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Five minutes ago, the
entertainment program.
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So now if you're watching it, you're
already living in the past, right?
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Let's meet tonight on entertainment.
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Five minutes ago, we asked the question,
whatever happened to Johnny Bravo?
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What kind of question is that?
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I'm Ryan here, a man live
in the gram from one.
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These man, I love Mac.
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It'll be socialite.
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I want to be, why did
they keep saying wannabe
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to want to be TV hosts?
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This was sobbing.
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The writers are trying to
say I'm hot in Japanese.
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Learn to read man.
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And tonight we answer who cares?
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Bobby good-looking son, star of sparkle.
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Vampire in love.
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Jeez.
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James.
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Where's my deep fried peanut butter
sandwich, pizza burger, and my
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deep fried milkshake to wash it.
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Now, did you see, they bumped my spot
for someone frequently over black.
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What are they trying to say?
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But all chicks dig a
skinny dudes with feelings.
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All I know, it's not your fault
that my superstardom somehow
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got sucked into a black hole.
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What's up holler, whatnot days.
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When did Buffett pretty good way
to one and pay state parks for
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the yellow, some due to the world.
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I even made that
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dish tape that I posted on
the internet in Canada race.
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My little buddy, I got shot.
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You don't have to watch that thing again.
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And again,
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after all the hotness
I've brought to the war.
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You'd think the world would
want to give something back.
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Hollywood is dead long.
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Live Bali won.
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The Indian film industry is where it's
a place where stars are worshiped like
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gods and the women are so gorgeous.
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They make Hollywood actresses look like
something that a bugger with a hair in
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Bollywood.
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Huh?
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Oh man.
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That's got Bravo written all over it.
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Cause you know, they both begin
with a letter, James packer things.
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We're going to go make us some
Indian movies and bandana.
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Oh, the Indians are going to love.
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I mean, you're writing.
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A letter from Johnny, Johnny wrote
a whole letter using the alphabet.
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Dear mama, if you are reading, this
means that I'm dead spot, Johnny
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dead keen on becoming the
biggest star in Bollywood.
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Indiana.
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Love Johnny.
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Did he say India?
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I told Jesus a direct flight in 72 hours,
five stopovers, four different countries.
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Oh, well I guess coach
class beads, air class.
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my new buddy is quite the
excellent treat such gracefulness.
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I am like the space.
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Hulu flying lizard.
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Prepare for me to insert my bin
in your ear and make you my life.
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Mamma.
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The sky has the worst actor since, since
the guy from a real movie that is sick.
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He is Bollywood's biggest star, bad guy.
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That's my competition.
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All this fame thing just got way too easy.
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Johnny B M a house who loves me.
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And I want answers Indiana.
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When I see cows Indians,
not so many Calvin,
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no.
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We want to be superstars
approach at your own peril jeans.
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You go first and be my.
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Good afternoon.
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Sorry.
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Welcome to Bollywood studios please.
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Welcome to Bollywood studios.
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Now, please get out.
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Sorry.
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No bamboo was pops.
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I've got a date with destiny and if
I play my cards, right, and maybe her
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younger cuter sister, you don't want
to stay at your old, you cannot come
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charging him like a bull at the gate or?
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Yeah, who's gonna stop
me the bull at the gate.
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Gals up.
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Damn, this cat's McGinn dog, man.
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Now shooting Ben Deanna Jaya
Holmes and the last crystal head
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bone of a doom golden monkey.
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Indiana's biggest star model for it.
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Look at my gobs hair.
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You call that a co-op
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suddenly laying it in consequential.
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It is gee Bollywood's biggest star.
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Please accept.
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These skies is compensation for
the possible permanent loss of your
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job.
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Good morning, Mr.
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G, you heard looking back,
particularly started liking handsome.
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Remember, how could I forget
when I come to your head?
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When I leave your dead?
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When I'm on the red carpet, who
should I see now for the 10th time?
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I'm a self-indulgent mega who just
wants to be loved and adored from afar.
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They had a real job, huh?
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Wow.
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It looks like I got to do what
any good looking after with no
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connections needs to do get a job
as a waiter and get discovered by
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someone with an eye for super hotness
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goofy look, a little lady is
I'm just trying to figure out
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a way to get a job as a waiter.
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So I can be discovered as a Bollywood.
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Sure tongue, Missy, you talk to
your mama with hat and mouth.
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Who's on the whatnot.
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Oh, man, man, last holler or no loss.
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See now
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make it that beat.
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Time is money.
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We are losing light here.
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Hot dog.
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That's gotta be a genuine
Bollywood director and producer.
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All I've got to do is get them
to see my face on in some star.
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Now I've got this one
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pops up coming through, namely me.
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Beautiful.
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Quiet.
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Thank you.
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See, I am hot.
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Aren't I.
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Not sure Paul is going to steal
my short time to use my head.
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Hey,
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now what you need is
some of that last email.
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Let's give it up for Johnny.
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I will clean up your mess
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by the look of you.
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You want something tired and boring?
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Hold the talent.
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Actually, I like to see the
specialist because I can't see
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anything special in front of me.
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Well, forget that I had
the soup of the day.
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Nice and hot and banks.
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You'll ask for it.
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Missile fix has little red wagon.
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I'll
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tell you.
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I keep getting this strange feeling.
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Someone wants to do me a home nonsense who
would ever wish harm on such a handsome.
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I got some temples on the question, huh?
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You thought I was kidding.
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You thought it was wrong?
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I don't want to die early.
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What I need is
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to the eye, to the member.
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G Y I can spend get your 10.
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Let me see me on the street.
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And they know, I mean, all I have to do is
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the, baby's a bone.
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They already know my name.
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I'm not Bonnie.
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So friendly quippy, whatever way you
greet me by this is just look at my God.
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I'm a mega minute.
