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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,033 --> 00:00:28,988 THE GRAND DUKES 2 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:51,926 - Jean-Paul! - Hi, Eddie. 3 00:01:58,226 --> 00:01:59,399 Taxi! 4 00:02:23,295 --> 00:02:25,771 - "What is he doing?" - "He must be lost."” 5 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,900 "He should be here." 6 00:02:32,635 --> 00:02:35,199 "Irene, how nice! You look gorgeous! 7 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,849 "I'm a little late, it's true. 8 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:41,281 "Traffic is heavy. So I went by the kitchen. 9 00:02:41,499 --> 00:02:42,932 "And it's shorter."” 10 00:02:43,845 --> 00:02:46,929 "What you did was unspeakable.” 11 00:02:48,016 --> 00:02:49,449 - "Lucien!” - "Enough, Irene.” 12 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,230 "You shouldn't hit him." 13 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:54,576 "Trust me. That lout will bother you no more." 14 00:02:55,619 --> 00:02:56,878 Where are you going? 15 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,268 - This is my... - Your what? 16 00:02:59,616 --> 00:03:01,571 Voice gone, throat spray. 17 00:03:01,788 --> 00:03:03,613 Be back soon, or you're fired. 18 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:07,001 I'll be back in half an hour! Of course. 19 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:31,896 - Have you seen the time? - I'm here now. 20 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:35,024 Give me my key. 21 00:03:35,242 --> 00:03:36,763 - What key? - To my house. 22 00:03:36,979 --> 00:03:39,891 - Listen, you'll laugh at this. - I've laughed enough. 23 00:03:40,064 --> 00:03:42,497 You're not saying that you and I... 24 00:03:42,671 --> 00:03:43,888 Leave me alone! 25 00:03:44,104 --> 00:03:46,842 I like you, Eddie. But you're tiring. 26 00:03:56,096 --> 00:03:57,964 - Are you Lajoie? - Yes. 27 00:03:58,181 --> 00:04:02,265 I want you to do it more flabbergasted. You see? 28 00:04:02,396 --> 00:04:04,264 Of course. With pleasure. 29 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,913 Flabbergasted! 30 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,083 "Who is it?" 31 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:16,428 "Does Mme Lajoie live here?" 32 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:19,644 "What is this, a convention? Can't you see I'm busy? 33 00:04:19,904 --> 00:04:22,294 "Busy! You understand?" 34 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:25,552 "It's the 25th. And it's tonight." 35 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:28,332 "Tonight? Mme Lajoie lives on the 5th. 36 00:04:28,854 --> 00:04:30,766 "Go on! And give her my best." 37 00:04:35,805 --> 00:04:36,631 Goodnight. 38 00:04:36,848 --> 00:04:39,542 Better. But you could be more stupid. 39 00:04:39,716 --> 00:04:41,236 You see? Moronic. 40 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,626 Doltish. 41 00:04:44,365 --> 00:04:45,624 I'll work on it. 42 00:04:47,493 --> 00:04:49,014 See you tomorrow! 43 00:04:49,534 --> 00:04:50,968 Can I have my money? 44 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:53,835 - You've had it. - Yes, but it's Tuesday. 45 00:04:55,530 --> 00:04:56,573 I have to beg! 46 00:04:58,136 --> 00:04:59,223 Like children. 47 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,611 Never get old. Don't make that mistake. 48 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,520 Papa, you promised you'd be good! 49 00:05:10,345 --> 00:05:11,953 - Where are you going? - A meeting. 50 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:14,473 An absolutely huge deal. 51 00:05:14,603 --> 00:05:17,861 The return of Victor Vialat! 52 00:05:21,598 --> 00:05:22,989 "Bon appétit, gentlemen! 53 00:05:23,205 --> 00:05:26,421 "O upright ministers!" 54 00:05:32,894 --> 00:05:36,370 "May this day begin and end 55 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:40,063 "without Titus ever seeing Bérénice..." 56 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,539 Give youngsters a chance? You're joking! 57 00:05:43,755 --> 00:05:46,840 I'm electrified, old chap. Taking off! 58 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,229 Farting flames! 59 00:05:50,706 --> 00:05:52,531 - Vialat. - Yes. No. 60 00:05:53,314 --> 00:05:54,704 Athés Agency? 61 00:05:55,008 --> 00:05:58,353 You're keeping my fees. That's embezzlement. 62 00:05:58,788 --> 00:06:01,047 I'm just keeping what's ours. 63 00:06:03,089 --> 00:06:05,305 I shall have to change agents. 64 00:06:05,435 --> 00:06:07,086 Then change! 65 00:06:07,303 --> 00:06:09,867 If you didn't ask for advances, 66 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,604 you'd get your fees. 67 00:06:11,822 --> 00:06:13,603 Bureaucrat! 68 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:17,340 No. Vialat. 69 00:06:17,556 --> 00:06:20,380 - You have an appointment? - I've been waiting... 70 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:22,379 Hold the line, please. 71 00:06:23,248 --> 00:06:26,028 Heard the latest? I'm going with Shapiron. 72 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:27,853 In Scoubidou, 73 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:31,938 with Carla Milo. Two months, then Paris, the Palais-Royal. 74 00:06:32,111 --> 00:06:34,066 How are you? It's been ages! 75 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,630 I'm going with Shapiron. 76 00:06:35,847 --> 00:06:37,021 Shapiron the younger... 77 00:06:40,453 --> 00:06:42,625 I asked for 5 minutes' peace, 78 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:44,320 for crying out loud! Out! 79 00:06:44,536 --> 00:06:46,318 - Sorry... - Close that fucking door 80 00:06:46,578 --> 00:06:48,143 and don't come back! 81 00:06:51,227 --> 00:06:52,444 You're too kind. 82 00:06:52,618 --> 00:06:55,485 Be a little more... I'll see to him. 83 00:06:55,702 --> 00:06:57,397 No! He was just... 84 00:06:58,179 --> 00:06:59,222 Maude! 85 00:06:59,439 --> 00:07:00,395 Yes? 86 00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:03,740 I dreamt of you all night. We were naked. 87 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:11,430 What? 88 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:13,298 Sorry, I have Mr Carpentier... 89 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,774 Not him. Anyone but him! 90 00:07:19,598 --> 00:07:22,682 What are you doing here? Haven't you retired? 91 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:27,809 Not at bit! I was travelling. Haven't you given up yet? 92 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:31,893 Are you joking? This is my boom period. 93 00:07:32,154 --> 00:07:32,979 Well! 94 00:07:34,152 --> 00:07:35,759 Hi, Eddie. All right? 95 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,279 You're Victor Vialat. Heard the latest? 96 00:07:38,497 --> 00:07:40,973 - Vialat. - I'm going with young Shapiron 97 00:07:41,234 --> 00:07:42,972 on tour. - Good for you. 98 00:07:43,146 --> 00:07:45,578 Listen. It's a stroke of luck! 99 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,706 Scoubidou, it's called. Big production. 100 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,530 It is a comedy, though. With Carla Milo it has to be. 101 00:07:52,704 --> 00:07:54,051 Imagine that! 102 00:07:54,268 --> 00:07:56,397 An actor should never despair. 103 00:07:56,571 --> 00:07:58,613 You're right. I cross my fingers. 104 00:07:58,873 --> 00:08:01,219 It's almost signed. We go in 2 days. 105 00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:02,914 I know my lines backwards. 106 00:08:03,174 --> 00:08:05,173 - Backwards! - I hope so! 107 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:06,868 As you should. 108 00:08:07,128 --> 00:08:09,778 You know old Danos? We're a trio. 109 00:08:09,952 --> 00:08:11,559 They needed 3 pensioners. 110 00:08:16,859 --> 00:08:18,728 - It's signed? - All but. 111 00:08:18,945 --> 00:08:21,118 - All but? - Shapiron? 112 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,551 The son. The old man's dead. 113 00:08:23,811 --> 00:08:26,679 That's absolutely wonderful. 114 00:08:26,852 --> 00:08:29,459 Break a leg, chum. And I mean it! 115 00:08:32,761 --> 00:08:33,586 Wait. 116 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,585 You know young Shapiron? 117 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:38,105 He can't be worse than his dad. 118 00:08:38,453 --> 00:08:40,755 A youngster. Leave him to me. 119 00:08:43,015 --> 00:08:43,840 Damn! 120 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,360 Is that him, there? 121 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:50,922 Looks like it. 122 00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:03,869 Well! It's young Shapiron! 123 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:04,998 That's funny. 124 00:09:05,259 --> 00:09:07,649 - Remember me? Vialat. - Carpentier. 125 00:09:07,822 --> 00:09:09,734 We knew you as a tot. 126 00:09:09,907 --> 00:09:12,515 I can see your father in you! 127 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:15,729 Same face, same warmth, eh? 128 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,250 The same. 129 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,292 We've taken up the torch again. 130 00:09:19,509 --> 00:09:21,421 - How's business? - Tough. 131 00:09:21,681 --> 00:09:24,158 - It seems so. - Touring is a trade. 132 00:09:24,332 --> 00:09:25,982 You have to be born to it. 133 00:09:26,156 --> 00:09:27,851 It's hereditary. 134 00:09:29,328 --> 00:09:31,848 But what's better than a tour? 135 00:09:31,978 --> 00:09:32,891 Nothing. 136 00:09:33,065 --> 00:09:35,802 You've put on some nice plays. 137 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:39,973 Still the same nonsense. Same crappy jokes. 138 00:09:40,494 --> 00:09:42,709 We play to packed or empty houses. 139 00:09:43,318 --> 00:09:46,142 That's how Shapiron manages. He makes flops. 140 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,877 Mr Shapiron! They want to take everything. 141 00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:53,832 I order you to settle the whole sum 142 00:09:54,049 --> 00:09:55,918 or we must begin seizing... 143 00:09:56,134 --> 00:09:58,610 You can see I'm in a meeting. Have some tact. 144 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:00,783 It's obvious! 145 00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:14,555 What do you want? 146 00:10:14,817 --> 00:10:17,945 - To help you. Scoubi... - Scoubidou. 147 00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:19,292 What about it? 148 00:10:19,508 --> 00:10:23,505 You almost hired actors who, unfortunately, may... 149 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,895 Paul Fichet and Danos Bert on. 150 00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:29,675 - So what? - They're no longer... well... 151 00:10:30,066 --> 00:10:31,847 We'll do it for half. 152 00:10:32,108 --> 00:10:35,063 - Half what? - Half price. 50 percent. 