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(Door opens)
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(Bicycle freewheel clicking)
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(Water splashing)
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(Phone buzzing)
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(Dog barking)
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(Music on earphones)
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Hiya! You're always fucking
late, you, aren't you?
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- Sorry.
- Oh, it's good to see you.
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And you.
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- Come in.
- You look really good.
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(Giggles) Get in!
- Is Jamie through there?
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Yeah, they're in the living
room, they're all in there.
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- Cathy, your oven's not working.
- Don't worry about it, it'll be all right.
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(Men shouting) - All right?
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All right?
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- How you doing?
- Yeah, good.
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- I made a bet you'd be on time tonight.
- Sorry.
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- Hiya!
- Hiya.
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I had a late shift at work.
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- Well, you're here now. Beer?
- Yeah, cheers.
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And something to
get you started.
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- All right, Russ?
- All right, Johnny. How you doing?
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This is Damien.
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All right, mate?
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- Get that down you, warm your cockles.
- Cheers.
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- There you go.
- Thanks, buddy.
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(Jamie laughs)
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- Here we are! (Chatter)
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There's no poppadoms,
I'm sorry, we're out.
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What have we got?
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Here, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!
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Have you got a plate, Johnny?
Hold on.
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- We haven't got enough plates.
- We haven't got enough plates.
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- This is doing my head in.
- Take these off me.
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(Chatter)
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- Get lost.
(Woman) It's all right, we'll share.
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- Cath, have you got another plate?
- Another plate? Have we not got enough?
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No.
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You need one, as well. Get two.
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(Woman) You can eat from the
packet, you'll be fine.
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(Cathy) I'll just have a small one.
- I'll have any one.
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Actually, you should have the
small one cos you were late.
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(Johnny) All right, this stag do,
right, I'm thinking, a few...
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couple of beers, go out, you
know, sambucas, all that...
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- strip club.
- Definitely.
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No, you're not
having a stripper.
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- No, no, no, you're not invited.
- You're not having a stripper!
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You've got to have a stripper.
It's traditional, isn't it?
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- It is traditional.
- Tradition.
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(Helen) It's not
traditional, it's foul.
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I'm not going to have a stripper.
I don't see why you should.
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It's not foul. Get a classy one.
It's just natural - get a classy one!
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(Cathy) Russ, you wouldn't
like a stripper, would you?
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- I don't know, I don't...
- Yeah, he's all right with a stripper,
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in't you, eh?
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Right? So...
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(Jamie) Russ starts a little fire, nice
and cosy in the middle of the field,
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and before you know it these
fifth years come along
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and they're just adding
wood and adding wood,
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there's a big line of people just adding wood.
The fire is fucking massive.
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- The flames are higher than this house.
(Laughter)
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Look, I'm not joking!
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- And then we are... And then...
- It's true.
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...any minute, we're
surrounded by police,
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the whole perimeter
of the entire field
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with those million-power
candle torches things.
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(Laughter)
- And an Astra burns on, full beam,
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and we all scarper, you're fucking
left there stoned out your mind!
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(Laughter)
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You are coming on
Sunday, aren't you?
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You're joking?
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I don't think I can handle
it without you being there.
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I can't wait, mate.
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I've got Lois the
sweetest little present.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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That's nice. Well, of course you have -
that's why we made you the godfather.
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- It's nice to see you, mate.
- Yeah.
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You've been keeping a
low profile recently.
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- Mmm.
- Anything to tell?
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Er...
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Yeah, there's...
there's a promotion at work.
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- Ah, promotion.
- Been doing a few extra shifts.
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Come on, let me in, let me in,
let me in, let me in, let me in!
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- All right?
- All right, mate?
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Here, give us that.
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Eh? What do you reckon?
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You look lovely.
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(Laughs) You look lovely!
- No, you look nice.
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(Jamie laughs)
- I look like, er...
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(Jamie) Kavana!
- Kavana!
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- QC?
- You're always such a muppet!
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(Johnny) Give us the thing. Where is it?
(Women laughing in the background)
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(Johnny) Got a lighter?
(Jamie) Yeah.
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I've gotta go, I'm knackered.
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Oh, I'm having a really good
night, let's keep it going.
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Jamie, I've got to work in the
morning, and I'm a bit stoned,
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- but I'll see you on Sunday.
- Yeah, all right, yeah.
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It'll be fun. All right?
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- Give my love to the little one.
- Yeah, OK, mate.
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- All right, mate, see ya.
- Bye, mate.
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(Girls chattering and whooping)
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(Muffled music)
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(Music pounding)
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(Slow pop song playing)
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- Morning. (Russell) All right?
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- How you feeling?
- Pretty rough.
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Gonna give me the coffee?
(Chuckles)
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Thank you!
