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[ominous music playing]
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Bran here with another
Bran-tastic video.
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Today, we're doing another
episode of Bum Fites.
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[whispers] He's in there.
Get 'em, get 'em!
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Hey, guys?
You want this 20?
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Well, come and get it!
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Fight each other!
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[Bran on video] Yeah, come on!
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- Keep an eye out
for that security guard.
- On it.
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I wanna fire up
some of the effects and stuff,
like the lights.
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- [Bran indistinct]
- Wait, you can do that?
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- I can do that.
- [Bran] Roll on each other.
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- [Ayla] That'd be so cool.
- This is gonna be Monday!
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[sighs]
You mean money, Bran.
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That's what I said, dingus.
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Yeah! Get up and fight now!
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Hey, where'd you
find these guys?
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That doesn't look like
our bum.
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You know, you should
really blur out those faces.
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They can sue
for not giving permission.
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[Bran] These guys
don't have money to sue.
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They're homeless.
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[Snack panting]
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Our... [coughing]
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Our guard buddy's working.
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- Let's go.
- [Snack coughing]
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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He has such a hatred for them.
I mean, Ted--
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- Dude, Ted's a legend here.
- [laughs]
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Do you remember
the groundhog stuff animal?
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Oh, my gosh.
I love Ted.
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You little perv!
I swear to God!
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Don't even think about
dokking me.
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I'm just messing a little.
Chill.
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- What did you say to me?
- [Bran] Chill.
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Don't tell me to chill.
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- [Bran] All right.
- Got it?
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[scoffs]
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Bran, I swear to God,
if you're still filming my ass,
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- I'm gonna kill you.
- [chuckles]
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[security guard]
Hey, you kids!
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Shit.
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Run.
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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[security guard]
Stay right there!
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[Mighty] Come on, Bran, go!
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[Bran] Come on!
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Run!
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[metal clanks]
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- Get to the Dokking Station!
- No kidding!
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[footsteps bang]
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[security guard]
Stay right there!
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Shit.
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[upbeat rock music continues]
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Hey!
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[exhales]
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[gunshot]
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[birds chirping]
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[panting]
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- [security guard sighs]
- That to make sure
we can't prove you shot at us?
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You a lawyer?
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No, but his dad is.
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You little boys
making big boy smut
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with her and that camera?
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Wouldn't you like to know.
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[security guard]
This is private property
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and this is closed until fall.
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You're trespassing.
You know that, right?
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- We didn't see any signs.
- Yeah right, kid.
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I call the police
or your parents.
Which is it?
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Why don't you
catch your breath first, fatso?
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[chuckles] What a dick.
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All the way out from the city
to deal with this shit.
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The place is closed, Snack.
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How hard is that to understand?
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You get hurt out there,
we could lose everything.
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- The guy shot at us!
- Knock it off with that shit!
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I got you and this Dokkers thing
all figured out.
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That Ayla girl,
she doesn't like you.
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She's using you, son.
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Girls like her
don't like guys like you.
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[woman] I work tonight,
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and Mike's coming over
before I get home, so you know.
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[papers crinkle]
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How about a goddamn thank you?
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No boyfriend.
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You hang out
with these loser kids.
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Where is that
gonna get you in life?
[scoffs]
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Wasting what God and I gave you.
[sighs]
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Yeah, because Mike's some prize.
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You think you're better than me?
Hmm?
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You little bitch!
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I should have let that guy
call the cops.
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[scoffs]
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[ominous music playing]
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[chip crunches]
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[woman] You didn't eat
anything through this.
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You're lucky
that cop let you go.
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You need to make
better choices, Mighty.
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- He wasn't a cop, Ma.
- [insulin pump beeps]
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Turn the sounds off
your insulin pump, baby.
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[sniffs]
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That thing smells.
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[soft music playing]
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[Bran] I got it all on video!
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He shot at us, but he erased it!
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[soft music playing]
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- [music stops]
- I can't prove it,
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but it would have
been huge online!
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It would have
blown up my channel!
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I'm gonna moteltize my channel,
you wait!
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[soft music playing]
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[Bran] Ma!
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Ma! You even listening?
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It's monetize.
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It's monetize your channel.
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That's what I said!
Monetize!
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Yep, John, just stall them.
Yeah, 20 minutes out.
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I know, I had
an emergency with my son.
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I gotta drop him off real quick.
I'll be right there, 15 minutes.
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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You come home
right off the bus from now on.
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No Field of Screams,
no Dokking Station, no Dokkers.
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No more of that nonsense.
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Your mother and I will discuss
what to do with you.
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What's there to discuss?
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That place
is closed for the season.
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You keep trespassing there.
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You know that's a crime, right?
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The man shot at you, Max.
Is any of this sinking in?
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Wait. You believe he shot at us?
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You know why?
Because you stopped.
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Only a gun
would make you idiots stop.
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We also need to talk about
this dokking shit.
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- What's there to talk about?
- Yes or no?
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You and your friends
are blackmailing kids online
with dirt you get on them.
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That's dokking, right?
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You call yourselves The Dokkers?
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Can't even spell it right.
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Go ahead.
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Defend it, Max.
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Not with Max facts.
Defend the indefensible.
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I sue, Max.
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I don't get sued.
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[crickets chirping]
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[keyboard clatters]
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What were you doing,
Scribble?
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Did I just see student records
on your screen again?
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[chuckles] No.
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Did that ten-day suspension
and fine teach you anything?
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Check with
the tech department.
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They can see
what I do in there.
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[sighs]
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I want your things searched.
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I know what I saw.
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So do I.
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What's with the wink?
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You know what I learned
from last time?
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I got my ass beat
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and my best gaming computer
sold to pay for that fine.
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You screw me again,
and I'm gonna screw back.
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Now you're threatening
a teacher?
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I'm promising.
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Maybe you get dokked
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and the district gets some pics
I found of you back in the day.
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Some reefer
with the frat boys...
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drinking beer
from some sorority chick's vag.
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[slurps]
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All right, another example.
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You kids, I believe,
if I'm not mistaken,
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have all grown up
with the urban legend
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of the Halloween candy
spiked with razors and needles.
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Anyone here ever heard of that?
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Heard of that? Show of hands.
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Show of hands
if you've heard of that. Yep.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Even when I was a kid.
Question:
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Who here knows a single person
who that's actually happened to?
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- Yeah, it, um...
- [teacher] Max.
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...it happened back in the 70's.
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Yes, back in the 70's.
A father poisoned his son.
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That was a single
isolated case, Max.
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Well, there have been more,
you know, copycats.
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Okay, well prove it.
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Find me one.
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No, right now. I want you
to get your phone out,
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that's fine,
you have my permission.
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Go ahead and find a single case
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other than the 70's guy.
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I don't think you will.
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What I believe happened
is that the media
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sensationalized it.
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Blew it up until eventually...
it became fact.
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How many of you
have seen this character?
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This school,
just like all over the country,
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received a warning
that this image
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could show up along with text,
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urging children
to kill themselves.
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Yeah, and it's true.
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I mean, they embedded
that message into online videos
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and then they used apps
to send it to kids.
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I mean, are you
saying this isn't true?
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No, no.
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What I'm saying is that no one's
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provided any evidence, Max.
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That's the key component.
This missing evidence.
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Lockjaw, that's the urban legend
around here, right?
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The creepy guy
that supposedly lives
in the sludge ponds.
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Anyone here ever
actually seen Lockjaw?
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Ooh, boogeyman's coming.
Be afraid.
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No evidence,
no reason to be scared.
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- Yet, this
and all the others...
- Just look at it.
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- It's not that scary.
- ...spread like wildfire
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because of social media.
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[girl crying]
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These are what I like to term
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your razors in the Halloween
candy urban legends.
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They're not just urban legends,
Mr. Lewis.
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It's true.
I've read it in the news.
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This stuff is all real.
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Unfortunately,
real suicides do occur.
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However, not a single
one of them
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is in any way proven
to have any correlation
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or connection to this,
Redfish, bulgy-eye guy
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or any other suicide challenge
or any other urban legend.
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Which is why...
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you all are going to,
drum roll...
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You're gonna create
your own urban legends.
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I want you to create
an urban legend
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to see how false information
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- becomes accepted as fact...
- [crying]
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...without proper diligence.
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Why is she crying?
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She's always
crying about something.
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[crying continues]
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Jeni?
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Jeni, look at me.
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Jeni, are you okay?
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You need to see the nurse?
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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[teacher] Okay, that's fine.
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Go ahead and close your books.
That's fine. Come on.
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This-this stuff scares me.
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Everything fucking scares her.
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What's that, Ayla?
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Nothing, Mr. Lewis.
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[Jeni cries]
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Uh, everyone,
go ahead and get a head start
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on picking your urban legends.
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I want you to try
to write five right now.
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It's ridiculous.
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You're the only one
other than me
255
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,299
who knows how to hold a camera.
256
00:15:34,335 --> 00:15:37,305
Besides,
this one's gonna be big.
257
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,272
Dude, you've been saying that
for every video.
258
00:15:39,308 --> 00:15:40,673
Just get Mighty
to hold the camera.
259
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,748
- I don't wanna hold the camera.
- Hold the goddamn camera.
