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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,969 All right, all right, what's it going to be? 2 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,596 A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher. 3 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,266 A Squelchy Snorter for Otis. 4 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,644 A Sizzler for June Marie. And listen! 5 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,146 - Wonka's got a new one today. ALL: What is it? 6 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,774 This one's a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar. 7 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,986 Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar? How does he do it? 8 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,822 - Do you ask a fish how it swims? - No. 9 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,615 - Or a bird how it flies? - No. 10 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:20,825 No, you don't. 11 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,785 They were born to do it. 12 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,997 Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man.. . 13 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,624 ...and you were born to be a Wonkerer. 14 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:32,169 ♪ Who can take the sunrise ♪ 15 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,047 ♪ Sprinkle it with dew ♪ 16 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,635 ♪ Cover it in chocolate ♪ ♪ And a miracle or two ♪ 17 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,470 ♪ The Candy Man! ♪ 18 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,807 ♪ The Candy Man can ♪ 19 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,312 ♪ The Candy Man can ♪ ♪ 'Cause he mixes it with love ♪ 20 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,898 ♪ And makes the world taste good ♪ 21 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,694 ♪ Who can take a rainbow ♪ 22 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,821 ♪ Wrap it in a sigh ♪ 23 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:03,993 ♪ Soak it in the sun ♪ ♪ And make the strawberry-lemon pie ♪ 24 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,494 CHlLDREN: The Candy Man? 25 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,330 The Candy Man! 26 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,082 The Candy Man can! 27 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,794 ♪ The Candy Man can ♪ ♪ 'Cause he mixes it with love ♪ 28 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,839 ♪ - And makes the world taste good ♪ ALL: Me! Me! 29 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,508 ♪ Willy Wonka makes ♪ 30 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,218 ♪ Everything he bakes ♪ 31 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,847 ♪ Satisfying and delicious ♪ 32 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,892 ♪ Talk about your childhood wishes ♪ 33 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,519 ♪ You can even eat the dishes ♪ 34 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,241 ♪ Who can take tomorrow ♪ 35 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,619 ♪ Dip it in a dream ♪ 36 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:50,456 ♪ Separate the sorrow ♪ ♪ And collect up all the cream ♪ 37 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,751 ♪ - The Candy Man ♪ ALL: ♪ Willy Wonka can ♪ 38 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,629 ♪ The Candy Man can ♪ 39 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:01,926 ♪ The Candy Man can ♪ ♪ 'Cause he mixes it with love ♪ 40 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,846 ♪ And makes the world taste good ♪ 41 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,433 ♪ And the world tastes good ♪ 42 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:15,731 ♪ 'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should ♪ 43 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,585 Hi, Mr. Jopeck. 44 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,672 Ah, come along, Charlie. You're late. 45 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,259 It's payday, Mr. Jopeck. 46 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,552 You're right. 47 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,680 - There you are. - Thanks. 48 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,433 - Say hello to your Grandpa Joe. - Okay. 49 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,853 MAN: Up the airy mountain 50 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,314 Down the rushing glen 51 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,649 We dare not go a-hunting 52 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,903 For fear of little men 53 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,738 You see... 54 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,491 . ..nobody ever goes in. . . 55 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,246 . ..and nobody ever comes out. 56 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,175 Charlie's late. 57 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,053 He works too hard, for a little boy. 58 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,388 He should have some time to play. 59 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,557 Not enough hours in the day. 60 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,018 With you four bedridden the last 20 years. .. 61 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,063 . ..it takes a lot of work to keep this family going. 62 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,565 If only his father were alive. 63 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,402 When I get my strength back, I'll get out of bed to help him. 64 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,781 In all the years you've been saying that... 65 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:32,034 . .. I've yet to see you set foot on the floor. 66 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,871 Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold. . .. 67 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,541 Hi, everybody! 68 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,961 Wake up, Charlie's home! 69 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,547 Grandpa George. 70 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,883 Grandma Georgina. 71 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,760 Grandma Josephine. 72 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,972 Grandpa Joe! 73 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,476 Is this your supper, Grandpa? 74 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,562 It's yours too. 75 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,439 I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough! 76 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,651 GEORGINA: It's all we have! JOE: What are you saying? 77 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,238 - How about this? - Where did you get that? 78 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,575 What difference does it make where? He got it. 79 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,285 My first payday. 80 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,288 Good for you, Charlie. We'll have a real banquet. 81 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,664 Mom? 82 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,001 Here's what's left. You keep it. 83 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,295 Except for this. 84 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,173 From now on, I'm paying for your tobacco. 85 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,802 No one's going to pay for it. I'm giving it up. 86 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,597 Dad, it's only one pipe a day. 87 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:38,142 When bread looks like a banquet, I have no right buying tobacco. 88 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,102 Go on, Grandpa. 89 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,521 Please take it. 90 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,656 CHARLIE: After my paper route, I was in front of Wonka's. 91 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,117 There was this strange man there. 92 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,661 I think he was a tinker. 93 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,290 He was standing behind me looking at the factory. 94 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,626 Just before he left, he said: 95 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,129 "Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out." 96 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,340 And right he was, Charlie. 97 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,176 Not since the tragic day Willy Wonka locked it. 98 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,469 Why'd he lock it? 99 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,014 Because all the other chocolate makers were sending spies.. . 100 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,684 . ..dressed as workers to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes. 101 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,813 Especially Slugworth. Oh, that Slugworth was the worst! 102 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,025 Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted, "I'll be ruined! 103 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:32,154 Close the factory!" And that's just what he did. 104 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,908 He locked the gates and vanished completely. 105 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:39,036 And then, suddenly, about three years later.. . 106 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,830 . ..the most amazing thing happened. 107 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,667 The factory started working again, full blast! 108 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:48,212 And more delicious candies were coming out than ever. 109 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,548 But the gates stayed locked so that no one.. . 110 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,510 . ..not even Slugworth, could steal them. 111 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:58,722 But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Wonka work the factory. 112 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,724 Thousands must be. 113 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,892 But who? 114 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,769 Who are they? 115 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,356 That is the biggest mystery of them all. 116 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,735 - Charlie Bucket? CHARLIE: Yes, Mr. Turkentine? 117 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,113 I need an assistant. Give me a hand. 118 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,201 We have nitric acid, glycerine... 119 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,537 . ..and a special mixture of my own. 120 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,540 Together it's dangerous stuff, blows you up. 121 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:28,752 But mixed together right, as only I know how, what's it make? 122 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,047 - I don't know. - Of course not. Only I know. 123 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,759 If you knew, you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. 124 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:40,556 And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous. Is that clear? 125 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,016 CHARLIE: Yes, sir. - Good. 126 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,270 Mixed together in the right way, these dangerous ingredients. . . 127 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,064 . ..make the finest wart remover in the world. 128 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,067 The trick is to pour equal amounts. 129 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,529 Charlie, you take the nitric acid and glycerine. . . 130 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,574 . ..and I'll take my special mixture. Ready? 131 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,951 Good lad. Pour. 132 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,580 Did we do it wrong? 133 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,458 Certainly not. This is for big warts. 134 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,294 What's going on out there? 135 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,090 Come here. What's happening? 136 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,634 Willy Wonka's opening his factory! 137 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,053 Are you sure? 138 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,388 He's giving lots of chocolate away! 139 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,766 - Class dismissed! - It's only for 5 people! 140 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,435 Class un-dismissed. 141 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,563 He hid five Golden Tickets. Whoever finds them wins the prize. 142 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:33,025 - Where did he hide them? - Inside five Wonka Bars. 143 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,278 - You gotta buy bars to find them! - Class re-dismissed! 144 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,405 BOY 1 : I'll meet you downstairs! 145 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,200 BOY 2: I'm gonna buy the whole store! 146 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,083 MAN [ON TV]: Now, details on the announcement... 147 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,794 . ..that has captured the world's attention. 148 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,630 Hidden among the billions of Wonka Bars. . . 149 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,757 . ..are five gold tickets. 150 00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:01,303 To the five people who find them will come the most fabulous prize ever: 151 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,806 A lifetime supply of chocolate. 152 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:07,768 If this were not enough, each winner, before receiving his prize... 153 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,770 ...will be personally escorted.... 154 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,313 They're all crazy. 155 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,815 Shh. The man's a genius. 156 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,691 He'll sell a million bars. 157 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,487 Do you think I've got a chance to find one? 158 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,365 One? I'm counting on you to find all five! 159 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,950 One's enough for me. 160 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,326 MAN [ON TV]: We have reports... 161 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:29,164 ...that the response is phenomenal. Wonka Bars are selling... 162 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,625 ...at a rate to boggle the mind. 163 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,293 It is incredible... 164 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,296 ...the way Wonkamania has descended upon the globe. 165 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:40,008 While the world searches, we watch and wait, wondering... 166 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,846 ...where it will lead, and how long the spirit of man will hold up... 167 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,139 ...under the strain. 168 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:49,476 I still have these dreams, doctor. And I still can't stop believing them. 169 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,520 I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder... 170 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,523 . ..to believe in dreams is a manifestation of insanity. 171 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,568 The sooner you accept this, the sooner you'll get well. 172 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,865 I dreamed the Archangel whispered into my ear where to find a Golden Ticket. 173 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,200 What did he say? 174 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,537 What difference does that make? This was a dream. 175 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,790 - You said-- - Shut up! Where's the ticket? 176 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,084 We begin with five Golden Tickets. 177 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:19,006 Like five lucky bolts of lightning ready to strike any point on the map. 178 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,050 No one knew where or when the first one would hit. 179 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,720 But last night we got our answer. 180 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,223 While America slept, the first Golden Ticket was found. .. 181 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,518 . ..in the small town of Duselheim, Germany. 182 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:36,231 We've been waiting for the story, and we're ready with a live report. 183 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,735 Proud we are, for the attention of the world.. . 184 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,070 . ..focuses today here in Duselheim. 185 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,740 A community thrust into prominence.. . 186 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:48,577 . ..by the discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket. 187 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,747 Its finder is the son of a prominent butcher. 188 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,666 The boys name, Augustus Gloop! 189 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:59,922 Augustus Gloop, the pride of Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany. 190 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,925 An example for the whole world. 