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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,795 Here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,672 Nationals is in New York City and everyone's really excited. 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:09,133 Jesse St. James is back in town and he's starting a show choir consulting business. 4 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,678 Two things that I'm great at... show choir and destroying the competition. 5 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:15,181 New Directions should hire him. A, they really want to win, and B, he's superhandsome. 6 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,350 Terri's back too, and Sue wants the Honey Badger... 7 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,851 to take out the Glee Club before they can get to New York. 8 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,561 And that's what you missed on Glee. 9 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,606 New Directions, 10 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,359 I would like to introduce you to our new show choir consultant, 11 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,111 Jesse St. James. 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,947 I don't trust this guy. 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,283 He's gonna trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins. 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,953 I don't need to do much tricking to get you to do something stupid, Finn. 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,998 Guys, Jesse is just a consultant. I still make all the calls. 16 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,376 I have all the confidence in the world in you guys. 17 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:48,798 I just think we could use all the help we can get because... this is it. 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:53,094 We've been working so hard for two years for this moment, and that moment is finally here. 19 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,639 I was talking with Jesse and he agreed we should continue with our successful trend... 20 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,891 of doing original songs for the competition. 21 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,728 I was thinking of doing one group number and one duet. 22 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,981 Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at regionals with "Faithfully." 23 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,233 Yeah. It killed us. We lost. 24 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,235 May I? Uh, yeah. 25 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:13,573 I agree that Rachel should sing lead, but, Finn, I think it's best if you sit this one out. 26 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,117 The fact is, most of the other guys in here are better singers, 27 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:19,036 and Mike Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance. 28 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,581 You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop. 29 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,041 You see what I'm talking about? This guy's a jerk! 30 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:27,879 Maybe you could be a little gentler with your advice. Gentle? 31 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,589 Yes. I'm sorry. 32 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:33,426 I didn't realize we were training for the "Good Try" ribbon at nationals. 33 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,387 I thought we were in it to win the whole thing, and there's only one way we can do that. 34 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:39,390 - Poison darts? - The Vocal Adrenaline strategy is simple. 35 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:43,728 Identify your best performer and build the entire performance around them. 36 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,898 - So what does everyone else do? - And who's our star performer? 37 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,901 We're gonna have auditions to find out. 38 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:53,237 I'm gonna post a sign-up sheet later this afternoon. 39 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,364 Don't you think this is kinda not our style? 40 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:59,535 Normally I'd agree with you, but this is the big time. I think we should listen to Jesse. 41 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,795 I just don't know what you're so angry about. 42 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,506 Honey Badger, I am lactating with rage! 43 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:14,801 The Glee Club travels to New York for nationals in one week. 44 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,803 They have purchased airline tickets, 45 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,805 tickets that I would like to screw up. 46 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:23,810 I asked you to recruit an expert computer hacker, and you bring me this. 47 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,020 Do I get a super villain nickname? 48 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,563 Your nickname is Panda Express. 49 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:31,234 - But I'm not Chinese. - Neither is the food at Panda Express. 50 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,069 I'm on top of this. 51 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,072 All the official travel for the school goes through the Lima Heights Travel Agency. 52 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,742 All we have to do is e-mail them through Principal Figgins's e-mail account. 53 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,869 So what's the holdup? We don't know his password. 54 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,831 Principal Figgins is an idiot, something America is chock full of. 55 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,918 What is the most common password in America? 56 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,670 1-2-3-4? 57 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,257 - We're in. - Outstanding. 58 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,010 The travel agency sent an e-mail yesterday... 59 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:02,139 confirming an itinerary with a layover in Chicago before heading on to New York. 60 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:05,601 Compose an e-mail requesting a flight that's routed through Tripoli. 61 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,062 Tripoli? Wait, isn't that in Libya? 62 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,064 The second that plane touches the tarmac, 63 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,108 they'll be swarmed by armed militants... 64 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,569 Wait. Are we trying to have the Glee Club killed? 65 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,987 Or kidnapped and killed. 66 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,074 Panda... make it so. 67 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,910 Someone really woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. 68 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,787 You have no idea. 69 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,747 Mr. Schuester? 70 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,792 Oh, hey, Becky. I'm Donna Jackson. I'm Becky's mom. 71 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,628 I really need to talk to you. 72 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,048 I wanna be in Glee Club. 73 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,885 Well, that's great, Becky. Can you sing? 74 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:43,264 Not really. But neither can most of the kids in Glee Club. 75 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:47,310 - I thought you were having such a good time in the Cheerios. - Sue kicked her off. 76 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:51,063 Becky, you're off the Cheerios. 77 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,482 I don't want to see you anymore. Is that understood? 78 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,485 Did I do something wrong, Coach? 79 00:03:56,612 --> 00:04:01,115 You heard what I said. I want your pom-poms on my desk by the end of the day. 80 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:06,329 I... I-I don't know what to say. 81 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,540 Becky's been totally depressed. She hasn't been eating. 