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Here's what you missed
on Glee.
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Nationals is in New York City
and everyone's really excited.
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Jesse St. James is back in town
and he's starting a show choir
consulting business.
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Two things
that I'm great at... show choir
and destroying the competition.
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New Directions should hire him.
A, they really want to win,
and B, he's superhandsome.
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Terri's back too, and Sue
wants the Honey Badger...
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to take out the Glee Club
before they can get to New York.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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New Directions,
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I would like to
introduce you to our new
show choir consultant,
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Jesse St. James.
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I don't trust this guy.
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He's gonna trick us
into doing something stupid
so his alma mater wins.
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I don't need to do
much tricking to get you
to do something stupid, Finn.
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Guys, Jesse
is just a consultant.
I still make all the calls.
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I have all the confidence
in the world in you guys.
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I just think we could use
all the help we can get
because... this is it.
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We've been working so hard
for two years for this moment,
and that moment is finally here.
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I was talking with Jesse
and he agreed we should continue
with our successful trend...
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of doing original songs
for the competition.
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I was thinking of doing
one group number
and one duet.
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Rachel and I should sing a duet.
We killed it last year
at regionals with "Faithfully."
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Yeah. It killed us.
We lost.
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May I?
Uh, yeah.
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I agree that Rachel should sing lead,
but, Finn, I think it's
best if you sit this one out.
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The fact is, most of
the other guys in here
are better singers,
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and Mike Chang,
who can't even sing,
can at least dance.
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You kind of sing and dance
like a zombie who has to poop.
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You see what I'm talking about?
This guy's a jerk!
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Maybe you could be a little
gentler with your advice.
Gentle?
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Yes.
I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize we were
training for the "Good Try"
ribbon at nationals.
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I thought we were in it to win
the whole thing, and there's
only one way we can do that.
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- Poison darts?
- The Vocal Adrenaline strategy
is simple.
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Identify your best performer
and build the entire
performance around them.
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- So what does everyone else do?
- And who's our star performer?
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We're gonna
have auditions
to find out.
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I'm gonna post
a sign-up sheet
later this afternoon.
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Don't you think this is
kinda not our style?
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Normally I'd agree with you,
but this is the big time.
I think we should listen to Jesse.
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I just don't know
what you're so angry about.
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Honey Badger, I am lactating with rage!
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The Glee Club travels
to New York for nationals in one week.
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They have purchased
airline tickets,
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tickets that
I would like to screw up.
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I asked you to recruit
an expert computer hacker,
and you bring me this.
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Do I get
a super villain
nickname?
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Your nickname
is Panda Express.
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- But I'm not Chinese.
- Neither is the food
at Panda Express.
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I'm on top of this.
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All the official travel for the school goes
through the Lima Heights Travel Agency.
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All we have to do is e-mail them
through Principal Figgins's e-mail account.
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So what's the holdup?
We don't know
his password.
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Principal Figgins is an idiot,
something America is chock full of.
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What is the most common
password in America?
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1-2-3-4?
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- We're in.
- Outstanding.
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The travel agency
sent an e-mail yesterday...
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confirming an itinerary
with a layover in Chicago
before heading on to New York.
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Compose an e-mail requesting
a flight that's routed through Tripoli.
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Tripoli?
Wait, isn't that in Libya?
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The second that plane
touches the tarmac,
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they'll be swarmed
by armed militants...
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Wait. Are we trying
to have the Glee Club killed?
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Or kidnapped and killed.
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Panda... make it so.
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Someone really woke up on
the wrong side of the bed today.
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You have no idea.
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Mr. Schuester?
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Oh, hey, Becky.
I'm Donna Jackson.
I'm Becky's mom.
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I really need
to talk to you.
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I wanna be in Glee Club.
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Well, that's great, Becky.
Can you sing?
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Not really. But neither
can most of the kids
in Glee Club.
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- I thought you were having
such a good time in the Cheerios.
- Sue kicked her off.
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Becky,
you're off the Cheerios.
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I don't want
to see you anymore.
Is that understood?
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Did I do something wrong,
Coach?
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You heard what I said.
I want your pom-poms on my desk
by the end of the day.
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I... I-I don't know
what to say.
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Becky's been totally depressed.
She hasn't been eating.
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Can I please be
in Glee Club, Mr. Schue?
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I just want to belong.
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Becky...
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we're a week away
from nationals.
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I mean, the season
is almost over.
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I would love for you
to join next year.
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But for now...
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I'm afraid there just
isn't a place for you.
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Okay.
We understand.
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Thank you
for your time.
Yeah.
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I hate this school.
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You are
a terrible person.
