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Here's what you missed.
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Glee Club's getting ready for nationals.
Quinn's getting ready to be prom queen.
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We need to get elected
for prom king and queen.
It's the ultimate status symbol.
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Kurt had to leave McKinley
because Karofksy threatened him.
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I can't expel a kid for shoving.
He'll just say,
"I didn't mean to shove that kid.
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I tripped."
The excuse works like a charm.
I use it all the time.
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At least he's got Blaine and the Warblers,
who just lost at regionals
to the New Directions.
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We got each other out of all this.
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That beats a lousy trophy,
don't you think?
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Santana's got it bad for Brittany.
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This relationship
is really confusing for me.
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Breakfast is confusing for you.
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Well, sometimes it's sweet
and sometimes it's salty.
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What if I have eggs for dinner?
Then what is it?
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And Will's sort of always
had it bad for Emma,
but lately she's gotten super crazy...
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with the cleaning fruit.
I'm not following.
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Like seriously crazy.
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One day you're gonna find
a way to beat this thing.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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All right, guys,
nationals are just a few weeks away,
and it's time to bear down.
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Your singing at regionals was amazing,
but your dancing...
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- It's booty camp time.
- Booty!
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Let's get it going.
A'five, six, seven, eight.
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Push yourselves, guys.
Vocal Adrenaline takes no prisoners.
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Oh!
Oh!
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I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
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I'm bleeding.
Let's get you
to a doctor.
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My dads will be here in 15 minutes.
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You don't have to stay, Finn.
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No. I wanna wait and hear
what the doctor says. I feel terrible.
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Won't Quinn be mad at you
sitting vigil at my bedside?
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Well, I'm standing.
And she'd understand how awful I feel...
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even if it's not broken.
It's broken.
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Well, I knew I was a bad dancer,
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but I never thought
my dancing was dangerous.
It's a clean break.
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So I won't have to set it.
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Considering
your deviated septum,
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I'd consider this a terrific opportunity
for a little vanity adjustment.
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Are you suggesting
that I get a nose job?
You're 16, right?
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That's when I gave
my daughters theirs.
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It's like a rite of passage
for Jewish girls.
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Oh... First of all, I like how I look.
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- She your girlfriend?
- No.
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What does
your girlfriend look like?
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Okay, and second of all, I don't wanna do
anything that's going to affect my voice.
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My Broadway career depends on it.
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We got a big show choir
competition coming up,
and Rachel's our best singer.
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Doesn't impact the voice.
That's just a myth.
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The fact is,
opening up that septum...
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might allow you to take in
more air per breath...
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which means bigger belts
on your high notes.
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But... Barbra...
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Is great.
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She's also one in a million.
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The fact is,
if you really wanna be an actress,
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you might wanna consider looking
and sounding the best that you can.
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I got an appointment open
next week.
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Can I sign you up?
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Oh, my God. You're getting a nose job.
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I'm considering
having a minor procedure
to repair my deviated septum.
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So a nose job.
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Look, I'm happy
with the way that I look, okay?
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And I've embraced my nose.
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But let's say I wanted to have
a slightly more demure nose?
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Like Quinn's, for example.
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I would never change
my appearance for vanity,
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but the doctor said that it could
possibly improve my talent...
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which would help us all
for nationals, so...
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Possibly. What about the risks?
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Your voice is amazing as is, Rachel.
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Hold up. Could we all
just get real here for a second?
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I hear that Rachel's got
a bit of a schnoz.
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I mean, I wouldn't know,
because like Medusa,
I try to avoid eye contact with her.
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But can we all just stop lying
about how there aren't things...
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that we wouldn't change about ourselves?
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I'm sure that Sam's
been at the doctor's office...
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and rifled through pamphlets
on mouth reduction.
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I'll bet Artie's thought
about getting his legs removed
since he's not using them anyways.
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And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked
into getting an eye de-slanting.
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That's extraordinarily racist.
I'm keeping it real.
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Sorry, Santana. I'm a beautiful person.
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I'm in love with myself,
and I would never change a thing.
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Is that why you're
wearing blue contacts today, Tina?
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Self-hating Asian.
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Not many Asian sex symbols, Mike.
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I'm just trying to be in fashion
and mirror what I see in the magazines.
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My dancing kind of bothers me.
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Uh, and it almost killed Rachel,
but I like the way I look.
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Oh, please.
You have weird, puffy, pyramid nipples.
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They look like
they're filled with custard.
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You could dust them
with powdered sugar,
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and they could pass
for some sort of dessert.
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Look, maybe Rachel's fine
with having an enormous beak.
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Maybe she needs it
to crack hard seeds.
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All I'm saying is that
if you look in the mirror...
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and you don't like what you see,
you should change it.
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Whoa. Guys. I'm really shocked
at what I'm hearing here.
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It goes against everything
the Glee Club stands for.
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I'm telling you, the thing you'd most
like to change about yourself...
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is the most interesting part of you.
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Well, maybe, but at this school,
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the thing that makes you different
is the thing people use to crush your spirit.
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Rachel's a beautiful girl.
She doesn't need a nose job.
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Saying that she's doing it to enrich
her talent is just a convenient excuse...
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to deal with the fact
that she's insecure about how she looks.
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Most of the adults we know
have trouble embracing their eccentricities.
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- So how can we expect kids to?
- Then it should be our job to help them.
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I don't want my legacy as a teacher...
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to be conjugated verbs
and Glee Club trophies.
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I wanna help them love themselves
for who they are... warts and all.
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Especially warts.
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How long do we have
to do this for?
Until they're all clean.
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I'm really enjoying
helping you with your O.C. D.
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I really don't like that term. Really.
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It sounds way too scientific
and serious.
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I really prefer "neat freak"
or "cleaning bug."
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But what I really have to tell you,
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I'm so appreciative of all your help.
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Really.
I have so much more free time...
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now that there are four hands
polishing all of my fruit.
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I'm really glad.
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But shouldn't we be figuring out
some techniques you can use...
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to eat your food without scrubbing it?
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You mean with germs
and pesticides all over it?
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No. I mean, really deal
with your issues on this stuff.
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Will, I've tried.
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You know,
I may not have been born this way,
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but this is my lot in life.
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There's nothing I can do about it.
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Thank you.
What for?
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I know how I'm gonna get the kids
to accept what their differences are...
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by using their two favorite teachers,
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me and Gaga.