82 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,418 Can I please be in Glee Club, Mr. Schue? 83 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,503 I just want to belong. 84 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,423 Becky... 85 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,427 we're a week away from nationals. 86 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,512 I mean, the season is almost over. 87 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,350 I would love for you to join next year. 88 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,560 But for now... 89 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,146 I'm afraid there just isn't a place for you. 90 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,607 Okay. We understand. 91 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,526 Thank you for your time. Yeah. 92 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,071 I hate this school. 93 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,698 You are a terrible person. 94 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,701 Becky was loyal to you, Sue. Cheerios gave her a sense of purpose. 95 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:49,288 - Then you just rip it away from her for no reason. - I'm going to be honest, Will. 96 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:52,333 I do have a reason. She reminds me of my sister. 97 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,169 What does that have to do with anything? You love your sister. 98 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:58,214 I do, William, and she died yesterday. 99 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,551 What? 100 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:08,307 When we were younger, people always told me Jean wouldn't live very long. 101 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,352 Used to be that people with Down's didn't live past 30. 102 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,438 But then she turned 35... 103 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,565 and then 40, 104 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,151 and when she turned 50 I thought somehow... 105 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,237 we might grow old together. 106 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,949 Last week she got pneumonia. 107 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:28,369 Doctor said it wasn't bad. They put her on antibiotics. 108 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,623 I was there with her. 109 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,626 I wanted to stay the night, 110 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,795 and she told me to go home. 111 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,300 At 2:00 a.m. I got the call that she had passed away in her sleep. 112 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,220 Sue, I am so sorry. 113 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,389 Would you leave me alone, please? 114 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,693 To think, two short years ago... 115 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,989 I was marching down this hall to sign up for Glee Club auditions, and now look at me. 116 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,075 Look at us. Nationals. So much has changed. 117 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,536 I didn't have my bangs, I'd never had a boyfriend, 118 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,955 and I still had a tiny layer of baby fat. 119 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,292 But there's one thing that hasn't changed... my dreams. I'm still going to be a star. 120 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,545 Which means I would kill to get this solo. 121 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,173 Hey, you haven't signed up to be the lead vocalist at nationals. 122 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,924 Santana, Mercedes and Kurt have. 123 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:29,930 Hey, you're the male lead of this group. Everybody looks to you for guidance. 124 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,224 I don't need nationals to feel better about myself. 125 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,643 We've been working towards this moment for two years now. 126 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,271 And I've been busting my ass to be a better singer and dancer for two years, 127 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:41,650 and that Jesse kid comes in and wipes out all that hard work in 10 seconds. 128 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:45,488 My confidence is shot. No, you're really good. 129 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,198 You have to believe me. 130 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:50,201 Yeah, I'm... I'm Lima good. 131 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,786 Not New York City good. 132 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,330 Rachel, I'm sorry. I'm not auditioning. 133 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,424 Wow, Will, that's a lot of vests. 134 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,427 Um, okay, let's get started. 135 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:12,306 So, I've got one box for going with you, 136 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,684 one box for storage and one box for giving away. 137 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,645 I'm not going away forever, Emma. 138 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:21,190 Rehearsals for April's show start two days after nationals. Opening night is 3 weeks later. 139 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,902 I'm guessing we close that night, then I'm back on a bus, 140 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,904 back to my vest the next day. 141 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,907 Will you stop with all that? You're too afraid to admit that you're leaving, but you are. 142 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,243 That's why you asked me to help pack up your apartment. 143 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:35,329 That's why we're going through your vests. 144 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,331 Do the kids know? 145 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,334 No way. Can't let anything distract them from the task at hand. 146 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:44,088 Besides, by the time they get back from summer break, I'll be home. 147 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,632 You are so organized. 148 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,884 Thank you. 149 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,387 Whoa! That one's a keeper. 150 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,890 I wore this the first week of Glee Club. 151 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,392 Mmm. Right. 152 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,269 What about, um... What about this one? 153 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:02,439 Did you wear this the first time you tried the new coffee machine in the teachers' lounge? 154 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,526 That's the one I was wearing the first time I met you. 155 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,073 Well, you know what? You have to let it all go. 156 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:18,038 You're following your dreams. 157 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,887 Coach Sylvester? 158 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,764 We brought you some flowers and stuff. 159 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,642 We're sorry for your loss. 160 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,519 Put 'em over there with the rest. 161 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:44,940 There were more arrangements, but I had to throw some out. I'm allergic to pansies. 162 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,318 And I don't mean that as a swipe at either of you. 163 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,320 So... 164 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,155 why'd you bother doing this, 165 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,365 buying me flowers, comforting me... 166 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:57,328 after I've actively made your life a living hell... 167 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,913 and enjoyed doing it? 168 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:02,750 We both know what it's like to lose someone really close to you. 169 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,753 I sort of do. My dad died when I was a baby. 170 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,339 Yeah. His dad's dead, and my mom's dead. 171 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:12,635 So how do you think you can help me? Are you here to tell me how to deal with this? 172 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,221 - Not at all. - 'Cause if I was being honest with you, 173 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,723 Eddie Munster and Herman Munster, 174 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,309 I don't know how to deal with this. 175 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:27,524 I can't go back into that nursing home and start sorting through Jean's things. 