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Anyone who knows me
will tell you
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I'm an affectionate guy.
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
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I love my wife.
I say it all the time.
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And sure,
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sometimes she's not
in the mood, but...
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I warm her up.
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Believe me,
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she's happy once we get going.
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I do my part.
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Okay.
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All I'm asking is that
she does hers.
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Friday.
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Not today, honey.
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It's right there
in the wedding vows...
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No.
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Love, honor, and obey.
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I said I want 'em spicy.
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How hard is it
to give me what I want?
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Sorry, sweetheart.
I know you like it hot.
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Yeah?
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Damn, babe.
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Yup. Yup.
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God, it burns!
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God!
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Hello.
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Am I... yeah, I am here.
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My God.
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Okay, let it out.
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How long has this been going on?
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You know what? Yeah, no.
You know what?
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That's really
none of my business at all.
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Unless blink twice
if you need help.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's back
from the Big Apple.
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Yeah, I don't know
why you're saying that
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so triumphantly.
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I live here.
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Come on in.
I'm making flapjacks.
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No. That... nope.
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I'll just talk to you
right here.
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Once you get a taste
of these fluffies,
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you'll be singing
a different tune.
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So you're okay with the bird?
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It's not my favourite affectation.
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Whatever you came here
to say, we're good.
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People fight. Emotions run high.
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I gotta give you credit.
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It takes a lot to come here,
you know, hat in hand.
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No, I'm not here to apologize.
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I saw the pictures of Billy.
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You cannot publish those,
and you know it.
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They are a betrayal
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of everything
we've been building together.
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Look, if you wanted a say
in that shoot,
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then you should have
been here for it.
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Doug, no woman in her right mind
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is gonna sign off on those.
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Well, why don't we ask
your new managing editor,
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see what she thinks?
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- Tins?
- Doug.
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What?
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Look, I would've consulted
with you, but you quit.
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You remember?
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Congratulations.
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You already found
a replacement for me as well.
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Doug, you cannot do that.
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Yeah, we can.
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Busy Sunday at Casa Renetti.
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Let's see who it is.
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It's okay.
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Happy for you.
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Deal's not final yet.
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Ah, son of a bitch.
We're on the hook for this how?
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You two, along with the entity
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known as "Minx" magazine,
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are being sued by plaintiff
William Wilkerson,
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who claims that your article
about marital rape
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incited his formerly sane
and loving wife
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into maiming his penis
with a substance measuring
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over 1 million Scoville Units,
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resulting in damage
to the foreskin
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and audacious blistering
of the shaft.
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"Audacious blistering
of the shaft," that's good.
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And they say there's
nothing new under the sun.
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Fitting end to your circus:
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us being shot out of a cannon.
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Gotta admit,
A-plus publicity stunt.
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Good old Willy
turning lemons into lemonade
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or hot peppers into...
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Salsa or potentially jelly.
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Okay, hello.
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I see you're taking this
as seriously as he is.
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Bubbe, in this business,
if you don't laugh,
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you don't last very long.
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Yeah, Myron and I have been
dealing with this crap
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since it was a crime
to show your kneecaps, right?
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Offer a little settlement,
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make this go away,
and everybody is happy.
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No, no, no, no, no.
We go big. We counter sue.
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- Dougele.
- What? Absolutely not.
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You cannot pay for this kind
of publicity. This is a gift.
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Yeah, like
the Trojan horse was a gift.
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Why am I even named
in this suit anyway?
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He's the publisher.
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I'm just... I was just
a powerless employee.
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I don't have
any editorial control.
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According to this,
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you're the creator
of "The Matriarchy Awakens,"
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the original iteration
of this magazine
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and the offending
article herein.
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Yeah, but I don't even recognize
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my own magazine any more.
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Well, the law doesn't see it
that way,
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and you're liable by virtue
of your proprietary rights.
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You know my lawyer asked me
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not to discuss
my case on the air.
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And I see you
heeding this advice.
