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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:24,004 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:01:28,012 --> 00:01:31,002 [Dorothy] Do you have to leave so soon? 3 00:01:31,006 --> 00:01:33,016 We've only just finished teatime. 4 00:01:33,019 --> 00:01:35,019 [Niles] I'm afraid so. 5 00:01:35,017 --> 00:01:38,017 If I have another cup of tea, I might turn into a teapot. [chuckles] 6 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:41,010 I'll not be gone long. 7 00:01:41,011 --> 00:01:45,011 And I'll never be further away than a blink from one of Danny's traffic lights. 8 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:47,020 Now, remember, they're in charge when I'm gone. 9 00:01:48,001 --> 00:01:49,011 Right, Danny? 10 00:01:49,014 --> 00:01:50,024 [Danny beeps] 11 00:01:57,011 --> 00:01:58,011 [sighs deeply] 12 00:02:02,007 --> 00:02:03,017 Next time you visit, 13 00:02:04,021 --> 00:02:07,011 can we go outside together? 14 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:12,010 I could see the traffic lights and everything else up there where Danny is. 15 00:02:13,019 --> 00:02:14,999 [sighs] 16 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,002 Danny's everywhere. 17 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:21,005 -They're all around you. -I know they are. 18 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,009 But I still get lonely. 19 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:29,001 -Sometimes I just wish-- -[stutters] Don't! 20 00:02:29,006 --> 00:02:31,016 I told you never to say that word! 21 00:02:33,001 --> 00:02:37,001 Wishes can have a terrible cost. 22 00:02:38,013 --> 00:02:40,013 Promise me you'll be good... 23 00:02:40,013 --> 00:02:43,013 for your dad and for Danny, hmm? 24 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:47,001 [indistinct chatter] 25 00:02:49,012 --> 00:02:52,002 [sighs] Farewell, my friend, 26 00:02:52,002 --> 00:02:53,012 and thank you. 27 00:02:57,009 --> 00:02:58,009 [Danny beeps] 28 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:00,000 We've discussed this, Danny. 29 00:03:00,004 --> 00:03:02,024 I'm needed elsewhere. 30 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:03,997 The work I'm doing will make the world 31 00:03:04,006 --> 00:03:06,996 a safer place for you and for Dorothy. 32 00:03:07,002 --> 00:03:08,012 [Danny beeps] 33 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:13,005 It's not forever, it's just until I... 34 00:03:14,008 --> 00:03:15,008 It's... 35 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:17,023 It's just un... 36 00:03:19,014 --> 00:03:20,024 [sighs] 37 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,020 She needs you, Danny. 38 00:03:24,006 --> 00:03:25,996 I need you. 39 00:03:26,004 --> 00:03:30,004 As long as you're around, I know everything is gonna be okay. 40 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:40,018 Try not to worry too much, Dorothy. 41 00:03:42,008 --> 00:03:44,008 Danny's always bounced back. 42 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,015 But if Danny isn't even a brick... 43 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:50,018 how will Danny ever become a street? 44 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:54,012 -And if Danny can't be-- -Danny made you a promise. 45 00:03:54,009 --> 00:03:56,999 There'll always be a place for you there. 46 00:03:58,012 --> 00:04:00,002 [doorbell rings] 47 00:04:00,004 --> 00:04:02,004 I'll get it. 48 00:04:04,013 --> 00:04:06,023 You're thinking of sending her back, aren't you? 49 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,020 I am thinking of nothing but... 50 00:04:08,019 --> 00:04:12,009 helping to cure a very treasured friend, thank you. 51 00:04:12,007 --> 00:04:14,017 Niles, that little girl will simply die 52 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:17,011 if she finds out that you're even considering send-- 53 00:04:17,012 --> 00:04:20,022 Please, Rita, save it for the stage. 54 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,020 I've done nothing, 55 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:23,008 I've decided nothing. 56 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:29,013 [doorbell rings] 57 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:39,013 Hi, there. I'm Flex Mentallo, the Man of Muscle Mystery. 58 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:42,023 And my friends and I are... here to help. 59 00:04:42,019 --> 00:04:45,999 [laughs] Morally corrupt. 60 00:04:46,003 --> 00:04:48,023 Captain Larry Trainor. 61 00:04:48,018 --> 00:04:49,998 [laughs] 62 00:04:50,022 --> 00:04:53,022 Dad, company's here. 63 00:04:55,009 --> 00:04:57,019 -Good to see you again, Flex. -Doc. 64 00:04:57,023 --> 00:05:00,013 All of you, welcome. 65 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:03,020 I wish it were in better circumstances. 66 00:05:03,018 --> 00:05:04,998 We came as soon as we could. 67 00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:06,996 I felt the muscle spasm in my upper thigh, 68 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,996 and I knew Danny was in trouble. 69 00:05:09,002 --> 00:05:11,012 -How bad is it? -I'm not an expert, but if I had to guess, 70 00:05:11,007 --> 00:05:14,007 I'd say, extremely bad. 71 00:05:14,012 --> 00:05:17,002 [Rita] Well, there must be something we can do. 72 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:20,022 Can't you just... Pump Danny up? 73 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:24,007 [soft chuckle] I don't pump, I... flex. 74 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:26,000 But, unfortunately, Rita, 75 00:05:26,006 --> 00:05:30,006 Danny's far too conceptual for mortal musculature to comprehend. 76 00:05:30,014 --> 00:05:33,014 Actually, she might be on to something. 77 00:05:33,015 --> 00:05:37,005 There's more than one way to pump our friend up. 78 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:41,011 -Danny was never just a street. -[all agreeing] 79 00:05:41,015 --> 00:05:44,005 -Danny is an idea... -[all] Yes. 80 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,011 -...powered by you and I... -[all] Yes! 81 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:50,007 -...powered by love... -[all loudly] Yes! 82 00:05:50,007 --> 00:05:52,997 -...powered by laughter... -[all] Yes! 83 00:05:53,006 --> 00:05:56,006 -...powered by joy... -[all] Yes! 84 00:05:56,007 --> 00:06:00,007 -...powered by music! -[all cheering and applauding] 85 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,021 Just because the pulse is slowed 86 00:06:02,017 --> 00:06:05,007 -doesn't mean the heart is gone. -[all] Yes. 87 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:09,014 -Doesn't mean we can't resuscitate. -[all] Yes! 88 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:12,014 Doesn't mean we can't fill our friend 89 00:06:12,007 --> 00:06:13,017 with joy, love, and laughter. 90 00:06:14,001 --> 00:06:15,021 [all] Yes! 91 00:06:15,018 --> 00:06:17,008 -Y'all know what I'm talking about? -[all cheering] Yes! 92 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:19,002 Tell us what you're talking about. 93 00:06:19,006 --> 00:06:22,996 -I'm talking... about a party, y'all. -[all cheering] 94 00:06:23,005 --> 00:06:24,005 Yes! 95 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:28,997 [Rita] Oh, wonderful. 96 00:06:29,002 --> 00:06:30,022 So, now I have to plan a party? 97 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:32,021 No. You actually don't. 98 00:06:35,008 --> 00:06:37,018 Who's this little angel, Niles? 99 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:40,010 This is my daughter, Dorothy. 100 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,018 She's a very old friend of Danny. 