All language subtitles for 1x02 -Okupas Flechazos Y Un Golpe En El Garaje ENG

I want to buy an apartment.
One day I will have a family,

Children and a dog.
It's a trap. Not apartments, but

Closes with a basement on
40 years and with interest.

Let me hope.

Why do you think I live to my grandmother?

Because the day will come when...
I love her very much but that

Your life. You'll get an apartment for free.

See them! Ma'am, what we agreed?

From 10 am this must be normal
apartment

No occupiers who are blackmailing us.

We had a problem with
microwave in the bedroom.

Microwave in the bedroom?

I put a glass of milk
not to go to the kitchen.

It's not a microwave, already safe.

I put milk in 2 minutes,
and now will not be opened.

I put a glass of milk and
put it for 2 mins. and doesn't open

When you see
microwave in the bedroom?

Well, what do we know, how everything is modern.

Guys, we're not well explained to the house.

Go and walk. It is well
for osteoporosis.

Let's go to the construction site to us
throwing workers.

We no longer throws down.

Until when are we going to suffer babe?
- While we do not sell this apartment.

Mom! Calm down!

What is it? Now I'll call you.

Got into me. Who?

The flat sales municipalities.
It was evacuation.

I winned it!
With two rooms.

Good day, max.

We herd you get up.
- It's hard to get up in the morning.

Although I am not a pensioner.

Do you mind to give me a flat tonight,

I want to bring her girlfriend.

Who have you deceived me?
- I'm sorry, but I'm

At my sexual peak.

Best, but the apartment can not. He's ours.

I think he's kidding
because they loved him. -What Intuition.

Mr. Vice-president!
Call me Leo.

Leo, do you have any plans tonight
? -Yes.

I'm going to see some friends.

Have you ever lost
head over a woman?

This is a code alarm. Remember it well.

Each of you you will receive the controls with code.

In the case of burglary
press S.O.S.

And immediately takes one team
of security. -Yeah, right?

Two imbeciles who have just awakened.

How do you like to throw money.

Do not you see the danger?
We live in a luxury area.

This apartment is on the spot attacks.
- You are turning it in a cage.

He will come to watch us
as in the zoological garden.

A to get him back and buy
apartment on the fifth floor?

So can we just went in Spider-Man.

Hello.

Putting grid? -Yes.

Did you ask permission? No, but...

Thank you. See you at the meeting.

You're right, it is a luxury buildings.
They threaten but with a smile.

How you frightened me.
Why are not you at work?

What are you doing with my
wedding dress? Take it off.

What's the difference, you will not use it.

I'm sorry, but there are still 11
days. What if Agus back?

Left you for another
. Where's your pride?

I do not know.

Ask him. He keeps everything.

Life goes on, you have to live.

I can not get him out of my head.

I want to come back and to suffer.

Yes it struck the truck and to lose both legs.

I to come to him and we keep hitting
it racket that he gave me.

Chris, call friends,
Get someone to have sex.

Who should I call? All my friends
married and have children.

All? -There's One that is not,
but not out of the house.

Alone, left.
Went through the train, I climbed the

But they threw me out of it.
- Go up to another train.

Fall in love again. It does not work that way.

I had a house and a husband, and
see now a tenant

Alone, with queer and a dog.

I did not mean any harm.

Kristina, I am,
so I do not complain much.

Hello. -Hello.

What is it? You are new? -Yes.

I'm Chris. Christina.
- I'm Javi, president.

You're young. -If You need something
, in the attic alone.

Up? Yes, usually make it worse.

Of course, from the Latin word "Aticus"

That does not already know. See you.

I'm in love...

See, I have an apartment. No
can not believe 63m2.

How much does it cost? -1000 Euros a month
the first two years

And once handing keys
signing mortgage and...

Has not yet been built? No, but
send me reports with the picture.

See! -I can not see anything.

See good. There's one worker.

It is the shepherd. I do not see a helmet.

There's nothing. Don't make me angry.

Joaquin, it's all nice.
But think about it, if you have

You pay 1,000 euros for two years, you'll have only
120 euros for life.

Enough! Many people live with 1 euro.

Yes, but they throw food from the plane.

I'll see what I will. It is important to have an apartment.

Where are you going to live so long? -I do not know.

No way.
How can we live together?

Sergio, I'm
brother. Your only brother.

It's not my fault.
Go to your mom and dad.

They moved. When?

I'm your apartment and provided
microwave with grill.

I thought you said you got
apartment? Go there.

Yes, but not finished. Ending it.

When you give it? -In a month. Two, most!

What bothers you? Do you have a spare room.

Doubt! Your subconscious
fight with your selfishness.

You're right. Shut up! What am I, brethren, we are.

Love is above all.

Perhaps this repair our relationship.

But you clean.

And do dishes, and throw the trash, and iron.

What do you think I am, cleaners?

Yes.

To refer you to
agenda that does not wander.

The first item on the agenda: tarpaulins.

We have to choose the model, color, material,

Many, many problems.

The second item on the agenda: mats.

Unification. Very important unification.

Point three...

Dr. House?
Shall we begin again already?

Our children are coming home and
have to prepare the dish.

