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got the keys to the
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I'd like a corsage tonight for my date
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to the problem it's a girl oh it's okay
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everybody's and every Sunday at prom
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night even us girls oh really yes I am a
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little bit nervous
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oh yeah she's uh she's really cute no
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cute cute sarong she's a she's pretty
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cute oh that's so sweet
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Oh what color gown is your young lady
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wearing excuse me
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well we don't want to Kassar that
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clashes now do we no we don't that's for
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sure she's wearing a pink pinkish
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actually it's it's kind of a green with
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it with a little lavender you have any
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black flowers you know you boys never
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have an eye for clothes you know I
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remember when mr. krelman do it I'll
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just save you I'll just take this this
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is no problem
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that's a cactus and a corsage
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Oh
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oh hi hi there
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sorry we can't talk long we've got tons
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of shopping to do for the prom isn't it
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so exciting I can't wait until tonight I
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wonder who'll be named king and queen oh
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god I would just die if it was me and
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Roger too of course
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well in that case good luck and Roger -
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of course bye
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thanks good see you again what's he
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buying corsage for me good go to the
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prom with him do you see his polo shirt
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he didn't even have a polo guy on it
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please because oh I decided to wear the
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puce taffeta sheath which is why you got
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the pearl gray Riviera tuxedo at the
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dusty rose tie and cummerbund oh oh and
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you need to get me a corsage she
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couldn't you do that because Miss Lee
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Roger it is tradition that the guy gets
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the corsage
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now you're supposed to surprise me with
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the white rosebuds and silver ribbon
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whistle here I wrote it down for you now
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remember Roger this is the most
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important night of my life
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I do not want one single thing to go
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wrong oh look u-turn Ron gave you what
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is it a football cleat yes
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did you see the diamond pre-engagement
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ring I had Roger get for me
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cost him a fortune but after all you
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only get pre-engaged once right Shelley
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Shelley you didn't RSVP to my a
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three-prong party you and Kevin are
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gonna be there aren't you
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well actually Patrice I'm not sure if
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I'm going with Kevin tonight
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oh god you mean Kevin didn't ask for the
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ball ask me well sure Chris he asked me
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it's just that this college guy invited
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me to go to this frat party with him and
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I'm not sure I'm gonna make it to the
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prom oh my god is seeing a college guy
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well don't you think you should tell
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Kevin he's standing right over there
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oh okay yeah yeah you're right I guess I
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better go tell him my god he is such a
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stone Fox hmm you know you have to be 18
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to buy these you know you have to be
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married fine
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then the missus would like some of the
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colored ones hi Shirley
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I know you're upset about the last time
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we you know but I told you I'm just not
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ready yet and I'm sorry that you rented
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the van Joseph's been going out for four
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years for four years you've been getting
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ready and I've been getting horny well
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if that's all you want then why don't
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you just ask Ramona Gielgud to the prom
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how do you know I haven't what I don't
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have to tell you anything what are you
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my wife I thought I was your girlfriend
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think again
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well fine because it doesn't really
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matter anyway because I'm going to a
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frat party fight kevin is devastated god
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Shelly Sharon and ditching our senior
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prom she's only like the most popular
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girl in class I'm Way shocked well maybe
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she's just afraid that she won't be
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elected queen of the throng you girls
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voted ain't you
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uh-huh and you know Shelly's gonna be
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the only girl in our senior class it's
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not gonna be at the prom totally unsure
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Marina check out the prom dresses on
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Angela and the bag lady over there you
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know we're gonna need at least five
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videotapes if we're gonna stay up all
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night I don't know Martin I promised my
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parents I'd be home early tomorrow
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morning church Angela we have been
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planning this place since our freshman
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year we made a sacred pact tonight we're
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gonna watch movies eat popcorn and pig
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out until dawn I mean come on
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this is our prom night I know but high
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school's over forever a few months we'll
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be in college Angela if you don't want
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to go to this religious College just
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stand up your parents say so they'll
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probably just turn the other cheek yeah
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Thank You Margaret
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you do what you want true you say what
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she wants true you wear what you want
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you don't care what people think you
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don't like my new hat I love it really
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anyway doesn't matter what I think
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because people affairs the school loved
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your designs you're really talented
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oh but what about you you're a great
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artist that's why I accepted you into
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art school how can you watch your
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parents stand in the way it's not just
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that I'm afraid
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afraid of what ah no everything I just
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wish I could stay in high school
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why couldn't I flunk degrade hey looking
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good buddy hey cab man check this out
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I'm putting studs in my shirt get it
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studs know what that makes me don't you
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yeah a jerk what is up with this belt
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it's way too wide for the loose guys are
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like children that's not a belt that's a
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cumberbund you're wearing around your
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waist how come because it's decorative
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you doofus World War one the pulling
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slimy bleep dude you're not really gonna
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wear a pink tuxedo are you it's not pink
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it's salmon
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I guess shell he's making it up oh my
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god what but you two have been going
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together since the ninth grade I mean
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this is practically like getting a
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divorce or something maybe you should
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see the guidance counselor look Shelly
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is a great girl and everything but a man
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needs more than that a man has only one
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prom night and he wants to be absolutely
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sure that he liked to explain the facts
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the last few boys
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so she want to do it huh guys are vulgar
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you know that then why don't you ask
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good good yeah well I already asked her
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turns out she's dating a Spanish teacher
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oh really are you gonna go stag what is
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that a joke I can get a date no problem
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I got what six hours I feel sorry for
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him a man I mean I don't know what I'd
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do if I had a woman who wouldn't give me
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in it yeah give you anyone Wallace gum
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you expect me to believe that you and
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Laurie have been hey I didn't say Laurie
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alright then whoo yeah whoo and I don't
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have to tell you guys oh I bet I know
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who the bag lady
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no no way man it was somebody else
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it was uh was uh it was Angela Angela
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stroke yeah she's real easy she's an
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artist dude okay yeah and she's not that
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bad-looking either not once you get her
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all those geeky clothes you know what I
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mean
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so what you're saying she's a sure thing
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yeah oh man you're not gonna ask Angela
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stroll to the prom are you dull stroll
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sure thing oh yeah my parents will let
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me see that one what's it about Tom
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Cruise soul can see coming this way
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Margaret
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hey I bet he doesn't even talk to us
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what that's great we bumped into each
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other here because I'm going away pretty
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soon I got accepted to Stanford how
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about you Midland Bible College I had a
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man who went there um look you know us
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bumping into each other like this it's
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totally fake well what do you mean well
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because tonight is gonna be a very
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special night magical night for us to
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remember for the rest of our lives
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oh you must be reading some really good
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movies actually this was just an excuse
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so I could come in here and ask you the
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problem what'd you say uh I'm sorry
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Kevin I don't think so
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what well it's really nice of you and
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all that but well she's kind of
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last-minute what
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quickly block now I know I should have
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asked you earlier and the reason that I
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didn't do that is I mean the truth is
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because I couldn't get up the nerve to
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ask you I mean look I know if what
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thinks that I'm cool and and
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self-confident but deep down I'm I'm a
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shy guy I'm sorry I bothered you
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that's okay Kevin I know how it feels
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so then what do you say do you want to
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go yes okay good great I'll see you at
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7:30
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hey well you got a big night tonight huh
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yeah then I'd say I ran into Robbie
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Lipson down at the hairstylist said he
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got accepted to Princeton oh great
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how about you you hear from Marysville
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college it um you know what I think I
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forgot to send em the transcripts but
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besides dead I don't think my words
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we've been all that great you know
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that's so typical of you did come on
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you're a bright kid you don't apply
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yourself look I don't even know if I
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want to go to college I don't know
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anything about anything well I'll tell
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you something you gotta be more
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self-confident you gotta be more
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aggressive now give me that Springsteen
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tape I got a date tonight
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I think it's buying my computer oh great
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another picture of Jupiter where's that
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Heather Locklear poster I gave I know
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what's bothering you yeah it's your date
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tonight
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what about it oh you got a real Fox
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right at that right she's real cute
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daddy I knew it you are Jack left courts
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boy and the Acorn doesn't fall far from
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the tree does it
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I'm Annie Cornford falls on my arm and
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my arm was all over her if you know what
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I mean
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dad look um can we talk about something
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course we can talk I'm a marriage
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counselor problems are my business I
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know I know what you're thinking you're
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afraid I'm gonna come down on you if you
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stay up all night I don't even want to
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see you back here until done young man
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you got that and I know you want to
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impress her by showing up in a great car
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hmm all right here
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you take the caddy
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happy now dad dad dad I can't believe I
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let you talk me into this I mean me go
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to the prom I feel so weird
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well I would too if I'm putting lip
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gloss on my nails oh ho I thought it was
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a finger and help brush oh no what am I
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gonna tell my parents I mean they'll
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never let me out of this house
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Angela you've been listening to your
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parents all your life and where has it
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gotten you
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Midland Bible College come on this is
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your one day chance to go out and deal
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we have some fun don't chicken out on me
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they have a what about our pact
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our pact is that we're friends and I
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want you to go to the prom you'll be
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alone no I'll be with Tom Cruise how
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come you could draw so good on paper but
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you can't draw on your own face Who am I
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kidding here I mean I don't know
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anything about this kind of stuff I'm
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just gonna call Kevin and tell him I
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broke my hip and I'm gonna talk you
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through this yeah but even if we salvage
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my face I still don't have anything I
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could wear to the prom well you must
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have something we can work with I mean
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you're standing here with a girl who's
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been accepted to the Allied School of
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Design whoa this is it you know my
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parents yeah not exactly Shana Madonna
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huh wait wait I remember when I was a
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little girl way back in the 70s when I
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saw this old picture my mom and she was
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in high school and she was wearing the
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most fabulous gap
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it'll work I guess your mom never came
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out of the closet mother this is a
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disaster how am I supposed to serve a
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wheel of Brie without a decent cheese
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knife and what am I supposed to start
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the expresso in jelly glasses mother
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please can you make this stop Larry will
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you please stop making that racket and
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come in we're gonna be late mom promised
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me that you daddy won't fight tonight
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come on honey come on we don't fight we
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talk loudly sometimes right now right
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right we're getting along much better
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lately nice haircut honey thank you
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darling Oh No forgot to push back my
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cuticles absolutely necessary Harry
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please I promised the school that we
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could chaperone the prom remember yes I
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remember that's fine no thank you
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now may I ask you one more favor would
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you please not do what you did at her
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sweet 16th birthday party
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oh come on those guys begged me to come
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up on stage with them they had never
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heard the long version of like my fire
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well they certainly never heard one that
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long before thank you thank you very
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much you and I both know that I could
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have been a professional guitar player
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oh god here we go again poor Larry had
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to get a job yeah well someone had to
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put brie on the table is that meant for
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me because face it Larry we have both
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overindulged our daughter anyway it's
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the least we could do after all this
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bickering we put her through agreed so
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I've spent 17 years trying to pay for it
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all hey hold it do you think they are
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the only one here who's had to make
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sacrifices do you think it's been my
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life's ambition to become a substitute
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teacher we're doing it again right now
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yeah you're right
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I know pushing each other's buttons just
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like the marriage counselor told us I
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just wish he would tell us why ah hey
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what do you call this color cues juice
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no he's good night sweetie did you get
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dressed now please I'd like to actually
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get there tonight
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yes right now look my limo was supposed
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to be here 20 minutes ago
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okay okay did you tell him to come to
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the door and to say that thing I gotta
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go right let's get a few pictures come
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on no she's right let's wait till Kevin
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gets here okay okay what the heck let's
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take some pictures Marcia Schlemmer stop
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Kevin last week I can't say anything
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about going with you Carrie you little
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dork if you tell anyone that Kevin
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didn't ask me to the prom I will die of
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humiliation because it's simply not true
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well of course it's not true Shelly and
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Kevin have been dating for nearly four
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years now and there he is that's miss
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Shelly sureties yes mr. Kevin McRae
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awaits the pleasure of your company
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great beautiful I think I'm gonna cry me
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too mom be careful watching this
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just drive until this one's out
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Oh mom dad I'm going to the prom dress
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look at you what is that face what kind
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of a girl wears a dress like that
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it's moms don't you ever talk to your
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mother that way oh we had settled down
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angela watts to go with margaret to her
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little prom I don't see harm in it oh
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that's fine wouldn't it Angela yes fine
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fine
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good you look great
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I wish I'd been to competition um Kevin
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this is my parents mr. and mrs. strong
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mr. Olsen pleasure to meet you you may
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say that say yeah charming outfit you're
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wearing
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mr. straw I'm a big fan of your father's
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they've been in there many times sir yes
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I remember I also remember what you came
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in for well we going Angela um mr. mr.