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sometimes I think jiggy
doesn't treat us with respect.
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Sometimes.
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I think Judy doesn't even like, yes.
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Sometimes I wonder if my smile
is prettier than my hair.
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Do you ever think about anything
besides, you know, my smile
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and my hair equally pretty.
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You really want to be a Bollywood
hunk and not jiggy off his
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bed, but your Mendez, I do.
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Here's the deal.
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We give you the secret to jiggy
star power and help you achieve.
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You will make me your agent
and she, but you do say that
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two heads are better than one.
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And this case I made one,
two more than two ladies.
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You got yourself a deal.
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So what's the big.
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Wow,
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how can he be?
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He's reading my mind.
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There is only one ticket, but you can
almost be like, you can, two points.
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If there's one of the, we
had a house to have them
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rip off.
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So when you say rip off is not a
good thing, cause it sounds like.
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It has lost all its palette.
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His own youth had doubt that he
uses so much of the original gunky
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buys to gain power over his band.
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Your made here resales,
his used hair down.
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Wow.
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If you want to be a doer, you've
got to get the fresh stuff.
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Wait a sec.
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If it's so secret, how
come you to know about it?
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Because we weren't just
Diggies number one, fans.
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I need it.
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I pick fast do that.
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Dan Dan's
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creepy.
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I must just, you too,
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man.
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You need to man up or a monkey.
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Just stop it, man.
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Okay.
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Who's going to knock
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how talented I am now.
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Step aside,
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Johnny Bravo.
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He knows your name represent
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like what you've done to the
place must be a real magnet
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for the late heirs, but crazy
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Johnny.
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I see that you
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can, we just cut to the chase?
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You'll have a secret magical hair gel.
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That will give me extra hotness.
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I do.
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But first I must show you the
process by which it is made.
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Okay.
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Y just make it quick, but women of
Bollywood have waited long enough.
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Hi, I start with the sweat
extracted from the users of
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infomercial weight loss machines,
then the tears of a teenage girl.
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Who's woken up with a seat on the night.
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And finally, I infuse it with a
stolen size of love, long celebrity
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worshipers, Jean dreamboat, Bobby
good-looking son in sparkle.
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Vampire in love.
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Let's stay up all night
talking about the feelings.
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I love loving you.
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My lovely law.
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Oh, the very distillation of
heartbreak and desperation mixed
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with vanity now with horrible.
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I'll take it, my guy, my
store, God, just get the stuff.
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I don't want to pretend like I'm
listening anymore on your own head.
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Yeah.
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A hair gel only got it.
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How much do I owe?
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Just one is for free, but
the rest will cost you.
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really, it's free except for
the part about your soul.
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So then it's like a trade where I
don't have to pay you any money.
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Basically.
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If you don't put any monetary
value on your soul, then
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sure you can call it a trade.
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I was a sucker for a bargain
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that's so magic hair.
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This is too much cool.
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The waste on some old river nude.
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What are you playing
super fly or super cool.
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You decide it's okay.
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I guess what you're done with your hands.
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Listen, I can stand around all day.
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Fantastic.
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But I've got to move
around and look fantastic.
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But I will give you the honor
of watching me walk away.
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all this love for Johnny
and not one chicken, a cry.
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I want my mind, like for free.
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I want my muffin back.
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Sorry.
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No refunds or exchanges.
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I've been, what am I supposed to do?
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I don't know all the way.
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Dabo the dose,
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Y X giant head.
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00:23:11,665 --> 00:23:14,005
You make a lot of sense,
even if you are freaking
259
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,115
my hair.
260
00:23:24,115 --> 00:23:24,835
So amazing.
261
00:23:24,835 --> 00:23:29,905
I want to die and come back
as my own Cudi picture.
262
00:23:29,905 --> 00:23:34,375
It Jiechi is an Indian robot from
the future who travels back in time
263
00:23:34,525 --> 00:23:36,355
and falls in love with a motorcycle.
264
00:23:36,595 --> 00:23:38,635
He is the Terminator.
265
00:23:40,215 --> 00:23:41,265
I am liking it.
266
00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:45,315
I'm liking it is going on.
267
00:24:00,915 --> 00:24:01,205
good.
268
00:24:02,835 --> 00:24:03,465
It's true.
269
00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:13,095
excuse me.
270
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:17,775
The exquisite creature blessed
with deceling follicles speak.
271
00:24:22,515 --> 00:24:25,035
we haven't gone to the fuse.
272
00:24:27,110 --> 00:24:31,129
And you could crush it by hundreds of
millions of artists living a balance of
273
00:24:31,129 --> 00:24:34,219
a thousand rooms on the most luxurious.
274
00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:36,770
You have me at worship by
hundreds of millions of
275
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:51,979
I'm sure he'll come back.
276
00:24:53,629 --> 00:24:56,340
He's probably just telling them
where they can take a flying.
277
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,450
this is it.
278
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,060
Johnny come to Bali.
279
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:13,890
Karen, it must be a pretty
lax around his parks.
280
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:16,440
Sienna's house, able to smuggle two guns
281
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,630
to permit a kick out of
282
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,940
Who is this prancing
pony and relaxed jiggy.
283
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,210
Some nobody will pull off
the street to be Acosta.
284
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,340
No, I only work with
actors, but five agree.
285
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,050
Other than me it's in my contract.
286
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:45,179
He is about me or I can.
287
00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,260
And what does I can do?
288
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:47,760
You do?
289
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:53,370
It's because of the eyeballs and
attracts ands to bite the eyeballs
290
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:58,740
and then the people who can no
longer see the, I can be precise.
291
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,379
alright, let's go for the hustle.
292
00:26:17,925 --> 00:26:21,225
Where is my friends call me Johnny,
but you can call me handsome
293
00:26:24,794 --> 00:26:26,054
when I can read subtitles.