Vice-president, I'd
to show my tenants

Suggestions for my new uniform.

Maxi, we concluded the agenda.

So open it!

Open, because of the ground
B put a fence with no permission.

Took them long enough.
Did you see them? They're disgusting.

This is the Italian model,
classy, for a person

Seeking elegance but it does not renounce comfort.

Koke wear something more contemporary,

Which can be combined
with colorful shirts.

Nice but... This is a prank?

Leo, where's the president?

Give me clothes! I'm not all that difficult.

Let Goya, thank you.
Drop it! We can handle this.

What are you doing? Nothing, I say
Loli that I am that you wash

Things. You are much
busy. Do not let me go.

There's no need. I'm looking for a home assistant.

See ad: Young and solvent
couple looking for responsible and

Discreet girlfriend to come two days a week.

Daughter, sounds like
I want to make a trio.

What bothers us that they wash things?

Javi, nobody likes
your mother more than me.

But one day there will be no
better now to enjoy.

Much I like to
smell of her things.

This is a softener which
use of when he was little.

Tell me who it is! I do not remember now.

We retired soon forget.

I'm going to a meeting. I'll talk to you later.

Be careful, do not fight with anyone.

'll Be quiet, only two-point agenda.

Please, quiet! One by one!

If we all work
what you will, what would that look like?

What do you care? These are just gratings.

I'm sorry, but these are
stairs to climb and attack us

In our homes. -Yeah, right? These are the escalators.

And now you not only steal,
but he also raped while and

Husband watching. -Some Pay for it.

Maxi, please!

It serves almost nothing, man!
If they want to enter, they Dreads!

Moldovans see these grids
and kill with laughter.

You could have at least
to ask for permission from the building.

Ruining you have a
aesthetics of the building.

No, he thought, how
am a councilor, I can work

What I want.
Why interfere? -Let me go!

The only thing we have done is
protect our homes.

There are thousands of organized gangs dealing

Break-ins in our country,
which they enter in your apartment

And hit your family. You're a councilor,

You to kill from a beating.

Then I'll secure my
apartment, I put in the hallway

Landmines, so if encounters
one of you, your problem.

Good, good, good.

Who to vote for the removal of the grid?

That should say a child.

Approved majority.
Inform tenants from the ground floor

B flat, to remove the grid immediately.

Good.

Good.

This'll you remember.

Let the record show that
were threatened.

Araceli, do so in person to understand.

We are talking about
peaceful life together.

No, we're talking about two
mental patients who...

Let's go, let's go! -What Have
meaningless lives and...

Araceli, do not!

Enrique, talk! -Just Because.

OK?

Suffice it to say something.

Let's move on. Is that not supposed to come
chief marketing?

Yes, definitely late.

They do not know that hope street.

We have to threaten them,
that they get fear.

To see that with us he can not play.

Do you smell
bathrooms? How did that day.

Me to raise the floor. Everything sucks.

They are thieves. -Hello.
Sorry I'm late.

I'm Raquel Villanueva,
Marketing Director.

I heard you were having trouble.

It's just a couple of nonsense. Unimportant things.

We smell a little bathroom.
- In the beginning is normal.

Yes, that's what I tell my wife.

I'm a Leo, vice president.
I live across the street.

The first owners. Do not worry.
ll'll satisfy you.

Where you all?

Look at them. Sperm without a head.

It's now operating company. They're sending a pretty
people to deceive customers.

It's not something. Sure is operated.

A shoes are her last year.

Araceli, where are you? This is like the Titanic.

I do not know how this
used. No one has come in.

Only two babe who
three hours reading the newspaper.

Gentlemen, whether you chose
hairstyle. I'm thinking it.

Do you have another paper? -I Was
mixed emotions among ministers

Culture and queens.
- They both lunch in here it smells like a school cafeteria.

Do you want anything else?
- If the two can of juice.

I do not know whether there.

Sandra, do not bring them anything.

I can not anymore. I'm not doing anything good!

Broke me with this practice.

See, hairdresser. Wanting something?

Just look around town.
- Maybe buy a house here.

Pssst, Couple!.
-We Live here.

Are you saying that we pay
300 euros duties?

No. They said 110
- of course, to buy.

They exterminate us. -A Leaking gas
us. They killed us home.

We're both depressed. As
to us was not enough

're Lesbians.
Thank you for the update.

You should always talk to neighbors before buying
.

At 500 meters you get great apartments.

That was close!
We need to be careful.

Why do you say that we are lesbians?

People do not like to add a little bit.

I think that's all. Nothing to worry about.

'll Talk with the heads of
and all we can fix.

Do not go yet! -We
To bypass common space.

Or to see the garage.
- There is one apartment.

No, it does not need anything. With him, no!

It is very unpleasant
man. A bad person!

Hello! -You
I saw you on TV.

He told you that if you need something you come.

And you need something, go.

You need love, understanding,
orgasm. What are you waiting for?

I was 7 years
with the same man. I do not remember

How to fly some type.

I never knew. Drunken
a little better, but I can not.

The Omelet
And if he doesn't like me?

Hitting you. He told you
the "Are you the new, baby?"

The doll did not say, do not add.

What do you want me to draw you a picture? No, vinegar!

