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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:07,333 Previously on Billions... 2 00:00:07,417 --> 00:00:09,208 He's a rich man. 3 00:00:09,291 --> 00:00:11,417 There always have been rumors as to the way he earned it. 4 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,917 You are willing to testify 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,458 Jock Jeffcoat profited along with his brother? 6 00:00:15,542 --> 00:00:16,417 I know he does. 7 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,000 We're doing a massive cap raise. 8 00:00:18,083 --> 00:00:20,208 Welcome to the new quant headquarters. 9 00:00:20,291 --> 00:00:21,750 He fired you. 10 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:24,542 I was fodder. Don't try to tell me different. 11 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:27,083 So, is it prison or start talking? 12 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:28,208 Let's do this. 13 00:00:28,291 --> 00:00:30,709 Who the hell gave you permission to talk to my son. 14 00:00:30,792 --> 00:00:32,166 Good thing is there's no paperwork. 15 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:34,250 Off the books. The Chuck Rhoades Special. 16 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,542 Your best friend sold you down the river for nothing. 17 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:39,029 I'm willing to pay you 30 million to tell the truth. 18 00:00:39,064 --> 00:00:41,709 But I sure as hell will testify about what Chuck Rhoades did. 19 00:00:41,744 --> 00:00:43,542 You sold out my relationship. 20 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:45,583 No, no. You did. 21 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:48,166 That's why you told me he was at your dinner. 22 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:56,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 23 00:01:29,554 --> 00:01:32,354 I can't believe you brought me here. 24 00:01:32,456 --> 00:01:35,190 Thank you. 25 00:01:35,292 --> 00:01:38,460 I was surprised to learn the viral videos so afflicted you. 26 00:01:38,563 --> 00:01:40,495 Oh. They don't... usually... 27 00:01:40,598 --> 00:01:42,130 but I mean... 28 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:43,999 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 29 00:01:44,101 --> 00:01:46,034 You know we could just order the tomahawk 30 00:01:46,135 --> 00:01:48,636 and have him do his whole thing here at the table. 31 00:01:50,054 --> 00:01:51,472 Uh, no. 32 00:01:51,575 --> 00:01:53,975 I'm all right looking at the eclipse through the cereal box. 33 00:01:56,512 --> 00:02:00,582 Ah, well, well, well. 34 00:02:00,684 --> 00:02:01,748 How'd it go? 35 00:02:02,952 --> 00:02:04,517 Bought you a present, 36 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,386 had it sent straight to the office. 37 00:02:06,488 --> 00:02:08,555 Well, I hope that's not all you've brought me. 38 00:02:08,657 --> 00:02:11,124 Texas is a bizarro world. 39 00:02:11,226 --> 00:02:13,594 Jock Jeffcoat's a pariah at Zabar's 40 00:02:13,696 --> 00:02:16,063 but he's the second coming on the 29th parallel. 41 00:02:16,164 --> 00:02:19,899 So you weren't able to substantiate what we know... 42 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:21,834 the brother, the cable company. 43 00:02:21,936 --> 00:02:24,604 We have embarked on a one-way mission here. 44 00:02:24,706 --> 00:02:28,240 We either get to the other side and line dance on Jock's grave 45 00:02:28,342 --> 00:02:31,477 or he will most assuredly be doing the Tush Push on ours. 46 00:02:31,579 --> 00:02:34,313 Anybody who knew anything wasn't willing to go on the record, 47 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:35,914 and anyone willing to go on the record 48 00:02:36,016 --> 00:02:37,849 didn't know anything. I'm sorry, Chuck. 49 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:41,252 You know what's printed above the Rhoades family crest: 50 00:02:41,354 --> 00:02:42,687 "Never say sorry. 51 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:44,756 "Make the other fella sorry first." 52 00:02:44,858 --> 00:02:46,658 Can you do that? 53 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,994 Will you do that? 54 00:02:49,096 --> 00:02:50,328 I will. 55 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,063 Reach out to people you feel dirty talking to, 56 00:02:53,165 --> 00:02:55,365 employ tactics you wouldn't confess even to a priest, 57 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:59,903 and find a way to crack someone inside the cable company. 58 00:03:00,006 --> 00:03:02,006 Because we cannot build a case 59 00:03:02,108 --> 00:03:04,742 on the word of a confessed liar like Cutler. 60 00:03:04,844 --> 00:03:05,909 Yeah. On it. 61 00:03:06,012 --> 00:03:07,177 Yep. 62 00:03:07,279 --> 00:03:10,346 ♪ Dream of you ♪ 63 00:03:10,448 --> 00:03:13,249 ♪ What a wicked thing to say ♪ 64 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:17,787 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 65 00:03:17,889 --> 00:03:18,855 Be right back. 66 00:03:18,957 --> 00:03:22,191 ♪ What a wicked thing to do ♪ 67 00:03:22,293 --> 00:03:23,359 Excuse me. 68 00:03:23,461 --> 00:03:25,862 ♪ To make me dream of you ♪ 69 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:28,830 ♪ And I ♪ 70 00:03:28,932 --> 00:03:31,432 ♪ Don't want to fall in love ♪ 71 00:03:32,953 --> 00:03:35,854 Well. Look at you, 72 00:03:35,956 --> 00:03:38,790 fat and happy, taking down the Cadillac of steaks. 73 00:03:40,227 --> 00:03:43,828 Well, you must have made a nasty nickel selling me out. 74 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:46,864 Fucking right I did. 75 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:48,799 Why didn't you come to me? 76 00:03:48,902 --> 00:03:50,200 You could have come to me. 77 00:03:50,302 --> 00:03:51,602 Ah. 78 00:03:53,372 --> 00:03:54,872 You're married. 79 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:58,776 To Taiga. 80 00:03:58,878 --> 00:04:01,177 Of course to Taiga. 81 00:04:01,279 --> 00:04:03,780 Who was the best man? 82 00:04:03,882 --> 00:04:05,448 There wasn't one. 83 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:07,050 - Come on. - Shapiro. 84 00:04:07,152 --> 00:04:09,686 Oh. Shit... Really? 85 00:04:09,788 --> 00:04:12,556 I'm sorry you could only to do it at 50 percent of my weddings. 86 00:04:13,433 --> 00:04:15,124 Wouldn't have made you Cal Ripken, but it would have been nice 87 00:04:15,226 --> 00:04:17,760 to keep the streak going. 88 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:19,762 I whopped you a good one. 89 00:04:19,864 --> 00:04:23,231 And you whopped me a good one. 90 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,700 I don't believe in even, 91 00:04:24,802 --> 00:04:27,937 but, uh, maybe, 92 00:04:28,039 --> 00:04:30,039 we're even. 93 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:31,440 Maybe we are. 94 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:34,276 So... where is your bride? 95 00:04:34,378 --> 00:04:36,077 Uh, Taiga's out of town. Visiting family. 96 00:04:36,179 --> 00:04:38,780 Hmm. So you're a bachelor for the evening. 97 00:04:38,882 --> 00:04:40,114 - Boys' night out. - Not quite. 98 00:04:40,216 --> 00:04:41,315 This is work. 99 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:43,985 That guy's on the board of... Doesn't matter. 100 00:04:44,087 --> 00:04:46,020 Just... I'm trying to impress him, build my book. 101 00:04:46,122 --> 00:04:47,288 Making it monsoon? 102 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,990 Just trying to keep my head above the flood waters. 103 00:04:49,092 --> 00:04:50,825 Taiga's expensive. 104 00:04:50,927 --> 00:04:53,193 She decided to start a Yoga empire. 105 00:04:53,295 --> 00:04:54,494 SoulCycle, but... 106 00:04:54,597 --> 00:04:56,964 Mm. For yoga. Mm. 107 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:59,199 And of course you supported her. 108 00:04:59,301 --> 00:05:01,401 It's who you are. 109 00:05:01,503 --> 00:05:02,736 But how deep are you in? 110 00:05:02,838 --> 00:05:04,571 Deep... and descending. 111 00:05:04,673 --> 00:05:07,207 Location problems, design problems, 112 00:05:07,309 --> 00:05:10,076 all kinds of... hypoallergenic? 113 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:13,412 Stuff that makes my eyes glaze over. 114 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,715 - Sorry to hear that. - It'll all be fine. 115 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:17,216 As soon as we get the first location open 116 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:19,952 and have some money coming in instead of just going out... 117 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:21,386 Right. 118 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,023 Of course. 119 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:27,025 Of course. Uh, well. 120 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,193 My best to Mrs. Schirmer. 121 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:33,131 And... it's good to see you, Ira. 122 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:52,983 Where are the others? 123 00:05:53,085 --> 00:05:54,685 They left... a while ago. 124 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:56,286 They didn't contact you? 125 00:05:56,388 --> 00:05:57,320 To say? 126 00:05:57,422 --> 00:05:58,922 Uh... 127 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,589 They quit. What happened? 128 00:06:00,692 --> 00:06:02,158 Well, they're hacks and lame. 129 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:05,161 Did they quit because you called them hacks and lame? 130 00:06:05,263 --> 00:06:06,629 You backslid into being a dick. 131 00:06:06,731 --> 00:06:08,631 Fine. Yes. Big time. 132 00:06:08,733 --> 00:06:10,299 You know what? Those other two were sweet, 133 00:06:10,401 --> 00:06:12,001 but you're more talented. I need you. 134 00:06:12,103 --> 00:06:13,402 Damn right you do. 135 00:06:13,504 --> 00:06:15,271 'Cause I'm the Yngwie Malmsteen of coding, 136 00:06:15,373 --> 00:06:16,705 total control of the instrument... 137 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:19,007 Sad. Look, I need you to model something for me. 138 00:06:19,109 --> 00:06:21,209 If we give the algo an extra 20 billion to play with... 139 00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:23,712 can it reliably generate returns in excess of eight percent? 140 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:25,613 If so, how soon? How reliably? 141 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:27,015 And can any other funds do the same? 142 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:29,051 Wait, this isn't some T test. 143 00:06:29,153 --> 00:06:31,219 This is something you'd pitch an investor. 144 00:06:31,321 --> 00:06:34,021 Problem is: Bridgewater would have 50 PhDs 145 00:06:34,123 --> 00:06:35,122 writing software on this. 146 00:06:35,224 --> 00:06:36,390 Molly Hatchet had three guitarists. 147 00:06:36,492 --> 00:06:37,958 Rising Force had one. 148 00:06:38,061 --> 00:06:40,027 Are you going to tell me you can't play this solo? 149 00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:41,228 Of course not. 150 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:43,630 I'm sure we'll go faster without the dead weight... 