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Here's what you missed.
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Kurt Hummel's back!
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Kurt's back at McKinley,
but he's still dating Blaine.
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Sam used to date Quinn, but she's back
with Finn, who used to date Rachel,
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who's still sort of in love with him...
Finn, that is.
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Santana's in love with Brittany,
but she's too scared to say it out loud.
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You told me you were in love with me.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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And Britt's back with Artie anyways.
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- Kids these days.
- I have a question.
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Sue's bent on destroying the Glee Club
before nationals.
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Destroy the Glee Club!
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She even formed
an evil league with nicknames.
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- The League of Doom.
- I don't think I was listening
when you said our name.
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Is it League or Legion?
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Worst henchmen ever.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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Fondue for Two
Fondue for Two
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That's some hot dish
Fondue for Two
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Hi, I'm Brittany S. Pierce,
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and this is my new
Internet talk show Fondue for Two,
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which combines the two things
I like the most-
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hot cheese and talking to people.
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My first two guests are
the school's biggest gossips,
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Mercedes Jones
and Ms. Tina Cohen-Chang.
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Shouldn't it be Fondue for Three?
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Oh, my God, that is hot!
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Okay, so let's get down
to some hot dish.
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Um, I heard a rumor
that Mr. Kidney the janitor...
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walks around school
drinking vodka out of a teapot.
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Is this really
what they were doing in the '70s?
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Hot mess Mr. Kidney aside,
I want to talk about the rumor
about Asian men.
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Not true.
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It's not even good.
It tastes the way a baby's diaper smells.
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I heard a rumor that Santana
plays for the other team,
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and I can confirm that rumor...
it's 100% true.
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Wait. What?
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- Brittany, are you serious?
- Yes.
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Look.
It's Lord Tubbington.
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Hi!
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This is Lord Tubbington.
Say hello to the camera.
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You want some cheese?
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- That's disgusting.
- That's my baby.
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So, you're just gonna let him do that?
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Lord Tubbington's allowed to eat cheese
because he's on Atkins.
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Okay, well, that's all we have time for today.
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Tune in next week for Fondue for Two.
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We will be dipping raw meat
into boiling chocolate.
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Fondue for Two
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Hey.
Why are you talking to me?
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Can't I say hello?
I guess.
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I just- Santana told me never
to speak alone with you...
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because you would try
to steal all of my gold.
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Okay, um, anyway,
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I got you this.
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I know everyone's always
making fun of your lips,
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but I think they're cute
and worth weatherproofing.
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So, considering
that we're both single
and I think your lips are cute,
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I was wondering if you
would go to prom with me.
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As in your date?
Yeah.
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No.
"No." N...
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"No"..."No" as in...
As in no prom.
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Oh.
I don't think I'm going.
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Are you worried
that Finn will be jealous?
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Look, you're just not my type.
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Okay, Rachel?
So thanks for the lip chap.
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I feel like my life finally has purpose.
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It's so nice to be a part of a cause
that's bigger than myself.
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Honey Badger, I am so thrilled.
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Can I ask why you're
dressed like David Bowie?
I'm incognito.
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We're going deep
behind enemy lines.
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People are starting
to sense my weakness.
They think I've totally lost my grip.
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- Can I help you?
- Oh. Oh, yes.
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Can I have a hot tea, please?
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I'd just like
a large cup of mocha powder.
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David Bowie's incredibly eccentric.
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Um, we don't take Euros.
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So, Honey Badger,
last week, I had a revelation.
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Now, as you may or may not know,
the Middle East is in chaos.
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You know
what started it all?
No.
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A little Web site called Wikleakseaks.
You ever hear of them?
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Well, they let loose
with a couple of rumors.
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So I told Figgins
I wanted to resuscitate The Muckraker.
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But the school newspaper
was discontinued two years ago,
due to lack of interest.
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The newspaper is making
a comeback at this school,
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and like print newspapers everywhere,
we're leaner and meaner...
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no longer concerned with facts,
fact-checking, integrity or facts.
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The Muckraker motto?
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"If I heard it,
it's probably true or something."
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Sorry, but did you
just change disguises?
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I'm pretty sure that
barista's onto me.
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Now I'm Ann Coulter.
Oh.
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As you may have noticed,
I'm coming slightly unhinged.
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Ohio loves you, Ann Coulter!
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That's better.
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Can I make an observation?
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You're always trying to destroy Will
from inside the Glee Club.
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But I would like to try getting
him out of the Glee Club.
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Now, I was trolling
the Internet last night and I had an idea.
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I'll drink to that.
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Excuse me.
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Do you know where a gal can find
a pipin' hot cup of Will Schuester?
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Oh, my God! April!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought
you were on Broadway!
I was!
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My all-white production
of The Wiz was a "dee-zaster."