153 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:36,844 In a manner of speaking. 154 00:10:37,843 --> 00:10:40,841 Are the Scoubidou contracts signed? Paul Thingy... 155 00:10:41,101 --> 00:10:44,925 - Paul Fichet and Danos Bert on. - Are Fichet and Bert on signed? 156 00:10:45,142 --> 00:10:46,923 It should go out today. 157 00:10:47,141 --> 00:10:48,314 Cancel it. 158 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,790 They cut off the phone this morning. 159 00:10:51,007 --> 00:10:51,963 I can't. 160 00:10:52,224 --> 00:10:54,396 Post office! What do I pay you for? 161 00:10:54,656 --> 00:10:57,438 Well, you haven't paid me for... 162 00:10:57,654 --> 00:10:58,827 Yeah, right... 163 00:11:06,604 --> 00:11:08,038 Won't work. Never mind. 164 00:11:08,299 --> 00:11:10,819 - What won't? - You're two, we need three. 165 00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:14,121 Two? There are three of us, obviously. 166 00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:15,206 Where is he? 167 00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:17,205 - Who? - The third! 168 00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:19,507 Oh, he's... he's... 169 00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:20,854 He's free. 170 00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:22,809 - Who is? - Who? 171 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:26,806 Well, it's... It's... 1,000 if you get it. 172 00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:28,719 500 says you won't get it. 173 00:11:29,544 --> 00:11:31,195 It's... It's Cox. 174 00:11:32,455 --> 00:11:34,541 -- Yes-. 175 00:11:35,626 --> 00:11:38,103 Yes. It's Cox. Indeed. 176 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,710 A kind of apple? 177 00:11:39,927 --> 00:11:41,926 An actor, sir. 178 00:11:42,144 --> 00:11:44,490 They don't make them like him any more. 179 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:48,400 There were several prodigies. Now there's only him. Georges Cox! 180 00:11:49,399 --> 00:11:52,831 Exceptionally gifted. Yes. Exceptionally! 181 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,916 A giant. A mountain. 182 00:11:56,264 --> 00:11:58,653 A mountain of bloody trouble! 183 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,520 He's a lunatic, a maniac. 184 00:12:01,694 --> 00:12:03,605 No! He's a kind of... 185 00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:07,603 Indeed... How are you? 186 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,601 I gave way on gas pipes and common parts! 187 00:12:10,818 --> 00:12:13,077 I shall never yield on my walls! 188 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:15,163 Loser! We'll throw you out. 189 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:17,943 Nothingness! Dust! 190 00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:19,377 Neighbours! 191 00:12:19,811 --> 00:12:21,201 Barbarians! 192 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:23,939 He was mad, now he's dangerous. 193 00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:26,936 I'm supposed to be noisy?! What cheek! 194 00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:28,892 Soft wax! 195 00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:31,107 Earplug! 196 00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:35,408 Proximity has destroyed public-spiritedness. 197 00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:37,494 Georges, do you recognise us? 198 00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:40,492 You see now? Victor, Eddie. 199 00:12:42,186 --> 00:12:44,054 We've something exceptional 200 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:46,748 to offer you. A wonderful play. 201 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:49,354 A dream. They want you at any price. 202 00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:51,440 Shush! A child is asleep. 203 00:12:51,614 --> 00:12:52,830 - Who? - A tiny Cox. 204 00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:55,220 A pippin. Spitting image of me. 205 00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,565 - Leave me alone! - Come back. 206 00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,561 My daughter, my son-in-law. An odd chap. 207 00:13:04,604 --> 00:13:05,473 My son. 208 00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:07,993 Father of the boy. 209 00:13:18,768 --> 00:13:19,810 You all right? 210 00:13:25,024 --> 00:13:26,675 You have to watch it... 211 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,890 They stick pipes any old place. 212 00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:33,930 Why are you demolishing it? 213 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,711 For the baby! It's best. 214 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:38,840 Inside walls 215 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:40,186 attract moles. 216 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,618 - He's gone loopy. - He always was. 217 00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:48,746 I think he has a fucked-up gene. 218 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,002 Georges... 219 00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:58,347 Would you like us all to act together? It'd be... 220 00:13:58,521 --> 00:13:59,433 How much? 221 00:13:59,694 --> 00:14:01,736 - How much what? - Per day! 222 00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:03,822 Now you mention it... 223 00:14:04,039 --> 00:14:05,733 Let's talk terms! 224 00:14:06,732 --> 00:14:07,819 Staggering. 225 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,774 A tour for toffs! 226 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:12,902 The French provinces await with open arms. 227 00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:15,248 Provinces? I never leave Paris. 228 00:14:16,117 --> 00:14:17,203 Why not? 229 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,463 On principle. 230 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,505 It'd do you good to take the air. 231 00:14:20,766 --> 00:14:24,502 I've a family to support. A captain doesn't leave his ship. 232 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:28,239 You need some air. You're all grey and wrinkly. 233 00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:31,627 Provincial isn't my bag. No, gentlemen. 234 00:14:53,915 --> 00:14:57,260 Here. "Scoubidou, taken aback: Really, Walter!" 235 00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,084 You. "How much would you say? 236 00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:03,517 "Walter, thinking: No more than 35. 237 00:15:03,691 --> 00:15:04,950 "Scoubidou, about turn: 238 00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:08,817 "I mean your cheque, not my age!" 239 00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:13,466 "Walter: You're beautiful, Scoubidou. 240 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,855 "Scoubidou, backs off: Don't come near me! 241 00:15:16,073 --> 00:15:17,506 "I'm claustrophobic. 242 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:20,026 "It can strike at any time!" 243 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,545 Come on! 244 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:28,064 Come on! Admit it. It's funny, isn't it? 245 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,888 I want to know how much! 246 00:15:32,669 --> 00:15:36,145 No. That's not definitive. Just a vague project. 247 00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:38,534 - What's this? - Where? 248 00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:40,011 There! 249 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,834 That's... That's the price, isn't it? 250 00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:45,225 A rip-off! 251 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:47,180 No! It's voluntary work. 252 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:51,785 I've never been offered that! Not even for workshops! 253 00:15:52,264 --> 00:15:53,653 - Problem? - It's nothing. 254 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,217 Nausea on the bends. Travel sickness. 255 00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:57,868 Stop this vehicle! 256 00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,778 Come on. Let's have a sit down. 257 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,733 Amateurs! 258 00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:03,950 It is a problem! 259 00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:07,643 Don't be stubborn! All three of us are here. 260 00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:09,642 Don't you feel alive again? 261 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:12,422 I feel attacked by crabs! 262 00:16:12,988 --> 00:16:13,986 Stop! 263 00:16:36,882 --> 00:16:38,143 Where are you going? 264 00:16:38,317 --> 00:16:39,359 Home! 265 00:16:39,576 --> 00:16:41,183 What did he say? 266 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,573 It's too far! You can't do this! 267 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:48,352 My basic rate is non-negotiable. 268 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,304 Mr Shapiron? Yes. No! Just an unforeseen event. 269 00:16:55,695 --> 00:17:00,344 Cox. Cox! The new ones. A supplement. 270 00:17:00,648 --> 00:17:02,994 11,000. Plus matinees. 271 00:17:03,342 --> 00:17:04,689 He won't budge. 272 00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,077 Don't forget to speak for me too, because... 273 00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:13,160 Oh? Yes. Very well, Mr Shapiron. 274 00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:16,461 That's settled. The answer's yes! 275 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,980 You're lucky to get young Shapiron. 276 00:17:21,154 --> 00:17:23,109 A gentlemen, not like his father. 277 00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:25,021 Moneybags. Loaded. 278 00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:26,716 Fort Knox. 279 00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:30,539 I'm busy! 280 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:33,189 - It's for the poster. - What poster? 281 00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:36,230 Narbonne. They asked for a small format... 282 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,967 They asked for a small format? Here's a small format! 283 00:17:40,183 --> 00:17:41,270 Will that do? 284 00:17:41,488 --> 00:17:44,658 They'll never make Narbonne. They'll die on the way... 285 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,872 You want my photo? 286 00:18:05,426 --> 00:18:08,641 A big pale blue leather case with straps. 287 00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:11,334 - Try the back. - Can't you wait? 288 00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:15,201 No. You obviously don't have circulation problems. 289 00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:16,548 I have others. 