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Yeah, I'm sorry,
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but women like Joyce Prigger,
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magazines like "Minx,"
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they need to know
that the free ride is over.
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Yeah, I'm using
the power of the law,
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but in my other hand,
I hold something more powerful:
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people.
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Not just people.
Men Energized Now.
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We are calling on all M.E.N.
to get out there
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and make things uncomfortable
for Prigger and Bottom Dollar,
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AKA public enemies
number one and two.
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I think it's really clever
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how the name
of the organization is M.E.N.
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but it also spells "men."
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Men are smart.
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Are you talking
about the organization
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or men in general?
- Both.
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My God.
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Proprietary rights?
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So you own part of "Minx"?
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Yeah, according to Doug's lawyer
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and one very snooty clerk
at the UCLA Law Library.
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Please tell me
you're not trying to...
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Exercise my rights?
You bet I am.
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You don't wanna go to war.
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You've only seen
Doug's nice side.
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That's his nice side?
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Ask Fred Salzburg,
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the paper vendor who
double-billed Doug for years.
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Why? What happened to Fred?
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No one knows,
but it's no longer called
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Salzburg & Sons.
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Okay, well, I'm very sorry
for the Salzburg family,
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but "Minx" is our baby.
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We can't just walk away.
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- Don't say "we."
- But he's murdering our child.
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Yeah, well,
my paternal instincts
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haven't kicked in just yet.
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Try something else.
- Fine.
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I can't do this without you.
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And I don't wanna do it
without you, Richie.
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You make the magazine better
in every way,
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and I know that you know this,
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and I know that you care
about it as much as I do.
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Come on, Richie.
This is our time.
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"Minx" is our baby. We can't...
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I'm in. Let's go tell Doug.
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Great. All right.
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- Don't you need shoes?
- The Earth is my shoe.
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Go. Go.
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Okay, okay.
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We have rights too.
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Men rights.
- Come on.
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Norman, what are you doing?
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Men are finally fighting back.
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Yeah, you're blaming us
for Willy's wife?
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She's a nut job, Norm.
Look at who she married.
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You're siding with her now?
Come on.
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What happened to you, man?
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I'm not siding with anyone.
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Can you just move
so I can get in my spot?
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All right.
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That's nice.
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Norman made some friends.
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A woman is sexually assaulted
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every 20 seconds
in this country.
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One guy gets a boo-boo
on his wiener,
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and it's the end
of the fucking world.
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Joyce, is that your first swear?
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Yeah, could you tell?
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How was it?
- It was great.
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- Was it...
- It was great.
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Yeah. Natural.
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I've never marched in someplace
and just quit before.
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I have. There was bloodshed.
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Something tells me
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this isn't an apology
walking in my door.
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No, sir, it is not.
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Until issues of ownership
have been resolved,
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please immediately
cease and desist publication
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of the third issue of "Minx."
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Handwritten.
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For that personal touch?
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My Selectric was out of ink.
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And what are you two
knuckleheads doing?
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They are with me.
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Well, thank you for informing me
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of your intentions, Joyce.
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What do we do? What do we do?
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Let's go. Thank you.
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Well, if you touched
all the bases,
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in my book, that's a home run.
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You tell Roger Middleton
that it doesn't matter
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if it was a ground ball
and three errors.
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It still counts.
God, he's just like his mom.
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I wish I could have seen it.
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No, it's okay. Go. Yeah, go.
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We'll talk more when I'm back
from my...
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My trip.
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Okay, love you.
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My two favourite people.
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Take the Leica.
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You're the only one
who really appreciates it.
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Thanks, Doug.
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- Already did.
- Good. You know me.
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I like to take care of my
people even if they move on.
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Sorry, let me say that again.
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Even if they stab me in the back
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and then move on.
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I saw that Billy centerfold.
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You stabbed yourself.
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But you wanna throw away
years of our relationship
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over a couple of bad days?
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And do you really think
Joyce has what it takes
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to do all this on her own?