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April, I'm so sorry.
Don't be!
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Being publicly humiliated
by The New York Times gets me to thinkin'.
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Why am I weighing myself down
with the "Broadway classics"?
I should just tell my own story.
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So I wrote the libretto to CrossRhodes...
The April Rhodes Story.
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You're writing a musical?
Yep. That's why I'm here.
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So, Will, you remember how I
bought you your auditorium?
Oh, yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna need to borrow it
'cause I'm running a little low on funds.
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- Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
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Get your Muckraker here.
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Extra! Extra!
Get your Muckraker here!
Hey.
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I think we should talk about nationals.
We need to do a duet.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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Why are you so concerned
with Quinn's feelings...
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when she obviously
has no interest in yours?
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What are you talking about?
Haven't you read
The Muckraker?
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It's our school's newspaper.
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Look at the "Blind Items" column.
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"What prom queen candidate
is spending a lot of time in her closet?"
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That's garbage.
Quinn's claustrophobic.
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No, that's Santana.
Read the next one.
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What the hell is this, dude?
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"What blondie former cheerleader
is having a secret
Moonlight Motel rendezvous...
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- with another big-lipped blondie?"
- Where does it say that?
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Right on the front page
of the school newspaper!
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You don't seriously believe this,
do you?
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Well, why shouldn't I?
Why wouldn't he do
the same thing I did to him?
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- Because it's gossip, Finn.
- This is your fault!
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You told everyone
that I played for "another team"
on your ridiculous melted cheese show.
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Wait. Are you mad?
You do play for another team.
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You were on the Cheerios,
and now you're only in the New Directions.
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- And you couldn't have thought
of any other way to say that?
- I'm gonna punch your face off!
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- You got a lot of nerve
accusing me of cheating.
- Stop it. Stop it!
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- You're the one who
snuck in and stole my girl!
- Hey!
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- Finn, where are you going?
We got rehearsal!
- Not today!
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Dinner is served.
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I thought you volunteered
to make dinner.
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Well, Mama drinks
her dinner these days.
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Honk!
Ah.
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Can I be blunt with you, April?
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I think any show
about April Rhodes...
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should be about
your emotional journey.
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Oh.
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Hadn't really thought of that.
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I forget
what a good teacher you are, Will.
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Thanks.
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Lately I don't feel like it.
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I mean, there's just so much drama
in the Glee Club right now...
more than usual.
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A lot of whispering
and backstabbing...
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and love triangles
and questions of sexuality...
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Sounds like your club's
got a touch of the Mac.
The what?
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Fleetwood Mac?
They fought all the time!
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There was affairs and divorces
and whispers and gossip.
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All the stuff
that made good bands break up.
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But they put all that drama
to good use and wrote great music.
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You know,
I think I might have Rumours
on L.P. Somewhere.
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Oh, everybody does.
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I mean, I don't. I sold mine for drugs.
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Kidding!
Nope. I actually did that.
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Here we go.
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You know, I've wanted to do
a whole lesson devoted
to a single album for a long time.
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You know, this is a really good idea, April.
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And I'm here to help.
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Now here you go again
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You say you want your freedom
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Well, who am I to keep you down?
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It's only right
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That you should play
the way you feel it
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And listen carefully
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To the sound
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Of your loneliness
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Like a heartbeat
Heart
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Drives you mad
Beat
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- In the stillness of remembering
- Stillness
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- What you had
- Lonely
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And what you lost
Ooh-ooh
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And what you had
Ooh-ooh
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Oh, and what you lost
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Ooh-ooh-ooh
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Thunder only happens
when it's raining
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Players only love you
when they're playing
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I say, women, they will come
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And they will go
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When the rain washes you clean
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You'll know
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You will know
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Hey-ey-ey
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You'll know
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Yeah! Oww!
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Brava!
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Rumours.
A classic record by Fleetwood Mac.
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One of the greatest albums of all time,
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written as the band was breaking apart
to keep it together.
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Now, this week we are done
with the backstabbing and the gossip...
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and we're channeling all that energy
into working together.
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So, pick a song from the album,
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put your own spin on it.
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Simple as that.
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- What's going on with you and Santana?
- Nothing.
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Well, that doesn't sound
like nothing.
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It sounds like something,
which is almost always
more than nothing.
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Calm down, Artie.
Are you cheating on me
with her?
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No, of course not. I mean, I can't.
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She's a girl.
Fooling around with her isn't cheating.
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It's just friends talking
with their tongues super close.
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- Who told you that?
- Santana.
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- Don't you see that she's manipulating you?
- That's not cheating either.
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- She told me that.
- Do you see what's going on here?
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You're the hottest girl
in this school,
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and I wear saddle shoes
on legs that don't work.
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This shouldn't be happening.