260
00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:45,084
Mighty's a watcher,
not a doer.
261
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,284
Prick.
262
00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:50,923
Well, besides that
I'm grounded,
263
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:54,022
and I'm tired of Bum Wars
'cause it's stupid.
264
00:15:54,057 --> 00:15:56,356
No, it's not.
People love it.
265
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,263
Yeah, and by people
you mean you.
266
00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:00,732
Yeah, check the comments, Bran.
Nobody likes your Bum Wars.
267
00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:03,597
[Bran]
It's Bum Fites, idiots.
268
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,774
[Snack] You know, guys,
I think my dad's right.
269
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,105
We should probably
find a better hangout.
270
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,610
I mean,
what if the guard comes back?
271
00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:13,908
Get the sand out your gina.
272
00:16:13,944 --> 00:16:16,082
[both] It's vagina.
273
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,249
- [knocking on door]
- [door opens]
274
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,355
Mr. Lewis.
Do you have a moment?
275
00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:27,719
Come on in, boss lady.
276
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:31,163
So I understand you
had an incident in class today.
277
00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:33,229
Jeni Lynn.
278
00:16:33,264 --> 00:16:37,166
Oh, yeah,
she gets scared super easily.
279
00:16:37,201 --> 00:16:38,597
I let her leave class
a little early.
280
00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:41,338
Well, someone
filed a complaint, Brent.
281
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,905
Complaint, really?
282
00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:45,240
Was it her parents?
283
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:48,846
No, a-a student.
Someone in your class.
284
00:16:48,881 --> 00:16:52,613
Uh... can you say who it was?
285
00:16:53,522 --> 00:16:55,187
I removed the name.
286
00:16:56,991 --> 00:17:00,159
Can you read that
in here in these dim lights?
287
00:17:05,366 --> 00:17:06,726
Uh...
288
00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:11,535
Okay, I gotta say,
Principle Gress,
289
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:14,366
this-this sounds like
a complaint against
the school, not me.
290
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,038
Yeah, well, we called her down.
291
00:17:16,073 --> 00:17:17,503
She said it happened right after
292
00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:20,046
you showed another
scary picture in class.
293
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:23,644
Um, all of that was included
in the lesson plan.
294
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,149
Now, what you're referencing
was central to the lesson.
295
00:17:26,185 --> 00:17:28,954
Suicide is central
to a history lesson?
296
00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:31,418
We need to revisit
your lesson plans.
297
00:17:31,453 --> 00:17:32,824
You approved them
each week already.
298
00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,292
Yes, but to be fair, Brent,
299
00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:36,590
this isn't the first complaint
we've had about you.
300
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,690
No, that's not fair.
This one is not about me at all.
301
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,462
It doesn't seem to be
about me or my content.
302
00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:43,897
No, no, this person
is upset and wondering
303
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,873
why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be
in a regular education
classroom.
304
00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:50,141
"Jeni holds back
the entire class,
305
00:17:50,176 --> 00:17:53,210
and Mr. Lewis
can't teach for 15 minutes
306
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,346
without having to stop
and see if she's okay."
307
00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:57,883
- That's true.
- It's certainly about you,
Brent.
308
00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:00,013
You're an
out of the box teacher.
309
00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:01,047
[both sigh]
310
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,686
Talk tomorrow.
311
00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:04,388
[Brent sighs]
312
00:18:08,595 --> 00:18:10,091
[hand slams]
313
00:18:10,126 --> 00:18:12,727
[ominous music playing]
314
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:16,163
Aren't you worried about that
security guard coming back?
315
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,496
He ain't coming back.
316
00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:19,638
Max's dad
talked to him, I bet.
317
00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,333
Well, if you say so.
318
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,572
Ooh, that's a good one.
319
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,206
[Mighty] How did you get these?
320
00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:28,874
You don't wanna know?
321
00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:34,819
If she finds out,
we're both dead.
322
00:18:34,855 --> 00:18:37,283
She ain't gonna find out.
323
00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:40,160
[Mighty and Bran laughing]
324
00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:01,610
[Mighty and Bran laughing]
325
00:19:04,783 --> 00:19:06,778
[chuckles]
326
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,916
What the fuck
are you guys laughing at?
327
00:19:08,951 --> 00:19:11,584
Ayla, they were probably
just laughing about,
you know, Jeni Russel.
328
00:19:11,619 --> 00:19:13,224
Like how she freaked out
in class today.
329
00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:15,521
- You know, she's a baby.
- It's pathetic.
330
00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:17,956
She doesn't belong
in that class.
331
00:19:19,464 --> 00:19:22,798
I filed a complaint
about her today in the office.
332
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,563
Seriously?
333
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:27,334
We are in the same class
as a girl
334
00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:30,276
who stops us
every ten minutes...
335
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,576
because she's
scared of something.
336
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,642
Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now?
337
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,644
No, I don't have
any issue with him.
338
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,017
It's not his fault
she's in there.
339
00:19:41,052 --> 00:19:43,355
I'm just sick of her.
340
00:19:44,322 --> 00:19:46,787
You know why
she's in that class?
341
00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:51,124
Because her parents
want her in there.
342
00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:52,694
It's a joke.
343
00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:57,468
I'm offended as someone
who gets the same grades as her.
344
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,602
Aren't you?
345
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,837
Not sure complaining was cool.
346
00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:08,441
Mr. Lewis made you
look like an idiot today.
347
00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:10,341
I'm down for dokking Lewis.
348
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,614
[Ayla] No, I...
349
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:16,289
I want this urban legend
project to rock.
350
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,390
How?
351
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:24,594
We make it way more scary.
352
00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:28,565
Like really scary.
353
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:33,934
And then we make our own
online challenge.
354
00:20:33,969 --> 00:20:36,369
You're not talking about
like getting kids
to kill themselves
355
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:38,239
like for real, are you?
356
00:20:38,274 --> 00:20:40,374
[ominous music playing]
357
00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:46,946
We will go right to the edge.
358
00:20:48,787 --> 00:20:50,620
[sighs]
359
00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:53,426
Yes! I'm in!
360
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,422
[Ken] You're listening to
Where the Scary Things Are.
361
00:20:55,457 --> 00:20:57,328
I'm your host Monster Mash Ken.
362
00:20:57,363 --> 00:20:59,928
And with missing people,where do they go?
363
00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:02,533
You see allthese different cases.What are you thinking?
364
00:21:02,568 --> 00:21:04,904
[woman] Alien abductions,mass disappearances.
365
00:21:04,939 --> 00:21:06,567
I mean, you know, the rapture.
366
00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:08,173
Has somethingreligious occurred?
367
00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:09,804
I have no ideabut I can't imagine
368
00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:12,041
what the families aregoing through, it's crazy.
369
00:21:12,077 --> 00:21:14,740
[Ken] It's hard to believethat people stilldisappear these days.
370
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:17,311
With all the technologyout there...
371
00:21:17,346 --> 00:21:19,649
Hey, Vector, come here.
372
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:22,685
[Vector beeping]
373
00:21:28,225 --> 00:21:29,923
How do I disappear?
374
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,761
[Vector beeping]
375
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:37,865
Haven't you ever
wanted to disappear?
376
00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:40,736
[Vector beeping]
377
00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:44,976
[Vector] Nineteen.
378
00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:48,045
- Another card?
- No.
379
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,248
[Vector] Nine... 14.
380
00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:55,084
[beeps] Eighteen.You win.
381
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:56,950
[beeps and whirs]
382
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,430
[knocks on window]
383
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:18,609
[door knob clicks]
384
00:22:31,826 --> 00:22:33,052
[floor creaks]
385
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,537
[man coughing]
386
00:22:59,249 --> 00:23:01,014
[door creaks]
387
00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:03,621
Come on.
388
00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:07,491
Dude, you can't knock
on my window so damn loud.
389
00:23:07,527 --> 00:23:09,460
- You're gonna wake up
my parents.
- So?
390
00:23:09,495 --> 00:23:11,391
Okay. Why would I
expect you to get it?
391
00:23:11,427 --> 00:23:12,595
Where are we going?
392
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:16,631
Follow me, Mr. My Parents
Are Gonna Hear Me.
393
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,567
[mocking]
You're gonna wake up my parents.
394
00:23:18,602 --> 00:23:21,067
- Holy shit, shut the hell up.
- No!
395
00:23:22,977 --> 00:23:25,104
Just follow me, idiot.
396
00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:43,996
[Bran] Don't cut off heads.
397
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,861
Yeah, I know, I know.
398
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,595
Just record the video.
399
00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:50,796
I can file my face out in post.
400
00:23:50,832 --> 00:23:52,667
You mean,
tile your face, Bran.
401
00:23:52,702 --> 00:23:54,736
Wait, why do you
need to tile your face?
402
00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:57,607
Bran here with another
Bran-tastic video.
403
00:23:57,642 --> 00:24:01,113
Welcome to the first episode
of Bum Wars.
404
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,082
[Snack] Dude, bring it down.
405
00:24:03,117 --> 00:24:05,815
Shut the hell up and shoot.
406
00:24:15,524 --> 00:24:17,761
[ominous music playing]
407
00:24:29,374 --> 00:24:32,439
[snoring]
[muttering]
408
00:24:32,475 --> 00:24:34,475
Bran, what the hell?
