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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,000 � OS FILMES DA MINHA VIDA � COM�DIA - 1976 1 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:28,120 COM JEITO VAI...INGLATERRA (1976) 1 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,435 Aqui est�, senhores. O grande problema. 2 00:01:37,435 --> 00:01:40, 318 13-13 Bateria Experimental. 3 00:01:40,318 --> 00:01:43,949 Posso dizer-lhe agora, Tivemos ordens para resolv�-lo do assento superior. 4 00:01:43,949 --> 00:01:45,996 Voc� quer dizer WC? 5 00:01:45,996 --> 00:01:48,389 BANHEIRO. O assento superior. 6 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,476 Como voc� sabe, tentamos tudo. 7 00:01:52,476 --> 00:01:55,711 Brilhante personalidade excepcional pura coragem nua. 8 00:01:55,711 --> 00:01:57,631 Chegou a hora de tentar outra coisa. 9 00:01:57,631 --> 00:02:01,076 - Oh? E o que � isso, senhor? - pura ignor�ncia sangrenta. 10 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,475 Quanto tempo voc� vai estar, ent�o ... senhor? 11 00:02:05,475 --> 00:02:08,950 Qu�o mais? Quando um � enviado para pelo brigadeiro 12 00:02:08,950 --> 00:02:13,670 para discutir uma miss�o que � t�o silenciosa que mesmo a si mesmo n�o sabe o que �, 13 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:17,673 pode ser horas.Permiss�o para divulgar a NAAFI, senhor. 14 00:02:17,673 --> 00:02:21,116 Eu imploro seu perd�o? Permiss�o para divulgar a NAAFI, senhor. 15 00:02:21,116 --> 00:02:24,556 Corporal, o inimigo est� equilibrado para atravessar o Canal. 16 00:02:24,556 --> 00:02:28,679 O pa�s est� lutando por sua vida e voc� quer abrir o NAAFI? 17 00:02:28,679 --> 00:02:32,036 Bem, nesse caso, vou esquec�-lo. Estou muito satisfeito em ouvi-lo. 18 00:02:32,036 --> 00:02:34,076 Pe�o desculpas ... senhor. 19 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,510 Quem � voc�, e o que diabos voc� est� fazendo? 20 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:50,556 O capit�o Melly informa, senhor. 21 00:02:50,556 --> 00:02:53,234 Cale-se para baixo! Siga-me at� a sala de confer�ncias. 23 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:03,035 Tudo certo! Tudo certo! Por que a fanfarra sangrenta? 24 00:03:03,035 --> 00:03:05,350 Veja, amigo. Novo comandante. 25 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,112 Caramba! 26 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,399 Corporal ... esse homem. Ele estava usando batom. 27 00:03:13,399 --> 00: 03: 15,436 Batom, senhor? Onde? 28 00:03:15,436 --> 00:03:18,592 No rosto dele. Onde voc� acha? Deve ser uma queimadura ou uma cicatriz, senhor. 29 00:03:18,592 --> 00:03:21,274 Eu espero que voc� esteja certo. Eu tamb�m. 30 00:03:21,274 --> 00:03:24,670 Frilly cortinas? Cestas de flores? 31 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:26,273 Brassieres? Perd�o, senhor? 32 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:28,749 Calcinhas! O mesmo com voc� ... senhor. 34 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,716 Capit�o Melly. N�o, voc� deve ter ido ao lugar errado. 35 00:03:55,716 --> 00:03:57,472 Meu nome � Bull. 36 00:03:57,472 --> 00:03:59,596 N�o, n�o. Eu sou Melly S Melly. 37 00:03:59,596 --> 00:04:02,319 Pena. Tome uma bebida. 38 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:04,277 Agora olhe aqui, Bull. Eu sou seu al�vio. 39 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:07,113 E h� certas coisas que ... Meu al�vio? 40 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:09,668 Oh, sua pequena beleza! 41 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,280 Eu poderia te beijar! 42 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,238 Meu re! Oooh, meu al�vio! 43 00:04:16,238 --> 00:04:19,312 Eu tenho que ir. Meu al�vio ... 44 00:04:19,312 --> 00:04:21,960 Ele realmente me beijou! 45 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,719 O meu caso! 46 00:04:25,719 --> 00:04:27,472 Eu digo! 47 00:04:27,472 --> 00:04:29,278 Meu caso! 49 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,195 Bem-vindo ao 13-13 Bateria Anti-Aeronave, senhor! 50 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,676 Tudo bem. 51 00:04:43,676 --> 00:04:46,320 Sargento Major Bloomer, senhor. "Tigre" para as tropas. 52 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,958 Eu posso fazer isso! 53 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,792 Sargento Major Bloomer, voc� acha? Senhor? 54 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:56,438 Entre. Eu senhor? 55 00:04:56,438 --> 00:04:59,751 Sim, senhor! Entre no duplo! Hargh! 56 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,273 Largue suas cal�as! 57 00:05:11,273 --> 00:05:14,432 Mas, senhor, acabamos de nos conhecer. 58 00:05:14,432 --> 00:05:17,512 Solte eles! Isso � uma ordem! 59 00:05:17,512 --> 00:05:18,794 Hah! 60 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,670 Entendo. Senhor? 61 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,837 Sargento Major, posso te fazer uma pergunta? 62 00:05:39,837 --> 00:05:43,037 Senhor, posso puxar minhas cal�as? 63 00:05:43,037 --> 00:05:45,509 O que? Ai sim. Sim. Levante-se. 64 00:05:45,509 --> 00:05:47,556 O que eu quero saber � ... 65 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:51,838 o que os homens nesta unidade usariam o tipo de roupa �ntima que eu vi na linha? 66 00:05:51,838 --> 00:05:53,717 Bom Deus! 67 00:05:53,717 --> 00:05:55,756 Alguns deles est�o usando saias tamb�m! 68 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,956 Eles n�o s�o homens, senhor. 69 00:05:58,956 --> 00:06:00,996 Bem, quais s�o as chamas? 70 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,516 Mulheres, senhor. 71 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,636 Voc� quer dizer, mulher? 72 00:06:07,636 --> 00:06:10,757 Sim senhor. Senhor n�o foi dito, senhor? 73 00:06:10,757 --> 00:06:13,991 Essa � uma dessas novas baterias mistas. 74 00:06:13,991 --> 00:06:18,756 Ent�o, � isso que o brigadeiro quis dizer quando ele disse que essa bateria era uma experi�ncia. 75 00:06:18,756 --> 00:06:21,718 Experi�ncia, senhor? Eles n�o precisam experimentar. 76 00:06:21,718 --> 00:06:24,712 Eles chegam imediatamente e o tempo todo. 78 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,716 Tudo bem ent�o. Se��o, parada. 79 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,150 Oh vamos l�! Vamos. Coloque um ao outro. 81 00:06:37,117 --> 00:06:39,156 Espere por a�! Espere por a�! 82 00:06:39,156 --> 00:06:42,471 N�s n�o queremos dar o nosso novo CO a ideia certa, n�o � mesmo? 84 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:44,915 Direita, vire � direita. 85 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,870 Qual � o pr�ximo? Vestido certo, Leonard. 86 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,837 Oh sim. Er ... vestido certo. 87 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,232 Duas polegadas mais curto e ele podia ver a minha saia! 88 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,199 Qual o seu nome, sargento? Disposto, senhor. 89 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:19,236 E o seu? Capaz senhor. 90 00:07:19,236 --> 00:07:21,993 Bem, disposto e capaz, voc� pode gentilmente me dizer 91 00:07:21,993 --> 00:07:26,119 porque � necess�rio para todos voc�s ser espremido como sardinhas em uma lata? 92 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:28,270 � apenas a nossa maneira de nos aquecer, senhor. 93 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:30,316 No dia mais quente do ano? 94 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,470 Sabemos que � mais quente que isso, senhor. 95 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,997 Vista-se adequadamente! O que voc� acha que isso �? Um desfile de amor? 96 00:07:37,997 --> 00:07:41,038 Hee-hee-hee! Muito espirituoso, senhor. 97 00:07:41,038 --> 00:07:43,793 Voc� fala quando � falado. Voc� me ouve? 98 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:46,758 Ajuste seu vestido! 99 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,036 N�o n�o n�o! Um bra�o de dist�ncia. 100 00:07:51,036 --> 00:07:54,317 Voc� demonstrou isso, sargento major? Freq�entemente, senhor! 101 00:07:54,317 --> 00:07:56,356 Ent�o fa�a de novo em mim. Hah! 102 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,516 Parada. Fazendo o que eu fa�o! 103 00:07:59,516 --> 00:08:01,909 Vestido direito! 104 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:07,594 Como voc� era. Me veja. Me veja! Vestido direito! 105 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,190 Fazendo o que eu fa�o! Como voc� era! Como voc� era! 106 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,317 Voc� n�o viu o que eu estava fazendo? Vestido direito! Como voc� era! 107 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:17,836 N�o como eles eram. Deixe-os como est�o, sargento-mor. 108 00:08:17,836 --> 00:08:20,229 Mas, senhor, como eles s�o horr�veis, senhor! 109 00:08:20,229 --> 00:08:23,153 Voc� est� arruinando meu ombro, sargento. 110 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:25,196 Desculpe senhor. 111 00:08:25,196 --> 00:08:27,236 Vem de bolas emocionantes, senhor. 112 00:08:27,236 --> 00:08:29,675 Eh? Sempre tem um desses para entregar, senhor. 113 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:34,470 Dedos de a�o, senhor. Dedos de a�o.Guarde isso. Vamos continuar com a inspe��o. 114 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,474 Voc� a� em cima, qual � o seu nome? 115 00:08:44,474 --> 00:08:46,516 Oh, erm ... Pronto, senhor. 116 00:08:46,516 --> 00:08:48,352 Pronto. 117 00:08:48,352 --> 00:08:50,829 Pronto, disposto e capaz. 118 00:08:50,829 --> 00:08:53,275 Isto � rid�culo! 119 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,788 O que voc� est� fazendo? Se contorcendo, senhor! 120 00:08:56,788 --> 00:09:00,156 Eu posso ver isso, sargento-mor, mas por que ele est� se contraindo? 122 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,276 � meu woor-uhhhhh ... 123 00:09:05,276 --> 00:09:07,828 Woorghhhh! S�o meus nervos, senhor. 124 00:09:07,828 --> 00:09:09,876 Tentando mexer no seu bilhete, n�? 125 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:13,635 Bem, n�o vai funcionar, Bombardier. Voc� est� no ex�rcito pela dura��o. 126 00:09:13,635 --> 00:09:15,676 Twitch seu caminho para fora disso! 127 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:17,478 Oohhh... eerrrggh! 128 00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:19,755 Pronto! 129 00:09:19,755 --> 00:09:21,796 Twitch off! 130 00:09:21,796 --> 00:09:23,791 � desperdi�ado comigo, garoto. 131 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:25,836 Bom Deus! 132 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,836 Deus do c�u! 133 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,388 Bom homem. E qual � o seu nome? 134 00:09:31,388 --> 00:09:34,358 Shorthouse. Gunner Shorthouse, senhor. � meu nome. 135 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,196 E qual � o seu nome, meu homem? 136 00:09:39,196 --> 00:09:41,236 Er ... mulher? 137 00:09:41,236 --> 00:09:45,199 Jennifer Ffoukes Sharpe, senhor. O Sharpe com um E e dois Fs nos Ffoukes. 138 00:09:45,199 --> 00:09:46,474 Como vai? 140 00:09:48,278 --> 00:09:50,590 Ela tamb�m � um e espremedor de bolas, senhor. 141 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,116 Fa�a o seu cadar�o e veja bem, Sharpe! 143 00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:02,828 Ooooh! Tigre! 144 00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:04,876 Eu acho voc� maravilhoso. 145 00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:07,633 Quando voc� vai me atacar? 146 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:10,075 Se voc� fosse um homem, eu resolveria voc�! 147 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,876 Bem ... parece que voc� colocou o p� nele. 148 00:10:14,876 --> 00:10:18,157 N�o tanto meu p�, senhor. Mais meu ded�o do p�. 149 00:10:18,157 --> 00:10:19,673 O que h� de errado com isso? 150 00:10:19,673 --> 00:10:23,196 Torceu, senhor, n�o foi? Quando eu ... erm ... ca� da cama. 151 00:10:23,196 --> 00:10:26,113 Empurrado para fora da cama mais parecido! Empurrado? 152 00:10:26,113 --> 00:10:28,634 Do que voc� est� rindo? 153 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,274 Estou feliz, senhor. 154 00:10:32,274 --> 00:10:35,113 Feliz? O qu� aqui? 155 00:10:35,113 --> 00:10:38,351 Ele poderia ter torcido outra coisa, n�o pode ele? 156 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,640 Voc� est� tentando ser engra�ado, artilheiro? Eu senhor? 157 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,995 O senhor. Por que voc� est� piscando assim? 158 00:10:45,995 --> 00:10:48,753 Eu n�o estou piscando, senhor. Tu es. Eu nunca pisquei. 159 00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:51,195 Nem eu, senhor. Voc� est� piscando bem! 160 00:10:51,195 --> 00:10:54,955 Sargento Major, qual de n�s dois est� piscando aqui? 161 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:58,874 H� apenas um homem piscando piscando aqui, Artilheiro, e isso � seu maldito! 162 00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:00,518 Obrigado, sargento major. 163 00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:04,479 E se eu te pegar de novo na parada usando meu bigode ... esse bigode, 164 00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:07,074 voc� estar� encarregado de se passar por um oficial. 165 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,109 Ooooh! 166 00:11:09,109 --> 00:11:10,997 Mais tarde, senhor. Mais tarde. 167 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,075 Quem � Voc�? 