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Not because I'm in a wheelchair,
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but because I'm obsessed
with Angry Birds
and my mom cuts my hair.
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I like your haircut.
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It's hard enough for me
to believe that this is real.
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If I know that you spend
even a little time sharing yourself
with someone else,
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that there's one
other person in your life
that can provide for you...
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things that I'm supposed to provide,
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it's just too much for me to take.
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And Santana knows that.
She's taking advantage of it
to break us up.
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No. Everybody thinks
she's a bad person, but she's not.
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God, Brittany,
why are you so stupid?
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You were the only person at this school
that never called me that.
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She broke down and let me in
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Made me see where I've been
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Been down one time
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Been down two times
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I'm never going back again
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Mmm
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Mmm-mmm-mmm
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You don't know what it means to win
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Come down and see me again
238
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Been down one time
239
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,880
Been down two times
240
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Mmm-mm-mmm
241
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,885
Never going back again
242
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:29,641
Mmm, mmm-mmm
243
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,821
Stakeout. So exciting.
244
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,742
It's like an episode
of Hart to Hart.
No, this is not fun or cool.
245
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,828
Then why did you agree to do it?
246
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,830
Because Quinn
cheated on me with Puck,
247
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,832
and then
she cheated on Sam with me.
248
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,834
I just want to be sure.
249
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,504
I never understood
why you got back with her.
250
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,756
I mean, if you can't even trust her.
251
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,843
I don't know.
252
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,514
I do.
253
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,599
Because you forgive
your first love anything.
254
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,522
Do you believe
in that thing called karma?
255
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,065
Uh, yeah.
256
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,027
Can you explain it to me?
257
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,947
Uh, well, it's the law of physics...
258
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,741
whereby, for example,
if you do something to hurt someone,
259
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,119
well, then the laws of the universe
will work against you until you get hurt.
260
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,790
While we're here, have you given
any thought to my duet ideas?
261
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,094
I can't believe Kurt
would do that to Blaine.
262
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,564
What do we know about Sam anyway?
I mean, what town is he from?
What state?
263
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,733
What's his old school like?
Maybe he's a serial killer.
264
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,153
You guys, I'm telling you,
Kurt wouldn't cheat on Blaine.
265
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,907
It's like the Rumours album.
Being apart or on the road
is hard for two artists.
266
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,159
Performers have this
"love the one you're with" mentality.
267
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,621
I mean, look at all of us.
Look at all the different combinations
that we've had.
268
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,249
- Finnchel, Puckleberry.
- Tina Cohen Chang-Chang.
269
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,418
- Artittany.
- Pizes.
270
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,921
Guys, we're sitting here
squabbling over what? A rumor.
271
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,423
Finn's right. We need more information.
272
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:28,844
I don't wanna get into it,
but all I'm gonna say... Sam's not gay.
273
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,353
God, I'm so sad.
274
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,439
Like a sad little panda.
275
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:46,194
Well, that's why I brought you here...
to cheer you up.
276
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,238
I've been going
through that Rumours album...
277
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,074
and I found the best song
that really goes one step past "Landslide"...
278
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,327
in expressing my feelings for you.
279
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,747
My private feelings.
280
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,625
What about him?
281
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,043
He's just furniture.
282
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,503
Sorry.
No offense. Hit it.
283
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,476
For you
284
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:22,731
There'll be no more crying
285
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:28,153
For you
286
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:33,200
The sun will be shining
287
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:39,498
And I feel that when I'm with you
288
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,750
It's all right
289
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:48,882
I know it's right
290
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,803
And the songbirds
291
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,513
Are singing
292
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:59,101
Like they know the score
293
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:04,731
And I love you, I love you, I love you
294
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:08,777
Like never before
295
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:15,742
And I wish you all the love
296
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,621
In the world
297
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,209
But most of all
298
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:29,881
I wish it from myself
299
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,261
And the songbirds
300
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,929
Keep singing
301
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:40,726
Like they know the score
302
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:46,231
And I love you, I love you, I love you
303
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:50,694
Like never before
304
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:55,657
Like never before
305
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,502
Beautiful.
306
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,257
Okay, so why couldn't you
sing that to me in front of everyone...
307
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,259
now that Artie and I aren't together?
308
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,094
No, not- not yet.
309
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,765
I'm not ready for that type
of public announcement.
310
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:24,186
Ever since that Muckraker thing,
people have already started
treating me differently.
311
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,354
I got asked to join the golf team.
312
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,482
Well, what if I went first?
313
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,318
Come on Fondue for Two.
314
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:35,280
I'll ask you out to prom
and I'll tell you how I feel,
315
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,033
and all you have to do is say yes.
316
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,495
Okay.
Yeah.
317
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,638
Stop it.
Stop what?