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But I'm gonna need your help.
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I should be prom queen at this school.
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If I were prom queen, I could get Brittany
to drop the four-eyed loser...
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and go for the real queen.
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She's so gullible,
I could convince her that by royal decree,
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I'd made her being with me
the law of the land.
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But that's never gonna happen.
I don't have the votes.
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Unless I could get the jock bloc.
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Jack Ryan, you've just
boarded the Red October.
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Sean Connery.
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And God knows Sam doesn't have
the heat at this school yet.
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Hold on. There's someone at this school...
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who just might have the juice...
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Dave Karofksy.
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Holy crap.
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I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch,
which means one thing:
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I have awesome gaydar.
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You haven't asked us anything
about our New York trip.
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Is it because it's too painful?
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Yes, as a matter of fact.
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But while the New Directions
are preparing to perform at nationals,
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the Warblers are preparing
to perform at a nursing home...
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in a strip mall next to a national bank.
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I'm so proud of you guys.
We miss you so much.
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Isn't there any way
you could come back to McKinley?
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I told him I would be all for it
if it wasn't for Karofksy.
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- Wait. What did you just say?
- Kurt needs to be safe.
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- Can we please change subject?
- That's it.
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Kurt's the trick to winning prom queen
and getting Britt,
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not to mention totally boosting
our chances at nationals.
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If I could get Kurt back, I'd be a hero.
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Even Quinn and Finn would vote for me.
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And the key: Karofksy.
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I've got to gay. Go. Go. I've got to go.
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Um, why is Miss Pillsbury here?
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She's helping us out
with this week's assignment.
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This is the only club at school
that is represented by just about every race,
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religion, sexual orientation and clique.
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But many of you are still having
a hard time with acceptance.
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That's crazy, Mr. Schue.
We love each other.
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I won't deny
that you accept each other,
but you don't accept yourselves.
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This week's assignment has two parts.
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I want all of you to sing songs
about accepting yourself for who you are...
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the best and the worst parts.
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What's the second part?
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Well, we're gonna do a group number
by the queen of self-love...
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Gaga.
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Yeah!
Whoo!
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We're gonna perform
her anthem to acceptance,
"Born This Way."
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Wait. Wait. I still don't know
why Miss Pillsbury's here.
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I'm here to help you
with your costumes for the big number.
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Each of you will be issued
a beautifully-fitted white T-shirt.
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We will then use this letter press...
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to write a word or a phrase...
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that best describes the thing about you
that you're the most ashamed of...
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or you'd like to change but you can't
because you were born that way.
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- Which is super terrific.
- I want you to love those parts of you.
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Embrace them. Wear them
on your chest with pride.
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Can you give an example?
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Yeah.
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It's the big moment.
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Wow. Emma, I thought
the whole purpose of you doing this...
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was to write...
Being a ginger has
plagued me my entire life.
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People say that I smell like copper,
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I can get a sunburn indoors
at night,
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and according to recent legend,
I have no soul.
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But I'm here to say that this very curse
is what makes me unique.
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Children,
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I claim my gingerhood before you today.
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I was born this way. Hooray.
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Hooray! Hooray!
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These crowns are a crock.
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Do you know what I found out?
Not real jewels.
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A crown hasn't rested on my head...
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since I won Miss Tiara Toddler,
Allen County.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. Three years in a row.
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I dominated in Western wear and runway,
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but my real talent was baby pull-ups.
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Thirty-one,
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32, 33!
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I was on my way
to becoming Miss Ohio.
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That is until the shoddy
Zizes thyroid kicked in
as well as the love of chips,
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and suddenly I was denied entry
into the pageant circuit.
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They said I no longer looked the part.
My dreams were dashed.
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There's our future queen...
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a size two teenage dream.
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You know what?
We're gonna change that.
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How?
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Baby, you're gonna get that crown,
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and I'm gonna be your king.
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Thanks for doing this.
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I'm surprised more girls haven't asked me.
My nose is awesome.
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I can totally count on your vote, right?
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Yeah. T... Totally.
Okay.
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So what's it like?
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Looking like you look.
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I pretty much have
a warped sense of the world.
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Being a hot 17-year-old, you can get away
with or do anything you want.
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So I kind of always assume that people
are always nice and accommodating.
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- Okay.
235
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,904
So, we, uh,
ready to pull the trigger?
Not-Not quite yet.
236
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,490
I was kind of hoping
that I could get an idea...
237
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,992
of what I might look like
after the procedure.
238
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,204
Um, this is my friend Quinn.
239
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,664
- Nice nose.
- Thank you.
240
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,918
- Very nice.
- Yeah, well, Rachel wants it.
241
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,419
No problem.
242
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,713
So I'll click some pics,
make up some photo composites.
243
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,799
We'll be ready to rock and roll.
244
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,930
-
245
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,894
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes
246
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,480
Make you feel unpretty too
247
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,900
I was told
I was beautiful
248
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,111
But what does that mean to you?
249
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,823
Look into the mirror
Who's inside there?
250
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,200
The one with the long hair
251
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:27,788
Same old me again today
252
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,582
My outsides are cool
253
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,293
My insides are blue
254
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,547
Every time I think I'm through
255
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,466
It's because of you
256
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,094
I've tried different ways
257
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,930
But it's all the same
258
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:50,352
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
259
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,479
I'm just trippin'
260
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,065
You can buy your hair
if it won't grow
261
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:58,193
You can fix your nose if he says so
262
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,614
You can buy all the makeup
that MAC can make
263
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,994
But if you can't look inside you
264
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,330
Find out who am I to
265
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,500
Be in a position to make me feel so
266
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,626
Damn unpretty
267
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,588
I feel pretty
268
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,299
Oh, so pretty
269
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,927
I feel pretty and witty
270
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,346
And bright
271
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,807
And I pity
272
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:33,520
Any girl who isn't me tonight
273
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,814
Oh, oh-oh
274
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,317
Oh, oh, oh-oh
275
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,570
Tonight
Oh, oh-oh
276
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,614
Oh, oh, oh-oh
277
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,240
I feel pretty
278
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,910
You can buy your hair
if it won't grow
Oh, so pretty
279
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,953
You can fix your nose
if he says so
280
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,123
- I feel pretty and witty
- You can buy all the makeup
281
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,334
And bright
That MAC can make
282
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,919
But if
283
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,838
You can't look inside you
284
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,633
Find out who am I to
Ah, ah
285
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:06,470
Be in a position
to make me feel so
286
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,890
Damn unpretty
I feel pretty
287
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:16,063
But unpretty
288
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,982
Whoo!