168 00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:17,358 Calma senhor. Bem poss�vel. Qual o seu nome? 169 00:11:17,358 --> 00:11:19,635 � isso, senhor. Alice f�cil. 170 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:20,385 Oh. 171 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,760 Bem, fa�a o seu bot�o de cima. 172 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,796 Eu n�o posso. Eles n�o me deixam. 173 00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:28,474 Quem? Quem n�o vai deixar voc�? Eles. 174 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,988 Oh, bobagem Fa�a-os ... erm ... isso. 175 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,632 Bom, meu Deus! Fique atento, voc� est� no desfile! 176 00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:40,312 Coloque esses ombros de volta! 177 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,198 Espero que voc� seja regular, senhor. 178 00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:46,236 Regular? 179 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:48,959 Eu tenho sido regular por 18 anos. Bom. 180 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:52,271 Isso significa que posso t�-lo de volta amanh�. 181 00:11:52,271 --> 00:11:54,954 Voc� vai t�-lo de volta quando eu estiver pronto. Est� tudo bem. 182 00:11:54,954 --> 00:11:57,190 N�o h� necessidade de se esfor�ar. 183 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,240 Voc� � um banho! 184 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,714 Um banho tr�pego! 185 00:12:12,714 --> 00:12:16,031 E eu quero te sacudir mais que um pouco! 186 00:12:16,031 --> 00:12:18,076 Sargento major? Hah! 187 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:21,914 Dispensar esta chuva suja da minha vista. 188 00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:23,149 Hah! 189 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,595 Parada! Vire � direita! 190 00:12:30,595 --> 00:12:32,636 Como voc� era! Como voc� era! 191 00:12:32,636 --> 00:12:34,631 Voc� � est�pido ... 192 00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:39,077 Como devo usar as palavras adequadas? com mulheres presentes? 193 00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:41,116 Deixa pra l�. Deixa pra l�. 194 00:12:41,116 --> 00:12:43,236 Apenas f ... 195 00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:44,594 Esque�a. 196 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,311 V� embora. 198 00:12:58,036 --> 00:13:00,839 Ah, sim senhor. Eles me d�o dor de cabe�a tamb�m. 199 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:04,071 N�o � uma dor de cabe�a. � o est�mago. H� um bot�o nele. 200 00:13:04,071 --> 00:13:07,436 O que voc� pode agora chamar de um umbigo, senhor. Hee-hee hee-hee! 201 00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:09,476 Cale a boca! 202 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:13,109 20 anos eu fui um sargento e ningu�m me disse para calar a boca antes. 203 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,430 Eu sou a pessoa que manda as pessoas se calarem, senhor ... 204 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:17,351 Cale-se! Hah! 205 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,436 Agora, Sargento Major, 206 00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:27,275 o que, na sua opini�o, � a coisa mais calculado para fazer as coisas quentes para este banho? 207 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,752 Bem? 208 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,315 Qual o problema com voc�, cara? Voc� foi atingido mudo? 209 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,152 Eu lhe fiz uma pergunta. Senhor. 210 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:41,755 Eu tenho permiss�o para quebrar o sil�ncio? Claro que voc� tem. 211 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:44,479 Muito bem, senhor. Por favor, repita a pergunta. 212 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:52,112 Eu repito, o que na sua opini�o, � a coisa maior calculado para fazer as coisas quentes para este banho? 213 00:13:52,112 --> 00:13:54,350 S� uma coisa no meu livro, senhor. Sim. Sim. 214 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:57,079 Pelot�o de fuzilamento. Ah sim. � isso a�. 215 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,474 Que tipo de sugest�o � essa, Sargento major? 216 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,199 O �nico que tenho para oferecer. Eu tentei de tudo. 217 00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:08,751 Bem, obrigada. Isso tem sido uma grande ajuda.Vou ter que pensar por n�s dois. 218 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,196 Eu tenho isso. 219 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:15,829 N�s vamos ter um ataque a�reo. Meu Deus, senhor! Eles entrar�o em p�nico. 220 00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:18,115 Isso � apenas uma pr�tica. Eles ainda v�o entrar em p�nico. 221 00:14:18,115 --> 00:14:20,156 Sim, eles v�o, n�o v�o? 222 00:14:20,156 --> 00:14:22,196 O vento. Eu n�o, senhor. 223 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:27,070 N�o, sargento major. O vento � o que voc� e eu vamos coloc�-los. 225 00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:31,633 Me d� o vento s� para olhar para ele. Leonard ... 226 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,438 O que? Eu tenho esse sentimento. 227 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:35,829 H� um tempo e um lugar para tudo. 228 00:14:35,829 --> 00:14:39,151 N�o esse tipo de sentimento. Eu n�o sabia que voc� tinha outro. 229 00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:41,356 N�o! Ou�o! 230 00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:44,830 Eu tenho a sensa��o de que esse novo cara � vai causar problemas para n�s. 231 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,673 Isso pipsqueaker? Ele � pequeno demais para ser desajeitado. 232 00:14:47,673 --> 00:14:51,116 Esmague-o no ch�o. N�o est� preocupado com ele. 233 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:53,156 Estou mais preocupado com isso. 234 00:14:53,156 --> 00:14:57,438 Comemos ou esfregamos? Voc� pode saltar do teto por tudo que eu me importo. 235 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,956 Certo, sargento major. Eles devem estar come�ando em seu pudim. 236 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,911 Agora! Agora, sargento major! 237 00:15:05,911 --> 00:15:07,752 Senhor? eu disse agora. 238 00:15:07,752 --> 00:15:09,796 N�o h� necessidade de gritar, senhor. O que? 239 00:15:09,796 --> 00:15:12,872 N�o h� necessidade de gritar! O que voc� est� murmurando? 240 00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:14,996 N�o h� necessidade de gritar! Quem �? 241 00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,593 eu disse agora! Hah! 243 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,236 Aqui. O que � isso? 244 00:15:24,236 --> 00:15:27,437 N�o, n�o pode ser. N�o pode ser o que? 245 00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:30,398 O que eu acho que �. O que voc� acha que � isso? 246 00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:32,914 � um ataque a�reo. 247 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,030 ABLE: Siga em frente! 248 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,871 Eu vou dizer uma coisa para eles, sargento major ... 249 00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:54,916 eles certamente sabem correr. 250 00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:58,959 Sim, sim senhor. Claro, eles est�o correndo na dire��o errada. 251 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,396 O que? A localiza��o da arma est� ali, senhor. 252 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:06,155 Bem, por que eles est�o correndo dessa maneira? Abrigo antia�reo, senhor. 253 00:16:06,155 --> 00:16:09,471 Eles constru�ram. Eles chamam isso de chocalho. Eu n�o me importo. 254 00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:12,836 H� um ataque a�reo. Esta � uma unidade de bateria antia�rea! 255 00:16:12,836 --> 00:16:13,556 � isso? 257 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,475 Rat-a-tat tat! Rat-a-tat tat! 260 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:26,956 Bang! 261 00:16:26,956 --> 00:16:29,474 Bang! 262 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,958 Eu poderia jurar que algu�m disse "bang". 263 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:37,555 Oh, Leonard Ooh, que id�ia ador�vel. 264 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,075 Ador�vel. 265 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,469 Eu disse bang! 266 00:16:45,469 --> 00:16:49,235 Voc� ouviu o que o oficial disse voc� chuveiro horr�vel! Ele disse bang. 267 00:16:49,235 --> 00:16:51,436 Voc� n�o percebe que h� um ataque a�reo? 269 00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:55,273 Claro que fazemos. 270 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:56,759 Bem ent�o? 271 00:16:56,759 --> 00:17:00,674 Bem, voc� n�o deveria estar nisso. Venha aqui com a gente, senhor. H� muito espa�o. 272 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:03,513 Sim, junte-se a n�s, Tiger. 273 00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:06,876 Eu n�o vou entrar l�. Voc� est� vindo para c�. 274 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,554 Com um ataque a�reo? H� senhoras presentes. 275 00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:12,359 Voc� n�o pode t�-los em um ataque a�reo. N�o, voc� n�o pode. 276 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,398 N�o h� ataque a�reo. 277 00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:18,233 B-B-Mas voc� disse que havia. � um ataque a�reo simulado. 278 00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:20,311 Oooh! 279 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,914 Eu zombei e voc� zombou disso! 280 00:17:23,914 --> 00:17:28,437 Isso � legal, n�o �? Voc� est� tendo um esc�rnio enquanto n�s estamos tendo nosso grub. 281 00:17:28,437 --> 00:17:31,796 Eu estava apenas curtindo meu pau malhado. Sim. 282 00:17:31,796 --> 00:17:34,110 Cale-se! 283 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:37,112 Tudo bem. Continue, sargento major. 284 00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,668 Continue o que, senhor? Saia daqui! Tirem eles! 285 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:40,668 Senhor. 286 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,755 Certo! 287 00:17:43,755 --> 00:17:47,230 Saia na frente do duplo! Mova-se! Mova-se! 288 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:49,276 Tire o chumbo das suas cal�as! 289 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,839 Cal�a, tigre. Calcinhas. 290 00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,353 O qu�? 291 00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:53,873 As senhoras usam calcinhas. 292 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,509 Cal�as ou calcinhas, mude seu ar ... 293 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,397 O que h� dentro deles? 294 00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:03,359 Agora olhe ...20 anos eu usei essa coroa na minha manga. 296 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:08,990 Voc� n�o gostaria de ser a causa de eu perder isso,voc� iria? 297 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:11,594 Quero dizer, depois de tudo isso ... servindo ... 298 00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:14,240 do rei e do pa�s. 299 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,232 Oh, tigre ... 300 00:18:17,232 --> 00:18:22,348 Todos ouviram o que o sargento disse! Tudo fora! Ou eu vou te quebrar em dois. 301 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,631 Em duas linhas. Mova-se. Mova-se! 302 00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:33,233 Venha! Vamos! Venha! 303 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,718 Agora voc� faz muito, 304 00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:47,191 quando eu digo "homem a arma", Eu quero que voc� dobre para a coloca��o. 305 00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:49,999 Agora, homem a arma! 307 00:18:57,716 --> 00:19:00,792 Oh, pelo amor de Deus. Tudo bem. Mulher a arma tamb�m. 308 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:06,079 Venha, seus Brownies! Vamos ter voc�! Joelhos para cima, joelhos para cima, joelhos para cima! 310 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,319 Carga! 311 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,555 Sargento major! Hah! 312 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,196 O que o azul-branco-chamas � isso? 313 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,958 � uma arma, senhor. 314 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:26,632 � feito de madeira. 315 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,278 Ainda n�o � uma arma de verdade, senhor. 316 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,834 Uma coloca��o de armas sem uma arma real? 317 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,388 Com respeito, senhor. Lembre-se que h� uma guerra. 318 00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,436 Armas reais s�o dif�ceis de encontrar. 319 00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:40,193 Permiss�o para continuar com a broca de canh�o. Fogo! 320 00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:41,554 Bang! 321 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,629 O que o diabo est� acontecendo agora? 322 00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:48,154 Estamos mortos, senhor. Uma rodada explodiu na brecha. 