151 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:45,399 - Whoops... - You're working alone now, 152 00:06:45,501 --> 00:06:47,401 act however you want. 153 00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:10,723 Take me to the fucking Regency. 154 00:07:20,634 --> 00:07:23,268 Thanks. Excuse me one second. 155 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:25,036 - Hey, Axe. How are you, man? - Hey. 156 00:07:25,138 --> 00:07:26,370 I don't think we knew you were coming. 157 00:07:26,472 --> 00:07:28,039 Just give us a second, and we're gonna have your table. 158 00:07:28,141 --> 00:07:29,874 - Nah. No need, JT. - Okay. Enjoy. 159 00:07:29,976 --> 00:07:31,442 Thanks. 160 00:07:35,281 --> 00:07:37,048 - Hey, Axe. - Hey, Lizzie. 161 00:07:39,352 --> 00:07:42,119 Ah, fuck, Axe. Can't you skip a year? 162 00:07:42,221 --> 00:07:45,222 I could. But what fucking fun would that be? 163 00:07:45,323 --> 00:07:46,189 I'm Martin Carlisle. 164 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,891 Who you are is a witness 165 00:07:47,993 --> 00:07:51,561 to this year's edition of Fuck Ups Fucking Up. 166 00:07:51,663 --> 00:07:55,899 Today, at Axe Cap, it's comp day. 167 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:59,735 And so, as always, I'm reminded of the best day of my life. 168 00:07:59,837 --> 00:08:01,237 The day that this man, 169 00:08:01,338 --> 00:08:03,538 Bill McGann of McGann Commodities, 170 00:08:03,641 --> 00:08:05,808 told me I didn't have enough Blarney in me. 171 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:08,277 What he meant was: I didn't kiss enough ass. 172 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:11,147 I meant you didn't have a soul. 173 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:13,149 And so, by means of instruction, 174 00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:14,884 he wasn't gonna bonus me right. 175 00:08:14,986 --> 00:08:16,384 He shorted me by 50,000. 176 00:08:16,486 --> 00:08:17,451 Hey, I can leave you two to... 177 00:08:17,553 --> 00:08:20,321 Stay. I'm leaving. 178 00:08:20,423 --> 00:08:22,857 So, here I am, as I am every year, 179 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:24,292 to thank you. 180 00:08:24,394 --> 00:08:25,293 And to buy you breakfast. 181 00:08:26,429 --> 00:08:28,029 Just think. 182 00:08:28,131 --> 00:08:29,097 If I'd stayed, 183 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:31,299 you maybe could have owned this hotel. 184 00:08:33,302 --> 00:08:35,368 Least I can do is get your check. 185 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:38,238 Right before I engage in the very same rumble 186 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:42,209 that left you knifed and bleeding in the schoolyard. 187 00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:44,444 You're about the same age I was back then. 188 00:08:44,546 --> 00:08:46,346 You've had a good run, kid. 189 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,849 But you can't stay clear of the switchblades forever. 190 00:08:50,318 --> 00:08:53,219 You're not a Greaser anymore, Axe, 191 00:08:53,321 --> 00:08:55,221 you're a Soc now... 192 00:09:01,796 --> 00:09:03,830 Do you want to lean down or bulk up? 193 00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:06,465 Because either way, suck my dick. 194 00:09:08,135 --> 00:09:09,767 Is this how one runs a service business? 195 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,469 Whatever I'm doing, it seems to be working. 196 00:09:11,571 --> 00:09:13,338 Because I invested in one. 197 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,173 And now I got five. 198 00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:17,375 Ah. Some guys just stumble into money. 199 00:09:17,477 --> 00:09:19,444 Like Leonard Cohen into the Chelsea Hotel. 200 00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:21,446 Mm. You're looking good, sweetheart. 201 00:09:21,548 --> 00:09:22,714 Thanks. 202 00:09:22,816 --> 00:09:27,151 Do you have any idea what it takes to make the pivot I did? 203 00:09:27,253 --> 00:09:30,520 This is my lifeblood now. 204 00:09:30,622 --> 00:09:34,558 I built it to where there are guys who would help me take it public... 205 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,060 if I wasn't a fucking felon. 206 00:09:36,162 --> 00:09:38,229 In your estimation, that's my fault? 207 00:09:38,331 --> 00:09:39,563 You went after Axe. 208 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:41,998 On the way you went after Dollar Bill Stearn. 209 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,067 You didn't get any of them... except for me. 210 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:46,535 Because I surrendered. 211 00:09:46,637 --> 00:09:48,704 Thank you. That was convenient. 212 00:09:48,806 --> 00:09:53,509 And it shows a remarkable sense of personal responsibility. 213 00:09:53,611 --> 00:09:55,778 Oh, I'd be glad to speak of that to judges and clerks 214 00:09:55,881 --> 00:09:59,614 and probation officers to get your record sanded clean. 215 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,020 And in return you want... 216 00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:07,789 I do want. 217 00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:09,791 Help me investigate a money trail. 218 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:12,761 Don't you have all your boys with windbreakers to do that for you? 219 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,129 This is of a more personal nature. 220 00:10:15,231 --> 00:10:17,932 Very few are as expert as you 221 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,335 at disguising and veiling and hiding money. 222 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:24,171 I'm a man of many talents. 223 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:26,740 And it's in your field, 224 00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:28,142 fitness. 225 00:10:41,756 --> 00:10:42,923 Let me call you back. 226 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:46,059 Shit. 227 00:11:03,277 --> 00:11:04,843 This is chilling. 228 00:11:04,946 --> 00:11:07,045 Does he always do this at comp? 229 00:11:07,147 --> 00:11:10,048 To a degree. This is special. 230 00:11:24,196 --> 00:11:25,295 What's the mood down there? 231 00:11:25,397 --> 00:11:27,097 They've got that lean and hungry look. 232 00:11:27,199 --> 00:11:28,432 Like to leave 'em that way. 233 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:30,100 Let the hunger set in. 234 00:11:30,202 --> 00:11:33,270 Starvation, in small doses, triggers an increase in energy, 235 00:11:33,372 --> 00:11:34,972 clarity, aggression... 236 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:36,340 Right up until it kills you. 237 00:11:36,442 --> 00:11:37,640 You gotta feed 'em something. 238 00:11:37,742 --> 00:11:39,476 Why? I make the decisions, 239 00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:41,077 do all the heavy-lifting, 240 00:11:41,179 --> 00:11:42,778 actually earn the money. 241 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,313 Mortimer Duke said it best: 242 00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:46,282 No getting around the old minimum wage. 243 00:11:46,384 --> 00:11:47,683 Actually, that was said to Mortimer Duke, 244 00:11:47,785 --> 00:11:50,119 but that's a helluva pull. 245 00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:51,954 The thing is: most years, 246 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:54,290 I'm paying with other people's money. 247 00:11:54,392 --> 00:11:55,324 Now it's my own money. 248 00:11:55,426 --> 00:11:58,460 That reminds me of a prayer I said every night as a kid: 249 00:11:58,561 --> 00:12:00,161 "And now I lay me down to sleep, 250 00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:01,596 "I pray the Lord my soul to keep, 251 00:12:01,698 --> 00:12:02,998 "and if I die before I wake, 252 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:06,067 "I pray that all my toys should break."... 253 00:12:06,169 --> 00:12:08,703 So my fucking brother and sister can't play with 'em. 254 00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:11,373 Why don't you just delay comp decisions until after the raise? 255 00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:13,008 Outside money will be back on board, 256 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,241 you'll feel better about the whole thing. 257 00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:17,277 Three things in life you can't postpone without dire consequences: 258 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,945 calling a doctor when gutshot, 259 00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:20,780 finding a toilet when traveling in India, 260 00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:21,948 and paying your people. 261 00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,950 The last two being more or less the same. 262 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:26,086 Listen. Don't think the raise isn't the thing; 263 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:27,654 it's the only thing. 264 00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:29,689 Without that money, I'm not bonusing people, 265 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,857 I'm putting them out on an ice floe. 266 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,293 Okay. Then I just want to make sure you're aware 267 00:12:34,396 --> 00:12:36,262 of a promise I made to everyone while you were gone: 268 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,930 No one makes less than last year. 269 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,298 That's why they stayed. 270 00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:41,934 I am aware that that was your promise. 271 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,302 Anyone you think deserves more? 272 00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:45,505 - No. - Not even Ben Kim? 273 00:12:45,606 --> 00:12:47,273 Kid's practically your gimp. 274 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,774 I think he's ready to move to PM. 275 00:12:49,876 --> 00:12:51,510 I could see that. 276 00:12:51,611 --> 00:12:53,178 Then let the promotion be his bonus this year. 277 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,480 Too much too fast could overwhelm him. 278 00:12:55,582 --> 00:12:57,516 Has it overwhelmed you? 279 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,088 Looks like you're up. 280 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:05,189 Let's move over to the desk. 281 00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:07,191 - You talk to Lara? - Mnh-mnh. 282 00:13:07,293 --> 00:13:09,293 Be bold. Check in with me later. 283 00:13:09,395 --> 00:13:11,529 First time in the ring without training in Catskill with Cus. 284 00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:13,864 You ready? 285 00:13:13,966 --> 00:13:16,133 Yeah. I got my Kevin Rooney. 286 00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,435 I'll be fine. 287 00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:30,447 Fifteen million dollars. 288 00:13:30,549 --> 00:13:32,182 You aren't going to start with a performance review or... 289 00:13:32,284 --> 00:13:34,617 Helluva year. Fifteen. 290 00:13:34,719 --> 00:13:37,187 - I was thinking 50. - How'd you get there? 291 00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:39,588 Axe Cap made 929 million this year. 292 00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,823 When you account for expenses, nets to almost 700. 