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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:03,252 Here's what you missed. 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:06,673 Glee Club's getting ready for nationals. Quinn's getting ready to be prom queen. 3 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:10,051 We need to get elected for prom king and queen. It's the ultimate status symbol. 4 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,345 Kurt had to leave McKinley because Karofksy threatened him. 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,681 I can't expel a kid for shoving. He'll just say, "I didn't mean to shove that kid. 6 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,809 I tripped." The excuse works like a charm. I use it all the time. 7 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:21,521 At least he's got Blaine and the Warblers, who just lost at regionals to the New Directions. 8 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,106 We got each other out of all this. 9 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,024 That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think? 10 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:26,651 Santana's got it bad for Brittany. 11 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,069 This relationship is really confusing for me. 12 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,570 Breakfast is confusing for you. 13 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,864 Well, sometimes it's sweet and sometimes it's salty. 14 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,575 What if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it? 15 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,537 And Will's sort of always had it bad for Emma, but lately she's gotten super crazy... 16 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,080 with the cleaning fruit. I'm not following. 17 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,623 Like seriously crazy. 18 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,668 One day you're gonna find a way to beat this thing. 19 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,586 And that's what you missed on Glee. 20 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:51,718 All right, guys, nationals are just a few weeks away, and it's time to bear down. 21 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:56,681 Your singing at regionals was amazing, but your dancing... 22 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,891 - It's booty camp time. - Booty! 23 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,060 Let's get it going. A'five, six, seven, eight. 24 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:05,648 Push yourselves, guys. Vocal Adrenaline takes no prisoners. 25 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,067 Oh! Oh! 26 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,403 I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 27 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,989 I'm bleeding. Let's get you to a doctor. 28 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,701 My dads will be here in 15 minutes. 29 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,745 You don't have to stay, Finn. 30 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,331 No. I wanna wait and hear what the doctor says. I feel terrible. 31 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,501 Won't Quinn be mad at you sitting vigil at my bedside? 32 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:29,756 Well, I'm standing. And she'd understand how awful I feel... 33 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,216 even if it's not broken. It's broken. 34 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,511 Well, I knew I was a bad dancer, 35 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,222 but I never thought my dancing was dangerous. It's a clean break. 36 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,183 So I won't have to set it. 37 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,809 Considering your deviated septum, 38 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:45,605 I'd consider this a terrific opportunity for a little vanity adjustment. 39 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:49,150 Are you suggesting that I get a nose job? You're 16, right? 40 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,110 That's when I gave my daughters theirs. 41 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,070 It's like a rite of passage for Jewish girls. 42 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:56,240 Oh... First of all, I like how I look. 43 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,619 - She your girlfriend? - No. 44 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,454 What does your girlfriend look like? 45 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,999 Okay, and second of all, I don't wanna do anything that's going to affect my voice. 46 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,001 My Broadway career depends on it. 47 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:10,755 We got a big show choir competition coming up, and Rachel's our best singer. 48 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,840 Doesn't impact the voice. That's just a myth. 49 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,842 The fact is, opening up that septum... 50 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:17,470 might allow you to take in more air per breath... 51 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,472 which means bigger belts on your high notes. 52 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,641 But... Barbra... 53 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,351 Is great. 54 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,937 She's also one in a million. 55 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,898 The fact is, if you really wanna be an actress, 56 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,819 you might wanna consider looking and sounding the best that you can. 57 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,321 I got an appointment open next week. 58 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,740 Can I sign you up? 59 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,454 Oh, my God. You're getting a nose job. 60 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:47,083 I'm considering having a minor procedure to repair my deviated septum. 61 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,751 So a nose job. 62 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,587 Look, I'm happy with the way that I look, okay? 63 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,673 And I've embraced my nose. 64 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:57,510 But let's say I wanted to have a slightly more demure nose? 65 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,054 Like Quinn's, for example. 66 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,099 I would never change my appearance for vanity, 67 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,727 but the doctor said that it could possibly improve my talent... 68 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:09,021 which would help us all for nationals, so... 69 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,774 Possibly. What about the risks? 70 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,734 Your voice is amazing as is, Rachel. 71 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,821 Hold up. Could we all just get real here for a second? 72 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,823 I hear that Rachel's got a bit of a schnoz. 73 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,869 I mean, I wouldn't know, because like Medusa, I try to avoid eye contact with her. 74 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,413 But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things... 75 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,498 that we wouldn't change about ourselves? 76 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,209 I'm sure that Sam's been at the doctor's office... 77 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,503 and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reduction. 78 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,048 I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not using them anyways. 79 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,885 And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. 80 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,637 That's extraordinarily racist. I'm keeping it real. 81 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,723 Sorry, Santana. I'm a beautiful person. 82 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,892 I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. 83 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,728 Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? 84 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,188 Self-hating Asian. 85 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,940 Not many Asian sex symbols, Mike. 86 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,735 I'm just trying to be in fashion and mirror what I see in the magazines. 87 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,737 My dancing kind of bothers me. 88 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:01,616 Uh, and it almost killed Rachel, but I like the way I look. 89 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:05,202 Oh, please. You have weird, puffy, pyramid nipples. 90 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,330 They look like they're filled with custard. 91 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,332 You could dust them with powdered sugar, 92 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,417 and they could pass for some sort of dessert. 93 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,670 Look, maybe Rachel's fine with having an enormous beak. 94 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,714 Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds. 95 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,716 All I'm saying is that if you look in the mirror... 96 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,510 and you don't like what you see, you should change it. 97 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,931 Whoa. Guys. I'm really shocked at what I'm hearing here. 98 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,350 It goes against everything the Glee Club stands for. 99 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,561 I'm telling you, the thing you'd most like to change about yourself... 100 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:33,272 is the most interesting part of you. 101 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,066 Well, maybe, but at this school, 102 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:38,194 the thing that makes you different is the thing people use to crush your spirit. 103 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:49,038 Rachel's a beautiful girl. She doesn't need a nose job. 104 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,792 Saying that she's doing it to enrich her talent is just a convenient excuse... 105 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,294 to deal with the fact that she's insecure about how she looks. 106 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:58,798 Most of the adults we know have trouble embracing their eccentricities. 107 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,926 - So how can we expect kids to? - Then it should be our job to help them. 108 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,928 I don't want my legacy as a teacher... 109 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,597 to be conjugated verbs and Glee Club trophies. 110 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:10,893 I wanna help them love themselves for who they are... warts and all. 111 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,436 Especially warts. 112 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,648 How long do we have to do this for? Until they're all clean. 113 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,317 I'm really enjoying helping you with your O.C. D. 114 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,319 I really don't like that term. Really. 115 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,405 It sounds way too scientific and serious. 