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Becky was loyal to you, Sue.
Cheerios gave her
a sense of purpose.
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- Then you just rip it away
from her for no reason.
- I'm going to be honest, Will.
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I do have a reason.
She reminds me of my sister.
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What does that have to do
with anything?
You love your sister.
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I do, William,
and she died yesterday.
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What?
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When we were younger,
people always told me Jean
wouldn't live very long.
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Used to be that
people with Down's
didn't live past 30.
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But then
she turned 35...
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and then 40,
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and when she turned 50
I thought somehow...
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we might grow old
together.
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Last week
she got pneumonia.
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Doctor said it wasn't bad.
They put her on antibiotics.
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I was there with her.
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I wanted
to stay the night,
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and she told me
to go home.
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At 2:00 a.m.
I got the call that she had
passed away in her sleep.
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Sue, I am so sorry.
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Would you leave me alone,
please?
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To think, two short years ago...
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I was marching down this hall to
sign up for Glee Club auditions,
and now look at me.
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Look at us. Nationals.
So much has changed.
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I didn't have my bangs,
I'd never had a boyfriend,
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and I still had
a tiny layer of baby fat.
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But there's one thing
that hasn't changed... my dreams.
I'm still going to be a star.
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Which means I would kill
to get this solo.
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Hey, you haven't signed up
to be the lead vocalist
at nationals.
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Santana, Mercedes
and Kurt have.
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Hey, you're the male lead
of this group. Everybody
looks to you for guidance.
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I don't need nationals
to feel better about myself.
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We've been working towards
this moment for two years now.
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And I've been busting my ass
to be a better singer
and dancer for two years,
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and that Jesse kid comes in
and wipes out all that hard work
in 10 seconds.
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My confidence is shot.
No, you're really good.
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You have to believe me.
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Yeah, I'm... I'm Lima good.
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Not New York City good.
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Rachel, I'm sorry.
I'm not auditioning.
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Wow, Will,
that's a lot of vests.
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Um, okay, let's get started.
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So, I've got one box
for going with you,
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one box for storage
and one box for giving away.
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I'm not going away
forever, Emma.
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Rehearsals for April's show
start two days after nationals.
Opening night is 3 weeks later.
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I'm guessing
we close that night,
then I'm back on a bus,
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back to my vest
the next day.
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Will you stop with all that?
You're too afraid to admit that
you're leaving, but you are.
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That's why you asked me
to help pack up your apartment.
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That's why we're going
through your vests.
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Do the kids know?
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No way. Can't let
anything distract them
from the task at hand.
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Besides, by the time
they get back from summer break,
I'll be home.
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You are so organized.
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Thank you.
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Whoa!
That one's a keeper.
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I wore this
the first week
of Glee Club.
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Mmm. Right.
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What about, um...
What about this one?
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Did you wear this the first time
you tried the new coffee machine
in the teachers' lounge?
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That's the one I was wearing
the first time I met you.
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Well, you know what?
You have to let it all go.
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You're following
your dreams.
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Coach Sylvester?
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We brought you
some flowers and stuff.
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We're sorry
for your loss.
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Put 'em over there
with the rest.
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There were more arrangements,
but I had to throw some out.
I'm allergic to pansies.
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And I don't mean that
as a swipe
at either of you.
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So...
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why'd you bother
doing this,
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buying me flowers,
comforting me...
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after I've actively
made your life
a living hell...
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and enjoyed doing it?
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We both know what it's like
to lose someone
really close to you.
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I sort of do. My dad died
when I was a baby.
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Yeah. His dad's dead,
and my mom's dead.
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So how do you think you can
help me? Are you here to tell me
how to deal with this?
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- Not at all.
- 'Cause if I was being
honest with you,
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Eddie Munster
and Herman Munster,
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I don't know
how to deal with this.
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I can't go back into that nursing home
and start sorting through Jean's things.
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And I won't plan a funeral.
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Have you told
your mother yet?
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As far as I'm concerned,
she said her good-byes
to us years ago.
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If you boys would
really like to help me,
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you might start by
explaining why it was
her time and not mine.
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She's the sweetest person
I ever met.
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And as both of you can attest,
I'm probably the meanest.
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So how come I'm the one
still standing here
talking to you?
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We need to help her.
She's overwhelmed,
and she needs us to help her.
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Seriously? I'd like to put
the "fun" back in "funeral"
just as much as the next girl.
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But why would the Glee Club
help Coach Sylvester plan a service?
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We're not doing it for Sue.
We're doing it for her sister.
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Jean is just like us, guys.
She's been an outsider
and an underdog all of her life.
