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- Please state
your name for the record.
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-Stan Marsh.
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- And, uh, Mr. Marsh,
you were involved
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in the streaming wars,
is that correct?
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We made stuff for
streaming services, yes.
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And how do you know
the defendant in this case?
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She's the mother
of my f-- acquaintance.
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When you made your deals
for streaming services,
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you sort of leveraged them
against each other, didn't you?
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That is correct.
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And now the streaming bubble
has burst
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and your own father is
in hiding, isn't that correct?
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My dad is missing,
that is correct.
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What exactly was your job
in making these
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little Popsicle stick boats
for streaming services?
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Um, my job
was to eat the Popsicles.
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And the people who paid you
didn't care what you made?
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Well, if you look at it,
only about a fourth of what's on
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most streaming services
is really worth a shit,
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so-- Oh, sorry.
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Do you know
what an exclusive deal is?
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Yes, I know what
an exclusive deal is.
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So, if you make an exclusive
deal with a streaming service,
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you can't make an exclusive deal
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with another streaming service,
can you?
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It's not our fault that
the streaming wars happened!
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So, then why not
just give back the money?
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-We can't!
-Why not?!
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'Cause the money is all
in Cartman's fucking tits!
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-♪ ♪
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- Ms. Cartman, you
and your son live in a hot dog,
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is that correct?
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Yes, Eric,
you know that's correct.
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And your son wanted you
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to get fake tits
so that the rich guy
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across the street would
let you live with him
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but you refused, is that right?
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That's right.
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So when I said, "If you
don't get fake tits I will,"
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you just told me to go ahead.
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Yes, because I'm sick of
you doing extreme things
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to get your way.
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So you refused even though tons
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of women get fake breasts
all the time.
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Your Honor, I'd like
to introduce Exhibit D--
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tons of women with fake tits.
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Tom, I'm standing outside
the courthouse where the judge
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has just thrown out
the Cartman v. Cartmancase.
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The judge said, quote, "You're
all a bunch of shitheads.
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Get out of my courtroom."
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Just proof once again, Tom,
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that streaming services
have made everything suck.
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♪ In the beginning♪
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♪ You really loved me, oh♪
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♪ I was too blind♪
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♪ I could not see, now♪
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♪ But now that you left me♪
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♪ Oh, how I cried,
I keep crying♪
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♪ You don't miss your water♪
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♪ Till your well runs dry♪
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'Kay, Mom, well, I hope
you learned your lesson.
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So, maybe now,
will you get fake tits
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so I can get
these stupid things out?
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No, Eric! No!
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♪ I never thought, no♪
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Can I get a Frosty?
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♪ I never thought
you'd ever leave me♪
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♪ But now that you've left me♪
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♪ Good Lord, good Lord,
how I cried♪
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♪ You don't miss
your water♪
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♪ You don't
miss your water♪
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♪ Till your well runs dry♪
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♪ Ooh, you don't
miss your water♪
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♪ You don't miss your water♪
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♪ Till your well runs dry♪
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♪ I miss my water,
I keep missing my water...♪
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-Oh, shit, it's Karen!
-What?
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Come on. Go, kids, go.
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What... what happened?
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-Wow, it's the real thing.
-We gotta go!
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There! You see?
Karen is right there!
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Okay, okay, everyone back--
just stay back!
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All right, Karen.
We don't want any trouble.
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Huh?
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It doesn't have to be like this,
Karen. Let us get you some help.
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Can-can someone
please tell me what's going on?
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Is there, like, a manager
I can speak to somew...
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Karen's clear!
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Move in!
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♪ ♪
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Just relax.
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I need to know
what you remember, Karen.
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I started a streaming service...
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to compete with
the weed farm across the street.
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And some guy died.
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That's right.
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Do you know where the owner of
Credigree Weed is now?
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No.
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The steaming wars got
out of hand.
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Your rival here somehow got
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ManBearPig to work for him
and murder the competition.
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You... went down to the Colorado
State Water Commission's office.
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You asked to speak
with the manager.
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And then you went full
nuclear Karen.
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Full nuclear Karen?
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You went ballistic on everybody.
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-- Okay...
-Call the cops, goddamn it,
if you don't like me over here.
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-Fucking call 'em!
-- Okay. Karen.
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Motherfucker!
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-Go back to Mexico.
-- Listen. I said--
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I said "excuse me."
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Go. Go back wherever
you're from!
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- You traveled all over
the state and demanded to
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-see everyone's managers.
-He's the one-- he's the one
that went off.
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Oh, God...
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-I don't have a right
to be here?!
-Outside the State office
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in Denver, you caused
a 20-car pileup.
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-Huh?! Call a manager now!
-Five people were
severely injured.
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And then
you attacked the airport.
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I want the manager of
the fucking airport here!
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Who's tellin' me to...
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I want the manager
of the airport here!
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And then the same thing
happened in Madrid.
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Who is the manager of
this fucking shithole?!
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-- In Bangladesh...
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And in the mountains of Tibet.
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And I'm sorry, Karen, but...
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I'm afraid all of this
has become
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the most watched videos
on YouTube.
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No.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Tolkien...
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What are you doing here?
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I'm looking for something,
all right?
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-Looking for what?
-Anything.
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I don't know! People are saying
that my dad caused all this.
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That he's hiding
because he knows he's guilty.
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I know that's not true.
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What does that have to do
with the rich guy
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who lived here moving away?
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The guy who lived here
didn't move away. He was killed.
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What?
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I know that my dad wouldn't
just run and hide!
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What if he needs me right now?
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Tolkien, I wanted the guy
who lived here to be my dad.
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Who would have killed him?
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♪ ♪
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Okay, I'm done.
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All right,
then put your plate in the sink
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and march right on upstairs!
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Maybe the next time you
decide to pit streaming services
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against each other and cause
a drought, you'll think twice.
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I want no playing, no reading
and no thinking about fun stuff.
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You are being grounded.
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It's not my fault streaming
services paid people more
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than was sustainable
in any business model.
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-Butters.
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Shh! Butters, stop.
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Eric! You can't be in here,
I'm grounded.
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We've been set up, Butters.
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-What?
-The whole streaming wars!
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The whole thing was a lie!
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Eric, is that a real gun?
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Fuck yes, it's a real gun.
Butters, listen to me.
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Someone bought up all the water
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and murdered anyone
who got in their way.
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-No...
-Yes, Butters.
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Someone worked with
the Colorado water commissioner
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and cheated the system.
The same person
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who is now using climate change
to make a profit!
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Who?
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It didn't make sense to me.
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Why my mom
was being so stubborn.
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Why she wouldn't
do what I asked.
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But then I saw
Tolkien across the street
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and I figured it out...
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Tolkien is fucking my mom.
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Tolkien?!
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I wanted my mom to get fake tits
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so she could marry
the rich guy across the street.
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Now that guy is dead
and my mom is acting strange.
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The only explanation is
that she's fucking Tolkien
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and they don't want me to know!
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But, Eric, Tolkien was making
the boats with us, he...
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Butters, Butters.
My eyes are up here.
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Stop staring at my tits.
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Oh, sorry.
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There's a bad guy
out there getting away
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with murder, Butters.