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Shaw nothing to worry about I'll have
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her back down very early say 6:00 7:00
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a.m. okay ciao I was me already we're
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not going anywhere with that Punk but
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Danny I want to go to my prom just what
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the only place you're going is to the
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bathroom to wash your face you're
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ruining my life you can't do that listen
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you'll thank me for this later darling
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oh and don't bother coming out until
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you've got all that goo off your face
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that was the back door head
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mother get your coat we're going I can't
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believe it's finally here
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prom night our night I just don't
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understand why that's promised such a
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big deal to you I told you if we become
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king and queen of the prom it'll help us
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get into the right sorority and
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fraternity at Central State which will
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allow us to make business contacts that
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will pay off when you become a CPA and I
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become an advertising executive we're
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gonna need a six-figure income if we're
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gonna afford to Jaguars in a vacation
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home in Maui before we have our two
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children at age 33 oh yeah I forgot
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you can't forget Roger we have to stick
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to the plan otherwise we'll liable to
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end up like my parents
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[Music]
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don't get so close I can't believe I
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just did that
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I don't know what my father's gonna do
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to me when I get home
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yes we do he's gonna kill me I mean I've
437
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never disobeyed my parents before did
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you laugh
439
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mildly ever homos that disobey the main
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he relaxed yeah
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I'm sorry I'm sorry
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[Music]
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nice car it's Italian I love it
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Italy
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and whether with my parents when I was
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six it's so romantic
447
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I've always dreamed of going
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I've read all about it some of the
449
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world's greatest artists in Italy well
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then you love the place I'm taking you
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for dinner tonight you know it's got the
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statue of the naked lady with no arms
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dubious tomorrow's NASCO Ristorante
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federico which means Fred's restaurant
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restaurant if Rodrigo I heard karate
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then we'll make it appearance at the
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prom
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and maybe drop by a Patrice's party and
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we'll do some stuff
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and we'll go for the traditional
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breakfast at HUDs how does that sound
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sounds perfect
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[Music]
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did you see that you see that he's
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lowered his hand where is his hand now
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I'm sure he's just reaching for the
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cigarette lighter oh that's perfect five
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minutes in the car with that punk oh
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really she's smoking
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one please what time does the last movie
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get out perfect somebody's gotta get
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help
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Lois besides there's not an ant alive
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who can catch my hot rod
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I love you
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[Music]
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[Music]
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your shelley shirt and our jewels are
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you okay I'm fine
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I just got a little carried away because
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Gus got eaten by the giant I could have
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gone to okay guys asked me to go there
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is there is Tony pal and Deena and Mike
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Gelman and and Kenny Edwards and Eddie
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sokoloff and and that exchange student
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from Pakistan oh yeah why why didn't you
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go with one of them because I was
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waiting for Kevin McCray to ask me not
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that I care you know I'm glad he didn't
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ask me I didn't want to go with him
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anyway I'd much rather watch a good
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movie so what are you doing here I'm
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hiding for my father see he'd kill me if
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he knew I didn't make it to the prom
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just don't tell anyone from school you
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saw me here okay who would I tell
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no one speaks to me
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[Music]
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no thanks I have enough here look can we
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just ignore each other okay just sit
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back and watch the movie and pretend you
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don't know who I am and I will do the
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same for you don damn sorry
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buona sera signore dining it Federico's
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tonight in we first McCrae Anna Clark
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very good seiga-san TOEIC sure seniority
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material is Bella signorina - a lovely
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day this way please
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Thank You Santa I'd like to see a wine
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list uh don't you have to be 21 Kevin I
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can't Oh
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Thank You signore yeah right now the
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00:29:20,779 --> 00:29:29,839
wine list you must be 21 right so what
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kind of mineral water do you have and
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show you
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[Music]
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or a Saracen your the cafeteria is a
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downstairs but shoeshine stand listen
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did you see a nice girl in a punk to
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come in here scusi signora wait I'm sure
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00:29:47,779 --> 00:29:51,369
she's fine why don't we just go out and
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grab a box
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00:29:51,369 --> 00:29:56,149
fine if she what do you think he's
526
00:29:53,809 --> 00:29:58,970
plying her with right now Walter give us
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00:29:56,150 --> 00:30:00,370
a table fellow Mario I think I have just
528
00:29:58,970 --> 00:30:02,299
at the table for you
529
00:30:00,369 --> 00:30:08,509
why do you take these people to the
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table by the gabbie net oh thank you
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[Music]
532
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Laurie I'm gonna die your dress is
533
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fabulous didn't I see this on sale Karen
534
00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:39,779
so exciting there promise
535
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:42,870
oh my god Patrice through gown is way
536
00:30:39,779 --> 00:30:48,240
cool what would you call that color pues
537
00:30:42,869 --> 00:30:51,379
come on Roger well I guess we know who
538
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chose our geeky prompting
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[Music]
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patrece dress looks like the table tops
541
00:31:18,329 --> 00:31:26,109
of course the only girl here who goes at
542
00:31:21,849 --> 00:31:28,609
the room you know when I'm named queen I
543
00:31:26,109 --> 00:31:33,059
hope that goal TR doesn't clash
544
00:31:28,609 --> 00:31:33,059
[Music]
545
00:31:37,569 --> 00:32:03,788
[Music]
546
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:12,730
we call this music right I don't think
547
00:32:03,788 --> 00:32:16,109
these kids know what real music is they
548
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:16,110
don't play music like that these days
549
00:32:20,278 --> 00:32:27,940
and I'll just hide in the case thank you
550
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:30,278
thank you see that produces what I'm
551
00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:35,409
saying and I promise you remember I do I
552
00:32:30,278 --> 00:32:38,230
recall you said I was proving I never
553
00:32:35,409 --> 00:32:40,539
said you were Ruby I never said the word
554
00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:42,579
Ruby it's a stupid word groovy you
555
00:32:40,538 --> 00:32:44,379
probably said you were groovy
556
00:32:42,579 --> 00:32:46,928
why do you always have to put me down
557
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:49,360
because I'm a musician reality alert
558
00:32:46,929 --> 00:32:51,669
Larry you're not a musician you're a
559
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:53,829
Salesman yeah thanks for never letting
560
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:56,690
me forget it
561
00:32:53,829 --> 00:32:57,099
yes of course how you doing I'm gonna
562
00:32:56,690 --> 00:33:01,410
get
563
00:32:57,099 --> 00:33:01,409
[Music]
564
00:33:15,359 --> 00:33:38,679
hey Dunlap look at that a man it's so
565
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:41,470
sad well they're only 10th graders from
566
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:43,990
Hoover High everybody knows me at that
567
00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:45,430
school if they see me the whole world
568
00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:47,049
will find out that I didn't have a date
569
00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:50,130
to the prom and you have no idea how
570
00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:50,129
humiliating that would be
571
00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:58,389
[Music]
572
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:04,348
[Music]
573
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:13,648
do you think you are my Nana sure thank
574
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:14,668
you very much what do you think I have
575
00:34:13,648 --> 00:34:16,679
this tux on huh
576
00:34:14,668 --> 00:34:19,648
to go to the prom well we're not doing
577
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:22,099
nothing that's right don't give me that
578
00:34:19,648 --> 00:34:24,148
lip young man now sit down and be quiet
579
00:34:22,099 --> 00:34:28,110
there are decent people in this theatre
580
00:34:24,148 --> 00:34:34,888
and you're trying to watch ants yes sir
581
00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:34,889
