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Previously on
"Legends of Tomorrow"...
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That's my mom.
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There's no loophole
where I can save my family
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and not screw up history.
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I'm so sorry, Z.
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What the hell is going on here?
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This is my dad, Hank.
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Hello, John.
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The knuckle bones
of a martyred saint...
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They act as a divining rod,
able to detect the presence
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of beings not belonging
to our world.
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Where'd the unicorn go?
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I sent that bastard
straight to hell, didn't I?
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You need to be a part of a team.
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No, I would rather
bloody top myself
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than move in with you lot.
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People around me
get killed or far worse.
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Oh, bollocks.
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How's our magical
upgrade going, Ray?
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Almost done, I think.
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Though the they never covered
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how to interface
time seismographs
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and enchanted bones
in the Ivy U PhD program.
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Well, that should do it.
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My peers would say that science
and magic don't mix,
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but to them, I'd ask, "Have you
seen 'The Fifth Element'?"
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Right?
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Ivy U sounds like
a real party school.
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Oh, I hope this works.
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We need a way to pinpoint
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magical threats on the timeline.
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I mean, who knows what kind
of creatures are out there
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wreaking havoc on history?
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Like, uh, vampires.
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Gremlins.
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Aswangs.
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Cannibalistic Filipino
were-beasts
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with proboscis-like tongues.
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I've been doing some research
just in case.
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I thought that's why
we had Constantine.
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Yeah, about that.
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Constantine is...
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Tired, hungover,
and in need of a stiff one.
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Dealer's choice as to what
that's a euphemism for.
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He's here.
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Yeah, you know, I meant what
I said about joining you lot,
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but then I pictured that
same lot squaring off against
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some of the manky buggers
that I've come up against,
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and I thought,
"Yeah, you know what?
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You're right. You're all bloody
doomed without me."
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One aswang will take you down
without breaking a sweat.
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Ha ha!
New legend alert.
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I better go update
the chore wheel.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hang on, sunshine.
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I'm not a bloody legend.
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I'm merely offering my services
as a consultant,
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and as such,
I have some stipulations.
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I don't do silly costumes,
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I expect full benefits,
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and I require no less
than two weeks paid vacation.
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- Vacation?
- Paid?
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Hey, it worked.
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Will you look at that?
We already got a...
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Do we have a special name
for these magical fugitives?
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Well, I was thinking,
since they're mysteries
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involving mythical beings,
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we could go with myth-teries.
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Fugitives it is.
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What's it say?
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Salem, Massachusetts, 1692.
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First day on the job,
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and you're taking me
to the bloody witch trials.
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Well, I hope you're
feeling morally superior
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because we are getting
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our Puritan purit-on.
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That was too much, right?
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I'm telling you, your machine
is clearly buggered.
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There's nothing magical
about Puritan New England.
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I know. I was there, but it
could all be different now.
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Oh, come on.
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If a creature landed there,
why would it idle
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in the absolute worst
possible place for magic?
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The people of Salem
are paranoid and petty,
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and, besides,
every magical creature knows
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that if you want to get weird,
you go to New York.
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Then we need to find it
before it flees.
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All right, well, I agreed
to help you save history,
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not take part in your little
role-playing adventures.
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Call me if you find anything.
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If he's staying, I'm staying.
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Besides, no fun
in Puritan times.
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The Church banned
burning people at the stake.
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Well, they didn't
actually burn people.
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That was the Middle Ages.
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The Puritans used the gallows,
but, yeah, sure, stay.
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You know, I actually miss
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having someone
Nate-splain history to us.
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Me too.
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Speaking of which,
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I wonder how Operation
Dinner with Dad is going.
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Thanks.
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Good steak.
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So, um, what are you doing
for work these days?
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Little bit of this.
Little bit of that.
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You?
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Same old, same old.
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Sir, your credit card
was declined.
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I, uh...
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I must have given you the...
wrong one.
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There you go.
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And this one expired in 1953.
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Then I don't know
why I still carry it.
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Uh...
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Do you accept
Athenian tetradrachm?
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Notgeld?
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Nathaniel, I've got this.
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Guess the deductive historical
reconstruction business...
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Little slow this time of year.
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Yeah, and I see
it's still paying off
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to be a Beltway Bandit.
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Really, Nathaniel, that's how
you want to end this?
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After we connect
over a nice dinner.
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Have we?
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All you've talked about
is the steak.
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What the hell else
am I supposed to talk about
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if you'd rather just sit there
and silently judge me?
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Oh, like you're not
doing the same thing.
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Of course I was, Nathaniel.
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I put you through grad school
to what?
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To... to collect rare currency?
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Maybe I should follow
your example, right?
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Make a fortune
wasting taxpayers' cash
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on some secret
government projects
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that you can't even explain?
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It puts food on your plate.
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How's that for an explanation?
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I don't need your money.
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Matter of fact...
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I don't need any of this.
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Of course.
Running away again, huh?
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I'll see you in another
two years.
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I forgot my leftovers.
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Nathaniel.
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Good morrow.
Good morrow.
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Not the friendliest bunch.
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Look, tone it down, Ray.
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This isn't a fun time period.
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These hats say otherwise.
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Just try not to stand out.
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Salem wasn't exactly
welcoming of outsiders.
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Oh, just like
every other time in history.
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They're just worse at hiding it.
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Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
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Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
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Witch!
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Wife of Satan,
confess your sins.
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Tell now what saw thee
for grounds of accusation?
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I saw her, Reverend Parsons,
dancing in the woods
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bare as the day she was born.
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Jane Hawthorne, what say you
to this accusation?
