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Another day, another mission.
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Great job, everyone!
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Whew, finally done!
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Hey, why don't we take a break at
this tea house before we go back?
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Don't be foolish, Tenten,
we've got no time to loiter!
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We should be running home
as fast as possible...
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...on our hands!
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He's right, Tenten.
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Let's at least walk like normal people.
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Never!
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I have genius rivals to surpass!
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Come on, don't be such a wet blanket.
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But while we're relaxing,
Gaara's probably—
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Eating dumplings?!
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Who said dumplings?!
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Oh, the Leaf guys?
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What're you doing way out here?
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As the Kazekage, I sometimes
have to visit other nations.
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Hey, Gaara, are those dumplings
as good as they look?
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Lee, you're not going to challenge Gaara
to another stupid contest are you?
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You always get way too worked up.
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Don't worry, we'll be just fine!
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"Just fine" shouldn't involve
setting up the Initial Lotus!
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Cut it out!
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Weapons
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Jeez.
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Bothering the Kazekage with
your oddball antics again?
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Temari...
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Tenten vs Temari!
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Hm... Oh well,
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I guess we may as well
take a quick breather!
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Miss! Some dumplings, please!
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Not only did she blow
all my weapons away,
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she landed a powerful long-range
punchline while doing it.
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Goodness...
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I see you're as incompetent as ever.
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Who're you calling incompetent?
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Did I stutter?
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Excuse me, I'm caught in the middle...
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Tenten?
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Ow...
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Sorry...
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What's going on?
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That wasn't like you at all.
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She and I fought once, a few years ago.
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But she deflected every single
weapon I threw at her...
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Really, how boring.
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I'm no prodigy either...
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So I worked really hard to
improve on my specialties.
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But having my attacks to be so
completely ineffective ate me up inside.
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That's why I lost my temper.
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I know how you feel, Tenten.
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Tenten!
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Put on these tights and I
guarantee you'll get stronger.
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No!
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Now this might work.
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Wow, that move is awesome!
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A little bit here...
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No, I'd do it like so...
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What are you two doing?
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There's nothing to worry about, Tenten.
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I know better than anyone how much
effort you've put into your specialty.
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Plus, I'm sure there's a way
for you to beat Temari.
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Like maybe...
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She lost...
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Don't compare those without permission!
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All right, Gaara, Kankuro,
you ready to hit the road?
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Hold on, please!
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Before you leave, Gaara...
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I challenge you!
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That's no contest!
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I lost...
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That's not what I meant,
those are volleyballs!
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You people never change.
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Gaara, there's no need
to play along with them.
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Lee, you need to stop this.
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Come on, Gaara, it's—
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Settle this!
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T-Tenten?!
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I've been training nonstop
since that day, too.
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I refuse to keep losing to her!
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The rules are simple.
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Whichever team steals their opponent's
Heaven or Earth scroll wins the battle.
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What do we do? I got all heated
up and now we've gotta fight!
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It'll be fine.
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First, I want you to use this
scroll Guy Sensei gave me.
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Flying Weapons, Guy Sensei's
Unwashed Tights!
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Ew, that's so gross!
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Cyclone Scythe Jutsu!
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They're coming back!
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The stink's been blown off.
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I can wear these again!
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Please wash them properly!
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I don't think we've even
interacted before.
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How about this, then?
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Kan
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I'm Kankuro and I dress in black.
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Kankuro
(black)
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gan
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And you're the Byakugan master Neji.
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Byakugan
(White)
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Black versus White!
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We'll see if your white eyes can
best my secret black techniques!
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He uses chakra threads to
perform his puppet techniques.
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But something's off.
I'm getting a strange vibe...
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I can't put my finger on it...
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What are you trying to pull, Lee?!
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Only a puppet master can
fight another puppet master!
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These are just ordinary threads—
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Ouch, ouch, ouch!
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You idiots.
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I'll show you what a
real puppet master can—
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Huh?
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Now, Tenten!
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Flying Weapons, Pilfered Puppets!
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She stole them!
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I can't risk attacking Kankuro's puppets.
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Yes, I hit her!
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What's happening?!
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Wait, the puppets turned her into
some kind of female android!
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Oh well, guess I'll have
to fight like this...
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Stop acting so giddy!
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I'll join the fray, too.
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Stay out of this, Sensei!
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And why do you have to be naked?!
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We're not through yet!
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We're not?!
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Flying Weapons, Aren't
These Two Together a lot?!
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This is an attack?!
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Spill it! What's going on
with you and Shikamaru?
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We want the truth!
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Leave me alone!
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And these are obviously fakes!