409
00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:37,044
[intense music playing]
410
00:24:43,919 --> 00:24:46,058
[Snack] Bran, what the hell?
Jesus Christ!
411
00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,655
- Tada!
- [man screams]
412
00:24:48,691 --> 00:24:52,059
- Go, go, go!
- [screaming]
413
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:05,974
[toilet flushes]
414
00:25:26,164 --> 00:25:27,699
[door opens]
415
00:25:37,471 --> 00:25:39,975
[sighs]
416
00:25:48,551 --> 00:25:50,590
[students chattering]
417
00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:00,466
[Snack on video]
Bran, what the hell?Jesus Christ!
418
00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:03,534
- [Bran on video] Tada!
- [man screams]
419
00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:07,299
- Go, go, go, go!
- [man screaming]
420
00:26:17,316 --> 00:26:18,417
[crickets chirping]
421
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,649
[Snack]
Hey, guys, my parents said
422
00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:23,819
I can't be
in The Dokkers anymore.
423
00:26:23,854 --> 00:26:26,857
I-I'm sorry.
I can't do anything about it.
424
00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,427
Hey, guys.
425
00:26:30,462 --> 00:26:31,889
My parents said I can't be in--
426
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,864
- [loud bang]
- Shit!
427
00:26:34,662 --> 00:26:36,696
Shit, oh, my God!
428
00:26:36,731 --> 00:26:38,202
[ominous music playing]
429
00:26:38,237 --> 00:26:41,135
Oh, Jesus Christ.
430
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,304
[grunts]
431
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:56,821
[snarling and snorting]
432
00:26:57,686 --> 00:26:59,620
- [loud splash]
- Shit!
433
00:26:59,655 --> 00:27:02,286
[intense music playing]
434
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,325
Guys, guys,
you're not gonna believe this!
435
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:07,128
[coughing]
436
00:27:10,469 --> 00:27:12,302
There's something in the pond!
437
00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,605
[crickets chirping]
438
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,973
Nothing could
live in there, Snack.
439
00:27:17,008 --> 00:27:19,442
Okay, well I heard it over there
and it jumped in there.
440
00:27:19,477 --> 00:27:22,110
Get off the weed, Snack.
441
00:27:31,786 --> 00:27:33,687
[insulin pump beeping]
442
00:27:33,722 --> 00:27:36,054
Mighty needs to be fed.
443
00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:38,493
My blood sugar's low,
dumb-ass.
444
00:27:38,529 --> 00:27:41,129
[beeping continues]
445
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:47,034
Can somebody fart
and liven this up?
446
00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:51,810
- [growling]
- [suspenseful music playing]
447
00:27:52,442 --> 00:27:53,740
[clanking]
448
00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,946
What the hell was that?
449
00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:00,412
[Snack] Is that the guard?
450
00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:02,953
[Ayla] No.
451
00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:19,299
[body thuds]
452
00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:26,273
[Max]
What the hell is that thing?
453
00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:33,280
Ew, be careful.
454
00:28:45,397 --> 00:28:47,431
[flesh squishes]
455
00:28:47,467 --> 00:28:48,963
[Snack] It can't be human.
456
00:28:48,998 --> 00:28:51,303
[Bran]
It's covered in crockamoley.
457
00:28:51,339 --> 00:28:54,673
[all] Guacamole, dumbass.
458
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:57,842
We need to find a place
to hide this thing.
459
00:28:57,878 --> 00:29:01,308
At least until we figure out
what the hell it is.
460
00:29:07,419 --> 00:29:09,787
[creature snorts]
461
00:29:09,822 --> 00:29:12,319
- [intense music playing]
- [body scrapes]
462
00:29:30,475 --> 00:29:31,943
[Snack grunts]
463
00:29:37,946 --> 00:29:39,647
[Mighty] Keep it moving, guys.
464
00:29:39,682 --> 00:29:41,717
[Max] Ah, dammit.
465
00:29:41,753 --> 00:29:44,782
Guys, let's just
get it in there.
466
00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:49,092
Max, find something
to restrain this thing
for the time being.
467
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:53,060
I mean, I know, but just...
468
00:29:53,096 --> 00:29:54,931
There's gotta be
something around here.
469
00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:57,636
I mean, this place
is littered with shit.
470
00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:01,439
Just ropes, chains,
I don't know.
471
00:30:01,474 --> 00:30:03,504
Whatever will hold it.
472
00:30:03,539 --> 00:30:04,569
On it.
473
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,979
I mean, it looks so human.
474
00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:10,047
What if it can talk?
475
00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:13,248
- [bat whacks]
- [flesh squishes]
476
00:30:17,856 --> 00:30:21,993
Speak softly,
carry a big stick.
477
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,797
[Snack sighs] We need to get it
food and water.
478
00:30:29,832 --> 00:30:31,030
How do you know that?
479
00:30:31,065 --> 00:30:32,867
I mean, it's alive, isn't it?
480
00:30:32,902 --> 00:30:34,531
I mean, it has to eat and drink.
481
00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,435
Well, hey, kangaroo rats
can go their whole lives
482
00:30:36,471 --> 00:30:38,876
- without drinking water, so.
- Max, look at me.
483
00:30:38,911 --> 00:30:40,940
Does that look like
a goddamn kangaroo to you?
484
00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:42,780
[insulin pump beeping]
485
00:30:42,816 --> 00:30:43,980
- [sighs]
- [Ayla] Oh, Jesus, Mighty.
486
00:30:44,015 --> 00:30:46,345
Can you turn that damn
insulin pump off?
487
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,985
[Mighty] Everybody shits
on the diabetic kid.
488
00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:52,654
- [body thrashes]
- [intense music playing]
489
00:30:52,689 --> 00:30:54,190
[creature snorts]
490
00:31:00,934 --> 00:31:02,828
Well, at the least
the restraints are holding.
491
00:31:02,864 --> 00:31:04,066
Yeah, for now.
492
00:31:04,101 --> 00:31:07,236
- [creature sniffing]
- Why the sniffing?
493
00:31:09,842 --> 00:31:12,109
Guys, what the hell
is it smelling?
494
00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,605
Dinner.
495
00:31:14,943 --> 00:31:16,949
[creature sniffing]
496
00:31:24,854 --> 00:31:26,453
[Ayla] Bran, hold up.
497
00:31:28,561 --> 00:31:29,654
Give me the camera.
498
00:31:30,797 --> 00:31:32,327
- No.
- [Scribble] Give me the camera.
499
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,334
[Ayla] You'll get it back
when it's time.
500
00:31:41,072 --> 00:31:43,472
Delete those perv shots
he's got of me, too.
501
00:31:43,508 --> 00:31:44,268
All right.
502
00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:47,007
I-I won't post anything.
I swear.
503
00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:49,712
That's right, you're not. Bye.
504
00:31:49,748 --> 00:31:51,283
Guys, get him outta here.
505
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:52,509
We'll catch up.
506
00:31:52,545 --> 00:31:56,252
- It'll be fine. Relax.
- [Bran] Shut up.
507
00:31:57,757 --> 00:32:01,085
If it gets loose,
we're dead.
508
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,720
[crickets chirping]
509
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,560
How long have we
been coming here?
510
00:32:08,897 --> 00:32:10,398
I don't know.
511
00:32:11,132 --> 00:32:13,665
A few years, I guess. Why?
512
00:32:14,604 --> 00:32:16,237
Right.
513
00:32:16,272 --> 00:32:19,369
And we haven't seen
this thing until today.
514
00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,812
I mean,
it's gotta be new here.
515
00:32:21,848 --> 00:32:23,644
I've sure as hell
never seen it.
516
00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:25,050
Exactly.
517
00:32:27,219 --> 00:32:30,121
What happens when this place
opens up for Halloween?
518
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,857
We can't have this thing
going nuts on customers.
519
00:32:34,893 --> 00:32:37,293
- That would be bad.
- Yeah.
520
00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:41,330
For me.
521
00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:47,666
I can't lose this place.
522
00:32:49,707 --> 00:32:52,576
This is my escape.
523
00:32:52,612 --> 00:32:54,739
I mean, you know that.
524
00:32:58,047 --> 00:33:00,145
Better than anybody else.
525
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:02,186
[creature growls softly]
526
00:33:09,892 --> 00:33:11,690
[creature roars]
527
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,309
[Scribble] So we're
really gonna do this?
528
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,247
I think I need this.
529
00:33:32,616 --> 00:33:33,679
So do I.
530
00:33:35,017 --> 00:33:37,320
[motorcycle approaching]
531
00:33:40,661 --> 00:33:43,062
My house is just as empty.
532
00:33:58,672 --> 00:34:01,575
I'm gonna hang out
until your mom gets home.
533
00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:03,742
You should get inside.
534
00:34:06,882 --> 00:34:08,582
[Ayla sighs]
535
00:34:13,826 --> 00:34:15,793
Thanks for walking me home.
536
00:34:15,828 --> 00:34:17,257
You should come to my place.
537
00:34:17,293 --> 00:34:19,428
You could stay over
if you want.
538
00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:28,767
Good night.