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I have done no harm.
I swear it.
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But this man says he bore
witness to your witchcraft.
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She has lain with the Devil.
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I would never,
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not with the Devil nor with any
man since my husband's passing,
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much to your frustration,
good sir.
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Goody Hawthorne,
you are hereby under arrest
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and accused of witchcraft.
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Your trial will commence
on the morrow,
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and if thou be convicted,
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we will purge your kind
from our community.
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You cannot do this!
My daughter needs me!
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Prudence!
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Mother.
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Have mercy, please.
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Witch!
Witch! Witch! Witch!
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Witch! Witch! Witch!
Witch! Witch!
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Well, there are definitely
monsters in Salem,
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just not the magical kind.
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Witch!
Witch! Witch!
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Crows, that's ominous.
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Despite the gothic association,
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the American crow
is actually a very...
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Never mind.
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The witch... she commands them!
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Remove her from here at once!
Go! Go!
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Couldn't have been her,
could it?
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Whatever it is,
looks like we were right.
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There is magic in Salem.
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All right, let's give this
thing a whirl, shall we?
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Gideon, do us a favor and mix
us up some ingredients
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so I can restock the old
apothecary, will you?
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Out of my way.
I need some mustard.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll be
just a minute, mate.
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Now, be a doll, Gideon,
and mix together
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a pinch of possum's tail with
three ounces of frogs' testes.
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Open the door!
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I need to take a leak!
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Ah! What's that smell?
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Spellbook, bound in human skin.
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It gets a bit rank
if you don't soak it in water.
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Get out of my chair, you weasel.
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I'm watching the football.
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The game's on already, mate.
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You want a Marmite crumpet?
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What'd you call me?
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You know, you need to simmer
down a little bit, sweetheart.
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You see, I don't like
to share my space
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any more than you,
but, uh, here we are.
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And why are you here?
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Hey, sorry to break up
the bonding session,
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but we found our fugitive,
and we think it's a real witch.
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Well, a real witch
must be off her trolley
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to hang around here.
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Well, we just saw a woman
command a murder of crows,
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and now I know
why they call it that.
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Well, Jane was bound, gagged,
and taken away.
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Those birds were just
protecting her from that mob.
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I say more power to them.
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And I agree with you, in theory,
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but we still have
to remove that power.
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Gideon, what do you have
on Jane Hawthorne?
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On October 29, 1692,
Jane Hawthorne's execution
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was at the center
of what came to be known
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as The Burning of Salem.
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"On the day she hung,
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"all of the people of Salem
spontaneously combusted.
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The whole town was set ablaze."
Sounds like my kind of woman.
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Well, the incident was enough
to convince the public
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that witches were real.
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Whatever it is,
Jane's at the center of it.
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Well, now, hang on a minute.
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You said that she was gagged.
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Yeah.
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Did any of you actually
hear her cast a spell?
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You see, spells are
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a verbal game, mateys.
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Was there anyone else there,
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someone who would want
to protect Jane?
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- Prudence.
- Her daughter.
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Ah, a malevolent demon has
attached itself to the child,
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and the mother is being blamed.
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I've seen it
a million times over.
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Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
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Let's get to it, shall we?
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Well, look who started to care.
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Uh, but I am not
wearing a costume.
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I'll see you later, big man.
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Gary?
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Is that you?
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Did you sleepwalk to work again?
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- Whoa, whoa!
- Oh, my God!
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What is wrong with you?
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Nate? What the hell
are you doing here?
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And why aren't you
wearing pants?
257
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I can explain.
258
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:09,060
And thank you for not
mentioning the shower cap.
259
00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:10,430
Pretend I did.
260
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,100
Coconut oil
makes my hair more buoyant.
261
00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,230
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
262
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,390
I should try that.
263
00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:16,600
And, uh, the pants situation?
264
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:20,320
Well, I decided
to extend my trip to 2018,
265
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:23,500
and I may possibly be living
a little bit at the Bureau.
266
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,160
You couldn't spring for a hotel?
267
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,000
Well, here's a fun fact
about staying in the present...
268
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,780
It costs money, and as a legend,
269
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:33,580
your salary is the friendships
you make along the way.
270
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,960
- Got ya.
- Yeah.
271
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:38,170
And you? I know
you love paperwork, but...
272
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,250
Oh, yes,
I'm presenting my budget
273
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,420
to the Department of Defense
tomorrow.
274
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,010
Rip was always good
at schmoozing the bigwigs.
275
00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,520
It was never really my thing.
276
00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:47,590
And now, with this whole
magic initiative,
277
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,190
we're gonna need
even more money.
278
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,010
I can help.
I'm great at schmoozing.
279
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,930
Hmm? Oh, uh, no...
No, thank you.
280
00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,480
What?
Why not?
281
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,640
I need a place to stay.
You need a wingman.
282
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,570
It'll be fun,
and we can hang out.
283
00:11:58,650 --> 00:11:59,980
We'll get into adventures.
284
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,820
Okay, okay, you know what?
Let's do it.
285
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,530
Just put some pants on.
286
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,160
Hey...
287
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,460
you just got schmoozed.
288
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:20,330
- There she is.
- She doesn't have anyone.
289
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,730
All right, let's move.
290
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,880
Why dost thou follow me?
291
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,380
Hi, Prudence.
We're just here to help.
292
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,940
You're strangers.
I have no need of your aid.
293
00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,850
Now be gone with haste.
294
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,060
John.
295
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:22,610
What magic is this?
296
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:23,900
Look, it's gonna be okay.