And we have to catch him.
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♪ ♪
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Good people of Denver,
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we are living
through a horrible time.
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This drought,
i-it affect everybody.
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It affect me. My waterpark.
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But I have a plan to
not only reopen my waterpark,
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but also help all of Colorado
with their water supply problem.
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So, if you don't mind,
I'd like to show you my deck.
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-Oh, Christ.
-No.
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This is the business
proposal deck
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for the Pipi streaming service!
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-Oh...
-Oh, that's okay.
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In just a few days
I will reopen my waterpark
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which will now run on 100% pee!
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And then we can collect
half of the pee every day
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and send it out to
the people of Denver
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and all over Colorado
for their daily use.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Pipi,
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but I really don't think we'll
be able to get people to invest
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in your streaming service.
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No, no, no, it's okay!
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Because I got
the biggest celebrities
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who made a commercifor crypto
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to make the commercifor me!
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We are living
in a severe drought.
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There simply
isn't a choice anymore,
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we have to find
alternate sources for water.
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Hi. I'm Matt Damon.
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You've heard me talk
about the wonders of
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cryptocurrency,
and now there's a company
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who can give us that new source.
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Pipi water.
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Pee can be used
for almost anything.
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We can water our lawns with it.
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We can also use urine
for our shower water.
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Fortune favors the brave.
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And a brave person knows
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that pasta cooked
in pee water tastes just fine.
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Okay, hold on.
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Fortune favors the brave.
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Did you know frozen pee can make
for a delicious summer treat?
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Okay.
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Fortune favors the brave.
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And pee water
actually pairs really well
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with an Impossible Burger.
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Fortune...
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Fortune favors the brave.
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Fortune favors the br--
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Go pee!
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With Pipi+.
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MATT DAMON
...for water.
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-Hi. I'm Matt Damon.
-Dad?
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You've heard me talk about
the wonders of cryptocurrency,
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and now there's a company
who can give us that new source.
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Pipi water.
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-You okay?
-Pee can be used
for almost anything.
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-What have I become, Stan?
-We can water our lawns with it.
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-How did I just sit by
and let the world sink to this?
-We can also use urine
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for our shower water.
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I used to be a scientist.
Do you remember that?
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I was the one who warned
the town about a volcano.
255
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:48,180
I warned them about
the day after tomorrow.
256
00:13:48,284 --> 00:13:52,909
And then...
it all become about weed.
257
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When did that happen, Stan?
258
00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:58,363
I guess we all
just got greedy, Dad.
259
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I wanted to be
a scientist because
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scientists solve problems.
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Do you even know what
kind of geologist I was, Stan?
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No.
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I was a
"fluvial geomorphologist."
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Someone who studies the changes
in streams and rivers.
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00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:18,348
And when the town
needed me most...
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I was just out bitching
because all I cared about
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was getting high and rich.
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I can't even
remember the old me.
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♪ ♪
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♪ There was a boy
I used to know♪
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♪ With dreams as big
as the fire in his heart♪
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♪ He grew to be a man
of such good will♪
273
00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:40,784
♪ Always so patient♪
274
00:14:40,888 --> 00:14:42,338
♪ Always so smart♪
275
00:14:42,441 --> 00:14:45,203
♪ He had so much
but he threw it away♪
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♪ Somewhere along
he got off track♪
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00:14:48,447 --> 00:14:50,553
♪ But today he's making
the change for good♪
278
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:54,315
♪ And now that man
is coming back♪
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♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy♪
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♪ Where have you been?♪
281
00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:02,427
♪ It seems such a long time♪
282
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:05,119
♪ Since we've seen
our old friend♪
283
00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:08,122
♪ Everyone needs you, Randy♪
284
00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:11,367
♪ Where did you go?♪
285
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,852
♪ It's like you just became
a one-note♪
286
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:17,028
♪ Overwrought part of the show♪
287
00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:20,963
♪ Here I am
trying to make it right♪
288
00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:25,484
♪ Gonna take my life back
with my baby tonight♪
289
00:15:25,588 --> 00:15:27,728
♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy,
we missed you, Randy♪
290
00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:28,936
♪ Where have you been?♪
291
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,111
♪ I've been acting like a fool♪
292
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♪ It seems such a long time♪
293
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:36,288
♪ Since we've seen you,
old friend♪
294
00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:39,326
♪ We've all been
waiting for this day to come♪
295
00:15:39,429 --> 00:15:41,914
♪ We're all so happy about
the things you've done♪
296
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,158
♪ 'Cause you're going
back to Randy♪
297
00:15:44,262 --> 00:15:45,263
♪ I'm going back to Randy♪
298
00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:46,850
♪ We missed you, Randy♪
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♪ I missed me, Randy♪
300
00:15:48,852 --> 00:15:50,785
♪ It's so good
to have you back now♪
301
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:53,340
-♪ Our dear friend♪
-♪ We missed you, Randy♪
302
00:15:53,443 --> 00:15:56,239
♪ Our dear friend, Randy♪
303
00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:58,552
-♪ I'm Randy♪
-♪ Randy♪
304
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:01,003
-♪ Randy, Randy♪
-♪ I'm Randy.♪
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00:16:08,044 --> 00:16:10,115
- All right,
I've got eyes on him.
306
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,462
Looks like he's in
the basement bathroom.
307
00:16:12,566 --> 00:16:15,086
- I didn't even know
Tolkien had a basement bathroom.
308
00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:17,191
- Yeah, neither
did I. Sneaky bastard.
309
00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:19,021
Seems like he's
looking for something.
310
00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,644
Oh, nope,
he's turning back around.
311
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,404
He's pulling down his pants.
312
00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:25,303
Oh, I think
he's gonna take a shit.
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00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:28,340
Mark down: "- 35,
started taking shit."
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00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:35,934
What the fuck are you doing?
315
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,075
-Oh, shit. Go, go, go.
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00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:41,112
-♪ ♪
317
00:16:41,215 --> 00:16:44,598
Hello?! Where are-- Eric,
I can see you!
318
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,910
CARTMAN
There's no way he can see us.
319
00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:48,429
Just stay still.
320
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,260
I see you
behind the fucking tree!
321
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,642
Don't come another step closer
or I shoot Butters.
322
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:55,816
What?!
323
00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:57,542
Let's go. Move. Move!
324
00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,959
Do you wanna tell me
what's going on, Tolkien?
325
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,272
-I have no idea!
-Sure!
326
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,963
We're all supposed to
believe that streaming services
327
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,344
were all our fault.
328
00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:07,793
I remember that day
at school, Tolkien.
329
00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:09,864
You were the one who said
I should build the boats.
330
00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:11,521
Because I felt bad for you!
331
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,040
You felt bad for me?
332
00:17:13,144 --> 00:17:14,938
Or maybe is it that you wanted
the drought to-- Butters,
333
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,699
will you please
stop staring at my tits.
334
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,528
I'm sorry.
335
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,323
We've been
doing research, Tolkien.
336
00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:22,049
Somebody manipulated the system.
337
00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:23,947
All the water rights,
water laws,
338
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,363
there's a big
chain of corruption
339
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,640
and the whole thing
stinks like your wiener
340
00:17:26,743 --> 00:17:28,435
after fucking my mom.