191 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,094 How does it feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder? 192 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,930 - Hungry. - Any other feelings? 193 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,141 Sorry for Wonka. It'll cost him a fortune in fudge. 194 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,769 Mr. Gloop, would you mind-- 195 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,898 Mrs. Gloop, would you say a few words to the audience? 196 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,944 I knew he would find a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby. 197 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,822 He wouldn't do it unless he needed the nourishment. 198 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,827 ALL: Happy birthday, Charlie! 199 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,122 Here you are, Charlie. 200 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,791 Thank you. 201 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,465 It's terrific! 202 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,927 We each knitted a bit: Grandmas Georgina and Josephine, and me. 203 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,638 I did the end pieces with the tassels. 204 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,141 And here's a little gift from Grandpa George and me. 205 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,686 I think I know what this is. 206 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,314 - It is! A Wonka! JOE: Open it, Charlie. 207 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,816 Let's see that Golden Ticket. 208 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,485 - Wouldn't it be fantastic? - It's not fair to raise his hopes. 209 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,655 Never mind. Open it. I want to see that gold! 210 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,115 MRS. BUCKET: Stop it. 211 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,660 - I've got the same chance as anybody. JOE: You've got more. 212 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,370 You want it more. 213 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,997 Go on, open it! 214 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,832 Here goes. 215 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,044 - I got it! - Where? 216 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,504 Let's see! 217 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,673 Fooled you, didn't l? 218 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,842 You thought I really had it. 219 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,304 Never mind, Charlie. 220 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,055 You'll find one. 221 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,851 - Here, everybody have a bite. - No, no! 222 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,352 JOSEPHINE: No, no, no. GEORGE: No. 223 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,741 GlRL: I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy! 224 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,161 MAN: I know, angel. We're doing the best we can. 225 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,080 I've got every girl on staff hunting for you. 226 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,499 Where is it? Why can't they find it? 227 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,878 Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician! 228 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,338 Give me time! 229 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,674 I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps? 230 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,345 For five days now, the entire factory's been on the job! 231 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,264 They haven't shelled a peanut since Monday! 232 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,976 They've been shelling chocolate bars from dawn to dusk! 233 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,519 Make them work nights! 234 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,315 Come along, you girls! 235 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,360 Put a jerk in it, or you'll be out on your ears! 236 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,320 And listen, the first girl... 237 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,991 . ..that finds a Golden Ticket gets a one-pound bonus in her pay packet! 238 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,993 What do you think of that?! 239 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,413 VERUCA: They're not even trying! 240 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,957 They don't want to find it! They're jealous! 241 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,377 Sweetheart, I can't push them no harder. 242 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,921 Nineteen thousand bars an hour they're shelling. 243 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,507 Seven hundred and sixty thousand they've done so far! 244 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,758 You promised! 245 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,594 You promised I'd have it the first day! 246 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:56,682 You're going to be very unpopular if you don't deliver soon. 247 00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,185 It breaks my heart. I hate to see her unhappy. 248 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,937 I won't talk to you! 249 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,440 You're a rotten father! You never give me anything! 250 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,442 I won't go to school! 251 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,237 Veruca, sweetheart, angel. 252 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,198 There are only four tickets left in the world. . . 253 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,034 . ..and the whole world's hunting for them! 254 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,828 - What can I do? WOMAN: I got it! 255 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,580 I got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is! 256 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,502 VERUCA: About time too! I want it! 257 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,427 Give me that ticket! It's mine! 258 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,138 I found the Golden Ticket! 259 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:42,853 Thank God for that. 260 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,189 Aye. Happiness is what counts with children. 261 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,483 Happiness and harmony. 262 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,697 MAN: This is the sign of our times. The symbol of the havoc... 263 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,616 . ..the mad craze that's sweeping the world. 264 00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,954 Whatever corner of the globe we are in, whichever continent we're on... 265 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,750 . ..the great Wonka Bar search continues. We're near the end. . . 266 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,336 ...of our 43rd day in the Golden Ticket hunt. 267 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,089 Everywhere are signs of anxiety. 268 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,049 Every hour... 269 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,927 ...new shipments are sent around the globe... 270 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,263 ...but they're not moving fast enough. 271 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,893 As time passes, the men who seek them become more and more desperate. 272 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,230 Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've been during these last few days. 273 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,816 But now I think I can safely say... 274 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,736 . ..that your time and money have been well spent. 275 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:36,948 We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. 276 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,994 Based on a revolutionary law of probability, this machine... 277 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:45,248 . ..will tell us the precise location of the three remaining... 278 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,375 . ..Golden Tickets. 279 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,093 It says: 280 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,888 "I won't tell. That would be cheating." 281 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,605 I am now telling the computer. . . 282 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,859 . ..if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it. .. 283 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,820 . ..the grand prize. 284 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,325 He says: 285 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:25,080 "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" 286 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:34,130 I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the chocolate. 287 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,803 MAN [ON TV]: It can happen here too, unbelievable as it sounds... 288 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,638 ...right here in America. 289 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,809 Where even in the smallest town, the happiest of dreams can come true. 290 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,936 Here she is... 291 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,982 ...Violet Beauregarde, finder of Golden Ticket number three. 292 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,900 From Miles City, Montana. 293 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,485 And the proud parents... 294 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,905 ...Mr. Beauregarde, a local politician, civic leader-- 295 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,241 Sam Beauregarde, "Square Deal" Sam to you... 296 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,368 ...with great giveaway bargains. 297 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,996 The finest values in the entire country! 298 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,331 - Here's a sedan-- - Dad, they don't want you! 299 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,375 - Care to say a few words? - Sure! 300 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,128 Here's Golden Ticket number three, and it's all mine! 301 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,963 MAN [ON TV]: How'd it happen, Violet? 302 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,841 I'm a gum chewer, but when I heard about the tickets... 303 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,594 ...I laid off gum and switched to candy bars. 304 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,804 Now, of course, I'm back on gum. 305 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,765 I chew all day, except meals when I stick it behind my ear. 306 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,517 WOMAN: Violet! - Cool it, Mother! 307 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:32,606 This piece of gum, I've been chewing for three months. A world record! 308 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:36,026 It beat the record held by my friend, Cornelia... 309 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,028 ...and was she mad. 310 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,696 Hi, Cornelia, sweetie. 311 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,824 Let me just say, if any of you folks watching.... 312 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,547 - What are you doing here? - I thought I'd walk you home. 313 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:01,051 I wish I were, but I'm gonna be here late. 314 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,887 Well, then I guess I'll be going. 315 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,805 Why don't you stay a minute? 316 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:09,100 Here. Pull up a pile of clothes and sit down. 317 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,229 Things all right at school? 318 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,523 - Yep. - Good. 319 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,984 Go on your newspaper route? 320 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,152 Just finished. 321 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,445 Good. 322 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,200 - I wanted to tell you something. - Oh? 323 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,746 They found the third ticket. 324 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,206 Did they? 325 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,707 Yeah. 326 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,628 I guess I'll be going now. 327 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,130 Is that all? 328 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,258 I thought you'd like to know. 329 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:46,096 Most people are pretty interested. I know I'm interested. 330 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,474 There are only two tickets left, you know. Just two. 331 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,184 Pretty soon, just one. 332 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,436 I wonder who the lucky ones will be. 333 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,939 If you're wondering, it won't be me. 334 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,775 If you're wondering, you can count me out. 335 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,026 Charlie. 336 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,362 There are 100 billion people. .. 337 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699 . ..and only five will find Golden Tickets. 338 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:09,119 Even with a sack of money, you probably wouldn't find one. 339 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,957 When this is over you'll be no different from the billions who didn't. 340 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,960 But I am different. I want it more than any of them. 341 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,381 You'll get your chance. One day things will change. 342 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,925 When? When will they change? 343 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,511 Probably when you least expect it. 344 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,724 See you later. 345 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,700 ♪ You get blue like everyone ♪ 346 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,620 ♪ But me and Grandpa Joe ♪ 347 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,958 ♪ Can make your troubles go away ♪ 348 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,627 ♪ Blow away ♪ 349 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:04,591 ♪ There they go ♪ 350 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,178 ♪ Cheer up, Charlie ♪ 351 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,473 ♪ Give me your smile ♪ 352 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:17,687 ♪ What happened to that ♪ ♪ smile I used to know ♪ 353 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,857 ♪ Don't you know your grin ♪ 354 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:25,028 ♪ Has always been my sunshine ♪ 355 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:30,533 ♪ Let that sunshine show ♪ 356 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,996 ♪ Come on, Charlie ♪ 357 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,249 ♪ No need to frown ♪ 358 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:44,923 ♪ Deep down you know ♪ ♪ The world is still your toy ♪ 359 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:51,179 ♪ When the world gets heavy ♪ ♪ Never pitapat 'em ♪ 360 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:57,227 ♪ Up and at 'em, boy ♪ 361 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,438 ♪ Someday ♪ 362 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,108 ♪ Sweet as a song ♪ 363 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:09,364 ♪ Charlie's lucky day will come along ♪ 364 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:16,204 ♪ Till that day ♪ ♪ You gotta stay in strong, Charlie ♪ 365 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:23,753 ♪ Up on top ♪ ♪ Is right where you belong 366 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,715 ♪ Look up, Charlie ♪ 367 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:31,094 ♪ You'll see a star ♪ 368 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:37,559 ♪ Just follow it ♪ ♪ And keep your dream in view ♪ 369 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:44,649 ♪ Pretty soon the sky ♪ ♪ Is gonna clear up, Charlie ♪ 370 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:50,822 ♪ Cheer up, Charlie, do ♪ 371 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,369 ♪ Cheer up, Charlie ♪ 372 00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:05,712 ♪ Just be glad you're you ♪ 373 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,093 REPORTER 1 : While the world searches. . . 374 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,012 . ..here it has actually happened. 375 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:18,474 There's only one Golden Ticket left in the entire world. 376 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:22,145 Because right here, in Marble Falls, Arizona. .. 377 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,147 . ..is lucky winner number four! 378 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:28,151 The name to be heard around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee! 379 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,446 - Hey, Mike, can we shut that off? - No, are you crazy? 380 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,156 MRS. TEEVEE: He won't answer till station break. 