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(music)He's corny as corn bread
seedy as grain (music)
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(music)He came out west
on a northbound train (music)
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(music) The crooks die laughing
but they're dead just the same (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music) Yeah (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music)He's got a phony pony
that was made in Japan (music)
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(music)He rides in the saddle
like an elevator man (music)
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(music)He's an underfoot tenderfoot
king of the mess (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music) Yeah (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music)But he stands for right (music)
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(music)Both day and night (music)
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(music)He may lose the battle for a while (music)
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(music)But he'll win the fight (music)
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(music)He's a humdinger
a western swinger (music)
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(music)But he has a little trouble
with his trigger finger (music)
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(music) When he takes aim
it's anybody's guess (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music) Yeah (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music)He's a dude done over
you can see at a glance (music)
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(music)His boots are shiny
and so are his pants (music)
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(music)He's got hair in his eye
and a gleam on his chest (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music) Yeah (music)
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(music)He's the shakiest gun in the West (music)
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(music)But he stands for right (music)
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(music)Both day and night (music)
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(music)He may lose the battle for a while (music)
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(music)But he'll win the fight (music)
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(music) Yeah, he stands for right (music)
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(music)Both day and night (music)
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{ Woman Screaming]
Oh, help.! Help.! Help.!
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Help! Ohhh!
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Help! Help!
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[Crying]
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Madam, madam,
please be patient.
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After all, this is
the final examination
for these dental students.
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It's important
that you cooperate.
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Now, stay in your chair
and try to relax.
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Golly Ned, Mother!
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Relax. Up we go.
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[Laughing]
All right.
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You just sit down there.
There we go.
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[Chuckling]
All righty, Miss Stevenson.
Now, first things first.
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Now we're just gonna take
a little look-see at your
general dental condition.
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Sort of get
the lay of the land.
[Chuckles]
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You know? Okay.
All righty, open your mouth.
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[Clears Throat]
No, no, you see, if, uh...
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if you don't
open your mouth,
then I can't see anything.
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See? That's the way
that works.
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[Clears Throat]
Uh, come on now, Miss Stevenson.
Seriously. Open your mouth.
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Open up.
Come on, come on.
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I'll help you here.
I'll get that...
There. Open that...
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[Mutters, Grunts]
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[Groaning]
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How're you doing,
Heywood?
Fine. Fine.
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[Out Of Breath]
Dr. Friedlander?
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What seems to be
the trouble, Heywood?
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Complete closure
of the oral cavity, eh?
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She won't open her mouth.
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Watch me carefully.
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Well, Miss Stevenson,
don't we look lovely today.
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But we have a toothache,
haven't we?
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A tooth saved is a silver dollar
in the bank of health.
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Now, open your mouth, dear.
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Op... Open wide.
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[Chuckles]
Are we going to open up
that mouth?
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Open that rotten
little mouth!
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[Grunting]
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[Muttering]
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You're in my way, Heywood.
You're in my way!
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I can't...
I can't get loose.
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[Straining]
Wait 'til I get...
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Get me out of here!
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[Straining]
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You're on your own
from here on, Heywood.
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00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:06,204
If you don't get
that mouth open and
get that tooth fixed,
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you don't graduate.
Mm-hmm.
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Now, Miss Stevenson,
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I realize that this
is hardly the time or place
to bring this up,
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but, uh, I'd like very much
to see you socially sometime.
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Oh! Well, I, uh...
There!
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[Crunching]
[Groaning]
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Everything going
okay, Heywood?
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Fine. Uh-huh. Fine.
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[Groaning]
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[Grunts, Panting]
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[Barks]
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Mm-hmm.
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{ Chattering]
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[Grunting Continues]
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[Drill Whirring]
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{ Punching, Falling To Floor]
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(music) [Humming]
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All right, make way
for the mother of a dentist.
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The mother of Jesse W. Heywood,
valedictorian.
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I'm her best friend.
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[Snorts]
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{ Applause]
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[Clears Throat]
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Uh, Dr. Friedlander,
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faculty, students...
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[Clears Throat]
And parents.
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As we, uh, stand
on the threshold...
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{ Man] Louder.!
As we stand on the threshold
of graduation,
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we may get the feeling
that this is the end.
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{ One Person Applauding]
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This is really the beginning...
Louder.!
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This is really the beginning...
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of stepping out into new horizons:
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North, south, east...
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and... west.
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00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,600
Speaking of west,
that is the direc...
[Clears Throat]
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00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:08,146
That is the direction
that I personally am going to.
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Why did I choose the West?
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Because the West is a place
where few, if any, dentists have trod.
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So I am going to trod there.
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[Sobbing]
Why, Jesse? Why?
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Well, Mom,
the West needs dentists.
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I mean, teeth are fallin' out
right and left out there.
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Teeth are falling out
in Philadelphia too.
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Yeah, but Philadelphia
is overrun with dentists.
There must be seven!
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Gratitude! Gratitude!
Some nice gratitude!
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But all the plans,
all the nice surprises.
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Your Uncle George was
going to give you an office
over the harness shop...
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for $3.00 a month.
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And Celia's Leonard
was going to give you...
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four rolls of wallpaper.
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Blue ducks.
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Fifty cents a foot!
Wholesale!
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00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,837
[Sobbing]
Oh, Jesse!
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00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,135
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!
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00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:11,836
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:15,813
If he were mine,
I'd know what to do.
Put him across my knee.
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00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:18,145
Butt out!
I'm family!
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00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:20,447
You're not family!
I'm your aunt!
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00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,579
You're not a real aunt.
Just my mother's best friend.
Oh, yeah?
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00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,816
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah?
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00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:28,223
How's it going,
Heywood?
Fine. Fine.
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00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:39,465
Those half-naked savages
must have colds all the time.
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00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,904
Oh, Ma, that's
an old wives' tale.
145
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,943
Your average Indian's
the healthiest person in the world.
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00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:48,174
But, Jesse, dear,
it stands to reason...
Uh, Ma, Ma, Ma!
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[Clears Throat]
Call me "Doctor."
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Oh, excuse me,
is this car 24?
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Uh, all the way down, mack.
Thank you.
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00:10:55,855 --> 00:11:00,690
But, Doctor, you've always been
such a delicate little boy.
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00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,456
You've got such touchy sinuses.
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00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:06,327
You've always had your
father's delicate sinuses.
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00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,924
Aw, Ma!
Now don't "aw" me.
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00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,765
It was your father's
sinuses that killed him.
155
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,203
He was run over
by a beer wagon!
156
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,709
He was blowing his nose
in the middle of the street.
157
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,575
Well, I'm not going to cry.
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00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,580
Good for you, Ma.
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00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:25,811
I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.
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00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,819
Attagirl.
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00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,321
If you don't believe me,
ask Celia.
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00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:33,415
I said, "Celia, I'm not
going to cry at the station."
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And you've always
kept your word, Ma.
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Uh, is this car 24?
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Uh, back that way.
Huh. Well...
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I'll bet you think
I'm crying right now.
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00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,274
You promised yourself
you wouldn't.
And I'm not!
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That's 'cause
you're strong, Ma.
{ Whistle Blows]
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[Chuckles]
Just think, Ma.
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Gettin' ready to head west.
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In two days, I'll be in Ohio.
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00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,453
In one week, I'll be in St. Louis.
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And in two months,
California!
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What an age we live in.
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Things are moving too fast.
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[Mutters]
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Excuse me, bunky.
Is this about it?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Well, Ma...
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Oh! Oh, uh...
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[Clears Throat]
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Ma, you got something
for the porter? Got a nickel?
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00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,093
A nickel?
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Uh, n-no charge.
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00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,971
Ma, what's that?
186
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:57,065
Well, it got your Uncle Metcalf
safely through the Civil War.
187
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Here, you may need it.
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[Laughs]
Well, gee, Ma,
that's kind of nifty.
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Wear it in good health.
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{ Conductor]
Board.!
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[Clears Throat]
Well, Ma, I guess this is it.
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Good-bye, dear.
193
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Write me as soon
as you get to the West.
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I will, Ma.
195
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,878
Don't look back, Ma.
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00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,938
Goin' out west, partner?
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Sure am, partner.
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00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:11,749
{ Bell Ringing,
Whistle Blowing]
199
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,160
Naka washa.
200
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:03,501
Well...
thank you, dear lady.
201
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,966
Oh, uh, thank you,
dear lady.
202
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,509
[Chuckles]
203
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,837
Mmm!
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00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,577
That's good!
What is that?
205
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,018
Wana tonka.
Wana tonka?
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00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,055
Lizard roll.
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00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:39,070
Rest stop! Rest stop!
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00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,402
{ Gunshot]
209
00:15:56,455 --> 00:16:00,687
All right, everybody
out of that stage.
Come on!
210
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,797
Come on!
211
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,558
Come on, let's go.!
