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Well, well, well,
look who's back.
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Where the hell you been?
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At home, sitting on your asses,
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practicing social distancing?
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Washing your
hands 20 times a day
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while us essential
workers risked our lives
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making sure you have
enough toilet paper
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and wheat flour
for your sourdough?
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What a bunch of pussies.
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And now y-you can't
remember what happened
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last season on Shameless?
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Get out of here.
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Go on, get.
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Get! I will piss on your leg.
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I'll piss on your leg.
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What do you got, Gallagher?
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Sanitation Department is in bed
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with the real estate developers.
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It's all overseen by
this cat named Otis.
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Otis wants you to
bust into that house
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and take a shit
in the living room.
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Okay, took a shit in
somebody's living room.
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You're gonna make one hell
of a cop someday, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Who the fuck is this?
- Julia.
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They said she was young, but...
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- Who are you?
- I'm Sandy
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her girlfriend.
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We have an arrest warrant
for Deborah Gallagher.
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Statutory rape of a
minor, Julia Nicolo.
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Fuck.
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We got a runner!
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Stop! Police!
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So this Keg Zone stuff
is actually working?
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I got 20 fully paid
Keggers already.
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I'm not moving to
Milwaukee. I told you that.
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Come look inside
the house with me.
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It's got two beds, big backyard.
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I don't need to look inside.
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Jesus.
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- Needs some work.
- Two bedrooms?
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Yeah.
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I now pronounce you
husband and husband.
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- Now?
- Yes, now.
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Rock music.
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Think of all the luck you got.
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Know that it's not for naught.
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You were beaming once before.
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But it's not like that anymore.
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What is this downside.
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling.
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You're so sure of?
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Round up the friends you got.
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Know that they're
not for naught.
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You were willing once before.
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But it's not like that anymore.
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What is this downside.
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling.
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You're so sure of?
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Rousing orchestral music.
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Chicago, the city
of broad shoulders,
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the Windy City,
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a city with a
multitude of voices,
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languages, and
a vibrant history.
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From the four
corners of the Earth,
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people come to
the city on the lake
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to work and help create
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a truly modern metropolis.
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Yep, from all four corners
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of the Earth, all right.
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Polacks and krauts and dagos
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and the lowest of
the low, the Irish...
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Starving spud famine refugees,
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like us Gallaghers.
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Upbeat rock music.
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Every important moment
in Chicago history,
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a Gallagher was there.
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The Chicago Fire,
Mrs. O'Leary's cow,
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that was Great-Great-Grandma
Gallagher's Holstein.
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The union stockyard workers,
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the poor bastards
butchering 6,000 steers a day,
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covered in blood and shit,
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all Gallaghers.
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The Black Sox
score-fixing scandal,
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a Gallagher.
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No, he wasn't a player.
He was a gambler.
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Set the whole thing
up. Made a bundle.
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Prohibition, Capone, you
think it was all Italians?
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Hell no.
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It was Gallaghers that provided
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the homicidal muscle.
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The riots at the Democratic
Convention in '68,
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yep, that was me.
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Part of the Chicago Eight.
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The Chicago Eight?
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I thought it was
the Chicago Seven.
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It was eight.
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I was at a White
Castle getting burgers
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for Abbie and the guys
when the pigs broke in.
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So they only took seven
and put 'em on trial.
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Where we're
standing, right here,
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on Ashland Avenue,
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there were 20 bars on
this block 100 years ago,
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each and every one of
'em owned by a Gallagher.
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Now we got three
hipster coffee shops.
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It was seven before the
COVID took down the weak.
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Chinamen did us a
favor with that virus.
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Who the hell needs
seven coffee shops?
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Hey, do you know why they call
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this part of the South
Side Back of the Yards?
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Sure, it was right behind the...
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No, no,
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not because it was
behind the stockyards,
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because it was the back
of the Gallagher yards.
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Every single house
owned by a Gallagher.
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Is any of this true?
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The Gallaghers built
Chicago single-handedly.
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Come on, I'll take
you to Leavitt Street.
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I'll show you the tenement
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where Paddy Gallagher
wrote The Jungle.
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No, no.
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Let him cry.
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He's teething.
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The hell does he
need teeth for anyway?
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I don't know.
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We could drug him.
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Break up a downer or something.
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Frank used to rub
whiskey on our gums.
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Then he'd dump us in the tub.
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Without water, I hope.
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Not always.
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I think I'm gonna die.
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Can you die from lack of sleep?
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My God. Okay.
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I'll get him. You start coffee.
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Okay.
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Light rock music.
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Hey, where's the Mr. Coffee?
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I bought us a French press
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at an eviction yard sale.
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What?
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It's by the stove.
Just add hot water.
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There's a new bag
of coffee in the fridge.
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Hey, um, maybe we
need to try something else,
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you know, with Fred teething.
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Yeah?
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Like what?
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I don't know, we could do,
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I don't know, one
night on, one night off.
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You know, one of us
stays at my old house
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or your dad's, gets
a good night's sleep
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while the other one stays here.
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We could, trade off, you know?
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Okay.
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Dibs first night.
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Who got evicted?
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Aniya, that girl who was working
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at the beauty supply
shop on Ashland.
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Is that the one
that, bellied up?
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My God.
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Yeah, yeah. One of many.
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Hey, I need you to run
some errands for me today...
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Grocery, paint store.
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Is that a problem?
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No. Glad to.
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- I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
- That's a good idea.
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Rock music.
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Stop!
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Got you, fucker.
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Outstanding, Gallagher.
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Thank you, sir.
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Why didn't you shoot him?
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I knew I could catch him, sir.
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Uncuff him. Give me the gun.
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That's how it's done, cadets.
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Never shoot a
suspect in the back.
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You wait for 'em to turn around,
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and then you shoot
'em in the face.
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Good to know, sir.
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Why are you shaving your head?
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'Cause I'm goin' bald.
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But you're bald now, Kev.
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Exactly. Now no one
will know I was going bald.
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Science.
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Should I just pour
the weed right in?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Go see if those gummies
are setting up right.
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They need a few more minutes.
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Hey, no sampling the product.
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Excellent, Gemma.
Nice and tight.
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Amy, good, but a
little less product
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in the next one, okay?
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Kev, what are the girls doing?
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Their tiny fingers are perfect.
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Look, this is why
they used little kids
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to dig stuff out of machinery
back in the old days.
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They outlawed that,
Kev. It's called child labor.
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Well, we're a
family business now.
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We all need to
pull our own weight.
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No. Girls, go finish
getting ready for school,
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and don't forget your masks.
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I was gonna have
'em wash their hands
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- when they were done.
- Girls, wash your hands.
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Did you pick up
the display case?
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Yeah, it's in the truck.
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Isn't this exciting?
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Legal weed in Chicago?
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Can you believe it?
