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♪
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We should do our own podcast.
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- Only Murders In The Building.
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- How do I know you?
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- Oh, Charles was in an...
an old TV series.
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What was it called? Bozos.
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- Brazzos.
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I have to finish this.
I have to see this through.
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Do you like your Beats?
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I can't get any work.
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- You have to sell the apartment.
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- It's all I have.
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All in favor of evicting
all three members of
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Murder, She Wrote?
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- A direct route into Bunny's.
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- You're sleeping with a murderer!
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- This ends now, Jan.
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- Hey, Bunny! Congrats!
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You're the most hated person
in the building now,
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you cranky old bitch.
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"Get out of the building now."
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Mabel!
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We gotta get her!
I'm not leaving her here!
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- It's not what you think.
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Bunny!
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- Is that your knitting needle?
- Yes!
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- Don't say a fucking word.
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Coming this fall,
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Only Murder-ers in the Building.
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♪ I Love New York by Steve Karmen ♪
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♪ I love New York ♪
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♪ And there's no place like it ♪
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New York City.
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Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?
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♪ I... ♪
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I mean, make a name
for yourself in this city,
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and it can feel like the most
sparkling place on Earth.
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- It's that murder guy! Hey!
- Hello.
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Whoa!
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Full of fireworks and excitement.
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But there are two ways
you can become known here.
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You can become famous
for doing good things...
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or you can become infamous
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for doing truly terrible acts.
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♪ 'Cause it's so exciting ♪
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You wanna avoid that second one.
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Whoa!
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- Look at you. Look at you,
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you dusty, old, dried-up dribble dick.
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You got no fuckin' idea how
much trouble you're in, do you? Hm?
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This guy's got no idea, huh?
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- None.
- You have no clue, huh?
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What kind of a sloppy shit-mess
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you chodes are swimming into, right?
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Right? No.
- Uh...
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- You know, the only thing that could be
worse for you two low-hanging,
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dehydrated scrota-sacks...
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is if you were her.
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Yeah, yeah, I-I-I don't do podcasts.
You know, I-I like Howard Stern.
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You know, old Stern,
before he started doing therapy
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and got all gentrified and shit.
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Back when it was just
the Wack Pack and Butt Bongo.
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Before Baba Booey got those big,
filthy teeth fixed. You know, but I, uh...
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I did try your podcast. Yeah. Mm.
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It was ab... It's absolute shit.
I mean, it really...
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It sucks, but this, uh,
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one part from the first episode...
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Let's just say it, uh...
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stuck out.
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I have this recurring dream. I'm in bed.
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I wake up, and there's a man
standing over me.
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So, I kick him right in the nuts,
and I grab my knitting needle,
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and I take him down to the bone
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with that thing.
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- That's you.
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- Lawyer.
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- What, y-you're asking for a lawyer?
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- No, I'm asking if you're a lawyer,
you know, 'cause you're so smart.
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- Sorry.
- What?
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- No, my bad. It was a little funny.
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- What, her?
- W-what she said was a little funny.
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- What, you think
you're Rodney Dangerfield?
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- Oh.
- Who?
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- Who?
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- Hold on a minute!
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- You can't pin this on Mabel.
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- She couldn't have done this!
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I wanna believe you.
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I really do.
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But, do you hear what you are saying?
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A woman magically appears,
in your apartment,
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with a goddamn
knitting needle in her chest?
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- Come on.
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- She...
- What? She was what?
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- I went to get champagne,
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and Bunny was just there.
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That's all I remember...
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- No. No.
- Bullshit! This is bullshit!
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Mabel, there's so many
fucking holes in your story!
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You know, there's more
fucking holes in your story
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than we have in our victim,
and that's a lot of fucking holes.
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Eight fucking holes, to be exact.
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- Do you think that it makes you seem
tough saying "fuck" so much?
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- What?
- I mean, I get it
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because I used
to think the same thing,
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but then I realized something.
