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Most days, I'm Wonder Woman.
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Invincible.
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But some days, I'm not.
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Everyone teaches us to be tough.
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But why don't they teach us to
accept our vulnerabilities?
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After all, who has created
these glass ceilings?
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We did.
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Us.
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Women!
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We feel we cannot break
through this glass ceiling.
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But actually...
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...if you believe...
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…that there is no glass ceiling…
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...then the sky is the limit.
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Thank you so much.
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Any questions?
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Yes, Ms. Roy.
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Hi, Uma.
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I'm sorry but...
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...did I just hear you say
what I think I did?
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You really think that
women are hallucinating…
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…about being held back by men?
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All I am saying is that one
needs courage to be successful.
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Not excuses.
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Patriarchy is not some excuse.
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Women have to work twice
as hard to reach half as far!
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And this is the problem
with millennials…
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…who look at everything from
a male vs female point of view.
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When fighting for feminism, then yes.
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Feminism is not about hating men.
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Feminism means equality.
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And this equality will only come…
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…when we stop feeling
sorry for ourselves.
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Papa, I made my first headline.
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Really?
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Breaking news!
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The dining table has
brown sticky things underneath it.
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Further investigations have revealed…
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…that this is Ashok Rizvi Roy's booger.
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Ashok?
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No way Mom!
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She's lying!
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Mrs. Rizvi Roy,
would you like to check it yourself?
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No! I believe you. Thank you!
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Ashok Rizvi Roy…
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…would you like to say
something in your defense?
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When I grow up,
I'm going to be a journalist.
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Just like my papa.
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Ah!
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There are my glasses.
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Uma…
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Hello.
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I clearly remember
our first board meeting.
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You said you were happy because...
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...a woman was starting the company.
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And now you're just
ganging up against me.
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This is not some bus Damini…
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…where you'll find a ladies seat.
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I'm not asking for favours or handouts.
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I'm asking for support,
woman to woman.
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Support?
Ya!
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I'm not your mother.
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And please,
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don't come to me with
your problems.
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Come to me with your...
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...solutions.
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What are the solutions?
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To undermine my editorial decisions?
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Because the legal department
is just an excuse for you to censor me.
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There is one solution, Damini.
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Why don't you finally...
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...take responsibility for your actions.
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I take full responsibility Uma!
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That's why I go after the lawbreakers
and offenders! You know that!
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Oh…so you think you're a crusader?
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You're a vigilante, girl.
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There is a difference.
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I'd rather be a vigilante
than be someone's puppet!
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Stand up for me, Uma.
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That's the least you can do.
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I won't report a word
about this conversation...
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...to our other board members.
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And this…
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This is me standing up for you.
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Oh! Look who's here!
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My baby!
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Did you have fun at Dadda's?
Yes!
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What did you do?
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One big poo and three little poo.
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Oh my god!
We also went to the park…
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...and we went swimming.
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Wow!
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But nothing is as exciting as a poo.
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You can never compete with a
good poo, right Arya?
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Here you go…
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Dadda, doll house.
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Oh yes! Doll house!
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C'mon! C'mon!
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May I go up?
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Yes? Oh my God. C'mon!
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Let's go before she changes her mind.
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Anjana!
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Hi!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm...I'm Kavya.
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Of course!
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Hi Kavya…Hi…
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I'm sorry, I didn't realise
there was someone in the car.
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That's not your fault.
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I mean brown dress…
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...brown car upholstery.
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Who even wears brown right?
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Actually, I told Varun that I
will get camouflaged with the car seat
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But he said that the brown
really brings out the color of my eyes.
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Oh really?
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He said that?
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Ya, I know right?
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By the way,
it's really nice to meet you finally…
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…and I hope Arya didn't
trouble you too much.
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No, no, she's such a doll!
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And she's got a great sense of humour…
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Smart and witty and...
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...she picks up things so quickly!
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I mean…I know…I'm her mother.
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Oh and by the way, before I forget…
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She wanted me to give you
the recipe of this ragi dosa…
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And it's just…
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Actually, it's very simple.
I'm sure you know…
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Only don't forget to add
jaggery and butter on top.
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She just…she loves that.
Thanks.
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Wow…friends already?
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Of course.
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In fact, do you want to
do lunch sometime next week?