297
00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:28,610
Agent of the damned,
298
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:31,280
show yourself,
you fetid creature.
299
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,200
Show yourself, you cursed beast.
300
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,120
Reveal your hideous form!
301
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,800
Hello.
302
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,960
What in the Disney hell is this?
303
00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:51,805
You got to be kidding me.
That's your monster?
304
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,475
Monster?
305
00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:56,055
Why, I am nothing of the sort.
306
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,685
I am a fairy godmother,
307
00:13:58,765 --> 00:14:01,445
and I mean only
to make dreams come true,
308
00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:04,445
because a dream
is a wish your heart...
309
00:14:04,525 --> 00:14:06,355
Don't say another word.
310
00:14:06,435 --> 00:14:08,115
Constantine, please tell me
you have something for this.
311
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,125
Um, this is, uh, new.
312
00:14:10,195 --> 00:14:12,785
Prudence, this
is your fairy godmother?
313
00:14:12,795 --> 00:14:14,705
It is.
She protects me.
314
00:14:14,775 --> 00:14:15,955
By hurting other people.
315
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:17,625
Not at all.
316
00:14:17,695 --> 00:14:19,835
I only want to help
little Prudence,
317
00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,455
for, you see...
318
00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:25,295
There are times
the world is scary...
319
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:28,635
times the world is bad...
320
00:14:28,715 --> 00:14:32,925
But when
your godmother's a fairy...
321
00:14:38,395 --> 00:14:40,395
Is that music?
322
00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:58,415
Shut up!
323
00:14:58,485 --> 00:15:00,175
I didn't want her
to stop singing.
324
00:15:00,245 --> 00:15:02,745
Oh, to hell with this.
325
00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:05,165
Oh, my, you don't want
to do that.
326
00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:06,665
And why wouldn't we?
327
00:15:06,675 --> 00:15:09,635
Because Prudence and I
share a bond.
328
00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:13,135
If you send me to hell,
she goes right down with me.
329
00:15:13,215 --> 00:15:15,925
These people want
to send us to hell.
330
00:15:16,005 --> 00:15:18,185
You don't want to go to hell,
do you, deary?
331
00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:19,725
No.
332
00:15:19,805 --> 00:15:22,615
Would you like me
to make them go away?
333
00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:26,025
As you wish.
334
00:15:34,115 --> 00:15:35,795
Prudence, you don't need her.
335
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,745
Okay, you can stop singing now.
336
00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:52,395
Prudence,
you don't have to do this.
337
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:58,395
We're here to save your mother.
338
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:02,395
Godmother, wait.
339
00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,725
Release them.
340
00:16:04,735 --> 00:16:07,025
As you wish.
341
00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:15,495
But I'm at your call
when you need me.
342
00:16:18,405 --> 00:16:22,045
You got to admit, though,
that... that was a catchy tune.
343
00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:24,535
Where am I?
344
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:27,425
Someplace safe,
just until we can get you home.
345
00:16:27,505 --> 00:16:30,925
I've seen many wonders
these past days.
346
00:16:30,935 --> 00:16:32,755
And I believe you,
like Godmother,
347
00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:35,635
were sent by the Lord...
The answer to our prayers.
348
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,605
Here...
349
00:16:37,675 --> 00:16:39,605
it's a doughnut.
350
00:16:40,775 --> 00:16:43,895
I la-la-love you.
351
00:16:43,965 --> 00:16:45,695
Many wonders indeed.
352
00:16:47,635 --> 00:16:49,685
All right, guys.
353
00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,275
Remember the three Cs
of pitching...
354
00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:53,695
Confidence, charisma...
355
00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:57,115
Oh, crap. That's my dad.
Wait a second.
356
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,335
That's your dad?
Yeah.
357
00:16:59,405 --> 00:17:00,795
This must be one of his secret
government projects
358
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:02,125
he could never tell me about.
359
00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:03,535
I can't go in there, Ava.
360
00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:04,965
I will make this worse.
361
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,035
Come on, Nate, you're family.
362
00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:07,795
How bad could it be?
363
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:09,955
Oh, last time I saw him,
I insulted his life's work
364
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,475
and literally said,
"I don't need your money."
365
00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:14,425
Oh, okay, that's bad.
366
00:17:14,495 --> 00:17:15,925
Mm-hmm.
367
00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,475
Look, I cannot do this alone.
368
00:17:17,555 --> 00:17:19,805
- You don't have to.
- Thank you.
369
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,635
Gary, you know my part
of the pitch, right?
370
00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:23,315
Okay, okay, maybe
I can do this alone.
371
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:24,805
No, look at this guy.
372
00:17:24,885 --> 00:17:26,225
He's got confidence.
He's got charisma.
373
00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:27,655
He's got...
Crap.
374
00:17:27,725 --> 00:17:29,825
I got my arm stuck
in the poster tube.
375
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,235
Listen, Ava,
I know my dad, okay?
376
00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,575
You're not gonna want to go
in there without backup.
377
00:17:36,995 --> 00:17:39,075
Fine, Gary, you're in.
378
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,945
All right, Director Sharpe.
379
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:45,255
Let's give 'em the old
ham and eggs.
380
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:50,455
Damn it.
381
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,455
The godmother
was telling the truth.
382
00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:53,835
We can't send her to hell
383
00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:55,255
without sending Prudence
down with her.
384
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,965
Bloody fairy godmothers...
385
00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:59,805
They're like parasites
who feed off their hosts.
386
00:17:59,815 --> 00:18:01,855
Their magic... it only works
at the whim of their charge.
387
00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:04,685
The girl will have
to reject the godmother.
