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I say it all the time. 4 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,242 And sure, 5 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,476 sometimes she's not in the mood, but... 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,912 I warm her up. 7 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,187 Believe me, 8 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,772 she's happy once we get going. 9 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,253 I do my part. 10 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,838 Okay. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,966 All I'm asking is that she does hers. 12 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,366 Friday. 13 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,802 Not today, honey. 14 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,095 It's right there in the wedding vows... 15 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,096 No. 16 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,973 Love, honor, and obey. 17 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,374 I said I want 'em spicy. 18 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,626 How hard is it to give me what I want? 19 00:00:57,182 --> 00:01:00,643 Sorry, sweetheart. I know you like it hot. 20 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,124 Yeah? 21 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,233 That's what I'm talking about. 22 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,651 Yeah. 23 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,403 Yeah. 24 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,881 Damn, babe. 25 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,865 Yup. Yup. 26 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,765 God, it burns! 27 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,165 God! 28 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,043 Hello. 29 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,111 Am I... yeah, I am here. 30 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,883 My God. 31 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:56,991 Okay, let it out. 32 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:02,539 How long has this been going on? 33 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,351 You know what? Yeah, no. You know what? 34 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,354 That's really none of my business at all. 35 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,297 Unless blink twice if you need help. 36 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,010 Well, well, well. 37 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,720 Look who's back from the Big Apple. 38 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,430 Yeah, I don't know why you're saying that 39 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,723 so triumphantly. 40 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,183 I live here. 41 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,537 Come on in. I'm making flapjacks. 42 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,497 No. That... nope. 43 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,249 I'll just talk to you right here. 44 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,042 Once you get a taste of these fluffies, 45 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,651 you'll be singing a different tune. 46 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,970 So you're okay with the bird? 47 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,347 It's not my favourite affectation. 48 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:46,350 Whatever you came here to say, we're good. 49 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,936 People fight. Emotions run high. 50 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,521 I gotta give you credit. 51 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,755 It takes a lot to come here, you know, hat in hand. 52 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,692 No, I'm not here to apologize. 53 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,944 I saw the pictures of Billy. 54 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,280 You cannot publish those, and you know it. 55 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,763 They are a betrayal 56 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,575 of everything we've been building together. 57 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,809 Look, if you wanted a say in that shoot, 58 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,287 then you should have been here for it. 59 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,770 Doug, no woman in her right mind 60 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,248 is gonna sign off on those. 61 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,958 Well, why don't we ask your new managing editor, 62 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:11,959 see what she thinks? 63 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,544 - Tins? - Doug. 64 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,069 What? 65 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,089 Look, I would've consulted with you, but you quit. 66 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,008 You remember? 67 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,785 Congratulations. 68 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,538 You already found a replacement for me as well. 69 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,602 Doug, you cannot do that. 70 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:30,919 Yeah, we can. 71 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,149 Busy Sunday at Casa Renetti. 72 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,175 Let's see who it is. 73 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,681 It's okay. 74 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,516 Happy for you. 75 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,329 Deal's not final yet. 76 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,290 Ah, son of a bitch. We're on the hook for this how? 77 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,107 You two, along with the entity 78 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,859 known as "Minx" magazine, 79 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:58,172 are being sued by plaintiff William Wilkerson, 80 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:01,115 who claims that your article about marital rape 81 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,886 incited his formerly sane and loving wife 82 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:07,473 into maiming his penis with a substance measuring 83 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:10,708 over 1 million Scoville Units, 84 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,710 resulting in damage to the foreskin 85 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,022 and audacious blistering of the shaft. 86 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,590 "Audacious blistering of the shaft," that's good. 87 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,010 And they say there's nothing new under the sun. 88 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,072 Fitting end to your circus: 89 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,074 us being shot out of a cannon. 90 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,202 Gotta admit, A-plus publicity stunt. 91 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,020 Good old Willy turning lemons into lemonade 92 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,855 or hot peppers into... 93 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,084 Salsa or potentially jelly. 94 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,567 Okay, hello. 95 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,903 I see you're taking this as seriously as he is. 96 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,673 Bubbe, in this business, if you don't laugh, 97 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,281 you don't last very long. 98 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,385 Yeah, Myron and I have been dealing with this crap 99 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,345 since it was a crime to show your kneecaps, right? 