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Sassy Spoon? Ya?
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Ya…
It's close to our office...
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...and we can exchange
notes about Mr Grumpy here.
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He's so grumpy from the minute
he wakes up!
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I am not grumpy. I'm chirpy.
No, of course you're not!
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He's not…
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Okay, so before you
guys become besties and all…
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…we gotta go. Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
See you.
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It's so nice to meet you.
You're so sweet.
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What a bitch.
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With inspiration like this,
anyone can make six packs.
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C'mon, five more.
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I'm from Haryana.
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Hot blood.
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Give me one chance,
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you won't regret it.
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That's it.
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Session over.
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Did you get offended?
Oh my god!
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Die! Bastard!
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Fucking bitch!
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Umang, we have security footage.
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There's enough evidence.
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They could sue us for
willfully harming a person.
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That wasn't wilful.
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He forced himself.
Didn't you see that?
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Everyone knows what's
going on with you and Amit.
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So he must've thought
you're easily available.
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You can't demand respect, Umang.
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You have to earn it.
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I don't want respect
from these fuckers.
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Tell them to keep their hands
off me and their junk in their pants.
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Then, perhaps, you should also
learn how to keep your legs together.
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You don't like that you're
a woman?
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Do you hate yourself for it?
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Didn't your parents love
you growing up?
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Sorry, what?
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Please transfer my
salary to my account.
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I quit.
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Umang, come back here.
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Excuse me, where is the
beginner's ballet class?
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3rd door.
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Ok. Thank you.
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By the way, parents are not
allowed to stay with their kids.
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I should hope so.
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Hi.
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Hi.
This is the ballet class, right?
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Yes.
The class will start in 5 minutes.
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Please leave your child there.
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What child?
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Kid.
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Kit?
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Kid.
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Of course, I have my kit!
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No ma'am, kid.
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Good afternoon, sir!
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Good afternoon.
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New ballet teacher?
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She looks stupid to me.
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I don't like her.
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I'm going to tell my mom.
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I'm not your ballet teacher,
I'm Siddhi Patel.
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And I've also enrolled for this class.
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Ma'am, this is beginner's ballet.
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So? I'm no Anna Pavlova.
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I mean for kids between 6 and 10.
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What?!
Yes.
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But…but your website
didn't mention that!
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God, Sneha's going to kill me.
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Shit! I even sent my driver back!
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What do I do here now?
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Sir, but why can't she
also take class with us?
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No, but...
Yes!
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Sir, please!
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Okay, okay, quickly go change.
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And 5, 6, 7, 8 and point...
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Bring it back.
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Plie.
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And up.
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And up 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
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And open.
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3, 4…Plie.
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Repeat.
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And point.
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And back.
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Plie.
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And...releve.
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2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
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And open 2, 3, 4...
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There's no glass ceiling.
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We're all just imagining our problems!
She is so fake!
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You can't even tell she's faking it!
She calls herself a liberal...
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...but she thinks like a conservative!
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Even the colour of her eye is fake!
What is that!
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This is me standing up for you,
she says!
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If liberals are like this I wonder
what a conservative is!
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Her nose is definitely fake!
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There is no glass ceiling!
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This is a woman's world,
where men take women's last names!
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Ladies.
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Getting drunk in
the middle of a workday.
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I'm confused.
Should I be happy or worried?
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Worried.
Happy.
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Muddied.
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Bloodied.
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Ok guys,
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I know that currently
the villain in your life…
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…is another woman.
Just like Sneha is mine.
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But.
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To tell you the truth…
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Your cribbing?
It makes my world go round.
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I mean, whenever
I hear you guys blabber…
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I feel like I'm home.
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And that…all is well with the world.
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Awww.
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All is well with the world!
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Cheers!
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The board, our own people,
want to censor us.
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So what should we do?
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Should we be scared?
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Should we just sit idle?
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Never.
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We are going to go all out
with the kind of...
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...journalism Investigator.com
is known for.
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Bold, shocking, ballsy
fucking stories!
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We are going to investigate
the hell out of Investigator.com!
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Are you guys with me?
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Yes.
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Louder people!
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Yes!
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Good!
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So give me those fucking stories!
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00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,320
I have one…
272
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,240
Walia’s extradition.