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Ooh! Shit.
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It's all right, don't
worry about it.
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What time do you start work?
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Er, 10 o'clock.
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- Got a bit of time, then.
- Mmm.
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Get back into bed.
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- You were pretty wasted last night.
(Both chuckle)
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- Sorry.
- Don't have to apologise.
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Was I a dick?
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I had to save you
from the Hobbit.
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Don't be nasty.
He was all right.
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- Bit camp. (Chuckles)
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Nice smile though.
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Is that what you go
for, a nice smile?
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No.
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Just little people.
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What?
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- Have I got morning breath?
- No, quite the contrary.
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- Have you brushed your teeth?
- No.
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00:12:06,165 --> 00:12:08,541
- I can smell toothpaste.
- So?
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Now you've broken an unwritten rule,
because now you smell all minty fresh
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- and I smell of cock and bum!
(Laughs)
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So, did you like the club?
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- Did you like the club?
(Laughs)
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Not really, no!
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I hated it.
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Right, you ready, then?
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For what?
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You can't get out of it
now, you promised me,
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- and I've come for my pound of flesh.
- I thought you were joking.
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Course not. Do you think I would
have slept with you otherwise?
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- Well, I'm not doing it.
- Oh, yeah, you are!
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What kind of stuff is
it you want me to say?
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Er, anything you like.
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Just talk about last night,
you know, what happened,
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what you wanted to happen.
It's up to you, really.
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- Why?
- Just because.
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- It's for an art project?
- Yeah.
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And you're just gonna lie
there and record me speaking.
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Exactly.
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And people are going
to listen to it.
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If you make the grade, yeah.
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Oh, come on. Erm...
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I... I don't know.
I can hardly remember anything.
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Just start from the beginning
when you first saw me.
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- I don't know, I just saw you.
- Oh, come on, stop stalling. Just talk.
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All right.
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OK. Erm...
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I saw you in the club
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and I thought you were...
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I thought you were out of
my league or whatever.
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- Erm, I liked your T-shirt a lot.
- What league are you in?
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I don't know. Erm...
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third division?
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I don't think you believe
that for a moment.
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Then you, erm...
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followed me into the toilets and tried
to eye me up at the urinal - hot.
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(Laughs) Well, you left.
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- And then I left.
- Why?
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There was someone else I wanted,
but by the time I found him
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he was with someone else, so...
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So I was your second choice?
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Why does that matter?
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(Man shouting outside)
- This is a stupid fucking conversation.
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Did you hear that?
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(Man outside) Queer?
- No.
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(Man) Oh, look!
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(Man) Queer!
- Glen...
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(Glen) What the fuck do
you think you're doing?
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- Glen. Please just close the fucking window.
(Glen) Leave him alone!
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(Man) Fuck off!
- What did you say?
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(Man) Fuck off!
- I swear to God, if you don't quit,
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I'm gonna come down there and fucking
rape your holes, do you hear me?
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(Window slams shut)
(Glen laughs)
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- Ooh, it's cold out there.
- Sorry, what... what was that?
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That was fun.
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They're gonna fucking chuck
bricks through my windows.
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You live 14 flights up.
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"I'm going to rape your holes"?
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(Laughs) Fucking hell.
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Who says that? Who...
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And, erm... Yeah, we came back
here, didn't we, obviously.
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And, er, I offered you
a drink, I think,
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although I can't
really remember.
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Erm...
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And then you kissed me in
the hallway, in my hallway.
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- And I groped you.
- Did you?
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(Chuckles) And you groped me.
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And I was happy to feel
you had a big dick
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and it was throbbing
in your trousers,
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which was surprising
because you were so drunk.
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And then we went
into the bedroom.
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Can you remember what
you wanted to happen?
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Mmm, nope.
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What about when I
took your top off?
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Nope.
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I wanted to lick your pits.
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I've got a thing about pits.
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- Come on, lift up.
- No.
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- Let me have a see.
- No.
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Come on.
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- No!
- Why not?
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- Cos it's weird.
- It's not weird.
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- Yes, it is, it's weird.
- Let me have a look.
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No.
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You're pathetic.
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Stingy bitch, open up.
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All right.
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I'll show you, OK?
But don't touch my pits.
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- God, what is this, a museum?
(Laughs)
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Open!
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OK.
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See? Very nice.
Good amount of hair.
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And then, er, you
started to jack me off.
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00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:01,876
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
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- Nope. I didn't.
- I thought you were too drunk to remember.
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We were in the hallway
and we were kissing,
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and like you said, you
took my shirt off.
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Erm...
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I remember that because
I was really sweaty
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and I was worried that I was
going to be all smelly.
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- You were fine.
- Good. Thank you.
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- Then what?
- Erm...