101 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,020 Pleasure to meet you, Dorothy. 102 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:48,017 See? Everything's going to be all right. 103 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,010 Our friends will get Danny back to their old self by bedtime. 104 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:55,000 [bell dings] 105 00:06:55,005 --> 00:06:57,015 [footsteps approaching] 106 00:07:00,013 --> 00:07:02,003 [sighs] 107 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Who's up top? 108 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:09,002 The painter. 109 00:07:10,003 --> 00:07:11,013 Hmm. 110 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,014 -What? -Nothing. 111 00:07:14,002 --> 00:07:15,002 I, uh... 112 00:07:17,013 --> 00:07:19,003 The Hangman's beautiful Daughter 113 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:23,003 just doesn't exactly scream leadership potential. 114 00:07:23,002 --> 00:07:24,012 She can fuckin' paint. 115 00:07:24,014 --> 00:07:26,004 Which means she has one fuckin' talent, 116 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:27,015 which is one more than you. 117 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:29,000 Great. 118 00:07:29,004 --> 00:07:30,024 Good. Love the confidence. 119 00:07:30,023 --> 00:07:33,023 It doesn't fuckin' take much to pack up and leave, Jane. 120 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:36,017 She could paint outside. She could paint a fuckin' landscape! 121 00:07:39,016 --> 00:07:41,996 -Maybe she doesn't want to leave. -[scoffs] 122 00:07:42,002 --> 00:07:44,002 [Jane] She's not the only one. Look around you. 123 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,024 There are more people down here 124 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:48,010 who care about the things up there than ever before. 125 00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:51,011 Get this through your fucking head, Jane! 126 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:53,007 Up there doesn't matter! 127 00:07:53,008 --> 00:07:55,018 The only thing that matters is Kay, 128 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,007 the kid down here! 129 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,010 It is our job to protect her. 130 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,011 And she deserves better than your fucking friends! 131 00:08:11,019 --> 00:08:14,999 I can't believe we're back here with the Chief, 132 00:08:15,005 --> 00:08:17,015 tails between our legs, and all that shit. 133 00:08:17,021 --> 00:08:20,021 I mean, fuck, I at least thought the one thing I could do 134 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:23,010 was be a better father than old man Mengele. 135 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:25,020 Pretty fucking low bar to clear. 136 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,010 Why don't you just leave? 137 00:08:28,005 --> 00:08:29,005 That's what we're doing. 138 00:08:29,015 --> 00:08:30,015 Really? 139 00:08:31,001 --> 00:08:32,011 Where would you go? 140 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,022 Somewhere quiet... 141 00:08:34,016 --> 00:08:35,996 where I can paint. 142 00:08:36,002 --> 00:08:37,022 But who pays for everything? 143 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,997 -What do you eat? Where do you sleep? -I don't know. 144 00:08:43,007 --> 00:08:44,007 That's not my job. 145 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:46,007 Whose job is it? 146 00:08:46,012 --> 00:08:48,012 The lady with the sun for a head? 147 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:51,018 Somehow, I doubt she's preapproved for a fucking bank loan. 148 00:08:52,016 --> 00:08:53,996 [breathes heavily] 149 00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:57,017 I, uh... I just paint. 150 00:08:59,011 --> 00:09:01,021 That's all I want to do. That's all I'm supposed to do. 151 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:06,011 You'll figure it out. 152 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,004 Jane always did. 153 00:09:09,005 --> 00:09:12,015 We'll need flowers here, here, and here. 154 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:14,022 Some mood lighting. 155 00:09:14,018 --> 00:09:18,008 And then, we need to clear all this. 156 00:09:18,008 --> 00:09:19,018 I think we can handle that. 157 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,017 -[grunts] -[all exclaim] 158 00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:23,021 Mmm. 159 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,020 [Larry] Whoa! 160 00:09:30,022 --> 00:09:31,022 [grunts] 161 00:09:32,017 --> 00:09:33,997 [all exclaiming] 162 00:09:39,003 --> 00:09:40,013 Flowers? 163 00:09:41,016 --> 00:09:43,006 -[blows] -[all exclaim] 164 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:46,015 -[laughs] Anything else? -Mmm. 165 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:51,009 May I? [chuckles] 166 00:09:51,011 --> 00:09:53,011 I may not be able to flex, 167 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,009 but my powers have gotten pretty impressive as well. 168 00:09:56,015 --> 00:09:57,015 Watch this. 169 00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:02,002 [grunts] 170 00:10:05,006 --> 00:10:06,016 [laughs sheepishly] 171 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,010 Did it... work? 172 00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:13,004 Yes. Hmm. Yes, it worked perfectly. 173 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:14,996 Now I'm going to go... 174 00:10:15,002 --> 00:10:16,002 get a ladder. 175 00:10:17,022 --> 00:10:19,012 Well, hey there, little lady. 176 00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:21,015 Why the long face? 177 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:23,018 This is just how I look. 178 00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:30,013 You look lovely. 179 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:32,020 What I meant was is, 180 00:10:32,018 --> 00:10:35,008 why do you seem so down in the dumps? 181 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:39,014 -I dropped Danny. -Hmm. 182 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:42,014 That's how things got this bad. 183 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,009 It's all my fault. 184 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,021 I see. 185 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:51,000 Well, if you broke them... 186 00:10:51,002 --> 00:10:53,002 then you gotta help fix 'em, right? 187 00:10:54,012 --> 00:10:57,012 Mmm-hmm. Hmm. 188 00:10:57,011 --> 00:11:02,001 We still need to hang that disco ball, but... I dunno how to. 189 00:11:03,008 --> 00:11:04,998 Wait a minute. 190 00:11:05,002 --> 00:11:07,012 Do you think you can lend me a hand with this? 191 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,015 Yeah? [laughs] 192 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 All right. 193 00:11:13,014 --> 00:11:18,024 Just be sure to hold on extra tight. Okay? 194 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,023 You ready? 195 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,020 That was perfect. 196 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:06,024 I can't believe I finally met the Dannyzens! 197 00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:08,021 They're really cool. 198 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,009 But you lived on Danny the Street, 199 00:12:11,008 --> 00:12:12,998 you never once went up top? 200 00:12:13,004 --> 00:12:14,024 No, never. 