116 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,699 I really prefer "neat freak" or "cleaning bug." 117 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,617 But what I really have to tell you, 118 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:29,412 I'm so appreciative of all your help. 119 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,414 Really. I have so much more free time... 120 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,666 now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit. 121 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,668 I'm really glad. 122 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,920 But shouldn't we be figuring out some techniques you can use... 123 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,922 to eat your food without scrubbing it? 124 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,091 You mean with germs and pesticides all over it? 125 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:46,053 No. I mean, really deal with your issues on this stuff. 126 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,431 Will, I've tried. 127 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,850 You know, I may not have been born this way, 128 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,602 but this is my lot in life. 129 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,771 There's nothing I can do about it. 130 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,067 Thank you. What for? 131 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:04,196 I know how I'm gonna get the kids to accept what their differences are... 132 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,574 by using their two favorite teachers, 133 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,452 me and Gaga. 134 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,746 But I'm gonna need your help. 135 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,169 I should be prom queen at this school. 136 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,838 If I were prom queen, I could get Brittany to drop the four-eyed loser... 137 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,007 and go for the real queen. 138 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,760 She's so gullible, I could convince her that by royal decree, 139 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:29,055 I'd made her being with me the law of the land. 140 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,891 But that's never gonna happen. I don't have the votes. 141 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,935 Unless I could get the jock bloc. 142 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,980 Jack Ryan, you've just boarded the Red October. 143 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,982 Sean Connery. 144 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:43,360 And God knows Sam doesn't have the heat at this school yet. 145 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,571 Hold on. There's someone at this school... 146 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,032 who just might have the juice... 147 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,534 Dave Karofksy. 148 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,872 Holy crap. 149 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:58,751 I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing: 150 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,836 I have awesome gaydar. 151 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,840 You haven't asked us anything about our New York trip. 152 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,926 Is it because it's too painful? 153 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,886 Yes, as a matter of fact. 154 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,347 But while the New Directions are preparing to perform at nationals, 155 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,141 the Warblers are preparing to perform at a nursing home... 156 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,103 in a strip mall next to a national bank. 157 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,980 I'm so proud of you guys. We miss you so much. 158 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,316 Isn't there any way you could come back to McKinley? 159 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,486 I told him I would be all for it if it wasn't for Karofksy. 160 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,532 - Wait. What did you just say? - Kurt needs to be safe. 161 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,618 - Can we please change subject? - That's it. 162 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,579 Kurt's the trick to winning prom queen and getting Britt, 163 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,833 not to mention totally boosting our chances at nationals. 164 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,794 If I could get Kurt back, I'd be a hero. 165 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,921 Even Quinn and Finn would vote for me. 166 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,799 And the key: Karofksy. 167 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,885 I've got to gay. Go. Go. I've got to go. 168 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,809 Um, why is Miss Pillsbury here? 169 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,894 She's helping us out with this week's assignment. 170 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,648 This is the only club at school that is represented by just about every race, 171 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,860 religion, sexual orientation and clique. 172 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,320 But many of you are still having a hard time with acceptance. 173 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,322 That's crazy, Mr. Schue. We love each other. 174 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:14,368 I won't deny that you accept each other, but you don't accept yourselves. 175 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,120 This week's assignment has two parts. 176 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:20,166 I want all of you to sing songs about accepting yourself for who you are... 177 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,793 the best and the worst parts. 178 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,295 What's the second part? 179 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:28,382 Well, we're gonna do a group number by the queen of self-love... 180 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,717 Gaga. 181 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,594 Yeah! Whoo! 182 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,221 We're gonna perform her anthem to acceptance, "Born This Way." 183 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:40,186 Wait. Wait. I still don't know why Miss Pillsbury's here. 184 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,521 I'm here to help you with your costumes for the big number. 185 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,733 Each of you will be issued a beautifully-fitted white T-shirt. 186 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,694 We will then use this letter press... 187 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,779 to write a word or a phrase... 188 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,574 that best describes the thing about you that you're the most ashamed of... 189 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,911 or you'd like to change but you can't because you were born that way. 190 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,413 - Which is super terrific. - I want you to love those parts of you. 191 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,498 Embrace them. Wear them on your chest with pride. 192 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,542 Can you give an example? 193 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,044 Yeah. 194 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,712 It's the big moment. 195 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,678 Wow. Emma, I thought the whole purpose of you doing this... 196 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:18,057 was to write... Being a ginger has plagued me my entire life. 197 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,100 People say that I smell like copper, 198 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,228 I can get a sunburn indoors at night, 199 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,605 and according to recent legend, I have no soul. 200 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,858 But I'm here to say that this very curse is what makes me unique. 201 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,652 Children, 202 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,446 I claim my gingerhood before you today. 203 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:37,451 I was born this way. Hooray. 204 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,537 Hooray! Hooray! 205 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,805 These crowns are a crock. 206 00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,057 Do you know what I found out? Not real jewels. 207 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,642 A crown hasn't rested on my head... 208 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:05,145 since I won Miss Tiara Toddler, Allen County. 209 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,730 Are you serious? 210 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,732 Yeah. Three years in a row. 211 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,776 I dominated in Western wear and runway, 212 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,529 but my real talent was baby pull-ups. 213 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,156 Thirty-one, 214 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,034 32, 33! 215 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,999 I was on my way to becoming Miss Ohio. 216 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:28,419 That is until the shoddy Zizes thyroid kicked in as well as the love of chips, 217 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,005 and suddenly I was denied entry into the pageant circuit. 218 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,717 They said I no longer looked the part. My dreams were dashed. 219 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,638 There's our future queen... 220 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,474 a size two teenage dream. 221 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,853 You know what? We're gonna change that. 222 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,147 How? 223 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,816 Baby, you're gonna get that crown, 224 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,402 and I'm gonna be your king. 225 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,533 Thanks for doing this. 226 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:03,287 I'm surprised more girls haven't asked me. My nose is awesome. 227 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,456 I can totally count on your vote, right? 228 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,708 Yeah. T... Totally. Okay. 229 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,841 So what's it like? 230 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,887 Looking like you look. 231 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,598 I pretty much have a warped sense of the world. 232 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,685 Being a hot 17-year-old, you can get away with or do anything you want. 233 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:30,898 So I kind of always assume that people are always nice and accommodating. 234 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,733 - Okay. 235 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,904 So, we, uh, ready to pull the trigger? Not-Not quite yet. 236 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,490 I was kind of hoping that I could get an idea... 237 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,992 of what I might look like after the procedure. 238 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,204 Um, this is my friend Quinn. 