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OK, then you started kissing my
ears and then you kissed my neck
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and then you kissed my...
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00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:33,908
then you kissed my
hand, which was...
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Yeah.
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Did you wish my cock was bigger?
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No.
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Have you had many cut cocks?
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00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,966
Why do you ask that?
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I couldn't work out
if you were...
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pretending to be the type of
boy who didn't suck many cocks
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00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:58,641
or you...
you actually were that type of boy.
243
00:17:59,476 --> 00:18:01,894
And this is what you were thinking
about, is it, when we were having sex?
244
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,438
What about when I was
playing with your arsehole?
245
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:07,316
- Why do you ask these things?
- Too hard, too soft?
246
00:18:07,442 --> 00:18:08,985
It was fine.
247
00:18:09,111 --> 00:18:10,570
Erm...
248
00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:14,907
- It was too hard, maybe.
- So why didn't you say anything?
249
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,368
And you didn't want
me to fuck you.
250
00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,120
No, I didn't.
251
00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:20,746
Why?
252
00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,292
- Just because.
- You're not into the...
253
00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:26,043
It's not that, it's just...
254
00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:30,339
Would it have made
you feel too gay?
255
00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:36,679
In fact, are you actually out?
256
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,015
- Yes.
- Are you sure about that?
257
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,318
I just thought that we were
having a really nice time
258
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:54,405
and it was lovely, it was
more than enough for me,
259
00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:58,826
so, erm, sorry, Glen, if
I don't make your grade.
260
00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:19,430
- How do you save it?
- Er...
261
00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:21,557
You've done it, that's fine.
262
00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:23,976
(Door opening)
263
00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:25,436
So, then.
264
00:19:29,274 --> 00:19:31,192
(Woman) Did you have a
good time last night?
265
00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:33,152
(Man) Last night
was sweet, yeah.
266
00:19:33,278 --> 00:19:37,615
Well, it was a delight to meet you.
And you really do have a lovely home.
267
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,158
Thank you.
268
00:19:41,078 --> 00:19:44,413
(Lift doors clunking) (Man
and woman chatting quietly)
269
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,584
(Man) See you soon.
270
00:20:07,062 --> 00:20:08,854
(Man) Queer!
271
00:20:21,493 --> 00:20:23,786
(Sighs) Fuck it.
272
00:22:08,225 --> 00:22:10,226
(Alarm sounding)
273
00:22:22,489 --> 00:22:25,866
Ain't looking like a big boy now though, cos
that bitch ain't even clean downstairs,
274
00:22:25,992 --> 00:22:28,077
I don't want to tell you the destruction
that was going on down there.
275
00:22:28,203 --> 00:22:31,205
(Man) Really?
- It weren't clean! (Groans)
276
00:22:31,331 --> 00:22:33,249
Anyhow, I'm thinking, "What can I do?
What can I do? What can I do?"
277
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:37,253
I'm like, "All right, I'm not gonna get
hard, fuck it, I'll use the finger."
278
00:22:37,379 --> 00:22:41,090
Turn the lights off, and start thinking
of something nice while I finger her,
279
00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:44,009
get fucking squelching it down, I
might be able to get hard later.
280
00:22:44,136 --> 00:22:46,887
Got two fingers, like
the scissor thing,
281
00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:48,514
three fingers, four fingers,
282
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,391
got my fucking whole
hand in like that.
283
00:22:50,517 --> 00:22:53,269
Fucking jab her and that.
Aargh, get in there, you bastard!
284
00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:56,397
- Anyway, I didn't fucking shag her.
- I was gonna say, what the fuck, like?
285
00:22:56,523 --> 00:22:58,774
Fuckin' hell, he's on
his phone, isn't he?
286
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,361
Who are you fucking talking to?
You get lucky as well, did you, son?
287
00:23:02,487 --> 00:23:06,740
- No, no.
- No? Ah, he's a fucking shy one, isn't he?
288
00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,033
Don't worry, it weren't Becky.
289
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,035
It weren't Becky.
You can fucking have her, mate.
290
00:23:10,162 --> 00:23:12,997
Bring your rubber gloves next time
and we'll fucking go twos up, eh?
291
00:23:13,123 --> 00:23:16,167
- Do the David Seaman on her.
- Shut up!
292
00:23:29,598 --> 00:23:32,516
(Women chatting and laughing)
293
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,982
(Glen) Afternoon.
294
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,818
(Glen chuckles)
295
00:23:42,944 --> 00:23:45,029
There you go, you might need it.
296
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,741
- Cheers.
- That's all right.
297
00:23:50,577 --> 00:23:52,578
Chin-chin.
298
00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:13,807
What a beauty.
299
00:24:14,434 --> 00:24:15,726
Thank you.