290 00:18:16,808 --> 00:18:20,589 Come on! We were in a play about an archbishop. 291 00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:22,196 That was me. 292 00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:25,368 You said I had a torso like a shot putter. 293 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:26,975 That wasn't me. 294 00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:29,973 That's a shame. 295 00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:33,188 Mr Janvier? Toutain, house manager. 296 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,361 Hello. OK? 297 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:37,490 We'll have a height problem for the lounge. 298 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,618 - No problem. - You're sure? 299 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:42,311 Because we have bookings... 300 00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:46,440 We weren't introduced. I'm your administrator, Marceau. 301 00:18:46,786 --> 00:18:47,917 Francis. 302 00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:49,436 Where's the phone? 303 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:51,870 I'll see. 304 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,867 No. Victor Vialat. 305 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,865 I saw you in La Berezina. 306 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:01,558 - The cook. - No. The hairdresser. 307 00:19:01,863 --> 00:19:03,253 Wasn't that pre-war? 308 00:19:03,557 --> 00:19:06,294 - No. After the war. - At your age, 309 00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:08,163 still on the road. Great! 310 00:19:08,336 --> 00:19:09,509 Yes. 311 00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:14,419 Here she is! 312 00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:26,409 Here she is, all right. 313 00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,708 Who's the jerk with her? 314 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:39,226 Eve tie car, arse-ticker... He's the director. 315 00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:48,394 Thin waist, creamy complexion, 316 00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:51,522 flared chest. I quite like women in dark glasses. 317 00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:53,477 It makes them enigmatic 318 00:19:53,607 --> 00:19:55,823 and therefore a joy to defile. 319 00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:59,081 Spare us your pubescent dreams, 320 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,776 there's a good chap. 321 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,817 I'm sorry. The provinces excite me. 322 00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:08,596 Maitre Levigan, bailiff. 323 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,942 Open up, in the name of the law! 324 00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:15,591 Take me. Don't leave me! 325 00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:18,284 Hold the door. Fight! 326 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,500 My life means nothing without you. 327 00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:23,150 Scoubidou starts in 2 days. 328 00:20:23,411 --> 00:20:26,496 Huge budget. I'll screw them all. 329 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:28,842 - Shitty theatre! - I'm coming too. 330 00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:33,186 I've got savings. It's all yours. We'll manage. 331 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,706 Let go of me, you're slobbering! 332 00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:43,179 That's six minutes. You'll be crimson. 333 00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:45,699 30 seconds! I look like a cheap envelope. 334 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,220 No! 335 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:48,827 Clémence. 336 00:20:49,652 --> 00:20:51,911 What do you think, honestly? 337 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,302 You look great, 338 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,082 Carla. Try to relax a little. 339 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,517 I can't. 340 00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:01,122 Will they come? Will they still like me? 341 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,728 "It's a tragedy, a blunder..." 342 00:21:08,074 --> 00:21:11,289 "Mummy, there's a strange man in my bedroom.” 343 00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:41,223 Victor! 344 00:21:41,484 --> 00:21:44,047 What do you think? Moving, no? 345 00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:46,610 Rather large, perhaps. 346 00:21:46,871 --> 00:21:49,522 - You know your lines? - I'm the doctor. 347 00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:52,476 A doctor's a doctor. What more do you want? 348 00:21:53,084 --> 00:21:54,561 Yes, but... 349 00:21:55,604 --> 00:21:57,820 - I won't rape you. - I need to be alone. 350 00:21:58,949 --> 00:22:02,859 You're a notary. Be notorious. Deliver those lines. 351 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,727 Lines are for dullards. 352 00:22:06,378 --> 00:22:10,332 I hear there's a hotel twice as cheap near the station. 353 00:22:10,549 --> 00:22:12,418 - Damn it, Cox! - You didn't tell him? 354 00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:13,634 I didn't dare. 355 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:14,938 Good God! Where is he? 356 00:22:15,111 --> 00:22:17,327 Who? The mental-looking one? 357 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,281 We don't want a character analysis! Where is he? 358 00:22:23,061 --> 00:22:27,406 I forbid you to come near me! What's that thing? 359 00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:30,708 A costume problem! There's a problem. 360 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,794 Georges, open up. 361 00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:36,052 We're your friends. We're one big family. 362 00:22:36,226 --> 00:22:38,920 Don't bring my family into this! 363 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,440 You will not sully them, you hear? 364 00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:43,613 - He took it badly? - He went purple. 365 00:22:43,785 --> 00:22:46,609 He was goggle-eyed. He broke a table. 366 00:22:46,957 --> 00:22:48,304 Do something! 367 00:22:48,522 --> 00:22:50,085 You're responsible. 368 00:22:50,259 --> 00:22:51,563 I'm not a lion-tamer! 369 00:22:51,736 --> 00:22:53,778 You brought the maniac! 370 00:22:53,996 --> 00:22:55,603 He'll listen to you. 371 00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:58,557 - You wanted to take him. - Won't you try? 372 00:22:58,775 --> 00:23:00,469 He won't dare hit a woman. 373 00:23:00,643 --> 00:23:03,120 I'll never go back in there! 374 00:23:04,075 --> 00:23:05,248 Hold this. 375 00:23:06,465 --> 00:23:07,507 Georges? 376 00:23:11,114 --> 00:23:13,590 Georges, it's us. We're here to... 377 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,150 No, gentlemen! 378 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:24,147 I shall never capitulate before folly. 379 00:23:24,408 --> 00:23:26,841 Not at that price, anyway. 380 00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:34,922 It's a matter of the fee. Make a small effort. 381 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:38,442 - Put yourself in his shoes. - OK, anything you like. 382 00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:43,220 - He agrees. - Well, then! 383 00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:49,868 It'll be all right when his blood pressure drops. 384 00:23:49,998 --> 00:23:51,519 It was nerves. 385 00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:00,599 What's wrong? Is there a problem? 386 00:24:01,728 --> 00:24:04,031 Haven't you read the 2nd act? 387 00:24:04,552 --> 00:24:06,985 Scoubidou asks me to replace her sister-in-law. 388 00:24:07,290 --> 00:24:09,549 In the 3rd act, I'm Ophélie. 389 00:24:12,069 --> 00:24:14,154 An actor can play any role. 390 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,672 Places for the links! 391 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,582 This won't do. Look at that. 392 00:24:23,843 --> 00:24:27,101 If it's too much, we'll lose the mezzanine part. 393 00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:32,401 "Dear madam! If you only knew!" 394 00:24:32,749 --> 00:24:33,966 We're not there yet! 395 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,616 Oh? But we say it. 396 00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:40,526 "Auntie said you're a charlatan.” 397 00:24:42,351 --> 00:24:45,435 "I will not have that, sir. I have diplomas." 398 00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:46,695 Will I have my bag? 399 00:24:46,869 --> 00:24:48,085 Yes. Go on! 400 00:24:48,694 --> 00:24:49,867 "I am Doctor..." 401 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:51,518 That's all fine. Perfect. 402 00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:52,734 Carry on like that. 403 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,342 Right! Continue. 404 00:24:55,124 --> 00:24:57,079 "As for your auntie, I... 405 00:24:57,514 --> 00:25:00,772 "Since she got back from China, she's gone loopy." 406 00:25:00,989 --> 00:25:02,293 No. "Gone mad". 407 00:25:02,683 --> 00:25:05,029 If you keep interrupting, I'll go. 408 00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:07,245 I am acting, sir. 409 00:25:07,419 --> 00:25:08,853 You have come in. 410 00:25:09,114 --> 00:25:11,938 "I can guarantee that the first twit..." 411 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,414 "Dear madam! If you only knew! 412 00:25:14,631 --> 00:25:17,542 "A tragedy! A blunder! A catastrophe!” 413 00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:20,540 You do Scoubidou. Come here! Stand there. 414 00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:23,059 "I lost your sister-in-law." 415 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,450 Yes! Excellent! 416 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:25,753 Perfect! 417 00:25:26,231 --> 00:25:27,534 Go on. 418 00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,489 "What? 419 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:31,531 "Who are you?" 420 00:25:31,749 --> 00:25:34,095 Don't act like a dish of noodles! 421 00:25:34,269 --> 00:25:35,702 Stir yourself! 422 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,919 - But I was told... - Rhythm! 423 00:25:38,135 --> 00:25:40,611 Movement! From your guts! 424 00:25:52,907 --> 00:25:55,688 "I am the Sainte-Clotilde notary... 425 00:25:56,209 --> 00:25:58,990 - "Did you know I was..." - Yes, OK! 426 00:25:59,207 --> 00:26:02,335 You come in on; "Xavier will be here any minute..." 427 00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:04,725 The boy has whooping cough. 