I have to meet
him to talk. I do not

Looking for just sex, but also a man.

If you want that your initiating
meeting, I know that. -What?

Kamilo. Always working.
Kamilo?

How do I get the bars when
cost us 3000 euros?

They made a decision. This is a democracy.

You should buy a duplex.
- You're too old for the stairs.

Get out of the houses off the table! We will not!

Do you know that we have no money?

No steam about your
hairdressing salon. The only person

Entering your mother,
to submit it free of charge.

Beginner's!
- Fabio, I give you dinner,

Can you at least beg?.
- It is nice!

Hairdresser's downfall.

The last thing I need is trouble with
the neighbors.

Do you know under what pressure I'm at work?

Elections are coming, and they can
to be mayor!

If you do not have the money, take the
work, as well as all delegates.

Ma'am, I do not take bribes.
I am an honest politician.

It does not exist.

Sorry, but I lost my appetite.

See, angered her!

I'm going for a walk.

This work deliberately do not wash the dishes?

What a shame that is not ours
house. I'd planted here

Some vegetables.
- I am Smart!

Come on, baby.
You'll see what I have loft.

See, Maxi brought a girl.

Look, honey.

Now I understand many things.

Who is it?

Maxi, will not you introduce us? Of course.

These are my mother and her lesbian friend
.

I'm not a lesbian. -I'm glad.

We could someday
to drink coffee. Right.

'll Be able to kind of apologize
was when he was little.

Mom, can we talk
? Excuse us.

How beautiful you, Irene.
Do you see well with glasses?

Ma'am, I can not see his eyes.

Really? I can give you
a question? Of course.

Will I find love again? Sagittarius alone.

Isaskun, leave me alone
. I am in love.

I told you not to
to bring women into the apartment.

Do not bring them with you,
Leo loaned me the apartment.

There is no shame because she do?

Why? I do not mind her
disability. Neither her yours.

Sergio, why do you have so much
plates and bowls?

I bought a kit and
dirty to me. It happens to.

What I did not know
I turn on the machine, I bought a second.

I think you're so until the end of life?

What smells?
-Spinach with curry.

Why do not you hire
cleaners have money?

So after
to apologize to everyone what I'm doing and with whom.

What are you thinking?
Do you Julio Iglesias?

Go, I have a meeting. I need the apartment.

Where to go this time?
Yes No a friend?

Beautiful women do not have friends.

Here you 10 euros for a movie.
- I have to go? It's pathetic.

While not turn the lights out.
- No, Sergio, I can not...

We need to agree
how this will go.

When can I come?
- I'll send you a message.

Give me 20 euros to have popcorn.

Welcome to my house.

This is the entrance hall.
- How many square meters has an apartment?

280 m2, not counting
terrace on the second floor.

Now we can not climb
worse, because it rebuild.

How nice. -Here You go to my studio.

I paint and compose.

And this is the library, my favorite room.

Here are a gym, sauna
and a Turkish bath.

The area in which I cherish and enjoy.

You do not live even a little bit bad.

There is a kitchen and space for staff.

Tonight I gave them free night.

Irene, you're wonderful.

Come on. We make love on the mantelpiece.

I do not know if I'll be able to.

What do you care? I do not see!

What did you put the foil on the remote?

Because you get it dirty.

Look at this shirt. This
no Barbie doll can not wears.

Our son married a gremlin.

Let her go! Lola is thin, and wearing
things for skinny people.

Certainly Anorexic
or bulimic, or both.

Sure after eating, going to the bathroom
and compacted soil.

So what? Masturbation is healthy.

Yes vomits, you pervert.

Can you believe that I was
asked for the brand softener?

Really! Shame!

Already my head is spinning. -What are you doing?

Come on, love, smell,
see which you like.

We have a floral, with lemon scent...

What complicate things?
Ask my mother who used.

How to me it did not occur to you?

I'm going to throw garbage.

Do not buy over the Internet?

This is humiliating,
he does not go down. I climb.

Yes, Kamilo's job. What?

I do I will not collect. Gather you.

Fifth plate left, you can not miss.

Here it is. Hello!

Hi. You have a dog. What is the name?
Camilo.

By Camilla Jose Sela.
I love his work.

Otherwise, I love literature.
- I do not read much.

Neither.

How lame is this
with garbage, you have every night to

're Kicking, and you snap bags...

Fuck! Someone houses of us
shit herself in front of the building.

Humans are disgusting!
I'm always saying, who leaves

Poop on the street one day leave home.

What do you do?
You look as if you do with something.

Computer experts alone.

I have some problems with computers.

You can give it a look?

I am a businesswoman and I travel a lot
. Paris, Tokyo...

Watch out!

Camilo, what a dog!.

You see there? It is the Great Bear.

There is Jupiter, the largest planet of the solar system
.

No, you said that is the polar star.
No... Jupiter.

Earth rotates, and the minute-to-minute
things change.

I feel so small, so insignificant
when I watch them.

You see only the above point,

But in fact it is a cosmic tragedy.

Stars that explode.
Another margarita?

Where is Mars? -Mars?

There he is. Red planet.

No, it's a plane. -No.
- You see the lights.