300
00:24:15,852 --> 00:24:20,314
I got it in a charity shop for,
like, 3 quid, it was a bargain.
301
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,486
(Glen) So, do you
enjoy your job?
302
00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:27,947
(Russell) Yeah, it's all right.
303
00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:31,825
(Glen) There's nothing wrong with
being a lifeguard, you know.
304
00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:34,161
I didn't say there was.
305
00:24:34,287 --> 00:24:35,955
I'm just saying.
306
00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:39,667
I was in the swimming team
with one of my schools, so...
307
00:24:43,505 --> 00:24:45,965
- You ever save anyone's life?
- Yeah.
308
00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:47,424
Really?
309
00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,218
- Yeah. (Laughs)
310
00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:52,721
What's funny about that?
I've saved loads of people's lives.
311
00:24:52,847 --> 00:24:56,892
Old people mainly, but I've been a
lifeguard for years, so it's...
312
00:24:58,353 --> 00:25:00,354
Someone drowned once.
313
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,148
- I was off duty though, so...
- Oh, shame.
314
00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:04,525
Yeah, I know.
315
00:25:11,449 --> 00:25:13,158
(Glen coughing)
316
00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:16,161
Fuck me!
317
00:25:16,288 --> 00:25:17,871
You all right?
318
00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:23,002
You need to stop smoking, mate.
319
00:25:23,128 --> 00:25:25,129
It's all right, I'll get
you a free day pass.
320
00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:29,300
This is a nice place
you've brought me to.
321
00:25:30,427 --> 00:25:32,511
So what do you do now?
I can't really remember, sorry.
322
00:25:32,637 --> 00:25:35,681
- I work in the gallery in town.
- That's right, I remember.
323
00:25:35,807 --> 00:25:37,057
Have you ever been?
324
00:25:37,183 --> 00:25:39,268
No. That's the ugly one, right?
325
00:25:39,394 --> 00:25:41,937
- Do you like art?
- Yeah.
326
00:25:42,897 --> 00:25:44,606
It doesn't matter if you don't.
327
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:49,236
No, I like art. Just because I haven't
been to a gallery doesn't mean I don't.
328
00:25:51,448 --> 00:25:53,657
(Glen) Have you travelled much?
329
00:25:53,783 --> 00:25:55,576
No, not really.
330
00:25:56,578 --> 00:25:58,704
- Have you ever been to America?
- No, I'd like to though.
331
00:25:58,830 --> 00:26:00,581
Listen, want a backie?
332
00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:03,459
No.
333
00:26:05,670 --> 00:26:08,714
You can't be... No, I can't.
334
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,383
- Come on, put your leg over.
- Fuck's sake!
335
00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:13,635
I look like a twat!
336
00:26:13,762 --> 00:26:15,679
- Oh, Jesus. Ah, fuck!
(Horn beeps)
337
00:26:15,805 --> 00:26:18,640
You on? OK, put your
arms around my waist.
338
00:26:18,767 --> 00:26:21,143
Come on, there we go.
Do you feel safe?
339
00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:24,021
- No!
- Good.
340
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:27,024
- You ready?
- This is a bad idea! (Laughing)
341
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:30,235
- It's a brilliant idea.
(Laughing)
342
00:26:35,075 --> 00:26:37,076
(Horn beeps) - Whoo-ooo!
343
00:26:37,202 --> 00:26:39,328
(Russell) Scream if you
want to go faster!
344
00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:51,298
(Music thudding on car stereo)
345
00:27:22,997 --> 00:27:25,082
I like all your stuff.
346
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,583
Thanks.
347
00:27:27,419 --> 00:27:29,503
Looks like you raided
a charity shop.
348
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:31,964
Yeah.
349
00:27:34,134 --> 00:27:36,301
I hate new stuff, you know?
350
00:27:37,429 --> 00:27:39,430
(Sliding sounds)
351
00:27:40,348 --> 00:27:42,975
- What are you writing?
- Nothing. (Chuckles)
352
00:27:48,314 --> 00:27:50,315
Like this mug, for example.
353
00:27:51,568 --> 00:27:55,279
This was probably owned by some lovely
little old lady with a moustache.
354
00:27:55,405 --> 00:27:56,405
Mmm.
355
00:27:56,531 --> 00:28:00,284
And she bought it and it was her
favourite thing in the whole wide world,
356
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:03,412
and then she died, gave
it to her grandchildren,
357
00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:07,082
they hated it, sold it,
358
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,251
then bought an Xbox or a Wii
359
00:28:09,377 --> 00:28:14,089
- or some flat-pack wardrobe from Ikea.
- Mmm.
360
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:19,178
And now I've got
it, and I like it.
361
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:22,431
- It's a very costly mug.
- What do you mean?
