All language subtitles for Jersey Shore S02 E11

[Deena] Happy birthday![Nicole] Happy birthday!

[all cheering]

I love birthdays
this time of year.Thank you, thank you.

[Pauly]
Everyone's actually gonna come
to Atlantic City,

see me DJ at my residency

and continue
the birthday celebrations.

I can't go,
'cause I'm in a wedding.
Ahh!

[Jenni]
Jen coming?

♪♪

You are driving me crazy!

You're calling me
a [bleep] whore?

And she is in town
this weekend.

This is gonna be
savage as [bleep].

♪ Here I come ♪

Yeah, buddy!

Party's here!

The Situation
is under construction.

This might not have
been the best idea.

We're so classy now.

On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.

Get the frig outta here,
you crazy!

♪ Here I come ♪♪

♪♪

♪ And I look
in your eyes ♪

♪ So glad we have met ♪

♪ From the first sunrise... ♪

Why am I always
the [bleep] first one up?

We are in Atlantic City
to see Pauly DJ,

and I'm actually
really excited.

The only thing is
Ron's baby mama is coming!

This is gonna be a disaster.

Let's start the day.
[chuckling]

♪♪

[siren blaring]

Wake us up!

[siren continues]

[Jenni laughing]

Oh, I'm outta breath.

♪♪

Come on, let's go,
I need coffee.

All right, we're gonna go.You take forever.

Oh, I know this.
You know that--

We're not even going out
right now,

we're just going
to get food and breakfast.

I know, I just have this one
pimple that I have to...

Oh, God.

[Mike]
Are you almost readys?

Two seconds, yeah.

What'd you think
of Angeliner's man?

He was cool. I mean, at first
I thought he was uncomfortable.

You guys are
a little intimidating...

But then I felt--...when you come
all together.

I felt that
he warmed up and, um,

he kind of, eventually,
was fine.

So I was--
I thought that was cool.

So that was like a legit fight
with them, about the hot dog.

[Angelina] What about
the hot dog situation?

[Chris L.] Oh, don't even...In-- In Manhattan.

There was a hot dog--
you ate the hot dog

and didn't even ask me
if I wanted a piece of it.

Gimme this [bleep] hot dog.[Deena laughs]

I wanted chicken fingers!Oh, you got a pizza!

Where are the [bleep]
chicken fingers?

Get in the [bleep] car.

[Ronnie laughing]

[laughter stops]
Hi, Chris.

Good morning.[Ronnie]
Hey, good [bleep] morning.

[Vinny]
We were just [bleep]
talking about you guys.

Does anybody want a hot dog?They got hot dogs here?

What are we doing today?All the guys are gonna

[bleep] take Chris,
and we're all gonna go [bleep]

have a guys' day,
and I think the girls

are gonna go have a [bleep]
girls' day.

Do you say the word
"[bleep]" ever, Vin?

Yes.Only when he's
making fun of you.

[Ronnie]
Only when he's
trying to [bleep].

When I'm trying to [bleep]?
[laughing]

[laughter]

So what do you say to the girl?
Like, how do you--

You just say,
"I'm tryin' to [bleep]"?

That's the only "[bleep]"
that comes out of your mouth?

What'd he say to you
that time?

[all]
Oh!

I like this kid!
[laughing]

[Pauly]
It takes a very special person

to be with Angelina,
and this guy is the guy.

[Mike] That was good![Jenni] That was so good.

He's just as quick as we are.

I'm shocked of how much we're
all liking Angelina's fiancé.

I'm glad this guy is here.

[all laughing]That was amazing!

We'll get ready
to go to lunch.Brunch.

Right now?[Pauly]
Yeah.

Everyone wants
to get to know

everyone's significant others,

so I feel like
the best way to do that

is for the boys and the girls to
kind of like divide and conquer.

Cabs are here!

♪♪

Oh, yeah!
Bally's Bikini
Beach Bar, yeah!

Feel like you're trying
to get us in trouble.[Ronnie] Yep.

[Pauly]
I got the camera ready to go.

♪♪

Did you want to start off with
some Bloody Marys or mimosas?

I'll do a Bloody Mary.
Same.

I'll do a virgin
Malibu Bay Breeze.

She's gonna be a mom.

[waitress]
Congrats! Oh, my God!Thank you.

[Pauly]
That guy's on the keto.

[laughing]

Are you excited to be a dad?I'm nervous for sure.

I was nervous as [bleep],
and I was like,

uh, am I even gonna know
how to do this?

Something adjusts in your brain
where you're like...

It's like a switch....I need to protect this--

I have to take care for this
child, it-- it just happens.

I feel like with a kid,
though, you can't--

like, there's no room
for error.

[Ronnie]
Just feed the baby,
change the baby,

and don't drop the baby,

and it's gonna be
all right, bro.