323 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,708 � a muni��o que estamos sendo enviados. 325 00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,596 Alguma coisa errada, senhor? 326 00:19:54,596 --> 00:19:58,719 Voc� ficou branco. � esse maldito bot�o. 327 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,155 Voc� est� com falta, senhor? 328 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:04,471 Mantenha sua voz baixa, sargento major. 330 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,833 Voc� apenas continua fazendo seja o que for que voc� est� fazendo. 331 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:13,469 No.2 descolamento, pegue post! 332 00:20:13,469 --> 00:20:18,236 V� para o rolamento 90-2E-20! 334 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,749 Pare! 335 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:32,549 Agora, desta vez, s� para mim, vamos acertar! 336 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,195 Parada ... des-miss! 337 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,473 Isso foi lindo. Boa. Muito obrigado. 338 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,516 Saia da minha frente! 339 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:49,075 Isso inclui voc�, Ffoukes Sharpe! Olhar afiado! 340 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,431 Garoto bobo. 341 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:00,915 Aarrghh! 342 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,269 Voc� n�o pode assustar o inimigo, Sargento major, 343 00:21:04,269 --> 00:21:06,954 mas, pelo c�u, voc� certamente me assusta. 344 00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:10,032 N�o � minha culpa, senhor. Isso foi dela. 345 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,993 Foi inteiramente dela, senhor. Do que voc� est� falando? De quem � a culpa? 346 00:21:15,993 --> 00:21:18,548 Oh, Tigre. 347 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,316 O soldado Ffoukes Sharpe, senhor ... est� atr�s de mim. 348 00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:27,628 Depois de voc�? Pelo que? 349 00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:31,349 Ela tem desenhos em mim, senhor. Tire essa maldita coisa de mim! 350 00:21:31,349 --> 00:21:32,349 Senhor! 351 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,830 Oh, eu vejo a sua situa��o, senhor. E eu sinto isso. Tire isso! 352 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,876 Est�vel, senhor. Resistir-me. 353 00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:42,918 Resistir-me, senhor. 354 00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:44,558 Voc� n�o est� resistindo. 355 00:21:44,558 --> 00:21:46,949 Retirando. 356 00:21:46,949 --> 00:21:49,508 Sargento Major, n�o estamos chegando a lugar nenhum r�pido. 357 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:53,036 Talvez devesse er ... cerrar as bochechas, senhor. 358 00:21:53,036 --> 00:21:55,031 Eles est�o cerrados. 359 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,156 Isso � verdade, senhor. Marcha em frente. 360 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,799 Certo. Aperte a mesa, senhor. 361 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,838 Agora, cerre os dentes e n�s vamos t�-lo em um minuto. 362 00:22:05,838 --> 00:22:08,275 Um pouco de influ�ncia. 363 00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:09,270 Aaaah! 364 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,038 Prepare-se, senhor. 365 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,110 Est� desligado? 366 00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:17,191 Voc� n�o sente a diferen�a, senhor? N�o. 367 00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:19,236 Deve ser seu vagabundo est� entorpecido. 368 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,236 Permiss�o para vagabundo sem dor, senhor. 369 00:22:22,236 --> 00:22:24,276 Siga em frente! 370 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,634 Aarrghh! 371 00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:29,030 Que em breve trar� o sangue de volta suas bochechas, senhor. 372 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:31,793 Cruel para ser gentil, senhor. Cruel para ser gentil. 373 00:22:31,793 --> 00:22:34,348 Se voc� vai falar sobre ser cruel para ser gentil 374 00:22:34,348 --> 00:22:37,989 voc� pode tamb�m saber que, no que diz respeito ao chuveiro l� fora, 375 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:40,036 que pretendo ser cruel para ser cruel! 376 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,629 Estou muito preocupado, senhor. Voc� est� muito preocupado. 377 00:22:46,629 --> 00:22:50,952 Estou preocupado com voc�, senhor. Obrigado, sargento major. Muito decente. 378 00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:54,032 Eu acho que voc� vai causar problemas e eles n�o v�o gostar disso. 379 00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:58,079 Os gostos e desgostos dos homens sob meu comando n�o est�o nem aqui nem l�! 380 00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:01,630 Senhor, se voc� n�o sabe a diferen�a entre aqui e ali, 381 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,473 voc� n�o sabe a diferen�a entre homens e mulheres. 382 00:23:04,473 --> 00:23:06,516 Alguns dos homens neste acampamento s�o mulheres. 383 00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:09,512 Eles s�o todos homens para mim. 384 00:23:09,512 --> 00:23:12,433 Oooh, eu gostaria que eles fossem, senhor. Eu queria que eles fossem. 385 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,988 Eu os teria saudando at� que os bra�os deles ca�ssem. 386 00:23:14,988 --> 00:23:19,517 Eu os correria at� as pernas deles ca�rem e eu reclamava e rugia at� as orelhas deles ca�rem! 387 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:27,118 A partir de amanh�, pretendo come�ar uma s�rie do que eu chamo de minhas paradas de agonia. 388 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:32,638 Nesse caso, senhor, amanh� de manh�, o �nico desfile voc� � prov�vel que veja � desfile doentio. 390 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,350 Certo. Quem � o primeiro? A-a-a-a-a! 391 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:41,000 O que voc� acha que s�o, enfermeira? Venha, ent�o. 392 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,036 Oh! Enfermeira. 393 00:23:43,036 --> 00:23:45,270 Enfermeira. Eu preciso de ajuda. 394 00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:48,318 Oooh! Oh. Oh! 395 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,715 Tudo bem. Largue suas cal�as. 396 00:23:52,715 --> 00:23:55,997 Mas, senhor, s�o meus ouvidos, meu nariz, minha garganta 397 00:23:55,997 --> 00:23:59,993 Minha garganta e meus joelhos. Meus p�s ... oooohh! Eu serei o juiz disso. Solte eles. 398 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,840 Enfermeira, duas aspirinas, por favor. 399 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,430 Certo. Pr�ximo! 400 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,594 Aqui, Shaw. O que ele disse para voc�? 401 00:24:31,594 --> 00:24:35,355 Ele disse: "Largue suas cal�as" deu uma olhada e me deu duas aspirinas. 402 00:24:35,355 --> 00:24:39,877 Que tipo de m�dico ele �? Aqui estamos fingindo que temos reclama��es diferentes ... 403 00:24:39,877 --> 00:24:42,269 Ei, Shorthouse, o que ele disse para voc�? 404 00:24:42,269 --> 00:24:44,510 Ele disse: "Largue suas cal�as", deu uma olhada ... 405 00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:47,751 E ele te deu duas aspirinas. N�o, ele me deu meia aspirina. 406 00:24:47,751 --> 00:24:50,479 Certo, largue suas cal�as. Aaaerrhhee! 407 00:24:50,479 --> 00:24:53,279 Eu estava ... 408 00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:55,396 Haabbeeerrr! 409 00:24:55,396 --> 00:24:58,358 Voc� percebeu alguma coisa estranha sobre mim, senhor? 410 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,318 Sim, voc� n�o largou as cal�as. Duas aspirinas, enfermeira. 411 00:25:02,318 --> 00:25:04,356 Sim. Sim senhor. Obrigado senhor. 412 00:25:04,356 --> 00:25:07,910 Ei, ele me disse para largar minhas cal�as e ele me deu dois desses ... 413 00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:09,956 aschooo ... sprins! 414 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,070 Tudo bem. Solte eles. 415 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,159 Enfermeira, duas aspirinas, por favor. 416 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,309 Onde eles est�o? Eles est�o todos doentes, senhor. 417 00:25:26,309 --> 00:25:28,789 Todos eles? Eu disse senhor ent�o, n�o eu, senhor? 418 00:25:28,789 --> 00:25:30,632 Hee-hee hee-hee! 419 00:25:30,632 --> 00:25:33,473 Bem deixa pra l�. Eu tive uma palavra com o MO. 420 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,950 Essas s�o minhas ordens. 421 00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:44,077 Certo, sargento major. Deixe-os saber que estamos aqui. 422 00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:47,630 13-13 Bateria, entre no desfile! 423 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,875 Eu quero que voc� os jogue no ch�o. 424 00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:52,916 E as f�meas, senhor? 425 00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:55,673 Tanto quanto eu estou preocupado, isso � uma unidade. Uma peda�o. 426 00:25:55,673 --> 00:25:57,910 Meu dever � torn�-lo uma unidade eficiente. 427 00:25:57,910 --> 00:26:01,231 Eu n�o tenho conhecimento de machos ou f�meas. Para mim, s�o todos iguais. 428 00:26:01,231 --> 00:26:03,959 Eles s�o os mesmos. Certo, sargento major? 429 00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:05,314 D�-lhes o inferno. 430 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,870 Ah-haaah! Vamos! 431 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,718 Esse n�o � o caminho! 432 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,556 Esse n�o � o caminho. Quando um dos seus camaradas � um rabo curto, 433 00:26:18,556 --> 00:26:23,509 como Shorthouse aqui, um homem mais alto sobe nele. Down, Shorthouse. 434 00:26:23,509 --> 00:26:26,876 Mas, sargento major. N�o "mas, sargento" eu! 435 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,916 Abaixe-se. Me veja. 436 00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:30,558 Certo. Est�vel Acima! 437 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,556 Me d� sua m�o! 438 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,357 Agora preste aten��o. 439 00:26:42,357 --> 00:26:44,715 Voc� n�o pode passar por baixo do fio. 440 00:26:44,715 --> 00:26:46,552 Voc� tem que passar por cima do fio 441 00:26:46,552 --> 00:26:50,838 o que significa que um de voc�s tem que mentir em cima do fio 442 00:26:50,838 --> 00:26:53,195 e deixe o resto deles andar sobre ele. 443 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,196 Certo. Um volunt�rio. 444 00:26:56,196 --> 00:26:58,032 Tu! Eu? 445 00:26:58,032 --> 00:27:00,076 Mova-se! 446 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,439 Esse n�o � o caminho. Esse n�o � o caminho! Cair. 447 00:27:04,439 --> 00:27:05,475 Mova-se! 448 00:27:05,475 --> 00:27:07,516 Me veja. Me veja. Haarrgghh! 449 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,400 Carregar! 450 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,596 Pr�ximo. 451 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,909 N�o n�o n�o n�o n�o! Esse n�o � o caminho. 452 00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:25,956 Voc� n�o deve parar para pensar. 453 00:27:25,956 --> 00:27:30,591 Tem certeza de que esta corda � segura, sargento major? Seguro? Claro que � seguro. Me veja. 455 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,276 Muito bem, sargento major. 456 00:27:38,276 --> 00:27:40,590 Dedos de a�o, garoto. Dedos de a�o. 457 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,080 Certo. 458 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,356 Certo, artilheiro. Sua vez agora. 460 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,596 Afogue-se muito de voc�. 461 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,796 Sargento major... 462 00:28:00,796 --> 00:28:03,075 Sim, ingrato ... 463 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,636 Venha, sargento major. Acorde. 464 00:28:09,636 --> 00:28:11,676 De p�... 465 00:28:11,676 --> 00:28:14,069 Estou falando com voc�, sargento major! 466 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:17,197 Sargento major! O que voc� est� fazendo, garoto? 467 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,312 Vamos! Serge ... sargento major! 468 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,476 � voc�, senhor. Deus! 469 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,476 Voc� ficou louco, sargento major? 470 00:28:27,476 --> 00:28:29,835 Voc� meio que entrou no meu pesadelo, senhor. 471 00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:32,354 Eu pensei que voc� fosse um idiota, senhor. Eu sinto Muito. 472 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,516 E assim voc� deve estar bem, cara. 473 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,035 Voc� deixou cair o seu chap�u, senhor. Cad�? 474 00:28:39,035 --> 00:28:41,076 Certo, sargento major. 475 00:28:41,076 --> 00:28:45,790 Sargento Major, agora voc� est� de p� Eu vou explodir sua maldita noite. 476 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:49,270 O que voc� tem em mente, senhor? Uma inspe��o do kit surpresa. 477 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,316 Cabana dos homens em primeiro lugar. 