362
00:28:22,557 --> 00:28:25,058
To be able to buy a Wii...
363
00:28:26,102 --> 00:28:28,145
or an Xbox.
364
00:28:29,731 --> 00:28:32,065
I don't even know how
much those things are.
365
00:28:32,192 --> 00:28:34,193
Do you want milk, sugar?
366
00:28:36,237 --> 00:28:37,946
Yeah, one of those.
367
00:28:38,072 --> 00:28:39,573
OK.
368
00:28:42,035 --> 00:28:44,119
Just got to wait for
the kettle to boil.
369
00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:48,916
Are you hungry?
370
00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:50,083
No.
371
00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:52,377
I've got some nice pitta bread.
372
00:28:52,504 --> 00:28:54,129
I'm fine.
373
00:28:54,255 --> 00:28:57,174
Well, I'm starving, so I'm
going to have to eat.
374
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,300
OK.
375
00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:01,762
I've been thinking about this
morning and your tape thing.
376
00:29:01,888 --> 00:29:03,388
Mm-hm.
377
00:29:03,515 --> 00:29:05,474
- It's for an art project, yeah?
- Yeah.
378
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,520
So is that what you want to
be, you want to be an artist?
379
00:29:09,646 --> 00:29:11,313
Kind of.
380
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:16,068
So, and you really
don't have to tell me,
381
00:29:16,194 --> 00:29:18,987
how is your tape art project
382
00:29:19,822 --> 00:29:25,953
just going to be an art project
and not people talking dirty?
383
00:29:26,996 --> 00:29:28,997
You think talking
about sex is dirty?
384
00:29:29,123 --> 00:29:30,624
You know what I mean.
385
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,335
It's just I'm not sure if...
386
00:29:33,461 --> 00:29:34,586
(Grunts)
387
00:29:34,712 --> 00:29:37,965
...people want to hear about the
random sex life of strangers.
388
00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:41,927
You just don't want people
hearing about your sex life.
389
00:29:42,053 --> 00:29:43,845
That's true.
390
00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:47,766
Imagine if everybody
was just open
391
00:29:47,892 --> 00:29:49,810
about what they did and
that everything was normal.
392
00:29:49,936 --> 00:29:53,021
- Yeah, but people are open, aren't they?
- Are they?
393
00:29:54,482 --> 00:29:56,567
There was this guy
in work today,
394
00:29:56,693 --> 00:29:58,485
I'm just sat there
having my lunch,
395
00:29:58,611 --> 00:30:01,446
and he starts talking about how many
fingers he can put up a girl's fanny.
396
00:30:01,573 --> 00:30:03,740
But was he gay?
397
00:30:03,866 --> 00:30:05,534
- No.
- Well, there you go, then.
398
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:07,703
You like a lot of
condiments, don't you?
399
00:30:08,329 --> 00:30:09,746
I love my condiments.
400
00:30:09,872 --> 00:30:12,541
Gay people never talk
about it in public
401
00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:16,211
unless it's just cheap innuendo.
402
00:30:18,423 --> 00:30:20,424
I think it's cos
they're ashamed.
403
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:24,720
Maybe it's just they're a
little bit embarrassed.
404
00:30:24,846 --> 00:30:26,722
Isn't that the same thing?
405
00:30:26,848 --> 00:30:28,974
It smells of spunk.
406
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:31,893
(Glen) Anyway, that tape thing
isn't really about sex at all.
407
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,979
(Russell) Really?
408
00:30:34,105 --> 00:30:36,356
But I know what artists sound like
when they talk about their work,
409
00:30:36,482 --> 00:30:39,067
so I'm not going to sit
and sound like a cunt.
410
00:30:39,193 --> 00:30:41,194
Well, it's a good job you're not
an artist yet, then, isn't it?
411
00:30:41,321 --> 00:30:43,322
Ooh, very funny!
412
00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:47,451
Come on, tell me.
I'm interested.
413
00:30:49,746 --> 00:30:51,538
All right.
414
00:30:52,665 --> 00:30:55,876
Well, you know what it's like when you
first sleep with someone you don't know?
415
00:30:56,002 --> 00:30:57,252
Yeah.
416
00:30:58,588 --> 00:31:03,383
It's... You, like,
become this blank canvas
417
00:31:03,509 --> 00:31:07,429
and it gives you an opportunity to project
onto that canvas who you want to be.
418
00:31:09,182 --> 00:31:12,184
And that's what's interesting,
because everybody does it.
419
00:31:13,394 --> 00:31:17,189
- So, do you think that I did it?
- Course you did.
420
00:31:17,315 --> 00:31:20,776
Well, what happens is,
421
00:31:20,902 --> 00:31:23,445
while you're projecting
who you want to be,
422
00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:28,200
this gap opens up between
who you want to be
423
00:31:28,326 --> 00:31:30,202
and who you really are,
424
00:31:30,328 --> 00:31:33,121
and in that gap, it shows you
425
00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:36,917
what's stopping you becoming
who you want to be.