293 00:13:41,925 --> 00:13:43,758 Seeing as how I ran the place for most of that time, 294 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:46,095 less than one-tenth of the profits seems more than fair. 295 00:13:46,197 --> 00:13:48,797 Might be. But then again, I was the client. 296 00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:50,999 So you're kind of comparing apples to my money. 297 00:13:51,102 --> 00:13:52,201 I did more than just run your money. 298 00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:53,635 I kept us alive. 299 00:13:53,737 --> 00:13:55,204 I killed it at the Idea Dinner. 300 00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:57,138 I convinced the Street that night, and every day since, 301 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,173 that there was always someone at the helm. 302 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:00,708 I got us through a natural disaster. 303 00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,310 I all but closed Kansas City before Ben Kim 304 00:14:02,412 --> 00:14:04,278 went Thunder From Down Under on them. 305 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,013 And let's not forget that I was key in making up 306 00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:07,915 the shortfall from Grigor's redemption, 307 00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:10,084 at great personal cost. 308 00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:11,519 Still sore about Oscar? 309 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:15,788 Yet here I am, still ready to help lock down the raise. 310 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,390 About that. No, you're not. 311 00:14:17,493 --> 00:14:20,193 I don't actually need you in the pitches. 312 00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:22,095 For one thing, you bombed your first raise meeting, 313 00:14:22,197 --> 00:14:24,764 with Grigor's lieutenant, bombed it on purpose. 314 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:26,399 And for another: the investors need to know 315 00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:28,435 that you're here at Axe Cap, 316 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:31,103 that someone's "always at the helm." 317 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,240 Besides... the raise is my thing. 318 00:14:34,342 --> 00:14:35,541 I'm thinking that the final number 319 00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:38,144 will be something just shy of half of what you're looking for. 320 00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:39,745 - I don't agree. - This isn't heavy petting 321 00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,913 on the Oberlin campus: we don't both have to agree. 322 00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:43,282 I say what it is. You take it. 323 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,484 Yes, that is so. But still. I don't accept. 324 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:47,152 I never made that much at your age. 325 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,620 I've accomplished more than you had. 326 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,188 But you don't have your own shop. 327 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,158 If you were ready for that, we wouldn't be having this conversation, 328 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,460 I'd be looking at a Taylor-shaped hole in the wall. 329 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,164 Twenty is as much as anybody's ever gotten out of me. 330 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,565 Learn to be rich on that. 331 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,034 And I was beginning to think you were done teaching me. 332 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:05,969 Let's finish this later. 333 00:15:39,002 --> 00:15:40,302 I'd like half a million. 334 00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:42,704 You just got here. Your signing bonus is your comp. 335 00:15:42,806 --> 00:15:44,138 I didn't say I deserved half a million. 336 00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:45,574 But you rarely get what you don't ask for. 337 00:15:45,676 --> 00:15:47,108 So I'm fucking asking. 338 00:15:47,211 --> 00:15:48,476 Otherwise, why are we doing this? 339 00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:50,111 We've never talked one-on-one. 340 00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:51,513 I wanted to get a hit off of you. 341 00:15:51,615 --> 00:15:53,181 I hit like the Purple People Eaters. 342 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:54,316 So be careful what you wish for. 343 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:56,116 Oh. This is gonna be fun. 344 00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:57,951 I believe I've proved my value. 345 00:15:58,053 --> 00:15:59,753 Don't need to justify a thing to you at this point. 346 00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:01,355 Oooh, working stiff. 347 00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:03,324 Just like your personal totem, The Undertaker. 348 00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:05,626 Do you have people feeding you this shit about us ahead of time? 349 00:16:05,728 --> 00:16:07,994 Thing is, for the last couple of weeks, 350 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,863 I haven't really felt your presence. 351 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:11,998 You saying I've been coasting. 352 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,033 I'm saying there's no garbage time at Axe Capital. 353 00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:16,369 Every minute of every quarter matters. 354 00:16:16,471 --> 00:16:18,504 No scrubs get playing time. 355 00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:21,006 And even if you are my MVP at the All-Star break, 356 00:16:21,109 --> 00:16:23,409 if you stop performing, you will be replaced. 357 00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:25,010 Pay me what you're gonna pay me. 358 00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:26,846 Save the pep talks for someone who needs 'em. 359 00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:29,248 I think I like that version of you. 360 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:31,550 But I could hate it another time. 361 00:16:31,652 --> 00:16:34,219 Ok. What you did with the Wendy thing aside, 362 00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:36,187 and it's hard to put it aside, 363 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,923 I'm paying you 1.3, a personal record. 364 00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:40,191 On top of your other bonus 365 00:16:40,294 --> 00:16:42,127 that's more than a two-ball for this year. 366 00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:43,928 But that is not a repeatable trick. 367 00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:45,530 When we're here 12 months from now, 368 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:48,232 if you're not still bodyslamming like... uh... 369 00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:49,600 King Kong Bundy... 370 00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:52,403 Did you pretend not to remember that to make me feel good? 371 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,772 Goodbye Mafee. 372 00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:58,075 I think... I should not throw out the first number, 373 00:16:58,177 --> 00:17:00,444 because I have a tendency to undervalue myself. 374 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:01,979 I'd like to make you a PM. 375 00:17:02,081 --> 00:17:03,546 Portfolio Manager? 376 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:04,547 I would have gone Prime Minister, 377 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,150 but there you go, undervaluing. 378 00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:09,319 - And the money...? - Meet the new salary, 379 00:17:09,421 --> 00:17:11,154 same as the old salary. 380 00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:13,156 I'm a PM. 381 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,630 I've asked my special counsel, Bryan Connerty, to sit in. 382 00:17:21,732 --> 00:17:23,165 We meet again, young man. 383 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,066 The Axelrod case. 384 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,502 Yeah. 385 00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:29,371 That thing was like cleaning out intestines 386 00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:33,175 before you eat 'em, a giant fucking waste of time. 387 00:17:33,277 --> 00:17:36,578 But I'm here to speak of something more concerning. 388 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,113 It has come to my attention that there are men 389 00:17:39,215 --> 00:17:42,517 and probably women, within the Federal B-I, 390 00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:44,919 perhaps even within this very office, 391 00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:46,921 who are undermining our sacred purpose. 392 00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,222 - Which is... - I don't know if it's 393 00:17:48,325 --> 00:17:49,390 some Deep State bullshit, 394 00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:51,693 or just some vigilantes who think they know better, 395 00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:54,628 leaking to the press, and causing Lord knows what other ruckus. 396 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:56,896 I will keep a lookout for what the Lord knows. 397 00:17:56,998 --> 00:18:00,166 The Lord knows all, madam. Took care of that for you. 398 00:18:00,268 --> 00:18:02,336 As for the rest, I want a hard-target search 399 00:18:02,438 --> 00:18:05,839 of every e-mail, text message, and online footprint 400 00:18:05,941 --> 00:18:09,209 so we know who's trustworthy and who needs to be purged. 401 00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:11,344 I'm just not sure it's strictly legal for us 402 00:18:11,446 --> 00:18:12,678 to undertake this ourselves, 403 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:14,480 or if it's too gray of an area. 404 00:18:14,582 --> 00:18:16,515 Maybe it would be best to have a court order first... 405 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,351 We can do it. 406 00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:20,185 And if you want to stay out of the deep gray, 407 00:18:20,287 --> 00:18:23,222 Director Lynch, I can lead the review myself. 408 00:18:23,324 --> 00:18:26,826 You know, chart a... a whiter shade of pale. 409 00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:28,860 Impressive. 410 00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:32,063 All too often I am told of obstacles and regulations 411 00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:36,033 when what I really wanna hear is "sí, Se puede" 412 00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:42,006 Ira, uh, this is Pete Decker. 413 00:18:42,108 --> 00:18:44,175 He's in the health and conditioning industry. 414 00:18:44,277 --> 00:18:45,942 Is this a bailout? 