201 00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:16,017 Where did you live? 202 00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:19,021 I lived underneath Danny in the door factory. 203 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:21,022 I could hear the parties, 204 00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:24,019 but I never got to go to a Danny party. 205 00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:27,001 Well, that sounds a tad tragic. 206 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,014 This is my first Danny party, too. 207 00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:33,014 Come, sit. 208 00:12:38,013 --> 00:12:41,003 What does it feel like to be a grown-up? 209 00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:43,003 [exhales] To be honest, 210 00:12:43,002 --> 00:12:45,022 it can... be stressful. 211 00:12:48,007 --> 00:12:51,007 How do you make yourself so beautiful? 212 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:56,005 Well, we're all beautiful, Dorothy. 213 00:12:57,022 --> 00:13:00,012 But sometimes, we use enhancements. 214 00:13:01,023 --> 00:13:03,003 How old are you? 215 00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:04,012 Eleven. 216 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:08,020 But... how many years have you been alive? 217 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:11,008 A hundred and three-quarters. 218 00:13:11,009 --> 00:13:15,999 Well, I guess you've earned a bit of lipstick. 219 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,019 Ladies sit still. 220 00:13:31,013 --> 00:13:32,023 [both giggle] 221 00:13:32,022 --> 00:13:35,002 [piano playing] 222 00:13:37,015 --> 00:13:40,005 [indistinct chatter] 223 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,019 Dorothy? 224 00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:58,019 I turn my back for one minute, 225 00:13:58,023 --> 00:14:00,023 and you get into mischief. 226 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,020 Rita said I was old enough. 227 00:14:03,023 --> 00:14:06,023 -I will talk to Rita. -You're embarrassing me. 228 00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:09,013 Dorothy, you are too young to wear this. 229 00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:12,011 I'm not as young as you think I am. 230 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:14,001 [Maura Lee] Party people... 231 00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:16,014 binary and non-binary... 232 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:17,023 Everybody listen. 233 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,023 This isn't working. 234 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,019 Danny is not whole yet. 235 00:14:22,022 --> 00:14:25,012 We got to turn the party up a notch... 236 00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:29,024 and I got a new friend who's got just the trick to do it. 237 00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:33,023 What are you up to, Dorothy? 238 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:46,010 It's our favorite. [chuckles] 239 00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:58,011 This is a song that always reminds me of Danny. 240 00:14:59,016 --> 00:15:01,996 [Niles playing piano] 241 00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:13,001 ♪ Come with me ♪ 242 00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:15,015 ♪ And you'll be ♪ 243 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:21,010 ♪ In a world Of pure imagination ♪ 244 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,020 ♪ Take a look ♪ 245 00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:26,007 ♪ And you'll see ♪ 246 00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:30,011 ♪ Into your imagination ♪ 247 00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:37,023 ♪ We'll begin with a spin ♪ 248 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:43,013 -♪ Traveling in ♪ -[all] ♪ The world Of my creation ♪ 249 00:15:43,014 --> 00:15:49,004 ♪ What we'll see Will defy♪ 250 00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:52,015 [Dorothy] ♪ Explanation ♪ 251 00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:59,019 [all] ♪ If you want to View paradise ♪ 252 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:04,021 ♪ Simply look around And view it ♪ 253 00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:08,012 ♪ Anything you want to Do it ♪ 254 00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:12,003 ♪ Wanna change the world ♪ 255 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:16,024 [Dorothy] ♪ There's nothing to it ♪ 256 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:22,020 -♪ There is ♪ -[all] ♪ No life I know ♪ 257 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:28,000 ♪ To compare With pure imagination ♪ 258 00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:30,002 ♪ Living there ♪ 259 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:32,016 ♪ You'll be free ♪ 260 00:16:32,018 --> 00:16:37,018 ♪ If you truly wish ♪ 261 00:16:37,023 --> 00:16:41,013 ♪ To be ♪ 262 00:16:41,011 --> 00:16:45,011 [all cheering] 263 00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:50,009 [Danny beeps] 264 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:52,021 -[all exclaim] -[Maura Lee] We're getting there, people. 265 00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:55,008 -We've resuscitated Danny's heart. -Whoo! 266 00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:56,012 Keep going. 267 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,005 This party is just getting started. 268 00:16:59,008 --> 00:17:00,018 [all cheering] 269 00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:03,013 [club dance music playing] 270 00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:16,007 My dear, you were splendid. 271 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:18,007 Just like old times. 272 00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:21,012 But, you know what time it is. 273 00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:25,011 But... the party is just getting started. 274 00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:26,998 -It's-- -[door shuts] 275 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,017 Never trust an Art major to leave the house. 276 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:35,007 Farewell, unfuckables. Au revoir,dickless robots. 277 00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:38,016 Nobody here would know a good time if it slapped them on the... 278 00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:40,017 ass. 279 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,006 Well... 280 00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:45,995 What is going on here? 281 00:17:46,006 --> 00:17:47,016 I was thinking the same thing. 282 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,010 Speak up, boys. 283 00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:54,014 That's Cyborg. 284 00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:55,016 Who are you? 285 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,002 Scarlet Harlot. 286 00:17:59,006 --> 00:18:01,006 And I told you to fucking speak! 287 00:18:01,012 --> 00:18:03,022 [laughing] We are having a party... 288 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,010 for Danny the Street. 289 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,010 I mean, Brick. 