426
00:31:37,043 --> 00:31:39,211
And all of this from
talking about sex?
427
00:31:40,755 --> 00:31:42,923
All of that from
talking about sex.
428
00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:46,301
Interesting.
429
00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:48,428
I like it.
430
00:31:48,554 --> 00:31:52,974
I'm not sure that I totally
understand what you're saying, but...
431
00:31:53,101 --> 00:31:55,102
Yeah, all this sounds better in my
head, I don't think I've explained...
432
00:31:55,228 --> 00:31:57,312
No, no, no, no, no.
433
00:31:57,438 --> 00:31:59,981
I'm interested.
I'm really interested.
434
00:32:00,108 --> 00:32:01,525
So what are you gonna do?
435
00:32:01,651 --> 00:32:05,237
- Are you just gonna play the recordings out loud...
- I don't know, I don't know.
436
00:32:05,363 --> 00:32:10,701
The problem is that no one's gonna come
and see it, because it's about gay sex.
437
00:32:11,744 --> 00:32:15,789
So the gays will only come because they
want a glimpse of a cock and they'll be...
438
00:32:15,915 --> 00:32:20,043
And the straights won't come because, well,
it's got nothing to do with their world.
439
00:32:21,379 --> 00:32:25,173
They'll go and see pictures of
refugees or murder or rape,
440
00:32:25,299 --> 00:32:27,759
but gay sex? Fuck off.
441
00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:30,095
(Chuckles)
442
00:32:30,221 --> 00:32:32,013
Fuck it.
443
00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,015
Doesn't matter, does it?
444
00:32:35,351 --> 00:32:37,352
I'd come.
445
00:32:39,647 --> 00:32:41,773
- No, you wouldn't.
- Yeah, I would.
446
00:32:43,818 --> 00:32:45,777
OK, maybe I...
447
00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:49,906
Maybe I wouldn't come.
448
00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:01,668
Make sure you put your
thumb over the hole.
449
00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:04,171
- Do you want me to light it for you?
- Yeah.
450
00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:08,258
Tuck in.
451
00:33:16,058 --> 00:33:17,851
Here, do it again.
452
00:33:23,357 --> 00:33:24,941
That's it.
453
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,908
Are you out to your parents?
454
00:33:33,034 --> 00:33:37,162
Are you out to your parents?
You don't look like the kind of boy who would be.
455
00:33:39,373 --> 00:33:40,832
Well...
456
00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:44,252
- Well what?
- It's complicated.
457
00:33:44,378 --> 00:33:47,380
It's not complicated,
you just have to do it.
458
00:33:47,507 --> 00:33:50,133
I came out to mine
on Mother's Day.
459
00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:52,803
- How old were you?
- Sixteen.
460
00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:55,055
- Did they freak out?
- No.
461
00:33:55,181 --> 00:33:59,059
I told them nature or nurture,
it's your fault, so get over it.
462
00:33:59,185 --> 00:34:00,852
Good answer.
463
00:34:03,439 --> 00:34:06,316
- I would, but...
- But what?
464
00:34:10,404 --> 00:34:12,405
I don't really know my parents.
465
00:34:14,659 --> 00:34:16,701
Actually, I don't know
who they are at all.
466
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,833
That's interesting.
467
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,001
It's fine.
468
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,255
So what happened?
469
00:34:30,675 --> 00:34:32,843
Well, erm...
470
00:34:34,011 --> 00:34:37,055
I moved around in foster
homes until I was about 16.
471
00:34:38,224 --> 00:34:40,308
Mm-hm. Fuck.
472
00:34:41,269 --> 00:34:44,604
I met my best mate there,
Jamie, when we were 12.
473
00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:48,984
Er, yeah, it was nice, we
just went around as a pair.
474
00:34:50,027 --> 00:34:52,028
Fucking hell. What was it like?
475
00:34:52,572 --> 00:34:53,989
What?
476
00:34:55,408 --> 00:34:56,992
Being in care.
477
00:34:58,578 --> 00:35:01,496
It was fine.
I mean, I wasn't abused or anything.
478
00:35:01,622 --> 00:35:03,623
Shame.
You should have got a refund.
479
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,920
- So, does... does he know about you?
- Who?
480
00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:10,922
- Jamie.
- Yeah.
481
00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:13,675
Yeah, I'm like his
brother, really.
482
00:35:13,801 --> 00:35:16,136
Everyone knows about
me in my friends.
483
00:35:16,262 --> 00:35:17,971
The close ones anyway.
484
00:35:22,184 --> 00:35:23,784
What?