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- We, of all people,
should celebrate that.
- Can I say something?
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When someone dies,
yes, it's a tragedy.
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But it's also a part of life,
and you can't let death
put your life on hold.
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Now, I don't mean to be blunt,
but I don't think you should be
planning a funeral...
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the same week
you should be focusing on
the set list for nationals.
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Seriously?
Y-You're serious?
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Actually, yes, I am.
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Do you know
what Vocal Adrenaline
is doing right now?
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They're in their third week
of 24-hour-a-day rehearsals.
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They're on an I.V. Drip.
That's how hard
they're working.
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Do you know what happens
in Vocal Adrenaline
if someone dies during a number?
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They use them as a prop,
like Weekend at Bernie's.
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No.
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Thanks for your input, Jesse,
but we're helping Sue
with the service for her sister.
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Rachel, you said I needed to be
more of a leader of this club.
Well, here goes.
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I'm making the call.
We're doing this.
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Sue.
Hold on a second.
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Finn and Kurt told me that you
agreed to let the Glee Club help out
with your sister's funeral.
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And I... I just wanted to say
that we're honored.
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It takes a big person
to reach out like that
and ask for help.
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I didn't ask for help.
They volunteered.
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And I only agreed on the
condition that Frankenteen
and Lady Trousers...
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help me clean out
Jean's room
at the nursing home.
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They look like they
could use the exercise,
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and I like the idea
of using your Glee Club
as unpaid labor.
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Sue, I know you're going through
a hard time right now,
and despite our differences...
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I just- I just want you to know
that you can lean on me
if you need to.
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Oh, William,
I wouldn't dare
lean on you.
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So much grease in your hair,
I'd probably slide right off.
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I'm not convinced this is the best idea.
I don't want the kids
to feel like they're losers.
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But that's a crucial part
of the process.
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I took a class at UCLA
in judging for reality TV shows,
221
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so I'm totally ready
to give feedback that's both
blistering and unhelpful.
222
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It was a really good class.
I learned a lot.
223
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We're ready
for the first contestant.
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My name is Santana Lopez,
and I will be singing Amy Winehouse's
"Back to Black."
225
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He left no time
to regret
226
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Kept his lips wet
227
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With his same old safe bet
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Me
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And my head high
230
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And my tears dry
231
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Get on without my guy
232
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And I tread
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A troubled track
234
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My odds are stacked
235
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:11,373
I go back to black
236
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,961
We only said good-bye
with words
237
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I died a hundred times
238
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You go back to her
239
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,179
And I go
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Back to
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Black
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I go back to
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We only said good-bye
with words
244
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I died a hundred times
245
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You go back to her
246
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,796
And I go
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Back to
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Black
249
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,305
Fantastic, Santana.
250
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,142
Thanks so much
for coming in.
251
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:17,064
That's all you have to say?
You spent the entire performance
scribbling notes.
252
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,151
Well, if you really must know,
I was simply writing down...
253
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that I don't think your performance
went very deep into
the emotional truth of the song.
254
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,740
Oh. Is that so?
255
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:30,661
- Well, I happen to have
some feedback for you.
- Thanks. That's all we'll need.
256
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,580
- I'm about to go
all Lima Heights.
- Th-Thank you.
257
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,337
Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel,
and I'll be singing
"Some People" from Gypsy.
258
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,340
Ah, great selection, Kurt.
Hit it.
259
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,933
Some people can get a thrill
260
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,019
Knitting sweaters
and sitting still
261
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,272
That's okay
262
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,357
For some people
263
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Who don't know
they're alive
264
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,447
Some people
can thrive and bloom
265
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,993
Living life
in the living room
266
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,288
That's perfect for some people
267
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,666
Of one hundred and five
268
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,168
But I
269
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,714
At least gotta try
270
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:27,134
When I think of all the sights
that I gotta see
271
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,927
And all the places
I gotta play
272
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,596
All the things
that I gotta be at
273
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,306
Come on, Papa,
what do you say?
274
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,309
Some people
can be content
275
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,269
Playing bingo
276
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,979
And paying rent
277
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,315
That's peachy
278
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,858
For some people
279
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,526
For some
280
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Humdrum people
281
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To be
282
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But some people
283
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:55,787
Ain't me
284
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I had a dream
285
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A wonderful dream, Papa
286
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,634
Good-bye
287
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:12,220
To blueberry pie
288
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,807
Good riddance to all the socials
I had to go to
289
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,601
All the lodges
I had to play
290
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,394
All the Shriners I said hello to
291
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,146
Hey, L.A., I'm coming your way
292
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,606
Some people
293
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Sit on their butts
294
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:28,195
Got the dream, yeah,
but not the guts
295
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,988
That's living
296
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,657
For some people
297
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:32,574
For some
298
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,910
Humdrum people
299
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,830
I suppose
300
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,125
Well, they can stay and rot
301
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,426
But not Rose
302
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,056
All right.