[Chris B.]
Yo, I think it's
kinda funny, though,

that all the girls,
they were like,

"Oh, you guys are going
to a beach bar.

There's gonna be girls
in bikinis,"

and we're talking
about me being a dad.We're talking about [bleep].

Don't worry, I'm getting some
thotties over here in a minute.

[laughing]
After I eat.

You can't cheat
on an empty stomach,
that's something I do know.

This is a dumb question,
but did you guys ever
meet before this?

No.
No.

You haven't?
No!

Oh, well, Angelina, Laurens;
Laurens, Angelina.

I know, I talk to 'em on
like social media, but...

I'm kidd-- yeah.
[laughs]

So, Pauly, you excited for
tonight's, uh, gig tonight?

Yes, very excited! I'm glad
to have you guys along with me.

Yo, thank you so much, man.
You rolled out

the red carpet
for all of us, literally.Any time, man, any time.

You guys are always welcome
any place I am in the state.

Yo, I'm requesting
a shout-out...

Got you.For me and Laurens.

That's all day.
Vinny said he wanted

to be low-key, didn't want
people to know he's there,

so I might not shout him out.Yeah, sp-- speaking of Vin,

how do you feel being, maybe,

one of the few
single ones here?

I have an announcement to make!

My friend Vinny right here is single. He's single.

[crowd cheering] He's single.

And looking! And looking!

Oh! Oh, and I am too.

[laughter and cheering]

Can we talk about Italy?

We can talk about Italy.

We want to get married there.

That's, like,
what our dream was.

He's not allowed to leave
the state of New Jersey?

He can't leave New Jersey
or New York.

[Deena]
I mean, planning a wedding
in general is a lot.

So I can't imagine
having to do it

around something
you're not sure what's...

Yeah.
Gonna happen.

Do you think he's gonna go,
to jail?

♪♪

[Lauren]
I hope not.
I hope not.

But I'm just saying,
you know more than any of us.

[Angelina]
Oh, my God, I can only imagine

what Laurens has been
going through.

You can't worry about things.
You can be concerned

and try to make arrangements

for what-- when it could go
good or when it could go bad.

But you can't, like,
have your emotions and, like,

your daily life
revolve around that.

[Vinny]
All right, Chris,
we have a question.

And this is a compliment

'cause you seem like
a normal, normal guy.

Why do you like Angelina?

Honestly, me and Ang
are kinda similar.

[Vinny]
She's like next level, though.No, she-- she gets

a little off--
a little crazy,

but she's not like that
all the time.

Sometimes she comes in,
I think she tries a little hard.

[Ronnie] Too much, yeah.But, like, she means it
from a good place.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.She always talks good
about all you guys,

And that's the truth,
she never said
anything negative.

Maybe Vinny
a little, but...[laughter]

So she-- not to, like,

throw you under the bus--
was engaged a few times.

I was engaged before.You were engaged recently?

Not-- I mean, what,
two years ago?

She's had
a few engagements.Oh, okay.

Yeah, I've had three.
This is my third.

Were you ever in, like,
a long-term relationship

before you got engaged,
or are all three engagements

under, like,
a certain amount of time?

Sometimes it's not about
how long you're with the person,

it's about if you're...

[Jenni]
But there's three of them.

I'm just wondering, only because
I don't know if it's, like,

an insecurity thing, like,
do you feel like alone?

Do you think, like,
you need a guy?
No.

I mean, it's not that
I need a guy. I feel like--

Like, how's your relationship
with your dad? Who's your dad?

My dad and me are--
like, we're decent.

My childhood was not easy.

Our parents didn't have
a good relationship.

My father was a cheater,
he was an abusive father.

He was never a father
to me growing up as a kid.

He met my mother in court,

because my father
was always in and out of jail.

When I was born,
my father was in jail.

He only had me because
it was gonna give him

a lesser jail sentence.

So he's like,
oh, let me have a daughter

with a woman that
I don't even love.

I'm sure that's not...That's what he-- that's--

That's your perspective.
I mean, I'm not--

No, that's exactly what
he-- he told me that.

♪♪

Hearing from Angelina,
her daddy issues, heartbreaking.

'Cause it makes sense as to why
she's very codependent.

Well, now you guys know.
Now you get it, right?

I feel really bad

for how I treated Angelina,
or judged her.

I didn't know you had
such a rough childhood.

I don't really talk about it
too much.

Chris never met my father.
He still hasn't met my father.

So, what makes you feel
about Angelina, like...

[Chris]
I don't know....like, I feel it.

This is the one!
I'm gonna get down
on one knee...

It's weird,
I don't know.
Spend the rest
of my life with you.

We're together 24/7,
and we're like best friends.

And it's like everything we do,
we just get each other.

We just, like--
really do love each other.

It's the last vagina
you can have

for the rest
of your life, though.It's all good, though.

