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♪
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(alarm beeping)
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(beeping stops)
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(toothbrush motor whirring)
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I guess what I'm having a little
bit of trouble with here
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is how you could have done
something like this
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in the first place.
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I mean, please,
help me understand
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what was going through
your minds at the time.
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We weren't paying attention.
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And I know I speak for us both
when I say that
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if I had it to do over again,
I would absolutely
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do things differently.
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I would be much more aware.
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Because you got caught,
or because you feel ashamed?
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I feel ashamed.
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I'm ashamed of my behavior,
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and I am deeply,
deeply sorry.
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Yeah, we were all gonna go
to Kylynn's after work,
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if you want to come.
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MAN (on TV):
Me, too.
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I mean, you can invite her,
if you want.
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I'm just kind of
over her right now.
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(TV continues indistinctly)
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Well, she's just been
kind of like
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a really bad friend to all
our other friends, you know?
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I mean, she got 15 downvotes
last week,
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so that tells you something.
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That's about all the time
we have for Lewis and Tom,
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so, please, don't forget
to cast your votes now.
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You have The Breakfast Show on?
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Yeah, but I missed the first
part-- what did they do?
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-...or sincere.
-Mm.
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That one guy has
really weird eyes.
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Mm, I don't know,
he just seems kind of shady.
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Yeah, I was gonna wear
the blue one,
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but then I totally forgot
I let Jessala borrow it,
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and now she's out of town.
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(chuckles)
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I know, right? Bitch.
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She is so getting a downvote
when she gets back.
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(chiming)
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GUARD:
Hey! Hey!
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(grunts)
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(panting)
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Final Vote has begun.
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(buzzer sounding)
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(electricity crackling)
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(screaming)
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♪
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Man, it does look
a lot like Earth.
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ED:
In more ways than one.
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With all the different planets
in the galaxy,
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you're bound to have a few cases
of parallel species development.
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Sargas Four is an acute example
of this phenomenon.
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Union cultural anthropologists
believe it bears
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remarkable similarities
to your 21st century Earth.
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So, like, I could go down there
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and get, like, a Manwich?
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Nobody's going down there
except the landing team.
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How long have the researchers
been unaccounted for?
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Over a month.
(sighs)
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Their last report indicated
they'd had
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some success integrating
into the culture.
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They even sent back some really
interesting images.
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And then, suddenly, nothing.
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Radio silence.
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Could just be equipment
malfunction.
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-Communications failure.
-Maybe.
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I'm gonna go check
on the landing team.
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-Bortus, you have the conn.
-Aye, sir.
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(grunts)
This is ridiculous, man.
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How the hell is anybody supposed
to walk around in these things?
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I don't know, John, I think you
look good in skinny jeans.
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If I wanted to scratch
my balls right now,
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I would have to reach
in my back pocket.
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Yeah, well, at least
your pants are whole.
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Commander, I look ridiculous.
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You want to go down there
with that forehead?
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Well, no, but...
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Okay, let's see what else
is in the file.
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We don't have a lot of specific
information on this society.
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Traditional Sargas Four
headwear, various styles.
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Here.
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There you go.
That's better.
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John, what do you think?
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I dig it.
I like the whole thing.
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If Andy got a look at you
right now,
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he'd be kickin' himself
for dumpin' you.
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I dumped him, let's be clear
about that.
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My God, you guys look like
unemployed backup dancers.
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You want to lead this
landing party?
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No, I'm too shy
to wear a crop top.
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Don't forget this.
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Sargas Four
is a capitalist culture.
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What is it?
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-It's money.
-What do you do with it?
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You give it to people,
and they give you stuff,
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-or they do stuff.
-That's weird.
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There's gonna be a lot of weird
surprises down there,
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so everyone's gonna have
to stay alert.
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Claire... I'm sure Lewis
is fine.
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It's probably just faulty
communications.
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I appreciate that, Captain.
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Lewis and I worked together
a long time ago,
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but I always remember him being
very resourceful.
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I know he's okay.
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All right.
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Now, remember, you go in,
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you locate the anthropologists,
you bring 'em back.
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You leave as tiny a footprint
as you can on that society.
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No interference.
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If, God forbid, something's
happened to our people,
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you get out of there fast, you
report back here. Understood?
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-Okay.
-All right, good luck.
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Oh, and, Alara,
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do something about
that nose, will you?
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Aye, sir.
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Why are you sitting like that?
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It's these friggin' jeans.
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If I leaned back right now,
I'd give myself a vasectomy.
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Engage cloak.
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Engaging cloak.
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(low chatter)
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Hey, Jerris.
Good to see you back.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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I think that was probably
the worst flu I ever had.
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Well, hey, looks like
you lost a few pounds.
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You know, I'll take it.
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Oh, look at that.
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How nice is your grandma, huh?
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How much does she love you?
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Thank you, Grandma.
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Oh, you are so welcome,
dear one.
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What do you give to Grandma?
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-Thank you, honey.
-Aw, good girl.
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MOTHER:
That's it.
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-Oh!
-Watch it, dude!
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I'm really sorry.
I wasn't looking.
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CLAIRE:
Look at this place.
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My God, it's incredible how
similar it is to old Earth.
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Yeah, maybe there's
a "Bustin Jieber"
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walkin' around somewhere.
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Grayson to Orville.
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ED (over comm):
Orville here.
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-You reading me?
-Loud and clear.
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Good. We'll stay on this
frequency and contact you
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when we have an update.
