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Oh for the --
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We're already late, what'd
ya go and start that for?
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I didn't!
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So, it just
spontaneously combusted.
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So creepy...
look, I've got goosebumps.
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I'm sure you do.
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What is --
is something burning?!
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No!
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Maybe you're having a stroke!
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I'm not having a stroke!
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That's great, Mother, keep
those periodic updates coming!
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Oh shut up.
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Hey, Friday happy
hour, you guys in?
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Gimme that.
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No no no no no that's not --
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-- water.
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Well what the hell was it?!
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Grappa.
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- Aww...
- No shit, that was like twenty bucks' worth.
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Who drinks a
pint of grappa?!
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Well nobody
now, Wendy Wasteful.
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So you can buy my first
couple of rounds.
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- Nah, I can't, we --
- No, you can.
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I'm allowing you.
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- Oh my God, thank you
- You're welcome.
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but we've got dates.
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Meaning the
fruit of the date palm?
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Muh-huh.
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Date dates, dingdong.
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With who?
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Oh, just some
handsome firemen I met.
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At a warehouse fire.
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So c'mon, let's go already!
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My cooch has cobwebs on it.
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Ew.
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Krieger, hey, wanna get a drink?
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Oooooooooooooh, no.
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- It's mushi night, movie and sushi
- With... oh.
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Meaning that's tentacle porn.
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"Fisherman's Wife"
and "Fisherman's Wife Two:"
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"The Re-Tentacling."
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Mother, hey,
wanna go get a drink?
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You know, as a
matter of fact, I do.
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- Oh, okay, uh --
- And as another matter of fact, I am.
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With Ron, in the bar
at The Tuntmore.
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And if he plays his cards right, he'll
be wetting a lot more than his --
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Oww!
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What is wrong with you?!
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Well for one
thing, tinnitus!
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Which... Yeah, I think
it's getting worse.
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And how do they all have dates,
these aren't people you date,
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I'm who should have a date,
I'm the... best at dates.
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Hmm, I wonder if
Lana has a date.
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Yes!
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- Lana?
- Yes!
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- You heard that?
- Yes!
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Who're you,
Jaime Sommers?
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Yes!
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No seriously, I can barely hear me,
are my ears really that messed up?
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Okay, Jesus, I'm not deaf,
I'm just --
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Going to vomit.
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I am going to vomit.
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Not on my
carpet, you're not!
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I -- Oh for God's
sake, get a room!
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We did.
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Shut up, because first of all...
I don't have to explain myself to you,
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of all people, and --
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-- and if you blow that
thing again the next time you
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hear it'll be when some whore
is giving you a blow job.
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Doesn't even make sense.
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I think she means she'll
shove it up your --
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Dickhole, and where
did you get that?!
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Rape prevention class.
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Which, turns out, is a
not-good place to meet women.
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No shit.
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Yeah, it's like their guard is
so up, it's -- Cyril, scotch, where?!
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Well if you mean my
grandfather's Glengoolie Blue,
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you drank it and then puked
it into my trash can!
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Oh my God, Lana I get,
she wants to make me jealous,
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but are you seriously just
getting me back for the scotch?!
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Do you even hear yourself?
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It honestly
kinda comes and goes.
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Well, since thanks to you I didn't
do the former, now we're doing the latter.
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Cyril, go start the car.
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- Are you not going--
- Cyril?
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Remember the ground
rules for this?
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So carefully negotiated?
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I will go start the car.
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- And before you say it --
- How long's it been since you got laid, Lana?
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That's not why I'm
dating Cyril again!
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- Uh-huh, so two --
- No! Not two years!
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Ass.
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Fourteen months.
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So go ahead, laugh.
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At what?
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I was gonna say two weeks.
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Two years is... Lana, that's the --
third saddest thing I've heard today.
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Pam told me about a little girl who
drowned trying to save a puppy.
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Jesus... what was
the second saddest?
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The puppy drowned too.