212
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,867
And you up there,
throw down that strongbox!
213
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,512
Hold it, driver.!
214
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,060
Go ahead!
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00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,096
[Shouts]
216
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,104
[Shouting]
217
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,139
Whoa! Whoa!
218
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,140
What happened, Arthur?
219
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:27,008
Two men held us up
out on the Willow Creek Road.
They got the strongbox.
220
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,639
All right.
Come on, men. Let's go.
221
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[Grunts]
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00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,559
I just love
this kind of stuff.
Oh, come on!
223
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,240
Fred, got a passenger for ya
on the through stage.
224
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,468
Be sure he gets on it.
225
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,401
Hot digs!
Come to 2,200 apiece.
226
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,310
You know something, Penny?
This is the first time...
227
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,940
I ever had this much money
at one time in my whole life.
228
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:41,213
There's plenty more
where that came from, Pop.
229
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:45,086
I got two stagecoaches
lined up next week.
A hundred miles apart.
230
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,422
Hold it, Penny.
Count me out.
What?
231
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That's right. This was my last job.
232
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:57,001
After 30 years of rustling cattle
and holding up banks, I'm packing it in.
233
00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,505
This'll be easy pickin's, Pop.
234
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,302
No. I'm gonna take
this here money...
235
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,935
and fulfill my lifelong ambition.
236
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,945
What's that, Pop?
237
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,813
Go to Boston and open up
a little dress shop.
238
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,944
A dress shop?
239
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,750
Well, wait a minute, Penny.
240
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,986
Just 'cause I'm rough and dirty
and don't wear underwear,
241
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,926
don't mean that I ain't artistic.
242
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,955
All the years we've been together,
I never heard you mention that once.
243
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:33,437
Well, I reckon
it would sound kind of funny
in front of the other gentlemen.
244
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:37,032
Well, if that's
the way you want it.
245
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:41,205
At least we can
ride together as far
as Hole in the Wall.
246
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,483
A dress shop?
Hold it, Penny!
247
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,383
What is it?
248
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:52,651
Sounds like maybe 10 or 15 horses.
249
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:56,125
Nice posse size.
Let's get outta here.
250
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:30,692
Whoa! Whoa!
Penny, there ain't
but one thing to do.
251
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,629
They're gainin' on us.
We gotta split up.
252
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,758
You follow
that stream there.
253
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:39,133
I'll head north and
try to draw 'em off.
Good luck, honey.
254
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,138
Don't get caught, Pop.
Remember your dress shop.
255
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,117
Yeah, it looks like one of'em.
256
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,353
I just love this kind of stuff.
257
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,519
Let's go.
258
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,183
[Horse Whinnying]
259
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,336
[Horse Whinnies]
260
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:57,975
I just hate
this kind of stuff!
Grab her, Floyd!
261
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,109
Where?
Where?
262
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:04,451
I don't know
about grabbin' women!
I ain't married!
263
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,788
Where's that
federal marshal?
He's on his way over.
264
00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:09,793
You've got no right!
265
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:13,888
You've got no right holding
a defenseless woman prisoner!
266
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:24,806
Now simmer down!
You just simmer down, Penny.
267
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,868
Marshal Bates here
wants to talk to you.
268
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,540
Miss Cushings,
I've got a proposition for you.
269
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:32,310
Not interested!
270
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:36,411
Better hear me out.
This paper's a full pardon.
271
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:40,584
You dang fool!
The marshal wants you to work
for the federal government.
272
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,787
It's a trick!
I just love this kind of stuff!
273
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,354
No, it's no trick.
Now listen to me carefully.
274
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:51,368
Somebody's been smuggling guns
to some renegade Comanche Indians.
275
00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,370
What's that got to do with me?
276
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:55,736
We need your help
to find out who it is.
277
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:59,004
The marshal wants you to work
as an undercover agent.
278
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,170
We've already lost two men.
279
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:04,977
We figure they won't be suspicious
of a woman posin' as a homesteader.
280
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,616
Well, what do you think, Penny?
281
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,088
I don't know.
282
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,524
We got enough on you
to send you away for 300 years.
283
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:20,596
Ya ninny! He wants
to give you a pardon!
284
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:23,065
Here, read this.
285
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:30,072
[Sighs]
Is it a real pardon?
286
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:33,077
It's got the governor's
signature on it.
287
00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:38,506
You got yourself a deal.
288
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,813
Hey, this is
pretty excitin'.
289
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,912
You mind if
I tell everybody?
290
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:47,481
You do and I'll shoot you...
right in the mouth.
291
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,048
Excuse me, sir.
292
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,552
Could you tell me
where I could buy a wagon
and a good team of horses?
293
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,213
Yep. Right across
the street there.
294
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,690
Abel Swanson will sell you
anything you want.
295
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,489
But watch him.
He's real slick.
296
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:25,496
He'll cheat you
if he gets a chance.
297
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:29,000
Yeah? Well, he'll have to get up
pretty early in the morning...
298
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:32,195
to pull the wool
over Jesse W. Heywood's eyes.
299
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,238
Much obliged.
300
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,536
Love your hat!
301
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,456
Mr. Swanson?
302
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:55,118
Oh. Howdy.
303
00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:58,993
I'd like to see Mr. Swanson
about gettin' a good rig
and a team.
304
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,157
[Speaking Chinese]
305
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:05,363
[Mumbling]
Well, I don't know
anything about that.
306
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:08,600
And you can tell him
that just because
I'm from out of town,
307
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,972
that don't mean I don't
know what it's all about.!
308
00:25:18,483 --> 00:25:21,509
{ Footsteps]
309
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:27,816
Good day, sir.
Abel Swanson, proprietor,
at your service.
310
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:30,885
Dr. Jesse W. Heywood,
dentist, Philadelphia.
311
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:35,331
Ah, a professional man!
What a pleasure to do business
with a man of science!
312
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,029
Wong, our house is honored
by the presence of a physician.
313
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,732
[Speaking Chinese]
314
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,537
{ Kissing Noises]
315
00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:50,074
[Clears Throat]
316
00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:53,413
Wong reveres knowledge.
We are at your service.
317
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,476
Uh, well...
[Clears Throat]
318
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,489
I want to get a rig
and a couple of good strong horses.
319
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,491
And I'll pay nothin'
but a fair price.
320
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,551
It's a pleasure to do business
with a discerning man.
321
00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:06,722
Now, everything you need
is right over here.
322
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,562
There's a potbellied stove,
wrought iron skillet,
323
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:12,398
twenty pounds of flour,
one axe, two extra handles.
324
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:16,600
Now, let's see.
A stove, $7.50; skillet, $4.20;
flour, $8.50; $9.75 for an axe.
325
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:19,974
Add that up,
will you, Wong?
326
00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:22,741
[Speaking Chinese]
327
00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:26,409
That comes to $47, even.
Now for the wagon...
328
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:28,611
Wait a minute.
Hold it. Hold it!
329
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:32,088
[Muttering]
Forty-seven dollars?
The stove was $7.50.
330
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:36,355
The skillet was $4.20.
That's $11.70. Then you have...
331
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,056
Have you ever been
in the Orient, sir?
Huh?
332
00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:41,997
Have you ever been
in the Orient?
333
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,001
No, I never have.
334
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:47,061
That's amazing.
Simply amazing.
335
00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:50,904
Wong, observe the analytical mind
of the trained scientist.
336
00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:53,911
Skilled in the arts of mathematics,
physics, chemistry.
337
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:58,143
Able to understand the machinations
of the Oriental calculating abacus.
338
00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:02,084
Run over those figures
for him again, Wong.
339
00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,547
Yeah. That's $47, all right.
340
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,493
Extraordinary mind.
You, sir, are amazing.
341
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:13,998
Now, let's put you into a wagon.
Right this way.
342
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,033
Okay.
343
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:19,863
You are indeed
a fortunate man!
344
00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:22,202
This is your lucky day!
345
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:24,833
The wagon you are beholding...
soon to be yours...
346
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:27,377
is the only one of its kind
west of the Mississippi.
347
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,379
How much is it?
Built of the finest oak.
348
00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:32,280
Once owned
by one of the great
pioneers of our west,
349
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,410
the late Sir Lincoln Boone.
350
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:50,859
I know this is no time
to bring this up, but how much is it?
351
00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:54,302
Excuse me. I'll let it go
for a hundred dollars.
352
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:57,364
How much?
One hundred
and fifty dollars.
353
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,774
Now that seems
kind of expensive to me!
354
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:03,905
Expensive? Too expensive
for a vehicle worthy of transporting...
355
00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:06,280
one of the great scientific minds
of our day?
356
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,342
Sir, this wagon befits you.
357
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:13,414
Wong, let us not forget.
Our house is honored by
the presence of a physician.
358
00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:15,857
[Speaking Chinese]
359
00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:19,021
[Muttering]
Uh, well... Now wait a...