[laughing]I don't believe it.

Same, same, same!
[laughing]

The fact that, you know,
Chris is super cool and chill

and is, like, okay with the fact

that Vin's been
[bleep] Angelina,

I think that's
pretty... weird.

What goes on, what goes on![laughing]

I have a random.

Have any of you met Jen?

I haven't met Jen.But I've talked--

Have you?[Deena]
In Miami.

I feel like you have
the best rela--

I mean,
I don't really--

But by having the nicest
relationship with her,

I have the worst relationship
with her.

Yeah.
[Jenni]
I don't know.

I don't know.
If she wanted us

to be afraid of her,
she succeeded.

Hey, is Jen coming?[Ronnie] Tonight?

Yeah,
she's gonna come tonight.

Are we takin' her phone?
And her car?

[chuckling][mocking laughter]

Is she cool with, like, all
this jokin' around and [bleep]?

[Ronnie]
Yeah. We have fun.
Like, Vin was--

we have, [bleep],
a great time.

We [bleep] drink, maybe,

we don't bicker,
it's like...

[Mike]
Ron and Jen's relationship
has been very toxic

the past couple months.

We've all seen it.
Uh, Big Daddy Sitch would

have to predict that this
trip just gets crazier,

um... as the days go on.

Yo, it was-- it's so crazy.

Tater's hits Laurens up
online all the time, right?

Yeah, they're like friends!And she's like, she's like,

"Oh, I can't wait for you--
to do a double-date."

Next day, "Ronnie dragged
from a vehicle."

I was just like,
what the [bleep]?

"Ronnie drops charges."
It's like, what the [bleep]?

I think she's gonna
do a lot of what

Ronnie's doing right now,
and make jokes

about the entire situation,
that's what I think.

Yeah, but they're not
healed from that.

So that's
a dangerous space.He's physically
not even healed.

I know! Did you see his arm,
when he's like this?

I was like...
I didn't see it that bad.

That is a dangerous place,

'cause all you gotta do
is say something.Exactly!

With a tone, not even
the wrong thing.

Do you think
she's crazier than you?

Legitimately
crazier than me.

It's my birthday!

Angelina keeps hangin' on me.
She's kissing me.

Guys, they're coming.

[Jenni]
They're here!
They're here!

I'm gonna throw up.

I'm not gonna say
anything to Jen.

I don't want Jen to kill me.

I don't know who's gonna
have the balls

to say something to Jen.

Your mug shot?
You look hot.

♪♪

Awkward![feedback and siren chirping]

Yeah, buddy!
Tonight 'bout to be lit!

All right, guys, I think
the boys are on their way back.

But I'm gonna go take a nap so
that I can make it out tonight.

[Lauren]
Okay, have a nice nap.I had fun! I love you!

Me too! Love you.

I'm going to bed.

Listen, I know I'm not gonna
be able to lay down.

It's gonna be sexy time
before dinner.

Does he try to "romance"
himself on you?

No, I told him
he can have sexy times.

Good for you.
I like pre-dinner,

'cause when I'm like done
for the night, I am done.Same!

Plus you feel lighter...And then you feel better.

You're in a better mood anyway.

I tried to bang Chris before
I got here, and he was like,

"We're too busy."Hence the hot dog fight
last night.

Yeah. I was like--You need to-- you need to

to relieve some stress.'Cause we're
sexually frustrated.

Yeah, exactly.And we didn't bang
last night either.

[Ronnie]
So guys' day was a success.

[Pauly]
We have dinner at 8:00,
so guys, get ready.

And then, Martorano's tonight.

And then The Pool After Dark,
DJ Pauly D in the mix.

Is Jen coming
to dinner?Yes.

Dinner is about to get
real interesting.

We're about to be
confronted with Jen

for the first time
since Vegas.

Let's hope Mike doesn't give any
French fry jokes this time.

♪ Guess who's about
to cannonball ♪

♪ Me ♪♪ 'Cause, baby,
you know it's on... ♪

♪♪

Yo, I'm not gonna
bring Jesus tonight,

because I got him
on my shirt.

♪♪

Tonight,
I get to turn up

on the turntables
at The Pool After Dark

with my "Jersey Shore" family.
Yeah, buddy!

T-shirt time has started.

♪ It's... ♪

♪ T-shirt time ♪

All right,
so let's get them...Before you get Jen,

I have a real question.

Ron blew up on me in Vegas
over talking to Jen.

That's your -- friend.
She tells you what
you want to hear.

She's not my friend, bro.

You're justifying her.
I didn't say--

I'm not justifying her!

So now I'm like,
can I talk to Jen?

Or should I not talk to Jen?

Should I keep my head down?
Because I truly--

I don't want to get Ron upset,

but like I don't know how
he wants me to act.

How do you honestly want me
to act around Jen?

Just be her friend.
Let her have fun.