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But it's a close third, I mean don't do this,
Lana, c'mon, I'd be happy to bang you.
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Me and anybody who
could fog a mirror.
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Well before, maybe, but I
really think I've changed, Ya know!
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And-or matured!
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Ha.
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No, I'm serious, with the cancer,
and my possible father dying, and um...
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oh my God, the tinnitus?!
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- Archer...
- Hang on, should we get that?
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Get what?
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Is the phone not...?
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Damn you, tinnitus,
you're a cruel mistress!
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But seriously, do
you not hear that?
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Yes, now!
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It's your phone!
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Oh. Duh.
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Wait please, Lana, c'mon, you can't
deny we're attracted to each other!
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So?!
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So what if all that
stuff really has matured me?
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I know I'm not perfect, but
you have to admit I'm better!
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Than?
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Than I was!
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And also than Cyril
could ever be.
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- First of all, Cyril --
- Cheated on you as much as I did, Lana,
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- and I'm ten times handsomer than
him, so... - They're the same!
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Lana, be
honest with yourself.
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It was actually
about ten times worse.
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What happened to your
idiot voicemail?!
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I'm doing this new thing, where
now it just rings, drives people crazy.
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- Oh my God, you have matured...
- Lana, I have!
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Just let me prove it!
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If.
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In some crazy parallel
universe I agreed to that.
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How would you.
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By -- Jesus, hang on, Woodhouse
might be trapped in the dumbwaiter again.
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He was in there two
days last time.
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Your apartment's one level,
how do you have a dumbwaiter?
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Goes sideways.
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Mmmmmmmmyello?
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Speaking.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, bye.
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Yes!
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Okay, Lana, check you later.
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What?
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What about all that just now?
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All what just now?
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About how much you've matured,
and how you want to get back together?
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That's what you heard?
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Wow, your ears are
even worse than mine.
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Wait, was that
even Woodhouse?
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Nooop!
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Then who was it?!
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Yes, my dear
Sterling, come for me.
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Phrezzing, boom.
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Hey, asshole!
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Thanks.
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And oh, my name is Cyril Figgis.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Thenk you,
they are beautiful.
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Sorry about the chocolate, I
didn't know you were allergic or whatever.
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The alkaloids.
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They can make a problem
with my bioelectronics.
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Oh. Right.
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Because you have those.
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And I'm sorry
if you misunderstood.
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I did not call you
for the romance.
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I -- yeah I mean yeah,
no, duh, and besides I wouldn't
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be interested, I have
a girlfriend, so.
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Oh.
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Yeah, an actress.
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Of stage and screen.
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Oh.
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Well, I hope she
makes you happy.
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Is funny, you don't
ask where is Barry.
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What do you mean where is
Barry, he's -- Yeah, where is Barry?
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I... I don't know!
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And only one week after, well, you
know, when I left you for him,
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he said he must go
for work, to London.
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- Wow, that was months ago...
- And since then, nothing!
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Not a word!
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What could have
happened to him?!
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- Uhhh...
- Noooooooooooooooooooo!
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He is on space station?!
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But why?!
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Well, ya know, I hate to say
this, but obviously he met someone else.
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Sterling. Pliz.
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Yeah, that was the -- third
dumbest thing I've ever said.
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Wait, what
were the first two?
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Buddy, you
just sold a timeshare!
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Make that two timeshares!
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- Goddamn maintenance fees...
- Sterling, will you please help me find him?
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How?
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That office was just a trailer.
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Barry.
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Oh. Barry, right.
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Pliz, Sterling.
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If you ever truly loved me, you
will help Barry to come home to me.
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'kay.
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Okay, lemme get this straight...
You wanna help psycho
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cyborg supervillain Barry, who's trapped
in space like General frickin Zod,
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get back to earth so
she'll dump him for you?
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Right?
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When Barry gets back she'll
realize what a dick he is,
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so she'll need somebody to talk to, so enter
Sterling Archer, the sensitive friend!