What are you doing?
- Come on.

This is a bigger liar in real life.

Lola, this is pathetic. Let's go!

Wait to see the end of the episode.

It will not hook up, it
is a smart girl.

I do not know what she saw in him.

Little we you and I can sleep next to this.

Careful with the jacket.

Jumped me transaminases. A
it is a symptom of degenerative

Diseases. Perhaps this is lupus.

Mom, please stop looking at
medical series.

I leave these papers with you to the doctor read.

I know that you really care about me.

If I were just a burden for
you and that beard.

Mom, stop babbling nonsense.

Destabilizing everyone!

Who did you hit? -How Do I know? Someone.

Point number 5 belongs to the apartment
1C, Berta and Antonio resolved.

Good. Why is that?
- It was nothing. Thank you.

One thing, if you want a snapshot
meeting on the DVD?

How could you just hit them?

You could not choose better
. -My Daughter never

Had good
elections. She married you.

What will her collar?

She was in the apartment, and I wanted to try it.

What did you do the car? Their?

None. Small scratch. Deep.

So dent.

Nah, scratch.
Maybe a little recess.

I do not know.
- You broke his bumper.

Other
the color of our car. -My mother!

Enrique, calm down!
'll Talk with them, we'll give them

Our part and a done deal.

You threatened them!
They will think it was deliberate!

You're really bad people.

Exactly. What do we do now?

Joaquin, what are you doing?

What time is it?

What do not you call me when she left the girl?

I slept on the couch.
- I did not sleep either.

Juice for my prince? Joaquin,
do not you do 10?

Yes, Ms. Villanueva.
- I'm making a toast.

Slept with my boss?
Do you want to ruin me?

Sam came.
She started to ask me for deficiencies

The works we move on
stains with a stain on margaritas...

You're sick!
My boss in panties in the kitchen.

I wanted to lie down
earlier, to go into the museum but...

Joaquin, it's Saturday, people come early.

Yes, Miss.
Ill take something for low sugar and Ill run.

I got up hungry. I see.

If you want, we can tonight
have dinner at home.

Okay. Barely waiting to meet with parents
.

I left a fluid for my glasses.
That way I don't worry when I stay.

Listen, Rakel. I currently
I'm not ready to have

Serious relationship. Many have hurt me.

You're a beautiful, smart,
fun, but I'm now

At the stage of dating
himself, searching...

Sergio, do you think I
with all sleep the first night?

I do not know, I do not know you very well.

I never did that!

I thought
between us has something special.

There, there! My brother wanted
that says he has to go slowly.

I'm not going to say that. Yes, you are!

I'm clear. I'll get my things.

Your bra is on the telescope
-Go To hell!

I just got an apartment, and already
I will fly to the street.

Will not have you thrown out.
What kind of connection do you have with this?

Joaquin, in the office,
now! Yeah, yeah...

You're dead! We both!

What did I do?

Sergio had spent the night with
director. We heard them.

Why? Let me start by the middle of his apartment.

If we all worked
like him... -Antonio!

Love, talking hypothetical.

Today, only interested
sex, I feel like

I'm the last romantic in the world.

Hello Rachel! We just wondered when

Going to come masters
to repair defects?

What flaws?
There is nothing to be repaired!

So he's not too happy.

Screwed us a lover from the attic!

If you finally choose to
for that big step

I sincerely admire you, you can sign

Mortgage
with us or with another bank.

Better with you, the easier it is.

See what we're going to have a garden for children.

Just a minute, let me
photocopy all the documents.

Good afternoon, Isaskun
Sagatumen. The head of sales.

Are you satisfied? Yes,
seller is very nice.

This is my grandson, we family's firm.

Do you like the apartment?
- Yes, we are interested.

This is a beautiful apartment on the ground floor with a garden.

The reason why earlier
did not sell apartment

What lives above
flamenco dancer. What?

The exercise here with his group.
But only two or three months.

Usually on tour or in the
prison, like all artists.

But we think
more. Better that way.

We do not like to lie
clients. After sue us,

Which is becoming tedious.

How are you? At 500 meters
here you get great apartments.

Two parking spaces at a cost of one.

The customers?
They called from the hospital. Their father had a heart attack.

Fuck, it was done!.

Kamilo, leave the cookie.
Give it to him, but rather he was licked.

Get him once more,
maybe meet the president.

I do not know whether he likes me or not.

The president. Tell him to
have a stain or something.

How do I invite him here? See apartment.

I like to live terrorist cells.

We need to buy
furniture. -Which Money?

Yours. I am sending my
for Cuba, is serving 14 people.

I had beautiful furnishings.
But I left them up.

Why did they leave?
- I did not feel well.

I wanted to go and... I'm stupid!

But many stupid!

Kamilo, come on down from there!

Talk to Mrs.,
explain her thing

And will certainly come back to these things.

I can not lower myself by
. -Go With her!

As I do not have anything better to do.

Hello, Goya.
-Hello.

This is Silvio, my friend.

In the end I will live here.

Not here, I rented the apartment downstairs.

This is a very beautiful building. Yes.

I would love to bring my own furniture.

I'm not in the money, and I could use.