388
00:18:04,765 --> 00:18:06,595
Who's going to give up
that kind of power,
389
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:09,265
especially in her situation?
390
00:18:09,345 --> 00:18:12,145
We just have to give her
what she wants.
391
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,645
If we save her mom,
she won't need the godmother.
392
00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:16,695
Z, we can't.
393
00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:18,615
I checked the historical record.
394
00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:20,985
Jane Hawthorne
was executed as a witch.
395
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:23,365
That was canon
before the fairy godmother
396
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,615
affected the timeline.
397
00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:26,115
We can't change that.
398
00:18:26,195 --> 00:18:28,875
So we're just gonna
let them do it?
399
00:18:28,885 --> 00:18:32,495
Sara, this is exactly what
it's like where I'm from...
400
00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:34,215
The tribalism, scapegoating,
401
00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:36,505
persecuting someone
just because they're different,
402
00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:39,395
while other people just
stand by and do nothing.
403
00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:41,215
I don't want it to go down
like this either, Z.
404
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,015
I'm sorry,
but we don't have a choice.
405
00:18:43,085 --> 00:18:45,225
Look, I promised her
that I would help her.
406
00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,685
Well, you made a promise
that we can't keep.
407
00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:50,895
The priority here is separating
Prudence from her godmother.
408
00:18:50,905 --> 00:18:52,575
That's how we're gonna
save more lives.
409
00:18:52,645 --> 00:18:53,985
So, in the meantime,
410
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,575
we just let her think
we're saving her mom?
411
00:18:57,225 --> 00:18:59,325
Great.
412
00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:13,795
I'm here to save you, Jane.
413
00:19:13,805 --> 00:19:16,085
- Who art thee?
- We need to go now.
414
00:19:16,165 --> 00:19:18,425
No.
415
00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:20,435
Look, I get that you're scared,
416
00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:21,595
but I can protect you.
417
00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:23,265
You need to trust me.
418
00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:24,555
Come, please.
419
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:27,425
I believe you mean well...
420
00:19:27,445 --> 00:19:28,845
but I cannot go.
421
00:19:28,925 --> 00:19:30,685
These people are insane.
422
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,275
They're gonna kill you
no matter what.
423
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:33,695
They are afraid,
424
00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:35,945
and fear brings out
the worst in all of us.
425
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:38,945
Therefore,
I must forgive them...
426
00:19:38,955 --> 00:19:41,195
for they know not what they do.
427
00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:43,125
Well, at least
one of you Puritans
428
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:44,625
gets the point of that book.
429
00:19:44,695 --> 00:19:45,945
If I disappear now,
430
00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:49,955
others will pay
for my cowardice,
431
00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:52,915
and I will not allow
innocents to suffer.
432
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:57,045
What about your daughter's
suffering, her powers?
433
00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:59,795
Think about how your actions
are going to affect her.
434
00:19:59,805 --> 00:20:03,045
She is the only one
of whom I think.
435
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,465
I made her swear to me
436
00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:08,225
that she would never
use her power henceforth.
437
00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:10,725
As long as she heeds my command,
438
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,475
my Prudence will live.
439
00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:15,985
But what kind of life
is it gonna be...
440
00:20:16,065 --> 00:20:20,365
where you died
and she couldn't protect you?
441
00:20:21,745 --> 00:20:25,945
That guilt is gonna follow her
her whole life.
442
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:30,075
She'll end up mad at herself
and mad at the world.
443
00:20:34,325 --> 00:20:37,165
Please, we have to go.
444
00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:46,425
My daughter is strong.
445
00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:48,925
In time, with God's love,
446
00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:51,635
she will let go
of these burdens.
447
00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:53,975
Jane, don't do this, please.
448
00:20:54,055 --> 00:20:56,105
It came from the jail.
It must be the witch.
449
00:20:56,175 --> 00:20:57,935
Thou must go with haste.
450
00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:06,235
You shall not flee
your punishment, witch.
451
00:21:06,315 --> 00:21:07,785
Your trial awaits.
452
00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:13,365
It's useless, piece of...
453
00:21:19,385 --> 00:21:23,375
I know you're there,
you old bat.
454
00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:26,295
Why don't you show yourself, eh?
455
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,055
We'll have ourselves
a little chat.
456
00:21:29,065 --> 00:21:32,895
A simple please and thank-you
would do, my pet.
457
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:35,305
Although it has
been quite amusing
458
00:21:35,385 --> 00:21:37,235
watching you prattle on.
459
00:21:37,315 --> 00:21:39,565
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, Granny.
460
00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:41,065
You've had your fun,
461
00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:43,075
and now it's time to let go
of dear Prudence
462
00:21:43,155 --> 00:21:45,235
and be on your merry way.
463
00:21:45,245 --> 00:21:49,075
All I want is to make
the world a happier place.
464
00:21:49,155 --> 00:21:51,365
You got her mother thrown
in the bloody clink.
465
00:21:51,445 --> 00:21:53,575
And what about that bloke
who had his eyes
466
00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:55,075
pecked out of his skull, eh?
467
00:21:55,085 --> 00:21:56,665
That man was a liar.
468
00:21:56,735 --> 00:21:58,705
They are all liars,
469
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:02,085
and simple-minded pests like
that must be taught a lesson.
470
00:22:02,095 --> 00:22:04,425
Oh, "pests."
471
00:22:04,505 --> 00:22:06,755
Intriguing choice of words.
472
00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:09,505
Before Prudence,
all the girls I helped
473
00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:11,765
were just take, take, take.