478 00:28:51,316 --> 00:28:53,356 Tango 479 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,990 Abaixe as cal�as. N�o � muito prov�vel. 480 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,676 Tango 481 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,519 Ter uma festa musical, est�o? Soa mais como um tango, senhor. 482 00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:19,556 Oh, vamos l�, sargento major. 483 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:22,711 Aarrghh! 484 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,078 Inimigo se aproximando. 485 00:29:27,078 --> 00:29:29,754 Opera��o Scarper! 486 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,673 Voc� est� coberto de shh ... algo desagrad�vel. 487 00:29:37,673 --> 00:29:40,911 Eu estou ciente disso. Voc� vai mudar ou o qu�, senhor? 488 00:29:40,911 --> 00:29:42,956 Quer dizer, tem um pouco de pong. 489 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,436 Sargento Major, quando eu come�o algo, Eu continuo com isso, 490 00:29:47,436 --> 00:29:49,476 venha inferno e �gua alta! 491 00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:51,516 E seja o que for isso. 492 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,673 Diga-lhes que estou aqui! 493 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,709 Oficial comandante! 494 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,395 Suas narinas, sargento. 495 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,472 Minhas narinas, senhor? 496 00:30:27,472 --> 00:30:29,915 Eles est�o se contorcendo. 497 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:34,039 � como se, de repente, houvesse um tipo engra�ado de cheiro entre na cabana, senhor. 498 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,355 Por que voc� acha que � sargento? 499 00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:41,000 Bem, � como de repente ... 500 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,310 vem algu�m que est� coberto com sh ... 501 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,999 Ooh, something nasty, sir. 502 00:30:47,999 --> 00:30:50,036 Yes, someone is. 503 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,109 Me! 504 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,276 Now, Sergeant... 505 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,229 ...how do you suppose that occurred? 506 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:04,229 I... 507 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,476 I can't say, sir. 508 00:31:07,476 --> 00:31:09,915 - I can. Trip wire. - A trip wire, sir? 509 00:31:09,915 --> 00:31:13,356 It tripped me right in it. 510 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,634 - Right into the? - Yes. 511 00:31:18,634 --> 00:31:20,073 (Gasps) 512 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,628 How do you suppose... 513 00:31:23,628 --> 00:31:25,790 it got there? 514 00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:27,836 What, you mean the er? 515 00:31:27,836 --> 00:31:32,596 - You know the officer means the trip wire! - I'm doing the talking, Sergeant Major. 516 00:31:32,596 --> 00:31:34,636 Well? 517 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,356 Well... 518 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:46,316 Well, sir, that... that is a trap for Nazi paratroopers, sir. 519 00:31:46,316 --> 00:31:48,311 Am I a Nazi paratrooper? 520 00:31:48,311 --> 00:31:50,550 No! No, sir. You're one of us. 521 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:52,551 I think. 522 00:31:52,551 --> 00:31:54,073 Explain yourself, Sergeant. 523 00:31:54,073 --> 00:32:00,918 Well, sir, in this hut, we are usually otherwise engaged. 524 00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:03,150 You know, kipping and things like that. 525 00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:07,836 And... well, we thought some sort of early warning system was necessary. 526 00:32:07,836 --> 00:32:10,559 I mean, you can't trust that Hitler, can you, sir? 527 00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:13,757 And this unit prides itself on being ever ready. 528 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:16,718 - Yes, Sergeant? - Bombardier Ready, I wasn't talking to you. 529 00:32:16,718 --> 00:32:20,031 I am addressing the commanding officer. 530 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,954 What is that man doing sitting at attention on that man's shoulders? 531 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,912 Well, sir. That's presence of an officer, sir. 532 00:32:28,912 --> 00:32:33,437 - But why sitting on someone's shoulders? - Sir, Shorthouse has a fine head of hair. 533 00:32:33,437 --> 00:32:37,752 We use him to keep the cobwebs down. Ready, give the officer a demonstration. 534 00:32:37,752 --> 00:32:39,990 My head! Ow, my head! He's banging it! 535 00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:43,072 Careful! You're banging my... Ow! 536 00:32:43,072 --> 00:32:45,515 READY: You're off balance! 537 00:32:45,515 --> 00:32:47,989 Enough of that. Enough of that! Get down, that man! 538 00:32:47,989 --> 00:32:49,399 - Sergeant Major. - Hargh! 539 00:32:49,399 --> 00:32:52,677 Stand by your beds! This is an inspection! Move yourselves! 540 00:32:52,677 --> 00:32:54,398 Come on! At the double! 541 00:32:54,398 --> 00:32:57,119 Get properly dressed! Do yourself up, lad! 542 00:32:57,119 --> 00:33:00,829 Do your flies up, that man! Your brains is catching cold. 543 00:33:00,829 --> 00:33:03,195 Lay it out! Lay it out! 544 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,389 Hang properly to attention, that man! 545 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,674 - You call that laying it out? - Give us a minute, Sergeant Major. 546 00:33:16,674 --> 00:33:19,911 Never mind that, Sergeant Major. What the devil is this? 547 00:33:19,911 --> 00:33:24,073 Ah. Yes, sir. You see, those, sir, are ear muffs, sir. 548 00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:26,310 A trophy of war, that is, sir. 549 00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:28,470 Ear muffs? Trophy of war? 550 00:33:28,470 --> 00:33:32,792 Captured from one of them German ATS during the retreat from Dunkirk, sir. 551 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:35,075 It says "Made in England". 552 00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:36,229 Atishoo! 553 00:33:36,229 --> 00:33:38,276 Who's that sneezing up in the loft? 554 00:33:38,276 --> 00:33:41,557 - Him, sir. - It couldn't have been. I've seen you talking. 555 00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:46,270 - Yeah. - He was talking and then... then he sneezed, sir. 556 00:33:46,270 --> 00:33:48,316 I didn't see him. 557 00:33:48,316 --> 00:33:51,870 No, sir. I would never sneeze in the presence of an officer. 558 00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:55,999 So, he sort of... He threw his sneeze up... up into the loft. 559 00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:59,197 - Didn't you, Ready? - Yes, Sergeant. 560 00:33:59,197 --> 00:34:02,272 - Are you a ventriloquist? - Oh, no, sir. Church of England. 561 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,350 Do you pursue the ventriloquial art? 562 00:34:06,350 --> 00:34:09,398 - In an amateurish sort of way, yes, sir. - Do it again. 563 00:34:09,398 --> 00:34:11,357 Er... again. 564 00:34:11,357 --> 00:34:13,874 You mean, you want me to... 565 00:34:13,874 --> 00:34:17,635 throw my voice and sneeze up in the loft again? 566 00:34:17,635 --> 00:34:19,676 - Sir! - Yes. 567 00:34:19,676 --> 00:34:21,716 - Atishoo! - I saw your lips move! 568 00:34:21,716 --> 00:34:23,756 - I didn't. - I did distinctly. 569 00:34:23,756 --> 00:34:27,116 I should give it up, if I were you. You're not very good at it. 570 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,720 The state of this hut's not very good either. 571 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,358 In fact, it's horrible. 572 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:40,070 In the time it takes me to shower, you shower will clean this place up. 573 00:34:40,070 --> 00:34:44,392 I want this floor polished from wall to wall. Under the beds. Round the stove. 574 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,516 Polish it everywhere! 575 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,677 I want it so that I can see my face in it. 576 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,069 You heard what the officer said! Get on with it! 577 00:34:58,069 --> 00:35:01,232 No. No. No. Something has got to be done. 578 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,035 - I know what he wants. - What does he want? 579 00:35:05,035 --> 00:35:07,270 He wants us to polish the floor, sarge. 580 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,312 Phoooorrr! 581 00:35:20,312 --> 00:35:22,356 He's in it again. 582 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,393 You... 583 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,872 You... you... aarrgghhhhh! 584 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,435 What has happened? 585 00:35:47,435 --> 00:35:51,798 He went through so fast, I think he might have been taken short again. 586 00:35:51,798 --> 00:35:54,314 Yes. A nasty friction burn you've got there. 587 00:35:54,314 --> 00:35:56,550 What have you been doing? Arsing about? 588 00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:59,677 A drop of calamine will soon get to the bottom of this one. 589 00:35:59,677 --> 00:36:02,911 - I will cancel the route march, sir. - You'll do no such thing! 590 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:07,232 - No choice, sir. Your uniforms is at the cleaners. - I know that. Arrghh! 591 00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:11,438 You cannot go on a route march in your underpants and with a burnt bum to boot. 592 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:15,638 Get me a battledress, Sergeant Major, from battalion stores, you fool. 593 00:36:15,638 --> 00:36:19,395 I've already rung the stores and there's nothing in your size, sir. 594 00:36:19,395 --> 00:36:21,436 This is a bit near the ground, Melly. 595 00:36:21,436 --> 00:36:24,876 Get me a battledress, Sergeant Major. I don't care how, but get it! 596 00:36:24,876 --> 00:36:26,154 Sir. 597 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,711 What does he expect me to do? Knit him one? The short arse... 598 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,429 That's it. Short arse. 599 00:36:39,429 --> 00:36:42,193 Little Gunner Shorthouse. Hee-hee hee-hee! 600 00:36:42,193 --> 00:36:44,669 My best battledress, Sergeant Major? 601 00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:47,513 Do not bandy words with me, lovely boy. 602 00:36:47,513 --> 00:36:50,478 Or I will raise my right leg six inches from the ground, 603 00:36:50,478 --> 00:36:53,120 place my No.10 firmly on the top of your head, 604 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,397 and press you straight through the floorboards! 605 00:36:56,397 --> 00:36:57,469 Nice. 606 00:36:57,469 --> 00:37:01,439 Best walking-out battledress, short arse, please. 607 00:37:01,439 --> 00:37:03,954 What if he wants to go walking out, Sergeant Major? 608 00:37:03,954 --> 00:37:06,110 Then he will just have to stay in! 609 00:37:06,110 --> 00:37:08,156 Oh, flippin' heck. 610 00:37:08,156 --> 00:37:13,553 Only one man round here allowed to use bad language, Gunner, and you is looking at him. 611 00:37:13,553 --> 00:37:15,995 Get it out, lovely boy. Get it out. 612 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,669 - Pardon? - The battledress. Get it out! 613 00:37:20,669 --> 00:37:22,716 Sergeant Major. 614 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,873 I do not know about walking out in it. It looks like you've been sleeping out in it. 615 00:37:37,873 --> 00:37:40,474 Press it like it's never been worn, stick three pips on, 616 00:37:40,474 --> 00:37:43,632 bring it over the battery office in ten min-u-ets! 617 00:37:43,632 --> 00:37:47,395 By the way, the whole of the mixed section will parade at 0900 hours. 618 00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,436 You is going walkies. 619 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:52,796 OFFICERS: Walkies? - A route march! Hee-hee hee-hee. 620 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:58,197 I is looking forward to seeing you off on them 12 foot-blistering miles. 621 00:37:58,197 --> 00:38:03,752 I cannot wait to wish you luck, as you wave me goodbye. Hee-hee hee-hee. 622 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,278 12 miles! 623 00:38:07,278 --> 00:38:10,830 So you see, Tilly, I wanted to ask your advice. 624 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:13,559 I mean, you being a woman and all that. 625 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,596 - Oh, so you've noticed. - Yes. 626 00:38:15,596 --> 00:38:17,750 - A couple of times. - Not now, Leonard. 627 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,831 We're on duty. 628 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,116 You see, the little perisher is going to wear this on the march. 629 00:38:25,116 --> 00:38:27,156 - Him? - No, no. Not him. Him. 630 00:38:27,156 --> 00:38:30,994 - Captain flippin' S Melly. - Oh, Smelly himself. 