[Applause]
582
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:53,340
too much candy eh I can't tell you how
583
00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:54,000
many times I've seen this happen this is
584
00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:56,850
a nightmare
585
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,800
this is harmful this is worse than the
586
00:34:56,849 --> 00:35:01,199
time that I had a milk mustache and
587
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:04,160
everyone was staring at me oh yeah right
588
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:07,529
yeah I caught that a nightline I think
589
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:10,739
look do you have a car you know I took a
590
00:35:07,530 --> 00:35:14,460
limo I couldn't stay all night
591
00:35:10,739 --> 00:35:18,209
I suppose suppose I could give you a
592
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:20,519
ride home home I can't go home my little
593
00:35:18,210 --> 00:35:21,840
sister's there she hates me if she found
594
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:23,639
out that I didn't have a date to the
595
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,590
prom she tell all the junior high kids
596
00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:27,000
and then all my friends would find out
597
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:29,480
and then the whole world would know and
598
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,480
then and then
599
00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:39,230
look I can't go home either so if you
600
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:44,079
want to and you don't mind too terribly
601
00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:47,630
much yeah hang out with me all night I
602
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:50,509
don't think that that's yeah hey that
603
00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:55,880
was a stupid idea I don't know what got
604
00:35:50,510 --> 00:35:56,960
me that's Phil groves and Donna Munson
605
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,570
who used to date my best friend's
606
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:01,190
brother Dave what did you do write your
607
00:35:59,570 --> 00:36:23,780
name on a wall somewhere where's your
608
00:36:01,190 --> 00:36:27,349
car he suffers from displaced aggression
609
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:31,690
and if I'm late he breaks all my pencil
610
00:36:27,349 --> 00:36:33,500
points please will you call me jack
611
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:35,599
cooking's just one of the ways that I
612
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:39,110
like to express the Yin feminine
613
00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:44,539
sensitive part of my personality what's
614
00:36:39,110 --> 00:36:46,970
your poison banana daiquiri you know I
615
00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:50,000
don't get to meet many really sensitive
616
00:36:46,969 --> 00:36:53,709
man well except this one patient I have
617
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,789
but of course he's heavily medicated
618
00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:57,559
okay the truth is y'all I think one of
619
00:36:55,789 --> 00:36:59,570
the reasons that my own sensitivity
620
00:36:57,559 --> 00:37:00,889
awareness is so heightened is I know
621
00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:04,789
what it's like to go through a divorce
622
00:37:00,889 --> 00:37:06,170
and try to raise a child alone I'm all
623
00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:09,860
out of bananas I hope you don't mind
624
00:37:06,170 --> 00:37:11,869
bourbon so you have a child huh mm-hmm
625
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:13,190
yeah but not to worry he's gonna be out
626
00:37:11,869 --> 00:37:16,819
late tonight so you and I have this
627
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:20,150
place to ourselves until morning is it
628
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:22,039
the senior prom oh then what's his
629
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:25,180
corsage doing here
630
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:28,940
oh well they must have forgotten that
631
00:37:25,179 --> 00:37:32,480
you smell so nice just a little
632
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:36,530
insensitive I mean just imagine these
633
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:37,789
feelings of embarrassment and inadequacy
634
00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:41,210
you know something like this could
635
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:46,309
really scar him emotionally yeah yeah it
636
00:37:41,210 --> 00:37:48,470
could listen your shoes up I think you
637
00:37:46,309 --> 00:37:52,549
should drive this over to the prom what
638
00:37:48,469 --> 00:37:53,899
forget that I mean no I think that would
639
00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:56,030
just embarrass him even more you know
640
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:58,820
how fragile the male adolescent ego is
641
00:37:56,030 --> 00:38:18,050
yes I do I wrote a paper on it look
642
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:20,660
let's take it to him yes please
643
00:38:18,050 --> 00:38:23,300
um I'll have to bob and burgers regular
644
00:38:20,659 --> 00:38:25,429
fries and two large ice waters like a
645
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:26,630
moby fish burger the well-sized fries
646
00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:28,909
onion rings
647
00:38:26,630 --> 00:38:32,110
chocolate shake a cherry pie and a
648
00:38:28,909 --> 00:38:35,259
couple of strip clubs that'll be all
649
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:40,160
that'll be 1286 before window please
650
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:43,130
thank you what the hell are you doing
651
00:38:40,159 --> 00:38:45,739
what I know that kid's voice who what
652
00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:46,309
that's Stan Lee Lamar his lockers next
653
00:38:45,739 --> 00:38:49,599
to mine
654
00:38:46,309 --> 00:38:49,599
he'll recognize me
655
00:38:53,409 --> 00:38:57,678
[Music]
656
00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:06,088
okay we can't go because Michelle for to
657
00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:08,700
miss the waiters things we can't go to
658
00:39:06,088 --> 00:39:12,230
dairymaid because JJ corn and all of his
659
00:39:08,699 --> 00:39:15,000
friends go there and we can't go to HUS
660
00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:19,019
and all the other hangouts are closed by
661
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:21,679
now okay we'll just we'll just drive
662
00:39:19,019 --> 00:39:21,679
around till morning
663
00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:28,769
all right I've got an idea my dad gave
664
00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:31,108
me $100 I know this restaurant downtown
665
00:39:28,769 --> 00:39:33,849
my dad sometimes goes - I'm positive
666
00:39:31,108 --> 00:39:35,529
we'll see none of your friends there
667
00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:46,150
[Music]
668
00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:48,100
oh it's fabulous Kevin it's an Italian
669
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:50,650
specialty my personal favorite I ordered
670
00:39:48,099 --> 00:39:51,339
all the time I forget what's called is a
671
00:39:50,650 --> 00:39:53,440
blue on it
672
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:58,300
you're welcome you know on the desserts
673
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:59,470
a blue on it I knew that you know you're
674
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:02,250
different than most of the girls I know
675
00:39:59,469 --> 00:40:07,059
you're smart I like that
676
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:41,110
you mean it sure I mean why else would I
677
00:40:07,059 --> 00:40:44,429
have asked you yeah eating out the same
678
00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:44,430
dish what I think dogs
679
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:52,240
Sharon is oh you know what they're
680
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:55,179
sharing hmm germs this happens to be the
681
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:58,529
cold and flu season lucky for her I got
682
00:40:55,179 --> 00:40:58,529
a quantity discount on the string
683
00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:18,840
so classy with the food this is superb
684
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:21,269
here I guarantee you anyone here from
685
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:23,880
Hoover High may I describe our specials
686
00:41:21,269 --> 00:41:28,400
this evening our fresh fish is calamari
687
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:39,090
squid sautéed in garlic and butter or
688
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:41,550
for our less adventurous let's give him
689
00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:42,960
the crane he's right over there if he
690
00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:45,330
sees me with you it will be the most
691
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,440
humiliating moment of my life as opposed
692
00:41:45,329 --> 00:41:48,299
to squatting under a table in a
693
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,960
four-star restaurant it's worse than you
694
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:51,420
milady
695
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,579
did you see who he was with did you it's
696
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:56,909
tall stroll the King he's gone the whole
697
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:59,429
class and worse than that she's
698
00:41:56,909 --> 00:42:03,199
beautiful so what do you suggest we do
699
00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:03,199
fall out of here on our hands and knees
700
00:42:07,369 --> 00:42:14,400
[Music]
701
00:42:15,838 --> 00:42:21,159
$63.00 but the natural bounty of the
702
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:26,260
earth well this green thing I had was
703
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:28,710
quite tasty just be glad you didn't
704
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:28,710
order would they
705
00:42:32,869 --> 00:42:43,019
led let's roll another in my purse at
706
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:45,389
home what's wrong I left mine in the
707
00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:46,528
living room oh this is just perfect this
708
00:42:45,389 --> 00:42:48,629
is just great
709
00:42:46,528 --> 00:42:50,130
well we just talked to the manager I'm
710
00:42:48,630 --> 00:42:51,630
sure he'll understand you darling we
711
00:42:50,130 --> 00:43:01,470
cannot spend an hour sitting in a room
712
00:42:51,630 --> 00:43:04,019
talking to an Italian casually walk out
713
00:43:01,469 --> 00:43:05,699
of it let's go this is embarrassing
714
00:43:04,018 --> 00:43:08,459
you're gonna make a scene
715
00:43:05,699 --> 00:43:11,949
but besides it's immoral oh really what
716
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:15,769
do you call charging $63 for spaghetti
717
00:43:11,949 --> 00:43:15,769
[Music]
718
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:27,509
[Music]
719
00:43:29,309 --> 00:43:34,799
of course I understand
720
00:43:31,989 --> 00:43:34,799
hey you inner mush
721
00:43:38,170 --> 00:43:42,459
[Music]
722
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:48,460
Hardesty foamy a 2d thing gets a little
723
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:50,710
better you see a Wednesday he sees God
724
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:52,710
say good Thursday makes me think a
725
00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:54,280
Friday
726
00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:57,909
[Music]
727
00:43:54,280 --> 00:44:00,840
I beat my beard out real clear
728
00:43:57,909 --> 00:44:03,888
my friend
729
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,889
[Music]
730
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:19,229
[Music]
731
00:44:33,869 --> 00:44:38,889
after prom party remember we promise
732
00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:39,430
between she didn't have to have a chat
733
00:44:38,889 --> 00:44:41,199
though
734
00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:43,539
remember okay so let me get this
735
00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:47,109
straight you and I have to spend the
736
00:44:43,539 --> 00:44:49,329
next eight to ten hours together what
737
00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:54,309
the hell are we gonna do well it's
738
00:44:49,329 --> 00:44:58,630
certainly on six what a shot
739
00:44:54,309 --> 00:45:09,070
well part of me miss Joan Collins and I
740
00:44:58,630 --> 00:45:11,519
suppose that we haven't made love in two
741
00:45:09,070 --> 00:45:11,519
years
742
00:45:18,699 --> 00:45:23,039
[Music]
743
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:24,280
really done it this time
744
00:45:23,039 --> 00:45:26,719
[Music]
745
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:30,670
you just stay the hell away from me
746
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:33,319
[Music]
747
00:45:30,670 --> 00:45:35,809
this is a very special night for Roger
748
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:37,700
and me I mean not only does it signal at
749
00:45:35,809 --> 00:45:39,739
the end of my era as head of the prom
750
00:45:37,699 --> 00:45:41,719
committee captain of the girls golf team
751
00:45:39,739 --> 00:45:44,118
and female even the drama clubs
752
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:46,789
production of South Pacific but also
753
00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:49,099
because we're here with you our friends
754
00:45:46,789 --> 00:45:50,840
and no matter what honors Roger and I
755
00:45:49,099 --> 00:45:52,849
may achieve in the future or even here
756
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,539
tonight we'll always look down with
757
00:45:52,849 --> 00:45:58,400
fondness right Roger
758
00:45:55,539 --> 00:46:01,210
yeah we're all loaded here you want to
