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Excuse me, Mr. Farmer,
but John John wants his ball.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I made some coffee
and left a sweet roll in the oven.
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I talked with Dr. Alfasa.
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She doesn't think you should
see the children for a while...
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...especially John John...
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...until they get used to the idea.
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Felix!
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I'm leaving the Cadillac.
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- I'm no dog!
- They're waiting in the car.
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You snap your fingers, whistle.
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- I'm no dog.
- I accept that.
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How about moving your pigeon toes
towards the front door?
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We'll get this show on the road.
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Absolutely. I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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Harry Sandler.
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- Did you get Felix?
- No, I'm calling your father.
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- Give him my love.
- What?
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- Hello?
- Harry!
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Yes, Dick.
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I called Bel Air and Palm Springs
but didn't get an answer.
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Right.
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I tried his beach number
and I got some deranged Chinaman.
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You get Felix on the phone and tell him
to be at David's office at 11:00.
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Right.
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You tell him 11:00, or it's his ass.
And your ass, too, Harry. Got it?
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Joyce sends her best.
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He wants to know how you are.
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How do I look?
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If I told him,
he'd have another heart attack.
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She's terrific.
Now, stop jerkin' off and call your client.
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The kids' bathing suits.
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I left a set of keys on your dresser.
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Mr. Farmer's residence. Harry Sandler.
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I'm afraid Mr. Farmer is out to lunch.
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I'm coming!
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'Bye, Daddy!
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Harry says it's a matter of life and death.
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Please, be quiet.
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Mommy, why can't Daddy come with us?
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Because Mommy is having a very bad day.
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A fire in downtown Los Angeles
this morning destroyed the Oak Hotel.
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Luckily, no injuries.
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The damage is estimated at $1.5 million.
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Now, here's Tammy Taylor
with her exclusive report from Hollywood.
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Night Wind opened in 800 theatres
to unanimously bad reviews...
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... and in spite of a mammoth
advertising campaign...
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... in the first week,
has grossed less money...
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... than any film
in the history of Capitol Studios.
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I have it on good authority
that Capitol's president, David Blackman...
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... is considering
calling in all the prints.
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- Can't someone find him?
- I've been on the phone all morning.
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What about Sandler?
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I told him it was his ass
if Felix wasn't here at 11:00.
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- What did the lawyers say?
- lf you cut the film, he can sue.
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Then, what's the answer?
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Scare the hell out of him,
then give him your ideas.
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- Ideas? It's a piece of shit.
- Absolutely.
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That's one thing I'm proud of.
I'm a damn good cutter.
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- You sure are.
- The best.
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I ran the film twice last night.
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The cutter agrees
with most of your suggestions.
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- But will he say so to Felix?
- I think so.
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- He's been with Felix for 15 years.
- He wants to direct.
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- That's all I need. Another director.
- Speaking of directors...
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What about Culley?
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What about Culley, for Christ's sake?
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He's shacked up with some 16-year-old girl
and a case of Jack Daniels.
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He has a six-picture deal, pay or play.
What does he care?
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I had a lengthy conversation
with him last night.
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I told him that J.G. was so worried
he was considering selling the studio.
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Knowing J.G., that's not so far-fetched.
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Evidently, Culley didn't think so either.
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- Obviously.
- What do you mean? Where is he?
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Right outside.
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All right, check on Sandler.
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Send Culley in.
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- Harry Sandler, this is Dick Benson.
- Gentlemen.
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I want to recut Night Wind,
but Felix has an ironclad contract.
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That's never stopped you before.
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All right, no smart-ass stuff, Culley.
J.G. called six times last night.
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If we don't do something quick,
all hell's going to break loose.
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Harry!
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It's 10:00 in the morning.
Where could he be having lunch?
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I don't think you grasp
the seriousness of this situation.
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- All right, hang up.
- He's not home, he's having lunch.
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I want you to get Felix to agree
to recut the film.
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Tell him you've got some good ideas.
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Put out a story
that we're recalling all the prints...
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...and Culley is going to make
some drastic changes to the picture.
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- I've got to call in to J.G. at 6:00.
- Give him my regards.
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Unless you have something that can't wait
till the 3:00 meeting, thank you.
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- Hello.
- Did I wake you up?
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Hi, darling.
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No, you didn't wake me up.
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Ready when you are.
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It's a wonder.
You really wore me out last night.
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You were fantastic.
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You were pretty fantastic yourself.
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Listen, I like your suggestion.
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Sam Marshall and you
make good chemistry.
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And he's right for the part.
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- What did you say?
- Nothing.
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That's great.
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- Then we got a date?
- So, I'll see you tonight?
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- I miss you.
- Yeah.
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- 'Bye.
- 'Bye, darling.
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You son of a bitch.
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Well, he liked my suggestion.
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He thinks you'll be great for the part.
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Hi.
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Ladies.
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What a great car you have.
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- Where are you headed?
- That depends.
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Where are you headed?
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You're late, Ben.
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I know that, dear boy.
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- What's up?
- They're all waiting in the study.
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- You didn't answer my question, dear boy.
- That's because I'm not your dear boy.
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Once we file for divorce,
it's a matter of public record.
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Polly Reed's nose is in the wind.
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- My secretary's saying I'm in Palm Springs.
- I have to say something.
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You could not have picked a worse time.
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As your press agent, I agree.
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But it wouldn't be good
if Night Wind was a hit.
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Like it or not, you're the first
to admit it. You have an image.
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They have newspapers to sell.
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Imagine what they'll say
once they've written the nice things.
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00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,310
You know this town, sweetie.
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00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,283
You can smoke dope and end up
going steady with your Afghan...
131
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...and you're one of the gang.
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00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,583
But you, you're Peter Pan.
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Night Wind is a fact.
We have to show it wasn't your fault.
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Anybody can fail, even Sally Miles.
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00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:56,758
- No! That was Felix's responsibility.
- I didn't mean...
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00:14:56,831 --> 00:15:01,792
But, sweetie, you walk out on him now
and your friggin' fans will hate your guts.
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00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:05,533
- The ones who criticized your marriage.
- Those snakes will be the first.
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00:15:05,808 --> 00:15:07,538
Not even a legal separation?
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- Absolutely not.
- Shit, no!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Damn.
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Sorry.
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That water is cold.
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Take it easy, ladies,
while I check things out.
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00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:11,010
Gary?
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00:17:13,218 --> 00:17:14,480
Felix?
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Sally?
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Anybody home?
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Good morning.
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Culley, there was a man out there
with a rat, and he put it in our...
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Good morning.
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It's not such a good idea
to sit in here with the motor running.
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00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,039
I better turn off the ignition.
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Oh, my God!
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Sorry, Culley just called.
Felix tried to kill himself.
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00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,916
Just thought you'd like to know.
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I can be reached at that number
or this one here.
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Okay. I think that about covers it.
I appreciate you calling.
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- Thank you very much.
- Nothing.
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Can I borrow a bathing suit?
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There must be some spares
in the upstairs dressing room.
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If I can't find anything,
what are the laws on nude sunbathing?
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- I'd have to come back and arrest you.
- Bet I could talk you out of it.
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Bet she could, too.
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00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:02,002
I may drop back later
and check on Mr. Farmer. Let's go!
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Do that. And, Phil, there's liable to be
some reporters nosing around.
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The only person who likes reporters
less than me is the chief.
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They stick their noses in the wrong place,
they get stepped on.
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00:21:12,256 --> 00:21:14,850
Tell Mr. Farmer if he ever does a movie
about the cops...
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...l've got a lot of stories.
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- I'll tell him.
- None of that Serpico crap, the real cops.
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- See you later, Mr. Culley.
- Okay.
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I don't believe it.
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The traffic is jammed up
all the way to Topanga.
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It took me an hour and a half to get here.
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- How is he?
- Compared to what?
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Come on. Gary called and said that Felix...
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00:21:42,824 --> 00:21:45,850
I told Gary to tell Sally
not to take an ad out in Variety.
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- Lila, this is Ben.
- Nice to meet you.
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Gary was just doing his job.
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Maybe Felix did try to kill himself,
but Sally will suffer!
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- I couldn't find a bathing suit.
- Babs, Ben.
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Nice knowing you.
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I'd like to nude sunbathe,
but I might get busted.
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Darling, you already are busted.
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- You think it's all right?
- I think it's a wonderful idea.
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Great.
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Here goes nothing.
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If that's her idea of nothing,
can you imagine her concept of something?
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Culley, you're a dirty old man.
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00:22:22,235 --> 00:22:23,862
- Hi, Doc. How is he?
- Hi, Ben.
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How is he?
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00:22:25,306 --> 00:22:28,571
Why is it nobody ever asks
how the doctor is first?
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Did it ever occur to you
that I could be sicker than the patient?
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Irving, I'm sorry.
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Felix will survive.
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But for all you know, I might be terminal.
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Thank God I'm not a surgeon.
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- Can you wait till I mix you a drink?
- Barely.
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Please! Felix is going to be all right,
isn't he?
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He'll be fine.
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- I'm not so sure about you.
- What's wrong?
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You look like 180 pounds
of condemned veal.
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- Let me give you a vitamin shot.
- No, thank you.
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You never know. It might help.
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00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:01,376
Why should I give you a vitamin shot?
I'm the one with the hangover.
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- Hi, hon, it's me. Any messages?
- B12.
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- I don't want to talk to her.
- B complex.
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- FYI only, I'm at Farmer's.
- Crude liver.
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Okay. Hold on.
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And a generous jolt of adrenal cortex...
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...chased by a bloody mary.
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I thought that was a chaser.
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Where would Salk or Pasteur
be if they hadn't taken chances?
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You must help me
with my story for the press.
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Say you'll only be in the hospital
two months.
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Fuck off, will you? Forgive me.
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You want a drink?
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In order to inject this properly,
I have to expose my gluteus maximus.
220
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Want me to do it for you?
221
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- Are you, perchance, a nurse?
- No. I used to be a junkie.
222
00:23:40,456 --> 00:23:45,121
Would it endanger your amateur standing
if I ask you to use a sterilized needle?
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You're the doctor.
224
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That's the nicest thing
anyone has said to me all week.
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Hello? Who is this?
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Hello, Harry.
227
00:23:56,574 --> 00:23:58,736
No, Culley. Yeah.
228
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- No, it was just an accident.
- Jesus, it's all over town!
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He put it in low instead of reverse...
230
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...went through the garage wall
and into the ocean.
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Tell the world.
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Yeah, damn lucky.
233
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It's just one of those ridiculous things.
Here he is now!
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Felix! Thank God! We got our speech.
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- Harry wants to know how you're feeling.
- I know you didn't try to take your life.
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Did you hear that?
He said, "I never felt better in my life."
237
00:24:28,545 --> 00:24:31,810
But you know how they can blow
a thing like this out of proportion.
238
00:24:31,881 --> 00:24:35,409
Imagine what would happen
if Polly Reed got her hands on this.
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00:24:35,486 --> 00:24:38,944
We've got to sit down and
get our stories straight. Let me handle it.
240
00:24:39,023 --> 00:24:41,321
Felix, are you listening to me?
241
00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:44,893
I want to play it down.
It was a freak accident.
242
00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:47,857
Domestic problems. No, wait.
243
00:24:47,999 --> 00:24:51,299
Tell the studio the doctor wants him
to stay in bed for a day or two.
244
00:24:51,370 --> 00:24:53,702
No, I said I should stay in bed
for a day or two.
245
00:24:53,773 --> 00:24:56,173
He should go out, play golf,
get some exercise.
246
00:24:56,309 --> 00:24:59,973
I know it's been a bad couple of days,
and I won't kid you, you look awful.
247
00:25:00,047 --> 00:25:03,016
The sooner we settle this,
the sooner you'll get some rest.
248
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,415
No, Harry. I haven't said anything to him.
249
00:25:05,486 --> 00:25:09,446
They just pulled him out of
the Pacific Ocean, for Christ's sake.
250
00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:12,225
Either come out here
and take care of it yourself...
251
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,921
...or butt out and let me handle it.
252
00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:16,692
- He won't even talk to me.
- I promise you.
253
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,565
You'll be the first one to know.
Now, take it easy. Goodbye.
254
00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:22,470
That's a nervous Jew.
255
00:25:22,539 --> 00:25:24,769
That's not a nervous Jew.
This is a nervous Jew.
256
00:25:24,841 --> 00:25:27,332
- You don't look nervous.
- lf you don't stop it...
257
00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:29,845
Don't get sore.
Some of my best friends are nervous.
258
00:25:29,914 --> 00:25:31,074
You've got to talk to him.
259
00:25:31,149 --> 00:25:35,916
Tell him, in 10 minutes that doorbell
will ring and all hell will break loose.
260
00:25:37,022 --> 00:25:39,991
- See who it is, Lila.
- But don't let them in.
261
00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:55,833
I'd like to see Felix.
262
00:25:57,144 --> 00:25:59,704
- Felix who?
- Farmer.
263
00:26:00,749 --> 00:26:03,240
This is the Farmer house, isn't it?
264
00:26:04,352 --> 00:26:07,150
I'll have to ask. Wait a minute.
265
00:26:12,094 --> 00:26:15,029
- It's a woman. Gave me the creeps.
- Describe her.
266
00:26:15,097 --> 00:26:17,658
- Bleach blonde, a lot of makeup...
- It's Polly.
267
00:26:17,734 --> 00:26:21,693
- She says she wants to see Felix.
- What are we going to do, Culley?
268
00:26:26,244 --> 00:26:27,302
The back door.
269
00:26:44,097 --> 00:26:46,589
I remember this scene in The Thing.
270
00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:51,031
- There was this horrible monster on...
- Will you shut up?
271
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,136
Hi, Polly.
272
00:26:54,309 --> 00:26:57,403
Amazing coincidence.
I was just talking about you.
273
00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,839
Were you really, Irving?
274
00:27:01,651 --> 00:27:04,176
Hello, Culley. Ben.