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Remember Diego, my
roommate from the group home,
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the one with the glass eye?
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He got 20 years.
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Now we can just sell
it right out in the open.
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Not out in the open.
We're not licensed yet.
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And we're supposed
to be closed anyway.
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Amy?
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Gemma.
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Girl's got a gift.
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Morning Mr. Milkovich.
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Morning, Mr. Gallagher.
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Five times last night.
I'm feeling kinda raw.
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How about you, stud?
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I could go another
five right now.
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Some big talk. You
ready to back it up?
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Gotta get to work.
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Call in sick.
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We need the paycheck.
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All right. Your loss.
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Hey, you making
breakfast for both of us?
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No. Didn't know you
were gonna get up.
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You didn't get up yesterday.
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Well, throw some
more bread in that bitch.
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Sorry, I only make toast
for husbands who have jobs.
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Good thing I have a job.
236
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,450
No, you have a laundromat owner
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who's terrified you're
gonna smash his face
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- into a dryer again.
- Exactly.
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I'm sure he'd write
you fake pay stubs
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to give to your parole
officer if I asked him.
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That's not the point. We
need more money coming in.
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All right.
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Fine, I'll hit the Stop
& Shop on Rush.
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Hey, no. I don't wanna be
some sad-ass prison widow
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catching a bus to
Stateville every weekend.
246
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No? Want me to
get some shitty-ass
247
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,636
minimum-wage job like you,
248
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,054
hauling boxes
around a warehouse?
249
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,139
No.
250
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,391
There aren't many other
jobs left around here, Mick.
251
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,851
It's either Amazon
or digging graves.
252
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,269
Until you decide to
do one or the other,
253
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,521
my shitty minimum-wage
job is the only money
254
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,522
we got coming in.
255
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,923
And the bills are piling up.
256
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,985
Okay, fine.
257
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,611
I'll start digging into the
wedding present money
258
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,929
instead of saving it
to get our own place.
259
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,075
Do what you gotta do, lover.
260
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,077
Me, I'm gonna go
take an ice bath.
261
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,353
My asshole's on fire.
262
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,834
Just not right.
263
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,712
I mean, Julia's only ten
months younger than me.
264
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,172
Why do I have to plead guilty
265
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,840
and wear this
fuckin' ankle bracelet
266
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,967
and do all that
community service
267
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,553
when Carl did the exact
same thing with Julia
268
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,013
but they didn't arrest him?
269
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,890
Well, not exactly
the same thing.
270
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:14,561
He wasn't banging Julia and
her mom at the same time.
271
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,730
No, that judge
just hates lesbians.
272
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,483
I mean, did you see the
way that he looked at me,
273
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,942
at Julia?
274
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,277
It was disgust.
275
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,487
I don't know.
276
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,654
He seemed pretty into it to me,
277
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:27,073
especially when,
Julia was describing
278
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,326
how you used to go
down on her for hours.
279
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,287
It's looking good, sweetie.
280
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,164
Okay, it's time to
get ready for school.
281
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,209
No more Zoom. Real school.
Let's put your shoes on.
282
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,127
How long do you think
it'll be before the school
283
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,796
shuts down again this time?
284
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,547
I bet a week.
285
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,632
UPS just dropped this off.
286
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,425
It came!
287
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,427
- What is it?
- Gotta put 'em on.
288
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,346
Put what on?
289
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,806
Let's go.
290
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,517
Energetic music.
291
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,102
What do you think?
292
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,896
Everything?
293
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,149
Welding, plumbing,
carpentry, household repairs.
294
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,235
I mean, it could have
multiple meanings.
295
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,278
What?
296
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,824
Liam, no.
297
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,575
Hello, Debbie Does Everything?
298
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,994
Um, I've got a rusty pipe.
299
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,538
You think you could
shine it up for me?
300
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,331
Look at my truck.
301
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,500
That doesn't tell you
that I'm a handyman?
302
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,878
Debbie Does Everything?
My sewer line is clogged.
303
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:25,322
Can you please come
over and plunge it for me?
304
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:31,096
Upbeat music.
305
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,002
You see that house
with the "For Sale" sign?
306
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,439
The Sons of Columbus
burned a cross in the yard
307
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:44,025
the first night the
Jacksons moved in.
308
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,819
But the Jacksons were tough.
309
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,114
Used to be
sharecroppers in Alabama.
310
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,057
A racist bonfire
didn't scare them.
311
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:59,708
Mr. Jackson died of
the 'VID last spring.
312
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,944
He was a janitor over at Mercy.
313
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,368
Getting a little
dry here, laddie.
314
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,457
My memory elixir!
315
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,811
Hey
316
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:23,023
thanks for caring for what
I have to say, by the way.
317
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,759
Well, you're the only person
who responded to my flyer.
318
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:35,201
"Units start as
low as $170,000."
319
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:39,831
Time was, you could've
bought a whole block down here
320
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,565
for that much money.
321
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,444
Everything's changing.
322
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,549
The Prius crowd is moving in,
323
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,344
taking advantage of the
folks who lost their jobs
324
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,720
in the Corona hoax.
325
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,829
- Hey, girl!
- Hey!
326
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,833
Let's go over by the park.
327
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,187
I'll show you
328
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,941
where the best crack
house in Chicago used to be,
329
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,151
see if any of the old
gang's still around.
330
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:11,220
Bright music.
331
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,782
Okay, Franny.
332
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,808
Remember, no hugging anybody.
333
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,626
They say anything
about going back
334
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,835
to alternating days, yet?
335
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,003
Jesus, I hope not.
336
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,798
Boss won't let me bring
Tommy to work anymore.
337
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,884
- Who's the new guy?
- Barry.
338
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,094
What'd he do?
339
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,513
Rapist, I think.
340
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,639
Yeah, he just got out.
341
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,723
His son's kinda cute, though.
342
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,183
He's the spiky-haired one
343
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,685
right there in the Slayer
shirt, you see him?
344
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,603
Hey, Slash! Anyone
gives you shit,
345
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,480
I just want you to
punch 'em in the throat
346
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,856
like I showed you.
347
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,174
Barry, you're
over the line, man.
348
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,404
The fuck'd you say?
349
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,656
That line... it's
exactly 500 feet
350
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,074
from the school's entrance.
351
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,909
If you cross it, the
cops could bust you.
352
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,286
Okay. Thanks.
353
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,080
- Appreciate it.
- Yeah.
354
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,541
Debbie, misdemeanor...
statutory rape.
355
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,710
But she was only ten
months younger than me.
356
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,796
Barry, statutory
two, with felony.
357
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,382
But hey, she looked 20.
358
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,050
Upbeat rock music
359
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,176
I love you, Franny.
360
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,494
Remember, no
hugging the other kids.
361
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,783
IOUs?
362
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,287
What the fuck is this?