759
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,210
take a picture or what
760
00:46:01,510 --> 00:46:08,869
Hey look Kevin's here hey Kevin oh all
761
00:46:07,010 --> 00:46:11,560
right who is that with him is she a fox
762
00:46:08,869 --> 00:46:11,559
or what
763
00:46:17,590 --> 00:46:23,079
my god Murphy a college girl never seen
764
00:46:21,190 --> 00:46:26,730
her at this school before yes you have
765
00:46:23,079 --> 00:46:26,730
that's Angela straw
766
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:38,960
[Music]
767
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:50,670
[Music]
768
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:53,729
there we go work this time just
769
00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:53,729
[Music]
770
00:46:57,489 --> 00:47:03,239
what is the matter with you we're
771
00:46:59,619 --> 00:47:03,240
running out of crab puffs get in there
772
00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:10,119
grandpa's coffees coming right up
773
00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:11,289
why did you bring more crab puffs and
774
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,829
how many times do I have to tell you to
775
00:47:11,289 --> 00:47:13,829
wear a white jacket
776
00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:30,890
you see her anywhere there she's
777
00:47:28,219 --> 00:47:33,730
surrounded by parks
778
00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:36,750
[Music]
779
00:47:33,730 --> 00:47:36,750
let her see you
780
00:47:39,219 --> 00:47:45,399
Nimmo you really know how to pick them
781
00:47:41,349 --> 00:47:48,330
yeah she is she really is I love it it's
782
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:52,720
way cool oh thank you your dress is very
783
00:47:48,329 --> 00:47:54,779
away and nice - I'm so how long you in
784
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:59,159
Canada name since I'm dirty
785
00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:59,160
[Laughter]
786
00:47:59,969 --> 00:48:04,809
so Anjali you wanna dance
787
00:48:01,869 --> 00:48:07,530
I know I don't dance all that well don't
788
00:48:04,809 --> 00:48:07,529
worry neither does he
789
00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:15,480
[Music]
790
00:48:27,539 --> 00:48:32,159
it is she beautiful half-asian certainly
791
00:48:30,090 --> 00:48:36,390
is and have a mind to go out there and
792
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:38,730
drag her home she's never betrayed our
793
00:48:36,389 --> 00:48:42,449
trust before she's never been on a date
794
00:48:38,730 --> 00:48:44,579
before she's involved I'm not too crazy
795
00:48:42,449 --> 00:48:47,059
about that either had she voted
796
00:48:44,579 --> 00:48:55,578
Republican what more do you want
797
00:48:47,059 --> 00:48:58,409
she had a good girl thank you know
798
00:48:55,579 --> 00:49:08,820
mother Ruth
799
00:48:58,409 --> 00:49:11,649
[Music]
800
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:15,130
about time you two got here Morris
801
00:49:11,650 --> 00:49:15,639
called in sick four hours ago you breaks
802
00:49:15,130 --> 00:49:18,930
over
803
00:49:15,639 --> 00:49:18,929
hit the kitchen clean the grease traps
804
00:49:21,829 --> 00:49:24,980
[Music]
805
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:33,800
look at her Roger I don't get it you
806
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:36,639
tell me why is everybody making such a
807
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,640
big fuss over her
808
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:44,390
[Music]
809
00:49:46,318 --> 00:50:04,708
oh excuse me could you get that to Ben
810
00:50:00,809 --> 00:50:08,219
left court damn left cord left court big
811
00:50:04,708 --> 00:50:11,129
dead are you sure he came to the brunt
812
00:50:08,219 --> 00:50:11,789
of course I'm sure my son misses own
813
00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:14,789
prom
814
00:50:11,789 --> 00:50:16,829
had a good looking date lined up - nice
815
00:50:14,789 --> 00:50:18,690
rental tux but he bought this corsage
816
00:50:16,829 --> 00:50:21,269
and well there's no Dan left Court on
817
00:50:18,690 --> 00:50:23,219
the list he never bought a ticket and
818
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:24,929
everybody ticket well no what's the
819
00:50:23,219 --> 00:50:27,798
problem I'm sure well the problem is my
820
00:50:24,929 --> 00:50:27,798
son lied to me
821
00:50:42,969 --> 00:50:50,239
did you see the way Kevin kept staring
822
00:50:45,530 --> 00:50:54,160
at her do you think he likes her I mean
823
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:54,159
like like really really really right
824
00:50:54,429 --> 00:51:04,730
well I don't know really really likes
825
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:08,179
her but but I mean don't get me wrong
826
00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:10,699
yeah I think this is not funny okay
827
00:51:08,179 --> 00:51:16,779
Kevin and I went out for four years I
828
00:51:10,699 --> 00:51:16,779
was deeply in love with him you know why
829
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:31,519
it is popular this this is deep hey look
830
00:51:28,579 --> 00:51:33,199
on the bright side only seven hours and
831
00:51:31,519 --> 00:51:34,969
46 minutes to go
832
00:51:33,199 --> 00:51:36,199
and then the Proms gonna let out in a
833
00:51:34,969 --> 00:51:39,699
couple of hours and the streets are
834
00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:39,699
gonna be swarming with people I know
835
00:51:41,070 --> 00:51:46,620
wait a minute here hold on for a second
836
00:51:43,469 --> 00:51:49,219
I know this place outside of town I'm
837
00:51:46,619 --> 00:51:53,299
sure none of your friends would go there
838
00:51:49,219 --> 00:51:56,500
it better be way outside of town where
839
00:51:53,300 --> 00:52:08,710
another planet
840
00:51:56,500 --> 00:52:08,710
[Music]
841
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,459
[Music]
842
00:52:18,949 --> 00:52:24,509
[Applause]
843
00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:26,849
okay everybody it's the Magic Hour time
844
00:52:24,510 --> 00:52:31,160
to announce the king and queen of the
845
00:52:26,849 --> 00:52:31,159
Hoover High senior prom
846
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:41,699
and get one ounce the winners is the
847
00:52:39,809 --> 00:52:50,549
head of the prom committee
848
00:52:41,699 --> 00:52:52,368
your very own Patrice Johnson thank you
849
00:52:50,550 --> 00:52:55,920
thank you so very much
850
00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:58,320
principal Tidwell teachers mom dad
851
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,909
fellow students it is my great privilege
852
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,559
to announce the highest honor that
853
00:52:59,909 --> 00:53:05,129
Hoover High School can bestow upon a
854
00:53:01,559 --> 00:53:07,829
student what is a queen a queen must be
855
00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:10,769
beautiful of course but she must also be
856
00:53:07,829 --> 00:53:14,159
fair wise intelligent popular and have a
857
00:53:10,769 --> 00:53:15,690
scene phys-ed the King to giving such
858
00:53:14,159 --> 00:53:18,210
strict criteria there can only be one
859
00:53:15,690 --> 00:53:30,500
choice for such an honor so your prom
860
00:53:18,210 --> 00:53:30,500
king for this year is Kevin McRae
861
00:53:42,630 --> 00:53:49,869
congratulations Katie I voted for you
862
00:53:46,300 --> 00:54:02,650
and now the moment that you've all been
863
00:53:49,869 --> 00:54:05,338
waiting for your prom queen is Shelly
864
00:54:02,650 --> 00:54:05,338
Sheridan
865
00:54:10,050 --> 00:54:15,480
this is all your fault huh remember when
866
00:54:13,829 --> 00:54:19,199
you went through punk-rock periods your
867
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:20,429
spiked hair reflected on me so Kevin and
868
00:54:19,199 --> 00:54:21,929
Shelly would you like to come up and get
869
00:54:20,429 --> 00:54:29,489
your little aluminum crown things
870
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:30,679
oh wait wait stop Shelly Sharon isn't
871
00:54:29,489 --> 00:54:34,169
here ladies and gentlemen
872
00:54:30,679 --> 00:54:45,989
so as head of your prom committee I move
873
00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:46,590
that we elect a new queen Wow I come up
874
00:54:45,989 --> 00:54:50,669
here a lot
875
00:54:46,590 --> 00:54:52,140
I call it Space Mountain see it's the
876
00:54:50,670 --> 00:54:54,180
best place to look at the Stars because
877
00:54:52,139 --> 00:55:01,369
it's farthest away from all the light
878
00:54:54,179 --> 00:55:06,529
pollution you want to see a galaxy yeah
879
00:55:01,369 --> 00:55:06,529
um right there
880
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:14,460
I can't see that clouds in the way know
881
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:16,559
that cloudy is a galaxy oops it's it's
882
00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:19,079
the Milky Way right now you're looking
883
00:55:16,559 --> 00:55:23,599
at about a hundred thousand million
884
00:55:19,079 --> 00:55:23,599
stars give or take a few
885
00:55:24,349 --> 00:55:32,360
how'd you learn
886
00:55:27,019 --> 00:55:35,000
I don't know um I guess astronomy is a
887
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:38,630
good hobby you know when you have your
888
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:44,090
nights free and and those nights are
889
00:55:38,630 --> 00:55:46,490
usually on Saturday nights my Saturday
890
00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:49,280
nights aren't all that great either what
891
00:55:46,489 --> 00:55:50,750
are you talking about you've always got
892
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:54,080
dates here you're always invited to
893
00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:59,360
parties there's the most popular girl in
894
00:55:54,079 --> 00:56:04,699
our school yeah why do you think being
895
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:09,950
popular is so important to me I have no
896
00:56:04,699 --> 00:56:14,089
idea let's put it this way you're not
897
00:56:09,949 --> 00:56:17,439
the only one who feels alone inside let
898
00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:17,440
me just handle it in different ways
899
00:56:18,369 --> 00:56:27,469
you're standing in front of Venus kit
900
00:56:21,469 --> 00:56:29,839
for him Danny how's it going good night
901
00:56:27,469 --> 00:56:32,480
tonight well it's a little hazy down
902
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:37,640
here but up there it is a miraculous
903
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:39,260
night for planets in conjunction oh no
904
00:56:37,639 --> 00:56:41,960
Fred this is Shelly
905
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:42,380
hi um Fred's the most brilliant man I've
906
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,320
ever met
907
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:47,660
are you a professor at central no I'm a
908
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,480
toll collector on the Turnpike did you
909
00:56:47,659 --> 00:56:56,619
get a look at the Pleiades why are they
910
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:56,619
crooked no no no it's a constellation
911
00:56:56,769 --> 00:57:05,269
what are you doing with this nerd no
912
00:57:00,590 --> 00:57:07,850
friend she's not a nerd you and I we're
913
00:57:05,269 --> 00:57:10,009
nerds I'm sorry but when it comes to
914
00:57:07,849 --> 00:57:13,489
this stuff I'm like really dumb I mean
915
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:17,290
when I look up at the stars all I see
916
00:57:13,489 --> 00:57:19,969
are stars
917
00:57:17,289 --> 00:57:22,039
see that's why the ancient Greeks used
918
00:57:19,969 --> 00:57:24,919
to make up story so they can remember
919
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:26,920
the constellations like the pleadings
920
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,090
that's so cool
921
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:33,050
what's that star over there they're real
922
00:57:29,090 --> 00:57:37,220
bright one um that's not a star that's
923
00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:38,210
um that's Venus yeah you look through
924
00:57:37,219 --> 00:57:41,899
the little end
925
00:57:38,210 --> 00:57:44,059
don't touch the knobs even I know who
926
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:46,730
Venus was the goddess of love right
927
00:57:44,059 --> 00:57:49,719
that's right
928
00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:55,730
it is the most beautiful goddess ever
929
00:57:49,719 --> 00:57:59,659
she dated a lot and and all the other
930
00:57:55,730 --> 00:58:05,389
gods wanted to marry her so did she
931
00:57:59,659 --> 00:58:09,858
choose that's that's funny um she
932
00:58:05,389 --> 00:58:11,618
married Vulcan what's so funny about
933
00:58:09,858 --> 00:58:13,309
that
934
00:58:11,619 --> 00:58:15,260
nothing yes
935
00:58:13,309 --> 00:58:18,650
Vulcan was you know a nice guy and
936
00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:22,060
everything it's just that you know he
937
00:58:18,650 --> 00:58:24,380
was the ugliest God in heavens
938
00:58:22,059 --> 00:58:37,619
sort of like a nerd
939
00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:37,619
[Music]
940
00:58:41,630 --> 00:58:48,660
Thank You principal Tidwell teachers
941
00:58:45,869 --> 00:58:50,608
fellow students it is my great pleasure
942
00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:53,239
to announce Hoover High School senior
943
00:58:50,608 --> 00:58:53,239
prom queen
944
00:59:01,090 --> 00:59:36,619
[Applause]
945
00:59:37,380 --> 01:00:00,490
[Music]
946
00:59:39,550 --> 01:00:02,050
[Applause]
947
01:00:00,489 --> 01:00:02,369
[Music]
948
01:00:02,050 --> 01:00:40,100
[Applause]
949
01:00:02,369 --> 01:00:43,929
[Music]
950
01:00:40,099 --> 01:00:43,929
I'm so proud
951
01:00:47,489 --> 01:01:02,979
[Music]
952
01:00:59,829 --> 01:01:02,980
[Applause]
953
01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:20,700
[Music]
954
01:01:13,969 --> 01:01:22,429
practice I'm all the girls in school but
955
01:01:20,699 --> 01:01:42,518
you ask me
956
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:45,469
[Music]
957
01:01:42,518 --> 01:01:49,968
can I help you yeah what's this Tom
958
01:01:45,469 --> 01:01:51,349
Cruise I like this Kevin Costner hey hey
959
01:01:49,969 --> 01:01:54,199
you were in here before weren't you
960