That's enough. I, uh...
360
00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:21,964
Now listen, I think
150 will be okay.
Sold!
361
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:25,525
Wong, add that up.
Forty-seven and 150.
362
00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:27,696
[Chinese]
363
00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:30,605
That comes to $232.55.
364
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:33,166
$232.55?
365
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,212
That is correct.
366
00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,841
Well, figures don't lie.
367
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,818
That's an even $250
with the territory tax.
368
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,013
And that'll be cash,
of course.
369
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:49,152
Territory tax?
[Muttering]
[Speaking Chinese]
370
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:53,459
Gracias. It was a pleasure
doing business with you, sir.
Chop-chop!
371
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:56,261
Uh, I'll see you.
Oh, wait a minute!
372
00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:59,303
L-I almost forgot.
Well, what about the horses?
373
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:03,602
Why, surely you jest.
There hasn't been a horse
for sale in over three weeks.
374
00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:06,337
Wait a second!
If you didn't have any horses for sale,
375
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,346
how come you sold me
that wagon and all that stuff?
376
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,247
We just like
to keep busy.
You have no right to...
377
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:16,310
What time do you have, sir?
Huh? Oh, 5:30.
378
00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:19,515
We're closed.
Well...
Now just wait a minute!
379
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,958
Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Why, you...
380
00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:26,190
How am I gonna get out west
if I don't have any horses?
381
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:29,358
You... You cheaters! Cheaters!
382
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,370
[Panting]
Abacus cadabacus!
383
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,301
{ Knocking]
384
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,571
Mr. Huggins?
That's right.
385
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,775
Penelope Cushings.
Won't you come in?
386
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,249
What can I do for you,
Miss Cushings?
387
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,688
First, I must warn you,
I'm not taking on
any new clients.
388
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:29,226
I expect to be
leaving town shortly.
389
00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:32,354
The moon is on the wane.
390
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,364
You?
391
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:36,957
You were looking
for a woman, weren't you?
392
00:30:37,035 --> 00:30:40,698
Well, yes, but you're...
Well, not like you.
393
00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:44,264
Expecting someone
a bit more horsey?
394
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,276
Sort of.
395
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:50,508
Well, I'm what they came up with,
so let's get down to business.
396
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:54,348
We're to take the wagon train
to San Miguel with you
posing as my wife.
397
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:57,354
Oh?
Strictly federal business.
398
00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:00,220
Once there,
we get in touch with Will Banks.
399
00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,727
You've got a rig?
Waiting out in the staging area.
400
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:06,821
Any notion as to how the rifles
are getting to the Indians?
401
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:10,800
Nope. There could even be some
on the wagon train we're taking.
402
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:16,032
Well, now, do you have
everything you need?
Yes, I think so.
403
00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:19,599
Good. We'll leave
day after tomorrow at sunup.
404
00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:22,202
Strictly federal business?
405
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,407
Strictly.
406
00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:26,541
Done and done.
407
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:43,729
{ Gunshots]
408
00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:49,205
{ Dog Barking]
409
00:31:57,015 --> 00:32:00,348
[Murmuring]
410
00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:05,914
That's Sam Huggins, the lawyer.
411
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:09,687
Who did it?
Shots came from across the street.
This fellow staggered in.
412
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,628
- Did anybody call a doctor?
- Doc Gifford's out of town.
413
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,894
Wait a minute. There's a doctor
right here in the hotel.
414
00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:21,728
Dr. Jesse W. Heywood.
Room three.
415
00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:24,240
Come on, Lyle!
Ernie, come on!
416
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,211
[Snoring]
417
00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:42,217
Hurry it up!
He don't answer.
418
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:45,887
[Snoring]
419
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,365
Darn you, Lyle!
Dr. Heywood!
420
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:52,062
Dr. Heywood!
Wake up! Wake up!
421
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,331
{ Man Downstairs]
Let's go up there.!
422
00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:57,670
We're coming!
Dr. Heywood, Dr. Heywood!
Please, wake up!
423
00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,234
Doctor, we have an
emergency in the lobby.
[Muttering]
424
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:04,543
Hmm. Emergency.
425
00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:07,675
[Snoring Continues]
426
00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:15,449
Hmm? Yeah.
I'm awake. I'm awake.
427
00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:27,162
All right, everybody.
Stand back. Give this man air.
428
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:30,207
He's probably got
a badly impacted wisdom tooth.
429
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:32,572
You fool!
Here's the trouble.
430
00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:51,285
[Laughing]
Hey, you sure handled that
nice last night, Doc.
431
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,762
[Laughing Continues]
432
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:03,496
[Clears Throat]
Uh... morning!
433
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,067
[Nervous Laughing]
434
00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:17,852
Uh, look, I hope I didn't give
the hotel a bad name by fainting.
435
00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:20,550
I mean, I feel bad about that.
Makes me feel terrible.
436
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:23,458
Your shoe's untied.
[Mutters, Laughs]
437
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:26,554
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Well, I'll just, uh...
438
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:29,794
[Clears Throat]
I'll, uh, tie it over here.
439
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:38,074
Oh, uh... uh, ma'am?
440
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:41,703
Ma'am? Wa...
Wait just...
441
00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,247
Just... wa...
442
00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:51,313
Uh, ma'am!
Oh, ma'am!
443
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:54,381
Uh, ma'am.
Excuse me, ma'am.
444
00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:57,860
I just wanted to express
my deepest sympathy...
445
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,090
and to apologize for, uh...
446
00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,962
well, what happened
to me there last night.
447
00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:06,333
See, actually I'm a dentist.
See, I'm not a doctor.
448
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:09,066
And, well, when I see
something like that,
449
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,438
I just sort of go all fuzzy.
450
00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:16,071
What's a tender ninny like you
doing out here in the first place?
451
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,543
Uh, ma'am, uh...
452
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:24,748
Now I realize that
that may have come about
as a result of your grief.
453
00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:28,087
But I don't like to be
called a tender ninny.
454
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:31,720
Tender ninny!
455
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:36,358
Okay. All right.
Now, all right.
456
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:40,598
I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm in teeth!
457
00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:45,574
And I came out here all the way
from Philadelphia single-handed
to fight oral ignorance!
458
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,736
And I intend to go
further west!
459
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,712
West is that way.
460
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:52,408
West! And I'm gonna
find me a couple of horses,
461
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,509
and I'm leaving on
the next wagon train out!
462
00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:58,020
Now what do you think
about that?
463
00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:02,685
Um, are you going to take
your tree and your dog
along with you?
464
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:22,345
{ Man]
I'm sorry about your
husband passin'on, ma'am,
465
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,506
but rules are rules
and I gotta stick to 'em.
466
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:27,551
No women alone
on the wagon train.
467
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:30,553
Uh, look, Mr. Welsh,
I have got to get
on this wagon train.
468
00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:32,782
No single women.
Company rules.
469
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,553
Well, I've got to find some way.
470
00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:40,086
The only thing I can recommend
is you find yourself a husband
by 5:00 tomorrow mornin'.
471
00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:41,893
A husband?
Mm-hmm.
472
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:46,460
All you need is somethin'
wearin' pants goin' that way.
473
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,007
Uh, west is that...
474
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:54,144
way.
475
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:35,611
{ Knocking]
[Grunts]
476
00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:38,655
[Groaning]
477
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:45,828
Oh!
478
00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:49,195
Hello, Dentist.
479
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,963
Hello!
[Laughs]
480
00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,903
[Clears Throat]
Uh... it's you!
481
00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:58,430
Aren't you going
to ask me to come in?
482
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:03,208
Huh? Oh... Oh, sure!
Yeah! Come in, come in.
483
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:12,415
Oh, uh... [Laughs]
I like to keep my hand in.
484
00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,256
[Chuckles]
485
00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:19,694
I'm sorry to bother you like this,
486
00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:24,224
but I have a terrible toothache.
487
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,570
Is it in your mouth?
Oh, yeah. [Laughs]
488
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,573
It would be, wouldn't it?
489
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:34,133
Sure. Well, you just
sit right down there,
490
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:36,679
and we'll just take care of it.
491
00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:39,215
I probably should have
made an appointment.
492
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:41,547
I realize how busy you must be.
493
00:38:41,619 --> 00:38:44,520
Oh, golly, heck!
There's always...
494
00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:47,853
always room for an emerg...
495
00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:50,325
[Clears Throat]
Emergency.
496
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,721
[Clears Throat]
497
00:38:58,235 --> 00:39:00,760
Uh...
498
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:04,535
I'll just, uh...
[Muttering]
499
00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:07,441
Wait a min... Uh, well...
[Chuckles]
500
00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:14,446
I'll tell you what.
Could you just, uh...
open your mouth?
501
00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:43,280
Uh... l... I need my mirror.
502
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:45,315
Oh.
503
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:50,219
{ Mirror Shatters]
504
00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:52,482
That's okay.