100 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,870 Offer a little settlement, 101 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,914 make this go away, and everybody is happy. 102 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,518 No, no, no, no, no. We go big. We counter sue. 103 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,395 - Dougele. - What? Absolutely not. 104 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,046 You cannot pay for this kind of publicity. This is a gift. 105 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,358 Yeah, like the Trojan horse was a gift. 106 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,527 Why am I even named in this suit anyway? 107 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,195 He's the publisher. 108 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:06,240 I'm just... I was just a powerless employee. 109 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,890 I don't have any editorial control. 110 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,350 According to this, 111 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,787 you're the creator of "The Matriarchy Awakens," 112 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,831 the original iteration of this magazine 113 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,940 and the offending article herein. 114 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,608 Yeah, but I don't even recognize 115 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,086 my own magazine any more. 116 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,838 Well, the law doesn't see it that way, 117 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,508 and you're liable by virtue of your proprietary rights. 118 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:25,908 You know my lawyer asked me 119 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,720 not to discuss my case on the air. 120 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,555 And I see you heeding this advice. 121 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,390 Yeah, I'm sorry, 122 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,434 but women like Joyce Prigger, 123 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,561 magazines like "Minx," 124 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:39,273 they need to know that the free ride is over. 125 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,734 Yeah, I'm using the power of the law, 126 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:45,446 but in my other hand, I hold something more powerful: 127 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,739 people. 128 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:50,242 Not just people. Men Energized Now. 129 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:54,812 We are calling on all M.E.N. to get out there 130 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:59,168 and make things uncomfortable for Prigger and Bottom Dollar, 131 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,652 AKA public enemies number one and two. 132 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,255 I think it's really clever 133 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,882 how the name of the organization is M.E.N. 134 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,550 but it also spells "men." 135 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,052 Men are smart. 136 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,428 Are you talking about the organization 137 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,472 or men in general? - Both. 138 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,831 My God. 139 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,560 Proprietary rights? 140 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,127 So you own part of "Minx"? 141 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,605 Yeah, according to Doug's lawyer 142 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:23,007 and one very snooty clerk at the UCLA Law Library. 143 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,842 Please tell me you're not trying to... 144 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,779 Exercise my rights? You bet I am. 145 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:27,970 You don't wanna go to war. 146 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,740 You've only seen Doug's nice side. 147 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,075 That's his nice side? 148 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,975 Ask Fred Salzburg, 149 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,871 the paper vendor who double-billed Doug for years. 150 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,438 Why? What happened to Fred? 151 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,398 No one knows, but it's no longer called 152 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,567 Salzburg & Sons. 153 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:45,154 Okay, well, I'm very sorry for the Salzburg family, 154 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,697 but "Minx" is our baby. 155 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,575 We can't just walk away. 156 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,512 - Don't say "we." - But he's murdering our child. 157 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,638 Yeah, well, my paternal instincts 158 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,806 haven't kicked in just yet. 159 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,516 Try something else. - Fine. 160 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,875 I can't do this without you. 161 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,812 And I don't wanna do it without you, Richie. 162 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,755 You make the magazine better in every way, 163 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,316 and I know that you know this, 164 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:08,219 and I know that you care about it as much as I do. 165 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,390 Come on, Richie. This is our time. 166 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,911 "Minx" is our baby. We can't... 167 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,329 I'm in. Let's go tell Doug. 168 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:20,022 Great. All right. 169 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,900 - Don't you need shoes? - The Earth is my shoe. 170 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,444 Go. Go. 171 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,573 Okay, okay. 172 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,932 We have rights too. 173 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,207 Men rights. - Come on. 174 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,042 Norman, what are you doing? 175 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,562 Men are finally fighting back. 176 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,797 Yeah, you're blaming us for Willy's wife? 177 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,526 She's a nut job, Norm. Look at who she married. 178 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,051 You're siding with her now? Come on. 179 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,237 What happened to you, man? 180 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,656 I'm not siding with anyone. 181 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,242 Can you just move so I can get in my spot? 182 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,577 All right. 183 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,703 That's nice. 184 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,228 Norman made some friends. 185 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,813 A woman is sexually assaulted 186 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,875 every 20 seconds in this country. 187 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,067 One guy gets a boo-boo on his wiener, 188 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,652 and it's the end of the fucking world. 189 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,673 Joyce, is that your first swear? 190 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,133 Yeah, could you tell? 191 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,366 How was it? - It was great. 