Do you wanna know what I realized?
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- Yeah, w-w-what did you realize?
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- Fuck you. Lawyer.
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Fuck.
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- She was gone for two minutes.
We were celebrating. W-why would she...
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- Okay, th-then l-l-let's
just talk about you,
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okay? Let-let's talk about you.
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You hated Bunny, right?
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The Board President who
wanted you out of the building
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'cause you couldn't pay your rent, right?
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- Now that I think of it,
I have had my doubts about Mabel.
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- You know, I played this scene
a hundred times on my show.
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Especially season nine
when the budget got cut,
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and we could only afford
to shoot in interrogation rooms.
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So I know your tricks.
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Hi! Charles-Haden Savage!
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- That's a decorative mirror, Charles.
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I think the two-way
you looking for is on this wall.
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- I knew that.
- Mm-hmm.
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The old decorative mirror trick.
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Nice try. Might have worked.
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On a moron.
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- Sit down, Charles!
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Let's cut to the chase now!
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What did you do with the knife?
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♪
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- Knife?
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- Yeah. What did you do with the knife?
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- The blade. The one you used.
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- So you have three people
who solved two crimes
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that you couldn't figure out,
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who are now clearly being framed,
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and you don't even have
the real murder weapon?
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♪
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- It was you, right? Who texted us
to get out of the building last night?
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- It most definitely was not me.
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- Gotcha. I knew it was you.
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- I know you did not just wink at me.
- Kinda did.
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- Wow! Look at this.
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Hold it a second.
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They cropped me out?!
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This is such bullshit.
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You know, I'm also involved in this.
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- Okay, alright. Focus. All eyes on me.
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You are all... persons of interest now.
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- Thank you!
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Meaning...
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that we can't charge you. Yet.
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But, that can change at any time
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with new evidence.
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And we are looking. Believe me.
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Because that is our jobs, not yours.
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So, that means no investigating,
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that means no fucking podca...
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Mora, please tell the tiny one
to stop recording me.
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- Oliver, put the phone down.
- Oh...
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- This is your ticket to live your lives.
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You're free to return to your homes. So,
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get a new hobby. Now.
I do not give a damn what it is.
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Just as long as it doesn't
land you in jail.
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- Like knitting?
- Alright, don't be a smart ass.
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- It's kind of her thing.
- Well, your thing is going to be
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making toilet wine in a jail cell
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if you don't zip your lips. Got it? Go.
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Come on! Go! Now!
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♪
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- Oh my god!
- Oh my god!
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Oh my god!
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Sweet freedom for the innocent!
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And justice for all crime-fighters!
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They were wrong!
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Oliver Putnam can
get arrested in this town!
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And, oh, baby, does that feel wonderful.
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- We're live right now!
- I'm not signing, please.
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I'm just like you!
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com
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♪
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Like your Beats?
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- Huh?
- It's a callback
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because we're right back where we...
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Forget it.
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- She's not wearing Beats.
- I said forget it, didn't I?
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- So, uh, Bunny was just...
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- There, I think.
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- Did you see anyone else?
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Well, how could that be?
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- Poor Bunny.
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I mean, my god, we...
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never got along, but still.
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Poor Bun-Bun.
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That plays right?
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I mean,
if you were on a jury, you'd buy that?
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- Oliver!
- You know, it's very rare
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for a true crime podcast to do a sequel.
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They usually move on to a new case
that never hits like the original,
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like when they followed up
the great Dead End with that, uh, Bill...
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- Billy the Butcher. It was terrible.
- Oh, that was the worst. Terrible.
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- So, you know, we have a...
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we have a real opportunity here.
- No, no.
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You heard Detective Williams.
We can't get tied into... I can't...
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Oliver, stop!
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I need a life away from death.
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We should all just let ourselves
be a little boring again.
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♪
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- Can I just say something?
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I'd rather be dead than boring.