Good job, buddy.
303
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,849
Kurt, you do know...
304
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,310
that song was
meant to be sung
by a woman, right?
305
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:04,773
Yes, I'm aware. The Glee Club
dealt with that whole boys
singing songs meant for girls.
306
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,358
- Oh.
- It's kind of old news.
307
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,111
Then you must know
that that song was done
to great fanfare...
308
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:13,490
by such Broadway legends
as Merman, LuPone, Bernadette.
309
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,911
Those are some awfully big heels
to fill, and I'm just not
quite sure that you nailed it.
310
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,043
Usually, at this point,
the reality show
would go to commercial.
311
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,255
Then we would take a five-minute
break to regroup and get
touch-ups done on our makeup.
312
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,383
So I'm gonna hit
the little boys' room.
You're doing a great job.
313
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,720
I really think that
you should comment more.
Don't be shy.
314
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,061
Jesse St. James
totally Jesse St. Sucks.
315
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,648
He said I shouldn't
be singing girl songs.
I make my living singing girl songs.
316
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,984
I think the winner of four
show choir championships...
317
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,486
might be able to give us all
some valuable insight.
318
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,489
We know you're in love
with him, Rachel, but do you
have to be so obvious?
319
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,492
Don't use the fact that Jesse and I
once had feelings for each other...
320
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,494
as an excuse
for my inevitable win.
321
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,080
Correction. You had feelings for him.
He made breakfast on your head.
322
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,083
Look, Jesse and I
both appreciate the integrity
of show choir too much...
323
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,043
to soil the competition.
324
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,963
He's just gonna vote
for whoever is best.
That would be me.
325
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,425
You can fight over who's second
all you want, because I kicked
that song square in the balls.
326
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,428
- I'm so gonna win this thing.
- No bother warming up, Rachel.
327
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,514
I'm about to go out there
and wrap this thing up
like a Christmas present.
328
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,989
Oh, she may get weary
329
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:40,452
Them young girls,
they do get wearied
330
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,454
Wearing
331
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:48,168
That same old shaggy dress
332
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,003
Y eah
333
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,966
But when she gets weary
334
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,054
Try a little
335
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:03,266
Tenderness
336
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:08,897
Oh, baby, mmm
337
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,610
You won't regret it, no
338
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,906
Young girls,
they don't forget it
339
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,827
Love is their whole
340
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:25,747
Happiness,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
341
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,752
But it's all so easy
342
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,840
All you got to do is try
343
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,884
Try a little tenderness
344
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,972
Yeah, all you got
to do is, man
345
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:46,184
Hold her where you want her,
squeeze her
346
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,812
Don't tease her,
never leave her
347
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,857
Get to her, got to try
348
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:56,361
Try a little tenderness
349
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,780
Wow!
350
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,825
Oh, yeah
351
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,452
Squeeze her,
don't tease her
352
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,288
Never leave her
353
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:10,458
Try, try, try, yeah, yeah
354
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,461
Tenderness
355
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,796
Oh, yeah
356
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:19,175
You got to,
you got to, yeah, yeah
357
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,927
Rub her gentle, man
358
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,512
Don't bruise her, no, no
359
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:26,766
You got to love her,
tease her, squeeze her, yeah
360
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:31,563
Try a little tenderness
361
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,692
Whoo! Wow, Mercedes!
Just... Wow!
362
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,237
Seeing you up there brought me
back to the first time
you auditioned for Glee Club.
363
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,949
You were great back then,
but you were just amazing now.
364
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,745
Thank you for singing that,
and thank you for reminding me
where we started.
365
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,915
And where we're going to now:
Nationals.
366
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,542
Thank you, Mr. Schue.
I couldn't have done it
without you.
367
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,420
You're not a star.
You're just a girl
who can really sing.
368
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,007
- Ex-Excuse me?
- I don't think you want this
badly enough, Mercedes.
369
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,885
- How many times
did you practice that song?
- Practice?
370
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,555
No, I feel my material,
and I sing with emotion.
371
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,059
I'm in the moment, Mr. St. James.
I don't need to practice.
372
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,227
Actually, you do.
373
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:15,523
And how long did you work
on that choreography?
Oh, wait. There was none.
374
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,359
You're lazy, Mercedes.
375
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,028
Not too lazy to come up there
and let you taste my fist!