318
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,432
I am begging you.
Sam is cute, but he's not
worth losing Blaine over.
319
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,769
Oh, how I've missed
your insanity.
He's wearing your jacket, Kurt.
320
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,021
I remember that jacket.
You wore it April of last year.
321
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,566
You said it was
your Earth Day jacket because
it was made out of recycled hemp.
322
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,861
I know how these things work.
I remember when Finn
and I used to date.
323
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,156
Sometimes he would leave
his letterman jacket at my house
and I'd wear it the next day.
324
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,909
Okay, you need to bone up
on your Fleetwood Mac-ology.
325
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,662
When they made Rumours,
they weren't speaking to each other.
326
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,664
Not even "Pass the nondairy creamer."
327
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,041
They only spoke about the music.
328
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,377
And it was that focus that allowed them
to make their masterpiece.
329
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,754
You're deflecting.
No, I'm being a team player.
330
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,966
And any minute spent
on this vicious, hurtful
and hateful gossip...
331
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:39,094
is a minute taken away
from preparing for nationals.
332
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:50,856
Why would she say that thing
about Sam not being gay?
She was so sure about it.
333
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,149
Well, they did date.
334
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,152
Yeah, but the way she said it-
there was something else going on.
335
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,530
The problem with dating Quinn,
336
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,448
besides the mood swings,
337
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,327
is that she's so protective
about her feelings.
338
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,913
You never quite know
where you stand with her.
339
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,166
Girls like that do that
to keep their power.
You never did that.
340
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,918
I always knew
what you were thinking.
341
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,462
Watch the sun rise
342
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,886
And if you don't love me now
343
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,930
You will never love me again
344
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:27,183
I can still hear you sayin'
345
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:32,397
You would never break the chain
Never break the chain
346
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,361
Mr. Schue,
thank you for being my first
interview for The Muckraker.
347
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,448
To be honest, I had no idea
you were the journalist type.
348
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,450
Yeah, I have a talk show
on the Internet.
349
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,452
The comments say
that my questions are too gossipy.
350
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:49,915
So I joined the school newspaper
to learn how to ask
the more hard-hitting questions.
351
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:54,377
- That's fantastic, Brittany.
- So, question one: Boxers or briefs?
352
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,923
Uh... boxers.
353
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:01,217
Cool. Okay, question two:
Panty hose or lace panties?
354
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,178
I just said boxers.
355
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,348
That wasn't one of the choices,
so I'll just write that you
refused to answer the question.
356
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,892
Brittany, these questions
are sort of gossipy.
357
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,144
Okay, what age did you
start waxing your back?
358
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,521
Brittany, I don't think
these questions are very appropriate.
359
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,524
Well, hard-hitting journalism
is about asking the questions
that people really want to know.
360
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,902
Um, we need to address
some rumors.
361
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,571
How many students
have you had affairs with?
362
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:24,449
Wait- There's a rumor about that?
363
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,577
- There probably will be since
you didn't answer the question.
- None!
364
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,371
Is that the truth, or are you lying?
365
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,957
Like when you didn't give me
a straight answer
about the lacy panties.
366
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,459
Brittany, I'm sorry,
but I need to work on some songs.
367
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,295
- Are they songs for
April Rhodes's one-woman show?
- Yes.
368
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,673
- Is it because you're leaving
the New Directions?
- What?
369
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,801
Because there's a rumor
that you'd rather be on Broadway
than coaching the Glee Club.
370
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,429
- Who gave you these questions?
- Coach Sylvester said
I'm not at liberty to say.
371
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,974
She told me this
before she finished
writing these questions.
372
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,308
I thought so.
373
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,812
All right, Muckrakers,
the rumor mill is up and running.
374
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,355
On to lesson two.
375
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,524
Making... stuff... up.
376
00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:00,402
Jacob, I want you to squeeze
this toothpaste into your hand.
377
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,073
- Now put it back in.
- Um, I can't.
378
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,658
Exactly.
379
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:09,744
Oh, no, I didn't! Oh!
380
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,371
Fantastic, Azimio.
381
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,540
Now, my point,
ladies and gentlemen,
382
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,834
is that once a story is out,
it's out forever.
383
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,669
You can't put it back in.
384
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,255
- All right, Muckrakers, we have a deadline.
385
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,340
All right, get out of my classroom.
Get out of here!
386
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,092
Britt.
387
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,137
Sue, what are you doing?
Why are you spreading rumors
that I'm leaving McKinley?
388
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:29,139
Well, William,
I'm sure you don't dispute...
389
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:32,183
that legendary bratwurst gobbler
April Rhodes is in town...
390
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,144
and you're helping her
get back to Broadway.
391
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,771
Am I right?
Of course. But it doesn't
mean I'm leaving the school.