239 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,664 - Nice nose. - Thank you. 240 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,918 - Very nice. - Yeah, well, Rachel wants it. 241 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,419 No problem. 242 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,713 So I'll click some pics, make up some photo composites. 243 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,799 We'll be ready to rock and roll. 244 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,930 - 245 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,894 I wish I could tie you up in my shoes 246 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,480 Make you feel unpretty too 247 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,900 I was told I was beautiful 248 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,111 But what does that mean to you? 249 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,823 Look into the mirror Who's inside there? 250 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,200 The one with the long hair 251 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:27,788 Same old me again today 252 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,582 My outsides are cool 253 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,293 My insides are blue 254 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,547 Every time I think I'm through 255 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,466 It's because of you 256 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,094 I've tried different ways 257 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,930 But it's all the same 258 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:50,352 At the end of the day I have myself to blame 259 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,479 I'm just trippin' 260 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,065 You can buy your hair if it won't grow 261 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:58,193 You can fix your nose if he says so 262 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,614 You can buy all the makeup that MAC can make 263 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,994 But if you can't look inside you 264 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,330 Find out who am I to 265 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,500 Be in a position to make me feel so 266 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,626 Damn unpretty 267 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,588 I feel pretty 268 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,299 Oh, so pretty 269 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,927 I feel pretty and witty 270 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,346 And bright 271 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,807 And I pity 272 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:33,520 Any girl who isn't me tonight 273 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,814 Oh, oh-oh 274 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,317 Oh, oh, oh-oh 275 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,570 Tonight Oh, oh-oh 276 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,614 Oh, oh, oh-oh 277 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,240 I feel pretty 278 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,910 You can buy your hair if it won't grow Oh, so pretty 279 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,953 You can fix your nose if he says so 280 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,123 - I feel pretty and witty - You can buy all the makeup 281 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,334 And bright That MAC can make 282 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,919 But if 283 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,838 You can't look inside you 284 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,633 Find out who am I to Ah, ah 285 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:06,470 Be in a position to make me feel so 286 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,890 Damn unpretty I feel pretty 287 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:16,063 But unpretty 288 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,982 Whoo! Yeah! 289 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,736 - Huge applause, ladies. 290 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,992 She's got my vote. She's such an inspiration. 291 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,287 It's nice to see someone like me on a poster for a change. 292 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,295 - What are you doing? - Oh, hey! I'm running for prom queen. 293 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,382 As a joke, right? Does it look like I'm joking? 294 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,593 When your name appears on that ballot, the whole school's gonna think it's a laugh riot, 295 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,888 and you may just get enough votes to win. That's sort of the idea. 296 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,016 And as everybody snickers as they try to squeeze that tiara onto your head, 297 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,519 somebody's gonna spill pig's blood on you or something like that, 298 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,563 and you'll become more of an outcast than you already are. 299 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:03,068 Okay. I don't know exactly what your problem is, but you best bring it, Fabray, 300 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,070 because I'm hot as hell, I keep it real... 301 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,447 and the people at this school want a prom queen who's like them. 302 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,033 No, they want a prom queen who's somebody they'd like to be. 303 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,828 Look, not everybody can be born pretty like you. 304 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,913 But just so you know, who you are inside... 305 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,208 and who you pretend to be to the rest of the world, they're two different people. 306 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,461 You don't know anything about me, Lauren, anything. 307 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,880 But you know what? You're about to. 308 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,507 This just got personal. 309 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,973 I knew you'd ask me out eventually. 310 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,058 I'm kind of Duke Stud at McKinley. 311 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,893 Oh, give it up. I know. 312 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,187 Know what? That you're gay. 313 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,983 What? Who told you that? No one had to tell me. 314 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,569 First of all, I saw you checking out Sam's ass the other day. 315 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,030 You really need to be more careful with your leering. 316 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,907 I didn't. I was just seeing what jeans he was wearing. 317 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,951 Like that's any less gay. 318 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,953 Second of all, I know about you and Kurt. 319 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,122 Remember last week before the benefit, 320 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,958 about you being worried about the truth getting out? 321 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,418 Guess what. It's out. 322 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,212 Whatever they told you is a lie to mess with me. 323 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,799 I'm gonna kick their asses. Okay, you know what? Why don't you just settle down? 324 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,802 Let Auntie Tana here tell you a little story. 325 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:14,264 It's about you. You're what we call a late-in-life gay. 326 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,850 You're going to stay in the closet, get married, 327 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,770 get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, 328 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,564 maybe become a state senator or a deacon... 329 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,817 and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. 330 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,820 And you know what? I accept that about you. 331 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,073 Why are you doing this? 332 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,576 Because I need you, and you need me. 333 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,997 We play on the same team. 334 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,585 - Y-You're... - Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama... 335 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,837 or get a flat top yet either. 336 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,924 Maybe in junior college. This is garbage. I'm not gay. 337 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,551 I'm trying to help you out here. 338 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,679 Have you ever heard of the term "beards"? 339 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,764 It's when a gay man and woman date each other... 340 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,934 to hide the fact that they're gay, like the Roosevelts. 341 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,144 So you and I are going to be each other's beards. 342 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,231 Then we're gonna win prom king and queen and rule the school. 343 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,858 What if I say no? Then I'm gonna tell everyone about you, 344 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,111 and your life will be over. 345 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,196 Only straight I am is straight-up bitch. 346 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,073 You in or not? 347 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,538 What you're doing is terrible. 348 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,541 I have a nice nose. Rachel asked me for help, and I'm giving it to her. 349 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,293 And once again, we are fighting about Rachel. I'm your girlfriend. 350 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,546 This isn't about who's my girlfriend. 351 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,673 Mr. Schue is trying to get us to accept ourselves for who we are, 352 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,633 and you're helping Rachel do the exact opposite. 353 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,970 That's not cool. Well, maybe I'm not down with this week's lesson. 354 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,685 I love this lesson. 