176 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,360 And I won't plan a funeral. 177 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,528 Have you told your mother yet? 178 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,823 As far as I'm concerned, she said her good-byes to us years ago. 179 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,035 If you boys would really like to help me, 180 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,996 you might start by explaining why it was her time and not mine. 181 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,667 She's the sweetest person I ever met. 182 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,671 And as both of you can attest, I'm probably the meanest. 183 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:52,174 So how come I'm the one still standing here talking to you? 184 00:09:55,679 --> 00:10:00,349 We need to help her. She's overwhelmed, and she needs us to help her. 185 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,436 Seriously? I'd like to put the "fun" back in "funeral" just as much as the next girl. 186 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,606 But why would the Glee Club help Coach Sylvester plan a service? 187 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,567 We're not doing it for Sue. We're doing it for her sister. 188 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:15,906 Jean is just like us, guys. She's been an outsider and an underdog all of her life. 189 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:18,867 - We, of all people, should celebrate that. - Can I say something? 190 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,745 When someone dies, yes, it's a tragedy. 191 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,041 But it's also a part of life, and you can't let death put your life on hold. 192 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,545 Now, I don't mean to be blunt, but I don't think you should be planning a funeral... 193 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,464 the same week you should be focusing on the set list for nationals. 194 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,843 Seriously? Y-You're serious? 195 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,262 Actually, yes, I am. 196 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,472 Do you know what Vocal Adrenaline is doing right now? 197 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,392 They're in their third week of 24-hour-a-day rehearsals. 198 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,354 They're on an I.V. Drip. That's how hard they're working. 199 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,983 Do you know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a number? 200 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,360 They use them as a prop, like Weekend at Bernie's. 201 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,279 No. 202 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:59,491 Thanks for your input, Jesse, but we're helping Sue with the service for her sister. 203 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:03,203 Rachel, you said I needed to be more of a leader of this club. Well, here goes. 204 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,748 I'm making the call. We're doing this. 205 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,637 Sue. Hold on a second. 206 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,766 Finn and Kurt told me that you agreed to let the Glee Club help out with your sister's funeral. 207 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,186 And I... I just wanted to say that we're honored. 208 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,189 It takes a big person to reach out like that and ask for help. 209 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:33,233 I didn't ask for help. They volunteered. 210 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,236 And I only agreed on the condition that Frankenteen and Lady Trousers... 211 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,697 help me clean out Jean's room at the nursing home. 212 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,532 They look like they could use the exercise, 213 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,160 and I like the idea of using your Glee Club as unpaid labor. 214 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,080 Sue, I know you're going through a hard time right now, and despite our differences... 215 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:49,166 I just- I just want you to know that you can lean on me if you need to. 216 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,543 Oh, William, I wouldn't dare lean on you. 217 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,130 So much grease in your hair, I'd probably slide right off. 218 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:03,931 I'm not convinced this is the best idea. I don't want the kids to feel like they're losers. 219 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,517 But that's a crucial part of the process. 220 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,478 I took a class at UCLA in judging for reality TV shows, 221 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,107 so I'm totally ready to give feedback that's both blistering and unhelpful. 222 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,901 It was a really good class. I learned a lot. 223 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,611 We're ready for the first contestant. 224 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,031 My name is Santana Lopez, and I will be singing Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black." 225 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:30,958 He left no time to regret 226 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,503 Kept his lips wet 227 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,882 With his same old safe bet 228 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,886 Me 229 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:46,557 And my head high 230 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:50,060 And my tears dry 231 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:54,356 Get on without my guy 232 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,861 And I tread 233 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:02,114 A troubled track 234 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,784 My odds are stacked 235 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:11,373 I go back to black 236 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,961 We only said good-bye with words 237 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:20,132 I died a hundred times 238 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,177 You go back to her 239 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,179 And I go 240 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,889 Back to 241 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:37,065 Black 242 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:45,741 I go back to 243 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,704 We only said good-bye with words 244 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,790 I died a hundred times 245 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,503 You go back to her 246 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,796 And I go 247 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,507 Back to 248 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:05,093 Black 249 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,305 Fantastic, Santana. 250 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,142 Thanks so much for coming in. 251 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:17,064 That's all you have to say? You spent the entire performance scribbling notes. 