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Did you guys hear that Bunny
was stabbed with a knife
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the cops don't have yet?
- Wait a minute,
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it wasn't just the knitting needle?
That's huge!
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- Look!
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Guys, maybe we could have
brunch once in a while
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or go watch people
play chess in the park.
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Whatever it is guys your age
are into besides murder.
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Later.
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- Well, the chess thing, yeah.
- Brunch. I'd rather have brunch.
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♪
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♪
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Oh!
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♪
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- Hey, Brock!
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Yeah, I can hold for Brock.
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Hey, Brock.
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Yeah. No, no, no.
Just for questioning.
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Uh, th-that probably didn't help
my chances of getting work though, huh?
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What?
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♪
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A reboot?
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♪
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- Hello, Mabel. This is
Alice Banks from Third Arm Gallery.
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We're a little artist collective downtown.
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Uh, maybe you've heard of us.
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I know this is insane,
given all you're going through,
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a stranger sending you
a random video message,
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but I really love your mural,
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and I haven't been able
to stop thinking about it.
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Uh, anyway, um,
I know this is last minute,
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but the gallery are having
a little opening tomorrow,
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and we were wondering
if you wanted to come.
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So... yeah.
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Sending you lots of love
and hope to hear from you. Bye.
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♪
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- Come on, baby.
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Oh, hold the elevator!
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Thanks, lover.
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Oh.
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Well, hello there, Amy Schumer.
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- Well, hello.
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Are you moving into Sting's apartment?
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- Uh, oh, yes!
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00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,944
Sting. Right. Such a fan.
258
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,278
- Oh, we all are.
- Yeah.
259
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,447
- I loved him before
he was even in The Police.
260
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,408
Sting's in law enforcement?
261
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,162
- Well, welcome to the building.
262
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,747
- Are you Oliver Putnam?
263
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,375
- Well, that depends. Are you suing me?
264
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:22,089
- No... I only sued Judd Apatow.
265
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,300
Oh, and that must make you Winnie.
266
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,635
Oh.
267
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,846
Did we ever find out who poisoned you?
268
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,974
I just have to say,
269
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,852
I really enjoyed
Only Murders In The Building.
270
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,312
- Oh, well, thank you very much.
- No, no, no. I mean,
271
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,940
I really enjoyed it.
272
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,985
I was never that into murder before.
273
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,154
Podcasts. Murder podcasts.
Until yours. But, you...
274
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,407
you guys just made it feel so...
275
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,868
cozy.
276
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,161
You know? Just cozy murder.
277
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,497
So good.
Plus, I-I mean,
278
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,500
y-you were so raw.
You know, all of you, and just...
279
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,170
and not afraid of bombing.
280
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,422
Just really wasting people's time.
281
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,720
Reminded me of my early days
doing stand-up. Well, day.
282
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,056
I got great pretty quick...
Is there gonna be a second season?
283
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,768
- Well, second seasons
are tough, you know,
284
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,354
but people keep dying.
So, I suppose there's...
285
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,564
always a chance.
286
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,359
Oh.
287
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,322
- Would you ever consider, uh...
288
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,950
Never mind. It-it's stupid.
289
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,369
- What?
- No, it-it's...
290
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,038
I shouldn't have even
opened my tiny mouth.
291
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,707
- Oh no, come on. What? What? What?
292
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,626
- Okay. Well, I just had a thought...
293
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,588
Would you ever consider selling
me the rights to the podcast,
294
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,048
so I could turn it into
295
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,133
an 8- to 10-episode streaming series
296
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,428
with exclusive internet content
leading to gamification?
297
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,015
- This is a thought you just had?
298
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,560
- I mean, surely, you've considered
developing it into a series.
299
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,479
- Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say
300
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,147
I had a 200-page pitch deck
301
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,274
floating around my apartment
somewhere.
302
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,734
- Okay, good!
303
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,528
So, come by my place.
We'll figure it all out.
304
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,529
- Okay.