Who is protecting him?
273
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,240
Meth.
The new weight loss drug.
274
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,360
How deep is the
doctor-cops-drug dealer nexus?
275
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,560
On one hand,
276
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,960
we're becoming the world's
number one rape country...
277
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,160
and on the other hand,
278
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,880
women can’t even protest
against rape...
279
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,320
without being violently
attacked!
280
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,520
That's our story Asha.
281
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,800
Let's give women a voice
to express their dissent.
282
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,520
Let us be their voice.
283
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,560
284
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,880
Asha…you’re going to lead the story.
285
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,480
Get to work!
286
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,240
Umang.
287
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:25,960
Umang!
288
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,440
Umang.
289
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,400
Please spare me.
I don't want any advice.
290
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,280
Not advice.
I've come to congratulate you.
291
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,640
You're a rock solid woman.
292
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,040
Truly, respect.
293
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,400
Are you playing with me?
294
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,880
I'm in no mood for a joke.
295
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,920
There's a private client.
296
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,240
Very elite.
297
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,800
She has rejected everyone.
298
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,000
She needs a hardcore trainer
like you for personal training.
299
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,600
They say they need
a personal trainer...
300
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,440
...but they end up treating
you like a personal assistant.
301
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,480
It's a lot of money.
302
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,320
And you'll have to travel
with the client as well.
303
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,280
Set life.
304
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,840
Give me the number.
305
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,320
It's a high profile client.
306
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,280
I'll pass on your message
to her team.
307
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,480
They'll get in touch with you.
308
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,280
You know, you don't look
it but you're a pretty stand-up guy.
309
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,120
Was that an abuse or a compliment?
310
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:12,960
You're the one who comes
to me to get tortured!
311
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,120
Kavya, where are the depositions?
312
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,280
What? I am talking to you!
313
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,240
Ma'am, me?
314
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,240
Yes.
315
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,120
But ma'am, I'm Prachi.
316
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,520
And that's what I said.
317
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,560
No, ma'am. You said Kavya.
318
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,280
I'm…I'm so sorry.
319
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,720
Prachi, right?
320
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,400
You know Kavya was my
previous associate so...
321
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,560
...just a little confusion.
322
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,440
Can I have the deposition, please?
323
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,360
Sure ma'am.
324
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Two weeks.
325
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,280
My periods are two weeks late.
326
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,400
They're never late.
327
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,680
I'm not pregnant.
328
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,440
Unless it's an immaculate conception.
329
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,640
Don't worry, you're not pregnant.
330
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,240
Thank God!
331
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,640
Not that I have a problem
with babies.
332
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,160
I don't mind babies.
I like babies.
333
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,040
But tell me something…
334
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,120
…why do all women
need to feel maternal?
335
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,120
I think perpetuating the myth
of the maternal instinct...
336
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,440
...actually harms women.
337
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,760
And impairs their growth.
338
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:22,880
Don't you think?
339
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,320
I know I'm a gynac but as
a doctor can I ask you a question?
340
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,240
Sure.
341
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,560
When was the first time
you started exhibiting...
342
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,120
...signs of compulsive behavior?
343
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,000
Like this?
344
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,120
I just don't...
345
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,320
You know what…as a Muslim,
I've never felt like a minority.
346
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,720
But as a woman I have.
347
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,680
Amina, c'mon...
348
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,920
Arundhati Roy has
just now won the Booker.
349
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,200
Ya…Diana Haydon is
Ms. World.
350
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,800
Phoolan Devi just got
elected to parliament.
351
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,240
Ya…
Indian women are everywhere.
352
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:53,880
Please.
353
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,640
Three women amongst a million men.
354
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,160
And we should celebrate!
355
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,240
We can't even sell a car
without a half naked woman.
356
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,160
Women are looked upon
as sexual beings!
357
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,040
Look at the kind of
songs we have.
358
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,120
"You bloody sexy thing!"
359
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,680
Damini, what do you
have to say to this?
360
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,120
C'mon, Mahesh. She's just a child.
What would she know?
361
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,640
No, no, we don't differentiate
in this house. Right?
362
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,160
Mama…I'm hungry.
363
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,040
Food's ready in the kitchen,
sweetheart.