Me, too. Yeah, but my
are. I paid for them.

I mean, we do.
When I did was I, but I was me.

Kristina, you're
sold the apartment with furniture.

Say what you want, do not get you anything.

Do you give them to us. We will not, my.

Yes, but I did not know what I'm doing
. It was bad.

I lowered the cost of 5,000 euros.

We all have problems. My sitting on the couch.

I'm sorry, I wish you luck in life.

How are people
Then you adopt children.

and put the picture on the fridge
to calm conscience.

Let her go.
-Is The contract says you sold the furniture?

Apartment with furniture? -No.

Do you have a copy of the keys?
- Agustin's, he took it.

Why do you ask? -What do you think? -No.

She doesn't know who we are.

Does not concern you, do not have
nothing to explain.

How can we not? Because of you now will not
to fix the housing.

Besides, you go out to
TV. You have no private life.

Sergio, the company wanted
spoil our shortcomings,

A girl now says it will not.

Sergio, you're wrong, this girl is not
as those of your

Women with TV.
- This is a prejudice.

Women with TV are not easy. Some are.

Maite, stop me paint.

Last, I promise. For my sister.

But she's a great girl. What's wrong with her?

What kind of person is, and legs,
and only breasts... -Antonio!

Right now you'll want to call
to calm down, do not do

Oven, and I have to cook.

I'm going to marry that
to you making macaroni.

Sergio, again, you're wrong!

After do not be surprised
If you got photos of you in a magazine.

Maybe naked in the terrace.

Artists are exposed to these things.

Joaquin, fix this.
They Blackmailed me that they would take pics of me naked.

Sergio, I do not know how
me. Just waiting for it to ring

Phone to get fired.

I will!

What it cost you to go out with her
until mid apartments?

This is even more cruel.
- No, maybe fall in love.

Menu renew the contract,
maybe we GET CONNECTED salary.

I'm not dating anyone.

Sergio, you can not
whole life to be careless

And to destroy other people's lives
. You're like a virus.

Why? To change the bell those lunatics?

I did not name them off with the
lists for transplants.

No matter what you gonna do.

You are young, beautiful, handsome,
have known women.

I would have hated you.

What's the difference? Just a couple of days.

Raquel is nice.
I do not see in what this sacrifice.

Give me her phone number.

Thank you. I love you! Get away!

Call here. No, this is a private conversation
.

You can not!

Put on the intercom. There's no intercom.

There is, give it to me.

Do? Hi, Rachel.

I'm Sergio. From last night.

What do you want? Yeah apologize.

This morning I was scared, I felt
something that scared me.

I'm scared to fall in love,
because I'm shy.

You're a moron. I'm not a moron!

Rakel, if we could
to see me again.

Look, if you want me to repeat it since last night,

Nadia another.

No, on the contrary.
I want to talk, to drink coffee.

I do not know, it seems to me you're an idiot.

Normal.

Rakel, give me another chance.

I do not know if I'll be able
not live without your smile.

It is said in the series last Tuesday.

The dinner with you tonight?

I have a bit of embarrassment. Yes
I have a stuffed chicken.

Okay, I cook.
Let me surprise you.

See you at nine. Bye!

The only problem is
already have a date tonight.

Cancel.

No, I'll be able to both!

You'll see!

Enrique, you are making it worse
And they will hear us.

I have to correct it before you paint.

Not the same color. -I do not understand

Why do not you look in the mirror!

Enough! I will never drive!

It's over! Anyway, we do not need!

Do not argue because of stupidity.

Will destroy your relationship.

Listen, I have a second car mechanic,

Give me the key and I'll get them to you tonight,

At low and reasonable price.

We do not have the key, not our car.

But we can acquire it. -What?

What is it?

Is there Berta, shall
to talk to you.

You need to remove the fence, we voted.
- We will sue you!

Antonio, close the door.
- Wait!

We'll take it down.

We do not want to fight over the
with anyone, and especially

Not with you, you have a...

Lovely couple.

Why do not you come tonight at
us to get to know?

Just a moment.

This is weird. Lots of weird.

We have to learn not forgive.

Hatred will not bring the dog back.

If you want we have dinner together.

The only thing I'm allergic to milk.

No lactose, do not worry.

We did not spoil any plan?

Maybe you wanted to go somewhere by car...

Saturday? With all those
drug addicts and criminals.

No, it is a jungle.
-You Can not walk streets.

I thought since the weather is nice,

We could have dinner on the terrace.

Come, see where
I want to put the table.

Outside? It's a little cold.
- You'll see that I caught a cold.

Vicente, come in! Holy shit!

Right.
-Vicente, I'm Lola.

Tell me who softener uses Goya.

I do not interfere in your fight.

Just lean a little to see in the kitchen.

I can, if I get up,
mean that something is happening.

Vicente, I'm the only lass.

I'll buy you a DVD Reza filming football.

It was she?

She said, for my softener? - It is not.

His name was Tom Cruise, asking for money for
that his

Scientology. -Yeah, right.

Turn it off, we're going to walk.

Why should I walk? -Because Of circulation.

Just to walk a new tracksuit.

Vicente, where are you going with the remote?

I had not noticed.
-Vicente, Getting old!