294
00:26:26,205 --> 00:26:27,584
So I'll try not to speak too fast.
295
00:26:29,324 --> 00:26:29,685
Mr.
296
00:26:29,685 --> 00:26:30,284
Bravo.
297
00:26:30,615 --> 00:26:37,635
Hey Johnny to the lady with talented
lips, really about Bollywood.
298
00:26:37,635 --> 00:26:43,784
Johnny, why are you looking to get
me a little lesson, but why do it in
299
00:26:43,784 --> 00:26:46,395
private when we can do it in public?
300
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,709
You've seen the films outside
this place has show the world
301
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,070
of songs and fancy clothes.
302
00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:07,480
They deal with doom and fear
because that's not what we're about.
303
00:27:07,889 --> 00:27:08,520
Put out about.
304
00:27:09,115 --> 00:27:11,335
And what attitude, that's why we want the
305
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:43,324
As long as you know,
306
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,564
when you're saying that
part about the free food.
307
00:28:13,564 --> 00:28:14,794
Again, I'm starving.
308
00:28:31,754 --> 00:28:32,835
Devil of a man.
309
00:28:32,835 --> 00:28:33,105
You
310
00:28:40,965 --> 00:28:46,915
talk to my agent, talk to
my manager, your manager.
311
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:54,840
Remind me why I need you again and
friends, keep your feet on the ground
312
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:56,850
because you're about to go big time.
313
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:59,940
You're about to surround
yourself with shocks and weasels.
314
00:29:07,409 --> 00:29:10,110
But most of all, because we had a deal.
315
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:12,899
Johnny, we give you the
secret to jiggy stop.
316
00:29:13,409 --> 00:29:17,879
You'll give us 50% of your earnings
while you did introduce me.
317
00:29:20,475 --> 00:29:21,315
Give me a better offer.
318
00:29:30,615 --> 00:29:31,065
Gotcha.
319
00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,175
I thought it was some
kind of weird Indiana
320
00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:46,185
bat show business.
321
00:29:55,304 --> 00:30:00,855
this is your last chance to
kill the da is irritating.
322
00:30:00,855 --> 00:30:06,044
My Botox, and I need to, so you
are now to be getting our new pod.
323
00:30:10,535 --> 00:30:15,345
No way, Sunday, this map, it looks
324
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:20,295
like you just saw a hot pumpkin
325
00:30:26,835 --> 00:30:27,405
rookie
326
00:30:31,605 --> 00:30:32,625
struggling by nature.
327
00:30:34,575 --> 00:30:38,355
You wouldn't know steadily fist and didn't
328
00:30:43,515 --> 00:30:44,565
didn't kiss.
329
00:30:44,835 --> 00:30:45,135
Right?
330
00:30:53,415 --> 00:30:54,195
Jiggy Watson.
331
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:01,820
What's the matter.
332
00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:04,280
Gigli not enough kissing
for you or what was that?
333
00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:05,390
Non kissing?
334
00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:10,550
Jiggy cricket stays in the picture.
335
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:14,960
Johnny baby did the big bag.
336
00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,400
Mega start upset.
337
00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:19,820
I can see what's happening here,
338
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,980
but it's time for everyone to get
339
00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:38,210
right here in the side of the neck
with my school, bring straight.
340
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:40,580
Really.
341
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,100
I would have gone for something
a little dead year, a gun or
342
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,290
something, maybe a ball as you will.
343
00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:46,430
Not my mother.
344
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:49,620
Anyway enough about me.
345
00:31:49,770 --> 00:31:51,450
Let's talk about myself and I,
346
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,110
oh,
347
00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:06,870
this is Johnny brules.
348
00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:07,980
Heron gets away with it.
349
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:09,420
No.
350
00:33:32,215 --> 00:33:35,685
is distracted, but only because I want to,
351
00:33:48,885 --> 00:33:49,635
sorry, man.
352
00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,405
Sometimes beauty is a beast.
353
00:33:56,955 --> 00:33:58,425
Don't take it too bad.
354
00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:02,475
The better man won, not to
mention the cuter cooler.
355
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:11,909
This is Robin
356
00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:21,330
He does not clumsy medical mouse.
357
00:34:21,989 --> 00:34:24,690
He's charging all the place
in an effort to upstate jiggy.
358
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:29,610
Battery must make short Chicky,
so his charging will stop.
359
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,170
But then what are Donnie Bravo?
360
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:32,670
Charlie Bravo.
361
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,650
Sorry.
362
00:34:40,949 --> 00:34:41,760
Terrible.
363
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,130
It's either me.
364
00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:50,370
He is the one above the contract is not
worth the paper it's is written off.
365
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:52,500
I have it on paper.
366
00:34:56,864 --> 00:34:57,435
No less
367
00:35:09,045 --> 00:35:10,634
G is in that movie.
368
00:35:10,785 --> 00:35:15,255
We shot it's almost finished.
369
00:35:21,825 --> 00:35:23,565
The hottest lights are in Bollywood is
370
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:37,384
Pardon me?
371
00:35:37,384 --> 00:35:37,435
The
372
00:35:41,535 --> 00:35:43,755
God, Indiana Jones.
373
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:47,384
You're telling me you
might not given McGee.
374
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,800
dreams at working in one of the
great restaurants of Europe.
375
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:14,310
People wants to see a filthy rat,
put its dirty balls on human food.
376
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,330
It never sell.
377
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:19,970
I don't want you.
378
00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:33,525
I think we need a new arena.
379
00:36:44,865 --> 00:36:47,595
I laughed out loud, not a comedy.
380
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,740
It should be on a
Bollywood soundstage with
381
00:37:03,029 --> 00:37:03,630
client.
382
00:37:04,259 --> 00:37:08,220
Yeah, I see ugly monkey is an
ugly crew, but no super is ready
383
00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:11,730
to worship at Johnny's feet
unless the hotties are inside.