428 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:05,768 What boy? 429 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,071 Mine. 430 00:26:07,592 --> 00:26:09,807 I just spoke to the doctor: 39.8°. 431 00:26:10,894 --> 00:26:14,630 And I'm 654 km away. Thank you! 432 00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:16,933 "Xavier will be here any minute. 433 00:26:17,107 --> 00:26:18,410 "I cannot do without Ophélie." 434 00:26:18,627 --> 00:26:20,192 "I was sick with worry." 435 00:26:20,408 --> 00:26:22,103 - Scoubidou? - For now. 436 00:26:22,321 --> 00:26:23,320 And I am...? 437 00:26:24,753 --> 00:26:26,622 - Who am I? - Walter. 438 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,359 Walter... Walter... 439 00:26:29,358 --> 00:26:31,966 "I came as quickly as I could. 440 00:26:32,182 --> 00:26:35,094 "You're still as bewitching.” 441 00:26:35,354 --> 00:26:37,744 The tranny from the 3rd floor. Great! 442 00:26:37,961 --> 00:26:40,307 The queen will be a hit! 443 00:26:40,785 --> 00:26:43,131 I kiss on the line or the caesura? 444 00:26:43,348 --> 00:26:45,043 Wherever you want! 445 00:26:45,217 --> 00:26:46,259 We don't care! 446 00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:48,041 Nor do I, mind you. 447 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,256 You're out of the bedroom! 448 00:26:50,691 --> 00:26:52,776 "You are the acupuncturist.” 449 00:26:52,994 --> 00:26:55,904 I can't concentrate when someone's reading a paper. 450 00:26:56,122 --> 00:26:58,772 Call the queer back when you've finished. 451 00:27:00,379 --> 00:27:02,248 Are you the stand-ins? 452 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,072 - What? - The replacements. 453 00:27:05,463 --> 00:27:06,331 Yes. 454 00:27:06,549 --> 00:27:08,026 Great. Very funny. 455 00:27:08,286 --> 00:27:11,328 Inject some colour. Make it swing. 456 00:27:11,545 --> 00:27:13,152 You have to smile. 457 00:27:14,282 --> 00:27:15,238 Why? 458 00:27:16,064 --> 00:27:17,019 What? 459 00:27:18,192 --> 00:27:20,060 I never smile without knowing why. 460 00:27:20,191 --> 00:27:22,406 If I say smile, you smile. 461 00:27:29,445 --> 00:27:30,748 But why? 462 00:27:31,226 --> 00:27:33,311 I want a clear explanation! 463 00:27:34,441 --> 00:27:35,961 Why do I smile? 464 00:27:36,179 --> 00:27:37,439 Because... 465 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,090 Because what? 466 00:27:39,394 --> 00:27:41,479 Because the set is bright. 467 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,469 Hello, everyone! Ready? 468 00:27:55,599 --> 00:27:57,989 No butterflies, no blackouts? 469 00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:00,378 - Mademoiselle Milo? - Yes? 470 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:01,551 Telephone. 471 00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:04,072 Yes. Indeed. 472 00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:06,765 It's going very well. 473 00:28:07,026 --> 00:28:08,720 I'll let you do the dance. 474 00:28:09,676 --> 00:28:10,979 What dance? 475 00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:27,272 Why are we meeting here? 476 00:28:27,532 --> 00:28:29,531 - It's safer. - Safer than what? 477 00:28:29,704 --> 00:28:31,269 Carla, Carla! 478 00:28:31,486 --> 00:28:33,832 You're everything to me. A mother, a light. 479 00:28:34,527 --> 00:28:37,873 It was so lovely, I was so young. You totally... 480 00:28:38,481 --> 00:28:39,654 Took my virginity. 481 00:28:39,828 --> 00:28:41,478 Let's change the subject. 482 00:28:41,914 --> 00:28:45,172 - I've a deal for you. - A new play? 483 00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:46,605 - Holidays. - What? 484 00:28:46,779 --> 00:28:48,126 - Paid ones. - I don't get it. 485 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:01,073 The jackpot, fleecy-lined. 486 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,506 -10%. - 10% of what? 487 00:29:02,724 --> 00:29:04,809 The insurance. We stop Scoubidou. 488 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:07,111 - Sorry? - Tonight. Second act. 489 00:29:07,285 --> 00:29:08,458 You faint. 490 00:29:08,676 --> 00:29:10,067 As dead as a dodo. 491 00:29:10,327 --> 00:29:11,586 Is this a joke? 492 00:29:11,804 --> 00:29:13,759 Panic. Doctor. A quack. 493 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,975 Bacterial infection. Six months' rest. 494 00:29:16,105 --> 00:29:17,234 Report. 495 00:29:17,452 --> 00:29:19,364 No more Scoubidou. Finished. 496 00:29:19,581 --> 00:29:22,188 The insurance pays me a fortune! 497 00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:25,794 You're asking me, Carla Milo, to lie down on stage? 498 00:29:26,228 --> 00:29:28,009 Let's run off together. 499 00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:29,313 That's revolting. 500 00:29:29,486 --> 00:29:30,617 -15%. - You're... 501 00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:32,615 I'm... in dire straits. 502 00:29:32,789 --> 00:29:34,700 I have nothing. No car. 503 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,959 No watch. Here I stand. 504 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:38,958 Without a bean. 505 00:29:39,175 --> 00:29:41,260 And whose fault is that? 506 00:29:41,608 --> 00:29:42,738 My father's! 507 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:45,561 He made me do these shitty tours. 508 00:29:45,735 --> 00:29:47,821 Forced me. I hate the theatre. 509 00:29:48,039 --> 00:29:49,732 I hate travelling. 510 00:29:49,906 --> 00:29:51,948 You ask me to pretend to be ill! 511 00:29:54,381 --> 00:29:56,727 Well, break a real leg, then! 512 00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:58,770 I won't abandon my audience. 513 00:29:58,900 --> 00:29:59,769 20%. 514 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,941 Nothing. I'm ignoring you. 515 00:30:02,115 --> 00:30:04,288 25%. And that's my last word. 516 00:30:04,548 --> 00:30:08,631 Go, and may I never see you again. Monster! 517 00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,845 Asking me to lie down! Cretin! I'm at my peak. 518 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,322 I want to be loved. Quick! 519 00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:22,839 Love me, audience. Love me. Take me. 520 00:30:38,435 --> 00:30:41,043 "Raoul! Raoul! 521 00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:45,822 Red leather, yellow leather... 522 00:30:46,039 --> 00:30:47,907 "Are you there, my dear? 523 00:30:48,168 --> 00:30:52,208 "I shouldn't have a small husband. I'm always losing him. 524 00:31:00,202 --> 00:31:01,158 "Raoul!" 525 00:31:02,635 --> 00:31:04,286 "Did you call, darling?" 526 00:31:08,718 --> 00:31:12,628 "I told you not to stay out in the sun with your glasses. 527 00:31:12,889 --> 00:31:14,626 "You look like an owl." 528 00:31:16,234 --> 00:31:18,276 Sound the horn on "notary". 529 00:31:19,189 --> 00:31:20,970 "What time is the notary coming?" 530 00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:27,096 Pat, I'm not cut out for this. I'm too scared. 531 00:31:29,616 --> 00:31:31,353 "Mummy, there's a strange man." 532 00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:34,959 Wholewheat... Whoopee... Whooping cough: 533 00:31:35,438 --> 00:31:37,349 "Contagious disease, bouts of fever, 534 00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:40,955 "spasmodic cough, sometimes convulsive and... 535 00:31:42,432 --> 00:31:43,866 "stifling." 536 00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:48,558 - Am I bothering you? - No. As if! 537 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:51,729 I know that, usually, the administrator 538 00:31:51,991 --> 00:31:53,380 is a whipping boy. 539 00:31:53,598 --> 00:31:55,509 But I'm used to it. 540 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,464 It's odd. 541 00:31:58,681 --> 00:32:01,809 Have you noticed how you can feel alone on a tour? 542 00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:02,808 And yet... 543 00:32:03,503 --> 00:32:06,415 everyone's here, all living together. 544 00:32:06,805 --> 00:32:08,240 We travel together. 545 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:12,019 But at night, you're alone in front of the mirror. 546 00:32:12,323 --> 00:32:13,496 Always. 547 00:32:17,624 --> 00:32:20,014 I'd like us to be friends, Georges. 548 00:32:32,395 --> 00:32:33,785 It's occupied! 549 00:32:35,046 --> 00:32:36,435 I can't do it. 550 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,302 I'll make an announcement. 551 00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:42,127 I don't know! 552 00:32:42,692 --> 00:32:43,865 I'll explain. 553 00:32:45,690 --> 00:32:49,382 "Maitre Alibert. Yes, I'm the notary." 554 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:52,424 "I'm the notary." That'll do. 555 00:32:53,032 --> 00:32:54,423 No, it won't. 556 00:33:00,114 --> 00:33:01,895 Any remedies for stage fright? 557 00:33:02,156 --> 00:33:05,154 - No, I've never had it. - What do you do? 558 00:33:05,415 --> 00:33:08,717 I'm all knotted. I feel like I'm about to faint. 559 00:33:09,802 --> 00:33:11,236 Breathe deeply. 560 00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:14,103 Think of something else. 561 00:33:20,968 --> 00:33:23,141 He says that he's going! 562 00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:26,139 - Who? - The big madman! He's packed up! 563 00:33:27,051 --> 00:33:27,920 Good God! 564 00:33:33,568 --> 00:33:34,436 Help me! 565 00:33:38,911 --> 00:33:40,128 Shut up, arsehole! 566 00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:42,344 "Oh, God! What a day! 567 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,038 "I'll remember this little weekend..." 568 00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:47,557 Leave me alone! 569 00:33:48,252 --> 00:33:49,425 "...by the sea!” 570 00:33:51,772 --> 00:33:53,683 Get him out! 571 00:33:54,248 --> 00:33:55,855 You can't bugger it up! 572 00:33:56,073 --> 00:33:58,289 I have personal reasons. Drive! 573 00:33:59,809 --> 00:34:01,765 I'm blocking you! 574 00:34:01,938 --> 00:34:03,242 We can't spend all night. 575 00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,718 - What reasons? - He was pushy. 576 00:34:05,978 --> 00:34:07,803 - What? - Pushy! 577 00:34:08,021 --> 00:34:09,889 - Who was? - A man. 578 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,234 - Is he coming? - Not yet. 579 00:34:12,408 --> 00:34:13,451 What? Where? 580 00:34:14,059 --> 00:34:15,667 He touched me in the wings. 581 00:34:15,841 --> 00:34:17,318 He was just teasing. 582 00:34:17,578 --> 00:34:20,880 I'm too old to be felt up in dark corridors. 583 00:34:25,399 --> 00:34:27,180 You've dyed your hair. 584 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:31,091 No! Not dyed. Just livened up a little. 585 00:34:31,525 --> 00:34:33,523 Come on, come on! 586 00:34:33,915 --> 00:34:35,348 Stop! 587 00:34:36,651 --> 00:34:38,910 Forget it. He's chickening out. 588 00:34:39,258 --> 00:34:41,126 He's not even capable. 589 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,428 He has naught in the knackers! 590 00:34:47,644 --> 00:34:48,425 In the...? 591 00:34:49,685 --> 00:34:50,598 Knackers. 