You have to solve sudoku. Just me wrong.

They went, let's go.

What if they come back? We will not, we have time.

See? This is more like it.

Now I understand
Winona Ryder. Jump adrenaline!

Now I can sit here and chat,
the computer.

You can not, I gave him
Javi to fix it.

What's he doing? He is computer experts.

I told him to go
slowly to look at him.

Kristina, I had a lot
image inside. -A Picture?

What are you doing, Javi?

A neighbor gave me
laptop fix her.

They called me four women
because of the ads. Tonight

Comes only
I understand over the phone.

Why? Anyone can
to clean better than us.

We'll see if we like it.

I feel guilty about us
your mother washes things.

She loves to help us.
It's just our luck, right?

Yes. I have received a gold mother in law.

Do you have the key to their apartment? -Yes. What?

To get off to our
things that she does not climb.

Congratulations to you.
'You've Chosen a first-class apartment.

On Monday morning, I go
to the bank and I bring the down payment.

Sooner. They're taking us to this place.

It would be a shame not to take you.

Sons of bitches! You steal my mail!

Aside.

I'll kill you all, you bastards!

Who is this?
- She's a neighbor. She's crazy.

Look, there!

Porters,
take the trash!

The other day she attacked a
neighbor because the houses were barking!

Killed the dog and ate it.
- How bad!

We called the police but
says that can not do anything.

At 500 meters you get great apartments.

Thank you very much for the warning!
- You're welcome, daughter.

We are all stressed in the building.

What do you want? Nothing.

I'm starting to have fun.
- At least sell us this afternoon.

This is the last time I'm going for a walk.

Vicente, we can finally
to enjoy life.

To take a shower and go to the movies.

Do not comes to mind. Yes
I want to do different things.

So go work out, but without me.
- I mean with you!

What happened? Where's my TV?

How what? They robbed us!

Why did not you set the alarm?
- I forgot password.

The year we got married in 1972

You just yell. What's the difference?

What would you steal? Curtains?

Not broken into locks. They had a key.

She was not able to! Who?

It is my furniture, give it back.

Ma'am, I do not know what you're talking about
. It is my furniture.

We have all the bills. -Get
What do you want. Give me a TV.

As you take insulin for diabetics.

Open the door! Vicente, push!

Ma'am, I'll call the police.
- You know what you are doing!

I have the remote.

In our country
the closest to James Bond is

Arturo Fernandez.

I do not know exactly.

Think of him on horseback
and leather pants.

Maxi!

Resio's will have dinner with us, but I do not know

How time we can keep them.

For two hours
have to go back to the car.

There's time remaining to us.

Keep me constantly.

This is my phone number.
- And this is my current account.

If I pay 200 euros
commission. -200 Euros?

For your problem and cheaply.

What happens? Nothing.
We have round for fun.

Mom, sauce? -Is finished.

What I can't have dinner with you?
- This is discrimination

Have dinner with us? -When You give me, I will.

Here they are! Go to your room and
bring the houses with them.

'Come into the room! -For You
year I'll send you to.

And your mom, take the collar.

While I do not see a doctor I will not.

Mrs. Charo,
no need to talk much. Not even you.

Hello. Welcome.
- Come in!

Good evening! Something to drink?

We do not drink.
I will not drink. What is waiting for us...

Love, I have to go out for an hour.

We will not have a drink?
- We will. You stay with Leo,

He's a wonderful man. -Thank you.

Maxi, what should I do?
Yes let her music?

To talk to her?
- Give her something to drink.

It will not come with us? No,
like this we try to get faster.

Do? -Is That Irene?

Yes. And you are? -Her husband.

Here, you will open.

Irene, your husband climbs.

What do you say? What did you let him go?

I thought you agreed.

How do we get when we cheat?

Course. So climbing.

Asshole followed me.
I have to hide.

Take me to the library.

Library? It is the bathroom.

Tell him I'm not here.
I'm going to go to the gym.

Gym? I do not understand you at all.

Good evening.
- Where is? Who?

Irene! -Not here. She was gone.

She told me to tell you he loves you.

There is. No, not her.

Recognize her perfume.
- No, it's from my mother.

Who are you?
Are you sleeping with her? -Not me. My friend.

I do not know, maybe
are just friends.

I'm going to throw trash,
so we're going to talk.

Irene!

How do I find it?

Maxi, wait! -What happened?

Get in the car. -I Came my husband.

Watch your head!

Since when are you married?

It was amazing, fly rods,

As the struggle of the Jedi.

Maxi, take me home.
- We have something to do.

I have to get a
husband. -All Right, let's go.

Mother, how exciting!

How delicious! I did not know how to cook.

This is my hobby.

And how about this?

I do not know it so well.

I love this house.

How We had fun themselves.

Kissed her, man. Kiss her.

No, it has to go slowly.
- But it will come second.

I am much tired, I'm going home.

'll Tell me tomorrow what it was.

Bitch, she had removed her label!

I told you so.
At the end I always come off.

Are not you go home?
- I forgot something.

So long!

Mom, you are spilling it.
Put your napkin.

Ma'am, what is on your neck?

Violation of the bus.

Sorry! My mother.