384
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:30,690
cost money.
385
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,920
It's much cheaper to destroy
a real monkey palace that set.
386
00:37:36,865 --> 00:37:37,855
Oh, I see.
387
00:37:37,975 --> 00:37:42,775
Then you've got a contract to prove
that Johnny was sealed at the handshake.
388
00:37:51,685 --> 00:37:53,935
little girls with no business experience.
389
00:37:53,935 --> 00:37:55,525
Be so naive.
390
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:56,905
Now get out of here.
391
00:37:56,965 --> 00:37:57,445
Not you.
392
00:37:57,535 --> 00:37:58,195
I like your face.
393
00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:00,265
You don't have an agent, do you?
394
00:38:01,765 --> 00:38:02,155
No.
395
00:38:03,405 --> 00:38:03,905
Good.
396
00:38:14,665 --> 00:38:18,715
Oh, we've got 28 pages of script to
get through and 40 minutes to do it.
397
00:38:18,955 --> 00:38:21,415
So just make us, we've got plenty of time.
398
00:38:21,595 --> 00:38:23,245
I don't want anyone slacking.
399
00:38:27,415 --> 00:38:28,165
No, one's told John.
400
00:38:28,165 --> 00:38:28,765
I want to do.
401
00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:31,395
What's the name of this movie,
402
00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:47,325
logic originality on the schedule again,
Indiana Jones and the last crystal had
403
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,035
born of the dome golden monkey temple.
404
00:39:03,085 --> 00:39:03,745
we must tidy.
405
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,565
If we do not treat the last
crystal head bone of the doom
406
00:39:06,565 --> 00:39:08,395
golden monkey template, the world
407
00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:14,515
monkey.
408
00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:16,495
Boy, I hate those guys.
409
00:39:16,945 --> 00:39:18,595
Jealously guarding the treasure.
410
00:39:38,575 --> 00:39:42,385
because I am admiring the smoothness of
my jaw and the closest shave ever that
411
00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:44,305
you can now get from G shaving gel.
412
00:39:46,075 --> 00:39:47,755
So smooth in men.
413
00:40:29,415 --> 00:40:31,305
my brother.
414
00:40:31,785 --> 00:40:32,535
Take it out.
415
00:40:45,435 --> 00:40:48,555
whatever you do by my cakes,
don't look at the awesomeness.
416
00:40:58,965 --> 00:40:59,385
All right.
417
00:40:59,385 --> 00:40:59,655
Sugar.
418
00:40:59,655 --> 00:41:00,705
You can open those papers,
419
00:41:04,605 --> 00:41:05,055
Indiana.
420
00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,540
chief, Indiana.
421
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:16,380
We have reliable Intel that
Archduke Ferdinand of Australia
422
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:17,730
is about to be assassinated.
423
00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:20,610
Sorry, I'm losing you fucking Indiana.
424
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,630
what do you want to do in my
425
00:41:45,149 --> 00:41:46,200
what's up with the audience.
426
00:41:46,439 --> 00:41:49,919
You think I just mocked their smarts
and culture or something like that.
427
00:41:49,919 --> 00:41:54,720
You getting about trashing
the place answer, right.
428
00:41:54,899 --> 00:41:55,980
And thank goodness.
429
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,740
Nothing says box office more
than a box office burned to the
430
00:41:58,740 --> 00:42:02,700
ground, the cons, what do they say?
431
00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:08,819
Two kids can be here to Sharon.
432
00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:09,390
My moment.
433
00:42:10,439 --> 00:42:10,890
Where are they?
434
00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:11,819
Anyway, I just move.
435
00:42:11,819 --> 00:42:13,080
He's not suitable for children.
436
00:42:13,319 --> 00:42:14,939
Our children burned in the fire escape.
437
00:42:17,189 --> 00:42:17,819
The thing is.
438
00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:29,070
You know what all this fires
making me hungry for some barbecue.
439
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:29,990
What are you saying?
440
00:42:29,990 --> 00:42:32,130
We go get us some of
that free Bollywood food.
441
00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:34,410
Johnny.
442
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,240
Big time now to go with your new
status as Bollywood royalty, you must
443
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,310
have your absurdly lavish palace.
444
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:43,680
Whoa.
445
00:42:45,150 --> 00:42:45,870
Oh yes.
446
00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:48,300
There's room for many chips and goats.
447
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,070
And it's mine.
448
00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:55,440
You say no strings attached all
yours, but this is one little thing.
449
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,820
It's embarrassing for
a proud man, but, uh,
450
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,080
could I have your autograph?
451
00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:06,030
No problem.
452
00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:10,200
That's not an autograph book.
453
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:12,660
That's a contract.
454
00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:15,630
It's a standard agreement
and it's written in block.
455
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:16,920
Yes.
456
00:43:17,070 --> 00:43:18,660
There is a funny story about that.
457
00:43:18,779 --> 00:43:25,830
I was shaving at my desk and I watched
this part of a dipole deleted, sorry, man.
458
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,560
As much as my good business central
is telling me that you're an honest
459
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,180
man, I've already made a deal.
460
00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:34,320
Stinky and Milky.
461
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:36,660
I thought it was funky and
monkey, whatever they are.
462
00:43:36,870 --> 00:43:38,310
They're like family to me.
463
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,330
can family get your best
seats in the best restaurants?
464
00:43:42,450 --> 00:43:45,390
The fast cars, the fast
books, the fast turtles at the
465
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:46,890
annual Bollywood turtle races.
466
00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:50,200
Can family make your dreams
come true for failure?
467
00:43:50,430 --> 00:43:54,660
No family will just destroy you like
jackals, but if you want to choose
468
00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:56,340
jackals over your dreams, I understand
469
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:00,300
anything else.
470
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,250
You want me to sign this?