505
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:56,488
I'll get, uh...
get something else here.
506
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,462
Oh, do you know something?
Hmm?
507
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:03,989
When you turned away,
I noticed your profile.
508
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,970
It's really very attractive.
509
00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:11,701
My profile?
[Chuckles]
510
00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:14,643
Well...
511
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,081
[Gasps]
Huh?
512
00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:22,779
Oh, your hands!
Oh, they're lovely!
513
00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:25,219
The hands of a surgeon.
514
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:29,783
[Muttering]
Yeah, well, my ha...
515
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,488
[Clears Throat]
516
00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,929
Well, uh...
517
00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:41,031
hands have always
run in my family.
518
00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:45,102
Do you know what I think?
519
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,110
Uh-uh.
520
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:49,942
I think you're very nice.
521
00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:52,107
Do you know what I think?
522
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,117
What?
523
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,449
I think I might faint.
524
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,953
Ohhh.
525
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,626
How did a wonderful
professional man like you...
526
00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:12,533
escape marriage
all these years?
527
00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:17,734
Well, uh, I've always felt I was
a little too thin for marriage.
528
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,742
Ohhh.
529
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:24,474
And besides, m-my main mission
in life right now i-i-is to go west.
530
00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,910
How strange fate is!
531
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:32,080
I, too, am alone
and going west.
532
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,785
And suddenly,
out of the blue sky,
533
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:38,727
I meet you.
534
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,932
A big...
535
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,833
tall...
536
00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:47,837
handsome...
537
00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:49,964
man!
538
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:57,871
Now, wait a minute!
J-Just wait a minute!
539
00:41:57,948 --> 00:42:00,109
[Muttering]
L-I don't even know you.
540
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,709
I'm crazy about you.
Isn't that enough?
541
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:06,779
Now then, the witnesses there,
Mrs. Longbaugh and Slosh White,
are 25 cents each,
542
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,291
payable immediately
following the ceremony.
543
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,885
Fine. Speed it up.
The wagon train leaves in an hour.
544
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:13,896
This is so sudden,
Miss Cushings.
545
00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:17,422
I mean, you just don't
fix a tooth one minute
and get married the next.
546
00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:20,493
The song is 50 cents extra.
Would you like the song?
547
00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:22,300
Yes. Fine, fine.
548
00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:27,237
(music) Oh, promise me
that someday... (music)
549
00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:29,074
Let's go, Reverend!
550
00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:31,080
During the music?
Yes!
551
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:33,742
Well, all right.
552
00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:36,183
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here...
553
00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:38,312
Now wait a minute!
Hold it!
554
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,483
I can't get married
without telling my mother.
555
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:44,926
There isn't any time.
We've got to catch
the wagon train,
556
00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:47,156
uh, uh, uh...
557
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,426
Jesse.
Jesse.
558
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,094
My mother will just
never forgive me for this.
559
00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:56,367
We are assembled here
in the presence of God
to join together this man...
560
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,136
Now wa... We're strangers.
You know that, don't you?
561
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,541
I'd at least like you
to meet my mother.
562
00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,773
Speed it up, Reverend.
563
00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:06,816
He has instructed those
who have entered into
this relationship, etc.
564
00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:09,409
That's not Episcopalian!
565
00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:11,545
By the authority invested
in me by the Church,
566
00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,988
I declare that you, Penelope,
and, uh, you, uh...
567
00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:16,390
Jesse.
568
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,894
And you, Jesse,
are hereby man and wife.
569
00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:21,693
Attaboy, Reverend!
Now, just hold it!
570
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:26,134
I don't feel at all
that this is actually...
I mean, the whole... the thing...
571
00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:28,171
Mm-hmm.
572
00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:41,144
We'd better hurry if we want
to catch that wagon train.
573
00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,756
[Horse Whinnies]
574
00:43:46,824 --> 00:43:49,725
Well, well, well.
You did it, ma'am.
What's the new name?
575
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,455
Dr. And Mrs.
Jesse W. Heywood.
You ready to go?
576
00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:54,463
Wagons west!
577
00:43:54,531 --> 00:43:56,761
That's the ticket. Just pull up
behind that last wagon.
578
00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:59,302
Right.
[Yells]
579
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,395
Nice going.
580
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,930
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just so darned excited.
581
00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:11,447
Mr. And Mrs.
Hiram Remington.
Atlanta.
582
00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:15,042
Dr. And Mrs.
Jesse W. Heywood.
Philadelphia.
583
00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:23,882
Dr. And Mrs.
Jesse W. Heywood.
Philadelphia.
584
00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:28,898
Reverend Zachary Gant
and my loyal minion,
Matthew Basch!
585
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:31,594
Nice couple.
586
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,400
Fix this crate.
What are you trying to do,
get us thrown in jail?
587
00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:38,771
Aww, a "purty"
little thing like that
and a derby dude,
588
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:41,310
they ain't likely
to be federal men.
589
00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:43,608
We can't trust anybody.
590
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,115
Now remember that!
Come on, fix it!
591
00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:54,247
Where's Willie?
592
00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:56,258
Beats me.
593
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:59,090
Willie! Willie!
594
00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,757
Here, Ma.
595
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:05,700
I told you to do that
before we left!
596
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,472
Oh, boy!
597
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,373
Keep your eye
on the road.
598
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:18,475
I just can't believe it.
599
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,347
Tonight's our wedding night.
600
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:29,386
In a few hours,
we'll stop...
601
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,758
make camp...
602
00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:35,128
have a little supper...
603
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:37,827
then beddy-bye.
604
00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:07,892
(music) [Humming]
605
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:15,268
[Gasps]
[Laughing]
606
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,544
I was in the same boat
as you 35 years ago.
607
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,546
Is that right?
608
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,549
I'll never forget
my wedding night
as long as I live.
609
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,847
I'll bet.
I cried like a baby.
610
00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:32,480
[Laughing]
611
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,392
{ Woman]
Willie.!
612
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,860
{ Willie]
Almost done, Ma.
613
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,297
Penelope?
614
00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:54,572
[Singing]
Penelope?
615
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,670
What do you want?
616
00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:59,716
[Clears Throat]
Are you beddy-bye?
617
00:46:59,783 --> 00:47:02,581
I suppose so.
618
00:47:08,725 --> 00:47:10,989
Guard duty, Dr. Heywood.
619
00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:13,529
You're kidding!
620
00:47:18,535 --> 00:47:22,801
{ Coyote Howling]
[Gasps]
621
00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:25,364
{ Howling Continues]
622
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:33,616
[Chuckles]
A coyote.
623
00:47:39,756 --> 00:47:42,156
(music) [Whistling]
624
00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:51,094
{ Rustling]
625
00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:55,030
[Rattling]
626
00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:01,243
[Owl Hooting]
627
00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:04,838
[Laughing]
628
00:48:04,915 --> 00:48:07,543
Hoot owl.
629
00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:19,522
Aaah!
Scare ya?
630
00:48:19,596 --> 00:48:21,530
Heck no! You kiddin'?
631
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:25,534
I come to relieve you, Doc.
I reckon you got some chores
you want to fulfill, huh?
632
00:48:25,602 --> 00:48:28,127
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Thanks. Good luck.
633
00:48:47,491 --> 00:48:49,925
[Singing]
I'm back.
634
00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:21,917
[Chuckling]
You're soft.
635
00:49:21,992 --> 00:49:26,258
{ Men Snoring]
636
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,855
{ Twig Snaps]
637
00:49:28,932 --> 00:49:32,129
[Mutters]
638
00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:35,000
{ Snoring Continues]
639
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:46,476
[Laughing]
Come on, you little dickins!
I'll find you!
640
00:49:49,853 --> 00:49:54,620
Come on now! Come on now!
Wh-Where ar... are you?
641
00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:57,922
[Panting]
642
00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:07,927
[Giggling]
643
00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:15,210
Penny!
What are you doing?
644
00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:17,007
That you, Willie?
645
00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:21,951
What are you doing
wandering around?
Shut up!
646
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,510
[Murmuring]
647
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:27,523
{ Mr. Welsh]
What's going on here?
648
00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:34,553
I couldn't sleep,
so I decided to take a walk.
649
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:36,758
That's all.
650
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:41,270
Well, you'd be lonesome, too,
if your husband were on guard duty.
651
00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:43,670
It's our wedding night.
652
00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:51,503
Lovers' quarrel, that's all.
All right, back to bed.
653
00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:56,908
Gosh, honey, I didn't realize
you missed me so much.
654
00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:01,257
I wonder what she's up to.
655
00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:04,418
Don't you get it, Zack?
She's got the sweets on me.
656
00:51:04,494 --> 00:51:07,190
I have the same trouble
every place I go.
657
00:51:07,264 --> 00:51:10,665
Women just come runnin' after me,
wantin' to kiss me on the mouth.