- And, uh...
305
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,739
don't forget to bring a turkey.
306
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,242
Oh!
307
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,619
- Callback!
- That's a callback. So clever.
308
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,745
- But do bring tequila.
309
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,288
And ice.
And a glass.
310
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,291
♪
311
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,627
- God, I love this building.
312
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,344
- And Brazzos is doing a cross-promotion
with Golden Girls,
313
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,971
so we go on Password,
314
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,848
and my partner is Betty White,
315
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:39,309
who turns every clue into,
like, something naughty.
316
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,104
And I have to act outraged...
317
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:44,773
She was good people.
318
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,442
- I could hear these stories all day.
- Mm-hmm.
319
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,611
That's why Brazzos
is so perfect for a reboot.
320
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,779
You know, I agree with you
321
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,115
because sometimes I'm flipping
through the TV, and I'm thinking,
322
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,659
"Hey, where are all the cop shows?"
323
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,581
'Cause th-there seems to be
a lot of cop... Anyway,
324
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,207
so, do you think
they're gonna go for this?
325
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:05,294
- Oh. We're picked up for series already.
326
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,588
Eighteen episodes on CBS.
327
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,464
- Whoa!
- Crazy, right?
328
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,551
With... Naomi Jackson.
329
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,969
I love her!
330
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,138
Who's she playing?
- She's Brazzos.
331
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,390
- She's...
332
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,019
And I would be...
333
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,645
- Uncle Brazzos.
334
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,816
Uncle Brazzos...
335
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,279
And, uh, Naomi would be my...
336
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,280
- Niece.
- Niece.
337
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,281
- By marriage.
- Uh-huh.
338
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,159
- Or she's a friend who affectionately
calls you "Uncle."
339
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,494
Or something.
The writers are spit-balling.
340
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,915
- We had you in mind
for this early on, but...
341
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,374
honestly, we thought you were dead.
342
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,378
The casting director had
you listed as "NA/dead."
343
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:52,424
- Then you start popping up
on all the front pages
344
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,010
of all the papers. Crazy great timing.
345
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,013
- So...
346
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,016
is this an offer?
I'm Brazzos again?
347
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,644
- Uncle Brazzos.
It's a series regular.
348
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,147
As long as you stay out of jail.
349
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,952
♪ Look at me, look at me, butterfly,
keep it light when I get it done ♪
350
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:24,414
♪ Look at me, look at me, double time
on the ride when I beat my drum ♪
351
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,669
♪ Look at me, look at me, I don't stop
till I drop, yeah, keep it going ♪
352
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,547
♪ 'Cause everybody know, everybody know ♪
353
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,549
♪ Everybody know, everybody know ♪
354
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,884
- Scorching.
355
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,553
Y-you're the real deal, aren't you?
356
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,055
- Excuse me?
- Bloody Mabel.
357
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:43,308
Here. Uh, quick selfie together?
- Oh, I...
358
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,269
- How about a quick exit? For you.
359
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,479
Have a good night though, sir.
Thank you very much.
360
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,024
- Thank you.
361
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,319
Hi, Alice.
- Hi. I'm really glad you came.
362
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,155
- I'm so glad you're not a catfish.
- Nope. No, no.
363
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,407
All too real.
364
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,286
Uh, but you better watch out
for these piranhas, though.
365
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,496
I hope you brought your knitting needle.
366
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,546
My dad got me a jigsaw puzzle
of Frida when I was 4.
367
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,340
It was 1,000 pieces.
368
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,969
Small ones with repeats
of the same flowers.
369
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:23,223
I finished it the day
before I turned 5.
370
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,938
- Sorry. There's just something...
371
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,107
uh, very compelling about you.
372
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,610
- Thank you,
373
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,695
but you don't really know
anything about me.
374
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,697
- Well, I know four things.