415 00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:47,210 More like an intervention. 416 00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:49,847 Tell him what you told me, Pete. 417 00:18:49,948 --> 00:18:52,883 "The bitch is a booster. The bitch is a born thief." 418 00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:56,920 You talking about my wife? You looked into her? 419 00:18:57,022 --> 00:19:00,557 She needed looking into, so I looked. Go on. 420 00:19:00,659 --> 00:19:04,260 Her business is... well, there is no business. 421 00:19:04,362 --> 00:19:06,262 Everything you gave her was transferred 422 00:19:06,364 --> 00:19:08,931 into the account of her supposed business partner, 423 00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,966 Anthony Radaelli. 424 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,102 I assume they, you know... 425 00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:17,273 Thank you. 426 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,841 Do right by me, Chuck. 427 00:19:18,943 --> 00:19:20,542 My middle name. 428 00:19:24,381 --> 00:19:26,047 I know this is hard to hear. 429 00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:29,484 The commercial property she told you she plunked down on, 430 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,687 that doesn't exist either. 431 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:36,457 But there's an apartment, 432 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:38,759 a very expensive apartment, 433 00:19:38,861 --> 00:19:43,363 they're about to close on. 434 00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:45,933 I'm sorry. 435 00:19:46,035 --> 00:19:49,336 Yeah... 436 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,238 You knew. 437 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,907 Yeah. Some. The rest I suspected. 438 00:19:54,008 --> 00:19:56,208 Oh, boy. To carry that around... 439 00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:57,877 Fucking kills me. 440 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,147 But, uh, you know, Chuck, 441 00:20:01,249 --> 00:20:03,282 I know you're only trying to help, but please stay out of it. 442 00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:06,185 It's, um... 443 00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:07,353 There's no prenup. 444 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,855 And New York's a no-fault state. 445 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,056 And I'd be halved financially. 446 00:20:11,158 --> 00:20:14,125 There's no prenup? 447 00:20:14,227 --> 00:20:17,128 Oh, Ira, you're a fucking lawyer. 448 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,263 For once I didn't want to be. 449 00:20:18,365 --> 00:20:20,599 I wanted to be a romantic. 450 00:20:20,701 --> 00:20:23,401 - Mm. - I still do. 451 00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:24,903 I gave up on a marriage once. 452 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:27,939 I've regretted it every day since. 453 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,441 I'm not giving up this time. 454 00:20:31,238 --> 00:20:32,109 It'll blow over. 455 00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:35,680 She's young. It's a last hurrah. 456 00:20:35,782 --> 00:20:37,849 You know, she'll get whatever it is out of her system 457 00:20:37,951 --> 00:20:41,151 and then... then she'll come home. 458 00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:31,232 I really have to watch what I tell you. 459 00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,067 It's like you're listening to every word. 460 00:21:33,169 --> 00:21:37,437 Especially when you start talking about hiding out in bathtubs. 461 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,506 And places that remind you of what that felt like. 462 00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:41,675 I wasn't hiding. It's just that when I was younger 463 00:21:41,777 --> 00:21:43,243 the bathtub was the only place I could go 464 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,778 to be alone and think. 465 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,413 I'd press myself against the sides so hard 466 00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,281 eventually my legs would go numb. 467 00:21:48,383 --> 00:21:50,250 Then I'd start thinking I didn't have legs, 468 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,685 and I'd wish for fins. 469 00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:54,386 Because then not fitting in would make more sense. 470 00:21:54,488 --> 00:21:55,521 I get it. 471 00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:58,223 I almost feel like a mermaid here. 472 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,398 Comp didn't go the way you wanted. 473 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,101 He said I was off the raise team. 474 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,603 Is he punishing me for doing exactly what he asked of me? 475 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,872 Axe doesn't punish people. Unless they've wronged him. 476 00:22:13,974 --> 00:22:16,407 Or Lara. Or his kids. 477 00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:18,043 Or me. 478 00:22:18,144 --> 00:22:20,745 Or the New York Football Giants. 479 00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:22,180 I won't stagnate. 480 00:22:22,282 --> 00:22:24,683 Not for Axe. Not for anybody. 481 00:22:24,785 --> 00:22:27,051 You know Axe has never changed a comp decision. 482 00:22:27,152 --> 00:22:29,252 So I've heard. And I might be able to live 483 00:22:29,354 --> 00:22:30,821 with the number he can live with. 484 00:22:30,923 --> 00:22:33,624 But what I need is forward momentum, 485 00:22:33,726 --> 00:22:36,093 above all things, even money. 486 00:22:37,930 --> 00:22:40,798 Yes. You do. 487 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,266 I'll talk to him. 488 00:22:43,368 --> 00:22:45,101 Give me a day. 489 00:23:00,251 --> 00:23:01,817 Kvankam. 490 00:23:01,919 --> 00:23:04,052 Although. 491 00:23:04,154 --> 00:23:05,754 Pensis. 492 00:23:05,856 --> 00:23:07,022 Thought. 493 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,389 Comp. 494 00:23:08,492 --> 00:23:11,192 Kompenso. 495 00:23:11,294 --> 00:23:13,394 So you're not here to help me with my Esperanto. 496 00:23:13,497 --> 00:23:16,231 I haven't had my comp meeting scheduled yet. 497 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,099 Must be an oversight. 498 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,533 Must be. 499 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,007 Axe, you remember Ari Spyros. 500 00:23:26,109 --> 00:23:27,875 Works down in Compliance. 501 00:23:27,977 --> 00:23:29,543 Uh. Rings a bell. 502 00:23:29,646 --> 00:23:32,980 But like children of the 1800s, seen and not heard. 503 00:23:33,082 --> 00:23:34,248 And not even seen, you know? 504 00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:36,215 Spyros was concerned that his comp meeting 505 00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:37,617 wasn't on the books. 506 00:23:37,719 --> 00:23:39,986 I am sure it's an oversight. 507 00:23:40,088 --> 00:23:41,554 Was it an oversight? 508 00:23:41,657 --> 00:23:44,124 Compliance does not get performance-related comp. 509 00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:46,559 - Oh. - Sure. Usually. 510 00:23:46,662 --> 00:23:49,896 But Compliance doesn't usually turn around a shop overnight. 511 00:23:49,998 --> 00:23:51,964 But before I got here this place was dirtier 512 00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:54,667 than the porta potty outside a third-rate donkey show. 513 00:23:55,529 --> 00:23:57,102 Arrests, fines, 514 00:23:57,204 --> 00:24:00,272 investigations up the wazoo. 515 00:24:00,374 --> 00:24:03,475 And since the Greek Freak has been on the scene... 516 00:24:03,577 --> 00:24:04,977 You cannot call yourself that. 517 00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:07,046 There is no bonus for Compliance. 518 00:24:07,148 --> 00:24:09,213 What about the other stuff? 519 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:12,050 Extracurricular stuff... 520 00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:16,187 I'm talking about the stuff in Bill's other garage. 521 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,355 Doesn't Ari get to wet his beak? 522 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,492 Ohh. I forgot about that... 523 00:24:22,464 --> 00:24:23,995 That reminds me of where you were 524 00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:27,064 right before you decided to share that little brainstorm. 525 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,066 Fired. Halfway out the door. 526 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,101 Three quarters. Literally. 527 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,602 Dead to me. 528 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:35,839 No, your comp is getting your job back. 529 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:39,509 Getting to hiss and tinker with your little espresso erector set 530 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:43,079 rather than pick through the Dumpster for your mangled steam wand. 531 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,413 - I see... - If we were to do 532 00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:47,449 a little accounting of how much you meant to Axe Cap, 533 00:24:47,551 --> 00:24:49,118 we would first have to look at what you cost me 534 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,120 by turning Wendy in. 535 00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:54,123 The consequences of your "chaos grenade." 536 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:59,228 Yeah. To say nothing of the nightmare that you plunged her into, 537 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:01,996 and the unthinkable acts I had to perform 538 00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:03,998 in order to set things right. 539 00:25:04,101 --> 00:25:05,934 I mean dollars and cents alone. 540 00:25:06,036 --> 00:25:10,271 The fines, the bonuses, the jet fuel to Nova Scotia, 541 00:25:10,373 --> 00:25:15,176 you owe me 1.195 million dollars. 542 00:25:15,278 --> 00:25:16,111 You know what? 543 00:25:16,213 --> 00:25:18,045 I don't think I need a comp meeting. 544 00:25:18,147 --> 00:25:20,347 My... My base is very generous, 545 00:25:20,449 --> 00:25:24,284 and I think we should just leave it right there. 546 00:25:26,856 --> 00:25:29,322 That was the full Signor Roberto. 547 00:25:29,424 --> 00:25:32,025 "The rent stays like before." 548 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,061 Yeah. That's the first comp meeting I've actually enjoyed. 549 00:25:35,163 --> 00:25:38,697 You know, I'm tempted to fire the whole fucking lot of them. 550 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,733 Except maybe like two. 551 00:25:40,835 --> 00:25:43,369 But someone has got to roll the coins up into those little sleeves. 552 00:25:43,471 --> 00:25:45,037 Yeah. Practically all they do. 553 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,039 Nah, you can't fire 'em, estro. 554 00:25:47,142 --> 00:25:49,142 Right before the raise, it'll look like panic. 555 00:25:49,244 --> 00:25:51,209 Like there's not enough grain to get everyone through the winter. 