355 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,358 Whether I'm right 356 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,570 Or whether I'm wrong 357 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:55,615 Whether I find a place in this world or never belong 358 00:17:55,700 --> 00:18:00,495 I gotta be me 359 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:05,709 The dream that I see makes me what I am 360 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,919 That faraway prize 361 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,338 A world of success 362 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,090 Is waiting for me 363 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:15,093 If I heed the call 364 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,596 I won't settle down 365 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,973 Won't settle for less 366 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:24,770 As long as there's a chance that I can have it all 367 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,314 I'll go it alone 368 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,608 That's how it must be 369 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,235 I can't be right for somebody else 370 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,446 If I'm not right for me 371 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:39,618 I've gotta be free 372 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,037 Daring to try to do it or die 373 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:47,793 I've gotta be me 374 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,637 That faraway prize 375 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,014 A world of success 376 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,974 Is waiting for me 377 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,936 If I heed the call 378 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,480 I won't settle down 379 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,816 Won't settle for less 380 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:18,448 As long as there's a chance that I can have it all 381 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,450 I'll go it alone 382 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,119 If that's how it must be 383 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:27,999 I can't be right for somebody else if I'm not right for me 384 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,210 I gotta be free 385 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,712 I just gotta be free 386 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:36,842 Daring to try to do it or die 387 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,262 I gotta 388 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:46,601 Be me 389 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:55,068 - Yeah! 390 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,529 All right, Finn! Perfect. 391 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,782 See, guys, someone who's not afraid to point out something they're really bad at. 392 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,951 But I'm getting better, right? 393 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,330 Mr. Schuester, may I have the floor, please? 394 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,666 It's yours. 395 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,543 So, as all of you know, 396 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,880 I've had a few consultations with a doctor who specializes in rhinoplasty. 397 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:18,383 Yes. We know. That's all any of us have been talking about. 398 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,635 And we think it's a terrible idea. 399 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,013 Okay... Blue eyes, you're such a hypocrite. 400 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,223 I admit, yes, I don't like my eyes sometimes... 401 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,933 the shape, the color. 402 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,477 But your self-hatred, Rachel, has helped me see the light. 403 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,647 - I love myself. - Not enough, clearly. 404 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,234 When you get a nose job, when you change your eyes, when you bleach your freckles, 405 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,154 you're just announcing to the world, "I don't like myself very much." 406 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,781 The drams of this week have made me realize... 407 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,910 if I don't have many Asian sex symbols to look up to, 408 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,579 I have an obligation to become one myself. 409 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:51,249 My new mantra is, "Be the change you wanna see in the world." 410 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,710 I love you so much right now. 411 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,965 - Uh... - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Guys. 412 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,802 Besides Tina's abrupt personal transformation, 413 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,888 the compositions came back from the doctor... 414 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,932 showing what my nose would look like slightly altered. 415 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,726 And I have to say I'm really happy with the results. 416 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,980 They're less Hebraic and more "Fabrayic." 417 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,863 That doesn't really look like you. 418 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,866 Every year girls show up to my temple after their 16th birthday... 419 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,452 Iooking suddenly slightly different. 420 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,246 And you know what? Even though it's easier to make out with them... 421 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:33,375 without getting constantly stabbed in the eye, they're not as hot. 422 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,377 Well, this isn't about being hot. 423 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,379 It's about conquering your destiny... 424 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,381 and-and-and finding something in yourself... 425 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,383 that you wanna change and change it. 426 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:45,387 Plus, they said that it could improve my voice, so... 427 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,889 If you guys aren't willing to support my decision, 428 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,059 then I'm pretty accustomed to making it on my own. 429 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,186 Rachel, please don't do this. 430 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,897 You're beautiful. 431 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,323 This isn't a discussion. 432 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:07,534 I have made up my mind. 433 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,203 Rachel Berry is getting a nose job. 434 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,793 Hey. Hey. 435 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,420 How's the assignment going? 436 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,548 Well, I actually wanted to talk to you about that. Oh. 437 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,800 The word you put on your T-shirt. 438 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,761 Ginger? Right. 439 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,847 I was a little disappointed. 440 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:32,851 You and I both know you should have put O.C. D. On it. 441 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,978 Will, I don't think it's appropriate... 442 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,188 to talk about such personal things with them. 443 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,899 Those kids have to trust me. I'm supposed to be a role model. 444 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,318 And you're not being one. 445 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:46,031 We're trying to teach these kids to accept themselves, and you refuse to. 446 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,410 Will, you know I wasn't born this way. It all started when I was five. 447 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,412 And you never had any anxiety before that? 448 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,414 I understand that I was a very colicky baby. 449 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,041 I remember getting kicked out of preschool... 450 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,209 because I was having panic attacks when they made us use manila paper. 451 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,920 You have a severe anxiety disorder, Emma. 452 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,674 All of us humor it because you function so well and you're so cute about it, 453 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,635 but it's really keeping you from enjoying your life. 454 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,721 Okay. Fine. Do you know what? 455 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,640 If you want me to wear a shirt that says "batty" or "loon" on it, I will. 456 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,894 Totally fine. So what if I like my fruit free of contaminants? 457 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,354 Isn't that healthy? You know what I want? 458 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,609 I want you to have lunch with me. 459 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,988 Is that unwashed fruit? Yep. Here. 460 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,240 Have a blueberry. 461 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,492 Ooh! 462 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,160 - Come on. - Mm-mmm. 463 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,538 - No. Stop. This isn't funny. - I'm just trying to help you get better. 464 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,041 Mm-mmm. Accepting the fact that you have a problem... 465 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,169 is the first step. What, and you think torturing me with unwashed fruit... 466 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,879 is gonna make me take that step? 467 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,342 You know what I think, Emma? 468 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,887 I think you are an expert at deflection. Is that a new shirt? 469 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,307 And I think you work so hard at helping other people... counseling them... 470 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,519 so that you can avoid doing the hard, painful work on yourself. 471 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,236 No! 472 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,947 That's all I'm asking for. Let me finish. 473 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,449 - Excuse me. Quiet. Quiet, okay? 474 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,451 We don't care what he has to say. 475 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,287 Shh. I know David has had some issues in the past. 476 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,249 But I have great respect for what he's doing right now, 477 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,251 and I ask you to hear him out. 478 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,128 Thank you. How about we punch his face out? 479 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,921 Right. Okay, that's enough. Everyone listen up. 480 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,882 First, I just wanna say how sorry I am... 481 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,510 for what I did to Kurt... 482 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,513 and for what I've done to a lot of you. 483 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:37,058 I think I've Slushee'd every one of you. 484 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,943 I treated Kurt the worst. 485 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:51,739 And I'm really ashamed of who I am... 486 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,450 And what I did. 487 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,120 - Why should we believe you? - You don't have to. 488 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,956 I know I'll need to earn your trust. 489 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,419 All I can say is that Santana has really helped me to see the light. 490 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,796 She showed me all these stories online... 491 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:10,341 about kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves... 492 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,428 because they were being bullied so bad. 493 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:18,683 I couldn't believe that someone could make another person feel that awful. 