375
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,242
I know some people
are calling you Bloody Mabel,
376
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,328
I know I like your art,
377
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,122
I know I want that dress, and, um,
378
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,709
now I know that you had
a Frida puzzle as a kid.
379
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,671
- Well, all I know about you
is that you like sliding into
380
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,548
people's DMs,
381
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,884
and that you'd like my aunt's closet.
382
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,802
Because that's where got this dress from.
383
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,846
- Yes, very likely. But,
384
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,932
I don't just DM any old broad.
385
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,433
- Hm. Why me?
386
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,893
- It's an instinct.
387
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:10,020
And we could use some new energy
in our collective.
388
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,980
- So, this is, what, a recruitment?
389
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,233
- Hm. Total recruitment. How am I doing?
390
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,026
- Decently. I might need a pamphlet.
391
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,570
- You know, Frida didn't have an MFA.
392
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,739
She didn't even have two working legs,
393
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,909
but what she did have is natural talent
and everyone's attention.
394
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,246
Remind you of anyone?
395
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,920
Look, it's not a bad place to start from,
396
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,672
as long as you have the right support.
397
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,174
Why don't you come back
and get to know our space?
398
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,802
- It's not a cult, right?
399
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,720
- Just bring your paints.
400
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,975
- I'm just gonna need to hear you say
that it's not a cult.
401
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,686
- Mm.
- Just out loud...
402
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,980
♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪
403
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,148
♪ Ain't nothing like the real... ♪
404
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,490
♪ podcast music ♪
405
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,950
In my new podcast,
406
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,952
Only Murderers in the Building,
407
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,079
we will probe into the Arconia
408
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,666
and three residents
who remain prime suspects
409
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,377
in the grisly stabbing death
of Bunny Folger.
410
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,670
♪
411
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,256
Charles-Haden Savage,
412
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,841
a washed-up television cop
413
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,552
whose blurred sense of fact and fiction
414
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,554
led him into a tangled romance
415
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,890
with the last Arconia murderer,
416
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:31,268
and whose father spent
the latter years of his life
417
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,853
in and out of prison.
418
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,354
- How do you know that?
419
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,565
- I'm Cinda Canning, bitch.
420
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,776
"Bloody Mabel" Mora,
421
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:43,405
the freeloading 20-something who has
now been intimately involved
422
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,783
in three grisly murders
in the same building.
423
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,119
We will uncover the roots
of her violent past,
424
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,205
not only as victim and witness,
425
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,248
but also as a perpetrator.
426
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:56,710
- Whatever you think you know about me,
it's not the whole story.
427
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,921
- Girl, your crime is showing.
428
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,342
You've been stained.
429
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,468
- Poppy, we don't need that line.
430
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,971
What are you knitting, Cindy?
431
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,517
Oh, Indiana. That's nice.
432
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,602
♪
433
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,439
Oliver Putnam,
the derelict theater director
434
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:21,068
who almost killed 12 people
with his last Broadway outing,
435
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,446
has a long paper trail of
Bunny hatred over the years.
436
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:26,865
Don't you?
437
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,827
Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.
438
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,538
You lunatic.
439
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:34,623
- You wouldn't.
440
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:38,126
- Tune in weekly as our investigation
unfolds in real time.
441
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,712
I'm Cinda Canning.
442
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,385
- So we all heard that.
443
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,262
- I can't believe she's investigating us.
444
00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:49,972
- And real time, too.
445
00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:52,432
I mean, she's stealing our format.
446
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,226
We did invent that format, right?
447
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:57,271
- What, the format where we drop
a true crime podcast
448
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,439
before we even have a story,
449
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,066
an ending, or even a crime?
450
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,526
Yeah, that's all us.
451
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,695
- You know, Cinda Canning is very lucky
452
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,489
that my attorney passed away.
- I thought you said he was disbarred.
453
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,075
- This is no time for semantics, Charles!
454
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,618
She's stealing our format!
455
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,704
- Cinda doesn't even know
what happened that night.
456
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:16,999
- What did happen that night?