341
00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:31,541
Eric, I swear, I have no clue
what you're talking about.
342
00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:32,680
Then read it.
343
00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:37,237
Read about how none of
the streaming services had any
344
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,997
chance of lasting but paid
out thousands of dollars anyway.
345
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,448
Read about how the water
commissioner of Colorado
346
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,174
knew about it the entire time!
347
00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:45,383
Eric, where did you get this?
348
00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:47,143
Tolkien, my eyes are up here,
349
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,869
please stop
staring at my titties.
350
00:17:48,972 --> 00:17:50,664
I am staring you
dead in the eye.
351
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,390
Where did you get this?
352
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:53,632
♪ ♪
353
00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,600
Hi. I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
354
00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:58,741
I got women everywhere excited
about investing in crypto.
355
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,262
And now there's something
even better to invest in.
356
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:08,095
Uh... uh... um...
357
00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,650
Fortune favors the brave.
Fortune favors the brave.
358
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:17,932
Go pee!
359
00:18:18,036 --> 00:18:20,142
With Pipi+.
360
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:25,216
My fellow Coloradoans,
361
00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:27,218
today we will try to put an end
362
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:29,496
to the drought
that has crippled our state.
363
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:33,293
It's my pleasure to announce
that the city of Denver
364
00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:37,228
will be investing heavily
in the Pipi streaming service.
365
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:40,748
And we encourage
you all to "Go pee."
366
00:18:42,785 --> 00:18:45,995
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, Denver!
367
00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:50,931
It is a my honor to give you
all of the pee that I can.
368
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:55,177
And so, as of today,
we are all going
369
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,662
-to live in...
-RANDY Wait!
370
00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:00,872
Hold on!
371
00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,495
-Who is that?
-Excuse me!
372
00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:06,395
Please, I have to get
to the front!
373
00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:08,535
I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
everyone, please.
374
00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,053
-Please, I have an announcement.
375
00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:13,885
Everyone, my name is
Dr. Randy Marsh
376
00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,749
and I am...
377
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:18,165
-a scientist!
378
00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:22,204
The damage that has
been done to our fresh water
379
00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:25,897
due to the streaming wars
is irreversible, yes.
380
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,417
But I believe I have a plan.
381
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,315
And if you don't mind,
382
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,663
I'd like to show my deck
to each and every one of you.
383
00:19:34,768 --> 00:19:36,770
Whip it out, bro!
384
00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,324
The answer...
385
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,776
is an ocean water
desalinization plant.
386
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:45,572
When all of you hear
about droughts in our country,
387
00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:49,023
don't you ever think,
"Wait, the Earth is 75% water.
388
00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:52,061
What the fuck? How can we
not have enough water, right?"
389
00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:55,029
The only thing
stopping us from not
390
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:58,826
being able to use seawater
for our daily use is the salt.
391
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,208
I have a plan to pipe the water
392
00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:03,175
from the oceans up to
the Continental Divide.
393
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:05,626
From there, we separate
the salt from the water,
394
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:10,079
giving our entire country
enough clean water forever.
395
00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:15,084
And we ship the salt off to
Arby's and KFC where it belongs.
396
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,298
Dr. Marsh, you have
all the funding you need.
397
00:20:22,402 --> 00:20:24,990
Randy Marsh has the better deck!
398
00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:33,136
♪ ♪
399
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,655
♪ She's only 17...♪
400
00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,969
Ever since I can remember,
401
00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:40,247
I've wanted two things.
402
00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:43,595
My own waterpark
and to only have to pay
403
00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:48,428
for one streaming service.
And what I didn't know...
404
00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:51,085
was that my own employees
405
00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:53,674
would try to fuck me!
406
00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:56,677
And fucking ruin my life!
407
00:20:56,781 --> 00:21:00,371
Who is this guy talking
about a desalinization plant?!
408
00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:02,649
How did we miss him?!
409
00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:05,755
He's just some scientist,
h-he came out of nowhere.
410
00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:10,139
I asked you to take care of
anybody who might get in my way!
411
00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:12,175
I just wanna be a lifeguard.
412
00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:14,074
"I just wanna be a lifeguard."
413
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,525
You just wanna fuck Pipi!
414
00:21:16,628 --> 00:21:19,390
You're all a bunch
of stinky poopy babies!
415
00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:23,014
All of you!
You little pussy bitches!
416
00:21:24,498 --> 00:21:26,155
Oh, you don't like that, huh?
417
00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:28,260
I told you,
I told you kill anyone
418
00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:29,848
in the mountains
who could be a problem!
419
00:21:29,952 --> 00:21:33,576
You a little ManBear-bitch,
that's what you are!
420
00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:37,166
You wanna fuck with Pipi, huh?
421
00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,030
Don't forget what I have on you.
422
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,825
Sit down, ManBearBitchy!
423
00:21:43,379 --> 00:21:46,382
I want that
desalinization plant gone
424
00:21:46,486 --> 00:21:49,523
and I want the scientist dead!
425
00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:52,354
There can only be
one streaming service.
426
00:21:52,457 --> 00:21:55,598
And it's going to be Pipi+!
427
00:22:01,224 --> 00:22:04,400
♪ ♪
428
00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:06,989
It was- 15 on Thursday night.
429
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,509
The people were all excited
about the possibility
430
00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:11,614
of a new desalinization plant.
431
00:22:11,718 --> 00:22:14,859
But I had a lingering
uneasiness in my gut.
432
00:22:14,962 --> 00:22:17,793
And then, just like that,
in walked the nicest pair
433
00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:21,383
of knockers
I'd ever seen in my life.
434
00:22:25,525 --> 00:22:27,009
Detective,
we need to talk to you.
435
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,942
Aw, fuck, not you again.
436
00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:31,220
Get out of here kid, I'm not
going to arrest your mom.
437
00:22:31,323 --> 00:22:33,636
You might think differently when
you hear what we have to say.
438
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,742
-Go ahead, Tolkien.
-Sir,
439
00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,675
we think the person
who killed Robert Cussler
440
00:22:37,778 --> 00:22:40,781
actually had a bigger plan:
to make the drought happen.
441
00:22:41,748 --> 00:22:43,750
Your father
killed Robert Cussler.
442
00:22:43,853 --> 00:22:46,097
And what makes you think
he had a bigger plan?
443
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,445
Wait a minute. Did he
tell you his business plan?
444
00:22:49,549 --> 00:22:51,585
Did he show you his deck?!
445
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:52,793
No.
446
00:22:52,897 --> 00:22:54,968
My uncle Larry
showed me his dick once.
447
00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:57,557
My dad isn't capable
of killing anyone.
448
00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,144
Well, I'm sure that's true.
449
00:22:59,248 --> 00:23:03,045
And that's why your father had
ManBearPig do it for him.
450
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,979
You see, your dad
used ManBearPig to get rid
451
00:23:06,082 --> 00:23:08,775
of the competition
in the streaming wars.
452
00:23:08,878 --> 00:23:10,121
Butters, please.