658
00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:38,087
{ Bell Clanging]
659
00:51:38,161 --> 00:51:41,255
{ Mr. Welsh Shouting]
Everybody up.! Everybody up.!
660
00:53:00,977 --> 00:53:04,469
{ Indians Whooping]
661
00:53:09,786 --> 00:53:13,586
Indians! Indians!
662
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,252
Hyah!
663
00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:22,829
[Whooping Continues]
664
00:53:26,269 --> 00:53:28,203
What'll we do?
665
00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:30,933
Take cover and start
using that six-gun!
666
00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:33,999
{ Gunshots Continue]
667
00:54:01,471 --> 00:54:03,439
[Horse Whinnies]
668
00:54:25,629 --> 00:54:28,257
[Horse Whinnies]
669
00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:46,146
[Whimpering]
670
00:54:58,528 --> 00:54:59,460
{ Gunshots]
They're Winchesters.
671
00:54:59,529 --> 00:55:01,463
The Heywood wagon.
It ain't with us.
672
00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:04,193
Remington! Tyler!
Some of you men, let's go!
673
00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:16,344
{ Penny]
Get back here, you idiot.!
674
00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:39,429
Bang.
{ Gunshot]
675
00:55:47,477 --> 00:55:50,378
Are you all right?
Uh-huh. Yeah. Fine.
676
00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:52,472
Uh, I didn't know
you could shoot like that.
677
00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:54,449
Huh, I didn't know it myself!
678
00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:12,360
Who'd have believed it?
679
00:56:12,435 --> 00:56:14,335
That Doc's a gutty little cuss.
680
00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:33,680
Which one's Doc Heywood?
Right there.
681
00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:35,691
There he is!
Hey!
Doc!
682
00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:37,659
[Congratulating, Cheering]
683
00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,073
The greatest!
Attaboy, Doc!
684
00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:54,133
To Doc Heywood,
Indian fighter!
685
00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:59,212
Say, Doc, tell us
just how you killed
all them Indians.
686
00:56:59,282 --> 00:57:01,216
{ Bartender]
Give him a chance to clear
the dust out of his throat.
687
00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:03,218
Come on, Doc.
Drink up.!
688
00:57:03,286 --> 00:57:07,222
Oh. Well.
689
00:57:07,290 --> 00:57:09,190
Hmm.
[Chuckles Nervously]
690
00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:14,295
[Coughs]
691
00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:20,660
[Out Of Breath]
It doesn't pay to drink
too fast when you're thirsty.
692
00:57:20,737 --> 00:57:22,637
That was good, though.
Was good.
693
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:30,173
Say, Doc, now we hear tell
that you fell far behind
the main wagon train.
694
00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:32,146
How did that happen?
695
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:37,052
Well, I'll tell you.
696
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,554
That was on purpose.
697
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:42,648
There was a reason for that.
698
00:57:42,725 --> 00:57:46,183
You see, it was
all part of the plan.
699
00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:48,662
It was all
part of the plan!
700
00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:54,460
As I said,
it was all part of the plan.
701
00:57:54,537 --> 00:57:58,803
See, I'd been spotting their signs
for quite a while.
702
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:03,312
He was a-spottin'
their signs!
703
00:58:03,379 --> 00:58:06,610
One, maybe two months.
704
00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:10,278
And then a plan began
a-formulatin' in my mind.
705
00:58:10,353 --> 00:58:13,254
Then a plan began
a-formulatin' in his mind!
706
00:58:15,925 --> 00:58:19,827
I figured I'd lay back a ways
and draw 'em off the main body.
707
00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:25,663
That was to give the wagon train
a chance to get away.
708
00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:28,636
Chance to get away!
You wanna let me
tell this, fella?
709
00:58:32,809 --> 00:58:37,508
See, there's one thing you gotta
keep in mind about Indians.
710
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:41,016
Them Indians is ten times
as scared as you are...
711
00:58:41,084 --> 00:58:43,348
[Screams]
712
00:58:43,419 --> 00:58:46,547
Didn't mean to scare
Indian fighter.
713
00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:50,923
[Chuckles]
You character. One of ours.
714
00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:53,462
[Laughter]
715
00:58:56,232 --> 00:58:59,360
I wonder.
What?
716
00:58:59,435 --> 00:59:03,337
If that skinny little
Philadelphia jasper
could be a federal agent.
717
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:08,705
He sure looks like
a dentist to me.
718
00:59:08,778 --> 00:59:10,769
How would you know?
719
00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:13,611
You ain't never seen
a dentist in your life.
720
00:59:14,784 --> 00:59:17,685
No need to poke fun
at my only weak point.
721
00:59:25,595 --> 00:59:27,529
I don't know what
you're talking about, lady.
722
00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:29,861
I'm a roofer.
Been a roofer all my life.
723
00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:32,231
Don't know nothing
about the federal government.
724
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:36,238
Sam Huggins would be
talking to you now,
but they shot him.
725
00:59:38,207 --> 00:59:40,107
Get in the wagon.
726
01:00:11,341 --> 01:00:14,504
I knew it!
That whole dentist outfit was a dodge.
727
01:00:14,577 --> 01:00:17,171
Look at those clothes.
He's a gunny for sure.
728
01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:39,367
[Coughs]
729
01:00:39,435 --> 01:00:41,767
Yep, Matthew. That's our man.
We've gotta get rid of him.
730
01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:43,772
How you gonna do it?
731
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,435
Simple. I'll have you
pick a fight with him.
Gun him down in the street.
732
01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:51,640
Now, wait a minute,
Reverend. I ain't gonna
tangle with him.
733
01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:54,239
What's the matter?
'Fraid he'll kill you?
734
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:57,218
That's part of it.
The main thing is
if he nicks me,
735
01:00:57,286 --> 01:01:00,255
why, the scar
will just ruin my looks.
736
01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:23,144
I'll get a professional.
737
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:27,180
I hear that
Arnold the Kid's
in town.
738
01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:29,684
Good!
739
01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:33,210
Heck, you're always better off
with a specialist, anyway.
740
01:01:33,289 --> 01:01:35,223
Yeah?
741
01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:38,590
Well, I'll sure know where to look
if I ever need a coward.
742
01:01:38,661 --> 01:01:40,561
Yep.
743
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:48,535
Arnold, kill Heywood,
I'll give you $600.
744
01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:55,233
All right.
I'll give you $850.
745
01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:00,239
All right.
I'll give you $ 1,000.
746
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:03,250
[Knuckles Crack]
747
01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:12,794
[Knuckles Crack]
748
01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:15,057
[Chuckles]
749
01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:27,676
They told me this outfit
was an original.
750
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,678
Get out of my way.
751
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,680
What?
752
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,546
You heard me.
Get out of my way!
753
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,346
Well, now. Just who
do you think you are?
754
01:02:39,789 --> 01:02:41,689
Arnold the Kid.
755
01:02:44,994 --> 01:02:47,519
Doc the Heywood.
756
01:02:48,631 --> 01:02:50,599
That name don't scare you?
757
01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:57,829
It scares me this much.
758
01:03:07,383 --> 01:03:10,147
[Sizzling]
759
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,490
[Whimpers]
760
01:03:21,931 --> 01:03:24,024
All right, Mr. Kid.
761
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,125
Now you've gone
just a little bit too far.
762
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:28,170
You're really asking for it.
763
01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:31,306
Make your play!
764
01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:34,400
I'll make my play.
I'll make my play.
765
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,750
Ippity-doo, kanaba dip,
766
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,946
double dare,
knock off the chip!
767
01:03:45,021 --> 01:03:46,955
Now, what's this all about?
768
01:03:47,023 --> 01:03:49,856
You wanna know what that's all about?
I'll tell you what that's all about.
769
01:03:49,926 --> 01:03:53,054
You knock off that chip
and you'll see what it's all about.
770
01:03:59,101 --> 01:04:01,035
{ Chip Hits Ground]
771
01:04:01,103 --> 01:04:03,037
[Breathes In Deeply]
772
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,198
Uh-huh. Okay.
All right.
773
01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:07,538
Okay. I'm gonna tell you
something right now.
774
01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:10,704
You just happen to know what I did?
Do you happen to know what I did?
775
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:12,714
Well, I'll tell you what I did!
776
01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:16,115
I killed twelve Indians
and two horses in one fight.
777
01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:18,915
Now, how do you like
those bananas?
778
01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:25,084
Pass the word to clear the street.
779
01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:27,561
I'll meet you here in half an hour.
780
01:04:29,999 --> 01:04:32,490
[Knuckles Crack]
781
01:04:32,568 --> 01:04:34,468
Wear your gun.
782
01:04:53,856 --> 01:04:56,689
[Hammering]
783
01:04:59,762 --> 01:05:03,562
Hey, I think you might have
something with that Minister Gant.
784
01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:05,965
They checked on him back East,
and he ain't no Pentecostal.
