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We the poor working people
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Getting ulcers, running around
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Chicken feed is our reward
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Rough deal is what we get
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The boss is ever ready to explode
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His barks are long, his face longer
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When we ask for a raise
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Brother, you're in for a treat
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Working like a dog
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Things keep on going wrong
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Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up?
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At least making our effort worthwhile
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it's tit for tat,
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tat for tit
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We the poor working people
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Slaves to money for life
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Our misery, it's unspeakable
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But we don't take it for granted
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Happiness is not ours to share
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Sufferings are our to bear
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A little more is a little more. We care
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At least making our effort worthwhile
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it's tit for tat,
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tat for tit
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We the poor working people
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Slaves to money for life
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Our misery, it's unspeakable
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But we don't take it for granted
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You fool! Want to kill yourself?
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Great! Great!
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How much are the gas lamps?
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Eighty odd dollars
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What do you want it for?
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You are fired from tomorrow onwards
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Get a lamp and go sell your martial arts
in the streets
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Guaranteed to satisfy
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For sure it's sweet; try it
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It's rotten already
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Sir, any favorite chicks?
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Just looking
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Seen a guy with a moustache?
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Yeah, inside, having fun
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Want one yourself?
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No thanks, I don't play such games
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You've taken some dope again?
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How much do you charge?
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You never take off your glasses?
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Without them,
I can't see clearly in my dream
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In my dream
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Come out! Dreamy eyes!
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What is your name?
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Sze Ma Keh
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Your real name?
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Chu Mu
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Telephone number?
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250136
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Say, what's that's for?
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Nothing, we just have to call your wife
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That's worse than going to jail
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Next... what's your name?
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Wong Yeuk See
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Telephone number?
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Private detective
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Sir, I used to be...
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a cop at Cheung Chau
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Oh yeah?
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Inspector Chen is my relative
Give me a break please
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Oh! One-eyed Chen!
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How are you related to him?
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He's related to...
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my aunt's brother's mistress
Give me a break please
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So that makes you a bastard
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Oh, yes. Give me a break, please
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Your telephone number?
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No telephone
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Where do you live?
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6, Tin Kwong Road
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Give him a break
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Bring his wife here
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Thanks. Do you go to jail for cussing?
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Next!
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Don't move!
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What's the matter?
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Shut up and go inside
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Another guest coming
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Don't move, take off your pants, quick
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Take the money,
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but not the pants
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No? Want to die? Now quick
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Too embarrassing! I won't do it
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Hung, add some pepper for me
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Have you ever seen yourself bald?
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Oh please, I'll take it off
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Boss, another guest
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Take out your wallet, watch, and ring
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Give me...
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a break
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Want a break?
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All right, here
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Boss, pepper has been added already
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Mix up the clothes, get ready to split
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Wait a second
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Wait for the next car
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You own this car?
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I'm getting off
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You're O.K., boy!
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Just a beginner
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He can't even take care of a kid
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Serve him,
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right
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Just talk, no violence
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We can't afford to make a scene
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You should know men's temperaments
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They can get...
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tired of eating too much filet mignon
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and want some hamburgers for a change
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I will sue him
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till he is broke
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Then he can eat hamburgers for the rest
of his life
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"Yale" key, 15B
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I left it in the office
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Kick it down
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You prefer hamburger to filet?
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Mr Wong,
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you'll be my witness in court
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Sure! I even know the judge
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I even shook hands with
the former governor
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Mrs Chu, if it's convenient
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What? These few pictures cost $2,000?
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These will...
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earn you millions in alimony
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Isn't that cheap?
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I'll send you a cheque next week
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Thank you, Mrs Chu
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Mrs Chu, leaving now?
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Puffy!
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Get my tele-photo
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Tele-photo!
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Is boss in? I am here for a job
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Who are you?
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From the factory to see the boss
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From the factory? Welcome, have a seat
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This office is too small...
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to display all my credentials
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Initial consultation fee is
$200 per hour
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Deductible if we have a deal
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What is the problem?
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I read from the newspaper
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There are lots of private detective
in H. K...
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Somehow,
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I get publicized most
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I even shook hands with
the former governor
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I saw your picture...
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in yesterday's newspaper!
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Oh yeah? What newspaper?
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Sing Tao
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Jacky, get yesterday's Sing Tao for me
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You were in a club,
with hand-cuffs on too
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Boss, what do you want it for?
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Burn it
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Have one. What can I do for you?
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I saw your ad,
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I am applying for...
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Go to 10th floor,
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there's an acting school
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Boss, I don't want to be a star
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I want to be a detective
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It's such a waste
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With a cigar,
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you'd look like Columbo
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Boss, give me a chance
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You know how to take pictures?
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It's easy to learn
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That means no Driver's licence?
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Five hours of driver's training
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That means no again. What do you know?
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At times I practice kung fu
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You know kung fu? Show me
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Not bad! Let's see it again
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Sure!
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Better go to 11th floor
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Charlie the magician might use you
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You, with a big head and short neck
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and with this on,
look just like a turtle
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Jakcy, is it your birthday today?
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Thank you, boss
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One is enough
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Boss, give me a chance
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That wasn't magic, it's real kung fu
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This job is not...
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as easy as it seems
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24 hours a day,
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we keep track of people
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Get burnt when it's sunny
and drenched when it rains
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Hold on, give me back my wallet
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What wallet?
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Don't play games,
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or I'll beat you up
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Come back!
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You're alright
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$500 per month, including room and board
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Each meal not to exceed $2. Take it?
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Only $2 for a meal?
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This is good for you
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Too much rice will cause hemorrhoids
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What are you saying?
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Name a person with hemorrhoids
who doesn't eat rice
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Year-end bonus if we make enough profit
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Do you usually make enough profit?
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We've been in the red for eight years
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I'll try it for a while
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See if you've lost any money
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Is this your mom or your wife?
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I'll be damned!