01:01:51,349 --> 01:01:54,919
you're friends with Angela strong yeah
961
01:01:54,199 --> 01:01:56,900
that's right
962
01:01:54,918 --> 01:02:00,348
hey you think maybe you could fix me up
963
01:01:56,900 --> 01:02:01,969
with him let's see I don't know she's
964
01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:05,059
going out to Kevin McRae you know yeah I
965
01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:08,150
know and I know why what are you talking
966
01:02:05,059 --> 01:02:13,579
about come on you know cuz Angela does
967
01:02:08,150 --> 01:02:15,679
it does what does it my friend Maury
968
01:02:13,579 --> 01:02:17,119
told me that his friend and Wallace told
969
01:02:15,679 --> 01:02:18,889
him that his friend Kevin is only going
970
01:02:17,119 --> 01:02:22,298
out with her tonight because Angela's
971
01:02:18,889 --> 01:02:22,298
got a mattress that around her back
972
01:02:31,820 --> 01:02:34,909
[Music]
973
01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:45,860
[Music]
974
01:02:54,369 --> 01:03:02,150
Yeah right do you always have to wear
975
01:02:57,619 --> 01:03:15,019
your glasses no I just need for reading
976
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:19,900
but I like them thank you look good
977
01:03:15,019 --> 01:03:19,900
without them I can see your eyes
978
01:03:32,579 --> 01:03:42,449
you're a little low for Saturn she was
979
01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:42,449
on Saturn it's my father
980
01:03:52,889 --> 01:03:56,920
[Music]
981
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:06,398
[Applause]
982
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:06,399
[Music]
983
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,159
look about that that was stupid doesn't
984
01:04:13,858 --> 01:04:18,538
matter anymore
985
01:04:16,159 --> 01:04:24,329
but what's become of us we're like two
986
01:04:18,539 --> 01:04:26,220
caged animals yeah you're right
987
01:04:24,329 --> 01:04:30,799
wish there was something we could do
988
01:04:26,219 --> 01:04:30,799
about it there is
989
01:04:31,139 --> 01:04:36,868
Monday morning let's call the lawyer and
990
01:04:34,730 --> 01:04:38,869
tell them we're ready to start divorce
991
01:04:36,869 --> 01:04:41,730
proceedings
992
01:04:38,869 --> 01:04:45,690
[Music]
993
01:04:41,730 --> 01:04:48,139
yeah absolutely I mean you'd be crazy to
994
01:04:45,690 --> 01:04:48,139
go on like this
995
01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:51,740
whoever thought it would turn out like
996
01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:57,599
this
997
01:04:51,739 --> 01:04:59,279
over hi class of 66 couple mostly yeah
998
01:04:57,599 --> 01:05:04,140
and we did we did just like everybody
999
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:06,798
said we should and now it's time for
1000
01:05:04,139 --> 01:05:06,798
little
1001
01:05:09,829 --> 01:05:15,110
[Music]
1002
01:05:22,409 --> 01:05:26,710
they're playing our song that's how it
1003
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:32,170
all got started
1004
01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:35,289
I guess it's appropriate it should end
1005
01:05:32,170 --> 01:05:37,300
on the same note in that case I think we
1006
01:05:35,289 --> 01:05:46,219
should have one last dance
1007
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:46,219
[Music]
1008
01:05:49,070 --> 01:06:03,709
[Music]
1009
01:06:05,719 --> 01:06:14,119
[Music]
1010
01:06:12,219 --> 01:06:47,480
we
1011
01:06:14,119 --> 01:06:47,980
[Music]
1012
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:54,010
[Applause]
1013
01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:54,010
[Music]
1014
01:06:54,980 --> 01:07:08,429
me
1015
01:06:57,219 --> 01:07:08,428
[Music]
1016
01:07:12,289 --> 01:07:19,469
[Music]
1017
01:07:27,349 --> 01:07:33,708
[Music]
1018
01:07:34,099 --> 01:07:38,478
[Applause]
1019
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,479
[Music]
1020
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:44,339
[Music]
1021
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:51,159
[Applause]
1022
01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:51,160
[Music]
1023
01:07:52,809 --> 01:08:00,400
where are you come on I know you're up
1024
01:07:56,150 --> 01:08:08,450
here that not gotta see a psychiatrist
1025
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:20,029
me hey could you give me a lift home
1026
01:08:08,449 --> 01:08:22,279
well sure this is a miraculous night to
1027
01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:25,460
see you please so we're in the middle of
1028
01:08:22,279 --> 01:08:28,250
a date date no no this is not a date
1029
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:30,760
this is a session with cocktails it's
1030
01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:33,560
not a session no look I'm just sharing
1031
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:35,720
why do you think you're so angry with
1032
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,230
your son I told you because he lied to
1033
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,960
me
1034
01:08:36,229 --> 01:08:41,929
and why do you think he lied well he
1035
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:44,510
couldn't get a date no why should that
1036
01:08:41,930 --> 01:08:49,329
be so important to you because I want
1037
01:08:44,510 --> 01:08:52,280
him to be to be what exactly like you
1038
01:08:49,329 --> 01:08:59,479
well rest assured you and your son do
1039
01:08:52,279 --> 01:09:02,349
have something in common now neither one
1040
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,349
of you has a date
1041
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:21,719
[Applause]
1042
01:09:25,390 --> 01:09:30,289
for me yeah well I got him off the
1043
01:09:28,969 --> 01:09:32,029
centerpiece but people were taken huh
1044
01:09:30,289 --> 01:09:42,219
you could take him home okay thank you
1045
01:09:32,029 --> 01:09:46,330
very nice so what what do you want to do
1046
01:09:42,219 --> 01:09:48,469
and we had this whole night to kill I
1047
01:09:46,329 --> 01:09:50,930
don't know I mean I wouldn't even know
1048
01:09:48,469 --> 01:09:52,670
where to go it's been so long since
1049
01:09:50,930 --> 01:09:59,000
we've had a night on the town it's been
1050
01:09:52,670 --> 01:10:02,109
worked two years maybe we could go where
1051
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,109
we went after our prom
1052
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:12,140
[Applause]
1053
01:10:09,609 --> 01:10:14,750
it looks like she's about to leave
1054
01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:18,800
let's go so she doesn't see us yeah I'm
1055
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:24,439
out of shrimp toast anyways go home
1056
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:25,909
mother you know I was just thinking
1057
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:28,339
about how sexy you looked on our prom
1058
01:10:25,909 --> 01:10:30,710
night remember what I said when I first
1059
01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:35,390
saw you on that dress yeah
1060
01:10:30,710 --> 01:10:40,670
where's the zipper that very dress that
1061
01:10:35,390 --> 01:10:41,260
angela is wearing right now just look so
1062
01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:58,310
happy
1063
01:10:41,260 --> 01:11:02,289
well there you're not leaving oh don't
1064
01:10:58,310 --> 01:11:02,289
be silly you quitted the prom come on
1065
01:11:02,529 --> 01:11:13,909
but you wanna hold Angela scream so I
1066
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:15,350
you don't you think that I Kevin yeah I
1067
01:11:13,909 --> 01:11:17,448
won Wilton of course I haven't done
1068
01:11:15,350 --> 01:11:21,710
anything yet what are you waiting for me
1069
01:11:17,448 --> 01:11:24,439
man nothing it's just that as it was a
1070
01:11:21,710 --> 01:11:25,630
lot different than I expected I think
1071
01:11:24,439 --> 01:11:30,769
maybe you guys are wrong about her
1072
01:11:25,630 --> 01:11:33,109
chickening out stud oh just waiting for
1073
01:11:30,770 --> 01:11:36,110
the right time to make my move oh right
1074
01:11:33,109 --> 01:11:38,210
like a Patrice's party yeah right at the
1075
01:11:36,109 --> 01:11:40,869
part all right I knew our stove would
1076
01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:40,869
not let us down
1077
01:11:44,619 --> 01:11:49,489
fine
1078
01:11:47,329 --> 01:11:51,619
I can't believe you're here tonight has
1079
01:11:49,489 --> 01:11:53,689
been the most amazing night I went to
1080
01:11:51,619 --> 01:11:55,789
the video store went to San Martin I was
1081
01:11:53,689 --> 01:11:58,699
named wrong queen it was this real jerk
1082
01:11:55,789 --> 01:12:01,729
like a dream and he told me the real
1083
01:11:58,699 --> 01:12:04,069
reason yes to me Maura it was incredible
1084
01:12:01,729 --> 01:12:07,989
heaven isn't crying only asked you to
1085
01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:10,460
prom because you heard the cheesy what
1086
01:12:07,989 --> 01:12:13,550
Kevin only asked you out tonight because
1087
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:15,409
he heard that you were easy no I don't
1088
01:12:13,550 --> 01:12:17,300
believe it I don't believe it
1089
01:12:15,409 --> 01:12:19,130
Kevin told Wallace who told more until
1090
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:21,470
this jerk behind the counter who told me
1091
01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:24,560
well that doesn't mean it's true Kevin
1092
01:12:21,470 --> 01:12:26,329
really likes me Angela you have never
1093
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:27,740
been asked out in your entire life and
1094
01:12:26,329 --> 01:12:29,630
then on the night of the prom the
1095
01:12:27,739 --> 01:12:31,929
coolest kid in school comes up and asked
1096
01:12:29,630 --> 01:12:33,980
you out you've never come in your life
1097
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,280
I'll just get your stuff and let's get
1098
01:12:33,979 --> 01:12:37,099
at it
1099
01:12:34,279 --> 01:12:38,509
I'm not going anywhere with you look I'm
1100
01:12:37,100 --> 01:12:40,460
having too good of a time I'm staying
1101
01:12:38,510 --> 01:12:41,840
with Kevin yeah no you have to listen
1102
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:45,140
I'm your friend
1103
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:46,760
no all I know is that this is the best
1104
01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:50,470
night of my entire life
1105
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:50,470
and I am NOT gonna let you ruin it
1106
01:13:02,329 --> 01:13:10,109
[Music]
1107
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:25,619
I can't keep driving around all night um
1108
01:13:23,359 --> 01:13:31,109
we can just hang out here till morning
1109
01:13:25,619 --> 01:13:38,970
hey how much longer do we have yeah a
1110
01:13:31,109 --> 01:13:42,329
couple hours okay so Shelley what are
1111
01:13:38,970 --> 01:13:45,990
you gonna do with your life I don't know
1112
01:13:42,329 --> 01:13:53,000
I never really thought about it I mean I
1113
01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:56,420
do think about it a lot looks like
1114
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:59,420
neither of us know what we're gonna do
1115
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:59,420
yeah
1116
01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:05,530
I'm scared down
1117
01:14:16,229 --> 01:14:22,989
my god do you have any idea where we are
1118
01:14:20,699 --> 01:14:27,760
this is where everyone goes to make out
1119
01:14:22,989 --> 01:14:32,069
we're parked at mountainous so this is
1120
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:32,070
it I have looked for this place
1121
01:14:36,409 --> 01:14:39,568
[Music]
1122
01:14:41,719 --> 01:14:48,500
this is a nightmare that's Joe sure is
1123
01:14:44,979 --> 01:14:51,659
[Music]
1124
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:53,069
any plumber any second up and I look
1125
01:14:51,659 --> 01:14:53,989
over here and they're gonna see me will
1126
01:14:53,069 --> 01:15:03,458
you please do something
1127
01:14:53,989 --> 01:15:03,458
[Music]
1128
01:15:06,079 --> 01:15:12,179
nice prom are you trying to be funny
1129
01:15:09,770 --> 01:15:12,960
do you have any idea what happened
1130
01:15:12,179 --> 01:15:16,679
tonight Roger
1131
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:17,760
we lost we're losers you know I was
1132
01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:20,100
planning on getting into the best
1133
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:22,710
sorority at Central but now be lucky for
1134
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:24,510
rush by an audiovisual Club excuse me
1135
01:15:22,710 --> 01:15:28,079
you kids realize it's time and a half
1136
01:15:24,510 --> 01:15:28,650
after midnight don't ya huh time and a
1137
01:15:28,079 --> 01:15:30,119
half
1138
01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:31,859
it means you pay him a little extra
1139
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:33,300
Roger along with the appropriate tip
1140
01:15:31,859 --> 01:15:36,269
what's the big deal
1141
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:43,909
uh well you know I I bought you that
1142
01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:43,909
ring yes so I only have 32 cents left I
1143
01:15:49,399 --> 01:15:54,929
cannot believe that you've done this to
1144
01:15:51,539 --> 01:15:55,800
me this is all your fault wonderful yes
1145
01:15:54,929 --> 01:15:57,389
you're the one who didn't bring enough
1146
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:59,590
money yeah but here you don't want to
1147
01:15:57,389 --> 01:16:02,668
call it sweet
1148
01:15:59,590 --> 01:16:02,668
[Music]
1149
01:16:09,319 --> 01:16:12,688
[Applause]
1150
01:16:12,979 --> 01:16:24,309
[Music]
1151
01:16:25,739 --> 01:16:30,389
what help Patrice
1152
01:16:27,489 --> 01:16:33,309
[Music]
1153
01:16:30,389 --> 01:16:34,989
you know we don't have to go to the
1154
01:16:33,310 --> 01:16:37,510
party we can just go down to Hudson
1155
01:16:34,988 --> 01:16:39,339
offices you know maybe that would be
1156
01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:43,590
better anyway
1157
01:16:39,340 --> 01:16:43,590
[Music]
1158
01:16:44,930 --> 01:16:52,070
meaty cannon sure yeah
1159
01:16:49,050 --> 01:16:52,070
just hold on
1160
01:16:54,569 --> 01:16:58,299
bad news guys Angela wants to go to
1161
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,489
HUD's
1162