Grayson out.
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All right, here you go.
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Have a good day.
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-KELLY: Hi. Yeah, hi.
-Can I help you?
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We were wondering,
if by any chance, you've seen
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either of these two men.
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(laughs)
What's this, a joke?
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No, it's not.
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Do you know them?
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Yeah, I know who they are.
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Do you know where
we can find them?
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Well, they used to hang out
at the cafe up the street.
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Hey, where are your badges?
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We're not police officers,
if that's what you're asking.
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Well, you sure as hell
are gonna get arrested
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without your badges.
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Mine broke,
so I figured I'd wait
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for the new version to come out.
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Actually, we lost them.
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I can sell you a set of four,
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all pre-loaded
with 200,000 upvotes.
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That's... that's great, thanks.
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They're all odd numbers, with
a couple of downvotes included,
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so it doesn't seem fake.
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-(Kelly clears throat)
-40 lods.
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-I'm sorry?
-Come on!
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-The money.
-Oh. Oh, right. Sorry.
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Um...
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-Now, about the two men.
-Go on,
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get the hell outta here--
you want to get me busted?
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Come on, let's go check out
the cafe.
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What are these things?
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I don't know,
but everybody's wearing 'em.
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Look around you.
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Hey, Alara,
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maybe you can find
a guy here, huh?
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Brand-new planet, nobody knows
your dating history.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Nothin'. It's just that
you've gone through
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two guys in two months.
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Well, I told you, it's just
really hard to find a guy
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who doesn't get insecure
about my abilities.
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Is that the only reason
you dumped Andy?
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Mostly, but also...
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he danced weird.
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-What?
-Weird how?
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Too grindy.
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A little grindy can be good.
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Yeah, but this was
really grindy.
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Wait, what's-what's too grindy?
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Right, like,
is-is this too grindy?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Is this too grindy
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or not grindy enough?
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-Lieutenant, stop it.
-This is it, right?
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Huh?
This is that Goldilocks grind.
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Where the grind is just right.
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Lieutenant, knock it off
right now. That's an order.
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All right, all right.
I was just trying to help out.
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What part of inconspicuous
don't you understand?
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There's the cafe, come on.
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And there's great concern about
the level of contamination
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due to industrial waste
in the South Madaka reservoir.
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But you can't deny facts.
74% of the population
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has voted that assessment false.
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I mean, facts are facts.
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Have a nice day.
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Hi, I'd just like a cup of tea,
please.
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Read the sign.
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Please,
all I want is a cup of tea.
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I've been to a dozen cafes
all over town...
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No exceptions.
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Most of these are from
my 20s.
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I'm a completely
different person, and...
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Look, if you don't
get out of here right now,
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I'm going to call the police.
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-Hi. Can I help you?
-I hope so.
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We're looking for two men
who've been seen here.
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Hi. I'm Lysella.
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Hey, I'm John.
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How's it going?
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Oh, God, that was too forward,
wasn't it?
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Was that too forward?
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Nah. No.
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I was just saying
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I wish somebody
would poke me today.
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(chuckles)
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What happened to your nose?
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It's a deviated septum.
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She's a coke addict.
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Ma'am, have you seen either
of these two men?
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You're kidding me, right?
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Everybody knows these guys.
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Why does everyone know them?
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They got corrected,
like a month ago.
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What do you mean by corrected?
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-(rapid trilling)
-MAN (on TV): Breaking news...
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-Oh, my God.
-John, your badge.
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Oh, my God, what did you do?
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-Commander, look.
-MAN (on TV): Again,
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what you are seeing here
is a man
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performing what appears to be
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a lewd act on a statue
of Mella Giffenden.
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This was recorded just a few
minutes ago and uploaded.
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The Feed is understandably
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not happy about it,
254
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,352
and voting has already begun.
255
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,453
The badge code has been
identified,
256
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,115
so get out those mobile devices
and cast your vote now.
257
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,415
Oh, my God,
you're already above 500,000.
258
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,827
You need to
get out of here, now.
259
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,128
-Wait, what does that mean?
-Get out of here. Now! Go!
260
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,061
Come on, let's go.
261
00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:19,632
MAN:
Hey!
262
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,296
Hey, that's the guy!
263
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,066
(crowd clamoring)
264
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,313
-What's going on here?
-I...
265
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,649
Grayson to Orville.
266
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,380
-Mercer here, go ahead.
-Captain, there's something
267
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,015
going on down here.
Some kind of social hysteria
268
00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:39,151
surrounding Lieutenant Lamarr.
269
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,886
Show some respect
for your country, jerk.
270
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,320
Hey, chill out.
271
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,820
Kelly, what's happening?
272
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,328
John dry-humped a statue.
273
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,330
What?
274
00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:49,231
Get out of the way!
275
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,704
(rapid beeping)
276
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,170
We got to get out of here now.
277
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,642
I'll contact you
from the shuttle.
278
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,800
Grayson out.
279
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,867
Get out of the way.
280
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,405
We got to move, guys. Come on.
281
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,510
-Come on, let's move.
-Get out of the way.
282
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,741
Move.
283
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,076
Come on, we gotta move.
284
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,211
Hold it right there!
285
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,354
You're under arrest.
286
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:27,171
Exactly what did your navigator
do down there?
287
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:31,271
I'm told he dry-humped a statue.
288
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,165
Oh, my God.
289
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,107
What kind of ship are you
running out there, Captain?