453
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:12,468
And ManBearPig
will just go right on doing
454
00:23:12,572 --> 00:23:15,540
whatever Tolkien's father
says because he's afraid.
455
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,716
ManBearPig is afraid? Of what?
456
00:23:19,889 --> 00:23:24,135
Afraid for the safety...
of its wife and child.
457
00:23:24,963 --> 00:23:29,174
Not many people know about
PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck,
458
00:23:29,278 --> 00:23:31,832
but your father
must have threatened ManBearPig
459
00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:33,972
that he would tell
people they exist.
460
00:23:34,076 --> 00:23:37,838
And if everyone knew
that climate change had a child,
461
00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:39,564
they'd go after it.
462
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,222
Okay, whatever,
but you have no proof
463
00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:43,879
that it was my dad
who did anything.
464
00:23:43,982 --> 00:23:45,639
Don't I?
465
00:23:46,744 --> 00:23:49,125
I happen to know
for a fact that while the rest
466
00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:50,851
of the state is suffering,
467
00:23:50,955 --> 00:23:52,612
your dad has been
out living it up.
468
00:23:52,715 --> 00:23:54,441
Surveillance camera
caught him enjoying
469
00:23:54,545 --> 00:23:56,478
his time at a waterpark.
470
00:24:00,136 --> 00:24:01,931
The waterpark.
471
00:24:03,105 --> 00:24:04,382
♪ ♪
472
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,418
Hello, I'm Larry David.
473
00:24:06,522 --> 00:24:08,420
When I made my Superbowl
commercial for crypto,
474
00:24:08,524 --> 00:24:10,561
I didn't even really know
what it was!
475
00:24:10,664 --> 00:24:12,563
But thanks to the money I made,
I now can enjoy
476
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:15,324
my favorite beverage every day!
477
00:24:22,849 --> 00:24:24,195
Go pee!
478
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,059
With Pipi+.
479
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,460
Hello?
480
00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,429
Where the fuck am I?
481
00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:01,094
Hello?!
482
00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:13,002
- Well, I don't know, but
it needs to be a-fixed, okay?
483
00:25:13,106 --> 00:25:15,591
Maybe we have some
kind of intruder, huh,
484
00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:17,938
that's doing the sabotage,
you know!
485
00:25:18,042 --> 00:25:19,457
We looked everywhere, sir.
486
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,010
We didn't find anything.
487
00:25:21,114 --> 00:25:23,288
- Well, look harder,
you stupid fuck!
488
00:25:23,392 --> 00:25:25,670
Something going on down here!
489
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,860
Who are you?
Did you bandage me up?
490
00:25:44,516 --> 00:25:45,966
Chuck Chuck!
491
00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:48,762
Come on! Something's happened
492
00:25:48,866 --> 00:25:50,592
to the outtake valves again!
493
00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:03,535
Okay, that's great, guys.
494
00:26:03,639 --> 00:26:05,779
Keep the pipe
on the downward slope.
495
00:26:05,883 --> 00:26:08,506
-How's it all going?
-Oh, thanks, honey.
496
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,163
It's good. Fast.
497
00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:11,958
I think we can have this thing
up and running
498
00:26:12,061 --> 00:26:14,512
-for tests in a week.
-That's amazing.
499
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,928
You're not
so bad yourself, babe.
500
00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:20,276
Oh, and hey, Sharon?
501
00:26:21,277 --> 00:26:23,625
Sorry about
the whole "weed thing."
502
00:26:23,728 --> 00:26:25,937
It's okay, Randy.
503
00:26:28,871 --> 00:26:30,735
All right, Nelson,
I've updated the engineering.
504
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,564
I've accounted for the elevation
505
00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:34,808
but I still can't
figure out the pipeline.
506
00:26:34,912 --> 00:26:37,259
The problem is actually
getting enough pressure
507
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,813
to get the saltwater
up here to the plant.
508
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,884
It almost seems impossible.
509
00:26:41,988 --> 00:26:43,368
I don't know how you
get saltwater
510
00:26:43,472 --> 00:26:45,612
up here without
a tremendous amount of energy.
511
00:26:45,716 --> 00:26:47,234
Yeah, well, let's just
keep working.
512
00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:48,684
There has to be an answer.
513
00:26:48,788 --> 00:26:50,962
Science always has an answer.
514
00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:53,551
Randy, it's good
to have you back
515
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,415
at the U.S. Geological Survey.
516
00:26:55,518 --> 00:26:56,899
Thanks, Nelson.
517
00:26:58,142 --> 00:26:59,108
Oh, and hey, Nelson?
518
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,456
Sorry about the whole
"weed thing."
519
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,562
That's okay, Randy.
520
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,500
♪ ♪
521
00:27:11,603 --> 00:27:13,675
Hi, my name is Naomi Osaka.
522
00:27:13,778 --> 00:27:16,470
And I enjoy crypto
just like I enjoy
523
00:27:16,574 --> 00:27:19,301
fresh piss on my organic greens.
524
00:27:23,374 --> 00:27:24,962
Fortune favors the brave.
525
00:27:25,065 --> 00:27:27,689
-Fortune favors the brave.
-Fortune favors the brave.
526
00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:29,863
Fortune favors the brave.
527
00:27:34,523 --> 00:27:35,524
Go pee!
528
00:27:35,627 --> 00:27:37,043
With Pipi+.
529
00:27:37,837 --> 00:27:41,737
♪ She's a summertime girl♪
530
00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,810
ANNOUNCER
Welcome to Pipi's Waterpark!
531
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:49,296
Where the thrills and fun
are all 100% urine.
532
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,196
We hope you have a magical day
and if you need to
533
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:56,027
use the restroom, just let
it go in one of our many pools.
534
00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:58,064
Your pee will be
collected and harvested
535
00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:01,481
for Denver's water supply.
Go pee, Colorado.
536
00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:02,793
♪ She'll take you...♪
537
00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:05,519
Boy, oh boy, what a great
day for a swim!
538
00:28:05,623 --> 00:28:08,660
Can't wait
to hit that fresh pool!
539
00:28:08,764 --> 00:28:11,629
Blackhawk, this is Browneye.
I am in position.
540
00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:14,977
Copy, Butters. Do you see
the slide we're looking for?
541
00:28:16,116 --> 00:28:18,394
That's a negative, Blackhawk.
Got nothin' here.
542
00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:20,603
What about over by
the funnel cakes, Eric?
543
00:28:21,812 --> 00:28:22,985
♪ She's a summertime girl...♪
544
00:28:23,089 --> 00:28:24,711
I don't see
the slide that matches
545
00:28:24,815 --> 00:28:26,195
the one in the picture, Tolkien.
546
00:28:26,299 --> 00:28:28,542
I'm afraid this
could be a dead end, guys.
547
00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:30,613
-Wait. Oh, my God.
-What?
548
00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:33,409
There's a guy here who's just
totally staring at my tits.
549
00:28:33,513 --> 00:28:35,964
Hey, do you mind, sir?
My eyes are up here.
550
00:28:36,067 --> 00:28:37,724
Eric, we're trying not to
draw attention to oursel...
551
00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:39,761
Stop looking at my tits!
Yes, you are!