381 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,408 REPORTER 1 : The country wants to hear from you! 382 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,744 Can't you shut up? I'm busy. 383 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,078 What a show. 384 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,080 I serve all his dinners here. 385 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,749 He's never been to the table. 386 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,751 - You love TV? - You bet! 387 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,586 About that Golden Ticket-- 388 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,171 I want to catch this! 389 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,341 REPORTER 2: Like killings? - What do you think life's all about? 390 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,301 REPORTER 1 : Mike, would you tell us if-- 391 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,429 Wait till I get a real one. 392 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:57,722 Colt .45. 393 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,183 Pop won't let me have one yet, will you? 394 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,393 Not till you're 12, son. 395 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,777 Four down, one to go. 396 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:15,114 Somewhere out there another lucky person is moving closer... 397 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:20,078 . ..to finding the last of the most sought after prizes in history. 398 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,206 Though we do envy him, whoever he is. .. 399 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,376 . ..and might be tempted to be bitter at our losing... 400 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,545 . ..we must remember there are more important things. 401 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,257 Many more important things. 402 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,386 Offhand, I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure there's something. 403 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,012 And now for tomorrow's weather. . .. 404 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:43,685 CHARLIE: Why did you wake me up, Grandpa? Is something wrong? 405 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,776 Grandpa! That money was for tobacco. 406 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,153 I told you, I've given it up. 407 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,738 Go on, open it! 408 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,991 One ticket left. Let's see that gold. 409 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,535 No, you do it. I can't. 410 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,830 We're going to be lucky this time. 411 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,457 I've got a funny feeling inside. 412 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,628 Which end shall I open first? 413 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,881 That end. Just a tiny bit. 414 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,219 - Like this? - Now a bit more. 415 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,307 - You finish it! I can't. - No, Grandpa! You do it. 416 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,142 All right. 417 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,977 Here goes. 418 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,526 You know. . . 419 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:38,406 . .. I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible. 420 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,752 MAN: Lot 403. 421 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,379 I can personally guarantee... 422 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:57,300 . ..that this is the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars... 423 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,052 . ..left in the United Kingdom. 424 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:03,014 Shall we start the bidding at 1000 pounds? Do I hear 1000? 425 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:05,892 1500 pounds? 2000? 426 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:09,562 I have 2500 here. 4000 pounds? 427 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,230 4500 pounds? 428 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,066 5000 pou--? 429 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,942 Your Majesty! 430 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,947 I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis. 431 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,575 There isn't anything here to give a clue. 432 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,827 They kidnapped my husband 12 hours ago. 433 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,080 When will we hear? What do they want? 434 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,958 Stay calm. They want ransom. We'll wait to hear their demands. 435 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,669 I'll give them anything they want. 436 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,713 All I want is Harold back! 437 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,553 Go ahead, we're listening. 438 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:46,766 Uh-huh. 439 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,812 What? Whatever they asked for they can have. 440 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,232 They want your case of Wonka Bars. 441 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,155 MAN: Did you hear me? 442 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,909 It's your husband's life or your Wonka Bars. 443 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,246 How long do I have to think it over? 444 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:10,998 That's it! 445 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,626 The Wonka contest is all over. 446 00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:15,878 The final ticket has been found. 447 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:20,466 We've got a live report coming in from Paraguay, South America. 448 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,177 It is finished. The end has come. 449 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,055 The last Golden Ticket has been found... 450 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,640 ...right here in Paraguay. 451 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:30,810 The finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta... 452 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,814 ...the multi-millionaire owner of South American gambling casinos. 453 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:38,484 Here is the most recent picture of the happy finder. 454 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,237 Turn it off. 455 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,657 Well, that's that. 456 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,409 No more Golden Tickets. 457 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,661 A lot of rubbish, the whole thing. 458 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,288 Not to Charlie, it wasn't. 459 00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:55,334 A boy needs something to hope for. What's he got to hope for now? 460 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,628 GEORGINA: Who's going to tell him? 461 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,756 MRS. BUCKET: Let's not wake him. He'll find out soon enough. 462 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,425 JOE: Yeah, let him sleep. 463 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,052 Let him have one last dream. 464 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,605 I've decided to switch Friday's schedule to Monday. 465 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:19,442 Which means Friday's test on what we learned during the week. . . 466 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,944 . ..will now be on Monday, before we've learned it. 467 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,405 Since today's Tuesday, it doesn't matter. 468 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,574 Pencils ready! 469 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,078 Today, we are going to learn about... 470 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:33,789 . ..percentages. 471 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:37,376 For example, let's take the recent unpleasantness. 472 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:40,630 Suppose there were 1000 Wonka Bars in the world.. . 473 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,634 . ..and you each opened a certain number of them. 474 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,011 That number is. . . 475 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,013 . ..a percent. Understand? 476 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,935 Madeline, how many Wonka Bars did you open? 477 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,603 About 100. 478 00:30:55,938 --> 00:31:00,900 There are 10 hundreds in 1000, therefore, you opened 10 percent. 479 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,653 Peter Goff, how many did you open? 480 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,112 A hundred and fifty. 481 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:10,326 That's 10 percent half over again, which makes 15 percent. Charlie? 482 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,745 - How many did you open? - Two. 483 00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:15,581 That's easy. 200 is twice-- 484 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,124 Not 200. 485 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,751 Just two. 486 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:22,129 What do you mean, you only opened two? 487 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:24,590 I don't care much for chocolate. 488 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,676 I can't figure out just two! 489 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,011 Let's pretend you opened 200. 490 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:33,516 If you opened 200 Wonka Bars, apart from being dreadfully sick... 491 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,351 . ..you'd use 20 percent of 1000. . . 492 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,479 . ..which is 15 percent half again, 10 percent.... 493 00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:29,655 - Hi. - I'd like a bar of chocolate, please. 494 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,282 Yeah, sure. 495 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,533 What kind? 496 00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:35,703 A Slugworth Sizzler? A Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious? 497 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,914 - Whichever's biggest. - Try a Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious. 498 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:43,002 BlLL: Now that the tickets are found, I don't have to hide them. 499 00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:57,558 Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy! 500 00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,935 You'll get a stomachache like that. 501 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,188 - Bye. - Bye, now. 502 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:13,282 I think I'll buy just one more, for my Grandpa Joe. 503 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,784 Sure. 504 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,745 Try a regular Wonka Bar. 505 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,413 Fine. 506 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:29,382 MAN 1 : Extra! Extra! Read about the scandal. 507 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,926 MAN 2: Give me a newspaper. MAN 1 : All right. All right. 508 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:35,429 - Take it easy! One at a time! MAN 3: Did you hear the news? 509 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:41,310 - That gambler made a phony ticket. MAN 4: There's one Golden Ticket still. 510 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,355 MAN 3: The nerve of that guy, trying to fool the world! 511 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:48,776 MAN 4: He was a crook! This means the contest goes on forever. 512 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,947 Hey! You got the last Golden Ticket! 513 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:37,992 The kid's found the last Golden Ticket! 514 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,287 MAN 1 : It really is gold! WOMAN 1 : Come here, kid. 515 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,873 MAN 2: Stand back! Leave the boy alone! 516 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,500 - You're going to kill him. WOMAN 2: Did you see what he's got? 517 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,711 - Break it up! MAN 3: Over here. 518 00:34:48,879 --> 00:34:51,297 Charlie! Hold on to that ticket! 519 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:56,218 Run for it! Run straight home! And don't stop till you get there! 520 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:30,920 I congratulate you, little boy. Well done. 521 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,839 You've found the fifth Golden Ticket. 522 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,883 May I introduce myself? 523 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,676 Arthur Slugworth. 524 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,429 President of Slugworth Chocolates, Inc. 525 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:45,184 Listen carefully, because I'm going to make you very rich. 526 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:49,104 Mr. Wonka is working on a fantastic invention. 527 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,899 The Everlasting Gobstopper. 528 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,568 If he succeeds, he'll ruin me. 529 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:58,072 I want you to get just one Everlasting Gobstopper... 530 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:01,617 . ..and bring it to me so I can find the secret formula. 531 00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:03,244 Your reward will be. . . 532 00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:05,538 . .. 10,000 of these. 533 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:07,414 Think it over, will you? 534 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,583 A new house for your family. . . 535 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:13,087 . ..food and comfort for the rest of their lives. 536 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,714 And don't forget the name. . . 537 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,050 . ..Everlasting Gobstopper. 538 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:50,666 I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine! 539 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,586 You're pulling our legs, Charlie. 540 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:56,589 There aren't any more Golden Tickets. 541 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,133 The last one's fake! It's in the paper! 542 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:02,261 I found money, bought a Wonka Bar and the ticket was in it! 543 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:05,472 - Charlie. - Look at it! See for yourself! 544 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,475 Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake! 545 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:13,314 "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket.. . 546 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:17,484 . ..from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates. . . 547 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:21,947 . ..at 10:00 in the morning, October 1st, and do not be late! 548 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:26,952 You may bring with you one member of your own family, but no one else. 549 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:30,289 In your wildest dreams you could not imagine. . . 550 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:34,585 . ..the marvelous surprises that await you!" Charlie, you've done it! 551 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,962 MRS. BUCKET: I can't believe it! - Grandpa? 552 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,798 It says I can take somebody with me. 553 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,675 I wish you could go. 554 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,437 Charlie.. . . 555 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,695 Ahh. That's good, Charlie. 556 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,739 Now help me up. 557 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,337 - Oh! - Are you okay? 558 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,589 I'm fine, Charlie. 559 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:26,929 CHARLIE: Oh, no! 560 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,014 MRS. BUCKET: Easy, Dad! JOSEPHINE: Joe! 561 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,101 Watch it, Joe! 562 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:47,616 Look at me! 563 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,285 Up and about! 564 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,249 I haven't done this in 20 years! 565 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,626 - Oh! - Grandpa! 566 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:05,592 ♪ I never thought my life could be ♪ 567 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:10,472 ♪ Anything but catastrophe ♪ 568 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:14,935 ♪ But suddenly I begin to see ♪ 569 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:19,648 ♪ A bit of good luck for me ♪ 570 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:24,445 ♪ 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket ♪ 571 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:30,367 ♪ I've got a golden twinkle ♪ 572 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:34,955 ♪ In my eye ♪ 573 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,376 ♪ I never had a chance to shine ♪ 574 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,628 ♪ Never a happy song to sing ♪ 575 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,797 ♪ But suddenly half the world is mine ♪ 576 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,549 ♪ What an amazing thing ♪ 577 00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:47,634 ♪ 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket ♪ 578 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,303 It's ours, Charlie! 