290
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,542
Look, Admiral,
he's an impulsive guy, yes,
291
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,177
but he's fantastic at his job.
292
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,923
Part of his job
is to maintain a low profile
293
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,448
when observing lesser-developed
alien cultures.
294
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,194
I-I know that, and I promise
it will not happen again.
295
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:50,191
I will personally order him..
296
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,734
not to hump things,
but in the meantime,
297
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,529
request clearance
to extract him.
298
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,361
Absolutely not.
299
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,196
Look, sir,
just hear me out on this, okay?
300
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:01,472
Let's say we reveal ourselves.
301
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,071
We go in there,
we tell them what happened.
302
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,644
This is a culture at the 21st
century level of development.
303
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,213
Knowledge
of extraterrestrial life
304
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:11,582
could unify them
in a profound way.
305
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,811
Or it could plunge them
into a panic,
306
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,417
or some worse degree
of upheaval.
307
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:17,749
I'm sorry, Captain.
308
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,254
Your man screwed up.
309
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,086
He's going to have to play
by their rules.
310
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,322
Tucker out.
311
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,204
(Willks sighs)
312
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:35,271
Sorry to keep you waiting, John.
313
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,402
Is it "John"?
314
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,236
Yeah. That's-that's right.
315
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,172
That's an unusual name.
316
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,336
Is it Kelvic?
317
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,184
Yeah. Sure.
318
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,139
Well...
319
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:46,178
John...
320
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,423
you've gotten yourself in a bit
of a situation, haven't you?
321
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,619
I don't know. You tell me.
322
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,250
Last time I checked,
323
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,146
you only arrest someone
if they've committed a crime.
324
00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:58,528
Uh-huh. And what would you call
a million downvotes?
325
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,158
Look man, I just danced
with a statue, that's all.
326
00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:02,495
Why don't you start
by telling me
327
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,299
your version of what happened,
328
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,531
-from the beginning. -If I told
it from the beginning,
329
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,126
you'd crap your pants
and pass out.
330
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,638
(laughs)
331
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,269
Trust me, I've heard it all.
332
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,465
There's nothing you can say
that will shock me.
333
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,307
Want to bet?
334
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,312
Look, I'm just here to help you.
335
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,275
Are you supposed to be
my lawyer or something?
336
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,784
-Your what?
-My lawyer.
337
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,116
I'm not familiar with that term.
338
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,121
You know, with everything
I've seen today,
339
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,023
I'm not the least bit surprised.
340
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,685
I'm your publicity officer.
341
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,134
I'm here to help guide you
through your apology tour.
342
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,629
Okay, wait. Now I'm really lost.
343
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,202
What the hell is that?
344
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:41,171
(laughs) You-you don't know
what an apology tour is?
345
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,301
John, they happen every day.
346
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,737
How can you not be aware of...
347
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,911
Let's say I'm not aware, okay?
348
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,410
Let's say, right,
349
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,712
I'm the dumbest
son of a bitch you've ever met.
350
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,554
Now with that in mind,
351
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,849
why don't you explain
my situation to me?
352
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,882
Okay.
353
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,517
You performed
a disrespectful act
354
00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:04,364
on a statue commemorating
frontier hero Mella Giffenden.
355
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:08,091
It was caught on video and
uploaded to the Master Feed.
356
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,757
You received over one million
downvotes from the public,
357
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,167
which makes what you did
a crime against the State.
358
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,040
You will now begin
an apology tour,
359
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,339
during which the people
will vote on whether or not
360
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,112
they believe your sincerity.
361
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,209
If your downvotes remain
under ten million,
362
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,212
you'll be free to go.
363
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,105
(laughs)
364
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,206
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
365
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,218
(laughing):
Wait. I'm sorry...
366
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,620
All that crap you just said,
367
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,255
that-that's real?
368
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,791
Aw, you got to be kidding me.
369
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,785
That's how
the justice system works.
370
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,127
Which I think you know.
371
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,962
Okay, wait, so...
372
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,568
uh, what happens
if they don't believe me?
373
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:49,041
You will undergo
social correction
374
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,968
to prevent future
transgressions.
375
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:53,414
What's that,
social correction?
376
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,110
(clears throat)
You will receive
377
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,611
a series of neurological
treatments
378
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,454
to pacify any and all
potentially negative impulses.
379
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,449
Okay, now I ain't laughing.
380
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:12,585
Mercer to Grayson.
381
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:13,856
What's the latest?
382
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,401
No change, Captain.
383
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,660
We're waiting for them
to bring him out.
384
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,997
ED: I still want to know
how the hell
385
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,672
a member of my crew
let this happen.
386
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,940
KELLY:
It was my fault.
387
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,398
I take full responsibility.
388
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,307
Do you have any idea
how bad this is?
389
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:27,239
Ed, I'll fix it. I promise.
390
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,643
ED:
No surprise,
391
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,675
the admiral denied us clearance
to extract him.
392
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,280
So, what are we up against?
393
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,282
This whole society
seems to operate
394
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,484
on some kind of points system.
395
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,346
I mean, these badges
everyone wears,
396
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,015
the Feed on every wall,
397
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,693
-John's arrest...
-Okay. Your guy's here.
398
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,261
You got five minutes.
399
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,619
Okay, they just brought him out.
I got to go.
400
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:47,528
I'll contact you when I can.
Grayson out.
401
00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:52,374
Lieutenant, are you okay?
402
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,199
Yeah, I'm all right.
But, Commander, t-this is crazy.