275
00:27:07,523 --> 00:27:10,459
I hear that Felix tried to commit suicide.
276
00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:14,223
You heard that Felix...
Felix tried to commit suicide.
277
00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:17,562
Ridiculous.
278
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,106
He fell on her?
279
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,574
They've taken her
to the Santa Monica Hospital.
280
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,407
How could he fall on her?
281
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,605
He was trying to hang himself.
282
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,742
- How is he?
- He's okay.
283
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,379
Polly might have a fractured pelvis
and a broken leg.
284
00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:42,862
Send flowers.
285
00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:46,032
He fell on her.
286
00:27:46,434 --> 00:27:48,528
Let's get something to eat.
287
00:27:49,571 --> 00:27:50,663
Okay.
288
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:56,241
- What a cute dog.
- Yeah.
289
00:28:03,621 --> 00:28:05,350
Okay, Felix.
290
00:28:07,091 --> 00:28:08,422
Attaboy.
291
00:28:13,465 --> 00:28:14,625
Felix.
292
00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:19,261
For the last 40 years
I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery.
293
00:28:20,306 --> 00:28:24,209
I've consumed enough booze
to destroy a dozen healthy livers.
294
00:28:24,278 --> 00:28:26,543
I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine...
295
00:28:26,614 --> 00:28:29,447
...to poison the entire population
of Orange County.
296
00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:32,486
I've indulged in sexual excesses
that would make Caligula...
297
00:28:32,554 --> 00:28:34,284
...look like a celibate monk.
298
00:28:35,558 --> 00:28:40,188
I have, in fact, conscientiously,
day in and day out...
299
00:28:40,463 --> 00:28:43,797
...for more years than you've been
in this best of all possible worlds...
300
00:28:43,867 --> 00:28:47,325
...tried to kill myself,
and I've never felt better in my life.
301
00:28:48,138 --> 00:28:50,369
If you're really going to end it all...
302
00:28:50,441 --> 00:28:54,138
...I can show you
a half dozen great ways to do it.
303
00:28:56,582 --> 00:28:59,483
- What did you give him?
- A pinch of this, a dash of that.
304
00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:03,681
Sometimes referred to in the trade
as a Sleeping Beauty boilermaker.
305
00:29:03,922 --> 00:29:07,518
Take no notice if he begins to levitate.
It's a common side effect.
306
00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:08,788
Culley.
307
00:29:13,968 --> 00:29:15,128
Yeah?
308
00:29:15,469 --> 00:29:18,495
I'm starved. What do I do about dinner?
309
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,935
What do you normally do about dinner?
310
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,470
Eat.
311
00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:26,571
- Why should tonight be any different?
- And we're out of vodka.
312
00:29:26,648 --> 00:29:28,981
Jesus, Irving, I just opened a new fifth.
313
00:29:29,051 --> 00:29:31,212
Then it's only fair that I open the next.
314
00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:32,754
I'll get it.
315
00:29:35,259 --> 00:29:36,419
Hello?
316
00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:39,352
Yeah. Just a minute. It's for you.
317
00:29:39,830 --> 00:29:41,388
This is Dr. Finegarten.
318
00:29:41,465 --> 00:29:43,058
- Where's Culley?
- Upstairs.
319
00:29:43,134 --> 00:29:44,328
God.
320
00:29:45,069 --> 00:29:46,331
Okay, put her through.
321
00:29:48,139 --> 00:29:51,405
- I just got back from the hospital.
- Watch the hole. How is Polly?
322
00:29:51,477 --> 00:29:53,570
Broken arm, fractured pelvis...
323
00:29:53,646 --> 00:29:57,275
...screaming her lungs out at everybody,
reporters all over the place.
324
00:29:57,616 --> 00:29:58,777
Felix?
325
00:30:00,954 --> 00:30:04,446
- What's the matter with him?
- Dr. Finegarten's magic needle.
326
00:30:04,524 --> 00:30:06,652
I've seen week-old corpses
that look healthier.
327
00:30:06,727 --> 00:30:08,388
But not happier.
328
00:30:11,599 --> 00:30:12,964
Felix!
329
00:30:13,669 --> 00:30:16,229
Believe me, Mrs. Zukerman,
there's nothing serious.
330
00:30:16,305 --> 00:30:18,330
Come on, Lila. I'll take you to the market.
331
00:30:18,407 --> 00:30:19,465
I'll get my roller skates.
332
00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:21,635
Just keep taking the medicine.
333
00:30:22,679 --> 00:30:23,771
Tomato juice.
334
00:30:23,847 --> 00:30:25,712
- And lots of water.
- Doc.
335
00:30:26,883 --> 00:30:29,182
Excellent. And no spicy foods.
336
00:30:30,721 --> 00:30:33,315
No, that's spicy, Mrs. Zukerman.
337
00:30:34,258 --> 00:30:37,786
In a couple of days,
if it isn't better you drop in the office.
338
00:30:38,096 --> 00:30:39,256
Right.
339
00:30:43,902 --> 00:30:45,393
Goodbye, Mrs. Zukerman.
340
00:30:45,471 --> 00:30:48,065
- I have got to talk to Felix right now.
- Go ahead.
341
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,540
What? He doesn't even know
I'm in the same room.
342
00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:53,808
If you want answers,
you better wait about nine hours.
343
00:30:53,881 --> 00:30:55,246
Nine hours?
344
00:30:56,316 --> 00:30:58,716
Farmer residence. Who's calling?
345
00:31:01,155 --> 00:31:03,521
- It's David Blackman.
- Say hello.
346
00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:14,401
This is Ben Coogan.
Maybe I can help, Mr. Blackman.
347
00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:16,336
Join me in one of these little pink pills?
348
00:31:16,406 --> 00:31:19,068
It's David Blackman.
Don't you understand?
349
00:31:23,814 --> 00:31:27,511
Yes, sir, Mr. Blackman.
This is Ben Coogan. Yes, sir.
350
00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:32,122
Listen, Ben. I need straight information.
We're getting all kinds of stories here.
351
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,320
Right now, he's heavily sedated, sir.
352
00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:40,593
Dr. Irving Finegarten.
353
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:43,033
If he doesn't remember me,
mention his first clap.
354
00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:46,732
- God, I'm going to kill you one day.
- I didn't give it to him. I cured him.
355
00:31:50,444 --> 00:31:52,036
I'm afraid so, sir.
356
00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:54,505
All right. Keep in touch.
357
00:31:57,118 --> 00:31:59,780
A Hollywood gossip columnist
was seriously injured today...
358
00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:03,655
... while visiting the Malibu home
of film producer Felix Farmer.
359
00:32:03,793 --> 00:32:07,661
According to reporters, Mr. Farmer
fell from his second-story bedroom...
360
00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:11,565
... and landed on Miss Reed who
was then rushed to the Malibu Hospital.
361
00:32:11,635 --> 00:32:14,195
She's reported to be
in satisfactory condition.
362
00:32:14,271 --> 00:32:15,932
Satisfactory, shit.
363
00:32:16,307 --> 00:32:18,935
Farmer was involved in a bizarre accident.
364
00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:20,034
Hi.
365
00:32:20,111 --> 00:32:23,706
... crashed through his garage
and sank into the Malibu surf.
366
00:32:27,286 --> 00:32:28,776
How do you feel?
367
00:32:29,555 --> 00:32:31,045
How do I feel?
368
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:36,051
Jesus, in the 14 years we've been married
you've asked some stupid questions...
369
00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:39,155
...but, "How do I feel?"
really takes the friggin' cake.
370
00:32:39,232 --> 00:32:43,294
- It was just in a hospital-type question.
- Then you're a hospital-type moron.
371
00:32:43,371 --> 00:32:46,306
How do I feel?
Look at me. I feel marvelous.
372
00:32:46,374 --> 00:32:49,071
I thought, maybe after dinner
we'd go dancing.
373
00:32:49,645 --> 00:32:52,045
Where is that friggin' nurse?
374
00:32:52,114 --> 00:32:55,209
I dropped by the farmers' market
and got you some fudge.
375
00:32:55,284 --> 00:32:57,878
I'm surprised it wasn't a trampoline.
376
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,786
I'm in a lot of pain
and I want another shot.
377
00:33:00,857 --> 00:33:04,089
I'm sorry, Miss Reed, but I can't
give you another shot until 9:00.
378
00:33:04,161 --> 00:33:05,128
That's two hours!
379
00:33:05,195 --> 00:33:08,028
- I'm sorry, but the doctor...
- I'm in agony and you're sorry.
380
00:33:08,098 --> 00:33:10,465
- Honey...
- Shut up, Willard. You listen to me.
381
00:33:10,535 --> 00:33:13,470
Phone the doctor now
and tell him I need something...
382
00:33:13,538 --> 00:33:15,699
...for my pain, right now,
because I'm in agony.
383
00:33:15,774 --> 00:33:16,968
You better call him.
384
00:33:17,042 --> 00:33:20,137
- Who are you?
- That is the Marquis de Sade.
385
00:33:20,212 --> 00:33:21,907
He has nothing to say about it.
386
00:33:21,981 --> 00:33:24,381
You damn well better listen
to what I'm telling you.
387
00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:27,386
- I'll see what I can do.
- You'll do more than just see, missy.
388
00:33:27,454 --> 00:33:29,319
You do, see?
389
00:33:34,796 --> 00:33:36,229
Willard...
390
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,759
...I feel just terrible.
391
00:33:43,038 --> 00:33:46,007
I just hate being in this awful hospital.
392
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,836
- It'll be all right, sweetheart.
- No, it won't.
393
00:33:48,912 --> 00:33:51,107
- Sure it will.
- No, it won't.
394
00:33:52,182 --> 00:33:53,979
You're not making matters any better...
395
00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:56,679
...just hanging around here
making me nervous.
396
00:33:57,221 --> 00:33:59,655
I foolishly thought that
I might be able to help.
397
00:33:59,724 --> 00:34:01,351
You want to help?
398
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:05,487
Run down to Malibu. Drop in on Felix.
399
00:34:05,564 --> 00:34:07,464
See what the hell is going on.
400
00:34:07,532 --> 00:34:11,731
- What, you mean now?
- No. Next month. Of course, now.
401
00:34:13,139 --> 00:34:14,367
My God.
402
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,706
A simple little favor, you'd think
I was asking for the friggin' moon.
403
00:34:19,112 --> 00:34:22,605
Do you want me to telephone you
or drop back by?
404
00:34:23,183 --> 00:34:24,445
Whatever.
405
00:34:25,786 --> 00:34:26,879
Ciao.
406
00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:30,187
Ciao.
407
00:34:36,932 --> 00:34:39,492
- Do I get my shot?
- Yes.
408
00:34:39,568 --> 00:34:42,538
Then, thank heaven.
Hurry up, for Christ's sake.
409
00:34:44,941 --> 00:34:46,932
Come on, Jesus.
410
00:34:52,116 --> 00:34:53,310
Culley?
411
00:34:57,689 --> 00:34:59,589
I just saw Sam Marshall.
412
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:02,616
- How is he?
- Do you know him?
413
00:35:03,896 --> 00:35:05,888
Oh, my God, here he comes.
414
00:35:06,099 --> 00:35:07,498
Hey, Culley.
415
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,132
Sam, how are you?
416
00:35:09,202 --> 00:35:12,000
- Are you living on the beach now?
- No, just visiting.
417
00:35:12,071 --> 00:35:15,735
Why don't you drop by the house?
I'm having a little birthday party.
418
00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:16,970
Congratulations.
419
00:35:17,044 --> 00:35:18,807
Thank you, but it's not mine.
420
00:35:18,879 --> 00:35:19,903
Whose is it?
421
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:22,313
I don't know.
It has to be somebody's, right?
422
00:35:22,384 --> 00:35:24,181
So, you're invited.
423
00:35:24,386 --> 00:35:26,980
I'd like to, but... Hey, I've got an idea.
424
00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:30,219
- You know Felix Farmer, don't you?
- We're practically neighbors.
425
00:35:30,293 --> 00:35:33,387
He's kind of down in the dumps.
He needs cheering up.
426
00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:37,632
If Mohammed can't go to the party,
then the party will go to Mohammed.
427
00:35:37,734 --> 00:35:40,294
You never know, it might be his birthday.
428
00:35:41,538 --> 00:35:43,472
Are you having problems, darlin'?
429
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:46,339
- Lila, Sam. Sam, Lila.
- Hello, Lila.
430
00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:51,877
- Culley!
- It's nothing. She's just a big fan.
431
00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:53,680
Help me get her up.
432
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,019
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Come on.
433
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:03,894
Okay. See you on the beach.
434
00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:06,197
Sure.
435
00:36:08,569 --> 00:36:10,469
Are you feeling better?
436
00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:31,192
- So, what do you do?
- I breed armadillos.
437
00:36:33,063 --> 00:36:35,964
- Do you enjoy your work?
- Not especially.
438
00:36:36,901 --> 00:36:39,894
But the armadillos sure
get a kick out of it.
439
00:36:40,672 --> 00:36:42,299
Is it profitable?
440
00:36:42,774 --> 00:36:44,901
Only in the spiritual sense.
441
00:36:45,511 --> 00:36:47,240
A wise man once said:
442
00:36:47,313 --> 00:36:50,771
"Make an armadillo smile
and the world is your oyster."
443
00:36:51,684 --> 00:36:54,620
At one time,
I considered breeding oysters...
444
00:36:54,888 --> 00:36:57,322
...but it just didn't sound right.
445
00:36:57,624 --> 00:37:01,117
- "Make an oyster smile..."
- "And the world is your armadillo."
446
00:37:01,195 --> 00:37:03,163
You can see the problem.
447
00:37:20,183 --> 00:37:22,174
Take this for me, will you, please?
448
00:37:28,659 --> 00:37:31,527
- Why haven't you called?
- I've been trying to phone.
449
00:37:31,596 --> 00:37:33,826
Your line was busy.
I even called the operator.
450
00:37:33,899 --> 00:37:35,890
I want to talk to Felix right now.