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What is
this, Opposite World?
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Yeah, right?
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Oh for -- this is
not Opposite World.
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- I think in her mind that mean
- God, okay!
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This is Opposite World!
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Whew!
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Um, okay, and since
certain people around
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here may not see how
brilliant my plan is,
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- they're gonna need to be --
Convinced?
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I'm sorry, did
you say incapacitated?
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- Because, Krieger, I can't have the--
- Responsible people?
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Naysayers!
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Walk in on you while you're
helping Barry build a rocket!
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Barry The
Unstoppable Psycho-Cyborg.
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He's not
unstoppable anymore!
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Ray's got bionic legs!
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But if you don't wanna see two
robots smashing each other with
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cop cars and shit as they fight to the
death through the streets of Manhattan...
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Bup bup bup bup bup!
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Stop.
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My penis can only get so erect.
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HOLOGRAM: Honntou ne...
[Very true...]
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I was tired!
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Ew.
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Cyril?
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What.
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Ew.
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Ray?
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What.
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Seriously, how
is that even a genre?
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And is this just
jackoff central?
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Ugh, not with all
this damn racket!
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Wh-? Why aren't
you in position?!
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I am, this is how I do it!
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Wh-? Ewww!
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I meant with Mother!
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Oh.
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I put Cheryl on that.
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Great, Miss
Opposite World?!
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You heard
me, do not go in there.
252
00:11:13,029 --> 00:11:14,629
Why, what are
you hiding this time?
253
00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:18,234
Probably another one of
her so-called mystery fires.
254
00:11:18,301 --> 00:11:23,005
Lana, I said no!
255
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:27,343
Okay, so where's
the... fire.
256
00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:32,848
Worst. Day. Evah!
257
00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:33,949
Okay status report!
258
00:11:34,017 --> 00:11:35,117
Mother in there?
259
00:11:35,185 --> 00:11:35,751
No.
260
00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,452
Carol, open
this damn door!
261
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,655
- Um, okay, now I just need to find
- Cheryl!
262
00:11:40,723 --> 00:11:41,823
And neither is Lana.
263
00:11:41,892 --> 00:11:42,657
Nice!
264
00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:47,396
Hey excellent job, seriously--
Ow! I mean... totally shit job?
265
00:11:47,463 --> 00:11:48,097
Cheryl!
266
00:11:48,164 --> 00:11:48,898
Thank you.
267
00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:52,134
- So when I said this is Opposite World --
- Pam.
268
00:11:52,202 --> 00:11:54,303
The important thing
is that I'm happy.
269
00:11:54,371 --> 00:11:56,671
Try not to overthink it.
270
00:11:56,739 --> 00:11:59,808
I just wanna help you finish
your new spaceship, why is that weird?
271
00:11:59,876 --> 00:12:02,912
Why is that weird -- Because my
sworn purpose in life is to murder your
272
00:12:02,979 --> 00:12:03,946
little buddy Archer?
273
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:04,646
Archer?
274
00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:07,349
No way man, I hate that guy!
275
00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:08,017
Since when?
276
00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:11,086
Since, um, he
slept with my girlfriend!
277
00:12:11,154 --> 00:12:13,755
Dattara iinoni...
[I wish.]
278
00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:14,390
Keep it up.
279
00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:15,991
God, that is
just classic Archer!
280
00:12:16,059 --> 00:12:16,725
Right?
281
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:19,828
I mean, not a huge surprise,
from a self-centered alcoholic
282
00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:21,680
who feels compelled to
sleep with every woman
283
00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:23,257
he meets because
that's the only way to
284
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,834
fill the emptiness inside where
his mother's love should -- ow!
285
00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:27,269
Do what?
286
00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:28,804
One sec?
287
00:12:28,871 --> 00:12:29,704
What the shit?!
288
00:12:29,772 --> 00:12:32,207
What, you said be convin--
Convincing!