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What does this mean?
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What do you think?
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That mean
we have stolen someone's wallet
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That mean
"YOU" have stolen someone's wallet
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Where are they?
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In front, that's them
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You know
the world record for 100 meters?
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About 9.9 seconds
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See if we can make it in 9.8 seconds
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Go after them
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You think they'll hit us?
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They are no marksmen
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We're in a jam. Stall them!
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Damn! Scapegoat again
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Open the door, open up
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Aren't there two people in here?
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Yes
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Where?
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Just the two of us
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Don't be a smart-ass!
I saw them coming in
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Watch him
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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Sergeant, there's nobody
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No?
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No!
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Sergeant, no one
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How come?
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That looks like him,
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except he's got bucked-teeth
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Do we have colleague
with a bucked-teeth?
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No!
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Sir, I think you'd have to push
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What should we do now?
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This profession involves trouble anytime
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It's good thing we have this,
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or else
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Son of a gun
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What did you say?
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I was swearing
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Break it down
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1, 2, 3
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Take me to the kitchen
and show me what happened
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What shall we do now?
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What else? Climb back up later
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Damn Puffy,
can't even buy a decent ladder
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He attacked me with...
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those sausages,
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ended up hitting himself with the work
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Start the car
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Anything else?
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No!
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What's he doing?
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Deducting my salary again
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Start the car
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Boss, got a case for me?
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You're not qualified to handle case yet
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Come with me to check on the bank case
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This guy bought...
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a TV and refrigerator by installment
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He stop paytment after one month
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and changed his address
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We'll wait for him to get off work today
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Learn how to use this camera
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See, a reflection lens inside
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So you're actually taking pictures
on the side
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Then no one would know
you're taking his pictures
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Let me practice
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What do you see?
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A pretty chick is walking over
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Practice when you are in the office
285
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,230
How come it shrunk 6 inches?
286
00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:18,633
That's a cheap suit
287
00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:20,070
What do you expect?
288
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:09,686
He'll notice us if we get any closer
289
00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:11,746
But we won't know which entrance
290
00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:12,757
Count the steps,
291
00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:15,720
11, 12, 13, 14
292
00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:18,658
15, 16, 17, 18
293
00:33:18,966 --> 00:33:21,298
19, 20, 21
294
00:33:23,537 --> 00:33:24,504
But there are doors on both sides
295
00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:26,536
Didn't you hear the iron gate just then?
296
00:33:27,608 --> 00:33:29,132
That's smart thinking
297
00:33:29,910 --> 00:33:31,935
You need this to be in this business,
298
00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:35,147
not magic?
299
00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:39,082
Go and fetch Puffy to help us
300
00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:50,819
Give me the mike
301
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:57,034
Pin it here
302
00:33:59,172 --> 00:33:59,763
Why put it on?
303
00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:02,205
I'll check the TV
304
00:34:02,276 --> 00:34:03,641
and refrigerator serial number
305
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,174
If they correspond, he'll have to pay
306
00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:07,510
Otherwise, I'll give a signal,
307
00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:08,681
you two can come and haul them out
308
00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:11,214
Puffy, give me a certificate
309
00:34:22,596 --> 00:34:24,530
This is the caretaker's,
310
00:34:24,598 --> 00:34:25,565
I am not selling coffins
311
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:26,962
Let me
312
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:33,902
Get the two-way phone ready
313
00:34:42,049 --> 00:34:43,539
Testing! Can you hear me?
314
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,718
Yes, I hear you, over
315
00:34:46,019 --> 00:34:47,646
I'm going in, over
316
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:48,846
Boss,
317
00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:50,648
what's today's signal, over
318
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:53,651
"Buddha be praised", over
319
00:35:02,035 --> 00:35:03,093
TV repairman,
320
00:35:03,337 --> 00:35:04,361
your TV has a lot of snowflake
321
00:35:04,705 --> 00:35:07,435
Yeah, I'm freezing to death. Come in!
322
00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:14,372
Help yourself
323
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:28,459
We don't have any TV here
324
00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:29,753
Master,
325
00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:32,327
help me get rid of him
326
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:36,968
Stick around, watch me handle him
327
00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:42,203
What are you doing here?
328
00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:44,277
TV repair
329
00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:45,872
Certificate?
330
00:36:01,261 --> 00:36:04,287
You bitch! Why did you take so long
to send a repairman?
331
00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:07,896
You're crazy!
You've got the wrong number
332
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:16,171
Who are you?
333
00:36:16,410 --> 00:36:17,104
Don't touch me
334
00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:22,512
Don't you dare... don't you dare
335
00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:26,918
I warn you,
336
00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:29,480
I am serious
337
00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:33,788
You try again... my last warning
338
00:36:40,634 --> 00:36:43,125
Alright, I'm leaving
339
00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:47,699
You want to fight?
340
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:50,737
I'll let my 2nd brother handle you
341
00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:53,642
Junior!
342
00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:09,960
Hit the one with glasses
343
00:37:15,135 --> 00:37:16,397
He doesn't have them on now
344
00:37:22,008 --> 00:37:23,270
"Buddha be praised"
345
00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:26,835
Even buddha won't help you now
346
00:37:27,447 --> 00:37:29,210
Let big brother have some fun,
347
00:37:29,382 --> 00:37:31,316
it's his birthday
348
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:32,949
King Kong!
349
00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:57,242
Where're you from?
350
00:37:57,978 --> 00:38:00,071
Mongkok, Kowloon, "Buddha be praised"
351
00:38:00,514 --> 00:38:01,344
What did you say?
352
00:38:01,782 --> 00:38:03,716
Buddha,
353
00:38:04,251 --> 00:38:09,348
"Buddha be praised"
354
00:38:14,861 --> 00:38:15,828
What's wrong with your neck?
355
00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:18,290
I got whacked in the last case
356
00:38:18,765 --> 00:38:19,493
Really?