Yeah!
289
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,736
- Huge applause, ladies.
290
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,992
She's got my vote.
She's such
an inspiration.
291
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,287
It's nice to see someone like me
on a poster for a change.
292
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,295
- What are you doing?
- Oh, hey! I'm running for prom queen.
293
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,382
As a joke, right?
Does it look
like I'm joking?
294
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,593
When your name appears on that ballot,
the whole school's gonna think
it's a laugh riot,
295
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,888
and you may just get
enough votes to win.
That's sort of the idea.
296
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,016
And as everybody snickers
as they try to squeeze that tiara
onto your head,
297
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,519
somebody's gonna spill pig's blood on you
or something like that,
298
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,563
and you'll become more of an outcast
than you already are.
299
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:03,068
Okay. I don't know exactly
what your problem is,
but you best bring it, Fabray,
300
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,070
because I'm hot as hell,
I keep it real...
301
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,447
and the people at this school
want a prom queen who's like them.
302
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,033
No, they want a prom queen
who's somebody they'd like to be.
303
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,828
Look, not everybody
can be born pretty like you.
304
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,913
But just so you know,
who you are inside...
305
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,208
and who you pretend to be
to the rest of the world,
they're two different people.
306
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,461
You don't know anything
about me, Lauren, anything.
307
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,880
But you know what?
You're about to.
308
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,507
This just got personal.
309
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,973
I knew you'd ask me out eventually.
310
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,058
I'm kind of Duke Stud at McKinley.
311
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,893
Oh, give it up. I know.
312
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,187
Know what?
That you're gay.
313
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,983
What? Who told you that?
No one had to tell me.
314
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,569
First of all, I saw you
checking out Sam's ass the other day.
315
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,030
You really need to be more careful
with your leering.
316
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,907
I didn't. I was just seeing
what jeans he was wearing.
317
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,951
Like that's any less gay.
318
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,953
Second of all,
I know about you and Kurt.
319
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,122
Remember last week
before the benefit,
320
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,958
about you being worried
about the truth getting out?
321
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,418
Guess what. It's out.
322
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,212
Whatever they told you
is a lie to mess with me.
323
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,799
I'm gonna kick their asses.
Okay, you know what?
Why don't you just settle down?
324
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,802
Let Auntie Tana here
tell you a little story.
325
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:14,264
It's about you.
You're what we call a late-in-life gay.
326
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,850
You're going to stay in the closet,
get married,
327
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,770
get drunk
to have relations with your wife,
have a couple kids,
328
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,564
maybe become a state senator
or a deacon...
329
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,817
and then get caught
in the men's room tapping
your foot with some page.
330
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,820
And you know what?
I accept that about you.
331
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,073
Why are you doing this?
332
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,576
Because I need you,
and you need me.
333
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,997
We play on the same team.
334
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,585
- Y-You're...
- Look, I'm not ready
to start eating jicama...
335
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,837
or get a flat top yet either.
336
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,924
Maybe in junior college.
This is garbage. I'm not gay.
337
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,551
I'm trying to help you out here.
338
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,679
Have you ever heard
of the term "beards"?
339
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,764
It's when a gay man and woman
date each other...
340
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,934
to hide the fact that they're gay,
like the Roosevelts.
341
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,144
So you and I are going
to be each other's beards.
342
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,231
Then we're gonna win
prom king and queen
and rule the school.
343
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,858
What if I say no?
Then I'm gonna tell
everyone about you,
344
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,111
and your life will be over.
345
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,196
Only straight I am is straight-up bitch.
346
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,073
You in or not?
347
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,538
What you're doing
is terrible.
348
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,541
I have a nice nose.
Rachel asked me for help,
and I'm giving it to her.
349
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,293
And once again,
we are fighting about Rachel.
I'm your girlfriend.
350
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,546
This isn't about who's my girlfriend.
351
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,673
Mr. Schue is trying to get us
to accept ourselves
for who we are,
352
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,633
and you're helping Rachel
do the exact opposite.
353
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,970
That's not cool.
Well, maybe I'm not down
with this week's lesson.
354
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,685
I love this lesson.
355
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,358
Whether I'm right
356
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,570
Or whether I'm wrong
357
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:55,615
Whether I find a place
in this world or never belong
358
00:17:55,700 --> 00:18:00,495
I gotta be me
359
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:05,709
The dream that I see
makes me what I am
360
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,919
That faraway prize
361
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,338
A world of success
362
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,090
Is waiting for me
363
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:15,093
If I heed the call
364
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,596
I won't settle down
365
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,973
Won't settle for less
366
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:24,770
As long as there's a chance
that I can have it all
367
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,314
I'll go it alone
368
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,608
That's how it must be
369
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,235
I can't be right
for somebody else
370
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,446
If I'm not right for me
371
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:39,618
I've gotta be free
372
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,037
Daring to try to do it or die
373
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:47,793
I've gotta be me
374
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,637
That faraway prize
375
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,014
A world of success
376
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,974
Is waiting for me
377
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,936
If I heed the call
378
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,480
I won't settle down
379
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,816
Won't settle for less
380
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:18,448
As long as there's a chance
that I can have it all
381
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,450
I'll go it alone
382
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,119
If that's how it must be
383
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:27,999
I can't be right for somebody else
if I'm not right for me
384
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,210
I gotta be free
385
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,712
I just gotta be free
386
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:36,842
Daring to try
to do it or die
387
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,262
I gotta
388
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:46,601
Be me
389
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:55,068
- Yeah!
390
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,529
All right, Finn! Perfect.
391
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,782
See, guys, someone
who's not afraid to point out
something they're really bad at.
392
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,951
But I'm getting better, right?
393
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,330
Mr. Schuester,
may I have the floor, please?
394
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,666
It's yours.
395
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,543
So, as all of you know,
396
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,880
I've had a few consultations
with a doctor who specializes
in rhinoplasty.
397
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:18,383
Yes. We know. That's all
any of us have been talking about.
398
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,635
And we think it's a terrible idea.
399
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,013
Okay... Blue eyes,
you're such a hypocrite.
400
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,223
I admit, yes,
I don't like my eyes sometimes...