392
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,441
Let me ask you something, Will. Why?
393
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,735
You know what they say.
394
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,862
"Those who can't, teach."
395
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,656
Turns out, maybe you actually can.
396
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:51,453
Think about that next time
you prop your butt chin up
on one of those tiny little face toilets.
397
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:55,123
Look at it this way, Will.
You'd finally be rid of me.
398
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,630
Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!
399
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,257
Get your Muckraker here!
400
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,802
And vote for Quinn.
Bite me, Fabray.
401
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,387
What?
Oh, my God.
402
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,806
Look at that!
403
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,310
Finn.
404
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,395
Wait. Why are you storming?
I'm the one who should be storming.
405
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,607
Really? Because the way I see it,
I'm the stormer
and you should be the stormee.
406
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,401
According to today's paper,
"Finn and Rachel were seen sitting closely,
407
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,028
laughing, talking intimately."
408
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,697
We were on a stakeout.
What were you doing
with him in that motel?
409
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,992
I'm not cheating on you.
This time around, I haven't and I won't.
410
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,995
You have to learn to trust me.
I can't trust you
if you won't tell me the truth.
411
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,289
Well, what were you and Rachel
doing together, huh?
Staking out.
412
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,708
That's what you do
on a stakeout.
What were you talking about?
413
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,961
Glee Club, okay?
She wants to do a duet with me.
That's all.
414
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,297
Trust me.
Then I guess we both have
to learn to trust each other.
415
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,300
I guess so.
And I guess I know what song
we'll be singing this week.
416
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:51,054
I don't want to know
the reasons why love keeps
417
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,182
Right on walking on down the line
418
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,852
I don't want to stand
'tween you and love, honey
419
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,272
I just want you to feel fine
420
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,818
I don't want to know
the reasons why love keeps
421
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,904
Right on walking on down the line
422
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:11,616
I don't want to know
the reasons why love keeps
423
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,786
Right on walking on down the line
424
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,872
I don't want to stand
'tween you and love, honey
425
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,543
I just want you to feel fine
426
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:26,548
Finally, baby
427
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,759
The truth has been told
428
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:33,138
Now you tell me that I'm crazy
429
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:37,016
That's nothing that I didn't know
430
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,060
Trying to survive
431
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:42,897
Oh, you say you love me,
but you don't know
432
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:46,943
You got me rockin' and a-reelin'
433
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,571
Hey, you know what you do
434
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:53,700
Oh, oh, yeah
435
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,869
Uh-huh
436
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:12,093
Ohh
437
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:16,264
I don't want to know
438
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,981
Okay. Terrific job, guys.
439
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:28,151
Might want to try to smile
a little bit more next time though.
440
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:32,113
Yeah, it was lovely,
but I prefer Quinn's duet performance
of "Lucky" with Sam better.
441
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,909
Since you and Sam have become
closer lately, maybe you should
do duets together more often.
442
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:39,954
Where is Sam?
Quinn and Kurt are both here today,
so we know he's not doing the dirty.
443
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,664
I know what you're doing.
444
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,792
You want Finn and I
to stop singing together
so that you can sing with him again.
445
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,711
Frankly, yes. Finn and I have
amazing proven harmonies.
446
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:50,548
And when it comes to nationals,
I think it makes more sense
for him to be paired with me.
447
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,635
Well, it's not happening.
Not as long as Finn wants to be with me.
448
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,304
Wait. I thought you said
this relationship was about trust.
449
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,681
Oh, I trust you. I just don't trust her.
450
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:02,602
Quinn, I don't think you can mandate
who pairs up for nationals. All right?
451
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,646
Vocal Adrenaline doesn't need
any help from us.
452
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,482
I love being here, and I want to win,
453
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,192
but my relationship comes first.
454
00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:14,572
I'm sorry, but, Finn, if you want
to be with me, no more songs with her.
455
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,658
What?
456
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:28,253
We took a cab
back to my bachelor pad
457
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:32,966
I had a feeling
I would see this thing through
458
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:37,011
My doorman Stan,
he took you by the hand
459
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,890
As he said,
"Right this way, you two"
460
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:42,392
But you said
461
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:46,020
Stanley Glover,
you were once my lover
462
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,939
It's April!
Y eah
463
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,942
I guess I slept with you
464
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,945
Because my name
is April Rhodes
465
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,739
I've kissed
princes and toads
466
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:59,492
And it's a good bet
467
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:02,620
I've slept with
468
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:07,250
Y ou
469
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:12,380
Ooh
470
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,800
Will!
471
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,386
Oh, that song is fantastic!
472
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,305
It was amazing progress.
473
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,515
I mean, it was emotional,
it was funny, it was...
474
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,268
It's you.
Oh, do this with me, Will.
475
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,937
Help me take this show
to Broadway.