457
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,835
- It's all a blur.
458
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:22,421
♪
459
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:24,548
Except...
- Except?
460
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,636
- I think Bunny said something.
461
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,683
Oh!
462
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,228
14...
463
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,356
14.
464
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,192
- 14?
465
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:45,360
What does that mean?
466
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,738
- Okay, people, we know
what we have to do.
467
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,407
We need to go full "OliMabel" here.
468
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,491
- What the fuck?
- What?
469
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,494
- OliMabel! That's our ship name.
All our names put into one.
470
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,288
- Where is the "Charles" in "OliMabel"?
471
00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:57,331
- The Charles is silent.
472
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,166
Okay, so what we need to do
473
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,918
is break into Bunny's apartment.
474
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,002
- What?
- What?
475
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:05,255
- We slip in real quick,
we find a clue that isn't us,
476
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,673
and then Cinda has nothing!
477
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,675
- We can't be seen
breaking into Bunny's apartment!
478
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,385
Cinda finds that out, everything blows up.
479
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,222
- Yeah, well, our lives blow up
if we all go down for this.
480
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,766
And I sure as hell can kiss
Amy Schumer goodbye.
481
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:20,312
Schumer moved into Sting's place.
We're talking projects.
482
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,189
I-I'll tell you during the OliMabel.
483
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:25,108
- Okay, you know you're not using
that remotely correctly?
484
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,777
- It has gotten away from me, yes.
485
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,779
- And I can't lose Brazzos either.
486
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,115
- What?
- They're rebooting Brazzos.
487
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:35,244
- Charles! You're Brazzos again!
- Oh my god! That's fantastic!
488
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,746
- I am. Yeah, well, you know,
Uncle Brazzos.
489
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,665
Kind of a sexy Uncle Brazzos.
490
00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:41,208
You know, they keep wanting
that beefcake thing from me.
491
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,669
And they have writers, multiple writers!
492
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:44,837
Not just some executive producer,
493
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,881
high on cocaine,
screaming dialogue into a tape recorder.
494
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,174
It's real.
495
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,468
- Mabel, don't you want to
clear your name, too?
496
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,014
- Look, what Cinda said wasn't wrong.
497
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:59,685
My whole life has been
defined by this crap.
498
00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:00,686
Death.
499
00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:02,729
Walking around blood.
500
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:06,275
I'd like to try and be an artist.
501
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:10,153
And last night, for a few minutes,
502
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,281
that felt maybe possible.
503
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:17,119
So, if it takes clearing my name
504
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,787
to feel that more
505
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,497
and finding who really did this...
506
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,499
Fuck off, Oliver.
507
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,629
Fuck off, Oliver.
- I'm sorry. I...
508
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,798
Fuck off.
509
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:32,384
- Is that Bunny?
- Are you hearing that, too?
510
00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,553
Yeah.
511
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:37,556
♪
512
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,975
BUNNY
Fuck off.
513
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,981
- No one has to see us breaking in.
514
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:53,530
Shit... How do I...
515
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:54,823
- Just kick it!
- Kick it!
516
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,451
Oh! Look at that.
517
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,287
Quiet!
518
00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:01,997
Oh!
519
00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:04,124
Ah!
520
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,251
Shh!
521
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,670
Oh my god.
522
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,923
The last time I was in a space that small,
523
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:12,466
I'd had too many Cosmos in Vegas
524
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:15,219
and ended up on stage
with Penn and Teller.
525
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:17,262
You know, they were
about to saw me in half,
526
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,098
and m-my bladder was so full,
so I felt like an idiot, but I didn't...
527
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,142
- Okay, I really am good
with this story right now.
528
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,144
- Alright.
- Thank you! Me, too!
529
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,857
♪
530
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,108
MABEL
Bunny?
531
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,611
Bunny?
532
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:34,571
Hello?
533
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,156
Get out.
534
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,450
- Go.