556 00:25:51,311 --> 00:25:52,244 I know. 557 00:25:52,345 --> 00:25:54,045 So I'm not doing it... 558 00:25:54,148 --> 00:25:56,547 But, you know, when I'm sitting across the table from them 559 00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:58,083 and I see their hungry little mouths, 560 00:25:58,185 --> 00:26:00,118 they're people, sure, my people, 561 00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:02,020 and I love 'em most of the year. 562 00:26:02,122 --> 00:26:07,325 But today, all I can see is their snapping fucking mouths, 563 00:26:07,427 --> 00:26:09,493 and instead of wanting to feed 'em, 564 00:26:09,595 --> 00:26:10,961 I just want to punch their teeth in. 565 00:26:26,278 --> 00:26:29,378 The rest of them are scared to come in when I'm in here. 566 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,148 I clocked you going in about 20 minutes ago, 567 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,716 I figured this was as close to a Beta state 568 00:26:33,819 --> 00:26:35,051 as I'll ever find you in. 569 00:26:35,153 --> 00:26:38,587 Mm. What then? 570 00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:40,056 You've got personnel problems. 571 00:26:40,158 --> 00:26:41,490 That's what they'd all like you to think. 572 00:26:41,592 --> 00:26:42,590 None of 'em are going anywhere. 573 00:26:42,693 --> 00:26:46,161 I'm talking about one person in particular. 574 00:26:46,263 --> 00:26:48,804 Taylor is about to get paid the same as James Harden. 575 00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:50,866 - You think they can't get by on that? - It's not about money. 576 00:26:50,968 --> 00:26:52,067 They keep demanding more of it. 577 00:26:52,169 --> 00:26:53,902 Because you're not giving them what's more important 578 00:26:54,004 --> 00:26:55,537 than money. So money is all that's left. 579 00:26:55,639 --> 00:26:57,739 Well, I'm about to adopt the official policy 580 00:26:57,842 --> 00:27:00,674 of the United States and refuse to negotiate with terrorists. 581 00:27:00,776 --> 00:27:02,609 You know that's bullshit, right? Our government 582 00:27:02,712 --> 00:27:04,578 negotiates with terrorists all the time. 583 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,513 Pays them with pallets full of hundreds. 584 00:27:06,615 --> 00:27:08,850 But when they're captured, what breaks them, 585 00:27:08,952 --> 00:27:11,018 in places like Gitmo, isn't overt torture, 586 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,020 it's a sense of disenfranchisement 587 00:27:13,122 --> 00:27:14,655 and purposelessness. 588 00:27:14,757 --> 00:27:16,022 That's what I'm sowing? 589 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,427 Here's the thing: with someone like Taylor, 590 00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:26,799 what they need is forward momentum, above all things, even money. 591 00:27:26,902 --> 00:27:29,102 My recommendation: Take them to the raise. 592 00:27:32,974 --> 00:27:34,506 I could say yes. 593 00:27:34,608 --> 00:27:36,675 Why don't I want to say yes though? 594 00:27:36,777 --> 00:27:39,511 Because it's yet another fucking accommodation. 595 00:27:39,613 --> 00:27:41,947 I got this rich so I could stop making them. 596 00:27:44,151 --> 00:27:45,985 Gates plays dollar poker. 597 00:27:46,087 --> 00:27:48,420 Buffett eats a drive in hamburger every day. 598 00:27:48,522 --> 00:27:51,055 There's no amount of money that frees you from being a person, 599 00:27:51,157 --> 00:27:52,390 from interacting with others. 600 00:27:52,492 --> 00:27:54,525 Those guys know that. You know that. 601 00:27:54,627 --> 00:27:56,427 It used to be an investment pitch 602 00:27:56,529 --> 00:27:59,063 entailed them begging you to take their money. 603 00:27:59,165 --> 00:28:02,133 Now you've got to peddle your wares along with everyone else. 604 00:28:02,235 --> 00:28:04,269 Like a fucking door to door Electrolux salesman. 605 00:28:04,371 --> 00:28:06,237 Giving up trading, taking on Grigor, 606 00:28:06,339 --> 00:28:08,571 now paying your people out of your own pocket. 607 00:28:08,673 --> 00:28:12,075 It must feel like death by a thousand cuts. 608 00:28:12,177 --> 00:28:14,344 Yeah. I'm at 999. And I'm sticking. 609 00:28:14,446 --> 00:28:18,615 You chose this person for a reason beyond their mathematical ability. 610 00:28:18,717 --> 00:28:22,953 Taking on Taylor as a real partner isn't gonna kill you. 611 00:28:23,055 --> 00:28:25,955 It may be the very thing that makes you stronger. 612 00:28:39,032 --> 00:28:40,869 The head of TexasSouthCable likes to hire 613 00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:43,204 undocumented workers and pay them under the table. 614 00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:45,440 Drivers, nannies, landscapers. 615 00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:49,044 But this guy still spends weekends with Jock and his brother, Zeb. 616 00:28:49,146 --> 00:28:51,012 Even if we manage to spook him, 617 00:28:51,114 --> 00:28:53,214 how can we make sure he doesn't run to Jock, 618 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:56,351 who then treats us to our own personal My Lai Massacre. 619 00:28:56,453 --> 00:28:58,252 The bloodshed and the cover-up. 620 00:28:58,354 --> 00:29:00,020 That would be obstruction of justice. 621 00:29:00,122 --> 00:29:01,822 Yes. Yes, it would. 622 00:29:01,924 --> 00:29:03,890 But that would not deter Jock in the slightest. 623 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,960 He recognizes no legal or moral authority, 624 00:29:06,062 --> 00:29:07,962 no justice but his own. Keep looking 625 00:29:08,064 --> 00:29:10,030 for someone lower down: someone with the goods 626 00:29:10,132 --> 00:29:12,099 but without Jock in their speed dial. 627 00:29:12,201 --> 00:29:14,168 We can't let him get word and stop our investigation 628 00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:16,035 before it starts. 629 00:29:24,079 --> 00:29:26,145 What are we drinking? 630 00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:28,481 That is a complicated question here. 631 00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:34,152 Bring me the closest thing you have to a Casamigos on the rocks. 632 00:29:34,254 --> 00:29:35,954 Make that two. And don't judge us for it. 633 00:29:36,056 --> 00:29:37,456 Hmm. 634 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,395 So, you were right, my kid does need help. 635 00:29:43,497 --> 00:29:45,330 He doesn't talk much, but when he does, 636 00:29:45,432 --> 00:29:47,165 I don't love the way it sounds. 637 00:29:47,267 --> 00:29:52,203 I could give you the names of a couple of good people if you want. 638 00:29:53,806 --> 00:29:56,340 But right now it's time to help your husband. 639 00:29:56,442 --> 00:29:58,175 Ex, I mean. 640 00:29:58,277 --> 00:30:00,411 Not easy to get used to. 641 00:30:00,513 --> 00:30:02,246 No. 642 00:30:02,348 --> 00:30:04,081 With what? 643 00:30:04,183 --> 00:30:05,449 Here you go. 644 00:30:05,551 --> 00:30:07,617 You know what time of year it is. 645 00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:12,522 Right, comp... 646 00:30:12,624 --> 00:30:15,725 You were his secret weapon. 647 00:30:15,827 --> 00:30:17,093 He gave me that much credit? 648 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,262 I know you went through everybody with him. 649 00:30:19,364 --> 00:30:21,097 Told him when he was being too soft... 650 00:30:21,199 --> 00:30:22,632 When he was being an asshole. 651 00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:24,599 He needs that. 652 00:30:24,701 --> 00:30:28,070 Without it, without... you, 653 00:30:28,172 --> 00:30:30,272 I think he's gonna make some big mistakes. 654 00:30:30,374 --> 00:30:32,607 Then he's gonna make some big mistakes. 655 00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:34,910 He doesn't want to hear that stuff from me anymore. 656 00:30:35,012 --> 00:30:37,646 I'm sorry. I'm not asking you as his wife or his ex, 657 00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:42,183 I'm asking you as the largest single investor in Axe Capital. 658 00:30:42,285 --> 00:30:44,452 You're gonna want to do it for your own sake. 659 00:30:56,766 --> 00:31:00,133 Hey... You're not supposed to get the kids back until tomorrow. 660 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,234 They're sleeping. 661 00:31:01,336 --> 00:31:02,602 Good. 662 00:31:02,704 --> 00:31:04,737 Then fucking talk to me. 663 00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:07,074 What are you thinking about comp? 664 00:31:07,176 --> 00:31:09,242 C'mon. My money's at stake, too. 665 00:31:09,344 --> 00:31:11,078 Yeah. I'm taking care of your money. 666 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:12,712 I'm taking care of everything. 667 00:31:12,814 --> 00:31:14,180 You taking care of Taylor, too? 668 00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:17,550 Wow. Wendy. Good move, 669 00:31:17,651 --> 00:31:19,017 well, she's earning her money. 670 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,786 And so is Taylor. 671 00:31:20,888 --> 00:31:22,221 Aren't they? 672 00:31:30,164 --> 00:31:32,564 Are you ever coming to bed? 673 00:31:32,665 --> 00:31:35,833 I could try to sleep, but I know I won't. 674 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:37,135 I didn't want to keep you up. 675 00:31:37,237 --> 00:31:39,304 I seem to have done that anyway. 676 00:31:39,406 --> 00:31:42,673 Mm. 677 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:43,908 Jock? 678 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:46,311 Yeah. It's that. Sure. 679 00:31:46,413 --> 00:31:49,413 But more than that, it's still Ira. 680 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:51,948 I could be bounded in a nutshell 681 00:31:52,050 --> 00:31:55,085 and count myself a king of infinite space, 682 00:31:55,187 --> 00:31:57,187 were it not that I have bad dreams. 683 00:31:57,289 --> 00:32:00,424 You've reached Shakespearean levels of insomnia. 684 00:32:00,526 --> 00:32:02,192 It's disorder in the house. 685 00:32:04,963 --> 00:32:07,029 Ira is the brother I chose. 686 00:32:07,132 --> 00:32:08,431 And this rift between us, 687 00:32:08,533 --> 00:32:11,267 however he fought back, I caused it. 688 00:32:11,369 --> 00:32:13,869 I used him as an instrument, not thinking, 689 00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:17,072 not caring what I was taking from him. 690 00:32:17,175 --> 00:32:19,275 And I know, deep down, if I were back there, 691 00:32:19,377 --> 00:32:22,444 I would do it again. 692 00:32:22,546 --> 00:32:26,080 Every bit of this makes me feel like a... 693 00:32:26,183 --> 00:32:28,783 - Shit heel. - Indeed. 694 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:33,488 But now that Ira's in jeopardy, 695 00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:36,824 I have a chance to put things right. 696 00:32:36,926 --> 00:32:40,060 To rescue him. To be a hero. 697 00:32:40,163 --> 00:32:42,896 If I pull it off, and make him well, 698 00:32:42,998 --> 00:32:44,598 does the reason really matter? 699 00:32:49,372 --> 00:32:51,605 Why can't you give Taylor what they want? 700 00:32:51,707 --> 00:32:53,073 Because it's too much. 701 00:32:53,176 --> 00:32:54,908 And what they want can't be given. 702 00:32:55,010 --> 00:32:56,076 It needs to be taken. 703 00:32:56,178 --> 00:32:58,744 And what would you do if they tried to take it? 704 00:32:58,846 --> 00:33:00,746 Cut 'em down like I was Connor MacLeod. 705 00:33:02,111 --> 00:33:04,984 What does it say that you always have to quote the damn Highlander? 