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Narrator: Our story begins
on Christmas Eve
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at a humble little charity
called Smiling Friends.
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Here works a group
of gleeful critters
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dedicated to making the world
a better place.
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They were all
in the holiday spirit.
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That is, except
for one nasty, yellow one.
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Charlie, can you help me
hang these lights up?
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Uh, yeah,
just give me one sec, man.
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Oh, come on,
let's spice up the office
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with these
funny decorations.
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Dude, what difference
does it make?
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We get off work
in, like, five minutes.
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Hey, boys,
before you scurry out of here,
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I got a last-minute job
for you.
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The job is for me,
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your favorite character,
The Boss.
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I just need a Christmas tree
for the office. Ha ha.
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That sounds marvelous.
A Christmas adventure!
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Come on, seriously?
It's Christmas Eve, man.
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I was just about
to go home.
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It'll be fun, Charlie.
One last job to end the year.
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Oh, this is gonna be great.
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I can't wait to find the perfect
Christmas tree.
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Which one do you guys
wanna get?
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There's --
Oh, there's a bunch.
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Yeah. Look, look, uh,
let's just make it quick.
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I really don't want
to be here all night.
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What's up with you today,
Charlie?
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Huh? What --
What are you talking about?
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I don't know. You just --
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I don't know. It seems like
you're agitated or something.
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I'm not --
I'm not agitated, Pim.
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I just don't want to be
working on Christmas Eve.
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And I think that's a pretty
reasonable position to have.
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When you're in this mood,
I don't know if you realize,
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but it actually affects
everyone else's mood.
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It -- it brings us down
a bit.
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Wait. Hold on. Hold --
No, no.
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It affects you.
Nobody else --
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Alan, are you affected
by whatever --
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whatever is supposed
to be happening?
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I don't really care.
Are you affected?
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I just want
to find a tree.
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Okay. So in other words,
he's not affected.
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See, Pim,
here's the thing --
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just because you are,
you know,
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very positive and cheery
about everything,
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does not mean everyone else
has to conform to that.
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I'm just saying, it seems like
you're often in this mood,
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like, it's not just
a one-off thing.
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It seems like
you're often like this.
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What do you mean?
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What is that --
What is that supposed to mean?
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Well, it was the same
with Desmond, wasn't it?
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I had to get you motivated
for that.
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Okay. Okay.
Charlie, you didn't want
to do that job,
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and I had to get you motivated,
like I often have to do.
Okay.
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Yeah, Desmond was
how many months ago.
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Also, dude, that's a weird thing
to bring up specifically,
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because that was one
of the instances
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where you were not
in the best mood.
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So the fact
that you're roping me...
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Charlie, I'm just
bringing stuff up,
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and it's not just Desmond.
Oh.
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It's -- it's every job we do.
You never want to do anything.
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It sometimes just
gets a bit exhausting.
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That's all I'm saying.
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You know, I could do
the same thing back to you.
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I could throw stuff
at you...
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Okay, say it.
Tell me.
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I'd love to say what people
are saying about me.
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Okay, how about this tree?
Yeah, it's fine.
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Let's just do it.
It looks fine to me.
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Alright. Pim, do you want
to chop it down?
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Yeah, sure.
No, no, you know what?
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Let me do it. I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
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Careful, Charlie.
Pim, I'm just helping out,
right?
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Something that I never do,
according to you, right?
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Oh, is this --
is this putting anyone
in a bad mood, huh?
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Is this putting anyone
in a bad mood?
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Lightning cracks ]
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♪♪
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[ Groaning ]
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Welcome to H-e-
double hockey sticks!
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I am your master now.
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There is
your Hell mattress.
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There is your Hell toilet.
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And this is Jeremy,
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your only form
of Hellish entertainment.
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Blblblbblblblblblbll!
Dude, if you do that again,
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I'm gonna punch you,
I'm not kidding.
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Well, you're gonna be here
forever, Charlie,
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so get used to it!
Blaaahhh!
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Uh, I thought
this was Hell.
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Where's the actual fire?
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Alright. Alright,
you've worn me down.
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This place isn't
what it used to be.