01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:01,900
and since no way to get the house anyway
1163
01:17:00,488 --> 01:17:04,689
it looks like we're gonna have to go out
1164
01:17:01,899 --> 01:17:08,639
a few more times before we you know it's
1165
01:17:04,689 --> 01:17:08,639
too bad it's no problem
1166
01:17:09,199 --> 01:17:12,340
[Music]
1167
01:17:14,529 --> 01:17:22,599
[Music]
1168
01:17:16,408 --> 01:17:25,779
thank you remember walking through the
1169
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:30,100
park after our prom yeah I remember
1170
01:17:25,779 --> 01:17:31,210
talking for hours about the future you
1171
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:33,579
were gonna hitch a ride to Los Angeles
1172
01:17:31,210 --> 01:17:35,980
and see if the Mamas and Papas needed a
1173
01:17:33,579 --> 01:17:38,229
bass player yeah join the Peace Corps
1174
01:17:35,979 --> 01:17:45,698
and go to Zimbabwe and stage a violent
1175
01:17:38,229 --> 01:17:49,809
overthrow of the government yeah hey hey
1176
01:17:45,698 --> 01:17:50,738
hey look at this planet it's here it's
1177
01:17:49,810 --> 01:17:55,630
here Betsy
1178
01:17:50,738 --> 01:17:56,789
Larry loves Nancy 66 yeah you remember
1179
01:17:55,630 --> 01:18:01,239
what happened next
1180
01:17:56,789 --> 01:18:03,069
right after I carved this he proposed to
1181
01:18:01,238 --> 01:18:04,149
me yeah
1182
01:18:03,069 --> 01:18:05,500
and then the next thing I know I'm out
1183
01:18:04,149 --> 01:18:08,619
looking for a job with renting an
1184
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:15,899
apartment I'm buying a house then
1185
01:18:08,619 --> 01:18:15,899
Patrice came we were too young
1186
01:18:17,609 --> 01:18:23,799
[Music]
1187
01:18:20,118 --> 01:18:23,799
if you had it to do over again
1188
01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:27,829
would you still marry me
1189
01:18:32,949 --> 01:18:36,500
[Music]
1190
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:42,489
[Music]
1191
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:49,299
there's no one home it is so
1192
01:18:46,719 --> 01:18:50,890
unbelievable everybody's standing around
1193
01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:53,250
outside waiting for me to show up to the
1194
01:18:50,890 --> 01:18:53,250
party can start
1195
01:18:57,369 --> 01:19:00,470
[Music]
1196
01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:07,180
[Music]
1197
01:19:19,469 --> 01:19:27,368
yeah we just go on and pull my shirt
1198
01:19:23,738 --> 01:19:31,948
this party a shadow and who is that
1199
01:19:27,368 --> 01:19:31,948
Chevron hmm Caligula
1200
01:19:32,279 --> 01:19:35,478
[Music]
1201
01:19:38,409 --> 01:19:43,039
[Music]
1202
01:19:45,779 --> 01:19:52,109
have a good time tonight that's not in
1203
01:19:48,970 --> 01:19:52,110
my life Kevin I
1204
01:19:52,380 --> 01:19:58,710
just don't want anything to grow me you
1205
01:19:56,319 --> 01:19:58,710
wanna me
1206
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:14,180
let's get away from these jokes huh
1207
01:20:03,510 --> 01:20:17,180
where now we could go upstairs just to
1208
01:20:14,180 --> 01:20:17,180
know
1209
01:20:17,619 --> 01:20:20,309
okay
1210
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:34,389
[Music]
1211
01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:56,010
you know Kevin before tonight I felt
1212
01:20:50,849 --> 01:20:58,679
kind of I don't know out of it like I
1213
01:20:56,010 --> 01:21:01,559
didn't fit in anywhere I mean I didn't
1214
01:20:58,679 --> 01:21:06,958
have too many friends at school one
1215
01:21:01,559 --> 01:21:11,099
really my parents are so really hard to
1216
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:14,878
talk to and now it's like one night my
1217
01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:21,168
whole life is changing I feel like
1218
01:21:14,878 --> 01:21:21,168
somebody and it's all because of you I
1219
01:21:21,529 --> 01:21:24,889
really like you
1220
01:21:28,899 --> 01:21:36,909
[Music]
1221
01:21:38,779 --> 01:21:48,059
no Kevin don't stop this is the reason
1222
01:21:44,909 --> 01:21:50,639
you asked me to the prom no how could
1223
01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:53,220
you say that I didn't say that you said
1224
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:55,260
that to Wallace who told Murray who told
1225
01:21:53,220 --> 01:21:58,409
some kid in the video store who told
1226
01:21:55,260 --> 01:22:00,270
Margaret who told me okay wait no maybe
1227
01:21:58,409 --> 01:22:02,460
that was the reason that I asked you at
1228
01:22:00,270 --> 01:22:04,590
first but now that I've gotten to know
1229
01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:07,829
you I really do like you I mean it
1230
01:22:04,590 --> 01:22:12,289
Angela got it backwards Kevin you should
1231
01:22:07,829 --> 01:22:14,550
have liked me first okay you're right
1232
01:22:12,289 --> 01:22:26,519
but I mean we could still go out
1233
01:22:14,550 --> 01:22:29,250
together can't we no it's too late can't
1234
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:31,050
believe totally got it don't learn 20
1235
01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:32,488
cents left we're miles away from my
1236
01:22:31,050 --> 01:22:37,739
house we're gonna end up into a news
1237
01:22:32,488 --> 01:22:39,539
report on the homeless Roger
1238
01:22:37,738 --> 01:22:42,779
all our friends are at my house we're
1239
01:22:39,539 --> 01:22:44,039
your parents I don't know they promised
1240
01:22:42,779 --> 01:22:44,988
they'd go out someplace they won't be
1241
01:22:44,039 --> 01:22:50,460
back till morning
1242
01:22:44,988 --> 01:22:53,159
all right okay we can call my dad how'd
1243
01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:55,529
your understand this okay I will not
1244
01:22:53,159 --> 01:22:57,119
arrive at my a pre-prom party in an
1245
01:22:55,529 --> 01:22:59,659
exterminators van with the rubber Roach
1246
01:22:57,119 --> 01:22:59,659
on the top
1247
01:23:00,819 --> 01:23:04,389
hey you kids gonna vote for hi yes yes
1248
01:23:03,698 --> 01:23:06,518
we do
1249
01:23:04,389 --> 01:23:08,048
well I'm glad to see ya we're not as
1250
01:23:06,519 --> 01:23:09,429
glad as we had a figure oh the senior
1251
01:23:08,048 --> 01:23:10,868
class yes that's right
1252
01:23:09,429 --> 01:23:13,958
have you seen Dan left court I've been
1253
01:23:10,868 --> 01:23:15,279
looking all over for that geek why we
1254
01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:16,448
have seen him I mean he didn't go to the
1255
01:23:15,279 --> 01:23:18,128
prom you couldn't even get a date oh
1256
01:23:16,448 --> 01:23:20,168
well we did see him by croissant
1257
01:23:18,128 --> 01:23:24,448
that's why he's a geek I mean who is he
1258
01:23:20,168 --> 01:23:26,329
trying to fool his father
1259
01:23:24,448 --> 01:23:38,389
this is all his father's fault
1260
01:23:26,329 --> 01:23:38,390
[Music]
1261
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:54,090
I believe we're the only ones left now
1262
01:23:48,060 --> 01:23:54,090
we could go home but we don't have to
1263
01:23:55,170 --> 01:24:00,969
I'll give you ten bucks for the watch
1264
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:04,300
and six for the compact you can keep
1265
01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:06,369
your yo-yo we're gonna need more than
1266
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:11,039
$16 to get a cab home from here
1267
01:24:06,369 --> 01:24:13,659
I can't believe it's come to this Roger
1268
01:24:11,039 --> 01:24:15,460
but you know I've learned something I've
1269
01:24:13,659 --> 01:24:16,719
learned that gold and diamonds and
1270
01:24:15,460 --> 01:24:22,350
jewels aren't the most important thing
1271
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:22,350
in the world money is here take it
1272
01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:28,989
I'm sorry Roger I know how you must feel
1273
01:24:27,038 --> 01:24:30,849
I know that rings symbolized the
1274
01:24:28,988 --> 01:24:31,418
strength of your commitment to me two
1275
01:24:30,849 --> 01:24:37,168
bucks
1276
01:24:31,418 --> 01:24:37,168
what imitation zirconium
1277
01:24:58,829 --> 01:25:13,840
it's it's morning yeah we should
1278
01:25:06,010 --> 01:25:16,780
probably go home now yeah you know it
1279
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:22,350
it's funny how things seem different in
1280
01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:22,349
the morning yeah
1281
01:25:33,819 --> 01:25:41,449
doing here Margaret you are so right
1282
01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:42,189
about Kevin oh my god are you are you
1283
01:25:41,449 --> 01:25:48,559
okay
1284
01:25:42,189 --> 01:25:52,250
never been better God was it like it was
1285
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:55,910
terrific I dumped him oh my god you
1286
01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:57,470
dumped kevin McRae well sure I mean
1287
01:25:55,909 --> 01:26:00,349
after all we made a pact to spend prom
1288
01:25:57,470 --> 01:26:01,369
night together remember true but one of
1289
01:26:00,350 --> 01:26:03,860
us forgot
1290
01:26:01,369 --> 01:26:05,479
oh sure you dumped your new friends and
1291
01:26:03,859 --> 01:26:07,339
Kevin McRae and now you want to come
1292
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:13,969
back to good ol Margaret well Margaret
1293
01:26:07,340 --> 01:26:21,489
isn't here I was wrong
1294
01:26:13,970 --> 01:26:24,079
true and you were right true it's just
1295
01:26:21,489 --> 01:26:28,969
it's just that nobody has ever treated
1296
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:35,000
me like that before and I forgot who my
1297
01:26:28,970 --> 01:26:40,060
best friend really was or it is Margaret
1298
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:40,060
all I want to say is that I'm sorry
1299
01:26:47,600 --> 01:27:00,390
[Music]
1300
01:26:57,789 --> 01:27:07,229
oh this is
1301
01:27:00,390 --> 01:27:09,210
the perfect end you're perfectly could
1302
01:27:07,229 --> 01:27:11,539
it be worse why don't you tell me Roger
1303
01:27:09,210 --> 01:27:14,010
how could it possibly be worse than this
1304
01:27:11,539 --> 01:27:21,359
you know we have a noise ordinance in
1305
01:27:14,010 --> 01:27:22,829
this city responsible party and you
1306
01:27:21,359 --> 01:27:25,279
can't climb up there you got orthopaedic
1307
01:27:22,829 --> 01:27:25,279
shoes up
1308
01:27:25,470 --> 01:27:28,380
I don't think prayer would help I don't
1309
01:27:27,210 --> 01:27:39,840
want to pray I want to step on your back
1310
01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:42,590
I need a boost what the hell do you
1311
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,590
think you're doing
1312
01:28:07,210 --> 01:28:10,599
that's my house
1313
01:28:11,170 --> 01:28:17,179
you better get out here why well you
1314
01:28:16,069 --> 01:28:27,948
don't want anyone to see you get out of
1315
01:28:17,179 --> 01:28:30,190
my car oh right I'm still hungry I'm the
1316
01:28:27,948 --> 01:28:33,109
only place open at this time is hurt and
1317
01:28:30,189 --> 01:28:34,219
you don't want to go there you know
1318
01:28:33,109 --> 01:28:40,089
that's where everybody goes out to the
1319
01:28:34,219 --> 01:28:40,090
prom you know for breakfast right yeah
1320
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:46,570
goodbye then
1321
01:28:47,399 --> 01:28:51,289
go back
1322
01:28:49,300 --> 01:28:55,550
doo-doo-doo-doo
1323
01:28:51,289 --> 01:28:57,529
[Music]
1324
01:28:55,550 --> 01:28:59,360
thank God they releases before they
1325
01:28:57,529 --> 01:29:01,460
maybe do jumpsuits
1326
01:28:59,359 --> 01:29:04,130
we have criminal records now lodging for
1327
01:29:01,460 --> 01:29:05,480
ex-cons our futures our lives are very
1328
01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,949
careers are ruined
1329
01:29:05,479 --> 01:29:08,719
you can kiss any dreams of getting into
1330
01:29:06,949 --> 01:29:10,569
a decent Country Club goodbye people
1331
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:14,000
wanted to be in a country club anyway I
1332
01:29:10,569 --> 01:29:16,429
do hear that so what you never listen to
1333
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:17,569
me anyway I'm not listening to this like
1334
01:29:16,430 --> 01:29:19,730
when I told you I didn't want to become
1335
01:29:17,569 --> 01:29:27,769
a CPA I don't even want to go to college
1336
01:29:19,729 --> 01:29:29,329
I want to be a fireman they brainwashed
1337
01:29:27,770 --> 01:29:30,590
you in jail didn't they Roger and one
1338
01:29:29,329 --> 01:29:34,390
more thing Patrice I don't want to be
1339
01:29:30,590 --> 01:29:34,390
pre engaged or engaged or married
1340
01:29:37,529 --> 01:29:43,429
[Music]
1341
01:29:44,109 --> 01:29:48,289
happen to you this has been the worst
1342
01:29:46,729 --> 01:29:51,229
night of my entire life
1343
01:29:48,289 --> 01:29:52,310
Roger night just broke up Oh sweetie
1344
01:29:51,229 --> 01:29:54,529
that's too bad
1345
01:29:52,310 --> 01:29:57,260
but you know what it's probably for the
1346
01:29:54,529 --> 01:30:00,019
best what do you mean your mom's right
1347
01:29:57,260 --> 01:30:02,510
honey you and Roger were pushing it a
1348
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:05,659
little you don't want to make the same
1349
01:30:02,510 --> 01:30:08,960
mistake we did say that your marriage
1350
01:30:05,658 --> 01:30:11,839
wasn't a mistake yes it was at least
1351
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:15,880
getting married so young once he needs
1352
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:18,440
taken us 20 years to correct him
1353
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:22,130
[Music]
1354
01:30:18,439 --> 01:30:23,689
oh my Italy oh no there's an art school
1355
01:30:22,130 --> 01:30:26,750
there that I've always wanted to go to
1356
01:30:23,689 --> 01:30:29,569
Italy Angelo that's a big step
1357
01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:32,479
what's happened to you tonight that's
1358
01:30:29,569 --> 01:30:36,049
sure all I know is that I started out as
1359
01:30:32,479 --> 01:30:39,699
Dom strong and wound up prom queen if I
1360
01:30:36,050 --> 01:30:39,699
can do that I can do anything
1361
01:30:41,128 --> 01:30:46,029
right stud man you must have been really
1362
01:30:43,649 --> 01:30:49,130
good she is still smiling
1363
01:30:46,029 --> 01:30:49,130
[Music]
1364
01:30:50,720 --> 01:31:07,740
do anything populous things together
1365
01:31:00,329 --> 01:31:08,640
we're going straight home together but I
1366
01:31:07,739 --> 01:31:12,809
didn't do anything wrong
1367