289
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:33,542
Not deliberately hurtful!
290
00:12:33,609 --> 00:12:34,443
Well?!
291
00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:35,477
Yo, asshole!
292
00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:36,611
What're we doing here?
293
00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:38,314
Fixing that
spaceship, buddy!
294
00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:40,549
Looks like it's just
about done, huh?
295
00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:44,219
Yeah, those scientists
were pretty resourceful.
296
00:12:44,287 --> 00:12:45,620
Until they all died.
297
00:12:45,688 --> 00:12:49,158
And how did
they, um, all die?
298
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:52,294
Oh... different ways.
299
00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:53,662
'kay.
300
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,064
Swift and severe.
301
00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:58,800
The punishment will
be swift and severe.
302
00:12:58,868 --> 00:13:01,636
I mean it, Lana, that
girl is out of here.
303
00:13:01,704 --> 00:13:05,474
Aww, and right when she was gonna
invest ten million dollars in ISIS.
304
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:06,675
She said that?!
305
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,145
Oh my God, that phony
prospectus must've worked!
306
00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:11,947
Do you think the
money's in here?!
307
00:13:12,015 --> 00:13:14,216
Come on, help me
look in these boxes!
308
00:13:14,284 --> 00:13:14,816
Malory!
309
00:13:14,884 --> 00:13:16,018
What?!
310
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,519
Oh.
311
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:18,620
Dammit.
312
00:13:18,688 --> 00:13:22,591
So yeah... Krieger's helping
Barry finish his rocketship,
313
00:13:22,658 --> 00:13:26,161
and when he gets home he can...
tell you about the other woman.
314
00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:26,828
The what?!
315
00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:28,530
Wait, how'd we
get to another woman?
316
00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:31,166
Oh my God, do you
have proof of this?!
317
00:13:31,234 --> 00:13:35,804
- No, I -- can probably get some...
- Oh, Sterling!
318
00:13:35,872 --> 00:13:40,142
- If Barry really is cheating on me...
- And also if I prove it somehow...
319
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,877
Then he will
be dead to me!
320
00:13:41,944 --> 00:13:45,814
Because I will kill him
with my bare hands!
321
00:13:45,882 --> 00:13:51,286
Yeah, or not, since then there's
no reason for him to come home at all!
322
00:13:51,354 --> 00:13:52,054
What's that?
323
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,355
Nothing, what?
324
00:13:53,423 --> 00:13:55,524
Oh, you mean that?
325
00:13:55,591 --> 00:13:58,960
Sorry, that's... just
a sympathy boner.
326
00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:05,988
Oww!
327
00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:06,956
Woooo!
328
00:14:07,023 --> 00:14:09,459
Cyril Figgis strikes again!
329
00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:19,192
Status report!
330
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,294
Terrible!
331
00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,562
Wait, what
hap -- goddammit!
332
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:23,496
What?!
333
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:24,864
Dude, assimilate!
334
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,334
Are Mother and
Lana still in the vault?
335
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,001
No.
336
00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:29,702
I -- rrgh!
337
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:33,307
A situation, by the way,
for which I blame you entirely.
338
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:35,142
How is this my fault?!
339
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:39,379
You were the -- holy shit, there really
are nerve gas canisters up here!
340
00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:41,114
I thought that was a joke!
341
00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:42,515
How is that funny?
342
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,284
Because I said so.
343
00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:45,552
What's this
even written on?
344
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,154
A bar bill,
and just do it.
345
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,156
Forget about actually
fixing the rocket.
346
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,624
But what about
the robot fight?!
347
00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:53,793
And why are you
beating on shit?!
348
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,429
Because shit is stuck!
349
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:55,929
Dude!
350
00:14:55,997 --> 00:14:57,331
It's not a frickin tractor!
351
00:14:57,398 --> 00:15:00,133
Yeah, that's what all the
space-nerds up here kept saying.