252 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,151 Well, if you really must know, I was simply writing down... 253 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,988 that I don't think your performance went very deep into the emotional truth of the song. 254 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,740 Oh. Is that so? 255 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:30,661 - Well, I happen to have some feedback for you. - Thanks. That's all we'll need. 256 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,580 - I'm about to go all Lima Heights. - Th-Thank you. 257 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,337 Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be singing "Some People" from Gypsy. 258 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,340 Ah, great selection, Kurt. Hit it. 259 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,933 Some people can get a thrill 260 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,019 Knitting sweaters and sitting still 261 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,272 That's okay 262 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,357 For some people 263 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,986 Who don't know they're alive 264 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,447 Some people can thrive and bloom 265 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,993 Living life in the living room 266 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,288 That's perfect for some people 267 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,666 Of one hundred and five 268 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,168 But I 269 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,714 At least gotta try 270 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:27,134 When I think of all the sights that I gotta see 271 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,927 And all the places I gotta play 272 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,596 All the things that I gotta be at 273 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,306 Come on, Papa, what do you say? 274 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,309 Some people can be content 275 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,269 Playing bingo 276 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,979 And paying rent 277 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,315 That's peachy 278 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,858 For some people 279 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,526 For some 280 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,445 Humdrum people 281 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,489 To be 282 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,533 But some people 283 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:55,787 Ain't me 284 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,291 I had a dream 285 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,919 A wonderful dream, Papa 286 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,634 Good-bye 287 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:12,220 To blueberry pie 288 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,807 Good riddance to all the socials I had to go to 289 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,601 All the lodges I had to play 290 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,394 All the Shriners I said hello to 291 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,146 Hey, L.A., I'm coming your way 292 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,606 Some people 293 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,775 Sit on their butts 294 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:28,195 Got the dream, yeah, but not the guts 295 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,988 That's living 296 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,657 For some people 297 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:32,574 For some 298 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,910 Humdrum people 299 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,830 I suppose 300 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,125 Well, they can stay and rot 301 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,426 But not Rose 302 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,056 All right. Good job, buddy. 303 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,849 Kurt, you do know... 304 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,310 that song was meant to be sung by a woman, right? 305 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:04,773 Yes, I'm aware. The Glee Club dealt with that whole boys singing songs meant for girls. 306 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,358 - Oh. - It's kind of old news. 307 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,111 Then you must know that that song was done to great fanfare... 308 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:13,490 by such Broadway legends as Merman, LuPone, Bernadette. 309 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,911 Those are some awfully big heels to fill, and I'm just not quite sure that you nailed it. 310 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,043 Usually, at this point, the reality show would go to commercial. 311 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,255 Then we would take a five-minute break to regroup and get touch-ups done on our makeup. 312 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,383 So I'm gonna hit the little boys' room. You're doing a great job. 313 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,720 I really think that you should comment more. Don't be shy. 314 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,061 Jesse St. James totally Jesse St. Sucks. 315 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,648 He said I shouldn't be singing girl songs. I make my living singing girl songs. 316 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,984 I think the winner of four show choir championships... 317 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,486 might be able to give us all some valuable insight. 318 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,489 We know you're in love with him, Rachel, but do you have to be so obvious? 319 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,492 Don't use the fact that Jesse and I once had feelings for each other... 320 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,494 as an excuse for my inevitable win. 321 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,080 Correction. You had feelings for him. He made breakfast on your head. 322 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,083 Look, Jesse and I both appreciate the integrity of show choir too much... 323 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,043 to soil the competition. 324 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,963 He's just gonna vote for whoever is best. That would be me. 325 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,425 You can fight over who's second all you want, because I kicked that song square in the balls. 326 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,428 - I'm so gonna win this thing. - No bother warming up, Rachel. 327 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,514 I'm about to go out there and wrap this thing up like a Christmas present. 328 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,989 Oh, she may get weary 329 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:40,452 Them young girls, they do get wearied 330 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,454 Wearing 331 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:48,168 That same old shaggy dress 332 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,003 Y eah 333 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,966 But when she gets weary 334 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,054 Try a little 335 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:03,266 Tenderness 336 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:08,897 Oh, baby, mmm 337 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,610 You won't regret it, no 338 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,906 Young girls, they don't forget it 339 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,827 Love is their whole 340 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:25,747 Happiness, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 341 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,752 But it's all so easy 342 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,840 All you got to do is try 343 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,884 Try a little tenderness 344 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,972 Yeah, all you got to do is, man 345 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:46,184 Hold her where you want her, squeeze her 346 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,812 Don't tease her, never leave her 347 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,857 Get to her, got to try 348 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:56,361 Try a little tenderness 349 