471
00:44:10,035 --> 00:44:12,615
Welcome to the dream
factory, Johnny Bravo.
472
00:44:12,675 --> 00:44:13,785
Now get some rest.
473
00:44:13,965 --> 00:44:15,945
We start shooting your
next hit in an hour.
474
00:44:16,185 --> 00:44:16,845
Opposite.
475
00:44:16,845 --> 00:44:19,785
Our two it's set under water predictably.
476
00:44:20,085 --> 00:44:21,555
Bring vinegar marked with a seat.
477
00:44:21,585 --> 00:44:21,975
Nice.
478
00:44:22,335 --> 00:44:22,515
Hmm.
479
00:44:22,575 --> 00:44:25,335
I didn't tell my greens involving C lies.
480
00:44:29,115 --> 00:44:29,775
Mama.
481
00:44:40,365 --> 00:44:46,545
I'd say hi, but legally I'm not allowed
to I'm relentless business executives.
482
00:44:46,635 --> 00:44:49,335
We got you from my true friends.
483
00:44:49,335 --> 00:44:52,395
Just gave me a swinging
bachelor pad and a car.
484
00:44:56,925 --> 00:44:58,245
There's something you need to know.
485
00:44:58,455 --> 00:45:00,345
We believe you're in danger from the
486
00:45:04,215 --> 00:45:05,445
Why don't you girls run off home.
487
00:45:05,805 --> 00:45:08,265
I drive you there in my new
sports car, but it seems to be
488
00:45:08,265 --> 00:45:10,035
painted onto my new fake garage.
489
00:45:12,225 --> 00:45:13,095
Sorry, kids.
490
00:45:13,155 --> 00:45:16,035
I got to go get accustomed
to my new life of luxury.
491
00:45:23,835 --> 00:45:30,765
Ah, man, not as one big trainer
for one big Bollywood star.
492
00:45:41,654 --> 00:45:49,335
There's no place like
fake home water, high GMC.
493
00:45:54,045 --> 00:45:56,835
You want to cross your fingers
and make good to your mama.
494
00:46:01,485 --> 00:46:01,935
Mama.
495
00:46:04,035 --> 00:46:06,615
Mama, who are you expecting?
496
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,325
A Bollywood babe.
497
00:46:08,355 --> 00:46:09,765
Wrapped up in a bow.
498
00:46:16,185 --> 00:46:17,025
Hi Johnny.
499
00:46:18,515 --> 00:46:18,825
Sue me.
500
00:46:18,825 --> 00:46:19,634
You're going to scram.
501
00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:20,415
I got mama.
502
00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:20,985
Your shoes.
503
00:46:23,085 --> 00:46:23,475
Mamma.
504
00:46:23,805 --> 00:46:25,755
What are you doing in Indiana man?
505
00:46:25,755 --> 00:46:30,735
Without a cowboy hat, I came to
look after your affairs, like
506
00:46:30,745 --> 00:46:32,925
manage your brand new friends site.
507
00:46:33,285 --> 00:46:37,665
Then Johnny Bravo, photo
blog, something looks off.
508
00:46:38,385 --> 00:46:38,925
That's an old.
509
00:46:39,825 --> 00:46:42,135
From before you were useful and famous.
510
00:46:42,255 --> 00:46:43,215
Now come on son.
511
00:46:43,485 --> 00:46:52,455
Tell mama about your Bollywood career
stable as this Hare house finally found
512
00:46:52,455 --> 00:46:54,645
somewhere that appreciates Hey for me.
513
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,595
So I go on more.
514
00:46:59,415 --> 00:47:01,665
All your dreams are coming true, boy,
515
00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:12,645
I think you mean bottom of the well
516
00:47:22,605 --> 00:47:25,635
man who knew Bollywood Hawks
were supposed to hear a car
517
00:50:29,050 --> 00:50:30,340
you guys are right.
518
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:31,690
Seriously though.
519
00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:35,590
I'd like to thank you for renaming your
national movie awards, the brothers,
520
00:50:36,550 --> 00:50:37,930
and for awarding them all to me.
521
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:43,620
But I guess what I have most to be
thankful for is those fucking assassins.
522
00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:46,500
Haven't tried to get me for some
time, unless of course, they've just
523
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:50,580
been waiting to take me down and some
fancy schmancy award show, but man,
524
00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:52,410
that'd be a scarier than a weirdo.
525
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,980
Plus you people paying money to see
it, the movies, I mean talk about,
526
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,130
only at 10,000 rupees a pop
gone into a store and here, you
527
00:51:15,630 --> 00:51:18,029
know, it's amazing how things
just keep going my way,
528
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:32,160
my head to be taken out least
it was my, someone has produced.
529
00:51:33,645 --> 00:51:35,895
Oh, Johnny, don't say that.
530
00:51:36,345 --> 00:51:37,515
You'll be okay.
531
00:51:37,605 --> 00:51:42,465
You will a little bit thinner in
some weird places, but, but okay.
532
00:51:42,705 --> 00:51:43,215
Oh mama.
533
00:51:43,815 --> 00:51:44,775
It's my time.
534
00:51:45,465 --> 00:51:47,745
I really was too beautiful for this world.
535
00:51:53,295 --> 00:51:56,655
I'll I'll always love me too.
536
00:51:58,735 --> 00:51:59,985
I hope y'all caught that on camera.
537
00:52:00,015 --> 00:52:00,375
Cause I will.
538
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:01,695
Some of my finest work yet.
539
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,729
ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Bravo.
540
00:52:12,209 --> 00:52:13,950
Bollywood's greatest action.
541
00:52:13,950 --> 00:52:20,339
Star is now an inaction stop
permanently Memphis shall any style in
542
00:52:20,339 --> 00:52:22,979
the Bollywood sky shine as brightly.
543
00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:28,529
Hello, friends, Indians
come lend me your ear.