Enrique, where this man holding a document?

Stopped by the police.

What did you do? A little
I overstepped speed.

I only have two points.
- Maxi, take me home.

Wait a minute!

Let him wear!

How the fuck is going fast.
- Maxie, what happens?

I ran. Max, stop the car.

Stop the car immediately.

I'll call you later, I have
concentrate on the road.

How are you, love? Your mother.

Well, you know already.

Suite, please.

Enrique, in your home you are. -Sorry.

Hey, Javi. Hi, Chris.

I came for a laptop, if you're done.

Yes, come in. Yeah come in?

I've arranged
system and installed anti-virus.

You may have seen some strange
image. And some video.

I have a colleague from work
who loves them

Sends, and I'm clumsy as I do not know

Delete them. -I Can do that you delete them.

No, no, no! I have to teach.

Do you have a statute of excess?
When I come somewhere like

Them read. I think I got up.

They gave me a bunch
paper, I do not know what I got.

How nice arranged house.

And then they say that men have no taste.

Almost all chose my wife, Lola.

If you can you to find, no
connection. Some other day, right?

Hello! -Hello!

You spoke to my husband?

Yes, it's worse, looking for some papers.

Do you showed house? Here's salon,

Bathroom, use it whenever you want.

Here is the kitchen.

We have two machines
underwear, for white and colored.

Good idea.
And now we have an excellent softener.

If you need anything, gloves
or means, go ahead.

Do you cook? Sorry,
but I think you're wrong.

I'm a new neighbor.

A, sorry! Today we need to come
Pets assistant.

No, I'll see you. My name is Lola.

Okay.

What is she doing here?
- She's the new neighbor.

I know that. Why did you come bitch?

Silvio, I'll kill you!

How was it? -He's An idiot.

He is married. That can be arranged.

We stole furniture
his mother. That's a little worse.

It was humiliating.
His wife has me mixed up

With a home assistant.

Admit it's funny. -Not to me.

Your fault gonna
thinks love gay porn.

It does not matter, you're screwed
thing, welcome

Into the world of singles.
-He Liked Javi.

It was perfect for me.

I'm sorry, is it true that you took
furniture

My mother in law? I did, but I...

Thank you is annoying!
I want to be friends.

I'm up here whenever you need
. Come whenever you want,

Drink coffee and chat, a little. And you!

Super!

You've already made friends with
woman, not bad for a start.

Rakel, was it a fabulous dinner.

You do not want to stay? -No.

I think. But it's better to go slowly.

Yesterday we slept, and it was a mistake.

You do not need to lose
magic with the beginning of the connection.

It's a wonderful time, which
can not be returned.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned. No, I like it.

Is romantic. -Now Go home.

I have to go to the restroom, I'm going away.

Do? I'm,
Rosa. -share.

Do not open it, you fool!

But what's going to work. To the left there?

Run! Stop her!

Shit!

Hello! I thought
go somewhere for a drink.

No, I could not find this place.

I know her. She is an actress.

She starred in "Sinners"!

Treasure this guy!

Let's go to bed! -Hang Little.

Anyway we end up there.
- Probably, but slowly.

Do you have a telescope? What?

If you look at the stars. It is beautiful. Get up.

I'm going to get us margaritas.

Let's have another one?

For us!

Come on, you have to drive.

It's amazing, you were in the bathroom
and already I missed you.

I stay? -Do not go.
I want to live this feeling.

Call me!

Fuck, I nearly.

How drunk.

And to look at the stars
other day? I am cold.

Get your coat. -Where is?

Here it is. That's not mine.

Excuse me for a moment, Rosa.

Open to me, this is not
my coat. Yes, opening.

Do not open it, you fool, you come on down.

There are many nervous. And drunk.

I have an idea. -Who is that?

The doorman.
He forgot the keys. He drinks a lot.

Sergio, do you have salt?
- A neighbor.

Hello.
- Amador had forgot to buy...

You're from "sinners", which
died of liposuction.

We cried when you died.
Can you Sides to

You paint with my children?
- Is that I was good?

You might be back as
spirit to be avenged.

Hello. Sorry, mixed
my coat. And whose is this?

From my girls. In the car.

I did not know you had a girlfriend
. -Only We start.

I think he'll leave me.

Use. Good night.

Call me.

Son of a bitch!

Antonio, what do you do?

I am a distributor of fish.
- Fisherman.

No, it's not the same, Mrs. Charo.

Why not? Sales fish means fishermen.

Ma'am, I supply them
luxury restaurants back,

I'm not selling fish on the streets.

What is wrong with
you a fisherman? I'm not a fisherman!

Mom in bed! -Antonio,
Something's not right.

I feel funny.

I feel swollen.
It itches.

What was in that salad?

I told you that
allergic to milk's products.

Mom, I told you. There's no milk.

There are, lemon, white wine and butter.

Butter is dark milk product.
-Butter The butter.

Antonio, all itchy.

God's sake! Lie down, Bert!

We got to the hospital. I'll get the car!

Not the car!
Better to call an ambulance.

Wait! I have urbison in the room.

Urbason? Where did you get? Are you stealing recipes?

Again my mother.

Antonio, get high.
- You poisoned me.