192 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,552 - Was it... - It was great. 193 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,554 Yeah. Natural. 194 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,307 I've never marched in someplace and just quit before. 195 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,625 I have. There was bloodshed. 196 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,396 Something tells me 197 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,731 this isn't an apology walking in my door. 198 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,256 No, sir, it is not. 199 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,443 Until issues of ownership have been resolved, 200 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,154 please immediately cease and desist publication 201 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,906 of the third issue of "Minx." 202 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:34,907 Handwritten. 203 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,742 For that personal touch? 204 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,160 My Selectric was out of ink. 205 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,852 And what are you two knuckleheads doing? 206 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,688 They are with me. 207 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,877 Well, thank you for informing me 208 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,278 of your intentions, Joyce. 209 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,760 What do we do? What do we do? 210 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,953 Let's go. Thank you. 211 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,602 Well, if you touched all the bases, 212 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,711 in my book, that's a home run. 213 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,773 You tell Roger Middleton that it doesn't matter 214 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,840 if it was a ground ball and three errors. 215 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,218 It still counts. God, he's just like his mom. 216 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,597 I wish I could have seen it. 217 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:20,017 No, it's okay. Go. Yeah, go. 218 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,663 We'll talk more when I'm back from my... 219 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,789 My trip. 220 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:27,149 Okay, love you. 221 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,747 My two favourite people. 222 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,207 Take the Leica. 223 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,810 You're the only one who really appreciates it. 224 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,353 Thanks, Doug. 225 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,337 - Already did. - Good. You know me. 226 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,507 I like to take care of my people even if they move on. 227 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,818 Sorry, let me say that again. 228 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,236 Even if they stab me in the back 229 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,404 and then move on. 230 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,656 I saw that Billy centerfold. 231 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,181 You stabbed yourself. 232 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,659 But you wanna throw away years of our relationship 233 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,244 over a couple of bad days? 234 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,353 And do you really think Joyce has what it takes 235 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,771 to do all this on her own? 236 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,249 I don't know, Doug. 237 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,834 If it wasn't for "Minx," you'd have me 238 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,193 plucking stray pubes for the next decade. 239 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,671 Right, 'cause if you think about it, 240 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,363 I had the idea for you to shoot for "Minx" 241 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,949 before she ever walked through those office doors. 242 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,260 So, what, you're making moves now? 243 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,386 You're a hustler? 244 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,846 Then let me give you a little advice. 245 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,663 I recommend you stay here in the big leagues 246 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,541 as opposed to shipping off to Palookaville with her. 247 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,020 Well, if you really want me, 248 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,880 I suggest you make me an offer I can't refuse. 249 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,010 Some initial suggestions. 250 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,990 Two editorial assistants. 251 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,826 Good. Taught you something. 252 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,870 And I know I taught you everything. 253 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,395 I hate conflict. 254 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,165 My stomach feels like the butter churn at Spahn Ranch. 255 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,833 Yeah, and who got you out of that mess? 256 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,335 What, you think you're gonna call Joyce 257 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,693 and she's gonna smuggle you out 258 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,278 in the trunk of her car at 2:00 a.m.? 259 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,131 - I don't know, maybe. - She's gonna be asleep 260 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,990 with a glass of milk, out cold. 261 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,495 I'll take a look at these, hotshot. 262 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,002 Did you find that address? 263 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,605 You sure about this? 264 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,214 Of course not. 265 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,555 You're really tempting me, 266 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,076 but I do have to keep my girlish figure. 267 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,453 I'm back on the market, in case you hadn't heard. 268 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,915 Well, any man would be lucky to date a fox like you, Wanda. 269 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,583 Well. 270 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,919 My dance card's not exactly full these days. 271 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,921 I'm told that men find me intimidating. 272 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,738 Yeah, well, I understand that. 273 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,925 I think that's because you're taking a beating in the press, 274 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,885 and I can help turn that around for you. 275 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,762 You know, Willy has a big platform 276 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,890 and an even bigger mouth, which I think you know. 277 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,600 Yeah. 278 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,459 But I think you also deserve to be heard. 279 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,522 And I've got a venue that is built to champion women. 280 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,941 I've never really thought of myself as a public figure. 