401
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,933
the shape, the color.
402
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,477
But your self-hatred, Rachel,
has helped me see the light.
403
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,647
- I love myself.
- Not enough, clearly.
404
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,234
When you get a nose job,
when you change your eyes,
when you bleach your freckles,
405
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:39,154
you're just announcing to the world,
"I don't like myself very much."
406
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,781
The drams of this week
have made me realize...
407
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,910
if I don't have
many Asian sex symbols to look up to,
408
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,579
I have an obligation
to become one myself.
409
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:51,249
My new mantra is,
"Be the change
you wanna see in the world."
410
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,710
I love you so much right now.
411
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,965
- Uh...
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Guys.
412
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,802
Besides Tina's abrupt
personal transformation,
413
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,888
the compositions
came back from the doctor...
414
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,932
showing what my nose
would look like slightly altered.
415
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,726
And I have to say
I'm really happy with the results.
416
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,980
They're less Hebraic
and more "Fabrayic."
417
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,863
That doesn't really look like you.
418
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,866
Every year girls show up to my temple
after their 16th birthday...
419
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,452
Iooking suddenly slightly different.
420
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,246
And you know what?
Even though it's easier
to make out with them...
421
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:33,375
without getting constantly
stabbed in the eye, they're not as hot.
422
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,377
Well, this isn't about being hot.
423
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,379
It's about conquering your destiny...
424
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,381
and-and-and finding
something in yourself...
425
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,383
that you wanna change and change it.
426
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:45,387
Plus, they said that it
could improve my voice, so...
427
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,889
If you guys aren't willing
to support my decision,
428
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,059
then I'm pretty accustomed
to making it on my own.
429
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,186
Rachel, please don't do this.
430
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,897
You're beautiful.
431
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,323
This isn't a discussion.
432
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:07,534
I have made up my mind.
433
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,203
Rachel Berry is getting a nose job.
434
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,793
Hey.
Hey.
435
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,420
How's the assignment going?
436
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,548
Well, I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.
Oh.
437
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,800
The word you put on your T-shirt.
438
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,761
Ginger?
Right.
439
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,847
I was a little disappointed.
440
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:32,851
You and I both know you
should have put O.C. D. On it.
441
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,978
Will, I don't think it's appropriate...
442
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,188
to talk about
such personal things with them.
443
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,899
Those kids have to trust me.
I'm supposed to be a role model.
444
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,318
And you're not being one.
445
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:46,031
We're trying to teach these kids
to accept themselves, and you refuse to.
446
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,410
Will, you know I wasn't born this way.
It all started when I was five.
447
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,412
And you never had
any anxiety before that?
448
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,414
I understand
that I was a very colicky baby.
449
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,041
I remember getting
kicked out of preschool...
450
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,209
because I was
having panic attacks when they
made us use manila paper.
451
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,920
You have
a severe anxiety disorder, Emma.
452
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,674
All of us humor it
because you function so well
and you're so cute about it,
453
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,635
but it's really keeping you
from enjoying your life.
454
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,721
Okay. Fine. Do you know what?
455
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,640
If you want me to wear a shirt
that says "batty" or "loon" on it, I will.
456
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,894
Totally fine. So what if I like
my fruit free of contaminants?
457
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,354
Isn't that healthy?
You know what I want?
458
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,609
I want you to have lunch with me.
459
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,988
Is that unwashed fruit?
Yep. Here.
460
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,240
Have a blueberry.
461
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,492
Ooh!
462
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,160
- Come on.
- Mm-mmm.
463
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,538
- No. Stop. This isn't funny.
- I'm just trying to help you get better.
464
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,041
Mm-mmm.
Accepting the fact
that you have a problem...
465
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,169
is the first step.
What, and you think torturing me
with unwashed fruit...
466
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,879
is gonna make me take that step?
467
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,342
You know what I think, Emma?
468
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,887
I think you are
an expert at deflection.
Is that a new shirt?
469
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,307
And I think you work so hard
at helping other people... counseling them...
470
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,519
so that you can avoid doing
the hard, painful work on yourself.
471
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,236
No!
472
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,947
That's all I'm asking for.
Let me finish.
473
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,449
- Excuse me. Quiet. Quiet, okay?
474
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,451
We don't care what he has to say.
475
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,287
Shh. I know David has had
some issues in the past.
476
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,249
But I have great respect
for what he's doing right now,
477
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,251
and I ask you to hear him out.
478
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,128
Thank you.
How about we punch
his face out?
479
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,921
Right.
Okay, that's enough.
Everyone listen up.
480
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,882
First, I just wanna say how sorry I am...
481
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,510
for what I did to Kurt...
482
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,513
and for what I've done to a lot of you.
483
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:37,058
I think I've Slushee'd every one of you.
484
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,943
I treated Kurt the worst.
485
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:51,739
And I'm really ashamed
of who I am...
486
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,450
And what I did.
487
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,120
- Why should we believe you?
- You don't have to.
488
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,956
I know I'll need to earn your trust.
489
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,419
All I can say is that Santana
has really helped me to see the light.
490
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,796
She showed me
all these stories online...
491
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:10,341
about kids jumping off of bridges
and hanging themselves...
492
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,428
because they were being bullied so bad.
493
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:18,683
I couldn't believe
that someone could make
another person feel that awful.
494
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,145
But she helped me accept
that I was one of those bad people.
495
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,732
And I don't wanna be anymore.
496
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:28,526
Wait. Santana?
497
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,821
This Glee Club is not complete.
498
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,365
Not without Kurt.
499
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,702
So I've taken it upon myself
to try to rehabilitate Dave...
500
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:43,082
to see if maybe Kurt
would consider coming back
and help us win nationals.
501
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,293
I did this for us.
502
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,922
And then
something funny happened.
503
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:53,509
Something...
called love.
504
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,054
I'm gonna barf.
505
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,765
I want Kurt
to feel safe to come back,
506
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:04,687
which is why Santana and I
have started a new club...
the Bully Whips.
507
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,689
The name was my idea.
508
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,733
We're gonna be
like guardian angels.
509
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,027
I have deputized David and Santana...
510
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,071
and the rest of the club to roam the halls...
511
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:16,366
identifying bullying
and stopping it in its tracks.
512
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,576
I'm saying I want the pants, okay?
513
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,995
The ones you have on right now.
514
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,082
Then what would I wear
for the rest of the day?