539
00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:35,807
[bottles clink]
540
00:34:37,815 --> 00:34:39,985
Wanna hang out?
541
00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:43,452
- When's my mom getting home?
- Whenever.
542
00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:46,158
I'm the babysitter.
543
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:51,592
[sighs]
544
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:02,603
Where's the remote?
545
00:35:04,172 --> 00:35:06,376
[woman on TV indistinct]
546
00:35:09,342 --> 00:35:11,711
[man on TV indistinct]
547
00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:24,262
[ominous music playing]
548
00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:32,237
[indistinct chattering on TV]
549
00:36:42,636 --> 00:36:44,606
- [Vector] Tomatoes.
- [beeps]
550
00:36:48,010 --> 00:36:49,644
[mouthing]
551
00:36:50,982 --> 00:36:53,846
[dramatic music playing]
552
00:37:26,315 --> 00:37:28,386
[suspenseful music playing]
553
00:37:43,068 --> 00:37:46,003
[creature sniffs and snorts]
554
00:37:46,038 --> 00:37:49,638
Four, five, six, seven, eight...
555
00:37:52,975 --> 00:37:54,073
[coughs]
556
00:37:54,109 --> 00:37:55,776
[panting]
557
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,352
[creature snorts]
558
00:38:09,894 --> 00:38:11,356
[panting]
559
00:38:11,391 --> 00:38:13,090
[creature growls]
560
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:27,005
[slurps meat]
561
00:38:29,717 --> 00:38:30,976
[package thuds]
562
00:38:38,089 --> 00:38:40,018
[Snack breathes heavily]
563
00:39:16,424 --> 00:39:18,762
[creature growling]
564
00:39:18,798 --> 00:39:20,993
[gulping]
565
00:39:22,230 --> 00:39:24,095
[chuckles]
566
00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:37,009
I've gotta get you
tied back up.
567
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:47,159
Hey, Dad, um,
have you ever heard of Lockjaw?
568
00:39:47,194 --> 00:39:50,390
Yeah, it comes from
tetanus or rabies.
569
00:39:50,425 --> 00:39:51,791
Why, are you feeling sick?
570
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:54,057
[sighs] No, I'm talking
about the weird guy
571
00:39:54,093 --> 00:39:57,233
people say used to live by
Field of Screams.
572
00:39:57,268 --> 00:39:59,838
Yeah, there was this one guy.
573
00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:04,506
I don't remember if people
said he was a molester,
crazy or something.
574
00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:05,772
A lot of homeless people
out that way,
575
00:40:05,808 --> 00:40:08,243
which is why we don't want you
hanging out there.
576
00:40:08,279 --> 00:40:09,842
One of the reasons, anyway.
577
00:40:09,878 --> 00:40:12,317
Well, I mean--
I mean, did you ever see him?
578
00:40:12,352 --> 00:40:15,512
- Was he real?
- I work with facts, Max.
579
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:17,751
Not Max facts.
580
00:40:17,787 --> 00:40:20,487
And, no, I never saw him
or know anyone who has.
581
00:40:20,523 --> 00:40:22,487
All right, all right.
Cool.
582
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:23,922
Cool, cool. Thanks.
583
00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:25,856
I'm less worried about
homeless child molesters
584
00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,159
than I am this Ayla girl
you like.
585
00:40:28,194 --> 00:40:33,599
[sighs] Oh, goddammit.
Okay, Dad, I don't like her.
586
00:40:33,634 --> 00:40:35,607
Especially like that, so...
587
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:38,906
Your mother says your underwear
in the laundry says otherwise.
588
00:40:41,881 --> 00:40:44,208
Facts, Max.
589
00:40:44,982 --> 00:40:47,447
[sighs]
590
00:40:47,482 --> 00:40:49,884
[dramatic music playing]
591
00:41:16,377 --> 00:41:17,846
[gunshot]
592
00:41:19,418 --> 00:41:21,080
So who taught you
how to shoot?
593
00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:29,594
Wait.
594
00:41:30,425 --> 00:41:32,358
Here, like this.
595
00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:33,862
Both hands up.
596
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,599
It's not like the movies.
597
00:41:37,634 --> 00:41:42,068
Just relax your shoulders...
then shoot.
598
00:41:56,518 --> 00:41:58,755
I wanna scare people.
599
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:02,024
[ominous music playing]
600
00:42:02,059 --> 00:42:03,188
I mean...
601
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:08,864
this could be great.
602
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:17,004
Does it scare you?
603
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,304
Only if it gets loose.
604
00:42:22,548 --> 00:42:24,781
Let's make sure
that doesn't happen then.
605
00:42:26,018 --> 00:42:27,652
[gunshot]
606
00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:33,387
Seriously?
607
00:42:33,422 --> 00:42:35,319
No raw hamburger?
608
00:42:35,354 --> 00:42:38,161
Monsters always go for
raw hamburger in the movies.
609
00:42:38,197 --> 00:42:39,526
We didn't have any.
610
00:42:39,562 --> 00:42:41,499
Who doesn't have hamburger?
611
00:42:41,534 --> 00:42:44,231
- That pump thing smells.
- It's Phenol.
612
00:42:44,266 --> 00:42:47,265
It's a chemical
they use in his insulin
or something like that.
613
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:49,337
Is that a Max fact?
614
00:42:49,373 --> 00:42:51,504
Look it up, ass hat.
615
00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:53,337
And that's why, Max,
616
00:42:53,373 --> 00:42:56,615
you're going to be writing
all the online content for this.
617
00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:01,851
Once Scribble has a page up,
Bran, you get the footage.
618
00:43:02,617 --> 00:43:04,619
But everything you do
619
00:43:04,655 --> 00:43:06,952
goes through me first,
all right?
620
00:43:06,988 --> 00:43:09,120
I don't want you
posting none of this.
621
00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:12,295
And don't show anybody
who's not a Dokker.
622
00:43:12,330 --> 00:43:14,391
- Got it?
- Got it.
623
00:43:15,901 --> 00:43:19,704
Scribble will be able to see
everything that you do remotely.
624
00:43:20,436 --> 00:43:22,201
Just so you know.
625
00:43:25,277 --> 00:43:27,679
[ominous music playing]
626
00:43:35,387 --> 00:43:37,854
[suspenseful music playing]
627
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,049
[creature breathing heavily]
628
00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:30,137
[creature sniffs]
629
00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:44,481
[creature snarls]
630
00:45:16,587 --> 00:45:18,988
[creature breathing heavily]
631
00:45:23,957 --> 00:45:27,362
- Do it. Please.
- [gun cocks]
632
00:45:27,397 --> 00:45:28,899
[Ayla gasps]
633
00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:31,867
[gunshot]
634
00:45:31,902 --> 00:45:34,733
- [intense music playing]
- [ears ringing]
635
00:45:34,769 --> 00:45:38,909
[creature growling]
636
00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:52,890
It... it can smell fear.
637
00:45:53,955 --> 00:45:56,086
Is that Max fact
or is that real?
638
00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:57,554
- [Bran screams]
- Motherfucker!
639
00:45:57,589 --> 00:46:00,298
- You son of a bitch!
- Bran, what is wrong with you?
640
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:01,663
[overlapping chatter]
641
00:46:01,698 --> 00:46:02,998
Where do you think you're going?
642
00:46:03,034 --> 00:46:05,233
- You think this is--
- You think this is funny?
643
00:46:05,268 --> 00:46:07,669
- What the hell
is wrong with you?
- Waste of space!
644
00:46:07,704 --> 00:46:09,004
Everybody shut the hell up!
645
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,470
Shut the hell up!
- [Ayla]
We're done with you now!
646
00:46:10,505 --> 00:46:11,642
[sighs]
647
00:46:11,677 --> 00:46:14,043
Okay, it's not just a Max fact,
okay.
648
00:46:14,078 --> 00:46:16,714
As soon as the thing
starts sniffing, it goes nuts.
649
00:46:16,749 --> 00:46:18,141
It's Mighty's insulin pump
setting it off.
650
00:46:18,177 --> 00:46:19,476
- It's not me.
- Yes, it is.
651
00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:20,949
- Come on.
- [Max]
It's not the insulin pump,
652
00:46:20,985 --> 00:46:22,853
It's not the insulin pump.
It's the insulin.
653
00:46:22,889 --> 00:46:25,381
All right, that thing
gives off a smell, right?
654
00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:27,953
So maybe it thinks
it's the smell of fear.
655
00:46:27,988 --> 00:46:29,658
- [laughs]
- [Max] What?
656
00:46:29,693 --> 00:46:31,725
How can anything smell fear?
657
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,633
Um, no, I believe it.
658
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:39,064
I mean, a few years ago
before I moved,
659
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,736
there was a dog,
it was a-a big dog
660
00:46:41,772 --> 00:46:43,600
a couple houses
down from me.
661
00:46:44,543 --> 00:46:46,010
And, man, I swear to God,
662
00:46:46,045 --> 00:46:49,511
like, if you showed that you
were even a little bit afraid,
663
00:46:49,546 --> 00:46:51,346
it would go crazy.
664
00:46:51,381 --> 00:46:52,510
Maybe...
665
00:46:53,882 --> 00:46:57,784
Maybe it's like... a bear.
