap. 373 00:25:32,222 --> 00:25:33,941 Come and see something. 374 00:25:39,937 --> 00:25:42,113 Zildjian K Custom. 375 00:25:42,397 --> 00:25:43,902 Just like Ringo Starr's. 376 00:25:44,651 --> 00:25:46,369 Covered with wet underwear. 377 00:25:48,278 --> 00:25:51,081 There goes your dream! 378 00:26:10,009 --> 00:26:11,479 You had fun with Dad? 379 00:26:12,596 --> 00:26:13,392 Yeah. 380 00:26:13,846 --> 00:26:16,525 Trouble with the car but nothing serious. 381 00:26:18,059 --> 00:26:21,271 Let's leave early. I have work waiting for me. 382 00:26:34,535 --> 00:26:35,788 These are beans? 383 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:40,505 Yes, organic adzuki. They're excellent for... 384 00:26:48,381 --> 00:26:49,727 I need the bankcard. 385 00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:50,681 I'm sorry? 386 00:26:51,301 --> 00:26:53,056 For our joint account. 387 00:26:53,763 --> 00:26:55,893 I want to use my money. 388 00:26:56,891 --> 00:26:58,143 What for? 389 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,358 To do what I want. It's mine, right? 390 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,200 Maybe I'll buy a car, 391 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,407 a solid gold raclette kit, 392 00:27:08,151 --> 00:27:10,829 a thousand briefs or blow it at the track 393 00:27:11,447 --> 00:27:12,449 or eat it! 394 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,247 I hope you're joking... 395 00:27:14,743 --> 00:27:16,667 I've saved for my Burkina Faso project. 396 00:27:16,828 --> 00:27:19,174 You're not frittering it away! 397 00:27:19,413 --> 00:27:21,292 It's MY money! 398 00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:25,425 Hide behind your project to ease your conscience. 399 00:27:25,962 --> 00:27:27,385 But, from now on, 400 00:27:27,755 --> 00:27:29,556 I'm doing what I want! 401 00:27:34,262 --> 00:27:35,389 What's up with him? 402 00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:38,481 Leave him, he'll soon come back down to earth. 403 00:27:44,772 --> 00:27:46,698 Amigos, 404 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,745 I hope you enjoy your brunch. 405 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,576 What are you doing? 406 00:27:52,114 --> 00:27:53,867 I'm splitting. 407 00:27:55,366 --> 00:27:56,837 I'm making room 408 00:27:57,035 --> 00:28:00,372 for the homeless, Romanians or even a Zaghawa tribe. 409 00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:02,211 In fact, 410 00:28:03,584 --> 00:28:04,802 give them this. 411 00:28:05,042 --> 00:28:06,922 I do humanitarian work too! 412 00:28:08,798 --> 00:28:11,348 I'll go this way. No, that way. 413 00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:21,732 Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 414 00:28:21,894 --> 00:28:24,616 I need time alone to weigh things up. 415 00:28:25,188 --> 00:28:28,491 If he needs a teen meltdown at 50, fine. 416 00:28:28,733 --> 00:28:30,784 But we mustn't play along. 417 00:28:31,112 --> 00:28:33,162 - Sure you'll be ok? - I'm good. 418 00:28:33,822 --> 00:28:35,120 I'm totally... 419 00:28:39,493 --> 00:28:40,873 I hope it passes. 420 00:28:41,038 --> 00:28:43,009 Being alone is bad at their age. 421 00:28:43,624 --> 00:28:45,299 It'll all work out. 422 00:28:45,919 --> 00:28:48,970 Do you think we'll end up like them? 423 00:28:50,047 --> 00:28:54,137 Know many couples who play "Porn Stars" every night? 424 00:28:54,553 --> 00:28:56,523 So we'll always be together? 425 00:28:57,262 --> 00:28:58,140 Yeah! 426 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:09,240 At least your résumé is quick to read. 427 00:29:10,443 --> 00:29:11,913 What we need, 428 00:29:12,110 --> 00:29:14,456 are people who can be persuasive. 429 00:29:14,614 --> 00:29:17,290 Your past experience doesn't count. 430 00:29:17,408 --> 00:29:21,212 We need you to learn our methods and apply them. 431 00:29:21,370 --> 00:29:23,966 You know what we do? Can you do it? 432 00:29:24,165 --> 00:29:25,338 Yes, of course. 433 00:29:25,499 --> 00:29:27,676 You can start on Monday. 434 00:29:28,044 --> 00:29:29,594 One word of advice. 435 00:29:30,004 --> 00:29:32,886 In the "interests" paragraph, 436 00:29:33,091 --> 00:29:34,515 lose The Simpsons. 437 00:29:36,385 --> 00:29:37,354 It's wiser. 438 00:29:38,847 --> 00:29:42,310 I called Mom. Know where my dad's living? 439 00:29:42,642 --> 00:29:44,362 In my old student apartment. 440 00:29:45,270 --> 00:29:46,568 He's totally crazy. 441 00:29:46,813 --> 00:29:47,986 He'll get over it. 442 00:29:48,356 --> 00:29:50,829 To your new job! I'm so proud of you. 443 00:29:51,026 --> 00:29:52,323 I'm proud of me too. 444 00:29:55,321 --> 00:29:56,997 I've been thinking... 445 00:29:57,448 --> 00:29:59,830 I'm getting more responsibilities, 446 00:30:00,035 --> 00:30:01,333 there's your job, 447 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:02,840 our wedding... 448 00:30:03,330 --> 00:30:06,381 Maybe we should stop paying rent 449 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:08,294 and get a place of our own? 450 00:30:10,336 --> 00:30:11,305 Yeah. 451 00:30:12,381 --> 00:30:14,351 I can look at ads? 452 00:30:15,718 --> 00:30:16,720 Yeah, sure. 453 00:30:16,926 --> 00:30:20,309 Actually, I've picked out a few already. 454 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,147 There's this one in a Haussmann building 455 00:30:24,351 --> 00:30:26,321 with a herringbone parquet floor. 456 00:30:26,478 --> 00:30:27,572 I love that! 457 00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:31,157 Then this one in the 6th. Nice and sunny... 458 00:30:31,316 --> 00:30:32,364 Just a second. 459 00:30:33,778 --> 00:30:36,250 Thomas Brenner, please. 460 00:30:36,406 --> 00:30:37,283 Speaking. 461 00:30:37,782 --> 00:30:42,246 Sorry to bother you. I'm Claude Starks, a music producer. 462 00:30:42,537 --> 00:30:44,131 You're not bothering me. 463 00:30:45,623 --> 00:30:47,753 I saw you play at a wedding 464 00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:49,678 and you blew me away. 465 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,720 We can work together. 466 00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:55,975 I was charmed as much by the singer as by the man. 467 00:30:56,134 --> 00:30:58,059 Am I making myself clear? 468 00:30:58,637 --> 00:31:03,101 Here's what I suggest. Come over to sign the contract, 469 00:31:03,265 --> 00:31:05,440 then we'll celebrate in my room. 470 00:31:05,894 --> 00:31:07,192 Why not but... 471 00:31:07,729 --> 00:31:09,403 - I knew it! - Who is this? 472 00:31:09,565 --> 00:31:11,284 Gilbert, you faggot! 473 00:31:12,275 --> 00:31:13,904 What a jerk... 474 00:31:14,109 --> 00:31:17,789 Stop acting like I'm ancient! Let's go out and ogle some ass. 475 00:31:18,030 --> 00:31:19,786 What? But I'm with Lola! 476 00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:22,083 Find an excuse! Let's have a blast! 477 00:31:45,434 --> 00:31:46,652 All right... 478 00:31:47,853 --> 00:31:49,402 A major meltdown. 479 00:31:49,521 --> 00:31:51,776 HD screen! With 3-D! 480 00:31:52,066 --> 00:31:53,695 Plus the drum kit... 481 00:31:55,027 --> 00:31:56,495 You smoke now? 482 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,747 I'm beginning. 483 00:31:57,947 --> 00:31:58,949 All right, 484 00:31:59,115 --> 00:32:01,369 let's have a quick drink 485 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:03,580 before we go out. 486 00:32:03,745 --> 00:32:05,670 Where do you want to go? 487 00:32:06,413 --> 00:32:07,461 Clubbing! 488 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,465 I hear Les Parisiennes is hip. 489 00:32:10,627 --> 00:32:13,177 Les Parisiennes? We'll never get in. 490 00:32:13,336 --> 00:32:15,433 You're 3,000 years too old! 491 00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:17,765 I'll teach you to party. 492 00:32:18,217 --> 00:32:19,721 Here you go, pal... 493 00:32:20,219 --> 00:32:22,189 You won't taste this often. 494 00:32:22,429 --> 00:32:23,683 Chàteau Margaux 2000. 495 00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:25,815 How did you pay for it? 496 00:32:26,476 --> 00:32:29,197 All this? How did you pay for it? 497 00:32:29,395 --> 00:32:32,481 A present from our friends in Burkina Faso. 498 00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:35,827 To your career in music. 499 00:32:36,027 --> 00:32:38,078 Sorry, in debt recovery. 500 00:32:38,446 --> 00:32:40,325 Very funny. I have no choice. 501 00:32:40,490 --> 00:32:43,827 You sound like you're 50. Your life's ahead of you. 502 00:32:45,286 --> 00:32:48,795 But it takes balls. Ever let anyone hear your demo? 503 00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:52,504 You don't have the balls. 504 00:32:52,794 --> 00:32:53,762 Watch this. 505 00:32:55,047 --> 00:32:56,345 Does Thomas have balls? 