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To be honest, Satan's been
down in the dumps lately,
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and he hasn't been
managing things well here.
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As a result,
Hell's literally frozen over.
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Down in the dumps?
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Wait, I-I think
I could actually help him.
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That's, like, what I do.
I'm a smiling friend.
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But if you try to leave,
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I'll pierce you
with my evil pitchfork.
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Nah!
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That's made out
of cardboard, man.
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You know what?
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I put a lot of work
into this thing.
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Just -- just leave.
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I actually don't want
you here now.
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Just -- just get out of h--
Get out of here.
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Go away.
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[ Crying ] Go away.
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[ Sniffles, crying continues ]
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ] Alright.
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Now I just need to find
the devil.
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Oh,
my beautiful grandson.
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Grandma,
what are you doing here?
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Oh, I cursed and said
"Damn!" in 1958
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when I saw your grandfather
being shot in the head
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by that rotten burglar.
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That seems a little bit
unreasonable.
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I don't think you should be
in Hell for that.
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Uh, Grandma,
you wouldn't happen to know
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where I could
find Satan, would you?
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Oh, of course.
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Just go down that scary hole
right there.
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You'll find him at the bottom
circle of Hell.
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Oh, sweet.
Thanks, Grandma.
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Oh, you should have
a scrumptious piece
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of hard candy
for the journey, Charlie.
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Here you go.
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Oh, no, thank you, Grandma.
I'm fine. Thank you, though.
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More for me.
[ Laughs ]
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♪ Well, it's Christmas
in H-e-double-l ♪
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Aaahh!
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♪ Yeah, the damn
and the dudes ♪
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♪ Are ringing
those kingdom bells ♪
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♪ Take a bit of misery
and hang it upon the tree ♪
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♪ 'Cause down here ♪
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♪ The holidays
lasts for eternity ♪
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♪♪
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♪ There's all kinds
of aggravation ♪
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♪ There's a thousand points
of never-ending pain ♪
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♪ There's no better destination
for an excellent celebration ♪
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♪ H-e-double-l ♪
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[ Wind whistling ]
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
I'm almost there.
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I think the biggest surprises
are behind me.
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Blblblbblblblblblbll!
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[ Groaning ]
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Dude, I warned you.
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I said I was gonna do that
if you did that again.
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[ Groaning continues ]
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[ Howling ]
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[ Growling ]
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You're never leaving!
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This is your final
resting place.
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Time's up, Charlie.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't
think of anything to say.
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Nah, there's no pressure, man.
It's all good.
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You didn't have to --
You didn't have to say anything.
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Alright. Here I go.
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Devil: [ Demonic voice ]
What is your business?
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Uh...to make you smile.
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♪♪
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[ Human voice ]
What's up?
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Not much, dude.
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So I heard that
you were having some trouble
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managing Hell
or something like that.
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Uh, so what's going on?
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Uh, yeah, I don't know.
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It's just becoming
too much damn work.
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You know? Look,
I've got 100 e-mails
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from a G-mail account.
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There's a bunch of, like,
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bullshit paperwork
I've got to do,
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which
I've been putting off.
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And, you know,
on top of all of it,
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the worst thing is,
you know,
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I don't get paid
until the end of my job,
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which is eternity,
it's forever,
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so it's eternity.
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So I just don't even
care anymore.
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I just don't care anymore.
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I know it might seem
a little bit silly,
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but I think I could help
cheer you up
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and get Hell
back to normal.
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I really wasn't ready
to die yet.
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I was thinking that
if I succeeded,
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you could send me back
to Earth.
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Alright. Deal.
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Okay, well, I guess
off the top of my head,
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have you tried, uh --
I'm sorry. One second.
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Yeah, it's unlocked.
You can come in.
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Just right over --
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Yeah, right over there.
That's fine. Yep.
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I didn't know if it were this
place or the one nex--
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I think it's just
something to do
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with the way the address
shows up in the app.
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You know, it's not a problem.
Don't even worry about it.
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Okay. Yeah.
I just, uh...
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I just need to take a picture
of the food really quickly.
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Yeah. Yeah.
No, all good.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Okay, thank you, sir.
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Yeah, thanks.
Good night.
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You have a good one.
