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- Ooh! Come here.
Come here, come here, come here.
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You got to see this.
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I'm about to give
Captain Holt his gift.
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- Oh, did he lift
his "no gift" policy?
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- No, he didn't.
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But I figured out a way
to buy him something
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and trick him
into accepting it.
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- You are bad.
- I know, right?
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Oh, wait.
You're making fun of me.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I don't care.
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He would never open a gift,
right?
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But what if his gift
didn't look like a gift?
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- He would open it?
- Exactly!
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I left it in a cardboard box
on his desk.
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There's no card,
just the words "Open now,"
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which I wrote with my wrong hand
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so he wouldn't recognize
my handwriting.
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Captain.
- Santiago. Peralta.
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- Sir.
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So just to recap,
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you left an unmarked package
on a police captain's desk
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on a random Monday,
with a suspicious message
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written on it that looked like
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it was scrawled
by a crazy person.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Bomb! There's a bomb!
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Everyone out!
Let's go, let's go!
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[alarm blares]
This is not a drill!
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Let's go!
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- Great gift, babe.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com
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- Ho, ho, ho, Jake.
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Special delivery
from Santa's elf.
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Merry Christmas.
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- Ah.
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[gasps]
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- Heart Attack soda.
- Holy crap! I love this stuff!
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You know, technically,
it's just carbonated fudge.
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- I know.
- I thought they banned it.
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- Not in Syria.
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They use it to induce labor
in goats.
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And your real present
arrives tomorrow.
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- There's more?
Charles, this is too much.
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- Nonsense!
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It was just a lot of time
and a lot of money.
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- Oh.
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Gina!
I screwed up.
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I forgot to get
Charles anything.
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- Oh, well, I always knew
he would die of sadness.
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- I'm such a selfish jerk.
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I was just so focused
on Amy's gift
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that I completely spaced.
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His present to me was
so personal.
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All right, think.
What does Charles love?
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Gross food, tan pants,
"MasterChef Junior."
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Ooh, I could call up
one of those kids
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and offer them a free trip
to New York.
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- I wouldn't do that.
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- Right, 'cause I'm a stranger,
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and I shouldn't be luring them
out of state.
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Good call.
- Jake, just go to Goodwin's.
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They're open late,
and they have everything.
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- Right. Smart.
Please come with me.
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Please, I need help
picking something out.
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Please, Gina?
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I'll take a pic of Terry
in the locker room for you.
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- No towel, with his foot up
on the bench.
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- Towel on, still wet
from the shower.
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- I'm in.
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- Hey, guys.
What's up?
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both: Nothing.
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- Diaz, are we still on
for the Polar Bear Swim tonight?
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- It's either that or go
caroling with my family,
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so, yeah.
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I'd rather walk into
the freezing ocean.
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- Wait, what?
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You guys are doing
the polar swim?
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Why didn't you ask me?
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- Oh, we didn't think
you'd be interested.
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- Yeah, you're always cold.
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You brought a blanket
to a Mets game in mid-July.
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- [scoffs] This one thinks
July 18th is mid-July.
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You guys think I'm some kind
of wimp, but I'm not.
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I am tough, and I'm strong,
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and I love to splash around
in chilly water.
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- It's not chilly,
it's as cold
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as the waters of Cocytus,
the frozen lake of hell.
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- I'll see you there.
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I can't wait to dunk my junk.
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- [groans]
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- Okay, gang.
I'm out.
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I'll be back on the 27th.
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I've got two days
of family time.
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Do not attempt to contact me.
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I do not want a repeat
of last year
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when Scully called me 50 times
on Christmas morning.
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- No.
I called you once.
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My butt called the other 49.
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- Yeah, well, my brother-in-law
Zeke was real judgy
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about how much
my phone was buzzing.
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[phone vibrates and rings]
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- Somebody's got
a lot of business to tend to.
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Who are you?
Barbara Corcoran?
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- He didn't even make me
one of the good sharks.
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I'm clearly Lori.
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Nobody call me.
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- Gina!
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It's our first annual
Boyle-Linetti Christmas.