506 00:32:57,632 --> 00:33:00,515 I don't think I know the answer to that. 507 00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:01,809 I love this! 508 00:33:03,597 --> 00:33:05,349 Weather in Butt Hole... 509 00:33:07,142 --> 00:33:09,316 It's cloudy in Butt Hole. 510 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:12,617 There's a town called Butt Hole! 511 00:33:15,483 --> 00:33:16,657 What would happen 512 00:33:16,819 --> 00:33:18,869 if you made two talk together? 513 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,827 OK, let's go. 514 00:33:33,336 --> 00:33:34,510 Hot to trot? 515 00:33:38,381 --> 00:33:40,101 An evening with a fossil... 516 00:33:41,343 --> 00:33:42,186 Why not. 517 00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:44,900 We'll never get into this place. 518 00:33:45,098 --> 00:33:46,351 Just go for it. 519 00:33:46,682 --> 00:33:48,152 Look self-assured. 520 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:49,436 Good evening. 521 00:33:50,436 --> 00:33:51,609 How's it going? 522 00:33:52,104 --> 00:33:53,403 Two of us. 523 00:33:54,272 --> 00:33:56,995 I'm good but you two aren't going in. 524 00:33:57,484 --> 00:33:59,160 - You see. - Just a second. 525 00:34:05,534 --> 00:34:07,084 I didn't recognize you... 526 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,089 Gilbert. 527 00:34:09,288 --> 00:34:10,587 Gilbert, how are you? 528 00:34:11,457 --> 00:34:12,927 - How's it going? - Great. 529 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,091 Please, go on in! 530 00:34:17,630 --> 00:34:19,225 Have a good time, guys. 531 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:32,608 The Prince of Burkina Faso is here. 532 00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:34,574 Give him a big hand! 533 00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:40,451 This is the life! 534 00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:42,617 Man, you're totally crazy! 535 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:31,498 Your table's more fun than ours. 536 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,511 How do you do? I'm Irène. 537 00:35:37,713 --> 00:35:39,432 I'm Irène. Sorry, Gilbert. 538 00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:59,951 We would like Iran to take part in the summit 539 00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:02,206 on nuclear security 540 00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:06,792 but we believe you're continuing with your program. 541 00:36:10,912 --> 00:36:12,256 All that 542 00:36:12,748 --> 00:36:13,671 flies. 543 00:36:13,957 --> 00:36:15,209 He means "lies". 544 00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:20,299 Iran for day ever took 545 00:36:21,089 --> 00:36:23,469 rock the nuclear of Europe 546 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,103 tip instruction of eggplant which always know 547 00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:28,815 impossible 548 00:36:29,096 --> 00:36:31,021 information always! 549 00:36:35,478 --> 00:36:39,032 No doubt but we need to examine the report in detail 550 00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:40,861 before giving you an answer. 551 00:36:46,948 --> 00:36:48,998 I know you floor 552 00:36:49,451 --> 00:36:52,332 parity Iran levitation of the promise of us. 553 00:36:54,665 --> 00:36:55,588 Of course. 554 00:37:03,299 --> 00:37:07,730 Just so we agree: did anyone understand a word of that? 555 00:37:10,264 --> 00:37:11,390 All right, ma'am. 556 00:37:11,683 --> 00:37:14,609 I understand. Try to pay when you can. 557 00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:16,441 All right. 558 00:37:16,728 --> 00:37:18,108 Forgive me, ma'am. 559 00:37:18,397 --> 00:37:20,401 I won't bother you again. 560 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:23,158 Goodbye, thank you for speaking to me. 561 00:37:23,528 --> 00:37:25,749 Want us to send her flowers too? 562 00:37:25,863 --> 00:37:29,416 This isn't the Salvation Army. Be more aggressive. 563 00:37:29,577 --> 00:37:30,921 I understand. 564 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,584 - Forgive me. - Carry on. 565 00:37:35,456 --> 00:37:37,335 This place is pretty stuffy. 566 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:38,884 Never been before? 567 00:37:39,084 --> 00:37:40,384 Of course I have. 568 00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:43,216 It's always seemed stuffy. 569 00:37:45,551 --> 00:37:47,680 And... the men are all waxed. 570 00:37:48,886 --> 00:37:51,108 Gilbert, all men wax these days. 571 00:37:51,306 --> 00:37:53,106 My guys have to be fully waxed. 572 00:37:54,059 --> 00:37:55,607 - Fully? - Yes. 573 00:37:57,395 --> 00:37:58,864 - We're ok. - Thank you! 574 00:37:59,021 --> 00:37:59,989 All right. 575 00:38:02,526 --> 00:38:03,949 Going to the pajama party? 576 00:38:04,152 --> 00:38:05,575 What pajama party? 577 00:38:05,779 --> 00:38:07,202 The party of the year. 578 00:38:07,404 --> 00:38:09,660 To celebrate the platinum album 579 00:38:09,824 --> 00:38:12,171 by the kids' music star, Mimi Zozo. 580 00:38:12,535 --> 00:38:14,085 With guys from her label? 581 00:38:14,329 --> 00:38:17,176 Yes, all in pajamas. It'll be wild! 582 00:38:17,499 --> 00:38:21,211 Can you do me a favor? My friend Thomas 583 00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:24,803 is a musician and needs to meet record label guys... 584 00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:27,140 Carl, the A&R guy invited me. 585 00:38:27,342 --> 00:38:29,894 He signs new artists. I can ask. 586 00:38:30,095 --> 00:38:31,268 That would be... 587 00:38:31,514 --> 00:38:33,267 Lamb sauté with flatbread? 588 00:38:33,516 --> 00:38:36,146 And the layered beef. Enjoy. 589 00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:42,658 "Layered beef"? It's a goddam hamburger! 590 00:38:42,858 --> 00:38:44,111 It's a hamburger! 591 00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:45,908 Look! What did you get? 592 00:38:47,196 --> 00:38:49,075 Lamb sauté with flatbread. 593 00:38:49,574 --> 00:38:51,076 A gyro! This is crazy! 594 00:38:51,409 --> 00:38:52,753 It's a gyro! 595 00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:55,381 This guy farts and calls it a perfume! 596 00:38:56,163 --> 00:38:59,376 Pay within five days or this will get nasty! 597 00:38:59,542 --> 00:39:01,717 We've been calling for three months now. 598 00:39:01,878 --> 00:39:04,508 The bailiffs are getting your file. 599 00:39:04,672 --> 00:39:07,427 I don't want any more excuses, underst... 600 00:39:07,966 --> 00:39:08,843 All right. 601 00:39:09,134 --> 00:39:10,730 Put your mom on then. 602 00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:12,724 I'll call back, it's OK. 603 00:39:14,891 --> 00:39:16,235 Hello, I'm calling 604 00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:20,229 about a message concerning some money I owe you... 605 00:39:20,437 --> 00:39:21,406 All right. 606 00:39:21,773 --> 00:39:23,618 I can't afford to pay you. 607 00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:26,861 My pension barely covers my rent as it is. 608 00:39:26,986 --> 00:39:28,535 What am I supposed to do? 609 00:39:28,697 --> 00:39:33,002 I'm very well preserved and can pay you back in another way. 610 00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:35,712 I have a lot of experience... 611 00:39:35,913 --> 00:39:37,791 Gilbert, you jerk. 612 00:39:38,623 --> 00:39:41,094 Shit, I thought you'd fallen for it. 613 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,549 I work, OK. 614 00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:44,932 We have a pajama party tonight. 615 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,466 A pajama party? 616 00:39:46,757 --> 00:39:48,977 Want to meet record label people? 617 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,977 Today at 11:44 pm... 618 00:39:52,136 --> 00:39:57,353 Hi, it's me. I'll be home late. I'm snowed under with work. 619 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,363 But I'll be up early to visit that apartment. Love you. 620 00:40:07,903 --> 00:40:09,450 That's Mimi Zozo. 621 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:11,248 With the label boss. 622 00:40:14,243 --> 00:40:15,962 The juice isn't fresh! 623 00:40:16,286 --> 00:40:17,255 Sorry. 624 00:40:18,248 --> 00:40:20,126 You didn't like any songs? 625 00:40:20,332 --> 00:40:21,129 No! 626 00:40:25,796 --> 00:40:27,892 That's Carl, the head of A&R. 627 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,936 Irène, how are you? It's great to see you. 628 00:40:33,095 --> 00:40:34,018 Glad to be here. 629 00:40:34,179 --> 00:40:35,649 Brought some friends? 630 00:40:36,055 --> 00:40:38,528 Yes, meet Gilbert and... 631 00:40:38,933 --> 00:40:39,732 Thomas. 632 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:40,896 Hi. 633 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:42,490 When can we get together? 634 00:40:42,814 --> 00:40:44,157 Coming to Marrakech? 635 00:40:44,356 --> 00:40:46,532 The parties are going to be wild! 636 00:40:46,692 --> 00:40:48,617 I don't think I can make it. 637 00:40:48,777 --> 00:40:49,996 Let's all go. 638 00:40:50,154 --> 00:40:52,581 All together. It'll be my treat. 