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,780 Wow! 350 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,825 Oh, yeah 351 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,452 Squeeze her, don't tease her 352 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,288 Never leave her 353 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:10,458 Try, try, try, yeah, yeah 354 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,461 Tenderness 355 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,796 Oh, yeah 356 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:19,175 You got to, you got to, yeah, yeah 357 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,927 Rub her gentle, man 358 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,512 Don't bruise her, no, no 359 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:26,766 You got to love her, tease her, squeeze her, yeah 360 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:31,563 Try a little tenderness 361 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,692 Whoo! Wow, Mercedes! Just... Wow! 362 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,237 Seeing you up there brought me back to the first time you auditioned for Glee Club. 363 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,949 You were great back then, but you were just amazing now. 364 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,745 Thank you for singing that, and thank you for reminding me where we started. 365 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,915 And where we're going to now: Nationals. 366 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,542 Thank you, Mr. Schue. I couldn't have done it without you. 367 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,420 You're not a star. You're just a girl who can really sing. 368 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,007 - Ex-Excuse me? - I don't think you want this badly enough, Mercedes. 369 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,885 - How many times did you practice that song? - Practice? 370 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,555 No, I feel my material, and I sing with emotion. 371 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,059 I'm in the moment, Mr. St. James. I don't need to practice. 372 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,227 Actually, you do. 373 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:15,523 And how long did you work on that choreography? Oh, wait. There was none. 374 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,359 You're lazy, Mercedes. 375 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,028 Not too lazy to come up there and let you taste my fist! 376 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,531 Whoever gets this solo is gonna have to work on it day and night. 377 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,575 Do you think you're ready for that? I do. 378 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,827 I don't. 379 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,585 I hate him. 380 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,879 - Hi. 381 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,633 My name is Rachel Berry, and I'll be singing the most difficult song I've ever sung. 382 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:46,680 - Great. What song? - Barbra's closing number to my favorite movie, Funny Girl. 383 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,683 Rachel, in your head, are you singing to anyone in particular? 384 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,060 Not really. 385 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,062 Oh. 386 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,028 Oh, my man, I love him so 387 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,490 He'll never know 388 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,912 All my life is just despair 389 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,499 But I don't care 390 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:20,630 When he takes me in his arms 391 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,341 The world 392 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:24,926 Is bright 393 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,514 All right 394 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:36,479 What's the difference if I say 395 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,108 I'll go away 396 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:46,031 When I know I'll come back 397 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,118 On my knees someday? 398 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,913 For whatever my man is 399 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,499 I am his 400 00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:03,256 Forevermore 401 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:07,385 Oh, my man, I love him so 402 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,847 He'll never know 403 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,224 All my life is just despair 404 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:17,187 But I don't care 405 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:21,441 When he takes me in his arms 406 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:25,111 The world is bright 407 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:30,742 All right 408 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:34,788 What's the difference if I say 409 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,290 I'll go away 410 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,459 When I know I'll come back 411 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:44,255 On my knees someday? 412 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:48,551 For whatever my man is 413 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,387 I am his 414 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:57,977 Forever 415 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:07,946 More 416 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:14,160 She may be difficult, but boy, can she sing. 417 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,162 Bravo! 418 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,500 I have to be honest. 419 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:24,295 That was brilliant. I have nothing but the tip of my hat. 420 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,589 - Garbage. This whole thing is rigged. - Hold on, Santana. 421 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:29,884 - Like I said before, I make the final call here. - Well, then make it. 422 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,388 Out of respect to you all, 423 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,474 I'm going to take a couple days and consider all the results. 424 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,269 Now, I will let you all know by Friday. 425 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:41,104 Great job, everyone. 426 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,027 We sorted Jean's stuff into piles. 427 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:51,406 Over there are some old magazines and newspapers that you can just toss out. 428 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,576 This is stuff you're definitely going to want to keep... photos and stuffed animals. 429 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:58,037 And this third pile is stuff that we don't really know what to do with. Um... 430 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,331 - Pom-pom. - Toss it. 431 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,959 - It's not worth anything. - Are you sure? 432 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:06,129 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Oh, I love that movie. 433 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,214 Then you take it. It's probably worn out. 434 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:10,800 She watched it at least three times a week. 435 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,055 - Just toss it all out. - What? 436 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,099 You heard me. It's all junk. 437 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,310 I'll take this stuffed animal. 438 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:23,479 Jean's had this since she was six. 439 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,773 Everything else, just toss it out. I don't need it. 440 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,277 - But there are memories here. - I'm not short on memories of my sister, so... 441 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,739 I know what it's like to lose someone. 442 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,616 When someone dies, it hurts. 443 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,618 Very astute, Porcelain. 