352
00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:03,136
Until Other Barry just
couldn't stand it anymore.
353
00:15:03,204 --> 00:15:04,304
I --
Krieger!
354
00:15:04,372 --> 00:15:06,940
Forget the robot fight and
just read the damn script!
355
00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:09,609
Then upload the audio
to the mainframe!
356
00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:11,578
Okay, either Barry!
357
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,547
I need you to find a female
co-ax bus connector.
358
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:17,817
What's a female...
whatever look like?
359
00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:18,685
Pam!
360
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,987
Pam!
361
00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:21,321
Paaaaaam!
362
00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:22,255
Whaaat?!
363
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:25,425
C'mon, I need your help on --
wait, what were you doing in there?
364
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:26,193
Nothin.
365
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,660
But don't go in there!
366
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,129
No, huh-uh!
367
00:15:29,197 --> 00:15:32,366
That's how Mother and Lana
wound up locked in the vault!
368
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:35,402
- A situation, by the way, for which--
I heard you!
369
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:35,902
C'mon!
370
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,305
You're still into all that
stupid AV stuff, right?
371
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:42,218
Uh... Not reeeally...
372
00:15:42,244 --> 00:15:45,904
- Okay, so screw those in...
- Wait... all of 'em?
373
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,580
Dammit
man, I said screw!
374
00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:49,282
I am screwing!
375
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,418
Wow, this
might actually work.
376
00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:52,319
What's that?
377
00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:53,987
I said why
not use this one.
378
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,355
No! Gimme that!
379
00:15:55,423 --> 00:15:56,623
Why, what's on here?
380
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,425
Nothing! Jesus!
381
00:15:58,493 --> 00:15:59,893
Christ, Ray!
382
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,261
Is it too much to ask?!
383
00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:02,529
Just once?!
384
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:07,734
To be unconscious in a bathroom without
being sexually assaulted by -- you, um...
385
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,136
...have a dart in your neck.
386
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:11,104
Oh. So do you.
387
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:12,272
Oh.
388
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,142
- Sorry I accused you of, um...
- It's okay.
389
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:17,244
C'mon, let's find our --
390
00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:22,615
- Noooooooooooooooooooo!
- Noooooooooooooooooooo!
391
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:25,852
Yes... owww!
392
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,653
Will you focus?!
393
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,721
That's as good
as I can get it!
394
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:29,689
Dicknuts!
395
00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:33,993
Shut up, okay, then that'll have
to do, so make a tape or whatever, and --
396
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:37,964
So, just a quick heads up,
Ms. Archer and Lana are still in the vault.
397
00:16:38,032 --> 00:16:38,932
Wh-?
398
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,407
Then why are you bothering--
399
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,526
- Carol!
- Cheryl!
400
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,904
Pam you better
not be making pornos!
401
00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:45,672
'kay!
402
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:46,806
Tape, woman, tape!
403
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,108
Okay, here!
404
00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:50,410
Dicknuts!
405
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,021
I'm afraid I
have some bad news.
406
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:05,925
Now, the audio's a little rough, ya
know, it's from outer space, but --
407
00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:06,759
Sterling, pliz!
408
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,095
I want to hear it.
409
00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:11,364
- Well, Katya, you say that...
- Barry?
410
00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:12,932
Barry it's me, Archer.
411
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,334
That's not me,
talking to Barry.
412
00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:14,767
Shh!
413
00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:15,635
Classic Archer!
414
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,370
That's Barry, talking to--
Shhhhh!
415
00:17:17,438 --> 00:17:20,267
Yeah so listen, Katya
asked me to call you...
416
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:20,999
Shit.
417
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,809
She's wondering
why you left.
418
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,078
Because couldn't
stand it anymore.
419
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,716
So you lied
to her about being on
420
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,874
- the space station because--
- Archer.
421
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,884
I am screwing!
422
00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:32,552
Female.
423
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,287
Scientists up here all of 'em?