639 00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:58,501 You guys should... He makes music. 640 00:40:59,747 --> 00:41:03,085 If Irène's sending you, call by any time. 641 00:41:03,251 --> 00:41:04,880 What kind of music? 642 00:41:05,253 --> 00:41:06,847 It's hard to define... 643 00:41:08,173 --> 00:41:09,346 Pop? Folk? 644 00:41:09,549 --> 00:41:12,853 Pop-folk? Love it. It's the big sound right now. 645 00:41:13,011 --> 00:41:14,890 Barefoot guys with guitars... 646 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:19,438 The public radio lefties love it. It's what I'm looking for. 647 00:41:19,726 --> 00:41:20,728 - Really? - Sure. 648 00:41:21,186 --> 00:41:22,940 I like this kid! 649 00:41:23,646 --> 00:41:24,946 That's awesome. 650 00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:26,366 That hurts. 651 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:30,450 Let me show you around. This place is huge. It's incredible. 652 00:41:34,449 --> 00:41:35,372 Good morning. 653 00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:38,000 Come in. 654 00:41:42,248 --> 00:41:45,050 You wanted a herringbone parquet floor? 655 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:49,640 A dead ringer for Patrick Bruel, the singer. 656 00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:51,851 See how sunny it is? 657 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:55,766 Yes, it's very bright. It faces southwest. 658 00:41:55,929 --> 00:41:58,151 You can open the window. 659 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,232 The building's mostly offices. 660 00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:02,146 So you can make noise at night. 661 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:06,156 So we can go for it? We can party, we can sing... 662 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,076 "Sing Ourselves Hoarse"? 663 00:42:08,274 --> 00:42:09,699 Anything you like. 664 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,162 Just how "Hoarse"? 665 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,035 Well, until you're hoarse. 666 00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:19,295 You can change this. I prefer a big table. 667 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,504 - Handy for "Poker"? - I'm sorry? 668 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:25,051 A big table's handy for "Poker". 669 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:27,462 No doubt. 670 00:42:28,336 --> 00:42:29,932 The kitchen? 671 00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:32,684 It's perfect. 672 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,062 A small private courtyard. 673 00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:37,023 In summer, 674 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:40,897 you're allowed go down there and have a picnic. 675 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,027 You say you're allowed. Who's allowed? 676 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,821 "Who's Allowed To Do That"? 677 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,701 Everyone. 678 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:51,079 The tenants, owners, everyone... 679 00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:52,411 All right. 680 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,410 You need a reply within the week? 681 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:58,701 Within 48 hours. I have a lot of offers. 682 00:42:59,537 --> 00:43:01,381 I already love the place. 683 00:43:01,539 --> 00:43:03,132 Yes, me too. 684 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,337 Sorry, but "I Have To Say It Again". 685 00:43:06,544 --> 00:43:07,922 I "Love" this place. 686 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:09,755 OK, I get it. 687 00:43:11,173 --> 00:43:12,847 The Patrick Bruel song quotes. 688 00:43:15,051 --> 00:43:16,144 Goodbye. 689 00:43:19,181 --> 00:43:20,901 - You look like... - I know. 690 00:43:21,892 --> 00:43:23,110 You couldn't resist? 691 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:26,073 No. A double like that is a gift from God. 692 00:43:26,188 --> 00:43:27,658 You can't waste it. 693 00:43:27,815 --> 00:43:29,409 I have to salvage things. 694 00:43:29,567 --> 00:43:32,870 We can't miss out on this place. You understand? 695 00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:37,206 Where will we get the money? We'll need a deposit. 696 00:43:37,533 --> 00:43:40,540 I'll ask Dad before he blows all his money. 697 00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:43,674 His money... 698 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:51,007 - Are you listening? - I'm listening. 699 00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:53,393 Is it wise to spend everything? 700 00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:55,177 Don't you start too! 701 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,143 Hi! 702 00:43:57,970 --> 00:43:58,813 Hi. 703 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,815 What's going on? That's the fourth one. 704 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:06,528 It's your shorts. They're really gay. 705 00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:09,196 San Francisco rollerbladers wear them! 706 00:44:09,524 --> 00:44:12,781 And what do they do after rollerblading? 707 00:44:12,944 --> 00:44:14,037 Jerk. 708 00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:15,991 You waxed your legs?! 709 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,491 Not just my legs. 710 00:44:18,867 --> 00:44:20,836 All guys wax downstairs now. 711 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:22,253 Yeah? 712 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,596 Let's go. They're making me uneasy. 713 00:44:32,922 --> 00:44:33,845 Hi. 714 00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:36,385 How's it going? 715 00:44:37,426 --> 00:44:39,226 Where have you been? 716 00:44:39,638 --> 00:44:41,482 At work. We're busy. 717 00:44:41,931 --> 00:44:42,899 At work? 718 00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:46,237 So explain this. 719 00:44:48,396 --> 00:44:50,071 "Letter of dismissal"? 720 00:44:50,398 --> 00:44:54,032 It must be a mistake. They send mail out all day. 721 00:44:54,819 --> 00:44:56,367 I'll get it corrected. 722 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:57,991 Glad you told me. 723 00:44:58,157 --> 00:44:59,956 Why are you so distant? 724 00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:03,587 - What aren't you telling me? - Nothing. 725 00:45:05,246 --> 00:45:06,465 Are you seeing someone? 726 00:45:07,957 --> 00:45:09,586 You're crazy! 727 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:12,593 Gigi? 728 00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:13,886 Who's Gigi? 729 00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:16,217 Who is it? 730 00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:18,011 A guy from the office. 731 00:45:18,218 --> 00:45:21,522 This late? Can I answer to tell him you're busy? 732 00:45:25,059 --> 00:45:26,984 Sorry, it's not Thomas. 733 00:45:28,187 --> 00:45:29,484 He'll call you back. 734 00:45:40,991 --> 00:45:41,993 I'm sorry. 735 00:45:42,578 --> 00:45:44,421 I don't know why I did that. 736 00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:49,258 You're just never here and we have a decision to make. 737 00:45:49,374 --> 00:45:50,422 What decision? 738 00:45:51,669 --> 00:45:53,298 About the apartment. 739 00:45:53,505 --> 00:45:56,055 We call my dad for the deposit 740 00:45:56,215 --> 00:45:57,720 and go for it! 741 00:45:58,133 --> 00:45:59,386 Right, the deposit... 742 00:45:59,969 --> 00:46:02,349 I wanted to talk about that. 743 00:46:02,555 --> 00:46:06,393 After all, the money was set aside for Burkina Faso. 744 00:46:07,227 --> 00:46:10,860 Shouldn't we persuade your father to return it 745 00:46:11,314 --> 00:46:12,658 to the Burkinians... 746 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:15,151 Burkinees? 747 00:46:15,317 --> 00:46:16,913 What do you suggest? 748 00:46:18,404 --> 00:46:19,623 Burkinonians? 749 00:46:20,073 --> 00:46:22,328 For the apartment, I mean! 750 00:46:23,118 --> 00:46:24,541 We wait a while. 751 00:46:25,286 --> 00:46:28,042 I'm onto something. I have to show you. 752 00:46:28,207 --> 00:46:30,758 If it works, we can buy 30 apartments. 753 00:46:37,883 --> 00:46:41,096 I love you I L-O-V-E... 754 00:46:41,344 --> 00:46:43,348 Y-O-U 755 00:46:45,306 --> 00:46:46,308 You love me 756 00:46:46,474 --> 00:46:51,441 Y-O-U L-O-V-E M-E 757 00:46:52,899 --> 00:46:54,321 That's your song? 758 00:46:55,567 --> 00:46:56,786 What do you mean? 759 00:46:57,235 --> 00:46:58,784 You plan to sell that? 760 00:47:00,030 --> 00:47:02,286 - You can't be serious. - You hate it. 761 00:47:02,949 --> 00:47:05,581 That's not the problem. Just get real. 762 00:47:05,911 --> 00:47:07,666 It won't pay for anything. 