Happy Holidays.
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Merry Christmas.
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I hope they didn't forget
the straw again.
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They always do.
And they did. Great, great.
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They forgot it. Cool.
Just what I wanted.
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Exactly -- exactly what
I wanted, actually. Cool.
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Sorry. You were
saying something?
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No, no, it's --
Yeah, whatever.
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Uh, anyways,
as I was saying,
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it seems like you're
unmotivated to do things
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because you're stuck
in a loop
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of short-term
dopamine rushes.
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Why don't you just try to start
small at first,
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like, like,
eating healthier or something?
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Are you seriously
criticizing me?
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No, no, no, not at all.
I'm just trying to help, man.
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You put me in a worse mood
that I was in earlier.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Exhales ]
Oh [bleep]
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Alright, see, like right there.
That's a good example.
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You're avoiding the situation by
taking a hit of that vape pen.
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[ Demonic voice ] Enough!
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I'm not addicted!
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I could quit my addictive vices
any time I want!
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[ Creatures
speaking indistinctly ]
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Wait! No! No!
No! No!
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No!
Ah ha!
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[ Small devils giggling ]
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Ha ha!
It gives me great joy
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to see a pathetic thing
like you being tortured.
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Wait, wait,
you're happy.
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Seeing me get horribly tortured
made you smile.
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[ Human voice ] Oh, well,
I guess you're right.
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Oh, sweet.
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00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,902
So you're gonna
let me go, right?
246
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,470
Huh. No.
247
00:08:58,472 --> 00:08:59,938
You pissed me
the freak off, dude.
248
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,107
I'm still gonna torture you
forever, man.
249
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,075
Forever, man.
250
00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:05,511
No. What?
No, that is not fair.
251
00:09:05,513 --> 00:09:08,814
Man: A deal's a deal!
252
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:11,650
Quickly, Charlie, get on.
253
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,719
Blast! Foiled again!
254
00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,424
You passed my test,
Charlie.
255
00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:21,126
By helping
the evil devil,
256
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,697
you confronted
your own problems.
257
00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:30,703
I hope you learn
from this cool experience.
258
00:09:30,705 --> 00:09:34,139
Merry Christmas!
259
00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:39,978
We gather here to celebrate
the life of Charlie Dompler,
260
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:44,650
a noble critter who loved
to live, laugh and love.
261
00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,918
I understand his boss is here
262
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,653
and would like to say
a few words.
263
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,090
Charlie, what does it mean,
Charlie?
264
00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:54,059
You were my everything.
World's [bleep] up, man.
265
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,596
Charlie, am I losing
my goddamn mind?
266
00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:01,300
If it's gone,
where will I find...it?
267
00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:02,735
[ Feedback squeals ]
268
00:10:02,737 --> 00:10:05,204
Thank you for those
beautiful words, Mr. Boss.
269
00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:09,341
Now, finally, we bid farewell
to the dearly departed
270
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,110
as he is laid to rest.
271
00:10:19,253 --> 00:10:20,719
It's a Christmas miracle.
272
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,955
Charlie,
how is this possible?
273
00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,890
Look,
I could barely explain
274
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,092
the nutty adventure
I just went on.
275
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,627
So I'm not going to.
I don't --
276
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,396
I don't wanna talk about it.
I've seen the devil.
277
00:10:30,398 --> 00:10:33,766
Oh, Charlie, I'm sorry
we had that nasty argument.
278
00:10:33,768 --> 00:10:35,000
I'm completely naked.
279
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,669
Be careful where
your hand goes, dude.
280
00:10:36,671 --> 00:10:41,073
Narrator: And so that is how
Charlie got his groove back.
281
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,008
The end.
282
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,044
That was a wonderful story,
Grandfather Glep.
283
00:10:45,046 --> 00:10:46,845
But did all of that
really happen?
284
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,914
Yup.
Hell is actually real,
285
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:52,251
and Christianity
was right all along.
286
00:10:52,253 --> 00:10:54,353
Sorry.
Oh.
287
00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:55,621
Merry Christmas, everyone.
288
00:10:55,623 --> 00:11:03,395
♪♪
289
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:11,003
♪♪
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