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Is that my ghost?!
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This one isn't even possible!
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You're in the springtime
of your youths!
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Temari, I'll save you!
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Kankuro...
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Secret Black Technique,
My Makeup Mugshots!
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Do something else!
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I don't think so.
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Eight Trigrams, Hyuga Family Album!
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No more pictures!
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Sand Coffin!
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Keeping up with all these
shenanigans is exhausting.
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I've had enough.
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Summoning...
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Blade Dance!
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Slice.
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Start with the veggies.
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Slice.
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Leaf Cooking
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Then the tofu.
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Slice.
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Quit playing around!
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I'll show you...
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Flying Weapons, Megaton Mace!
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If those two attacks collide we'll
all be blasted to kingdom come!
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Everyone protect themselves!
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What are you...
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Barrier!
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Are you a child?!
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Barrier!
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Barrier!
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They're still doing it...
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Lee and Guy Sensei are
going to get hurt.
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I'll have to cancel my attack—
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That was the most
pointless miracle ever!
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Crap...
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Looks like you're out of
scrolls and out of moves.
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Guess I win again.
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Now this might work.
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Wow, that move is awesome!
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A little bit here...
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No, I'd do it like so...
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There's nothing to worry about, Tenten.
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I know better than anyone how much
effort you've put into your specialty.
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That's right...
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I've worked so hard this whole time.
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I'm not that weak little girl anymore!
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She turned her shirt into
a summoning scroll?!
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Now's your chance, Tenten!
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Use the new attack I devised!
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Flying Weapons, Boob Hammer!
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Was it all for naught?!
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The Boob Hammer?!
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The Boob Hammer!
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The Boob Hammer...
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Not the Boob Hammer!
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That's right, the Boob Hammer!
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The Boob—
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Stop saying it!
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Oh yeah, the scroll!
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They're both ruined!
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I guess we didn't settle anything...
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Wrong.
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Regardless of the team battle,
I lost to you one-on-one.
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You're a lot more capable
than I gave you credit for.
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Next time we'll have a
real one-on-one fight.
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Sure!
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Rumors of the intense battle
spread like wildfire.
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Hah, it's the Boob Hammer!
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Hey, Boob Hammer!
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All I won was a terrible nickname!
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Incredible
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Winter
Bargains
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Leaf
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Family Sale!!
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Big
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Shop
as a
Family!
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Can you believe it's December?
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The Leaf Village is bustling with shoppers,
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and a certain someone
wants in on the action.
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This is not the end of the line!
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Just wait, little Leaf brats.
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I'll lie in wait until you're
lured in by the incredible deals,
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and catch you in my trap!
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Sir, pardon me, but are you here alone?
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Are you coming on to me?
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I'll think about it, but let
me carry out my plan first.
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Uh, no.
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We're having a family sale,
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so only families and couples
are allowed in today...
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Huh?
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Huh?!
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00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,090
Who's that man?
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I think he came alone.
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Mommy, who is he?
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Don't stare, honey.
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Must be alone, poor thing...
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Poor thing...
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Poor thing...
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Poor thing...
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Poor thing...
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Kabuto...
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00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,280
What is happiness?
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00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,190
Where'd that come from?
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I think I may return to
being an ordinary ninja.
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Orochimaru's Search for Love!
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Oh come on, there's no way.
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Nothing's impossible if
you try hard enough!
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It's not a matter of trying, Lee!
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It's possible.
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Not in a million years.
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Orochimaru?!
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What're you doing here?!
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Oh, you three.
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I want to be a normal ninja again.
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Bye.
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Hold it!
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You expect us to believe you?
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I've been doing a lot of thinking,
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I want to re-integrate into society!
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Yeah right!
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It's true!
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00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,350
Haven't the three of you ever thought...
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...about how you'll end up if you
keep following the path you're on?
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I'm home.
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00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,810
How are you feeling?
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Sorry you had to watch the
house all by yourself.
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To Lord Orochimaru
From Kabuto
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Look how big he's grown!
Kabuo, Age 8
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His son's already eight...
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Those were good times.
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Those were good times.
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The whole lot of us
just goofing around...
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00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,190
What am I doing with my life?
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When I think that that's my future,
it terrifies me! Utterly terrifies me!
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00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:13,860
You're being too negative!
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00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,120
And you're not convincing anyone!
272
00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:17,620
He's convinced!
273
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,890
Orochimaru, I commend you for
renouncing your evil ways!
274
00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:23,990
Splendid, absolutely splendid!
275
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,870
Sensei, have you gone bonkers?!
276
00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:28,230
Don't you remember everything he's done?