357
00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:21,593
That's mild
358
00:38:22,002 --> 00:38:24,937
Sometimes,
359
00:38:25,005 --> 00:38:25,835
you can really get hurt
360
00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:36,210
You mean like him?
361
00:39:22,462 --> 00:39:24,225
Mr Chen, look what's this?
362
00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:56,552
My elbow's got rheumatism
363
00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:57,062
Have a seat
364
00:39:57,530 --> 00:40:00,021
Someone's been cutting up...
365
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:00,896
the theatre's seats lately?
366
00:40:01,768 --> 00:40:05,898
Worse, look at this, a letter too
367
00:40:08,141 --> 00:40:09,836
Just to prove
368
00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,445
he's not joking
369
00:40:12,846 --> 00:40:14,074
If I don't pay,
370
00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:17,473
he'll set one off
371
00:40:19,819 --> 00:40:20,717
$300,000
372
00:40:20,954 --> 00:40:21,750
Yeah!
373
00:40:24,324 --> 00:40:25,222
I think we had better inform the police
374
00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:27,421
We can't,
375
00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:28,620
we'd lose our audience
376
00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:33,122
So you don't want to pay him. Puffy!
377
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:34,899
No!
378
00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:36,329
There's no end...
379
00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:37,661
paying them
380
00:40:42,342 --> 00:40:43,434
Check if this is real
381
00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:46,336
How?
382
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,105
Told you before,
1 red wire, the other blue
383
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:51,079
Connect them, if it's fake, no problem
384
00:40:51,351 --> 00:40:53,478
It it's real, you'll be 23 tomorrow
385
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:55,510
I am just 20
386
00:40:56,423 --> 00:40:57,947
Chinese people usually add 3 years
to their age when they die
387
00:40:59,092 --> 00:41:00,923
You need not worry
388
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,819
I've come upon something similar,
389
00:41:03,897 --> 00:41:04,420
then...
390
00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:05,188
What are you doing?
391
00:41:05,565 --> 00:41:08,557
Didn't you ask me...
392
00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:09,693
to connect 2 wires?
393
00:41:10,236 --> 00:41:11,931
But if it's real, you'll blow us up
394
00:41:12,439 --> 00:41:14,066
Where then?
395
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,975
Go to the bathroom
396
00:41:19,245 --> 00:41:20,712
Mr Chen, don't worry
397
00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:22,546
This happened before,
398
00:41:22,916 --> 00:41:23,848
though not in a theatre
399
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:27,375
Boss, if that's real,
400
00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:29,021
I'll get blown up
401
00:41:29,389 --> 00:41:30,185
Can't you count,
402
00:41:30,423 --> 00:41:31,321
only one in there
403
00:41:31,591 --> 00:41:33,354
But three out here
404
00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:35,726
I guess you're right
405
00:41:38,465 --> 00:41:40,228
Mr Chen, don't worry
406
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,297
They only want to...
407
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,360
scare you
408
00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:48,603
With my experience, I can tell
409
00:41:56,249 --> 00:41:57,876
That is real stuff
410
00:42:01,087 --> 00:42:04,921
What happened? Still alive?
411
00:42:22,108 --> 00:42:23,166
How come you are here?
412
00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:24,937
I don't know,
413
00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:26,702
I connected 2 wires
414
00:42:26,946 --> 00:42:29,176
It didn't explode, so I walked out
415
00:42:37,357 --> 00:42:38,415
Now you are using your brains
416
00:42:40,126 --> 00:42:41,684
Go with Mr Chen
417
00:42:41,928 --> 00:42:44,590
and see if you find anything suspicious
418
00:42:55,608 --> 00:42:57,075
Miss, is the boss here?
419
00:42:57,143 --> 00:42:58,269
Mrs Mok, have a seat
420
00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:01,107
Boss, Mrs Mok is here
421
00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:02,642
Which one?
422
00:43:03,216 --> 00:43:04,774
The chatterbox?
423
00:43:04,851 --> 00:43:06,842
The ugly duck who tries to look young?
424
00:43:07,554 --> 00:43:09,647
Yes, no,
425
00:43:09,722 --> 00:43:12,054
the boss lady of Da Wah Supermarket
426
00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:13,548
Okay, I'll be there
427
00:43:15,395 --> 00:43:16,862
Boss is coming
428
00:43:18,598 --> 00:43:21,624
Mrs Mok, you look younger
429
00:43:22,035 --> 00:43:22,967
Just look at you...
430
00:43:23,336 --> 00:43:24,166
Like an ugly duck
431
00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:31,342
No, just like a tender chicken
432
00:43:31,544 --> 00:43:33,808
Every man will fall on love with you
433
00:43:35,415 --> 00:43:37,781
How come? You become a black pig
434
00:43:38,651 --> 00:43:43,020
It scornched by the stock market
435
00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:48,424
What can I do for you?
436
00:43:51,397 --> 00:43:54,025
Oh
437
00:43:54,734 --> 00:43:56,565
Shoplifters in my supermarket
438
00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:59,367
I am losing more than $1,000 daily
439
00:44:00,406 --> 00:44:05,139
I want you to catch them
440
00:44:11,217 --> 00:44:12,184
Go check the other side
441
00:45:19,052 --> 00:45:19,609
What are you doing?
442
00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:21,816
Look!
443
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:41,804
Why don't we arrest them now?
444
00:45:44,510 --> 00:45:46,307
We can't prove anything
445
00:45:46,512 --> 00:45:47,444
They can claim,
446
00:45:47,513 --> 00:45:49,674
they'll pay at the door
447
00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:14,138
What?
448
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:16,501
These 2 rolls cost $128?
449
00:46:17,243 --> 00:46:20,076
Including those in your stomach
450
00:46:23,883 --> 00:46:25,350
I don't have any money
451
00:46:25,818 --> 00:46:28,252
It's fine
452
00:46:28,454 --> 00:46:30,354
You get free meals in jail
453
00:46:31,224 --> 00:46:32,054
Boss lady, I think...