363
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,706
I go to get our
money for the utilities
364
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,376
out of our wedding
cash, and all I find is IOUs.
365
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,961
You spent all our
money from the wedding?
366
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,838
Relax, you know I'm good for it.
367
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,507
That's not the point.
It's not your money.
368
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,468
It's our money.
369
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,429
Okay, so I spent
some of our money.
370
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,805
On what?
371
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,099
I don't know. Stuff.
372
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,478
It's-it's not your
money to spend.
373
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,605
We decided we were
saving it to get our own place.
374
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,440
No, no. You decided
we were saving it
375
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,441
to get our own place.
376
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,734
I said we should use
the wedding money
377
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,985
for us to have some fuckin' fun.
378
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,236
Yeah, one of us has certainly
379
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,404
been having some fuckin' fun.
380
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,931
Quit being a bitch.
I'll pay it back.
381
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,624
We're supposed to be making
these decisions together.
382
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:32,420
Okay, so can I use some
of our money to buy a beer?
383
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,880
One beer.
384
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,964
Sure. One beer.
385
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,758
- Yes.
- Great.
386
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,842
So what about lube?
387
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,053
Can I use our money to buy lube?
388
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,305
You're the one who likes
that expensive strawberry shit.
389
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,890
I'm good with spit.
390
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,726
What about your
meds? Ain't cheap.
391
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,686
That comin' out of your
money or our money
392
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,022
- or is that coming out of...
- There isn't any your money
393
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,316
or my money, there's
only our money.
394
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,443
That's what happens
when you get married.
395
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,611
Sure.
396
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,638
Upbeat rock music.
397
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,559
I gotta get to work.
398
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,428
Okay, I'm off.
399
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,597
You have a good day
with Daddy, all right?
400
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,349
I thought you were
gonna fix the wheel
401
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,684
on that jogger yesterday.
402
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,727
Yeah, no. I got
caught up with this.
403
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,604
Okay, well, do it, and
take Fred for a run.
404
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,357
Fresh air's supposed to
help babies sleep at night.
405
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,609
And then I need you
to go by the paint store
406
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,194
and pick up four
gallons of this:
407
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,738
Seafoam Morning Mist.
408
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,282
And then can you
swing by Voodoo Java
409
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,367
and get me a skinny
grande latte with extra foam
410
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,493
and drop it by the salon?
411
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,496
I've got ten clients today,
and I am not gonna make it
412
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,689
without my midday caffeine.
413
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,004
So how much did we pay for this?
414
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,755
It's a '47 Chief.
415
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,802
3 grand.
416
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,387
Just 'cause things are tight,
417
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,181
you know, the salon
was closed for a long time,
418
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,767
your hours being cut
back at the shop, so...
419
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,543
Voodoo Java?
420
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,023
I know, but it's so good.
421
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,150
Well, you know,
this'll be worth, I mean,
422
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,111
around 12 when I'm
done, maybe even more.
423
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,114
- All right.
- Yeah.
424
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,532
- Bye.
- Muah.
425
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,950
Don't forget to wear your mask.
426
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,952
I don't wanna
get that shit again.
427
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,102
Ha.
428
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,750
I made a big mistake, son.
429
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,918
See, I rented this house
430
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,085
without asking your mommy first,
431
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,796
and now I'm basically her bitch.
432
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:46,512
Gallagher, you ready
for this afternoon, cadet?
433
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,265
- Sir.
- Department's counting on you.
434
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,433
I won't let you down.
435
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,060
Don't let that oath mess ya up.
436
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,728
- Sir?
- Yeah, you know,
437
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,105
the truth, the whole
truth, nothin' but the truth...
438
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,690
It's all bullshit.
439
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,692
You just tell the judge what
they need to hear to convict.
440
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,194
The bastard's guilty as hell.
441
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,654
Roger that.
442
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,907
I'm, I'm aware your
academy application
443
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,618
included several irregularities.
444
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,245
Irregularities, sir?
445
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,539
Your age, your IQ score.
446
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,125
But with the loss of so
many officers to the 'rona,
447
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,253
the bosses are willing
to put you on the street,
448
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,837
as long as you do
the right thing today.
449
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,589
- I will, sir.
- It's not a tough call
450
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,799
to give you a badge.
451
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,218
You're number one in
your class in firearms,
452
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,886
choke holds, baton beatings.
453
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,805
Well, what about my
classroom work, sir?
454
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,974
You know, state
laws, criminal statutes?
455
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,058
I'm kind of a slow reader.
456
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,184
Dead last.
457
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,769
But, hey, you don't
have to be an Einstein
458
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,437
to wear the blue.
459
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,064
Bustin' heads is a man's job,
460
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,108
and you are a natural
born ass kicker.
461
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,652
So you go in that courtroom
this afternoon and kick ass.
462
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,487
Yes, sir.
463
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,030
Rock music
464
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:49,492
I like making bad decisions.
465
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,036
That's right, Jamie.
Keep those ropes movin'.
466
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,747
Your rhomboids are loving it.
467
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,416
Back straight.
468
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,709
Engage those abs.
469
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,085
That's it, Celeste.
470
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,628
That's two more laps.
471
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,130
You got this.
472
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,132
All right, listen up,
kombucha drinkers.
473
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,467
The Alibi has special prices
474
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,636
for all your cannabis needs.
475
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,637
Sore muscles?
476
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,347
Anxiety 'cause you're
not getting enough likes
477
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:14,017
for your most recent
adorable puppy post?
478
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,060
The Alibi's got
two-for-one deals
479
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,979
on all spliffs for
anyone wearing
480
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,230
a Kev Fit t-shirt,
481
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,940
which are for sale right
over there on that tire.
482
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:23,151
What the hell are
you doing, Dash?
483
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,610
Get your overeducated ass up
484
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,179
and give me another
50 mailbox presses.
485
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,491
Jesus, man. Are you all right?
486
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,035
It's my crypto.
487
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,328
Your what?
488
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,787
My Bitcoin.
489
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,414
It's down 30, and I was using it
490
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,416
to leverage my Tether
and my Ethereum.
491
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,318
I have no idea
what you just said.
492
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,630
Oil futures gutted my
portfolio last spring.
493
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,258
So if there's another
two-point drop on my cryptos,
494
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,469
I'll have to cover
a margin call.
495
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,595
So that's bad.
496
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,680
It's fucking Death
Star Order of the Sith.
497
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,475
Korriban invasion
exploding planet bad, man!
498
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:58,227
I'll-I'll have to
call my-my dad.
499
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:01,314
- I got you. Come on.
- Okay.
500
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:04,383
Acid rock continues.
501
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:28,091
Blue Dream. Yellow Sunflower.
502
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,968
Purple Haze. Our
five-year-old daughter Gemma
503
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,512
rolled those herself.
504
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,847
Pink Peppermint.
505
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:36,224
Mama's Mocha.