476
00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:31,357
I-I'm flattered,
but I have to take the kids to nationals.
477
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,067
A show choir championship?
478
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,153
Yes.
Will, that's their dream.
479
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:38,740
Yes, at one point
it was yours and mine,
but look where that got us.
480
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,200
We're standing
on the exact same stage...
481
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,496
wishing that we could
have done something bigger.
482
00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:56,883
Fondue for Two
Fondue for Two
483
00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,303
That's some hot dish
Fondue for Two
484
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,430
Hi. I'm Brittany.
485
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,515
Welcome to Fondue for Two.
486
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,727
My guest today
was supposed to be Santana,
487
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:11,439
but she texted about an hour ago
and it just said, "I can't."
488
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,691
So, show must go on.
489
00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:16,611
Um, I will be interviewing Lord Tubbington.
490
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,488
Question one:
491
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,574
Do you think The Aristocats
is an accurate portrayal
of the feline relationship?
492
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,371
You know, just because
we're doing this interview...
493
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:29,374
doesn't mean I'm still not mad at you.
494
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,959
'Cause I know you started smoking again.
495
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,809
- Emma, did you wash those grapes at home?
- I just rinsed them.
496
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:52,438
Yeah, I put the whole bunch
in a colander, and I just let
the cold water run right over them.
497
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:54,357
For a half hour or so.
498
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,776
Still, Emma, that's amazing.
499
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,987
I've been, um, taking my medication
for a couple of weeks.
500
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,325
I'm so proud of you, Emma.
501
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,994
You inspired me, Will,
to make a change,
502
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,082
to take charge of my own destiny.
503
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:15,670
And now I want
the same thing for you.
Um, I don't understand.
504
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,840
I snuck in and saw you
and April singing the other day.
505
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:22,468
You're good, Will.
Really, you have a gift.
506
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:25,346
And if April is offering you
the opportunity...
507
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:31,102
to use that gift on the big stage,
you have to say yes.
508
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,688
I can't see April's show
lighting the town on fire.
509
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,024
But it's a chance
on a real Broadway stage.
510
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:40,862
And who knows
who's gonna come and see it,
what great notices you might get.
511
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,240
You deserve to at least try this, Will.
512
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,119
No. I...
513
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,959
I can't do that to the kids.
514
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,586
Not now. We...
515
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:02,258
We've all worked so hard,
and we're so close.
516
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,093
I can't-
517
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,220
Ah.
518
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,557
Why are you crying?
519
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,436
The kids.
520
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,440
You.
521
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,818
You all saved my life.
522
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:23,821
Got me out of a terrible marriage.
523
00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:26,908
You helped me find my passion again.
524
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:30,161
I just don't want to lose you.
525
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,457
But, Emma,
526
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,546
I want to go so badly.
527
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,678
- All right, guys.
528
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,889
- Who is up first today?
- Mr. Schuester?
529
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,350
If it's all right with you,
I'd like to do my own reinterpretation...
530
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,352
of my favorite Fleetwood Mac song.
531
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,896
- Great, Rachel. Which one?
- "Go Your Own Way."
532
00:30:57,022 --> 00:31:00,691
It's the song about the painful breakup
between Lindsey Buckingham
and Stevie Nicks.
533
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,360
Traditionally, it's sung by a man,
534
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,571
but today Rachel Berry's
gonna put her own feminine twist on it.
535
00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:07,323
Hit it.
536
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,245
Loving you
537
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:16,123
Isn't the right thing to do
538
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,335
How can I
539
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:23,297
Ever change things that I feel?
540
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,384
If I could
541
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:30,263
Maybe I'd give you my world
542
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,349
How can I
543
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:38,062
When you won't take it from me?
544
00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:43,067
You can go your own way
545
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,820
Go your own way
546
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:50,575
You can call it another lonely day
547
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:53,035
Another lonely day
548
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,081
You can go your own way
549
00:31:57,165 --> 00:32:00,001
Go your own way
550
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,210
Tell me why
551
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,839
Everything turned around
552
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,593
Packing up
553
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:11,846
Shacking up's
all you wanna do
554
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,766
If I could
555
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,894
Baby, I'd give you my world
556
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:22,607
Open up
557
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:26,694
Everything's waiting for you
558
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,029
Oh
559
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:32,491
You can go your own way
560
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:35,119
Go your own way
561
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:39,915
You can call it
another lonely day
562
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,251
Another lonely day
563
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:57,600
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
564
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:00,394
- You can go your own way
- You can go
565
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:06,609
You can go your own way
566
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:10,029
- Yeah! I like it! I like it!
- That was brilliant.
567
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,240
Brilliant!
Not bad.
568
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:17,244
Don't you think it's maybe
a little inappropriate...
569
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,705
that you chose to sing
a love song to my guy?