535
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,037
Get out!
536
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:46,291
Bunny had a bird?
537
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,961
- Still?
- Still?
538
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:50,462
You knew she had a bird?
539
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,464
- Well, I mean, she got it decades ago
540
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,842
when birds were the hot pet,
541
00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,677
before teacup pigs stole their mojo.
542
00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,720
I just assumed it was dead.
543
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,139
- Yellow-headed amazon. Beautiful.
544
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,558
- Stuff it up your ass.
545
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,727
- Well, it's definitely
got Bunny's potty mouth.
546
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,062
- Mm-hmm.
- Kinda makes me miss her.
547
00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,022
- Mrs. Gambolini.
548
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,816
- Who's that.
- Oh, that's the bird.
549
00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:13,235
Remember, Bunny was a freak.
550
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,320
So listen, listen.
551
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,740
Since we are here, why don't we
just split up and search around?
552
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,118
Keep your eyes open for anything
that resembles a note.
553
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,996
- Note?
- Well, notes.
554
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:26,039
I may have written a few
I'd like to retrieve.
555
00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:29,877
Like, basically, how I wanted Bunny to die
when she was trying to evict us.
556
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,461
- Oh, smart. Real smart.
557
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,464
Because, you know, death threats
always work out really well.
558
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:37,634
- Okay, start scouring.
Any paper you find, put in this bag.
559
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,803
- I'll go in the bedroom.
560
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,471
♪
561
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,849
- Okay.
- Alright. Quickly, quickly.
562
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,060
- I got this.
- Anything, anything with my name on it...
563
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,813
Look at this.
Let's put this in here too.
564
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,567
Okay!
565
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,237
Oh...
- Shit!
566
00:28:57,863 --> 00:28:59,114
Come on!
567
00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,576
Charles! Charles!
568
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:04,494
Someone is coming!
569
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:11,585
- Bunny had a real eye for erotic art.
570
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,128
A lot of people didn't know that.
571
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,380
- I think it's Uma.
- I'm not surprised.
572
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,715
Bunny was a fuckin' freak.
573
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:17,966
- And Howard.
574
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,885
This Rose Cooper painting that she has,
575
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,470
it's very porny.
576
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:24,640
A naked man wrapped around a woman's leg.
577
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,517
Very balls forward.
578
00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:28,352
- Mm. Maybe I'll own one someday.
579
00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:30,479
- Oh, fat chance. It's worth a fortune.
580
00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:31,980
We need to wrap it up,
581
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,899
so I can take it to the appraiser.
582
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,984
It's in the bedroom here.
- They're coming this way!
583
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:36,985
- Come in here!
584
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:39,905
♪
585
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,575
- I'm telling you,
this thing is one of a kind.
586
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:44,993
This could be worth a million...
587
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,417
There should be a naked man on this wall!
588
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,127
Where are the balls, Howard?
589
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,463
- I don't know.
590
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,716
- God, her Rose Cooper.
591
00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:02,511
It was here the day before she died.
592
00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:03,637
Where is it?
593
00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:05,430
- Maybe we missed it out here?
594
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,432
- No, I don't think
we saw it out there, Howard!
595
00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:08,934
It's worth a million dollars!
596
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:12,855
Guys.
597
00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,148
♪
598
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:16,692
Check this out.
599
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,115
- Bunny had a secret elevator?
600
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:26,118
Where does it go? Hell?
- Let's find out.
601
00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:30,414
- Wait! It's freezing in here.
602
00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:32,958
Okay.
603
00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:46,263
- So someone stole
a valuable painting from Bunny?
604
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:50,309
- The killer?
- Uma said "porny."
605
00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:54,021
Are we thinking full-frontal?
Bondage? Penetrada?
606
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,694
- Okay, where are we?
607
00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,910
- Jesus, Bunny had a lot going on.
608
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,745
- Yeah. Still, that was way too close.
609
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:11,580
- But, we got a huge clue.