That's a Y. P., your problem,
515
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,583
not a M.P., my problem.
516
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,086
Hey, Z. Back off.
Say what?
517
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,462
What is this? Berets?
518
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,464
Everyone deserves
a safe school environment.
519
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:35,134
Don't pick on this kid.
It's not cool,
and we won't allow it anymore.
520
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:38,763
I'm planning on reaching out to Kurt
personally through Principal Figgins...
521
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,848
to try to make amends.
522
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,393
This is a chance
to really change this place.
523
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,436
I hope you can support us.
524
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:53,278
You talk a great game,
but all I'm hearing is talk.
525
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,947
And talk isn't gonna keep Kurt safe.
526
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,075
But the anti-bullying club
that David started will.
527
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,453
The fact is, since the club began
enforcing the no-bullying rule,
528
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,455
we haven't had one incident.
529
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:08,251
And if I took all the water out of the ocean,
it wouldn't be wet anymore.
530
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,713
The bullying stopped...
531
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,840
because your top offender stopped.
532
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,801
- Mr. Hummel... Can I call you Burt?
- Of course.
533
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:20,054
You remember how understanding
I was about this when it all began?
534
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,932
I didn't come to David's defense.
I believed your son.
535
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:27,103
That's because the David I was seeing
was not the young man I knew.
536
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,314
The boy I raised
was a Cub Scout.
537
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,024
He was kind. He was a good citizen.
538
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,527
I still don't know
what was going through his mind
when all this bullying started.
539
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:38,406
But I call tell you
that the David I'm seeing now
is my son back again.
540
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,366
This... This is real.
541
00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:44,912
Do you have any idea how much stress
this has caused my family?
542
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,707
My son having to leave his friends.
543
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:51,919
My wife and I spending money
we don't have on private school
'cause of your son.
544
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,340
Burt, were you always
so accepting of homosexuals?
545
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,008
We're the same age.
546
00:27:57,092 --> 00:28:00,595
I remember what we used
to say about the gays when we were younger.
547
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,389
It's taken us a long time
to figure out what's right.
548
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,101
Why can't you just allow David
the couple of months
that it's taken him to figure it out?
549
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,395
Because he said he's gonna kill my son!
550
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,856
I never actually meant that though.
It's just a figure of speech.
551
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,234
- How's he supposed to know that?
- Your words still matter.
552
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:19,030
I know. You have to believe
how awful I feel about them.
553
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,616
Those ones especially.
554
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,493
That's not me, not anymore.
555
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,120
What do you think, Kurt?
556
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,708
I believe he realizes
what he did was wrong.
557
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:34,170
You're only saying that
because you wanna be back
in this school so bad.
558
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:39,634
Can Dave and I speak
for a moment alone?
559
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,928
You can wait
right outside in the hall.
560
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:45,598
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
561
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:54,941
What's your angle here?
562
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:57,318
I'm just trying to make things right.
563
00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,571
David, I know, remember?
And I haven't told anyone.
564
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:03,783
Why? It would have made
your life a lot easier.
565
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,868
I don't believe in denying who you are,
566
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,121
but I don't believe in outing either.
567
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:12,500
But still, you owe me the truth.
568
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,627
What's going on here?
569
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:20,299
It was Santana's idea.
570
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:22,385
She wants to be prom queen,
571
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:25,263
so she figures
if we can get you back,
we'll get everyone to vote for us.
572
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:30,226
I'm both repulsed and impressed
by her Lady Macbethian ways.
573
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,728
A Latina Eve Harrington.
574
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,648
If you're gonna be gay,
you must know who that is.
575
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:39,694
I don't know for sure I am gay, okay?
Stop being such a broken record.
576
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,574
Okay, I have several options here.
577
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,951
I could tell everyone the truth about you...
578
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,036
Dude, I said I'm sorry.
You said you wouldn't do that.
579
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,913
Hold on.
580
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,957
Or I can return here...
581
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,877
and marvel with pride
at your new anti-bullying movement,
582
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,753
which I fully believe in,
583
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,258
and further demand
that you and I start a chapter
of PFLAG here at William McKinley.
584
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:05,052
Parents, Family and Friends
of Lesbians and Gays.
585
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,806
You need to be educated, David.
586
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:12,852
You may not have to come out,
but you need to be educated.
587
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,022
Oh, man, just kill me now.
588
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:20,776
Just keep an eye
on your brother.
One step ahead of you.
589
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,671
What's he doing in here?
590
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:43,841
You can't be in here, Noah.
It's cool.
591
00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:47,053
I checked through the peephole
I drilled last year to make sure
no one was going.
592
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,639
What can I help you with today?
I just wanna talk to you,
593
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:52,308
one hot Jew to another.
Oh, God. It's my nose.
594
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:56,354
I am tired of the lectures.
Hear me out. Why are you
getting Quinn's nose?
595
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,315
If you wanna breathe better,
why don't you have him give you
Karl Malden's nose?
596
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,860
Your nose has been passed down
from generation to generation
as a birthright.
597
00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:05,029
It's a sign of the survival
of our people.
598
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,406
This has nothing to do with our religion.
599
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,909
I need one hour of your time tomorrow.
Just one hour.
600
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,119
Give me that,
and I'll never bug you again.
601
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,542
- What the hell's going on?
602
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:21,546
Well, my fellow Glee Clubbers,
it's noon,
603
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,923
which means it's official.
604
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:26,509
- What's official?
- My transfer!
605
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,553
Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!
606
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,642
Hi.
607
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,644
Let me breathe. Let me breathe.
608
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,397
Let's get ready for nationals.
Well, not yet.
609
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,440
See, there's a reason
we're meeting here today.
610
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,235
There's some people that wanted
to say good-bye to you, Kurt.
611
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,409
Kurt, Dalton's gonna miss you.
612
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:53,452
You were a great addition
to the Warblers,
613
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,955
and you made us a better team.
614
00:31:56,081 --> 00:32:00,251
I'm sad to see you go,
but we all know this
is something that you really want.
615
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,170
And I'll still have you after school
and on the weekends.
616
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,924
But these guys won't,
so they wanted to say good-bye.
617
00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,551
And thank you, Kurt.
618
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,764
I walked across
619
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,434
An empty land
620
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:22,023
I knew the pathway
like the back of my hand
621
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,900
I felt the earth
622
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,111
Beneath my feet
623
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:32,992
Sat by the river
and it made me complete
624
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,329
Oh, simple thing
625
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,664
Where have you gone?