494 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,145 But she helped me accept that I was one of those bad people. 495 00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,732 And I don't wanna be anymore. 496 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:28,526 Wait. Santana? 497 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,821 This Glee Club is not complete. 498 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,365 Not without Kurt. 499 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,702 So I've taken it upon myself to try to rehabilitate Dave... 500 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:43,082 to see if maybe Kurt would consider coming back and help us win nationals. 501 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,293 I did this for us. 502 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,922 And then something funny happened. 503 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,509 Something... called love. 504 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,054 I'm gonna barf. 505 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,765 I want Kurt to feel safe to come back, 506 00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:04,687 which is why Santana and I have started a new club... the Bully Whips. 507 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,689 The name was my idea. 508 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,733 We're gonna be like guardian angels. 509 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,027 I have deputized David and Santana... 510 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,071 and the rest of the club to roam the halls... 511 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:16,366 identifying bullying and stopping it in its tracks. 512 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,576 I'm saying I want the pants, okay? 513 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,995 The ones you have on right now. 514 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,082 Then what would I wear for the rest of the day? That's a Y. P., your problem, 515 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,583 not a M.P., my problem. 516 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,086 Hey, Z. Back off. Say what? 517 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,462 What is this? Berets? 518 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,464 Everyone deserves a safe school environment. 519 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:35,134 Don't pick on this kid. It's not cool, and we won't allow it anymore. 520 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:38,763 I'm planning on reaching out to Kurt personally through Principal Figgins... 521 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,848 to try to make amends. 522 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,393 This is a chance to really change this place. 523 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,436 I hope you can support us. 524 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:53,278 You talk a great game, but all I'm hearing is talk. 525 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,947 And talk isn't gonna keep Kurt safe. 526 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,075 But the anti-bullying club that David started will. 527 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,453 The fact is, since the club began enforcing the no-bullying rule, 528 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,455 we haven't had one incident. 529 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:08,251 And if I took all the water out of the ocean, it wouldn't be wet anymore. 530 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,713 The bullying stopped... 531 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,840 because your top offender stopped. 532 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,801 - Mr. Hummel... Can I call you Burt? - Of course. 533 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:20,054 You remember how understanding I was about this when it all began? 534 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,932 I didn't come to David's defense. I believed your son. 535 00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:27,103 That's because the David I was seeing was not the young man I knew. 536 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,314 The boy I raised was a Cub Scout. 537 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,024 He was kind. He was a good citizen. 538 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,527 I still don't know what was going through his mind when all this bullying started. 539 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:38,406 But I call tell you that the David I'm seeing now is my son back again. 540 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,366 This... This is real. 541 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:44,912 Do you have any idea how much stress this has caused my family? 542 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,707 My son having to leave his friends. 543 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:51,919 My wife and I spending money we don't have on private school 'cause of your son. 544 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,340 Burt, were you always so accepting of homosexuals? 545 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,008 We're the same age. 546 00:27:57,092 --> 00:28:00,595 I remember what we used to say about the gays when we were younger. 547 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,389 It's taken us a long time to figure out what's right. 548 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,101 Why can't you just allow David the couple of months that it's taken him to figure it out? 549 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,395 Because he said he's gonna kill my son! 550 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,856 I never actually meant that though. It's just a figure of speech. 551 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,234 - How's he supposed to know that? - Your words still matter. 552 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:19,030 I know. You have to believe how awful I feel about them. 553 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,616 Those ones especially. 554 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,493 That's not me, not anymore. 555 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,120 What do you think, Kurt? 556 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,708 I believe he realizes what he did was wrong. 557 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:34,170 You're only saying that because you wanna be back in this school so bad. 558 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:39,634 Can Dave and I speak for a moment alone? 559 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,928 You can wait right outside in the hall. 560 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:45,598 - Let's go. - Yeah. 561 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:54,941 What's your angle here? 562 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:57,318 I'm just trying to make things right. 563 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,571 David, I know, remember? And I haven't told anyone. 564 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:03,783 Why? It would have made your life a lot easier. 565 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,868 I don't believe in denying who you are, 566 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,121 but I don't believe in outing either. 567 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:12,500 But still, you owe me the truth. 568 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,627 What's going on here? 569 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:20,299 It was Santana's idea. 570 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:22,385 She wants to be prom queen, 571 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:25,263 so she figures if we can get you back, we'll get everyone to vote for us. 572 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:30,226 I'm both repulsed and impressed by her Lady Macbethian ways. 573 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,728 A Latina Eve Harrington. 574 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,648 If you're gonna be gay, you must know who that is. 575 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:39,694 I don't know for sure I am gay, okay? Stop being such a broken record. 576 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,574 Okay, I have several options here. 577 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,951 I could tell everyone the truth about you... 578 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,036 Dude, I said I'm sorry. You said you wouldn't do that. 579 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,913 Hold on. 580 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,957 Or I can return here... 581 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,877 and marvel with pride at your new anti-bullying movement, 582 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,753 which I fully believe in, 583 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,258 and further demand that you and I start a chapter of PFLAG here at William McKinley. 584 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:05,052 Parents, Family and Friends of Lesbians and Gays. 585 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,806 You need to be educated, David. 586 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:12,852 You may not have to come out, but you need to be educated. 587 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,022 Oh, man, just kill me now. 588 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:20,776 Just keep an eye on your brother. One step ahead of you. 589 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,671 What's he doing in here? 590 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:43,841 You can't be in here, Noah. It's cool. 591 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:47,053 I checked through the peephole I drilled last year to make sure no one was going. 592 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,639 What can I help you with today? I just wanna talk to you, 593 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:52,308 one hot Jew to another. Oh, God. It's my nose. 594 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:56,354 I am tired of the lectures. Hear me out. Why are you getting Quinn's nose? 595 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,315 If you wanna breathe better, why don't you have him give you Karl Malden's nose? 596 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,860 Your nose has been passed down from generation to generation as a birthright. 597 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:05,029 It's a sign of the survival of our people. 598 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,406 This has nothing to do with our religion. 599 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,909 I need one hour of your time tomorrow. Just one hour. 600 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,119 Give me that, and I'll never bug you again. 601 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,542 - What the hell's going on? 602 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,546 Well, my fellow Glee Clubbers, it's noon, 603 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,923 which means it's official. 604 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:26,509 - What's official? - My transfer! 605 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,553 Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley! 606 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,642 Hi. 607 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,644 Let me breathe. Let me breathe. 608 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,397 Let's get ready for nationals. Well, not yet. 609 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,440 See, there's a reason we're meeting here today. 