552
00:28:39,864 --> 00:28:41,279
Eric, do you...
553
00:28:41,383 --> 00:28:42,833
These people are all
staring at my fucking tits!
554
00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:44,351
They're such perverts!
555
00:28:44,455 --> 00:28:47,078
Little boy, we're just
a bit shocked to see that.
556
00:28:47,182 --> 00:28:49,632
Yeah, 'cause you're on the itty
bitty titty committee, bitch!
557
00:28:49,736 --> 00:28:52,118
Just focus on
the fucking plan, Eric!
558
00:28:52,946 --> 00:28:54,361
Hey, fellas, I think I got it!
559
00:28:54,465 --> 00:28:57,399
I found the slide
where the photo was taken!
560
00:28:58,193 --> 00:29:01,058
And there's some kind of bunker
entrance right next to it.
561
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,758
♪ ♪
562
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,526
Hello, ma'am. I'm sorry
563
00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:24,909
but I need to speak
with you about your husband.
564
00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:28,292
-Is he dead?
-Not yet.
565
00:29:28,395 --> 00:29:32,227
But he will be as soon as
I can find him. Can I come in?
566
00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:35,402
Your husband
is a very dangerous man.
567
00:29:35,506 --> 00:29:38,854
We now believe that he caused
the whole drought to happen.
568
00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:41,374
-Do you mind?
-Yes.
569
00:29:41,477 --> 00:29:42,893
Great.
570
00:29:42,996 --> 00:29:45,585
Now, obviously,
your husband had some kind
571
00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:47,380
of bigger business plan.
572
00:29:48,174 --> 00:29:50,141
He might have it
all explained somewhere.
573
00:29:50,245 --> 00:29:52,109
Does your husband have a deck?
574
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:54,939
Of course my husband has a dick.
575
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,390
Well, I'd like to see it,
if that's okay with you.
576
00:29:57,493 --> 00:30:00,220
How am I supposed to show you
when I don't even know
577
00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,257
-where he is?
-All right. If you want to
578
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,121
be difficult, ma'am,
that's fine.
579
00:30:04,224 --> 00:30:06,537
But you know
where your husband is
580
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,228
and so does your little boy.
581
00:30:08,332 --> 00:30:10,161
I'm sure that you've both
seen his deck
582
00:30:10,265 --> 00:30:12,198
and I'm sure
it's pretty massive.
583
00:30:12,301 --> 00:30:15,063
Detective, my husband
is a good man.
584
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,168
Well, I'm sure
he was at one point.
585
00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:19,377
But then he
started a streaming service
586
00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:21,724
and became
the monster that he is today.
587
00:30:21,828 --> 00:30:24,382
Okay, well, I think you
should leave now.
588
00:30:24,486 --> 00:30:26,039
All right, fine.
589
00:30:26,143 --> 00:30:29,008
But just so you know,
when I find your husband--
590
00:30:29,111 --> 00:30:32,114
and I will find him--
I'm gonna shoot him.
591
00:30:32,218 --> 00:30:35,186
And then I'll check out
his deck later.
592
00:30:36,739 --> 00:30:39,397
♪ ♪
593
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,784
This must be where all the pee
594
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,717
is collected for
Pipi's streaming service.
595
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,030
Sure is a lot of pee!
596
00:30:51,858 --> 00:30:53,308
This place is massive.
They had to have
597
00:30:53,411 --> 00:30:55,172
been working on this place
for years!
598
00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:56,967
Yeah, looks like someone
has been planning
599
00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:59,003
on fucking my mom
for a long time!
600
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:02,006
Everyone spread out
and see what you can find.
601
00:31:03,939 --> 00:31:05,561
What exactly are we looking for?
602
00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:08,668
Documents, contracts, condoms,
whatever you can find.
603
00:31:08,771 --> 00:31:10,912
Get a picture
of anything unusual.
604
00:31:11,015 --> 00:31:12,603
People would be
very interested to see
605
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,156
how far along this all is.
606
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:17,366
Hey, there's some little
brown chocolates on the floor.
607
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:23,717
Chunk!
608
00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:27,031
Whoa!
609
00:31:32,209 --> 00:31:35,937
It's okay. It's okay.
We're not gonna hurt you.
610
00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,870
Chuck Chuck?
611
00:31:40,596 --> 00:31:42,046
The fuck is that?
612
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,461
What are you doing down here?
613
00:31:43,565 --> 00:31:45,015
Are you lost?
614
00:31:45,877 --> 00:31:47,741
Chuck Chuck.
615
00:31:49,329 --> 00:31:51,987
You guys, seriously,
the fuck is that?
616
00:31:52,091 --> 00:31:54,714
It's like a little bear pig...
617
00:31:57,234 --> 00:31:59,408
They don't know
you're down here, do they?
618
00:31:59,512 --> 00:32:01,928
Chuck Chuck.
619
00:32:02,032 --> 00:32:04,482
Hey, stop right there!
620
00:32:17,219 --> 00:32:19,739
Yeah, we did it! We did it!
621
00:32:19,842 --> 00:32:21,258
Tell the boss we caught 'em!
622
00:32:21,361 --> 00:32:23,018
We finally caught
the little buggers
623
00:32:23,122 --> 00:32:25,469
that've been messing
with the equipment down here.
624
00:32:28,023 --> 00:32:29,059
♪ ♪
625
00:32:29,162 --> 00:32:30,681
I'm Reese Witherspoon.
626
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,269
I think crypto is a great idea
627
00:32:32,372 --> 00:32:35,030
but there's one investment
that's even smarter.
628
00:32:35,134 --> 00:32:37,895
That's why when my family
is enjoying festive party games,
629
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,931
we do it in pee.
630
00:32:55,257 --> 00:32:56,569
Go pee!
631
00:32:56,672 --> 00:32:58,502
With Pipi+.
632
00:33:05,992 --> 00:33:07,442
Oh, hey, honey.
633
00:33:07,545 --> 00:33:09,237
-Any luck?
-No.
634
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:11,894
The plant is almost ready to go
and I still can't figure out
635
00:33:11,998 --> 00:33:13,896
how to get the saltwater to it.
636
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,347
The elevations
are just too extreme.
637
00:33:16,451 --> 00:33:18,073
Hey, what are the kids doing?
638
00:33:18,177 --> 00:33:20,489
Mm, they're just in their rooms,
hanging out.
639
00:33:20,593 --> 00:33:21,939
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
640
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,906
How about we round them up
and go take a nice walk
641
00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:25,460
-or something.
-You sure?
642
00:33:25,563 --> 00:33:28,325
Yeah, I need a break
and they need a dad. Come on.
643
00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:32,260
Oh, hang on a second,
it's Nelson.
644
00:33:32,363 --> 00:33:33,951
Hey, Nelson!
How's it going up there?
645
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,540
Randy! Randy!
646
00:33:36,643 --> 00:33:38,335
The plant!
647
00:33:38,438 --> 00:33:39,715
It's all wrecked!
648
00:33:39,819 --> 00:33:40,889
What are you talking about?
649
00:33:40,992 --> 00:33:43,064
It was climate change, Randy!
650
00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:45,031
It ripped apart
the watershed and took
651
00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:47,275
a huge shit
in the conversion tanks!