579 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:53,140 ♪ I've got a golden sun up in the sky ♪ 580 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,309 Slippers, Charlie! 581 00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:59,365 ♪ I never thought I'd see the day ♪ 582 00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,366 ♪ When I would face the world and say ♪ 583 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:02,793 ♪ Good morning ♪ 584 00:40:03,194 --> 00:40:04,394 ♪ Look at the sun ♪ 585 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:06,972 ♪ I never thought that I would be ♪ 586 00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:08,573 ♪ Slap in the lap of luxury ♪ 587 00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:10,324 ♪ 'Cause I'd have said ♪ 588 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,076 ♪ It couldn't be done ♪ 589 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:14,036 ♪ But it can be done ♪ 590 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:17,623 Oh! The cane, Charlie! 591 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:20,250 Ahh! Ahh! 592 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,962 Here I go! 593 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,715 Watch my speed! 594 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,134 Oh! 595 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:36,850 ♪ I never dreamed that I would climb ♪ ♪ Over the moon in ecstasy ♪ 596 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,354 ♪ But nevertheless it's there that I'm ♪ ♪ Shortly about to be ♪ 597 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,731 ♪ 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket ♪ 598 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:48,112 ♪ I've got a golden chance ♪ ♪ To make my way ♪ 599 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:53,742 ♪ And with a Golden Ticket ♪ ♪ It's a golden day ♪ 600 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,678 ♪ Good morning! Look at the sun! ♪ 601 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,853 ♪ 'Cause I'd have said ♪ ♪ It couldn't be done ♪ 602 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,355 ♪ But it can be done ♪ 603 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:28,402 ♪ I never dreamed that I would climb ♪ ♪ Over the moon in ecstasy ♪ 604 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:32,489 ♪ But nevertheless it's there that I'm ♪ ♪ Shortly about to be ♪ 605 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:34,783 ♪ 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket ♪ 606 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,411 ♪ I've got a Golden Ticket ♪ 607 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,248 ♪ I've got a golden chance ♪ ♪ To make my way ♪ 608 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:47,754 ♪ And with a Golden Ticket ♪ ♪ It's a golden day ♪ 609 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,760 Stop! It says the first of October. That's tomorrow. 610 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:58,056 We've got lots to do! Comb your hair, wash your face, polish your shoes-- 611 00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:01,268 - I'll take care of everything. - We don't have much time. 612 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:05,480 Grandpa, on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth. 613 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,172 Peanuts here. Peanuts. Peanuts. 614 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,090 Hey, Mom, we're on TV! 615 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,259 Hi, everybody in Marble Falls! 616 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:38,138 Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface! How do I look? 617 00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:39,806 - You guys ready? MAN: You're on. 618 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:41,642 This is the big day. 619 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:46,772 The day Willy Wonka opens his gates to shower gifts on the lucky winners. 620 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,275 From all over the globe people have gathered, waiting. .. 621 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,695 . ..to see that legendary magician, Mr. Willy Wonka. 622 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:59,660 Hi, friends! Don't forget to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart-- 623 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:02,788 Cut it out, Dad! This is my show! 624 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:06,833 Hi, Cornelia! I've still got it. How's this for a stretch? 625 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,215 MAN: Come on over here. 626 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,051 Bring the cables over this way. Come on, quick. 627 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,345 Hey, give me a break. Let me get a shot. 628 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:22,307 I want to go in first, before anybody. 629 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,351 Anything you say. 630 00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:31,024 Save some room for later, Augustus, liebling. 631 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:37,656 I don't believe it! We did it. We're actually going in. 632 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:41,576 We're gonna see the greatest of them all, Mr. Willy Wonka! 633 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:27,849 Thank you. 634 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,018 Welcome, my friends. 635 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:32,396 Welcome to my chocolate factory. 636 00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:34,231 Would you come forward? 637 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,609 Get back! Come on, Veruca! 638 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,867 That's Slugworth, the man I told you about. 639 00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:53,458 Welcome. It's nice to have you here. 640 00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,252 I'm so glad you could come. 641 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:59,339 This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. 642 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:01,299 I think you will. 643 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,718 Please show your Golden Tickets. 644 00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:06,263 I'm Veruca Salt. 645 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,598 Dear Veruca, what a pleasure! 646 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:10,934 You look pretty in that mink coat! 647 00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:12,811 I've got three others. 648 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:17,274 And Mr. Salt. Overyoyed to see you, sir. Would you just step over there? 649 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,442 Augustus Gloop. 650 00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:20,610 Augustus, my dear boy! 651 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:23,447 Good to see you, and in such fine shape! 652 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:27,451 This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop. Over there, dear lady. 653 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:30,871 - Violet Beauregarde. - Darling child! Welcome to Wonka's. 654 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,539 What kind of gum you got? 655 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,792 - Charming! Charming! - Sam Beauregarde here! 656 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,544 What a genuine pleasure. 657 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:40,964 Any automotive needs, call. Phone number's on the card. 658 00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:43,216 "With Sam B. , it's a guarantee!" 659 00:46:44,177 --> 00:46:45,886 I'm Mike Teevee. 660 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:47,554 Wham, you're dead! 661 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,055 Wonderful to meet you! 662 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,057 Mrs. Teevee, how do you do? 663 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,894 - What an adorable boy you have. - Thank you. 664 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,771 - Charlie Bucket. - Well, well. Charlie Bucket. 665 00:46:56,939 --> 00:47:00,066 I read all about you in the papers. I'm so happy for you. And who's this? 666 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,776 My grandfather, Grandpa Joe. 667 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:02,944 Delighted. 668 00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:05,322 Overyoyed. Enraptured. Entranced. 669 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,032 Are we ready? Yes! Good! 670 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,700 In we go! 671 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:46,196 Now, hats, coats, galoshes over here. 672 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:49,366 Hurry, we have so much time and so little to see. 673 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,535 Wait a minute! Strike that. 674 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,079 Reverse it. Thank you. 675 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,459 VIOLET: When do I get my chocolate? - First take off your coat, Violet. 676 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,086 MIKE: Boy, what weird coat hangers! 677 00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:08,134 Surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous! Don't be alarmed. 678 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:11,054 As soon as your outer vestments are in hand... 679 00:48:11,264 --> 00:48:12,597 . ..we'll begin. 680 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,224 Now... 681 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:17,310 . ..will the children kindly step up here? 682 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,448 MIKE: Accidents? What kind of accidents? 683 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:33,159 MRS. TEEVEE: I didn't know we had to sign anything. 684 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:34,953 MIKE: I can't read the bottom. 685 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,330 Violet, you first. 686 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,665 Sign here. 687 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:39,833 MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hold it! 688 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,294 Let me through. Don't sign anything. 689 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,795 What's this all about? 690 00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:45,630 Standard form of contract. 691 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,467 Don't talk contracts. I use them myself. They're for suckers. 692 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,971 You wouldn't begrudge me a little protection? A drop? 693 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,514 I don't sign anything. 694 00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:57,475 - Veruca don't sign anything either! - Then she don't go in. 695 00:48:57,727 --> 00:48:59,311 I'm sorry. House rules. 696 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,481 - I'm going! Don't you dare stop me! - I'm only trying to help. 697 00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:08,069 Give me that pen! You're always making things difficult. 698 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:13,533 Nicely handled! She's a girl who knows where she's going. Violet. 699 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,535 What's all that small print? 700 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,872 Any problems? Dial information. Thanks for calling. 701 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,292 - Mike, Augustus. - Violet! Violet! 702 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,919 I assume there's an accident indemnity clause? 703 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,129 Never between friends. 704 00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:29,883 Saw this in a movie. A guy signed his wife's insurance policy. 705 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,010 - Then he bumped her off. - Clever. 706 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,178 What about me, Grandpa? 707 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,764 Sign away, Charlie! We've got nothing to lose. 708 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,390 VERUCA: Let's go in! Come on! 709 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:41,269 Patience, patience! Everything has to be in order. 710 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,313 Everyone signed? Yes? 711 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,148 Good. On we go! 712 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,242 Ninety-nine... 713 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,744 . ..forty-four. .. 714 00:49:58,079 --> 00:49:59,829 . ..one hundred percent pure. 715 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,667 Just through the other door, please. 716 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,837 There's some mistake here. 717 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,256 MIKE: There is no other door. 718 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,633 There's no way out! 719 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:14,636 I know there's a door here someplace. 720 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,721 MR. BEAUREGARDE: I don't like this, Wonka! 721 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,223 MR. SALT: Is this a trick? 722 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:21,976 Mr. Wonka, help! I'm getting squashed! Save me! 723 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,562 Is it my soul that calls me by name? 724 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,189 Let me out or I'll scream! 725 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,900 - Somebody's touching me! - Now look here, Wonka! 726 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,404 Question time will come at the end of the session. We must press on. 727 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,781 Come along. Come along. 728 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,950 - Ah, here we are. MR. BEAUREGARDE: Don't be a fool. 729 00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:38,576 That's the way we came in. 730 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,037 It is? Are you sure? 731 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:43,456 We've just come through there. 732 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,125 How do you like that? 733 00:50:46,419 --> 00:50:49,295 - There we are. - What is this, Wonka? A fun house? 734 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:51,381 Why? Having fun? 735 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,550 I've had enough. I'm not going in there. 736 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,385 We're getting out of here. 737 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:59,055 You can't get out backwards. You have to go forward to go back. 738 00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:00,765 Better press on. 739 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:04,227 MIKE: The room is getting smaller. MRS. TEEVEE: No, it's not! 740 00:51:04,437 --> 00:51:06,646 - He's getting bigger. MR. SALT: He's at it again. 741 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:09,899 VIOLET: Where's the chocolate? MR. BEAUREGARDE: I doubt if there is any. 742 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,110 I doubt if any of us will get out alive. 743 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:14,988 Never doubt what nobody is sure about. 744 00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:17,407 You can't squeeze me through that door. 745 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:20,076 You're off your nut. No one can get through there. 746 00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:21,661 My dear friends... 747 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:24,748 . ..you are now about to enter the nerve center. . . 748 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:27,208 . ..to the entire Wonka factory. 749 00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:32,255 Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. 750 00:51:32,465 --> 00:51:34,507 And some of my realities become dreams. 751 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:38,511 And almost everything you'll see is eatable-- Edible. 752 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,680 I mean, you can eat almost everything. 753 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,515 Let me in, I'm starving! 754 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:45,727 Don't get overexcited. Don't lose your head. 755 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,604 We don't want anyone to lose that. 756 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:50,940 Yet. 757 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,942 Now, the combination. 758 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,153 This is a musical lock. 759 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:58,823 Rachmaninoff. 760 00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:00,158 WONKA: Ladies and gentlemen... 761 00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:03,161 . ..boys and girls... 762 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,872 . ..the Chocolate Room. 763 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,912 WONKA: Hold your breath. Make a wish. 764 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:48,122 Count to three. 