763 00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:11,340 I love the fact that music's a passion for you. 764 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:13,884 You don't believe in me. I do. 765 00:47:14,045 --> 00:47:15,263 Others do too. 766 00:47:15,379 --> 00:47:17,884 The pop-folk sound is huge right now. 767 00:47:19,425 --> 00:47:22,147 But without my woman's support, why bother? 768 00:47:22,344 --> 00:47:25,932 Hold on. Didn't we say you'd get a job, 769 00:47:26,098 --> 00:47:27,818 we'd find an apartment, 770 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,320 we'd get married and move on? 771 00:47:30,476 --> 00:47:33,906 I've had a dream all my life and you just sank it! 772 00:47:45,408 --> 00:47:46,709 And the wedding? 773 00:47:47,996 --> 00:47:49,043 It's off. 774 00:47:50,039 --> 00:47:51,087 Everything's off. 775 00:47:51,373 --> 00:47:53,629 She doesn't believe in what I do. 776 00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:57,965 You know... 777 00:47:58,423 --> 00:48:01,144 Marriage in itself isn't a bad thing. 778 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:02,646 Sharing with someone, 779 00:48:02,969 --> 00:48:04,472 taking decisions together... 780 00:48:04,722 --> 00:48:05,939 It brings balance. 781 00:48:06,848 --> 00:48:08,352 Maybe, without Suzanne... 782 00:48:08,517 --> 00:48:09,393 Gilbert! 783 00:48:09,852 --> 00:48:11,652 Save that for others. 784 00:48:12,187 --> 00:48:13,155 I know. 785 00:48:15,064 --> 00:48:18,196 She's my daughter, but marriage can be hell. 786 00:48:18,610 --> 00:48:19,829 I hope it works out. 787 00:48:25,033 --> 00:48:26,160 What's that noise? 788 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,217 This conversation isn't going anywhere. 789 00:48:35,377 --> 00:48:36,972 You're not serious? 790 00:48:37,129 --> 00:48:39,976 I was about to say the same thing. 791 00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:43,809 Let's forget it. 792 00:48:44,012 --> 00:48:46,608 - Whose is it? - I got it just for this. 793 00:48:49,432 --> 00:48:51,311 Let's take your mind off things. 794 00:49:43,487 --> 00:49:44,330 Sir... 795 00:49:45,197 --> 00:49:47,167 A&R is waiting for you. 796 00:49:47,324 --> 00:49:48,372 All right. 797 00:49:49,202 --> 00:49:50,455 You stayed in? 798 00:49:50,705 --> 00:49:54,713 No, I was at "Le Baron" all night, then came straight here. 799 00:49:55,709 --> 00:49:56,757 Shit, my appointment. 800 00:49:57,293 --> 00:49:58,547 Have a seat. 801 00:49:58,670 --> 00:49:59,638 Wanna do lunch? 802 00:50:01,047 --> 00:50:03,725 Sure. What do you fancy? 803 00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:05,395 Any ideas? 804 00:50:05,844 --> 00:50:07,565 Let's think and talk in ten. 805 00:50:09,388 --> 00:50:10,734 I'll brainstorm it. 806 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:38,672 I love, I love chocolate 807 00:50:39,629 --> 00:50:42,511 But I love opera too 808 00:50:44,967 --> 00:50:46,345 This'll be huge! 809 00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:48,607 Who consumes the most music? 810 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:52,315 Kids. But they download it illegally. 811 00:50:52,474 --> 00:50:54,023 What is never downloaded? 812 00:50:54,602 --> 00:50:55,695 Classical music. 813 00:50:56,437 --> 00:50:58,568 I take an opera has-been, 814 00:50:58,690 --> 00:51:02,196 remix him with Mimi Zozo and we go platinum. 815 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:04,113 It'll sell by the box-load. 816 00:51:07,447 --> 00:51:08,793 Brought your songs? 817 00:51:09,618 --> 00:51:10,460 Here you go. 818 00:51:44,236 --> 00:51:47,321 I don't get it. You told me it was pop-folk. 819 00:51:48,615 --> 00:51:50,619 What can I do with this? 820 00:51:51,076 --> 00:51:52,922 I want to sing that song. 821 00:51:53,538 --> 00:51:54,961 It's good. What is it? 822 00:51:55,496 --> 00:51:58,423 His demo. I thought it might work for Mimi. 823 00:51:58,709 --> 00:51:59,586 I love it. 824 00:51:59,751 --> 00:52:00,970 What's your name? 825 00:52:01,377 --> 00:52:02,174 Thomas. 826 00:52:04,591 --> 00:52:06,344 That's Mimi's next single. 827 00:52:07,008 --> 00:52:10,971 Actually, I want to keep this song for my album. 828 00:52:13,683 --> 00:52:15,311 What? It's not for Mimi? 829 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,690 I don't know what he means. 830 00:52:17,853 --> 00:52:21,942 Write another song for yourself but give us this for Mimi. 831 00:52:22,233 --> 00:52:23,907 When can I sing the song? 832 00:52:24,192 --> 00:52:26,449 - We'll work it out. - Give me the song! 833 00:52:27,572 --> 00:52:29,702 Or I'll sign with Universal! 834 00:52:31,450 --> 00:52:33,079 Let's talk outside. 835 00:52:34,996 --> 00:52:37,969 We need this song. She's rejected everything else. 836 00:52:39,041 --> 00:52:40,716 What do you want in return? 837 00:52:41,253 --> 00:52:45,592 I wanted that song for my album. And I saw Iggy Pop's signed here. 838 00:52:45,715 --> 00:52:48,689 I'll introduce you to Iggy whenever you want. 839 00:52:48,927 --> 00:52:50,726 We'll do your album too. 840 00:52:51,013 --> 00:52:53,437 But we need Mimi's new single fast. 841 00:52:54,057 --> 00:52:56,812 Know what? We're celebrating in Marrakech. 842 00:52:57,018 --> 00:53:00,732 We'll shoot Mimi's video there and we'll see about... 843 00:53:03,357 --> 00:53:04,737 about your album. 844 00:53:26,714 --> 00:53:28,059 I cherish that song. 845 00:53:28,591 --> 00:53:30,391 I sang it when I met Lola. 846 00:53:31,469 --> 00:53:33,850 I don't want Mimi Zozo murdering it. 847 00:53:34,723 --> 00:53:36,602 We'll go to Marrakech anyway. 848 00:53:36,809 --> 00:53:39,895 We'll find a record label without cloth ears. 849 00:53:42,105 --> 00:53:44,109 Why won't my card go through? 850 00:53:44,481 --> 00:53:46,863 Maybe you've bled Burkina dry. 851 00:53:47,945 --> 00:53:49,493 Shit. You think so? 852 00:53:51,073 --> 00:53:52,371 What about Irène? 853 00:53:53,408 --> 00:53:54,284 And you? 854 00:53:54,577 --> 00:53:57,790 Screw Marrakech. We'll find another label. 855 00:53:58,039 --> 00:54:00,921 You say that but it's a great opportunity. 856 00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:03,839 A hit song will be good for your album. 857 00:54:04,211 --> 00:54:06,592 That's the way Gainsbourg did it. 858 00:54:06,755 --> 00:54:09,603 He wrote for others, then did his own album. 859 00:54:09,801 --> 00:54:11,771 He didn't write for Mimi Zozo. 860 00:54:11,969 --> 00:54:13,815 He wrote for France Gall. 861 00:54:14,806 --> 00:54:15,932 Listen... 862 00:54:16,974 --> 00:54:19,150 We go to Marrakech, we party, 863 00:54:19,352 --> 00:54:21,857 you work on your album. It's perfect. 864 00:54:22,438 --> 00:54:25,525 OK, you lose one song but you'll write others. 865 00:54:25,774 --> 00:54:28,496 They adore you. Why would they murder it? 866 00:54:29,111 --> 00:54:30,330 You know what? 867 00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:34,207 I swear to make sure they change nothing. 868 00:54:36,953 --> 00:54:38,080 Not the lyrics. 869 00:54:39,247 --> 00:54:40,545 Nor the rest. 870 00:54:44,544 --> 00:54:45,762 Shit, we'll go wild! 871 00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:50,594 Cut it out! 872 00:54:51,843 --> 00:54:53,142 You just can't stop. 873 00:54:55,014 --> 00:54:59,023 You, me, your sister, your mother and your grandmother 874 00:55:01,435 --> 00:55:03,155 Our flight's in three hours! 875 00:55:03,355 --> 00:55:04,779 Plenty of time! 876 00:55:04,899 --> 00:55:06,949 I'll put the bags outside. 877 00:55:08,778 --> 00:55:09,620 Lola? 878 00:55:10,153 --> 00:55:11,406 Going away? 879 00:55:13,698 --> 00:55:16,079 Honey, what are you doing here? Are you OK? 880 00:55:16,868 --> 00:55:18,623 I'm OK. You redecorated? 881 00:55:19,163 --> 00:55:21,132 I have something to do. 882 00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:23,385 I'm going out, out of here. 883 00:55:23,543 --> 00:55:24,760 You left the music on. 884 00:55:24,876 --> 00:55:27,473 I'll turn it off later. What brings you here? 885 00:55:27,630 --> 00:55:28,757 I wanted to talk. 886 00:55:28,964 --> 00:55:31,891 You understand these things better than Mom. 887 00:55:32,176 --> 00:55:33,850 Why won't you let me in? 888 00:55:34,261 --> 00:55:35,935 Got a mistress in there? 889 00:55:36,847 --> 00:55:38,145 A mistress! 890 00:55:39,767 --> 00:55:40,735 No way. 891 00:55:41,936 --> 00:55:44,316 Back in adolescence. Everything's fine. 892 00:55:44,521 --> 00:55:46,993 I kind of wanted to 893 00:55:47,316 --> 00:55:49,320 take a step back. It's good. 894 00:55:49,902 --> 00:55:51,827 Is it temporary or permanent? 895 00:55:52,197 --> 00:55:55,078 I'm weighing things up. I'm 50. 896 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,666 When you wake up in the morning 897 00:55:57,827 --> 00:56:00,207 and you realize you're 50, 898 00:56:00,412 --> 00:56:04,421 it's as if you've missed out on your life! 899 00:56:04,584 --> 00:56:06,337 That sounds familiar. 900 00:56:06,627 --> 00:56:08,927 - What? - That's what I want to talk about. 901 00:56:09,589 --> 00:56:10,638 Thomas. 