652
00:33:47,378 --> 00:33:48,586
No.
653
00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:50,347
It just started
tearing through people.
654
00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:54,420
But, Randy, it seemed like
it was looking for something.
655
00:33:54,523 --> 00:33:57,699
I'm scared it might
have been looking for you.
656
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,568
Randy, what's going on?
657
00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:07,122
What's going on, Dad?
658
00:34:07,226 --> 00:34:09,297
Take the kids to the basement
and lock the door.
659
00:34:10,677 --> 00:34:11,747
Randy, what are we...
660
00:34:11,851 --> 00:34:14,302
Just do it, baby, please!
661
00:34:21,447 --> 00:34:23,725
Randy, I'm not gonna hurt you.
662
00:34:24,553 --> 00:34:26,314
What the fuck
are you doing here?!
663
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,075
I need your help, Randy.
I can't go to the police.
664
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:31,077
Yeah, no shit,
'cause you're a murderer!
665
00:34:31,181 --> 00:34:32,941
I didn't kill anyone!
666
00:34:33,044 --> 00:34:34,943
Look, I know
we've had our differences.
667
00:34:35,046 --> 00:34:36,979
But I need you to
trust me right now.
668
00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:39,189
I don't care
about Credigree Weed anymore.
669
00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:40,914
I just want to fix the drought.
670
00:34:41,018 --> 00:34:42,882
You're not going to
fix it because
671
00:34:42,985 --> 00:34:44,746
Pipi controls everything!
672
00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,196
Pipi?
673
00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:48,163
He used the water commissioner
to get us
674
00:34:48,267 --> 00:34:50,303
to start our streaming war
against each other.
675
00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:52,788
No.
676
00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:54,445
He used us, Randy.
677
00:34:54,549 --> 00:34:56,620
Pipi tried to have me killed
but some little beaver thing
678
00:34:56,723 --> 00:34:58,104
saved me. Please.
679
00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,485
My wife said Tolkien
and his friends
680
00:34:59,588 --> 00:35:01,142
went to look for me
at the waterpark.
681
00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:03,730
Credigree and Tegridy
have to work together.
682
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,218
Tegridy took over my life
683
00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:10,944
and completely ruined
my character.
684
00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:12,532
Don't you get it?
685
00:35:12,636 --> 00:35:16,053
We aren't the ones who
are ever gonna help anything.
686
00:35:17,606 --> 00:35:20,022
We're the ones who
make everything worse.
687
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:28,790
It's no use,
we can't hack through the bars.
688
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:32,656
Hey. Hey there.
689
00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:38,075
Chuck Chuck.
690
00:35:38,869 --> 00:35:40,111
Hey.
691
00:35:40,215 --> 00:35:41,941
Are you down here
looking for your dad?
692
00:35:42,044 --> 00:35:43,839
I'm looking for my dad, too.
693
00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:46,014
Oh, God, that's so cheesy.
694
00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:49,742
You don't have to be
afraid of people.
695
00:35:49,845 --> 00:35:50,984
I can tell you why.
696
00:35:58,060 --> 00:35:59,752
Chuck Chuck.
697
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,410
Yes. Good, Tolkien,
I think you're starting
698
00:36:02,513 --> 00:36:04,619
-to reason with it.
699
00:36:07,553 --> 00:36:08,519
So!
700
00:36:08,623 --> 00:36:10,176
You're the little "sabotagis"
701
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,971
that's been messing
with my stuff, huh?
702
00:36:12,074 --> 00:36:15,216
Uh, no, we actually
just got here recently, sir.
703
00:36:15,319 --> 00:36:18,149
-Where is my dad?
-Your dad?
704
00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:19,910
-Oh...
705
00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:23,258
You the boys that
make-a the little boats-a. No?
706
00:36:23,362 --> 00:36:26,157
Oh, you help Pipi so much!
707
00:36:26,261 --> 00:36:29,091
You probably
made a lot of money, huh?
708
00:36:30,127 --> 00:36:31,542
We didn't know
what we were doing.
709
00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:34,511
Yeah, well, who does, huh?
710
00:36:34,614 --> 00:36:37,065
That's doing business
in America.
711
00:36:37,168 --> 00:36:38,687
You just get in,
712
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:41,897
fuck everything up,
pay people money you don't have,
713
00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:45,280
and try to get a big
market evaluation, yes?
714
00:36:45,384 --> 00:36:46,661
So you sped up climate change
715
00:36:46,764 --> 00:36:48,559
and then you fucked my mom,
is that it?
716
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,285
Scusi?
717
00:36:50,389 --> 00:36:51,907
No, see, what he did was
718
00:36:52,011 --> 00:36:53,150
he paid people too much money
719
00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:54,669
while actually devaluing
the artists,
720
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:56,705
creating a streaming business
that was driving content
721
00:36:56,809 --> 00:36:58,604
instead of content
driving the business.
722
00:36:58,707 --> 00:37:01,503
So now he's got a huge company
but all he's delivering is piss.
723
00:37:01,607 --> 00:37:04,265
And now I'm about to have
the only streaming service
724
00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:05,818
in the world.
725
00:37:05,921 --> 00:37:09,580
You see, I have all
the celebrities here.
726
00:37:09,684 --> 00:37:14,482
Everybody to be in one big
final commercitogether!
727
00:37:14,585 --> 00:37:16,622
And when that commercigoes out,
728
00:37:16,725 --> 00:37:19,728
everybody gonna want to
invest in Pipi.
729
00:37:20,557 --> 00:37:23,594
And you boys, well...
I'm afraid you might meet up
730
00:37:23,698 --> 00:37:26,217
with a little accidente, eh?
731
00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:28,565
The pee-pee gonna come down
732
00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:31,844
and it gonna wash you boys
away down a drain-ee.
733
00:37:31,947 --> 00:37:35,572
Come on!
We gotta make-a the commerci!
734
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,265
♪ ♪
735
00:37:46,548 --> 00:37:50,276
I'm sorry, guys. I got played.
736
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,071
We all got played, Dad.
737
00:37:52,174 --> 00:37:53,728
The whole state.
738
00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:57,352
I really thought I could
make a difference this time.
739
00:37:57,456 --> 00:38:00,562
Well, you can't, Randy.
740
00:38:01,701 --> 00:38:04,117
But there is someone who can.
741
00:38:04,946 --> 00:38:07,328
Somebody who can go
down to that waterpark
742
00:38:07,431 --> 00:38:09,537
and demand to be heard.
743
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,747
We need Karen back, Dad.
744
00:38:12,850 --> 00:38:14,058
What?
745
00:38:14,162 --> 00:38:16,026
No. No!
746
00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,545
You have to, Dad.
747
00:38:17,648 --> 00:38:19,305
Karen is the only one
that can get past security
748
00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:21,100
and insist
to see the management.
749
00:38:21,203 --> 00:38:23,827
Karen is gone. Okay?
750
00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:26,899
I'm never going back.
751
00:38:27,002 --> 00:38:28,590
Then Pipi does win.
752
00:38:28,694 --> 00:38:30,696
And we all go without fresh
water for the rest of our lives.