592 00:34:50,815 --> 00:34:53,900 I'm from a family of performers who never back down. 593 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,767 - Don't get upset. - Coxes never run. 594 00:34:56,941 --> 00:35:00,026 For 18 years, my father was the speaking clock. 595 00:35:00,329 --> 00:35:02,719 He was the first to do it. 596 00:35:05,717 --> 00:35:06,759 So... 597 00:35:17,056 --> 00:35:18,317 - Have you seen him? - Who? 598 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,183 The third, Vialat. He's vanished. 599 00:35:21,357 --> 00:35:22,661 I don't believe it! 600 00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:25,616 "Ah, Walter! I was sick with worry." 601 00:35:26,789 --> 00:35:28,440 "I came as..." 602 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,041 "Quickly as I could, but..." 603 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,822 "...Quickly as I could, but... 604 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,081 my... 605 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:55,984 "Car. Car." 606 00:35:56,201 --> 00:35:58,070 "...car isn't amphibious." 607 00:36:00,155 --> 00:36:02,327 - "Is sir the buyer?" - "No, he is." 608 00:36:02,545 --> 00:36:04,717 "Yes! I am the buyer. 609 00:36:04,934 --> 00:36:07,280 "I feel at home already. 610 00:36:07,454 --> 00:36:10,104 "Your eyes! Intoxicating." 611 00:36:10,365 --> 00:36:12,103 "The buyer of what?" 612 00:36:12,668 --> 00:36:15,622 Stop fidgeting. "The buyer of nothing. 613 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,881 "The acupuncturist came to prick me." 614 00:36:19,706 --> 00:36:22,486 "You haven't changed, Scoubidou. 615 00:36:23,095 --> 00:36:25,006 "Still as entrancing.” 616 00:36:26,483 --> 00:36:29,047 "The acupuncturist! Just in time." 617 00:36:29,307 --> 00:36:31,436 "I am your wife's husband, monsieur."” 618 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:36,736 "Well, the husband... 619 00:36:36,998 --> 00:36:38,822 "Walter always exaggerates." 620 00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:51,465 "You wouldn't have seen a notary?" 621 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,768 - "Where is my sister?" - "Expected. 622 00:36:55,115 --> 00:36:56,505 "Any news of Ophélie? 623 00:36:58,417 --> 00:36:59,720 "Raoul! Raoul! 624 00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:02,500 "Heel! Raoul! 625 00:37:04,281 --> 00:37:05,976 "They'll drive me up the wall."” 626 00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:07,106 "Mummy! 627 00:37:07,367 --> 00:37:08,149 "Mummy! 628 00:37:08,452 --> 00:37:10,842 "There's a strange man in my bedroom.” 629 00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:12,797 "Don't worry, darling. 630 00:37:13,058 --> 00:37:14,274 "It's your age.” 631 00:37:26,656 --> 00:37:28,872 - He's here! - I'm cold. Call the doctor. 632 00:37:29,133 --> 00:37:31,827 - I don't want to! - On stage, old chap! 633 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,738 Let me go. Let me go! 634 00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:37,866 I don't want to. I don't know what to say. 635 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:40,342 "If you only knew...! It's a tragedy!" 636 00:37:41,558 --> 00:37:44,686 "If you only knew...! It's a tragedy!" 637 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:45,817 I'll never manage. 638 00:37:46,381 --> 00:37:49,075 - "If you only knew..." - Knock! 639 00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,596 "Come in!" 640 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,919 "Madam! If you only knew...!" 641 00:38:25,874 --> 00:38:26,917 No? 642 00:38:28,698 --> 00:38:31,478 "Dear madam! If you only knew...! 643 00:38:32,739 --> 00:38:35,084 "A tragedy, a blunder, a catastrophe! 644 00:38:35,302 --> 00:38:36,866 "I lost your sister-in-law." 645 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,647 "What? Who are you?" 646 00:38:38,821 --> 00:38:40,819 "I am Maitre Alibert. 647 00:38:42,297 --> 00:38:44,251 "I am Maitre Alibert, 648 00:38:45,729 --> 00:38:48,031 "the Sainte-Clotilde notary! 649 00:38:48,335 --> 00:38:52,202 "I was at my practice when your brother..." 650 00:38:52,376 --> 00:38:53,331 "My husband." 651 00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:55,114 "Sorry! 652 00:38:56,938 --> 00:39:00,066 "I get a phone call. I open the safe. 653 00:39:00,283 --> 00:39:01,370 "I take the documents. 654 00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:03,542 "And I hurry to the station. 655 00:39:03,802 --> 00:39:06,148 - "And there..." - "And there?" 656 00:39:06,409 --> 00:39:09,754 "I hear the Lunéville train has been diverted to Guingamp." 657 00:39:10,797 --> 00:39:12,274 "To Guingamp?" 658 00:39:12,492 --> 00:39:14,229 "To Guingamp!" 659 00:39:20,051 --> 00:39:21,094 All right? 660 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,614 Good God! Beard! 661 00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:28,002 - Sorry? - Beard, beard. Woman. 662 00:39:28,219 --> 00:39:29,131 Catastrophe. 663 00:39:30,913 --> 00:39:33,432 "Ophélie! Are you there, darling?" 664 00:39:35,388 --> 00:39:36,518 "I am ready. 665 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,686 "Do what you will... 666 00:39:43,165 --> 00:39:44,598 "with me." 667 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:53,070 "That's settled, then." 668 00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:03,106 The fuckers! 669 00:40:13,185 --> 00:40:15,358 "Good God! It's... 670 00:40:15,575 --> 00:40:16,575 "Scoubidou!" 671 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:22,614 Scoubidou, she sends us wild 672 00:40:22,831 --> 00:40:25,395 We're partial to Scoubidou, Scoubidou 673 00:40:25,655 --> 00:40:28,392 Keep your hands off Scoubidou 674 00:40:28,609 --> 00:40:31,347 She's our child, Scoubidou, Scoubidou 675 00:40:31,477 --> 00:40:33,693 Scoubidou is not for you 676 00:40:34,561 --> 00:40:36,343 She's our treasure, Scoubidou 677 00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,776 Hands off, you 678 00:40:38,993 --> 00:40:40,209 We're attached to 679 00:40:40,427 --> 00:40:41,730 Scoubidou! 680 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,403 Thank you. 681 00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:20,831 It's a triumph! 682 00:41:21,614 --> 00:41:23,482 Ovations, tidal waves! 683 00:41:23,743 --> 00:41:27,088 Austerlitz, Stalingrad! Montélimar! 684 00:41:27,392 --> 00:41:29,825 Drinks for everyone! Arse, 685 00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:32,215 tits and cakes... 686 00:41:32,475 --> 00:41:35,733 - You're not from round here? - No. Not really. 687 00:41:38,036 --> 00:41:40,208 Yes. But 38.5° isn't normal. 688 00:41:43,076 --> 00:41:46,204 But you were good too. Modern, neutral. 689 00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:47,942 Very good. Come here! 690 00:41:48,203 --> 00:41:50,071 Let me kiss you! You're handsome! 691 00:41:51,505 --> 00:41:54,546 I like living with you 692 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:57,196 I like your little head too... 693 00:41:57,761 --> 00:42:00,020 Three morons! Where did you get them? 694 00:42:00,238 --> 00:42:01,932 This is unheard-of! 695 00:42:02,627 --> 00:42:04,191 They're sabotaging my tour. 696 00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:06,103 I was humiliated. 697 00:42:06,364 --> 00:42:09,100 I won't be ridiculed by three arseholes! 698 00:42:10,317 --> 00:42:12,359 There was the odd weak spot... 699 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:15,226 Incapable of getting one line right! 700 00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:18,484 They're no longer in the cast. 701 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:21,135 Find me professionals for tomorrow night. 702 00:42:27,392 --> 00:42:28,477 Problems? 703 00:42:29,259 --> 00:42:30,997 You'd best not come it. 704 00:42:31,171 --> 00:42:33,821 You only know one word in five! 705 00:42:34,082 --> 00:42:37,427 In the theatre, you judge an actor by his silences! 706 00:42:38,688 --> 00:42:41,990 Call Shapiron. We have to get the original three. 707 00:42:43,249 --> 00:42:44,379 Tomorrow. 708 00:42:47,203 --> 00:42:50,678 It was the trapdoor. She couldn't bear the failure. 709 00:42:51,417 --> 00:42:53,025 But it falls on us now. 710 00:42:53,242 --> 00:42:55,719 Old men are easy prey. 711 00:42:55,979 --> 00:43:00,324 We've played one night. That's a pretty short tour. 712 00:43:01,931 --> 00:43:04,451 Maybe we put her in the shade somewhat. 713 00:43:05,928 --> 00:43:07,015 We upstaged her. 714 00:43:07,231 --> 00:43:10,447 All actresses become psychopaths, more or less. 715 00:43:12,228 --> 00:43:14,444 No. I hadn't warmed up. 716 00:43:14,878 --> 00:43:17,007 You can't judge people on one night. 717 00:43:17,224 --> 00:43:18,919 One or a hundred, 718 00:43:19,223 --> 00:43:22,003 it's all the same. It's a tourist problem. 719 00:43:22,264 --> 00:43:23,784 - What kind? - Tourist. 720 00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,870 They don't visit the ruins. 721 00:43:26,088 --> 00:43:29,302 The ruins, my arse! I'm not old! 722 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,561 I swell, I overflow! 723 00:43:31,866 --> 00:43:35,168 I am in flood. And I piss on them all! 724 00:43:35,428 --> 00:43:38,600 I will not go home. I won't go. 725 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:41,641 Never again. Go and fetch her. 726 00:43:41,771 --> 00:43:42,771 Who, old chap? 727 00:43:42,945 --> 00:43:44,943 That bitch! Eva Braun! 728 00:43:45,377 --> 00:43:48,853 - Tell her I'll jump. - It's only a metre. 729 00:43:48,983 --> 00:43:50,286 I don't care! 730 00:43:52,416 --> 00:43:53,284 What? 731 00:43:53,545 --> 00:43:54,501 A vision. 732 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,586 What kind? 733 00:44:01,626 --> 00:44:04,276 Have you worked in improvisation? 734 00:44:05,232 --> 00:44:07,274 Depends. How much for? 735 00:44:14,139 --> 00:44:16,094 Shouldn't we go over it? 736 00:44:16,311 --> 00:44:18,744 I'm not amnesiac. You want improv? 737 00:44:18,961 --> 00:44:21,525 You'll see what we can do with nothing. 738 00:44:21,698 --> 00:44:24,826 A mac, a train platform and tricks of the trade. 739 00:44:27,173 --> 00:44:30,648 - Have you got toothache? - Warming up, supple jaw. 740 00:44:31,734 --> 00:44:33,211 Here they are! 741 00:44:33,776 --> 00:44:36,035 Remember? Always look ahead. 742 00:44:36,296 --> 00:44:38,773 No details. Straight to the point. 743 00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:41,553 Come on, make a fist of it! 744 00:44:56,933 --> 00:45:00,670 I'm not happy about this. Look at him. 745 00:45:01,191 --> 00:45:03,406 No, I can't. 746 00:45:16,354 --> 00:45:18,570 Excuse me. Aren't you Scoubidou? 747 00:45:18,786 --> 00:45:21,568 - Yes, we got a call... - Weren't you warned? 748 00:45:21,828 --> 00:45:24,434 We were asked to be here by noon. 749 00:45:24,652 --> 00:45:26,781 Did nobody call you this morning? 750 00:45:29,778 --> 00:45:33,558 What's he telling them? It's a proper conference. 751 00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:38,381 I'm your administrator. Tonight's show is cancelled. 752 00:45:38,642 --> 00:45:41,770 The troupe left at dawn. We're in Concarneau tonight. 