706 00:33:05,086 --> 00:33:07,654 That I spent some time watching cable TV alone 707 00:33:07,755 --> 00:33:09,989 in high school. And that I have pristine taste 708 00:33:10,091 --> 00:33:12,592 in movies, even back then. 709 00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:14,726 Or, that you see every single challenge 710 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:18,197 as a life or death contest to see who's gonna lose their head. 711 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:20,399 Well, kind of is from where I stand. 712 00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:23,068 You really think I should give Taylor what they want? 713 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,504 I think you should convince Taylor that you're partners. 714 00:33:25,606 --> 00:33:27,673 I'm kind of surprised that you're taking their side. 715 00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:30,341 You and I are on the exact same side. 716 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,109 They are on the other. 717 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:34,212 But I want them happy and earning. 718 00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:36,780 Well, yeah. Me too. 719 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:39,917 You sure? 720 00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:42,152 'Cause you know how to keep somebody, 721 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:43,954 and how to drive them the fuck away... 722 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,123 I know some people bail... 723 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:48,291 We're talking about Taylor. 724 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:50,827 - If you want Taylor gone... - I don't want them gone. 725 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:52,929 So then give them more than what you want, 726 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,265 even if it's less than what they want. 727 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,700 Quickly. 728 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,204 You're right. 729 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:04,940 You're always right about this stuff. 730 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,808 I'm right about a ton of stuff. 731 00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:08,377 Not just this. 732 00:34:11,982 --> 00:34:14,015 Thanks for coming over. 733 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:43,310 Stay. 734 00:34:43,412 --> 00:34:45,279 C'mon, Bobby. 735 00:34:45,381 --> 00:34:49,048 We're not gonna get sloppy, are we? 736 00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:52,452 No, I guess not. 737 00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:02,060 I'll pick up the kids tomorrow. 738 00:35:02,163 --> 00:35:03,962 Like the lawyers agreed. 739 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,767 Let's settle this. 740 00:35:43,869 --> 00:35:45,502 You're a valued part of this place. 741 00:35:46,076 --> 00:35:47,337 You've been effective in every meeting 742 00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,539 you weren't deliberately trying to sabotage. 743 00:35:49,641 --> 00:35:51,874 Thank you. And about the 50 million. 744 00:35:51,976 --> 00:35:53,976 You can have half that. 745 00:35:54,078 --> 00:35:58,247 I've never come up that far, never paid that much. 746 00:35:58,350 --> 00:36:00,916 Now, okay, I know it's not exactly what you want. 747 00:36:01,018 --> 00:36:02,752 But I've been giving it some thought, 748 00:36:02,854 --> 00:36:04,986 and I realize that what you really need is... 749 00:36:05,088 --> 00:36:08,923 forward momentum, above all things, even money... 750 00:36:09,025 --> 00:36:11,693 So I'm putting you on the raise team. 751 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,095 Fuckin' A. Onward and upward. 752 00:36:14,197 --> 00:36:16,431 There's gonna be 30 Bil on the table, 753 00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:18,533 get ready to help me haul it outta there. 754 00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:21,769 Oh, I am ready. 755 00:36:25,074 --> 00:36:27,074 Well, you may be the one person here 756 00:36:27,176 --> 00:36:31,144 who actually earns her bonus every single day on the job. 757 00:36:31,247 --> 00:36:32,380 You saw Lara. 758 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,515 Because you did. 759 00:36:34,617 --> 00:36:36,149 Thanks for that. 760 00:36:36,252 --> 00:36:38,518 And for all of it. 761 00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:41,087 Your Ice Juice profits, listed under someone else's account, 762 00:36:41,189 --> 00:36:44,090 they've been put back under your name. 763 00:36:44,192 --> 00:36:45,725 And I doubled it. 764 00:36:45,827 --> 00:36:48,194 So you can take your comp meeting off the books, 765 00:36:48,296 --> 00:36:49,929 you just had it. 766 00:37:02,743 --> 00:37:04,976 He's in the library, waiting and stewing. 767 00:37:05,078 --> 00:37:06,779 - Good. - You didn't open it. 768 00:37:06,881 --> 00:37:10,248 - Yeah. I meant to, then I got... - Oh, no, you gotta open it. 769 00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:23,093 Oh, you are so right. 770 00:37:23,195 --> 00:37:26,997 I won't wear it 'til we've got him. Bad luck. 771 00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:29,766 But once we do, yes, 772 00:37:29,868 --> 00:37:34,070 it's gonna be like Chris LeDoux came back to life in here. 773 00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:37,140 Can't wait to see it. 774 00:37:37,242 --> 00:37:38,775 Let's go. 775 00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:48,050 Anthony Radaelli. 776 00:37:48,152 --> 00:37:50,085 It's not quite what I pictured, 777 00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:52,888 but I guess she has a type. 778 00:37:52,990 --> 00:37:54,022 Who does? 779 00:37:54,124 --> 00:37:55,925 Uh, Taiga, of course. 780 00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:58,393 Oh. So that's what this is about? 781 00:37:58,496 --> 00:38:00,996 Mm. She is a key figure in this story. 782 00:38:01,098 --> 00:38:02,697 In your story. 783 00:38:02,799 --> 00:38:05,399 But not for long. No, because you are gonna 784 00:38:05,502 --> 00:38:07,168 give her back all of her money, 785 00:38:07,270 --> 00:38:08,670 really her husband's money. 786 00:38:08,772 --> 00:38:10,672 And then fuck off whence you came. 787 00:38:10,774 --> 00:38:12,239 Yeah. That's not gonna happen. 788 00:38:12,342 --> 00:38:14,809 Taiga and I, we're a good fit. 789 00:38:14,911 --> 00:38:17,311 I know. You were seeing her before Ira. 790 00:38:17,413 --> 00:38:19,480 Before her last boyfriend, too. 791 00:38:19,582 --> 00:38:21,982 You just keep popping up in her life, suddenly 792 00:38:22,084 --> 00:38:24,184 when things are going well for her. 793 00:38:24,286 --> 00:38:28,121 You're like that James Woods character in Casino. 794 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,357 Come to think of it, maybe just like James Woods. 795 00:38:30,459 --> 00:38:33,093 Anyway, perhaps you think you're soul mates, 796 00:38:33,195 --> 00:38:34,862 maybe it's a scam. Either way, 797 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:36,829 you're gonna forget she ever existed. 798 00:38:36,931 --> 00:38:39,198 Or I will summon the full power of my office 799 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:43,068 to erase any and all meaning from your life. 800 00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,505 Mm. You wouldn't use your job like that. 801 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,977 Hmm. 802 00:38:56,082 --> 00:38:59,017 Uh, do you know the expression Federal Case? 803 00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:01,920 As in, "Hey, bub, don't make a federal case out of it"? 804 00:39:02,022 --> 00:39:03,955 - I guess. Yeah. - Yeah. Reason people say it is: 805 00:39:04,057 --> 00:39:05,690 because a federal case 806 00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:08,226 is the worst fucking thing there is. 807 00:39:08,328 --> 00:39:11,228 State crimes, city violations, 808 00:39:11,330 --> 00:39:13,631 those can be defended, mitigated, fought. 809 00:39:13,733 --> 00:39:16,166 Yeah. And even if you do get convicted, 810 00:39:16,268 --> 00:39:19,469 you probably only serve a fraction of the time given, 811 00:39:19,572 --> 00:39:21,138 then you get off for good behavior, 812 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,740 you get parole, 813 00:39:22,842 --> 00:39:24,241 maybe you never even have to go 814 00:39:24,343 --> 00:39:26,343 'cause the jails are too crowded. 815 00:39:26,445 --> 00:39:28,945 So you stay at home with a bracelet on your ankle, 816 00:39:29,047 --> 00:39:31,080 and you spend your day trying to convince 817 00:39:31,182 --> 00:39:33,149 the pizza delivery girl to give you a blowjob. 818 00:39:34,619 --> 00:39:37,520 But, you see, there are no blowjobs 819 00:39:37,622 --> 00:39:39,556 in a federal case. 820 00:39:40,926 --> 00:39:44,126 Mm. Our conviction rate is 97 percent. 821 00:39:44,228 --> 00:39:46,127 And there is no parole, either. 822 00:39:46,229 --> 00:39:47,996 So you do the full time. 823 00:39:48,098 --> 00:39:49,565 And that time is almost always 824 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:53,068 exactly what the prosecutor, what I, recommend. 825 00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:56,137 So I say to you, Anthony: 826 00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,107 Don't make this a federal case. 827 00:40:01,278 --> 00:40:03,210 Ah, Jesus. 828 00:40:03,312 --> 00:40:05,179 Oh, and whatever I do to you, 829 00:40:05,281 --> 00:40:08,315 I can do to anyone you gave any of that money to, 830 00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:09,917 like your family. 831 00:40:10,019 --> 00:40:12,186 I really should take a closer look at them. 832 00:40:12,288 --> 00:40:13,821 You're a real sonofabitch. 833 00:40:13,923 --> 00:40:15,656 Oh. A lot of people hate me. 834 00:40:15,758 --> 00:40:17,157 Tell him why they hate me, Karl. 835 00:40:17,259 --> 00:40:18,725 You're a real sonofabitch. 836 00:40:18,827 --> 00:40:23,362 I am. Especially when you've fucked with someone I care about. 837 00:40:26,868 --> 00:40:28,468 Go away. 838 00:40:39,647 --> 00:40:41,246 That was fun. 839 00:40:41,348 --> 00:40:43,816 Just like how Janet Reno and I used to run it. 840 00:40:43,918 --> 00:40:45,651 You think he'll really disappear? 841 00:40:45,753 --> 00:40:48,353 Like a fart in the wind on the Ponderosa. 842 00:40:49,724 --> 00:40:51,090 Close the door. 843 00:40:56,096 --> 00:40:57,762 How goes your data scrape? 844 00:40:57,864 --> 00:41:00,197 I met with IT, explained the sensitivity. 845 00:41:00,299 --> 00:41:02,266 I've established a series of searches 846 00:41:02,368 --> 00:41:04,502 I can discreetly run on agents' messages. 847 00:41:04,604 --> 00:41:06,671 If anything pings, I can widen out the search. 848 00:41:06,773 --> 00:41:09,240 I'm sure the AG will eat that up with a camping spoon. 