610
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,916
We find the painting, we find the killer.
611
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,376
- Oh, that's a good line,
Charles. S-say that again.
612
00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:19,254
- No, will you stop? There's no point...
613
00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,714
- Just repeat the line!
614
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,382
It's a perfect ending for episode one.
615
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:24,384
- Oliver, I agreed
to check Bunny's apartment,
616
00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,845
not podcast about it.
- Oh, so you'll just let
617
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,389
Cinda Canning tell the story
she wants to tell with no push-back?
618
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,725
- Look, we know she's going
to make a killer podcast
619
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,519
that makes us all look like killers.
620
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,980
- I'm gonna hate hearing
Cinda get it wrong.
621
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:39,816
And if she thinks it's us?
622
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,193
Me?
623
00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,241
Do you still have that murder board?
624
00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:48,659
- I do.
625
00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,912
I mean, it's just a corkboard
on wheels but, yeah, I have it.
626
00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:53,664
♪
627
00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,290
- Do you still have that boom mic?
628
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,292
- You bet your ass I do, kid.
629
00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:00,379
Well, I don't, actually.
I returned it in the 30-day window
630
00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,756
to get my deposit,
but I can get it back!
631
00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,758
♪ rousing music playing ♪
632
00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:17,312
- New York City.
633
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:20,774
Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?
634
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:23,402
I mean, make a name
for yourself in this city,
635
00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:27,030
and it can feel like the most
sparkling place on Earth.
636
00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,993
- We've been warned not to speak out
637
00:32:30,993 --> 00:32:32,369
or speak our truth.
638
00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:35,247
To just let others tell our story.
639
00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:39,543
- But we here at
Only Murders In The Building...
640
00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,046
we will not be going quietly.
641
00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:46,049
♪
642
00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:49,845
Nailed it.
643
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:06,528
♪
644
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,409
Oh.
645
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:37,226
Oh...
646
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:45,567
- Savage... Savage...
647
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:03,418
♪
648
00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:12,427
- I-I came home,
and it-it was just here.
649
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,681
Bunny's painting?
650
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,105
Someone's really fucking with us.
651
00:34:24,648 --> 00:34:25,941
Charles...
652
00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:28,485
Is that you?
653
00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:29,987
- No.
654
00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:32,739
It's my father.
655
00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:35,742
♪ Papa Loves Mambo by Nat King Cole ♪
656
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:38,036
♪ Mama loves mambo ♪
657
00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:42,374
♪ Papa does great with it,
swings like a gate with it ♪
658
00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,626
♪ He loses weight with it now ♪
659
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,628
♪ He goes to ♪
660
00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:49,464
♪ She goes fro ♪
661
00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:52,384
♪ He goes fast ♪
662
00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,345
♪ She goes slow ♪
663
00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:58,307
♪ He goes left ♪
664
00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:01,059
♪ She goes right ♪
665
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,563
♪ Papa's looking for mama ♪
666
00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:07,024
♪ But Mama is nowhere in sight ♪
667
00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:08,275
♪ Ooh! ♪
668
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,402
♪ Papa loves mambo ♪
669
00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:13,447
♪ Mama loves mambo ♪
670
00:35:14,573 --> 00:35:16,200
♪ Having that fling again ♪
671
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,784
♪ Younger than spring again ♪
672
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,912
♪ Feeling that zing again, wow! ♪
673
00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:22,206
♪ Ooh! Papa loves mambo ♪
674
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,459
♪ Mama loves mambo ♪
675
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:29,004
♪ Don't play the rumba
and don't play the samba ♪
676
00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:31,423
♪ 'Cause Papa loves mambo tonight ♪
677
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:34,551
♪ Ooh! Don't play the rumba
and don't play the samba ♪
678
00:35:34,551 --> 00:35:37,387
♪ 'Cause Papa loves mambo tonight! ♪
678
00:35:38,305 --> 00:36:38,461
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