666
00:46:57,820 --> 00:47:00,485
You know how people say...
667
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:04,757
it can smell when a girl...
668
00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:06,225
Okay, come on, Bran.
669
00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,797
- I don't have my period!
- [Max] Come on.
670
00:47:07,832 --> 00:47:09,294
- [Ayla] What the hell?
- Prove it then!
671
00:47:09,329 --> 00:47:11,134
- [indistinct yelling]
- Get outta here!
672
00:47:11,169 --> 00:47:13,799
- I swear to God! Take him out!
- [Max] Everybody settle down.
673
00:47:13,835 --> 00:47:15,434
Let's just sit down.
674
00:47:16,374 --> 00:47:17,403
All right?
675
00:47:26,648 --> 00:47:28,150
What now?
676
00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:33,991
Guys, this is what
we're gonna do, all right?
677
00:47:34,624 --> 00:47:36,290
You and Max...
678
00:47:37,497 --> 00:47:39,291
figure out whatever you can.
679
00:47:39,326 --> 00:47:42,964
Snack, you and Bran,
you guys have to get
680
00:47:42,999 --> 00:47:44,698
as much coverage
on this as possible.
681
00:47:44,734 --> 00:47:47,004
We need that proof.
682
00:47:48,268 --> 00:47:51,171
Guys, what the hell
are we doing?
683
00:47:51,207 --> 00:47:53,877
We need to call the cops
or at least our parents.
684
00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:57,173
This thing could be an alien
for all we know.
685
00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:58,983
We are in over our heads.
686
00:47:59,018 --> 00:48:01,018
- [ominous music playing]
- [Ayla] You okay, Snack?
687
00:48:07,421 --> 00:48:10,489
I need to talk to you
once everyone leaves.
688
00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:17,034
[ominous music playing]
689
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:19,663
[Ayla] You haven't told anyone?
690
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,842
No, Ayla.
691
00:48:25,878 --> 00:48:28,078
And-and I swore I wouldn't,
didn't I?
692
00:48:29,075 --> 00:48:30,674
I mean, yeah, but...
693
00:48:31,981 --> 00:48:34,282
you seem kinda sketchy,
Snack.
694
00:48:40,526 --> 00:48:42,224
Do you still wanna tell?
695
00:48:46,365 --> 00:48:49,660
[sighs]
No.
696
00:48:52,668 --> 00:48:54,137
I hope not.
697
00:49:05,815 --> 00:49:07,447
Got monster shit on me.
698
00:49:09,622 --> 00:49:11,220
Everything good with Snack?
699
00:49:12,524 --> 00:49:14,016
Yeah, it's fine.
700
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,389
Come here.
701
00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:18,128
Something to cheer you up.
702
00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:22,264
Bran's perv pics
he got of you.
703
00:49:25,568 --> 00:49:26,534
Thanks.
704
00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:27,632
But wait...
705
00:49:28,374 --> 00:49:29,502
there's more.
706
00:49:31,005 --> 00:49:32,472
Jeni's personal cell.
707
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,478
You didn't?
708
00:49:36,514 --> 00:49:38,148
[chuckles]
709
00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:42,416
This is gonna be great.
710
00:49:45,986 --> 00:49:46,953
Thank you so much.
711
00:49:46,988 --> 00:49:49,522
[gentle music playing]
712
00:50:06,077 --> 00:50:09,179
Wait, I have something
I wanna show you first.
713
00:50:12,883 --> 00:50:14,646
Why don't you change then?
714
00:50:15,886 --> 00:50:18,056
You smell like monster shit.
715
00:50:27,062 --> 00:50:29,595
[upbeat rock music playing]
716
00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:06,731
[rock music continues]
717
00:51:19,949 --> 00:51:21,878
[rock music continues]
718
00:52:01,254 --> 00:52:04,327
[no audible dialogue]
719
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:07,330
[rock music continues]
720
00:52:55,044 --> 00:52:57,677
[no audible dialogue]
721
00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:20,469
[sighs]
722
00:53:22,402 --> 00:53:24,108
I called you both here because,
723
00:53:24,143 --> 00:53:27,407
well, obviously you
get A's on the project.
724
00:53:27,442 --> 00:53:30,380
I mean, yeah,
that video's incredible.
725
00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:35,117
[chuckles] Ten-thousand views
in just over two weeks.
726
00:53:35,153 --> 00:53:37,387
You definitely
hit the objective.
727
00:53:39,485 --> 00:53:42,425
This thing,
how'd you do it?
728
00:53:43,191 --> 00:53:46,230
Well, it's Crockamoley.
729
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:49,298
I'm sorry, Crock-Crock--
Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw?
730
00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:50,530
That's the urban legend
around here, right?
731
00:53:50,565 --> 00:53:53,201
It's not Lockjaw,
it's-it's Crockamoley.
732
00:53:53,237 --> 00:53:55,799
Okay, all right.
Well, Crockamoley
733
00:53:55,834 --> 00:53:58,308
is one scary special effect,
let me say.
734
00:53:58,343 --> 00:54:01,078
Well, it's actually kinda funny
that you say that.
735
00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:02,846
Yeah, we have a--
we have a friend.
736
00:54:02,881 --> 00:54:04,107
- Tom.
- Yeah, Tom.
737
00:54:04,209 --> 00:54:07,918
He, uh, you know, he does makeup
and special effects for movies.
738
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:11,352
Not anything major but indie.
739
00:54:11,387 --> 00:54:13,652
Well, let me tell you
to tell Tom,
740
00:54:13,687 --> 00:54:15,420
I think he's gonna win
an Oscar someday.
741
00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:16,721
This project is incredible.
742
00:54:16,756 --> 00:54:19,856
He went above and beyond
and so did you both.
743
00:54:19,891 --> 00:54:24,401
But I have to ask you
to take this video down.
744
00:54:24,901 --> 00:54:28,064
Um, uh, why?
745
00:54:29,769 --> 00:54:32,369
Well, gun violence
for one thing, Max.
746
00:54:32,404 --> 00:54:34,508
- They're digital effects.
- [Brent] I know that,
we've had complaints.
747
00:54:34,543 --> 00:54:37,581
Parents are very upset
over the content.
748
00:54:37,617 --> 00:54:40,813
They're describing it
as disturbing.
They're saying it's scary.
749
00:54:40,849 --> 00:54:44,454
They're saying the content
in this video is sick, Max.
750
00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:48,787
You both did... a little
too good of a job, I'm afraid.
751
00:54:48,822 --> 00:54:51,287
How can you tell it's us?
You can't see our faces.
752
00:54:51,323 --> 00:54:53,824
Well, because it's a high school
class project
and you're teenagers.
753
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,625
You can't keep a secret.
All the kids know, Max.
754
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:56,893
They're probably just jealous
755
00:54:56,929 --> 00:54:59,401
'cause their crappy little
Photoshop projects
756
00:54:59,436 --> 00:55:01,502
didn't turn out
nearly as good as ours did.
757
00:55:01,538 --> 00:55:04,700
Look, between you and me,
I understand that,
758
00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,542
and I couldn't agree more, Ayla.
759
00:55:06,577 --> 00:55:09,906
Now, but this project
has gotten me in more hot water
760
00:55:09,941 --> 00:55:11,945
with administration
than I care to touch on.
761
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,914
- Did Jeni lose it again?
- Punish us
for doing a great job.
762
00:55:14,949 --> 00:55:18,186
- Yeah, I get it.
- No, Max,
you're not being punished.
763
00:55:18,221 --> 00:55:19,917
You still get the A's, okay.
764
00:55:19,953 --> 00:55:22,086
It's just you-you made it
a little too lifelike.
765
00:55:22,121 --> 00:55:25,296
- It's a little too realistic.
- How is that our problem?
766
00:55:25,331 --> 00:55:28,462
Mr. Lewis, you can't
connect it to the school.
767
00:55:28,497 --> 00:55:29,893
You can't tell
who's in the video.
768
00:55:29,928 --> 00:55:32,435
I-I mean,
we even spoofed the IP address
769
00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:34,633
to make it look like
it comes from New Mexico.
770
00:55:34,668 --> 00:55:37,941
Look, we have thousands
of comments.
771
00:55:37,977 --> 00:55:40,273
This is how things spread.
772
00:55:40,308 --> 00:55:42,640
That's what you told us.
773
00:55:42,676 --> 00:55:45,079
"Oh, my God!"
"This is so good."
774
00:55:45,115 --> 00:55:47,116
"It looks so real."
775
00:55:47,151 --> 00:55:49,387
"Show us more Crockamoley."
776
00:55:49,422 --> 00:55:53,286
The comments just keep going.
It says, it says...
777
00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:55,920
[ominous music playing]
778
00:55:55,956 --> 00:55:59,496
- That...
- [Brent] What?
What does it say?
779
00:56:05,066 --> 00:56:06,630
Nothing.
780
00:56:06,665 --> 00:56:09,671
Look, I'm asking you both...
781
00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:13,037
with massive respect
for all of the hard work
782
00:56:13,073 --> 00:56:17,013
that went into this video,
please take the video down.
783
00:56:17,048 --> 00:56:23,881
Mr. Lewis, with all due respect
for everything you've taught us
about free speech,
784
00:56:23,917 --> 00:56:27,458
standing up for ourselves
and censorship...