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I don't know, Doug.
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If it wasn't for "Minx,"
you'd have me
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plucking stray pubes
for the next decade.
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Right, 'cause if you think
about it,
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I had the idea
for you to shoot for "Minx"
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before she ever walked through
those office doors.
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So, what,
you're making moves now?
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You're a hustler?
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Then let me give you
a little advice.
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I recommend you stay here
in the big leagues
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as opposed to shipping off
to Palookaville with her.
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Well, if you really want me,
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I suggest you make me
an offer I can't refuse.
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Some initial suggestions.
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Two editorial assistants.
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Good. Taught you something.
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And I know
I taught you everything.
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I hate conflict.
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My stomach feels like the
butter churn at Spahn Ranch.
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Yeah, and who got you
out of that mess?
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What, you think you're gonna
call Joyce
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and she's gonna smuggle you out
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in the trunk of her car
at 2:00 a.m.?
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- I don't know, maybe.
- She's gonna be asleep
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with a glass of milk, out cold.
261
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,495
I'll take a look at these, hotshot.
262
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,002
Did you find that address?
263
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,605
You sure about this?
264
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,214
Of course not.
265
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,555
You're really tempting me,
266
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,076
but I do have to keep
my girlish figure.
267
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,453
I'm back on the market,
in case you hadn't heard.
268
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,915
Well, any man would be lucky
to date a fox like you, Wanda.
269
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,583
Well.
270
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,919
My dance card's not exactly
full these days.
271
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,921
I'm told that men
find me intimidating.
272
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,738
Yeah, well, I understand that.
273
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,925
I think that's because you're
taking a beating in the press,
274
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,885
and I can help
turn that around for you.
275
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,762
You know, Willy has
a big platform
276
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,890
and an even bigger mouth,
which I think you know.
277
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,600
Yeah.
278
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,459
But I think you also
deserve to be heard.
279
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,522
And I've got a venue that is
built to champion women.
280
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,941
I've never really thought
of myself as a public figure.
281
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,050
Betsy Ross was just sewing
her husband's pants
282
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,778
when she invented
the American flag.
283
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,904
Did you know that?
284
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,490
Was Rosa Parks even an activist
285
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,659
before she refused
to get off that bus?
286
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,185
You mean refused
to change seats?
287
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,789
Joyce Prigger?
288
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,915
May I?
289
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,208
Of course. Yes, come in.
290
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,543
- Thank you.
- It's Joyce Prigger.
291
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,627
Hello, Wanda.
292
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,087
- Hello. Welcome.
- Hello.
293
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,779
What are you doing,
tailing me now, Joyce?
294
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,966
Nope, just followed
the smell of manipulation.
295
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,134
- Great.
- Wanda?
296
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,076
Do not trust this man
297
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,077
with your story.
298
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,495
He does not care about you
299
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,557
or me or anyone, really.
300
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,641
Are you two an item?
301
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,976
-. God, no.
- No.
302
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,644
I'm just getting
some jilted lover vibes.
303
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,337
He did break my heart
but as a business partner.
304
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,815
I promised you a magazine
305
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,632
when no one else
in the world would.
306
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,277
Only to turn around
and then hand it over
307
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,636
to that charlatan, Wendy Mah.
308
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,947
I love Aphrodisia.
309
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,115
Who told you about Wendy?
310
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,658
I have friends at Bottom Dollar.
311
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,933
Can you say the same thing?
312
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,161
I am Bottom Dollar.
313
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,352
And I am "Minx."
314
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,104
And I will save both my magazine
315
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,690
and this poor woman
from your predatory ways.
316
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,358
I don't think I need saving.
317
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,171
No, because you are
a strong, independent person.
318
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,362
Okay, I...
319
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,257
Don't let him perpetuate
320
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,302
this disgusting lie
that's already out there.
321
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:09,830
My article obviously did not
inspire your act of revenge.
322
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,016
It did, actually.