Where have you gone?
626
00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:44,128
I'm getting old
and I need something to rely on
627
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:47,423
So tell me when
628
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,967
You're gonna let me in
629
00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:55,431
I'm getting tired and I need
somewhere to begin
630
00:32:55,515 --> 00:33:01,020
And if you have a minute
why don't we go
631
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:06,609
Talk about it
somewhere only we know?
632
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:11,614
This could be the end of everything
633
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,283
So why don't we go
634
00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:22,958
Somewhere only we know?
635
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:27,296
Somewhere
636
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:30,216
Only we know?
637
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:35,471
If you have a minute
why don't we go
638
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:40,685
Talk about it
somewhere only we know?
639
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:45,022
This could be the end
of everything
640
00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:48,859
So why don't we go
641
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:57,284
Somewhere only we know?
642
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:05,084
Somewhere only we know?
643
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,841
I'll never say good-bye to you.
644
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,974
Yeah.
Hi.
645
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,559
Hey!
646
00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,519
No crying. No crying.
647
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,938
We love you.
We back. We back.
648
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,648
We back.
Yeah!
649
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,668
I don't know why I'm frightened
650
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,506
I know my way around here
651
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,635
The cardboard trees
652
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,971
The painted seas
653
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:03,225
The sound here
654
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:07,146
Yes, a world to rediscover
655
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:12,151
But I'm not in any hurry
656
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:20,618
And I need a moment
657
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:25,706
The whispered conversations
658
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:31,796
In overcrowded hallways
659
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,215
The atmosphere
660
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,759
Is thrilling here
661
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:40,638
As always
662
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:44,892
Feel the early morning madness
663
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:48,437
Feel the magic in the making
664
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,357
Why
665
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,150
Everything's as if
666
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:59,782
We never said good-bye
667
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:05,329
I've spent so many mornings
668
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:09,500
Just trying to resist you
669
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,669
I'm trembling now
670
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:17,967
You can't know how
I've missed you
671
00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:21,762
Missed the fairy-tale
adventure
672
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:26,809
In this ever-spinning playground
673
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:34,233
We were young together
674
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,445
I'm coming out of makeup
675
00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:44,034
The lights already burning
676
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,412
Not long until
677
00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:51,959
The cameras will start turning
678
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:56,213
And the early morning madness
679
00:36:56,298 --> 00:37:00,134
And the magic in the making
680
00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:03,220
Yes, everything's as if
681
00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:08,142
We never said good-bye
682
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,604
I don't want to be alone
683
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:15,065
That's all in the past
684
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:19,737
This world's waited long enough
685
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:26,702
I've come home at last
686
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:30,623
And this time will be bigger
687
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:35,794
And brighter than we knew it
688
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:38,255
So watch me fly
689
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:43,844
We all know I can do it
690
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:47,598
Could I stop my hands from shaking?
691
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:51,518
Has there ever been a moment
692
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,315
With so much to
693
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:58,150
Live for?
694
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,448
The
695
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,409
Whispered conversations
696
00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:14,208
In overcrowded hallways
697
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,835
So much to say
698
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,505
Not just today
699
00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:23,467
But always
700
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:28,389
We'll have early morning madness
701
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:32,726
We'll have magic in the making
702
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,771
Yes, everything's as if
703
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:42,486
We never said good-bye
704
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,155
Y es
705
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,616
Everything's as if
706
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:51,412
We never said
707
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:58,919
Good-bye
708
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,839
We taught the world
709
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,842
New ways to
710
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:13,058
Dream
711
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,414
Hey, Lucy.
712
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,500
What did you just call me?
713
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,669
Well, that certainly got your attention.
714
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,797
Can we speak privately?
715
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,969
Oh, you may wanna have a seat.
716
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:51,513
Yeah.
717
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,312
My dad's college roommate
was G. Gordon Liddy.
718
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,440
And he taught my pop a valuable lesson.
719
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,568
He said the key to any campaign
is digging up dirt on your opponent.
720
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,653
So I did a little digging.
721
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,532
Dude, my permanent record
has three volumes.
722
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,202
I don't remember doing half this stuff.
723
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,624
- Jackpot.
- You moved to Lima
after eighth grade, right?
724
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,959
I transferred from Fairbrook.
That's not a secret.
725
00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,462
Well, you must've had
a pretty lousy attendance record,
726
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,464
because I called Fairbrook Middle School,
727
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,800
and they didn't have a record
of anyone named Fabray.
728
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,052
Which makes sense,
as you actually lived...
729
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,638
in an unincorporated part
of Fairbrook Township,
730
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:36,725
which would've meant
you would have gone to
Belleville Middle School, not Fairbrook.
731
00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:38,477
So I took a little field trip.
732
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:40,229
- You didn't.
- I did.
733
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:43,649
And they didn't have a record
of anyone named Quinn Fabray either.
734
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:46,777
They did, however,
have someone named Lucy Fabray.
735
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,863
Lucy Q. Fabray, to be exact.
736
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,448
And she looked like this.
737
00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,575
You can kind of see the resemblance...
738
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,954
if you look past the nose job
and subtract 70 pounds.
739
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,205
Stop, okay?
740
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,584
That's me.
741
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,796
My middle name is Quinn.
742
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,550
I stopped going by Lucy because kids
made up a mean nickname.
743
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,760
Juicy Lucy?
744
00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:14,721
Lucy Caboosey.
745
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,183
I hated the way I looked.
746
00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:23,230
I had zits. I was chubby.
747
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,691
Felt terrible about myself.
748
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,737
I didn't have friends.
Nobody would talk to me.
749
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:35,325
I was the only kid at school
who had to dissect their own frog...
750
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,452
because nobody
would be my lab partner.
751
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:44,334
And then I joined ballet,
lost a little bit of weight,
752
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:49,256
found out I was athletic,
joined gymnastics, then cheerleading.
753
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,717
Went on Proactiv for my acne.
754
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:55,137
And when my dad got transferred
and got a raise,
755
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,806
I asked him if I could get a nose job.
756
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,602
And he said yes.
757
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,938
Then I asked them to call me Quinn.
758
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,358
So you hate yourself.
759
00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,570
No, I love myself,
and that's why I did all those things.
760
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:16,909
I've been that girl,
and I'm never going back.
