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Now, wait a minute
people. Family.
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Hold up a second. One at
a time. Now, wait a minute.
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We can't all talk
at one time, now.
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Thank you.
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Now, we have a week's vacation.
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One at a time,
where should we go?
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Let's go to New York
and take in some theater.
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Forget New York, girl.
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I wanna go lie on the beach.
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You know, catch some rays...
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catch some Z's, catch a man
around his knees. Ha-ha-ha.
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- Let's go to Disney World.
- Good idea.
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I think we should pay
our respects to Elvis.
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- Let's boogie on down to Graceland.
- Come on.
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Well, now, wait a
minute. Let's be realistic.
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We only have a week's vacation
and I don't want to spend half of it...
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cooped up in a car,
picking Cheetos off my lap.
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Well, where do you want to go?
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Lake Geneva.
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- Like in Switzerland?
- No, like in Wisconsin.
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I mean, we can
rent a nice cabin.
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Do a little fishing,
a lot of relaxing.
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- Hey, it's perfect.
- You mean it's cheaper.
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Well, that too.
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- So Lake Geneva it is, right?
Okay. RACHEL: Anyway...
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Wait a minute.
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Thank you.
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Now, people, arguing is not the
way to settle things in this family, right?
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Right.
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So we're gonna
listen, be considerate...
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and agree on a place that will
make everybody happy, right?
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Right. CARL: Okay.
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So Lake Geneva it is.
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You're inviting Harvey
Garvey to your party?
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Yeah, why not?
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Well, for one thing,
he only has four teeth.
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Yeah, but he doesn't eat much.
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Hi, ladies. So how
goes the party planning?
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- Great.
- Oh, good.
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- Are you still having it up on your roof?
- Yeah.
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How'd you talk your parents
into having the party up there?
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They just got new carpet.
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They begged me
to have it up there.
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Maxine, sweetheart...
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I'm glad you asked me to cater your party
but if you don't give me more money...
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I'm gonna have to use generic
chips and water down the punch.
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No problem.
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Great.
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I'll just take the profit from
this job and buy a stamp.
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Cut it out Kick it out
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Keep it in Cut
it out Kick it out
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Oh, oh, onion skin
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Walkin' around with
your heart caved in
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When you start to roll
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Your skin flies off
And the teardrops flow
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Hey, you're late.
What took you so long?
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I couldn't find anything
to wear, I look hideous.
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You look fabulous.
I look hideous.
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- Oh, no, you look fabulous.
- I love your hair.
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Oh, I love your
hair. Mine is hideous.
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- What's up, man? BOY
1: Hey, guys, what's up?
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What's up, bro?
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Wait a minute, you
invited Willie and Waldo?
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No, they crashed.
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Isn't that exciting? People
are actually crashing my party.
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Max, get a grip.
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Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
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I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
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Oh, Lord, there's Harvey Garvey.
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Hi, Laura.
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Keep it in, cut
it out Kick it out
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Hi, guys. What's so funny?
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- Uh, nothing.
- Nothing.
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- Does anybody want to dance?
- Sure.
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Hey, hey, hey, maybe later.
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We're doing
something. Right guys?
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What are we doing, Willie?
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We're trying to decide
what we want to drink.
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- You don't like punch?
- Sure.
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Especially when it's spiked.
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Here, have some rum.
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No way. Waldo,
where'd you get those?
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My dad's a stewardess.
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Drinking is for losers.
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Oh, really? Hey, Waldo,
say hello to Saint Laura.
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That's Laura Winslow.
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Hey, a party.
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Why don't you take your bottles
and your behind out of here.
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Hey, if I leave, I take the booze
and the boys with me. Right, guys?
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- Yeah.
- Right, guys?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Laura, if you don't
want to drink, fine.
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But shut up about it.
You're going to ruin my party.
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Fine.
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But I don't need to
drink to have a good time.
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Come on, Laura, relax. So
some guys had a few drinks.
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Big deal.
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Well, maybe you're right.
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Nothing terrible has happened.
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Everybody, party!
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We spoke too soon.
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Greetings, hostesses
with the mostesses.
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Wow, you guys have got
some real A-list people here.
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Hey, Harv.
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Max, we've gotta
liven this place up.
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- Nobody's dancing.
- I know.
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Have no fear, the
Urk Man is here.
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I'll have the neighbors
complaining in no time.
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Howdy, duders.
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Yo, look, it's Steve the Dweeb.
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Not bad, Fuffner.
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I'll bet you were up all night
putting that sentence together.
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You must be exhausted.
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Why don't you sit
down, but not too hard.
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You don't want to
crush your brain.
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Watch it, Urkel. The last guy who
talked to me like that was Harvey Garvey.
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Oh, you two guys
put the "ic" in pathetic.
