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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Frogs croaking ]
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I'm Mr. Frog. This is my show.
I ate the bug.
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[ Bug screams ]
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I ate the bug. This is the end.
I love you.
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โชโช
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That, of course,
was the iconic and long-running
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"Mr. Frog Show",
which ran for 47 seasons
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and broke every record
in television history,
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ultimately culminating
in a national phenomenon
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now known as frog mania.
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But all of that changed
last Friday,
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when the beloved American icon
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put a TMZ reporter in his mouth.
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Though the reporter who was
in Mr. Frog's mouth
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for seven agonizing minutes
was unharmed,
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the outburst resulted
in Mr. Frog
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being terminated
from his own show.
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While nothing is official yet,
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rumors suggest the studio
is looking to keep
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the show going without
Mr. Frog's involvement
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and are even considering auditions
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to replace his character.
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Man, they can't just
replace Mr. Frog like that.
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It's his show.
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You know, I've never seen
"The Mr. Frog Show".
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Is it any good?
I -- I mean,
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you really only have to watch,
like, season 4 through 17,
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pretty much.
The rest you can just skip.
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Well, if you boys
are so interested,
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why don't you go help him out?
[ Laughs ]
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[ Slurps ]
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You know what, Mr. Boss?
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You sound kind of crazy
sometimes,
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but, uh, I think
I like that idea.
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Hmm, I don't know.
He seems pretty controversial.
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Yeah, unfairly.
He needs our help
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now more than ever.
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Has anyone seen Glep?
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I don't think
he came into work today.
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Uh, no, I don't think so.
Uh, no.
Sorry, man.
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No.
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[ Crowd shouting ]
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Alright, Rex.
Next up,
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we have Jacob the Goblin
from the enchanted forest.
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Hello, I'm Mr. Frog.
Hey.
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Yes?
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Get out. Now.
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Next, we have Glep.
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This is the stupidest
one so far.
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Is this some kind of
joke?
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I don't even want
to see you perform.
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[ Spits ]
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Do that again.
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[ Spits ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Alright. I had to be sure.
That seals the deal.
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Congratulations,
you're the new Mr. Frog.
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The rest of you degenerates
can go home.
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All: Aww.
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I missed my daughter's wedding
for this.
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What this guy?
Are you sure?
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Yup. He's got that
raw, bad boy edge
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the real Mr. Frog had.
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We just have to tame it.
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Welcome aboard, Glep.
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[ Vocalizes ]
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You and I are gonna make
a lot of money together.
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[ Spits ]
Oh!
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Knock, knock ]
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Hey, there,
we're the, uh --
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[ Shouts ]
No, no, it's fine.
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It's fine.
I'm Charlie
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and this is Pim.
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Uh, we're here to help you
get your show back.
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Yeah, helping people smile
is what we do best.
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Oh, hello.
[ Chuckles ]
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Come in. Heh. Hello.
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[ Piano music plays ]
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Wow. What do you do here
all day?
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Hello, I just watch
Jimmy Fallon clips
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on YouTube all day.
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Dude,
this house is insane.
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There's, like,
a thousand rooms in here.
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You got a gym,
you got a theater,
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and you even got
a beautiful animal sanctuary.
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Yes, but if I don't
get my job back
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on "The Mr. Frog Show"
I'll lose it all. Hello.
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Well,
first things first.
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Have you thought about
just apologizing
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for putting the TMZ reporter
in your mouth?
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That was pretty bad.
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Hello, but I'm not sorry.
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Hmm. Alright.
That definitely
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makes it harder.
Um, let's see.
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Um, can I pull
your hair? [ Chuckles ]
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Uh, no.
No, please don't.
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No, no, no, no.
Screw apologizing.
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All we have to do
is rehabilitate his image.
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I guess we could try to make
the world
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see the good side
of Mr. Frog.
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How hard could that be?
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[ Screams ]
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Exterior, swamp, day.
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Bug is sitting
on a rock.
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Glep runs up to the bug.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Gibbers ]
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[ Spits ]
[ Laughter ]
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And end scene.
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Great job, everyone.
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[ All sighing ]
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Glep, hilarious stuff
back there, man.
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You killed.
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[ Gibbers ]
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Uh, by the way,
there's something else
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I wanted to
talk to you about.
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[ Sighs ] Glep,
it's the spitting.
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I know we hired you
based on the spitting,
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but it's just that
it's aggressive and toxic.
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I hate to say it,
but it reminds people
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a bit too much
of Mr. Frog.
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Do you understand?
[ Gibbers ]
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This new episode
without Mr. Frog's involvement
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is projected
to get 200 million viewers.
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That's more viewers
than the "MASH" finale, Glep.
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You don't want to ruin
your career like Mr. Frog
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in front of all those people,
do you?
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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Great. See you tomorrow morning
for the big shoot.
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Interacting with fans
is a great way for everyone
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to see
the real Mr. Frog is.
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Well, Charlie,
he doesn't look too good.
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Oh, c-could I get a selfie
with you, Mr. Frog?
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[ Chokes ]
Hey, no, no, no.
Hey, hey.
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Hey, stop.
Come on. Come on.
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Let go of him, Mr Frog.
Let go of him.
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Bad optics, man.
Bad optics.
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Hello, he was insulting me.
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No, no. He wasn't.