761
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,786
I was a miserable little girl.
762
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,122
And now I'm gonna be prom queen.
763
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,375
Yeah. See, I wouldn't be
so sure about that.
764
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,671
You think everyone's gonna vote for you
because they wanna be like you.
765
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,216
Well, I don't know
if they're gonna wanna be like you...
766
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,760
when they find out
that you're a complete fraud.
767
00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:36,511
What are you gonna do?
768
00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:38,639
If I were you, I'd check the bulletin boards.
769
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:07,167
Why did you bring me here?
Is there a sale at Claire's?
770
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,503
I brought you here
to knock some sense into you.
771
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,588
You won't listen to me.
You won't listen to Finn.
772
00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:13,507
But you will listen to Barbra Streisand.
773
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,760
Thanks, Puck.
I'll take it from here. Nice effort.
774
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,720
But only I can lead this Barbra-vention.
775
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,931
Is she here?
This is a mall in Ohio.
776
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,850
Look, Rachel, here's the deal.
Do you want to disappoint her?
777
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,644
Who?
Barbra.
778
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,980
Of course not, Kurt. She's my idol.
779
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:30,607
If you get a nose job,
then you'll be spitting on her legacy.
780
00:43:30,692 --> 00:43:33,277
Barbra refused to believe
that beauty could only be defined...
781
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,779
by the blonde, chiseled faces
of Hitchcock's beauties.
782
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,781
So she redefined what beauty was...
783
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:39,825
and became the biggest
female star in the world.
784
00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:42,953
But what if I can't be like her?
Isn't she one in a billion?
785
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,705
So are you, Rachel.
786
00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:48,875
And if you let one
misguided societal pressure
make you change the way you look,
787
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,877
then you won't
just be letting Barbra down.
788
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,587
You'll be letting down
all the little girls...
789
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:55,465
who are gonna look
at your beautiful face one day
and see themselves.
790
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,509
You'll be taking away
their inspiration too.
791
00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:00,387
I thought you'd be hesitant,
which is why I brought you here.
792
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:04,099
Perhaps if my words
don't inspire you, a song will.
793
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,726
- Go.
794
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,900
What are you doing?
795
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:34,046
- Barbra Streisand.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
796
00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:37,841
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
797
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:41,720
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
798
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,431
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
799
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,141
Barbra Streisand.
800
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:56,568
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
801
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:59,446
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
802
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:04,201
- Barbra Streisand.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
803
00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:11,583
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
804
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,294
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
805
00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:17,339
Yeah!
806
00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,894
Barbra Streisand.
807
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,897
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
808
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:37,818
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
809
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:41,405
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
810
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,157
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
811
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,951
Barbra Streisand.
812
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,954
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
813
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:52,666
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
814
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:56,795
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
815
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,381
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
816
00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:00,924
Barbra Streisand.
817
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,511
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
818
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,889
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
819
00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:12,102
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
820
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:15,397
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
821
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:32,831
-
822
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:47,721
Okay.
823
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,891
So... nice and clean.
824
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,894
I'm afraid we're out of time.
825
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,896
What do you mean? I just sat down.
826
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,648
Well, the therapeutic hour
is 50 minutes,
827
00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,526
and you just spent 48 of them
disinfecting the chair.
828
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:06,615
It's clear you have
a fairly severe case...
829
00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,867
of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
830
00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:11,286
Really?
831
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,163
O.C. D. Is very treatable.
832
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:16,041
A combination of medication
and behavioral therapy...
833
00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:20,962
will give you some relief
from those feelings
of panic that you might feel...
834
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,090
if, say, you think you forgot
to unplug the curling iron.
835
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,843
Oh, God, I think I forgot
to unplug the curling iron.
836
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:31,890
There's a stigma in this country
about mental illness.
837
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:37,062
I mean, depression,
anxiety, O.C. D., bipolar...
838
00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,647
They're hard to diagnose,
839
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:42,150
so people don't always appreciate
that they're serious problems.
840
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:43,568
But they are.
841
00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,364
Yeah. Um...
842
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,574
I don't know.
843
00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:54,329
I'm not sure I wanna lay on a couch
and tell some stranger all of my secrets.
844
00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,123
And I don't want to start popping pills...
845
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:00,502
just so I can turn into someone
that other people want me to be.
846
00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:04,631
This is how I am.
847
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,841
This is who I'm supposed to be.
848
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:10,679
Your illness is not
who you're supposed to be.
849
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:14,432
It's keeping you
from who you're supposed to be.
850
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:20,230
Look, you're
a guidance counselor, right?
851
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:23,733
So if a student came to you
and said they had diabetes,
852
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:26,319
would you give them insulin...
853
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:29,906
or would you say,
"Hey, that's just
who you're supposed to be"?
854
00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:32,867
I...
855
00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,329
I just feel, um...
856
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:41,585
I feel so ashamed.
857
00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:43,378
Right.
858
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,338
Well, you're not alone.
859
00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,592
After my daughter was born,
860
00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:52,887
I had a severe case
of postpartum depression.
861
00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:56,266
I would look down
at this beautiful baby girl...
862
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,643
like she wasn't even mine.
863
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,856
Like all the color
just came out of the world.
864
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:08,695
But you know when the moment was
that I started to feel
just a little bit better?
865
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,074
When I admitted
that I needed some help.
866
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,494
Well, that's what I'm here for.
867
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,497
Can I tell you something, Emma?
868
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:21,499
You're gonna feel better.
869
00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,585
I promise.
870
00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:26,755
I'm gonna give you an S.S.R. I.
871
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,716
Start with a low dosage.
872
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:33,720
And that'll help you
hold on to the serotonin
that your brain naturally makes anyway.
873
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,889
And I'd like to see you
in about a week.
874
00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,147
Hey.
875
00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:46,858
Well, it's over.
What?
876
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:50,695
My campaign.
I'll never get elected prom queen now.
877
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,448
Can I show you something?
878
00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,245
It's my girlfriend.
879
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,750
I used to have another photo,
but I like this one better.
880
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:06,211
Why?
881
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,297
She looks terrible.
You think so?
882
00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:10,757
Mm-hmm.
883
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,718
'Cause I think it's the first one
where you can really see her.
884
00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:24,562
Thank you.
885
00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,774
See you in Glee rehearsal, okay?
886
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,694
She's like an inspiration.