376
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,531
Whoever gets this solo
is gonna have to work on it
day and night.
377
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,575
Do you think
you're ready for that?
I do.
378
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,827
I don't.
379
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,585
I hate him.
380
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,879
- Hi.
381
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,633
My name is Rachel Berry,
and I'll be singing the most
difficult song I've ever sung.
382
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:46,680
- Great. What song?
- Barbra's closing number to
my favorite movie, Funny Girl.
383
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,683
Rachel, in your head,
are you singing
to anyone in particular?
384
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,060
Not really.
385
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,062
Oh.
386
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,028
Oh, my man,
I love him so
387
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,490
He'll never know
388
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,912
All my life
is just despair
389
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,499
But I don't care
390
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:20,630
When he takes me
in his arms
391
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,341
The world
392
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:24,926
Is bright
393
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,514
All right
394
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:36,479
What's the difference if I say
395
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,108
I'll go away
396
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:46,031
When I know I'll come back
397
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,118
On my knees someday?
398
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,913
For whatever my man is
399
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,499
I am his
400
00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:03,256
Forevermore
401
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:07,385
Oh, my man, I love him so
402
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,847
He'll never know
403
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,224
All my life is just despair
404
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:17,187
But I don't care
405
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:21,441
When he takes me
in his arms
406
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:25,111
The world is bright
407
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:30,742
All right
408
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:34,788
What's the difference if I say
409
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,290
I'll go away
410
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,459
When I know I'll come back
411
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:44,255
On my knees someday?
412
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:48,551
For whatever my man is
413
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,387
I am his
414
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:57,977
Forever
415
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:07,946
More
416
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:14,160
She may be difficult,
but boy, can she sing.
417
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,162
Bravo!
418
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,500
I have to be honest.
419
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:24,295
That was brilliant.
I have nothing but the tip of my hat.
420
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,589
- Garbage. This whole thing is rigged.
- Hold on, Santana.
421
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:29,884
- Like I said before,
I make the final call here.
- Well, then make it.
422
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,388
Out of respect
to you all,
423
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,474
I'm going to take a couple days
and consider all the results.
424
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,269
Now, I will let you all
know by Friday.
425
00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:41,104
Great job, everyone.
426
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,027
We sorted Jean's stuff
into piles.
427
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:51,406
Over there are some
old magazines and newspapers
that you can just toss out.
428
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,576
This is stuff you're definitely
going to want to keep...
photos and stuffed animals.
429
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:58,037
And this third pile is
stuff that we don't really
know what to do with. Um...
430
00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,331
- Pom-pom.
- Toss it.
431
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,959
- It's not worth anything.
- Are you sure?
432
00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:06,129
Willy Wonka
and the Chocolate Factory.
Oh, I love that movie.
433
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,214
Then you take it.
It's probably worn out.
434
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:10,800
She watched it
at least three times a week.
435
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,055
- Just toss it all out.
- What?
436
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,099
You heard me.
It's all junk.
437
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,310
I'll take
this stuffed animal.
438
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:23,479
Jean's had this
since she was six.
439
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,773
Everything else, just toss it out.
I don't need it.
440
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,277
- But there are memories here.
- I'm not short on memories
of my sister, so...
441
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,739
I know what it's like
to lose someone.
442
00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,616
When someone dies,
it hurts.
443
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,618
Very astute, Porcelain.
444
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,704
That's a little nugget of wisdom
I'd really like to jot down.
445
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,207
- We're just trying to help.
- You know what, Cottage Cheese?
446
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,334
You're not helping.
You're actually
making things worse.
447
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:47,503
So do me a favor and take
all this stuff to the Dumpster
on your way to the rehearsal...
448
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:51,090
for whatever treacly ballad
you're planning on using
to ruin my sister's funeral.
449
00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,884
Why did you agree
to this then?
450
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,346
If you hate us so much,
then why are you letting
the Glee Club plan the service?
451
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,515
I was afraid
no one would come.
452
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,101
Jean didn't know
a lot of people.
453
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:06,189
I figured, with
the Glee Club there at least
she'd have a full house.
454
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,126
Hey, Sue.
455
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,671
You look nice.
Thank you
for coming.
456
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,673
Jean always
stood up for you...
457
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,759
when I told her stories
about how evil
your hair was.
458
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,221
Did anyone come?
459
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,224
It's a full house,
actually.
460
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,394
Workers from the home,
other residents,
their families.
461
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,479
Your sister touched
a lot of people.
462
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,236
Thank you.
463
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,862
Thank you.
464
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,922
What do you think,
Coach Sylvester?
465
00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:16,634
You told us that Willy Wonka
was Jean's favorite movie.