506
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,768
Gorillaalthough, I
don't recommend Gorilla
507
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,019
for a beginner like you.
508
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:40,978
I'm not a beginner.
509
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,188
I smoked a lot of
weed in college.
510
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,148
College weed,
not the same thing.
511
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,817
Where'd you go to college?
512
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,528
- Kenyon.
- Where the fuck is Kenyon?
513
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,030
Ohio.
514
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,533
Yeah, you're a rookie.
515
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,618
Stick with the gummies
and the baked goods.
516
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:59,122
V baked these brownies
herself this morning.
517
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,331
Ooh, I love brownies.
518
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,582
You've had these
kind of brownies?
519
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,000
No, but they look delicious.
520
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,627
They have a kick.
You gotta make sure
521
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,171
you have some place
safe to sit after you eat one.
522
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,256
One brownie?
523
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,925
Jesus, potheads are
a bunch of pussies.
524
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,635
I knocked back 15 tequila shots
525
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,847
at my nephew's weird socially
distant wedding last week,
526
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,932
and was fine driving home.
527
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:18,850
Fifteen?
528
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,226
You check the grill of
your car the next morning
529
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,645
to make sure there wasn't
blood and hanks of hair?
530
00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:24,730
What's a socially
distanced wedding like?
531
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:25,857
Stupid.
532
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,275
It was one person per pew,
533
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,110
and the bride and
groom kissed each other
534
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,111
with their masks on.
535
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,279
Like they're not
just gonna go back
536
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,239
to the Honeymoon
Hotel and bang boots.
537
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:37,285
Okay, weed is for old
hippies and cancer patients.
538
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,619
Real men drink.
539
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,457
Taylor Swift over there needs
a shot of JB, not gummies.
540
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,960
I-I tried weed when Grammy
had some for her glaucoma.
541
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,170
Made me sleepy.
542
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,672
Aw, this isn't your
grammy's weed, Kermit.
543
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,174
Glaucoma weed is a Prius.
544
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,426
This is a Ferrari
at Daytona weed.
545
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,304
We're closed.
546
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,224
City of Chicago says
all bars are closed
547
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,834
until further notice.
548
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,856
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hide in the back.
549
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,942
- This is what we practiced.
- We are absolutely complying
550
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,236
with the mayor's
very smart decision
551
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:15,656
to close all bars and taverns.
552
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:20,453
Frantic rock music.
553
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,247
Distractions all around.
554
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,832
- What's up?
- My...
555
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,834
- The fuck, Kev?
- Come on.
556
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,586
Hail 'rona survivors.
557
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,296
What-where is everyone?
558
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,797
Fuck, Frank?
559
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,299
You were supposed
to use the secret knock
560
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,509
on the door in the gym.
561
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,468
What? No, no.
562
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,887
I heard somewhere
bars are open again.
563
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,888
Three weeks ago, maybe.
564
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,724
Mayor shut us all
down again on Tuesday.
565
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:44,310
Well, who the hell
can keep track?
566
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,729
And excuse me,
but fuck the mayor.
567
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,565
He has no authority
to tread upon my rights
568
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:50,942
as a free American male
569
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,945
to drink my favorite brew
in the tavern of my choice.
570
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:57,782
The mayor is a she, and she
has every right to do it, and has.
571
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,117
Come on out,
everyone. It's just Frank.
572
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:03,454
There they are.
Do you want to...
573
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,580
False alarm, everybody.
574
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:05,873
This is-this is Brad.
575
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,292
He's making a
major film about me.
576
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,502
Actually, my name is Alan.
577
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:13,130
I'm a graduate
student at Lake Forest.
578
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,907
Holy shit.
579
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,136
What the hell is that?
580
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,723
Have I finally arrived at
Mecca after a long pilgrimage?
581
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,600
Hands off, Frank.
We're not offering credit
582
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:25,768
on cannabis products.
583
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:26,936
Payment up front only.
584
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,106
Lake Forest? The hell are you
doing all the way down here?
585
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,649
My doctoral dissertation
586
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,401
is on neighborhoods
in transition
587
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,860
due to the economic displacement
588
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:35,987
caused by the pandemic.
589
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,572
Well, you've come
to the right place.
590
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,907
Lots of economic
displacement and transition
591
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,367
going on around here.
592
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,786
Gentrification, my friends.
593
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,080
The ten percenters
gobbling up what's left
594
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:49,750
of the working man's dreams
when he's down and out.
595
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,754
Felled by a tiny,
lifeless microbe.
596
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:56,382
We're the last of the Mohicans.
597
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,176
Chicago aboriginals
struggling to preserve
598
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,344
a vanishing culture.
599
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,096
Actually, there were
aboriginal cultures
600
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,806
here before us.
601
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,600
The Miami and
the Kickapoo tribes.
602
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,767
Also Gallaghers.
603
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,312
Kev, could we?
604
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:13,024
Shit, Ipay the man.
605
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,651
- Do you take Venmo?
- Hell no.
606
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,529
Holy shit.
607
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,992
- Gorilla?
- Yep.
608
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,101
Ohio.
609
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:29,415
Hey, Mrs. Lionetti,
I'm almost done.
610
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,334
Leave. Now.
611
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,002
I'm almost finished.
612
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:35,212
- Seven?
- Seven what?
613
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,298
She was seven years old?
614
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,132
Who was seven years old?
615
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,508
If my Tony were still alive,
616
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,761
he'd take you down
to the lake, shoot you,
617
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:42,970
and push you in for the fish.
618
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,180
What are you talking about?
619
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,350
I got a notification. I
checked the website.
620
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,269
- What website?
- The sex offender website.
621
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,563
And your picture is on it.
622
00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:54,565
This is you, right?
623
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,634
Upbeat music.
624
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:14,210
I was off and runnin'
625
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,963
I never saw it comin'
626
00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:20,508
But sometimes all the
moves that you make.
627
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:24,035
Start to shake all the
meaning from before.
628
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:29,725
I was up and comin'
629
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:33,521
I never stop for nothin'
630
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,565
But then she ripped
my heart from my chest.
631
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,567
Hey, Hassan, coffee still fresh?
632
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:39,902
Four hours old.
633
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,112
That's good enough.
634
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,473
Gimme one sec.
635
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,916
Hella sweet.
636
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,735
- That still a buck?
- Yep.
637
00:28:58,528 --> 00:28:59,839
Here you go.
638
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,406
Thank you.
639
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:12,143
$5.49? Jesus.
640
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,669
Hella sweet.
641
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:22,177
Hella sweet.
642
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,660
He spent all our wedding
money on God knows what.
643
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,662
Isn't marriage supposed
to be about communication?
644
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,998
Compromise? Agreed
upon mutual fuckin' goals?
645
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,041
How's that supposed to happen
when one person in the marriage
646
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,793
just goes off and does
whatever the hell he wants
647
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:40,129
without telling the other
person what he's doing?