451
00:37:35,968 --> 00:37:38,061
Upstairs. First bedroom on the left.
452
00:37:38,136 --> 00:37:39,297
Want a drink?
453
00:37:39,372 --> 00:37:40,361
Hi, baby.
454
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,908
Not until I talk to Felix.
455
00:37:41,976 --> 00:37:45,742
- Culley, what's he want here?
- He just wants to talk to Felix.
456
00:37:45,813 --> 00:37:49,443
- We can't let him talk to Felix.
- Ben, go have a Scotch and Maalox.
457
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,917
Christ, all we need now
is for Willard to show up.
458
00:37:51,987 --> 00:37:54,616
- Hello, Willard.
- Hello, Culley. Hi, Ben.
459
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:58,421
Sam is having a party and we can use
someone of your gender and wit.
460
00:37:58,494 --> 00:38:00,621
- How is Felix?
- Recovering, fortunately.
461
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:03,359
- How's Polly?
- Recovering, unfortunately.
462
00:38:04,801 --> 00:38:06,428
Dive in, will you?
463
00:38:08,138 --> 00:38:10,266
Culley. It's for you.
464
00:38:13,111 --> 00:38:15,671
- Hi, Mr. Culley.
- Gentlemen, come in.
465
00:38:16,014 --> 00:38:17,880
Just got off duty. Thought we'd stop by.
466
00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:21,351
Good. Nothing like a uniform
to keep an orgy organized.
467
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:24,753
- You're kidding.
- Bribe you, maybe, but kid you, never.
468
00:38:24,823 --> 00:38:26,815
Your attention, everyone.
469
00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:29,654
What?
470
00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:32,521
Officers Buchwald and Sutherland.
471
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:34,761
- Is this a bust?
- Of course.
472
00:38:34,969 --> 00:38:37,164
You've got six hours to talk them out of it.
473
00:39:16,382 --> 00:39:18,407
Did you find out anything
about Sam Marshall?
474
00:39:18,484 --> 00:39:20,919
He's asking $1 million
against 10 percent of the gross.
475
00:39:20,987 --> 00:39:23,512
That's double what he got
on his last picture.
476
00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:26,354
- His last picture was a big hit.
- It wasn't that big.
477
00:39:26,426 --> 00:39:28,918
I don't even want to talk about it.
478
00:39:29,831 --> 00:39:30,923
Okay.
479
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,992
This picture is important to me.
You can't expect me...
480
00:39:35,070 --> 00:39:38,437
David, if you don't want
to talk about it, let's don't.
481
00:39:38,507 --> 00:39:40,475
Telephone, Mr. Blackman.
482
00:39:46,816 --> 00:39:48,374
Thank you, Tom.
483
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,851
- Yeah?
- He's upstairs, under heavy sedation.
484
00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:55,124
That's right.
485
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:59,421
I'm going to stick around
for a while in case he comes out.
486
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:01,758
What?
487
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,195
Sam Marshall is having a birthday party.
488
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:07,104
Work on Marshall.
I want him for Killing Ground.
489
00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:09,698
But not at $1 million against 10%.
490
00:40:10,276 --> 00:40:11,903
What is the limit?
491
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:17,077
All right. Great.
I'll see what I can do. Okay?
492
00:42:13,849 --> 00:42:15,009
Hello?
493
00:42:16,419 --> 00:42:18,080
It's for you, Sam.
494
00:42:23,827 --> 00:42:24,851
Yeah?
495
00:42:24,928 --> 00:42:27,522
He gave Benson orders to work on you.
496
00:42:27,831 --> 00:42:30,561
He absolutely won't go for $1 million...
497
00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:33,399
...but he will settle for $750,000.
498
00:42:37,976 --> 00:42:40,605
Let me give you a call in the morning.
499
00:42:41,047 --> 00:42:43,015
Yeah, I miss you, too.
500
00:42:43,816 --> 00:42:45,113
Goodbye.
501
00:43:36,075 --> 00:43:37,474
Hello there.
502
00:43:47,789 --> 00:43:49,188
I've got it.
503
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,090
Sex, Tony. That's the answer.
504
00:43:55,263 --> 00:43:58,700
We'll give them
a $40 million pornographic...
505
00:43:59,702 --> 00:44:00,964
...epic.
506
00:44:01,771 --> 00:44:03,399
He's gone berserk.
507
00:44:03,473 --> 00:44:05,737
He says he knows how to make
Night Wind...
508
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:08,710
...the biggest grosser
in the history of entertainment.
509
00:44:08,779 --> 00:44:11,715
And he wants to meet you
at the studio right now.
510
00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:13,114
The Polly Wolly Doodle set.
511
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:16,915
You cannot go to the studio at this hour.
What would David Blackman say?
512
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:20,083
- What the hell did you do?
- Listen, he's on his way now.
513
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:21,217
Why are you kissing me?
514
00:44:21,293 --> 00:44:22,658
Maybe he's got something.
515
00:44:22,728 --> 00:44:25,026
It could be your one chance
to recoup all the...
516
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:31,504
- My God!
- Willard.
517
00:44:32,872 --> 00:44:34,898
- What happened?
- I am so sorry.
518
00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:37,909
What the hell's going on there?
519
00:44:37,978 --> 00:44:40,378
He's on his way. I've got to go.
520
00:44:40,448 --> 00:44:43,213
What do you mean?
Goddamn it, I'm talking to you.
521
00:44:47,522 --> 00:44:49,354
Why are you going? Don't go.
522
00:44:50,493 --> 00:44:52,552
Don't go. Why are you going?
523
00:44:54,564 --> 00:44:56,225
Don't pull on the leg.
524
00:44:57,034 --> 00:44:58,365
Don't pull on my leg.
525
00:44:59,102 --> 00:45:02,503
What the hell is he barking at?
Get the goddamn dog out of here.
526
00:45:03,774 --> 00:45:06,710
Take it easy, Benny. The party is over.
527
00:45:07,745 --> 00:45:11,146
"Lullaby and good night"
528
00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:15,811
See you in a couple of days.
529
00:45:18,858 --> 00:45:21,623
Get that dog out of here.
530
00:45:36,378 --> 00:45:39,040
- Did you see him?
- No, I haven't seen him.
531
00:45:39,114 --> 00:45:41,548
What's this all about?
What happened to you?
532
00:45:41,617 --> 00:45:44,382
God, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
533
00:45:55,966 --> 00:45:57,160
Felix?
534
00:46:01,606 --> 00:46:04,131
- Where is he?
- I don't know. He said he'd be here.
535
00:46:09,882 --> 00:46:11,281
Felix!
536
00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:40,292
What the hell...
537
00:46:42,005 --> 00:46:43,906
She remembers the song.
538
00:46:44,509 --> 00:46:46,171
What does it mean?
539
00:46:46,912 --> 00:46:50,350
A childhood trauma
buried deep in her unconscious.
540
00:46:50,953 --> 00:46:53,650
Her dying father. Her lying mother.
541
00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:57,354
The final piece of the jigsaw.
She's emancipated.
542
00:46:58,264 --> 00:47:01,429
But we blew it. We didn't grab 'em. Why?
543
00:47:04,474 --> 00:47:06,136
Do you know why?
544
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:09,139
I'll tell you why.
545
00:47:09,949 --> 00:47:12,886
Because dying fathers and lying mothers...
546
00:47:12,954 --> 00:47:15,219
...are a dime a dozen, these days.
547
00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:19,389
Home and family have become
civilization's antiques...
548
00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:22,026
...along with the flag...
549
00:47:22,102 --> 00:47:25,562
... Sunday school, Girl Scout cookies...
550
00:47:25,641 --> 00:47:28,167
... C.B. de Mille and virginity.
551
00:47:31,483 --> 00:47:34,113
We gave them virtue, they want vice.
552
00:47:36,824 --> 00:47:41,457
We sold them schmaltz,
they prefer sadomasochism.
553
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:44,397
Instead of the American dream...
554
00:47:44,469 --> 00:47:47,998
... it should have been
the American wet dream.
555
00:47:52,282 --> 00:47:53,647
We'll reshoot.
556
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:57,917
We'll make Gillian West, businesswoman,
into a nymphomaniac executive.
557
00:47:57,991 --> 00:48:02,123
Packard de Haven, rugged male chauvinist
is really a transvestite.
558
00:48:02,264 --> 00:48:03,254
Felix.
559
00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:06,771
The dream sequence will become
erotic orgies.
560
00:48:07,172 --> 00:48:09,300
- Felix.
- It is perfect.
561
00:48:09,475 --> 00:48:12,241
It is a 20th century Sodom and Gomorrah...
562
00:48:12,313 --> 00:48:16,945
... and in the end,
God turns Gillian into saltpeter.
563
00:48:17,722 --> 00:48:20,191
- Felix, for God's sake.
- Think of it, David.
564
00:48:20,258 --> 00:48:24,720
Like the phoenix rising from the ashes,
Night Wind will become...
565
00:48:24,799 --> 00:48:29,761
... the greatest money-making film
in motion picture history.
566
00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:33,307
Today, a $30-million flop.
567
00:48:33,379 --> 00:48:37,648
Tomorrow, a $40-million
box office champion.
568
00:48:38,053 --> 00:48:39,954
- $40 million?
- A month to re-write.
569
00:48:40,023 --> 00:48:42,322
- Another $10 million.
- Maybe $11, no more.
570
00:48:42,393 --> 00:48:44,191
You expect me to put up $11 million...
571
00:48:44,262 --> 00:48:46,424
...for what is the worst
crap I have ever seen?
572
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:47,990
- Crap?
- No.
573
00:48:48,168 --> 00:48:50,764
I'll tell you what you're going to do,
what you can do:
574
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,443
You're going to re-cut Night Wind
exactly the way I tell you to cut it.
575
00:48:54,512 --> 00:48:55,410
Never.
576
00:48:55,479 --> 00:48:58,143
Then, by God,
if it's the last thing I do, I'll fix it...
577
00:48:58,217 --> 00:49:01,950
...so you never do another picture
in this town as long as you live.
578
00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:04,185
Oh, my God. Throw him off the lot.
579
00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:06,787
I'll have you arrested, maniac.
580
00:49:06,864 --> 00:49:08,833
Go on, have me arrested.
581
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:13,338
I still own 150,000 shares of Capitol Films.
582
00:49:13,407 --> 00:49:15,376
Next month at the annual meeting...
583
00:49:15,444 --> 00:49:18,882
... we'll let the stockholders decide
who is the maniac.
584
00:49:18,949 --> 00:49:23,616
You think, when the stockholders hear you
cost the company $30 million plus prints...
585
00:49:23,690 --> 00:49:24,715
Me, personally?
586
00:49:24,792 --> 00:49:27,626
It's your film. A Felix Farmer production.
587
00:49:27,830 --> 00:49:30,266
And who okayed the script and budget?
588
00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:32,901
Who's responsible
for going $12 million over budget?
589
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:35,806
I went up to your office,
put a gun to your head, and said:
590
00:49:35,876 --> 00:49:38,437
"Give me $12 million
or I'll blow your brains out?"
591
00:49:38,513 --> 00:49:40,744
You think I wanted to spend
the extra $12 million?
592
00:49:40,816 --> 00:49:43,981
In a way, you did do that.
It's your fault we fell behind schedule.
593
00:49:44,055 --> 00:49:45,421
Then why didn't you fire me?
594
00:49:45,824 --> 00:49:48,852
He didn't fire you because
he's a decent human being, that's why.
595
00:49:49,196 --> 00:49:51,131
Fire me, he's got no fall guy.
596
00:49:51,934 --> 00:49:54,927
Felix, you're finished. You're through.
597
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,037
Contract or no contract...
598
00:49:57,108 --> 00:50:00,671
...I am going to cut your picture
and you can go ahead and sue.
599
00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:03,684
Go ahead.
600
00:50:04,219 --> 00:50:06,017
Cutting won't help.
601
00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:10,085
If you won't let me
reshoot it, sell it to me.
602
00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:12,989
What did you say?
603
00:50:13,066 --> 00:50:15,366
I'll buy Night Wind.
How much do you want?
604
00:50:15,437 --> 00:50:17,201
Don't listen to him, David. He's crazy.
605
00:50:17,274 --> 00:50:20,438
Yeah, but he's got the first nickel
he ever made.
606
00:50:21,847 --> 00:50:24,682
- Are you serious?
- Name your price.
607
00:50:26,421 --> 00:50:28,481
- What do you think?
- I don't know.
608
00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:31,859
I'm telling you, he's nuts.
He's not responsible for what he's saying.
609
00:50:31,930 --> 00:50:35,993
Then we have to make sure
we cash the check before they lock him up.
610
00:50:37,238 --> 00:50:41,802
We've got $30 million, plus prints,
advertising and interest.
611
00:50:42,513 --> 00:50:45,381
- I can raise $20 million.
- Forget it.
612
00:50:46,051 --> 00:50:47,349
You can tear up my contract.
613
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:50,255
Three pictures, pay or play,
plus a gross percentage.
614
00:50:52,995 --> 00:50:54,486
$20 million...
615
00:50:54,664 --> 00:50:56,895
...your contact and your Capitol stock.
616
00:50:57,703 --> 00:51:01,664
No, I'll only buy if I can reshoot.
My stock will just about cover that.
617
00:51:02,777 --> 00:51:06,146
Goodnight, Felix.
And don't forget to turn off the lights.
618
00:51:16,598 --> 00:51:18,590
$18 million, contract...
619
00:51:19,270 --> 00:51:20,294
...and stock.
620
00:51:20,371 --> 00:51:21,600
$16 million.
621
00:51:23,876 --> 00:51:25,469
Get the lawyers.
622
00:51:50,685 --> 00:51:53,212
A major studio executive
told me this morning...
623
00:51:53,289 --> 00:51:56,157
... that Felix Farmer
paid Capitol Studios...
624
00:51:56,226 --> 00:51:59,197
... $35 million for all
rights to Night Wind...