454
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:36,789
Stop, stay right here
455
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:41,394
How do you feel?
456
00:47:06,392 --> 00:47:09,225
Use your "Five Animals" kung fu
457
00:47:09,395 --> 00:47:10,453
Dragon style
458
00:47:19,806 --> 00:47:20,966
Snake style
459
00:47:27,747 --> 00:47:28,611
Tiger style
460
00:47:36,055 --> 00:47:37,079
Leopard style
461
00:47:47,166 --> 00:47:48,394
Crane style
462
00:48:06,185 --> 00:48:08,949
You're even better than your boss
463
00:48:10,123 --> 00:48:13,388
I should just call you...
464
00:48:13,593 --> 00:48:14,753
next time
465
00:48:33,913 --> 00:48:36,108
You need skill...
466
00:48:36,315 --> 00:48:38,180
to prepare cream chicken
467
00:48:38,951 --> 00:48:43,411
Pluck the feathers, using lukewarm water
468
00:48:43,956 --> 00:48:46,516
Around 80 degrees will do
469
00:48:47,026 --> 00:48:49,620
Hot water affects...
470
00:48:49,695 --> 00:48:51,287
the skin texture
471
00:48:51,664 --> 00:48:53,564
The meat will also become tough
472
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,468
Put the chicken on the chopping block
473
00:48:59,305 --> 00:49:03,571
For sauce, half a bowl of coconut milk
474
00:49:04,043 --> 00:49:08,946
Some lard, green pepper,
475
00:49:09,682 --> 00:49:12,242
bay leaf and green onions
476
00:49:12,952 --> 00:49:18,356
Ginger, and 2 bottles of milk
477
00:49:20,726 --> 00:49:23,718
I shall repeat
478
00:49:24,430 --> 00:49:30,130
Coconut milk, lard...
479
00:49:31,204 --> 00:49:32,796
It's 8 already, get up
480
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,001
Boss, such bunk beds!
481
00:49:36,242 --> 00:49:38,472
They're worse than those
on the Macau ferry
482
00:49:38,978 --> 00:49:40,502
What do you...
483
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:41,569
expect for $100?
484
00:49:41,881 --> 00:49:43,280
Why don't you get rid of it
485
00:49:43,950 --> 00:49:45,645
No way, I need this in case...
486
00:49:45,718 --> 00:49:47,049
I hire another helper
487
00:49:48,154 --> 00:49:49,951
Anyway, it's worse than a coffin
488
00:49:50,389 --> 00:49:52,050
Sure, a coffin costs more than $1,000
489
00:49:53,926 --> 00:49:55,086
All you know is how to loaf
490
00:49:59,532 --> 00:50:01,397
Let's do some waist exercises
491
00:50:02,401 --> 00:50:07,498
1234, 2234,
492
00:50:07,773 --> 00:50:11,971
3234, 4234
493
00:50:12,044 --> 00:50:14,342
Let's place our hands on the stomachs
494
00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:17,943
Massage, it can slim down fat
495
00:50:18,451 --> 00:50:24,913
Get ready, 1234, 2234
496
00:50:25,391 --> 00:50:30,624
Left 234, Right 234,
497
00:50:31,163 --> 00:50:35,497
spread the legs
498
00:50:35,935 --> 00:50:43,364
Move the head in circular motion
499
00:50:43,843 --> 00:50:46,505
This will help loosen the neck
500
00:50:47,313 --> 00:50:54,879
Ready, 1234, 2234
501
00:50:55,254 --> 00:50:56,016
Change side,
502
00:50:56,255 --> 00:51:01,192
1234, 2234
503
00:51:01,727 --> 00:51:05,857
A deep breath,
504
00:51:10,770 --> 00:51:14,137
then lie on the floor
505
00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:23,980
Hands straight,
506
00:51:24,350 --> 00:51:26,648
sit up with the waist
507
00:51:27,086 --> 00:51:32,649
Ready, bend waist, exhale, lie back
508
00:51:33,092 --> 00:51:37,495
Bend waist, exhale, lie back
509
00:51:47,273 --> 00:51:49,173
Now we do leg exercises
510
00:52:10,196 --> 00:52:11,128
Isn't that good?
511
00:52:17,336 --> 00:52:18,394
I don't know
what I look like with this on
512
00:52:19,538 --> 00:52:22,098
As you said, a small turtle
513
00:52:25,177 --> 00:52:27,111
Only you look like a small turtle with
your short neck and small head
514
00:52:27,413 --> 00:52:29,643
I have a long neck
515
00:52:29,882 --> 00:52:31,179
and a big head
516
00:52:33,152 --> 00:52:36,246
Then you look an ostrich
517
00:52:39,759 --> 00:52:40,623
What? You...
518
00:52:40,693 --> 00:52:43,161
Boss, Mr Chow sent us...
519
00:52:43,229 --> 00:52:43,991
his wife's pictures
520
00:52:44,363 --> 00:52:45,557
His wife is going to the salon today
521
00:52:45,931 --> 00:52:47,330
He suspects she is having an affair
522
00:52:47,767 --> 00:52:49,029
So he employs us to follow her
523
00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:53,596
You two go together
524
00:52:55,508 --> 00:52:58,375
Boss, I want to go to the doctor's
525
00:52:59,845 --> 00:53:00,402
What for?
526
00:53:01,113 --> 00:53:02,410
I think I got the flu
527
00:53:06,552 --> 00:53:09,180
Have you ever heard of people
dying from flu?
528
00:53:10,690 --> 00:53:13,921
If it's swine flu. Certainly!
529
00:53:20,766 --> 00:53:22,859
Listen! If you got flu, you'll be O.K.
530
00:53:23,335 --> 00:53:24,666
If you got swine flu,
531
00:53:25,104 --> 00:53:27,095
you'll die anyway
532
00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:29,803
Either way...