648
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,423
Sounds just like me and
my first husband, Juan.
649
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,340
No communication.
650
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:44,800
He sits around the house all day
651
00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:47,428
like we're not in the worst
economy since the Depression.
652
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,054
Says we're still
on our honeymoon.
653
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,222
How long you been married?
654
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:52,099
Six months.
655
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,684
What's he expect us to live on?
656
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,269
The bills are piling up.
657
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,687
Marriage is hard.
658
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:59,064
You should've worked that
shit out before you tied the knot.
659
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:02,342
Once you're married,
it's already too late.
660
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,764
Upbeat music.
661
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:23,255
Let me show you somethin'
662
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,340
It's on the scene.
663
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,759
A new wave, 360 degrees.
664
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,260
Above the power.
665
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:29,512
The power of me.
666
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:32,306
Me as in he, and she, and we.
667
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,516
Yeah, you got the news.
668
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:37,085
There's something in the air.
669
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,092
Thanks, Teri.
670
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:51,408
- Hey.
- Hi.
671
00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:53,661
Look at you. You
fixed the jogger.
672
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,538
Yeah.
673
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:58,898
Hello, baby of mine. Hi.
674
00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:02,711
Wow. You're sweating.
675
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,130
I did five miles.
676
00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:08,700
Thank God. You're my savior.
677
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:11,887
And, two packets
raw sugar, right?
678
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,581
- Yes. Thanks.
- Here you go.
679
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,393
Did you go by
the paint store yet?
680
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,228
I'm heading there next.
681
00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:23,232
Where's my foam?
682
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:26,110
You know, it must've gotten
683
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,737
all mixed in, you know,
when I was running.
684
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:37,562
God.
685
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,416
Delicious.
686
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,668
Thank you.
687
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:43,692
Muah.
688
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:56,223
Seven! It says Julia was
seven years old, not 17.
689
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:58,642
It's not fuckin' funny.
690
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:01,270
Everybody's gonna
think I'm a child molester.
691
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,230
Well, you sort of are.
692
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:06,358
It's got my address, my social
security number, my email.
693
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,526
God damn it.
694
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,819
I'm lucky if the
neighborhood moms
695
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,946
don't show up out
front tonight with torches
696
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,407
to hang me from the
playground swing set.
697
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,993
Okay, it's probably
not that big of a deal.
698
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,536
Look at all these other guys.
699
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,914
- What?
- All these little dots
700
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,957
on the map are sex
offenders in the area.
701
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,542
Jesus.
702
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:24,752
There must be 100 of them.
703
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,945
What the fuck is
wrong with people?
704
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,965
Hey, that's Mr. Mosier
down the block.
705
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:32,259
I knew it. He was always
way too into Halloween.
706
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,345
Nice picture, though.
707
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,723
You're sexy.
708
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,583
I mean, look at that cleavage.
709
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,647
Yeah, I do look pretty hot.
710
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,190
Shit.
711
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,299
Who the hell is
gonna hire me now?
712
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,864
I told Lieutenant
Rucker I was undercover,
713
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,741
but he said I wasn't undercover.
714
00:32:55,765 --> 00:33:00,079
But I was. Which is
why I'm here today.
715
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,499
What were you asked to do
in that house, Mr. Gallagher?
716
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,918
Empty my bowels, ma'am.
717
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,753
So, defecate?
718
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,922
I did not defecate.
719
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,091
I took a shit.
720
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,259
Can you point to the man
721
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:16,178
who told you to take that shit?
722
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,347
That's him, ma'am.
723
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,598
Please let the record show
724
00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:23,501
Mr. Gallagher identified
the defendant, Otis Grange.
725
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,340
Mr. Winston.
726
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,946
So, Mr. Gallagher,
727
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,698
you're a police
cadet, are you not?
728
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,074
Yes, sir.
729
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,201
And you're 19 years old?
730
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,285
Almost 20, sir.
731
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,621
And how exactly
did you get a spot
732
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:47,292
at the Chicago Police
Academy at such a tender age?
733
00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:50,421
Tender? I'm not tender, sir.
734
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:51,547
I work out.
735
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,841
- I can bench 240.
- Good for you.
736
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,635
Did anyone promise you a
spot at the police academy
737
00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:59,096
in exchange for your testimony
against my client today?
738
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,724
Sir, if you were to
work garbage duty
739
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,475
in Chicago for six months,
740
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,269
you'd deserve a spot, too.
741
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,478
Is that a no?
742
00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:09,481
Garbage in
Chicago is dirty, sir.
743
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:10,941
Very dirty.
744
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,860
So no quid pro quo.
745
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:13,944
Squid pro what?
746
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,655
Were you told that you
could enter the police academy
747
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,992
two years early in
exchange for your testimony?
748
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,661
And let me remind you
that you have taken an oath
749
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,580
in this court to tell the truth,
750
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,207
and only the truth,
so help you God.
751
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,542
No, sir.
752
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,210
I got into the academy
because they know
753
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,796
I'm gonna be a
great police officer.
754
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,966
You understand, Mr. Gallagher,
755
00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:38,594
that lying under
oath is perjury,
756
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,263
punishable by up to
five years in state prison.
757
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:43,140
Are you calling me a liar, sir?
758
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:45,893
Why? Because I grew
up poor on the South Side?
759
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,896
Because my father is a drunk
and my mother was a junkie?
760
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,355
Because I'm not as smart as you
761
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:53,233
and you can humiliate me
using big words I don't know.
762
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,736
I got into the academy
because they know
763
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,112
when we roll up on a gun fight,
764
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,073
I'll be the one running
towards the shooting,
765
00:34:59,097 --> 00:34:59,990
not away from it.
766
00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:02,451
They know when
a 911 call comes in
767
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,287
and it's some bastard
scumbag pistol-whipping
768
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,581
a little girl, trying to
steal her pink bicycle,
769
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:11,126
that I'll be there, ready
to take a bullet in the face.
770
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:14,028
Upbeat music.
771
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,284
O... kay.
772
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,098
There you go. Hey, man.
773
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,891
- Yo, Flavio.
- Hey.
774
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:27,101
I didn't know you worked here.
775
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,602
I thought you were
still at Rowdy's Chicken.
776
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,270
Yeah, yeah, Rowdy's
closed for good, man.
777
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,356
I survived the first shutdown,
but not the second one.
778
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,025
So my uncle got me a job here.
779
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,026
He's afraid of my mom.
780
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,569
We all are. She drinking again?
781
00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:39,279
Yeah. Waving that gun around.
782
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,864
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
783
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:41,824
That your kid?
784
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:45,202
Yeah, that's Fred.
He's sleeping.
785
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,204
Hey, look, you got,
786
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,332
this Seafoam Morning Mist?
787
00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,459
Sure, yeah. The
Monticello Collection.