424
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:37,190
Oh, I was
gonna ask which one but--
425
00:17:37,196 --> 00:17:37,915
All of 'em?
426
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,252
All of 'em?
All of --
427
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,994
- Okay Barry, I --
- Different ways.
428
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:41,761
Like?
429
00:17:41,829 --> 00:17:42,295
In.
430
00:17:42,363 --> 00:17:43,096
Asshole!
431
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:45,298
Okay, Barry!
432
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:49,336
Jesus, have some--
433
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:50,337
Katya, baby, don't!
434
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,240
C'mon, you'll -- wait, does
that even hurt your hands?
435
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:56,676
The only thing
that hurts is my heart!
436
00:17:56,744 --> 00:18:01,381
And when Barry gets back, his heart
will hurt, because I will rip it out!
437
00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:04,217
What if... Barry
wasn't coming back?
438
00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:06,386
But you said Krieger
was fixing rocket.
439
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:11,090
Yeah, but only because he wanted
to see an epic robot fi -- oh, shit!
440
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,259
Will you excuse me?
441
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,060
For a sec?
442
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,964
No no no no no no no no!
443
00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:19,266
Yes!
444
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,600
I think that's got 'er, dude!
445
00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:22,536
Told you it was
the viscous coupling!
446
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,437
Well goody,
you win space camp.
447
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:29,075
So tell Archer I'm coming for him,
phrasing, boom, and both Barrys out!
448
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:30,477
Krieger!
449
00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:33,746
Why is Barry rocket-shipping away
from the frickin space station?!
450
00:18:33,814 --> 00:18:36,616
Because Newton's
Third Law of Motion?
451
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:38,918
Hey thanks,
Neil deGrasse Tyson!
452
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,416
Oooooh,
deGrasse Tyson-san...
453
00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:44,115
How the hell
did you fix his ship?!
454
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,559
I gave you a bunch of gibberish!
455
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,628
I may have gone
a teeny bit off script?
456
00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:49,229
Wh-?
457
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:50,664
What is wrong with you?!
458
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:51,498
With me?
459
00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,500
Dude, robot fight.
460
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:56,736
- Oh, and Barry said tell you he's--
I heard him!
461
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,905
Okay, I'll tell Katya to pack
a bag and we'll move to,
462
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:03,410
Alaska or somewhere else snowy,
where he can't track us!
463
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:04,544
Doesn't
even make sense.
464
00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:06,746
You know what
doesn't make sense?!
465
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:09,115
The number you have dialed
has been disconnected or is --
466
00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:10,350
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
467
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:11,851
longer in service.
468
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:12,552
Goodbye.
469
00:19:15,456 --> 00:19:18,358
Hey, punkin pie!
470
00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:22,061
Dun't give me your pie of pumpkin,
Barry, you are in the big trouble!
471
00:19:22,129 --> 00:19:23,463
- I --
- I told you!
472
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,898
I said dun't try to kill
Sterling and what do you do?!
473
00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:26,966
Um, that.
474
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:27,800
Da.
475
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,402
But I do what you ask me.
476
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:33,005
To repair your rocket, I use Sterling,
and once again break his heart, so --
477
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:34,741
Archer? Please.
478
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,843
No. You pliz, he loves me.
479
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,811
You should have heard
thet pathetic tape.
480
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,614
- Well whatever, look --
- No. You look.
481
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:44,150
When you get home you are going
to hev some new ground rules.
482
00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:45,585
Okay, hon?
483
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:51,157
Look, I'm sorry I lied, but,
ya know, I make the rules.
484
00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:55,895
- I mean, I am the head of the KGB, so--
- Hello?
485
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:58,064
Darling, you are breaking up.
486
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,871
Now who do I hev to screw
to get a drink around here?
487
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,239
Nobody, ma'am.
488
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:10,310
Unless you wunt.
489
00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:14,180
And if you do wunt,
I ken be buttum.
490
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,880
No problum there.
491
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:23,180
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