610 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,235 There's some people that wanted to say good-bye to you, Kurt. 611 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,409 Kurt, Dalton's gonna miss you. 612 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:53,452 You were a great addition to the Warblers, 613 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,955 and you made us a better team. 614 00:31:56,081 --> 00:32:00,251 I'm sad to see you go, but we all know this is something that you really want. 615 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,170 And I'll still have you after school and on the weekends. 616 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,924 But these guys won't, so they wanted to say good-bye. 617 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,551 And thank you, Kurt. 618 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,764 I walked across 619 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,434 An empty land 620 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:22,023 I knew the pathway like the back of my hand 621 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,900 I felt the earth 622 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,111 Beneath my feet 623 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:32,992 Sat by the river and it made me complete 624 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,329 Oh, simple thing 625 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,664 Where have you gone? Where have you gone? 626 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:44,128 I'm getting old and I need something to rely on 627 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:47,423 So tell me when 628 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,967 You're gonna let me in 629 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:55,431 I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin 630 00:32:55,515 --> 00:33:01,020 And if you have a minute why don't we go 631 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:06,609 Talk about it somewhere only we know? 632 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:11,614 This could be the end of everything 633 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,283 So why don't we go 634 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:22,958 Somewhere only we know? 635 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:27,296 Somewhere 636 00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:30,216 Only we know? 637 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:35,471 If you have a minute why don't we go 638 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:40,685 Talk about it somewhere only we know? 639 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:45,022 This could be the end of everything 640 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:48,859 So why don't we go 641 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:57,284 Somewhere only we know? 642 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:05,084 Somewhere only we know? 643 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,841 I'll never say good-bye to you. 644 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,974 Yeah. Hi. 645 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,559 Hey! 646 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,519 No crying. No crying. 647 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,938 We love you. We back. We back. 648 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,648 We back. Yeah! 649 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,668 I don't know why I'm frightened 650 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,506 I know my way around here 651 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,635 The cardboard trees 652 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,971 The painted seas 653 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:03,225 The sound here 654 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:07,146 Yes, a world to rediscover 655 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:12,151 But I'm not in any hurry 656 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:20,618 And I need a moment 657 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:25,706 The whispered conversations 658 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:31,796 In overcrowded hallways 659 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,215 The atmosphere 660 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,759 Is thrilling here 661 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:40,638 As always 662 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:44,892 Feel the early morning madness 663 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:48,437 Feel the magic in the making 664 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,357 Why 665 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,150 Everything's as if 666 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:59,782 We never said good-bye 667 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:05,329 I've spent so many mornings 668 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:09,500 Just trying to resist you 669 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,669 I'm trembling now 670 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:17,967 You can't know how I've missed you 671 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:21,762 Missed the fairy-tale adventure 672 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:26,809 In this ever-spinning playground 673 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:34,233 We were young together 674 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,445 I'm coming out of makeup 675 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:44,034 The lights already burning 676 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,412 Not long until 677 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:51,959 The cameras will start turning 678 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:56,213 And the early morning madness 679 00:36:56,298 --> 00:37:00,134 And the magic in the making 680 00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:03,220 Yes, everything's as if 681 00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:08,142 We never said good-bye 682 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,604 I don't want to be alone 683 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:15,065 That's all in the past 684 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:19,737 This world's waited long enough 685 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:26,702 I've come home at last 686 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:30,623 And this time will be bigger 687 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:35,794 And brighter than we knew it 688 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,255 So watch me fly 689 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:43,844 We all know I can do it 690 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:47,598 Could I stop my hands from shaking? 691 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:51,518 Has there ever been a moment 692 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,315 With so much to 693 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:58,150 Live for? 694 00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,448 The 695 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,409 Whispered conversations 696 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:14,208 In overcrowded hallways 697 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,835 So much to say 698 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,505 Not just today 699 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:23,467 But always 700 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:28,389 We'll have early morning madness 701 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:32,726 We'll have magic in the making 702 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,771 Yes, everything's as if 703 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:42,486 We never said good-bye 704 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,155 Y es 705 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,616 Everything's as if 706 00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:51,412 We never said 707 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:58,919 Good-bye 708 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,839 We taught the world 709 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,842 New ways to 710 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:13,058 Dream 711 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,414 Hey, Lucy. 712 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,500 What did you just call me? 713 00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,669 Well, that certainly got your attention. 714 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,797 Can we speak privately? 715 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,969 Oh, you may wanna have a seat. 716 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:51,513 Yeah. 717 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,312 My dad's college roommate was G. Gordon Liddy. 718 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,440 And he taught my pop a valuable lesson. 719 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,568 He said the key to any campaign is digging up dirt on your opponent. 720 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,653 So I did a little digging. 721 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,532 Dude, my permanent record has three volumes. 722 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,202 I don't remember doing half this stuff. 723 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,624 - Jackpot. - You moved to Lima after eighth grade, right? 724 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,959 I transferred from Fairbrook. That's not a secret. 725 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,462 Well, you must've had a pretty lousy attendance record, 726 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,464 because I called Fairbrook Middle School, 727 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,800 and they didn't have a record of anyone named Fabray. 728 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,052 Which makes sense, as you actually lived... 729 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,638 in an unincorporated part of Fairbrook Township, 730 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:36,725 which would've meant you would have gone to Belleville Middle School, not Fairbrook. 731 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:38,477 So I took a little field trip. 732 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:40,229 - You didn't. - I did. 733 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:43,649 And they didn't have a record of anyone named Quinn Fabray either. 734 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:46,777 They did, however, have someone named Lucy Fabray. 735 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,863 Lucy Q. Fabray, to be exact. 736 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,448 And she looked like this. 737 00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,575 You can kind of see the resemblance... 738 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,954 if you look past the nose job and subtract 70 pounds. 739 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,205 Stop, okay? 740 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,584 That's me. 741 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,796 My middle name is Quinn. 742 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,550 I stopped going by Lucy because kids made up a mean nickname. 743 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,760 Juicy Lucy? 744 00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:14,721 Lucy Caboosey. 745 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,183 I hated the way I looked. 746 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:23,230 I had zits. I was chubby. 747 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,691 Felt terrible about myself. 748 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,737 I didn't have friends. Nobody would talk to me. 749 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:35,325 I was the only kid at school who had to dissect their own frog... 750 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,452 because nobody would be my lab partner. 751 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:44,334 And then I joined ballet, lost a little bit of weight, 752 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:49,256 found out I was athletic, joined gymnastics, then cheerleading. 