788
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,586
Supposed to be the colors
Thomas Jefferson created
789
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:55,671
for Monticello.
790
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,880
No kidding. Jefferson?
791
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,382
Yeah, it's probably bullshit,
792
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,175
but the PBR crowd eats it up.
793
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:02,511
- It's pricey, though.
- Yeah? How pricey?
794
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,637
How many you need?
795
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,180
I don't know, four gallons.
796
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,307
Set you back a little
over a hundie with tax.
797
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,976
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
798
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,186
Um...
799
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:13,171
Hey, what about these?
800
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,899
Paint the yoga mat
ladies buy and then return
801
00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:17,818
'cause they say it didn't
match the sample book.
802
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:21,095
- Got any blues?
- Probably.
803
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,327
Hey.
804
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,621
Wait, what about this one?
805
00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,373
No, they're not the same.
806
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:32,583
It's close enough.
807
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,501
You got another
one of these blues?
808
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,130
Yeah, yeah.
809
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,882
All right, great.
810
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,717
Now we just need two more.
811
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,427
That's not bad.
812
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:46,096
Hey, what do you
think about those?
813
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,556
And blend together in the mixer,
814
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,765
pour the mixed paint
815
00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:49,892
back into the cans.
816
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,476
You write Seafoam
Morning Mist on those cans,
817
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,270
there's an extra tenner
in it for you, all right?
818
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,813
- Deal.
- Thank you, thank you.
819
00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:55,814
Thank you.
820
00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:59,067
Hey, we're all set, okay, bud?
821
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,385
We're almost
outta here, all right?
822
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:06,742
You check to make
sure he's still breathing?
823
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,119
I think he wet his pants.
824
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:10,329
Where the hell'd you get that?
825
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,956
On the floor. Joe
College didn't finish it.
826
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,876
Pretty good shit.
I'd give it four puffs.
827
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,463
How's the Blue Dream?
828
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,757
"You'll float on a
downy bank of clouds
829
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,717
on a bright summer's day."
830
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,093
The Pink Peppermint?
831
00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,720
"Hints of an herb garden,
832
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,889
Alice in Wonderland,
and the Mad Hatter."
833
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,390
What flavor are
the gummies, lime?
834
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,184
Jesus, where the fuck are we?
835
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,436
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
836
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,396
What about the Purple
Haze? Is it really strong?
837
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,481
I'm not too sure about that one.
838
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,774
We just got that one in.
839
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,651
But our daughter
Gemma... she's five...
840
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,069
She rolled those herself.
841
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,987
Maybe I could be of some help.
842
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,906
Why don't you order one of each,
843
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,783
and I can sample them for you
844
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:51,578
and then rate them on my
world-renowned Gallagher Puff Scale?
845
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:52,496
Puff Scale?
846
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,374
One puff being a glass of rosé
847
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,125
on a warm, summery day.
848
00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:59,836
Five puffs being you
wake up naked in an alley
849
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:00,921
with something
stuck in your ass,
850
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,714
no idea where the fuck you are.
851
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:04,424
Leave the customers
alone, Frank.
852
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:07,135
Two Pink Peppermints
and ten gummies, please.
853
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,512
Christ. Do we really need
854
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:11,223
another legal
intoxicating substance?
855
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:15,060
- That shit's a gateway drug.
- Weed?
856
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:18,647
We're 20 years into the
next century, Nancy Reagan.
857
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,942
It's really a question
of personal freedom.
858
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,860
Why is it any of
your damn business
859
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:26,822
if I choose to smoke
a fat one after dinner?
860
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:30,867
Or shoot up in the privacy of
my local Denny's bathroom?
861
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,954
It's my life. My
body, my choice.
862
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,330
Your problem,
Tommy, is you think
863
00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:36,748
knocking back boilermakers
864
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,500
while your ass is
stuck on that stool
865
00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:39,960
is something that
all red-blooded
866
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,170
white American males
are supposed to do,
867
00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:45,841
while smoking weed
is a Black folk thing.
868
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,801
The only reason why
marijuana's been illegal
869
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,177
for the last hundred
years is because
870
00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:51,138
poor Black people in the
ghetto were smoking it.
871
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:54,474
Marijuana prosecution
was criminalized racism.
872
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:57,728
Now that white people
decided they like smoking it,
873
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,062
it has to be made legal.
874
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:01,398
Can't make lily
white kids go to prison
875
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,066
for having a couple of blunts.
876
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:06,403
That's it. That's
how we stop it.
877
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,196
We've been getting gentrified
878
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:11,950
because it's gotten
too safe down here.
879
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,202
The murder rate
was at an all-time low
880
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:17,039
before the 'VID, right?
881
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,958
Rich people weren't
afraid to move down here.
882
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:23,962
But now that we've
had a few good riots,
883
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:25,922
burned a few bougie stores,
884
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:28,759
I'll bet you the gentrifiers
are gettin' nervous.
885
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:33,472
All we gotta do is make
the Yards dangerous again.
886
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:36,767
Make sure the
murder rate is rising.
887
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,976
Spill some blood.
888
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,853
What? We have to shoot people?
889
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:42,022
No, no, not just any people.
890
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,106
The right people.
891
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:46,985
Shoot a couple of
Millennials, like Alan here.
892
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:50,447
Ho, the gentrifiers
would be on the first Uber
893
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,990
back to Bucktown.
894
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,284
It's a little extreme,
don't you think?
895
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:56,870
Well, you don't
have to kill him.
896
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,664
Just wound them.
Get on the news.
897
00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:02,542
Make the South
Side dangerous again.
898
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,252
That's the Chicago I loved.
899
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:05,462
A lot of bleeding.
900
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,672
Well, I should
probably get going.
901
00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:11,051
Hey! It was so
great meeting you.
902
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:14,304
- Take care!
- Not that door. Back door.
903
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,414
Don't be a stranger.
904
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:23,397
He sure acts like he's
having a pretty great time.
905
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,524
Hey, you know, we should try it.
906
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,818
No thanks. I'm not a loser.
907
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,903
It's great for the
immune system.
908
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:32,864
Also the libido. I've
had epic sex on weed.
909
00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:36,368
If you don't wanna smoke
it, why not try a brownie?
910
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,870
They're all-natural
and delicious, too.
911
00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:41,623
Who doesn't love a brownie?
912
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,667
Okay, one brownie.
913
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:46,444
- Tommy?
- Nope.
914
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:52,408
These are delicious.
915
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,096
Come on. What are you, chicken?
916
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,056
Chicken? A-are
we in second grade?
917
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,769
Fine. God.
918
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,604
Fine, gimme the damn brownie.
919
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:10,986
Funky music.
920
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:11,987
Not bad.
921
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:15,991
Hey, if you're giving
free samples, can I
922
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,143
I'm bang, bang,
bangin' on the door.