753
00:38:30,799 --> 00:38:33,595
Come on, Karen, please.
My friends are down there.
754
00:38:33,699 --> 00:38:35,908
It doesn't work like that.
755
00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:39,221
I didn't just
become Karen overnight.
756
00:38:39,325 --> 00:38:40,913
First I smoked weed.
757
00:38:41,016 --> 00:38:42,466
Then I smoked too much weed.
758
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,537
Then I started a weed farm
and then I got entitled
759
00:38:44,641 --> 00:38:46,850
and did everything
I could to protect it!
760
00:38:51,337 --> 00:38:54,236
But the weed is all gone now.
761
00:38:55,997 --> 00:38:57,412
Not all of it.
762
00:39:14,981 --> 00:39:18,157
The Thanksgiving Day Special?
You saved this?
763
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:20,539
I-I made this, like,
three years ago.
764
00:39:20,642 --> 00:39:24,508
Yeah. I think it's
the best special you ever made.
765
00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:27,856
♪ ♪
766
00:39:31,722 --> 00:39:36,693
If I smoke this...
I won't remember any of you.
767
00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:42,837
It will be like none of
the past few days ever happened.
768
00:39:43,872 --> 00:39:45,840
We have to have water, Karen.
769
00:39:48,774 --> 00:39:51,362
♪ ♪
770
00:40:19,356 --> 00:40:20,495
What the hell is he doing?
771
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,014
He looks ridiculous.
772
00:40:22,117 --> 00:40:24,395
Just-just let him do it, kids.
773
00:40:29,228 --> 00:40:31,472
♪ ♪
774
00:40:35,717 --> 00:40:38,237
♪ We missed you, Karen♪
775
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,929
♪ Where have you been?♪
776
00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:44,588
Someone's been
fucking with my Tegridy!
777
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,764
-Yeah!
-Yeah, Dad!
778
00:40:51,008 --> 00:40:52,251
Thank you!
779
00:40:52,354 --> 00:40:54,564
Thank you, everyone, for coming
780
00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:57,808
to be a part
of filming my new commerci.
781
00:40:57,912 --> 00:41:02,503
This is gonna be the best
commerciwe ever make-a!
782
00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:07,542
Okay, now everyone look
like you're having fun!
783
00:41:07,646 --> 00:41:12,685
Background action!
And action, Matt Damon-a!
784
00:41:13,548 --> 00:41:15,308
Hi. I'm Matt Damon.
785
00:41:15,412 --> 00:41:19,347
Me and all my Hollywood friends
have a little secret to share.
786
00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:21,832
We love being in pee.
787
00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:23,282
Are you in?
788
00:41:23,385 --> 00:41:24,559
Okay, that's good, that's good.
789
00:41:24,663 --> 00:41:27,597
Now you all play
in the pee a little bit.
790
00:41:28,425 --> 00:41:30,461
You laughing, you having fun.
791
00:41:30,565 --> 00:41:32,498
You splash-a
the pee on each other.
792
00:41:36,502 --> 00:41:37,883
Good, good. You love the pee.
793
00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:40,126
Now maybe, Matt Damon,
you splash pee
794
00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:41,507
on Reesie Witherspoon.
795
00:41:41,611 --> 00:41:43,716
And then, Reesie, the pee--
the pee make you
796
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:46,754
so happy that-that you cry.
797
00:41:46,857 --> 00:41:48,238
I cry?
798
00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:50,827
Yes, Reesie, you so happy
in the pee, it make you cry.
799
00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:55,072
And when you cry...
you cry the pee.
800
00:41:55,176 --> 00:41:57,903
I can't cry pee.
801
00:41:58,006 --> 00:41:59,490
Oh, come on, Reesie.
802
00:41:59,594 --> 00:42:01,354
You slut yourself out
for crypto,
803
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,356
now just be a slut for Pipi.
804
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:06,705
Go on, cry, Reesie.
You're all a bunch of sellouts.
805
00:42:06,808 --> 00:42:09,121
Cry for the commerci.
Come on, cry.
806
00:42:16,197 --> 00:42:19,372
I'm sorry, folks,
the waterpark is closed
807
00:42:19,476 --> 00:42:21,029
for a commercial shoot.
808
00:42:21,133 --> 00:42:23,307
We'll let you know as soon as we
get things back open again.
809
00:42:24,999 --> 00:42:27,208
♪ ♪
810
00:42:37,252 --> 00:42:39,254
It's Karen!
811
00:42:39,358 --> 00:42:42,879
I want in your waterpark
right now!
812
00:42:42,982 --> 00:42:45,985
The park's closed,
they're filming a commercial.
813
00:42:46,089 --> 00:42:48,125
I wanna speak to your...
814
00:42:48,229 --> 00:42:49,471
manager!
815
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,237
Good. Good.
816
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,654
And now, Larry David, you come
up with the pee in your mouth.
817
00:43:01,449 --> 00:43:05,177
And then you just, you just spit
the pee on Gwyneth Paltrow.
818
00:43:16,015 --> 00:43:18,984
There you are!
What's going on?
819
00:43:19,087 --> 00:43:21,503
You wanna tell me
what the fuck is going on?!
820
00:43:21,607 --> 00:43:23,609
Scusi, who let you in?
821
00:43:23,713 --> 00:43:26,785
I let myself in
because it's a free country
822
00:43:26,888 --> 00:43:29,028
and I'll stand where
I fucking want!
823
00:43:29,132 --> 00:43:30,443
Get him out of here!
824
00:43:30,547 --> 00:43:31,962
Don't you fucking touch me!
825
00:43:32,066 --> 00:43:34,102
Don't any of you
fucking touch me!
826
00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,002
Okay, we obviously have a bit
of a Karen here, let's, uh...
827
00:43:37,105 --> 00:43:39,211
You can call me Karen
all you fucking want!
828
00:43:39,314 --> 00:43:40,764
Motherfucker!
829
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,352
Why don't you tell everyone
what you've been doing?!
830
00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:45,700
I want to speak
to someone in charge! No!
831
00:43:45,804 --> 00:43:47,737
No, 'cause clearly
you're not in charge!
832
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,153
-What's going on up there?
-You don't even know what
the fuck you're doing!
833
00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:51,361
Do you?!
834
00:43:52,155 --> 00:43:55,158
-Hello? Who's there?
835
00:43:55,952 --> 00:43:59,265
Who's there? Goddamn it,
I-I'm the fuckin' lifeguard.
836
00:44:09,241 --> 00:44:10,552
Whoa.
837
00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:13,245
No, you-you all need
to get a life!
838
00:44:13,348 --> 00:44:15,109
I'm not wasted, you're wasted!
839
00:44:15,212 --> 00:44:18,940
Okay, fine, if you don't leave,
I'm gonna call the police.
840
00:44:19,044 --> 00:44:20,148
Fuckin' do it!
841
00:44:20,252 --> 00:44:21,632
Fucking call the police!
842
00:44:21,736 --> 00:44:23,600
Bring 'em right here!
Why don't you go back
843
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,153
to your own fucking country?!
844
00:44:25,257 --> 00:44:27,155
-Oh, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Oh, whoa.