323
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,268
Well, come on, Wanda. That's...
324
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,686
Listen, Willy never forced me,
325
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,378
not like the women
that you wrote about.
326
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,381
But I mean, you show me a wife
who's never had sex
327
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,693
when she's not in the mood,
and I'll show you a liar
328
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,428
or at the very least, a woman
who's still on her honeymoon.
329
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,431
So it did... the article,
it got me thinking.
330
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,868
But I didn't suggest
turning to violence.
331
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,287
Well, I didn't know that it
was gonna do that much damage.
332
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,705
I thought it would just,
333
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,040
you know, burn a little bit
and be funny.
334
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,000
And it was very funny.
335
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,744
Not to take away
from any of your suffering,
336
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,402
but the jalapeƱo hand job
was very...
337
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,214
- We're talking here.
- No, we were actually talking.
338
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,632
We're talking.
You're making it worse.
339
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,533
- Do you understand...
- Can I finish?
340
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,702
- Sorry.
- Please.
341
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,705
I just got sick
of being told what to do
342
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874
and who to be in my own home.
343
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,418
Some people just want to use you
344
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,313
for their own stupid desires
345
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,899
or selfish aims
or petty squabbles.
346
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,467
They don't even bother
seeing you as a human being.
347
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,237
I don't know what's going on
between the two of you,
348
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,739
but I don't want any part of it.
349
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,181
I'm gonna tell my own story.
350
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,785
Well, thank you for your time.
351
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,079
- You have a great day, Wanda.
- Thank you.
352
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,622
- Happy?
- My God.
353
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,440
Welcome back to day five
354
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,252
of the M.E.N. offensive.
355
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,254
Now, we've struck
a nerve, folks.
356
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,612
Ratings are through the roof.
357
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,614
Contracts are being renegotiated.
358
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,199
I'm getting an in-ground pool,
359
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,535
and you can't come use it, Ma.
360
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,163
Now, in addition
to Willy's legal action,
361
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,766
we'll be providing resources
362
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,459
to men who can't file lawsuits
of their own.
363
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,755
That's called an escalation
of conflict, my friends.
364
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,173
And guess what.
365
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,051
The ladies want
a piece of the action, too,
366
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:51,366
and we have
the most impressive lady of all
367
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,641
here with us today.
368
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,662
The first female councilman
369
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,479
in Southern California
370
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,190
and a total babe to boot.
371
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,544
The pride
of the San Fernando Valley,
372
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,837
Bridget West bury.
373
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,298
Well, it's a pleasure
to be here.
374
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,801
What happened to your... person
375
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,911
is a travesty, and we all know
who's responsible.
376
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,140
I blame "Maude,"
"Mary Tyler Moore,"
377
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,392
and to a lesser extent,
"That Girl."
378
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,977
Enemies all.
379
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,146
But we're taking
the fight to them.
380
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,858
People vote all the time
to ban nuclear power plants
381
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,216
and strip mines,
382
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,927
and those industries
make our economy strong.
383
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,823
Pornography like "Minx"
enfeebles our community.
384
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,409
That's why on Monday,
I'm proposing a resolution
385
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,519
to ban the production
of pornographic materials
386
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,937
in the San Fernando Valley.
387
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,624
Bold move.
388
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,834
Let me say,
as someone who does not
389
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,153
find pornography appealing...
390
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,424
Let's leave the filth
391
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,842
to the dirty Europeans.
392
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,761
Californians
have always been pioneers,
393
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,597
and I am proud to lead the wagon
394
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,601
into my valley...
cleaner and nicer.
395
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,460
I can almost smell it.
396
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,357
- Where is everybody?
- I sent them home.
397
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,007
Good, it's weird vibes
out there.
398
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,152
I saw a guy piss on himself
and not seem to mind.
399
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,862
What about the cops?
400
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,722
I called, but it's a peaceful
protest of white men,
401
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,432
a famously calm,
reasonable people.