753 00:45:42,378 --> 00:45:44,594 Concarneau? That's the end of the world! 754 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:46,419 Get on the fucking train! 755 00:45:46,679 --> 00:45:49,155 Change in Orléans. We'll be there by 6. 756 00:45:49,373 --> 00:45:51,893 Orleans?? This Is crazy! 757 00:45:52,067 --> 00:45:52,979 Crazy! 758 00:45:55,021 --> 00:45:58,497 The gormless idiot stuck them on the train. 759 00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:02,190 But he's a good man. Gormless but good. 760 00:46:02,884 --> 00:46:06,186 So you had problems with the other three? 761 00:46:06,751 --> 00:46:08,836 Frightful. A disaster. 762 00:46:09,054 --> 00:46:11,400 Two, especially. Hairy lunatics. 763 00:46:11,704 --> 00:46:14,615 We had to let them go. Come along! 764 00:46:14,832 --> 00:46:17,743 What can I say? He's staggering. 765 00:46:18,959 --> 00:46:20,220 Staggering! 766 00:46:34,253 --> 00:46:36,859 - No, he didn't! - I don't believe it. 767 00:46:37,077 --> 00:46:38,771 You have to face facts! 768 00:46:38,989 --> 00:46:41,422 He's not like anyone else. 769 00:46:43,984 --> 00:46:47,113 He'll have to leave his brain to science. 770 00:46:55,672 --> 00:46:57,540 Come on! 771 00:47:15,788 --> 00:47:17,439 Georges, are you OK? 772 00:47:17,655 --> 00:47:19,567 Why did you go like that? 773 00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:23,695 I had a blackout. 774 00:47:23,869 --> 00:47:26,735 It happens with improv. You get carried away. 775 00:47:26,953 --> 00:47:29,082 Of course. In improv. 776 00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:32,253 You know you were... gothic. 777 00:47:32,471 --> 00:47:33,730 Earthy. 778 00:47:36,642 --> 00:47:39,900 Aubenas! Its grande place! 779 00:47:40,030 --> 00:47:41,638 Its inert gas! 780 00:47:41,811 --> 00:47:43,376 Its double bass! 781 00:47:43,636 --> 00:47:48,111 They should have been on the 12 o'clock train. Where are they? 782 00:47:48,372 --> 00:47:49,936 They must have got lost. 783 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:52,717 You don't get lost, you get off. 784 00:47:57,235 --> 00:47:58,191 Sorry! 785 00:47:58,408 --> 00:48:00,972 We have to make an announcement. 786 00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:02,753 Don't worry, I'll see to it. 787 00:48:03,057 --> 00:48:04,969 I've seen some morons in my time. 788 00:48:05,143 --> 00:48:06,924 But nothing to beat you. 789 00:48:07,228 --> 00:48:09,270 The curtain rises in 30 minutes. 790 00:48:09,530 --> 00:48:12,310 We'll never make it. We'll have to refund them. 791 00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:16,395 I hope we haven't forgotten anything! 792 00:48:16,525 --> 00:48:17,611 Good God! 793 00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:21,218 If we get up steam, we can catch the 8.40 train. 794 00:48:21,608 --> 00:48:23,173 - You! - Don't worry! 795 00:48:23,390 --> 00:48:25,779 We're going. We only came... 796 00:48:25,997 --> 00:48:27,256 We'll hire you. 797 00:48:28,299 --> 00:48:29,950 - How much? - Sorry? 798 00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:32,209 Yes. How much? 799 00:48:32,426 --> 00:48:33,556 We already discussed that. 800 00:48:33,773 --> 00:48:35,642 I didn't. Did you? 801 00:48:37,163 --> 00:48:38,900 No. But... 802 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:41,768 we can discuss it if you like. 803 00:48:41,942 --> 00:48:43,635 Our public awaits. 804 00:48:43,809 --> 00:48:46,677 But you asked us to leave, madam. So we are. 805 00:48:46,938 --> 00:48:49,457 We were stressed out. It's forgotten. 806 00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:52,629 Forgotten... I seem to remember "arsehole". 807 00:48:54,150 --> 00:48:55,757 It was just an image. 808 00:48:56,018 --> 00:48:58,581 There's a booking mix-up. 809 00:48:58,842 --> 00:49:01,796 We'll give you a raise. Cash on the nail. 810 00:49:04,229 --> 00:49:05,402 Come on! 811 00:49:06,315 --> 00:49:07,661 "Dear madam! 812 00:49:08,444 --> 00:49:10,355 "My dear... 813 00:49:11,354 --> 00:49:13,700 "...madam! If you only knew...! 814 00:49:13,830 --> 00:49:16,003 "A tragedy! A blunder! 815 00:49:16,438 --> 00:49:17,915 "A catastrophe! 816 00:49:18,567 --> 00:49:19,652 "I lost... 817 00:49:21,477 --> 00:49:22,520 "your sister-in-law." 818 00:49:24,389 --> 00:49:25,908 "What? Who are you?" 819 00:49:26,082 --> 00:49:28,168 "I am Maitre Alibert, madam, 820 00:49:28,429 --> 00:49:30,427 "the Sainte-Clotilde notary. 821 00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:32,773 "I was in my practice..." 822 00:49:32,991 --> 00:49:34,294 You must shave! 823 00:49:34,511 --> 00:49:36,944 I said no and I mean it. Now drop it! 824 00:49:41,158 --> 00:49:42,766 "I go to the safe, 825 00:49:45,633 --> 00:49:46,936 "hurry to the station, 826 00:49:47,198 --> 00:49:49,240 - "And there..." - "And there?" 827 00:49:49,414 --> 00:49:50,673 "I hear that 828 00:49:50,933 --> 00:49:53,715 "the Lunéville train has been diverted to Guingamp." 829 00:49:54,019 --> 00:49:55,278 "To Guingamp?" 830 00:49:55,496 --> 00:49:56,755 "To Guingamp!" 831 00:49:59,797 --> 00:50:01,014 Shit! 832 00:50:01,188 --> 00:50:02,230 "Come with me." 833 00:50:02,534 --> 00:50:05,358 "Well, sir, I laugh in your face." 834 00:50:07,182 --> 00:50:10,006 "How vulgar you can be, Doctor! 835 00:50:13,613 --> 00:50:15,655 "Doctor, I absolutely must... 836 00:50:16,698 --> 00:50:18,826 "show you the pigeon loft." 837 00:50:19,913 --> 00:50:23,345 "The pigeon loft! You and I alone in a pigeon loft! 838 00:50:23,519 --> 00:50:26,821 "Not even in my wildest dreams would I dare..." 839 00:50:27,342 --> 00:50:29,210 You're not saying your lines! 840 00:50:29,471 --> 00:50:31,817 Don't touch me! You're trampling on my nerves. 841 00:50:31,991 --> 00:50:34,163 You've no right to gesticulate. 842 00:50:34,467 --> 00:50:37,508 I wouldn't gesticulate like that if... 843 00:50:37,986 --> 00:50:39,029 If what? 844 00:50:39,246 --> 00:50:41,027 If I... 845 00:50:41,157 --> 00:50:42,852 wasn't in love with you. 846 00:50:48,934 --> 00:50:51,368 How dare you? You know who you are? 847 00:50:52,323 --> 00:50:53,323 Eddie Carpentier. 848 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:54,930 Exactly, you... 849 00:50:55,104 --> 00:50:56,538 It's obscene! 850 00:50:57,276 --> 00:51:00,188 "Now, this house must be sold before tonight." 851 00:51:00,404 --> 00:51:03,184 "That's impossible. Your sister-in-law isn't here." 852 00:51:12,396 --> 00:51:13,829 Let go of me! 853 00:51:27,298 --> 00:51:30,034 - Make an announcement! - You do it! 854 00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:31,859 Call the firemen! 855 00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,205 I can't see. Turn on the light! 856 00:51:36,378 --> 00:51:37,811 What did she say? 857 00:51:37,985 --> 00:51:39,593 Curtain, for Christ's sake! 858 00:51:39,810 --> 00:51:43,285 Never! I'll see it through. Lights! 859 00:51:48,325 --> 00:51:50,368 "There is work to be done, of course. 860 00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:53,886 "Now, this house must be sold 861 00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,668 "before tonight." 862 00:51:55,885 --> 00:51:57,927 "But that's... that's impossible! 863 00:51:58,318 --> 00:52:02,098 "Your sister-in-law isn't here. Is she, though, but?" 864 00:52:02,228 --> 00:52:04,314 I'm not backing out. I'm just saying 865 00:52:04,531 --> 00:52:07,529 I wasn't hired for stunts under chandeliers 866 00:52:07,702 --> 00:52:11,222 or trapdoors. It should have been stipulated. 867 00:52:11,396 --> 00:52:14,436 - It's a different rate. - We've tripled your fee! 868 00:52:14,654 --> 00:52:17,218 "Ophélie! Are you there, darling?" 869 00:52:17,478 --> 00:52:19,824 All right, then. But go on! 870 00:52:19,998 --> 00:52:22,214 Fixed-rate or index-linked? 871 00:52:22,474 --> 00:52:25,168 "Ophélie! Are you there, my darling? 872 00:52:27,079 --> 00:52:28,252 "Ophélie. 873 00:52:29,686 --> 00:52:32,032 "You were all I needed, darling." 874 00:52:32,771 --> 00:52:36,117 "I am ready. Do what you will... with me." 875 00:52:39,027 --> 00:52:41,069 "Well that's settled, then!" 876 00:52:41,330 --> 00:52:42,981 "Good God! It's... 877 00:52:43,198 --> 00:52:44,197 "Scoubidou!" 878 00:52:56,319 --> 00:52:58,448 - I waited. - Leave me alone. 879 00:52:58,622 --> 00:53:01,011 Is it your silhouette? Your strength? 880 00:53:01,228 --> 00:53:04,270 You must go. My life is in danger. 881 00:53:04,486 --> 00:53:07,268 I can't bear it. I saved your life once. 882 00:53:07,745 --> 00:53:09,483 I'll do it again if need be. 883 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,177 I'll be your arm our. 884 00:53:12,133 --> 00:53:14,132 Manners! You want thanks? 885 00:53:14,393 --> 00:53:17,129 Thanks. Don't take advantage... 886 00:53:17,303 --> 00:53:18,694 And I would ask you 887 00:53:18,954 --> 00:53:21,996 not to come near me for the rest of the tour. 888 00:53:33,074 --> 00:53:35,073 No! Go away! 889 00:53:38,288 --> 00:53:40,765 How fast you go! How fast you go! 890 00:53:41,894 --> 00:53:44,457 Do you like backgammon, Georges? 891 00:53:44,631 --> 00:53:45,978 Look, old chap. 892 00:53:46,195 --> 00:53:48,498 Just get off my case. 893 00:53:48,846 --> 00:53:50,757 Got that? My case. 894 00:53:52,408 --> 00:53:53,581 Incredible! 895 00:53:57,752 --> 00:53:58,795 I don't want to! 896 00:54:00,272 --> 00:54:01,445 Take me! 897 00:54:07,788 --> 00:54:09,830 - Where do we eat? - I'm not hungry. 898 00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:14,392 I'm being tracked by a homosexual. The lights are falling on us... 899 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:16,564 It's becoming tedious! 900 00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:22,603 Get out of here! Go on! 901 00:54:22,733 --> 00:54:23,906 Harder! 902 00:54:27,643 --> 00:54:30,684 Nobody must ever know. 903 00:54:31,857 --> 00:54:33,855 Nobody. Ever. 904 00:54:36,289 --> 00:54:37,288 No? 905 00:54:37,549 --> 00:54:38,548 Pathetic! 906 00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,502 His sex life! 907 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,718 He's just explaining. 908 00:54:44,066 --> 00:54:47,150 I knew it would come to this. Fondling, 909 00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:49,061 petting in the corridors. 910 00:54:49,888 --> 00:54:52,233 - Knicker contests! - He didn't pet her. 911 00:54:52,494 --> 00:54:53,406 He shagged her. 912 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,666 I just think it's childish. 913 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,055 It's not even kitsch, it's banal. 914 00:54:58,229 --> 00:54:59,532 But how... 915 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,140 Did you ask her? 916 00:55:01,357 --> 00:55:04,876 You have to act on love at first sight. 917 00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:07,092 All barrels blazing: 918 00:55:07,309 --> 00:55:10,090 gondola, mandolin, flute! 919 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,261 Indeed, gondola. I'm sorry. 920 00:55:13,566 --> 00:55:15,825 We get on. It's physical. 921 00:55:16,650 --> 00:55:19,561 She might be a tad mental, I do admit. 