533
00:53:30,376 --> 00:53:31,673
you'd waste money by going to the doctor
534
00:53:32,411 --> 00:53:34,402
You are right
535
00:53:34,747 --> 00:53:36,305
Yeah
536
00:53:48,127 --> 00:53:48,991
Well,
537
00:53:52,264 --> 00:53:54,095
you'd better see a doctor anyway
538
00:53:55,334 --> 00:53:56,892
Or else you'll think I am too mean
539
00:54:21,127 --> 00:54:23,687
Learn to use this
540
00:54:26,165 --> 00:54:26,995
Just press the black button
541
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:28,896
Let me try
542
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,104
Boss, can you hear me? Over
543
00:54:40,112 --> 00:54:42,580
Boss, can you hear me? Over
544
00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:50,088
Boss, can't you hear? Over
545
00:54:51,891 --> 00:54:55,156
How? With no antenna?
546
00:55:29,628 --> 00:55:30,560
All women fool around?
547
00:55:31,363 --> 00:55:32,489
Any young wife married to...
548
00:55:32,565 --> 00:55:33,554
an old man
549
00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:34,958
She is a nun if she doesn't fool around
550
00:55:35,935 --> 00:55:38,165
Why does the husband want to find out?
It's just more headache
551
00:55:39,071 --> 00:55:40,231
To save on...
552
00:55:40,439 --> 00:55:42,532
alimony later
553
00:55:43,309 --> 00:55:45,004
Rich people are pity shrewd
554
00:55:45,444 --> 00:55:47,139
Or they won't be rich people
555
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,206
Her husband should not get uptight
556
00:55:49,515 --> 00:55:50,709
The wife's having an affair
557
00:55:50,916 --> 00:55:53,817
Is like...
558
00:55:54,053 --> 00:55:55,350
playing a game of mahjong
559
00:56:00,292 --> 00:56:01,987
Boss,
560
00:56:02,061 --> 00:56:03,221
I haven't seen your wife yet
561
00:56:03,495 --> 00:56:04,325
Has she gone back to her mon's?
562
00:56:10,302 --> 00:56:12,361
To play mahjong with someone?
563
00:56:16,475 --> 00:56:18,568
Damn, don't you know how to drive?
564
00:56:19,178 --> 00:56:20,145
Stopping the car in the middle
of the road?
565
00:56:20,546 --> 00:56:23,106
You'll flunk all road tests...
566
00:56:23,182 --> 00:56:24,114
for sure!
567
00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:26,115
Use the bus for the rest of your life
568
00:56:54,747 --> 00:56:57,215
She just sent the driver away
Might sneak out any time
569
00:56:58,083 --> 00:57:01,280
I'll guard at the rear door
Call me if anything happens
570
00:57:45,931 --> 00:57:47,592
Boss, can you hear me? Over
571
00:57:50,869 --> 00:57:52,700
Boss, can you hear me? Over
572
00:58:06,118 --> 00:58:07,983
Damn! Don't you know how to drive?
573
01:00:40,606 --> 01:00:41,072
What's up?
574
01:00:41,140 --> 01:00:42,038
They're over there
575
01:00:50,816 --> 01:00:51,373
They've gone inside
576
01:00:55,654 --> 01:00:56,211
Together?
577
01:00:59,124 --> 01:01:00,386
All right, let's rent a room also
578
01:01:12,070 --> 01:01:12,832
What's this?
579
01:01:22,214 --> 01:01:23,306
Tell me it's not true
580
01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:49,802
You can't die before you are 80
581
01:01:50,142 --> 01:01:50,801
Why?
582
01:01:51,376 --> 01:01:54,743
Because you won't be able to pay me back
583
01:01:59,818 --> 01:02:01,877
The designs in our rooms are
many and varied
584
01:02:01,954 --> 01:02:03,478
This is "Modern Times"
585
01:02:04,289 --> 01:02:06,018
"Through The Looking Glass"
586
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:10,891
This "Enjoy Yourself Tonight" suite
is taken
587
01:02:11,363 --> 01:02:12,057
Please come over here
588
01:02:13,265 --> 01:02:14,789
Taken by a man with a moustache?
589
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:16,626
No, he is in room B3
590
01:02:17,369 --> 01:02:20,133
Let me recommend...
591
01:02:20,205 --> 01:02:20,864
the room with water bed
592
01:02:21,139 --> 01:02:24,370
The sensation is like floating on water
593
01:02:24,443 --> 01:02:25,432
Why not enjoy yourself
594
01:02:26,245 --> 01:02:28,270
I know you guys like special pleasure
595
01:02:29,414 --> 01:02:30,813
How do you know?
596
01:02:32,317 --> 01:02:34,444
Both of you are not women
597
01:02:35,087 --> 01:02:37,920
Isn't that special? This way please
598
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,892
You can pay when you leave
599
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,227
Really comfortable? Huh?
600
01:02:57,409 --> 01:02:59,070
Never tried this before
601
01:03:02,047 --> 01:03:04,345
Quit thinking of pleasure, you kid
602
01:03:04,916 --> 01:03:06,440
You know what they say about...
603
01:03:06,885 --> 01:03:08,216
the wheel of fortune
604
01:03:09,121 --> 01:03:11,112
That's terrific! My fortune's been bad
for the past 20 years
605
01:03:11,590 --> 01:03:13,421
If it turns,
I can live it up the next 20 years
606
01:03:18,597 --> 01:03:20,155
I feel...
607
01:03:20,232 --> 01:03:21,699
this world owes me a lot
608
01:03:23,869 --> 01:03:24,699
You didn't even bring a diaper,
609
01:03:25,737 --> 01:03:26,965
when you were born!
610
01:03:27,439 --> 01:03:28,565
What does this world owe you?
611
01:03:31,777 --> 01:03:32,801
Let's start working
612
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:03,700
What are they doing?