290 00:18:07,008 --> 00:18:08,018 Ooh! 291 00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:11,003 -That sounds like fun. -It does? 292 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,002 ["Ooh La La" by Goldfrapp playing] 293 00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:14,013 Yup. 294 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:22,021 ♪ Dial up my number now ♪ 295 00:18:22,023 --> 00:18:29,003 ♪ Weaving it through the wire ♪ 296 00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:32,001 ♪ Switch me on ♪ 297 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,011 ♪ Turn me up ♪ 298 00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:38,007 ♪ I want to touch you ♪ 299 00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:41,024 ♪ You're just Made for love... ♪ 300 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 [all cheering] 301 00:18:43,004 --> 00:18:45,024 ♪ I need la la la la la la ♪ 302 00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:48,998 ♪ I need ooh la la la la ♪ 303 00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,013 ♪ I need la la la la la la ♪ 304 00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:55,011 ♪ I need ooh la la la la... ♪ 305 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,009 [laughs] 306 00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:03,017 ♪ Coils up and round me... ♪ 307 00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:05,001 [sighs] 308 00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:07,012 Whoa! [exhales] 309 00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:09,021 Okay. All right, be cool. 310 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,020 -Be cool. -What? What? 311 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:18,012 I bet you're fit as fuck under those bandages. 312 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:21,020 Thanks. If I take them off, everyone here will die. 313 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:25,021 Just completely melt and die, so, yeah. 314 00:19:25,017 --> 00:19:28,017 ♪ I need la la la la la la ♪ 315 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,010 ♪ I need ooh la la la la ♪ 316 00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:35,017 ♪ I need la la la la la la ♪ 317 00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:38,017 Where did you learn to control your meatballs like that? 318 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,010 Where'd I learn what? 319 00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:42,016 You just make it look so easy. 320 00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:45,023 You squeeze, you twist, you make things happen. 321 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,010 It's infuriating. 322 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:51,011 It's simple. You just have to clear your mind. Watch. 323 00:19:54,005 --> 00:19:56,995 You see? Right now... 324 00:19:57,004 --> 00:20:00,024 my mind is completely... blank. 325 00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:08,013 -That's it? -That's it. [chuckles] 326 00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,011 Is everything all right? 327 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,005 Could I... ask a favor of you? 328 00:20:19,023 --> 00:20:21,003 [bell dings] 329 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,003 [song continues playing in distance] 330 00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:30,005 -I love this song. -Me, too. 331 00:20:31,017 --> 00:20:33,997 -Good night, Herschel. -Good night, kid. 332 00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:35,014 [whizzes] 333 00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:44,007 [deep voice] You should go back. 334 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:49,019 Why are you talking to me? 335 00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:53,018 You know the rules, Candlemaker. 336 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,020 It's bedtime. 337 00:20:55,017 --> 00:20:59,007 [Candlemaker] Dorothy wants to see, don't you? 338 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,011 You barely even sound yourself. 339 00:21:10,013 --> 00:21:12,013 You never used to talk this much. 340 00:21:12,011 --> 00:21:15,011 [Candlemaker] Dorothy never gets to see. 341 00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:17,016 [Herschel] Father will be angry... 342 00:21:17,017 --> 00:21:19,007 Herschel's right. 343 00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:20,018 [Candlemaker] Dorothy grown-up. 344 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,020 Herschel friend for little girls. 345 00:21:22,023 --> 00:21:24,023 [Herschel] She is a little girl! 346 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,997 Shush, Herschel, let me think. 347 00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:34,014 I am 100 and three-quarters. 348 00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:39,007 So, do you remember that time... 349 00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:43,008 [clears throat] You did that thing? 350 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:46,020 When we were all together on Danny the Street. 351 00:21:46,017 --> 00:21:49,017 Yeah, I ripped a hole into the white space between dimensions. 352 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:51,009 [sighs] No. 353 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,996 Before that part. 354 00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:57,021 Oh... 355 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,020 Again, I am so, so sorry about that-- 356 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,010 No need. 357 00:22:02,015 --> 00:22:08,005 It's just... that's the only time I can remember my mind... 358 00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:11,021 truly being clear since the Hoover administration. 359 00:22:11,017 --> 00:22:13,007 [laughs] 360 00:22:15,022 --> 00:22:17,012 Could you do it again? 361 00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:23,006 [laughs] Well, we'd probably have to warn everybody first 362 00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:28,003 -and make sure they're properly hydrated-- -No, not like that. [chuckles] 363 00:22:28,005 --> 00:22:31,015 More like... could you contain it? 364 00:22:31,019 --> 00:22:33,019 Here in this room? 365 00:22:35,004 --> 00:22:38,014 -Oh! Uh... -You said it. 366 00:22:38,015 --> 00:22:40,005 "I can't control my powers 367 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:43,010 unless I let go and empty my mind," 368 00:22:43,011 --> 00:22:45,011 and I can't do that without... 369 00:22:47,007 --> 00:22:50,017 Well, huh, without a release. 370 00:22:50,017 --> 00:22:53,007 You... Do you really think that would work? 371 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:56,020 Would you say that to Sir Laurence Olivier? 372 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,011 Don't question my process! 373 00:22:59,008 --> 00:23:00,008 [exhales] 374 00:23:02,002 --> 00:23:05,012 -We'd have to be... very careful. -Mmm-hmm. 375 00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:09,014 With great muscles... come great responsibility. 376 00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:12,006 And great clarity. 377 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,015 Shall we begin? 378 00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:17,012 We shall. [clears throat] 379 00:23:17,015 --> 00:23:20,005 Okay. I'm ready. 380 00:23:20,014 --> 00:23:23,014 -[whispering] Right here. -[exhales] 381 00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:25,016 [breathing deeply] 382 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,020 [Flex clears throat] 383 00:23:28,018 --> 00:23:29,998 [breathes deeply] 384 00:23:31,007 --> 00:23:32,007 Ready? 385 00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:36,021 [exhales] This won't work. 386 00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:39,014 [exhales] 387 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:44,000 You put your nose... 388 00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:47,021 right there on this dot, 389 00:23:47,022 --> 00:23:49,002 and don't move, capisce? 