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Are you excited about going
to town on Daddy's nog?
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- Christmas is cancelled.
Charles ruined it.
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I'm gonna be a little late.
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I got to help Jake
do some shopping.
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- Oh, last-minute gifts.
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Ooh, who didn't make the cut?
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Tell me, Jake, who's the poor
sack at the bottom of your list?
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- Actually, Amy.
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- Amy? Oof! That's bad.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Just give her
whatever you got me.
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- Really?
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But then I wouldn't have
a gift for you.
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Would you be cool with that?
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- No, that would eviscerate me.
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I'll get my coat.
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I'm gonna help you
find something for her.
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- Oh, that's not necessary.
- Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, Jake.
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- Also not necessary
to touch my face.
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- It's Christmas.
A time for friendship.
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- Damn it.
All right.
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I guess you'll just
have to distract him
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when we get to the store.
- On it.
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I'll take him to housewares
and I'll ask him
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the difference between a skillet
and a frying pan.
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That'll buy you six hours.
- Perfect.
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Gina, you just saved Christmas.
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- It's what I do.
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Every damn year.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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- Wait! No, no, no, no, no!
Don't lock the door!
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I just need to buy one thing.
I'll be so fast,
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I won't even pay!
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How did that not work?
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- Hey, there's still
people in there.
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They're not closed.
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- First time at a retail store,
Oliver Twist?
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They lock the doors,
but if you're still inside,
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you get an extra 15 minutes
to finish up.
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- Oh, perfect, so we should just
try and sneak in
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an entrance through the back.
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Boyle, you'll have to stay here.
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It's too dangerous.
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- No way I let you take
that risk alone.
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- Damn it, you are loyal.
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Shall we?
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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Ohh!
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♪ ♪
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- Whereas, with the skillet,
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the approach to fish skin
is completely different.
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- Uh-huh.
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- And your spatula technique
is completely intuitive.
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- Please, tell me more.
- Okay. I got it.
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They're closing.
Let's go.
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- Oh, let's take a peep
at that purchase.
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- Cologne?
- Uh, it's perfume.
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For a lady. Woman.
- It's called "Canyon Stank."
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It's got a man riding
a burro on it.
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- Oh, does it? I didn't notice.
I just like the way it smelled.
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- I wear this cologne, Jake.
I'm a Stank man.
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- Um, I don't know,
maybe just subconsciously
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I wanted Amy
to smell more like you.
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- Okay, little creepy, bud.
Coming on real strong.
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- Wow, the tables
have really turned.
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[glass shatters]
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- Shut up!
Keep walking!
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- Shoot!
The store is being robbed!
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Come here.
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♪ ♪
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All right, just slowly back up.
There's a door behind us.
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We just have to get outside
and call the Nine-Nine.
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Go.
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- Just head for the vault. We're good.
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♪ ♪
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- Lock 'em up!
- They're sealing the exits.
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- Oh, my God.
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It's real life "Die Hard."
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I mean, "Oh, no! Crime."
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[suspenseful music]
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- They've taken
all the security guards.
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I left my gun in my locker.
Are you carrying?
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- No, mine's at work.
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Boyle Christmas charades
can get pretty competitive
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and it's best not
to have firearms around.
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- We don't need guns.
I have a lighter, okay?
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We get some hairspray,
make some flamethrowers.
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Let's fry these bitches.
- No one is frying any bitches.
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Charles, did you call this
into dispatch?
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- Yes, but I can't get in touch
with anyone from the Nine-Nine.
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- Right--Amy, Rosa, and Holt are
having the time of their lives
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splashing around
in the freezing, filthy ocean.
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I'll try Terry.
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- Thank you for
this amazing year.
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Thank you for the food
in front of us.
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[phone vibrates and rings]
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And my family, which is
my number one priority.
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Much more than...phones.
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- Just take the call,
Barbara Corcoran.
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- This better be an emergency.
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There better be a gun
to your head.
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- Charles, Gina, and I
are in a hostage situation.
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- Oh, God, I shouldn't have said
the gun thing.