613
01:04:06,111 --> 01:04:06,975
Playing mahjong
614
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,378
Which round now?
615
01:04:11,616 --> 01:04:12,776
End of the last round
616
01:04:17,389 --> 01:04:19,482
Looks like they'll have another round
617
01:05:28,293 --> 01:05:29,385
Let's have a drink first
618
01:05:29,928 --> 01:05:30,553
Great!
619
01:05:43,909 --> 01:05:45,672
You think your old man would notice us?
620
01:05:46,711 --> 01:05:49,043
Yes, if we were stocks and shares
621
01:06:10,836 --> 01:06:11,632
Cheers
622
01:06:23,381 --> 01:06:25,781
You always carry your gun, any good?
623
01:06:26,251 --> 01:06:27,149
I am...
624
01:06:27,552 --> 01:06:29,918
the best shooter on the force
625
01:06:30,255 --> 01:06:30,880
And the fastest?
626
01:06:32,457 --> 01:06:33,617
You are being neaty
627
01:06:41,299 --> 01:06:43,233
I don't understand,
628
01:06:44,536 --> 01:06:47,403
why that old man...
629
01:07:27,579 --> 01:07:28,477
What's this?
630
01:07:32,450 --> 01:07:33,576
Submarine
631
01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:36,152
Submarine?
632
01:07:56,241 --> 01:07:57,265
What's that noise?
633
01:07:59,311 --> 01:08:02,371
Don't be suspicious; let's take a bath
634
01:08:02,948 --> 01:08:03,676
O.K.
635
01:08:03,882 --> 01:08:04,507
Change the bath water
636
01:08:05,016 --> 01:08:05,744
Good
637
01:08:31,443 --> 01:08:32,068
5
638
01:08:32,444 --> 01:08:33,411
15
639
01:08:33,979 --> 01:08:34,843
10
640
01:08:35,113 --> 01:08:35,511
5
641
01:08:35,747 --> 01:08:36,213
Got it!
642
01:08:36,514 --> 01:08:37,139
I lost again
643
01:08:37,415 --> 01:08:37,904
You lost again
644
01:08:48,526 --> 01:08:49,390
Let's do it again
645
01:09:04,342 --> 01:09:05,138
Who are you?
646
01:09:06,611 --> 01:09:07,771
I am the plumber
647
01:09:07,846 --> 01:09:09,006
How come you are here then?
648
01:09:10,181 --> 01:09:12,012
Because the plumbing is here
649
01:09:14,185 --> 01:09:14,913
Don't run away
650
01:09:27,465 --> 01:09:28,397
Get up!
651
01:09:29,934 --> 01:09:31,265
What have you done? Been swimming
652
01:09:32,037 --> 01:09:33,698
You too!
653
01:09:35,573 --> 01:09:37,871
How did this come about?
654
01:09:46,051 --> 01:09:46,881
Water bed gives you...
655
01:09:46,951 --> 01:09:48,782
the floating sensation!
656
01:09:49,087 --> 01:09:50,054
That why it's worth...
657
01:09:56,861 --> 01:09:57,589
What happened?
658
01:09:57,996 --> 01:09:58,894
Just sleeping on water bed
659
01:09:59,330 --> 01:10:00,160
It's so horrifying!
660
01:10:00,899 --> 01:10:02,491
You'd be lucky if you don't drowned
661
01:10:18,283 --> 01:10:19,045
Mr Chen
662
01:10:25,757 --> 01:10:26,917
Go steal a car
663
01:10:30,195 --> 01:10:31,492
Give out tickets to our men
664
01:10:44,476 --> 01:10:46,410
How come you like raw carrots?
665
01:10:46,711 --> 01:10:48,508
What else can I eat for $2 per meal?
666
01:10:50,381 --> 01:10:51,439
Don't get jumpy?
667
01:10:51,683 --> 01:10:54,311
You know too much carrots can
make you...
668
01:10:57,322 --> 01:10:58,516
As long as you know
669
01:11:06,231 --> 01:11:07,630
Hey, watch where you're going
670
01:11:13,505 --> 01:11:15,200
Mr Chen, that's him
671
01:11:24,983 --> 01:11:25,847
I'll make a phone call
672
01:11:38,630 --> 01:11:40,359
Jacky, what's the matter?
673
01:11:44,335 --> 01:11:45,131
I'll come right away
674
01:13:26,170 --> 01:13:28,798
Don't move, stop the projector,
turn on the lights
675
01:13:29,841 --> 01:13:32,002
This is not the ticket office
676
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:33,872
Don't talk, quick
677
01:13:37,448 --> 01:13:39,006
What happened?
678
01:13:51,429 --> 01:13:52,657
Live show on stage!
679
01:14:01,839 --> 01:14:05,297
This is not a blackout
680
01:14:06,010 --> 01:14:08,740
Neither is it live show; it's a robbery!
681
01:14:09,948 --> 01:14:13,577
I want cooperation, please don't panic
682
01:14:13,651 --> 01:14:14,879
Then nothing will happen to you
683
01:15:18,716 --> 01:15:21,913
Don't move or you'll got hurt
684
01:15:33,531 --> 01:15:36,091
Everybody stand up...
685
01:15:36,501 --> 01:15:37,593
with your hands up
686
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:43,771
Please notice...
687
01:15:44,175 --> 01:15:46,507
the guns are real
688
01:15:46,944 --> 01:15:49,811
No need to risk your lives
689
01:16:06,364 --> 01:16:08,594
Be fast, put them in
690
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:12,702
It is important to be honest
691
01:16:13,638 --> 01:16:15,833
Put everything...
692
01:16:15,907 --> 01:16:16,999
you own into the bags
693
01:16:18,309 --> 01:16:22,040
I'll search a few to make sure
694
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:27,608
If I find out there're something...
695
01:16:51,876 --> 01:16:52,865
Again the same lousy congee
696
01:16:53,111 --> 01:16:53,975
Right!