544
00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:31,979
I can't love to praise
Johnny Bravo, but to.
545
00:52:33,235 --> 00:52:38,605
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new
star, greatest star in Indian sky.
546
00:52:52,135 --> 00:52:54,595
Well, you'll take a Bible boy.
547
00:52:54,745 --> 00:52:58,465
And I moved on because it looked
like he was still breathing.
548
00:52:58,585 --> 00:53:01,375
I fully assure you that Johnny
has passed on to the great white
549
00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:04,735
wave and you receive a farewell,
but fitting a star of his talents.
550
00:53:15,955 --> 00:53:16,165
Yeah.
551
00:53:16,585 --> 00:53:20,965
Something is very suspicious
about all of this smell around.
552
00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:31,290
Well, I don't know how things work
in your country, but when there's an
553
00:53:31,290 --> 00:53:37,950
unexplained mystery and the USA only
play on qualified folks, you obviously
554
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:40,410
tried us all that are y'all with me.
555
00:53:41,670 --> 00:53:48,120
Now, everything I see on TV is true
with this much sass, moodiness and
556
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:54,900
token I candy, then we'll have this
mystery solved next time or not
557
00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:08,260
sketch house cats, no nibbling on
this haka, cheesecake on a Bomani
558
00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:09,810
Bonnie Potter hair out of place.
559
00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:13,230
I thought I was a garner warning.
560
00:54:13,590 --> 00:54:17,190
Excessive use may result in the
production of super hairs, able to
561
00:54:17,190 --> 00:54:22,650
withstand pressures up to, but not
exceeding a giant golden statue may
562
00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:24,750
also cause spontaneous shrinkage of.
563
00:54:40,455 --> 00:54:41,415
Sorry at Tiffin Watson.
564
00:54:41,805 --> 00:54:43,935
I'm not treatment to a hungry
from mega some malaria.
565
00:54:48,345 --> 00:54:49,305
don't you recognize?
566
00:54:54,465 --> 00:54:55,185
Sorry, man.
567
00:54:55,365 --> 00:54:57,615
Couldn't see it through
all the humiliation.
568
00:54:58,455 --> 00:54:59,325
What are you implying?
569
00:54:59,535 --> 00:54:59,685
Then?
570
00:54:59,685 --> 00:55:02,835
I was hired under the only employment
graft available to me was to become a
571
00:55:14,355 --> 00:55:15,345
fall from grace.
572
00:55:15,525 --> 00:55:18,765
I've had no choice, but to become
one of the lowly people whose
573
00:55:18,765 --> 00:55:20,205
wives have made me a millionaire.
574
00:55:23,595 --> 00:55:27,075
Hey man being awesome and Indiana
and all it's cracked up to be.
575
00:55:27,524 --> 00:55:30,765
It makes no one to try to get rid
of you like some mega superstars.
576
00:55:30,765 --> 00:55:31,245
I know.
577
00:55:31,634 --> 00:55:34,125
What do you mean some crazy assassins?
578
00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:36,855
Always trying to knock me
off strangulation here.
579
00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:40,694
Sort of pack their giant golden statue
of yourself, tied to your pants on a
580
00:55:40,694 --> 00:55:43,725
national award ceremony, long story.
581
00:55:43,995 --> 00:55:44,805
But you're talking about that.
582
00:55:45,495 --> 00:55:47,355
Why would tongues want to get rid of you?
583
00:55:47,565 --> 00:55:49,575
I was the pivot target that me.
584
00:55:51,045 --> 00:55:51,855
What can I say?
585
00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:54,105
Maybe these thugs are like dogs to trees.
586
00:55:54,105 --> 00:55:57,225
They come and go see,
587
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:03,615
oh, whoever is paying maybe on a GI homes.
588
00:56:03,825 --> 00:56:05,265
Dave want them to disappear?
589
00:56:07,035 --> 00:56:10,245
First things first, you need
to take a shower second.
590
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:13,305
I know what you're thinking,
but my looks are so razor sharp.
591
00:56:13,305 --> 00:56:18,495
You need chain mail on your eyeballs
just to look at me, which means that
592
00:56:18,495 --> 00:56:22,004
it's time that you wouldn't make the
second and first biggest Bollywood
593
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:26,475
stars of all time, respectively
team up to bring down the bad guy.
594
00:56:34,305 --> 00:56:39,765
they never sleep know this was a
cool graphic and all, but you really
595
00:56:39,765 --> 00:56:40,964
need to back up and take a salad.
596
00:57:10,095 --> 00:57:10,965
Oh, mama.
597
00:57:11,325 --> 00:57:11,835
That's poor.
598
00:57:11,835 --> 00:57:12,825
Jamesy down there.
599
00:57:13,005 --> 00:57:18,975
He is next in line to be knocked off
the monthly, uh, Johnny, are you sure
600
00:57:18,975 --> 00:57:20,745
these disguises are going to work?
601
00:57:22,145 --> 00:57:22,845
Are you kidding?
602
00:57:23,145 --> 00:57:26,025
Who would expect a couple of actors to
be dressing up as someone in their mind?
603
00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:31,995
You must think we are fools.
604
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:35,895
We'll let the couple of beautiful
ladies, like you escape our attention.
605
00:57:39,570 --> 00:57:40,410
To the office.
606
00:57:40,630 --> 00:57:42,690
We are just about to drink a toast.
607
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,750
It ends up Jimmy and Johnny, bro.
608
00:57:48,930 --> 00:57:51,360
This is why you are single with the Oz.
609
00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:56,100
What did my friend mentor say is
a dose to the discovery of June
610
00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,990
you beautiful Bollywood bay.
611
00:58:12,210 --> 00:58:13,920
the broad shorter one.
612
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,090
Look strangely familiar.
613
00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:21,660
All right.
614
00:58:21,810 --> 00:58:23,100
This is the final feeds of strangers.