364
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,480
Go have it. Good girl.
365
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,200
So I'm going to recommend…
366
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,480
…a therapist.
367
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,080
A therapist?
Yep.
368
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,640
As in a shrink?
369
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,520
I don't need a shrink.
370
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,080
It's my shitty hormones
and vagina that need fixing.
371
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,120
Not my brain.
372
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,680
Your vagina is fine.
373
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,600
It's perfect.
374
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,560
To a great first date.
375
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,160
To a great first date.
376
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,160
Proost!
377
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,840
Proost means cheers in Dutch.
378
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:25,560
Oh...
379
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:26,040
Okay…
380
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,800
You know, I mean I just love to travel.
381
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,920
Like especially since I
got that new chartered airplane.
382
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,760
You know my friend's dad
also owns one.
383
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,280
Yeah well,
you know, that's the difference.
384
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,760
I'm a self-made man, Sindhi.
385
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,640
Siddhi.
386
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,680
Siddhi, ya of course.
387
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,960
Look, to be honest Siddhi…
388
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,280
Everytime I come to India…
389
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,760
…my parents set me
up with some eligible girl.
390
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,160
But somehow I've never really
found someone who truly gets me.
391
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,240
Like the real me.
392
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:48,960
You know what I'm saying?
393
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,000
I think I need to meet someone
who knows where I've come from…
394
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,600
…and where I'm going.
395
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,000
Hibiscus. Have you heard of us?
396
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,080
Not really.
397
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,120
But, you know, my friend Damini?
She has her own company…
398
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,640
Yeah, well I mean, I'm sure
that's great for her here in Mumbai…
399
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,240
…but babe, you're really
nothing till you haven't...
400
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,280
...made it big in Silicon Valley.
401
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,440
I mean, c'mon…
402
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,560
Oh…okay.
403
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,800
It's like, you know,
Mark is my neighbor.
404
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,160
Mark?
405
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,680
Zuckerberg? Facebook?
406
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,680
Really?!
Ya.
407
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,720
So do you guys like
hang out and stuff?
408
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,720
Well, we go to the
same coffee shop.
409
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,200
So do Salman and I
but we're not friends.
410
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:20,960
Rushdie?
411
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:22,920
Khan.
412
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,200
Salman Khan?
413
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,880
I hate Bollywood.
414
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,440
You know, as a kid,
when I used to travel to America…
415
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,960
…I used to love sticking
my head out of the sunroof.
416
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,520
Driver, sunroof.
417
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,080
Really?!
418
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:56,560
Ya.
419
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,400
God! Your feet are so beautiful!
420
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,720
If your feet were on a
dating app…
421
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,040
…you'd get maximum right
swipes baby!
422
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,520
Owww! What the fuck!
423
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:31,560
Oh my God! I'm so sorry!
424
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,160
I really didn't mean to… shit!
Blood! Blood!
425
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,880
I think you've broken my nose,
you psycho!
426
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,760
Oops.
427
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,320
What am I going to do?
I love my nose!
428
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,520
According to Leonardo
Da Vinci's golden ratio…
429
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,960
…my nose is perfect for my face!
430
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,320
Listen, relax! It's just a nose bleed!
431
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,520
What?! Are you crazy?!
What if it's permanently damaged?!
432
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,760
God!
433
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,320
What are you doing?!
434
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,040
I don't have a tissue
but here…use this.
435
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:51,920
Oh my God. No!
436
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,280
You want me to put this
on my face?!
437
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,440
It's not used.
438
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,280
Driver, stop the car.
439
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,560
Seriously?
440
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,280
Shut up!
441
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,640
What did you tell Sneha?
442
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,560
Simple.
443
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,400
That Pawan is a non vegetarian.
444
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,640
And will expect the
same from me after marriage.
445
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,560
Shame…
446
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,200
John Mayer has said
'My body is a wonderland'.
447
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,240
How can I just defile…
Ooh! Chicken wings!
448
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,760
By the way,
Kavya called Varun Mr. Grumpy.
449
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,520
Anj, you're still
obsessing with that girl.
450
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,320
She is playing a game
with me and I will not…
451
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,160
Shit!
452
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:36,920
Woah!
453
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,800
I'm so sorry. My bad!
454
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,680
Nice catch, Jeh.