697
01:16:54,045 --> 01:16:55,239
Get 2 bowls to the back alley
698
01:16:55,313 --> 01:16:56,007
O.K.
699
01:16:56,747 --> 01:16:57,771
Why do you like the congee here?
700
01:17:04,722 --> 01:17:06,383
Miss, hurry up!
701
01:17:06,724 --> 01:17:07,850
Better give us the money
702
01:17:08,359 --> 01:17:09,417
Don't pretend to be a fool
703
01:17:09,861 --> 01:17:11,624
Don't bother to count. All of it
704
01:17:20,204 --> 01:17:23,196
Don't play games
705
01:17:24,075 --> 01:17:24,905
Tired of living?
706
01:17:26,744 --> 01:17:27,608
Take off the jade bracelet
707
01:17:28,713 --> 01:17:36,210
It won't come out
708
01:17:36,754 --> 01:17:37,743
Then chop off your hand
709
01:17:39,657 --> 01:17:40,851
Oh, no, I'll take it off
710
01:17:53,938 --> 01:17:56,236
They rob, would they rape too?
711
01:17:57,241 --> 01:17:58,731
You wish
712
01:18:32,543 --> 01:18:34,340
I'll search another person now
713
01:18:35,146 --> 01:18:39,173
You'll be in trouble
if you hide something
714
01:18:47,191 --> 01:18:52,493
The one standing next to the priest
715
01:18:53,297 --> 01:18:56,698
The lady next to him
716
01:19:00,671 --> 01:19:01,501
It can be rape
717
01:19:05,343 --> 01:19:08,642
That one looks cheeky
718
01:19:09,013 --> 01:19:17,011
Come forward too. Quick!
719
01:20:39,537 --> 01:20:41,596
Nothing; very cooperative
720
01:20:42,006 --> 01:20:48,673
Applause please
721
01:20:54,852 --> 01:20:57,184
Thank you for your cooperation. Go now
722
01:21:03,060 --> 01:21:05,654
Come over here
723
01:21:24,582 --> 01:21:28,450
What's this?
724
01:21:28,853 --> 01:21:30,252
It's a rubber band
725
01:21:32,490 --> 01:21:34,651
Have you ever played Russian Roulette?
726
01:21:36,227 --> 01:21:37,023
No
727
01:21:37,595 --> 01:21:43,465
Well, I'll show you
728
01:21:48,372 --> 01:21:49,498
Spread out, your legs
729
01:21:57,481 --> 01:21:58,345
How many cylinders are there?
730
01:22:00,084 --> 01:22:00,812
Six
731
01:22:02,119 --> 01:22:03,882
Look, here are 3 bullets
732
01:22:10,027 --> 01:22:11,153
I'll mix them up;
733
01:22:12,196 --> 01:22:14,630
you won't know which is where
734
01:22:16,367 --> 01:22:20,565
Your left or right foot? Speak up
735
01:22:21,205 --> 01:22:22,399
I want them both
736
01:22:23,607 --> 01:22:26,075
I'll choose for you, right foot
737
01:22:26,477 --> 01:22:27,501
I need it to play right wing in soccer
738
01:22:28,579 --> 01:22:29,603
Your may switch to left wing position
739
01:22:36,220 --> 01:22:37,050
Leave us alone,
740
01:22:37,488 --> 01:22:40,389
I'll let him go if he wins
741
01:23:40,784 --> 01:23:42,411
I told you'd to play left wing
742
01:24:13,918 --> 01:24:15,180
Just go on enjoying the movie
743
01:24:15,419 --> 01:24:18,547
Don't look at us within 5 minutes
744
01:24:18,789 --> 01:24:19,687
that'll be the last thing
745
01:24:19,890 --> 01:24:21,517
you'll see
746
01:24:31,569 --> 01:24:34,094
Let's go
747
01:25:41,839 --> 01:25:43,397
Damn baldy!
748
01:25:44,108 --> 01:25:49,171
Of all cars he stole an ice-cream truck
749
01:25:51,148 --> 01:25:55,084
Maybe he likes good air-conditioning
750
01:26:02,693 --> 01:26:05,787
Any question?
751
01:26:06,530 --> 01:26:07,326
No
752
01:27:24,708 --> 01:27:27,142
Welcome, everybody
753
01:27:28,312 --> 01:27:31,577
Mr and Mrs Chow will...
754
01:27:31,882 --> 01:27:33,543
present the award
755
01:27:33,751 --> 01:27:35,343
Mr Lee,
756
01:27:35,552 --> 01:27:37,645
our brave citizen
757
01:27:57,674 --> 01:27:58,868
Mr Lee, you look very familiar
758
01:27:59,743 --> 01:28:01,005
I used to be a plumber
759
01:28:01,478 --> 01:28:02,103
Oh?
760
01:28:03,247 --> 01:28:04,407
Mr Lee, a speech?
761
01:28:07,684 --> 01:28:10,812
I just hope all our citizens will...
762
01:28:10,888 --> 01:28:12,549
cooperate with the police
763
01:28:12,823 --> 01:28:15,155
Remember, the police are your friends
764
01:28:15,359 --> 01:28:16,883
they are your close friends
765
01:28:17,427 --> 01:28:21,090
Together we take a gaint step forward
766
01:28:22,766 --> 01:28:31,140
Why is there so much deceit?
767
01:28:31,675 --> 01:28:35,042
Why is happiness not shared?
768
01:28:35,546 --> 01:28:40,279
Why is the dripping water
the only consistent thing?
769
01:28:40,851 --> 01:28:49,953
Shortsighted are the social climbers
770
01:28:50,227 --> 01:28:53,594
Gloating with self-importance!