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Now, come on, guys, there's
a bevy of beauties over there...
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just waiting to be
swept off their Dr. Scholl.
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So, what do you say,
funsters? Let's dance.
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Well, okay, I'll break the ice.
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Harv, crank up the music.
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It's time to do "The Urkel."
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Now if you wanna do
The Steve Urkel dance
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All you have to do
is hitch up your pants
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Bend your knees and
stick out your pelvis
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I'm telling you, baby,
it's better than Elvis
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Do it Do it
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Everybody, do the Urkel dance
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Now point your fingers up to the sky
And talk through your nose, way up high
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Spin and dip and jump and cavort
And finish it off with a laugh and snort
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Do it Do it Everybody
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What you gonna do, Willie?
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I'm gonna get Urkel.
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Why you gonna do that, Willie?
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Because he humiliated me.
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But you humiliate me every day.
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That's different,
you're my friend.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do the Urkel Do the
Ur... Ur... Ur... Urkel
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Do the Urkel
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Do the Ur... Ur...
Ur... Urkel Do it Do it
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Everybody, do the Urkel dance
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Steve. Steve. Steve.
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I've decided, you're
just too smart for me.
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I've learned I shouldn't
mess with the Urk Man.
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Well, this is a
pleasant turn of events.
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To be quite honest, Fuffner, I had
written you off as being incorrigible.
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What did he say?
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He called you a gerbil.
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Come on, buddy.
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How about we make a
toast to our new friendship.
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William, I am truly
moved by this gesture.
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Word.
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Mm, whoa.
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What is this, mango?
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Cheers!
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Skoal!
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Quick, name another
language, ha-ha-ha.
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Hey, look, a plane.
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The plane, boss! The plane!
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- Steve.
- Laura.
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Oh, you're a sore
for sight eyes.
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Are you all right?
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Swell. Punch.
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I want more punch.
Can I have more punch?
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Steve, calm down.
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Ha, ha.
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Why should I, Laura?
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I'm the pife of the
larty. Ha-ha-ha.
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Do the Urkel!
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Waldo, what's with Steve?
He's acting weird, even for him.
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Willie told me not to tell.
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- Tell what?
- That he spiked Urkel's punch.
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- What?
- I said he, tsk...
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Hey, you can't trick me.
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Come on, everybody,
let's do the Urkel.
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Oh. Ooh!
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Hey, out of the way.
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Steve? Steve, get
down from there.
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Hey, you gotta get
up before you get do...
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Help! Help!
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Steve, are you okay?
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I've fallen and I can't get up.
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Help, help.
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I've got to get to him,
somebody call 911.
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Help.
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Help.
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I'm slipping.
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Steve, I'm here.
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Rachel, hurry, I can't
hold on much longer.
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Rachel, what are you doing?
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Tightrope walking.
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Do you know how to do that?
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No.
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It's okay, Steve, I'm here.
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I know, you're
standing on my fingers.
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Sorry.
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Okay, where'd
you hide the booze?
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I don't know what you're
talking about, officer.
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He probably means the booze
that was in my coat, Willie.
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- Is Steve okay?
- Yeah, Aunt Rachel is taking him home.
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See, officer? Everything's fine.
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We were just
having a little fun.
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Fun? Steve could
have been killed.
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Hey, but he wasn't,
so chill out, okay?
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You just don't get it, do you?
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You think it's cool to come to a
party with a mini-bar in your coat?
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You think it's funny to spike somebody's
punch and watch them act like a fool?
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Well, it's not cool, it's
not funny, it's dangerous.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's also against the law.
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Where are we going, Willie?
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Jail, I guess.
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You're going to juvenile hall
until your parents pick you up.
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- Uh, do we get a phone call?
- One call.
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Can it be a 976 number?
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Well, it's confirmed.
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Six days and five
nights at Lake Geneva.
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Carl will be happy.
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Yeah, I can't wait to see his face
when we tell him the good news.
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- Hi, sweetie, hi, Mom.
- Hi, honey.
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Oh, Carl, we've decided
where to go on our vacation.
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Oh, you have.
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Have you?
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You know, I come home from
a hard day of fighting crime...
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and do I hear, "Hi, Carl,
could I get you some trail mix?"
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No, I do not.
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Well, I guess my vote
doesn't count around here.
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But may I remind you
two that I bring home...
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darn close to 50 percent
of this family's bacon.
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And you eat darn
close to 90 percent.
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Well, thank you for
those kind words, Mother.
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But I am merely
trying to point out...
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that whenever vacation
time rolls around...
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my desires, my wishes
are never even considered.
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- Carl...
- And why?
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Because I don't
matter, do I, Harriette?
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I don't matter.