631 00:38:30,994 --> 00:38:36,029 So, with all your knowledge of erm... sewing and that, 632 00:38:36,029 --> 00:38:40,796 what can we do to sabotage Shorty's walking-outs? 633 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:43,155 I don't want anybody sabotaging my walking-out. 634 00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:47,552 A-a-a-a-a! It's either your walking-outs or our feet. 635 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,075 Well, Till? 636 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,196 (Sighs) I don't know. 637 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,196 I just don't know. 638 00:38:59,196 --> 00:39:04,308 - Built to withstand all the rigours of wars, these. - But what are we going to do? 639 00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:06,356 Wait a minute... 640 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,356 I'm waiting. 641 00:39:09,356 --> 00:39:11,317 Anti-gas bleach. 642 00:39:11,317 --> 00:39:14,073 - Anti-gas bleach. - Anti-gas bleach? 643 00:39:14,073 --> 00:39:16,674 Oh, Leonard. Get me some. 644 00:39:16,674 --> 00:39:18,273 Ready, get me some. 645 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,673 - Have you got a match? - Yeah. Your... 646 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,954 This'll make him hop a bit. 647 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,196 (Able chuckles) 648 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,278 Parade! 649 00:39:50,278 --> 00:39:52,316 Right heel! 650 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,956 (Squeaking) 651 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,040 Parade, ready for route march, sir! 652 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,076 Thank you, Sergeant Major. 653 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,958 Mixed section, move to the left in column abrupt! 654 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:21,996 Left turn! 655 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,677 By the left, quick march! 656 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,669 Mixed section, halt! 657 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,636 (Squeaking) 658 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,951 What the devil do you think you're doing, Sergeant Major? 659 00:40:46,951 --> 00:40:49,873 Seeing you off, sir. Somebody has to hold the fort. 660 00:40:49,873 --> 00:40:52,554 A fort with only a wooden gun... 661 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,875 ...doesn't need holding. Fall in at the rear. 662 00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:59,191 With respect, sir. I cannot do route marches with my feet. 663 00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:01,874 Well, you certainly can't do one without them. 664 00:41:01,874 --> 00:41:04,110 Hee-hee hee-hee. 665 00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:06,156 - Fall in. - Sir! 666 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,199 (Squeaking) 667 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,156 Mixed section and Sergeant Major... 668 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,276 ...quick march! 669 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:30,989 (Laughter) 670 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,316 (Peals of laughter) 671 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,315 You seems to have come apart at the seams, sir. 672 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,713 Mixed section, halt! 673 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,396 (Squeaking) 674 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,156 Left turn! 675 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,910 - Sergeant Major! - Sir! 676 00:43:10,910 --> 00:43:13,309 - Put them all on a charge... - Hah! 677 00:43:13,309 --> 00:43:17,109 - Every man, jack and woman of 'em! - Sir! 678 00:43:17,109 --> 00:43:20,556 You is all on a charge! 679 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,916 Er, what is the charge, sir? 680 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,756 Laughing... 681 00:43:27,756 --> 00:43:29,796 on duty! 682 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,076 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! Left! 683 00:43:50,076 --> 00:43:52,116 Defaulters, halt! 684 00:43:52,116 --> 00:43:53,428 Hats off! 685 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,873 - March them in, Sergeant Major. - One at a time, sir? 686 00:43:57,873 --> 00:44:01,236 They're all on the same charge. I'll see them all together. 687 00:44:01,236 --> 00:44:06,189 Sir! Defaulters, opposite sex first. Single file. Double march! 688 00:44:06,189 --> 00:44:08,714 Left, right! Left, right! Move yourselves! 689 00:44:08,714 --> 00:44:11,360 Left, right! Left, right! Mark time! 690 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:15,149 Left, right. Left, right. Move yourselves! Left, right! Left, right! 691 00:44:15,149 --> 00:44:17,231 Halt! 692 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,078 Where are you, sir? 693 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,550 (Gasps) Over here, Sergeant Major. 694 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,473 Can't see you, sir. Raise your hand, sir. 695 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,116 Will you kindly remove your? 696 00:44:35,116 --> 00:44:37,236 I can't. I'm squashed. 697 00:44:37,236 --> 00:44:40,073 Take a deep breath, Ffoukes... Ffoukes Sharpe. 698 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:47,880 Oh, never mind where I am, Sergeant Major. Read the charge. 699 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,636 Hargh! Defaulters did, whilst on duty, indulge in unauthorised laughter 700 00:44:52,636 --> 00:44:56,793 in contravention of King's regulations and War Office instructions, sir. 701 00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:59,189 (Muffled reply) 702 00:44:59,189 --> 00:45:03,114 I'm sorry, sir. We couldn't er... We couldn't quite catch that. 703 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,796 Will you kindly remove those things from my? 704 00:45:07,796 --> 00:45:10,917 I said you're all confined to camp for two weeks. 705 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:13,719 Carry on, Sergeant Major! 706 00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,997 Sir! About turn! 707 00:45:16,997 --> 00:45:21,358 Double march! Left, right! Left, right! Move yourselves! Move yourselves! 708 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:33,314 Sergeant Major. Shut the door. 709 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,556 That'll teach 'em. 710 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,556 What are you shaking your head for? 711 00:45:45,556 --> 00:45:48,871 - They will not mind being confined to camp, sir. - Nonsense. 712 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,349 Every soldier minds being confined to camp. 713 00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:53,795 Not when half of 'em is women, sir. 714 00:45:53,795 --> 00:45:56,394 - They is happy here. - Happy? 715 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,871 It has always been my proud boast, sir, in all my time as a sergeant major, 716 00:46:01,871 --> 00:46:06,511 in all my camps there has never been a single sign of happiness... till now. 717 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,276 Why, man? Why? 718 00:46:11,276 --> 00:46:15,672 - This lot have got everything they want here, sir. - Such as? 719 00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:19,150 A bit of this. A bit of that. A lot of that, actually. 720 00:46:19,150 --> 00:46:20,912 A lot of what? 721 00:46:20,912 --> 00:46:23,958 You know, sir. That. 722 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,393 Surely you don't mean a bit of the other? 723 00:46:28,393 --> 00:46:31,358 This, that, or the other, sir. They is at it all the time. 724 00:46:31,358 --> 00:46:34,113 In and out of each other's quarters like fiddlers' elbows. 725 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,432 Are they indeed? That is something to which I'm going to put a bloody stop! 726 00:46:40,432 --> 00:46:44,877 With respect, sir. We cannot stop them without staying up all night. 727 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,428 That will not be necessary, Sergeant Major. 728 00:46:48,428 --> 00:46:49,428 Sir? 729 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,476 We will build a chastity fence. 730 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:55,438 - A what, sir? - A sort of a big belt. 731 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,555 Oooh! 732 00:46:57,555 --> 00:46:59,710 Made of barbed wire. 733 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,116 Cor! That sounds a bit uncomfortable, sir. 734 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,349 Too-wit! 735 00:47:08,349 --> 00:47:10,431 Too-hoo! 736 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,789 - Last one, Sergeant Major. (Ripping) 737 00:47:14,789 --> 00:47:18,236 Steady, man. You caught me right in the... field dressing. 738 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,793 MELLY: Lift. 739 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,512 I think congratulations are in order, Sergeant Major. 740 00:47:38,512 --> 00:47:41,512 - Thank you, sir. - Not you, you fool. Me. 741 00:47:41,512 --> 00:47:44,831 - Come along. Let's get back. - There's gratitude for you. 742 00:47:44,831 --> 00:47:45,831 Sir. 743 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,633 - Private Easy? - Yes, Sergeant? 744 00:47:58,633 --> 00:48:00,676 Make the signal to Sergeant Able. 745 00:48:00,676 --> 00:48:02,716 Code or plain language? 746 00:48:02,716 --> 00:48:04,756 - Plain language. - Right away. 747 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,550 - Ready? - Sergeant? 748 00:48:24,550 --> 00:48:27,677 Make to Sergeant Willing, message received... 749 00:48:27,677 --> 00:48:29,716 and understood. 750 00:48:29,716 --> 00:48:31,756 (Laughter) 751 00:48:31,756 --> 00:48:33,512 Sergeant. 752 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:40,994 Alice, I don't think I can hold this pose much longer. 753 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,996 - I'll get cramp. - Really? 754 00:48:43,996 --> 00:48:46,753 Oh, Leonard. What's keeping you? 755 00:48:46,753 --> 00:48:48,796 Oooh! 756 00:48:48,796 --> 00:48:50,836 I told you so, Sergeant. 757 00:48:50,836 --> 00:48:53,229 - It's not only barbed wire, it's rusty. - Rusty? 758 00:48:53,229 --> 00:48:55,038 I'll get blood poisoning on my hooter! 759 00:48:55,038 --> 00:48:57,475 - Shut up about your hooter! - It's the only one I got. 760 00:48:57,475 --> 00:49:02,509 - You don't think the girls have gone off us? - It's got nothing to do with the girls. 761 00:49:02,509 --> 00:49:05,637 This is a right load of old Smelly. 762 00:49:05,637 --> 00:49:07,312 Smelly? Doowarrgghpree! 763 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:09,709 - Stop doing that. - He can't do that to us. 764 00:49:09,709 --> 00:49:12,075 - He's done it. - But it's inhuman. 765 00:49:12,075 --> 00:49:14,833 - He ain't human. - He ain't going to get away with it. 766 00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:17,354 - Double back and fetch a tin hat. - What for? 767 00:49:17,354 --> 00:49:19,112 - Do as I told you. - But... 768 00:49:19,112 --> 00:49:21,156 - Scarper! - Yes, Sergeant. 769 00:49:21,156 --> 00:49:23,310 Right. Here. Now, listen... 770 00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:26,073 You all know the drill for this sort of operation. 771 00:49:26,073 --> 00:49:30,073 I am asking for a volunteer. 772 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,116 Right, sarge. 773 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,196 Well done, son. 774 00:49:37,196 --> 00:49:39,236 Congratulations. 775 00:49:39,236 --> 00:49:41,276 Thank you very much, sarge. 776 00:49:41,276 --> 00:49:43,590 - What for? - You have just volunteered. 777 00:49:43,590 --> 00:49:46,353 - Have I? - Put your helmet on, cover yourself up. 778 00:49:46,353 --> 00:49:48,715 No, not on your head. Cover your er... 779 00:49:48,715 --> 00:49:52,076 - I don't understand. What do you mean? - Show him, will you? 780 00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:53,878 - Ooh! - Just hold it right there. 781 00:49:53,878 --> 00:49:56,076 - What for? - So you don't do yourself an injury 782 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:58,310 - when you lays down across the wire. - What? 783 00:49:58,310 --> 00:50:03,269 - Shh! Come on, lads. The girls is getting cold. - No! No, Sergeant. 784 00:50:03,269 --> 00:50:05,715 - I'll do anything. Not on the wire. - Shh! 785 00:50:05,715 --> 00:50:08,951 READY: Don't throw me on the wire! ALL: One... two... three... 786 00:50:08,951 --> 00:50:10,996 Aarrghh! 787 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,876 Cor blimey, Ready. 788 00:50:14,876 --> 00:50:16,916 What have you done? 789 00:50:16,916 --> 00:50:18,956 (Whimpers) Nothing. 790 00:50:18,956 --> 00:50:21,600 Ooh, ahh! My neck! 791 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,154 Keep your hand on your helmet, otherwise you'll be ruined for life. 792 00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:29,196 Here we go. 793 00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:31,236 Careful, lads. 794 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,876 Wake up. 795 00:50:38,876 --> 00:50:40,632 Wake up! 796 00:50:40,632 --> 00:50:42,676 How are you feeling, son? 797 00:50:42,676 --> 00:50:46,833 Just as though those explosions are reverberating all through my body. 798 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,189 Just so long as your helmet's not damaged. 799 00:50:50,189 --> 00:50:53,352 - Ooooh! - There. 800 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,718 Yeah. And I thought he was just a little basket. 801 00:50:58,718 --> 00:51:01,519 Well, what is he, then, sarge? 