753 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,717 Went on Proactiv for my acne. 754 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:55,137 And when my dad got transferred and got a raise, 755 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,806 I asked him if I could get a nose job. 756 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,602 And he said yes. 757 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,938 Then I asked them to call me Quinn. 758 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,358 So you hate yourself. 759 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,570 No, I love myself, and that's why I did all those things. 760 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:16,909 I've been that girl, and I'm never going back. 761 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,786 I was a miserable little girl. 762 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,122 And now I'm gonna be prom queen. 763 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,375 Yeah. See, I wouldn't be so sure about that. 764 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,671 You think everyone's gonna vote for you because they wanna be like you. 765 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,216 Well, I don't know if they're gonna wanna be like you... 766 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,760 when they find out that you're a complete fraud. 767 00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:36,511 What are you gonna do? 768 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:38,639 If I were you, I'd check the bulletin boards. 769 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:07,167 Why did you bring me here? Is there a sale at Claire's? 770 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,503 I brought you here to knock some sense into you. 771 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,588 You won't listen to me. You won't listen to Finn. 772 00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:13,507 But you will listen to Barbra Streisand. 773 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,760 Thanks, Puck. I'll take it from here. Nice effort. 774 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,720 But only I can lead this Barbra-vention. 775 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,931 Is she here? This is a mall in Ohio. 776 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,850 Look, Rachel, here's the deal. Do you want to disappoint her? 777 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,644 Who? Barbra. 778 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,980 Of course not, Kurt. She's my idol. 779 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:30,607 If you get a nose job, then you'll be spitting on her legacy. 780 00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:33,277 Barbra refused to believe that beauty could only be defined... 781 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,779 by the blonde, chiseled faces of Hitchcock's beauties. 782 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,781 So she redefined what beauty was... 783 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:39,825 and became the biggest female star in the world. 784 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:42,953 But what if I can't be like her? Isn't she one in a billion? 785 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,705 So are you, Rachel. 786 00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:48,875 And if you let one misguided societal pressure make you change the way you look, 787 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,877 then you won't just be letting Barbra down. 788 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,587 You'll be letting down all the little girls... 789 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:55,465 who are gonna look at your beautiful face one day and see themselves. 790 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,509 You'll be taking away their inspiration too. 791 00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:00,387 I thought you'd be hesitant, which is why I brought you here. 792 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:04,099 Perhaps if my words don't inspire you, a song will. 793 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,726 - Go. 794 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,900 What are you doing? 795 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:34,046 - Barbra Streisand. - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 796 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:37,841 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 797 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:41,720 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 798 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,431 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 799 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,141 Barbra Streisand. 800 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:56,568 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 801 00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:59,446 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 802 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:04,201 - Barbra Streisand. - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 803 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:11,583 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 804 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,294 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 805 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:17,339 Yeah! 806 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,894 Barbra Streisand. 807 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,897 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 808 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:37,818 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 809 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:41,405 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 810 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,157 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 811 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,951 Barbra Streisand. 812 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,954 Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh 813 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:52,666 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 814 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:56,795 Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh 815 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,381 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 816 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:00,924 Barbra Streisand. 817 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,511 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 818 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,889 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 819 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:12,102 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 820 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:15,397 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 821 00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:32,831 - 822 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:47,721 Okay. 823 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,891 So... nice and clean. 824 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,894 I'm afraid we're out of time. 825 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,896 What do you mean? I just sat down. 826 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,648 Well, the therapeutic hour is 50 minutes, 827 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,526 and you just spent 48 of them disinfecting the chair. 828 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:06,615 It's clear you have a fairly severe case... 829 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,867 of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 830 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:11,286 Really? 831 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,163 O.C. D. Is very treatable. 832 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:16,041 A combination of medication and behavioral therapy... 833 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:20,962 will give you some relief from those feelings of panic that you might feel... 834 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,090 if, say, you think you forgot to unplug the curling iron. 835 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,843 Oh, God, I think I forgot to unplug the curling iron. 836 00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:31,890 There's a stigma in this country about mental illness. 837 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:37,062 I mean, depression, anxiety, O.C. D., bipolar... 838 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,647 They're hard to diagnose, 839 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:42,150 so people don't always appreciate that they're serious problems. 840 00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:43,568 But they are. 841 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,364 Yeah. Um... 842 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,574 I don't know. 843 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:54,329 I'm not sure I wanna lay on a couch and tell some stranger all of my secrets. 844 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,123 And I don't want to start popping pills... 845 00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:00,502 just so I can turn into someone that other people want me to be. 846 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:04,631 This is how I am. 847 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,841 This is who I'm supposed to be. 848 00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:10,679 Your illness is not who you're supposed to be. 849 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:14,432 It's keeping you from who you're supposed to be. 850 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:20,230 Look, you're a guidance counselor, right? 851 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:23,733 So if a student came to you and said they had diabetes, 852 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:26,319 would you give them insulin... 853 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:29,906 or would you say, "Hey, that's just who you're supposed to be"? 854 00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:32,867 I... 855 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,329 I just feel, um... 856 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:41,585 I feel so ashamed. 857 00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:43,378 Right. 858 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,338 Well, you're not alone. 859 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,592 After my daughter was born, 860 00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:52,887 I had a severe case of postpartum depression. 861 00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:56,266 I would look down at this beautiful baby girl... 862 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,643 like she wasn't even mine. 863 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,856 Like all the color just came out of the world. 864 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:08,695 But you know when the moment was that I started to feel just a little bit better? 865 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,074 When I admitted that I needed some help. 866 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,494 Well, that's what I'm here for. 867 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,497 Can I tell you something, Emma? 868 00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:21,499 You're gonna feel better. 869 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,585 I promise. 870 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:26,755 I'm gonna give you an S.S.R. I. 871 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,716 Start with a low dosage. 872 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:33,720 And that'll help you hold on to the serotonin that your brain naturally makes anyway. 