625
00:51:59,265 --> 00:52:00,665
... starring his wife Sally.
626
00:52:01,168 --> 00:52:04,833
"Smiles, " to her close friends,
isn't smiling this morning...
627
00:52:04,907 --> 00:52:08,310
... probably because under
the California community property law...
628
00:52:08,379 --> 00:52:10,905
... half of that $35 million is hers.
629
00:52:11,183 --> 00:52:14,348
If Felix doesn't make Night Wind
a box office hit...
630
00:52:14,421 --> 00:52:16,515
... poor Sally might never smile again.
631
00:52:16,892 --> 00:52:17,881
This is Tammy Taylor...
632
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,487
"This is Tammy Taylor from Hollywood."
633
00:52:23,335 --> 00:52:27,467
Open your mouth, Willard,
and I'll smear Krazy Glue on your bedpan.
634
00:52:54,517 --> 00:52:56,315
- Hi.
- Hey, what's happening?
635
00:52:56,821 --> 00:53:00,350
Sell it. Then get on the phone
to Geneva and dump the gold.
636
00:53:01,761 --> 00:53:04,527
No, I have to have another $5 million.
637
00:53:06,969 --> 00:53:11,272
Bill, no there's no time to discuss,
I have to be shooting by September 1.
638
00:53:12,946 --> 00:53:15,006
We're in business. Writers.
639
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,575
- Who wrote Last Tango?
- Beats me.
640
00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:21,113
There. My God, Culley,
neither of us knows who wrote Last Tango.
641
00:53:21,192 --> 00:53:22,558
I hated it.
642
00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:25,996
I never remember the names of people
that perpetrate something I hate.
643
00:53:26,066 --> 00:53:29,595
But that's the trouble.
Don't you see? I hated it, too.
644
00:53:29,705 --> 00:53:33,666
- In my opinion, a discretionary judgment.
- But we're wrong, Culley.
645
00:53:33,744 --> 00:53:36,476
That's what they want.
That's where it's at.
646
00:53:36,783 --> 00:53:40,812
It's been my experience that every time
I think I know where it's at...
647
00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,686
...it's usually somewhere else.
648
00:53:43,359 --> 00:53:46,762
You know as well as I do,
if we're going to stay in business...
649
00:53:46,831 --> 00:53:49,825
...if we're to remain filmmakers
in any sense of the word...
650
00:53:49,903 --> 00:53:52,498
...we must shake off
the rusty shackles of the past...
651
00:53:52,573 --> 00:53:56,478
...observe the present for what it is
and the future for what it will become.
652
00:53:56,547 --> 00:54:00,212
Like it or not.
Then we must make our creative comment.
653
00:54:00,887 --> 00:54:03,356
Felix, as far as you know,
have I ever lied to you?
654
00:54:03,423 --> 00:54:04,618
Never.
655
00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:07,421
I have, once or twice.
656
00:54:08,398 --> 00:54:10,994
About nothing that was too important.
657
00:54:11,537 --> 00:54:16,203
But now, the fact that I have admitted
that on occasion I have lied to you...
658
00:54:17,145 --> 00:54:19,911
...should convince you that
I'm a fairly honest man.
659
00:54:19,983 --> 00:54:21,575
And when it comes to the crunch...
660
00:54:21,652 --> 00:54:25,455
...that I can handle myself
with an acceptable degree of integrity.
661
00:54:25,692 --> 00:54:28,184
- Now, do you agree?
- Wholeheartedly.
662
00:54:29,264 --> 00:54:31,893
I'm going to give it to you straight,
old friend.
663
00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:33,567
You think I'm crazy.
664
00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:37,874
That's a little straighter than I intended.
665
00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:39,276
Maybe, Culley.
666
00:54:41,249 --> 00:54:44,414
I tried to kill myself four times,
hardly rational.
667
00:54:44,487 --> 00:54:47,253
$16 million plus for a flop.
Every cent I have in the world.
668
00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:50,023
Not what most people
would consider a very sane act.
669
00:54:50,096 --> 00:54:51,758
But insane?
670
00:54:52,867 --> 00:54:54,460
What if I'm right?
671
00:54:54,704 --> 00:54:56,969
If my vision is valid, Culley.
672
00:54:57,841 --> 00:55:00,607
Not so crazy. A more acceptable insanity.
673
00:55:01,213 --> 00:55:04,013
Culley, that's all beside the point.
674
00:55:04,785 --> 00:55:09,748
Sane and miserable, or insane and bursting
with creative joy and happiness.
675
00:55:10,027 --> 00:55:12,019
That's the point, Culley.
676
00:55:12,932 --> 00:55:15,800
In the end, who says he's sane,
therefore he should?
677
00:55:15,869 --> 00:55:18,237
Or he's insane, therefore he shouldn't?
678
00:55:18,307 --> 00:55:21,106
Culley, come on. Even if I'm wrong...
679
00:55:22,113 --> 00:55:23,672
...and I'm not...
680
00:55:24,516 --> 00:55:26,747
...I am full of fire, Culley.
681
00:55:27,354 --> 00:55:29,448
I'm a blazing comet.
682
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:32,985
Comets burn out.
683
00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:37,900
But, my foes and my friends,
it gives a lovely light.
684
00:55:38,271 --> 00:55:39,431
Felix!
685
00:55:43,946 --> 00:55:46,347
I must warn you,
my hands are lethal weapons.
686
00:55:47,419 --> 00:55:49,581
So is your goddamn fountain pen.
687
00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:50,982
I'd better be going.
688
00:55:51,058 --> 00:55:54,723
You stay where you are, Culley.
You're a witness. You lunatic.
689
00:55:54,830 --> 00:55:56,321
You maniac.
690
00:55:56,533 --> 00:55:57,796
$16 million?
691
00:55:57,868 --> 00:55:59,460
Half of that money is mine.
692
00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:01,700
That entitles you to 50 percent
of the profits.
693
00:56:01,774 --> 00:56:05,212
That entitles me to have you arrested
for grand theft, larceny...
694
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:09,116
...fraud, embezzlement...
You thieving, filching son of a bitch.
695
00:56:09,886 --> 00:56:11,320
Sally Miles swears.
696
00:56:11,389 --> 00:56:14,019
You're going to give me my $8 million,
or so help me...
697
00:56:14,094 --> 00:56:17,657
...l'll have you locked up for
the rest of your unnatural life.
698
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,031
Give me my money, Felix.
699
00:56:21,105 --> 00:56:24,235
Give it to me or I will kill you.
700
00:56:24,310 --> 00:56:26,506
Sally Miles kills.
701
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:34,380
Shit.
702
00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:37,088
Sally Miles says "shit."
703
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,926
Sell $100 million at the box office.
704
00:56:42,438 --> 00:56:46,137
$200 million. Peter Pan is dead.
705
00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:51,381
Long live Gillian West,
nymphomaniac executive.
706
00:56:53,054 --> 00:56:56,719
Not since Edison, not since Griffith,
not since Jolson.
707
00:56:56,794 --> 00:56:59,424
We'll make motion picture history.
708
00:57:00,432 --> 00:57:04,131
A cinematic monument
to man's immorality.
709
00:57:04,505 --> 00:57:08,638
A celluloid prophesy
of the holocaust to come.
710
00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:12,743
"For if God spared not
the angels that sinned...
711
00:57:13,152 --> 00:57:15,782
"...but cast them down to hell...
712
00:57:16,157 --> 00:57:18,786
"...and delivered them
into chains of darkness...
713
00:57:19,161 --> 00:57:21,427
"...to be reserved unto judgment:
714
00:57:21,499 --> 00:57:24,128
"And spared not the old world...
715
00:57:24,203 --> 00:57:26,833
"...but saved Noah...
716
00:57:27,007 --> 00:57:30,172
"...the eighth person,
a preacher of righteousness...
717
00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:35,242
"...bringing in the flood upon the world
of the ungodly."
718
00:57:43,733 --> 00:57:44,723
God.
719
00:58:41,356 --> 00:58:43,882
I broke you and I can make you.
720
00:58:45,162 --> 00:58:47,563
It's rotten, but it's a revelation.
721
00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:50,532
We failed, that we may succeed.
722
00:58:52,273 --> 00:58:54,868
- We keep the basic set, Rich.
- Right.
723
00:58:54,943 --> 00:58:59,144
It's still a dream, but now,
a Freudian nightmare of erotic symbolism.
724
00:58:59,217 --> 00:59:01,448
Seduced in a nursery, but not voluntarily.
725
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,251
Not the victim of her own lust,
as she always feared...
726
00:59:04,325 --> 00:59:07,922
...but the victim of a powerful aphrodisiac
slipped in her Bosco.
727
00:59:07,998 --> 00:59:10,297
New lyrics, Bob. Prurient but profound.
728
00:59:10,368 --> 00:59:13,167
- Felix, it's not that easy.
- Gino, new choreography.
729
00:59:13,238 --> 00:59:16,505
The animals are out. I don't think
bestiality makes it, musically.
730
00:59:16,577 --> 00:59:19,480
But Felix, it's such a different concept.
731
00:59:19,548 --> 00:59:22,644
A different concept
for a different world, Gino.
732
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,313
Costumes, Agnes. Come on.
733
00:59:24,390 --> 00:59:27,485
- Agnes, what about the costumes?
- It depends.
734
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,292
- How erotic do you really want to go?
- Go.
735
00:59:30,365 --> 00:59:32,095
E-R-O-T-l-C. Go!
736
00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:37,107
Sally Miles, America's G-rated darling
in the B-U-F-F?
737
00:59:37,176 --> 00:59:38,438
Why not?
738
00:59:38,779 --> 00:59:42,238
Darling, some of her fans
still don't think she goes to the bathroom.
739
00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:46,346
If you want to dramatize the evils of
prostitution, corrupt a virgin, not a whore.
740
00:59:46,424 --> 00:59:48,950
Wait. Just let me readjust my sights.
741
00:59:49,027 --> 00:59:53,467
Fifteen years of nun's habits and
turtleneck bathing suits and now...
742
00:59:54,169 --> 00:59:57,106
Agnes, remember your first
Academy Award, Garbo Talks?
743
00:59:57,174 --> 01:00:00,042
Yes, she talked,
but she went to the bathroom, too.
744
01:00:00,111 --> 01:00:03,173
You can do it, Agnes. I know you can.
745
01:00:04,050 --> 01:00:04,845
Agnes.
746
01:00:08,211 --> 01:00:09,405
Okay.
747
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:11,414
I can do it.
748
01:00:12,084 --> 01:00:13,275
That's my girl.
749
01:00:13,523 --> 01:00:15,492
What I do now? Kitchen no work.
750
01:00:15,559 --> 01:00:18,860
- Fridge broke. Who fix the fridge?
- We get fridge fixie.
751
01:00:18,931 --> 01:00:21,992
Fixie fridge, then we get an eye,
ear, nose and throat fixie...
752
01:00:22,069 --> 01:00:24,198
...and have him cut out your tongue.
753
01:00:32,151 --> 01:00:34,986
Felix had absolutely no right to do that.
754
01:00:35,056 --> 01:00:36,854
Gary said, legally in any court...
755
01:00:36,926 --> 01:00:39,589
With all due respect to Gary,
he's very bright...
756
01:00:39,663 --> 01:00:41,996
...but he's your secretary, not your lawyer.
757
01:00:42,066 --> 01:00:45,265
You mean that Felix can just go out
and spend every single cent?
758
01:00:45,338 --> 01:00:47,307
I don't mean that.
You can take him to court.
759
01:00:47,375 --> 01:00:49,777
You can get an injunction
against him for your money.
760
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:52,315
That'll be messy.
The press'll have a field day.
761
01:00:52,383 --> 01:00:54,819
You really want to go through
something like that?
762
01:00:54,887 --> 01:00:57,880
No, but I don't want
to lose $8 million, either.
763
01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:02,921
Sally, suppose the things that Felix wants
you to do make sense in today's market.
764
01:01:02,999 --> 01:01:05,434
Would you consider doing the film?
765
01:01:07,005 --> 01:01:10,135
- You mean, forget the money?
- No, I don't mean forget the money.
766
01:01:10,210 --> 01:01:11,872
Of course not forget the money.
767
01:01:11,946 --> 01:01:16,180
But for the sake of this discussion,
if it wasn't for just a cheap effect...
768
01:01:16,253 --> 01:01:19,247
...would you consider doing a nude scene,
or getting raped...
769
01:01:19,324 --> 01:01:22,386
...or whatever the hell it is
he wants you to do?
770
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:24,997
Well, if it wasn't for cheap effect...
771
01:01:25,066 --> 01:01:27,331
I don't know. What do you think?
You're my agent.
772
01:01:27,404 --> 01:01:31,137
Well, dear, if I thought it was
a real ballsy part...
773
01:01:31,444 --> 01:01:35,746
...and the audience would believe you in it,
I certainly would have to consider it.
774
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:39,516
But you're the first one to preach
my audience to me and my image.
775
01:01:39,856 --> 01:01:43,727
I'm the last person in the world who
would monkey around with your image.
776
01:01:43,796 --> 01:01:48,497
If I was certain, if I was absolutely
dead positive that you couldn't miss...
777
01:01:49,271 --> 01:01:52,469
...and incidentally,
turn a flop into a success...
778
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,274
Sally, creative judgments
are not my department...
779
01:01:55,347 --> 01:01:58,477
...but I think you've got
a few important things to consider...
780
01:01:58,552 --> 01:02:01,613
...before you jump into
an $8 million lawsuit.
781
01:02:02,725 --> 01:02:05,217
Now, let me see if I can get this straight.
782
01:02:05,295 --> 01:02:08,858
I can sue, but at best
it would be expensive...
783
01:02:09,636 --> 01:02:14,542
...it would cause a lot of bad publicity
and there's a big chance that I would lose.
784
01:02:15,378 --> 01:02:17,870
On the other hand, I can do the film...
785
01:02:17,948 --> 01:02:21,887
...and please, God,
if Felix is right and it's a success...