902 00:56:11,174 --> 00:56:12,519 It's over between us. 903 00:56:13,008 --> 00:56:15,935 I can't believe it! What happened? 904 00:56:16,095 --> 00:56:18,099 My mind is totally boggled! 905 00:56:18,472 --> 00:56:20,944 He had a kind of meltdown like you. 906 00:56:21,183 --> 00:56:25,147 He wanted to be a singer and said I couldn't understand, 907 00:56:25,438 --> 00:56:27,863 that I didn't know the "in" sound... 908 00:56:28,065 --> 00:56:29,239 I don't know what happened! 909 00:56:29,442 --> 00:56:32,197 That's crazy! Shit, I can't believe it! 910 00:56:32,487 --> 00:56:35,209 Me neither, Dad. Everything was good. 911 00:56:35,533 --> 00:56:38,253 I'd found someone who put up with me. 912 00:56:38,702 --> 00:56:40,080 Can't you call him? 913 00:56:40,494 --> 00:56:43,502 Seeing as how your situation is the same... 914 00:56:43,914 --> 00:56:46,546 Of course. I'll try to call him. 915 00:56:47,253 --> 00:56:48,722 Heard from your mother? 916 00:56:49,212 --> 00:56:51,012 She's rushed off her feet. 917 00:56:51,673 --> 00:56:55,683 Rushed off her feet with her work, you mean? 918 00:56:57,013 --> 00:56:58,310 Isn't that Thomas' guitar? 919 00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:01,269 Yes, the one he recommended. 920 00:57:01,474 --> 00:57:03,478 I got myself the same one. 921 00:57:04,144 --> 00:57:06,697 Sorry, I keep seeing him everywhere. 922 00:57:07,314 --> 00:57:08,487 I miss him. 923 00:57:09,651 --> 00:57:11,119 That's his! 924 00:57:12,945 --> 00:57:16,030 I liked it on him so I got one for myself. 925 00:57:16,197 --> 00:57:18,202 It's like a Gaultier ad. 926 00:57:18,367 --> 00:57:21,625 It's totally my style, right? 927 00:57:21,912 --> 00:57:24,008 I love men... 928 00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,512 I can hear someone! 929 00:57:28,084 --> 00:57:29,133 It's the radio. 930 00:57:29,295 --> 00:57:31,140 I hear a buzzing sound. 931 00:57:31,297 --> 00:57:32,846 The radio's playing up. 932 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:40,149 It was to tide him over. 933 00:57:40,432 --> 00:57:43,609 I said he could come and get a change of scene. 934 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,074 How long has this been going on? 935 00:57:49,023 --> 00:57:51,278 Is the music thing your idea? 936 00:57:51,442 --> 00:57:54,529 It's worth looking into. He could get rich... 937 00:57:54,696 --> 00:57:56,370 You're both totally crazy! 938 00:57:57,699 --> 00:58:00,249 Go ahead, act like you're rock stars! 939 00:58:00,409 --> 00:58:02,413 Make him think he'll be big. 940 00:58:02,621 --> 00:58:05,707 I'm sick of dealing with two brats! 941 00:58:10,044 --> 00:58:11,262 What was that? 942 00:58:11,964 --> 00:58:13,717 Nothing, just a draft. 943 00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:17,057 Say hello to Kojak! 944 00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:23,686 The selfish bastards! I knew something was going on. 945 00:58:23,850 --> 00:58:26,733 I didn't force him to get married or find a job. 946 00:58:26,895 --> 00:58:28,615 He did it all alone. 947 00:58:29,356 --> 00:58:31,326 How can I do the summit now? 948 00:58:31,483 --> 00:58:34,204 Honey, you'll find a better man. 949 00:58:34,361 --> 00:58:36,080 The bastards! 950 00:58:36,364 --> 00:58:39,370 I'm through with adolescents. Enough. 951 00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:44,415 I'm going to have some fun at last! 952 00:58:44,704 --> 00:58:45,456 Go for it! 953 00:58:45,998 --> 00:58:47,376 I feel just the same. 954 00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:50,797 I want to go totally wild. 955 00:58:51,254 --> 00:58:53,474 I'm going to hunt down some sex. 956 00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:55,638 Ok, Mom... 957 00:59:03,516 --> 00:59:05,612 43 emails. Come and see. 958 00:59:05,809 --> 00:59:08,531 Want to hear Mimi's version of the song? 959 00:59:16,696 --> 00:59:18,826 It's very different... 960 00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:20,869 We turned it into a hit. 961 00:59:21,033 --> 00:59:22,958 Not letting Thomas listen? 962 00:59:23,119 --> 00:59:26,331 No, I'd rather he focused on his album. 963 00:59:26,623 --> 00:59:27,625 His album... 964 00:59:28,416 --> 00:59:29,761 Remember? 965 00:59:30,042 --> 00:59:34,302 Carl, that advance you mentioned... Can I get it now? 966 00:59:39,135 --> 00:59:40,137 Here. 967 00:59:40,428 --> 00:59:41,430 Thank you. 968 00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:50,233 You no longer carry soybeans from Malaysia? 969 00:59:50,396 --> 00:59:51,945 These are from China. 970 00:59:52,273 --> 00:59:53,150 Claude? 971 00:59:54,567 --> 00:59:55,695 Suzanne... 972 00:59:56,153 --> 00:59:57,030 How are you? 973 00:59:57,403 --> 00:59:58,371 I'm fine. 974 00:59:59,198 --> 01:00:01,749 Let me help you. Do you have your car? 975 01:00:02,158 --> 01:00:03,001 No. 976 01:00:03,868 --> 01:00:05,166 I'll drive you home. 977 01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:06,794 That's kind because... 978 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:11,177 Because it's some way. 979 01:00:12,794 --> 01:00:13,671 Yes. 980 01:00:16,089 --> 01:00:17,182 Exactly. 981 01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:20,976 You look well. I took you for your daughter. 982 01:00:21,135 --> 01:00:22,228 Stop it... 983 01:00:22,387 --> 01:00:23,183 Excuse me. 984 01:00:23,848 --> 01:00:25,602 Hello. Here you go. 985 01:00:29,019 --> 01:00:31,774 Sorry, I don't have any change. 986 01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:34,201 Let's go. 987 01:00:35,192 --> 01:00:37,868 Wait, madam, I'll help you cross. 988 01:00:38,111 --> 01:00:39,707 Give me your bag. 989 01:00:51,292 --> 01:00:53,342 - I'm delaying you. - Not at all. 990 01:00:53,544 --> 01:00:54,762 I'm over here. 991 01:00:59,925 --> 01:01:02,226 Rue Chabrol? That's not near here. 992 01:01:11,521 --> 01:01:13,240 What did you tell him? 993 01:01:13,356 --> 01:01:16,202 That Rue Chabrol wasn't near here 994 01:01:16,316 --> 01:01:18,446 and to get a bus to Place Péri. 995 01:01:21,531 --> 01:01:24,664 You can say "Place Péri" in sign language? 996 01:01:25,577 --> 01:01:26,453 Yes. 997 01:01:27,746 --> 01:01:29,420 Jesus fucking Christ! 998 01:01:29,581 --> 01:01:31,300 This is the life! 999 01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:33,637 Not a bad bike! 1000 01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:35,257 It's just like on TV! 1001 01:01:35,377 --> 01:01:37,759 Relax, guys. Party tonight! 1002 01:01:51,269 --> 01:01:52,898 A white Martini. 1003 01:01:56,524 --> 01:01:57,400 Hi. 1004 01:01:58,319 --> 01:01:59,196 Hi. 1005 01:01:59,570 --> 01:02:01,165 Can I buy you a drink? 1006 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,123 Sure! 1007 01:02:02,281 --> 01:02:04,627 I'd love to have 12 euros to buy a drink. 1008 01:02:04,991 --> 01:02:06,791 I've always dreamt of that 1009 01:02:07,284 --> 01:02:09,085 and you'll make it come true! 1010 01:02:23,595 --> 01:02:27,022 Excuse me, could you hold my glass while I... 1011 01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,103 No problem. 1012 01:02:29,099 --> 01:02:30,603 What shall we drink to? 1013 01:02:33,229 --> 01:02:35,859 To tonight's worst pick-up technique. 1014 01:02:56,628 --> 01:02:57,846 Truth or dare? 1015 01:02:58,462 --> 01:02:59,464 My turn! 1016 01:03:00,632 --> 01:03:02,350 Carl said he played you the song. 1017 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,933 We're not talking shop tonight. Here we go... 1018 01:03:09,265 --> 01:03:10,358 Truth or dare? 1019 01:03:10,683 --> 01:03:11,479 Truth. 1020 01:03:11,684 --> 01:03:12,686 No, dare. 1021 01:03:12,894 --> 01:03:15,571 Kiss each other on the mouth! 1022 01:03:24,238 --> 01:03:25,286 Wild!! 1023 01:03:25,698 --> 01:03:27,543 I'm not into nightclubs. 1024 01:03:27,993 --> 01:03:30,123 I work so much, I never go out. 1025 01:03:30,287 --> 01:03:33,339 A guy with a job! I don't even know your name. 1026 01:03:33,456 --> 01:03:34,755 Romain. And you? 1027 01:03:34,957 --> 01:03:36,882 Lola. I'm warning you, 1028 01:03:37,043 --> 01:03:39,424 I don't want a long-term relationship. 1029 01:03:39,589 --> 01:03:41,341 Just a one-night stand. 1030 01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:44,896 The most beautiful thing I ever heard. 1031 01:03:47,095 --> 01:03:48,973 Carl says you're a future star. 1032 01:03:49,347 --> 01:03:52,194 Star's a big word. I'll be recording soon. 1033 01:03:52,351 --> 01:03:54,104 Maybe with Iggy Pop. 1034 01:03:54,395 --> 01:03:57,071 I can't believe I'm with a future star! 1035 01:03:57,230 --> 01:03:58,574 I have to tweet this! 1036 01:04:03,988 --> 01:04:06,243 Stop it, Gilbert, it's too soon. 1037 01:04:06,574 --> 01:04:07,450 Come on... 1038 01:04:07,783 --> 01:04:09,457 Enjoy the atmosphere. 1039 01:04:09,702 --> 01:04:12,297 - Where's the bathroom? - I'll show you. 1040 01:04:12,412 --> 01:04:14,839 - I'll take him. - No, it's OK. 1041 01:04:26,678 --> 01:04:28,180 You tweet everything? 1042 01:04:28,471 --> 01:04:29,348 Yeah. 1043 01:04:29,931 --> 01:04:32,481 A guy even wants to publish my tweets. 