466
00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:20,388
The way you described Jean
made her sound so special,
467
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,725
so we wanted her funeral
to be special also.
468
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,644
Something to capture and express
the joy of her life...
469
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,688
rather than the sadness
of her death.
470
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,940
It's lovely.
471
00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:32,567
Let's sit.
472
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:39,157
Welcome to
the most unusual funeral...
473
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,950
that I have ever attended.
474
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:45,163
Which makes sense,
because Jean was
the most unusual person...
475
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:50,501
that I ever had the pleasure
to spend every Sunday
for the last 30 years with.
476
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,129
I think that Jean's
sister Sue...
477
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,715
would like
to say a few words.
478
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,109
"I miss my sister.
479
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,489
Every night, at 10:00 or so,
480
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,575
she used to call me
on the phone,
481
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,702
and when I asked her why,
482
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,916
she'd tell me
that her body told her...
483
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:35,004
she wanted to hear my voice."
484
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,225
I'll read it.
485
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,444
"I miss my sister...
486
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,238
the smell of her shampoo,
487
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:03,991
the way she could
always convince me to
read her another book.
488
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,454
When you love someone
like I loved her,
489
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,457
they're a part of you.
490
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,877
It's like you're attached by
this invisible tether, and no
matter how far away you are...
491
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,797
you can always
feel them.
492
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,384
And now, every time
I reach for that tether...
493
00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:26,139
I know there's no one on
the other end, and I feel like
I'm falling into nothingness.
494
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,100
Then I remember Jean.
495
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:34,730
I remember a life
led with no enemies,
no resentments, no regrets,
496
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,524
and I'm inspired...
497
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,193
to get up out of bed
and go on.
498
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:42,155
I miss my sister so much.
499
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,241
It feels like a piece of me
has been ripped off.
500
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,870
Just one more time
I want to hold her.
501
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,832
Ten more seconds.
Is that too much to ask?
502
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,751
For 10 more seconds to hold her?
503
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,713
But I can't...
504
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,342
and I won't,
505
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,721
and the only thing keeping me
from being swallowed whole
by sadness...
506
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,142
is that Jean
would kill me if I did.
507
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,061
So for now...
508
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,855
I'm just gonna miss her.
509
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,650
I love you, Jeanie.
510
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,235
Rest in peace."
511
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,748
This was Jean's
favorite song.
512
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:45,718
Hold your breath.
Make a wish. Count to three.
513
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,932
Come with me
514
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,602
And you'll be
515
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:59,148
In a world
516
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,817
Of pure imagination
517
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:06,447
Take a look
518
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:10,034
And you'll see
519
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:14,747
Into your imagination
520
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:24,715
We'll begin
521
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,385
With a spin
522
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:33,057
Traveling in the world
of my creation
523
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,309
What we'll see
524
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,853
Will defy
525
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:43,943
Explanation
526
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:48,406
If you want to view paradise
527
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:52,368
Simply look around
and view it
528
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:58,624
Anything you want to, do it
529
00:31:58,709 --> 00:32:01,752
Want to change the world
530
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:06,382
There's nothing to it
531
00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:13,055
There is no
532
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:16,267
Life I know
533
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,019
To compare
534
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,981
With pure imagination
535
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,275
Living there
536
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,944
You'll be free
537
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:35,077
If you truly
538
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:47,089
Wish to be
539
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,053
Thank you.
540
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,612
Sorry.
Long line in the restroom.
541
00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,614
Everyone was fixing
their mascara.
542
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,407
Mmm.
543
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,453
You did such a great job
with the funeral.
I'm so proud of you.
544
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,541
Why are you crying?
545
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,252
Because I'm
breaking up with you.
546
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,255
Because of Rachel?
547
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,675
'Cause you still love her?
548
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,677
I shouldn't have
done this with you.
549
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,763
I thought that I could fix
everything from last year, but I...
550
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,225
I can't.
551
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,768
I just can't.
And...
552
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,230
that feeling that Sue
was talking about in there...
553
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,692
of being tethered
to someone, I... I just...
554
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,027
I don't feel that way about you.
555
00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:52,113
But you do with her?
556
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,533
No.
557
00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,451
We're not breaking up.
558
00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:01,038
I can handle
your confusion with Rachel
until you get over it.
559
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:04,667
We're gonna stay together,
and next year we'll be
prom king and queen and...
560
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,379
Just stop it. Okay?
I don't want that life.
561
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,508
Don't you feel
anything anymore?
562
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:16,011
This is real.
This is happening.
563
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:24,145
Are you happy now?
564
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,441
Is this me
feeling enough for you?