922 00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:21,213 There are two types of women: 923 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:23,515 mental ones and sly ones. 924 00:55:24,557 --> 00:55:27,729 The only way to handle her is to pull out all the stops. 925 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,293 What stops? 926 00:56:02,008 --> 00:56:02,877 Curtain! 927 00:56:06,918 --> 00:56:08,742 Love reaches out to you. 928 00:56:09,350 --> 00:56:13,174 Love is a limp handshake. It always slips through my fingers. 929 00:56:13,999 --> 00:56:16,302 But it sets traps too. 930 00:56:16,519 --> 00:56:20,039 Yes! Traps. That's my fault. 931 00:56:20,516 --> 00:56:22,254 I feel so alone. 932 00:56:24,252 --> 00:56:26,251 In an empty aquarium. 933 00:56:26,511 --> 00:56:29,988 You see me through the glass, but no one is near. 934 00:56:30,161 --> 00:56:31,639 I'm here. 935 00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:34,897 I'm near you. You're too sentimental. 936 00:56:35,288 --> 00:56:38,633 That's why I'm in this job, I'm too sentimental. 937 00:56:41,501 --> 00:56:44,890 What does it say? Money, a cruise, Prince Charming? 938 00:56:45,976 --> 00:56:48,234 There are steps, a ladder or stairs. 939 00:56:49,321 --> 00:56:50,624 Stairs? 940 00:56:51,536 --> 00:56:53,231 Avoid stairs. 941 00:57:21,732 --> 00:57:24,860 I am not staying here a minute longer. 942 00:57:25,033 --> 00:57:27,032 Finally, Carla, it's you... 943 00:57:27,336 --> 00:57:30,117 It's over. I'm risking my life here... 944 00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:31,507 There's no danger... 945 00:57:31,811 --> 00:57:35,026 My life is in danger. But you don't care. 946 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:36,677 No! On the contrary! 947 00:57:36,895 --> 00:57:40,544 You think I can't see through your little game? 948 00:57:42,543 --> 00:57:44,584 You're trying to abuse me. 949 00:57:45,063 --> 00:57:47,713 - That's despicable. - Oh, yes! 950 00:57:48,104 --> 00:57:49,190 Let's abuse. 951 00:57:58,574 --> 00:58:00,617 - What's this? - A fantasy. 952 00:58:00,833 --> 00:58:04,440 - You worry me. - Nothing is too good for you. 953 00:58:12,607 --> 00:58:13,736 Georges. 954 00:58:14,389 --> 00:58:15,953 Can I sleep in your room? 955 00:58:23,469 --> 00:58:24,729 I had a nightmare. 956 00:58:24,946 --> 00:58:28,508 - Can I sleep with you? - I'm asleep! Try the queer. 957 00:58:29,074 --> 00:58:30,073 It's next door. 958 00:58:30,247 --> 00:58:31,420 He'd be thrilled. 959 00:58:43,106 --> 00:58:43,975 Shapiron? 960 00:58:44,149 --> 00:58:46,322 The degenerate son. He's after me. 961 00:58:46,496 --> 00:58:48,494 He's organising the tour. 962 00:58:48,668 --> 00:58:50,667 He's not, he's sabotaging it. 963 00:58:50,883 --> 00:58:52,925 - He drops chandeliers. - What? 964 00:58:54,099 --> 00:58:55,228 Chandeliers! 965 00:58:56,923 --> 00:58:58,834 That's enough from you, thanks. 966 00:59:00,224 --> 00:59:03,570 - Was the trapdoor him? - Of course it was. 967 00:59:06,133 --> 00:59:07,350 Now? 968 00:59:09,174 --> 00:59:12,172 - Don't you have any cash? - Take it all. 969 00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:13,736 Take me. 970 00:59:14,692 --> 00:59:15,822 Koszonom! 971 00:59:17,646 --> 00:59:19,210 Come, my beauty! 972 00:59:28,465 --> 00:59:30,506 He's capable of anything. 973 00:59:30,724 --> 00:59:33,504 - I'm here, honey. - Morally, I can't. 974 00:59:33,765 --> 00:59:36,328 Hold me tight! I'm scared. 975 00:59:36,502 --> 00:59:37,719 Go away! 976 00:59:37,935 --> 00:59:39,586 No. This is my bedroom. 977 00:59:39,804 --> 00:59:43,323 You break me in two! My brute! My wild man! 978 00:59:44,670 --> 00:59:46,147 Black jacket! 979 01:00:11,432 --> 01:00:14,388 "Well, that's settled, then." 980 01:00:14,734 --> 01:00:16,081 "Good God! It's... 981 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:18,124 "Scoubidou!" 982 01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:23,945 No dance. It'd Kill her. 983 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:32,765 Don't piss about! 984 01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:35,242 Ladies and gentlemen, 985 01:00:35,415 --> 01:00:37,588 my fellows and I 986 01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:39,933 would draw your attention 987 01:00:40,151 --> 01:00:43,583 to the often difficult, sometimes frightful, conditions 988 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,450 in which we do our job. 989 01:00:46,711 --> 01:00:49,666 As proof, just look at the pitiful state 990 01:00:49,882 --> 01:00:53,272 of our fellow, who, despite multiple contusions, 991 01:00:53,445 --> 01:00:56,269 insisted on appearing tonight, 992 01:00:57,703 --> 01:00:59,789 and whose awful suffering, I'm sure, 993 01:00:59,963 --> 01:01:01,744 cannot but stir a response. 994 01:01:02,048 --> 01:01:04,264 So I and the troupe 995 01:01:04,438 --> 01:01:05,871 will pass amongst you 996 01:01:06,089 --> 01:01:08,304 and count on your generosity 997 01:01:08,521 --> 01:01:11,084 for the actors and the theatre. Thank you. 998 01:01:18,644 --> 01:01:20,903 I'm very glad about the whip-round. 999 01:01:21,077 --> 01:01:24,119 It's clean, tax-free, no commission. 1000 01:01:24,292 --> 01:01:25,422 We'll do it tonight. 1001 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,724 Every night seems a bit much. 1002 01:01:34,546 --> 01:01:35,371 You've been 1003 01:01:35,589 --> 01:01:37,456 scuffling with the neurotic. 1004 01:01:38,108 --> 01:01:41,063 - She's quite a woman. - Neurotics, 1005 01:01:41,236 --> 01:01:44,669 chandeliers, trapdoors... It's getting totally surreal. 1006 01:01:44,885 --> 01:01:47,753 This isn't a tour. It's a ghost train. 1007 01:01:49,752 --> 01:01:50,577 Good morning. 1008 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:53,401 I wanted to say goodbye. 1009 01:01:53,619 --> 01:01:54,488 We're coming. 1010 01:01:55,443 --> 01:01:59,179 No. I'm going back to Paris. I'm leaving the tour. 1011 01:01:59,353 --> 01:02:01,308 What's all this? 1012 01:02:01,439 --> 01:02:04,436 You don't quit a play halfway through. 1013 01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,174 Is it the pay? 1014 01:02:06,435 --> 01:02:07,521 No. 1015 01:02:08,217 --> 01:02:10,389 I'm giving up acting. 1016 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,734 No... 1017 01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:14,950 It's not how I imagined. 1018 01:02:17,688 --> 01:02:20,033 I thought it'd be more... 1019 01:02:23,161 --> 01:02:25,204 Well, I imagined it differently. 1020 01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:28,332 But that's no excuse. 1021 01:02:29,071 --> 01:02:31,938 We imagined things too, didn't we, Georges? 1022 01:02:32,764 --> 01:02:34,023 Come. 1023 01:02:35,153 --> 01:02:36,413 Come. 1024 01:02:48,404 --> 01:02:49,664 I don't believe it! 1025 01:02:49,881 --> 01:02:53,834 You don't give up the boards. You have to hang on. 1026 01:02:54,008 --> 01:02:55,747 Look. We're hanging on. 1027 01:02:56,485 --> 01:02:57,701 Like suckers. 1028 01:02:58,527 --> 01:03:00,091 It's not just that. There's Pat. 1029 01:03:01,133 --> 01:03:02,003 If there's Pat... 1030 01:03:02,264 --> 01:03:06,174 Anyway, he's always sleeping with the dresser. 1031 01:03:06,391 --> 01:03:07,217 Really? 1032 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:10,083 It's often to pass the time. It's not... 1033 01:03:10,388 --> 01:03:12,691 What will you do in Paris? 1034 01:03:13,342 --> 01:03:16,470 You might find a nice little job if you're lucky. 1035 01:03:16,644 --> 01:03:19,251 But you'll regret this all your life. 1036 01:03:22,509 --> 01:03:23,596 Look. 1037 01:03:23,986 --> 01:03:26,854 Honestly, don't we look happy? 1038 01:03:29,504 --> 01:03:30,591 Yes. 1039 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:34,892 Maybe the boy is shy, he doesn't dare. 1040 01:03:35,066 --> 01:03:37,281 Just put him at ease. That's all. 1041 01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:54,443 We wanted to say something, Pat. 1042 01:04:47,359 --> 01:04:49,749 Mademoiselle Milo? Phone call for you. 1043 01:04:49,923 --> 01:04:51,183 First on the right. 1044 01:04:51,357 --> 01:04:53,746 What? Nobody knows I'm here. 1045 01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:57,266 It's me. 1046 01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:58,829 - Where are you? - Everywhere. 1047 01:04:59,091 --> 01:05:02,088 I never give up. I stick like glue. 1048 01:05:02,349 --> 01:05:03,870 You mental case! 1049 01:05:04,130 --> 01:05:06,998 You've dislocated my arm. My elbow's cracked. 1050 01:05:07,258 --> 01:05:09,822 You'll pay. I'll crush you like a turd. 1051 01:05:09,995 --> 01:05:11,169 You have to go down. 1052 01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:12,863 - Never! - 30%. 1053 01:05:13,123 --> 01:05:15,513 Nothing, you impotent bastard! 1054 01:05:15,643 --> 01:05:16,729 I need cash. 1055 01:05:16,947 --> 01:05:18,250 Don't let me down. 1056 01:05:18,468 --> 01:05:20,422 I'll never give up this play. 1057 01:05:25,115 --> 01:05:26,505 A disappointment, darling? 1058 01:05:26,722 --> 01:05:28,938 Piss off! This isn't the time! 1059 01:05:33,108 --> 01:05:34,933 What can I say? 1060 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:38,409 I think it's time I settled down. 1061 01:05:38,626 --> 01:05:42,580 If you mean with old mother Milo, you'd better hurry. 1062 01:05:42,927 --> 01:05:47,316 Given the havoc she's wreaking! She's coming unstuck. 1063 01:05:48,358 --> 01:05:50,444 You'd be a widower in two days. 1064 01:05:50,618 --> 01:05:52,269 Why two days? 1065 01:07:44,447 --> 01:07:45,836 Come with us, monsieur. 1066 01:07:48,270 --> 01:07:50,225 Don't make a scene here. 1067 01:07:51,398 --> 01:07:52,484 Easy. 1068 01:07:52,789 --> 01:07:54,135 This way. 1069 01:08:02,173 --> 01:08:03,910 Around 60, 65. 1070 01:08:04,215 --> 01:08:07,125 An ordinary old man. A bit flighty. 1071 01:08:07,343 --> 01:08:08,603 He's raving. 1072 01:08:08,776 --> 01:08:10,515 No! I... 1073 01:08:10,861 --> 01:08:12,122 No. No weapon. 1074 01:08:12,513 --> 01:08:15,120 Of course. We'll work on him. Call you back. 1075 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:18,508 Let's go. Name, address, age, 1076 01:08:18,726 --> 01:08:19,899 marital status. 1077 01:08:21,767 --> 01:08:24,504 Good evening, gentlemen. 1078 01:08:24,678 --> 01:08:25,938 Thank you, sir. 1079 01:08:26,459 --> 01:08:28,675 Your ticket, sir. 1080 01:08:30,630 --> 01:08:32,498 Thank you. Come with me. 1081 01:08:35,105 --> 01:08:37,495 - It's Shapiron. He's the one! - Sit down. 1082 01:08:37,711 --> 01:08:40,189 I have to warn them. He'll... 1083 01:08:40,361 --> 01:08:41,492 Remain seated. 1084 01:08:50,224 --> 01:08:53,482 Just look at me. Can't you see this is a blunder? 1085 01:08:53,656 --> 01:08:56,133 Have pity! Sorry! 1086 01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,088 Scoubidou! 1087 01:08:58,219 --> 01:09:01,520 OK, all right. Calm down. 1088 01:09:08,906 --> 01:09:10,904 Have you heard of Scoubidou? 1089 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:13,294 That's me. Well, no, it's not me. 1090 01:09:13,555 --> 01:09:16,248 "I am the Sainte-Clotilde notary." 