402
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,018
Okay. All right, we gotta
get them out of there.
403
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,456
- I have an idea.
- Yeah? Do that.
404
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,150
13 more lawsuits in two days,
and word on the street:
405
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,753
dozens more on the way.
406
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,797
You are in it now, my friends.
407
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,215
They're outlandish.
408
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,883
I mean, surely
no reputable lawyer will...
409
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,386
What, wanna create
an exciting new legal precedent
410
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,471
and be in textbooks forever?
411
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,455
Doll, my kind lives for this
412
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,998
This porn ban, is it real?
413
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,584
Well, West bury
is an opportunistic SOB
414
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,586
or DOB or whatever.
415
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,231
Nixon's about to be reelected.
416
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,817
The '60s are over.
417
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,402
Well, I think this will
help us take care
418
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,886
of the councilwoman, so...
419
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,013
Okay.
420
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,184
That's fascinating.
421
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,412
That's great.
422
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,062
You've got dirt
on the councilwoman?
423
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,415
Yeah, I was saving it
for a rainy day.
424
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,250
The hypocrisy is staggering.
425
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,252
I mean, taking the high road...
426
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,652
What are you doing?
427
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,195
What are you doing?
428
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,656
It's a felony to blackmail
a government employee
429
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,075
and disbarment for me
to even know about it.
430
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,013
What kind of shmendrik
hands this to his lawyer?
431
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:22,040
All right, Myron, come on.
There's always a move.
432
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,084
Yeah, there is. Fold "Minx."
433
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,730
Don't even think about
publishing the third issue.
434
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,816
The news cycle moves on.
Lawsuits fade away.
435
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,384
They're just trying
to jam you up, Dougie,
436
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,737
but don't take the bait.
437
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,238
You still have your company,
438
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,222
and you can hold on
to your other titles.
439
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,224
And you, you can use
the notoriety
440
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,411
to start something new.
441
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,455
Okay, look, the bright side?
442
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,249
From what I've seen
of the two of you,
443
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,943
not all partnerships
are meant to last.
444
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,421
Maybe it's a good thing
445
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,907
that you two don't have
to work together any more.
446
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,827
What do we want?
447
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,264
For men to be safe from women!
448
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,307
And when do we want it?
449
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,308
Yesterday!
450
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,416
Tame the "Minx"!
451
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,834
Tame the "Minx"!
452
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,979
Tame the "Minx"!
Tame the "Minx"!
453
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,606
We're gonna get out of it,
and you're gonna help us.
454
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,899
All right, all right.
Anything I can do...
455
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,257
- I know.
- You just call me.
456
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,842
- You've always been...
- All right.
457
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,737
- Let me talk to those guys.
- This is your idea?
458
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,096
- You got something better?
- I can get them to leave.
459
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,908
No, you can't. They're lunatics.
460
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,391
That's what I've been saying,
461
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,786
but someone's being
very reckless these days.
462
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,394
Okay, well, I'll come with you.
463
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,729
No.
464
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,874
I am a vessel of power.
465
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,043
All of these men
fantasize about me,
466
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,336
and when I speak,
467
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,214
they will obey my every command.
468
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,174
That was for my audition
for Cleopatra.
469
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,760
I didn't get it.
470
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,953
Try pulling, Bam.
471
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,182
We're doing this?
472
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,934
It might work.
473
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,811
Jimbo, Norman.
474
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,604
Stinky Pete,
they let you out early.
475
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,356
- Yeah.
- We love you, Bambi.
476
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,650
- I love you too.
- Yeah.
477
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,592
Boys...
478
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,362
the world is changing.
479
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,197
I know a lot of people
don't look or think
480
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,182
the way they used to
and that can be scary,
481
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,910
but we're strong.
482
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,204
We have big hearts, and together
483
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,480
we can face this world,
484
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,898
and it's gonna be okay.
485
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,042
Yeah.
486
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,484
There's no need for anger here.
487
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,629
"Minx" isn't your enemy.