390 00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:50,995 Nose on the dot. Capisce. 391 00:23:53,008 --> 00:23:54,998 -On the dot. -Mmm-hmm. 392 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,002 -Ready? -Ready. 393 00:24:01,017 --> 00:24:02,017 One... 394 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,020 two... 395 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:10,009 three... [screaming] 396 00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:13,004 [cries out] 397 00:24:18,009 --> 00:24:20,019 [moaning in distance] 398 00:24:25,015 --> 00:24:29,005 [moaning gets louder] 399 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:35,996 [gasps] 400 00:24:37,004 --> 00:24:38,024 Oh. 401 00:24:40,003 --> 00:24:42,023 [chortles] 402 00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:49,017 [laughs loudly] 403 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:52,016 [moaning] 404 00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:58,010 [cries out loudly] 405 00:25:07,004 --> 00:25:10,024 -What happened? -I saw something. 406 00:25:10,023 --> 00:25:12,023 That sounds like you got a mental block. 407 00:25:12,019 --> 00:25:14,009 So, unblock it. 408 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:16,011 Surely there's a flex for that. 409 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:20,015 I can try. But we have to be extremely careful with how hard we push with this. 410 00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:22,007 Nose to the dot. 411 00:25:22,010 --> 00:25:24,020 -Take it from the top. -You're sure? 412 00:25:26,006 --> 00:25:26,996 Action. 413 00:25:36,023 --> 00:25:38,003 Cliff? 414 00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:39,005 Hey, Chief. 415 00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,021 I'm back. 416 00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:43,020 [exhales] 417 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:47,022 How was Florida? 418 00:25:47,017 --> 00:25:49,007 [mechanical whirring] 419 00:25:49,018 --> 00:25:50,018 Awesome. 420 00:25:50,021 --> 00:25:52,001 [mechanical whirring] 421 00:25:53,008 --> 00:25:54,008 Good. 422 00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:57,022 Well... [sighs] 423 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,995 How about... 424 00:26:01,004 --> 00:26:03,014 letting me take a look at your hand? 425 00:26:03,011 --> 00:26:04,021 Is it still troubling you? 426 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,010 [Cliff] Maybe we should test it. 427 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:07,023 I could punch you in the face. 428 00:26:10,014 --> 00:26:13,024 So, maybe things didn't go so well with your daughter. 429 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:16,010 We're adults, Cliff. 430 00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:18,016 I've been open about my mistakes, 431 00:26:18,018 --> 00:26:20,018 maybe it's time you were honest about yours. 432 00:26:20,022 --> 00:26:22,012 I'm sorry, 433 00:26:22,007 --> 00:26:24,007 that would require me rising to the occasion. 434 00:26:24,013 --> 00:26:27,003 Any fucking occasion. 435 00:26:27,006 --> 00:26:28,006 What do you want to hear? 436 00:26:28,016 --> 00:26:30,006 It went piss-fucking poor! 437 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,023 If it's any consolation... 438 00:26:34,019 --> 00:26:36,019 I'd like to punch me, too. 439 00:26:36,017 --> 00:26:42,017 Argh! For once, I wish I could just get out of my fucking head! 440 00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:44,011 I get stuck in my fucking head, 441 00:26:44,009 --> 00:26:45,999 and I can't get out. 442 00:26:46,002 --> 00:26:47,022 I fuck everything up! 443 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Always! 444 00:26:50,002 --> 00:26:51,012 I just need a break. 445 00:26:53,001 --> 00:26:56,001 Don't I deserve a fucking break? 446 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:59,005 I could make some adjustments to your nutrient tank. 447 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:00,018 Add... 448 00:27:01,001 --> 00:27:04,011 a little methylenedioxymethamphetamine. 449 00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:06,013 -For tonight. -What? 450 00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:07,022 Ecstasy. 451 00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:09,022 [club dance music playing] 452 00:27:10,023 --> 00:27:14,023 I'm in a full-blown psychological crisis, 453 00:27:14,022 --> 00:27:17,022 and you're offering me... Ecstasy? 454 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,010 [dance music continues] 455 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:23,020 [indistinct chatter] 456 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:33,005 [shouting and laughing] 457 00:27:41,011 --> 00:27:42,011 Ugh! 458 00:27:42,009 --> 00:27:43,009 [Danny beeps] 459 00:27:47,022 --> 00:27:50,022 I've heard these parties for years, living underneath you, 460 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,010 but never got to go. 461 00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:56,005 Let me have fun before Dad sends me back. 462 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,009 Please, Danny? 463 00:28:00,002 --> 00:28:02,012 -[Danny beeps] -[Dorothy] All right. 464 00:28:07,003 --> 00:28:09,023 So, this is actually helping? 465 00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:11,008 Danny's just gonna grow into a street? 466 00:28:11,012 --> 00:28:12,022 I don't know. 467 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:15,000 I've never known Danny to be this quiet before. 468 00:28:17,014 --> 00:28:18,014 How are you? 469 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,010 -Oh... -Come on. 470 00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:24,005 Spill it. 471 00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:27,001 I met someone. 472 00:28:28,008 --> 00:28:29,008 She's cool... 473 00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:31,010 brave... 474 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,010 Mmm-hmm. 475 00:28:33,016 --> 00:28:35,996 She's the first person I've been with since my accident. 476 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,005 "Been with"? 477 00:28:37,014 --> 00:28:38,024 You mean... [makes robotic sound] 478 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,010 -[laughs] -Good for you. 479 00:28:42,010 --> 00:28:43,010 Yeah. 480 00:28:43,016 --> 00:28:44,996 So, what's she like? 481 00:28:45,004 --> 00:28:47,024 -Other than brave and cool. -She's great. 482 00:28:47,021 --> 00:28:50,021 -But she has a past. -Okay. 483 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,020 -And? -I don't know. 484 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:54,020 [sighs] I just... 485 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:56,010 I can't stop thinking about her. 486 00:28:56,016 --> 00:28:59,006 Every person in this room has a past 487 00:28:59,012 --> 00:29:01,002 that someone persecuted them for. 488 00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:02,015 She's not like me. 489 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,010 I mean, I'm Cyborg. 490 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:08,011 She's... She's a shock to my system. 491 00:29:10,018 --> 00:29:14,018 The Dannyzens and I have been out in the world for the past... month. 492 00:29:15,007 --> 00:29:17,007 And sadly... 493 00:29:17,008 --> 00:29:19,018 the world hasn't changed that much. 494 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:22,008 People still made jokes behind my back... 495 00:29:22,007 --> 00:29:24,007 and to my face. 496 00:29:24,016 --> 00:29:29,006 My trans-sisters are still being murdered. 