565
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,985
- Quinn, I'm sorry. I still love you.
- Just don't touch me!
566
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,049
Action.
It was a tough competition,
but here's the dope.
567
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,635
Santana? Too mean.
Kurt? Too controversial.
568
00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:01,140
Mercedes... I said it twice,
and I'll say it again. Lazy B-O-N-E-S.
569
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,100
Rachel is the clear winner.
570
00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,603
I'm really not comfortable
having this conversation taped.
571
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,105
Well, I can't practice
reality show judging
without a camera.
572
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,065
It's like practicing skiing
without skis.
573
00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:13,068
I've totally done that.
Okay, turn that thing off.
574
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:16,447
The off switch is right there.
Yeah, I know how to
turn it off. Thanks.
575
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,449
- Okay.
- Thank you.
576
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:22,077
Jesse, maybe you can
come on Fondue for Two
and judge my cat.
577
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,122
- Rock and roll.
- To be honest, Jesse,
the more we talk about this,
578
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:28,584
the more uncomfortable
I feel about all of it.
579
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,628
It just feels like I'm
telling one of my children
that they're my favorite.
580
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:33,589
That's what my parents told me
in front of my siblings.
581
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:36,383
Some might say that it led to
my brother's whippit addiction
and my sister's bulimia,
582
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,260
but my parents owed them
the truth.
583
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:43,265
You really think picking Rachel
means we'd beat Vocal Adrenaline?
584
00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,017
It's in the bag.
585
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,775
- Coach, can I come in?
- Hello, Becky.
586
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,611
I'm turning in
my pom-poms...
587
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,864
and the megaphone
that you got me.
588
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:02,243
I'll miss our time together.
589
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,328
I'm gonna stop you
right there, Becky.
590
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,163
Have you ever heard
of menopause?
591
00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:11,043
Well, I fired you
in a hormonal fury
I like to call "womb rage,"
592
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,628
and I apologize.
593
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:16,131
Now I'd like you to
pick up those pom-poms
and that megaphone.
594
00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:19,468
You know why?
Next year, you're captain
of the Cheerios.
595
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:23,305
Oh, my gosh!
Thanks, Coach!
596
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:26,559
- Gotta call my mom!
- Uh, hold it right there.
597
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:30,271
I'm not finished.
I want you
to give me a hug.
598
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,941
Come here.
599
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,332
That seat taken?
No.
600
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,756
William, I have
to say something.
601
00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:02,136
In the history of our relationship,
I've said many things to you,
602
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,140
but there's one thing
I've never said... good luck.
603
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:10,394
You know, I spent
all this time hating you
and hating that Glee Club.
604
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,814
I do this thing where
I sort of alternate which one
of those kids I hate the most.
605
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,524
Right now,
it's the dancing Asian.
606
00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:20,821
But after what you did
for my sister, I just
can't do it anymore.
607
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,365
You have something
Jean had...
608
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,159
that I do not have.
609
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,078
A pure heart.
610
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,916
You're a very good friend, William,
and I have not been that to you.
611
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,376
Yeah, you really haven't.
So it's time
for a change.
612
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:37,379
Starting today,
I will no longer be
going after the Glee Club.
613
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,049
Frankly, I have
bigger fish to fry.
614
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,551
I'm running for the United States
House of Representatives.
615
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,473
I'm... I'm sorry.
What did you say?
616
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:51,769
In the last year of her life,
Jean faced ballooning
health care costs and...
617
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:54,647
cuts to her disability payments.
618
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,732
Well, the Sue Sylvester
American Liberty Party...
619
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:59,777
thinks that's a load of phooey.
620
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,612
There is one slight problem.
621
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,238
In a fit of pique,
622
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,407
I rerouted
the Glee Club's plane
to Libya.
623
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,700
Wait, what?
624
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,995
It took some effort.
It was a long fit of pique.
625
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,414
I had some help.
Panda Express really
came through for me.
626
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:16,001
- So we're not going to New York?
- I can explain that.
627
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,588
Will, I'm gonna
leave you two alone,
628
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,883
as this just became
superawkward.
629
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,885
These are
first-class tickets
on American Airlines.
630
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,679
How did you
afford them?
631
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:29,682
Do you know that if you
complain to the airline about
contracting monkey pox...
632
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,684
in the bathroom
on the plane,
633
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,645
you can get the president
of the airline on the phone
within an hour?
634
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,689
But you didn't.
No, of course not.
635
00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,691
Have you been
on their planes?
They're immaculate.
636
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,694
No, it turns out that
one of the vice presidents
of American Airlines...