474
00:22:11,775 --> 00:22:13,885
"I want a new dress,
Godmother."
475
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,945
"I want to go to the ball,
Godmother."
476
00:22:16,015 --> 00:22:18,055
So I gave, and I gave,
477
00:22:18,135 --> 00:22:19,945
no matter how absurd
the request.
478
00:22:20,025 --> 00:22:23,565
I mean, who would ever choose
to wear glass slippers?
479
00:22:23,645 --> 00:22:24,945
Imagine the blisters!
480
00:22:24,955 --> 00:22:27,445
And what did I get in return?
481
00:22:27,455 --> 00:22:30,405
A thousand years locked away
482
00:22:30,485 --> 00:22:33,905
in a dank
and miserable dimension.
483
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,965
So it was humans
who put you away, eh?
484
00:22:37,035 --> 00:22:41,085
Well, it serves you right,
you bitter old nag.
485
00:22:41,155 --> 00:22:43,545
You don't want Prudence happy.
486
00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:45,295
You want her raging.
487
00:22:45,305 --> 00:22:47,795
That's how you settle the score,
488
00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,135
by using a child's anger
to rain down hellfire
489
00:22:50,145 --> 00:22:51,885
on those poor bastards
out there.
490
00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:54,635
Hellfire, you say?
491
00:22:54,645 --> 00:22:57,515
Not a bad idea.
492
00:22:57,525 --> 00:22:59,395
Ta-ta, my pet.
493
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:03,145
My Prudence will be
needing me soon.
494
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,060
And what situations
495
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,580
require our continued funding,
Director Sharpe?
496
00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:17,150
Sir, do you remember
497
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,990
when dinosaurs took over
downtown Los Angeles?
498
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:22,250
Or when a telepathic gorilla
tried to kill Barack Obama?
499
00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:23,910
You know that I don't.
500
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,490
And that's because
we did our job.
501
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,250
The timeline was
in complete shambles,
502
00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:29,540
but I'm proud to say
that we finally put things
503
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,170
back into its proper place.
504
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,250
So your job is done.
505
00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:35,420
What are all these people
still doing here?
506
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:37,100
See, the timeline
is very fragile.
507
00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:39,420
There's always a threat
of one kind or another.
508
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,980
Now there's magic.
509
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,100
- Magic?
- Yes.
510
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:47,930
You see, last year,
there was a time demon
511
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,440
named "Mollus."
512
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,110
Mallus, but it... it...
We're not gonna...
513
00:23:51,190 --> 00:23:52,520
And in order to kill him,
514
00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:54,230
the legends broke his prison,
515
00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:56,190
which, surprise, surprise,
516
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,400
released an unknown number of
other dangerous magical beings,
517
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,110
all of whom got spat out
across the timeline
518
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,370
and now must be hunted down
and sent to hell.
519
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,120
Did I miss anything?
No, actually.
520
00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:08,040
You know, I've had to oversee
521
00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:11,870
some really far-out projects
in my career,
522
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,750
but I can't in good conscience
have the D.O.D.
523
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,590
pay for a department
that fights fairy tales.
524
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,380
Sir, uh, with all due respect,
525
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,970
you cannot shut us down, please.
526
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,590
The damage that these
supernatural fugitives
527
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,260
can cause is unfathomable.
528
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,260
Director Sharpe, you seem
like a very capable leader.
529
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,060
Now, you say there's magic
out there.
530
00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:31,640
And I say that I need proof.
531
00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:34,100
- Well...
- Here's proof.
532
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:36,780
A unicorn ate my nipple.
533
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:39,730
Right.
534
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:42,960
- Um...
- I'm shutting this place down.
535
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,740
Gary, put it away!
536
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,450
Have you guys seen Z?
537
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,580
With the witch?
538
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:53,510
Prudence isn't a witch.
Not that witches are bad.
539
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,830
Prudence is alone.
I just checked. Gideon.
540
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,510
Miss Tomaz gave me
explicit instructions
541
00:24:57,590 --> 00:24:59,960
not to tell you
that she was leaving the ship.
542
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,300
That can't be good.
543
00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:03,840
Stay with the kid.
Don't piss her off.
544
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,930
Where the hell are you, Z?
545
00:25:07,010 --> 00:25:12,180
And, lo, she called upon
her master to set her free.
546
00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:14,530
And were it not
for these brave men,
547
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,700
she might have succeeded.
548
00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:23,700
And now...
549
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:27,540
before your very eyes...
550
00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:31,700
The mark of the Devil
upon her flesh.
551
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:34,540
It's a birthmark, jerk.
552
00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:38,460
Watch now as I attempt
to draw blood
553
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:41,300
from Satan's brand.
554
00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:43,470
It will not bleed.
555
00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:51,470
Oh!
556
00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:57,650
Back.
557
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,980
The word of God
shall be my shield.
558
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,580
It's a sign.
559
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,250
Oh!
560
00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:13,250
The witch... stop her before
she destroys us all.
561
00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:16,330
Stop it.
She didn't do anything.
562
00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:23,250
Why can't you idiots
see what he's doing?
563
00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:25,470
He's convincing you
to kill your neighbors
564
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,380
for imaginary crimes.
565
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,430
If you're looking for the real
source of evil in this town,
566
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,430
it's him.
567
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,770
Witch.
568
00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:36,730
Witch, another witch.
569
00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:39,270
Remove that cursed
bauble from her.
570
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:09,640
What the hell am I doing?
571
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,650
Take her now.
572
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,220
I'm sorry.
573
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,770
No.