403
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,304
They want me to do
some kind of apology tour
404
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,367
that's supposed to decide
if I'm guilty or not.
405
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,636
Well, that fits right in
with everything else
406
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:02,684
about this place.
407
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,139
I don't suppose the Orville
could send down an armed party
408
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,977
and we just blast
our way out of here.
409
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,352
The captain couldn't get
clearance from the Union.
410
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:12,152
We're gonna have to work
within the laws of this society.
411
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,685
Is the captain mad?
412
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,960
Well, he's more mad at me.
413
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,189
(sighs)
Good.
414
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,132
Listen, uh,
they said I could take
415
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,359
one person with me on the tour.
416
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:23,155
I'd like it to be you.
417
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,666
Of course. I'll do
everything I can to help.
418
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,669
We're gonna get you
out of this, don't worry.
419
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,301
ALARA:
John.
420
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,995
Did they tell you
what happens if you lose?
421
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,507
It doesn't sound good.
422
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,739
They put you through
some kind of brain fry
423
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,714
that's supposed to get rid
of all the bad stuff.
424
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,983
This is a 21st century level
society.
425
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,353
They don't have
the medical sophistication
426
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,021
to do that safely.
427
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,789
Commander, he could end up
a mental vegetable.
428
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,755
-Hey, I'm a spaceman! You got
to let me out of here! -Shh!
429
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,491
-I'm a spaceman! Hey! -Don't
make this worse for yourself.
430
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:57,328
Come on.
431
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,273
Okay, let's say...
432
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,099
let's say he loses.
433
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:04,735
Would you be able to reverse
any damage to his brain?
434
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,441
I don't know.
435
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,243
I'd have to examine someone
who's had the procedure.
436
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,435
The question is, who?
437
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,377
The missing anthropologists.
438
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,112
Remember the girl from the cafe
said that they'd been corrected.
439
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,178
-They must've done something.
-That makes sense.
440
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,246
Everyone we talked to
seemed to recognize them.
441
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,916
What in the hell
could they have done?
442
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:24,455
Lewis isn't exactly the type
to hump a statue.
443
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,331
We've got to locate those men.
444
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,804
I'm sorry, John,
I got to pull you away.
445
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,129
The Chat needs you on set
in 20 minutes.
446
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,125
The Chat?
447
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,296
Yep. Put your game face on.
448
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,604
Here we go.
449
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,449
Now remember,
humility is the key.
450
00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:54,116
You're extremely ashamed
of your lack of judgment,
451
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,263
and you're prepared
to accept society's verdict
452
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,159
with wholehearted respect.
453
00:20:58,191 --> 00:20:59,931
And don't forget
to mention the donation.
454
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,129
I got it, all right?
455
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,430
Believe me, I'm gonna just
456
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,102
go out there and kiss ass.
457
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,260
Yeah, but not too much.
458
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,668
If they think you're pandering,
459
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,100
they'll smell it.
460
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,974
Just be yourself, but be humble.
461
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,243
(audience applauds)
462
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,271
-(music plays)
-(cheering, whooping)
463
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,111
-WOMAN: Okay, welcome back
to The Chat. -(music stops)
464
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,147
It is voting time,
and today we've got one
465
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,852
I'm sure you're all aware of.
466
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:28,294
Have you guys seen this video
of the guy with the statue?
467
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,991
-(audience groaning)
-It's pretty disgraceful.
468
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:32,263
This man was caught on video
469
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,591
simulating a sexual act
470
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,027
with a statue
of Mella Giffenden,
471
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,262
and it has justifiably
angered a lot of people.
472
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,527
We have the video here.
473
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:40,996
Let's take a look.
474
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:43,604
Is it too grindy
or not grindy enough?
475
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,367
-(audience exclaims)
-Ugh.
476
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,444
(audience groaning)
477
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,843
And that's not even how I do
sex. I was-I was just dancing.
478
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,276
Um... humility.
479
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,450
Oh, wow,
480
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,348
that is just horrible.
481
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,180
Totally agree.
Look at the Master Feed.
482
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,215
Everybody's talking about it.
483
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,821
"He has no respect for
his nation," says one person.
484
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,464
"We don't need people like that
in our society," says another.
485
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,119
"Correct him now."
486
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,688
Obviously, people are
487
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,726
very passionate about this,
so let's bring him out.
488
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,903
Ladies and gentlemen,
John Lamarr.
489
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,701
-(music playing)
-Okay, go.
490
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,373
(audience booing)
491
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,444
(music stops)
492
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,253
-I just had to do that.
-Good girl.
493
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,919
Okay, so let's
get straight to it,
494
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,518
because everybody wants to know
495
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,520
why would you do something
so blatantly
496
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,862
demeaning to the image
of someone who is
497
00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:38,089
so universally respected
by our country?
498
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,934
Well, I deeply regret
my actions,
499
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,930
and I'm very, very sorry
and it will not happen again.
500
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,263
Peace.
501
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,828
I don't know.
502
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,226
Does he sound sorry?
503
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,497
-I don't think so.
-JOHN: No, I-I am.
504
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,165
I-I really am.
505
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,744
I had a momentary lapse
in judgment,
506
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,942
and I'm aware
that I caused offense
507
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,244
to a great many people
and I sincerely apologize.
508
00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,506
-(Semmla scoffs)
-(John stammers)
509
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,184
I'm not even that kind of guy.
510
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,183
Grayson to Orville.
Are you watching?