488
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,089
It's a special place
489
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,490
that's opened my eyes
to so many new things.
490
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,553
Here, my ideas matter,
and I have a voice.
491
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:27,684
Me, Luann Pryzbylko from Reseda
by way of Kuala Lumpur.
492
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,228
And it's high time
I shared some news with you,
493
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,214
because you're not just my fans.
494
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,650
You're my family.
495
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,068
Like the trumpeter swan,
496
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,760
she's shed her juvenile feathers
497
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,366
and reemerged in a blinding
white blaze of beauty.
498
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,309
I need to get the out of here.
499
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,413
I made a mistake.
500
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,832
I thought sharing my truth was
the surest way to their hearts,
501
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,543
so I told them I officially
retired from nude modeling.
502
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,068
Officially?
503
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,486
Jesus, God.
504
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,589
Yeah, they think
you brainwashed me,
505
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,655
and they're very angry.
506
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,593
They've breached the perimeter.
507
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,784
Okay, fall back.
508
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,970
Fall back!
- To where?
509
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,662
- What?
- The layout room.
510
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,265
We'll be pinned down,
but it provides the best cover.
511
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,684
- How do you know that?
- Military family.
512
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,793
Come on.
Are we really doing this?
513
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,862
Let's get that window
boarded up.
514
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,846
Okay, I'm moving the couch.
Excuse me.
515
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,972
Joyce, mailbags.
516
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,450
Yeah.
517
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,119
Are we really hiding
from these jelly doughnuts?
518
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,621
That's what we're doing
right now?
519
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,689
Bottom Dollar attacked
by its own fans.
520
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,525
Sounds like an A-plus
publicity stunt to me.
521
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528
Who knew virgins
could be so mean?
522
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,048
Get away from the window, Bambi.
523
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,406
They're looking for you.
524
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,741
Tina, kill the lights.
525
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,998
Your Majesty...
526
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,708
time to call a minion.
527
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,443
Things have gotten out
of hand down at Bottom Dollar.
528
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,320
We should send a couple
black-and-whites.
529
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,073
Or wait and see
how the situation unfolds.
530
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,516
Don't wanna be too hasty.
531
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,334
Cops aren't coming.
532
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,694
Westbury's hanging us out
to dry on this.
533
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,047
Settle in.
534
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,383
Well, I guess
I'll die right here
535
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,927
next to my greatest humiliation.
536
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,328
Perfect end
to a perfect chapter.
537
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,764
Nobody's gonna die.
538
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,391
They're just blowing off
some steam, that's all.
539
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,333
There must be someone
we can call.
540
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,479
What about those goons this one
trotted out for Billy Brunson?
541
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,296
What, you wanna
turn this into a bloodbath?
542
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,881
Better their blood than ours.
543
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,693
What happened to the Joyce
who had an aneurysm
544
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,695
when she found out the Mob
was delivering her magazine?
545
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,929
You happened to me.
546
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,889
This one's locked.
547
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,474
Norman found Renetti's office.
548
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,535
Come on.
549
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,060
All right, come on!
550
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,645
If those animals
get into my cameras,
551
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,206
I swear I'll fight them myself.
552
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,357
All right, listen,
don't worry about the gear.
553
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,543
When this is all over,
554
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,943
I'll buy anything
you want, okay?
555
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,212
Why would you buy new equipment
556
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,255
for my photographer?
557
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,798
I can buy anything I want
558
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,800
for my new art director.
559
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,992
Right, pal?
560
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,222
Yeah, I appreciate
your interest,
561
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,706
but no, thank you.
562
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,396
I see.
So all that was game to you?
563
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,921
No, it's not a game, Doug.
564
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,399
It's just a small taste
of what it's like
565
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,925
to be pushed around by a bully.
566
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,262
But thank you for your
master class in negotiation.
567
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,097
!
568
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,161
These reader letters.
569
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,538
People love us.
570
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,938
Well, not you.