I know, but the last time--Make her have fun,
how about that?

Please.But you want me to like--
it's cool to talk to her.

Yeah. Of course.
Okay.

Let's get the tequila,

'cause it's about
to get real interesting.

Are you bringing home
thotties tonight?

Do I put hair gel
in my hair?

Facts.

Am I a chooch?[Mike]
Facts!

[laughter]

Is he wearing
his sister's jeans?

Facts.
Yes.
[laughter]

Is Ronnie a disaster?

Facts. Super facts!

Deener for dinner!Sorry we're late.

My zipper broke,
and then it was a whole thing.

[Vinny] Where's Chris?[Pauly]
You have a pregnancy pass.

I for sure thought that
you guys were gonna be

sitting here waiting for us.
Where's Ron?

No, he's gone getting Jen.

[Deena] Oh, okay.[Pauly]
They're gonna meet us.

And it's gonna be
a little bit awkward.

[sighs]Do we act like
nothing happened?

[Vinny] I don't know.Like everything's peaches?

"Hey, Jen, how are you?""How are you?"

Wait, how are you?How was prison--

I mean, uh...[Pauly]
Where have you been?

[Vinny chuckling]
Yeah.Heard you were locked up--

I mean... oof.[Vinny laughing]

You know what was crazy?

Her mug shot.
That [bleep]'s crazy.

[Angelina]
Why does she look like--
like a devil?

[Deena] She does.[Pauly] Bro, like Lucifer.

I would've ran after that.

And Ronnie was like,
"I'm in love with her."

I actually thought
that they-- I was like,

there's no way in the world!

They will never
be back after that.
Cue to right now.

We all knew it,
'cause at the end of the day,

I know Ron will never
leave a girl.

He cannot be
the one to walk away.

Really interesting point
you just said right there.

Sammi is the one that had to
leave, and I ultimately think

Jen will be the one
that has to leave.

Wow, Jenni,
you just nailed it,
I think.

Yeah, he doesn't have
the strength to leave.

It's gonna be awkward
as [bleep].Seriously.

Well, let's see how
she comes in.

So tonight, I'm celebrating
my birthday,

but I still can't help
but worry about my man Ronnie.

Oh, yeah! Pool After Dark, yeah!

Holy [bleep], here we go.
This is gonna be a disaster.

This here seat's reserved.

Oh, I thought we were doing
your, like, special room.

[Pauly]
I just hope the Ron and Jen
drama doesn't mess this up.

[Jen in baby voice]
Hello!

[softly]
Hi, baby.

[chuckling]

Hi! Hi.
Who's that?

Is that Daddy here?Hi, baby.

I love that Ariana and Jen
came to visit.

[Connie]
Hi.
Hi.

[Ronnie]
I'm leaving Ariana with my mom
right now to go see
the roommates.

Have fun.
See y'all later.

And, you know,

I just want them to see Jen
the way that I see Jen.

See ya later, alligators.
Have a great time.

[Ronnie]
You know, see the person
that I fell in love with.

The person that's funny
and likes to have a good time,
and is just like me.

Where are we going, though?This way.

Italians?Uh, yeah, Martorano's.

I love her, and I want everyone
to see why I love her,

and why I fell in love
with her.

Yo, so who's gonna say something
to Jen right away? Anybody?

No way!
I'm scared.

I know!
[chuckling]

[Pauly]
Jen is the type of girl you
don't want to [bleep] with,

so it's like, who is gonna be
the first person
to confront Jen?

And I am not going to be
that guy.

I'm scared of that girl.

The last couple months
have been crazy.

Yeah.You know what I'm saying?

Let's be real here,
that [bleep] was embarrassing.

I think we're all getting
a little nervous

for Ron and Jen to get here.

I'm like-- it's like
that anxious waiting.

Oh, my God.

Listen, she knows what
she's walking into.

Everybody-- the whole world's
seen what she has done.

Guys! They're coming.

[Pauly] Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh!They're here.
They're here!

I'm gonna throw up.This is it!
Don't get scared now.

Oh, there they all are.

[Ronnie]
I hope my roommates love Jen
as much as I love Jen,

and we can be one big happy
dysfunctional family.

[Vinny]
Hey, guys.

[Pauly]
Yo, this [bleep] is
gonna be mad awkward.

[Deena]
Guys!

Somebody gotta
call her out, though.They're coming.

[Jenni] They're here.
They're here![Deena] Oh, my God.

Take off your seat belts,
Jen's coming to dinner.

I don't know what to do
with my hands.

Oh, there they all are.

[blowing noisemaker]

Hi!

[Jenni]
Oh, my God, hi.

Hey, girl.[Jenni]
I think we're all getting
a little nervous.

I need, like, four more wines,
two shots, a Xanax,

and I need to go, like,
find a hole to crawl in.

Hi, Deener.