1044 01:04:32,933 --> 01:04:33,935 Really? 1045 01:04:34,309 --> 01:04:35,152 Who? 1046 01:04:35,730 --> 01:04:38,029 Romuald from Big Brother 3. 1047 01:04:39,232 --> 01:04:40,109 Not bad... 1048 01:05:07,342 --> 01:05:09,896 I'm really not that kind of girl. 1049 01:05:10,180 --> 01:05:13,062 It's OK, we had a great evening. 1050 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:16,105 I've made breakfast. 1051 01:05:20,064 --> 01:05:21,282 Why are you smiling? 1052 01:05:21,609 --> 01:05:25,037 I'm just not used to a man taking the initiative. 1053 01:05:26,279 --> 01:05:28,158 You're my youngest ever. 1054 01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:29,119 Really? 1055 01:05:29,991 --> 01:05:31,369 How old usually? 1056 01:05:31,786 --> 01:05:32,834 4O to 45. 1057 01:05:34,204 --> 01:05:35,377 Cougars. 1058 01:05:35,831 --> 01:05:37,585 I don't know why. 1059 01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:40,923 Maybe because they're not after commitment. 1060 01:05:41,127 --> 01:05:42,928 But I've found a real gem. 1061 01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:46,844 Not eating with me? 1062 01:05:47,134 --> 01:05:50,141 Time for work. Let's do this again soon. 1063 01:05:55,142 --> 01:05:56,942 We can go now you're here. 1064 01:05:57,144 --> 01:05:58,237 Go where? 1065 01:05:59,063 --> 01:06:00,533 The music video shoot. 1066 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:06,869 Where's Gilbert? 1067 01:06:07,822 --> 01:06:09,576 Already there, on drums. 1068 01:06:10,365 --> 01:06:11,835 On drums? 1069 01:06:12,367 --> 01:06:13,916 He offered to help out. 1070 01:06:14,494 --> 01:06:15,622 He did? 1071 01:06:25,339 --> 01:06:26,968 From the top. Music. 1072 01:06:43,858 --> 01:06:46,831 I love you I L-O-V-E 1073 01:06:47,069 --> 01:06:48,540 Y-O-U 1074 01:06:51,157 --> 01:06:53,161 You love me 1075 01:06:53,368 --> 01:06:56,375 Y-O-U L-O-V-E M-E 1076 01:06:58,331 --> 01:06:59,584 We love each other 1077 01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:03,588 Let's make war, a war of kisses 1078 01:07:03,795 --> 01:07:07,428 Let's make war, a war of kisses 1079 01:07:11,302 --> 01:07:12,304 What's he doing? 1080 01:07:12,513 --> 01:07:13,561 What is this shit? 1081 01:07:14,265 --> 01:07:15,688 Where's my song? 1082 01:07:16,976 --> 01:07:17,818 What's up? 1083 01:07:17,977 --> 01:07:20,027 You've murdered my song! 1084 01:07:20,228 --> 01:07:23,532 You can't do this. What if Iggy Pop hears it? 1085 01:07:23,691 --> 01:07:25,991 Iggy Pop? Sure. Know what? 1086 01:07:26,192 --> 01:07:29,404 Mick Jagger wants to do a duet! Hold on. 1087 01:07:31,741 --> 01:07:34,245 Lady Gaga's trying to reach you! 1088 01:07:38,873 --> 01:07:42,380 Wake up, pal. There's no Iggy Pop, no album. 1089 01:07:42,752 --> 01:07:45,554 You should be happy you're writing for Mimi. 1090 01:07:46,674 --> 01:07:48,176 Give me back my song! 1091 01:07:48,382 --> 01:07:49,681 Give it back! 1092 01:07:55,764 --> 01:07:57,485 He bit me! 1093 01:07:57,767 --> 01:08:01,446 I'm keeping the song but get rid of him. And him! 1094 01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:09,737 I let you listen to it. Didn't you run it by him? 1095 01:08:09,905 --> 01:08:12,877 I'll deal with Thomas. I'll sort things out. 1096 01:08:13,033 --> 01:08:15,288 We'll party at the villa tonight. 1097 01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:16,791 Forget about it. 1098 01:08:20,289 --> 01:08:23,341 You swore they wouldn't change it. 1099 01:08:23,543 --> 01:08:25,639 Why won't you trust them? 1100 01:08:25,754 --> 01:08:28,555 They know their stuff. It'll be a hit. 1101 01:08:28,673 --> 01:08:30,929 Look what you get out of it. 1102 01:08:31,093 --> 01:08:33,268 The villa, the pool, the chicks... 1103 01:08:33,470 --> 01:08:36,603 That's why you talked me into it? Screw all that! 1104 01:08:42,856 --> 01:08:45,326 I've lost everything, Gilbert! 1105 01:08:46,024 --> 01:08:47,447 I've nothing left. 1106 01:08:47,610 --> 01:08:50,491 No job, no apartment, no Lola! 1107 01:08:58,704 --> 01:09:01,551 Lola came back once, she'll come back again. 1108 01:09:02,124 --> 01:09:03,718 Lola came back once? 1109 01:09:04,334 --> 01:09:08,424 She stopped by at the apartment. I forgot to tell you. 1110 01:09:08,839 --> 01:09:11,469 She came back? What did she want? 1111 01:09:11,675 --> 01:09:15,103 She wanted me to call you to talk some sense into you. 1112 01:09:15,345 --> 01:09:16,599 Why didn't you call me? 1113 01:09:16,765 --> 01:09:18,018 You were at my place! 1114 01:09:18,431 --> 01:09:19,856 You screwed up. 1115 01:09:20,226 --> 01:09:21,946 Look around you! 1116 01:09:22,686 --> 01:09:24,861 I made your dream come true. 1117 01:09:25,022 --> 01:09:26,867 My dream? Shit, Gilbert, 1118 01:09:27,066 --> 01:09:29,036 I don't want to end up like you. 1119 01:09:29,736 --> 01:09:30,704 This villa... 1120 01:09:30,820 --> 01:09:32,073 This pool... 1121 01:09:33,531 --> 01:09:35,079 None of it is ours. 1122 01:09:36,408 --> 01:09:37,285 ...not ours. 1123 01:09:37,492 --> 01:09:40,124 These guys are here because they need us! 1124 01:09:40,371 --> 01:09:43,047 The chicks don't realize you're broke! 1125 01:09:47,127 --> 01:09:48,723 This is one big sham. 1126 01:09:48,879 --> 01:09:51,763 Since meeting you, I've lost it all. You too. 1127 01:09:51,925 --> 01:09:53,804 You only care about yourself. 1128 01:09:54,010 --> 01:09:56,641 Suzanne never finishes her sentences 1129 01:09:56,930 --> 01:09:58,729 because you don't listen. 1130 01:09:58,847 --> 01:10:00,852 I hope you'll see that one day. 1131 01:11:53,758 --> 01:11:54,884 I want you to go. 1132 01:12:20,076 --> 01:12:22,877 A lot including a Yahouré mask 1133 01:12:22,994 --> 01:12:26,924 and a statue of a Bahoulé princess from Côte d'lvoire. 1134 01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:29,680 Starting price: 8,000 euros. 1135 01:12:30,127 --> 01:12:31,927 9,000... 10,000... 1136 01:12:32,088 --> 01:12:33,465 12,000, madam. 13,000.. 1137 01:12:34,882 --> 01:12:37,103 You're buying everything, Claude. 1138 01:12:37,258 --> 01:12:40,642 I have to take part. And it's for a good cause. 1139 01:12:40,805 --> 01:12:41,978 16,000... 17,000... 1140 01:12:43,306 --> 01:12:45,060 Sold for 17,000 euros. 1141 01:12:46,561 --> 01:12:49,316 Thank you to the generous gentleman again. 1142 01:12:49,522 --> 01:12:52,699 Now some items that have been donated... 1143 01:12:52,859 --> 01:12:56,492 We have 26 bottles of Chàteau Margaux 2000 1144 01:12:56,987 --> 01:12:58,832 and a Pearl Masters drum kit 1145 01:12:59,155 --> 01:13:01,878 with Zildjian K Custom cymbals 1146 01:13:01,993 --> 01:13:04,591 and a fairly unusual studio apartment 1147 01:13:04,787 --> 01:13:07,008 in the 18th district of Paris. 1148 01:13:07,706 --> 01:13:11,967 The donator has sent us a note that I'll read to you now. 1149 01:13:12,712 --> 01:13:14,136 "I don't need all this. 1150 01:13:14,714 --> 01:13:16,389 "I just need you." 1151 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,554 Beautiful declaration to Africa. 1152 01:13:20,011 --> 01:13:23,816 Let's thank this anonymous gentleman 1153 01:13:24,057 --> 01:13:26,984 and start bidding on today's biggest lot. 1154 01:13:27,102 --> 01:13:29,106 We'll open at 220,000 euros. 1155 01:13:30,772 --> 01:13:33,402 Buy what you like but not the drums. 1156 01:13:33,608 --> 01:13:36,536 Why not? My generosity has no limits. 1157 01:13:36,695 --> 01:13:38,073 Not the drums, I said! 1158 01:14:03,722 --> 01:14:05,020 Suzanne... 1159 01:14:05,599 --> 01:14:06,725 I screwed up. 1160 01:14:07,768 --> 01:14:10,945 I'm over girls, Marrakech... 1161 01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:12,364 drums... 1162 01:14:14,066 --> 01:14:15,866 I want to be old again. 1163 01:14:16,109 --> 01:14:17,704 My beautiful Suzanne! 1164 01:14:19,697 --> 01:14:21,576 - Why's he here? - Stop it. 1165 01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:24,917 Why did that uptight tofu-shitter call you that? 1166 01:14:25,035 --> 01:14:26,880 How dare you! 1167 01:14:27,412 --> 01:14:30,135 I'll reset your teeth, then see howl dare! 1168 01:14:30,291 --> 01:14:31,134 Stop it! 1169 01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:32,929 On your own head be it. 1170 01:14:36,421 --> 01:14:37,549 Enough is enough. 1171 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,064 You've been warned. 1172 01:14:45,389 --> 01:14:47,485 The jerk's got me in a judo hold! 1173 01:14:50,812 --> 01:14:52,155 Just stop it! 1174 01:14:52,354 --> 01:14:53,357 He's full of hot air. 1175 01:14:54,859 --> 01:14:58,742 I never made you stop drumming. Your work got in the way. 1176 01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:00,997 I've been a selfish bastard. 1177 01:15:02,781 --> 01:15:04,457 I didn't listen to you. 1178 01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:06,162 You never ended... 1179 01:15:06,828 --> 01:15:07,672 a sentence. 1180 01:15:07,871 --> 01:15:09,499 'Cause I wasn't listening. 1181 01:15:14,335 --> 01:15:15,805 You'll listen to me now? 1182 01:15:15,962 --> 01:15:16,805 Yes! 1183 01:15:17,005 --> 01:15:20,182 I love listening to you talking about famine, 1184 01:15:20,425 --> 01:15:23,306 drought, dying children. It makes me so happy. 