574
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,810
The Devil's hold
over these witches
575
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,990
is stronger than
we have ever faced.
576
00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:25,980
Hanging them will not suffice.
577
00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:28,740
They must burn.
578
00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:33,830
Burn, burn, burn...
579
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,460
You feel that, don't you, deary?
580
00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:42,250
Something is amiss.
581
00:27:42,330 --> 00:27:43,670
I worry for my mother.
582
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,300
I thought she'd be
rescued by now.
583
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,850
It does seem odd.
584
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,970
You were promised
by those strange visitors
585
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,090
that she would be saved,
were you not?
586
00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:55,640
Curious, then,
that they have not delivered.
587
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,560
Shall we see what the delay is?
588
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,850
Can you do that?
589
00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:02,520
I can do anything, sweetkins.
590
00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:05,190
All you must do is ask.
591
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,910
According to
the historical record,
592
00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:09,040
Jane Hawthorne
was executed as a witch.
593
00:28:09,110 --> 00:28:11,030
That was canon before
the fairy godmother
594
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,540
affected the timeline.
595
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,160
We can't change that.
596
00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:16,880
Looks like your new friends
lied to you.
597
00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:18,490
They have no intention
598
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:20,880
of saving your poor,
helpless mummy.
599
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,680
Now, what would you have me
do about that, my pet?
600
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:31,880
Ho!
Prudence, hold on.
601
00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:34,900
Out of my way, you swine.
602
00:28:39,550 --> 00:28:41,640
Ta-ta.
603
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,730
Bloody hell.
604
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,980
Shut up.
605
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,490
Stay back.
606
00:28:54,110 --> 00:28:55,420
Come, deary.
607
00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:57,700
Let's show these nasty villagers
608
00:28:57,780 --> 00:29:01,000
what real magic looks like.
609
00:29:09,745 --> 00:29:11,225
Hey, how'd it go out there?
610
00:29:11,305 --> 00:29:13,715
Well, you better start
packing your things,
611
00:29:13,725 --> 00:29:16,395
because he just gave the entire
Bureau an eviction notice.
612
00:29:16,475 --> 00:29:18,305
Did you tell him
about the magical creatures?
613
00:29:18,385 --> 00:29:20,605
Oh, yeah. He's not buying it.
He needs proof.
614
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,395
Oh, that is such a Hank thing.
615
00:29:22,405 --> 00:29:23,685
Well, maybe he'll believe you.
616
00:29:23,765 --> 00:29:25,395
Why don't you just
tell him the truth?
617
00:29:25,405 --> 00:29:27,155
Nate, it can't go worse than
what just happened back there.
618
00:29:27,235 --> 00:29:28,945
Look, I spent my whole life
trying to convince Hank
619
00:29:29,015 --> 00:29:30,525
that I made something of myself,
620
00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:32,825
and most of the time,
I was faking it, okay?
621
00:29:32,835 --> 00:29:35,745
So he's supposed to suddenly
believe I'm a superhero
622
00:29:35,755 --> 00:29:37,865
who fought a unicorn... come on.
623
00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,255
Look, I know
it's hard doing good
624
00:29:39,325 --> 00:29:40,755
when it seems like
no one notices,
625
00:29:40,835 --> 00:29:42,665
but I have seen
the good that you can do, okay?
626
00:29:42,745 --> 00:29:45,125
And that's why I believe
that you can help us here,
627
00:29:45,205 --> 00:29:47,915
not because you're Hank's son,
but because you... look at me...
628
00:29:47,925 --> 00:29:51,885
You are a hero, okay?
629
00:29:51,895 --> 00:29:54,215
Now, Gary's seeing him out.
We still have time.
630
00:29:59,445 --> 00:30:02,225
- You schmoozed me.
- Did it work?
631
00:30:02,305 --> 00:30:04,355
You sure I can't interest you
632
00:30:04,425 --> 00:30:07,775
in a coffee, tea, fizzy water?
633
00:30:07,785 --> 00:30:09,865
Just the validation.
634
00:30:09,945 --> 00:30:12,575
I think you're doing
a great job.
635
00:30:13,825 --> 00:30:15,535
Validation.
636
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:17,995
Okay.
637
00:30:22,035 --> 00:30:25,205
Hello.
Is anybody here?
638
00:30:25,285 --> 00:30:27,085
Gideon,
I don't have time for this.
639
00:30:27,155 --> 00:30:29,305
I need proof that magic exists,
and I need it n...
640
00:30:31,135 --> 00:30:33,765
Hello, piggy.
What are you doing here?
641
00:30:33,845 --> 00:30:36,715
I'm afraid that's
no ordinary pig, Mr. Heywood.
642
00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:38,475
Shut the front door.
643
00:30:38,555 --> 00:30:41,385
Ray, that's you?
644
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,435
Slow down.
645
00:30:43,505 --> 00:30:46,015
You got turned into a pig.
646
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,575
But you think
you'll be better soon
647
00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:50,395
because the team's
working on it as we speak.
648
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:52,785
Mick got turned, too?
Well, where is he?
649
00:30:55,475 --> 00:30:57,785
Listen, I know you're
in a situation right now,
650
00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:01,155
but I could really use
your help at the Bureau.
651
00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:02,825
Yes, of course I'll carry you.
652
00:31:02,835 --> 00:31:03,955
Come on.
653
00:31:05,485 --> 00:31:07,675
In the name
of our Heavenly Father,
654
00:31:07,755 --> 00:31:10,125
let these witches burn.
655
00:31:11,685 --> 00:31:14,135
Cleanse this town
and its people of this evil
656
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,925
and send these wretched souls
657
00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:19,675
to their master in hell.