615
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,570
Then you will do the dancing.
616
00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:25,020
Yes.
617
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,340
I'm way more wool, man.
618
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,060
Let a new
619
00:58:39,435 --> 00:58:43,515
I knew it that's no woman, Johnny Bravo.
620
00:58:45,885 --> 00:58:48,105
How did you see it through my disguise?
621
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:48,825
I didn't.
622
00:58:49,035 --> 00:58:53,535
I simply recall seeing an audition tape
many years ago with a similar looking
623
00:58:53,535 --> 00:59:00,155
abroad shoulder woman in it, one slaughter
that very, you even gave to keep a copy.
624
00:59:01,635 --> 00:59:04,785
The audition tape that you posted
on the internet and content
625
00:59:04,785 --> 00:59:07,875
is also known as the genie
626
00:59:11,055 --> 00:59:12,405
Jeeves mop this part.
627
00:59:13,905 --> 00:59:15,015
You're going to edit that out, right?
628
00:59:30,435 --> 00:59:33,765
Mr DeMille too close, man, too close
629
00:59:36,825 --> 00:59:43,575
with, I mean, Janie old female
actress furniture removing
630
00:59:43,575 --> 00:59:45,795
this girl, don't call me.
631
00:59:45,884 --> 00:59:46,725
I'll call you.
632
00:59:49,125 --> 00:59:53,535
Y you've never done anything embarrassing
to make a buck, not like that.
633
00:59:54,645 --> 00:59:54,884
Yeah.
634
00:59:54,884 --> 00:59:55,305
Whatever.
635
00:59:55,484 --> 00:59:59,295
What's up with you on the fucks,
trying to put me in Giglio, may I
636
01:00:02,535 --> 01:00:09,705
by for the only reason that is
you fool money, you see our plan
637
01:00:09,705 --> 01:00:13,995
was to make a bandana giant horns
famous for being gritty's last film.
638
01:00:15,075 --> 01:00:18,615
It's a well-known fact that no matter
how much money a working celebrity brings
639
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:22,515
in it, doesn't compare to the publicity
value of a well time sudden, Richard.
640
01:00:23,339 --> 01:00:25,350
Zoe hired a pug gut.
641
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:29,370
What had been agreed by one of
Gigi's many feet in advertisement.
642
01:00:30,910 --> 01:00:31,770
breeze.
643
01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:39,930
That's the way to go hogs for frogs, kinda
like you'll want to criticize genie until
644
01:00:39,930 --> 01:00:45,509
Johnny Bravo came along and shown like a
supernova compared to jiggy dwarf star.
645
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:53,580
And so we decided to make you a
mega star, much obliged and the new
646
01:00:53,580 --> 01:01:00,180
victim of our plat muscle Frankie
on that one, doc, we have heard
647
01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:01,799
all we need to hear come Johnny.
648
01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:03,120
We must notify the police.
649
01:01:05,009 --> 01:01:06,600
Um, may I use your phone?
650
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,759
I don't have a lot of
minutes left on my phone.
651
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:13,470
I think not besides your fours are
just wasting time tugs to Monday and an
652
01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:15,240
extra special payment for this services.
653
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,620
I sacrifice.
654
01:01:18,495 --> 01:01:18,675
Ah,
655
01:01:22,455 --> 01:01:26,445
10 people, you know, oh, for heaven sake.
656
01:01:26,445 --> 01:01:27,615
It's pinky chinky, Sumi, and
657
01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:36,859
Mine was bigger time for the
Bravo jiggy ball special.
658
01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:38,899
What is the.
659
01:01:53,825 --> 01:01:57,384
Again, I take it.
660
01:01:57,404 --> 01:01:59,194
You know where the secret thug temple is?
661
01:01:59,285 --> 01:02:01,475
No, but I think we both know one person
662
01:02:12,335 --> 01:02:15,725
So you seek the secret thug tempo.
663
01:02:19,835 --> 01:02:22,265
Well then how much wood, wood,
wood, Chuck, Chuck, if a woodchuck
664
01:02:22,265 --> 01:02:27,274
could Chuck Lorre sounds about right
then what's the way to the secret.
665
01:02:27,274 --> 01:02:27,875
Fuck temple.
666
01:02:35,105 --> 01:02:35,464
Gotcha.
667
01:02:40,714 --> 01:02:42,964
Special batch of my most powerful agent.
668
01:02:43,205 --> 01:02:46,355
If you get in real trouble, use your head.
669
01:02:48,484 --> 01:02:49,625
But why do you help us?
670
01:02:49,895 --> 01:02:53,615
Because sometimes not
just songs need hugs.
671
01:02:56,615 --> 01:02:57,754
and we were after directions.
672
01:02:57,754 --> 01:02:58,024
Okay.
673
01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:58,745
And not therapy.
674
01:02:58,774 --> 01:02:59,705
Go, go, go, go.
675
01:03:09,665 --> 01:03:10,714
So normally,
676
01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:18,575
mostly halfway through him telling me how
I saw myself, reflected them with bike
677
01:03:18,575 --> 01:03:20,524
mirror, and couldn't take my eyes off me.
678
01:03:21,095 --> 01:03:22,654
Hey, look where I am again.
679
01:03:27,055 --> 01:03:27,685
Stop man.
680
01:03:28,225 --> 01:03:29,015
Why'd it.
681
01:03:29,045 --> 01:03:30,775
Half a beer stuff, man.
682
01:03:43,825 --> 01:03:45,265
I think we lost him now.
683
01:03:45,265 --> 01:03:45,775
Where was I?
684
01:03:47,005 --> 01:03:47,995
We are here.
685
01:03:48,115 --> 01:03:49,795
We can admire out of beauty Laden.
686
01:03:56,365 --> 01:03:58,255
You saved the day I called the police.