785
01:05:06,035 --> 01:05:07,969
And he sure ain't no Mormon.
786
01:05:08,037 --> 01:05:11,529
They couldn't find
one persuasion that
ever heard tell of him.
787
01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:14,804
Those Bible boxes
were sure long and heavy.
788
01:05:14,877 --> 01:05:18,005
Hey, maybe you and your husband
could scout around the church.
789
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,014
See what's in them boxes.
790
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,313
Forget my husband.
791
01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:27,550
He's just some Philadelphia jay
I got tied up with to get me out here.
792
01:05:27,623 --> 01:05:30,091
The sooner I get rid of him,
the better.
793
01:05:30,159 --> 01:05:32,787
Appears to me like
he could be of some help.
794
01:05:32,862 --> 01:05:34,989
I hear he's pretty good
with a six-gun.
795
01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,726
{ Wind Blowing, Whistling]
796
01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:57,950
[Can Bouncing]
797
01:06:19,608 --> 01:06:21,872
[Water Running]
798
01:06:22,945 --> 01:06:24,879
What's going on?
799
01:06:24,947 --> 01:06:27,177
That's Heywood
out there practicing.
800
01:06:27,249 --> 01:06:29,183
I heard two shots.
801
01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:32,980
That means, uh,
he's got four to go.
802
01:06:33,055 --> 01:06:35,489
[Laughter]
803
01:06:46,035 --> 01:06:48,936
[Glass Shatters]
804
01:06:58,147 --> 01:06:59,580
{ Bullet Ricochets]
805
01:06:59,648 --> 01:07:01,582
{ Dog Yelps]
806
01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:28,910
[Gunshot]
807
01:07:28,978 --> 01:07:32,778
That's six. Call him out.
808
01:07:39,922 --> 01:07:42,152
Heywood!
809
01:07:44,493 --> 01:07:46,427
Did you want me for something?
810
01:07:48,464 --> 01:07:50,659
It's been exactly a half hour.
811
01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,395
Mm-hmm.
812
01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:09,917
{ Wind Whistling]
813
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:28,796
Heywood, I'm even gonna
let you draw first.
814
01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:32,407
[Voice Quivering]
Thank you.
815
01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:46,216
Oooh! Aah!
[Gunshot]
816
01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:51,225
[Moans]
817
01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:54,091
A seven-shooter?
818
01:09:08,043 --> 01:09:09,977
Hey!
Great!
Attaboy!
819
01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:12,673
[Congratulating, Cheering]
820
01:09:12,748 --> 01:09:15,182
What'd you do that for?
821
01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:17,412
I thought you wanted
to get rid of that jay.
822
01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:23,124
I don't know.
Something just come over me.
823
01:09:26,395 --> 01:09:29,125
Great work, Doc.
You showed them.
824
01:09:29,198 --> 01:09:32,099
Atta way, Doc.
Boy, you sure are something.
825
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,366
Excuse me.
Excuse me, fellas. Excuse me.
826
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:40,340
Uh, Penny!
Penny!
827
01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:43,105
[Chuckles]
Did you hear about it?
I heard.
828
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,670
'Bout the only thing that saved me
was the old killer instinct.
829
01:09:45,748 --> 01:09:47,682
Uh-huh.
830
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:51,311
What about supper?
I've got something to do.
I'll see you later.
831
01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:54,015
But I ain't seen you all day.
Doc Heywood!
The sheriff wants you!
832
01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:56,023
Who?
The sheriff
wants to see you.
833
01:09:56,091 --> 01:09:58,525
Just a minute, son.
Penny, look...
He says it's important!
834
01:09:58,594 --> 01:10:00,528
[Stammers]
835
01:10:00,596 --> 01:10:03,861
Well, all right.
Where are you gonna be later?
I'll be around.
836
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,265
Yeah.
[Chuckles]
837
01:10:06,335 --> 01:10:09,099
Darn women. So excitable.
838
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:13,474
{ Man]
Whenever you're ready, Leonard.
839
01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:15,510
Hold it like that now.
840
01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:17,773
[Chuckles]
That's dandy.
841
01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:20,144
Thank you.
842
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,684
There. That'll be
a real nice picture for us.
843
01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:26,118
The man who got
Arnold the Kid.
Well.
844
01:10:26,188 --> 01:10:28,122
I guess we don't need this anymore.
845
01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:30,750
Oh, say. Can I have that?
I'd kind of like to keep it
for a souvenir.
846
01:10:30,826 --> 01:10:32,760
Sure, Doc.
Help yourself.
847
01:10:32,828 --> 01:10:35,592
Leonard, get that picture
developed as soon as you can.
848
01:10:35,664 --> 01:10:37,598
Here, you want me
to give you a hand with this?
849
01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:39,600
{ Leonard]
Yes, please.
850
01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:53,177
There we are.
851
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,183
Oh. Excuse me.
852
01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:09,722
Uh, have you seen
this "ladiola"?
853
01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:12,699
Ah, si, si.!
Senora dentista. Aqui.
854
01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:14,702
The church?
Aqui.
855
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,931
Gracias, senor.
856
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,181
Penny!
857
01:11:31,253 --> 01:11:33,448
Hold it!
What's the matter?
858
01:11:33,522 --> 01:11:35,956
Thought I heard
something.
859
01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:39,153
Penny!
{ Floorboard Creaks]
860
01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:43,390
{ Floorboard Creaks]
861
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:45,399
{ Footsteps]
862
01:11:47,236 --> 01:11:49,170
[Floorboards Creak]
863
01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:01,347
[Jiggles Doorknob]
864
01:12:05,354 --> 01:12:07,288
{ Bells Ring]
865
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:09,290
Oooh! Aah!
866
01:12:26,942 --> 01:12:29,877
Penny!
{ Penny]
Shut up.!
867
01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:41,618
Penny!
[Whispers]
Keep it quiet!
868
01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:45,626
I've been looking
all over town for you.
869
01:12:45,694 --> 01:12:48,254
What do you want?
870
01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:50,560
Is that you?
871
01:12:50,632 --> 01:12:52,566
Yes, that's me.
872
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:55,034
I'll explain one of these days,
but not right now.
873
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:56,969
[Mutters]
874
01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:58,973
I can't believe this!
I just can't...
875
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:01,874
You mean you're a thief?
A cattle rustler?
What's this all about?
876
01:13:01,944 --> 01:13:05,539
I'll explain it later. Right now
I'm on government business.
877
01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:08,674
[Shouting]
Like what? Like stealing rifles
from a nice church?
878
01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:10,742
Shhh!
879
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,553
It's her.
She's the agent.
Let's get her.
880
01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:17,922
No. Not now. Let's wait till
Doc Heywood ain't here.
881
01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:19,927
Come on. Out.
882
01:13:19,995 --> 01:13:22,930
It's really none of your business.
Now, let's get out of here.
883
01:13:28,604 --> 01:13:32,335
Government business?
What kind of government business?
Hold your voice down!
884
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,842
But I don't get it.
One minute you're a bank robber,
885
01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:36,844
the next minute
you're working for the government.
886
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:39,972
All right. It's true.
887
01:13:40,048 --> 01:13:42,573
I am Bad Penny Cushings.
888
01:13:42,651 --> 01:13:45,745
But the government said
they'd clean up my record
if I did this job for them.
889
01:13:45,821 --> 01:13:47,755
What job?
890
01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:49,757
I can't tell you any more.
891
01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:56,363
Now, look. I don't know
if you realize it,
892
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,957
but our marriage
is getting pretty shaky.
893
01:13:59,034 --> 01:14:01,002
Now, I want to know
what's going on.
894
01:14:01,069 --> 01:14:03,003
All right.
895
01:14:03,071 --> 01:14:05,471
Now, can I count on you
to keep this quiet?
Of course!
896
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,169
Hold your voice down.
Of course.
897
01:14:08,243 --> 01:14:10,177
The government
promised me amnesty...
898
01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:13,510
if I found out who's
smuggling rifles to the Indians.
899
01:14:13,582 --> 01:14:15,607
It's Gant and Basch!
900
01:14:15,684 --> 01:14:17,675
Gant and Basch?
901
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,983
The minister and
his loyal minion?
902
01:14:20,055 --> 01:14:22,990
He's no minister.
And he's no minion.
903
01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:38,705
I don't know, Penny.
Everything's just moving too fast.
904
01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:41,334
First you came to me
with a toothache; we got married;
905
01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:44,402
we got on the wagon train;
bang, bang, bang; hurray, hurray.
906
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,813
Then I found out you're a crook.
Then you're not a crook, you're
working with the government.
907
01:14:47,883 --> 01:14:50,283
Everything's just moving too fast.
908
01:14:50,352 --> 01:14:53,321
{ Penny]
Poor little dude.
You're tired, aren't you?
909
01:14:53,388 --> 01:14:55,322
Mm-hmm.