849 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,508 Maybe even put a letter in your file. 850 00:41:11,610 --> 00:41:13,076 Isn't that why you made your move? 851 00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:15,512 To help rebuild your rep. 852 00:41:15,614 --> 00:41:17,480 Maybe I did it to shield you. 853 00:41:17,582 --> 00:41:19,349 So it wouldn't be your ass on the line. 854 00:41:19,451 --> 00:41:21,051 Uh-huh. Either way, 855 00:41:21,153 --> 00:41:23,654 don't be too zealous in finding wrongdoing here. 856 00:41:23,756 --> 00:41:25,789 Jock's perch is many miles away. 857 00:41:25,891 --> 00:41:27,389 But the people in this building, 858 00:41:27,491 --> 00:41:29,725 you gotta live with them every day. 859 00:41:33,164 --> 00:41:37,199 My boy, my boy, my prodigal boy. 860 00:41:39,137 --> 00:41:42,571 What more can I do for you? 861 00:41:42,674 --> 00:41:45,573 I'd like to use your apartment. 862 00:41:45,676 --> 00:41:47,709 I know that Mom is in Palm Beach 863 00:41:47,811 --> 00:41:50,779 and I need some privacy. 864 00:41:50,881 --> 00:41:54,149 You also had to know I'd ask why, so... 865 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,217 out with it. 866 00:41:56,319 --> 00:41:59,220 I need a private place to meet with a young woman. 867 00:42:01,623 --> 00:42:05,392 I appreciate that you're smart enough not to take this to a hotel, 868 00:42:05,494 --> 00:42:07,127 it's too public. 869 00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:11,331 Even with things being the way they've been between us, 870 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,133 I'm proud you know 871 00:42:13,235 --> 00:42:15,969 - you can always come to me. - It's not really like that, 872 00:42:16,072 --> 00:42:17,204 - Dad. - I've always said: 873 00:42:17,306 --> 00:42:20,306 monogamy is a form of socialism. 874 00:42:20,408 --> 00:42:22,541 It's testosterone redistribution 875 00:42:22,643 --> 00:42:25,745 so a few bucks don't keep all the does to themselves. 876 00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,147 I'm doing this for Ira. 877 00:42:28,249 --> 00:42:30,482 I'm taking care of something 878 00:42:30,585 --> 00:42:33,753 that he can't take care of himself. 879 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:38,023 So it's not concupiscence, it's menschkeit. 880 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:39,257 I'm even prouder. 881 00:42:40,728 --> 00:42:42,060 When is she due? 882 00:42:42,162 --> 00:42:43,461 Hour or so. 883 00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:44,696 I could stay, 884 00:42:44,798 --> 00:42:46,098 in an advisory capacity... 885 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,265 No. No. 886 00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:50,902 Thank you, Dad, no, um, I just need the space. 887 00:42:51,004 --> 00:42:52,636 Mm-hmm. 888 00:42:56,642 --> 00:42:59,777 Taiga, I don't know you very well. 889 00:42:59,879 --> 00:43:01,378 I didn't try to get to know you, 890 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,982 and that's on me. Perhaps I thought Ira would move on to someone more... 891 00:43:05,084 --> 00:43:07,618 Substantial? 892 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,053 Closer to his age bracket. 893 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,857 So I'm at a bit of a loss whether to appeal 894 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:18,862 to your decency, your vanity, your avarice... 895 00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:22,565 or just to your fear center. 896 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:24,033 Please. 897 00:43:24,136 --> 00:43:26,168 Anthony returned the money, 898 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,370 even got back the deposit on that apartment. 899 00:43:28,472 --> 00:43:30,205 And now he's gone. 900 00:43:30,307 --> 00:43:32,507 - You chased him off. - I did. 901 00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:34,910 And I can't say that you were wrong. 902 00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:37,246 I'm embarrassed and ashamed and, yes, 903 00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:39,748 I am afraid of whatever you're gonna do next. 904 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,950 So congratulations. 905 00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:44,618 Your fucked up tactics fucked me up. 906 00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:52,593 This is a postnuptial agreement. 907 00:43:52,695 --> 00:43:58,132 It entitles you to 50,000 dollars for every year you stay in the marriage. 908 00:43:58,234 --> 00:44:00,466 Which means, all told, you'll be walking away 909 00:44:00,568 --> 00:44:02,602 with 50,000 dollars. 910 00:44:04,372 --> 00:44:06,072 You don't need to read it. 911 00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:08,574 I may play dirty, but I don't deal dirty. 912 00:44:08,677 --> 00:44:10,576 Just sign it, take it to Ira, 913 00:44:10,679 --> 00:44:13,013 and then tell him that you're leaving, 914 00:44:13,115 --> 00:44:17,116 but that you wanted to do it with integrity. 915 00:44:35,001 --> 00:44:36,935 I liked him. 916 00:44:38,972 --> 00:44:41,172 And I really did try to love him. 917 00:44:41,274 --> 00:44:44,108 Try harder. 918 00:44:44,211 --> 00:44:46,077 - Dad... - You give a marriage seven years 919 00:44:46,179 --> 00:44:47,078 before you even entertain 920 00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,779 - the notion of a divorce. - Dad. 921 00:44:48,882 --> 00:44:51,548 From the day the Dorsey Brothers showed that Presley boy 922 00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:52,983 swiveling his hips, 923 00:44:53,085 --> 00:44:56,053 there's been a slow but steady erosion of the family. 924 00:44:56,155 --> 00:44:58,255 Well, here is how you keep one going: 925 00:44:58,357 --> 00:45:00,590 You find a group of friends better than you, 926 00:45:00,692 --> 00:45:04,527 find one worse, bitch about them to each other, 927 00:45:04,629 --> 00:45:06,596 and then when you're all bitched out, 928 00:45:06,698 --> 00:45:08,530 run ten miles a day. 929 00:45:08,632 --> 00:45:11,633 Take your birth control pills and flush them; 930 00:45:11,736 --> 00:45:15,204 and make that kid your project together. 931 00:45:15,306 --> 00:45:18,341 And if Ira doesn't know how to fuck you, 932 00:45:18,442 --> 00:45:19,575 you teach him. 933 00:45:19,677 --> 00:45:21,143 Okay. Yeah. 934 00:45:21,246 --> 00:45:23,379 I'm not done. One more thing: 935 00:45:23,481 --> 00:45:25,981 give yourself the lime test. You stick your finger 936 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,749 in lime juice and put it up inside. 937 00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:30,551 And if it stings, get yourself cleaned out. 938 00:45:30,653 --> 00:45:34,722 Do not bring the clap home to your husband; 939 00:45:34,824 --> 00:45:36,258 it's uncivil. 940 00:45:47,803 --> 00:45:49,937 That's what you meant by "advisor"? 941 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:53,140 Ira doesn't want or need another divorce. 942 00:45:53,242 --> 00:45:55,109 He needs a wife who's broken in. 943 00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:58,212 And since he can't break her, I'll do it for him. 944 00:46:00,949 --> 00:46:04,850 This is what's gonna make him happy. 945 00:46:04,953 --> 00:46:08,922 And that's what you want, right, son? 946 00:46:12,193 --> 00:46:15,761 I've missed you, Dad. 947 00:46:22,803 --> 00:46:25,437 Normally we go over your legal bill on the phone. 948 00:46:25,539 --> 00:46:28,140 To avoid... you know. 949 00:46:28,242 --> 00:46:30,508 After today, I don't think I'm gonna be writing 950 00:46:30,610 --> 00:46:32,744 any fat checks for a while. 951 00:46:32,846 --> 00:46:34,312 Plus, this year's tab, 952 00:46:34,414 --> 00:46:36,247 you outdid yourself. Record-setting. 953 00:46:36,349 --> 00:46:38,249 I knocked 30 percent off the hours before 954 00:46:38,351 --> 00:46:39,483 I even sent it to you. 955 00:46:39,585 --> 00:46:40,751 Sure. Of course you did, 956 00:46:40,853 --> 00:46:42,686 because you inflated 'em in the first place. 957 00:46:42,788 --> 00:46:44,388 Ten million fucking dollars... 958 00:46:44,490 --> 00:46:45,990 You're gonna haggle with me, 959 00:46:46,092 --> 00:46:47,858 after the victory I delivered? 960 00:46:47,961 --> 00:46:49,060 You delivered it? 961 00:46:49,162 --> 00:46:51,061 I seem to remember you encouraging me 962 00:46:51,163 --> 00:46:52,996 to tuck tail and take a plea. 963 00:46:53,098 --> 00:46:55,332 Leaving me to figure out how to work miracles. 964 00:46:55,434 --> 00:46:57,033 How much do you want to fucking pay? 965 00:46:57,135 --> 00:46:58,835 Not a penny over nine million. 966 00:46:58,937 --> 00:47:00,971 You're doing this over a million dollars... 967 00:47:01,073 --> 00:47:02,405 - Mm. - A number that doesn't mean 968 00:47:02,507 --> 00:47:04,975 jack shit to you, but would mean the world 969 00:47:05,077 --> 00:47:07,176 to my firm and the dozen associates 970 00:47:07,278 --> 00:47:10,245 who worked all-nighters on your fucking case. 971 00:47:10,348 --> 00:47:12,081 And yet you push and push. 972 00:47:12,183 --> 00:47:13,815 Most people pick their spots. 973 00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:15,985 - Well, I pick every spot. - Of course. 974 00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:18,587 You can't just engage, you've got to compete, 975 00:47:18,689 --> 00:47:20,956 you can't merely compete, you've got to win, 976 00:47:21,058 --> 00:47:25,026 and a win isn't a win unless it's a kill. 977 00:47:25,128 --> 00:47:27,295 You want the fucking nine million or not? 978 00:47:27,397 --> 00:47:30,198 Fine. Send it. 979 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:32,000 See ya soon. 980 00:47:34,971 --> 00:47:36,037 There. 981 00:47:36,139 --> 00:47:38,373 Ah. Look at that porterhouse. 982 00:47:38,475 --> 00:47:39,540 Dynamic duo. 983 00:47:39,642 --> 00:47:40,541 Filet for me. 984 00:47:40,643 --> 00:47:42,109 Strip for this guy. 985 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,247 Lovely. Thank you. 986 00:47:56,291 --> 00:47:57,724 Mmm. 987 00:48:00,094 --> 00:48:01,427 Mmm. 988 00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:06,032 Salt? 989 00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:07,048 Doesn't need it. 990 00:48:09,170 --> 00:48:12,004 Three days seeing you in a row, Ira. I like this new streak. 991 00:48:12,106 --> 00:48:14,640 And I'm in better spirits than when we last spoke. 992 00:48:14,742 --> 00:48:16,074 Mm-hmm? 993 00:48:16,176 --> 00:48:17,909 Taiga came home. 994 00:48:18,011 --> 00:48:18,976 Did she? 995 00:48:19,079 --> 00:48:20,078 With the money. 996 00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:21,779 And a postnup. 997 00:48:21,881 --> 00:48:24,315 Well, you were right. It all blew over. 998 00:48:24,418 --> 00:48:26,817 She just needed to get it out of her system. 999 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,386 Thank you. 1000 00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:35,592 It's funny, 1001 00:48:35,694 --> 00:48:37,627 the thing I was most afraid of, 1002 00:48:37,729 --> 00:48:39,530 the thing that haunted me in the middle of the night, 1003 00:48:39,631 --> 00:48:43,300 was Taiga finding some other guy. 1004 00:48:43,402 --> 00:48:45,635 Thought it would absolutely end me. 1005 00:48:45,737 --> 00:48:48,572 But the strange gift in all this mishegas, 1006 00:48:48,674 --> 00:48:51,974 what it taught me. 1007 00:48:52,077 --> 00:48:55,578 Sometimes the worst thing happening isn't so bad. 1008 00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:01,650 I'm not saying I would have willed this on purpose, but... do I sound crazy? 1009 00:49:01,752 --> 00:49:04,120 No. On the contrary. 1010 00:49:04,222 --> 00:49:06,921 Very wise, my friend. 