802 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,550 A cunning little basket. 803 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,314 (Cock crows) 804 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,280 (Hums) 805 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,834 - Morning, sir. - Good morning, Sergeant Major. 806 00:51:23,834 --> 00:51:26,798 You requested my presence at this early hour, sir. 807 00:51:26,798 --> 00:51:29,713 Yes. I did indeed. Why? Did I interrupt your sleep? 808 00:51:29,713 --> 00:51:32,872 - It doesn't worry me, sir. - I should think not, indeed. 809 00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:36,032 Well, now, it's coming up to the hour. Five... 810 00:51:36,032 --> 00:51:39,590 four, three, two, one. Sound the reveille. 811 00:51:39,590 --> 00:51:42,319 - Reveille? - Yes. The wakey-wakey. 812 00:51:42,319 --> 00:51:45,392 Get up and win the war. When I'm on my feet, everyone is. 813 00:51:45,392 --> 00:51:50,156 Beg pardon, sir, but I's found you gets more out of this shower 814 00:51:50,156 --> 00:51:54,358 if they is allowed to wake up... sort of gradual, like. 815 00:51:54,358 --> 00:51:57,318 Well, from now on, 816 00:51:57,318 --> 00:51:59,868 they're going to wake up sort of sudden, like. 817 00:51:59,868 --> 00:52:03,077 If they gets up on the wrong side, sir, 818 00:52:03,077 --> 00:52:05,720 they can make your life a bloody misery all day. 819 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:09,634 Yes, well, I'm the man who makes lives bloody miserable, Sergeant Major. 820 00:52:09,634 --> 00:52:11,676 - Sound the reveille. - Very well, sir. 821 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:18,319 I think I can safely say that this is definitely going to give them the needle. 822 00:52:18,319 --> 00:52:19,833 Hee-hee hee hee-hee-hee! 823 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,836 Stand by. 824 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,196 (Trumpet fanfare) 825 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,755 - Blimey! It's only half past six! - What a liberty! 826 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,876 Here, turn that off! 827 00:52:39,876 --> 00:52:41,996 Oh, my gawd! Give it a rest. 828 00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:44,719 - What the hell was that? - Sounds like reveille. 829 00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,756 Well, turn the bloody thing off. 830 00:52:46,756 --> 00:52:48,558 You can't turn off a tannoy, sarge. 831 00:52:48,558 --> 00:52:51,234 Get on Ready's shoulders and stuff something up it. 832 00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:52,719 What can I stuff up it, sarge? 833 00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:56,554 I don't know. Your head, your arse, your elbow. 834 00:52:56,554 --> 00:52:59,200 Only hurry up. I'm trying to get some kip. 835 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,838 - Hey, Ready. - What? 836 00:53:00,838 --> 00:53:04,037 - Hand us my pillow. - Can't you remember anything? 837 00:53:04,037 --> 00:53:05,394 I can't see! 838 00:53:05,394 --> 00:53:07,789 - Get it out of my face! - There we are. 839 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,390 It's stopped. We'll take it back again. 840 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,712 Wakey-waaaakey! 841 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,313 Wakey-wakey, rise and shine. 842 00:53:19,313 --> 00:53:22,358 You may break your mothers' hearts, but you will not break mine. 843 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,359 How dare you stuff the commanding officer whilst he is talking! Unstuff him at once! 844 00:53:27,359 --> 00:53:29,112 Get down and get dressed. 845 00:53:29,112 --> 00:53:32,033 And, the rest of you, what does you think you is doing? 846 00:53:32,033 --> 00:53:35,078 Well, we was trying to get some kip. 847 00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:37,071 But you has had all night to kip. 848 00:53:37,071 --> 00:53:42,393 Now, then, off your backs, on your feet and get into them ablutions at the double! 849 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,598 Aeroplanes. 850 00:53:50,598 --> 00:53:54,195 Hey, what's all this about, then, Sergeant Major? 851 00:53:54,195 --> 00:53:57,636 Aircraft recognition. These is your new pin-ups. 852 00:53:57,636 --> 00:54:02,669 I bet none of you can tell the difference between a couple of Heinkels and a pair of Bristols. 853 00:54:02,669 --> 00:54:05,877 No, but I can recognise a Fokker when I see one. 854 00:54:05,877 --> 00:54:08,520 Good boy. That is why you is a sergeant. 855 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:18,469 TANNOY: Attention, all ATS personnel. I'm going to make men of you. 856 00:54:18,469 --> 00:54:23,156 As from this moment, skirts will not be worn. 857 00:54:23,156 --> 00:54:26,198 TANNOY: Skirts will not be worn. 858 00:54:26,198 --> 00:54:28,236 Ooh, that'll be a bit drafty. 859 00:54:28,236 --> 00:54:32,313 TANNOY: Battledress trousers will be worn at all times. 860 00:54:32,313 --> 00:54:35,756 - That is all. - Wait a minute! 861 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,030 Private Easy, did you hear what he just said? 862 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:41,395 Of course. That's what we're talking about. 863 00:54:41,395 --> 00:54:43,630 No, no, no, Bombardier Murray. 864 00:54:43,630 --> 00:54:46,314 He said, his exact words were, 865 00:54:46,314 --> 00:54:48,470 "Battledress trousers will be worn. 866 00:54:48,470 --> 00:54:50,516 That is all." 867 00:54:50,516 --> 00:54:52,079 Yes. 868 00:54:52,079 --> 00:54:53,878 So he did. 869 00:54:53,878 --> 00:54:55,916 (Bloomer sings to himself) 870 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,996 Wakey-wakey! Rise and shine! 871 00:55:03,996 --> 00:55:08,631 All ATS personnel taking breakfast, fall in outside under Corporal Murray. 872 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:12,954 Come along, girls. Fall in. 873 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,277 How dare you come on parade improperly dressed? 874 00:55:19,277 --> 00:55:22,318 - We're only obeying orders, Sergeant Major. - Or... 875 00:55:22,318 --> 00:55:24,356 Orders? Whose orders? 876 00:55:24,356 --> 00:55:28,149 His. Sir's. We're to wear battledress trousers and that's all. 877 00:55:28,149 --> 00:55:30,834 - The officer wouldn't give that order! - His very words. 878 00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:32,069 The dirty little... 879 00:55:32,069 --> 00:55:33,718 Sergeant Major. 880 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,877 What the devil's going on here? Why are these men half-naked? 881 00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:41,191 Because, sir, you said they was to wear trousers and that is all. 882 00:55:41,191 --> 00:55:42,235 I did not. 883 00:55:42,235 --> 00:55:44,470 ALL: Oh, yes you did, sir. 884 00:55:44,470 --> 00:55:46,516 - Oh, no, I didn't. - Oh, yes, you d... 885 00:55:46,516 --> 00:55:48,875 - Oh, no, I didn't. - Oh, yes, you did! 886 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,234 Quiet! 887 00:55:50,234 --> 00:55:52,629 - I'm going to make a couple of points. - Ooh! 888 00:55:52,629 --> 00:55:57,157 Sergeant Major, when I said, "That's all," I didn't mean that's all, I meant that's all. 889 00:55:57,157 --> 00:55:59,879 That sounds like a lot of alls, sir. 890 00:55:59,879 --> 00:56:03,191 The cold wind of change is going to blow through this camp. 891 00:56:03,191 --> 00:56:05,840 This I promise you. So you'd better take cover. 892 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,751 I have now... Do you mind, Sergeant Major? 893 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,950 I have now taken you apart. 894 00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,270 And from now on, that is how you will stay. 895 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,360 Apart. 896 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,876 You will eat apart. 897 00:56:36,876 --> 00:56:39,269 You will march apart. 898 00:56:39,269 --> 00:56:41,316 You will live apart. 899 00:56:41,316 --> 00:56:43,356 Left turn! 900 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,639 MELLY: Worlds apart! - Right turn! 901 00:56:47,639 --> 00:56:51,269 MELLY: During gun drills, which will now take place daily, 902 00:56:51,269 --> 00:56:54,318 gas masks will be worn at all times. 903 00:56:54,318 --> 00:56:56,356 Do I make myself clear? 904 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:05,313 There will be compulsory nights out every night until 23:59 hours. 905 00:57:05,313 --> 00:57:07,356 Transport will be provided. 906 00:57:07,356 --> 00:57:09,396 ATS, Mondays, 907 00:57:09,396 --> 00:57:12,517 - men on Tuesdays. - Look at him laughing at us. Look. 908 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:21,758 And so it will go on and on and on and on... 909 00:57:21,758 --> 00:57:25,071 until the whole of Europe is ours! 910 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,558 How did he get into our army? 911 00:57:33,558 --> 00:57:35,596 Sieg heil, Melly. 912 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,070 I've got it! I've got it. 913 00:57:46,070 --> 00:57:48,515 - Whooerrpaaahh. - So has he. 914 00:57:48,515 --> 00:57:50,556 Well, take it outside. 915 00:57:50,556 --> 00:57:53,279 And throw a bucket of water on it. 916 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,998 I've got it! 917 00:57:55,998 --> 00:57:58,389 - I've got it! - What a waste. 918 00:57:58,389 --> 00:57:59,799 Poor devil. 919 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,638 Leonard. 920 00:58:02,638 --> 00:58:05,359 Right, you lot. Over here. 921 00:58:05,359 --> 00:58:08,989 Come on, move yourselves. Now, this is the plan. 922 00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:11,514 We are going to dig a tunnel. 923 00:58:11,514 --> 00:58:15,718 We are going to dig a tunnel! 924 00:58:15,718 --> 00:58:17,756 ALL: A tunnel of love! 925 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,756 It won't be as dark as that. 926 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,756 Cop hold of these. 927 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,713 Never thought I'd find a use for my Army knickers. 928 00:58:44,713 --> 00:58:46,836 - Or any other kind, dear. - Cheeky! 929 00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,876 Now, keep it up, girls. 930 00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:52,315 The boys ain't half going to get a surprise. 931 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,236 (Barks) 932 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,956 (Barks) 933 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,596 Heel, Hitler. Heel. 934 00:59:11,596 --> 00:59:15,070 - Come on, Sergeant Major. Security patrol. - (Barking) 935 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,558 Is that the best the military police could send you? 936 00:59:19,558 --> 00:59:23,713 Yours may be bigger than mine, sir, but I've been told mine's got more bite. 937 00:59:23,713 --> 00:59:25,870 Oh, come on, Hitler. 938 00:59:25,870 --> 00:59:28,349 Come on, Muscles. 939 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,199 Sh! 940 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,196 What's that? 941 00:59:34,196 --> 00:59:36,236 What's what? 942 00:59:36,236 --> 00:59:38,276 Sounds like somebody tunnelling. 943 00:59:38,276 --> 00:59:40,396 Well, that's you, innit? 944 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,314 - What was that? - What? 945 00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:46,356 It sounded like somebody digging. 946 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,198 - That was you. - Oh, yes. Of course it was. 947 00:59:50,198 --> 00:59:52,714 - Check the padlock, Sergeant Major. - Sir. 948 00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:54,756 (Muscles barks) 949 00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,038 (Muscles pees on his leg) 950 00:59:59,038 --> 01:00:02,669 Sergeant Major, will you keep that dog of yours under control? 951 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,429 I understand he's house-trained, sir, but not outside-trained. 952 01:00:07,429 --> 01:00:09,476 Oh, come on, Hitler. Come on. 953 01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:12,279 (Muscles barks) 954 01:00:12,279 --> 01:00:14,316 Shhh! 955 01:00:14,316 --> 01:00:17,119 (Distant barking) - Listen! 956 01:00:17,119 --> 01:00:19,156 They're patrolling. 957 01:00:19,156 --> 01:00:22,755 - Not a word. Pass it back. - Shh! Pass it back. 958 01:00:22,755 --> 01:00:25,638 (Muscles barks) - Heel, Hitler. Heel. 959 01:00:25,638 --> 01:00:27,551 Heel, Muscles. 960 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,352 (Dogs growl) 961 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,476 (Ready's teeth chatter) - Quiet! 962 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,116 It's not me. It's my t-t-t-teeth. 963 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,359 (Muscles barks) - Some old bones buried around here. 964 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,350 (Hitler barks) 965 01:00:47,350 --> 01:00:51,228 - Aaarrghh! - Pull yourself together. Get back at the double! 966 01:00:51,228 --> 01:00:54,995 That was a close call. I was nearly a dog's dinner. 967 01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:01,394 Alice, hold them still. How can I get anything in those? 968 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,549 Tilly, darling. 969 01:01:28,549 --> 01:01:30,596 Guess who's here? 970 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,313 Leonard, dearest, move over. Your Tilly's cold. 971 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,359 Leonard? 