511
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,415
We're seeing it.
512
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:04,719
I like soda.
513
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,221
I'm a good driver.
514
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:09,062
Who would need such a large cup?
515
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,218
ED: Kelly, what the hell
kind of circus is this?
516
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:13,527
You're telling me
this is their legal process?
517
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,399
We haven't seen evidence
of any codified legal framework.
518
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,229
(over comm): I mean, it all
seems subject to public vote
519
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,304
at any given time.
520
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,532
Captain, what she is describing
521
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,737
is an absolute,
unstructured democracy.
522
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,941
There is no record of any
previously discovered society
523
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,384
operating in such a fashion.
524
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,038
Government by American Idol.
525
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,247
What is American Idol?
526
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,779
That was a form of entertainment
from old Earth.
527
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,245
People competed to see who had
the best singing voice.
528
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,294
Why?
529
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,118
I don't know.
530
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:42,724
It was a dark time.
531
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,356
I sing.
532
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,763
Okay, I just want
to jump in here.
533
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,296
You know, we talk to a lot of
different people on this show
534
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:54,571
and I got to say, your apology
sounds very rehearsed.
535
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,240
SEMMLA:
Yeah, it does.
536
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,239
(audience booing)
537
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,641
Do something.
538
00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:03,014
I can't. It's up to him.
539
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,182
N-No, no, I-I swear to God.
540
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,010
I-I'm so, so completely sorry.
541
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,175
N-No BS.
542
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,153
I-I even donated
543
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,792
to the Mella Giffendon
Foundation for Jacked-Up Kids.
544
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:14,288
The Foundation
for Disadvantaged Children.
545
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,020
Right. That's-that's the one.
546
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,415
Uh, I gave a whole bunch
of money.
547
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,416
HOSHEL:
Really?
548
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,627
How many lods?
549
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:22,199
-Oh, so many lods.
-How many?
550
00:24:22,228 --> 00:24:24,598
I just walked in there
and I made it rain lods.
551
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,270
I was like, boom.
552
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,429
-Lods for ev...
-CARRIS: I have a question.
553
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,697
Can you tell us
what Mella Giffendon did
554
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:33,267
that made her such a hero?
555
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,306
-Oh, no.
-What?
556
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:37,211
We didn't cover this.
557
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,213
She was... she did
a lot of things,
558
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,945
a lot of good things.
559
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,120
Th-that's why there's a statue.
560
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,689
Y-Y-Y-You don't get
a statue just sitting around.
561
00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:48,389
She got up, she got out,
562
00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:50,121
and she did what's what
563
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,186
and that's why there's a statue.
564
00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,625
Name one thing she did.
565
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,899
She saved the whale forests.
566
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,300
SEMMLA (over monitor):
He can't even name one thing.
567
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,702
Oh, my God.
How about leading
568
00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,674
an entire settlement
of pioneers, for one.
569
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,002
CARRIS (over monitor): Okay,
I think we've heard enough.
570
00:25:04,037 --> 00:25:06,007
-Yeah.
-Let's vote. Shall we vote?
571
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:07,669
-Yeah. Let's vote.
-(applause, cheers)
572
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,577
HOSHEL (over monitor): All
right, let's get his badge info
573
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:11,138
up there on the screen.
574
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,577
SEMMLA (over monitor):
Okay. There it is.
575
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:16,081
Studio audience and you folks
at home, cast your votes.
576
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,215
Dude, I got to say,
this is creepy.
577
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:19,991
I mean it.
This is creepy as hell.
578
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,919
(music plays)
579
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,329
CARRIS:
All right.
580
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,295
Let's see where we're at.
581
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,175
It's okay.
582
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,280
He's got more shows to do.
583
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,790
You think she'll help us?
584
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,090
ALARA: They had to have a base
of operations somewhere.
585
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,122
She's the only one who might
be able to give us a lead.
586
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,200
LYSELLA:
There you go.
587
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,101
Oh, hey, guys.
588
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,303
I am so, so sorry
about what happened.
589
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:11,265
Well, thank you.
590
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,774
We're optimistic
that he'll be okay.
591
00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:14,036
Who?
592
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,383
John. Our friend
who got arrested.
593
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,379
You're kidding me, right?
594
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,051
Oh, my...
595
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,649
No, screw that guy.
596
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,080
Why would you ever want
to talk to him again?
597
00:26:23,116 --> 00:26:24,216
I mean, he got
a million downvotes.
598
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,950
Right, yes, and that's bad.
599
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,445
LYSELLA:
I-I mean, it's like
600
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:30,286
-you never really know somebody,
you know? -ALARA: Mm.
601
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:32,793
I actually thought he was cute
when he first came in here.
602
00:26:32,826 --> 00:26:34,826
Ugh, God, that makes
my skin crawl.
603
00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:37,161
Mine, too.
Really, really gross guy.
604
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,966
Listen, Lysella, about our
friends who got corrected...
605
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,799
Oh, my God, that's right.
606
00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:44,965
Holy crap, you guys have had
a really bad month, huh?
607
00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,674
We were wondering if you might
know where they were based,
608
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,136
like if they had
a residence nearby?
609
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,576
Hey. Why are you wearing that?
610
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,181
-Me?
-Yeah, you.
611
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,753
Take that neffolo off.
612
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,351
I'm sorry, the what?
613
00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:58,623
You're not Kelvic.
614
00:26:58,651 --> 00:26:59,751
That's traditional
Kelvic headwear.