765 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,416 ♪ Come with me ♪ 766 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,585 ♪ And you'll be ♪ 767 00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:56,422 ♪ In a world of pure imagination ♪ 768 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,258 ♪ Take a look ♪ 769 00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:00,134 ♪ And you'll see ♪ 770 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,763 ♪ Into your imagination ♪ 771 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,938 ♪ We'll begin ♪ 772 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:13,982 ♪ With a spin ♪ 773 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:15,202 ♪ Traveling, ♪ 774 00:53:15,603 --> 00:53:18,003 ♪ in the world of my creation ♪ 775 00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:21,772 ♪ What we'll see will defy ♪ 776 00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:25,577 ♪ Explanation ♪ 777 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:39,090 ♪ If you want to view paradise ♪ 778 00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:42,427 ♪ Simply look around and view it ♪ 779 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,681 ♪ Anything you want to, do it ♪ 780 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,101 ♪ Want to change the world ♪ 781 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,938 ♪ There's nothing to it ♪ 782 00:54:02,615 --> 00:54:05,325 MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hurry, Violet! CHARLIE: This way, Grandpa! 783 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:14,834 ♪ There is no life I know ♪ 784 00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:18,087 ♪ To compare with pure imagination ♪ 785 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:21,215 ♪ Living there you'll be free ♪ 786 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:25,511 ♪ If you truly wish to be ♪ 787 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:10,264 ♪ If you want to view paradise ♪ 788 00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,518 ♪ Simply look around and view it ♪ 789 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,814 ♪ Anything you want to, do it ♪ 790 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:20,900 ♪ Want to change the world ♪ 791 00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:23,111 ♪ There's nothing ♪ 792 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,863 ♪ To it ♪ 793 00:55:37,126 --> 00:55:41,254 ♪ There is no life I know ♪ 794 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:47,552 ♪ To compare with pure imagination ♪ 795 00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:50,680 ♪ Living there ♪ 796 00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:54,559 ♪ You'll be free ♪ 797 00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:58,855 ♪ If you truly ♪ 798 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:06,612 ♪ Wish to be ♪ 799 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,374 What a disgusting, dirty river! 800 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:19,959 It's industrial waste. 801 00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:22,295 A ruined watershed, Wonka. It's polluted. 802 00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:23,463 It's chocolate. 803 00:56:23,672 --> 00:56:24,964 That's chocolate? 804 00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:26,382 That's chocolate. 805 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,051 A chocolate river! 806 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,636 JOE: The most fantastic thing I've ever seen. 807 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:32,513 WONKA: 10,000 gallons an hour. 808 00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:36,517 Look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing. 809 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:41,397 WONKA: It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. 810 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:45,359 No other factory in the world mixes chocolate by waterfall. 811 00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:48,988 But it's the only way if you want it just right. 812 00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:51,616 Grandpa, look there, across the river! 813 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:52,909 CHARLIE: Little men! 814 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,036 JOE: Jumping crocodiles, Charlie! 815 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,205 Now we know who makes it. 816 00:56:57,456 --> 00:57:00,625 MR. SALT: I never saw anybody with an orange face before. 817 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,336 Funny-looking people. 818 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,254 MRS. TEEVEE: What are they doing? 819 00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:06,964 WONKA: It's creaming and sugaring time. 820 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:10,134 VIOLET: They can't be real people. WONKA: Of course they're real people. 821 00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:11,511 Nonsense! 822 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,597 - No, Oompa Loompas. ALL: Oompa Loompas? 823 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:15,765 From Loompaland. 824 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,767 Loompaland? There's no such place! 825 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:19,435 Excuse me, dear lady-- 826 00:57:19,645 --> 00:57:20,937 I teach geography. 827 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,522 Then you know all about it. 828 00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:24,273 And what a terrible country it is. 829 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:27,610 Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. 830 00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:30,863 The poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless... 831 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:33,366 . ..they would get gobbled up. 832 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:37,245 A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. 833 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:38,955 And so I said: 834 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,958 "Come and live with me in peace and safety... 835 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:45,044 . ..away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers... 836 00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:48,798 . ..and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids." 837 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:52,969 Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? 838 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,680 I'm sorry, questions must be submitted in writing. 839 00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:57,890 So, in the greatest of secrecy... 840 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:01,644 . .. I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas here. 841 00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:05,731 I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me one right away! 842 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:08,442 All right, I'll get you one before the day's out. 843 00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:11,320 I want an Oompa Loompa now! 844 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:12,864 Can it, you nit! 845 00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:15,241 AUGUSTUS: Mm. This is terrific. 846 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,870 CHARLIE: Grandpa, look at Augustus. JOE: Don't worry, he can't drink it all. 847 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:22,874 Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later. 848 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:27,128 Don't do that! My chocolate must never be touched by human hands. 849 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,590 Don't do that! You're contaminating my entire river! 850 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,967 - Please, I beg you! Augustus! - Aah! 851 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:35,511 WONKA: My chocolate! 852 00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:36,804 Help! 853 00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:40,224 My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate! 854 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:44,020 Don't just stand there! Do something! 855 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,314 Help. Police. Murder. 856 00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:49,317 - Quick, Charlie, here. - Grab this! 857 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:51,903 MRS. TEEVEE: What's happening to him? 858 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,613 MR. SALT: He's drowning. MRS. GLOOP: Dive in! 859 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:55,198 - Save him! - Oh, it's too late. 860 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:56,782 - Too late? - He's had it now. 861 00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,493 WONKA: The suction's got him. MRS. GLOOP: Augustus, come back! 862 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,120 Where is he? 863 00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:02,413 Watch the pipe. 864 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:05,166 VERUCA: How long is he going to stay down? 865 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:08,127 MRS. GLOOP: He can't swim! WONKA: No better time to learn. 866 00:59:08,337 --> 00:59:11,214 VIOLET: His coat's going up the pipe! MR. BEAUREGARDE: Call a plumber! 867 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:13,382 MR. SALT: He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he? 868 00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:14,926 It's his stomach. 869 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,969 Help! Help! 870 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,263 VIOLET: He's blocking the chocolate! - What happens now? 871 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:23,351 The pressure will get him out. It's building up behind the blockage. 872 00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,562 MR. SALT: How long will it take to push him through? 873 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:28,648 The suspense is terrible. 874 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:30,024 I hope it'll last. 875 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,904 CHARLIE: He'll never get out. 876 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,239 Yes, he will. 877 00:59:36,448 --> 00:59:39,659 Remember, you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun? 878 00:59:40,953 --> 00:59:43,162 He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds! 879 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:46,290 - Impossible, dear lady! Unthinkable! - Why? 880 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,543 It doesn't go to the Marshmallow Room, it goes to the Fudge Room. 881 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,962 MRS. GLOOP: You terrible man! 882 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:56,342 Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room, but look sharp. .. 883 00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:58,761 . ..or her boy will go in the boiler. 884 00:59:58,971 --> 01:00:00,680 You boiled him up! 885 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:04,517 Nil desperandum. Across the desert lies the promised land. 886 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,102 Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. 887 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:10,815 Adieu! Auf wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell. 888 01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:14,527 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do ♪ 889 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:17,822 ♪ I've got a perfect puzzle for you ♪ 890 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:20,700 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee ♪ 891 01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:24,453 ♪ If you are wise you'll listen to me ♪ 892 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:27,665 ♪ What do you get ♪ ♪ When you guzzle down sweets? ♪ 893 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,002 ♪ Eating as much as an elephant eats ♪ 894 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:34,213 ♪ What are you at ♪ ♪ Getting terribly fat? ♪ 895 01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:38,843 ♪ What do you think will come of that? ♪ 896 01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:41,012 ♪ I don't like the look of it ♪ 897 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:44,015 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da ♪ 898 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:47,351 ♪ If you're not greedy you will go far ♪ 899 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:50,521 ♪ You will live in happiness too ♪ 900 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:54,525 ♪ Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do ♪ 901 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:01,574 ♪ Doompa Dee Do ♪ 902 01:01:04,453 --> 01:01:07,038 Hey, what kind of place you running here? 903 01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,460 What's he talking about? 904 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:33,105 Wow, what a boat! 905 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,775 Ooh! Looks good enough to eat! 906 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,943 That's quite a nice little canoe. 907 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:42,198 "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." 908 01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:43,449 All aboard! 909 01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:45,701 Ladies first. That means Veruca. 910 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:48,871 If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid. 911 01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:52,625 - You sure this thing will float? - With your buoyancy, rest assured. 912 01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:55,044 She's très jolie, but is she seaworthy? 913 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:58,798 Nothing to worry about. I take good care of my guests. 914 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:02,927 - You took good care of the August kid. - Everybody aboard! 915 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:06,222 You're going to love this. 916 01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:07,765 Just love it. 917 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:42,258 I want a boat like this. A beautiful paddleboat, that's what I want. 918 01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:45,052 What she wants is a kick in the pants. 919 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:46,679 I'm gonna be seasick. 920 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:48,431 WONKA: Try one of these. - What are they? 921 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,016 WONKA: Rainbow drops. You can spit in seven colors. 922 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,852 Spitting's a dirty habit. 923 01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:54,645 I know a worse one. 924 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:09,243 - What business you in, Salt? - Nuts. 925 01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:22,506 Where are we going? 926 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:24,717 I don't like that tunnel. 927 01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,218 I want off! 928 01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:31,348 Around the world and home again. That's the sailor's way! 929 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,351 VERUCA: I don't like this ride, Daddy! 930 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:40,149 MRS. TEEVEE: We're going too fast! 931 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,817 VIOLET: We're going to sink! 932 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:44,153 VERUCA: Why doesn't he stop the boat? - Faster! 933 01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:46,530 MR. SALT: Close your eyes and hang on tight! 934 01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,537 - What is this, a freakout? - This isn't funny! 935 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:56,165 You can't possibly see where you're going! 936 01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:58,292 You're right. I can't. 937 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,461 MIKE: This would make a great series! 938 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:03,756 MR. SALT: Wonka. - This is kind of strange. 939 01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:06,800 Yes, strange, Charlie. But it's fun! Ha-ha! 940 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:10,721 MIKE: This is terrific. - I want to get off the boat, Wonka! 941 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:14,016 Aah! I may get sick! 942 01:04:14,226 --> 01:04:15,601 This has gone too far! 943 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:18,479 Tell that little guy to turn us around! 944 01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:20,481 Aah! Now I am gonna be sick! 945 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:23,817 - Grandpa! - Couldn't be. 946 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:32,076 ♪ There's no earthly way of knowing ♪ 947 01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:33,244 He's singing. 948 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:36,330 ♪ Which direction we are going ♪ 949 01:04:36,915 --> 01:04:40,751 ♪ There's no knowing where we're rowing ♪ 950 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:44,338 ♪ Or which way the river's flowing ♪ 951 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,882 ♪ Is it raining ♪ 952 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,468 ♪ Is it snowing ♪ 953 01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:53,681 ♪ Is a hurricane a-blowing ♪ 954 01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:59,186 Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing 955 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:02,273 Are the fires of hell a-glowing? 956 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,734 Is the grizzly reaper mowing? 