281 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,050 Betsy Ross was just sewing her husband's pants 282 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,778 when she invented the American flag. 283 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,904 Did you know that? 284 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,490 Was Rosa Parks even an activist 285 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,659 before she refused to get off that bus? 286 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,185 You mean refused to change seats? 287 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,789 Joyce Prigger? 288 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,915 May I? 289 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,208 Of course. Yes, come in. 290 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,543 - Thank you. - It's Joyce Prigger. 291 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,627 Hello, Wanda. 292 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,087 - Hello. Welcome. - Hello. 293 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,779 What are you doing, tailing me now, Joyce? 294 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,966 Nope, just followed the smell of manipulation. 295 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,134 - Great. - Wanda? 296 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,076 Do not trust this man 297 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,077 with your story. 298 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,495 He does not care about you 299 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,557 or me or anyone, really. 300 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,641 Are you two an item? 301 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,976 -. God, no. - No. 302 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,644 I'm just getting some jilted lover vibes. 303 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,337 He did break my heart but as a business partner. 304 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,815 I promised you a magazine 305 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,632 when no one else in the world would. 306 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,277 Only to turn around and then hand it over 307 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,636 to that charlatan, Wendy Mah. 308 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,947 I love Aphrodisia. 309 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,115 Who told you about Wendy? 310 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,658 I have friends at Bottom Dollar. 311 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,933 Can you say the same thing? 312 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,161 I am Bottom Dollar. 313 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,352 And I am "Minx." 314 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,104 And I will save both my magazine 315 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,690 and this poor woman from your predatory ways. 316 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,358 I don't think I need saving. 317 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,171 No, because you are a strong, independent person. 318 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,362 Okay, I... 319 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,257 Don't let him perpetuate 320 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,302 this disgusting lie that's already out there. 321 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:09,830 My article obviously did not inspire your act of revenge. 322 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,016 It did, actually. 323 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,268 Well, come on, Wanda. That's... 324 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,686 Listen, Willy never forced me, 325 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,378 not like the women that you wrote about. 326 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,381 But I mean, you show me a wife who's never had sex 327 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,693 when she's not in the mood, and I'll show you a liar 328 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,428 or at the very least, a woman who's still on her honeymoon. 329 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,431 So it did... the article, it got me thinking. 330 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,868 But I didn't suggest turning to violence. 331 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,287 Well, I didn't know that it was gonna do that much damage. 332 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,705 I thought it would just, 333 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,040 you know, burn a little bit and be funny. 334 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,000 And it was very funny. 335 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,744 Not to take away from any of your suffering, 336 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,402 but the jalapeƱo hand job was very... 337 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,214 - We're talking here. - No, we were actually talking. 338 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,632 We're talking. You're making it worse. 339 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,533 - Do you understand... - Can I finish? 340 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,702 - Sorry. - Please. 341 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,705 I just got sick of being told what to do 342 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874 and who to be in my own home. 343 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,418 Some people just want to use you 344 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,313 for their own stupid desires 345 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,899 or selfish aims or petty squabbles. 346 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,467 They don't even bother seeing you as a human being. 347 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,237 I don't know what's going on between the two of you, 348 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,739 but I don't want any part of it. 349 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,181 I'm gonna tell my own story. 350 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,785 Well, thank you for your time. 351 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,079 - You have a great day, Wanda. - Thank you. 352 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,622 - Happy? - My God. 353 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,440 Welcome back to day five 354 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,252 of the M.E.N. offensive. 355 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,254 Now, we've struck a nerve, folks. 356 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,612 Ratings are through the roof. 357 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,614 Contracts are being renegotiated. 358 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,199 I'm getting an in-ground pool, 359 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,535 and you can't come use it, Ma. 360 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,163 Now, in addition to Willy's legal action, 361 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,766 we'll be providing resources 362 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,459 to men who can't file lawsuits of their own. 363 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,755 That's called an escalation of conflict, my friends. 364 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,173 And guess what. 365 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,051 The ladies want a piece of the action, too, 366 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:51,366 and we have the most impressive lady of all 367 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,641 here with us today. 368 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,662 The first female councilman 369 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,479 in Southern California 370 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,190 and a total babe to boot. 371 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,544 The pride of the San Fernando Valley, 372 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,837 Bridget West bury. 373 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,298 Well, it's a pleasure to be here. 374 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,801 What happened to your... person 375 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,911 is a travesty, and we all know who's responsible. 