485
00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:33,111
Is it really wrong that I'm finding the whole...
orphan thing pretty sexy?
486
00:35:33,529 --> 00:35:35,947
(Glen laughs)
487
00:35:36,073 --> 00:35:37,616
Oh, my God.
488
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,369
What's wrong with you?
489
00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:44,539
(Laughs) Sorry, I
think it's the weed!
490
00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:48,668
Are you serious...
Are you laughing at my childhood tragedy?
491
00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:54,299
I just got an image of you as
Oliver with Mr Bumble! (Laughs)
492
00:35:56,886 --> 00:35:58,887
Oh, fucking hell.
493
00:35:59,013 --> 00:36:00,931
- I'm a bad person.
- Yeah, you are.
494
00:36:01,057 --> 00:36:04,225
- I'm a terrible cunt. (Laughs)
- You're a terrible cunt.
495
00:37:55,337 --> 00:37:58,131
So, do you live with
Gill all the time?
496
00:37:58,257 --> 00:37:59,883
Er, yeah, she's my flatmate.
497
00:38:00,009 --> 00:38:02,510
She's all right, she
keeps out the way.
498
00:38:02,636 --> 00:38:05,680
- I quite liked her.
- Yeah, she's a good girl.
499
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,434
Well, thank you for
this afternoon.
500
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,144
(Glen) Er, thank you.
501
00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:13,938
Erm, so I'll give
you a call later.
502
00:38:14,065 --> 00:38:15,899
- OK.
- OK.
503
00:38:16,484 --> 00:38:17,901
I will.
504
00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,279
Bye.
505
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,290
(Knocking on door)
506
00:38:36,754 --> 00:38:38,421
- All right?
- Hello again. Look...
507
00:38:38,547 --> 00:38:40,673
there's something I
didn't tell you.
508
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,175
Have you got a boyfriend?
509
00:38:42,301 --> 00:38:45,678
No, I don't have a boyfriend,
I don't do boyfriends. Erm...
510
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,556
I'm going away tomorrow.
511
00:38:49,850 --> 00:38:52,727
- Cool, where are you going?
- Portland. It's in Oregon.
512
00:38:52,853 --> 00:38:54,896
Very nice.
How long are you going for?
513
00:38:55,022 --> 00:38:57,690
About two years, I
think, maybe more.
514
00:38:59,693 --> 00:39:02,403
Oh, I thought you meant, like,
for a holiday or something.
515
00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:05,323
No, I'm doing a course. Erm...
516
00:39:05,449 --> 00:39:10,370
"Contemporary Perspectives of
Modern Art in the 21st Century."
517
00:39:12,248 --> 00:39:14,124
So you're doing an art course.
518
00:39:15,042 --> 00:39:17,293
- Glen, that's... that's really great.
- I should have said something.
519
00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:18,545
No.
520
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:22,090
It's fine. It's... It's great.
521
00:39:22,216 --> 00:39:25,218
Honestly, you...
you didn't have to tell me.
522
00:39:25,344 --> 00:39:27,345
Honestly - an art course.
523
00:39:29,014 --> 00:39:31,724
You...
You get to be a proper cunt now.
524
00:39:31,851 --> 00:39:33,935
(Glen laughs)
525
00:39:34,061 --> 00:39:36,062
I've told you now,
so I'm gonna go.
526
00:39:39,024 --> 00:39:42,777
Hey, erm, what are you doing tonight?
Cos I'm having some drinks with some friends
527
00:39:42,903 --> 00:39:45,113
and it would be pretty
cool if you came along,
528
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,242
but it's up to you, cos I don't wanna
kind of put pressure on you or anything,
529
00:39:49,368 --> 00:39:51,870
so I'll send you a
text or something
530
00:39:51,996 --> 00:39:53,997
and then you can
come or not come
531
00:39:54,123 --> 00:39:57,292
and it's up to you, it doesn't
matter either way, OK?
532
00:39:57,418 --> 00:39:59,460
All right, all right, all right.
533
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,041
(Water running)
534
00:41:15,329 --> 00:41:17,205
(Phone buzzing)
535
00:41:28,634 --> 00:41:30,677
- All right? (Jamie) All right?
536
00:41:30,803 --> 00:41:33,304
- How you doing?
- Yeah, not too bad, yeah. You all right?
537
00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:36,349
Look, Cathy's gone up town with
Lois - do you want to come round?
538
00:41:36,475 --> 00:41:39,352
- Are you up to anything?
- Has she? Erm...
539
00:41:40,104 --> 00:41:42,522
I might have plans
later, actually.
540
00:41:42,648 --> 00:41:44,774
Oh. All right. Well...
541
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:48,278
Erm, going out, party, I think.