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Once, just once, can we
go where I'd like to go?
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All I'm asking for is
one measly little week...
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at one measly little lake.
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- Carl, Carl?
- But that's too much to ask?
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- What?
- Cork it.
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We already made a reservation.
246
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You already made a reservation.
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Typical.
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Well, let's see what hellhole
you're dragging me to this time.
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00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,079
Lake Geneva?
250
00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:32,874
Yes.
251
00:18:33,048 --> 00:18:37,349
We all decided that it would
be nice if for once we went...
252
00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:40,148
where you wanted to go.
253
00:18:40,322 --> 00:18:41,449
Well...
254
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:43,949
Gee, thanks, guys.
255
00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:45,856
That's swell.
256
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:53,727
Especially since you've always been so
gracious about not getting your own way.
257
00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:58,104
That's just the
kind of guy I am.
258
00:19:02,478 --> 00:19:08,440
I think I'll just go in the kitchen
and make us all some trail mix.
259
00:19:09,318 --> 00:19:10,411
Ooh, phone.
260
00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:35,969
My whole body hurts.
261
00:19:36,145 --> 00:19:38,512
Even my eyelashes hurt.
262
00:19:38,681 --> 00:19:42,015
And I think my
tongue needs a shave.
263
00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,214
Oh, buck up, Steve.
264
00:19:45,387 --> 00:19:47,879
I am fixing you a sure
fire hangover remedy.
265
00:19:48,057 --> 00:19:50,652
This will either
cure you or kill you.
266
00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:53,085
Either way, I'll be better off.
267
00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:01,365
Sorry.
268
00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:07,906
Steve, you have my sympathy.
269
00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:09,602
I know how you feel.
270
00:20:09,778 --> 00:20:12,748
Really? Well, tell
me about it, Carl.
271
00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:14,747
- Well...
- Quietly.
272
00:20:17,386 --> 00:20:19,787
The night I graduated
from the Police Academy...
273
00:20:19,955 --> 00:20:22,584
me and my buddies
decided to tie one on.
274
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,556
Well, most of the
night is a blur...
275
00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:29,529
but, uh, dawn found me riding a
cow down the Dan Ryan Expressway.
276
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:40,802
I'll never snort
with a hangover.
277
00:20:40,976 --> 00:20:44,276
I just blew my adenoids
at the back of my head.
278
00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:48,675
As God is my witness, liquor
will never touch these lips again.
279
00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:50,479
Well, good for you, Steve.
280
00:20:50,652 --> 00:20:52,917
Here, chug this down.
281
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,920
Well, I don't know,
Carl, it smells rancid.
282
00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:00,585
Well, that means it's ready.
283
00:21:00,763 --> 00:21:02,857
Go ahead, down the hatch.
284
00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:13,639
That's it.
285
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:17,471
Go ahead, yeah.
286
00:21:17,946 --> 00:21:19,471
All right.
287
00:21:19,648 --> 00:21:21,310
Now, what's the verdict?
288
00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:26,483
Hey, not bad.
289
00:21:27,256 --> 00:21:29,657
Rather tasty.
290
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,894
I think it did the trick.
291
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:38,324
Uh-oh.
292
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,968
Steve, what's wrong?
293
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,730
Well, I think it just
did another trick.
294
00:21:42,905 --> 00:21:45,932
I better visit the
facilities, quickly.
295
00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:51,770
Sorry, Laura, no time to talk.
296
00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:03,082
It's time to do the Urkel.
297
00:22:06,962 --> 00:22:08,962
Now if you wanna do
The Steve Urkel dance
298
00:22:09,131 --> 00:22:11,066
All you have to do
is hitch up your pants
299
00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:13,097
Bend your knees and
stick out your pelvis
300
00:22:13,121 --> 00:22:15,193
I'm telling you, baby,
it's better than Elvis
301
00:22:23,512 --> 00:22:26,680
Do it Do it
302
00:22:27,516 --> 00:22:31,351
Everybody, do the Urkel dance
303
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,389
Now point your fingers up to the sky
And talk through your nose, way up high
304
00:22:35,557 --> 00:22:39,460
Spin and dip and jump and cavort
And finish it off with a laugh and snort
305
00:22:52,007 --> 00:22:55,477
Do it Do it
306
00:22:55,878 --> 00:23:01,683
Everybody, do the
Urkel dance Do the Urkel
307
00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:05,720
Do the Ur... Ur... Ur...
Urkel Do the Urkel
308
00:23:05,888 --> 00:23:11,857
Do the Ur... Ur...
Ur... Urkel Do it Do it
309
00:23:12,027 --> 00:23:14,639
Everybody, do the Urkel dance
310
00:23:14,663 --> 00:23:16,655
Everybody, do the Urkel dance
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