786
01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:25,415
...then I would get my $8 million back,
plus half the profits?
787
01:02:25,494 --> 01:02:26,927
That's the least you would get.
788
01:02:26,996 --> 01:02:30,434
I think we can guarantee you
a deal better than that.
789
01:02:30,501 --> 01:02:33,563
Let's say 100 percent of the profits.
790
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,871
I mean, what the hell is Felix going to do?
791
01:02:38,013 --> 01:02:40,347
I don't know about any of this.
792
01:02:41,285 --> 01:02:44,484
You just go ahead and make the best deal
you possibly can. Okay?
793
01:02:44,557 --> 01:02:46,651
Then you'll do the picture?
794
01:02:48,596 --> 01:02:50,121
What choice do I have?
795
01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,538
- I'll get the car.
- All right, Bob.
796
01:02:56,542 --> 01:02:59,307
You know, I'm really surprised
that she decided not to sue.
797
01:02:59,379 --> 01:03:02,009
I was talking to a lawyer friend of mine
the other night.
798
01:03:02,084 --> 01:03:04,315
He's with Meyers, Merton,
Miller and Galuzze.
799
01:03:04,387 --> 01:03:06,481
He thought Miss Miles
had an excellent case.
800
01:03:06,557 --> 01:03:10,393
She'd have no trouble at all
if she decided to sue Mr. Farmer.
801
01:03:11,398 --> 01:03:15,837
Well, Gary, why don't you suggest
to Miss Miles that she discharge me...
802
01:03:16,273 --> 01:03:18,538
...and get your friend to represent her?
803
01:03:18,610 --> 01:03:21,547
He also mentioned that your firm
represents Capitol Films.
804
01:03:21,615 --> 01:03:24,779
That must make it very hard
for you to remain impartial.
805
01:03:24,852 --> 01:03:29,315
Are you suggesting that I might be inclined
to favor Capitol's interests?
806
01:03:29,393 --> 01:03:31,157
- Yes.
- Herb.
807
01:03:32,531 --> 01:03:34,727
- It is Gary, isn't it?
- Yes.
808
01:03:36,537 --> 01:03:39,906
Tell me, have you suggested
any of these things to Sally?
809
01:03:39,976 --> 01:03:41,569
- Not yet.
- Why not?
810
01:03:41,946 --> 01:03:45,440
Because I wanted to know
what you had to say about it.
811
01:03:45,985 --> 01:03:49,650
What if I said I thought you were
much too bright a young man...
812
01:03:49,724 --> 01:03:51,750
...to just be a personal secretary?
813
01:03:51,927 --> 01:03:53,953
I'd say I agree with you.
814
01:03:55,066 --> 01:03:59,300
- I think you'd make a hell of an agent.
- I think I'd make a better producer.
815
01:04:03,178 --> 01:04:07,709
I'm giving a little party Friday night,
David Blackman will be there.
816
01:04:07,786 --> 01:04:11,189
- I'd enjoy meeting Mr. Blackman.
- I'm sure you would.
817
01:04:11,258 --> 01:04:14,093
All right, 8:00. Dress casual.
818
01:04:42,106 --> 01:04:44,439
- Mr. Blackman's office.
- Give me Blackman.
819
01:04:45,411 --> 01:04:47,346
Yes. One minute, please.
820
01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,954
- Yeah?
- Overseas from Mr. Minsike.
821
01:04:57,429 --> 01:05:00,423
Hello, J.G.? Yes, J.G.
822
01:05:01,536 --> 01:05:04,165
- Have you seen Newsweek?
- Yes, I've seen it.
823
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:08,406
Newsweek article. Yes, J.G.
It is getting a lot of publicity.
824
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:12,179
- You should get into it.
- Why should I? It's not our picture.
825
01:05:12,253 --> 01:05:14,484
What do you mean, it's not our picture?
826
01:05:14,556 --> 01:05:18,085
No. I told you. Outright.
Everything. You approved it.
827
01:05:18,695 --> 01:05:21,666
It's worth $100 million,
maybe $200 million, who knows?
828
01:05:21,934 --> 01:05:25,201
That illiterate asshole thinks
if Sally Miles does a nude scene...
829
01:05:25,273 --> 01:05:26,969
...Night Wind could be a hit.
830
01:05:27,042 --> 01:05:30,343
He says we should at least
make a distribution deal with Felix.
831
01:05:30,414 --> 01:05:32,144
- Yeah.
- Give him a better deal.
832
01:05:32,217 --> 01:05:34,413
What if he's made a deal
with another company?
833
01:05:34,487 --> 01:05:35,921
Break his legs if he won't cooperate.
834
01:05:35,989 --> 01:05:38,016
- Right.
- I've got too much at stake here...
835
01:05:40,363 --> 01:05:42,628
I want to get a look at that new script.
836
01:05:42,733 --> 01:05:44,224
That's not going to be easy.
837
01:05:44,303 --> 01:05:46,603
I didn't ask you how tough it was,
just get it.
838
01:05:46,707 --> 01:05:47,867
All right.
839
01:05:47,942 --> 01:05:51,471
When he starts shooting,
I want you on that sound stage.
840
01:05:51,647 --> 01:05:53,172
What if it's a closed set?
841
01:05:53,584 --> 01:05:56,521
- I told you I want something done.
- Done.
842
01:05:56,589 --> 01:05:59,185
Get on that set,
find out what he's doing and report.
843
01:05:59,260 --> 01:06:01,354
- Right.
- I may want to look at his dailies.
844
01:06:01,430 --> 01:06:02,362
Right.
845
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,590
Right.
846
01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,131
Come on. It's okay.
847
01:06:09,942 --> 01:06:11,137
Anybody got a blanket?
848
01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:16,482
Hey, that's a good blanket.
849
01:06:16,553 --> 01:06:19,217
You wreck that blanket,
you're going to buy me a new one.
850
01:06:28,739 --> 01:06:32,199
Burgess Webster is best remembered for
his outstanding performance...
851
01:06:32,278 --> 01:06:34,713
... as Uncle Fudd in Mississippi Mud.
852
01:06:34,781 --> 01:06:37,650
This morning,
on Stage 15 at Capitol Studio...
853
01:06:37,953 --> 01:06:42,449
... the entire company of Felix Farmer's
controversial new film, Night Wind...
854
01:06:42,526 --> 01:06:45,986
... observed a minute of silence
in memory of the famous actor.
855
01:06:46,466 --> 01:06:47,660
Speaking of Night Wind...
856
01:06:47,734 --> 01:06:50,933
... rumor has it that today
movie history will be made...
857
01:06:51,006 --> 01:06:54,205
... when Sally Miles,
the silver screen's symbol of sweetness...
858
01:06:54,278 --> 01:06:56,144
... sinlessness and sobriety...
859
01:06:56,214 --> 01:06:59,515
... proves once and for all that
Peter Pan really is a girl.
860
01:06:59,586 --> 01:07:04,526
Yes, believe it or not, America's G-rated
sweetheart, in a X-rated nude scene.
861
01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:17,683
No!
862
01:10:18,428 --> 01:10:19,622
Cut it.
863
01:10:33,485 --> 01:10:36,923
You call that fast?
Is that what you call fast?
864
01:10:36,990 --> 01:10:39,289
Get the lead out, I say. Jesus.
865
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,922
I could've made better time
in a covered wagon.
866
01:10:41,998 --> 01:10:45,230
$10 a mile
and you can't even use the siren.
867
01:10:45,303 --> 01:10:47,466
I'm telling you, if I'm late for this...
868
01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:51,740
...I will have a few things to say about
your rotten service in my next column.
869
01:10:51,813 --> 01:10:54,750
- Come on, let's go.
- Where do you think you're going?
870
01:10:54,818 --> 01:10:57,344
We're on our way to Lourdes.
Where do you think?
871
01:10:57,422 --> 01:10:59,015
You have to have a pass.
872
01:10:59,658 --> 01:11:01,422
Do you know who I am?
873
01:11:01,494 --> 01:11:03,862
Yeah. You're somebody
who's making a big mistake...
874
01:11:03,932 --> 01:11:06,458
...if you think you're going to
get in without a pass.
875
01:11:07,571 --> 01:11:10,700
It's no use. I can't do it.
876
01:11:11,410 --> 01:11:14,039
I thought I could, but I just cannot.
877
01:11:14,114 --> 01:11:15,514
- Sally...
- No, Culley.
878
01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:17,449
- But, sweetheart...
- No, Felix.
879
01:11:17,519 --> 01:11:18,509
No.
880
01:11:19,222 --> 01:11:23,285
There is no way in God's earth
that I will bare my... out there.
881
01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:24,955
- But, Sally...
- I thought I could.
882
01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:26,090
You can.
883
01:11:26,166 --> 01:11:29,660
My mind says "yes,"
but my body says "no."
884
01:11:29,739 --> 01:11:32,265
- But, Sally.
- I know what it means to the film.
885
01:11:32,342 --> 01:11:35,836
I know it means that I'm not being
a trooper, and things like that.
886
01:11:35,914 --> 01:11:37,678
It's out of my hands. I'm helpless.
887
01:11:37,751 --> 01:11:40,381
- We'll clear everybody off the stage.
- It won't help.
888
01:11:40,455 --> 01:11:44,086
It's just one shot. We'll set the lights
and camera, everybody will leave.
889
01:11:44,161 --> 01:11:44,957
No.
890
01:11:45,028 --> 01:11:49,195
- What about the guy in the jack-in-the-box?
- We'll blindfold him. Nobody will see.
891
01:11:49,269 --> 01:11:52,798
My public will see. My children will see.
892
01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:54,969
It'll be R-rated.
They won't even let them in.
893
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:57,445
But they'll know.
Don't you care if they know?
894
01:11:57,515 --> 01:11:59,609
God, Felix, they're your children, too.
895
01:11:59,685 --> 01:12:02,780
Sophia Loren has children.
I hear she is a wonderful mother.
896
01:12:02,856 --> 01:12:04,757
She would never hurt her children.
897
01:12:04,826 --> 01:12:07,160
And God knows, the public has seen her...
898
01:12:07,230 --> 01:12:08,858
Oh, I know.
899
01:12:09,734 --> 01:12:11,293
- Ben, Culley.
- Glenda Jackson.
900
01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:12,929
Glenda Jackson. A fantastic mother.
901
01:12:13,006 --> 01:12:15,032
- Vanessa Redgrave.
- Never a better mother.
902
01:12:15,109 --> 01:12:16,236
Somebody who's not English.
903
01:12:16,311 --> 01:12:17,608
- Jane Fonda.
- Jane Fonda.
904
01:12:17,679 --> 01:12:19,477
- Shirley MacLaine.
- Shirley MacLaine.
905
01:12:19,549 --> 01:12:21,074
Liv Ullman!
906
01:12:22,654 --> 01:12:25,056
- Liv Ullman?
- I think so.
907
01:12:28,563 --> 01:12:29,588
Liv Ullman.
908
01:12:30,299 --> 01:12:31,892
I don't think there's anything...
909
01:12:31,968 --> 01:12:34,336
I don't want to know.
Where do we stand legally?
910
01:12:34,406 --> 01:12:38,310
Here. He can't hire outside security,
but he can close the stage.
911
01:12:38,378 --> 01:12:41,314
He must, at all times,
comply with the existing rules.
912
01:12:41,383 --> 01:12:42,645
Wait a minute.
913
01:12:44,421 --> 01:12:46,983
'Morning, Richard. How's the old prostate?
914
01:12:47,192 --> 01:12:49,457
Wait a minute. Shit!
915
01:12:49,996 --> 01:12:52,192
Don't you move me, you clods.
916
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:57,573
Now, you listen to me,
you penny-ante pea brain, junior G-Man.
917
01:12:58,176 --> 01:13:01,545
If you know what's good for you,
you better get on that phone...
918
01:13:01,615 --> 01:13:06,577
...and tell Mr. Big-shot Farmer that I said
he'd better let me on that stage...
919
01:13:06,655 --> 01:13:11,027
...or I'll crucify him in 150 newspapers...
920
01:13:11,096 --> 01:13:14,033
...every day for the
rest of his useless life.
921
01:13:14,101 --> 01:13:15,933
- Hello, Polly.
- Irving.
922
01:13:16,004 --> 01:13:18,166
You look like an anemic turtle.
923
01:13:19,341 --> 01:13:21,743
You're going to let that shyster on?
924
01:13:22,747 --> 01:13:24,773
I could sue you for calling me that.
925
01:13:24,851 --> 01:13:28,185
A shyster is a disreputable lawyer.
I'm a quack.
926
01:13:29,157 --> 01:13:31,388
You better tell Felix I'm out here.
927
01:13:32,129 --> 01:13:33,426
David.
928
01:13:34,632 --> 01:13:38,730
This maniac insulted me
and physically prevented me...
929
01:13:38,805 --> 01:13:41,001
...from going through that door.
930
01:13:41,143 --> 01:13:43,408
Okay. I'm David Blackman.
931
01:13:44,113 --> 01:13:47,312
I run this studio
and I'm ordering you off the lot.
932
01:13:47,552 --> 01:13:49,748
Are you going to move,
or should I move you?
933
01:13:49,822 --> 01:13:52,554
You'd be making a serious mistake,
Mr. Blackman.
934
01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:57,225
- What's your name?
- Harrigan. Harold P.
935
01:13:57,868 --> 01:14:02,239
All right, Mr. Harrigan, Harold B.,
I'm going to remember you.
936
01:14:02,575 --> 01:14:04,203
I'm going back to my office.
937
01:14:04,278 --> 01:14:06,680
If you're not off this lot
by the time I get there...
938
01:14:06,749 --> 01:14:10,015
...you'll never work again in this town
as long as you live.
939
01:14:11,189 --> 01:14:13,317
David, wait a minute. What about me?
940
01:14:13,392 --> 01:14:16,329
Just relax, Polly.
Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
941
01:14:19,602 --> 01:14:21,503
You know what that meant?