455
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,480
Guys! Samara Kapoor!
456
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,640
Guess who yelled at her…
457
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,720
And I still feel shit about it.
458
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,320
She is my childhood crush.
459
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,800
I love her!
460
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,320
I mean she's bubbly,
she's pretty, she's hot…
461
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,040
I wish I could
take her to the fields...
462
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,040
...and do some body
weight exercises with her!
463
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,200
One more time.
464
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,880
I've got the trick now.
Siddhi, c'mon do something.
465
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:01,800
Something.
466
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:02,720
Sneha!
467
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,400
Look up and smile bitches!
468
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:24,880
Hey, all good?
469
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,080
What?
470
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,400
Nothing.
471
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,960
Hey, can I ask you a question?
472
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:32,520
Ya...
473
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,440
How come you've been
hanging back here lately?
474
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,920
Is that a problem?
475
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,320
No, no. Not at all.
476
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,920
Of course not. I'm...
477
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,000
I'm just curious.
478
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,520
I've just been stressed
with work lately…
479
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,160
And I guess I don't
feel like going back...
480
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,680
...to that empty house
all alone anymore.
481
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,560
The walls feel like they're...
482
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,800
...closing in on me.
483
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,040
You know what I mean?
484
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,520
Trust me, I do.
485
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,880
The Japanese have invented something.
486
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,800
It's called the
boyfriend-girlfriend coat.
487
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,440
So you wear it and…
488
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,160
then it hugs you and…
489
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,040
...asks you how your day was.
490
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,560
I should leave.
No wait.
491
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,560
Hang on.
492
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,280
What?
493
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,440
Japanese single malt.
494
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,320
To the dichotomy of living alone.
495
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,040
Can't live with someone…
496
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,320
Can't live without someone?
497
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,880
Cheers.
Cheers.
498
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,760
I love it.
499
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,480
Hi Anj…
500
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,400
Hey…
501
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,960
She sleeping?
502
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:18,240
Ya...
503
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,280
What's going on?
504
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,200
You want to come in?
505
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,120
No, I'm sorry I…
506
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,640
…I shouldn't be disturbing
you at this hour.
507
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,600
Look...
508
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,200
Kavya's not home.
509
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,080
Please.
510
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,800
Just come inside.
511
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,600
Don't be so formal.
512
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,240
Coffee?
513
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,680
The one thing I did well…
514
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,080
...when we were married.
515
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,080
No, I'm fine.
516
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:52,760
Come.
517
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,800
Actually, we were watching TV…
518
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,200
…there were these cartoons on.
519
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,880
And she fell asleep here so...
It's…
520
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,200
It's okay.
521
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:05,720
Sit.
522
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,400
Sometimes I can't believe
she's ours.
523
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,120
Remember as a baby how
she would sleep?
524
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,120
Those little froggy legs.
525
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,720
And her arms by the side
of her head.
526
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,000
She's too beautiful.
527
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,400
And we created that.
528
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,160
Can you imagine?
529
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:37,760
We.
530
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,000
The two of us.
531
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,360
Two complete nutcases…
532
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,280
…created that.
533
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,040
Shit. I totally forgot to tell you.
534
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,680
Kavya had written
down that dosa recipe.
535
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,080
And she said to give it to you.
536
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,640
You know, I think I'll just
book a cab.
537
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:07,560
I have like a 9am meeting.
538
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,440
Ya?
Ya.
539
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,200
You sure?
540
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,200
Rish.
541
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:25,720
Hi…
542
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,000
Hi, hottie.
543
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:29,960
When did you get into town?
544
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,080
Just this weekend.
545
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,160
A message would've been nice.
546
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,640
Ya but this is so much
more spontaneous.
547
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,520
And…
548
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:38,240
Sexy.
549
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,560
Did you come?
550
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:52,720
Nope.
551
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,160
No?
552
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,000
Okay...
553
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:18,920
Every time.
554
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:20,680
Every time.
555
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,280
How's work?
556
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,080
Same old, same old.
557
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,320
Always the secretive Damini.
558
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:48,840
Rishabh…
559
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,880
Let me stay tonight…
560
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,160
You know me.
You know how I am…
561
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:57,640
Ya...I know.
562
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:58,880
I know.
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