1185 01:15:24,095 --> 01:15:26,773 I'm now going to deal my final blow. 1186 01:15:27,016 --> 01:15:28,234 Go ahead, D'Artagnan. 1187 01:15:29,475 --> 01:15:31,902 You can drop the act now, Claude. 1188 01:15:33,855 --> 01:15:36,280 I've won this duel hands down. 1189 01:15:36,941 --> 01:15:40,028 Now it's him or me. Make your choice. 1190 01:15:40,319 --> 01:15:42,244 I made my choice. Years ago. 1191 01:15:48,119 --> 01:15:49,498 He messed you up. 1192 01:15:50,205 --> 01:15:52,084 He'll get wasted on green tea. 1193 01:15:52,207 --> 01:15:53,960 I see you've grown up. 1194 01:15:55,168 --> 01:15:57,390 I'm dropping the bullshit. 1195 01:15:57,672 --> 01:15:58,889 Not the drumming. 1196 01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:01,181 I want you to go back to it. 1197 01:16:12,144 --> 01:16:15,071 Replaced by another 1198 01:16:15,314 --> 01:16:18,446 Another better than me 1199 01:16:19,109 --> 01:16:21,786 Why did you do it 1200 01:16:22,697 --> 01:16:25,452 With another better than me? 1201 01:16:27,368 --> 01:16:30,215 Let's thank Thomas for that musical interlude! 1202 01:16:30,412 --> 01:16:32,166 And now Jean-Marie 1203 01:16:32,289 --> 01:16:34,339 with a few words for his granddad. 1204 01:16:34,501 --> 01:16:36,095 Jean-Marie, over to you! 1205 01:16:41,925 --> 01:16:42,927 Hi. 1206 01:16:45,596 --> 01:16:48,191 You started out as a janitor in Paris 1207 01:16:48,306 --> 01:16:51,610 before making a fortune in real estate in '42. 1208 01:16:51,810 --> 01:16:53,403 That was Grandpa Marcel! 1209 01:16:54,562 --> 01:16:56,111 Then when, on a whim, 1210 01:16:56,272 --> 01:16:59,576 you moved the family to South America for 20 years. 1211 01:16:59,943 --> 01:17:02,414 That was Grandpa Marcel too! 1212 01:17:04,071 --> 01:17:05,039 How's it going? 1213 01:17:05,948 --> 01:17:08,581 You play for your parents or you like it? 1214 01:17:08,785 --> 01:17:09,583 Yes. 1215 01:17:10,580 --> 01:17:12,207 What? You like it? 1216 01:17:12,956 --> 01:17:13,799 Yes. 1217 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,587 Got a sweetheart? 1218 01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:17,590 Yes. 1219 01:17:18,128 --> 01:17:19,473 Here's some advice: 1220 01:17:20,881 --> 01:17:24,515 If ever you have to choose between your sweetheart and music, 1221 01:17:25,051 --> 01:17:26,430 choose your sweetheart. 1222 01:17:26,595 --> 01:17:27,438 Yes. 1223 01:17:29,515 --> 01:17:31,360 Is "yes" all you can say? 1224 01:17:31,517 --> 01:17:32,610 Go on, say "no". 1225 01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:33,903 No. 1226 01:17:34,103 --> 01:17:36,233 Let yourself go a bit. 1227 01:17:36,938 --> 01:17:38,237 Say "fucking hell". 1228 01:17:38,356 --> 01:17:39,575 Fucking hell. 1229 01:17:40,108 --> 01:17:40,952 There you go. 1230 01:17:48,158 --> 01:17:49,036 Thank you. 1231 01:17:49,367 --> 01:17:53,047 Or, as they say in that language you cherish: 1232 01:17:58,419 --> 01:18:00,298 You ought to come here. 1233 01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:02,261 He may do something stupid. 1234 01:18:19,065 --> 01:18:20,363 You won't do it. 1235 01:18:22,318 --> 01:18:25,325 Can't he get off my back? I'm doing it. 1236 01:18:25,487 --> 01:18:28,290 I know you won't. Cut the crap. 1237 01:18:28,408 --> 01:18:31,004 You want to screw up my suicide too? 1238 01:18:31,493 --> 01:18:34,296 “You want to screw up... boo-hoo 1239 01:18:35,497 --> 01:18:36,797 Thomas, grow up! 1240 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,221 You're giving me this shit now? 1241 01:18:39,376 --> 01:18:40,631 Listen, I'm here 1242 01:18:41,254 --> 01:18:42,974 because thanks to you, 1243 01:18:43,590 --> 01:18:45,094 thanks to your words, 1244 01:18:45,717 --> 01:18:47,436 I've landed me a woman. 1245 01:18:47,927 --> 01:18:49,978 OK, she's not that young 1246 01:18:50,222 --> 01:18:53,273 but she's the best I can hope for at my age. 1247 01:18:53,601 --> 01:18:55,479 - What are you talking about? - Suzanne. 1248 01:18:56,227 --> 01:18:57,732 I've gone back to Suzanne. 1249 01:18:58,897 --> 01:19:00,445 One of us lucked out. 1250 01:19:00,608 --> 01:19:02,864 I have nothing, so may I kill myself? 1251 01:19:03,235 --> 01:19:05,741 A teenager's classic cry for help. 1252 01:19:05,987 --> 01:19:08,710 Shit, I'm not a teenager! Look at me. 1253 01:19:08,948 --> 01:19:10,293 I'm really doing it. 1254 01:19:10,577 --> 01:19:12,876 Instead of facing responsibilities, 1255 01:19:13,036 --> 01:19:15,589 you'd rather jump off a building. 1256 01:19:15,748 --> 01:19:17,969 That's really mature of you. 1257 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:19,343 Well done. 1258 01:19:19,751 --> 01:19:23,135 The Prince of Burkina Faso is giving me lessons? 1259 01:19:23,631 --> 01:19:26,717 Just what are you trying to prove? 1260 01:19:27,050 --> 01:19:29,852 You want Lola to feel guilty? Or me? 1261 01:19:30,345 --> 01:19:32,349 It's working. I feel guilty. 1262 01:19:32,514 --> 01:19:33,563 Don't make me cry. 1263 01:19:39,855 --> 01:19:41,700 You're out of your mind! 1264 01:19:41,940 --> 01:19:43,740 You're better already. 1265 01:19:46,905 --> 01:19:49,707 Stay with us until you get yourself straight. 1266 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,080 You're totally wacko. 1267 01:19:58,875 --> 01:20:01,004 Go home to mommy, you whore! 1268 01:20:05,590 --> 01:20:07,013 Wait here a minute. 1269 01:20:22,982 --> 01:20:23,984 Are you OK? 1270 01:20:28,237 --> 01:20:32,418 You know, in times like this people write great songs. 1271 01:20:37,581 --> 01:20:38,423 Lola 1272 01:20:41,417 --> 01:20:45,678 Sometimes you brush your dream with your fingertips 1273 01:20:48,592 --> 01:20:52,852 Sometimes it's so close you can't see it 1274 01:20:57,434 --> 01:21:00,155 Lola, my dream was you 1275 01:21:00,771 --> 01:21:02,193 Lola, it's Dad. 1276 01:21:02,355 --> 01:21:05,238 I'm back home again with your mother. 1277 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,154 I have something to tell you. 1278 01:21:07,737 --> 01:21:09,206 It's very important. 1279 01:21:10,239 --> 01:21:13,496 Come over. I can't talk about it on the phone. 1280 01:21:13,825 --> 01:21:14,795 Take care. 1281 01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,464 What's your problem? 1282 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:22,010 I didn't study at the Conservatoire to sing with some pissy missy 1283 01:21:22,167 --> 01:21:24,046 about good manners! 1284 01:21:24,253 --> 01:21:27,558 Parents love good manners. We'll make a bomb! 1285 01:21:27,965 --> 01:21:29,640 Just name your price. 1286 01:21:29,842 --> 01:21:33,099 No, I'm not doing it. It's out of the question. 1287 01:21:33,846 --> 01:21:35,473 How about 120,000 euros? 1288 01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:41,115 Maybe. But it won't be for the money. 1289 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:45,117 Whore. 1290 01:21:46,483 --> 01:21:47,738 I only have two minutes 1291 01:21:48,028 --> 01:21:49,703 before I call the States. 1292 01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:51,491 Got something for me? 1293 01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:53,707 It's not for Mimi Zozo. 1294 01:21:54,491 --> 01:21:57,796 It's a song that'll launch a new star. 1295 01:21:57,996 --> 01:21:58,793 Thomas. 1296 01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:01,258 As a singer? 1297 01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:02,676 Yeah. 1298 01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,755 Some guys never give up. 1299 01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:58,565 Tension at the Nuclear Security Summit 1300 01:22:58,683 --> 01:23:00,653 this evening in Paris. 1301 01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:03,817 Iran has expressed its indignation 1302 01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:06,863 after nuclear installations near Natanz 1303 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,444 were damaged last night. 1304 01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:11,832 Iran complete pastrami 1305 01:23:11,988 --> 01:23:15,792 for international system basket of you. 1306 01:23:15,949 --> 01:23:17,454 Iran counts among its... 1307 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:19,959 They understands! 1308 01:23:35,303 --> 01:23:36,522 What's up? 1309 01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:39,602 I have two surprises for you. 1310 01:23:40,851 --> 01:23:43,480 You'll have your best evening ever. 1311 01:23:45,313 --> 01:23:46,566 That's the first. 1312 01:23:48,608 --> 01:23:49,484 Lola? 1313 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:53,289 What are you doing here, LOLA? 1314 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:55,124 Lola?! 1315 01:23:59,161 --> 01:24:01,335 Dad called. It sounded bad. 1316 01:24:01,495 --> 01:24:02,624 Not at all. 1317 01:24:02,790 --> 01:24:05,136 Aren't you going to introduce me? 1318 01:24:05,834 --> 01:24:08,430 My mother, Romain. Romain, my mother. 