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Terry regrets the way
he answered the phone.
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- We're at Goodwin's.
There are multiple gunmen.
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They've blocked all the exits,
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they've taken
the security guards hostage,
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and we're looking
for a place to hide.
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It's awesome.
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- Awesome?
- Awesomely serious.
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I am not enjoying this,
no matter how much it is
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100% my favorite movie
come to life.
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- The important thing
is keep Gina safe.
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You have a civilian with you.
I'm on the way.
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- Cool. Oh!
Also bring a pic of yourself
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in a towel
coming out of the shower.
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Can't explain why, okay? Gotta go, bye.
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- There's a serious situation
going down
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they need my help with.
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- Did one of your detectives
lose his head up his own butt?
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- You don't even
have a job, Zeke!
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You know what, I'm not supposed
to be bringing this up,
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but I'm bringing it up!
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I'm sick of hearing
you got things brewing.
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You ask me, the only thing
you got brewing is a pot of BS!
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Kids, I love you.
Sharon, you are perfect.
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Zeke, get a job!
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♪ ♪
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[men shouting indistinctly]
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♪ ♪
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- Okay, we should be safe
in here.
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This place looks good.
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- Good?
It's great!
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Santa's chair.
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- All right,
ESU's on their way.
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Our top priority
is keeping Gina safe.
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- Keeping me safe?
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I'm gonna help you
take these guys down.
248
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[mimics hairspray can hissing]
249
00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:42,254
- No, you're not doing
anything like that.
250
00:08:42,256 --> 00:08:43,622
You're not a cop.
251
00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,156
- I've watched what you do
for six years.
252
00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,158
It's not that difficult.
253
00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:49,159
"NYPD! You're under arrest!"
[blows raspberry]
254
00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,129
- That was clearly
an impression of Charles.
255
00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,266
But stay here with him
while I do some recon.
256
00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:55,934
- Wait, shouldn't we all
stick together?
257
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,769
- Someone has to asses
the situation, Boyle.
258
00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,871
Plus, we're trapped,
on Christmas,
259
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,574
with a bunch of bad guys
who are very likely German.
260
00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,175
This is my John McClane moment.
261
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:07,145
- Okay.
You're gonna need a tank top.
262
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,914
You can have mine.
- No need.
263
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,583
I snagged this on the way here.
- "Baby Grrl"?
264
00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,984
- Yeah, they didn't have
the best selection.
265
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,052
I'll probably
just skip the tank.
266
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,921
- Yeah.
- I will return.
267
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,856
- Okay.
Gina.
268
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,027
- You all right?
You look pretty cold.
269
00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,296
- I'm not. I'm actually hot.
[air horn blows]
270
00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,998
Hot, and ready to get
this super fun thing over with.
271
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,634
- First, a toast.
- Great. Let's drag this out.
272
00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,037
- To the sea.
- To the sea! Hear, hear!
273
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,171
- I wasn't done.
274
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,040
- Chill, Amy, let him finish
his ocean toast.
275
00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,308
- Thank you, Rosa.
276
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,777
I'm reminded
of a beloved Christmas Carol
277
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,879
by English poet
Christina Rossetti.
278
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:44,683
"In the bleak mid-winter,
frosty wind made moan,
279
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:48,186
Earth stood hard as iron,
water like a stone."
280
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,155
- Moan, stone, phone.
We get it.
281
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:53,024
Down the hatch.
Let's get this over with.
282
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,826
Gah!
283
00:09:54,828 --> 00:10:00,799
Weeeeeeeee!
284
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,168
Noooo!
285
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,603
Oh, my God!
286
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:09,040
[sirens wailing]
287
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,643
- Excuse me, Sergeant Jeffords
with the Nine-Nine.
288
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,612
I've got two detectives
and a civilian in there.
289
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,613
Who's in charge?
290
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,115
- I am, ding-dong.
291
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,051
- The Vulture?
- That's right. It's me.
292
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,053
In the flesh.
293
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,221
Happy Kwanzaa.
294
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,624
- Oh, man.
You can't say that.