He really wasn't, Mr. Frog.
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I think he just wanted
a photo, man.
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[ Gasping ]
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Alright, that didn't go
as well as it could have.
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[ Sniffs ]
[ Automatic gunfire ]
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What should we do now, Charlie?
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What's up?
Oh, yeah. Uh...
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You know, I had an uncle
who killed an entire family
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in a gruesome
drunk-driving accident,
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and he gave away
one of those giant check things
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and it was totally fine
after that.
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Well, I'm sorry
to hear that, Charlie,
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uh, but yeah,
maybe that could work.
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[ Mr. Frog sniffing ]
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[ Gun cocks, fires ]
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Either way, the first thing
we need to do
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is sober him up.
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Despite the recent controversy,
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we at the Meep Foundation
deeply appreciate
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Mr. Frog's contribution.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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I could just tell you
right now,
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this one isn't gonna work.
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[ Sighs ] Maybe --
maybe going cold turkey
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wasn't the best idea.
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Uh. Uh, He--Hello.
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T-T-Thank you for g-giving me
this opportunity t-to...
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[ Screams ]
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[ All screaming ]
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Alright, somehow, no drugs
was worse than drugs.
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Charlie, if we can't
get him under control,
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I don't think we're gonna
be able to help him.
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Don't worry, Pim,
I am way ahead of you.
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I gave him
some of these already.
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Charlie,
what did you give him?
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My uncle had some
sleeping pills laying around
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to help him sleep at night
after he rammed his car
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into a crowd of people.
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Your uncle seems to get
into lots of car accidents.
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Yeah, he loves his cars.
He loves his cars.
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Is it safe for him to be
in that pool while he's on that?
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Yeah, no one's ever done
anything crazy
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on sleeping pills.
All right.
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Well,
that's one problem solved.
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But I don't even know
what platform
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would let this guy on.
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Wait a minute.
I think I have an idea.
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โชโช
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Mr. Frog,
thank you so much for your --
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Thank you.
Hello. [ Chuckles ]
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It's good to be here.
Hello.
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So -- So we've been friends
for a long time,
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and -- which is --
which is why it's been
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so tough to see you
go through all this.
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Thank you. It's, uh --
It's been tough
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with everything that's,
um --
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everything that's been going on
with my life. Hello.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeah, well, why don't you --
why don't you --
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Why don't you tell me about that
a little bit?
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Like -- Like,
what was the worst part
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about, like, the whole ordeal
of, like,
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working on your show.
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Uh, probably --
probably working with
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all those filthy
[long bleep].
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Um, that was, uh...
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That was really bad.
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You know, I knew Mr. Frog
had problems.
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[ Slurps ] Mmm.
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I just never knew
they went that deep.
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I mean, thankfully,
I was the one who carried
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the show most of the time,
but...
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I did what had to be done.
So, you know, I can't complain.
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All right, guys.
You ready for rehearsal?
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Take your places.
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Let's get started.
And action.
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[ Gibbers ]
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[ Spits ]
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[ Weak laughter ]
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Glep,
what did I tell you?
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The audience is gonna
hate that.
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No more spitting.
Let's try again.
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Go.
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[ Gibbers ]
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Wait, wait, wait, stop.
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That is way too aggressive
and Frog-esque.
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[ Grunts ]
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Again. Go.
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[ Gibbers ]
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Great. People are gonna
love this.
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It's like Mr. Frog,
but without all the toxic crap.
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I truly saved the show!
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[ Chuckles ]
So, is my career back now?
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Mr. Frog.
After what you said,
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you are not only
blacklisted,
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you are -- you are
completely deplatformed.
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Also, I really hate
to be the one
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that has to tell you this,
but I just read
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that the new "Mr. Frog Show"
airs tonight,
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and, uh...
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they've replaced
your character
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with someone else.
Hello.
What does that mean?
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Dude, it's over.
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I just -- I just still
can't believe he said --
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Whoa! Pim,
don't repeat it.
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Oh. My career is over?
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[ Sad music plays ]
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Maybe -- maybe I should do
what I was supposed to do
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in the beginning.
Hello.
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โชโช
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Ladies and gentlemen,
get ready
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for the new and improved
"Mr. Frog Show".
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Gibbers ]
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[ Audience booing ]
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What is this shit?
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What's going on?
Why don't they like it?
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We spent $250 million
on this.
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[ Audience gasps ]
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Oh, that's where
Glep was.
Cool.
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Hello. I know the world
is very angry at me
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right now for my behavior,
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but I just wanted to say
from the bottom of my heart
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that I'm sorry.
Frog!
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People don't want to hear
from you anymore.
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You've shown how toxic
you truly are.
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You're done.
You've been replaced.
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And here's the contract
to prove it.
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[ Panting ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Um, was that --
was that man dying
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our fault, Charlie?
I really --
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I don't know, Pim.
I don't know.
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That, of course,
was the viral clip
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that sent Mr. Frog back
into the stratosphere,
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garnering over two billion views
across all platforms
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in just one week.
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Shortly after air, Mr. Frog
was reportedly offered
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numerous lucrative deals,
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but opted instead
to make a new show from his home
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and own 100% of it,
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arguably making Mr. Frog
one of the richest
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and most powerful men
on the planet.
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Hello. [ Chuckles ]
[ Screams ]
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