497 00:29:29,008 --> 00:29:34,008 Human beings are cruel to people that are different from them. 498 00:29:34,013 --> 00:29:38,003 -Yeah, out there I had to read a motherfucker. -[laughs] 499 00:29:38,004 --> 00:29:41,004 He was screaming at me, calling me all kinds of freak. 500 00:29:41,017 --> 00:29:43,007 I let him know... 501 00:29:43,011 --> 00:29:46,001 he hated the fact that I was human, 502 00:29:46,003 --> 00:29:47,013 just like him. 503 00:29:48,023 --> 00:29:51,003 That's what disturbed him. 504 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:54,006 That we somehow breathe the same air 505 00:29:54,014 --> 00:29:56,024 and walk the same streets. 506 00:29:58,012 --> 00:30:01,012 So much self-hatred out there. 507 00:30:01,014 --> 00:30:04,014 And people turn that hatred on anyone who doesn't look, 508 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,011 or act like them. 509 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,995 Life is short, Vic. 510 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:16,000 Go where you feel love. 511 00:30:16,004 --> 00:30:18,014 And if that love's consistent... 512 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:20,018 stay. 513 00:30:23,016 --> 00:30:25,006 Come on. 514 00:30:25,010 --> 00:30:27,000 Live in the spirit of Danny. 515 00:30:27,004 --> 00:30:29,014 [club music playing] 516 00:30:34,021 --> 00:30:37,011 Just a robot, doing the robot. 517 00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:44,009 Okay. Okay, it's all good. 518 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:48,010 I am high as fuck! And you are a dancing shadow 519 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:50,013 with a weird thingy on your head. 520 00:30:50,009 --> 00:30:52,009 It's all good. It's all good. 521 00:30:56,015 --> 00:30:58,995 [moaning loudly] 522 00:31:02,013 --> 00:31:04,013 -[Rita's voice] Now, now, Rita. -[gasps] 523 00:31:04,011 --> 00:31:06,021 Ladies sit still. 524 00:31:10,011 --> 00:31:15,011 -Mr. Parker, the producer, is coming here tonight? -Mmm. 525 00:31:15,011 --> 00:31:17,011 Does that mean I got the part? 526 00:31:17,012 --> 00:31:19,012 Not yet... 527 00:31:19,008 --> 00:31:20,018 but I'll get you that part. 528 00:31:21,001 --> 00:31:24,011 Uh, Mommy, I can do it. 529 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,022 What do you want me to do? 530 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:28,000 I can do a little show, dance, sing. 531 00:31:28,002 --> 00:31:29,012 [knocking on the door] 532 00:31:31,004 --> 00:31:33,014 Darling, please... 533 00:31:33,009 --> 00:31:35,019 You have other talents. 534 00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:38,023 Focus on those, okay? 535 00:31:39,015 --> 00:31:40,015 Okay. 536 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,010 [woman] Go on. 537 00:31:42,012 --> 00:31:43,022 Get to bed. 538 00:32:08,023 --> 00:32:10,013 [man moaning] 539 00:32:13,022 --> 00:32:16,012 [club music playing] 540 00:32:28,005 --> 00:32:30,005 Are you sure I should be seeing this? 541 00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:32,003 [Candlemaker] No bedtime. 542 00:32:32,022 --> 00:32:35,022 Stay. 543 00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:39,012 Father always said, "Nothing good happens after bedtime." 544 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:45,024 Lar-Bear! You and I... 545 00:32:46,001 --> 00:32:49,001 -we don't hug enough. -[sighs] 546 00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:50,022 So, why aren't you at the party? 547 00:32:50,018 --> 00:32:53,018 Look, I'm not exactly in a party mood. 548 00:32:53,021 --> 00:32:55,011 Do you want drugs? Cheap-ass drugs. 549 00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:59,004 No. I'm sure I'd find a way to ruin that for myself, too. 550 00:32:59,003 --> 00:33:01,003 You gotta do something, though. 551 00:33:01,002 --> 00:33:02,022 Right? 552 00:33:02,018 --> 00:33:04,008 -You can't just sit here. -What do you want me to do, Cliff? 553 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,996 Dance? Get wrecked? 554 00:33:09,018 --> 00:33:11,018 I was supposed to go to outer space. 555 00:33:13,001 --> 00:33:15,021 I was supposed to be a goddamn father. 556 00:33:15,019 --> 00:33:19,009 I couldn't do a single thing that I was supposed to do. 557 00:33:20,016 --> 00:33:22,016 What the hell am I supposed to do after that? 558 00:33:22,022 --> 00:33:25,012 Look, I get it. I totally get it. 559 00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:26,010 You saw your kid, 560 00:33:26,013 --> 00:33:28,013 it fucked you up. Mine did, too. 561 00:33:28,016 --> 00:33:31,996 That's what kids do, they fuck up your entire life. 562 00:33:32,006 --> 00:33:34,006 No... They don't. 563 00:33:34,015 --> 00:33:36,015 We are the ones who fuck everything up. 564 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,017 Our kids just end up paying for it. 565 00:33:48,023 --> 00:33:51,013 [woman] I'm missing my kid's science fair for this? 566 00:33:51,011 --> 00:33:54,021 [man] Hey, HQ says we go, we gotta go. 567 00:33:54,019 --> 00:33:55,999 Talk to me, Cuddles. 568 00:33:58,007 --> 00:34:00,007 These readings are off the charts. 569 00:34:00,015 --> 00:34:03,005 I need a no bullshit assessment. 570 00:34:03,012 --> 00:34:07,022 Are we talking potential worldwide sextinction here? 571 00:34:11,023 --> 00:34:13,013 Let's get it on. 572 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,008 [dance music continues] 573 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,020 Excuse me. 574 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:33,010 That is quite enough of that. 575 00:34:33,013 --> 00:34:34,023 [music stops abruptly] 576 00:34:34,022 --> 00:34:36,022 All right. 577 00:34:36,021 --> 00:34:39,021 Everyone take three steps back and keep your hands where we can see 'em. 578 00:34:39,018 --> 00:34:41,008 What the hell are you? 579 00:34:41,009 --> 00:34:44,009 Baby, we are the Sex Men. 580 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,017 I'm Kiss, she's Torture. 581 00:34:49,001 --> 00:34:52,011 And we're here to save the world from a paranormal sexual event. 582 00:34:52,016 --> 00:34:54,006 I have so many questions. 583 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:55,019 No time for that, ma'am. 584 00:34:55,022 --> 00:34:58,002 You're all in serious danger. 585 00:34:58,003 --> 00:35:00,013 If you need comfort, talk to Cuddles. 586 00:35:00,011 --> 00:35:03,011 He's outside in our mobile emission control center. 587 00:35:03,012 --> 00:35:04,022 The Sex Machine. 588 00:35:07,009 --> 00:35:08,009 Okay, enough. 589 00:35:08,015 --> 00:35:10,005 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't be a hero, son. 590 00:35:10,012 --> 00:35:11,022 If you cock-block us, 591 00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:13,009 you'll end up fucking the entire world. 592 00:35:13,015 --> 00:35:16,005 Lieutenant Kiss, Lieutenant Torture... 593 00:35:16,008 --> 00:35:18,018 I never thought I'd see the Sex Men at my door. 594 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,020 Wish it were under better circumstances, Dr. Caulder. 595 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,018 Uh, hold up. You know these clowns? 596 00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:26,011 Consider yourself lucky you don't. 597 00:35:26,009 --> 00:35:29,009 Now, how may we be of assistance? 598 00:35:29,014 --> 00:35:31,014 -[beeping] -Earlier this evening 599 00:35:31,016 --> 00:35:35,016 our scanners picked up a powerful and sustained spike in hypersexual energy. 600 00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:38,997 -Here? Are you absolutely sure? -I'm afraid so. 601 00:35:39,002 --> 00:35:40,012 Who the fuck are these guys? 602 00:35:40,011 --> 00:35:42,011 Did someone order strippers for Danny? 