1091 01:09:23,374 --> 01:09:25,806 I asked your name. You do have one? 1092 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:30,325 Of course! Victor Vialat. Conservatoire. 1093 01:09:30,543 --> 01:09:33,540 Classical repertory, avant-garde plays, tragedies, comedies, 1094 01:09:33,714 --> 01:09:35,756 historical characters. 1095 01:09:35,929 --> 01:09:37,710 I'm an actor, gentlemen. 1096 01:09:39,623 --> 01:09:43,402 "Bon appétit, gentlemen. O upright ministers!" 1097 01:09:43,836 --> 01:09:45,009 "Scoubidou! 1098 01:09:45,183 --> 01:09:46,834 "Still as bewitching." 1099 01:09:47,095 --> 01:09:49,832 "Where am I? Be frank. Hide nothing from me. 1100 01:09:50,050 --> 01:09:52,874 "In what place, at what site have I landed 1101 01:09:53,004 --> 01:09:54,655 "like an aerolite?" 1102 01:09:54,959 --> 01:09:57,957 "I absolutely must show you the pigeon loft." 1103 01:09:58,130 --> 01:09:59,781 "May this day begin 1104 01:10:00,085 --> 01:10:02,693 "and end without Titus 1105 01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:04,691 "ever seeing Berenice!” 1106 01:10:04,995 --> 01:10:08,384 - Run! - Uneducated torturers! 1107 01:10:08,557 --> 01:10:09,600 Same to you! 1108 01:10:09,861 --> 01:10:11,034 Stop! 1109 01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:14,336 Stop! You must stop him. 1110 01:10:14,901 --> 01:10:16,378 Stop! 1111 01:10:16,856 --> 01:10:18,333 "But why, Scoubidou?" 1112 01:10:18,550 --> 01:10:22,721 "I guarantee that the first twit to come through that door..." 1113 01:10:23,459 --> 01:10:26,805 "Dear madam! If you only knew...! 1114 01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:29,195 "A tragedy! A blunder! 1115 01:10:29,369 --> 01:10:30,846 "A catastrophe!" 1116 01:10:34,452 --> 01:10:36,190 Guns. He's here. 1117 01:10:36,364 --> 01:10:37,232 With a gun. 1118 01:10:37,449 --> 01:10:39,448 - "Sister-in-law." - Who, what, where, how? 1119 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:40,795 Shapiron. 1120 01:10:40,969 --> 01:10:41,838 "Sister-in-law." 1121 01:10:42,011 --> 01:10:44,009 "I lost your sister-in-law." 1122 01:10:44,183 --> 01:10:45,400 He's going to shoot. 1123 01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:46,833 - Get down. - Never. 1124 01:10:47,138 --> 01:10:48,832 "My sister-in-law? What?" 1125 01:10:49,093 --> 01:10:50,266 Where is he? 1126 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:52,134 "And who are you?" 1127 01:10:52,699 --> 01:10:53,742 "I am... 1128 01:10:54,524 --> 01:10:55,827 "Maitre Alibert. 1129 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,386 "To Guingamp!" 1130 01:11:04,821 --> 01:11:05,864 "To Guingamp!" 1131 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,601 "To Guingamp!" 1132 01:11:07,819 --> 01:11:09,513 "To Guingamp!" 1133 01:11:12,380 --> 01:11:13,553 Bollocks! 1134 01:11:14,856 --> 01:11:18,289 "Call the station instead of standing there." 1135 01:11:18,463 --> 01:11:19,331 Berks! 1136 01:11:19,505 --> 01:11:21,417 Quick! He's buggering it up. 1137 01:11:21,591 --> 01:11:23,068 Do you mind? I'm speaking. 1138 01:11:23,328 --> 01:11:25,761 - "I'll show you the pigeon loft." - "Take me there." 1139 01:11:26,022 --> 01:11:27,065 "Very well." 1140 01:11:27,282 --> 01:11:29,150 "I can hear shouts..." 1141 01:11:30,236 --> 01:11:32,582 Not a bloody storm! Not now! 1142 01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:36,145 "I am ready. Do what you will... with me." 1143 01:11:37,796 --> 01:11:40,316 "Ophélie! Are you there already, darling?" 1144 01:11:51,525 --> 01:11:52,916 That's enough! 1145 01:11:53,610 --> 01:11:56,044 He's there. Block the exits! 1146 01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:57,825 And hide! 1147 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,385 We're fucked! 1148 01:12:05,472 --> 01:12:07,600 Go on, fire! 1149 01:12:07,730 --> 01:12:10,468 I shall die on my feet, on stage. 1150 01:12:10,685 --> 01:12:12,032 No, come on! 1151 01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:14,291 It's personal. I'm waiting. 1152 01:12:14,508 --> 01:12:15,768 There he is! 1153 01:12:16,159 --> 01:12:17,419 I'm waiting. 1154 01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:18,419 Fire! 1155 01:12:18,853 --> 01:12:20,070 We've got him. 1156 01:12:21,069 --> 01:12:22,936 Chickening out. Coward! 1157 01:12:23,067 --> 01:12:24,545 Girly! 1158 01:12:25,370 --> 01:12:27,369 Don't laugh. It's not funny. 1159 01:12:35,623 --> 01:12:38,969 I'll agree to lie down. I'm stopping. I won't play. 1160 01:12:39,143 --> 01:12:40,750 - Shut up! - I've done nothing. 1161 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:43,444 Where did they put... 1162 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:45,268 Move it, you puff! 1163 01:12:47,093 --> 01:12:49,266 - Go on! - I couldn't. 1164 01:12:49,786 --> 01:12:51,351 What are you doing? 1165 01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:52,654 - Pity! - Move! 1166 01:12:52,958 --> 01:12:54,826 - Come down! - Lie down! 1167 01:12:55,044 --> 01:12:56,260 Never! 1168 01:12:56,434 --> 01:12:57,520 Get down! 1169 01:12:57,694 --> 01:12:59,389 I want this play to stop. 1170 01:12:59,605 --> 01:13:03,081 I shall never stop this play so bugger off out of here! 1171 01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:05,645 Get down, you cow! 1172 01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:07,991 Sorry? 1173 01:13:08,251 --> 01:13:10,380 He's going to shoot me. 1174 01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:11,988 No! Hang on! 1175 01:13:12,248 --> 01:13:13,856 He's bluffing. 1176 01:13:14,029 --> 01:13:14,811 40%! 1177 01:13:15,116 --> 01:13:16,158 - Nothing! - I don't care! 1178 01:13:16,376 --> 01:13:18,722 I'll count to three. One... 1179 01:13:18,896 --> 01:13:19,765 One... 1180 01:13:19,981 --> 01:13:21,372 - Two... - Two... 1181 01:13:21,590 --> 01:13:23,327 Move! Stop him! 1182 01:13:23,501 --> 01:13:24,674 We'll catch him. 1183 01:13:26,195 --> 01:13:27,976 No! Not you! Put that down now! 1184 01:13:29,063 --> 01:13:30,061 The other side. 1185 01:13:32,147 --> 01:13:34,319 Go round. We'll use a pincer movement. 1186 01:13:36,448 --> 01:13:37,839 I'd rather not. 1187 01:13:38,055 --> 01:13:39,228 Best stay together. 1188 01:13:39,490 --> 01:13:41,314 I said "pincer movement"! 1189 01:13:42,878 --> 01:13:45,354 You're no longer part of the cast. 1190 01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:46,615 Drop it. 1191 01:13:46,831 --> 01:13:48,613 Not the axe! Don't be silly! 1192 01:13:50,611 --> 01:13:51,654 Let that man go! 1193 01:13:51,871 --> 01:13:53,261 Never! 1194 01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:55,173 I'll waste all actors! 1195 01:13:55,391 --> 01:13:58,909 I hate you all! Pariahs! Thieves! Moneygrabbers! 1196 01:14:04,731 --> 01:14:06,773 Pincers! I'll come a cropper. 1197 01:14:07,643 --> 01:14:08,858 Move, you! 1198 01:14:09,163 --> 01:14:11,422 Vertigo! Go around. 1199 01:14:11,596 --> 01:14:12,856 Move or I fire! 1200 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:15,593 Bollocks! 1201 01:14:25,976 --> 01:14:28,366 You're all fired! Retirement! 1202 01:14:29,496 --> 01:14:30,886 Shapiron will win! 1203 01:14:46,918 --> 01:14:49,959 45%. I can't do more. 1204 01:14:59,734 --> 01:15:00,777 My love! 1205 01:15:01,255 --> 01:15:02,906 Oh, you! 1206 01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:05,600 Victor! 1207 01:15:07,816 --> 01:15:11,074 - Weren't you scared? - No, I've a head for heights. 1208 01:15:11,291 --> 01:15:13,159 - Bravo! - It was nothing. 1209 01:15:25,715 --> 01:15:27,149 Ladies and gentlemen. 1210 01:15:27,931 --> 01:15:29,104 Tonight, 1211 01:15:29,321 --> 01:15:31,146 one of our fellows will not get up. 1212 01:15:31,668 --> 01:15:32,667 Once again 1213 01:15:32,971 --> 01:15:36,533 the theatre has struck an obscure but devoted soldier. 1214 01:15:36,794 --> 01:15:38,445 A cheerful companion, 1215 01:15:39,183 --> 01:15:40,530 exemplary, 1216 01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:42,311 fiery, inventive 1217 01:15:42,616 --> 01:15:45,440 with a brilliant future, cut down 1218 01:15:45,744 --> 01:15:47,351 in the prime of life. 1219 01:15:47,569 --> 01:15:50,479 But he will leave the memory of a man, a friend, 1220 01:15:50,697 --> 01:15:53,043 who fought to entertain you. 1221 01:15:53,477 --> 01:15:56,735 So before the show can go on, 1222 01:15:56,997 --> 01:15:59,864 as it must, we will pass amongst you 1223 01:16:00,125 --> 01:16:02,861 and throw ourselves upon your generosity. 1224 01:17:32,318 --> 01:17:33,665 You are Mr...? 1225 01:17:33,838 --> 01:17:35,706 Brami. I'm expected. 1226 01:17:38,878 --> 01:17:43,614 Yes. Sorry, sir. I have a Mr Brami. 1227 01:17:45,351 --> 01:17:46,611 Very well, sir. 1228 01:17:47,654 --> 01:17:48,697 You're expected. 1229 01:17:51,565 --> 01:17:52,868 Come in! 1230 01:17:59,254 --> 01:18:00,818 Dear Brami, how nice! 1231 01:18:06,727 --> 01:18:07,770 Well? 1232 01:18:07,986 --> 01:18:11,463 I brought the latest adaptation which is more... 1233 01:18:11,810 --> 01:18:13,026 Condensed? 1234 01:18:13,418 --> 01:18:15,459 Condensed. Exactly. 1235 01:18:16,068 --> 01:18:18,153 In fact, I took it upon myself to... 1236 01:18:18,588 --> 01:18:19,674 To...? 1237 01:18:20,499 --> 01:18:22,715 Cut out the first act. 1238 01:18:22,976 --> 01:18:25,278 - It wasn't the best. - You're right. 1239 01:18:25,539 --> 01:18:26,669 It was too... 1240 01:18:27,017 --> 01:18:28,016 Hollow. 1241 01:18:28,450 --> 01:18:29,449 Yes. Hollow. 1242 01:18:29,709 --> 01:18:30,796 That's it. 1243 01:18:31,014 --> 01:18:33,142 It was... it was hollow. 1244 01:18:33,359 --> 01:18:35,531 Now you're on stage all the time. 1245 01:18:35,793 --> 01:18:37,834 It looks totally different. 1246 01:18:38,139 --> 01:18:39,572 It's less untidy. 1247 01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:41,441 Now it's... 1248 01:18:41,788 --> 01:18:44,177 Apart from the barrier problem... 1249 01:18:44,395 --> 01:18:45,524 What barrier? 1250 01:18:45,698 --> 01:18:49,695 - Won't the language barrier be...? - No. 1251 01:18:49,956 --> 01:18:53,257 We're exporting our style, not our vocabulary. 1252 01:18:54,692 --> 01:18:56,820 Give us an extravaganza! 1253 01:18:56,994 --> 01:18:59,079 Put your bloody guts into it! 1254 01:18:59,297 --> 01:19:01,730 Inject some colour. Make it swing. 1255 01:19:01,947 --> 01:19:03,338 As far as that goes... 1256 01:19:03,598 --> 01:19:06,378 People are waiting to catch us out. 1257 01:19:06,596 --> 01:19:07,725 It's our shop window. 1258 01:19:07,899 --> 01:19:11,288 And a shop window has to sparkle. 1259 01:20:33,661 --> 01:20:34,922 You are mine! 1260 01:20:35,356 --> 01:20:36,399 - No! - I want you. 1261 01:20:36,617 --> 01:20:37,920 - Oh, yes! - Not now! 1262 01:20:38,963 --> 01:20:41,482 - Carla! Hang on! - You'll kill yourselves. 1263 01:20:41,656 --> 01:20:42,655 Come on, Carla! 1264 01:21:10,156 --> 01:21:11,417 A quick whip-round? 1265 01:21:12,677 --> 01:21:13,936 A whip-round. 1266 01:21:14,241 --> 01:21:15,718 A quick whip-round. 1267 01:24:01,682 --> 01:24:04,767 Subtitling - Henry Moon for TELETOTA 84463

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