376 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,140 I blame "Maude," "Mary Tyler Moore," 377 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,392 and to a lesser extent, "That Girl." 378 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,977 Enemies all. 379 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,146 But we're taking the fight to them. 380 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,858 People vote all the time to ban nuclear power plants 381 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,216 and strip mines, 382 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,927 and those industries make our economy strong. 383 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,823 Pornography like "Minx" enfeebles our community. 384 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,409 That's why on Monday, I'm proposing a resolution 385 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,519 to ban the production of pornographic materials 386 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,937 in the San Fernando Valley. 387 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,624 Bold move. 388 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,834 Let me say, as someone who does not 389 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,153 find pornography appealing... 390 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,424 Let's leave the filth 391 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,842 to the dirty Europeans. 392 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,761 Californians have always been pioneers, 393 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,597 and I am proud to lead the wagon 394 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,601 into my valley... cleaner and nicer. 395 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,460 I can almost smell it. 396 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,357 - Where is everybody? - I sent them home. 397 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,007 Good, it's weird vibes out there. 398 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,152 I saw a guy piss on himself and not seem to mind. 399 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,862 What about the cops? 400 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,722 I called, but it's a peaceful protest of white men, 401 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,432 a famously calm, reasonable people. 402 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,018 Okay. All right, we gotta get them out of there. 403 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,456 - I have an idea. - Yeah? Do that. 404 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,150 13 more lawsuits in two days, and word on the street: 405 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,753 dozens more on the way. 406 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,797 You are in it now, my friends. 407 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,215 They're outlandish. 408 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,883 I mean, surely no reputable lawyer will... 409 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,386 What, wanna create an exciting new legal precedent 410 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,471 and be in textbooks forever? 411 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,455 Doll, my kind lives for this 412 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,998 This porn ban, is it real? 413 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,584 Well, West bury is an opportunistic SOB 414 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,586 or DOB or whatever. 415 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,231 Nixon's about to be reelected. 416 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,817 The '60s are over. 417 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,402 Well, I think this will help us take care 418 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,886 of the councilwoman, so... 419 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,013 Okay. 420 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,184 That's fascinating. 421 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,412 That's great. 422 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,062 You've got dirt on the councilwoman? 423 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,415 Yeah, I was saving it for a rainy day. 424 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,250 The hypocrisy is staggering. 425 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,252 I mean, taking the high road... 426 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,652 What are you doing? 427 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,195 What are you doing? 428 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,656 It's a felony to blackmail a government employee 429 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,075 and disbarment for me to even know about it. 430 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,013 What kind of shmendrik hands this to his lawyer? 431 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:22,040 All right, Myron, come on. There's always a move. 432 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,084 Yeah, there is. Fold "Minx." 433 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,730 Don't even think about publishing the third issue. 434 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,816 The news cycle moves on. Lawsuits fade away. 435 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,384 They're just trying to jam you up, Dougie, 436 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,737 but don't take the bait. 437 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,238 You still have your company, 438 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,222 and you can hold on to your other titles. 439 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,224 And you, you can use the notoriety 440 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,411 to start something new. 441 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,455 Okay, look, the bright side? 442 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,249 From what I've seen of the two of you, 443 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,943 not all partnerships are meant to last. 444 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,421 Maybe it's a good thing 445 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,907 that you two don't have to work together any more. 446 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,827 What do we want? 447 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,264 For men to be safe from women! 448 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,307 And when do we want it? 449 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,308 Yesterday! 450 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,416 Tame the "Minx"! 451 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,834 Tame the "Minx"! 452 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,979 Tame the "Minx"! Tame the "Minx"! 453 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,606 We're gonna get out of it, and you're gonna help us. 454 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,899 All right, all right. Anything I can do... 455 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,257 - I know. - You just call me. 456 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,842 - You've always been... - All right. 457 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,737 - Let me talk to those guys. - This is your idea? 458 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,096 - You got something better? - I can get them to leave. 459 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,908 No, you can't. They're lunatics. 460 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,391 That's what I've been saying, 461 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,786 but someone's being very reckless these days. 462 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,394 Okay, well, I'll come with you. 463 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,729 No. 464 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,874 I am a vessel of power. 