1011 00:49:07,023 --> 00:49:08,723 Very wise. 1012 00:49:15,774 --> 00:49:20,235 Sacker, get us a meeting with the state Attorney General, Alvin Epstein. 1013 00:49:26,909 --> 00:49:28,342 What's the total? 1014 00:49:28,444 --> 00:49:30,211 Same as last year. 1015 00:49:42,224 --> 00:49:43,423 To the raise. 1016 00:49:47,629 --> 00:49:49,129 Ahh. 1017 00:49:49,231 --> 00:49:52,165 Next year, when you've got 30 billion under management, 1018 00:49:52,267 --> 00:49:53,699 you're gonna look back fondly 1019 00:49:53,801 --> 00:49:57,302 on how little you paid today. 1020 00:49:57,404 --> 00:50:02,040 Actually I still have one comp meeting left. 1021 00:50:02,143 --> 00:50:04,042 Is it mine? I bet it's mine. 1022 00:50:04,425 --> 00:50:07,100 It is. I know it's been a strange year for you, 1023 00:50:07,135 --> 00:50:09,423 serving different masters, almost losing me... 1024 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:10,647 Don't take me back there. 1025 00:50:10,682 --> 00:50:13,552 But through it all, you have been the bulwark that Axe Cap needs. 1026 00:50:13,654 --> 00:50:17,522 And so for this, I have a special present. 1027 00:50:17,624 --> 00:50:18,556 That's more like it. 1028 00:50:18,658 --> 00:50:20,258 Reach behind the couch. 1029 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:26,515 Whoa. 1030 00:50:30,503 --> 00:50:32,569 Oh, it brings me back to childhood. 1031 00:50:32,671 --> 00:50:36,239 All the high-end nudity of a cadged Playboy, 1032 00:50:36,341 --> 00:50:37,874 but with sophistication, 1033 00:50:37,976 --> 00:50:41,878 and that certain je Ne sais quoi of the French. 1034 00:50:44,383 --> 00:50:48,284 Oh, and your bonus is the age you were when you first discovered that magazine. 1035 00:50:48,386 --> 00:50:51,420 Pains me to take from your personal vault... 1036 00:50:51,522 --> 00:50:53,822 but nine million feels good. 1037 00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:58,360 Where did you find these? 1038 00:51:01,299 --> 00:51:03,299 I can't believe you kept all of Dad's crap. 1039 00:51:03,401 --> 00:51:05,833 Yeah, well, at first I thought he was coming back. 1040 00:51:05,935 --> 00:51:07,669 And then I was afraid he'd come back. 1041 00:51:07,770 --> 00:51:09,804 Then when I realized he wasn't... I thought 1042 00:51:09,906 --> 00:51:11,406 it'd be petty to toss everything. 1043 00:51:11,508 --> 00:51:13,541 So I didn't want to give him that power. 1044 00:51:13,643 --> 00:51:16,244 Yeah? So you asserted yourself... 1045 00:51:16,346 --> 00:51:19,980 by spending 34 years storing and toting all his stuff. 1046 00:51:22,018 --> 00:51:24,084 Your father was your first great enemy. 1047 00:51:24,186 --> 00:51:27,321 Yeah, well, if you abandon your kid, that's what you get. 1048 00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:32,292 Found it. 1049 00:51:34,697 --> 00:51:38,699 You know, you hated him long before that. 1050 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,967 The way you used to take the fight to each other. 1051 00:51:42,069 --> 00:51:44,103 I used to like the way you were such a fighter. 1052 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:47,055 I'll admit that I didn't love when you tried 1053 00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:48,140 to take the fight to me, though. 1054 00:51:48,577 --> 00:51:49,975 That was a fucking mistake. 1055 00:51:51,432 --> 00:51:52,177 I maybe should have told you 1056 00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:54,813 not to talk like that when you were a kid. 1057 00:51:54,915 --> 00:51:56,314 I think I still would have. 1058 00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:58,816 Sure. But you also would have had a little voice 1059 00:51:58,918 --> 00:52:03,054 in the back of your head telling you not to. 1060 00:52:03,156 --> 00:52:05,056 Do you have that voice? 1061 00:52:05,158 --> 00:52:06,725 At all? 1062 00:52:22,074 --> 00:52:25,008 So, come on. Where? 1063 00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:26,910 Just came across them. 1064 00:52:31,115 --> 00:52:32,248 Hmm. 1065 00:52:43,307 --> 00:52:46,542 Oliver. Solid whiskers. 1066 00:52:46,644 --> 00:52:49,177 Gets me into the professorial mindset. 1067 00:52:49,279 --> 00:52:50,712 Mm. 1068 00:52:50,814 --> 00:52:53,347 You enjoying the teaching? 1069 00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:55,550 When you know the practice is that different 1070 00:52:55,652 --> 00:52:57,719 from the letter and the spirit... 1071 00:52:57,821 --> 00:52:59,387 You feel like you're lying to them. 1072 00:52:59,489 --> 00:53:00,956 Telling the truth is worse. 1073 00:53:01,058 --> 00:53:02,958 We don't need lawyers pre-jaded. 1074 00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:04,125 Hmm. 1075 00:53:04,227 --> 00:53:05,225 At least the, uh... 1076 00:53:05,327 --> 00:53:09,096 the wife is happy to have me home. 1077 00:53:09,198 --> 00:53:10,497 Yeah. 1078 00:53:14,036 --> 00:53:16,003 So... 1079 00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:17,671 What I couldn't say on the phone... 1080 00:53:17,773 --> 00:53:21,741 there is an FBI agent I know who did an opp for Chuck. 1081 00:53:21,843 --> 00:53:24,176 Off the books. 1082 00:53:24,278 --> 00:53:25,578 The agent told you about it? 1083 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,947 Mnh-mnh. Found another way in. 1084 00:53:28,049 --> 00:53:29,348 Hmm. 1085 00:53:29,450 --> 00:53:31,183 I don't know where this ends, 1086 00:53:31,285 --> 00:53:32,518 but I have a start. 1087 00:53:32,621 --> 00:53:35,421 You're trying to convince me to help you go after Chuck. 1088 00:53:35,523 --> 00:53:39,491 No. I'm giving you a chance to convince me. 1089 00:53:39,593 --> 00:53:42,293 Why'd you let yourself get led astray? 1090 00:53:42,395 --> 00:53:44,195 Why'd you protect Chuck? 1091 00:53:44,297 --> 00:53:45,731 Why did you? 1092 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:49,467 I believed in him. 1093 00:53:49,569 --> 00:53:52,170 I didn't believe in myself. 1094 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:56,140 But I believe he must be stopped. 1095 00:54:04,684 --> 00:54:06,416 You said you had the cloak 1096 00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:10,220 and wanted me to provide the dagger. 1097 00:54:10,322 --> 00:54:13,790 No idea what that means, but it got me here. 1098 00:54:13,892 --> 00:54:18,061 I want you to launch an investigation into Jock Jeffcoat's brother 1099 00:54:18,163 --> 00:54:20,063 and TexasSouthCable. 1100 00:54:20,165 --> 00:54:21,297 Based on what? 1101 00:54:21,399 --> 00:54:23,399 Based on this. 1102 00:54:25,203 --> 00:54:27,837 This is Ashley Cutler. 1103 00:54:32,076 --> 00:54:34,176 This is unusable. Weak witness. 1104 00:54:34,278 --> 00:54:36,511 Yeah. 1105 00:54:36,613 --> 00:54:39,247 So no actual deployable evidence. 1106 00:54:39,349 --> 00:54:41,116 None to speak of. No. 1107 00:54:44,121 --> 00:54:48,122 We know that our witness, Mr. Cutler, isn't strong enough to win Case A, 1108 00:54:48,224 --> 00:54:51,025 but we're not trying to win Case A. 1109 00:54:51,127 --> 00:54:54,495 No. We're gonna get Jock on trying to stop it. 1110 00:54:54,597 --> 00:54:56,564 - Ah. - So, in the end, 1111 00:54:56,666 --> 00:54:59,533 the case you'll be bringing is: obstruction of justice. 1112 00:54:59,635 --> 00:55:02,998 Against the Attorney General of the United States. 1113 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:03,970 Right now you're just 1114 00:55:04,073 --> 00:55:06,406 the Attorney General of New York state, Mr. Epstein. 1115 00:55:06,508 --> 00:55:08,887 But to be the man you gotta beat the man. 1116 00:55:08,922 --> 00:55:11,277 After you topple someone of Jock's stature... 1117 00:55:11,379 --> 00:55:13,346 you'll be the motherfucking man. 1118 00:55:16,351 --> 00:55:20,520 Nothing makes me feel so alive as putting my head in a tiger's mouth. 1119 00:55:20,622 --> 00:55:24,389 Right up until the moment the tiger snaps his jaws shut. 1120 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:28,160 But we will be there with chairs and whips at the ready. 1121 00:55:28,262 --> 00:55:29,760 You sure he'll come? 1122 00:55:29,831 --> 00:55:32,932 The three of us, we'll cause him to. 1123 00:55:33,034 --> 00:55:35,400 I was sweating over the worst possible thing 1124 00:55:35,502 --> 00:55:38,669 that could happen, which was Jock finding out what I've been up to 1125 00:55:38,772 --> 00:55:39,938 and stopping it. 1126 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,341 And then I realized... 1127 00:55:43,443 --> 00:55:46,310 what if the worst thing did happen? 1128 00:55:46,412 --> 00:55:48,012 What if we made it so? 1129 00:55:48,115 --> 00:55:50,414 Rather than worry about Jock obstructing, 1130 00:55:50,516 --> 00:55:52,516 we're gonna invite it. 1131 00:55:52,619 --> 00:55:54,418 - Bait it. - Your part is simple. 1132 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,685 Proceed as usual. 1133 00:55:55,788 --> 00:55:58,021 Try to keep everything a secret. 1134 00:55:59,391 --> 00:56:01,125 - The great impossibility. - Right. 1135 00:56:01,227 --> 00:56:04,427 And once Jock knows you're coming for his brother, he will realize 1136 00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:06,363 that eventually it will come back to him. 1137 00:56:06,465 --> 00:56:08,232 And before he can let that happen... 1138 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,399 He'll try to get to Cutler, 1139 00:56:09,501 --> 00:56:11,235 to shut him up and shut it all down. 1140 00:56:11,336 --> 00:56:14,370 And that's what we'll get him on. 1141 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,292 It's ready. 1142 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:41,062 It's fucking ready. Don't tell me it's not ready. 1143 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:42,144 It's ready. 1144 00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:44,299 It's like a Trident missile in launch mode. 1145 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:45,933 You sell Axe on deploying this, 1146 00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:47,434 he becomes state of the art. 1147 00:56:47,536 --> 00:56:48,889 He takes human decision making, 1148 00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:50,524 that fallibility, out of the game. 1149 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,340 And he starts moving in micro-seconds. 1150 00:56:55,344 --> 00:56:57,845 We go live in a week. Good work. 1151 00:57:23,304 --> 00:57:25,838 It looks like you're ready to get into business. 1152 00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:28,841 I need a meeting with your boss, Grigor Andolov. 1153 00:57:56,786 --> 00:57:58,229 You have a problem. 1154 00:57:58,363 --> 00:58:01,631 I will make your problem disappear. 1155 00:58:02,377 --> 00:58:05,269 Jesus Christ. What do you want? 1156 00:58:05,336 --> 00:58:07,938 - I've got him. - What do you think you know? 1157 00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:11,708 If the endgame is coming I say bring it on. 1158 00:58:11,776 --> 00:58:16,212 If I were to engage on your behalf I'd expect something in return. 1159 00:58:16,803 --> 00:58:18,014 Would you, now? 1160 00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:21,083 - What is your objective? - Total destruction. 1161 00:58:28,154 --> 00:58:31,237 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 1161 00:58:32,305 --> 00:59:32,212 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6cr4f Help other users to choose the best subtitles 86429

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