845
00:44:27,259 --> 00:44:29,986
Tom, it looks like
after several days of nothing,
846
00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:33,023
a new Karen video has finally
appeared on the Internet.
847
00:44:33,127 --> 00:44:35,681
A livestream caught Karen
spewing the usual
848
00:44:35,785 --> 00:44:37,234
entitled hateful bullshit,
849
00:44:37,338 --> 00:44:39,547
and more and more viewers
are tuning in!
850
00:44:39,650 --> 00:44:42,723
You probably don't even have
a fucking green card, do you?!
851
00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:45,001
Okay. Please leave, okay?
852
00:44:45,104 --> 00:44:47,658
No! You leave! I'm an American!
853
00:44:47,762 --> 00:44:49,315
I pay taxes!
854
00:44:49,419 --> 00:44:52,767
-Okay, please-please leave.
-No! You're a piece of shit
855
00:44:52,871 --> 00:44:55,287
who started the streaming wars
on purpose
856
00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:57,220
to-to cause the drought!
857
00:44:58,773 --> 00:45:00,637
Okay-okay, that's it.
858
00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:03,019
Everybody, we're sorry
for the disturbance.
859
00:45:03,122 --> 00:45:05,400
Yeah, and then you pay
celebrities to get people
860
00:45:05,504 --> 00:45:06,954
to invest in your dumb shit
861
00:45:07,057 --> 00:45:09,266
'cause you know
it's fucking dumb!
862
00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:15,479
Somebody get this Karen
out of my face-y!
863
00:45:21,865 --> 00:45:25,213
Oh, you fucked now, Karen.
864
00:45:25,317 --> 00:45:28,182
Oh, look out! ManBearPig!
865
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:33,566
Dad? Dad!
866
00:45:33,670 --> 00:45:35,741
Dad, you're okay!
867
00:45:35,845 --> 00:45:38,813
Tolkien? Tolkien!
868
00:45:40,642 --> 00:45:41,954
♪ ♪
869
00:45:44,474 --> 00:45:46,890
♪ ♪
870
00:45:49,237 --> 00:45:50,652
Where did you come from?!
871
00:45:50,756 --> 00:45:52,758
We were busted out
by our new friend.
872
00:45:52,862 --> 00:45:54,725
It's okay, you can come out.
873
00:46:00,283 --> 00:46:01,802
Chuck Chuck.
874
00:46:01,905 --> 00:46:03,873
What the fuck is that thing?
875
00:46:03,976 --> 00:46:06,703
I think I can explain it all.
876
00:46:07,738 --> 00:46:10,224
You see,
for Pipi's plan to work,
877
00:46:10,327 --> 00:46:12,536
he needed to
control climate change.
878
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,782
And the only way to control
anything, is by fucking its mom.
879
00:46:16,886 --> 00:46:18,991
But what Pipi didn't count on,
880
00:46:19,095 --> 00:46:21,752
was that
a child will stop at nothing
881
00:46:21,856 --> 00:46:24,341
to find out
who is fucking their mom.
882
00:46:26,412 --> 00:46:28,104
Chuck Chuck.
883
00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:38,217
See? I-I keep them safe, uh-huh.
884
00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,773
Whoa, whoa. Hold on
a minute, ManBearBitchie.
885
00:46:42,877 --> 00:46:44,499
We have a great team, no?
886
00:46:46,225 --> 00:46:49,677
You no wanna hurt Pipi.
Look at everything we've done!
887
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,695
I give you half
of the company, huh?!
888
00:47:07,798 --> 00:47:09,421
What do you say,
ManBearBitchie?!
889
00:47:09,524 --> 00:47:13,597
We can own the only streaming
service in the world together!
890
00:47:24,919 --> 00:47:28,336
-It's over. We did it!
-We did it, Dad!
891
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,029
Randy. Thank you so much.
892
00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:36,862
Randy? What are you staring at?
893
00:47:36,966 --> 00:47:39,071
Oh, here we go again.
894
00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:41,349
No, wait.
895
00:47:42,385 --> 00:47:43,834
Mr.... Mr. Marsh?
896
00:47:43,938 --> 00:47:45,319
My eyes are up-- Dude!
897
00:47:45,422 --> 00:47:49,910
How to get saltwater to
the desalinization plant.
898
00:47:50,738 --> 00:47:52,809
Saltwater-- saline.
899
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:55,053
Saline in the plant.
900
00:47:55,156 --> 00:47:58,297
Saline implant! Holy fuck!
901
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,167
Today we try
for a new beginning.
902
00:48:06,271 --> 00:48:10,137
You know, in police work,
we don't always get it right.
903
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,347
I wanted a deck in my hands
so bad that I didn't care
904
00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:14,831
whose deck it was.
905
00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:16,591
But I'm happy
to be standing here now
906
00:48:16,695 --> 00:48:18,973
with our new test subject.
907
00:48:19,077 --> 00:48:21,872
Thank you. I just
want to say to my mom...
908
00:48:21,976 --> 00:48:24,220
Mom, I'm sorry.
909
00:48:24,323 --> 00:48:27,257
I'm sorry that I can't
always be the son that you need.
910
00:48:27,361 --> 00:48:29,570
Because right now you need
a son that can stay firm
911
00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:30,951
and teach you a lesson.
912
00:48:31,054 --> 00:48:34,506
But unfortunately, duty calls.
I'm ready.
913
00:48:42,445 --> 00:48:44,171
Okay, hit it.
914
00:48:49,659 --> 00:48:51,937
♪ ♪
915
00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:54,353
Okay, it works.
Bring in the rest!
916
00:48:58,495 --> 00:49:01,050
♪ ♪
917
00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:30,217
We got Matt Damon to tell
every woman
918
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,839
with fake tits to be brave!
919
00:49:31,942 --> 00:49:33,841
Look at all of them.
920
00:49:41,987 --> 00:49:44,265
It's working!
921
00:49:48,062 --> 00:49:50,961
Hey, everybody! Look!
922
00:49:57,278 --> 00:50:00,937
ManBearPig is leaving with
PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck.
923
00:50:03,767 --> 00:50:05,424
Chuck Chuck!
924
00:50:12,431 --> 00:50:13,501
Hey, wait.
925
00:50:13,605 --> 00:50:15,020
If that little thing
926
00:50:15,124 --> 00:50:16,918
is gonna be
climate change someday,
927
00:50:17,022 --> 00:50:19,093
shouldn't we, like... kill it?
928
00:50:20,508 --> 00:50:21,613
I think what we should do
929
00:50:21,716 --> 00:50:22,855
is try to reach out to it,
930
00:50:22,959 --> 00:50:24,271
see what it needs
and see if it can
931
00:50:24,374 --> 00:50:25,824
be different from its father.
932
00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:28,206
Yeah, but that
all sounds really hard.
933
00:50:28,309 --> 00:50:31,036
We have enough water
for the summer now. Fuck it.
934
00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:33,245
Let's smoke some weed!
935
00:50:36,628 --> 00:50:38,837
♪ ♪
936
00:50:45,395 --> 00:50:47,397
♪ ♪
937
00:51:17,462 --> 00:51:19,429
♪ ♪
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