873 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,889 And I'd like to see you in about a week. 874 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,147 Hey. 875 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:46,858 Well, it's over. What? 876 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:50,695 My campaign. I'll never get elected prom queen now. 877 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,448 Can I show you something? 878 00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,245 It's my girlfriend. 879 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,750 I used to have another photo, but I like this one better. 880 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:06,211 Why? 881 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,297 She looks terrible. You think so? 882 00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:10,757 Mm-hmm. 883 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,718 'Cause I think it's the first one where you can really see her. 884 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:24,562 Thank you. 885 00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,774 See you in Glee rehearsal, okay? 886 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,694 She's like an inspiration. 887 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,862 One of us. One who overcame. 888 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:35,115 I always thought she was just some kind of stuck-up bitch, 889 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:38,034 but she's really one of the people. Yeah, totally. 890 00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:39,536 Yeah. 891 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,955 Holy crap. It's her. Totally. 892 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,499 You have our votes, Lucy. Totally. 893 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:48,002 Thanks. I'll try not to let you down. 894 00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:53,007 This just in. Jacob Ben Israel's queen poll has you up by 40%. 895 00:50:55,469 --> 00:51:00,056 I... suppose I had that result coming. 896 00:51:00,141 --> 00:51:04,978 It's not cool what I did to you, and I apologize. 897 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,773 I respect you. 898 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,611 I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet... 899 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,488 to walk around this school like I owned it. 900 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,157 And you just do it. 901 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,912 Well, I have to admit, 902 00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:25,248 I have considered going blonde. 903 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:27,709 I'm not so sure. 904 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,544 Red maybe. 905 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:31,671 Oh, that's a great idea. 906 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,506 Red. 907 00:51:35,468 --> 00:51:37,135 Hey. 908 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:39,345 Do you like my shirt for Glee Club? 909 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,848 That's perfect. 910 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,433 Check out mine. 911 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,394 What? This is perfect. 912 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,731 Legend has it that when I came out of my mother, I told the nurse she was fat. 913 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,775 Well, 914 00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:54,110 I made a different one for you. 915 00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:57,864 I'm Hispanic. 916 00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:01,785 Wait. Was that supposed to be "lesbian"? Yeah. Isn't that what it says? 917 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:04,746 When you told me all that stuff the other week, it meant so much to me... 918 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,498 to see you be so honest. 919 00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:08,583 Especially 'cause I know how bad it hurt. 920 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:11,377 I was so proud of you. Well, don't get used to it. 921 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,963 And certainly don't even think about telling anyone. 922 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:17,050 Why not? You're, like, the most awesomest girl at this school. 923 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,427 Why would you try to hide any of that? I'm dating Karofksy now. 924 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:22,680 That's gross. You don't get a say in who I date anymore. 925 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,474 Why not? Because I'm dating somebody? 926 00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:26,726 Because you're Lebanese and I think I'm bi-curious? 927 00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:30,146 No. Because I said I love you. 928 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,774 You didn't say you love me back. I do love you. 929 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,943 Clearly, you don't love you as much as I do... 930 00:52:35,027 --> 00:52:37,028 or you'd put the shirt on and you would dance with me. 931 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:08,643 In two guesses. 932 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:11,437 All right, guys. Listen up. 933 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,481 You all did really good this week. 934 00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:17,485 It was tough, but I think we came closer as a team, and I'm proud of you. 935 00:53:17,570 --> 00:53:21,573 And now I'd like to be the first one to show off my custom T-shirt, 936 00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:24,742 revealing something I was self-conscious about in the past, 937 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:27,036 something I was born with... 938 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:30,498 and something I've come to accept about myself this past week. 939 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:32,834 So, drumroll, Finn. 940 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:37,380 - Ho! 941 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,632 I like your chin, Mr. Schue. 942 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,551 I would've went with "Tears Up A Lot." 943 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:44,554 Is everyone here? Not everyone. 944 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:47,015 I wanted to thank you guys for my Barbra-vention. 945 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,392 And I have an announcement to make. 946 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:52,437 I went to my doctor and... 947 00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:54,564 I canceled my appointment. 948 00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:59,694 And then I went home and I made... this. 949 00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,195 Whoa! 950 00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:05,158 Unfortunately, I can't join in on today's dance number. 951 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:08,494 My doctor said I have to stay away from vigorous choreography while my nose heals. 952 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,371 So thanks for being patient. 953 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:13,166 And, Finn, next time watch out for the schnoz. 954 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,336 Where's Santana? 955 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:19,255 Probably off somewhere making out with Karofksy. 956 00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:22,717 Well, he can have her. Hit it! 957 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,845 It doesn't matter if you love him... 958 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,222 or capital H-l-M. 959 00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:32,727 Just put your paws up. 960 00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:35,730 'Cause you were born this way, baby. 961 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:49,410 My mama told me when I was young 962 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:52,372 We're all born superstars 963 00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:57,377 She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on 964 00:54:57,461 --> 00:54:59,420 In the glass of her boudoir 965 00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:04,717 There's nothing wrong with loving who you are 966 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,053 She said 'cause he made you perfect, babe 967 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:12,558 So hold your head up, girl, and you'll go far 968 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,937 Listen to me when I say 969 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:18,022 I'm beautiful in my way 970 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:20,108 'Cause God makes no mistakes 971 00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:23,778 I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way 972 00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:25,697 Don't hide yourself in regret 973 00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:27,907 Just love yourself and you're set 974 00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:31,911 I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way 975 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,458 Don't be a drag Just be a queen 976 00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:39,836 Whether you're broke or evergreen 977 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,796 You're black, white, beige, chola descent 978 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,673 You're Lebanese You're Orient 979 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:47,510 Whether life's disabilities left you outcast, bullied or teased 980 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,971 Rejoice and love yourself today 981 00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,514 'Cause, baby, you were born this way 982 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:54,684 No matter black, white or beige, chola or Orient-made 983 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:58,688 I'm on the right track, baby I was born to be brave 984 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:02,567 I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes 985 00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:06,904 I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way 986 00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:08,656 Don't hide yourself in regret 987 00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,783 Just love yourself and you're set 988 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:14,037 I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way 989 00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:16,706 Born this way Ooh, there ain't no other way 990 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,374 - Baby, I was born this way Baby, I was 991 00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:22,462 - Baby, I was born this way - Baby, I was born this way 992 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,464 Ooh, there ain't no other way 993 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,799 Baby, I was born this way Baby, I was 994 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,969 I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way 995 00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:31,721 I was born this way, hey 996 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,389 I was born this way, hey 997 00:56:33,474 --> 00:56:37,643 I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way, hey 998 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,314 I was born this way, hey 999 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:45,818 I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way, hey 1000 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,362 You guys should record this one! 1001 00:56:48,447 --> 00:56:49,655 Yeah! 1002 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:37,620 English - US - PSDH 80110

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