[blowing noisemaker]

Did you guys order already
or no?

We didn't order yet.No, just some appetizers.

[Mike]
We didn't order yet, no.

♪ In the middle... ♪

Huh?

[Vinny]
I'm not gonna say
anything to Jen.

I don't want Jen to kill me.

♪ Winning is losing... ♪

I don't know who's gonna have
the balls to say something
to Jen.

Awkward.

♪ What can I do? ♪

♪ What can I say? ♪♪

Your mug shot?
You look hot.

Wow.

Oh, boy.

That's-- that's--
that escalated quickly.

[all]
Oh!

[Vinny]
Damn! What is going on?

JWoww has emerged.

Oh, my God.

Yo, that is the most gangster
mug shot.

So gangster!

There goes Jenni.

Awkward![feedback and siren chirping]

I'm just saying...

Nobody was talkin'!
It was awkward.

I felt the need to just...
let's make a joke, guys.

Now they're calling me
"The Incarceration."

Oh, [bleep]!

You shall address me
by my government.

Incarceration?

[all]
Oh!

[Pauly]
Oh, damn!

They're like,
"Who's The Incarceration now?"

And I'm like, damn!

Karma.
Karma!
Karma!

I guess Karma isn't
a club in Seaside.

[chuckling]
Yeah.

Damn, karma's a bitch.

[Jen]
I apologize.

Like, I know everything sounds
so psycho and, like, crazy,

but like both of us signed up
for anger management.

We're trying to, like,
take the steps to like...
not be crazy anymore.

We want the best
for you guys,
both you guys.

We want Ronnie
to be happy.

You know, we want
to support him,

so, similar to me being
on probation for the past three,

four years,
you might be on probation

and have seven other
probation officers

just lookin' out
for our boy Ron
for a little bit.

I'll take it.
I'll take the heat.

Your baby is beautiful.Thank you.

You know what I'm saying?

So, we don't want to see
any more of that craziness.

Yeah, sorry about that, guys.

When Jen apologized to everyone,
I feel like it shows character.

She loves me and respects me
enough to know that, like,

these people will be a part
of our lives forever,

and you have to respect them.

On that-- on that note,
I say we have a toast

to Mr. and Mrs. Tater's,
and the future, and family.

[Vinny]
Salud.

[Pauly]
Salud.

Happy birthday!Oh, yeah!

I don't know about the squad

forgiving and forgetting
so quickly,

but Jen apologizing to the group
right now is a good start.

But actions speak louder
than words.

Thank you.[man]
Enjoy.

[Angelina]
Oh, my God,
this is so much food.

[Mike]
Ooh, that looks good.

Are you gonna take shots
with me tonight?

Yeah.
Yeah?

Lord, help me.

We're willing to forgive
because it's Ron's baby's mom.

Are you gonna
send it to Nicole?

Tell her I'm your
best friend tonight.

But I will never forget.

Do you feel left out?

Hi, Deena! Hi, Chris!
How's the weather?

Miles and miles
and miles away!

Miles!Oh, God.

Miles and miles!

And miles and miles
and miles away!

You're [bleep] lying,
and you're lying,
and you're lying!

Don't even go there,
Vincent.

[Vinny]
I never saw you
in the neighborhood.

I grew up in the same area.
We knew each other.

How about this?
Why don't you--
what was your address?

Me and Angelina
are going at it again

about how she claims
that she was like my neighbor.

Westwood Avenue.

It's gonna turn into
an all-out brawl at this table.

How many miles?

Okay.
[laughing]

All right, this address
is 1.3 miles.

Oh! She's right then!

Angelina was right!

You guys are close now.

I'm right again.
Thank you.

"Oh, I never lived
in Staten Island.

I never lived near you,
Angelina."

1.3 miles away, Vinny.
You little [bleep].

When did you live here?When I was young!

When we were
in [bleep] high school.Like, how old were you?

Like, before high school.
I grew up in that house.

I never saw you
in the neighborhood.

You hung out with me
and my friends!

[Vinny]
I never hung out with you
and your friends.

Christina Galano,
Kristin Peneiro...

You never heard
Christina Valano?

Christina Galano.Christina Guano.

Michele Casalano...

Joey Boombatz,
Freddy Bagodonuts.

[Vinny]
I remember them.
I don't remember you
hanging out with them, ever.

Joey Bagodonuts.They were my best friends!

1.3 miles is
walking distance.

[Mike]
That's close.
Like, neighbors.

What do you think, Pauly?

Seems like
walking distance to me.

Walking distance.

Wow!
Angeliner for the win!

No.

You see the love/hate?

To me not getting involved.

[bottle pops]

[all]
Ooh!

[Deena]
Lookit on Vinny.
[laughing]

Happy birthday, Pauly![Pauly]
Thank you.

And Michael!Thank you. Thank you.