615
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,415
It's not a hat.
616
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,515
Oh, no.
617
00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:06,827
ALARA:
Uh, I...
618
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:09,130
-I can't.
-What?
619
00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:11,932
I have the deepest respect
for your place of origin,
620
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,525
but I can't take this off.
621
00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:17,266
You're literally pissing
on my heritage by wearing that.
622
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,273
I have a really bad rash
under here.
623
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,136
It's disgusting.
You'd throw up, so...
624
00:27:22,175 --> 00:27:23,675
I think you're lying.
625
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:25,039
Prove it
626
00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:26,548
or they're all gonna upload.
627
00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:27,949
Uh, you know what?
628
00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,681
You are absolutely right.
629
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:31,275
We're gonna go
and take it off right now.
630
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,587
Come on, Alara.
We're very sorry.
631
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,460
Claire, what am I gonna do?
632
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,462
-Go on, take it off.
-What?
633
00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:42,464
Take it off.
634
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,155
The seamstress is in the house.
635
00:27:44,197 --> 00:27:45,967
-What are you doing?
-I'm making you a wrap.
636
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,729
Not super fashionable,
but it'll cover
637
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,336
that washboard forehead
of yours.
638
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,738
-Wow, full-service doctor.
-You know it.
639
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,170
Hey, um, that guy's gone
640
00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:55,706
if you guys want to...
641
00:27:55,741 --> 00:27:58,441
New problem.
642
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,185
-ALARA: No!
-CLAIRE: No!
643
00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,333
-No, no, no, no! It's okay.
-Come on. It's okay.
644
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,328
-It's okay. You're fine.
-All right?
645
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,560
You're okay.
646
00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:17,264
We're not gonna hurt you.
647
00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,326
What are you?
648
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:24,035
We are two very nice people
649
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,040
who are gonna buy you a drink.
650
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,959
Feeling better?
651
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,118
I-I just can't believe
652
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:44,916
that this is actually happening.
653
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:49,028
I mean, you guys really are
from another planet?
654
00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:51,262
Well, two different planets,
actually.
655
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,797
Claire is from a place
called Earth
656
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,801
and I'm from a planet
called Xelayan.
657
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,743
So, can you guys,
like, do stuff?
658
00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:02,410
Like shoot lasers
out of your eyes or anything?
659
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,111
I can do this.
660
00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,652
Oh, whoa.
661
00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:10,281
Lysella, we need your help.
662
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:13,246
The two men you saw in the
pictures that we showed you,
663
00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,216
they're like us-- they came here
to study your planet.
664
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,624
We need to find them.
665
00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:19,125
Wait, those guys
were aliens, too?
666
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:21,288
Yes. Do you know
what happened to them?
667
00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:23,627
Uh, they were on a subtrain
668
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:25,632
and there was a pregnant woman
standing behind them
669
00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:27,634
because all the seats
were taken.
670
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,166
Somebody took a picture. Here.
671
00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:32,172
I'll show you.
672
00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:34,505
They didn't get up
and offer the seat.
673
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,510
The picture was uploaded
to the Master Feed
674
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,582
and then they got downvoted.
675
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,681
It looks like
they just didn't see her.
676
00:29:40,713 --> 00:29:43,623
Doesn't matter.
The people decided.
677
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,619
That was always Lewis.
678
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:48,321
Nose buried so deep in his work,
679
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:50,124
he never had a clue
what was going on around him.
680
00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,186
LYSELLA: But, uh,
there is something else.
681
00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:55,325
One of them tried to escape
before he was corrected.
682
00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,501
He got killed.
683
00:29:57,896 --> 00:30:00,466
-Which one?
-I don't remember.
684
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:04,369
Lysella, where do they send
people who have been corrected?
685
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,613
They send them home.
686
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,479
I think your friends once told
me they lived on Kappala Street.
687
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,271
These are Lewis's
research notes.
688
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:46,046
Doctor.
689
00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:48,349
Lewis!
690
00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:51,051
Lewis, thank God.
Are you all right?
691
00:30:51,084 --> 00:30:53,724
I am well.
692
00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:56,662
Don't you recognize me?
693
00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:58,159
It's Claire.
694
00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,531
Of course. Claire.
695
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,199
You look healthy and happy.
696
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:07,174
CLAIRE:
Lewis, I need to know.
697
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,700
What did they do to you?
698
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:12,774
I did something terrible
and then I was corrected.
699
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,365
I'm better now.
700
00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:18,937
I'm healthier and happier.
701
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,807
I have to get him
back to the ship.
702
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:28,189
-John, do you have any talents
I should know about? -What?
703
00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,761
Can you dance
or play an instrument?
704
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:32,018
What the hell does that
have to do with anything?
705
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,557
Um, look, we're not doing
too well here.
706
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,233
We should have a lot fewer
downvotes and we don't.
707
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,733
But people tend
to be more sympathetic,
708
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:42,365
more forgiving of a crime,
if the perpetrator has talent.
709
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,071
That makes them more likable,
more relatable.
710
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,074
Hmm. Uh, I can drink
an entire bottle of tequila
711
00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,536
and say the alphabet.
712
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:52,584
Just go out there with a lot
of positive energy.
713
00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:55,581
Get the audience on your side.
714
00:31:56,982 --> 00:31:59,122
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
715
00:31:59,152 --> 00:32:00,992
My next guest is a guy
716
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:04,159
you've all seen or heard about
on the Feed.
717
00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,060
His actions speak
for themselves.