277
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:31,390
The past can't be changed, but the
future has yet to be written!
278
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,670
Youth must be forgiven!
279
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:34,850
Forgiven!
280
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,350
A misguided soul who regrets his
past and wants a new start...
281
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,480
I'll guide you with effort and passion!
282
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,570
Truly, you are in the
springtime of your youth!
283
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,640
Yes, youth!
284
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,070
Not you, too, Lee!
285
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,290
From now on, you're our comrade!
286
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,280
Our comrade!
287
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,590
He joined the team...
288
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,120
Okay, another day of hard work awaits!
289
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,150
You're up first, Old-timer!
290
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:03,590
Old-timer?
291
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,450
Well, he's on the team now,
292
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,380
and Mr. Orochimaru feels too formal,
293
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:10,590
so I gave him a nickname.
294
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,830
I don't think he needs a nickname...
295
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,810
Wait, how about Oro?
296
00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:18,110
Orochy? O-Man?
297
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:21,120
I like O-Man.
298
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,790
Orochy it is!
299
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,270
You totally ignored him!
300
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,260
First we must answer the
most important question.
301
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,760
What is a "normal" ninja to you?
302
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,240
You're starting that far back?!
303
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,230
Hm...
304
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,140
A steady income...
305
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:39,500
Weekdays
306
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:39,750
Weekend
307
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,340
Two days off a week...
308
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:43,690
And a happy family waiting
when you get home.
309
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,040
That kind of ninja.
310
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,920
That's not how being a ninja works...
311
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,370
Family...
312
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,090
Understood.
313
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:51,380
You need to start dating.
314
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,910
Dating?
315
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,600
Do you realize what you're saying?!
316
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:59,880
Those who miss their chance to marry
young can only hope for a miracle...
317
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,480
...as they dive headfirst
into the world of dating.
318
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:08,020
Marriage
319
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,900
It's a brutal form of training where
one's life is constantly on the line,
320
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,890
and even the best eventually
lose their touch.
321
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,700
It's not training!
322
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:12,070
To master dating is to master
being a normal ninja!
323
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,740
But it's Orochimaru...
324
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,300
That's true.
325
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,350
Between his looks and his personality...
326
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,140
This may very well be impossible.
327
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,080
They're totally dissing me!
328
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:27,750
Very well, we'll remodel Orochy
into the ideal Mr. Right.
329
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,790
Back up!
330
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,400
People can't find happiness through...
331
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,170
...some half-hearted
self-improvement program.
332
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,890
You don't understand how this works, Neji.
333
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,900
Women think of marriage
as the ultimate goal,
334
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,350
even though the real
fight starts from there.
335
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:45,820
Therefore, if we can trick some
poor dame into marrying him,
336
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:46,820
that'll be good enough.
337
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:47,940
Lee, you're awful.
338
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,390
Orochy!
339
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,150
Yes!
340
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:53,110
The first thing women look
for in a husband is...
341
00:16:53,110 --> 00:17:02,450
Rock Lee Sensei's Dating Training!
342
00:16:53,110 --> 00:17:02,450
What women want in a husband!
1. Stability!
343
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,840
Stability!
344
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,520
You're right.
345
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,600
Financial stability is very important.
346
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,920
Well, that's a lot more normal—
347
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,710
No, it's not!
348
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:07,890
Giant feet provide the
wrong kind of stability!
349
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:12,460
But look, he stays on his feet,
no matter what life hits him with.
350
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,170
Again, that's the wrong...
351
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,640
The next thing women
want in a husband is...
352
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:37,610
Rock Lee Sensei's dating training!
353
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:37,610
What women want in a husband!
2. Fatherliness!
354
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,140
Fatherliness!
355
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,440
Fatherliness?
356
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:19,890
Fatherliness?
357
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,860
The husband plays an active role
in raising the children.
358
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,950
All you can do for that is be
excited about having kids, no?
359
00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:31,730
No, there's a way he can
demonstrate actual results.
360
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,020
Actual results?
361
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:37,610
Orochy's already raised a very
precious baby, haven't you?
362
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,850
Manda?!
363
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:41,790
Yeah!
364
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:44,130
If women see how well Orochy's
raised Manda here,
365
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,400
they're sure to believe
he'll make a great father.
366
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,040
Y-You think?
367
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,000
The final thing women
want in a husband is...
368
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:59,470
Rock Lee Sensei's dating training!
369
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:59,470
What women want in a husband!
3. Sense of humor!
370
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,950
A similar sense of humor!
371
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,570
I don't disagree,
372
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,550
but isn't that also the
hardest one of all?