942
01:14:21,672 --> 01:14:23,197
That's your ass.
943
01:14:29,984 --> 01:14:33,718
Dick, what are you fooling around for?
Get him off the street.
944
01:14:37,597 --> 01:14:38,996
That stings.
945
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:44,496
It takes approximately 25 seconds
for a shot to travel from stern to stem.
946
01:14:45,642 --> 01:14:47,975
The time can vary two or three seconds...
947
01:14:48,046 --> 01:14:50,710
...according to the heart rate,
height of the patient...
948
01:14:50,784 --> 01:14:54,689
...and the amount of gluteal muscle
into which it was injected.
949
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:57,995
Also, there's the matter of drug potency
to be considered.
950
01:14:58,063 --> 01:15:01,364
You should be feeling it about now.
951
01:15:08,345 --> 01:15:11,338
I suggest you sit
until you get your sea legs.
952
01:15:15,155 --> 01:15:18,490
- Can she work?
- Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
953
01:15:18,594 --> 01:15:22,464
I was specifically requested to alleviate
her anxiety. Work was never mentioned.
954
01:15:22,533 --> 01:15:25,231
Irving, she's got a very big scene to do.
955
01:15:26,674 --> 01:15:28,802
I have to show my boobies.
956
01:15:29,277 --> 01:15:32,407
What do you think, Irving?
You've seen my boobies.
957
01:15:33,217 --> 01:15:35,083
Are they worth showing?
958
01:15:35,153 --> 01:15:38,990
Since I can only render an evaluation
based on a completely impersonal...
959
01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:43,055
...purely professional examination
of the subject, or subjects...
960
01:15:43,399 --> 01:15:48,169
...I would say that in my humble opinion,
you've got a terrific pair of knockers.
961
01:15:54,917 --> 01:15:58,047
- Let's get this show on the road.
- Set 'em up. Clear the stage.
962
01:15:58,122 --> 01:15:59,147
No.
963
01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,457
- You don't mind?
- No.
964
01:16:04,064 --> 01:16:05,396
Easy, gal.
965
01:16:07,503 --> 01:16:10,338
You've got some fast moves
for an old jock.
966
01:16:10,408 --> 01:16:12,138
- You okay?
- Terrific.
967
01:16:12,511 --> 01:16:15,846
You know, you are sexually notorious.
968
01:16:16,584 --> 01:16:20,044
A semi-fraudulent reputation,
which I do everything I can to encourage.
969
01:16:20,123 --> 01:16:21,182
Why?
970
01:16:21,559 --> 01:16:25,497
Because it's the best way for an old man
to compete in a young man's world.
971
01:16:25,565 --> 01:16:29,401
- Terrific. Hang in there, Culley.
- Mickey, get them ready.
972
01:16:29,470 --> 01:16:31,440
- Hi, Mickey.
- Hi.
973
01:16:31,508 --> 01:16:34,967
I certainly am. Right, Olie?
974
01:16:35,447 --> 01:16:37,177
You certainly are.
975
01:16:45,896 --> 01:16:48,264
- You're sure you're okay?
- Terrific.
976
01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,269
Makeup. Wardrobe.
977
01:16:57,181 --> 01:17:00,812
- Is she going to be all right?
- It depends what you mean by "all right."
978
01:17:00,887 --> 01:17:03,857
I once cured an amateur skydiver
of acute acrophobia.
979
01:17:03,924 --> 01:17:07,089
You could say he was all right
because he was able to jump.
980
01:17:07,162 --> 01:17:09,461
But you could also say
he was not all right...
981
01:17:09,533 --> 01:17:12,162
...because he was so stoned
he didn't open his parachute.
982
01:17:12,237 --> 01:17:14,729
You know, Irving, you're a real twat.
983
01:17:15,109 --> 01:17:16,873
That reminds me, Polly's outside.
984
01:17:16,945 --> 01:17:18,071
- Polly.
- Reed.
985
01:17:18,146 --> 01:17:20,342
- Outside?
- Trying to get inside.
986
01:17:21,084 --> 01:17:22,450
Oh, my God!
987
01:17:40,682 --> 01:17:44,711
Sally, we'll pick it up where
you enter the devil's mouth, okay?
988
01:17:44,788 --> 01:17:46,381
Okay.
989
01:17:48,026 --> 01:17:50,495
Don't blame the guard.
He was just doing his job.
990
01:17:50,563 --> 01:17:52,532
I left instructions:
Nobody passes without a pass.
991
01:17:52,599 --> 01:17:55,764
Did you leave instructions
that he was supposed to insult me?
992
01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:57,932
Please! There's a red light.
993
01:17:58,543 --> 01:18:00,444
I can't see. Pick me up.
994
01:18:01,347 --> 01:18:02,576
Gently.
995
01:18:07,055 --> 01:18:09,081
- Sally.
- Quiet.
996
01:18:14,735 --> 01:18:17,534
Hi, Polly. Come to see my boobies?
997
01:18:22,046 --> 01:18:23,981
Okay, you dirty rat...
998
01:18:24,583 --> 01:18:25,573
...roll 'em.
999
01:18:25,651 --> 01:18:28,052
All right, quiet now, on the bell.
1000
01:18:30,158 --> 01:18:32,286
And roll, please.
1001
01:18:34,932 --> 01:18:36,092
Speed.
1002
01:18:37,970 --> 01:18:39,302
Play back.
1003
01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:01,211
- Hello?
- Let me talk to David.
1004
01:22:01,386 --> 01:22:04,413
- It's for you.
- This is J.G. I'm still waiting.
1005
01:22:04,590 --> 01:22:06,685
- Yeah?
- What about the fucking contract?
1006
01:22:06,761 --> 01:22:09,196
Yes, J.G. I was just going to call you.
1007
01:22:09,264 --> 01:22:11,495
Yes, J.G., we're working on it.
1008
01:22:12,103 --> 01:22:13,832
Please, just relax.
1009
01:22:14,072 --> 01:22:16,439
Yeah, we're going to get it.
1010
01:22:16,509 --> 01:22:18,501
I promise you, we're going to get it.
1011
01:22:18,579 --> 01:22:21,345
We're going to get it
before the stockholders' meeting.
1012
01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:23,818
Yes. I guarantee it.
1013
01:22:24,688 --> 01:22:26,590
Right. How's the weather?
1014
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,089
Great. Enjoy.
1015
01:22:29,596 --> 01:22:32,192
The contract, signed, sealed and delivered.
1016
01:22:32,534 --> 01:22:35,163
Chairman of one of
the country's biggest grocery chains...
1017
01:22:35,238 --> 01:22:37,800
...and all he can think about is the movies.
1018
01:22:38,176 --> 01:22:39,974
He's driving me crazy.
1019
01:22:40,513 --> 01:22:41,446
Hello, Eva?
1020
01:22:41,515 --> 01:22:43,780
- Got anything?
- David.
1021
01:22:44,085 --> 01:22:46,247
- You talk to her yet?
- Gary talked to her.
1022
01:22:46,321 --> 01:22:48,791
- When did you talk to Gary?
- I talked to him Tuesday.
1023
01:22:48,859 --> 01:22:51,192
I've got to know:
Is she going to sign or isn't she?
1024
01:22:51,263 --> 01:22:52,561
If she doesn't, it's my ass.
1025
01:22:54,935 --> 01:22:57,428
David, stop worrying about it.
1026
01:22:57,973 --> 01:23:02,207
Sweetie, I promise you.
I promise you that she's going to do it.
1027
01:23:02,781 --> 01:23:05,512
Yes, darling. 'Bye, sweetie.
1028
01:23:07,521 --> 01:23:08,648
Snake.
1029
01:23:13,631 --> 01:23:16,499
Chinese New Year,
everybody go San Francisco.
1030
01:23:16,569 --> 01:23:20,029
Not everybody, kiddo.
I no go San Francisco.
1031
01:23:20,141 --> 01:23:23,806
Missie Farmer no go San Francisco,
and you no go San Francisco.
1032
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:26,976
Because Missie Farmer
having party Friday night.
1033
01:23:27,385 --> 01:23:29,047
Friday Chinese New Year.
1034
01:23:29,121 --> 01:23:30,316
Hello?
1035
01:23:30,390 --> 01:23:31,618
I Chinese.
1036
01:23:31,692 --> 01:23:35,027
That's what you say. Danny Kaye
cooks better Chinese food than you.
1037
01:23:35,097 --> 01:23:38,432
You don't even play Ping-Pong.
You probably had your eyes fixed.
1038
01:23:38,503 --> 01:23:42,909
I'm sorry, but kung fu's galloping gourmet
is off his litchi nut again.
1039
01:23:43,811 --> 01:23:47,249
Look, I told you,
something like this cannot be rushed.
1040
01:23:47,316 --> 01:23:50,116
One way or the other,
you'll be the first to know.
1041
01:23:50,188 --> 01:23:53,181
If I swing it, she'll
probably call you herself.
1042
01:24:12,857 --> 01:24:14,257
Thanks, Gary.
1043
01:24:17,565 --> 01:24:18,657
What?
1044
01:24:19,834 --> 01:24:21,803
You look a little tired.
1045
01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:24,831
I suppose I am a bit.
1046
01:24:24,909 --> 01:24:27,937
The studio called.
You don't have to be in makeup until 10:00.
1047
01:24:28,014 --> 01:24:29,208
Good.
1048
01:24:30,585 --> 01:24:32,918
I've been working rather hard.
1049
01:24:33,088 --> 01:24:35,183
Not to mention the emotional strain.
1050
01:24:39,799 --> 01:24:43,293
Felix says there is nothing to worry about.
1051
01:24:46,042 --> 01:24:48,773
I hope he's right, for your sake.
1052
01:24:52,352 --> 01:24:54,844
You don't think he's right, do you?
1053
01:25:00,698 --> 01:25:01,995
If it were your film...
1054
01:25:04,069 --> 01:25:05,799
...all your money...
1055
01:25:06,974 --> 01:25:09,911
...would you do it all yourself? I mean...
1056
01:25:10,613 --> 01:25:14,016
...distribute it, and advertise it?
1057
01:25:14,819 --> 01:25:16,846
- The whole thing?
- No.
1058
01:25:17,691 --> 01:25:18,920
Why not?
1059
01:25:20,128 --> 01:25:23,065
Because I'm by nature
a very cautious person.
1060
01:25:23,667 --> 01:25:28,232
I'd want absolutely the best protection
I could get for my money.
1061
01:25:28,675 --> 01:25:31,201
Especially if it were all my money.
1062
01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:34,848
I'll tell you one thing I'd do for sure:
1063
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:39,457
I'd try and get good advice.
1064
01:25:39,858 --> 01:25:44,662
I'd pick up the phone and I'd call somebody
who knows the business.
1065
01:25:45,367 --> 01:25:47,461
Somebody I can trust.
1066
01:25:48,338 --> 01:25:50,204
Like your agent.
1067
01:26:25,262 --> 01:26:26,730
You're late.
1068
01:26:27,533 --> 01:26:28,625
I wasn't sure.
1069
01:26:29,503 --> 01:26:30,868
But you came.
1070
01:26:31,372 --> 01:26:34,638
After all we've been through,
you still want me?
1071
01:27:14,739 --> 01:27:15,967
Not bad, Felix.
1072
01:27:17,577 --> 01:27:20,047
- What? Out!
- Take it easy, Felix.
1073
01:27:20,114 --> 01:27:23,916
Out. You're not allowed in here. Nobody
sees my movie without my permission.
1074
01:27:23,987 --> 01:27:26,548
- Your movie, Felix?
- My movie. Every frame.
1075
01:27:26,624 --> 01:27:28,923
An ironbound contract that proves it.
1076
01:27:28,994 --> 01:27:32,591
Which very clearly states
I have absolute, complete control.
1077
01:27:32,701 --> 01:27:36,069
An hour ago,
your wife signed a distribution contract.
1078
01:27:36,607 --> 01:27:39,076
- Distribution contract for what?
- Night Wind.
1079
01:27:39,143 --> 01:27:40,111
What?
1080
01:27:40,179 --> 01:27:42,512
When I need your help, Culley...
1081
01:27:43,116 --> 01:27:45,518
- My wife?
- You better listen, pal.
1082
01:27:45,587 --> 01:27:47,179
My wife can't sign anything.
1083
01:27:47,323 --> 01:27:50,259
According to a superior court judge,
she can.
1084
01:27:50,394 --> 01:27:52,295
She has a right to protect her investment.
1085
01:27:52,364 --> 01:27:55,301
Especially since she didn't agree
to the investment.
1086
01:27:55,369 --> 01:27:56,894
Actually, you're getting off easy.
1087
01:27:56,971 --> 01:28:00,170
If she wanted to, she could have you
arrested for embezzlement.
1088
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:04,012
You Judas!
1089
01:28:07,086 --> 01:28:08,349
- Come on.
- Get him out.
1090
01:28:08,422 --> 01:28:10,015
Pack up his office and get him off the lot.
1091
01:28:10,091 --> 01:28:13,085
- You've got one hour to do it.
- Don't press your luck, David.
1092
01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:15,291
They stole my film.
1093
01:28:15,366 --> 01:28:18,599
He broke my nose.
I'm going to sue the bastard.
1094
01:28:18,672 --> 01:28:21,005
You're not going to sue.
Get his nose to a doctor.
1095
01:28:21,075 --> 01:28:24,137
Call the lab.
Don't let that lunatic near that negative.
1096
01:28:24,213 --> 01:28:26,614
- Have you got a handkerchief?
- Yes.
1097
01:28:27,585 --> 01:28:30,453
- You're the cutter?
- Yes, sir. Ralph Himmler.
1098
01:28:30,523 --> 01:28:34,052
- What's the running time, Ralph?
- 163 minutes.
1099
01:28:35,297 --> 01:28:39,360
That's too long.
Okay, let's see what we've got...
1100
01:28:39,771 --> 01:28:41,363
...and what we can lose.
1101
01:28:41,808 --> 01:28:43,606
They stole my film!