1319 01:24:08,629 --> 01:24:11,384 Very pleased to meet you, ROMAIN. 1320 01:24:11,549 --> 01:24:12,517 Shit, Gilbert! 1321 01:24:12,675 --> 01:24:15,649 The pleasure is mine. We were worried. 1322 01:24:15,804 --> 01:24:17,021 Get out. 1323 01:24:18,722 --> 01:24:21,774 What's wrong? I've been trying to reach you. 1324 01:24:21,934 --> 01:24:23,654 - Hi, Romain. - How do you do? 1325 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,982 You know it's the summit tonight. 1326 01:24:27,898 --> 01:24:30,028 The summit... I totally forgot. 1327 01:24:30,233 --> 01:24:32,283 Maybe you should head back. 1328 01:24:32,612 --> 01:24:34,034 What do you mean? 1329 01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:36,662 Why bring me here? 1330 01:24:39,577 --> 01:24:41,627 Sweetheart, it's because... 1331 01:24:41,787 --> 01:24:43,666 it's important that you know 1332 01:24:43,872 --> 01:24:45,296 we're much happier. 1333 01:24:45,457 --> 01:24:46,425 Exactly. 1334 01:24:50,338 --> 01:24:52,719 That's why you sent for me? 1335 01:24:53,174 --> 01:24:54,518 The bathroom, please? 1336 01:24:54,675 --> 01:24:56,679 Down there on the left. 1337 01:24:56,844 --> 01:24:57,687 Thank you. 1338 01:25:21,328 --> 01:25:22,455 We bumped... 1339 01:25:36,843 --> 01:25:38,768 You're a good mommy. 1340 01:25:38,970 --> 01:25:40,849 And I've been a naughty boy! 1341 01:25:43,142 --> 01:25:44,896 Nice mommy shorts... 1342 01:25:45,853 --> 01:25:46,776 You like it. 1343 01:25:47,855 --> 01:25:49,654 What a nice, ripe apricot! 1344 01:25:50,315 --> 01:25:51,112 Suzanne... 1345 01:25:53,026 --> 01:25:55,157 You know your stuff, Suzanne, huh? 1346 01:25:55,863 --> 01:25:57,742 You like youngsters, huh? 1347 01:26:04,704 --> 01:26:06,675 What the fuck?! 1348 01:26:09,334 --> 01:26:10,883 What's going on? 1349 01:26:12,171 --> 01:26:13,014 You're here? 1350 01:26:13,255 --> 01:26:14,382 I can explain. 1351 01:26:14,549 --> 01:26:17,270 I think you should explain, Gilbert. 1352 01:26:17,426 --> 01:26:18,646 No, I'll explain. 1353 01:26:19,512 --> 01:26:21,140 I keep thinking about you. 1354 01:26:21,556 --> 01:26:24,152 I made the biggest mistake of my life. 1355 01:26:25,100 --> 01:26:26,273 I'm totally lost. 1356 01:26:26,976 --> 01:26:29,530 So you decided to scare my boyfriend? 1357 01:26:29,731 --> 01:26:31,656 He was jerking off to your mother! 1358 01:26:32,483 --> 01:26:33,701 Jerking off to what? 1359 01:26:35,571 --> 01:26:36,663 Listen, I... 1360 01:26:36,821 --> 01:26:38,119 To my mother? 1361 01:26:38,989 --> 01:26:40,664 You jerked off to my wife? 1362 01:26:40,783 --> 01:26:43,960 Yes, I think he jerked off to me. Is that right? 1363 01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:50,293 Thank you. 1364 01:26:52,462 --> 01:26:54,137 Thank you for doing this to me. 1365 01:26:58,176 --> 01:27:01,855 Are there any French singers you'd like to work with? 1366 01:27:05,892 --> 01:27:08,944 I heard a song today by a young guy, Thomas Brenner. 1367 01:27:15,068 --> 01:27:17,620 That was the second surprise. 1368 01:27:18,404 --> 01:27:19,874 He wants to see you tonight. 1369 01:27:20,490 --> 01:27:23,577 That's incredible. I'm happy for you. 1370 01:27:24,579 --> 01:27:28,381 I have to go. I'll try to get through my summit somehow. 1371 01:27:30,834 --> 01:27:32,052 It's much less fun. 1372 01:27:39,135 --> 01:27:41,561 Don't keep Iggy Pop waiting. 1373 01:28:06,537 --> 01:28:08,461 I need your badge, sir. 1374 01:28:28,225 --> 01:28:30,104 You were trying to help? 1375 01:28:31,312 --> 01:28:32,156 Yeah... 1376 01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:05,688 Have you seen a small brunette pass by? 1377 01:29:05,848 --> 01:29:07,773 Lola Saraco, do you know her? 1378 01:29:07,933 --> 01:29:10,232 Very slim, with her hair tied up. 1379 01:29:11,268 --> 01:29:13,193 With a skirt up to her ass... 1380 01:29:13,354 --> 01:29:14,231 That way. 1381 01:29:15,691 --> 01:29:17,742 France has worked for years 1382 01:29:18,110 --> 01:29:22,164 to promote nuclear security on an international level. 1383 01:29:22,823 --> 01:29:24,167 We believe 1384 01:29:24,783 --> 01:29:26,787 in each nation's responsibilities 1385 01:29:28,245 --> 01:29:30,295 while recognizing the key role 1386 01:29:30,582 --> 01:29:33,052 of intergovernmental cooperation. 1387 01:29:44,678 --> 01:29:46,226 I wish to thank 1388 01:29:46,389 --> 01:29:49,065 all those who helped organize this event. 1389 01:29:49,266 --> 01:29:51,146 Lola, can you hear me? 1390 01:29:51,811 --> 01:29:53,280 Mr. Lucas Brocca for France... 1391 01:29:56,857 --> 01:30:01,037 Speak only Farsi this time to make yourself understood. 1392 01:30:01,196 --> 01:30:04,624 I'm so angry, I couldn't say it in French anyway. 1393 01:30:04,783 --> 01:30:08,086 Try to calm down, sir. We need to negotiate. 1394 01:30:08,243 --> 01:30:12,332 I'm not negotiating. I'll show them who they're up against. 1395 01:30:12,582 --> 01:30:13,709 Can you hear me? 1396 01:30:13,918 --> 01:30:15,091 Our Iranian counterpart, 1397 01:30:15,293 --> 01:30:17,515 Mr. Reza Sadeqi, will now join us. 1398 01:30:25,219 --> 01:30:26,815 Can anyone hear me? 1399 01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:34,406 Good evening to one and all. 1400 01:30:34,812 --> 01:30:37,239 I'm very happy to be here tonight. 1401 01:30:37,399 --> 01:30:39,745 Thank you for the welcome and the buffet. 1402 01:30:43,446 --> 01:30:45,166 The salmon was delicious. 1403 01:30:47,910 --> 01:30:49,128 I had two helpings! 1404 01:30:54,249 --> 01:30:55,171 What's so funny? 1405 01:30:55,792 --> 01:30:59,552 Because I look like a beardy terrorist? 1406 01:31:02,091 --> 01:31:03,970 How did I get through customs? 1407 01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:09,901 Orly Airport is a shithole! 1408 01:31:18,649 --> 01:31:20,448 Let me present our offer. 1409 01:31:20,819 --> 01:31:23,665 It's an all-inclusive seven-day trip, 1410 01:31:24,948 --> 01:31:27,418 transport by ship included. 1411 01:31:30,285 --> 01:31:33,212 Every room has its own jacuzzi. 1412 01:31:36,041 --> 01:31:38,262 Why not come to the club? 1413 01:31:39,044 --> 01:31:40,798 This is an excellent offer! 1414 01:31:42,674 --> 01:31:44,644 And now, the weather. 1415 01:31:46,261 --> 01:31:47,479 Tomorrow, it will be 1416 01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:50,772 27° in Shiraz, 17° in Tehran, 1417 01:31:51,517 --> 01:31:52,689 19° in Meshed. 1418 01:31:53,267 --> 01:31:56,115 The Mistral and the Tramontana will blow 1419 01:31:56,312 --> 01:31:57,816 fairly strongly. 1420 01:31:57,981 --> 01:32:01,784 And we wish all Mathildes a happy name day. 1421 01:32:05,405 --> 01:32:08,161 Did I tell you I have 3 testicles? 1422 01:32:09,785 --> 01:32:11,881 Did I mention that minor defect? 1423 01:32:15,205 --> 01:32:16,882 Lola, come back! 1424 01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:19,927 Screw Iggy Pop and gold records. I want you! 1425 01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:48,908 How much d'you want to sleep with the Iranian for a week? 1426 01:32:55,789 --> 01:32:58,762 If you come back, I'll do things with him 1427 01:32:58,917 --> 01:33:01,891 that you can't find on the worst adult websites. 1428 01:33:03,047 --> 01:33:05,177 So I take back a failed singer 1429 01:33:05,341 --> 01:33:07,311 who can't even meet Iggy Pop? 1430 01:33:09,385 --> 01:33:10,981 I'll do anything. 1431 01:33:12,057 --> 01:33:15,484 It's OK. I got what I needed in there. 1432 01:33:16,143 --> 01:33:16,986 Really? 1433 01:33:17,604 --> 01:33:18,606 Really. 1434 01:33:26,822 --> 01:33:28,791 If I have to prove my love, 1435 01:33:28,949 --> 01:33:31,795 I'll find the Iranian in his dressing room 1436 01:33:31,951 --> 01:33:33,454 and eat his a... 1437 01:33:43,087 --> 01:33:45,890 Good manners 1438 01:33:46,049 --> 01:33:49,431 Come on, sir, tell us what not to do 1439 01:33:49,886 --> 01:33:52,768 Don't speak with your mouth full 1440 01:33:53,055 --> 01:33:56,519 Or put your elbows on the table 1441 01:33:56,768 --> 01:33:59,445 Good manners 1442 01:33:59,604 --> 01:34:03,033 Come on, sir, tell us what to do 1443 01:34:03,441 --> 01:34:06,869 You say "please" and "thank you" 1444 01:34:07,028 --> 01:34:09,956 And cover your mouth when you yawn 1445 01:34:17,622 --> 01:34:18,796 Lola! 1446 01:34:18,957 --> 01:34:20,757 Guess who I'm with. 1447 01:34:20,919 --> 01:34:22,046 No, Lola. 1448 01:34:22,377 --> 01:34:23,801 I'll put him on. 1449 01:34:25,463 --> 01:34:28,390 Yes, sweetheart. Hold on a second... 1450 01:34:41,063 --> 01:34:43,786 You let him bang your chick like that? 1451 01:34:44,024 --> 01:34:45,869 I'll make him weep for his life. 1452 01:34:46,026 --> 01:34:48,452 Trap the bastard and kneecap the fucker. 1453 01:34:48,613 --> 01:34:50,240 Once he's down, wham, 1454 01:34:50,363 --> 01:34:52,789 we redo his smile with a gun butt. 1455 01:34:52,951 --> 01:34:54,295 I take two homies 1456 01:34:54,410 --> 01:34:57,212 and we make him weep for his old lady. 1457 01:34:58,497 --> 01:34:59,795 Augustin? 96795

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