887
00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,862
One of us. One who overcame.
888
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:35,115
I always thought she was
just some kind of stuck-up bitch,
889
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:38,034
but she's really
one of the people.
Yeah, totally.
890
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:39,536
Yeah.
891
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,955
Holy crap. It's her.
Totally.
892
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,499
You have our votes, Lucy.
Totally.
893
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:48,002
Thanks. I'll try not to let you down.
894
00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:53,007
This just in. Jacob Ben Israel's
queen poll has you up by 40%.
895
00:50:55,469 --> 00:51:00,056
I... suppose I had that result coming.
896
00:51:00,141 --> 00:51:04,978
It's not cool what I did to you,
and I apologize.
897
00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,773
I respect you.
898
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,611
I had to get a nose job
and go on a crazy diet...
899
00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,488
to walk around this school
like I owned it.
900
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,157
And you just do it.
901
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,912
Well, I have to admit,
902
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:25,248
I have considered going blonde.
903
00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:27,709
I'm not so sure.
904
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,544
Red maybe.
905
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:31,671
Oh, that's a great idea.
906
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,506
Red.
907
00:51:35,468 --> 00:51:37,135
Hey.
908
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:39,345
Do you like my shirt for Glee Club?
909
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,848
That's perfect.
910
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,433
Check out mine.
911
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,394
What? This is perfect.
912
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,731
Legend has it that when
I came out of my mother,
I told the nurse she was fat.
913
00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,775
Well,
914
00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:54,110
I made a different one for you.
915
00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:57,864
I'm Hispanic.
916
00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:01,785
Wait. Was that supposed
to be "lesbian"?
Yeah. Isn't that what it says?
917
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:04,746
When you told me
all that stuff the other week,
it meant so much to me...
918
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,498
to see you be so honest.
919
00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:08,583
Especially 'cause
I know how bad it hurt.
920
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:11,377
I was so proud of you.
Well, don't get used to it.
921
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,963
And certainly don't even
think about telling anyone.
922
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:17,050
Why not? You're, like,
the most awesomest girl
at this school.
923
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,427
Why would you try
to hide any of that?
I'm dating Karofksy now.
924
00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:22,680
That's gross.
You don't get a say
in who I date anymore.
925
00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,474
Why not?
Because I'm dating somebody?
926
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:26,726
Because you're Lebanese
and I think I'm bi-curious?
927
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:30,146
No. Because I said I love you.
928
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,774
You didn't say you love me back.
I do love you.
929
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,943
Clearly, you don't love you
as much as I do...
930
00:52:35,027 --> 00:52:37,028
or you'd put the shirt on
and you would dance with me.
931
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:08,643
In two guesses.
932
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:11,437
All right, guys. Listen up.
933
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,481
You all did really good this week.
934
00:53:13,566 --> 00:53:17,485
It was tough,
but I think we came closer
as a team, and I'm proud of you.
935
00:53:17,570 --> 00:53:21,573
And now I'd like to be the first one
to show off my custom T-shirt,
936
00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:24,742
revealing something
I was self-conscious about in the past,
937
00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:27,036
something I was born with...
938
00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:30,498
and something I've come to accept
about myself this past week.
939
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:32,834
So, drumroll, Finn.
940
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:37,380
- Ho!
941
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,632
I like your chin, Mr. Schue.
942
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,551
I would've went
with "Tears Up A Lot."
943
00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:44,554
Is everyone here?
Not everyone.
944
00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:47,015
I wanted to thank you guys
for my Barbra-vention.
945
00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,392
And I have an announcement to make.
946
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:52,437
I went to my doctor and...
947
00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:54,564
I canceled my appointment.
948
00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:59,694
And then I went home
and I made... this.
949
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,195
Whoa!
950
00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:05,158
Unfortunately,
I can't join in on today's dance number.
951
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:08,494
My doctor said I have to stay away from
vigorous choreography while my nose heals.
952
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,371
So thanks for being patient.
953
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:13,166
And, Finn, next time
watch out for the schnoz.
954
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,336
Where's Santana?
955
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:19,255
Probably off somewhere
making out with Karofksy.
956
00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:22,717
Well, he can have her.
Hit it!
957
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,845
It doesn't matter if you love him...
958
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,222
or capital H-l-M.
959
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:32,727
Just put your paws up.
960
00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:35,730
'Cause you were born this way, baby.
961
00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:49,410
My mama told me
when I was young
962
00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:52,372
We're all born superstars
963
00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:57,377
She rolled my hair
and put my lipstick on
964
00:54:57,461 --> 00:54:59,420
In the glass of her boudoir
965
00:55:01,256 --> 00:55:04,717
There's nothing wrong
with loving who you are
966
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,053
She said 'cause he
made you perfect, babe
967
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:12,558
So hold your head up, girl,
and you'll go far
968
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,937
Listen to me when I say
969
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:18,022
I'm beautiful in my way
970
00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:20,108
'Cause God makes no mistakes
971
00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:23,778
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
972
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:25,697
Don't hide yourself in regret
973
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:27,907
Just love yourself and you're set
974
00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:31,911
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
975
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,458
Don't be a drag
Just be a queen
976
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:39,836
Whether you're broke
or evergreen
977
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,796
You're black, white,
beige, chola descent
978
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,673
You're Lebanese
You're Orient
979
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:47,510
Whether life's disabilities
left you outcast, bullied or teased
980
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,971
Rejoice and love yourself today
981
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,514
'Cause, baby,
you were born this way
982
00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:54,684
No matter black, white or beige,
chola or Orient-made
983
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:58,688
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave
984
00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:02,567
I'm beautiful in my way
'cause God makes no mistakes
985
00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:06,904
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
986
00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:08,656
Don't hide yourself in regret
987
00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,783
Just love yourself and you're set
988
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:14,037
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
989
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:16,706
Born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way
990
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,374
- Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was
991
00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:22,462
- Baby, I was born this way
- Baby, I was born this way
992
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:24,464
Ooh, there ain't
no other way
993
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,799
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was
994
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,969
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
995
00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:31,721
I was born this way, hey
996
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,389
I was born this way, hey
997
00:56:33,474 --> 00:56:37,643
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey
998
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,314
I was born this way, hey
999
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:45,818
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey
1000
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,362
You guys should record this one!
1001
00:56:48,447 --> 00:56:49,655
Yeah!
1002
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:37,620
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