1102
01:28:44,511 --> 01:28:47,539
They stole! Those Philistines!
1103
01:28:47,717 --> 01:28:49,743
Don't go off half-cocked.
1104
01:28:51,622 --> 01:28:53,284
You stole my film.
1105
01:28:53,926 --> 01:28:55,690
I'll steal your car.
1106
01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:00,899
Felix, see a lawyer, for God's sake.
1107
01:29:12,922 --> 01:29:14,254
Shit!
1108
01:30:12,448 --> 01:30:16,352
Unit 28 in pursuit of a black Lemay.
Personalized plate: CAP EXEC.
1109
01:30:54,046 --> 01:30:55,912
Jezebel!
1110
01:31:08,535 --> 01:31:10,629
- Where is she?
- Rangoon.
1111
01:31:10,705 --> 01:31:12,640
- Rangoon?
- Daddy.
1112
01:31:13,475 --> 01:31:15,341
- Hands up!
- Rangoon?
1113
01:31:16,047 --> 01:31:18,710
- John John, give me that.
- Which Rangoon?
1114
01:31:18,784 --> 01:31:20,650
She's gone to see a swami or something.
1115
01:31:20,720 --> 01:31:24,158
Give me that.
She's going to need more than a swami.
1116
01:31:28,399 --> 01:31:29,161
Don't shoot!
1117
01:31:45,025 --> 01:31:46,253
Hold it.
1118
01:31:48,364 --> 01:31:51,630
Hold it! You hit my motorcycle.
Wait a minute!
1119
01:31:53,672 --> 01:31:54,934
Let's go.
1120
01:31:59,381 --> 01:32:02,841
6L41. Advise all units possible
suspect from black Lemay...
1121
01:32:02,919 --> 01:32:04,649
...now driving white Rolls-Royce.
1122
01:32:22,382 --> 01:32:23,441
Hey.
1123
01:32:29,393 --> 01:32:31,521
It's me, Harrigan. Harold P.
1124
01:32:32,165 --> 01:32:34,259
- Harrigan. Yes.
- I just started here today.
1125
01:32:34,335 --> 01:32:36,964
Thanks to Mr. Culley's recommendation.
1126
01:32:39,209 --> 01:32:40,802
Good old Culley.
1127
01:32:42,347 --> 01:32:44,317
Something wrong, Mr. Farmer?
1128
01:32:44,384 --> 01:32:47,320
No. I'm just late
for an very important date.
1129
01:32:47,388 --> 01:32:48,822
Like Alice in Wonderland.
1130
01:32:48,890 --> 01:32:50,756
- What?
- The March Hare.
1131
01:32:52,229 --> 01:32:55,063
Yes, it's good to see you again, Harrigan.
1132
01:32:58,505 --> 01:33:01,943
Mr. Farmer. The studio just called,
and I'm afraid...
1133
01:33:02,311 --> 01:33:04,645
I'm a desperate man, Mr. Lipschitz.
1134
01:33:04,715 --> 01:33:08,983
If every reel of my negative
is not in this office in 10 minutes...
1135
01:33:09,055 --> 01:33:11,388
...l'm going to blow your brains out.
1136
01:33:27,617 --> 01:33:31,557
- Please, Mr. Farmer, don't shoot.
- Just do what I tell you, nobody gets hurt.
1137
01:33:31,625 --> 01:33:33,560
Harrigan, just stay where you are.
1138
01:33:33,628 --> 01:33:36,826
- Mr. Farmer.
- Get out of the way. He's crazy.
1139
01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:39,392
- Now, hold it.
- I'll shoot, Harrigan.
1140
01:33:39,470 --> 01:33:43,135
- For God's sake, get out of the way.
- Mr. Farmer...
1141
01:33:44,445 --> 01:33:46,437
- Give me that gun.
- I'm going to shoot.
1142
01:33:46,514 --> 01:33:47,880
He's going to shoot!
1143
01:33:47,950 --> 01:33:50,112
- You really don't want to do that.
- Yes, I do.
1144
01:33:50,187 --> 01:33:52,156
Yes, he does. You're fired, Harrigan.
1145
01:33:52,223 --> 01:33:54,215
Pick up your money and get out.
1146
01:33:54,326 --> 01:33:55,294
Come on.
1147
01:33:55,361 --> 01:33:59,356
- You don't understand. It's my film.
- It's his film.
1148
01:33:59,434 --> 01:34:02,462
- They took away my film.
- They took away his film.
1149
01:34:02,539 --> 01:34:03,563
No.
1150
01:34:21,802 --> 01:34:23,361
I'm sorry, Mr. Farmer.
1151
01:34:26,076 --> 01:34:28,011
It's all right, Harrigan.
1152
01:34:28,946 --> 01:34:33,283
This could mean another $10 million
at the box office.
1153
01:34:54,987 --> 01:34:56,477
Gracias, se�or.
1154
01:34:56,990 --> 01:34:58,618
What did you play?
1155
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:02,125
Sinatra. $6 worth of Sinatra.
1156
01:35:02,966 --> 01:35:04,161
Bullshit.
1157
01:35:05,136 --> 01:35:07,128
- Bullshit?
- Bullshit.
1158
01:35:08,775 --> 01:35:13,681
I mean, S.O. B:
Standard Operational Bullshit.
1159
01:35:15,953 --> 01:35:17,922
They kill the poor, sweet son of a bitch...
1160
01:35:17,989 --> 01:35:22,053
...and then they give him a sendoff
like he's some kind of a saint.
1161
01:35:22,630 --> 01:35:25,065
She's going to sing, for Christ's sake.
Come on.
1162
01:35:25,133 --> 01:35:28,662
I mean, she knifes him in the back,
and then she's going to sing to him?
1163
01:35:29,073 --> 01:35:30,939
It's bullshit, Culley.
1164
01:35:31,777 --> 01:35:32,870
Probably.
1165
01:35:32,946 --> 01:35:34,470
It's not funny.
1166
01:35:36,518 --> 01:35:38,042
I guess it's not.
1167
01:35:38,355 --> 01:35:40,187
Or maybe it should be.
1168
01:35:41,258 --> 01:35:43,159
You want to step outside?
1169
01:35:43,696 --> 01:35:45,858
- Who are you talking to?
- Culley.
1170
01:35:45,933 --> 01:35:47,959
You're looking between us.
1171
01:35:48,036 --> 01:35:50,267
Maybe I am, but you know who I mean.
1172
01:35:50,339 --> 01:35:52,832
Culley. How about it?
You want to step outside?
1173
01:35:52,910 --> 01:35:54,002
Nope.
1174
01:35:54,647 --> 01:35:56,445
Come on. I want to fight you.
1175
01:35:56,716 --> 01:35:59,151
What for? You know I can lick you.
1176
01:35:59,553 --> 01:36:01,181
Right. That's why.
1177
01:36:03,761 --> 01:36:06,128
I'm so damned ashamed
of so many things I've done...
1178
01:36:06,197 --> 01:36:09,225
...and I didn't do when I should have...
1179
01:36:09,302 --> 01:36:11,601
...and I didn't and I did them anyway.
1180
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:13,167
Darling...
1181
01:36:13,242 --> 01:36:15,973
I want him to beat the shit out of me
so I can feel better.
1182
01:36:16,046 --> 01:36:17,844
But, brother sinner...
1183
01:36:18,583 --> 01:36:21,816
...even though I completely understand
your need for purgation...
1184
01:36:21,889 --> 01:36:23,824
Do you? Do you really?
1185
01:36:23,892 --> 01:36:27,762
There isn't a man among us
with half a conscience...
1186
01:36:28,098 --> 01:36:32,230
...who doesn't keep a hair shirt
as a permanent part of his wardrobe.
1187
01:36:32,972 --> 01:36:34,736
What does that mean?
1188
01:36:37,979 --> 01:36:40,415
Can you explain it to him, Culley?
1189
01:36:43,522 --> 01:36:47,893
It's not easy. There are so few people
in this town with a conscience.
1190
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:53,128
I'll tell you one thing...
1191
01:36:59,580 --> 01:37:01,709
I got a postcard from Lila and Babs.
1192
01:37:01,784 --> 01:37:04,413
I'm not going to that bullshit funeral.
1193
01:37:05,423 --> 01:37:06,651
It's...
1194
01:37:07,960 --> 01:37:10,122
- Hypocritical.
- It's bullshit.
1195
01:37:13,335 --> 01:37:17,103
What is your disposition regarding
the funeral, brother Culley?
1196
01:37:17,307 --> 01:37:19,276
I vote with brother Ben.
1197
01:37:19,577 --> 01:37:22,742
- So, what's the alternative?
- We don't go.
1198
01:37:23,417 --> 01:37:26,980
Not good enough. Felix deserves better
than they're going to give him.
1199
01:37:27,056 --> 01:37:28,991
It's up to us to see to it he gets it.
1200
01:37:29,059 --> 01:37:32,622
Therefore, I propose we give him
the un-deceitful...
1201
01:37:33,065 --> 01:37:35,967
...openhearted last honors,
which are his due.
1202
01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:39,334
L'Chaim.
1203
01:37:39,676 --> 01:37:41,474
Whatever that means.
1204
01:37:58,405 --> 01:37:59,896
You stay in the car.
1205
01:37:59,974 --> 01:38:02,205
- Who stay in the car?
- Him stay in the car.
1206
01:38:02,277 --> 01:38:03,711
I don't want to stay in the car.
1207
01:38:03,780 --> 01:38:06,545
Look, we have to be sly and stealthy
and you're too pissed.
1208
01:38:06,617 --> 01:38:09,213
Bullshit, I can be just as sty
and sleathy as you can.
1209
01:38:09,288 --> 01:38:12,623
- It's rise or fall together, Culley.
- The Three Muscatels.
1210
01:38:12,694 --> 01:38:14,458
All right, let's go.
1211
01:38:22,876 --> 01:38:24,845
Be with you in a minute.
1212
01:38:25,513 --> 01:38:28,506
- You can always do that.
- I have to take a pee.
1213
01:38:29,286 --> 01:38:32,746
- How are we going to get in?
- Knock and tell them you're dead.
1214
01:38:32,825 --> 01:38:34,453
That's not funny.
1215
01:38:39,903 --> 01:38:41,872
After a 17-hour standoff with police...
1216
01:38:41,939 --> 01:38:45,468
- What if there's a burglar alarm?
- Ben, stand guard, will you?
1217
01:38:46,980 --> 01:38:50,577
The suspects emerged unarmed
and surrendered to SWAT team members...
1218
01:38:50,653 --> 01:38:52,246
... without a shot being fired.
1219
01:38:52,322 --> 01:38:55,019
Superstar Sally Miles arrived
from Rangoon today...
1220
01:38:55,092 --> 01:38:58,552
... and she was accompanied by
Professor KrishnamamsaKesari.
1221
01:38:58,631 --> 01:39:01,568
When questioned by reporters,
the actress refused to comment...
1222
01:39:01,636 --> 01:39:03,298
... on her husband's tragic death.
1223
01:39:03,539 --> 01:39:06,908
Services for Felix Farmer will be held...
1224
01:39:06,978 --> 01:39:09,209
... on Stage 15 at Capitol Studios.
1225
01:39:09,281 --> 01:39:13,549
A family spokesman said today a record
turnout is expected to pay final tribute...
1226
01:39:13,621 --> 01:39:17,081
... to the late producer who was shot
by police while trying to steal...
1227
01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:21,064
... the negatives to his controversial film,
Night Wind last Tuesday.
1228
01:39:21,133 --> 01:39:25,663
It is ironic that on the eve of his funeral
his new version of Night Wind...
1229
01:39:25,740 --> 01:39:28,734
... opened to record business
in 800 theatres across the country.
1230
01:39:42,666 --> 01:39:44,134
Come on.
1231
01:40:08,774 --> 01:40:10,037
Culley.
1232
01:40:15,451 --> 01:40:16,918
Burgess Webster.
1233
01:40:19,824 --> 01:40:24,388
You'd think after all that time on the beach
he'd have a little more color.
1234
01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:26,828
Damn good actor.
1235
01:40:27,736 --> 01:40:29,898
You know, it's not fair.
1236
01:40:30,641 --> 01:40:35,137
Felix gets Stage 15
and Burgess winds up in potter's field.
1237
01:40:36,049 --> 01:40:39,384
At least they ought to give him
additional dying credit.
1238
01:40:39,455 --> 01:40:41,856
Pal, you got a wicked, witty mouth.
1239
01:40:41,925 --> 01:40:44,828
All the better to kiss your funny bone with.
1240
01:40:48,268 --> 01:40:49,428
Bingo.
1241
01:40:50,405 --> 01:40:52,499
"Good-night, sweet prince."
1242
01:41:06,430 --> 01:41:09,161
Why don't we put Burgess in Felix's box?
1243
01:41:10,069 --> 01:41:13,404
Brilliant. When this is over,
I'm going to ask you to marry me.
1244
01:41:13,474 --> 01:41:16,808
- I'd cheat on you.
- Just so long as you don't tell anybody.
1245
01:41:16,879 --> 01:41:18,006
Ben.
1246
01:41:22,622 --> 01:41:23,953
What's that?
1247
01:41:24,725 --> 01:41:27,320
Sounds like someone left a faucet running.
1248
01:41:27,595 --> 01:41:28,961
I'm peeing.
1249
01:41:29,331 --> 01:41:31,493
- Into what?
- My pants.
1250
01:41:33,639 --> 01:41:36,074
As long as you're not obliged
to hit anything...
1251
01:41:36,142 --> 01:41:39,079
...pee your way over here
and give us a hand.
1252
01:41:40,348 --> 01:41:42,443
I'd rather go wait in the car.
1253
01:41:42,619 --> 01:41:45,919
Look, just hang onto Felix
until we get Burgess straightened up.
1254
01:41:45,990 --> 01:41:47,390
All right, yeah.
1255
01:41:47,459 --> 01:41:49,189
- You got him?
- Yeah.