972 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,669 Leonard! 973 01:01:42,669 --> 01:01:46,116 Tilly! Where the hell are you? 974 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,916 Hey, sarge. Here. 975 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,596 Oh, no. 976 01:01:54,596 --> 01:01:57,148 We must have tunnelled back into our own hut. 977 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,156 No! No, no, no, no, no. 978 01:02:00,156 --> 01:02:02,993 Don't be stupid, stupid. 979 01:02:02,993 --> 01:02:05,116 The girls must have had the same idea. 980 01:02:05,116 --> 01:02:07,794 - So, they're in our hut. - So, they're in... 981 01:02:07,794 --> 01:02:09,836 Come on! 982 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,350 No! 983 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,636 - What do you mean no? - Listen. 984 01:03:05,636 --> 01:03:09,998 If we wait here, they will come to us. 985 01:03:09,998 --> 01:03:10,910 Right? 986 01:03:10,910 --> 01:03:15,039 We are going to sit here quietly and they will come to us. 987 01:03:15,039 --> 01:03:16,075 Yes. 988 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,916 - Hear anything? - Only you. 989 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,116 (Trumpet fanfare) 990 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,391 Reveille? We've been at it all night. 991 01:03:28,391 --> 01:03:30,436 Yes, and not even a nibble. 992 01:03:30,436 --> 01:03:32,476 Well, it can't be. 993 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,556 (Cock crows) 994 01:03:37,556 --> 01:03:39,756 TANNOY: Wakey-waaaakey! 995 01:03:39,756 --> 01:03:41,796 Get st-uffed! 996 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,269 Stand at ease. Easy. 997 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,916 This is a great day... for 13-13 Experimental Battery. 998 01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:57,514 And an even better night for us. 999 01:03:57,514 --> 01:04:00,797 Are you coming down my tunnel? Or am I going up yours? 1000 01:04:00,797 --> 01:04:03,519 Como resultado, a Sede finalmente concordou 1001 01:04:03,519 --> 01:04:06,273 para nos enviar que mais desej�vel peda�o de equipamento 1002 01:04:06,273 --> 01:04:08,999 ter � m�o em tempo de guerra, ou seja, uma arma. 1003 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,718 Que Deus nos proteja a todos. 1004 01:04:11,718 --> 01:04:16,271 O pr�prio brigadeiro estar� aqui amanh� para uma inspe��o completa 1005 01:04:16,271 --> 01:04:18,316 e, espero, nos ver em a��o. 1006 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,669 - Ah, aqui vem ela. 1007 01:04:21,669 --> 01:04:24,194 BLOOMER: Companhia, atten-shun! 1008 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,236 # Regra Britannia 1009 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,391 Se ele passar pelo nosso t�nel, ele vai cair. 1010 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,519 - Sargento major! - Hargh! 1011 01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:51,750 Culpados para o meu escrit�rio de uma s� vez. 1012 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,989 Senhor! 1013 01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,793 Certo, seu horr�vel chuveiro fedorento 1014 01:04:59,793 --> 01:05:03,953 Eu quero a parte culpada na palavra de comando, homem ou mulher, 1015 01:05:03,953 --> 01:05:06,508 para dar um passo � frente! 1016 01:05:06,508 --> 01:05:09,273 O culpado, um passo � frente, marcha! 1017 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,993 O ch�o ... cortado debaixo de nossos p�s, 1018 01:05:12,993 --> 01:05:15,878 e estou determinado a chegar ao fundo disso. 1019 01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:18,554 - Me responda! Voc�! - Sim senhor. 1020 01:05:18,554 --> 01:05:19,629 Me responda! 1021 01:05:19,629 --> 01:05:21,995 Bem, eu tenho, senhor. 1022 01:05:21,995 --> 01:05:24,036 Quem � respons�vel? Me responda! 1023 01:05:24,036 --> 01:05:26,076 Moles, senhor. - O que? 1024 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,076 Bem, acho que foi moles, senhor. 1025 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,589 Quem � respons�vel? Voc�. 1026 01:05:32,589 --> 01:05:34,750 Eu tamb�m acho que foi moles, senhor. 1027 01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:37,400 Moles Moles? 1028 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,472 Voc� n�o consegue o seu tipo comum de toupeira por aqui, senhor. 1029 01:05:40,472 --> 01:05:43,154 Tudo isso � muito grande 'uns, senhor. 1030 01:05:43,154 --> 01:05:44,514 Qu�o grande? 1031 01:05:44,514 --> 01:05:47,956 Bem, t�o grande quanto o seu grande cachorro, senhor. 1032 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,356 Moles ... t�o grandes quanto os grandes dinamarqueses. 1033 01:05:52,356 --> 01:05:54,795 Ah n�o. Maior, realmente. 1034 01:05:54,795 --> 01:05:56,950 Maior? 1035 01:05:56,950 --> 01:05:59,838 - Sabe aquela colina fora do acampamento, senhor? - Sim. 1036 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,074 Isso � um monte de terra. 1037 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,516 Bom Deus! 1038 01:06:05,516 --> 01:06:08,273 - Essa colina deve ter 6 metros de altura! - Bem, senhor ... 1039 01:06:08,273 --> 01:06:10,635 Isso s� vai te mostrar, n�o �? 1040 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,996 - Sargento major? - Senhor? 1041 01:06:15,996 --> 01:06:18,548 - Voc� j� viu essas feras? - Eu n�o tenho, senhor. 1042 01:06:18,548 --> 01:06:20,358 Obrigado, sargento major. 1043 01:06:20,358 --> 01:06:23,591 E se posso dizer, senhor se eu tivesse visto um animal assim ... 1044 01:06:23,591 --> 01:06:27,832 voc� precisaria de uma arma t�o grande quanto a que desceu o buraco para atirar com ele. 1045 01:06:27,832 --> 01:06:29,956 Muito obrigado, sargento major. 1046 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:38,355 Sargentos dispostos e capazes, voc� acabou de me dizer um tecido ... 1047 01:06:38,355 --> 01:06:40,396 Deus te aben�oe. 1048 01:06:40,396 --> 01:06:42,436 ... de mentiras. 1049 01:06:42,436 --> 01:06:44,476 O monte de voc� ... 1050 01:06:44,476 --> 01:06:49,315 vai remover minha arma de seu buraco atual e coloque-o em seu buraco! 1051 01:06:49,315 --> 01:06:51,356 Eu n�o me importo como voc� faz isso. 1052 01:06:51,356 --> 01:06:53,908 Mas voc� vai fazer isso, 1053 01:06:53,908 --> 01:06:57,231 e voc� vai continuar fazendo isso at� que seja feito. 1054 01:06:57,231 --> 01:06:58,912 Heave! 1055 01:06:58,912 --> 01:07:01,798 - Shorthouse, voc� est� arfando? - Eu estou arfando. 1056 01:07:01,798 --> 01:07:04,155 Olhe afiado, Sharpe! Heave! 1057 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,156 Voc� estraga minha arma ... 1058 01:07:08,156 --> 01:07:11,596 Eu vou te arruinar! Heave! 1060 01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,714 N�o, ele n�o vai se safar. 1061 01:07:22,714 --> 01:07:24,756 Nos fazendo suar assim. 1062 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,796 Como assim, n�s? 1063 01:07:27,796 --> 01:07:31,190 Ele n�o vai se safar fazendo voc� suar desse jeito. 1064 01:07:31,190 --> 01:07:34,716 - Mas ele est� fugindo com isso! - N�o por muito tempo, filho. 1065 01:07:34,716 --> 01:07:36,950 � uma inspe��o top de lat�o amanh�, n�? 1066 01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:39,793 Sim, sargento. - O brigadeiro est� chegando, n�o �? 1067 01:07:39,793 --> 01:07:42,269 Sim sargento. 1068 01:07:42,269 --> 01:07:44,316 O que sobre isso? 1069 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,316 Sobre isso, filho. 1070 01:07:47,316 --> 01:07:49,356 Ele foi longe demais. 1071 01:07:49,356 --> 01:07:54,434 Ent�o, vamos colocar em opera��o o Plano B. 1072 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,836 Bom Deus! 1073 01:08:05,836 --> 01:08:09,799 Melly parece ter transformado aquela garota em um homem. - Alegre, certo, senhor? 1074 01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:13,077 Voc� n�o acha que � pura ignor�ncia funcionou, n�o �? 1075 01:08:13,077 --> 01:08:17,119 - N�o poderia ser outra coisa, senhor? - Ele n�o tem mais nada. 1076 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,949 Parada! Parada! 1077 01:08:22,949 --> 01:08:24,996 Atten-shun! 1078 01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:37,077 Bom show, Melly. Voc� tem todos eles como guardas. 1079 01:08:37,077 --> 01:08:38,513 Muito obrigado senhor. 1080 01:08:38,513 --> 01:08:40,511 Todos eles executam t�o bem quanto parecem? 1081 01:08:40,511 --> 01:08:42,989 - Eu pus um fim a tudo isso, senhor. - O que? 1082 01:08:42,989 --> 01:08:45,913 Eu n�o quero dizer Eu parei eles se apresentando, senhor. 1083 01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:49,629 Eu tenho eles pararam eles ... Bem, erm ... 1084 01:08:49,629 --> 01:08:51,676 executando. 1085 01:08:51,676 --> 01:08:57,153 - N�o siga, meu velho. - Como posso colocar, senhor? 1086 01:08:57,153 --> 01:08:59,629 Eu erm ... Ah! 1087 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,356 Ah eu vejo. 1088 01:09:04,356 --> 01:09:06,396 Conseguiu um galinheiro? 1089 01:09:06,396 --> 01:09:08,436 Ha ha ha ha! 1090 01:09:08,436 --> 01:09:10,238 Com toda a certeza, senhor. 1091 01:09:10,238 --> 01:09:12,276 Sim, eu mesmo pensei assim mesmo. 1092 01:09:12,276 --> 01:09:14,351 Venha, Melly. Vamos rachar. 1093 01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:15,589 Muito bem, senhor. 1094 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,075 Cores, sargento-mor. - Senhor. 1096 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,515 - Um pouco de flora��o l�, Melly. - EU... 1097 01:09:40,515 --> 01:09:43,831 De quem � a bandeira? Nica-ragua? 1099 01:09:46,229 --> 01:09:48,276 Obrigado, Carstairs. 1100 01:09:48,276 --> 01:09:51,875 Com licen�a senhor. Puxe as calcinhas para baixo! 1101 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,355 N�o! 1102 01:09:57,355 --> 01:09:59,476 Voc� n�o! 1103 01:09:59,476 --> 01:10:01,516 Voc�, Bombardier. Abaixe-os! 1104 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:09,231 Sinto muito, senhor. Algum tipo de erro inocente. 1105 01:10:09,231 --> 01:10:12,869 Puxar calcinhas raramente � inocente e nunca um erro. 1106 01:10:12,869 --> 01:10:15,997 - O que? - Oh, um epigrama, senhor. 1107 01:10:15,997 --> 01:10:17,354 Eu digo, senhor! 1108 01:10:17,354 --> 01:10:20,193 Isso foi muito bom. Qual � o pr�ximo na agenda? 1109 01:10:20,193 --> 01:10:22,510 As coisas parecem estar marcando por aqui. 1110 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,556 Eu pensei em uma broca de pistola, senhor. 1111 01:10:24,556 --> 01:10:26,596 Tudo bem. Vamos atirar. 1114 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:36,709 Voc� f ... 1115 01:10:36,709 --> 01:10:39,473 Caia na coloca��o da arma! Mova-se! 1116 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,796 Venha. Mova-se! 1117 01:10:43,796 --> 01:10:46,235 Coloque os corpos em movimento! 1118 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:50,228 13-13 Bateria, no duplo ... 1119 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,716 ... pare por nada, pegue posts! 1120 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,356 Assista! Aarrghh! 1121 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,391 Melhor tir�-lo de l�, sargento major. 1122 01:11:04,391 --> 01:11:05,391 Senhor. 1123 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:11,552 Est�vel, senhor. Desculpe a familiaridade, senhor. 1125 01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:22,156 Aahh! Ohhh! 1126 01:11:22,156 --> 01:11:25,391 Ficou um pouco ali, Melly. 1127 01:11:25,391 --> 01:11:27,436 Buraco! Ha ha ha ha! 1128 01:11:27,436 --> 01:11:29,829 - Permiss�o para continuar, senhor. - Por favor fa�a. 1129 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,394 Voc�s dois homens l�. 1130 01:11:34,394 --> 01:11:38,632 N�o precisa de dois homens para levantar uma concha.Voc� n�o poderia nos chamar de dois homens, senhor. 1131 01:11:38,632 --> 01:11:39,994 Mais como um e meio. 1132 01:11:39,994 --> 01:11:42,913 - N�o precisa de um e meio. - Essas coisas s�o pesadas, senhor. 1133 01:11:42,913 --> 01:11:45,389 - Um homem pode fazer um mal. - Lixo! 1134 01:11:45,389 --> 01:11:47,357 Vamos. Entregue para mim. 1135 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,837 - Para voc�, sargento major. - Tigre, querida, deixa eu. 1136 01:11:54,837 --> 01:11:56,876 N�o diga querida na frente dos policiais. 1137 01:11:56,876 --> 01:12:00,839 Mas eu n�o suportaria se voc� esticasse algo antes mesmo de n�s ... 1138 01:12:00,839 --> 01:12:02,069 voc� sabe... 1139 01:12:02,069 --> 01:12:03,309 Eu n�o sei. 1140 01:12:03,309 --> 01:12:05,356 Bem, deixe-me ensinar-lhe. 1141 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,348 Eu acho essas coisas muito empolgantes. 1142 01:12:10,348 --> 01:12:12,396 Eu n�o sei porque. 1143 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:22,512 - Tire essa coisa de l�! - Ela bateu tudo. Deixe ficar. 1144 01:12:22,512 --> 01:12:24,556 Nesse caso, senhor, arma carregada, senhor. 1145 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:26,834 Rolamento 270! 1147 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,716 Ligue para Melly, vai? 1148 01:12:41,716 --> 01:12:43,756 Senhor. Capit�o Melly! 1149 01:12:43,756 --> 01:12:45,353 Senhor? 1150 01:12:45,353 --> 01:12:50,275 Certamente, no interesse da efici�ncia, voc� n�o deveria ter algu�m com ... aqueles ... 1151 01:12:50,275 --> 01:12:52,316 fazendo ... erm ... isso. 1152 01:12:52,316 --> 01:12:54,231 Voc� sabe, senhor, voc� est� certo. 1153 01:12:54,231 --> 01:12:56,993 Sim, bem, eu sempre tento e fique a par das coisas. 