603 00:35:42,013 --> 00:35:44,023 Sexual energy itself isn't harmful. 604 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,000 But readings this high attract a very dangerous sort of creature. 605 00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:50,012 What kinda creature? 606 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,996 Sex demon. 607 00:35:53,006 --> 00:35:56,006 A perverted poltergeist with a periscope atop its head. 608 00:35:56,014 --> 00:35:57,024 Goes by the name... 609 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,010 Shadowy Mister Evans. 610 00:35:59,013 --> 00:36:01,023 Hey, yo! I know that guy. 611 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:04,000 I fuckin' danced with that guy. 612 00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:06,011 Holy fuck! 613 00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:08,017 I danced with a sex demon? 614 00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:09,017 God damn it! 615 00:36:10,015 --> 00:36:12,005 He's already here. 616 00:36:12,008 --> 00:36:15,008 [people talking indistinctly] 617 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:25,014 Come on, everyone, we need to keep the party going. 618 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:27,020 Danny needs us. 619 00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:29,019 [club music playing softly] 620 00:36:31,016 --> 00:36:33,996 [Candlemaker] No more prison. 621 00:36:34,003 --> 00:36:35,003 What? 622 00:36:37,008 --> 00:36:38,008 What does that mean? 623 00:36:38,016 --> 00:36:42,996 [Candlemaker] No... more... prison. 624 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:47,020 [beeping] 625 00:36:49,022 --> 00:36:51,002 [beeping speeds up] 626 00:36:51,004 --> 00:36:53,004 [Kiss] Stay frosty, we're close. 627 00:36:59,002 --> 00:37:00,022 [moaning] 628 00:37:01,017 --> 00:37:04,007 [moaning gets louder] 629 00:37:06,002 --> 00:37:08,012 What the fuck! 630 00:37:08,012 --> 00:37:09,012 We're too late. 631 00:37:10,018 --> 00:37:11,998 Sex ghosts. 632 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:16,013 The two of you on the right, go back to the party. 633 00:37:16,008 --> 00:37:17,008 We need to do everything we can 634 00:37:17,015 --> 00:37:19,005 to dial down the erotic amplification. 635 00:37:19,007 --> 00:37:20,007 Hold up. 636 00:37:20,022 --> 00:37:22,002 I'm Cyborg. 637 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:23,006 Listen to them, Vic, they are the sexperts. 638 00:37:23,016 --> 00:37:25,006 [Torture] The rest of you get behind us. 639 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:28,019 And do not make eye contact with any of the sex ghosts. 640 00:37:29,001 --> 00:37:30,011 I know I'm going to hell, 641 00:37:30,008 --> 00:37:31,998 but the sex ghosts are hot! 642 00:37:32,004 --> 00:37:33,014 Shut up, Cliff. 643 00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:36,020 I don't know what you're up to... 644 00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:39,021 but I won't have any of it. 645 00:37:39,017 --> 00:37:42,017 You've always hated Danny from the moment we met them. 646 00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:44,021 [Candlemaker] Danny prison. 647 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,020 Danny's my friend. 648 00:37:48,012 --> 00:37:50,012 And I'm not listening to you anymore. 649 00:37:50,013 --> 00:37:52,013 [Candlemaker] Danny prison. 650 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:55,010 Danny get better, Dorothy go back to prison. 651 00:37:55,016 --> 00:37:58,016 -Stop. -[Candlemaker] Dorothy grown-up. 652 00:37:58,021 --> 00:38:01,011 Dorothy be free. 653 00:38:15,011 --> 00:38:16,021 [door opens] 654 00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:21,996 -Who are you? -You're Cuddles. 655 00:38:22,005 --> 00:38:23,005 Is that your real name? 656 00:38:23,016 --> 00:38:25,016 It's not my name, it's... It's a call sign. 657 00:38:25,017 --> 00:38:27,017 A call sign you chose. 658 00:38:27,017 --> 00:38:28,997 I mean... 659 00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:31,002 I guess. It was either, "Cuddles" or "Handstuff." 660 00:38:31,006 --> 00:38:34,016 Cuddles was the name of a stuffed porcupine you had as a boy. 661 00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:38,002 At 12, Cuddles supplied you with your first orgasm. 662 00:38:38,004 --> 00:38:40,024 You didn't even know what masturbation was at the time. 663 00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:42,011 Bit of a late bloomer. 664 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:43,017 You just began rubbing your member 665 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,010 against his cotton quills and-- 666 00:38:45,011 --> 00:38:49,011 God, Jesus! Stop! I... 667 00:38:49,015 --> 00:38:52,995 I don't have time for this. If I don't do my job, the world is gonna end. 668 00:38:54,010 --> 00:38:56,020 What exactly does that mean? 669 00:38:56,017 --> 00:38:57,997 "The end of the world"? 670 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:00,000 The death of sex. 671 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,004 Do you understand what's going on in there? 672 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,016 That sex demon is a vessel. 673 00:39:04,017 --> 00:39:06,007 When it absorbs enough sexual energy, 674 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:09,002 it'll give birth to something even worse. 675 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:11,018 A baby. 676 00:39:11,022 --> 00:39:14,022 Yes, the symbolism is palpable-- 677 00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:16,011 I'm not kidding! 678 00:39:16,007 --> 00:39:20,007 If that baby cries... [stammers] It's all over. 679 00:39:20,015 --> 00:39:24,005 The world will become an adults-only, X-rated, hedonistic hellscape. 680 00:39:24,011 --> 00:39:28,011 Every child on the planet will cease to exist. 681 00:39:28,012 --> 00:39:31,022 Tonight, the fate of the world lies in the hands... 682 00:39:31,021 --> 00:39:33,011 of the Sex Men. 683 00:39:34,021 --> 00:39:35,021 Ahhh! 684 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:38,010 [panting] 685 00:39:38,011 --> 00:39:41,001 What the fuck did you just say? 686 00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:44,013 -Uh... uh... [gulps] -What's gonna happen to the kids? 687 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:47,018 Every child, gone. 688 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,020 Poof... 689 00:39:52,011 --> 00:39:53,021 "Poof"? 690 00:39:55,010 --> 00:39:57,020 [screaming] 691 00:39:59,001 --> 00:40:01,001 Are you fucking kidding me? 692 00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,000 [continues screaming] 693 00:40:07,022 --> 00:40:08,022 Danny? 694 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,020 I need you to talk to me like an adult. 695 00:40:14,019 --> 00:40:16,019 Not like a child. 696 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,020 There's no time for that now. 697 00:40:23,017 --> 00:40:25,997 Were you truly my friend... 698 00:40:27,014 --> 00:40:29,014 or were you my prison? 699 00:40:45,005 --> 00:40:47,995 [Candlemaker] Dorothy sees truth. 700 00:40:49,016 --> 00:40:50,016 Yes. 701 00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:54,009 I think I do now. 702 00:41:08,008 --> 00:41:09,008 Go! 703 00:41:12,018 --> 00:41:15,018 [moaning] 704 00:41:23,009 --> 00:41:24,999 What the fuck! 705 00:41:25,005 --> 00:41:26,015 What's happening? 706 00:41:27,001 --> 00:41:28,021 I can't move! 707 00:41:29,012 --> 00:41:30,022 I'm going in. 708 00:41:32,007 --> 00:41:34,017 Ahhh! Ahhh! 709 00:41:36,006 --> 00:41:38,006 Think of potatoes. 