771
01:28:53,964 --> 01:28:59,027
Little do they know
the castle's made of sand
772
01:28:59,937 --> 01:29:08,276
It's all ordained. What's yours is yours
773
01:29:08,579 --> 01:29:16,918
What's not, is not
774
01:29:20,891 --> 01:29:22,188
Ever seen those two...
775
01:29:22,426 --> 01:29:23,984
after they quit?
776
01:29:24,494 --> 01:29:27,588
They haven't visited you...
777
01:29:27,798 --> 01:29:29,322
for some time
778
01:29:36,073 --> 01:29:40,009
Jacky, do you think I am mean
779
01:29:41,311 --> 01:29:42,141
No
780
01:29:50,687 --> 01:29:52,086
When was...
781
01:29:52,689 --> 01:29:54,782
your last raise?
782
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:58,318
I don't think you ever gave me one
783
01:30:10,574 --> 01:30:13,475
We have to advertise for
two new assistants
784
01:30:14,611 --> 01:30:16,943
No! Kids nowadays are too smart
785
01:30:17,014 --> 01:30:17,981
They'd for a month or 2,
786
01:30:18,248 --> 01:30:19,772
then quit
787
01:30:20,083 --> 01:30:22,051
Better think of another way
788
01:30:22,786 --> 01:30:25,050
How? You can't even walk
789
01:30:26,757 --> 01:30:27,416
Why not?
790
01:30:29,893 --> 01:30:37,629
Hold this, look, how's this?
791
01:30:55,919 --> 01:30:56,886
Tell me it's not true
792
01:31:18,642 --> 01:31:20,269
Consultation fee is $200 per hour
793
01:31:20,477 --> 01:31:22,445
It's deductible if we got a deal
794
01:31:24,314 --> 01:31:25,542
Have a piece of candy
795
01:31:28,919 --> 01:31:31,581
In our prefession,
connections are important
796
01:31:34,658 --> 01:31:37,855
I shook hands with
the former police commissioner
797
01:31:41,365 --> 01:31:42,832
Please start from the beginning
798
01:31:44,434 --> 01:31:45,423
He never did need...
799
01:31:45,669 --> 01:31:47,466
a secretary
800
01:31:47,938 --> 01:31:49,565
Then,
801
01:31:50,107 --> 01:31:52,007
he hired one
802
01:31:52,409 --> 01:31:53,876
Then I get suspicious
803
01:32:00,450 --> 01:32:01,280
Excuse me
804
01:32:02,219 --> 01:32:05,620
Boss well, have a piece of candy
805
01:32:09,192 --> 01:32:10,386
Starting your business with...
806
01:32:10,460 --> 01:32:11,119
this small space?
807
01:32:12,029 --> 01:32:12,996
Why not?
808
01:32:13,530 --> 01:32:16,260
With a couple of fake credentials,
no one can tell
809
01:32:16,733 --> 01:32:17,825
In a short while, business will pick up
810
01:32:20,470 --> 01:32:21,801
Business has been slow already
811
01:32:21,872 --> 01:32:23,237
Now with you next door
812
01:32:23,507 --> 01:32:25,099
We will just starve together
813
01:32:25,642 --> 01:32:29,271
It's still better than
just the two of us starving
814
01:32:31,014 --> 01:32:33,448
Let's cooperate,
and talk about the terms
815
01:32:34,084 --> 01:32:37,850
Why should I? I know all you know
816
01:32:38,822 --> 01:32:42,417
But you don't know what I know
817
01:33:10,187 --> 01:33:10,915
Boss!
818
01:33:15,192 --> 01:33:17,888
Is it a 50
0 deal?
819
01:33:28,271 --> 01:33:32,037
But at least 2 days off every week
820
01:33:32,409 --> 01:33:33,603
Why so many days off?
821
01:33:34,978 --> 01:33:38,243
So I can play mahjong with Jacky!
822
01:33:45,288 --> 01:33:48,223
We the poor working people
823
01:33:48,558 --> 01:33:52,016
Getting ulcers, running around
824
01:33:52,429 --> 01:33:56,229
Chicken feed is our reward
825
01:33:56,466 --> 01:33:58,331
Rough deal is what we get
826
01:34:01,204 --> 01:34:04,173
The boss is ever ready to explode
827
01:34:04,241 --> 01:34:07,267
His barks are long, his face longer
828
01:34:08,111 --> 01:34:11,911
When we ask for a raise
829
01:34:12,215 --> 01:34:14,206
Brother, you're in for a treat
830
01:34:17,888 --> 01:34:21,289
Working like a dog
831
01:34:21,558 --> 01:34:25,255
Things keep on going wrong
832
01:34:25,462 --> 01:34:29,057
Why don't we grab a gun and hold 'em up?
833
01:34:29,299 --> 01:34:33,030
At least making our effort worthwhile
834
01:34:33,236 --> 01:34:34,464
it's tit for tat,
835
01:34:34,704 --> 01:34:40,336
tat for tit
836
01:34:40,510 --> 01:34:42,978
We the poor working people
837
01:34:43,413 --> 01:34:46,940
Slaves to money for life
838
01:34:47,317 --> 01:34:51,219
Our misery, it's unspeakable
839
01:34:51,421 --> 01:34:53,753
But we don't take it for granted
840
01:35:12,609 --> 01:35:16,067
Happiness is not ours to share
841
01:35:16,313 --> 01:35:20,147
Sufferings are our to bear
842
01:35:20,383 --> 01:35:24,080
A little more is a little more. We care
843
01:35:24,321 --> 01:35:27,984
At least making our effort worthwhile
844
01:35:28,058 --> 01:35:29,491
it's tit for tat,
845
01:35:29,559 --> 01:35:35,327
tat for tit
846
01:35:35,632 --> 01:35:38,192
We the poor working people
847
01:35:38,568 --> 01:35:41,969
Slaves to money for life
848
01:35:42,472 --> 01:35:46,408
Our misery, it's unspeakable
849
01:35:46,643 --> 01:35:48,736
But we don't take it for granted
53964
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