957 01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,236 Yes! 958 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:12,074 The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing 959 01:05:12,284 --> 01:05:15,286 And they're certainly not showing 960 01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:19,456 Any signs that they are slowing! 961 01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:26,338 - Make him stop, Daddy! - Wonka. .. 962 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:28,591 - . . .this has gone far enough! - Quite right, sir. 963 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,009 Stop the boat! 964 01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:33,345 - We're there. MRS. TEEVEE: Where? 965 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:34,513 Here. 966 01:05:34,723 --> 01:05:38,392 A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. 967 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:40,185 All ashore! 968 01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:42,354 Let me off this freight! 969 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:45,608 - Why don't they show that stuff on TV? - I don't know. 970 01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:49,361 - What a nightmare! - Daddy, I do not want a boat like this. 971 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:50,654 CHARLIE: "Dairy cream"? 972 01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:52,072 "Whipped cream." 973 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,907 - "Coffee cream." - "Vanilla cream." 974 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,535 "Hair cream"? 975 01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:00,998 That's not French. 976 01:06:07,756 --> 01:06:09,256 I can't take much more. 977 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,303 Der Inventing Room. 978 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:17,473 Now remember, no messing about. 979 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:20,309 No touching, no tasting, no telling. 980 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,477 No telling what? 981 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:25,939 All of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. 982 01:06:26,358 --> 01:06:30,069 Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for five minutes. 983 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:33,030 So don't touch a thing! 984 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,308 Inventing Room? Looks more like a Turkish bath. 985 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:04,978 Even if Slugworth did get in here, he couldn't find anything. 986 01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:07,648 - You got a garbage strike? - Who does the cleaning? 987 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,233 Shouldn't you wear gloves? 988 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,568 You'll have health inspectors after you. 989 01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:15,572 Invention, my dear friends, is 93 percent perspiration. . . 990 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:17,825 . ..six percent electricity. . . 991 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,827 . ..four percent evaporation.. . 992 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,329 . ..and two percent butterscotch ripple. 993 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,748 MRS. TEEVEE: That's a hundred and five percent! 994 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,208 MR. SALT: Any good? 995 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,711 Yes. 996 01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:30,546 Excuse me. 997 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:36,385 Time is a precious thing. Never waste it. 998 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:41,974 - He's absolutely bonkers! - That's not bad. 999 01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:43,434 Mm. 1000 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:47,688 WONKA: ♪ In springtime ♪ ♪ The only pretty ring time ♪ 1001 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:50,941 ♪ Birds sing ♪ ♪ Hey, ding a ding-a-ding ♪ 1002 01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:53,527 ♪ Sweet lovers love... ♪ 1003 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:55,154 ♪ ...the spring ♪ 1004 01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,284 I told you not to, silly boy. 1005 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:01,785 Your teeth! 1006 01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:03,579 Boy, that's great stuff. 1007 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:07,458 That's exploding candy, for your enemies. Great idea. 1008 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:10,252 Not ready yet. Needs more gel ignite. 1009 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,722 What's that for? 1010 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,432 Gives it a little kick. 1011 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,269 Wonka! 1012 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,523 Butterscotch? Buttergin? 1013 01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,567 Something going on inside? 1014 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:36,695 "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." 1015 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,948 Aah! 1016 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,743 What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka? 1017 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,995 Too cold! Far too cold. 1018 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:47,539 That's gourmet cooking for you. 1019 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,417 No! Don't, please. 1020 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:53,545 Forgive me, but no one must look under there. 1021 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:56,673 This is the most secret machine in my factory. 1022 01:08:57,050 --> 01:09:00,552 - This one's going to sizzle Slugworth. CHARLIE: What's it do? 1023 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,306 - Would you like to see? ALL: Yeah! 1024 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:28,956 What's it do? 1025 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:32,125 Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers. 1026 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:34,044 VIOLET: Did you say Everlasting Gobstoppers? 1027 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:37,381 For children with little money. You can suck them forever. 1028 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,383 I want an Everlasting Gobstopper! 1029 01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:40,551 - Me too! - And me! 1030 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,303 Fantastic invention. Revolutionize the industry. 1031 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:47,140 You suck them and they'll never get smaller. Never. 1032 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,475 I think. 1033 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,727 WONKA: Few more tests. - How do you make them? 1034 01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:54,481 I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time. 1035 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,358 Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper? 1036 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,110 - Me! - I do! 1037 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:03,490 I can only give them to you if you swear to keep them for yourselves. 1038 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:07,703 And never show them to another soul as long as you live. 1039 01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:10,163 WONKA: Agreed? CHlLDREN: Agreed! 1040 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:13,834 Good. One for you, and one for you, and one for you. 1041 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,377 What about Charlie? 1042 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:17,004 And one for Charlie. 1043 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,590 Hey, she's got two! I want another! 1044 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:22,593 - Stop squawking, you twit! WONKA: Everybody has one. 1045 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:26,305 And one is enough for anybody. Now, come along. 1046 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,433 If you'll follow me. .. 1047 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,852 . .. I have something special to show you. 1048 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,562 It's special, all right. 1049 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:36,273 I only hope Veruca doesn't want one. 1050 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:37,608 VIOLET: What a contraption! 1051 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:38,859 Isn't she scrumptious? 1052 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,862 My revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. 1053 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:45,407 Now, button, button, who's got the button? 1054 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:47,326 It's over there. 1055 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,077 - Here? - Yeah. 1056 01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:07,304 WONKA: What you are witnessing, dear friends.. . 1057 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:10,474 . ..is the most enormous miracle of the Machine Age. 1058 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:13,602 The creation of a confectionery giant! 1059 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:27,366 VERUCA: That's all? - Don't you know what this is? 1060 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,326 - By gum, it's gum! - Wrong! 1061 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:33,038 It's the most fabulous, sensational gum in the world! 1062 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:34,581 What's so fab about it? 1063 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,918 - This gum is a three-course dinner. - Bull! 1064 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:41,088 - Roast beef, but it's not right yet. - I don't care! 1065 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,423 I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't. 1066 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,342 If it's gum, that's for me. 1067 01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:47,594 Violet, don't do anything stupid. 1068 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,638 What's it taste like? 1069 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,557 Madness! It's tomato soup! 1070 01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:55,727 It's creamy. I can feel it running down my throat! 1071 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,604 Stop. Don't. 1072 01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:59,356 Why doesn't she listen? 1073 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:02,109 Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit. 1074 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:03,610 Great soup! 1075 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,612 The second course is coming. 1076 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:08,281 Roast beef and a baked potato! Mm! 1077 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,409 With sour cream? 1078 01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,705 - What's for dessert? - Dessert? Here it comes! 1079 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:18,959 Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous I've ever tasted! 1080 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,628 MR. BEAUREGARDE: What's happening? - Cool it! 1081 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:22,879 Let me finish. 1082 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:24,715 You're face is turning blue! 1083 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,925 You're turning violet, Violet! 1084 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,093 What do you mean? 1085 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:30,470 I told you I hadn't got it right yet. 1086 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,056 Look what it's done to my kid! 1087 01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:37,310 It always goes wrong when we come to the desserts. Always. 1088 01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:38,979 Violet, what are you doing?! 1089 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:41,148 - You're blowing up! - I feel funny! 1090 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,400 - I'm not surprised. - What's happening?! 1091 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,569 - You're like a balloon! WONKA: Like a blueberry. 1092 01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:47,696 - Call a doctor! MRS. TEEVEE: Stick her with a pin. 1093 01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:50,407 CHARLIE: She'll pop! WONKA: It happens every time! 1094 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:53,660 - They all become blueberries. - You've done it this time! 1095 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,412 I'll break you for this! 1096 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,748 - I'll get it right in the end. VIOLET: Help! 1097 01:12:58,124 --> 01:13:01,251 - Help! - Oh, we've got to let the air out of her! 1098 01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:02,669 WONKA: There's no air. MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hm? 1099 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:04,421 - That's juice. - Juice? 1100 01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:07,758 Would you roll her down to the Juicing Room? 1101 01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:10,010 - What for? - For squeezing. 1102 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,596 She has to be squeezed before she explodes. 1103 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:15,182 - Explodes! - It's a fairly simple operation. 1104 01:13:16,642 --> 01:13:19,102 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do ♪ 1105 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:22,773 ♪ I've got another puzzle for you ♪ 1106 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:26,151 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee ♪ 1107 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:30,197 ♪ If you are wise you'll listen to me ♪ 1108 01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:33,492 ♪ Gum chewing's fine ♪ ♪ When it's once in a while ♪ 1109 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:37,370 ♪ It stops you from smoking ♪ ♪ And brightens your smile ♪ 1110 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,874 ♪ But it's repulsive revolting and wrong ♪ 1111 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,959 ♪ Chewing and chewing ♪ 1112 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,253 ♪ All day long ♪ 1113 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:48,757 ♪ The way that a cow does ♪ 1114 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,637 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da ♪ 1115 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:57,015 ♪ Given good manners you will go far ♪ 1116 01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,352 ♪ You will live in happiness too ♪ 1117 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:05,398 ♪ Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do ♪ 1118 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,989 I'll get even with you for this, if it's the last thing I do! 1119 01:14:13,199 --> 01:14:15,784 I got a blueberry for a daughter! 1120 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:20,539 "Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?" 1121 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:23,542 Shall we roll on? 1122 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:29,131 Thank you. 1123 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:34,427 Well, well, well! Two naughty, nasty little children gone. 1124 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:38,390 Three good, sweet little children left. 1125 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:43,228 Hurry, please. Long way to go yet. 1126 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:48,942 Wait a minute. Must show you this. 1127 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:51,778 Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls. 1128 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,156 Lick an orange, tastes like an orange. 1129 01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:57,826 Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Try it! 1130 01:14:58,202 --> 01:15:00,162 MIKE: Mm! I got a plum! 1131 01:15:00,371 --> 01:15:03,790 Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real! 1132 01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:07,127 Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. 1133 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,713 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. 1134 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:13,091 Snozzberries? Whoever heard of a snozzberry? 1135 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:16,553 We are the music makers. 1136 01:15:16,888 --> 01:15:20,182 And we are the dreamers of dreams. 1137 01:15:21,309 --> 01:15:22,767 Come along. 1138 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:28,648 Something very unusual in here. 1139 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:32,110 Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink. 1140 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,278 Yet. 1141 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,946 CHARLIE: What's it making? 1142 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:39,826 Fizzy-Lifting drinks. They fill you with gas and the gas lifts you. .. 1143 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,536 . ..off the ground like a balloon. 1144 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:44,289 VERUCA: Oh, isn't it high? Gosh! 1145 01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:46,374 But it's still too powerful. 1146 01:15:46,584 --> 01:15:47,792 BOTH: Let us try some! Please! 1147 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:52,881 No, no. There'd be children floating all over the place! 1148 01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:55,008 Come along, don't hang about. 