910
01:14:55,390 --> 01:14:58,689
Well, I think the best thing to do
is to go to bed.
911
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,694
Huh?
912
01:15:00,762 --> 01:15:04,357
I said I think the best thing to do
is to go to bed.
913
01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:07,835
Are you changing?
914
01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:10,303
Uh-huh.
915
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,874
I'll just change
in the closet.
916
01:15:24,319 --> 01:15:26,253
(music) [Humming]
917
01:15:39,835 --> 01:15:41,769
(music) [Humming Continues]
918
01:16:03,325 --> 01:16:05,793
You can't sleep like that!
Those spurs'll kill me!
919
01:16:05,861 --> 01:16:08,159
I've got to get to Fort Tyler
to get the military.
920
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:11,290
But you said...
I mean, I thought that we...
921
01:16:11,366 --> 01:16:13,300
Fort Tyler?
922
01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:17,464
Don't you understand?
If the Indians get those rifles,
they'll wipe out this town.
923
01:16:17,539 --> 01:16:19,837
Oh. Yeah.
924
01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:23,639
Yeah, well, I better come
with you. I'm pretty handy
with a gun, you know.
925
01:16:23,712 --> 01:16:27,910
I'm afraid not, dentist.
You couldn't hit a bleeding
elephant in the snow.
926
01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:29,917
Are you kiddin'?
927
01:16:29,985 --> 01:16:33,148
Twelve Indians, two horses
and Arnold the Kid.
[Chuckles]
928
01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:35,155
Look, you might
as well know.
929
01:16:35,223 --> 01:16:37,623
I shot the Indians
from inside the wagon.
930
01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:40,161
And Arnold the Kid
from the window.
931
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:43,697
What?
932
01:16:43,765 --> 01:16:46,165
You mean, I didn't...
933
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:49,726
I mean, none of those...
934
01:16:49,805 --> 01:16:52,740
Nobody?
Nobody.
935
01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,678
I'm sorry to have
to tell you that, dentist.
936
01:17:00,749 --> 01:17:03,081
But I wouldn't want you
to come with me.
937
01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:05,085
You might get hurt.
938
01:17:06,688 --> 01:17:08,622
Are you coming back?
939
01:17:08,690 --> 01:17:11,955
I'm afraid not.
But...
940
01:17:12,027 --> 01:17:14,518
But you're my wife.
941
01:17:15,931 --> 01:17:17,990
That was just to get
on the wagon train.
942
01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:23,771
I'm sorry.
943
01:17:30,212 --> 01:17:33,113
Vaya con Dios, amigo.
944
01:17:37,519 --> 01:17:39,453
Gracias.
945
01:17:46,895 --> 01:17:48,829
There he is! Hey!
946
01:17:48,897 --> 01:17:50,831
[Crowd Roars]
947
01:17:56,371 --> 01:17:58,236
[Raucous Shouting]
948
01:18:01,877 --> 01:18:04,345
Attaboy!
All the way down!
949
01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:11,685
Hold it, please.
Just a minute.
950
01:18:13,455 --> 01:18:18,290
Uh, there's something that l...
951
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,294
I have to tell you.
952
01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:22,296
Come on, Doc.
Speak up.
953
01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:28,335
[Laughing]
954
01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:30,337
No. No more.
955
01:18:33,308 --> 01:18:37,142
Now, I don't want you to think
that I'm not grateful for the drinks,
956
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:41,046
and for your all being
so nice and everything.
957
01:18:41,116 --> 01:18:45,553
But, uh, well, I'm just
gonna tell you straight out.
958
01:18:48,256 --> 01:18:54,092
Doc the Heywood,
the well-known Indian fighter,
959
01:18:54,162 --> 01:18:56,630
is a fake.
[Muttering, Disagreeing]
960
01:18:57,766 --> 01:19:01,167
It's true! It is absolutely true!
961
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:05,263
Just as long as I'm standing here,
right here, right now. It's the truth.
962
01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:07,535
Well, Doc,
somebody killed
them dozen Indians.
963
01:19:07,609 --> 01:19:09,543
Now, who killed 'em?
964
01:19:10,712 --> 01:19:12,805
My wife.
965
01:19:12,881 --> 01:19:15,873
{ Laughing, Protesting]
Just a second.!
966
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:18,784
Just a second.
Hold 'er up.
967
01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:22,415
You got the Kid
because we all seen it.
Right!
968
01:19:22,491 --> 01:19:26,621
You got him... zang!
With one shot while
you was a-fallin' down!
969
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:28,629
That's right!
Clean shot!
970
01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:30,631
My wife got him
from a window.
971
01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:34,965
I wasted all my shots
like a darned dumbbell!
Don't you remember?
972
01:19:37,005 --> 01:19:39,997
I shot two at the can,
973
01:19:40,075 --> 01:19:42,373
two at the sign,
974
01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:44,469
one at the skillet...
975
01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:49,007
and one in the pants.
976
01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:51,348
[Muttering]
977
01:19:51,419 --> 01:19:53,580
All right now!
Hold it! Hold it!
978
01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:57,056
I was watchin' the whole thing.
Now, let's see. There was, uh,
979
01:19:57,125 --> 01:20:00,219
there was two at the can,
980
01:20:00,295 --> 01:20:02,456
two at the sign,
981
01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:06,126
one at the skillet...
982
01:20:06,201 --> 01:20:08,431
and one in the pants.
983
01:20:08,503 --> 01:20:10,630
Two in the can,
984
01:20:10,705 --> 01:20:13,970
two at the sign,
one at the skillet...
985
01:20:14,042 --> 01:20:17,375
and one in the pants.
986
01:20:33,728 --> 01:20:35,662
[Muttering]
987
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:55,138
Oh! Oh!
Help! Aaah!
988
01:20:56,218 --> 01:20:58,652
Failure, failure, failure.
989
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:02,087
Failure, failure,
failure, failure.
990
01:21:02,157 --> 01:21:05,285
That's the story
of my life, you know.
991
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:10,229
Two things have always
been my downfall.
992
01:21:11,299 --> 01:21:14,496
I have always been...
993
01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:17,663
the most failure
of anybody,
994
01:21:17,739 --> 01:21:21,175
and I'm too thin.
995
01:21:21,243 --> 01:21:23,734
[Slurring]
I don't think you're too thin.
996
01:21:23,812 --> 01:21:27,441
It's all bloat.
997
01:21:27,515 --> 01:21:31,076
Bloated thin failure!
That's me!
998
01:21:31,152 --> 01:21:33,882
I think you're wonderful.
999
01:21:33,955 --> 01:21:36,549
I just love a man
that can't make his...
1000
01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:38,559
mark in life.
1001
01:21:40,762 --> 01:21:45,790
Penny, hmm. Penny,
she's really somethin',
you know that?
1002
01:21:45,867 --> 01:21:48,563
Mmm-mm.
Mmm.
1003
01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:50,571
And she used me.
1004
01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:54,336
And she... she tricked me.
1005
01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,173
She made me think...
1006
01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:59,213
that she loved me.
1007
01:21:59,281 --> 01:22:01,613
Aww.
1008
01:22:03,118 --> 01:22:05,552
I should've known better.
1009
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,190
Nobody ever loved me.
1010
01:22:12,027 --> 01:22:16,828
Did you know I had
to take my own cousin
to the graduation dance?
1011
01:22:17,899 --> 01:22:19,924
Awww.
1012
01:22:22,137 --> 01:22:24,298
I threw up on her dress.
1013
01:22:24,372 --> 01:22:28,809
You are really my kind of guy.
1014
01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:42,185
I got on a romance track.
1015
01:22:42,257 --> 01:22:45,192
Then I got
on a gunslinger's track.
1016
01:22:46,628 --> 01:22:49,563
I gotta get back
on that dentist's track.
1017
01:22:52,767 --> 01:22:55,235
Go ahead. Laugh!
1018
01:22:55,303 --> 01:22:57,999
Laugh all you like.
1019
01:22:58,073 --> 01:23:00,132
I'm not a failure.
1020
01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:02,699
I'm a dentist!
1021
01:23:02,777 --> 01:23:05,541
A real dentist.
1022
01:23:05,613 --> 01:23:09,777
And I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
1023
01:23:09,851 --> 01:23:14,914
I'm gonna spread dental health
through the West like a plague!
1024
01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:19,626
Come on. I wanna close up.
1025
01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:28,769
Good night, Doc.
1026
01:23:33,942 --> 01:23:37,878
Brush your dentist twice a day.
Visit your toothbrush once a year.
1027
01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:58,355
Hyah!
1028
01:23:58,433 --> 01:24:01,197
{ Heywood]
Penny.!
1029
01:24:01,269 --> 01:24:03,203
Penny!
1030
01:24:07,442 --> 01:24:09,376
Penny! Pen...
1031
01:24:56,324 --> 01:24:58,258
Water.