785
00:56:32,027 --> 00:56:33,123
No.
786
00:56:37,766 --> 00:56:40,537
So I'm guessing you're gonna
fail us now, huh?
787
00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:44,936
No.
788
00:56:44,971 --> 00:56:47,808
- [ominous music playing]
- [insects chirping]
789
00:56:51,182 --> 00:56:53,209
Well, it started out great.
790
00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:56,418
Now everyone thinks it's fake.
791
00:56:56,453 --> 00:56:58,648
I mean, Ayla,
that's the internet.
792
00:56:58,684 --> 00:57:00,356
People shit on everything.
793
00:57:00,391 --> 00:57:02,420
Ten-thousand views
is pretty good.
794
00:57:02,455 --> 00:57:04,155
It was a good run.
795
00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:07,492
You wouldn't know a good run
if it hit you in your fat ass.
796
00:57:07,527 --> 00:57:08,959
The views have died off.
797
00:57:08,995 --> 00:57:13,134
It's because of these haters.
These losers!
798
00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,699
God, I hate people!
799
00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:17,574
People are over it.
It's boring.
800
00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:22,574
How the hell
are we supposed to do
the Crockamoley challenge
801
00:57:22,609 --> 00:57:24,812
if everyone says it's fake?
802
00:57:26,945 --> 00:57:31,115
Guys, we risked our lives
for an A.
803
00:57:32,258 --> 00:57:35,119
And then we are told
to take it down.
804
00:57:35,993 --> 00:57:37,523
Another lie!
805
00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:40,597
Another person screws us over!
806
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,705
Nothing ever turns out
like you're promised.
807
00:57:52,171 --> 00:57:54,912
God, I'd like to throw
one of those haters in there!
808
00:57:54,947 --> 00:57:58,180
Yeah, record that.
809
00:57:58,215 --> 00:58:00,177
And then we'll post it.
810
00:58:01,783 --> 00:58:04,783
I mean, that's what we
should do, right?
811
00:58:04,818 --> 00:58:07,019
Come on!
We should do that, right?
812
00:58:11,492 --> 00:58:13,663
[insulin pump beeping]
813
00:58:14,962 --> 00:58:18,267
Um, sorry guys.
I figured out why it's beeping.
814
00:58:18,302 --> 00:58:20,597
It's got a leak or something.
815
00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:23,336
I'll just fix that.
816
00:58:23,372 --> 00:58:24,667
[Crockamoley growls]
817
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:27,710
Shut the hell up!
818
00:58:28,408 --> 00:58:31,648
[screams]
819
00:59:02,415 --> 00:59:05,814
- [Bran on video] Tada!
- [man screams]
820
00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:10,687
[man screaming]
821
00:59:19,692 --> 00:59:22,193
[Bran on video] Tada!
822
00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:26,802
[gentle music playing]
823
01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:31,895
Why are you doing this?
824
01:01:31,931 --> 01:01:32,961
Why?
825
01:01:34,763 --> 01:01:37,361
We can't do this.
We can't...
826
01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:46,876
Get off. Stop!
827
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:48,746
Please.
828
01:01:52,548 --> 01:01:53,949
[Scribble] So what?
829
01:01:54,946 --> 01:01:56,248
You gonna fucking tell?
830
01:01:57,815 --> 01:01:59,185
Is that it?
831
01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:03,453
You swore.
832
01:02:11,997 --> 01:02:14,464
Why are you scared of us?
833
01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:20,140
I'm not.
834
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,308
[clicks tongue]
What would Crockamoley think?
835
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:28,117
[sniffles]
I have to get out of here.
836
01:02:28,152 --> 01:02:29,413
So go.
837
01:02:30,586 --> 01:02:32,449
[dramatic music playing]
838
01:02:56,547 --> 01:02:58,580
[Mighty] This is messed up.
839
01:02:58,616 --> 01:02:59,911
I mean, what if he flips out?
840
01:02:59,946 --> 01:03:02,081
What do we do?
What then?
841
01:03:02,117 --> 01:03:06,923
Shut up, you blubbering baby.
This is great.
842
01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:10,020
All right,
you have my attention.
843
01:03:10,055 --> 01:03:11,661
I haven't eaten in a few days.
844
01:03:11,697 --> 01:03:13,794
All right, man.
Well, you're in luck.
845
01:03:13,830 --> 01:03:16,600
All you gotta do,
come with us.
846
01:03:16,635 --> 01:03:20,066
We'll give you like...
a hundred bucks.
847
01:03:20,101 --> 01:03:22,637
You! You're the one
who set my hat on fire.
848
01:03:22,672 --> 01:03:25,036
Hey, hey, man.
You're good.
849
01:03:25,072 --> 01:03:27,903
All is good.
He won't touch you.
850
01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,237
We promise.
851
01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:32,349
Come on.
It's only a short walk.
852
01:03:32,384 --> 01:03:35,017
[ominous music playing]
853
01:03:35,782 --> 01:03:37,283
Do you wanna see?
854
01:03:40,357 --> 01:03:41,584
See what?
855
01:03:44,396 --> 01:03:45,858
You want me to go in here?
856
01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,926
We're gonna go in with you.
857
01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:51,296
Oh, good, 'cause for a second
858
01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:55,505
I thought you guys
might leave me the fuck alone.
859
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,270
What's in there anyway, huh?
860
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:01,411
Are you guys buying me a car?
861
01:04:01,446 --> 01:04:04,374
[Scribble] Just go, man.
862
01:04:04,409 --> 01:04:06,977
What the hell
is wrong with you kids, huh?
863
01:04:07,012 --> 01:04:08,518
Why are you doing this?
864
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:09,950
[Bran] We're shooting a video.
865
01:04:09,985 --> 01:04:13,654
We just wanna see your reaction.
Come on.
866
01:04:13,689 --> 01:04:14,752
[ominous music playing]
867
01:04:14,788 --> 01:04:15,888
The last time
868
01:04:15,923 --> 01:04:18,193
I starred in one of your videos,
869
01:04:18,228 --> 01:04:21,364
you set me on fire
while I was asleep,
you little shit.
870
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:22,460
[Scribble] Just go!
871
01:04:23,201 --> 01:04:24,599
[groans]
872
01:04:24,634 --> 01:04:27,669
[ominous music playing]
873
01:04:27,704 --> 01:04:29,973
[Crockamoley sniffs and snorts]
874
01:04:34,479 --> 01:04:36,111
What the hell is that?
875
01:04:38,447 --> 01:04:39,950
[sighs]
876
01:04:42,246 --> 01:04:44,548
[Crockamoley sniffs and snorts]
877
01:04:49,187 --> 01:04:51,159
Is this some sort of joke?
878
01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:52,523
Huh?
879
01:04:53,927 --> 01:04:55,933
What the hell is this?
880
01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:05,608
[Crockamoley snorts]
881
01:05:05,643 --> 01:05:07,604
[suspenseful music playing]
882
01:05:31,501 --> 01:05:33,964
[laughing]
883
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,304
[Crockamoley snorts]
884
01:05:39,405 --> 01:05:42,045
Is this some sort
of prank video, huh?
885
01:05:42,778 --> 01:05:45,680
This shit is awful.
886
01:05:45,715 --> 01:05:48,051
[intense music playing]
887
01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:52,550
[choking]
888
01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,596
[body thuds]
889
01:06:00,631 --> 01:06:02,664
[intense music playing]
890
01:06:02,699 --> 01:06:04,529
We just killed that guy!
891
01:06:15,842 --> 01:06:18,513
There's another
Crockamoley video
or whatever the hell it is.
892
01:06:18,549 --> 01:06:19,676
Did you see it?
893
01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:22,250
The shit looks real.
894
01:06:22,286 --> 01:06:25,789
- [girl] Damn.
How'd they do that?
- I know, right?
895
01:06:25,824 --> 01:06:28,025
Oh shit,
we're already late to class.
896
01:06:30,359 --> 01:06:33,030
[homeless man] Is thissome sort of prank video, huh?
897
01:06:33,730 --> 01:06:36,231
This shit is awful.
898
01:06:39,263 --> 01:06:41,698
[ominous music playing]
899
01:06:56,418 --> 01:06:58,583
So what time do you
think you're gonna get here?
900
01:06:58,618 --> 01:07:00,856
[Scribble on phone]
Give me, like, ten minutes.
901
01:07:00,891 --> 01:07:04,553
All right.
So plan on an hour then.
902
01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:06,121
[Scribble]
I always come on time.
903
01:07:06,157 --> 01:07:08,824
Yeah. We'll see.
904
01:07:16,201 --> 01:07:18,174
I came to get something.
905
01:07:26,377 --> 01:07:28,646
I'm not as stupid as you think.
906
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:32,386
I need to get it.
907
01:07:35,491 --> 01:07:39,426
[Mike] I can't believe you guys
hangout in this shit hole.
908
01:07:40,525 --> 01:07:42,495
[Ayla]
That's what I say about home.
909
01:08:00,651 --> 01:08:02,218
Is it in there?
910
01:08:02,982 --> 01:08:04,385
In there.