637
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,696
is a big supporter of the arts
or something,
638
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,198
so when I told him
your Glee Club's sob story,
639
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:49,076
he gladly came up
with the tickets for you guys
to make it happen.
640
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,745
This is amazing, Terri.
641
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,039
Wait.
642
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:55,749
What's the catch?
643
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,418
I'm moving to Miami.
644
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,837
Sheets 'N' Things is opening
a new branch down there,
645
00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,463
and they have asked me
to manage it.
646
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:04,758
Like, full-on manager?
The assistant title
is officially dropped.
647
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,847
Look, Will, I know
that I made your life...
648
00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:12,599
challenging sometimes,
but...
649
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,812
it was only because
I loved you so much.
650
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,149
I loved you too.
We just weren't right.
651
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,696
No regrets though.
No. Not one.
652
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:34,872
Just try to relax a little bit
while you're down there, okay?
Oh. Yeah.
653
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:38,333
I mean, you deserve
to enjoy yourself.
Okay.
654
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:40,085
Okay.
655
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,590
I'll see you around,
Will.
656
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,554
Hey.
Hey.
657
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,431
Is everything okay
with Terri?
658
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,642
Yeah. Finally.
It is.
659
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,645
Is... Are you wearing
one of my old vests?
660
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:02,024
Yeah, I didn't have
the heart to throw it away.
661
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:04,860
Emma,
this isn't forever.
I hope it is.
662
00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,906
Really, Will.
You deserve this.
663
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:12,201
You've given so much
for so long,
664
00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,244
and now it's your turn.
665
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:17,039
But, um,
don't be a stranger, okay?
666
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,880
Thank you.
667
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,228
Jesse?
That's sweet.
668
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,355
You remember
the masculine click
of my designer boots.
669
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,067
Why did you ask me to meet you
right before the list goes up?
Is this good news, or is it bad?
670
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,236
Rachel, I did wrong by you
last year,
671
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,613
and I came back
to make that wrong right.
672
00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,282
And I came here to tell you...
673
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,202
that you're going to be
the featured soloist
at nationals in New York.
674
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,746
Wait. How do you know?
Did Mr. Schuester tell you?
675
00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,582
Let it suffice to say
that I was very involved
in the decision.
676
00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:10,467
But I-I-I feel bad.
Everyone else
worked so hard.
677
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:12,886
Now they're just
gonna hate me.
678
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,847
They sort of already do.
679
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:18,559
And you know as well as I
that sometimes
that's the price of fame.
680
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,271
I used to think that fame
was the only thing
that mattered.
681
00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:25,524
And now I realize
that there's something
that matters to me more.
682
00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:29,570
What?
You.
683
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,082
Come on.
I think the list is posted.
684
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,467
This doesn't make
any sense.
685
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:55,095
Guys, it was a tough decision,
but it's for the good
of the club.
686
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,514
Although this is
deeply personal, try not
to take it personally.
687
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,601
Um, you guys
might want to read
what the list says.
688
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,102
What? Wh-Why?
689
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,277
Oh, Mr. Schue, thank God
you're here to put these trolls
out of their misery.
690
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,071
Can you just announce my win
so that I can get on
with teasing the losers?
691
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,866
I heard your performance, Santana.
This is mine, and you know it.
692
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,369
See, Jesse? This is the kind
of infighting and "me first"
attitudes I wanted to avoid.
693
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:22,331
What you call infighting, I call motivation.
And this is just the beginning.
694
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:25,500
Once we get to nationals,
I'll have them willing to
kill each other for that solo.
695
00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,836
No.
696
00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,838
I've changed my mind.
697
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:34,259
We're going back to what
got us here... original songs
sung by the entire club.
698
00:42:34,344 --> 00:42:38,305
We're a team, and we're best
when we work as one.
699
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:43,101
- You're going to lose.
- Whatever we do,
we're gonna do it together.
700
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,313
Actually, Santana,
you sounded pretty good.
701
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,733
Thanks. You guys were
all pretty dope too.
Even Rachel.
702
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:53,070
I wish I could sound like you do, Santana.
How do you get that raspiness?
703
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,739
So nice.
I smoke cigars.
704
00:42:55,823 --> 00:43:00,202
Time to get to work.
I want two hit songs by the time
the wheels touch down at JFK.
705
00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:03,121
- Come on.
- Okay.
706
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,374
Hey.
707
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,585
Thanks.
For what?
708
00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:13,423
I know you're hurting right now,
but it's really cool
you didn't quit Glee Club.
709
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,260
If I quit Glee Club,
my big plans for New York
would have been ruined.
710
00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:18,845
What plans?
You'll see.
711
00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,885
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