658
00:31:19,685 --> 00:31:21,355
You don't have to listen to him.
659
00:31:21,435 --> 00:31:23,305
You know this is wrong.
660
00:31:23,385 --> 00:31:26,855
This woman is your neighbor,
your friend.
661
00:31:26,935 --> 00:31:28,435
She doesn't deserve this.
662
00:31:28,515 --> 00:31:30,195
No one does.
663
00:31:30,275 --> 00:31:34,605
This witch is more dangerous
than any we have faced.
664
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:38,575
She wore this cursed stone.
665
00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:52,165
Let the women go.
666
00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:53,885
Light the pyre.
667
00:31:53,965 --> 00:31:55,965
Let God's work be done.
668
00:31:55,975 --> 00:31:58,545
Do it, and he's dead.
669
00:31:58,565 --> 00:32:01,805
My soul will live with God
for all of time.
670
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,895
Screw it.
671
00:32:32,005 --> 00:32:33,165
No!
672
00:32:37,285 --> 00:32:38,895
Stop!
673
00:32:44,425 --> 00:32:47,395
Free them from the pyre.
674
00:32:53,185 --> 00:32:54,615
Mother.
675
00:32:54,695 --> 00:32:56,895
What's wrong with her?
What did they do?
676
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,195
She's gonna be okay.
677
00:32:58,265 --> 00:33:00,905
Now, my pet, what shall we do
678
00:33:00,985 --> 00:33:04,195
about that horrid man
who hurt your mummy?
679
00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:06,455
I want him to burn.
680
00:33:21,055 --> 00:33:22,885
Hank.
681
00:33:22,965 --> 00:33:24,475
Are you sure
this is going to work?
682
00:33:24,555 --> 00:33:25,765
No.
683
00:33:25,835 --> 00:33:27,685
Nathaniel?
What are you doing here?
684
00:33:27,695 --> 00:33:29,145
I work here.
685
00:33:29,155 --> 00:33:31,725
That's right, Dad.
I'm a time traveler.
686
00:33:31,735 --> 00:33:34,145
How... how do you even know
about the Time Bureau?
687
00:33:34,155 --> 00:33:35,695
What are you doing with a pig?
688
00:33:35,775 --> 00:33:37,985
You want proof magic exists?
689
00:33:37,995 --> 00:33:39,325
Well, here it is.
690
00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:46,075
Just give me a minute.
691
00:33:46,155 --> 00:33:48,115
Now, Ray.
Ray, do it.
692
00:33:49,745 --> 00:33:52,125
What? No, just come to life.
693
00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:56,505
Prudence, listen to me.
694
00:33:56,585 --> 00:33:57,835
This isn't who you are.
695
00:33:57,845 --> 00:33:59,125
You're a good person.
696
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:01,845
He tried to kill my mother.
697
00:34:01,925 --> 00:34:03,855
This town, these people...
698
00:34:03,925 --> 00:34:06,095
They've killed
so many others already.
699
00:34:06,175 --> 00:34:07,465
They deserve to burn.
700
00:34:07,485 --> 00:34:08,975
And they will pay
for their ignorance,
701
00:34:09,045 --> 00:34:10,355
but not like that.
702
00:34:10,435 --> 00:34:13,865
How else will they learn, deary?
703
00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:16,775
If these people
aren't taught a lesson today,
704
00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:21,525
they will go and hurt others
for days and years to come.
705
00:34:21,535 --> 00:34:23,535
You come from the future.
706
00:34:23,615 --> 00:34:26,705
Can you honestly tell this child
707
00:34:26,785 --> 00:34:30,455
that the hearts of men change
in all that time?
708
00:34:32,135 --> 00:34:33,675
Do they?
709
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:39,215
No, they don't.
710
00:34:39,225 --> 00:34:43,385
People always fear
what they don't understand,
711
00:34:43,395 --> 00:34:46,175
and that fear
turns them into monsters.
712
00:34:46,255 --> 00:34:50,345
But we can't let it
turn us into monsters, too.
713
00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:52,555
We have to be better than them.
714
00:34:52,565 --> 00:34:55,515
Be better?
What nonsense.
715
00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:57,735
Be stronger, my pet.
716
00:34:57,815 --> 00:35:00,235
Show them the power
that you possess.
717
00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:03,735
Make them grovel at your feet
where they belong.
718
00:35:03,745 --> 00:35:05,525
Think of your mother.
719
00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:07,985
Yes, think of your mother.
720
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,245
What would she want you to do...
721
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,585
Get blood on your hands
722
00:35:12,665 --> 00:35:14,425
or forgive them...
723
00:35:14,495 --> 00:35:16,965
for they know not what they do?
724
00:35:18,925 --> 00:35:20,255
Godmother...
725
00:35:20,335 --> 00:35:24,335
Fire and brimstone
coming right...
726
00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:26,935
I release you.
727
00:35:33,295 --> 00:35:35,185
Ah, that's more like it.
728
00:35:36,945 --> 00:35:39,445
Son, I don't know
who put you up to this, but...
729
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:45,025
Oh, yeah, I'm also a superhero.
730
00:35:45,105 --> 00:35:47,195
And this is my friend Ray.
731
00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:48,775
Oh, hi, Mr. Heywood.
732
00:35:48,795 --> 00:35:51,195
Nice to finally meet you.
733
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,615
How much money do you need
734
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:54,955
to ensure that this
never happens again?
735
00:35:54,965 --> 00:35:57,575
$4.2 billion a year, sir.
736
00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:01,255
Done.