718
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,831
Here's John Lamarr.
719
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:10,760
(audience booing)
720
00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:12,226
(laughing):
Hey, hey, hey.
721
00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:14,295
-(audience booing)
-(John laughs)
722
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,843
All right. Okay.
723
00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:22,908
You know, I got to say,
I'm surprised by that entrance.
724
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:23,981
You liked it?
725
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:25,239
You're in a lot of trouble
726
00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:27,248
for doing something
extremely disrespectful
727
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,110
and not only did you
dance out here
728
00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:31,018
acting like it's nothing,
729
00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:34,089
but you struck several members
of the audience.
730
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,989
For God's sake, Willks, what
the hell are you trying to do?
731
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:37,761
Hey, I'm giving
this my best shot here.
732
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,990
Now, this job entails
a lot of guesswork.
733
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:46,198
Lewis, is there anything you can
tell us about that planet
734
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,272
that might help us repair
the damage they did to you?
735
00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:49,801
There is no damage.
736
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:52,465
I am healthy and happy.
737
00:32:52,505 --> 00:32:54,265
But what about Tom?
738
00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:55,867
Lewis, they killed him.
739
00:32:55,908 --> 00:32:58,538
My God, his family.
740
00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,177
Please tell Tom's family
741
00:33:00,213 --> 00:33:03,153
I wish them great happiness
and good health.
742
00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:06,852
Captain, it's like
he's been lobotomized.
743
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,115
There's nothing I can do.
744
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,723
The brain damage is too severe.
745
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:13,485
Sir, we can't let them
do this to John.
746
00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:16,856
HOST (over monitor): Okay,
it is voting time, audience,
747
00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:18,525
and you folks at home.
748
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,134
Here we go.
749
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,235
Do you believe John's apology?
750
00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,438
Sound off now.
751
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,252
Damn it.
752
00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:40,254
Now what?
753
00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:41,916
Well, that's it.
754
00:33:41,954 --> 00:33:45,264
Now he goes back to detention to
wait for the final summary vote.
755
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,731
And then?
756
00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:49,829
Well, if he stays
below ten million downvotes
757
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,332
before the tour window elapses,
758
00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:53,434
he's fine.
759
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:57,196
But, honestly, I've never seen
anyone above nine million
760
00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:59,536
at this stage
who came out uncorrected.
761
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,613
I'm sorry, Kelly.
762
00:34:04,977 --> 00:34:06,347
Grayson to Orville.
763
00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,279
Mercer here. Go ahead.
764
00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,354
Captain, what's the latest
from Claire?
765
00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:11,923
She can't repair the damage.
766
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:13,790
KELLY (over comm):
Then John is in big trouble.
767
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:18,557
We need some kind
of an inside advantage.
768
00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:19,731
What can we do?
769
00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:20,858
The admiral said that
770
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,603
we couldn't send anyone in,
771
00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:26,368
but he never said
we couldn't pull someone out.
772
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:29,639
Claire, what's the name of your
little friend down there?
773
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,168
Lysella.
774
00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:35,511
We're gonna bring her
aboard the Orville.
775
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:05,267
Oh, my... God.
776
00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:15,409
It's incredible.
777
00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:17,818
It's so big.
778
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:20,020
The Orville's only midsize.
779
00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:22,192
You should see
the heavy cruisers.
780
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:32,325
I'll just hang onto that
until we take you home.
781
00:35:32,365 --> 00:35:36,295
But nobody's gonna believe me
if I don't have pictures.
782
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,365
Exactly.
783
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,385
We're sorry to turn your world
upside down like this,
784
00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,125
but we need your help.
785
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,799
Believe me,
this is the coolest thing
786
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,228
that has ever happened to me.
787
00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:07,002
What are they again?
788
00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:10,142
Commander Bortus is a member
of a species called Moclan.
789
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,338
I am an artificial
790
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,340
life-form
from a planet called Kaylon.
791
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,142
Wow.
792
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,683
Bortus, can you make a note?
793
00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:18,339
We should have, like,
pretzels and water and stuff
794
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,807
on the table
when people come in here.
795
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:23,315
-Noted, Captain.
I will not fail you. -Great.
796
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:26,148
Lysella, what can you tell us
about your planet that might
797
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,924
help us figure out
a way to save John?
798
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,153
Your world is...
799
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,557
hard to get a handle on.
800
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:32,990
How so?
801
00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:35,685
Well, the voting and rating.
802
00:36:35,728 --> 00:36:38,328
Those badges--
you all wear them?
803
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,903
Yeah. You get one
when you turn 18,
804
00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,332
and then, you wear it
for the rest of your life.
805
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,167
It's how we can tell
who's good and who's bad.
806
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,542
So this is
an absolute democracy?
807
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,012
Yeah. How does your world work?
808
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,881
We select representatives
who discuss issues
809
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,180
and enact laws.
810
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,351
But what about everybody else?
811
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,080
Everybody deserves a voice.
812
00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:58,915
That's what we're taught.
813
00:36:58,951 --> 00:37:00,791
A voice should be earned,
814
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,389
not given away.
815
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:05,221
How do you know...
816
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:06,887
what foods are healthiest
for your children,
817
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,885
or what medicine to take
if you're sick?
818
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,127
-We vote.
-ISAAC: I believe
819
00:37:11,163 --> 00:37:13,903
you are confusing opinion
with knowledge.
820
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:16,802
I think what he's asking is,
with so many voices at once,
821
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,635
how do you filter out the truth?