570
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:22,124
You're such a hypocrite!
You Little Miss Perfect Prom Queen!
571
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,794
You're a cheater
who cheats in cheap motels with Sam.
572
00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:27,713
- Nothing is going on between Sam and I.
- Enough, guys.
573
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,840
You know,
I blame Sam for all of this.
574
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,634
- And Rachel too. I blame her.
- What did I do?
575
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,803
- I'm sure you did something.
- See, I'm with Santana.
576
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:36,138
Why doesn't Sam have anything
to say about this?
Guilt.
577
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:38,808
Seriously, dude,
what you're doing is not cool.
They both have boyfriends.
578
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:43,312
Shut up!
I'm not messing around with Quinn
or Kurt or any one of those guys.
579
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,564
- They're just helping me.
- Oh, is that what we're calling it now?
580
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:48,317
Hold on.
How were they helping you out?
581
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:54,490
Kurt was bringing me clothes,
and Quinn was helping me babysit
my brother and sister.
582
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:58,244
- Why were you in that motel?
- Because that's where I live now.
583
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:01,247
My dad lost his job a few months ago.
Then we lost our house.
584
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:04,375
So now we live in that motel in one room.
585
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,961
Are you all happy?
586
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,424
The truth's finally out.
587
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,979
Thanks for the invite, ladies.
588
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,481
You know what I call an afternoon
where I'm getting drunk?
589
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,108
- An afternoon.
590
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,527
Is there protein powder
in this margarita?
591
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,779
And a wee bit of placenta.
592
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:36,657
Well, I'd like to propose
a toast to Terri Schuester,
593
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:39,076
who still cares about
her ex-husband enough...
594
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:42,621
to call me up and encourage me
to ask him for his help.
595
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,416
- Mmm.
- Oh, put a hmm-hmm in my behind.
596
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,419
But I don't think Will
will be joining me on the tour.
597
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,755
- What? Why?
- He can't leave those kids.
598
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:54,258
- He wouldn't know how to break it to 'em.
- Blowsy Loads, leave that to me.
599
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,261
Tomorrow's Muckraker will include
the ultimate "Blind Item" rumor...
600
00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,181
that Will Schuester is leaving McKinley
to join you on Broadway.
601
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,850
- That's not true.
- It will be.
602
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,811
That's the whole point
of yellow journalism...
turning rumor into fact.
603
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,190
And the hard part of breaking the news
to the kids will be over.
604
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:12,485
He'll be free to follow his heart
and the stench
of your alcohol sweat...
605
00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:15,488
to New York City
and out of my life forever.
606
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,115
- I don't know. Seems awfully shady.
607
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,535
And I once became an Avon lady
just so I could rob demented seniors.
608
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,204
Let's look at this way.
609
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:26,874
We all agree Will Schuester
has no business teaching
in a high school.
610
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,752
You believe he's too talented,
and I just hate him.
611
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,796
And I just want
our old apartment back.
612
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,674
- I'm living in an efficiency
with a raccoon in the wall.
- More placenta, anyone?
613
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,972
Um, I'm trying
to get my sister to sleep.
614
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:45,142
Dude, please, please.
Just let us in.
615
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:48,145
- Hi. I'm Stacey.
- Hi, Stacey.
616
00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:51,023
- I-I'm Rachel. This is Finn.
- Hi.
617
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,775
Well, she's up now.
618
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,113
It beats a cardboard box
underneath an underpass, right?
619
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,576
We keep the rest of our stuff
in my dad's car.
620
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:05,371
- This is everything you own?
- We sold everything else.
621
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,668
Can we watch TV?
Yeah, sure.
Keep it low though.
622
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:14,046
Mr. Jensen next door
is on the night shift again.
You want a snack?
623
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,924
- All right.
- You too. Get over there.
624
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:23,264
I... I don't understand.
What happened?
625
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,225
We moved up here
from Tennessee, you know,
626
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,435
'cause my dad got a great job offer.
627
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,813
And the economy went to hell,
628
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,107
and it's last ones in, first ones out.
629
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:37,528
We spent all our savings
on the move
and down payment on the house.
630
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:42,950
When the bank takes your house,
they literally take it.
631
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,161
They come by one morning
and kick you out of your own house.
632
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,080
They just lock you out.
633
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,875
Why didn't you tell us
what was going on?
634
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,377
You see how information flies
around that school, right?
635
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,255
You think everyone
would've just treated me
the same after they found out?
636
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,840
I'd be even more of a freak.
637
00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,384
Kurt only found out because I...
638
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:03,178
got a job delivering pizzas at night
and happened to bring one to Dalton.
639
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,306
Yeah. Uh, he told us.
640
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,933
Look, I brought these for you.