[bottle pops]Oh, [bleep]!

Cabs are here!

So we miraculously made it
through this dinner.

[siren blaring]

[laughing]
Yo, that was
the fastest one yet.

Now we're gonna stop back up
by the suite...

Chris?

...before we turn up for my gig
tonight at The Pool After Dark.

Make her stop touching me.No!

I think that Angelina
really does wanna bang me.

[blowing noisemaker]

Especially because, like,
I'm a Staten Island guy,

and she loves
Staten Island guys.

Say we didn't live next
to each other

and I'm gonna blow
this [bleep] in your ear.

It's like I'm what, maybe,
she can't have or something?

This room is lit up in here.
Did you guys have a party here
last night without me?

Yeah, this is, uh,
Jenni's room is in there,

Pauly, Ronnie--

Oh, yeah, the guidos are here!

[all sighing]

[knocking at door]

Who is that, honeys?

I grab a word
with Ronnie and Jen?

Uh-oh.[Chris]
You guys are in trouble.

Who's that?
Who the [bleep]?

Just outside real quick?Oh, God.

What the [bleep] is happening?

What the [bleep]
is going on here?

Maybe she has
an active warrant
out here in Jersey.

Hey, can I grab a word
with Ronnie and Jen?

Just outside real quick?

Oh, God.

[Mike]
What the [bleep]?

Just before we head down
for my birthday gig,

the hotel rep
pulls Ronnie and Jen aside.

And I'm like, holy [bleep]!
Did something happen?

I'm Brian.
I'm with the hotel.

[Jen]
Was Planet Hollywood part
of Caesar's property?

[Ronnie]
Yeah.
[Jen]
Uh-oh.

Oh, [bleep].
That doesn't sound good.Oh, [bleep] me!

Okay.
Mm!

[Brian]
So, we-we didn't know
that you were coming,

and obviously what happened
in Vegas is an issue.

You're calling me
a [bleep] whore?

Mother[bleep]!
[bleep] piece of [bleep]!

Oh, so, we're here at the hotel
and, uh, I didn't know

that Harrah's is the same
company as Planet Hollywood,

and Jen was banned
from Planet Hollywood
after that fight.

So, this was something
that you guys booked

your own room
and it was something

that you kind of set up
on your own?
Yeah.

What the [bleep]
is going on here?

Yo, this is getting, like,
too serious right now.

'Cause it's Pauly
and Mike's birthday,

we don't want
relationship drama going on.

We want to just have
a fun getaway together
in Atlantic City.

I wanna know
what's going on.

There can't be
any sort of event like that
in-in New Jersey.

Oh, no, no, no.
Absolutely not.

And we apologize for Vegas.

And it's not gonna
happen again.

We've been going through
anger management

and therapy,
on our own.Yeah.

Right now, we're thinking
we're about to get kicked out.

What happened?Nothing. She forgot her ID.

Please.
You're a horrible liar.

[Vinny]
Just look up TMZ.
[chuckles]

[laughter]They'll see who she is.

[Ronnie]
The roommates haven't been
too thrilled

at mine and Jen's relationship,
so I'm not gonna air [bleep] out

that doesn't need
to be aired out.

You guys ready?
[Deena]
Yep.

[Ronnie]
Everything's good.

The hotel rep said,

"Please don't let it
happen again.

Like, we're giving you
another chance."

So, now we're gonna go enjoy
Pauly's birthday celebration,

watch some DJ Pauly D
on the ones and twos.

Oh, yeah!
Pool After Dark, yeah!

[cheering and shouting]

[Angelina]
I feel like I'm at
a Justin Bieber concert.

[cheering continues]

[Angelina]
I've never seen Pauly DJ.
I'm really excited about it.

I mean, Pauly is,
like, a legend.

This is gonna be
so much fun tonight.

Here we go, guys,
eyes on me.

Let's go, let's go.Perfect.

Nice! Thank you for coming.Nice to meet you!

All right. Who's next?
What up, man?

The feeling I get
before I go on to my DJ gig,

it's almost like the feeling
a boxer gets.

Like, he's shadow boxing
in the mirror,

he's walking down,
he has this robe on, hood up.

He's focused, zeroed in,

and everybody's there
to see him.

It's about that time, people!

And it is turn up time.
It's fight night.

But it is DJ night
for DJ Pauly D,

and there's no place
I'd rather be.

It's what I love to do most
in this world,

and I'm living out my dream
doing it.

♪♪

Yes, sir!

[air horn blasting]

If you came to party,
make some noise right now!

♪♪

Who's trying to fist bump
with DJ Pauly D?

Let's go!

♪♪

Pauly! Vanessa!

[Vinny]
Vanessa, the stalker.

[Pauly]
Oh, my God!

Is she a stalker,
or a super supporter?

Vanessa! What's up?

Hey, honey,
how are you doing?