822
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:21,441
Well, my dad always says,
"The majority are the truth."
823
00:37:21,474 --> 00:37:23,644
I mean, you always know
what the majority wants.
824
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,236
That's what matters.
825
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,947
Well, you always know
what the mob wants, too.
826
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:30,650
And right now, the mob wants
to lobotomize my navigator.
827
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:32,993
Now, there must be
some way to...
828
00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:35,448
influence the mass perception
before it's too late.
829
00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:38,818
Well... everybody reads
the Master Feed.
830
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,427
What's the Master Feed?
831
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,129
It's a continuously streaming
opinion feed.
832
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,100
We saw them everywhere.
833
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:48,169
Could this... Feed turn
the public tide in John's favor?
834
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,840
Well, yeah,
but everybody uses the Feed.
835
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:54,440
I mean, how are you gonna get
millions of people
836
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:55,843
to change their minds?
837
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,944
I believe I have a suggestion.
838
00:38:00,212 --> 00:38:02,212
(chiming)
839
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:27,110
Oh, hell, no. Hell, no.
840
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:28,969
-Y'all not putting me in that
thing! Get off me! -Hey.
841
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,007
-Hey, take it easy!
-Hey! hey!
842
00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:43,116
Um, tell me they got this!
843
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:46,285
-How much time?
-Final Vote begins
844
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,934
in... seven minutes.
845
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:52,058
Grayson to Orville.
We're running out of time.
846
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,727
Stand by.
Isaac, what's your status?
847
00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,226
I have gained access
848
00:38:55,267 --> 00:38:57,237
-to the Master Feed.
-ED: All right, Lysella,
849
00:38:57,269 --> 00:38:59,839
what kind of stuff would
endear him to your people?
850
00:38:59,872 --> 00:39:03,182
Um,... you could say he supports
his grandmother financially.
851
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:05,338
-Do it. -But make sure
you word it right.
852
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:07,847
Like say,
"Oh, my God, I just found out
853
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,980
John Lamarr supports
his 90-year-old grandmother."
854
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:12,745
Flooding the Feed
with 20 million entries.
855
00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:14,245
How can you do that?
856
00:39:14,286 --> 00:39:17,256
-Babe. Spaceship.
-All right, what else?
857
00:39:17,289 --> 00:39:19,019
If he was an overweight kid,
that would help.
858
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:22,527
Access childhood image of John.
859
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,761
Ugh. Crap, that's no good.
Isaac, can you make him fatter?
860
00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:28,028
LYSELLA:
That's better.
861
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,266
People will like him now.
862
00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:31,841
Flooding the Feed
with the image.
863
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,340
The entries are spreading
and multiplying.
864
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,842
People are sharing them.
865
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,114
What if people try
to corroborate
866
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,612
all this information?
867
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:40,784
Don't worry. They won't.
868
00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:44,753
Final Vote has begun.
869
00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,323
(computer trilling)
870
00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:00,433
Ed, we're out of time.
871
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,065
-What else?
We need something else! -Um...
872
00:40:05,137 --> 00:40:06,937
No, no, no, no, no, no. No!
873
00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,272
No. Come on! No!
874
00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:11,206
Tell them he has slain
many enemies in battle.
875
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:12,913
Or you could just say
he's a veteran.
876
00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:14,575
What if he has a dog
named Chuckles?
877
00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,113
Yes, that's great.
People love those videos
878
00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:17,918
of soldiers reuniting
with their pets.
879
00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:21,150
Access military attire for the
planet and simulate the video.
880
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:26,486
-(dog barks) -Oh, Chuckles.
Oh, Chuckles, come here!
881
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,294
Yeah. Yeah!
882
00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:30,226
Oh, my God, Chuckles,
883
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:32,262
I missed you so much!
I'm so happy
884
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:34,297
to be reunited with you.
885
00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:36,842
Oh, Chuckles, I missed you
when I was at war.
886
00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:39,069
That's tuggin'
at these heartstrings.
887
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,774
Flood the Feed with that.
888
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,880
(computer dinging)
889
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:26,021
I don't believe it.
890
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,721
John, you won!
891
00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,353
You're damn right I won!
892
00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:32,357
Now get this crap off of me,
you crazy sons of bitches!
893
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,030
According to the Feed,
894
00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,829
Lieutenant Lamarr
has escaped punishment.
895
00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:41,067
Come on, John.
Let's get you out of here.
896
00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:48,211
-Congratulations!
-Real quick,
897
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,040
I just want to say,
all y'all can suck ass,
898
00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:53,206
and I'm a spaceman.
899
00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:55,075
I...
900
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,985
Lysella, thank you.
901
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:06,021
No. Thank you for...
902
00:42:06,058 --> 00:42:08,688
letting me see all of this.
903
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:11,357
I just wish
I could tell somebody.
904
00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:13,426
Well, maybe all you need
to tell them is that
905
00:42:13,465 --> 00:42:15,965
their world can do better.
906
00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:33,753
(alarm beeping)
907
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:44,928
(beeping stops)
908
00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:49,732
MAN (on TV): I think I speak for
all of our viewers when I say
909
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,438
that what you have done is
shocking to say the least.
910
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:55,370
But, of course,
that's for the people to decide.
911
00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:57,307
That's all the time
we have for today.
912
00:42:57,342 --> 00:43:00,782
Don't forget to cast your votes,
and we'll see you tomorrow.
913
00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:18,201
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