571
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,776
Well, everything I did,
I did for Bottom Dollar.
572
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,591
Look at that.
573
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:47,949
He put me front and centre.
574
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,410
It's your time to shine.
575
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,120
"Your magazine made me feel good
576
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,265
"about wanting what I want
and angry at people
577
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,059
"trying to stop me
from getting it.
578
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,894
"'Minx' is a refuge
for every woman
579
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,064
who thinks she's alone in this
wicked, wonderful world."
580
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:04,549
Each one of these is a person
reaching out because of us.
581
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,427
This kid is asking
if we have any internships.
582
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,489
He's 16 years old.
583
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,783
Ah, he keeps the centerfold
under his mattress.
584
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,850
We gotta get this boy
the hell out of Mississippi.
585
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,978
My, God, this woman
is inviting us to her wedding.
586
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,440
This is just a recipe
for a Tuscan bread salad.
587
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,751
There it is.
588
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,735
Someone named their baby Joyce.
589
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,464
My God.
590
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,174
There's a soda can
as a reference point.
591
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,302
She took her husband back...
592
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,805
to the asylum.
593
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,205
What is that smell?
594
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,484
- My God.
- All right, that's it.
595
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,611
This fucking ends now.
Let's call the Russians.
596
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,489
- Already did.
- Thank you.
597
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,265
- Yeah.
- What would I do without you?
598
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,290
King of the valley
found his way to Pasadena.
599
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,042
Well, I don't hate a road trip.
600
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,985
I even went to the Rose Bowl.
I took a picture.
601
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,278
You see "Betsy"?
602
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,423
Wendy really did a number on us?
603
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,758
Yeah, I got off easy
604
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,760
with "pretentious"
and "solipsistic."
605
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:40,956
You are "a greasy P.T. Barnum
with a dash of Judas Iscariot."
606
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,643
Maybe I misjudged her
as a writer.
607
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,418
She had good reason
to be pissed.
608
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,897
We had a deal, and I pulled
the plug at the last minute.
609
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,607
Her taste too rich
for your blood?
610
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,842
No, it wasn't about the money.
611
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,447
I just didn't think she was
the right fit for "Minx."
612
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,890
Why? Seems like
a match made in heaven.
613
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,600
Because she's not you.
614
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,080
Look, what you made,
it means something to people,
615
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,249
and I didn't know
what to do with that.
616
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,334
And so I turned it
into something pretty ugly,
617
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,860
and I got...
618
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,114
I got pretty ugly
along the way, too, so...
619
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,385
That is very big of you
to admit.
620
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,263
And I know that we're sailing
against the wind on this one,
621
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:24,165
and I'm responsible for that,
but I can fix this.
622
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,979
We can fix this together
as partners this time
623
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,630
and everybody
who's trying to stop us.
624
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,173
You know, I got a call last week
625
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,944
from a literally agent
just out of the blue
626
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,488
telling me about all
the opportunities out there
627
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:38,990
and that it's just
a matter of me
628
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,932
deciding what I wanna do next.
629
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,077
Good. You've earned that.
630
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,186
Yeah, but...
631
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,189
attached to each one
of those opportunities
632
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,418
is another Doug Renetti,
633
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,712
someone who wants
something from me,
634
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,714
something that they could
never do on their own
635
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:58,325
but still insists
on holding all the power.
636
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:06,082
I'm not sure I'm interested in
giving away my power any more.
637
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,546
So that's it?
You're gonna go at it alone?
638
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:13,983
Maybe.
639
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,260
Two issues and you're ready
to be a publisher?
640
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,929
I mean, the stones on you.
641
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,646
I'll tell you what.
642
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,443
"Minx" is yours.
643
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,299
Yeah, I don't wanna do it
without you, so take it.
644
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,886
Go to all the places
you wanna go with it.
645
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,371
I can't wait to see what you do.
646
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,126
Doug.
647
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,922
Thank you.
648
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,593
Good luck.
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