911
01:08:06,357 --> 01:08:09,459
Does your boyfriend in there
think he's gonna jump me?
912
01:08:09,495 --> 01:08:12,825
[chuckles] No.
913
01:08:12,861 --> 01:08:14,428
Definitely not.
914
01:08:19,604 --> 01:08:20,896
Come and get it.
915
01:08:30,308 --> 01:08:33,150
[ominous music playing]
916
01:08:51,033 --> 01:08:52,966
You think I'm fucking stupid?
917
01:08:53,001 --> 01:08:54,765
[intense music playing]
918
01:08:58,677 --> 01:09:00,705
Where's my fucking gun?
919
01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:06,744
[gunshot]
920
01:09:10,050 --> 01:09:12,321
[gasping softly]
921
01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:17,660
[body thuds]
922
01:09:17,696 --> 01:09:19,559
[Crockamoley growls]
923
01:09:20,962 --> 01:09:22,859
[Mike screams]
924
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:28,667
[Crockamoley growls]
925
01:09:32,743 --> 01:09:35,344
[Mike screams]
926
01:09:43,616 --> 01:09:46,619
- [Crockamoley growls]
- [Mike screams]
927
01:09:52,928 --> 01:09:55,364
[Mike screams]
928
01:09:57,768 --> 01:09:59,599
[Ayla] Shut up!
929
01:10:00,164 --> 01:10:01,502
Geez.
930
01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:04,466
[scoffs]
931
01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:07,970
[ominous music playing]
932
01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:22,985
Hi. Jeni?
933
01:10:26,324 --> 01:10:28,325
It's-it's Ayla.
934
01:10:28,361 --> 01:10:31,730
No, please, don't hang up.
935
01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:37,707
I... I just wanted to say
936
01:10:37,743 --> 01:10:41,971
that I'm so sorry...
937
01:10:43,313 --> 01:10:45,810
for the way
I've treated you since...
938
01:10:46,947 --> 01:10:48,318
forever.
939
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,015
I wanna make it up to you.
940
01:10:58,691 --> 01:11:02,098
Is this all
part of the project, hmm?
941
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,993
Convince the teacher
this is real?
942
01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:08,269
It is, Mr. Lewis, I-I swear.
943
01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:12,875
Everything you saw
on that channel is real.
944
01:11:12,910 --> 01:11:15,342
No, it-it looks real.
945
01:11:15,377 --> 01:11:16,406
It looks real,
I'll give you that,
946
01:11:16,441 --> 01:11:17,972
but, look, I still think
947
01:11:18,008 --> 01:11:19,742
y'all are trying to Punk me
or something.
948
01:11:19,777 --> 01:11:21,050
Are you
recording this right now?
949
01:11:21,086 --> 01:11:22,048
- No.
- Are you recording this?
950
01:11:22,084 --> 01:11:25,715
No, no, please. No.
951
01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,487
You know, Max,
he came and told me
952
01:11:27,522 --> 01:11:30,525
that you guys
have a friend who does effects.
953
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,961
- Is that not true?
- No, those are his Max facts.
954
01:11:32,996 --> 01:11:34,463
- It's not true?
- No.
955
01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:37,026
[scoffs]
956
01:11:37,061 --> 01:11:39,436
So I'm supposed to not believe
his reasonable story
957
01:11:39,471 --> 01:11:44,066
for yours about a monster
that feeds on homeless people?
958
01:11:47,206 --> 01:11:48,609
Yeah, okay.
959
01:11:59,154 --> 01:12:00,588
I'll take you there.
960
01:12:01,285 --> 01:12:02,656
Tonight.
961
01:12:12,430 --> 01:12:16,703
[Jeni sobbing]
962
01:12:32,784 --> 01:12:35,854
[Scribble]
Why? Is it for the likes?
963
01:12:37,126 --> 01:12:38,992
Because I hate her.
964
01:12:39,028 --> 01:12:40,694
[Jeni sobbing]
965
01:12:43,935 --> 01:12:46,164
Aw, you scared, Jeni?
966
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,003
[sobs] Please!
967
01:12:48,038 --> 01:12:50,638
Please, just let me go.
968
01:12:51,335 --> 01:12:52,673
Please.
969
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:55,973
[ominous music playing]
970
01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:25,702
- [Crockamoley snorts]
- [Ayla] Since first grade,
971
01:13:25,737 --> 01:13:29,371
you've cried,
pissed your pants...
972
01:13:29,407 --> 01:13:30,774
[whimpers]
973
01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:35,548
...dragged every class
we're in to a halt.
974
01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:41,755
We get told,
oh, you're just different.
975
01:13:45,427 --> 01:13:49,229
But you get
the same grades as me!
976
01:13:49,264 --> 01:13:51,798
We're not the same, bitch!
977
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:58,168
[Jeni whimpers]
978
01:13:58,204 --> 01:13:59,542
Now...
979
01:14:02,379 --> 01:14:08,617
see the difference
between you and me.
980
01:14:09,215 --> 01:14:10,283
Do it.
981
01:14:10,319 --> 01:14:13,622
[Jeni] Stop it! No, stop!
982
01:14:18,227 --> 01:14:19,859
[Crockamoley snorting]
983
01:14:23,761 --> 01:14:26,261
[suspenseful music playing]
984
01:14:39,611 --> 01:14:44,653
[intense music playing]
985
01:14:53,428 --> 01:14:56,393
- [screams]
- [growling]
986
01:14:56,429 --> 01:14:58,733
[bones crack]
987
01:15:11,676 --> 01:15:13,814
[ominous music playing]
988
01:15:15,853 --> 01:15:16,916
[sighs]
989
01:15:22,786 --> 01:15:25,188
[Crockamoley shrieks]
990
01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:28,294
- [knocks on window]
- [gasps]
991
01:15:28,329 --> 01:15:31,161
[breathes heavily]
992
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:34,335
What the hell is wrong with you?
993
01:15:34,371 --> 01:15:36,632
It's on foot from here.
Come on.
994
01:15:36,668 --> 01:15:39,136
[crickets chirping]
995
01:15:57,994 --> 01:15:59,255
Hey.
996
01:16:04,368 --> 01:16:05,965
Y'all have permission
to be here?
997
01:16:10,404 --> 01:16:12,004
[sniffs] Come on.
998
01:16:24,582 --> 01:16:25,985
Mr. Lewis...
999
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,021
[sighs]
1000
01:16:31,261 --> 01:16:32,557
You can't be scared.
1001
01:16:32,592 --> 01:16:35,624
It... It can smell fear.
1002
01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:37,493
It'll go nuts.
1003
01:16:37,528 --> 01:16:38,767
Really?
1004
01:16:39,633 --> 01:16:41,202
- It smells fear?
- Yeah.
1005
01:16:41,238 --> 01:16:44,307
- Really?
- Yes.
1006
01:16:44,342 --> 01:16:47,474
[scoffs]
Okay, I tried, Snack.
1007
01:16:47,509 --> 01:16:48,843
- I tried.
- Mr. Lewis--
1008
01:16:48,911 --> 01:16:50,911
- Have you lost your mind?
- It's not a trick, okay.
1009
01:16:50,947 --> 01:16:53,309
Would I bring you down here
if it wasn't so important?
1010
01:16:54,483 --> 01:16:56,950
Please, you have to believe me.
1011
01:16:57,816 --> 01:17:01,053
[suspenseful music playing]
1012
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:09,699
Yeah, we're all clear.
1013
01:17:11,599 --> 01:17:13,362
I still got some water in here.
1014
01:17:14,832 --> 01:17:17,437
- [sighs]
- [coughs]
1015
01:17:17,472 --> 01:17:19,170
Oh, it stinks in here.
1016
01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:26,848
All right,
where's this boogeyman?
1017
01:17:32,256 --> 01:17:37,122
[Crockamoley snarling]
1018
01:17:50,604 --> 01:17:53,875
What the hell is this?
1019
01:17:56,607 --> 01:17:58,847
[snarls]
1020
01:18:08,753 --> 01:18:11,288
[gulps water]
1021
01:18:16,563 --> 01:18:17,965
That's Crockamoley.
1022
01:18:24,135 --> 01:18:27,238
This... this isn't
a guy in a suit?
1023
01:18:27,971 --> 01:18:30,780
- Seriously?
- No.
1024
01:18:31,812 --> 01:18:33,743
- Huh...
- [Crockamoley snorts]
1025
01:18:33,779 --> 01:18:36,819
Oh, my... Oh, my...
1026
01:18:38,021 --> 01:18:41,621
- Oh, my God.
- Mr. Lewis--
Mr. Lewis, calm down.
1027
01:18:41,656 --> 01:18:43,922
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
1028
01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:45,590
- [bucket clanks]
- [Snack] Calm down.
1029
01:18:45,626 --> 01:18:47,922
[breathing heavily]
1030
01:18:47,958 --> 01:18:49,761
[Crockamoley snorts]
1031
01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:52,499
What the hell
did you kids do?
1032
01:18:52,534 --> 01:18:54,903
[intense music playing]
1033
01:19:00,211 --> 01:19:01,976
Hi, Mr. Lewis.
1034
01:19:04,446 --> 01:19:07,113
This... this thing.
1035
01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:09,984
This is real.