444 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,704 That's a little nugget of wisdom I'd really like to jot down. 445 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,207 - We're just trying to help. - You know what, Cottage Cheese? 446 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,334 You're not helping. You're actually making things worse. 447 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:47,503 So do me a favor and take all this stuff to the Dumpster on your way to the rehearsal... 448 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:51,090 for whatever treacly ballad you're planning on using to ruin my sister's funeral. 449 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,884 Why did you agree to this then? 450 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,346 If you hate us so much, then why are you letting the Glee Club plan the service? 451 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,515 I was afraid no one would come. 452 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,101 Jean didn't know a lot of people. 453 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:06,189 I figured, with the Glee Club there at least she'd have a full house. 454 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,126 Hey, Sue. 455 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,671 You look nice. Thank you for coming. 456 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,673 Jean always stood up for you... 457 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,759 when I told her stories about how evil your hair was. 458 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,221 Did anyone come? 459 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,224 It's a full house, actually. 460 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,394 Workers from the home, other residents, their families. 461 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,479 Your sister touched a lot of people. 462 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,236 Thank you. 463 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,862 Thank you. 464 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,922 What do you think, Coach Sylvester? 465 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:16,634 You told us that Willy Wonka was Jean's favorite movie. 466 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:20,388 The way you described Jean made her sound so special, 467 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,725 so we wanted her funeral to be special also. 468 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,644 Something to capture and express the joy of her life... 469 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,688 rather than the sadness of her death. 470 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,940 It's lovely. 471 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:32,567 Let's sit. 472 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:39,157 Welcome to the most unusual funeral... 473 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,950 that I have ever attended. 474 00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:45,163 Which makes sense, because Jean was the most unusual person... 475 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:50,501 that I ever had the pleasure to spend every Sunday for the last 30 years with. 476 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,129 I think that Jean's sister Sue... 477 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,715 would like to say a few words. 478 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,109 "I miss my sister. 479 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,489 Every night, at 10:00 or so, 480 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,575 she used to call me on the phone, 481 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,702 and when I asked her why, 482 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,916 she'd tell me that her body told her... 483 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:35,004 she wanted to hear my voice." 484 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,225 I'll read it. 485 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,444 "I miss my sister... 486 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,238 the smell of her shampoo, 487 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:03,991 the way she could always convince me to read her another book. 488 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,454 When you love someone like I loved her, 489 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,457 they're a part of you. 490 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,877 It's like you're attached by this invisible tether, and no matter how far away you are... 491 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,797 you can always feel them. 492 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,384 And now, every time I reach for that tether... 493 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:26,139 I know there's no one on the other end, and I feel like I'm falling into nothingness. 494 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,100 Then I remember Jean. 495 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:34,730 I remember a life led with no enemies, no resentments, no regrets, 496 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,524 and I'm inspired... 497 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,193 to get up out of bed and go on. 498 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:42,155 I miss my sister so much. 499 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,241 It feels like a piece of me has been ripped off. 500 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,870 Just one more time I want to hold her. 501 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,832 Ten more seconds. Is that too much to ask? 502 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,751 For 10 more seconds to hold her? 503 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,713 But I can't... 504 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,342 and I won't, 505 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,721 and the only thing keeping me from being swallowed whole by sadness... 506 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,142 is that Jean would kill me if I did. 507 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,061 So for now... 508 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,855 I'm just gonna miss her. 509 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,650 I love you, Jeanie. 510 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,235 Rest in peace." 511 00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,748 This was Jean's favorite song. 512 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:45,718 Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. 513 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,932 Come with me 514 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,602 And you'll be 515 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:59,148 In a world 516 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,817 Of pure imagination 517 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:06,447 Take a look 518 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:10,034 And you'll see 519 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:14,747 Into your imagination 520 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:24,715 We'll begin 521 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,385 With a spin 522 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:33,057 Traveling in the world of my creation 523 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,309 What we'll see 524 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,853 Will defy 525 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:43,943 Explanation 526 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:48,406 If you want to view paradise 527 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:52,368 Simply look around and view it 528 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:58,624 Anything you want to, do it 529 00:31:58,709 --> 00:32:01,752 Want to change the world 530 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:06,382 There's nothing to it 531 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:13,055 There is no 532 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:16,267 Life I know 533 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,019 To compare 534 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,981 With pure imagination 535 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,275 Living there 536 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,944 You'll be free 537 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:35,077 If you truly 538 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:47,089 Wish to be 539 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,053 Thank you. 540 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,612 Sorry. Long line in the restroom. 