1032
01:25:19,747 --> 01:25:22,147
Uh!
1033
01:25:22,217 --> 01:25:24,151
Uh!
1034
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:35,290
Water. Water.
1035
01:25:35,363 --> 01:25:38,025
I gotta have water. L...
1036
01:26:05,860 --> 01:26:08,795
Water. I gotta have water.
1037
01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:26,470
Uh! Air! I gotta have air!
1038
01:26:26,548 --> 01:26:28,482
Air!
1039
01:26:29,551 --> 01:26:31,485
[Panting]
1040
01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:41,695
{ Banging Drums]
1041
01:26:46,401 --> 01:26:48,335
{ Indians Singing]
1042
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:09,156
{ Girls Laughing]
1043
01:27:17,999 --> 01:27:19,933
[Giggling]
1044
01:27:30,812 --> 01:27:33,747
{ Giggling, Frolicking Continue]
1045
01:27:43,891 --> 01:27:45,825
{ Banging Drums, Whooping]
1046
01:28:43,584 --> 01:28:45,518
{ Banging Drums,
Whooping Continue]
1047
01:28:54,696 --> 01:28:56,561
[Whimpers]
1048
01:28:56,631 --> 01:28:58,565
[Grunts]
1049
01:29:14,082 --> 01:29:16,016
Penny! Penny!
1050
01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:18,018
[Baby Cries]
1051
01:29:18,086 --> 01:29:21,021
Watay. Watay.!
1052
01:29:23,491 --> 01:29:26,289
[Baby Continues Crying]
1053
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:28,295
[Girlish Voice]
Watay.
1054
01:29:35,970 --> 01:29:38,029
[Baby Continues Crying]
1055
01:29:38,106 --> 01:29:41,337
Watay. Watay.
1056
01:29:41,409 --> 01:29:44,037
Watay.
1057
01:29:44,112 --> 01:29:46,046
Watay.
1058
01:29:51,185 --> 01:29:53,119
How many did we give out?
1059
01:29:53,187 --> 01:29:56,054
That tallies 181.
1060
01:29:56,124 --> 01:29:57,989
[Gasps, Giggles]
1061
01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:07,801
That girl. I think I know her.
1062
01:30:07,869 --> 01:30:09,803
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
1063
01:30:09,871 --> 01:30:12,465
Isn't that
Laughing Deer's daughter?
1064
01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:16,306
No. The Deer girl
married White Antelope.
1065
01:30:16,377 --> 01:30:20,438
Rotten Buffalo's cousin? Ohhh!
1066
01:30:25,386 --> 01:30:27,354
[Gasps]
1067
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:29,356
Ah wan no.
1068
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:32,120
[Giggles]
1069
01:30:37,799 --> 01:30:39,733
[Giggles]
1070
01:30:40,902 --> 01:30:44,303
[Yells]
Ah wan no.
1071
01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,933
Watay.
1072
01:30:51,879 --> 01:30:53,813
Watay?
1073
01:31:02,256 --> 01:31:04,190
[Grunts]
1074
01:31:07,662 --> 01:31:10,859
[Teeth Jingle]
1075
01:31:10,932 --> 01:31:12,866
[Grunts]
1076
01:31:39,093 --> 01:31:41,027
{ Banging Drums
Gunshots, Whooping]
1077
01:31:47,535 --> 01:31:51,335
Ah. Ah. Watay?
1078
01:31:51,405 --> 01:31:53,839
Watay?
Uh-huh watay.!
1079
01:32:02,216 --> 01:32:04,946
Dentist, you're crazy!
Are you all right?
1080
01:32:05,019 --> 01:32:08,318
Except for these bindings.
They're killing my hands.
1081
01:32:08,389 --> 01:32:11,722
I figure the best time to get out
is after they all get a little drunker.
1082
01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:13,726
You know something?
1083
01:32:13,794 --> 01:32:16,354
You're a lot spunkier
than I thought you were.
1084
01:32:16,430 --> 01:32:18,864
I get that
from my mother.
[Laughing]
1085
01:32:20,835 --> 01:32:22,928
{ Footsteps]
1086
01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:28,574
[Girlish Giggles]
Sat tey wahn ney.!
1087
01:32:34,382 --> 01:32:36,612
He's crazy about me.
1088
01:32:36,684 --> 01:32:38,618
Sat tey wahn ney.!
1089
01:32:38,686 --> 01:32:40,711
Looks like we're going dancing.
1090
01:32:43,491 --> 01:32:47,723
[Gunshots, Whooping]
1091
01:32:47,795 --> 01:32:49,729
[Giggling]
[Grunting]
1092
01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:00,840
[Giggling]
[Grunting]
1093
01:33:08,149 --> 01:33:10,083
[Laughing]
1094
01:33:13,487 --> 01:33:15,421
{ Gunshots, Whooping Continue]
1095
01:34:08,075 --> 01:34:10,839
[Grunts]
1096
01:34:17,585 --> 01:34:19,519
[Muttering]
1097
01:34:24,358 --> 01:34:26,292
[Cheering]
1098
01:34:38,439 --> 01:34:42,307
Here.
We're gonna need this
when we make our break.
1099
01:34:42,376 --> 01:34:44,310
Be careful.
1100
01:34:56,123 --> 01:34:58,819
[Roars]
1101
01:34:58,893 --> 01:35:01,987
Put me down!
1102
01:35:27,354 --> 01:35:29,288
Reverend.
Minion.
1103
01:35:30,357 --> 01:35:34,225
Well, now.
If it ain't Doc Heywood,
1104
01:35:34,295 --> 01:35:36,786
gunfighter.
1105
01:35:36,864 --> 01:35:40,231
[Laughs]
1106
01:35:40,301 --> 01:35:42,929
Phony gunfighter.
1107
01:35:44,805 --> 01:35:48,605
Say, Doc.
How 'bout us havin'
a real gunfight, huh?
1108
01:35:48,676 --> 01:35:53,136
And to make it even,
it'll be just you against me
and the good Reverend here.
1109
01:35:53,214 --> 01:35:56,581
Now, uh, what do you
think about that?
1110
01:35:57,818 --> 01:36:00,150
You wanna know
what I think about that?
1111
01:36:00,221 --> 01:36:03,156
Well, I'll just show you
what I think about that.
1112
01:36:07,061 --> 01:36:09,996
Well.
[Sinister Laughter]
1113
01:36:23,577 --> 01:36:25,807
Put it on, Heywood.
1114
01:36:51,605 --> 01:36:53,596
Anytime you're ready,
Heywood.
1115
01:36:55,109 --> 01:36:57,839
[Knuckles Crack]
1116
01:37:03,884 --> 01:37:05,818
[Muffled Speech]
1117
01:37:05,886 --> 01:37:07,820
We've got horses right back
there, Penny. Let's go.
1118
01:37:07,888 --> 01:37:10,516
Let me go!
Jesse's out there.
{ Gunshots]
1119
01:37:10,591 --> 01:37:12,525
Oh, Jesse!
1120
01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:16,763
Let's go.
1121
01:37:28,909 --> 01:37:31,070
[Muttering]
1122
01:37:41,055 --> 01:37:43,421
Watay?
1123
01:37:51,232 --> 01:37:53,359
Rider coming in!
1124
01:38:03,644 --> 01:38:05,578
Get ready.
They're comin'!
1125
01:38:05,646 --> 01:38:09,673
Get the women and the kids
back into the church.
Get back in the church!
1126
01:38:21,996 --> 01:38:25,727
Well, they're sure takin'
their sweet time about it.
1127
01:38:25,799 --> 01:38:27,733
Devils!
Hold it.
1128
01:38:35,609 --> 01:38:37,440
What the...
1129
01:38:40,681 --> 01:38:44,117
Doc Heywood's with 'em.
He sure is.
1130
01:38:44,184 --> 01:38:46,584
Open up, boys.
Everything's under control.
1131
01:38:49,623 --> 01:38:51,557
Jesse! You're alive!
1132
01:38:51,625 --> 01:38:53,559
Yeah! I know.
1133
01:38:53,627 --> 01:38:56,653
[Laughter]
1134
01:38:56,730 --> 01:39:00,427
Take my friend Black Eagle
and fix him up with a big rare steak!
1135
01:39:00,501 --> 01:39:02,935
{ Laughter]
1136
01:39:04,605 --> 01:39:07,938
Adjustments are free up to 60 days.
After that, it's a dollar a visit.
1137
01:39:08,008 --> 01:39:09,942
[Laughter]
1138
01:39:12,479 --> 01:39:14,413
I'm so glad you're back.
1139
01:39:14,481 --> 01:39:16,415
Me too!
1140
01:39:34,601 --> 01:39:36,535
Oh, come on, now.
1141
01:39:36,603 --> 01:39:39,766
Come... Come on!
Wait a minute! Wait...
1142
01:40:35,603 --> 01:40:37,766
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