1149 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:58,094 You'll be wild about this next room. 1150 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,723 Let's take a drink. Nobody's watching. 1151 01:16:01,933 --> 01:16:04,267 A small one won't hurt us. Whoops! 1152 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:10,523 Mmm! Not bad. 1153 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:13,944 Well? 1154 01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:15,695 Nothing's happening. 1155 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:19,241 You're right, Charlie. I can't understand why--! 1156 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,076 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1157 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:23,328 I feel terribly strange. 1158 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:26,957 - What do we do now? - I don't know, Charlie, but-- Aah! Oh! Oh! 1159 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:31,336 - Mr. Wonka isn't gonna like this! - We can't stay up here all day! 1160 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,338 - You're right. - I'll try and get down. 1161 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:36,549 All right, Charlie, but please be careful. 1162 01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:41,429 It's fun! It works! Come on in! The air's fine! 1163 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:44,599 - I haven't swum in 20 years. - Give me your hand! 1164 01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:46,726 I don't think I ought to. 1165 01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:51,314 Oh. Oh, this is great! 1166 01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:53,149 Hey, try this, Grandpa! 1167 01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:55,318 - All right, Charlie. Wait for me! CHARLIE: Wee! 1168 01:16:55,486 --> 01:16:59,072 Wee! 1169 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:02,450 - I'm a shooting star! - I'm a rocket! 1170 01:17:03,911 --> 01:17:05,787 This is really great! 1171 01:17:05,997 --> 01:17:08,039 Look, I'm a bird! 1172 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:12,252 I feel light as a feather. 1173 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,254 Look down. 1174 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:16,339 We're really high now. 1175 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:22,178 Watch this, Grandpa. 1176 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:27,225 Wonderful, Charlie! 1177 01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:29,644 - Wow! Try it, Grandpa! - I don't know! 1178 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:31,313 Come on, Grandpa. 1179 01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,023 All right. 1180 01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:37,527 - Hey, you did it, Grandpa! - Oh. 1181 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,739 Oh, I think I hit an air pocket. 1182 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,991 You can fly to the moon this way! 1183 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,160 Let's fly south for the winter. 1184 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,786 Why not? 1185 01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:49,706 I'm a bird! 1186 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,249 I'm a plane! 1187 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:52,459 I'm... 1188 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:54,544 . ..going too high! 1189 01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:57,672 Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down! 1190 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:58,840 Help! 1191 01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:00,675 Grandpa, the fan! 1192 01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:02,927 It'll chop us to bits! 1193 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:05,388 We're in trouble! I can't stop! 1194 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:06,931 CHARLIE: It's pulling me in! 1195 01:18:07,141 --> 01:18:09,017 I can't stop! 1196 01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:11,603 - What do we do? - Grab hold of something! 1197 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,814 There's nothing to grab on to! Help! 1198 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:16,608 We'll be killed! 1199 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,610 Help! Help! 1200 01:18:18,778 --> 01:18:22,405 Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan! Oh! Oh! 1201 01:18:24,617 --> 01:18:26,785 Ooh! I'm going down! Quick! 1202 01:18:26,994 --> 01:18:29,954 Burp! If you don't, it'll cut you to ribbons! 1203 01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:32,290 CHARLIE: I can't! Help! JOE: You've gotta burp! 1204 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:33,666 It's the only way! 1205 01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:36,961 JOE: Attaboy! Burp again! 1206 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:39,047 Attaboy! Come on! 1207 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:43,468 That's wonderful, Charlie! 1208 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:53,686 Grab on to me. We're gonna be all right now. 1209 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,445 Good boy! 1210 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,365 From now on we keep our feet on the ground. 1211 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,659 Let's catch up to the others! 1212 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:11,996 I know what you're thinking. 1213 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:14,207 They can't be doing what they're doing. 1214 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:16,501 But they are. They have to. 1215 01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:18,837 The Oompa Loompas can't do it. 1216 01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,589 These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. 1217 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:24,426 They're larger than ordinary geese. 1218 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:26,761 They're quadruple-size, which produces... 1219 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:30,098 . ..octuple-size eggs. They're laying overtime for Easter. 1220 01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:32,308 - But Easter's over! - Shh. 1221 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:33,852 They don't know that. 1222 01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:36,354 I'm trying to get ahead for next year. 1223 01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:40,191 MR. SALT: What happens if they drop an egg? 1224 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,986 WONKA: An omelette fit for a king, sir. 1225 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,904 VERUCA: Are they chocolate eggs? 1226 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:47,949 Golden chocolate eggs! A great delicacy. 1227 01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:49,617 But don't get too close. 1228 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:52,704 The geese are temperamental, so we have the Eggdicator. 1229 01:19:52,872 --> 01:19:53,872 MRS. TEEVEE: Eggdi-what? 1230 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:56,916 WONKA: The Eggdicator tells the difference between a good egg.. . 1231 01:19:57,585 --> 01:19:58,793 . ..and a bad egg. 1232 01:19:59,003 --> 01:20:02,380 If it's good, it's shined and shipped over the world. 1233 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,674 If it's a bad egg... 1234 01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:07,093 . ..down the chute. 1235 01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:12,974 An educated Eggdicator. 1236 01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:14,767 It's a lot of nonsense. 1237 01:20:15,352 --> 01:20:18,313 ♪ A little nonsense now and then ♪ 1238 01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:22,358 ♪ Is relished by the wisest men. ♪ 1239 01:20:22,610 --> 01:20:24,235 VERUCA: I want a golden goose! 1240 01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:25,612 Here we go again. 1241 01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,489 MR. SALT: All right, sweetheart. 1242 01:20:27,698 --> 01:20:29,908 You'll get one as soon as we get home. 1243 01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:32,452 No, I want one of those! 1244 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:35,288 How much do you want for the goose? 1245 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:36,915 WONKA: Not for sale. - Name your price. 1246 01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:38,166 WONKA: She can't have one. 1247 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,667 Who says I can't? 1248 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,586 - The man with the hat. - I want one! 1249 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:43,838 I want a golden goose! 1250 01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:45,089 Gooses! 1251 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:46,508 Geeses! 1252 01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:49,344 I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter. 1253 01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,763 - It will, sweetheart. - At least 100 a day. 1254 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:54,933 - Anything you say. - And by the way.. . 1255 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:56,434 . .. I want a feast. 1256 01:20:56,644 --> 01:20:58,353 You ate before you came. 1257 01:20:58,562 --> 01:20:59,979 ♪ I want a bean-feast ♪ 1258 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,397 Oh, one of those. 1259 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:04,442 ♪ Cream buns and doughnuts ♪ ♪ And fruitcake with no nuts ♪ 1260 01:21:04,652 --> 01:21:07,862 ♪ - So good you could go nuts ♪ - You'll have them when you get home. 1261 01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:11,324 No, now! I want a ball! 1262 01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:13,618 ♪ I want a party ♪ 1263 01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:15,912 ♪ Pink macaroons and a million balloons ♪ 1264 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:18,373 ♪ And performing baboons and.... ♪ 1265 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:19,916 Give it to me 1266 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:21,292 Now! 1267 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,419 ♪ I want the world ♪ 1268 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:26,130 ♪ I want the whole world ♪ 1269 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:30,635 ♪ I want to lock it all up in my pocket ♪ ♪ It's my bar of chocolate ♪ 1270 01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:33,805 ♪ Give it to me now ♪ 1271 01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:36,140 ♪ I want today ♪ 1272 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:38,393 ♪ I want tomorrow ♪ 1273 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:41,229 ♪ I want to wear them ♪ ♪ Like braids in my hair ♪ 1274 01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:43,523 ♪ And I don't want to share them ♪ 1275 01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:50,989 ♪I want a party ♪ ♪ With roomfuls of laughter ♪ 1276 01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:53,992 ♪ 10,000 tons of ice cream ♪ 1277 01:21:54,201 --> 01:21:58,580 ♪ And if I don't ♪ ♪ Get the things I am after ♪ 1278 01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:04,043 ♪ I'm going to scream! ♪ 1279 01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:13,928 ♪ I want the works ♪ 1280 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:15,513 ♪ I want the whole works ♪ 1281 01:22:15,723 --> 01:22:18,349 ♪ Presents and prizes ♪ ♪ And sweets and surprises ♪ 1282 01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:21,227 ♪ Of all shapes and sizes and now ♪ 1283 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:29,652 ♪ Don't care how I want it now ♪ 1284 01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:39,829 She was a bad egg. 1285 01:22:41,332 --> 01:22:42,498 Where's she gone? 1286 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:45,918 Where all the other bad eggs go. Down the garbage chute. 1287 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,171 The garbage chute. 1288 01:22:48,756 --> 01:22:50,131 Where does it lead to? 1289 01:22:50,341 --> 01:22:51,924 To the furnace. 1290 01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:53,635 The furnace? 1291 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:57,722 - She'll sizzle like a sausage. - Not necessarily. 1292 01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,266 - She could be stuck inside the tube. - Inside the-- 1293 01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:01,643 Hold on! 1294 01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:03,394 Veruca! Sweetheart! 1295 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,438 Daddy's coming! 1296 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,068 There'll be a lot of garbage today. 1297 01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:13,154 Ah, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted. 1298 01:23:13,364 --> 01:23:15,907 - What's that? - Veruca went first. 1299 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:19,911 Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they? 1300 01:23:20,079 --> 01:23:23,748 Hm. I think that furnace is lit only every other day. 1301 01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:26,542 So they have a good sporting chance. 1302 01:23:27,294 --> 01:23:30,755 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do ♪ 1303 01:23:30,964 --> 01:23:34,425 ♪ I've got another puzzle for you ♪ 1304 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:37,720 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee ♪ 1305 01:23:38,222 --> 01:23:41,641 ♪ If you are wise you'll listen to me ♪ 1306 01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:45,186 ♪ Who do you blame ♪ ♪ When your kid is a brat ♪ 1307 01:23:45,396 --> 01:23:48,690 ♪ Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat ♪ 1308 01:23:48,899 --> 01:23:52,110 ♪ Blaming the kids Is a lie and a shame ♪ 1309 01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:56,155 ♪ You know exactly who's to blame ♪ 1310 01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:59,242 ♪ The mother and the father ♪ 1311 01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:04,080 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da ♪ 1312 01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:07,959 ♪ If you're not spoiled ♪ ♪ Then you will go far ♪ 1313 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:11,295 ♪ You will live in happiness too ♪ 1314 01:24:13,424 --> 01:24:17,427 ♪ Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do ♪ 1315 01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:21,639 The children are disappearing like rabbits! 1316 01:24:21,849 --> 01:24:24,976 We still have each other. Shall we press on? 1317 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:27,145 Can't we sit down for a minute? 1318 01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:30,481 - The pace is killing me. - Transportation has been arranged. 1319 01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:38,281 WONKA: Behold the Wonkamobile! 1320 01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:40,450 "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." 1321 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:43,494 Places, please. The dance is about to begin. 1322 01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:46,289 Grab a seat, they're going fast! 1323 01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:48,958 What's that they're filling it up with? 1324 01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:51,961 Ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles. . . 1325 01:24:52,171 --> 01:24:55,465 . ..bubble cola, double cola, double-bubble burp-a-cola. .. 1326 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:58,634 . ..all that carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. 1327 01:24:58,844 --> 01:25:01,721 Few people realize the power in one of those things. 1328 01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,848 I'm sorry I asked. 1329 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,143 Would Slugworth pay extra to know about this? 1330 01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:10,271 Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. 1331 01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:12,982 Everybody set? 1332 01:25:13,192 --> 01:25:14,192 Will it go fast? 1333 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,487 It should. It's got more gas than a politician! 1334 01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:21,616 Hold on. I'm gonna really open her up and see what she can do. 1335 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,709 "Swifter than eagles... 1336 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,045 . ..stronger than lions!" 1337 01:25:37,090 --> 01:25:38,549 CHARLIE: Grandpa! 1338 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:40,676 - Aah! - Oh! 1339 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,888 MIKE: It's getting in my eyes! 1340 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:46,182 MRS. TEEVEE: It's even in my shoes! 1341 01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:49,060 I'm soaked! It'll never come out! 1342 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:50,770 MIKE: It's sticking to my gun! 1343 01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:52,980 MRS. TEEVEE: Oh! 1344 01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:02,824 My dress! My hair! My face! 1345 01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:06,744 I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka! 1346 01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,707 I'm dry-cleaned! 1347 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:16,712 CHARLIE: Hey, Grandpa! 1348 01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:19,257 What was that we just went through? 1349 01:26:19,466 --> 01:26:20,842 Hsaw Aknow. 1350 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:24,011 - Is that Japanese? - It's "Wonka Wash" spelled backwards. 1351 01:26:24,221 --> 01:26:26,347 That's it. The journey's over. 1352 01:26:26,557 --> 01:26:28,850 JOE: Finest bath I've had in 20 years! 1353 01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:30,434 Let's do it again! 