641
00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,145
I know Kurt
was trying to help you out,
642
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,897
bringing some of his old clothes,
643
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:15,524
but I don't really think
that sequined riding pants are for you.
644
00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:18,652
So, uh, it's some of my old stuff.
645
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,321
Thanks.
646
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:24,408
So, um... what about Quinn?
647
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,453
We go to the same church.
Couldn't really hide it from her.
648
00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:30,456
I kind of like having her around
to do some girl stuff with Stacey.
649
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:35,419
Mom and Dad are out
all day pounding the pavement
looking for work, but... nothing.
650
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:38,631
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able
to keep on the Glee Club.
651
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:42,593
- What? N-No, you can't do that.
- Yeah, we've come so far.
652
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,679
I-I know that it's a rough time right now,
but you can't quit.
653
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,474
You guys don't understand.
654
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,809
Yes, we do.
655
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,201
Quinn told us you hocked your guitar.
656
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,460
Did you guys buy this back for me?
657
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,963
The whole Glee Club did.
658
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,966
Look, Sam,
we'll do whatever we can to help,
659
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:26,720
anything to keep you in the Glee Club
until you get back on your feet.
660
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,028
First time I've cried.
661
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,951
Don't cry, Sammy.
662
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,536
We need you, Sam.
663
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,289
Okay? And you need the music.
664
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:59,586
Any comment on the vicious rumor
left on the Muckraker Web site...
665
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,673
about you and Karofsky doing it
in the backseat of a parked car...
666
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,758
in the Holier Than Thou Cemetery?
667
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,176
No comment.
668
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:08,512
Any comment on the fact
when I looked up the I.P. Address...
669
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:11,765
of the person who posted the rumor
I found out it was you?
670
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,394
My computer was stolen.
671
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,605
Look, all I can say
is that Dave and I are going strong,
672
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,984
and we're very excited about
our prom king and queen campaign.
673
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,570
Vote Santofsky.
So you two are in love?
674
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,488
Soul mates, so to speak?
675
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:31,285
Yeah.
676
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,539
I'd say that was accurate.
677
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,213
That looks like a mug shot.
678
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,424
- All right, clase.
- Mr. Schue, is this true?
679
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:48,302
Yeah, The Muckraker
says you're bailing on us
to do April Rhodes's big show.
680
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:51,138
Guys, if there's anything we've
learned from this week's assignment,
681
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,390
it's that you can't believe
every rumor you hear.
682
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,101
But isn't it your dream
to sing on Broadway?
683
00:39:56,186 --> 00:40:01,148
I have a lot of dreams, my top one
being taking you guys to nationals.
684
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,234
- So you're gonna stay?
- Look, we are going to nationals together,
685
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,112
- and we are going to win.
- Hey, everybody.
686
00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:10,074
Wanted to get these guys
out of the motel for a while.
I hope it's okay if I brought them.
687
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,493
Of course. Yeah, come on in.
688
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,162
I was also hoping
that maybe they could help out
with a number today.
689
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,499
I have the perfect song
I want to sing to them.
Don't worry. It's good for the assignment.
690
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,794
The more the merrier.
691
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,049
Don't stop
692
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,051
Stop, stop, stop, stop
693
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,677
Don't stop
694
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,430
Stop, stop, stop, stop
695
00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:37,351
If you wake up
and don't want to smile
696
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,062
If it takes just a little while
697
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,356
Open your eyes
698
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,775
And look at the day
699
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:48,779
You'll see things in a different way
700
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,739
Don't stop
701
00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,741
Thinking about tomorrow
702
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:54,535
Don't stop
703
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:57,204
lt'll soon be here
lt'll soon be here
704
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,664
lt'll be
705
00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,415
Better than before
706
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:04,503
Yesterday's gone
707
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:13,011
All I want is to see you smile
708
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,889
If it takes just a little while
709
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:21,061
I know you don't
believe that it's true
710
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:24,273
I never meant
any harm to you
711
00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:28,610
Ohh
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
712
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,487
Don't stop
713
00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:32,406
lt'll soon be here
714
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,366
lt'll be
715
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,410
Better than before
716
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,080
Yesterday's gone
717
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,958
Ooh, ooh, ooh
718
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,128
Don't you look back
719
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:48,630
Don't you look back
720
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:51,675
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Don't you look,
don't you look, no
721
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,511
Don't you look back
722
00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:56,930
Yeah, yeah, yeah
723
00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,350
Don't you look back
Don't you look back
724
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:04,688
Don't you look back
725
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,107
Ooh, ooh, ooh
726
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:10,569
- Don't you look back
- Don't, don't
727
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,321
Don't you look back
728
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:13,780
Don't stop
729
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,241
Thinking about tomorrow
730
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:18,619
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
731
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:20,162
That was good!
732
00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,243
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