1256
01:41:49,429 --> 01:41:52,798
- He doesn't have any shoes on.
- He's through walking.
1257
01:42:03,851 --> 01:42:06,287
In order to make this thing work...
1258
01:42:06,356 --> 01:42:10,454
...we ought to get somebody else
in Burgess' box.
1259
01:42:10,996 --> 01:42:12,055
Genius.
1260
01:42:12,131 --> 01:42:14,760
They'll be so busy
trying to locate the missing stiff...
1261
01:42:14,835 --> 01:42:16,862
...that they won't notice
the old switcheroo.
1262
01:42:16,939 --> 01:42:19,238
- You still peeing?
- But now I've got to...
1263
01:42:19,309 --> 01:42:24,079
Clench. Draw up. Think about
being sodomized by a bull elephant.
1264
01:42:24,784 --> 01:42:27,015
Maybe you get the head this time.
1265
01:42:28,523 --> 01:42:30,924
Don't you have any respect for the dead?
1266
01:42:33,398 --> 01:42:35,890
We can raise our rates after this one.
1267
01:42:40,409 --> 01:42:42,844
We'll bring out a whole new catalog.
1268
01:42:45,149 --> 01:42:48,315
And we'll use the Farmer funeral
as a centerfold.
1269
01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:52,452
Done.
1270
01:42:54,966 --> 01:42:56,194
All right.
1271
01:42:56,835 --> 01:42:58,325
- Ready?
- Yeah.
1272
01:42:58,772 --> 01:42:59,864
Up.
1273
01:43:02,444 --> 01:43:04,106
Get the door, Ben.
1274
01:43:05,081 --> 01:43:07,574
- What's the matter with you?
- I've got stomach cramps.
1275
01:43:07,652 --> 01:43:08,710
Gas.
1276
01:43:20,872 --> 01:43:22,465
Get the door, Ben.
1277
01:43:23,543 --> 01:43:25,102
And the seat.
1278
01:43:25,346 --> 01:43:26,905
Get the seat up.
1279
01:43:27,983 --> 01:43:29,576
In you go, baby.
1280
01:43:33,359 --> 01:43:34,485
He won't bend.
1281
01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:37,531
He'll bend.
You just got to force him, look...
1282
01:43:37,598 --> 01:43:40,433
I'll push down and you pull on his ankles.
Come on, pull.
1283
01:43:41,371 --> 01:43:42,600
Yeah.
1284
01:43:42,873 --> 01:43:46,367
Boy. He'd be less conspicuous
if his eyes were open.
1285
01:43:46,579 --> 01:43:49,482
He'd be less conspicuous
if he was back in his box.
1286
01:43:50,451 --> 01:43:52,317
She left some glasses.
1287
01:43:56,461 --> 01:43:57,655
Genius.
1288
01:43:57,729 --> 01:43:58,924
Oh, my God.
1289
01:43:59,165 --> 01:44:01,430
All right. Get in the back with him.
1290
01:44:01,869 --> 01:44:02,996
Why me?
1291
01:44:03,071 --> 01:44:07,773
Because you smell like a boiler room urinal
and Felix is the only one who doesn't mind.
1292
01:44:07,845 --> 01:44:10,337
Besides that,
it'll look better if he has company.
1293
01:44:10,416 --> 01:44:14,115
It would be incommodious
if we got stopped for a traffic violation.
1294
01:44:34,419 --> 01:44:37,288
- What the hell is wrong, Culley?
- How do I know?
1295
01:44:49,810 --> 01:44:50,742
Ben.
1296
01:44:51,213 --> 01:44:52,407
Culley.
1297
01:44:52,949 --> 01:44:54,007
Ben.
1298
01:44:57,222 --> 01:44:59,920
Ben, put your arm around him.
1299
01:45:00,494 --> 01:45:02,725
It stalled. It happens occasionally.
1300
01:45:02,797 --> 01:45:05,495
Act nonchalant. Talk to him.
1301
01:45:07,003 --> 01:45:09,098
Read any good books lately?
1302
01:45:09,674 --> 01:45:11,108
Nod his head.
1303
01:45:14,449 --> 01:45:16,645
I think it's flooded.
We'll sit for a minute.
1304
01:45:16,719 --> 01:45:18,347
Okay. Let's go.
1305
01:45:20,291 --> 01:45:23,284
- How's your heart?
- "Nod his head." I could...
1306
01:45:23,563 --> 01:45:25,532
You had to do something.
1307
01:45:25,666 --> 01:45:29,069
I did do something. I shit my pants.
1308
01:45:29,305 --> 01:45:30,294
Sure you did.
1309
01:45:51,239 --> 01:45:52,935
They do this all the time in Ireland.
1310
01:45:53,008 --> 01:45:55,477
They never heard of
Polly Wolly Doodle in Ireland?
1311
01:45:55,545 --> 01:46:00,542
- I mean, a wake.
- Awake or asleep, perchance to dream.
1312
01:46:05,995 --> 01:46:07,327
I'm sorry.
1313
01:46:09,033 --> 01:46:11,093
Do you realize, in a
matter of a few hours...
1314
01:46:11,170 --> 01:46:15,165
...you have demonstrated most of
your excremental bodily functions?
1315
01:46:17,479 --> 01:46:18,742
I haven't sneezed.
1316
01:46:18,815 --> 01:46:21,513
A sneeze is expiatory, not excremental.
1317
01:46:22,554 --> 01:46:26,390
"Drink, that's the thing to do"
1318
01:46:26,727 --> 01:46:28,593
Now that you mention it...
1319
01:46:30,065 --> 01:46:32,501
- Did I mention it?
- The thing to do.
1320
01:46:35,073 --> 01:46:39,513
It is now, exactly,
by my split-to-the-second accurate...
1321
01:46:39,581 --> 01:46:43,074
...solid gold wristwatch
presented to me by...
1322
01:46:45,089 --> 01:46:46,785
...our late, great host...
1323
01:46:50,230 --> 01:46:52,200
To our late, great host.
1324
01:46:52,668 --> 01:46:56,936
A sweet soul adrift in a sea of sour grapes.
1325
01:47:00,780 --> 01:47:03,273
- A sea of sour grapes.
- Think about it.
1326
01:47:03,351 --> 01:47:04,944
Exactly 4:30.
1327
01:47:06,121 --> 01:47:09,456
"An' the dawn comes up like thunder"
1328
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:11,661
Time to make decisions.
1329
01:47:16,104 --> 01:47:18,801
You're right about one thing, Doctor:
1330
01:47:20,477 --> 01:47:22,241
He's a sweet soul.
1331
01:47:27,121 --> 01:47:28,714
God, that was...
1332
01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:33,829
But your gesture was magnificent.
1333
01:47:33,898 --> 01:47:36,800
It was... because that's not Felix.
1334
01:47:40,174 --> 01:47:41,904
What do you mean? Who is it?
1335
01:47:41,977 --> 01:47:44,572
No. Not even "who."
1336
01:47:45,449 --> 01:47:47,782
Just something Felix walked around in.
1337
01:47:47,853 --> 01:47:52,350
But it's important
because it serves as a reminder...
1338
01:47:52,427 --> 01:47:54,623
...to those who loved what he was.
1339
01:47:55,431 --> 01:47:59,164
- What are we going to do with him? lt?
- I've been thinking.
1340
01:47:59,705 --> 01:48:01,298
A burial at sea.
1341
01:48:01,841 --> 01:48:03,173
Beautiful.
1342
01:48:04,946 --> 01:48:06,539
A burial at sea.
1343
01:48:09,787 --> 01:48:13,054
I don't like to be a party poop,
but I get seasick.
1344
01:48:14,060 --> 01:48:17,053
The last of your excremental
bodily functions.
1345
01:48:17,399 --> 01:48:19,664
Worthy of The Guinness Book of Records.
1346
01:48:21,405 --> 01:48:22,998
We shall need a Bible.
1347
01:48:23,809 --> 01:48:27,042
There's a whole routine
on the sea giving up its dead.
1348
01:48:28,817 --> 01:48:31,685
- When?
- I don't believe it specifies.
1349
01:48:32,722 --> 01:48:34,714
A Viking funeral.
1350
01:48:51,384 --> 01:48:53,376
If you'd only stop fussing.
1351
01:48:56,159 --> 01:48:57,525
Oh, my God.
1352
01:48:57,761 --> 01:48:59,195
Oh, my God.
1353
01:48:59,264 --> 01:49:00,754
Logan is missing.
1354
01:49:01,634 --> 01:49:04,069
I hope he is the only one that is missing.
1355
01:49:06,375 --> 01:49:08,640
Here's Logan. Where's Webster?
1356
01:49:08,712 --> 01:49:10,237
Here's Webster.
1357
01:49:10,314 --> 01:49:13,045
That's supposed to be Farmer.
Where's Farmer?
1358
01:49:15,389 --> 01:49:16,913
This is Duncan.
1359
01:49:16,991 --> 01:49:18,584
Mr. Vanderstock.
1360
01:49:18,660 --> 01:49:21,290
Farmer's gone. We're ruined.
1361
01:49:21,565 --> 01:49:23,158
The hell we are.
1362
01:49:26,306 --> 01:49:28,707
- What are you doing?
- Who's to know?
1363
01:49:53,815 --> 01:49:55,306
Let's move it.
1364
01:49:55,885 --> 01:49:57,751
Come on, now. Please.
1365
01:50:09,707 --> 01:50:10,969
Easy now.
1366
01:50:13,913 --> 01:50:15,609
I'll open the bar.
1367
01:50:19,321 --> 01:50:22,952
He bought her this boat
on their 14th wedding anniversary.
1368
01:50:24,028 --> 01:50:26,089
They sailed her to Catalina.
1369
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:29,193
Sally flew home.
1370
01:50:29,503 --> 01:50:33,168
I don't think Felix has been on her
more than once or twice since then.
1371
01:50:33,243 --> 01:50:35,576
No wonder Sally wants a divorce.
1372
01:50:36,080 --> 01:50:38,276
Because he bought her a boat?
1373
01:50:38,350 --> 01:50:40,980
He's only been on her once or twice since.
1374
01:50:41,055 --> 01:50:42,455
On the boat.
1375
01:50:43,158 --> 01:50:46,095
I hope I can get this
son of a bitch started.
1376
01:50:47,164 --> 01:50:51,433
In grateful appreciation from the cast
and crew of The Pagan Plunder.
1377
01:50:52,072 --> 01:50:53,870
I never saw that one.
1378
01:50:54,075 --> 01:50:56,601
Terrible reviews. Grossed a fortune.
1379
01:51:01,219 --> 01:51:03,415
What if he catches something?
1380
01:51:53,367 --> 01:51:56,132
I'm glad we were able
to work out the deal.
1381
01:51:56,204 --> 01:51:58,800
I think you two will work great together.
1382
01:51:58,909 --> 01:52:00,673
It's a great script.
1383
01:52:10,027 --> 01:52:13,863
It better be great,
we're paying the son of a bitch a fortune.
1384
01:52:17,872 --> 01:52:19,204
Gary...
1385
01:52:20,610 --> 01:52:24,571
...l've got your contracts.
Be at my office at 10:00.
1386
01:52:30,659 --> 01:52:33,391
I don't think I'm going to be able to sing.
1387
01:52:34,464 --> 01:52:37,867
You've got to.
That's why everybody came.
1388
01:52:57,934 --> 01:53:02,499
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are gathered here today...
1389
01:53:03,644 --> 01:53:07,582
... to bid farewell to a great man...
1390
01:53:08,484 --> 01:53:12,479
... and a loving friend,
who has given us some great pictures:
1391
01:53:13,492 --> 01:53:18,455
Cyclone City, Dream Angel,
Hell-bent for Texas...
1392
01:53:24,476 --> 01:53:29,473
...Love on a Pogo Stick,
Moth and Rust, Earthrise...
1393
01:53:30,786 --> 01:53:34,188
...Cr�me de la Cr�me,
Tall Man from Tennessee...
1394
01:53:34,992 --> 01:53:38,088
...Chicken at the Wheel, Sea Dog...
1395
01:53:39,165 --> 01:53:41,532
...lnvasion of the Pickle People...
1396
01:53:43,004 --> 01:53:46,874
...Odyssey of Pain, The Pagan Plunder...
1397
01:53:47,578 --> 01:53:51,846
... and his last and greatest
moving picture extravaganza...
1398
01:53:52,586 --> 01:53:53,610
...Night Wind.
1399
01:53:53,688 --> 01:53:56,591
But what greater tribute than to quote...
1400
01:53:57,026 --> 01:54:00,020
... from the Hollywood
motion picture textuary?
1401
01:54:01,366 --> 01:54:02,994
Can you see that?
1402
01:54:03,804 --> 01:54:06,365
"Night Wind be a hurricane."
1403
01:54:07,209 --> 01:54:10,840
"$3 mil take in 7 city Labor weekend."
1404
01:54:11,382 --> 01:54:13,613
"Cap V.P. Blackman predicts...
1405
01:54:14,987 --> 01:54:16,615
"...$200 mil...
1406
01:54:17,424 --> 01:54:20,361
"...$200 mil world gross."
1407
01:54:23,301 --> 01:54:26,100
Are we not happy for him? Wherever he is.
1408
01:54:27,140 --> 01:54:30,669
And now, my dear friend and pupil.
1409
01:54:31,279 --> 01:54:36,117
That beautiful, famous,
and extremely talented movie star...
1410
01:54:36,254 --> 01:54:40,750
... who's known and loved and admired
by everyone all over the whole world.
1411
01:54:41,496 --> 01:54:46,458
Known professionally as Miss Sally Miles
but who, in real life...
1412
01:54:46,971 --> 01:54:49,270
... is actually Mrs. Felix Farmer.
1413
01:54:49,841 --> 01:54:51,935
And she will now sing...
1414
01:54:52,011 --> 01:54:56,007
... one of her husband's favorite songs.
1415
01:56:41,882 --> 01:56:43,316
So long, pal.
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