295
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,229
♪ ♪
296
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:35,266
- All right, let's see
what we're dealing with.
297
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:39,304
I'll call you...Klaus.
298
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:44,175
♪ ♪
299
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,111
[glass shatters]
300
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,846
You will be Guenter.
301
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,782
With the little dots
over the U.
302
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:56,354
♪ ♪
303
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,089
Jurgen.
304
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,824
- Hey, Matt. Are you in position?
305
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,359
- I'm here.
306
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,929
- Oh, great,
the bad guy's name is Matt.
307
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,865
Hey, sorry that took so long.
308
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,433
Gina, you doing okay?
You scared?
309
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,368
- I'm scared you won't let me
make a flamethrower
310
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,736
and use it to throw flame.
311
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:12,937
- You're right.
I will not do that.
312
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,272
You're gonna stay here
and keep hiding.
313
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,907
Boyle and I are gonna
handle this.
314
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,976
Here's the situation.
12 terrorists, 1 cop.
315
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,077
Just the way he likes it.
316
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,429
- Who's he?
- Me!
317
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,780
- Why are you calling yourself
"He"?
318
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,214
- Because that's the tagline
from the "Die Hard" poster,
319
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,916
and also
my high school yearbook quote.
320
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,085
- Oh, I knew I recognized it.
Next time, lead with that.
321
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,087
- Right. Sorry.
Also, there aren't 12 of them.
322
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,056
There are seven, and they're not
terrorists, they're robbers.
323
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,091
They brought drilling equipment
to break into the safe.
324
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:36,161
- Okay, so it's really seven
robbers, two cops, and one Gina.
325
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,762
- Yes. Exactly.
- Yeah.
326
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,164
- Where's Gina?
327
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,066
- Gina?
328
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,967
- There she is.
She went for the hairspray.
329
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,470
She is incorrigible.
330
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,772
- Who are you? Come here.
- No!
331
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,208
- No, no, no, no.
Jake, they're taking Gina.
332
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,110
- Yeah, I know.
We're looking at the same thing.
333
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,381
- What?
They got Gina?
334
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,216
I told you to watch her!
- I know.
335
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,985
I am so sorry, but I promise
you, we will get her back.
336
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,120
- Oh, this is bad.
337
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,722
I got to report this
to the Vulture.
338
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,756
He's in charge.
339
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,091
- Ugh!
The Vulture?
340
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,460
I thought he was on his massage
tour of Southeast Asia.
341
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,928
- He's leaving tomorrow.
342
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,429
That's why he wants this over quickly.
343
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,164
He wants to storm the building.
- No!
344
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,266
No, no, no.
That is a bad idea.
345
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,885
Look, we still haven't
figured out
346
00:12:16,886 --> 00:12:18,503
where they're holding Gina
and the rest of the hostages.
347
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:19,971
If you guys come
busting in here,
348
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,773
things could go sideways
real fast.
349
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,441
- That's what I told him,
but then he just
350
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,843
repeated it back to me
in a lady's voice.
351
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,044
- Listen to me, Sarge.
352
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,912
Boyle and I can take these guys
out one by one
353
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,114
and no one will get hurt.
354
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,448
Just ask the Vulture to give me
some more time.
355
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,816
He'll be reasonable.
356
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,251
What am I talking about?
It's the Vulture.
357
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,154
Tell him Tila Tequila's doing
a free show in Central Park.
358
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,922
- Then how come Tila
just posted a selfie
359
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,924
from the Kid Rock show
in Daytona, bro?
360
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,259
Yeah, I follow her.
You know what?
361
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,861
I know what's going on here.
362
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,497
Jake wants to go solo, and he's
trying to steal my thunder.
363
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:48,066
- He's inside and he has eyes
on the situation.
364
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,769
- Look, I'm in command here.
Look around you.
365
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,771
I control all of this.
366
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,106
You see that guy behind you?
That sniper?
367
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,308
He'll shoot whoever
I tell him to.
368
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,309
Even you.
369
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,811
- No, I won't.
- Fine.
370
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,547
Then, uh, he'll sit
on any rooftop I tell him to.