[Vinny]
Pauly's a great DJ.

When I see him working

and onstage doing his thing,
I'm so proud of him.

That's right, that's my man,
that's my mans.

He's going home
with me tonight.

We're all having
so much fun being here.

All the drama and bad energy
just faded away.

I even see Jen and Ron actually
happy and having a good time.

I'm like, okay,
maybe they are past everything.

Tonight's gonna be
a good night.

Let's dance
and have a good time.

♪♪

[Vinny]
We're in Atlantic City.
We're partying.

Even Angelina's having
a good time with me.

I don't know what world
we're living in

where I'm having
a good time with Angelina.

[Mike]
The drinks were flowing,
and the next thing you know,

we're witnessing a new dance.

I really don't even know
what to call it.

"The Poopanini,"
"The Hamster Wheel,"

"The Staten Island Sandwich"?

Aah!

[Ronnie]
The hard thing, like,
being with Jen

and drinking with her is that,
like, she's fun,

and we have a good time,
but she doesn't know her limit.

You know? She doesn't know
when to stop.

She doesn't know how to be
rational when she's intoxicated.

And I think that's where
our disconnection is.

♪♪

All right,
[bleep] just got weird.

This is so weird.

They pretended like everything
was all right,

but that didn't last very long.
Just a couple hours.

♪ 'Cause when it breaks down ♪

♪ I would follow you everywhere
anywhere ♪

♪ I'’m gonna find you
out there somewhere ♪

Let's go!

♪♪

♪ I will follow you
anywhere everywhere ♪

♪ I'’m gonna find you
out there somewhere ♪

This is amazing.

This [bleep] crowd is hyped.
So excited.

We're having a [bleep]
great time right now.

Whoa!

Angelina keeps hangin' on me.
She's kissing me.

I think she touched my [bleep]
at one point...

while her soon-to-be husband
is standing right there.

And I would be embarrassed
for him, but he likes it.

He likes it a little bit
too much.

I think they wanna
take me home.

I-I don't get down like that!
I don't get down like that.

I would never
do that, though.

[laughing]

What's going on?Hi!

No.

Stop!
No, no, no, no.

Wow! Wow.

Yes, sir,
we're partying tonight!

And, just like clockwork,
Ron and--

Sam, I was about to say Sam.
Ron and Jen are fighting.

I see Jen having some, like,
really dirty looks on her face.

And I don't know
what's going on,

and I'm just like, "No.
Please, no! Not tonight."

Let's have fun now.

Ladies, where you at?

[Mike]
Oh, my God.

Everyone was having
such a good time.

Like, what happened for you guys
to even be arguing right now?

It's kinda like the big bang.

Do you know how it started?
No.

♪♪

Put your hands in the air,
make 'em stay there!

Hands up if you're still
with me!

Is Ronnie spiraling?

Well...

I'm just mind-blown.
Like, they pretended like
everything was all right,

but that didn't last very long.
Just a couple hours.

[Mike]
This is crazy!
Jen just bounced on his ass.

[Pauly stammering]
I love single Ronnie.

[Pauly stammering]

Five minutes had transpired,

and the energy just went
from good to bad.

Ron asked if he could bring Jen.
We said yes.

And now, she's pretty much
bounced on everyone

and made the night
really about her

and not about
the birthday celebrations.

Her new nickname
is "The Inconsideration."

You all right?

What was that
fight about?

I gotta leave though.
You wanna know why?

The cabs are here!

[cheers and applause]

Yo, Courtney.
What's her name?

Leah.Leah.

This is Pauly,
and this is Courtney.

So, me and Pauly got some girls
to come back with us

to finish off the night.

I mean, it wouldn't be
a night without it,

so me and my husband,
um, you know, we have girls.

All right, let's go.

♪ How about it
in the Spanish way? ♪

Ahh!Oh! [laughing]

♪ It's all good ♪

I love béarnaise
this time of year.

[Vinny]
What's going on
in there?

Yo, Ronnie, I got
pizza coming.

♪♪

♪ It's all good
[It's all good] ♪

Hello!

[Vinny]
Oh, my God, there's
a million pizzas here.

Yo, this is the angel
in disguise.

♪ It's all good ♪♪

Yo, don't eat all the--
I gotta give some to Mike.

[bullhorn feedback]

Yo, Mike!

We brought you pizza!

Mike, we got a pizza party going on right now...

[Vinny]
Oh, sexy time!

[Pauly]
We need you.

[Lauren]
Mike, don't you dares.

[Vinny]
No, no, no, Lauren...Here you go.

I'm gonna go grab the pizza
and I'll be right back.Come on. Come on.

Yo, being a wingman
for Mike these days

basically just means
getting him some foods.

[Pauly]
Look at all these pizzas.

There's every kind.
I'm gonna have this one.

[Mike]
Ooh.