465 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,043 All of these men fantasize about me, 466 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,336 and when I speak, 467 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,214 they will obey my every command. 468 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,174 That was for my audition for Cleopatra. 469 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,760 I didn't get it. 470 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,953 Try pulling, Bam. 471 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,182 We're doing this? 472 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,934 It might work. 473 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,811 Jimbo, Norman. 474 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,604 Stinky Pete, they let you out early. 475 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,356 - Yeah. - We love you, Bambi. 476 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,650 - I love you too. - Yeah. 477 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,592 Boys... 478 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,362 the world is changing. 479 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,197 I know a lot of people don't look or think 480 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,182 the way they used to and that can be scary, 481 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,910 but we're strong. 482 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,204 We have big hearts, and together 483 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,480 we can face this world, 484 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,898 and it's gonna be okay. 485 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,042 Yeah. 486 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,484 There's no need for anger here. 487 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,629 "Minx" isn't your enemy. 488 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,089 It's a special place 489 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,490 that's opened my eyes to so many new things. 490 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,553 Here, my ideas matter, and I have a voice. 491 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:27,684 Me, Luann Pryzbylko from Reseda by way of Kuala Lumpur. 492 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,228 And it's high time I shared some news with you, 493 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,214 because you're not just my fans. 494 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,650 You're my family. 495 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,068 Like the trumpeter swan, 496 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,760 she's shed her juvenile feathers 497 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,366 and reemerged in a blinding white blaze of beauty. 498 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,309 I need to get the out of here. 499 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,413 I made a mistake. 500 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,832 I thought sharing my truth was the surest way to their hearts, 501 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,543 so I told them I officially retired from nude modeling. 502 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,068 Officially? 503 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,486 Jesus, God. 504 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,589 Yeah, they think you brainwashed me, 505 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,655 and they're very angry. 506 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,593 They've breached the perimeter. 507 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,784 Okay, fall back. 508 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,970 Fall back! - To where? 509 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,662 - What? - The layout room. 510 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,265 We'll be pinned down, but it provides the best cover. 511 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,684 - How do you know that? - Military family. 512 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,793 Come on. Are we really doing this? 513 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,862 Let's get that window boarded up. 514 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,846 Okay, I'm moving the couch. Excuse me. 515 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,972 Joyce, mailbags. 516 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,450 Yeah. 517 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,119 Are we really hiding from these jelly doughnuts? 518 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,621 That's what we're doing right now? 519 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,689 Bottom Dollar attacked by its own fans. 520 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,525 Sounds like an A-plus publicity stunt to me. 521 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528 Who knew virgins could be so mean? 522 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,048 Get away from the window, Bambi. 523 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,406 They're looking for you. 524 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,741 Tina, kill the lights. 525 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,998 Your Majesty... 526 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,708 time to call a minion. 527 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,443 Things have gotten out of hand down at Bottom Dollar. 528 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,320 We should send a couple black-and-whites. 529 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,073 Or wait and see how the situation unfolds. 530 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,516 Don't wanna be too hasty. 531 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,334 Cops aren't coming. 532 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,694 Westbury's hanging us out to dry on this. 533 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,047 Settle in. 534 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,383 Well, I guess I'll die right here 535 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,927 next to my greatest humiliation. 536 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,328 Perfect end to a perfect chapter. 537 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,764 Nobody's gonna die. 538 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,391 They're just blowing off some steam, that's all. 539 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,333 There must be someone we can call. 540 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,479 What about those goons this one trotted out for Billy Brunson? 541 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,296 What, you wanna turn this into a bloodbath? 542 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,881 Better their blood than ours. 543 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,693 What happened to the Joyce who had an aneurysm 544 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,695 when she found out the Mob was delivering her magazine? 545 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,929 You happened to me. 546 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,889 This one's locked. 547 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,474 Norman found Renetti's office. 548 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,535 Come on. 549 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,060 All right, come on! 550 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,645 If those animals get into my cameras, 551 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,206 I swear I'll fight them myself. 552 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,357 All right, listen, don't worry about the gear. 553 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,543 When this is all over, 554 00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,943 I'll buy anything you want, okay? 555 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,212 Why would you buy new equipment 556 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,255 for my photographer? 557 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,798 I can buy anything I want 558 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,800 for my new art director. 