710 00:41:38,009 --> 00:41:41,019 [struggling] Okay. 711 00:41:42,001 --> 00:41:44,021 Lieutenant Kiss, take my hand! 712 00:41:51,002 --> 00:41:52,022 Whoa! 713 00:41:52,023 --> 00:41:55,003 No, here comes the baby! 714 00:42:01,005 --> 00:42:03,005 [groaning] 715 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:10,013 [moaning] 716 00:42:10,008 --> 00:42:12,998 I have no fucking clue what's happening right now! 717 00:42:13,003 --> 00:42:15,013 And I really mean that this time. 718 00:42:15,009 --> 00:42:18,009 If that baby cries, it's the end of the world. 719 00:42:32,018 --> 00:42:34,998 Cliff, you have to go in there. 720 00:42:35,003 --> 00:42:37,013 You're the only one of us that can't orgasm. 721 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,003 A, I'm fucking high, 722 00:42:39,006 --> 00:42:41,996 B, you just totally embarrassed me in front of the Sex Men. 723 00:42:42,002 --> 00:42:44,022 C, you want me to kill a fucking baby? 724 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,000 Fuck, no! 725 00:42:49,004 --> 00:42:52,014 [screaming and groaning] 726 00:42:56,011 --> 00:42:59,011 No! Don't let it cry! 727 00:43:13,018 --> 00:43:14,998 [Candlemaker] Do it. 728 00:43:15,019 --> 00:43:18,009 Dorothy, be free. 729 00:43:19,002 --> 00:43:20,002 Dorothy? 730 00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:22,021 [crying] 731 00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:24,997 I don't know what to do, Danny. 732 00:43:29,013 --> 00:43:32,013 [tearfully] I can't go back. 733 00:43:40,009 --> 00:43:42,009 [crying] 734 00:43:47,010 --> 00:43:49,010 Shh! 735 00:43:55,017 --> 00:43:57,997 Shh! 736 00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:01,000 [screams] 737 00:44:04,007 --> 00:44:05,017 [groaning] 738 00:44:12,014 --> 00:44:13,014 [gasps] 739 00:44:21,016 --> 00:44:23,006 [woman and man moaning] 740 00:44:39,005 --> 00:44:40,005 We'll take it from here. 741 00:44:41,019 --> 00:44:43,009 [moaning continues] 742 00:44:47,008 --> 00:44:50,008 [soft indistinct chatter] 743 00:44:57,003 --> 00:45:01,003 It's, uh, good that you saw your block. 744 00:45:01,003 --> 00:45:03,003 Now you can... deal with it. 745 00:45:04,014 --> 00:45:06,014 I don't know what you're talking about. 746 00:45:06,015 --> 00:45:09,005 I... didn't see a thing. 747 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,007 [both laugh] 748 00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:14,017 Anyway, um... be well, Rita. 749 00:45:15,019 --> 00:45:17,019 And you, Flex. 750 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:22,010 -Remember, nose to the dot. -[laughs] 751 00:45:22,008 --> 00:45:26,008 Who's the hero? Hammerhead's the hero! 752 00:45:26,012 --> 00:45:28,012 Chill out, douche-knuckle. 753 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:29,020 I was protecting the girl. 754 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:32,007 Felt pretty good, right, saving the day? 755 00:45:32,009 --> 00:45:33,009 Are you fucking high? 756 00:45:33,012 --> 00:45:34,022 Are you fucking ready for a hug? 757 00:45:35,001 --> 00:45:37,021 -Do not. -We can hug, or we can Eskimo kiss. 758 00:45:37,019 --> 00:45:39,009 -No. -Comin' in for the hug. 759 00:45:39,012 --> 00:45:40,012 Comin' in. 760 00:45:40,010 --> 00:45:41,020 -Fuck! -[groans] 761 00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:44,000 Okay, Jane. [inhales] 762 00:45:44,004 --> 00:45:45,014 You win. 763 00:45:45,009 --> 00:45:48,009 I'm so fucking high! 764 00:45:49,015 --> 00:45:50,005 [groans] 765 00:45:59,005 --> 00:46:00,995 Seems you're on the mend, Danny. 766 00:46:01,023 --> 00:46:03,003 [Danny beeps] 767 00:46:03,005 --> 00:46:05,015 After several failed alternatives... 768 00:46:05,022 --> 00:46:08,022 Oh, it'll be a comfort to know you'll be back. 769 00:46:08,017 --> 00:46:09,017 [Danny beeps] 770 00:46:11,003 --> 00:46:12,023 She was safe there. 771 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:15,010 The world was safe with her there. 772 00:46:15,011 --> 00:46:16,011 [Danny beeps] 773 00:46:18,003 --> 00:46:19,023 She was not! 774 00:46:20,001 --> 00:46:22,001 I think, as her father, I should know! 775 00:46:22,006 --> 00:46:23,006 [Danny beeps] 776 00:46:30,005 --> 00:46:30,995 [sighs] 777 00:46:32,003 --> 00:46:33,013 Attention, everyone, 778 00:46:33,015 --> 00:46:34,015 Attention. 779 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:36,010 Gather around. 780 00:46:36,007 --> 00:46:37,007 Come on. 781 00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:43,017 Allow me to reintroduce you to our beloved Danny. 782 00:46:45,008 --> 00:46:48,008 [all exclaiming] 783 00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:51,013 I don't get it. 784 00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:52,020 Don't judge, teapot. 785 00:46:52,023 --> 00:46:56,023 A tire is just the beginning of Danny's new journey. 786 00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:58,010 [honks] 787 00:46:59,021 --> 00:47:03,011 Uh, Danny, some of the Dannyzens have been asking... 788 00:47:04,014 --> 00:47:05,024 can we come along? 789 00:47:15,011 --> 00:47:17,011 -"Yes." -[all sighing] 790 00:47:17,012 --> 00:47:19,022 "I wouldn't do this without you. 791 00:47:19,018 --> 00:47:23,998 Your strength to live, who you truly are teaches me. 792 00:47:24,002 --> 00:47:26,022 The world needs our open hearts and minds, 793 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000 so people like us don't have to suffer and live in fear. 794 00:47:31,002 --> 00:47:35,012 Let's spread our message far and wide. 795 00:47:35,009 --> 00:47:38,999 There are people looking for someone to hold their hand. 796 00:47:39,005 --> 00:47:42,005 Let's breathe life into the misfits, 797 00:47:42,013 --> 00:47:44,013 the forgotten ones... 798 00:47:44,015 --> 00:47:46,015 the outsiders." 799 00:47:48,002 --> 00:47:50,002 -Oh. -[laughs] 800 00:47:50,005 --> 00:47:51,005 Everyone... 801 00:47:56,012 --> 00:47:58,002 We're ready, Danny. 802 00:47:59,011 --> 00:48:00,021 [Danny beeps] 803 00:48:09,009 --> 00:48:12,019 So, they're not gonna help clean up the house? 804 00:48:28,018 --> 00:48:30,998 We've been standing here for like, five minutes, man. 805 00:48:31,004 --> 00:48:34,014 -Can I get a grilled cheese? -Oh, yeah. Sorry. 806 00:48:38,016 --> 00:48:41,016 Hey, what made you go to Detroit? 807 00:48:45,010 --> 00:48:48,010 I got tired of letting my trauma run my life. 808 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:49,011 Wanted to heal. 809 00:48:51,005 --> 00:48:53,005 You don't think you can heal here? 810 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Can you? 811 00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:03,011 Grid, check for any new text messages. 812 00:49:11,001 --> 00:49:12,001 Are you back? 813 00:49:12,016 --> 00:49:13,996 Yeah... 814 00:49:14,003 --> 00:49:15,023 and wondering why. 815 00:49:16,016 --> 00:49:18,006 And are you back, Jane? 816 00:49:20,002 --> 00:49:21,002 For now. 817 00:49:24,023 --> 00:49:27,013 Is anyone gonna say anything about the fact 818 00:49:27,013 --> 00:49:30,013 that Rita's G-spot almost ended the fucking world? 819 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:39,010 You should really, really, really be in bed. 820 00:49:41,014 --> 00:49:44,004 -Rita? -Hmm? 821 00:49:45,018 --> 00:49:47,018 Did you mean what you said? 822 00:49:50,006 --> 00:49:51,016 Am I beautiful? 823 00:49:53,013 --> 00:49:55,023 Darling, please. 824 00:49:55,018 --> 00:49:59,018 You have other talents. Focus on those. 825 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,995 I don't want to grow up. 826 00:50:15,019 --> 00:50:16,999 Candlemaker? 827 00:50:18,002 --> 00:50:20,012 [Candlemaker] Don't talk to me. 828 00:50:20,007 --> 00:50:23,017 Talk to your little girl friends. 53718

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