737
00:36:02,665 --> 00:36:03,715
Help!
738
00:36:06,475 --> 00:36:09,185
Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
739
00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:16,985
You vile, meddling bitch!
740
00:36:23,185 --> 00:36:25,895
And that is for taking my mouth,
741
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,325
you silly old bat.
742
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,880
I was so terrified
of losing you, Mother.
743
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,260
And I you, my sweet girl.
744
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:42,920
So what now?
745
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,430
Am I free?
746
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,980
Yeah, you're free,
747
00:36:52,050 --> 00:36:54,140
but you're gonna need
a change of scenery.
748
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:55,810
Thank you.
749
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,780
Where on Earth
are you taking me?
750
00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:10,110
Oh, not on Earth, love.
751
00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:12,240
Where I'm sending you
is a touch hotter,
752
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,670
or so I hear.
753
00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:15,960
You intend to send me to hell.
754
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:20,580
I could be persuaded otherwise.
755
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:22,750
I'm listening.
756
00:37:22,830 --> 00:37:25,180
You need a host
to conduct your magic,
757
00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:28,590
and let's just say
I'm in need of a miracle.
758
00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:31,010
You want to be my new host?
759
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,690
Tit for tat, deary.
760
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:38,190
John Constantine...
761
00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:42,440
Yes, my pet,
I know exactly who you are.
762
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,860
I know you're on the run,
763
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:46,200
and I know who's coming for you,
764
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,870
and, believe me, I'd rather
face hell than piss him off.
765
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:56,450
Well, I am happy to oblige.
766
00:38:02,370 --> 00:38:04,330
This is your last chance,
Granny.
767
00:38:04,410 --> 00:38:06,890
There's no helping you, deary.
768
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,670
You're more damned than I.
769
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,550
Bippity, boppity...
770
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,890
Oh!
771
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:21,480
Miss Tomaz
has entered the bridge.
772
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:22,890
I see that, Gideon.
773
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,900
Exit narc mode.
774
00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:28,230
Narc mode.
775
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,740
You're not
the only one on the ship
776
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,940
who knows how to get Gideon
to do things.
777
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:34,280
I wanted to talk to you.
778
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,280
You don't have to say anything.
779
00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:37,870
I already hate myself.
780
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:39,750
No, it's not like that.
781
00:38:39,830 --> 00:38:43,080
I-I understand
why you did what you did.
782
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,370
I've felt that rage
before... a lot.
783
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:48,840
Well, I haven't.
784
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:51,000
Turns out sarcasm
is a really great way
785
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,770
to hide some seriously
deep-seated anger.
786
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,430
I get it, and that's all
I wanted to say,
787
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,270
is that if you want
to talk to me, I'm here.
788
00:38:59,350 --> 00:39:03,270
Look...
789
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,940
In 2018...
790
00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:07,450
I found my mom.
791
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,730
I didn't talk to her, but...
792
00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:14,950
she was right there, and...
793
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,740
I couldn't think
of a way to save her.
794
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:20,130
Yeah, it's hard.
795
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,580
I've lost a lot of people, too,
796
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,460
and I still think
about saving them.
797
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:26,290
And I don't think that anger
ever goes away.
798
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,040
It's okay.
799
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,750
You just can't hold it in
all the time.
800
00:39:29,830 --> 00:39:32,460
I'm not really sure what
I'm supposed to do with it.
801
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:34,760
Well, let's figure it out...
802
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,520
together.
803
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,980
And then we formed Voltron-Beebo
804
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:43,720
and opened a serious can
of whup-ass on Mallus,
805
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,560
thus saving the universe
for the second time.
806
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,650
So this is what you've
been doing with your life
807
00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:51,060
for the past two years.
808
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:53,900
Wow, Nathaniel, you did it.
809
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,490
You finally found
a useful application
810
00:39:55,570 --> 00:39:57,000
for that history degree.
811
00:39:57,070 --> 00:39:58,860
Still not letting it go.
812
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,870
Take the win, son.
813
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,910
You've done good here.
814
00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:05,660
I look forward
to working with you.
815
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,760
Dinner Friday?
Yeah.
816
00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:11,590
Here you go.
817
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:14,590
Parking is right this way.
818
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:16,590
Do you hear that?
819
00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:21,680
That's $4.2 billion,
hell to the yes.
820
00:40:21,690 --> 00:40:24,810
Meet me uptown, Ava Sharpe.
821
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,100
Mm.
822
00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:27,350
Okay, that was terrifying...
823
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,770
- Yeah.
- But clearly effective.
824
00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:29,940
Thank you.
825
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:31,860
Anytime.
Always happy to help.
826
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,520
How about tomorrow?
827
00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:38,200
Now that I have $4.2 billion
burning a hole in my pocket,
828
00:40:38,210 --> 00:40:39,990
you said you could
use some income.
829
00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:42,620
I could use a guy like you
around here.
830
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:44,590
You know, think about it.
831
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:50,710
Clothes, check.
832
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,170
Non-cloven digits, check.
833
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,290
Portal home...
834
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,380
Check.
835
00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:58,970
After you, my friend.
836
00:40:59,050 --> 00:41:01,640
Um, you go ahead.
837
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:04,400
I'm gonna stick around
a little while longer,
838
00:41:04,470 --> 00:41:06,390
give dinner with Dad another go.
839
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,850
Oh.
840
00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:10,140
Oh, okay.
Yeah, great.
841
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,850
So, uh, we'll... we'll see you
for the next one.
842
00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,860
- Absolutely.
- Okay.
843
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,700
Greg, move your head.
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