559 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,992 Right, pal? 560 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,222 Yeah, I appreciate your interest, 561 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,706 but no, thank you. 562 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,396 I see. So all that was game to you? 563 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,921 No, it's not a game, Doug. 564 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,399 It's just a small taste of what it's like 565 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,925 to be pushed around by a bully. 566 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,262 But thank you for your master class in negotiation. 567 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,097 ! 568 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,161 These reader letters. 569 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,538 People love us. 570 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,938 Well, not you. 571 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,776 Well, everything I did, I did for Bottom Dollar. 572 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,591 Look at that. 573 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:47,949 He put me front and centre. 574 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,410 It's your time to shine. 575 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,120 "Your magazine made me feel good 576 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,265 "about wanting what I want and angry at people 577 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,059 "trying to stop me from getting it. 578 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,894 "'Minx' is a refuge for every woman 579 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,064 who thinks she's alone in this wicked, wonderful world." 580 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:04,549 Each one of these is a person reaching out because of us. 581 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,427 This kid is asking if we have any internships. 582 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,489 He's 16 years old. 583 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,783 Ah, he keeps the centerfold under his mattress. 584 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,850 We gotta get this boy the hell out of Mississippi. 585 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,978 My, God, this woman is inviting us to her wedding. 586 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,440 This is just a recipe for a Tuscan bread salad. 587 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,751 There it is. 588 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,735 Someone named their baby Joyce. 589 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,464 My God. 590 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,174 There's a soda can as a reference point. 591 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,302 She took her husband back... 592 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,805 to the asylum. 593 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,205 What is that smell? 594 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,484 - My God. - All right, that's it. 595 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,611 This fucking ends now. Let's call the Russians. 596 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,489 - Already did. - Thank you. 597 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,265 - Yeah. - What would I do without you? 598 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,290 King of the valley found his way to Pasadena. 599 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,042 Well, I don't hate a road trip. 600 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,985 I even went to the Rose Bowl. I took a picture. 601 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,278 You see "Betsy"? 602 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,423 Wendy really did a number on us? 603 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,758 Yeah, I got off easy 604 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,760 with "pretentious" and "solipsistic." 605 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:40,956 You are "a greasy P.T. Barnum with a dash of Judas Iscariot." 606 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,643 Maybe I misjudged her as a writer. 607 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,418 She had good reason to be pissed. 608 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,897 We had a deal, and I pulled the plug at the last minute. 609 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,607 Her taste too rich for your blood? 610 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,842 No, it wasn't about the money. 611 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,447 I just didn't think she was the right fit for "Minx." 612 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,890 Why? Seems like a match made in heaven. 613 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,600 Because she's not you. 614 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,080 Look, what you made, it means something to people, 615 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,249 and I didn't know what to do with that. 616 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,334 And so I turned it into something pretty ugly, 617 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,860 and I got... 618 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,114 I got pretty ugly along the way, too, so... 619 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,385 That is very big of you to admit. 620 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,263 And I know that we're sailing against the wind on this one, 621 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:24,165 and I'm responsible for that, but I can fix this. 622 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,979 We can fix this together as partners this time 623 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,630 and everybody who's trying to stop us. 624 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,173 You know, I got a call last week 625 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,944 from a literally agent just out of the blue 626 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,488 telling me about all the opportunities out there 627 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:38,990 and that it's just a matter of me 628 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,932 deciding what I wanna do next. 629 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,077 Good. You've earned that. 630 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,186 Yeah, but... 631 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,189 attached to each one of those opportunities 632 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,418 is another Doug Renetti, 633 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,712 someone who wants something from me, 634 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,714 something that they could never do on their own 635 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:58,325 but still insists on holding all the power. 636 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:06,082 I'm not sure I'm interested in giving away my power any more. 637 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,546 So that's it? You're gonna go at it alone? 638 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:13,983 Maybe. 639 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,260 Two issues and you're ready to be a publisher? 640 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,929 I mean, the stones on you. 641 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,646 I'll tell you what. 642 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,443 "Minx" is yours. 643 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,299 Yeah, I don't wanna do it without you, so take it. 644 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,886 Go to all the places you wanna go with it. 645 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,371 I can't wait to see what you do. 646 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,126 Doug. 647 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,922 Thank you. 648 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,593 Good luck. 46813

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