541 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,614 Everyone was fixing their mascara. 542 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,407 Mmm. 543 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,453 You did such a great job with the funeral. I'm so proud of you. 544 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,541 Why are you crying? 545 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,252 Because I'm breaking up with you. 546 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,255 Because of Rachel? 547 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,675 'Cause you still love her? 548 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,677 I shouldn't have done this with you. 549 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,763 I thought that I could fix everything from last year, but I... 550 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,225 I can't. 551 00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,768 I just can't. And... 552 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,230 that feeling that Sue was talking about in there... 553 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,692 of being tethered to someone, I... I just... 554 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:50,027 I don't feel that way about you. 555 00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:52,113 But you do with her? 556 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,533 No. 557 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,451 We're not breaking up. 558 00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:01,038 I can handle your confusion with Rachel until you get over it. 559 00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:04,667 We're gonna stay together, and next year we'll be prom king and queen and... 560 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,379 Just stop it. Okay? I don't want that life. 561 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,508 Don't you feel anything anymore? 562 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:16,011 This is real. This is happening. 563 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:24,145 Are you happy now? 564 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,441 Is this me feeling enough for you? 565 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,985 - Quinn, I'm sorry. I still love you. - Just don't touch me! 566 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,049 Action. It was a tough competition, but here's the dope. 567 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,635 Santana? Too mean. Kurt? Too controversial. 568 00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:01,140 Mercedes... I said it twice, and I'll say it again. Lazy B-O-N-E-S. 569 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,100 Rachel is the clear winner. 570 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,603 I'm really not comfortable having this conversation taped. 571 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,105 Well, I can't practice reality show judging without a camera. 572 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,065 It's like practicing skiing without skis. 573 00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:13,068 I've totally done that. Okay, turn that thing off. 574 00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:16,447 The off switch is right there. Yeah, I know how to turn it off. Thanks. 575 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,449 - Okay. - Thank you. 576 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:22,077 Jesse, maybe you can come on Fondue for Two and judge my cat. 577 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,122 - Rock and roll. - To be honest, Jesse, the more we talk about this, 578 00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:28,584 the more uncomfortable I feel about all of it. 579 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,628 It just feels like I'm telling one of my children that they're my favorite. 580 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:33,589 That's what my parents told me in front of my siblings. 581 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:36,383 Some might say that it led to my brother's whippit addiction and my sister's bulimia, 582 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,260 but my parents owed them the truth. 583 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:43,265 You really think picking Rachel means we'd beat Vocal Adrenaline? 584 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,017 It's in the bag. 585 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,775 - Coach, can I come in? - Hello, Becky. 586 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,611 I'm turning in my pom-poms... 587 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,864 and the megaphone that you got me. 588 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:02,243 I'll miss our time together. 589 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,328 I'm gonna stop you right there, Becky. 590 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,163 Have you ever heard of menopause? 591 00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:11,043 Well, I fired you in a hormonal fury I like to call "womb rage," 592 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,628 and I apologize. 593 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:16,131 Now I'd like you to pick up those pom-poms and that megaphone. 594 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:19,468 You know why? Next year, you're captain of the Cheerios. 595 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:23,305 Oh, my gosh! Thanks, Coach! 596 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:26,559 - Gotta call my mom! - Uh, hold it right there. 597 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:30,271 I'm not finished. I want you to give me a hug. 598 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,941 Come here. 599 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,332 That seat taken? No. 600 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,756 William, I have to say something. 601 00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:02,136 In the history of our relationship, I've said many things to you, 602 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,140 but there's one thing I've never said... good luck. 603 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:10,394 You know, I spent all this time hating you and hating that Glee Club. 604 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,814 I do this thing where I sort of alternate which one of those kids I hate the most. 605 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,524 Right now, it's the dancing Asian. 606 00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:20,821 But after what you did for my sister, I just can't do it anymore. 607 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,365 You have something Jean had... 608 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,159 that I do not have. 609 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,078 A pure heart. 610 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,916 You're a very good friend, William, and I have not been that to you. 611 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,376 Yeah, you really haven't. So it's time for a change. 612 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:37,379 Starting today, I will no longer be going after the Glee Club. 613 00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,049 Frankly, I have bigger fish to fry. 614 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,551 I'm running for the United States House of Representatives. 615 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,473 I'm... I'm sorry. What did you say? 616 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:51,769 In the last year of her life, Jean faced ballooning health care costs and... 617 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:54,647 cuts to her disability payments. 618 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,732 Well, the Sue Sylvester American Liberty Party... 619 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:59,777 thinks that's a load of phooey. 620 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,612 There is one slight problem. 621 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,238 In a fit of pique, 622 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,407 I rerouted the Glee Club's plane to Libya. 623 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,700 Wait, what? 624 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,995 It took some effort. It was a long fit of pique. 