1354 01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:33,980 - That's as far as it goes? - Couldn't we have walked? 1355 01:26:34,481 --> 01:26:38,693 If the Lord meant us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. 1356 01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:40,695 Would you put these on? 1357 01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:43,155 We have to be careful. 1358 01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:45,992 There's dangerous stuff inside. 1359 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:49,954 Wonkavision! 1360 01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:52,623 My very latest and greatest invention. 1361 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:55,543 MIKE: It's television! WONKA: It's Wonkavision. 1362 01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:58,796 You all know how ordinary television works. 1363 01:26:59,006 --> 01:27:01,299 - You photo-- - You photograph something. . . 1364 01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:04,135 . ..then it's split into millions of pieces. . . 1365 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:08,306 . ..that fly through the air down to your TV set in the right order. 1366 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:12,184 You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak. 1367 01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:14,437 If they can do it with a photograph. . . 1368 01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:17,356 . ..why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate? 1369 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:24,655 I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other. 1370 01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:28,284 It has to be big, because when you transmit by television. . . 1371 01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:30,119 . ..it always ends up smaller. 1372 01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:32,622 Goggles on, please. 1373 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:36,876 Lights, camera... 1374 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:38,294 . ..action! 1375 01:27:40,047 --> 01:27:41,797 You can remove your goggles. 1376 01:27:42,633 --> 01:27:43,841 Where's the chocolate? 1377 01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:46,302 It's flying over our heads in a million pieces. 1378 01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,806 Now watch the screen. 1379 01:27:53,644 --> 01:27:54,977 Here it comes. 1380 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:57,688 There it is. 1381 01:27:58,065 --> 01:27:59,065 Take it. 1382 01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:00,942 How? It's just a picture. 1383 01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:02,485 All right, you take it. 1384 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:04,779 It's real! 1385 01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:07,990 Taste it! It's delicious. It's just gotten smaller. 1386 01:28:10,243 --> 01:28:11,243 It's perfect! 1387 01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:12,453 Unbelievable! 1388 01:28:12,663 --> 01:28:14,372 - A miracle! - It's a TV dinner! 1389 01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:17,124 - It's Wonkavision. - It could change the world! 1390 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,126 Can you send other things? 1391 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:21,379 - Not just chocolate, I mean. - Anything you like. 1392 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:22,922 What about people? 1393 01:28:23,173 --> 01:28:24,590 People? 1394 01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:28,719 Hm. I don't really know. I suppose I could. 1395 01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:31,973 Yes, I'm sure I could. I'm pretty sure I could. 1396 01:28:32,182 --> 01:28:33,808 But it might have messy results. 1397 01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,228 MIKE: I'm gonna be the first person to be sent by television! 1398 01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:38,437 MRS. TEEVEE: Get away! 1399 01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:40,147 Stop. Don't. Come back. 1400 01:28:40,357 --> 01:28:42,024 MIKE: Lights, camera, action! 1401 01:28:45,028 --> 01:28:47,488 Mike! Where are you? 1402 01:28:47,698 --> 01:28:49,699 He's up there, in a million pieces. 1403 01:28:49,908 --> 01:28:51,575 Mike, are you there? 1404 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,578 No good shouting, dear. Watch the screen. 1405 01:28:56,873 --> 01:28:59,166 Mike? Why is he taking so long? 1406 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:01,419 A million pieces take time to put together. 1407 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:04,338 - Where are they? - There's something coming through. 1408 01:29:04,548 --> 01:29:06,757 - Is it Mike? - It's hard to tell, but-- 1409 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:10,261 - Oh! - Our group's getting smaller by the minute! 1410 01:29:10,470 --> 01:29:14,682 MIKE: Look at me! I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television! 1411 01:29:15,434 --> 01:29:17,852 Wow, what a wild trip that was! 1412 01:29:18,061 --> 01:29:20,604 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened! 1413 01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:23,983 Am I coming in clear? I said, am I coming in clear? 1414 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:26,527 Great. He's completely unharmed. 1415 01:29:26,737 --> 01:29:28,863 You call that unharmed?! 1416 01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:32,033 Wow, that was something. Can I do it again? 1417 01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:36,203 MRS. TEEVEE: No, there'll be nothing left! - Don't worry, Mom. I feel fine. 1418 01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:38,372 I'm famous! I'm a TV star! 1419 01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:40,624 Wait till the kids back home hear! 1420 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:42,126 Nobody's gonna hear! 1421 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:43,794 Where are you taking me? 1422 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:45,463 I don't want to go in there! 1423 01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:46,922 Be quiet! 1424 01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:48,340 Well? 1425 01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:52,720 Fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. 1426 01:29:52,929 --> 01:29:56,724 So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. 1427 01:29:56,933 --> 01:29:58,476 To the Taffy-Pulling Room. 1428 01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:02,480 The boy's in his mother's purse. But be careful. 1429 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:04,273 Taffy pull--? 1430 01:30:04,441 --> 01:30:05,524 What's he saying? 1431 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:09,195 No, I won't hold you responsible. 1432 01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:14,158 Oh. And now, my dearest lady, it's time to say goodbye. 1433 01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:16,160 - Ah-- - No, no! Don't speak! 1434 01:30:16,369 --> 01:30:20,623 For some moments in life, there are no words. Run along, now. 1435 01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:32,051 Adieu, adieu, "parting is such sweet sorrow." 1436 01:30:41,311 --> 01:30:44,313 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do ♪ 1437 01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:47,733 ♪ I've got another puzzle for you ♪ 1438 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,112 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee ♪ 1439 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:54,782 ♪ If you are wise you'll listen to me ♪ 1440 01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:58,369 ♪ What do you get from a glut of TV? ♪ 1441 01:30:58,537 --> 01:31:01,789 ♪ A pain in the neck ♪ ♪ And an IQ of three ♪ 1442 01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:05,292 ♪ Why don't you try ♪ ♪ Simply reading a book? ♪ 1443 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:08,379 ♪ Or could you just not bear to look? ♪ 1444 01:31:08,547 --> 01:31:09,825 ♪ - You'll get no ♪ 1445 01:31:10,026 --> 01:31:11,026 ♪ - You'll get no ♪ 1446 01:31:11,227 --> 01:31:12,227 ♪ - You'll get no ♪ 1447 01:31:12,328 --> 01:31:13,028 ♪ - You'll get no ♪ 1448 01:31:13,093 --> 01:31:15,719 ♪ You'll get no commercials ♪ 1449 01:31:16,138 --> 01:31:19,807 ♪ Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da ♪ 1450 01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:24,145 ♪ If you're not greedy you will go far ♪ 1451 01:31:24,563 --> 01:31:27,398 ♪ You will live in happiness too ♪ 1452 01:31:28,358 --> 01:31:29,733 ♪ Like the... ♪ 1453 01:31:30,152 --> 01:31:31,318 ♪ ...Oompa... ♪ 1454 01:31:32,154 --> 01:31:35,197 ♪ ...Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do! ♪ 1455 01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:43,289 So much to do, so much to do. Invoices, bills, letters. 1456 01:31:43,790 --> 01:31:46,292 I must answer that note from the queen. 1457 01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:49,253 What will happen to the others? 1458 01:31:49,462 --> 01:31:50,671 Augustus? Veruca? 1459 01:31:50,881 --> 01:31:51,922 My dear boy... 1460 01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:54,175 . ..they'll be quite all right. 1461 01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:59,305 When they leave they'll be restored to their normal, terrible old selves. 1462 01:31:59,890 --> 01:32:02,516 But maybe a little wiser for the wear. 1463 01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:04,185 Don't worry. 1464 01:32:04,394 --> 01:32:06,812 What do we do now, Mr. Wonka? 1465 01:32:07,230 --> 01:32:11,442 Oh, yes. Well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Excuse me for not showing you out. 1466 01:32:11,651 --> 01:32:13,527 Straight up the stairs. I'm terribly busy. 1467 01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:17,114 A whole day wasted. Goodbye to you both. Goodbye. 1468 01:32:20,243 --> 01:32:23,746 What happened? Did we do something wrong? 1469 01:32:23,997 --> 01:32:25,915 I don't know, Charlie. 1470 01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:28,584 But I'm gonna find out. 1471 01:32:46,519 --> 01:32:49,230 - Mr. Wonka? - I am extraordinarily busy, sir. 1472 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:51,941 I wanted to ask about the chocolate. 1473 01:32:52,359 --> 01:32:55,778 The lifetime supply of chocolate? For Charlie. 1474 01:32:56,279 --> 01:32:57,738 When does he get it? 1475 01:32:57,948 --> 01:33:00,074 - He doesn't. - Why not? 1476 01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:02,409 Because he broke the rules. 1477 01:33:02,619 --> 01:33:05,412 What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we? 1478 01:33:05,622 --> 01:33:07,665 Wrong, sir! Wrong! 1479 01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:11,335 Under Section 37-B of the contract signed by him. . . 1480 01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:15,631 . ..it states clearly that all offers shall become null and void if. .. 1481 01:33:15,882 --> 01:33:18,842 . ..and you can read it for yourself in this copy: 1482 01:33:19,052 --> 01:33:20,511 "I, the undersigned... 1483 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,597 . ..shall forfeit all rights, privileges and licenses.. . 1484 01:33:23,807 --> 01:33:25,933 . ..herein contained," et cetera.... 1485 01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:36,610 It's all there! Black and white! Clear as crystal! 1486 01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:39,029 You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks! 1487 01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:42,866 You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be sterilized! 1488 01:33:43,076 --> 01:33:45,119 So you get nothing! 1489 01:33:45,328 --> 01:33:46,620 You lose! 1490 01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:48,998 Good day, sir! 1491 01:33:49,749 --> 01:33:51,166 You're a crook. 1492 01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:54,295 A cheat and a swindler, that's what you are! 1493 01:33:54,504 --> 01:33:56,463 How can you do this?! 1494 01:33:56,673 --> 01:34:00,301 Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash his dreams to pieces! 1495 01:34:00,510 --> 01:34:02,303 You're an inhuman monster! 1496 01:34:02,512 --> 01:34:04,763 I said, good day! 1497 01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:10,936 Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here. 1498 01:34:11,688 --> 01:34:14,315 I'll get even if it's the last thing I do. 1499 01:34:14,524 --> 01:34:17,443 If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one. 1500 01:34:40,550 --> 01:34:42,217 Mr. Wonka? 1501 01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:52,853 WONKA: "So shines a good deed. .. 1502 01:34:53,063 --> 01:34:55,397 . ..in a weary world." 1503 01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:57,941 Charlie. 1504 01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:00,986 My boy. 1505 01:35:01,654 --> 01:35:02,946 You won! 1506 01:35:03,156 --> 01:35:05,032 You did it! You did it! 1507 01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:08,118 I knew you would! I just knew you would! 1508 01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:12,539 Oh, Charlie, forgive me for putting you through this. Please. 1509 01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:15,876 Come in, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson. 1510 01:35:16,086 --> 01:35:17,294 - Pleasure. - Slugworth! 1511 01:35:17,504 --> 01:35:20,047 That's not Slugworth! He works for me! 1512 01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:22,549 - For you? - I had to test you, Charlie. 1513 01:35:22,759 --> 01:35:25,761 And you passed the test. You won! 1514 01:35:26,012 --> 01:35:28,138 - Won what? - The jackpot, my dear sir! 1515 01:35:28,348 --> 01:35:30,974 - The grand and glorious jackpot! - The chocolate? 1516 01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:34,561 The chocolate, yes. But that's just the beginning! 1517 01:35:34,771 --> 01:35:38,232 We have so much time and so little to do! 1518 01:35:38,441 --> 01:35:40,317 Strike that. Reverse it. 1519 01:35:40,527 --> 01:35:42,277 This way, please! 1520 01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:44,780 We'll take the Wonkavator. 1521 01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:48,033 Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir. 1522 01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:59,837 - This is the great glass Wonkavator. - It's an elevator. 1523 01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:02,423 A Wonkavator. An elevator goes up and down. 1524 01:36:02,632 --> 01:36:06,135 But the Wonkavator can go sideways, slantways, backways. . . 1525 01:36:06,344 --> 01:36:07,344 CHARLIE: And frontways? 1526 01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:09,430 . ..and any ways you can think of. 1527 01:36:09,973 --> 01:36:14,268 It'll take you to any room by pressing one of these buttons. Any button. 1528 01:36:14,477 --> 01:36:17,146 Press a button, and zing! You're off. 1529 01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:20,399 And up until now, I've pressed them all. 1530 01:36:20,817 --> 01:36:22,234 Except one. 1531 01:36:23,069 --> 01:36:24,194 This one. 1532 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:26,697 Go ahead, Charlie. 1533 01:36:26,906 --> 01:36:28,157 Me? 1534 01:36:30,827 --> 01:36:32,077 There it goes! 1535 01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:35,581 Hold on tight. 1536 01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:38,917 I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. 1537 01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:43,130 Faster! If we don't pick up speed, we won't get through. 1538 01:36:43,339 --> 01:36:45,424 - Through what? - Aha. 1539 01:36:45,592 --> 01:36:47,468 - You mean, we're going--? - Up and out. 1540 01:36:47,677 --> 01:36:50,596 This roof is glass. It'll shatter in 1000 pieces! 1541 01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:53,265 - We'll be cut to ribbons! - Probably. 1542 01:36:57,020 --> 01:36:58,687 Hold on, everybody! 1543 01:36:59,856 --> 01:37:02,232 Here it comes! 1544 01:37:17,290 --> 01:37:21,126 - You did it! Congratulations! - Get up, take a look. 1545 01:37:21,461 --> 01:37:23,504 Grandpa, our town looks so pretty. 1546 01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:25,005 JOE: Look over here, Charlie. 1547 01:37:25,215 --> 01:37:26,882 I think I see our house. 1548 01:37:27,717 --> 01:37:29,176 CHARLIE: Wow! 1549 01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:30,594 JOE: It really looks beautiful. 1550 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:32,346 There's my school! 1551 01:37:38,895 --> 01:37:40,979 How did you like the chocolate factory? 1552 01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:44,107 It's the most wonderful place in the world. 1553 01:37:44,317 --> 01:37:46,360 WONKA: I'm pleased to hear you say that... 1554 01:37:46,569 --> 01:37:48,862 . ..because I'm giving it to you. 1555 01:37:49,989 --> 01:37:52,282 - What? - That's all right, isn't it? 1556 01:37:52,492 --> 01:37:55,160 JOE: You're giving Charlie the-- - I can't go on forever. 1557 01:37:55,411 --> 01:37:57,454 And I don't really want to try. 1558 01:37:57,747 --> 01:38:02,668 Who can I trust to run the factory, take care of the Oompa Loompas for me? 1559 01:38:02,919 --> 01:38:04,211 Not a grownup. 1560 01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:07,589 A grownup would do everything his own way, not mine. 1561 01:38:07,924 --> 01:38:11,552 That's why I decided long ago that I had to find a child. 1562 01:38:11,761 --> 01:38:13,428 A very honest... 1563 01:38:13,763 --> 01:38:15,180 . ..loving child. .. 1564 01:38:15,682 --> 01:38:19,059 . ..to whom I can tell all my precious candy-making secrets. 1565 01:38:19,269 --> 01:38:21,812 - That's why you sent the tickets. WONKA: That's right. 1566 01:38:22,021 --> 01:38:24,523 The factory's yours. You can move in immediately. 1567 01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:26,775 - And me? WONKA: Absolutely. 1568 01:38:27,193 --> 01:38:29,403 - What happens to the rest-- - The whole family. 1569 01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:31,446 I want you to bring them all. 1570 01:38:35,118 --> 01:38:36,535 But Charlie. . . 1571 01:38:37,704 --> 01:38:41,415 . ..don't forget what happened to the man who got everything he wanted. 1572 01:38:41,624 --> 01:38:42,666 What happened? 1573 01:38:42,875 --> 01:38:45,210 He lived happily ever after. 114160