687
01:04:00,355 --> 01:04:01,975
That dude is starting to give me,
688
01:04:17,905 --> 01:04:21,625
take these sacrifices until
you all to ensure prosperity.
689
01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:22,585
If we all follow us.
690
01:04:22,765 --> 01:04:24,745
And also as a bit of a log,
691
01:04:36,175 --> 01:04:38,125
this monkey lover ha.
692
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,740
That doesn't make any sense.
693
01:04:40,950 --> 01:04:42,960
Do you even know what a lock
694
01:04:46,109 --> 01:04:47,129
he needs it's time to get?
695
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,089
What does that even mean?
696
01:04:51,509 --> 01:04:54,509
Kind of similar and please
dispose of these fools.
697
01:05:34,785 --> 01:05:35,955
Can I get a gold dine?
698
01:05:36,375 --> 01:05:37,185
Good Johnny.
699
01:05:37,395 --> 01:05:38,175
Good Johnny.
700
01:05:38,715 --> 01:05:44,475
Now, can I have a good may
it's more Johnny, not so fast.
701
01:05:44,475 --> 01:05:51,015
Bravo, more John got them.
702
01:06:03,615 --> 01:06:07,155
person stay like this, you
know, you're kind of cute.
703
01:06:08,705 --> 01:06:13,415
Shame about my hair, Tony.
704
01:06:13,715 --> 01:06:15,005
Excuse me, miss Johnny.
705
01:06:17,345 --> 01:06:21,095
If you get in real
trouble, use your heads,
706
01:06:28,265 --> 01:06:28,715
man.
707
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,115
Just when I thought you
couldn't get any weirder,
708
01:06:50,225 --> 01:06:51,485
pure awesomeness.
709
01:06:51,635 --> 01:06:52,415
Impossible.
710
01:06:54,245 --> 01:06:54,995
It cannot be
711
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:03,319
We give out
712
01:07:09,950 --> 01:07:13,850
I've seen enough cartoons to know that
the only thing left to do is on mass.
713
01:07:13,859 --> 01:07:15,080
The big, bad guy.
714
01:07:27,215 --> 01:07:29,945
It's the danger from the monkey palace.
715
01:07:36,305 --> 01:07:36,905
Hey Amy.
716
01:07:37,925 --> 01:07:40,865
You know, upgrades don't
work as bad as I thought
717
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:46,955
monkeys uncle's mother.
718
01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,175
Yes, it was me.
719
01:07:49,535 --> 01:07:56,585
You'll see, it's been my lifelong dream
to show all little aspiring monkey that
720
01:07:56,585 --> 01:07:59,525
it is possible to achieve all your dreams.
721
01:07:59,525 --> 01:08:04,055
No matter how big I hear you.
722
01:08:04,055 --> 01:08:06,485
Lucky boy, and a failure monkey pain.
723
01:08:06,995 --> 01:08:09,995
How long snow monkey they'd want
it to be nothing more than a planet
724
01:08:10,115 --> 01:08:17,015
Butler, but he was kept down by the man
handsome man, handsome hair, handsome.
725
01:08:17,610 --> 01:08:22,940
Uh, I believe I was in the middle
of my melodramatic expositional.
726
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,290
Well, whatever, just wrap it up.
727
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,150
This movie ain't called J hold Jeeves.
728
01:08:27,390 --> 01:08:29,160
Don't you want me to explain how?
729
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,840
Nah, let me just skip to the whole
and I would've gotten away with it a
730
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:39,360
bit and I would have gotten away with
it if it wasn't for those meddling.
731
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:40,850
Yeah.
732
01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:41,250
Yeah.
733
01:08:41,279 --> 01:08:43,980
We all know how the rest goes, man.
734
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:48,240
You all, supervillains just sit
around watching Scooby-Doo myeloma.
735
01:08:53,070 --> 01:08:54,300
You probably get distorted.
736
01:08:56,670 --> 01:08:56,970
Sure.
737
01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:58,980
Johnny Bravo does anything for his fan.
738
01:09:02,820 --> 01:09:06,720
Not Johnny Bravo, no
genie over at the station.
739
01:09:12,095 --> 01:09:13,234
Can you ever forget?
740
01:09:14,165 --> 01:09:16,144
Well, you can start by making me a
741
01:09:21,005 --> 01:09:21,875
80%.
742
01:09:22,745 --> 01:09:28,774
Let's say 1445, the best
little stalkers who became
743
01:09:28,774 --> 01:09:30,154
ten-year-old agents, who I fired.
744
01:09:30,154 --> 01:09:31,144
I ever met in my life.
745
01:09:31,415 --> 01:09:32,404
Come on, Johnny.
746
01:09:32,404 --> 01:09:34,234
Let's blow this pop stand.
747
01:09:34,265 --> 01:09:42,725
We'll go home, honey, Ron, and say goodbye
now, 80% just came to give you a goodbye.
748
01:09:42,725 --> 01:09:45,845
Present, looking at me
while I say goodbye.
749
01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:50,104
My God.
750
01:09:50,104 --> 01:09:50,585
Just slipping.
751
01:09:53,105 --> 01:09:57,095
You know, there's no shame in being the
second best looking man in Bollywood.
752
01:09:57,855 --> 01:09:58,925
I have accepted that.
753
01:09:58,925 --> 01:09:59,765
My friend,
754
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:11,975
Johnny, Johnny,
755
01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:16,235
keep it kid.
756
01:10:17,075 --> 01:10:20,195
I realized something today,
the power of pure awesome.
757
01:10:20,195 --> 01:10:22,475
This isn't than any hair gel it's in me.
758
01:10:23,135 --> 01:10:23,945
It always one.
759
01:10:27,210 --> 01:10:29,220
It really was in the hedge.
760
01:10:29,220 --> 01:10:31,770
And give me a couple of thousand
760
01:10:32,305 --> 01:11:32,583
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