625 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,414 I had some help. Panda Express really came through for me. 626 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:16,001 - So we're not going to New York? - I can explain that. 627 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,588 Will, I'm gonna leave you two alone, 628 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,883 as this just became superawkward. 629 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,885 These are first-class tickets on American Airlines. 630 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,679 How did you afford them? 631 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:29,682 Do you know that if you complain to the airline about contracting monkey pox... 632 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,684 in the bathroom on the plane, 633 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,645 you can get the president of the airline on the phone within an hour? 634 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,689 But you didn't. No, of course not. 635 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,691 Have you been on their planes? They're immaculate. 636 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,694 No, it turns out that one of the vice presidents of American Airlines... 637 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,696 is a big supporter of the arts or something, 638 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,198 so when I told him your Glee Club's sob story, 639 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:49,076 he gladly came up with the tickets for you guys to make it happen. 640 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,745 This is amazing, Terri. 641 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,039 Wait. 642 00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:55,749 What's the catch? 643 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,418 I'm moving to Miami. 644 00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,837 Sheets 'N' Things is opening a new branch down there, 645 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,463 and they have asked me to manage it. 646 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:04,758 Like, full-on manager? The assistant title is officially dropped. 647 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,847 Look, Will, I know that I made your life... 648 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:12,599 challenging sometimes, but... 649 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,812 it was only because I loved you so much. 650 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,149 I loved you too. We just weren't right. 651 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,696 No regrets though. No. Not one. 652 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:34,872 Just try to relax a little bit while you're down there, okay? Oh. Yeah. 653 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:38,333 I mean, you deserve to enjoy yourself. Okay. 654 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:40,085 Okay. 655 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,590 I'll see you around, Will. 656 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,554 Hey. Hey. 657 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,431 Is everything okay with Terri? 658 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,642 Yeah. Finally. It is. 659 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,645 Is... Are you wearing one of my old vests? 660 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:02,024 Yeah, I didn't have the heart to throw it away. 661 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:04,860 Emma, this isn't forever. I hope it is. 662 00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,906 Really, Will. You deserve this. 663 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:12,201 You've given so much for so long, 664 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,244 and now it's your turn. 665 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:17,039 But, um, don't be a stranger, okay? 666 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,880 Thank you. 667 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,228 Jesse? That's sweet. 668 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,355 You remember the masculine click of my designer boots. 669 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,067 Why did you ask me to meet you right before the list goes up? Is this good news, or is it bad? 670 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,236 Rachel, I did wrong by you last year, 671 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,613 and I came back to make that wrong right. 672 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,282 And I came here to tell you... 673 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,202 that you're going to be the featured soloist at nationals in New York. 674 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,746 Wait. How do you know? Did Mr. Schuester tell you? 675 00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,582 Let it suffice to say that I was very involved in the decision. 676 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:10,467 But I-I-I feel bad. Everyone else worked so hard. 677 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:12,886 Now they're just gonna hate me. 678 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,847 They sort of already do. 679 00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:18,559 And you know as well as I that sometimes that's the price of fame. 680 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,271 I used to think that fame was the only thing that mattered. 681 00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:25,524 And now I realize that there's something that matters to me more. 682 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:29,570 What? You. 683 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,082 Come on. I think the list is posted. 684 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,467 This doesn't make any sense. 685 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:55,095 Guys, it was a tough decision, but it's for the good of the club. 686 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,514 Although this is deeply personal, try not to take it personally. 687 00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,601 Um, you guys might want to read what the list says. 688 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,102 What? Wh-Why? 689 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,277 Oh, Mr. Schue, thank God you're here to put these trolls out of their misery. 690 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,071 Can you just announce my win so that I can get on with teasing the losers? 691 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,866 I heard your performance, Santana. This is mine, and you know it. 692 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,369 See, Jesse? This is the kind of infighting and "me first" attitudes I wanted to avoid. 693 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:22,331 What you call infighting, I call motivation. And this is just the beginning. 694 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:25,500 Once we get to nationals, I'll have them willing to kill each other for that solo. 695 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,836 No. 696 00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,838 I've changed my mind. 697 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:34,259 We're going back to what got us here... original songs sung by the entire club. 698 00:42:34,344 --> 00:42:38,305 We're a team, and we're best when we work as one. 699 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:43,101 - You're going to lose. - Whatever we do, we're gonna do it together. 700 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,313 Actually, Santana, you sounded pretty good. 701 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,733 Thanks. You guys were all pretty dope too. Even Rachel. 702 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:53,070 I wish I could sound like you do, Santana. How do you get that raspiness? 703 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,739 So nice. I smoke cigars. 704 00:42:55,823 --> 00:43:00,202 Time to get to work. I want two hit songs by the time the wheels touch down at JFK. 705 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:03,121 - Come on. - Okay. 706 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,374 Hey. 707 00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,585 Thanks. For what? 708 00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:13,423 I know you're hurting right now, but it's really cool you didn't quit Glee Club. 709 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,260 If I quit Glee Club, my big plans for New York would have been ruined. 710 00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:18,845 What plans? You'll see. 711 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,885 English - US - PSDH 57664

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