923
00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:24,624
Bang, bang, bangin' on the door.
924
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,211
Going down, sir?
925
00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:29,463
He's going down.
926
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,922
Congratulations, Gallagher.
927
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:33,383
You're gonna get to be
one of the best of the best,
928
00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:36,052
a goddamn Chicago
police officer.
929
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,497
Thank you, sir.
930
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,730
- Hey.
- Hey. Shh.
931
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,690
- Naptime?
- Yeah.
932
00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:50,358
Now he sleeps.
933
00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:52,277
He'll be up all night
later. He's teething.
934
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,988
Have you tried Frank's
whiskey trick with the tub?
935
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:57,282
I'm pretty sure that's
considered bad parenting now.
936
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,684
I'm pretty sure that was
considered bad parenting then.
937
00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,583
What's up?
938
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:11,046
The whole marriage
thing is harder than it looks.
939
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,881
Do you and Tami
share your money?
940
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,175
We're not married.
941
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,801
You say so.
942
00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:18,345
So how do you handle your cash?
943
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,889
Do you put it all together,
or just some of it, or what?
944
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,390
Here, hold this
wrench, will you?
945
00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:23,808
Yeah.
946
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:26,436
The money?
947
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,380
I guess Tami kinda runs things.
948
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,359
So you just give her all
your money and that's it?
949
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,362
We don't really have enough
money to worry about it.
950
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,405
But, truth is,
951
00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:39,741
I don't really care
much about money.
952
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,910
And she cares a lot.
953
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,828
Me and you, we never had
much of anything growing up,
954
00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:45,622
and we always
managed to get by, right?
955
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,166
- Barely.
- Lemme see.
956
00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:51,253
Tami, she always had enough.
957
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:55,173
Ever since this pandemic,
she's worried we won't.
958
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:57,175
It's weird how people with money
959
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,385
are always afraid of losing it
960
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,429
and all poor people can
think about is spending it.
961
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:06,059
But do you decide what you're
gonna spend money on together?
962
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,978
Well, there's really
not much to decide.
963
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:12,107
We're, pretty much broke
at the end of the month.
964
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,109
Why?
965
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:16,236
You and Mick having
some money troubles?
966
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,221
Yeah, I make it, and he doesn't.
967
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:22,284
What, you didn't wanna
talk about any of that stuff
968
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:23,368
before you got married?
969
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,371
I figured we just agreed on
how things were gonna work.
970
00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,415
Guess not?
971
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,500
Yeah. It's my mistake, I guess.
972
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:33,360
Well, gotta talk about it.
973
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:38,550
Right? You compromise,
all that couple shit.
974
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:42,077
Look, you, love each other,
975
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,223
Right?
976
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:48,101
- Yes.
- Okay, so,
977
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,437
gotta get on the same page
about how this marriage thing
978
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,296
is supposed to work.
979
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,400
You sure I can't
just get him to do
980
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,444
everything the way I want?
981
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,887
Pretty sure, yeah.
982
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,618
Look, we didn't have
parents who could show us
983
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,621
what a relationship was
supposed to look like.
984
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,938
We gotta figure out
that shit as we go.
985
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,337
The hell was that... Dr. Phil?
986
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:17,047
Good Housekeeping.
987
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,156
It's on the rack at
the well-child checkup.
988
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,969
Can you at least
take the mugshot
989
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,262
with my cleavage off the site
990
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:26,931
and get Julia's age right?
991
00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:29,643
Yes, she was 17, not seven.
992
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,687
Well, then check the
damn court records!
993
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:38,109
I'm on probationwould I be on
probation if she'd been seven?
994
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:39,110
Really?
995
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,905
You can get probation if
you diddled a seven-year-old?
996
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:44,366
That's really fucked up.
997
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:47,601
Yes, please. Thank you so much.
998
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:51,539
Okay, she said she's
gonna correct Julia's age,
999
00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:54,167
but they won't do anything
about the mugshot.
1000
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:56,670
Well, I'm getting a lot of hits.
1001
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,338
On what?
1002
00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,839
Your new Instagram account.
1003
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,841
What new account?
1004
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,219
@DebbieHotLesbianConvict.
1005
00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:07,263
I put it up with your
cleavage mugshot.
1006
00:45:07,287 --> 00:45:09,849
"Wrongly convicted
lesbian welder."
1007
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,601
Would it have happened
if she wasn't queer?
1008
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,104
Would anyone have cared
if she wasn't a lesbian?
1009
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:16,356
It's blowing up.
1010
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,149
Everybody wants to hire you.
1011
00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:19,651
Jesus, really?
1012
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:22,386
Well, lots of lesbians, anyway.
1013
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:26,557
And some seriously
creepy old white dudes.
1014
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:33,397
HotLesbianConvict.
1015
00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:42,215
You two okay?
1016
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,595
Did you eat all the brownies?
1017
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:50,515
I had three, and Tommy had four.
1018
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,308
- Four?
- We were hungry.
1019
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:55,520
Kev! These fools
ate all the brownies.
1020
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:56,688
And the gummies.
1021
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:59,047
Jesus!
1022
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,401
Are they okay?
1023
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,027
I'm fine.
1024
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:04,946
I just gotta hit the head.
1025
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,431
Yeah, yeah me too.
1026
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,916
Do you have a gas
can around here, Kev?
1027
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,209
What are you going on about?
1028
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:20,336
Making the South Side
even more dangerous.
1029
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,923
I'm thinking we set
a cop car on fire.
1030
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:28,952
The cops have to show
up with riot gear, tear gas.
1031
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,534
I always loved this song.
1032
00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,269
Yeah. Me too.
1033
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,838
But the pain still grows.
1034
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:06,990
It's no stranger to you and me.
1035
00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:11,679
I can feel it.
1036
00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:16,392
Coming in the air tonight.
1037
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:19,479
Lord.
1038
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:23,066
Well, I've been
waiting for this moment.
1039
00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:26,528
For all my life.
1040
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:29,697
Lord
1041
00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:33,660
I can feel it in
the air tonight.
1042
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:40,166
Lord.
1043
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,253
Well, I've been
waiting for this moment.
1044
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:46,714
For all my life.
1045
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:50,093
Lord
1046
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:53,471
I can feel it coming.
1047
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:55,682
In the air tonight.
1048
00:47:57,082 --> 00:47:58,351
Lord.
1049
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:03,648
And I've been waiting
for this moment.
1050
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:06,818
For all my life.
1051
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:10,113
We need to be honest
with each other, all right?
1052
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,031
No more secrets.
1053
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,575
- No more secrets at all?
- No.
1054
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,767
Nothing but truth.
1055
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:19,455
We should've talked about
what we expected from each other
1056
00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:21,040
before we got
married, but we didn't,
1057
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:23,418
- so now we have to.