371
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,983
Hey, go sit on
that rooftop, guy.
372
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,085
- Look, just give Jake
a chance.
373
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,254
If he fails, then you can
storm the building.
374
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,089
- I'll give him a chance
to sit on his little white butt
375
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,791
and wait for me
to come rescue him.
376
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,526
You tell him
that I'm Liam Neeson
377
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,095
and he's my hot,
dumb daughter.
378
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,863
- All right, we're outnumbered
and unarmed.
379
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,198
If we're gonna get Gina back,
we need weapons.
380
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,966
This place sells
hammers, wrenches--
381
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,168
- Do they sell plants?
382
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,804
Because some of that
potting soil is very toxic
383
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,038
if ingested in large quantities.
384
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,008
- So you want to feed
the bad guys a lot of soil?
385
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,109
- Force-feed 'em.
386
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,143
- Okay, that's a good option
387
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,511
that I will definitely consider.
388
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,181
Now, let's go out there
and gear our asses up.
389
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,416
both: Quietly.
390
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,451
["Slam" by Onyx]
391
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,588
- ♪ Slam, da duh duh, da duh duh ♪
392
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,190
♪ Make noise, b-boys ♪
393
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,936
- ♪ I'm the nitty, nasty, gritty smashing ♪
394
00:13:46,937 --> 00:13:48,681
♪ Never slow gassing ♪ - ♪ Fool ♪
395
00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:50,426
- ♪ Strictly swift blast of the raspy-rasp fashion ♪
396
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,931
♪ Hit between the eyes, I plan to vandalize ♪
397
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,166
♪ I supply the static, I run with the bad guys ♪
398
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,569
♪ The villains, crooks,highlighters and the fighters ♪
399
00:13:57,571 --> 00:14:00,305
♪ See the big black picture if you look inside of ♪
400
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,308
♪ ♪
401
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,276
- Ho ho ho?
402
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,412
- ♪ Slam, da duh duh ♪
- [grunting]
403
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,014
- ♪ Da duh duh, Let the boys be boys ♪
404
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,016
♪ Slam, da duh duh ♪
405
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,619
♪ Da duh duh, Make noise, b-boys ♪
406
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,055
♪ Slam, da duh duh ♪
- [grunts]
407
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,524
- ♪ Da duh duh, Let the boys be boys ♪
408
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,193
♪ Slam, da duh duh, da duh duh ♪
409
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,595
- Hey, Matt.
410
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,930
- Oof!
411
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,967
- That'll teach you to have
a dumb, normal name.
412
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,135
All right, where are you
holding the hostages?
413
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,370
- Oh, bet you'd
like to know, eh?
414
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,172
- Canadian?
No!
415
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,341
You're so clearly
supposed to be German.
416
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,343
Are any of you German?
both: Mm-mm.
417
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,377
- Russian?
both: Mm-mm.
418
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,879
- North Korean?
- Mm-mm.
419
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,080
- Greek?
- [mumbles]
420
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,448
- I don't trust the way
the Greeks dance.
421
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,582
- No one does.
422
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,251
- You there?
423
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,452
- Oh.
424
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,889
Uh, yeah, I was oot,
but now I'm back, eh?
425
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,423
- Meet me in the service corridor.
426
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,159
We've got a situation with the hostages.
427
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:58,463
- Okey dokey,
sorry to hear aboot that.
428
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,699
Service corridor.
429
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,934
- That was great, Jake.
- Thanks.
430
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,470
- Peralta just texted.
He knows where the hostages are.
431
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,005
He wants 15 more minutes.
432
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,473
- And I want
my lesbian neighbors
433
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,941
to be way hotter than they are,
434
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,377
but we can't always get
what we want, right?
435
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,178
I'm ordering that raid.
Hey!
436
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,281
Give that back to me.
Are you serious?
437
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,916
I will end your career.
438
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,284
You'll be out there
working as a model
439
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,219
because, well, you know,
you're shredded,
440
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,553
and I respect that.
441
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,022
Give me that walkie talkie,
now.
442
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,090
- Those are my people in there!