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:13,530
nothing bad happened last night Oh what
1368
01:31:12,810 --> 01:31:15,600
do you call running out on the
1369
01:31:13,529 --> 01:31:17,090
restaurant chick hmm what are you come
1370
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:19,380
sneaking into a private party
1371
01:31:17,090 --> 01:31:22,500
destroying hotel property breaking a
1372
01:31:19,380 --> 01:31:25,289
window being arrested for voyeurism in
1373
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:25,920
right but I didn't do any of those
1374
01:31:25,289 --> 01:31:29,519
things
1375
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:37,529
no but I did hey any of you kids seen
1376
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:41,720
Dan left court I know you Hoover High
1377
01:31:37,529 --> 01:31:47,789
classes 69 year stroll wild man strong
1378
01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:48,300
wild man buster nickname doesn't mean
1379
01:31:47,789 --> 01:31:51,000
anything
1380
01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:54,989
children are cruel remember the time you
1381
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:57,029
streaked the girls gym class they let
1382
01:31:54,989 --> 01:32:00,510
you back in school after that huh yeah
1383
01:31:57,029 --> 01:32:05,369
you ran naked in front of girls well it
1384
01:32:00,510 --> 01:32:07,170
was before I Met Your Mother and that
1385
01:32:05,369 --> 01:32:09,090
day oldest kid though that everybody was
1386
01:32:07,170 --> 01:32:21,050
talking it was in like a girl you got
1387
01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:24,909
pregnant her name was red huh
1388
01:32:21,050 --> 01:32:24,909
well it's great seeing you again well
1389
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:31,490
it's nothing like you got me married
1390
01:32:27,409 --> 01:32:34,099
because you had to you see the reason we
1391
01:32:31,489 --> 01:32:35,119
carry on this way is because well we
1392
01:32:34,100 --> 01:32:37,520
need to see you get the trouble the way
1393
01:32:35,119 --> 01:32:40,039
we did but he raised me and be a good
1394
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:43,460
person so why can't you have a little
1395
01:32:40,039 --> 01:32:48,609
bit of faith for me Angela you're right
1396
01:32:43,460 --> 01:32:48,609
I guess I'll just have to try I promise
1397
01:32:48,869 --> 01:32:54,599
Thank You Johnny Pitt I promise write
1398
01:32:51,300 --> 01:32:56,820
you every week from Europe did you say
1399
01:32:54,600 --> 01:33:01,170
Europe well that's her I'm going after
1400
01:32:56,819 --> 01:33:02,189
school to study are I see yes
1401
01:33:01,170 --> 01:33:04,199
it's not enough you went out with that
1402
01:33:02,189 --> 01:33:05,869
punk tonight you got to go to a whole
1403
01:33:04,199 --> 01:33:08,750
continent full of them
1404
01:33:05,869 --> 01:33:14,010
it's just going
1405
01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:28,409
[Music]
1406
01:33:14,010 --> 01:33:32,369
I remember you you're the baby doctor we
1407
01:33:28,409 --> 01:33:33,960
need doctor left course you're ever the
1408
01:33:32,369 --> 01:33:35,430
time you cater the prawn with your ass
1409
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:41,850
tried to pretend you were dating a
1410
01:33:35,430 --> 01:33:44,490
cocktail waitress maybe I might have
1411
01:33:41,850 --> 01:33:48,079
been a little bit weenie-ish but people
1412
01:33:44,489 --> 01:33:48,079
can change the seaweed
1413
01:33:49,529 --> 01:33:55,500
[Music]
1414
01:33:57,069 --> 01:34:02,049
my god Shelly what are you doing with
1415
01:33:59,630 --> 01:34:02,050
that dweeb
1416
01:34:02,460 --> 01:34:08,300
[Music]
1417
01:34:05,449 --> 01:34:10,779
going steady
1418
01:34:08,300 --> 01:34:18,739
[Applause]
1419
01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:18,739
[Music]
1420
01:34:21,739 --> 01:34:25,079
[Music]
1421
01:34:23,779 --> 01:34:53,228
[Applause]
1422
01:34:25,079 --> 01:34:53,229
[Music]
1423
01:35:09,029 --> 01:35:18,329
[Music]
1424
01:35:32,220 --> 01:35:43,999
[Music]
1425
01:35:40,850 --> 01:35:43,999
[Applause]
1426
01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:56,929
[Music]
1427
01:35:56,069 --> 01:36:04,920
we'll be going
1428
01:35:56,930 --> 01:36:04,920
[Music]
1429
01:36:05,439 --> 01:36:09,030
got the keys to do
1430
01:36:10,199 --> 01:36:22,738
[Music]
1431
01:36:25,319 --> 01:36:50,920
[Music]
1432
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:54,079
until the
1433
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:55,899
[Music]
1434
01:36:54,079 --> 01:37:10,760
[Applause]
1435
01:36:55,899 --> 01:37:10,759
[Music]
1436
01:37:13,159 --> 01:37:19,939
[Music]
1437
01:37:23,149 --> 01:37:41,228
[Music]
1438
01:37:43,479 --> 01:37:50,750
I'd like a corsage tonight for my dingy
1439
01:37:47,059 --> 01:37:52,550
to the problem it's a girl oh it's okay
1440
01:37:50,750 --> 01:37:57,800
everybody's nervous on their prom night
1441
01:37:52,550 --> 01:38:04,900
even us girls oh it's early yes I am a
1442
01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:09,619
little bit nervous oh yeah she's uh
1443
01:38:04,899 --> 01:38:13,788
she's really cute no cute kids Ronny
1444
01:38:09,618 --> 01:38:14,868
she's a she's pretty cute oh that's so
1445
01:38:13,788 --> 01:38:17,719
sweet
1446
01:38:14,868 --> 01:38:19,609
Oh what color gown is your young lady
1447
01:38:17,719 --> 01:38:21,889
wearing excuse me
1448
01:38:19,609 --> 01:38:23,139
well we don't want to Kassar that class
1449
01:38:21,889 --> 01:38:27,380
she's now do we
1450
01:38:23,139 --> 01:38:32,239
no we don't that's for sure
1451
01:38:27,380 --> 01:38:35,179
she's wearing a pink pinkish actually
1452
01:38:32,238 --> 01:38:37,488
it's it's kind of a green with it with a
1453
01:38:35,179 --> 01:38:41,750
little lavender you have any black
1454
01:38:37,488 --> 01:38:44,479
flowers you know you boys never have an
1455
01:38:41,750 --> 01:38:47,118
eye for clothes you know I remember when
1456
01:38:44,479 --> 01:38:48,529
mr. krelman you know what I'll just save
1457
01:38:47,118 --> 01:38:48,920
it I'll just take this this is no
1458
01:38:48,529 --> 01:38:55,210
problem
1459
01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:55,210
that's a cactus and a corsage
1460
01:39:11,619 --> 01:39:15,789
hi there sorry we can't talk long I've
1461
01:39:14,439 --> 01:39:18,069
got tons of shopping to do before the
1462
01:39:15,789 --> 01:39:20,949
prom isn't it so exciting I can't wait
1463
01:39:18,069 --> 01:39:22,449
until tonight I wonder who'll be named
1464
01:39:20,949 --> 01:39:25,539
king and queen oh god I would just die
1465
01:39:22,449 --> 01:39:29,409
if it was me and Roger - of course well
1466
01:39:25,539 --> 01:39:33,460
in that case uh good luck and Roger - of
1467
01:39:29,409 --> 01:39:35,859
course why thanks great see you again
1468
01:39:33,460 --> 01:39:37,810
what's he buying corsage for I mean
1469
01:39:35,859 --> 01:39:38,920
could go to the prom with him do you see
1470
01:39:37,810 --> 01:39:49,360
the polo shirt it didn't even have a
1471
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:51,069
polo guy on it please Thomas because oh
1472
01:39:49,359 --> 01:39:52,179
I decide to wear the puce taffeta sheath
1473
01:39:51,069 --> 01:39:54,009
which is why you've got the pearl gray
1474
01:39:52,180 --> 01:39:56,470
Riviera tuxedo with the dusty rose tie
1475
01:39:54,010 --> 01:39:59,199
and cummerbund oh oh and you need to get
1476
01:39:56,470 --> 01:40:01,810
me a corsage so couldn't you do that
1477
01:39:59,199 --> 01:40:03,909
because honestly Roger it is tradition
1478
01:40:01,810 --> 01:40:05,530
that the guy gets the corsage now you're
1479
01:40:03,909 --> 01:40:07,090
supposed to surprise me for the white
1480
01:40:05,529 --> 01:40:09,429
rose button silver ribbon whistle here I
1481
01:40:07,090 --> 01:40:11,440
wrote it down for you okay now remember
1482
01:40:09,430 --> 01:40:12,130
Roger this is the most important night
1483
01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:14,019
of my life
1484
01:40:12,130 --> 01:40:29,619
I don't Matt what one single thing to go
1485
01:40:14,020 --> 01:40:32,560
wrong oh look you charm Ron gave you
1486
01:40:29,619 --> 01:40:34,449
what is it a football cleat yes it is
1487
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:36,970
did you see the diamond pre-engagement
1488
01:40:34,449 --> 01:40:39,010
ring I had Roger get for me cost him a
1489
01:40:36,970 --> 01:40:40,949
fortune but after all you only get
1490
01:40:39,010 --> 01:40:44,050
pre-engaged once right
1491
01:40:40,949 --> 01:40:45,909
Shelley Shelley you didn't RSVP to my
1492
01:40:44,050 --> 01:40:48,010
after a prom party you and Kevin are
1493
01:40:45,909 --> 01:40:49,510
gonna be there aren't you well actually
1494
01:40:48,010 --> 01:40:51,550
Patrice I'm not sure if I'm going with
1495
01:40:49,510 --> 01:40:53,770
Kevin tonight oh my god you mean Kevin
1496
01:40:51,550 --> 01:40:55,930
didn't ask you to the prom ask me well
1497
01:40:53,770 --> 01:40:57,490
sure of course he asked me it's just
1498
01:40:55,930 --> 01:40:58,960
that this college guy invited me to go
1499
01:40:57,489 --> 01:41:00,429
to this frat party with him and I'm not
1500
01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:02,980
sure I'm gonna make it to the problem
1501
01:41:00,429 --> 01:41:04,060
oh my god is seeing a college guy well
1502
01:41:02,979 --> 01:41:08,459
don't you think you should tell Kevin
1503
01:41:04,060 --> 01:41:09,730
he's standing right over there oh okay
1504
01:41:08,460 --> 01:41:11,050
yeah
1505
01:41:09,729 --> 01:41:14,698
yeah you're right I guess I better go
1506
01:41:11,050 --> 01:41:19,300
tell him my god he is such a stone Fox
1507
01:41:14,698 --> 01:41:24,178
hmm you know you have to be 18 to buy
1508
01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:25,449
these you know you have to be married
1509
01:41:24,179 --> 01:41:27,279
fine
1510
01:41:25,448 --> 01:41:33,129
then the missus would like some of the
1511
01:41:27,279 --> 01:41:36,369
colored ones hi Kevin Shirley look I
1512
01:41:33,130 --> 01:41:39,069
know you're upset about the last time we
1513
01:41:36,369 --> 01:41:42,189
you know but I told you I'm just not
1514
01:41:39,069 --> 01:41:44,170
ready yet and I'm sorry that you rented
1515
01:41:42,189 --> 01:41:46,029
the van Joseph's been going out for four
1516
01:41:44,170 --> 01:41:48,069
years for four years you've been getting
1517
01:41:46,029 --> 01:41:49,840
ready and I've been getting warning well
1518
01:41:48,069 --> 01:41:52,090
if that's all you want then why don't
1519
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:57,190
you just ask Ramona Gielgud to the prom
1520
01:41:52,090 --> 01:41:58,300
how do you know I haven't what I don't
1521
01:41:57,189 --> 01:42:02,259
have to tell you anything what are you
1522
01:41:58,300 --> 01:42:03,150
my wife no but I thought I was your
1523
01:42:02,260 --> 01:42:06,270
girlfriend
1524
01:42:03,149 --> 01:42:06,269
think again
1525
01:42:08,260 --> 01:42:12,280
well fine because it doesn't really
1526
01:42:10,420 --> 01:42:15,480
matter anyway because I'm going to a
1527
01:42:12,279 --> 01:42:15,479
frat party bye
1528
01:42:19,359 --> 01:42:26,059
kevin is devastated god
1529
01:42:23,899 --> 01:42:27,889
Shelly Sharon and ditching our senior
1530
01:42:26,059 --> 01:42:31,458
prom she's old like the most popular
1531
01:42:27,889 --> 01:42:32,599
girl in class I'm Way shocked well maybe
1532
01:42:31,458 --> 01:42:34,608
she's just afraid that she won't be
1533
01:42:32,599 --> 01:42:36,739
elected queen of the prom you girls
1534
01:42:34,609 --> 01:42:38,389
voted don't you uh-huh and you know
1535
01:42:36,738 --> 01:42:39,948
Shelly's gonna be the only girl in our
1536
01:42:38,389 --> 01:42:40,989
senior class it's not gonna be at the
1537
01:42:39,948 --> 01:42:44,058
prom
1538
01:42:40,988 --> 01:42:46,279
totally I'm sure marina check out the
1539
01:42:44,059 --> 01:42:51,708
prom dresses on Angela and the bad lady
1540
01:42:46,279 --> 01:42:53,389
over there you know we're gonna need at
1541
01:42:51,708 --> 01:42:55,458
least five videotapes if we're gonna
1542
01:42:53,389 --> 01:42:57,109
stay up all night I don't know Martin I
1543
01:42:55,458 --> 01:43:00,469
promised my parents I'd be home early
1544
01:42:57,109 --> 01:43:03,079
tomorrow morning church Angela we have
1545
01:43:00,469 --> 01:43:04,878
been planning this my freshman year we
1546
01:43:03,078 --> 01:43:07,368
made a sacred pact tonight we're gonna
1547
01:43:04,878 --> 01:43:09,498
watch movies eat popcorn and pig out
1548
01:43:07,368 --> 01:43:11,958
until dawn I mean come on this is our
1549
01:43:09,498 --> 01:43:12,889
prom night I know but high school is
1550
01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:17,179
over forever
1551
01:43:12,889 --> 01:43:18,229
a few months we'll be in college Angela
1552
01:43:17,179 --> 01:43:19,788
if you don't want to go to this
1553
01:43:18,229 --> 01:43:23,329
religious College just stand up your
1554
01:43:19,788 --> 01:43:24,319
parents say so they'll probably just
1555
01:43:23,328 --> 01:43:26,808
turn the other cheek
1556
01:43:24,319 --> 01:43:29,688
yeah Thank You Margaret you do what you
1557
01:43:26,809 --> 01:43:31,519
want true you say what you want through
1558
01:43:29,689 --> 01:43:33,349
you air what you want you don't care
1559
01:43:31,519 --> 01:43:36,229
what people think you don't like my new
1560
01:43:33,349 --> 01:43:37,458
hat I love it really anyway doesn't
1561
01:43:36,229 --> 01:43:40,039
matter what I think because people
1562
01:43:37,458 --> 01:43:43,238
affairs who loved your designs you're
1563
01:43:40,038 --> 01:43:46,099
really talented oh but what about you
1564
01:43:43,238 --> 01:43:48,348
you're a great artist that's why they
1565
01:43:46,099 --> 01:43:51,349
accepted you into art school how can you
1566
01:43:48,349 --> 01:43:55,909
let your parents stand in the way it's
1567
01:43:51,349 --> 01:43:59,569
not just that I'm afraid afraid of what
1568
01:43:55,908 --> 01:44:02,088
uh-huh know everything I just wish I
1569
01:43:59,569 --> 01:44:06,438
could stay in high school why couldn't I
1570
01:44:02,088 --> 01:44:08,569
flunk the grade hey looking good buddy
1571
01:44:06,439 --> 01:44:10,579
hey cab man check this out I'm putting
1572
01:44:08,569 --> 01:44:12,948
studs in my shirt get it studs
1573
01:44:10,578 --> 01:44:17,719
know what that makes me don't you yeah a
1574
01:44:12,948 --> 01:44:19,428
jerk this belt it's way too wide for the
1575
01:44:17,719 --> 01:44:20,929
loops guys are like children that's not
1576
01:44:19,429 --> 01:44:23,029
a belt that's a cummerbund you're
1577
01:44:20,929 --> 01:44:25,399
wearing around your waist how come
1578
01:44:23,029 --> 01:44:27,918
because it's decorative you doofus World
1579
01:44:25,399 --> 01:44:29,510