[Vinny]
[bleep] it,
I'm gonna have a real one.Yeah.

Sunday is my cheat day,
but I'm in Atlantic City.

Like, calendars don't exist
in Atlantic City.

So, I think tonight,
I'm gonna cheat.

[Mike]
My brother
from another mother.

Take a whole pie.
Take a whole pie.

No, no, no,
Laurens just got one in there.

Yeah, take a whole
nother one.

Take a pie.
We got like ten of 'em.Yeah, take a whole pie, Michael.

We got like ten of them.[Mike]
Pepperonis.

There's so many [bleep] pies.
What's that one?

[Angelina]
Nope, regular.

Do it, help him out.
Ooh!

No![Chris chuckling]
You definitely don't want

the whole pie on the floor
right there--

[Angelina]
Ahh![Vinny]
Oh, my God.

[Chris chuckling]
And there's two pies
on the floor!

Three! Four! Five!
Forget about it, it's over.

[Angelina]
Oh, my God. Every one!

That's why I don't eat pizza
on the weekends.

[laughter]

How do you do it?

[siren blaring]

[Angelina laughing]

On that note, I need to pack.
I have to shower.

And I have a show
in a couple hours,
so I'm outta here.

Where?
Where are you going?Where you going?

[Pauly]
I got a show
in Rhode Island.

[Chris]
What time is it?

Like, it's late as [bleep].[Vinny]
Is it like 2:00?

[Pauly]
So, bye to everybody.

[Vinny]
Oh, [bleep], it's like 4:00.Thank you so much.

Have fun, okay?
Thank you so much
for a great time.

It was good
to see you guys.

Nice to meet you. Vinny,
I'ma put it in you later.

Have fun!It's 4:30.

[Pauly]
Thank you!Thank you so much.
Have-- oh, my gosh.

[bleep].

Pauly's leaving 'cause he
has to go to his next gig,

so he's leaving me
with these two girls.

And, uh, two girls plus Pauly
plus Vinny is good,

but minus Pauly equals
two girls with just Vinny.

And, uh, you know, without
Pauly, like, this isn't fun.

Pauly's gone.I know.

He's really [bleep] up my game.

So, I think I'm just gonna
let these girls go.

All right.[Courtney]
Bye. That's your decision.

Stop, stop.
Good night.

Boner killer.

♪♪

You should go
with Chris.

He's... sleep apnea right now.
He's snoring.

He has his machine on?No, he doesn't have
his machine on.

Are you guys going to bed?

Yeah.Yeah, probably.

Good night, guys.
I'll see you in the morning.All right.

What the [bleep]
is this, buffalo chicken?

That was a fun night, though.
It really was fun. Right?

[snoring]

Yo, can I ask what
the hell happened with Jen?

I don't want
to talk about it.

Bro, what the [bleep]?

At this point,
I don't know what
to think with Jen.

How much more can I deal
with someone that's irrational,

doesn't want to listen,
gets angry, like, vulgar?

And it's just like,
it's becoming too much.

She just gets in, like,
a [bleep] mood

where it's like
she's uncontrollable.

And it's like, that's where
I learned I gotta walk away.

Okay.'Cause if I try to fight it,
she gets crazier and crazier.

It's like it just
can't keep happening.

It's like, um,
it's just like--

it's consistent with her,
you know what I mean? Like--

I know, but you
know that, though.

Bro, you can't deal with
that [bleep], for real.

It's so frustrating.
And I feel bad for you,

'cause now you're like
in this [bleep] limbo period

where you're like,
where the [bleep]
is our relationship?

Where's my baby?
Where the [bleep] is this?

Like, I [bleep] hate that.

Bro...

[sighs]

We're a family.
We're always gonna have
each other's back,

but he's definitely
not making it easy.

If you truly didn't do anything
tonight, and she just,

like, did this [bleep]
out of nowhere,

I hope that you just add this
to your list of why,

possibly, she has issues.

You know, bringing Jen out was,
hopefully, you know,

to show everyone, like,
why we get along.

But I feel like now,
they just see why

we don't get along,
and that's not what I wanted.

How much do you want
to put up with that?

'Cause you can go through that
the rest of your life.

You could be like,
"I'll let her have her tantrums,

I'll control myself,"
until forever.

If you want to do that, fine.
But if you want to reach a point
where you're like, "Yo..."

Pros and cons.

"...I'm done."
Exactly. You know?

'Cause right now,
that's all you do.

You're like, "All right,
she's my baby mother,

I love her, she's crazy,
but there's this, there's that."

Keep the tally.

When it outweighs it,
then you know what to do.

Are you comin' to bed?Yeah.

All right.I just need a minute.

[Vinny sighs]

♪ Between sweethearts
and misfits ♪

♪ Sweethearts and misfits ♪

♪ Between sweethearts
and misfits ♪♪