443
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,093
You are not gonna give
that order!
444
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,328
- Stand down.
- No.
445
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,263
- Stand down
or I'm gonna make you.
446
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,233
Hey, you turds,
get off the roofs and help me!
447
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,068
Get off your roofs!
448
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,470
- I can't do it.
I'm a wimp, just like you said.
449
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,339
- I didn't say that,
and I don't care if you go in.
450
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,175
- Be honest. You're judging me.
- I'm really not.
451
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,144
- I am, a bit.
452
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,246
No lies on Christmas.
453
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,282
Diaz, shall we?
454
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,357
- What?
Oh!
455
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,592
Oh.
Guys!
456
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:06,064
Captain? Rosa?
Oh, please hear me from land!
457
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,566
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no!
458
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,302
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
459
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,705
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh!
460
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,606
- Ahh!
Welcome to the frozen--
461
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,275
- Shut your dumb poem mouth!
462
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,743
I'm so sorry.
No, I'm not!
463
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,212
We have a crisis. We have to go.
Let's go.
464
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:24,048
Cold, cold, cold, cold,
cold, cold, cold.
465
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,051
[suspenseful music]
466
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:32,423
♪ ♪
467
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,359
- How are we gonna get past them
without a gunfight?
468
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,427
- I'll tell you how
John McClane would do it.
469
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,628
The vents.
470
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,264
- Ah, blast the AC,
they get chilly,
471
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,499
they leave to find sweaters.
472
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,134
- No, we're gonna
climb through them.
473
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,537
- Even better.
Classic use of vents.
474
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,006
- Yeah.
475
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,274
[nail clangs]
476
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,343
[indistinct radio chatter]
477
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,712
- I think we're good.
478
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,581
[metal clangs]
479
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,616
I don't think
we're good anymore.
480
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,685
- Who's there? Dave, is that you?
481
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,487
- What are we gonna do?
They know we're here.
482
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:06,357
- No, they know I'm here.
483
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,793
Quick, hide.
Go, go, go, go.
484
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,664
Hey, hosers.
It's me, Dave, eh?
485
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,533
[grunts]
Didn't work.
486
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,570
- Jake.
Jake! Jake!
487
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,439
- Ah!
- Are you okay?
488
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,640
- Oh, my head hurts.
489
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:26,210
Probably from being conked
on it.
490
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,080
How are you?
- I'm tied up. I'm scared.
491
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,116
This guy hasn't stopped farting
for the last hour.
492
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,152
- I keep telling you,
it's not me.
493
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,488
- Ramon, do you really want
your last words to be a lie?
494
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,590
- Those aren't gonna be your
last words, Ramon, all right?
495
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,259
We're all gonna be fine.
496
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,326
They're gonna drill
into the safe,
497
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,528
take the money, and then go.
498
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,129
- They don't need to drill
into the safe.
499
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,664
They had my ID.
They already have all the cash.
500
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,533
- What?
501
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,401
Then why'd they bring
all that heavy-duty equipment?
502
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,271
- So you're a cop.
503
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,440
- Ah.
- I hate cops.
504
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,542
They gave me this.
- Nice!
505
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,645
Finally, a good bad guy.
This dude gets it.
506
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:01,746
- Now I'm gonna kill you.
507
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,181
- Okay, you took it
a little too far.
508
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,348
Maybe scale it back a skosh.
509
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,717
- All set down here.
510
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,553
- Okay, start loading out.
511
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,155
I just have one piece
of business to take care of.
512
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:14,592
- You know, killing a man
is not as easy as it sounds.
513
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,827
- I've killed ten men.
514
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,395
- And that's such a nice,
round number.
515
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,729
Wouldn't you agree?
I mean, imagine.
516
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:22,867
"I've killed 11 people."
It just sounds so cumbersome.
517
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,102
[laughs nervously]
518
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,605
- [grunts]
- Ooh!
519
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,141
- Yippie kayak, other buckets!
520
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,809
- Boyle!
You did it!
521
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,878
And you completely botched
the catchphrase.