War one - pullings times bleep dude
1580
01:44:27,918 --> 01:44:31,939
you're not really gonna wear up
1581
01:44:29,510 --> 01:44:35,570
tuxedo are you it's not pink it's salmon
1582
01:44:31,939 --> 01:44:38,179
Michelle he's making it up oh my god
1583
01:44:35,569 --> 01:44:40,549
what but you two have been going
1584
01:44:38,180 --> 01:44:42,020
together since the ninth grade I mean
1585
01:44:40,550 --> 01:44:43,730
this is practically like getting a
1586
01:44:42,020 --> 01:44:46,400
divorce or something maybe you should
1587
01:44:43,729 --> 01:44:48,859
see the guidance counselor look Shelly
1588
01:44:46,399 --> 01:44:50,569
is a great girl and everything but a man
1589
01:44:48,859 --> 01:44:52,189
needs more than that a man has a little
1590
01:44:50,569 --> 01:44:58,809
prom night and he wants to be absolutely
1591
01:44:52,189 --> 01:45:01,639
sure explain the facts of life to boys
1592
01:44:58,810 --> 01:45:04,360
so she won't do it huh guys are vulgar
1593
01:45:01,640 --> 01:45:08,720
you know that then why don't you ask
1594
01:45:04,359 --> 01:45:10,519
feel good feel good yeah well I already
1595
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:12,800
asked her turns out she's dating the
1596
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:15,620
Spanish teacher oh really are you gonna
1597
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:18,070
go stag what is that a joke I can get a
1598
01:45:15,619 --> 01:45:21,019
date no problem I got what six hours I
1599
01:45:18,069 --> 01:45:22,340
feel sorry for him a man I mean I don't
1600
01:45:21,020 --> 01:45:24,050
know what I'd do if I had a woman who
1601
01:45:22,340 --> 01:45:26,510
wouldn't give me any yeah give you
1602
01:45:24,050 --> 01:45:28,010
anyone Wallace gum you expect me to
1603
01:45:26,510 --> 01:45:29,150
believe that you and Laurie have been
1604
01:45:28,010 --> 01:45:30,920
neck
1605
01:45:29,149 --> 01:45:33,259
I didn't say Laurie all right then whoo
1606
01:45:30,920 --> 01:45:39,380
yeah whoo and I don't have to tell you
1607
01:45:33,260 --> 01:45:41,989
guys oh I bet I know who the bag lady no
1608
01:45:39,380 --> 01:45:51,350
no way man it was somebody else it was
1609
01:45:41,988 --> 01:45:55,239
uh was uh it was aunt Angela stroke yeah
1610
01:45:51,350 --> 01:45:56,510
she's real easy well she's an artist you
1611
01:45:55,239 --> 01:45:58,309
okay
1612
01:45:56,510 --> 01:45:59,869
yeah and she's not that pathway can
1613
01:45:58,310 --> 01:46:03,190
either not once you get her all those
1614
01:45:59,869 --> 01:46:03,189
geeky clothes you know what I mean
1615
01:46:10,050 --> 01:46:17,489
so what you're saying she's a sure thing
1616
01:46:12,930 --> 01:46:20,360
yeah oh man you're not gonna ask Angela
1617
01:46:17,489 --> 01:46:26,039
stroll to the prom are you dull stroll
1618
01:46:20,359 --> 01:46:28,259
sure thing oh yeah my parents we let me
1619
01:46:26,039 --> 01:46:35,220
see you battle what's it about Tom
1620
01:46:28,260 --> 01:46:37,170
Cruise soul can see she's coming this
1621
01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:44,820
way Margaret I hate him I bet he doesn't
1622
01:46:37,170 --> 01:46:46,470
even talk to us what that's great we
1623
01:46:44,819 --> 01:46:47,909
bumped into each other here because I'm
1624
01:46:46,470 --> 01:46:50,880
going away pretty soon I got accepted to
1625
01:46:47,909 --> 01:46:58,489
Stanford how about you Midland Bible
1626
01:46:50,880 --> 01:47:00,690
College I had a man who went there um
1627
01:46:58,489 --> 01:47:03,479
look you know us pumping it to each
1628
01:47:00,689 --> 01:47:04,199
other like this it's totally fake well
1629
01:47:03,479 --> 01:47:06,269
what do you mean
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01:47:04,199 --> 01:47:09,029
well because tonight is gonna be a very
1631
01:47:06,270 --> 01:47:10,440
special night magical night for us to
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01:47:09,029 --> 01:47:12,539
remember for the rest of our lives
1633
01:47:10,439 --> 01:47:17,909
oh you must be reading some really good
1634
01:47:12,539 --> 01:47:21,180
movies actually this was just an excuse
1635
01:47:17,909 --> 01:47:26,639
so I could come in here and ask you the
1636
01:47:21,180 --> 01:47:28,200
problem what do you say uh I'm sorry
1637
01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:30,600
Kevin I don't think so
1638
01:47:28,199 --> 01:47:31,889
what well it's really nice of you and
1639
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:39,770
all that but well it's just kind of
1640
01:47:31,890 --> 01:47:42,020
last-minute what
1641
01:47:39,770 --> 01:47:43,340
quick-pick wiki block now I know I
1642
01:47:42,020 --> 01:47:45,110
should have asked you earlier and the
1643
01:47:43,340 --> 01:47:50,119
reason that I didn't do that is I mean
1644
01:47:45,109 --> 01:47:52,309
the truth is because I couldn't get up
1645
01:47:50,119 --> 01:47:54,470
the nerve to ask you I mean look I know
1646
01:47:52,310 --> 01:47:57,710
everyone thinks that I'm cool and and
1647
01:47:54,470 --> 01:48:04,480
self-confident but deep down I'm I'm a
1648
01:47:57,710 --> 01:48:04,480
shy guy I'm sorry I bothered you
1649
01:48:05,319 --> 01:48:11,139
that's okay Kevin I know how it feels
1650
01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:28,480
so then what do you say do you want to
1651
01:48:16,550 --> 01:48:28,480
go yes okay good great I'll see you 7:30
1652
01:48:28,630 --> 01:48:34,250
hey well you got a big night tonight huh
1653
01:48:31,819 --> 01:48:36,649
yeah did I tell you I ran into Robbie
1654
01:48:34,250 --> 01:48:39,069
Lipson down at the hair stylist said he
1655
01:48:36,649 --> 01:48:41,029
got accepted to Princeton oh great
1656
01:48:39,069 --> 01:48:45,109
how about you you hear from Marysville
1657
01:48:41,029 --> 01:48:47,359
college it um you know what I think I
1658
01:48:45,109 --> 01:48:49,819
forgot to send in the transcripts but
1659
01:48:47,359 --> 01:48:51,380
besides dead I don't think my birds
1660
01:48:49,819 --> 01:48:54,109
we've been all that great you know
1661
01:48:51,380 --> 01:48:55,489
that's so typical of you did come on
1662
01:48:54,109 --> 01:48:57,679
you're a bright kid you don't apply
1663
01:48:55,489 --> 01:49:00,380
yourself look I don't even know if I
1664
01:48:57,680 --> 01:49:01,659
want to go to college I don't know
1665
01:49:00,380 --> 01:49:03,650
anything about anything
1666
01:49:01,659 --> 01:49:05,479
well I'll tell you something you gotta
1667
01:49:03,649 --> 01:49:07,939
be more self-confident you gotta be more
1668
01:49:05,479 --> 01:49:12,379
aggressive now give me that Springsteen
1669
01:49:07,939 --> 01:49:17,539
tape I got a date tonight I think it's
1670
01:49:12,380 --> 01:49:21,619
by computer great another picture of
1671
01:49:17,539 --> 01:49:28,159
Jupiter where's that Heather Locklear
1672
01:49:21,619 --> 01:49:32,390
poster I gave I know what's bothering
1673
01:49:28,159 --> 01:49:36,260
you yeah it's your date tonight what
1674
01:49:32,390 --> 01:49:42,050
about it oh you got a real Fox right AB
1675
01:49:36,260 --> 01:49:44,659
that right she's real cute dad I knew it
1676
01:49:42,050 --> 01:49:46,310
you are Jack left courts boy and the
1677
01:49:44,659 --> 01:49:47,380
Acorn doesn't fall far from the tree
1678
01:49:46,310 --> 01:49:56,539
does it
1679
01:49:47,380 --> 01:49:58,670
I'm Annie Cornford falls on my arm and
1680
01:49:56,539 --> 01:50:00,739
my arm was all over her if you know what
1681
01:49:58,670 --> 01:50:04,399
I mean
1682
01:50:00,739 --> 01:50:05,869
dad look um can we talk about something
1683
01:50:04,399 --> 01:50:07,879
of course we can talk I'm a marriage
1684
01:50:05,869 --> 01:50:10,399
counselor problems are my business I
1685
01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:11,840
know I know what you're thinking you're
1686
01:50:10,399 --> 01:50:13,519
afraid I'm gonna come down on you if you
1687
01:50:11,840 --> 01:50:15,230
stay up all night I don't even want to
1688
01:50:13,520 --> 01:50:18,620
see you back here until done young man
1689
01:50:15,229 --> 01:50:20,539
you got that and I know you want to
1690
01:50:18,619 --> 01:50:25,390
impress her by showing up in a great car
1691
01:50:20,539 --> 01:50:25,390
hmm all right here
1692
01:50:25,439 --> 01:50:29,009
you take the caddy
1693
01:50:33,510 --> 01:50:47,110
happy now dad dad dad I can't believe I
1694
01:50:45,189 --> 01:50:48,969
let you talk me into this I mean me go
1695
01:50:47,109 --> 01:50:50,828
to the prom I feel so weird
1696
01:50:48,969 --> 01:50:53,408
well I were too far putting lip gloss on
1697
01:50:50,828 --> 01:50:56,319
my nails oh ho I thought it was a finger
1698
01:50:53,408 --> 01:50:57,728
in hell brush oh no what am I gonna tell
1699
01:50:56,319 --> 01:50:58,630
my parents I mean they'll never let me
1700
01:50:57,729 --> 01:51:00,429
out of this house
1701
01:50:58,630 --> 01:51:02,050
Angela you've been listening to your
1702
01:51:00,429 --> 01:51:02,828
parents all your life and where has it
1703
01:51:02,050 --> 01:51:05,320
gotten you
1704
01:51:02,828 --> 01:51:07,268
middle and Bible College come on this is
1705
01:51:05,319 --> 01:51:09,429
your one day chance to go out and really
1706
01:51:07,269 --> 01:51:11,199
have some fun don't chicken out on me
1707
01:51:09,429 --> 01:51:13,420
they have a what about our pact
1708
01:51:11,198 --> 01:51:16,208
our pact is that we're friends and I
1709
01:51:13,420 --> 01:51:23,380
want you to go to the prom you'll be
1710
01:51:16,208 --> 01:51:25,448
alone no I'll be with Tom Cruise how
1711
01:51:23,380 --> 01:51:28,599
come you could draw so good on paper but
1712
01:51:25,448 --> 01:51:30,158
you can't draw on your own face Who am I
1713
01:51:28,599 --> 01:51:32,380
kidding here I mean I don't know
1714
01:51:30,158 --> 01:51:34,268
anything about this kind of stuff I'm
1715
01:51:32,380 --> 01:51:37,538
just gonna call Kevin and tell him I
1716
01:51:34,269 --> 01:51:39,579
broke my hip Angela I'm going to talk
1717
01:51:37,538 --> 01:51:41,439
you through this yeah but even if we
1718
01:51:39,578 --> 01:51:42,998
salvage my face I still don't have
1719
01:51:41,439 --> 01:51:44,408
anything I could wear to the prom well
1720
01:51:42,998 --> 01:51:46,179
you must have something we can work with
1721
01:51:44,408 --> 01:51:47,920
I mean you're standing here with a girl
1722
01:51:46,179 --> 01:51:53,469
who's been accepted to the Allied School
1723
01:51:47,920 --> 01:51:56,559
of Design whoa this is it you know my
1724
01:51:53,469 --> 01:51:59,649
parents yeah not exactly Shana Madonna
1725
01:51:56,559 --> 01:52:01,809
huh wait wait I remember when I was a
1726
01:51:59,649 --> 01:52:03,399
little girl way back in the 70s when I
1727
01:52:01,809 --> 01:52:05,619
saw this old picture my mom and she was
1728
01:52:03,399 --> 01:52:08,698
in high school and she was wearing the
1729
01:52:05,618 --> 01:52:08,698
most fabulous gown
1730
01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:29,060
right yeah we gonna work I guess your
1731
01:52:26,100 --> 01:52:29,060
mom never came out of the closet
1732
01:52:30,020 --> 01:52:34,170
mother this is a disaster how am I
1733
01:52:33,119 --> 01:52:36,329
supposed to serve a wheel of Brie
1734
01:52:34,170 --> 01:52:37,739
without a decent cheese knife and one of
1735
01:52:36,329 --> 01:52:41,579
my supposed to serve expresso in jelly
1736
01:52:37,739 --> 01:52:44,489
glasses mother please can't you make
1737
01:52:41,579 --> 01:52:46,079
this stop Larry will you please stop
1738
01:52:44,489 --> 01:52:48,420
making that racket and come in we're
1739
01:52:46,079 --> 01:52:51,000
gonna be late mom promised me that you
1740
01:52:48,420 --> 01:52:53,850
daddy won't fight tonight come on honey
1741
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:56,189
come on we don't fight we talk loudly
1742
01:52:53,850 --> 01:52:58,500
sometimes right that's right right we're
1743
01:52:56,189 --> 01:53:01,769
getting along much better lately nice
1744
01:52:58,500 --> 01:53:09,329
haircut honey thank you darling Oh No
1745
01:53:01,770 --> 01:53:11,370
forgot to push back my cuticles angry
1746
01:53:09,329 --> 01:53:13,680
please I promise the school that we
1747
01:53:11,369 --> 01:53:15,809
would chaperone the prom remember yes I
1748
01:53:13,680 --> 01:53:18,630
remember that's fine no thank you
1749
01:53:15,810 --> 01:53:20,010
now may I ask you one more favor would
1750
01:53:18,630 --> 01:53:21,539
you please not do what you did at her
1751
01:53:20,010 --> 01:53:26,430
sweet 16th birthday party
1752
01:53:21,539 --> 01:53:28,170
oh come on those guys begged me to come
1753
01:53:26,430 --> 01:53:29,940
up on stage with them they had never
1754
01:53:28,170 --> 01:53:31,890
heard the long version of light my fire
1755
01:53:29,939 --> 01:53:34,439
well they certainly never heard one that
1756
01:53:31,890 --> 01:53:36,000
long before thank you thank you very
1757
01:53:34,439 --> 01:53:37,139
much you and I both know that I could
1758
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:39,090
have been a professional guitar player
1759
01:53:37,140 --> 01:53:41,789
oh god here we go again
1760
01:53:39,090 --> 01:53:43,920
poor Larry had to get a job yeah well
1761
01:53:41,789 --> 01:53:45,960
someone had to put brie on the table is
1762
01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:47,609
that meant for me because face it Larry
1763
01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:49,350
we have both overindulged our daughter
1764
01:53:47,609 --> 01:53:50,969
anyway it's the least we could do after
1765
01:53:49,350 --> 01:53:53,670
all this bickering we put her through
1766
01:53:50,970 --> 01:53:56,699
agreed so I've spent 17 years trying to
1767
01:53:53,670 --> 01:53:58,140
pay for it all hey hold it do you think
1768
01:53:56,699 --> 01:53:59,609
they are the only one here who's had to
1769
01:53:58,140 --> 01:54:00,869
make sacrifices do you think it's been
1770
01:53:59,609 --> 01:54:05,399
my life's ambition to become a
1771
01:54:00,869 --> 01:54:11,059
substitute teacher we're doing it again
1772
01:54:05,399 --> 01:54:13,509
right now yeah you're right I know
1773
01:54:11,060 --> 01:54:16,170
pushing each other's buttons just
1774
01:54:13,510 --> 01:54:21,070
like the marriage counselor told us I
1775
01:54:16,170 --> 01:54:21,789
just wish you would tell us why ah hey
1776
01:54:21,069 --> 01:54:27,460
honey
1777
01:54:21,789 --> 01:54:32,430
Rogers here what do you call this color
1778
01:54:27,460 --> 01:54:37,510
pues pues no he's good night sweetie
1779
01:54:32,430 --> 01:54:39,039
have a good time would you get dressed
1780
01:54:37,510 --> 01:54:41,500
now please I'd like to actually get
1781
01:54:39,039 --> 01:54:46,229
there tonight yes right now
1782
01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:46,229
look my limo was supposed to be here 20
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