1154 01:12:56,993 --> 01:12:59,913 Droll, senhor. Muito divertido. 1155 01:12:59,913 --> 01:13:01,592 Hiscock? - Eu imploro seu perd�o. 1156 01:13:01,592 --> 01:13:03,636 Artilheiro Hiscock! Substitua esses ... 1157 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,910 ... ela, vai? 1158 01:13:06,910 --> 01:13:07,910 Sim. 1159 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,757 Continue, sargento. 1160 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:21,799 - QE 30. - Arma pronta para atirar, senhor. 1161 01:13:21,799 --> 01:13:23,836 Certo, aguarde! 1162 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,391 Fogo! 1164 01:13:30,391 --> 01:13:33,313 Dificilmente saiu com um estrondo, eh, Melly? 1165 01:13:33,313 --> 01:13:35,197 Execute a broca por falha de igni��o! 1166 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,996 Breach encravado, senhor. 1167 01:13:38,996 --> 01:13:41,116 Jammed Saia do meu caminho! 1168 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:50,476 Coloque um pouco de preto l�, Melly. 1169 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:55,032 - Permissao para tomar banho. - Onde voc� vai lev�-los? 1170 01:13:55,321 --> 01:13: 57,076 N�o este chuveiro, senhor. 1171 01:13:57,076 --> 01:13:58,991 Banho quente. 1172 01:13:58,991 --> 01:14:01,640 Sim. Bem, devo admitir, voc� parece um pouco sujo. 1173 01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,439 Continue com a inspe��o do brigadeiro, Sargento major. 1174 01:14:04,439 --> 01:14:05,794 Hah! 1175 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,914 Vamos come�ar na bagun�a, senhor? 1176 01:14:11,914 --> 01:14:14,195 Parece estar nele j�. 1177 01:14:14,195 --> 01:14:16,236 Ha ha ha. Humpf! 1178 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,509 Come�ar� a trabalhar em breve. 1179 01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:51,632 Ele ficar� azul brilhante assim que ele fica ao ar livre. 1180 01:14:51,632 --> 01:14:53,676 Hee-hee hee-hee! 1181 01:14:55,120 --> 01:15:00,148 Se voc� pudesse ver o seu caminho claro, senhor, para me conceder uma transfer�ncia, eu seria eternamente grato. 1182 01:15:00,148 --> 01:15:03,357 Eu faria qualquer coisa, senhor. Qualquer miss�o que voc� queira sugerir. 1183 01:15:03,357 --> 01:15:06,034 Eu poderia saltar de p�ra-quedas na Alemanha. Mate o Hitler. 1184 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:13,152 Capit�o Melly retomando o dever, senhor. 1185 01:15:13,152 --> 01:15:15,834 Melly? - Senhor? 1186 01:15:15,834 --> 01:15:20,072 Melly, da �ltima vez que te vi, voc� era negro. Agora voc� ficou azul. 1187 01:15:20,072 --> 01:15:22,037 Azul? 1188 01:15:22,037 --> 01:15:24,270 Azul. Espelho. 1189 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,197 - Azul como bunda de babu�no. - Ha ha! Ah ... 1190 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,956 Permiss�o para tomar outro banho, senhor. 1191 01:15:41,956 --> 01:15:46,238 - Concedido. - Continue com a inspe��o, sargento major. 1192 01:15:46,238 --> 01:15:47,238 Hah! 1193 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,990 Por outro lado, senhor, se voc� n�o gosta de mim derrubando Hitler, 1194 01:15:55,990 --> 01:16:00,073 que tal esse gordo gordo de um italiano comerciante de sorvetes Musso-bloody-lini? 1195 01:16:00,073 --> 01:16:02,628 - Voc� � um covarde, sargento major? - Eu senhor? 1196 01:16:02,628 --> 01:16:06,349 Voc� quer se safar, tentando matar Hitler e Mussolini 1197 01:16:06,349 --> 01:16:09,193 e fugir de baixo esse trabalho muito duro aqui? 1198 01:16:09,193 --> 01:16:11,236 Apenas uma sugest�o, senhor. 1199 01:16:11,236 --> 01:16:13,993 Sangrento envergonhado, voc� deveria estar. O que � isso? 1200 01:16:13,993 --> 01:16:15,718 Sala de jogos, senhor. 1201 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:27,788 Qual � o nome desse jogo, sargento major? 1202 01:16:27,788 --> 01:16:30,838 - Combate desarmado ... senhor. - Oh 1203 01:16:30,838 --> 01:16:34,469 O que o sargento significa, senhor, � ... Ahem! 1204 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:41,268 ... � que voc� nunca pode ter certeza quando os paraquedistas nazistas pudessem pousar, senhor. 1205 01:16:41,268 --> 01:16:43,316 E devemos estar prontos para eles. 1206 01:16:43,316 --> 01:16:45,356 Lutando com mulheres? 1207 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,319 Ah, senhor, n�s ouvimos ... sobre as freiras, senhor. 1208 01:16:49,319 --> 01:16:53,871 Voc� sabe, senhor. As freiras quando os sapos foi feito. Com Tommy arma seus h�bitos. 1209 01:16:53,871 --> 01:16:58,397 Aquelas freiras, sargento-mor, eram soldados alem�es disfar�ados. 1210 01:16:58,397 --> 01:17:00,436 O que n�s est�vamos fazendo, senhor 1211 01:17:00,436 --> 01:17:05,992 estava se acostumando com a sensa��o de lutar contra algo em saias. 1212 01:17:05,992 --> 01:17:09,629 Mm-hm O que voc� diz, Carstairs? 1213 01:17:09,629 --> 01:17:10,349 Mm-hm 1214 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:16,237 - Voc� pode explicar isso, sargento? Bem, senhor. Isso � erm ... 1215 01:17:16,237 --> 01:17:18,276 bem, uma bateria mista, senhor. 1216 01:17:18,276 --> 01:17:23,957 E er ... bem, em uma bateria mista, voc� tem que er ... 1217 01:17:23,957 --> 01:17:26,110 - Misture. - Misture. 1218 01:17:26,110 --> 01:17:29,192 Carstairs, voc� se imagina no combate desarmado, n�o �? 1219 01:17:29,192 --> 01:17:31,589 Eu conhe�o um truque ou dois, senhor. 1220 01:17:31,589 --> 01:17:34,399 - V� em frente. Escolha seu oponente. Obrigado, senhor. 1221 01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:45,316 voc�. Aquele homem l�. 1222 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,875 - Eu senhor? - N�o n�o. N�o! N�o voc�, Bombardier. 1223 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,630 Eu nunca luto com um homem de �culos. 1224 01:17:54,630 --> 01:17:56,199 Vou tir�-los, senhor. 1225 01:17:56,199 --> 01:17:59,750 N�o n�o. Vai ser muito perigoso. Obrigado. De volta � linha. 1226 01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:00,909 Senhor. 1227 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,395 Voc�. Aquele homem ali. 1228 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:07,913 Eu senhor? 1229 01:18:07,913 --> 01:18:09,956 Sim voc�. 1230 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:15,231 Senhor, por que voc� n�o tenta uma das nossas jovens senhoras? 1231 01:18:15,231 --> 01:18:18,517 - Eh? Boa ideia. Por que n�o tentar uma de suas damas? 1232 01:18:18,517 --> 01:18:22,275 S� para mostrar o qu�o avan�ado no jogo que estamos, senhor. 1233 01:18:22,275 --> 01:18:25,193 - Senhoras, bem ... - Boa ideia. Continue. 1234 01:18:25,193 --> 01:18:27,874 - Ffoukes Sharpe! - Perd�o? 1235 01:18:27,874 --> 01:18:29,916 - Senhor! - Senhor. 1236 01:18:29,916 --> 01:18:33,197 - Se eu fosse voc�, senhor ... Sim, sargento major. 1237 01:18:33,197 --> 01:18:35,236 Como voc� queria que fosse eu. 1238 01:18:35,236 --> 01:18:39,359 - N�o, senhor, acho que devo avis�-lo ... - N�o se preocupe, eu n�o vou machuc�-la. 1240 01:18:42,516 --> 01:18:44,556 Certo, Ffoukes Sharpe. En garde! 1241 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:50,991 Do que eles tem medo, o que? 1242 01:18:50,991 --> 01:18:52,638 Aguarde, sargento! 1243 01:18:52,638 --> 01:18:54,312 Oooh! Aarrghh! 1244 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,518 Obrigado madame. 1245 01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:11,236 Eu n�o estava pronto, senhor. 1246 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:16,558 Venha, Carstairs. Eu acho que n�s dois penduramos por aqui tempo suficiente, n�o �? 1247 01:19:16,558 --> 01:19:17,914 Ha ha 1248 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,791 Quem perpetrou essa piada azul vai sofrer. 1249 01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:31,076 Sofra! Eu vou mat�-los! 1250 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:33,997 Eu vou fazer carne de cachorro deles. 1251 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:38,152 Eu vou mostrar a eles quem est� vestindo as cal�as por aqui. 1252 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,754 Boa tarde, senhor. 1253 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:13,636 Eu digo, senhor. Que o pessoal do ATS vestindo um bigode! 1254 01:20:13,636 --> 01:20:16,393 Isso n�o � privado da ATS, Carstairs. Isso � Melly! 1256 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,470 13-13 Bateria, pegue a postagem! 1257 01:20:31,470 --> 01:20:34,313 Esta��es de a��o, Carstairs. Esta��es de a��o! 1258 01:20:34,313 --> 01:20:36,277 Isso � real, sargento major? 1259 01:20:36,277 --> 01:20:39,272 Sim, garoto ador�vel. � voc� contra o Hun desta vez! 1260 01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:43,553 Mova-se! Mova-se! Vamos! Vamos! 1261 01:20:43,553 --> 01:20:46,279 Sixpence para cada um que voc� abater. 1262 01:20:46,279 --> 01:20:48,316 Dois bob se for alem�o! 1263 01:20:48,316 --> 01:20:50,356 Come on! Come on! Move yourselves! 1264 01:20:50,356 --> 01:20:52,396 Move yourselves! Come on! Come on! 1265 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:03,110 Here, did you see that? 1266 01:21:03,110 --> 01:21:06,875 Leonard, you cannot expect a brigadier to expose himself. 1267 01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:11,591 I think perhaps we should go now. Get those bloody guns ready! 1268 01:21:11,591 --> 01:21:16,356 MELLY: Put those gas masks on! No.1 detachment, take post! 1269 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,395 Right! Stand by! 1270 01:21:22,395 --> 01:21:25,040 With respect, sir. You is improperly dressed. 1271 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:28,749 If it wasn't for you, Sergeant Major, I wouldn't be in this shape. 1272 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,474 - I reckon they're Fokkers. - Have you got it up? 1273 01:21:38,474 --> 01:21:41,279 - I beg your pardon? - The shell, man. The shell! 1274 01:21:41,279 --> 01:21:43,954 - That's rammed up all right, sir. - Then fire it! 1275 01:21:43,954 --> 01:21:45,951 Fire! 1276 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,669 SPITFIRE PILOT: Bloody hell! 1277 01:21:49,669 --> 01:21:52,115 Don't shoot at him. Shoot at them! 1278 01:21:52,115 --> 01:21:55,272 You dozy idle fool! 1279 01:21:55,272 --> 01:21:56,472 220-35-29! 1280 01:21:58,560 --> 01:21:59,879 Fire! 1281 01:21:59,879 --> 01:22:00,949 Fire! 1282 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,076 190-30-28! 1283 01:22:06,076 --> 01:22:08,116 Shorthouse! 1284 01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:11,876 Get that shell in the breach! 1285 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,556 Oh, for heaven's sake! 1286 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,194 - Get out! - Fire! 1287 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:26,551 - We've got him, Sergeant Major. - Let's hope it's one of theirs. 1288 01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,757 - Aaaaaahh! - Well done, lads! Again! 1289 01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,330 Fire! 1290 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,156 It's a hit, sir. It's a hit! 1291 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:44,317 - Well done, Tiger. - Thank you, Smelly... sir. 1292 01:22:44,317 --> 01:22:46,277 Do it again! Do it again! 1293 01:22:46,277 --> 01:22:47,793 MELLY: Fire! 1294 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,718 It's another hit, sir! 1295 01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,153 Well done, Jock. 1296 01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:57,593 Do it again! 1297 01:22:57,593 --> 01:22:59,636 Right, stand back, you two! 1298 01:22:59,636 --> 01:23:02,280 That's it. Fire! 1299 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,348 You've done it. You've done it, my lovely boys! 1300 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,753 - We did it! We did it! - Leonard, you did it. 1301 01:23:16,753 --> 01:23:18,796 - No, we did it, Till. - We did? 1302 01:23:18,796 --> 01:23:20,711 Take that message back to Hitler! 1303 01:23:20,711 --> 01:23:22,028 Ahhh! 1304 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:26,836 A-haaaa! 1305 01:23:26,836 --> 01:23:30,151 Go on, Tiger. It's your birthday! 1306 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:36,636 - I love you. - You can tell him that as well. 1307 01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,029 All right. 1308 01:23:52,029 --> 01:23:54,509 Parade... stand at ease! 1309 01:23:54,509 --> 01:23:57,034 Stand easy. 1310 01:23:57,034 --> 01:24:02,513 Now, I am sure that you is all dying to know the state of your commanding officer. 1311 01:24:02,513 --> 01:24:08,391 And I is very happy to inform you that apart from a cracked funny bone, 1312 01:24:08,391 --> 01:24:12,951 sustained in the recoil, and a couple of sprained fingers from tugging the toggle, 1313 01:24:12,951 --> 01:24:15,793 he is in what might be described as rude health. 1314 01:24:15,793 --> 01:24:23,753 In fact, he is coming out here now to congratulate you as you so richly deserves. 1315 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:33,713 # And the same to you! 1316 01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:40,511 Hooray! 1317 01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:49,275 And so it came about that through the blunderings of one poor bloody officer, 1318 01:24:49,275 --> 01:24:52,033 a certain person who shall be nameless was able to create 1319 01:24:52,033 --> 01:24:55,795 an everlasting symbol of encouragement and devotion to duty, 1320 01:24:55,795 --> 01:24:58,553 a symbol accepted throughout the entire world! 101539

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