I knew it was a trap.

Enrique, the good news is that
I fled police.

Thank goodness. -One We got off

The road and crashed into the jetty.

You're crazy! I wanna go home!

It's not there!

Get her, will kill a car!

I put her vest.

Impossible! This is not happening.

Calm. We'll fix all defects.

Enrique, Berta's not breathing. -I'm Going.

Bring repaired the car and do not call me anymore.

Calm down so they can not hurt you.

No, let him come orderly.

She knows that giving injections?

Do not look down!

Always the same!

Mari Tere, let's go! They came.

Joaquin, I left
machine is switched on, when he's finished,

Call me that I do not squash things.

You may not use Pets
appliances during working hours!

Good day! Hi, Rachel.

We show clients
apartment. -How are you doing?

Do you like it
apartment? Yes, it's very nice.

This is an excellent ending.
Do you know common

Room? -Meet.

How beautiful you are. You remind me
to me at your age.

Come when you want. -8: True.

Rakel, and we were expecting.

I'll be here at the office.
How you could not sell

This apartment, here we
sell the second phase.

A lot of people ask for
flat, but in the end nothing.

I think it's because
orientation. -I agree.

I do not know why, but the
500 meters away sale

Like hot cakes.

Tell your neighbors that would later come
masters.

Now we're going.

How do I like!
- Erik, she's our boss.

So just because. More exciting.

Hello?

Good morning, my prince!

Look at him, has said. Hello!

I wanted to see and
I took the key out of your brother.

Sergio, you've got hair conditioner?

Pets assistant.
Let's go down that she could clean.

Who are you talking about?

What was I going to ask? You want a soda?

We came to see how Berta.

How was your night? Better alone.

We are embarrassed.
It was my mother in law's fault.

Good afternoon. Antonio Resi? -I am.

Last night at 22:31, you passed
near the speed of radar

180km / h, in the area where the greatest
permitted speed 60km / h

When you were stopped by the police
escaped you.

It's not possible. Last night we went to the car.

We dined with them, and
tried to poison my wife.

Yes. I think we had dinner,
but we did not poisoned,

It was an allergic reaction.

See. We have a picture with radar.

If this is true,
then stole the car.

Sure it was.

My God!

I do not understand! I do not understand!

It came out well.

You know that this penalty Pulls
driver's license revocation

And 1500 euros. Yeah you
swear by my son, who is

In Ireland, I was not driving the car last night.

Then, identify the driver.

How do you identify the
driver when you do not know who it is?

Are you stupid?
- Forgive him...

Come with us. Do not touch me, otherwise...

Where are you taking him?

I am a councilor for children and youth, this

Must be some mistake.

180 on the road where he allowed 60!

You should be in jail!

I had not noticed!
I used to drive a trailer

That you have to step on the gas
to the end that he went 40

How much will that cost us
repair? -1400 Euros.

Shot by front and rear heaters,

Headlight, bumper and changed him spark plugs.

They are well-lit car.

What did you do for a scratch.

You think this is fun? A little is.

And you go. What have we done?

I'm just trying to help you,

And that cost me
my relationships with girls.

We have to tell the truth!
What?

They will take away his licence.
I feel guilty.

Enrique, if you know the truth,
we'll have to move out.

It will not, they will value our sincerity.

No, their mission in life
will be to destroy us.

They'll find you thrown in the trash.

I'm sorry, but I can not,
conscience does not allow me.

I'll start packing.

You've rented an apartment that
girlfriend, Christine? We are.

Can I talk to you for a moment?

She is a whore. What?

Hooker, prostitute. One
leading clients home.

I do not know whether you saw
to live with the Cubans?

Yes. That's her pimp.

I just felt obliged to tell you.

See that you are good people. And of course,

One day can you come Police

Due to drugs or murder.

I told you so that
not rent an apartment.

There are 3,000 empty apartments,
what's wrong with one more?

Antonio, could someone
us burst into the apartment and after

You can not get him out,
I saw on TV.

I'm sorry.
If you want to press charges,

Call me to testify.

I'll call the police to kick them out,

If necessary gas.

What else can happen to us?

I come at a bad time?

Enrique, what do you want now?

Just to tell you, that if you really
license suspended,

Can count on me for
ride wherever you need.

Thank you.

Do not hug him. It is still early.

Oh yes excitement.

You finally made it. Everybody hates you.

Two lovely girls
depressed because you

I'm fired, just
should we communicate,

A neighbor wants to crucify you.

Are you happy? No
surprising me as Marilyn Monroe killed herself,

Or what Mel Gibson filmed
films in Aramaic

Not easy to be
star. Destabilize you.

I can not believe it. This goes beyond me.

All the problems arise when you buy an apartment.

Now you lived all your life.

Where lucky that I
my beautiful apartment over!

I have two bedrooms and 63 m2.

Well, two months will quickly
to sell. -Two months?

Are not they were two years? What?

How good movie.

You said it was ready for
two months. -Two years.

Said two months!

I thought I was. You never make a mistake?

What are you going to èistiš!
Buy a good cream.

Thank you, Sergio. Get away!

You're ugly brother
will be all day to clean.

You're Cinderella.