522
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,281
- I'm pretty sure it was right.
- No, but you did great.
523
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,717
Ahh.
524
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,852
- [grunts] All right.
525
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,153
- Look, we have to stop
the other robbers.
526
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,453
They're escaping with the merch.
527
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,555
- How?
528
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,290
Terry's got the place
surrounded.
529
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,292
- The drill.
It's not for the safe.
530
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,727
They're using it
to tunnel out of here.
531
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,779
And those farts
Gina kept smelling?
532
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,830
- Uh-huh. They were Ramon.
- No, it was sewage.
533
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,466
- And Ramon.
534
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,735
- We have to tell Terry they're
escaping through the sewers.
535
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,437
- What's a brother got to do
to get a wet wipe?
536
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,538
- Don't say that.
537
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,840
♪ ♪
538
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,143
- Merry Christmas.
- Ho ho ho.
539
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,494
- I'm starving.
540
00:19:06,495 --> 00:19:07,844
- "I'm starving"?
We had a thing going!
541
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:11,649
[dramatic music]
542
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,419
- Jake!
Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
543
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,687
- Wow, you were really worried
about me?
544
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,623
- Mm-hmm, also your face
is so warm,
545
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,391
and I think I have hypothermia.
546
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,263
- Sergeant, we need to talk.
547
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,665
- I'm not in trouble for what
I did to the Vulture, am I?
548
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,667
You think people will believe
he threw himself in the garbage?
549
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,801
- No.
550
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,570
But this was
a high-pressure situation,
551
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,938
and you rose to the occasion.
552
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,573
You may have
saved lives tonight.
553
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,807
- The squad is my family,
554
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,809
and I'll always protect
my family.
555
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:39,911
Except for Zeke.
556
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,679
That deadbeat giant
can fend for himself.
557
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,348
- There's a Lieutenant's exam
coming up,
558
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,716
and I think you should take it.
559
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,685
It's the next step
to becoming a Captain.
560
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,188
- I didn't do anything.
It was all Jake and Charles.
561
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,191
- Mm, spoken like
a true Captain.
562
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,292
Also, you are in trouble.
563
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,693
You're suspended one week.
564
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,629
But you've got a bright future.
565
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,865
But I'll need
your badge and gun.
566
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,400
- Hey, buddy.
567
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,302
I couldn't find the cologne
you wanted to give Amy,
568
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,971
but I did get
a Canyon Stank gift set.
569
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,241
It's all three stanks,
plus the body spray.
570
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,544
- Oh, wow. Thanks, Charles.
- Yeah.
571
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,647
- Look, I didn't forget
Amy's gift.
572
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,783
I forgot yours.
573
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,518
The Canyon Stank was for you.
574
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,454
- What?
Why didn't you just tell me?
575
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,822
Oh, because it would have
crushed my heart
576
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,923
and ruined our friendship.
577
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,725
Good call.
578
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,526
- Look, it sucks,
and I was selfish.
579
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,661
I should have gotten you
something better.
580
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,729
- You did.
581
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,864
You surrendered yourself
to keep me safe.
582
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,968
Not only that, you sacrificed
your John McClane moment.
583
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,670
It should have been you saying,
"Yippie kayak, other buckets!"
584
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,739
- Ah, I know you have
the moral high ground right now,
585
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,807
but it still makes me so angry.
586
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:43,841
- Eh.
587
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,611
- Anyways,
Merry Christmas, buddy.
588
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,745
- You too, buddy.
589
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,748
[rock music]
590
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,983
- Gina!
591
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:55,720
♪ ♪
592
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,721
- Hey, whoa, whoa!
593
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,623
Whoa! Hey!
594
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,657
Hey! Oh!
595
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,692
- [screams]
596
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,761
- [laughs]
- Whoa!
597
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,831
- It works!
The flamethrower works!
598
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,266
Yeah!
- No, Gina, no!
599
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,433
Gina, no!
600
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,901
- Somebody take her down!
601
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,903
- Fremulon.
602
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,739
- Not a doctor. - Shh.
602
00:21:15,305 --> 00:22:15,661
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