- Look, if this is about
1058
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,837
the wedding money, I'm
gonna pay it back, man.
1059
00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:28,715
Yes, but it's also about...
1060
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:32,427
It's about what we
want the marriage to be.
1061
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,387
We need some rules.
1062
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,680
Yeah, I'm not great with rules.
1063
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:38,808
A mutual understanding
of how shit is gonna work.
1064
00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:40,935
What does that mean?
1065
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:42,979
Like, how we spend
money together,
1066
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:46,816
joint purchases, monogamy.
1067
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,443
The hell is that?
1068
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:51,279
Not fucking other people.
1069
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:56,034
We just talking fucking,
1070
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,828
or are we talking
about blow jobs, too?
1071
00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:01,104
I think blow jobs
should count, yeah.
1072
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:05,067
Right.
1073
00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:10,882
You really never wanna
fuck anybody else?
1074
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:13,760
I mean, I... if
I'm being honest,
1075
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,471
I'm not really sure either.
1076
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,473
It's just kinda hard to imagine
1077
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:20,433
that I'm never, ever gonna wanna
1078
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,852
fuck anyone else, you know?
1079
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:25,063
But I also know I
1080
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,023
definitely don't want
you to fuck anyone else.
1081
00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,524
Well, hold on, that just means
1082
00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:29,859
you wanna be able
to fuck other people
1083
00:49:29,883 --> 00:49:31,819
but you don't want me to
be able to fuck other people.
1084
00:49:31,843 --> 00:49:33,971
That doesn't sound fair.
1085
00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:37,283
Okay, so we're both monogamous
1086
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:38,618
or we both get to
fuck other people.
1087
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:41,663
Yeah. That sounds fair.
1088
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,374
Upbeat music.
1089
00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:48,836
What do you wanna do?
1090
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,988
I asked you first.
1091
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:55,218
I don't know.
1092
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,452
Okay, I'll tell you what.
1093
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,723
We'll both each write
down what we want,
1094
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:05,061
then we'll turn our answers
over at the same time.
1095
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,254
Great.
1096
00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,191
I saw you walkin'
down the street.
1097
00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:12,860
With your headphones
on I could hear your beat.
1098
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:15,989
Like, ba da, ba da ba da.
1099
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:20,868
Ba da, ba da ba da.
1100
00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:23,538
Yeah.
1101
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:26,499
- Ba da, ba da ba da.
- I'm gonna eat you.
1102
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,167
Ba da, ba da ba da
1103
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,460
I'm gonna eat you.
1104
00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:33,214
Ba da, ba da ba da - Yeah.
1105
00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,532
So we both turn
'em over on three.
1106
00:50:36,658 --> 00:50:39,470
One, two, three.
1107
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:42,098
Hey, turn your
fuckin' paper over.
1108
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,307
I think I spelled
monogamy wrong.
1109
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:44,642
- I spelled monogamy wrong!
- Will you let me
1110
00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,519
I spelled it wrong!
Shit, he-ey-ey-ey!
1111
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,188
Look who's a real cop now.
1112
00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,524
Yep. Badge, gun, and everything.
1113
00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:52,734
- You graduated?
- Tomorrow.
1114
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,068
But they gave us
the uniforms today
1115
00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:55,403
so we can wear
'em to the ceremony.
1116
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,989
Fuckin' fantastic. No
more parking tickets for me.
1117
00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,450
You don't have a car, dumb-ass.
1118
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:01,909
- Hey.
- Hey.
1119
00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,536
- Where y'all goin'?
- Lip and Tami's.
1120
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,705
Gotta finish drywalling
the living room.
1121
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,540
Hey, y'all get enough chicken?
1122
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:10,275
Two buckets of extra crispy.
1123
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:12,712
You two coming or what?
1124
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,047
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
1125
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,548
Yeah.
1126
00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,616
Let's do it.
1127
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:21,596
Upbeat music.
1128
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:22,913
Hey!
1129
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,771
How am I supposed
to open the door
1130
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,314
- when I don't have any hands?
- Yo!
1131
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,607
- What's up, Lip?
- My man.
1132
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,401
- Hi! We have arrived!
- Hi! What the fuck?
1133
00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,825
- Hi. - Yo! Hey.
- We made it. - Hi.
1134
00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:40,948
Look at you.
1135
00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:42,575
- Check it out.
- Wow. Nice.
1136
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,077
Hey, gimme a hammer.
I wanna break some shit.
1137
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,870
- You wanna help?
- I guess so.
1138
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:46,913
There you go.
1139
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,998
- Yo.
- Yo.
1140
00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:51,042
Hey, you guys talk?
1141
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:54,712
Sort of.
1142
00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:57,673
- Yeah?
- Yeah. We'll figure it out.
1143
00:52:04,329 --> 00:52:07,791
Hey.
1144
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:09,811
- Everything good?
- Yeah, yeah.
1145
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,980
All right. Hey, I wanna
show you something.
1146
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,798
Yeah?
1147
00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:17,860
What do you think?
1148
00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:19,487
It's beautiful.
1149
00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:22,031
Definitely worth
the extra money.
1150
00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,449
Absolutely.
1151
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:25,535
Okay, I am starving.
1152
00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:30,814
Hey, Tami.
1153
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:33,876
Hey.
1154
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,295
Hey, Fran, you
wanna help Uncle Carl?
1155
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:37,630
Lose your doubts.
1156
00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:40,633
Holding on, let it out.
1157
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,176
This is the beginning.
1158
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,387
This is my Chicago,
1159
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,764
the Chicago I love.
1160
00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:49,392
Lip's got a baby now.
1161
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:52,520
Debbie's got a kid
and a rap sheet.
1162
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,397
Carl's gonna be a cop.
1163
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:56,190
Didn't see that coming.
1164
00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,526
Ian's married to a Milkovich.
1165
00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:01,946
Really didn't see that coming.
1166
00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,490
Family looking after family.
1167
00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:06,701
That's the South Side way.
1168
00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:08,077
The Gallagher way.
1169
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:12,582
It's a long walk
back from yesterday.
1170
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,961
Yeah, this is our Chicago.
1171
00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:20,173
It's disappearing fast.
1172
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,383
But before it's gone,
1173
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:25,827
we're gonna enjoy
every fuckin' minute of it.
1174
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,877
We're comin' home.
1175
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:49,660
Are you Hot Lesbian
Convict Lady?
1176
00:53:49,684 --> 00:53:52,413
Would you, um, like
to buy some cookies,
1177
00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:55,041
Hot Lesbian Convict Lady?
1178
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,919
I'm only seven.
1179
00:53:57,943 --> 00:54:02,173
The bigger, the better,
the better, the bigger.
1180
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:04,091
More, more, more.
1181
00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,219
Hey, I really want it right now.
1182
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,262
Hey, turn it up real loud.
1183
00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:16,286
Hey, I really want it right now
83096