1036
01:19:10,681 --> 01:19:11,953
Sure is.
1037
01:19:15,688 --> 01:19:17,519
[Snack] Calm down.
1038
01:19:20,092 --> 01:19:22,331
Why'd you
bring him here, Snack?
1039
01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:24,460
[Crockamoley snarling]
1040
01:19:28,404 --> 01:19:29,536
[Ayla] You lied.
1041
01:19:29,571 --> 01:19:32,036
You guys killed somebody.
1042
01:19:32,071 --> 01:19:33,739
- You're murderers!
- So are you.
1043
01:19:33,774 --> 01:19:35,169
Is that why you brought me here?
1044
01:19:35,205 --> 01:19:37,511
- No.
- To fucking kill me?
1045
01:19:37,547 --> 01:19:39,681
[Snack] No. Mr. Lewis, no.
1046
01:19:39,716 --> 01:19:41,848
- [Crockamoley growls]
- [gun cocks]
1047
01:19:41,883 --> 01:19:46,420
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
He's a teacher.
1048
01:19:46,456 --> 01:19:48,451
Hey, hey, hey, just...
1049
01:19:48,487 --> 01:19:52,053
- No, stay! Hey, hey, hey!
- Let us go, or I let it go.
1050
01:19:52,088 --> 01:19:54,096
I can't let you do that.
1051
01:19:54,132 --> 01:19:55,026
Relax. Okay.
1052
01:19:55,061 --> 01:19:57,230
You wanna see
what happened to Jeni?
1053
01:19:57,266 --> 01:19:58,432
Bran!
1054
01:19:58,468 --> 01:19:59,761
[Crockamoley snorts]
1055
01:19:59,796 --> 01:20:01,299
Jeni?
1056
01:20:03,536 --> 01:20:04,604
Come on.
1057
01:20:04,639 --> 01:20:05,974
[intense music playing]
1058
01:20:11,308 --> 01:20:13,883
- [screaming]
- [flesh squelches]
1059
01:20:20,191 --> 01:20:21,520
[gunshot]
1060
01:20:21,556 --> 01:20:24,126
[ears ringing]
1061
01:20:24,162 --> 01:20:26,159
[groaning]
1062
01:20:31,028 --> 01:20:33,828
[Crockamoley growls]
1063
01:20:33,864 --> 01:20:35,872
[gunshot]
1064
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,608
[Scribble] Get out of the way!
1065
01:20:41,643 --> 01:20:44,012
[intense music playing]
1066
01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:50,719
Go!
1067
01:20:50,754 --> 01:20:52,988
- [screams]
- [Crockamoley snarls]
1068
01:21:16,843 --> 01:21:18,874
[Mighty whimpering]
1069
01:21:18,909 --> 01:21:22,278
[screaming]
1070
01:21:22,314 --> 01:21:25,284
- [flesh squelches]
- [Mighty screams]
1071
01:21:27,117 --> 01:21:29,618
[intense music playing]
1072
01:21:31,858 --> 01:21:34,194
[ride clanks and whirs]
1073
01:21:35,025 --> 01:21:36,460
[Snack] Ayla!
1074
01:21:56,783 --> 01:21:58,748
[Bran screams]
1075
01:21:58,783 --> 01:22:00,022
[roars]
1076
01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:05,423
[intense music playing]
1077
01:22:28,011 --> 01:22:30,144
[panting]
1078
01:22:30,180 --> 01:22:32,252
[Crockamoley snarls]
1079
01:22:38,191 --> 01:22:40,194
- [screams]
- [flesh squelches]
1080
01:22:41,862 --> 01:22:43,593
[Crockamoley roars]
1081
01:22:47,164 --> 01:22:49,568
[intense music playing]
1082
01:22:49,604 --> 01:22:51,535
[panting]
1083
01:22:55,576 --> 01:22:57,244
[grunts]
1084
01:23:04,586 --> 01:23:07,023
[panting]
1085
01:23:23,134 --> 01:23:25,668
[Crockamoley growling]
1086
01:23:50,161 --> 01:23:53,663
[intense music playing]
1087
01:24:51,555 --> 01:24:54,427
- [Crockamoley growling]
- [Ayla sobbing]
1088
01:25:03,507 --> 01:25:04,901
[whimpers]
1089
01:25:04,936 --> 01:25:07,101
Open up!
1090
01:25:07,137 --> 01:25:09,178
[sobbing]
1091
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,679
[wincing]
1092
01:25:17,985 --> 01:25:19,914
[Crockamoley growls]
1093
01:25:22,053 --> 01:25:24,622
[sobbing]
1094
01:25:34,001 --> 01:25:36,172
[Crockamoley growls]
1095
01:25:39,941 --> 01:25:42,442
[Crockamoley growls]
1096
01:25:45,177 --> 01:25:47,744
[Crockamoley growls]
1097
01:25:53,251 --> 01:25:55,950
[Crockamoley growls]
1098
01:26:02,864 --> 01:26:04,530
[Snack sobbing]
1099
01:26:15,108 --> 01:26:16,839
[Crockamoley snorts]
1100
01:26:18,847 --> 01:26:20,975
[Snack sobbing]
1101
01:26:23,688 --> 01:26:26,486
[Crockamoley growls]
1102
01:26:35,897 --> 01:26:38,762
[Ayla screaming]
1103
01:26:39,968 --> 01:26:44,339
[screaming continues]
1104
01:26:52,045 --> 01:26:55,812
[Snack screaming]
1105
01:26:59,790 --> 01:27:02,852
[dramatic music playing]
1106
01:27:10,029 --> 01:27:11,894
[sobbing]
1107
01:27:14,870 --> 01:27:17,537
[Snack screams]
1108
01:27:27,048 --> 01:27:29,380
[eerie music playing]
1109
01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:31,012
[Ken]
Good evening, boys and ghouls.
1110
01:27:31,047 --> 01:27:33,154
You're listening to
Where the Scary Things Are.
1111
01:27:33,189 --> 01:27:34,783
I'm your host,Monster Mash Ken,
1112
01:27:34,819 --> 01:27:36,523
and with meis the Mistress of Darkness,
1113
01:27:36,558 --> 01:27:39,328
the Queen of Fright,the Lady of the Night, Muse.
1114
01:27:39,363 --> 01:27:42,296
Also joining usis Crista Creature and Whirl.
1115
01:27:42,332 --> 01:27:44,228
All right, so we got somethingspecial as always.
1116
01:27:44,263 --> 01:27:48,270
I came acrossthis found footage filmcalled The Legend of Lockjaw.
1117
01:27:48,306 --> 01:27:50,598
I wanna read the descriptionto our audience.
1118
01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:52,274
Uh, we've watched this film
1119
01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:53,639
and we're gonna talk aboutthat in a second,
1120
01:27:53,674 --> 01:27:55,607
but here's the description:"Three years ago,
1121
01:27:55,642 --> 01:27:57,543
seven children disappearedwithout a trace.
1122
01:27:57,578 --> 01:27:59,280
This footage was foundby a security guard
1123
01:27:59,315 --> 01:28:01,281
for some Halloweenhaunted attraction.
1124
01:28:01,316 --> 01:28:02,643
Were they weretaken by Lockjaw,
1125
01:28:02,679 --> 01:28:04,682
a local monster urban legend,
1126
01:28:04,717 --> 01:28:07,254
or something worse?This is their story."
1127
01:28:07,290 --> 01:28:09,357
Muse, what did youthink about it?
1128
01:28:09,392 --> 01:28:12,021
[Muse] Well, yeah,like you said, we watched this
1129
01:28:12,056 --> 01:28:14,963
and honestly, I gotta sayI think this is bullshit.
1130
01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:19,401
Um, I wanted to believe it,but it's-it's so fake.You can see how they did it.
1131
01:28:19,436 --> 01:28:21,467
[Ken] Yeah, you know,I'm a schmuck when it comes to
1132
01:28:21,502 --> 01:28:23,537
anything technicalinvolving the computer,
1133
01:28:23,573 --> 01:28:27,068
but even I on my own laptopcould do a better job.
1134
01:28:27,104 --> 01:28:29,510
You know, if you wanna fool us,and we're horror experts,
1135
01:28:29,545 --> 01:28:31,276
you better show somethinga little bit more than
1136
01:28:31,312 --> 01:28:33,148
bargain basement effort here.
1137
01:28:33,184 --> 01:28:34,882
[Whirl]
Yeah, I am so with you guys.
1138
01:28:34,918 --> 01:28:36,350
Hard pass for me.
1139
01:28:36,386 --> 01:28:39,218
This found footagedied so, so long ago.
1140
01:28:39,253 --> 01:28:41,489
Man, it's fake, fake, fake.
1141
01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:43,919
[Ken] We have a guy onlinewho claims to be Snack.
1142
01:28:43,954 --> 01:28:45,890
Allegedly, one of the kidsin this footage.
1143
01:28:45,925 --> 01:28:48,962
So let's welcome Snack to
Where the Scary Things Are.
1144
01:28:48,998 --> 01:28:50,426
[Crockamoley roars]
1145
01:28:50,461 --> 01:28:52,698
[ominous music playing]
1146
01:29:39,445 --> 01:29:41,813
[soft rock music playing]
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