373
00:17:58,550 --> 00:17:59,470
Quite the opposite.
374
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:02,470
Humor
375
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,470
If he's got all these,
one's bound to be similar.
376
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,740
Humor, not ewer!
377
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,320
Enough of this!
378
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,250
I don't care if you're
destined to fail miserably,
379
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,940
just go to a speed dating
party or something!
380
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:12,900
Okay, Orochy!
381
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,590
Follow me to the
battlefield of romance!
382
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:18,990
Orochy?
383
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,410
I can't move...
384
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:23,700
Of course you can't.
385
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:29,920
Remember.
386
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,850
Always smile, and be polite.
387
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,620
When asking questions,
be positive but assertive.
388
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,510
Ask three for every one she asks you.
389
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:39,610
You're really convincing.
390
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,940
I'm surprised at how
credible you seem, Lee.
391
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:43,890
Guy Sensei taught me everything I know.
392
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,980
And just like that, the credibility is gone.
393
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,600
I got it!
394
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:48,980
Wish me luck!
395
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,400
Orochy?
396
00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,470
I can't get inside.
397
00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:57,150
Of course you can't.
398
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,610
Leaf Speed Dating Party
399
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,030
Where's Orochimaru?
400
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:05,910
Ah, over there.
401
00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:10,670
But everyone calls me Orochy.
402
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,380
Is he pulling it off?
403
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:15,500
S-So... what's with the shoes?
404
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,810
I'm very stable!
405
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:17,850
Isn't that great?
406
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:21,550
Bad economy, downsizing, consumption
taxes, I say bring it on!
407
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,260
Ah, Orochy, what's that on your back?
408
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,870
Oh, this is Manda.
409
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,730
I raised him myself!
410
00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:31,940
And... the jars?
411
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:36,450
Oh come now, they're my
sense of humor ewers!
412
00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,030
Which one do you ladies like?
413
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:43,210
He's crashing and burning.
414
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:46,850
How strange, the plan was perfect.
415
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:47,700
You're nuts.
416
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,910
So, Orochy, what do you do for work?
417
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:54,880
Until recently I was the leader
of a certain organization...
418
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,850
Was it listed on any exchanges?
419
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,650
Huh? Er, we had a symbol, yes...
420
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:04,770
How many employees?
421
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,680
A lot, I couldn't really say...
422
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,720
What kind of company?
423
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,820
We'd go and take over other villages—
424
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:13,100
Acquisitions!
425
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,100
The CEO of a major acquisitions firm?
426
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,110
One of the top earners
in the whole village?
427
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,330
A villa in the southern mountains?!
428
00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:31,390
Um... Orochy?
429
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,770
Let's find someone else for you.
430
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:36,540
Yeah, you just had a bad
crop this time around.
431
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,470
What's wrong with the
women in this village?!
432
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:46,090
All they care about is
money, money, money!
433
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:49,720
It's ridiculous! I don't
want any part of it!
434
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:53,520
I was going to get married,
become a normal ninja,
435
00:20:54,860 --> 00:21:00,080
gain residency in the Leaf Village
and bring it down from the inside.
436
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,110
What?!
437
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,260
You heard me, it was all a plot!
438
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:04,690
What did you expect!?
439
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:08,700
But your team took me seriously...
440
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:11,160
You're all so kind...
441
00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:13,040
Orochimaru...
442
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,130
Listen, you three!
443
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,740
One day I will crush the
Leaf beneath my heel!
444
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,240
And don't you forget it!
445
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,700
Regardless of what he said,
I think Orochimaru...
446
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,390
Being a normal ninja is
harder than it sounds.
447
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,590
Orochy...
448
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,560
Hey, Kabuto...
449
00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:39,620
What is marriage?
450
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:40,890
Orochy?
451
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:44,710
Mumbled Orochimaru one lonely evening.
452
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:25,210
Next week is "Guy Sensei
is the New Hokage!"
453
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:28,090
Guy Sensei is the New Hokage!
IQ: 200 Status: Troublesome
454
00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:28,090
and "IQ: 200. Status: Troublesome."
455
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,930
Shikamaru, huh?
456
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:32,390
He's always complaining about
something being troublesome.
457
00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:36,140
Knowing it was Shikamaru
just from the IQ!
458
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:40,160
Why don't you spill the beans on what's
really going on between you two, eh?
459
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,710
You're troublesome even
without an IQ of 200!
460
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,400
I'm so sorry!
461
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,550
I feel like Temari and I really came
to sympathize with one another today...
462
00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:49,550
462
00:23:50,305 --> 00:24:50,688
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