542
00:41:48,862 --> 00:41:51,906
- OK, what, like a work thing?
- No.
543
00:41:52,032 --> 00:41:55,243
Er, no, I've actually...
I met somebody. Someone I met.
544
00:41:55,369 --> 00:41:56,869
- Oh, right, oh, nice one!
- Yeah.
545
00:41:56,996 --> 00:41:59,622
When did you meet them?
546
00:41:59,748 --> 00:42:02,667
Er, I met him last night at Propaganda.
It's a gay bar.
547
00:42:02,793 --> 00:42:05,795
You said you were going
home when you left.
548
00:42:05,921 --> 00:42:07,463
Mmm, yeah, sorry, mate.
549
00:42:07,589 --> 00:42:11,092
I was going home, but I was just
on the bus and I was thinking,
550
00:42:11,218 --> 00:42:14,304
so I just...
I changed my mind, so, sorry.
551
00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:16,681
No, that's all right.
What's his name, then?
552
00:42:17,683 --> 00:42:19,309
- Glen.
- Glen?
553
00:42:19,435 --> 00:42:21,352
Well, look, why don't
you bring him tomorrow?
554
00:42:21,478 --> 00:42:23,313
(Laughs) No. No way.
555
00:42:23,439 --> 00:42:25,148
Go on, it'll be fine!
556
00:42:25,274 --> 00:42:27,442
- No.
- What's the problem?
557
00:42:29,361 --> 00:42:31,321
- OK.
- Well, it's up to you, whatever.
558
00:42:31,447 --> 00:42:35,742
- Listen, he's going away anyway, so...
- Oh, right, I see.
559
00:42:35,868 --> 00:42:38,703
I've got to go, Jamie, so
I'll catch you in a bit.
560
00:42:39,705 --> 00:42:42,290
- I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
- Yeah, all right. You'd better be there.
561
00:42:42,416 --> 00:42:44,417
All right, mate. Bye, bye, bye.
562
00:43:55,864 --> 00:43:57,865
(Distant siren)
563
00:44:03,831 --> 00:44:05,832
(Lively chatter)
564
00:44:07,584 --> 00:44:09,544
(Boy) He's had a girlfriend
too, for like...
565
00:44:09,670 --> 00:44:13,464
He's been going out with her for two
months and he hasn't even fingered her.
566
00:44:13,590 --> 00:44:16,926
(Girl) Definitely looks gay.
(Boy) Have you seen his walk?
567
00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:19,053
(Chatter and laughter)
568
00:44:22,558 --> 00:44:25,309
(Boy) And his voice too.
(Girl) Oh, yeah, his voice.
569
00:44:25,436 --> 00:44:29,605
(Boy) He probably does straightening, like.
Conditions his hair every morning.
570
00:44:29,731 --> 00:44:31,774
He gets up at half-seven so
his mum can do his hair.
571
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,693
- Have you seen his Facebook statuses?
- No.
572
00:44:33,819 --> 00:44:35,153
There's about 40 a day.
573
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:50,293
(Muffled music)
574
00:44:58,552 --> 00:45:00,553
(Loud rock music,
lively chatter)
575
00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:20,656
(Man) All right? What can I get you?
- All right, mate. Do you do bitter?
576
00:45:20,782 --> 00:45:22,783
- Yeah.
- Can I get two pints of bitter?
577
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,928
(Laughter)
578
00:45:56,401 --> 00:45:58,402
- I got you a drink. (Chuckles)
579
00:45:58,529 --> 00:46:00,988
- I don't like beer.
- Do you not?
580
00:46:01,114 --> 00:46:02,281
Afraid not.
581
00:46:02,407 --> 00:46:03,783
Sorry.
582
00:46:04,826 --> 00:46:07,119
Why this place, Glen?
583
00:46:07,246 --> 00:46:12,333
It's a bit more fun, isn't it, than
your normal, erm... normal gay bar?
584
00:46:14,461 --> 00:46:16,462
I'm surprised you came.
585
00:46:19,091 --> 00:46:20,383
Really?
586
00:46:20,509 --> 00:46:23,302
- Little bit.
- Well, I'm here now.
587
00:46:23,428 --> 00:46:25,012
- Good.
- Cheers.
588
00:46:25,138 --> 00:46:26,305
(All) Hi!
589
00:46:26,431 --> 00:46:28,683
We've got a new member of the group,
let's not make a fuss about it.
590
00:46:28,809 --> 00:46:32,353
This is Russell, everybody.
This is Cock 1, Cock 2, Cock 3,
591
00:46:32,479 --> 00:46:34,146
Dolly Parton, Cock 4, Lorna,
592
00:46:34,273 --> 00:46:36,232
you know Gill already.
- And this is all...
593
00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:39,443
- I'm Russell, nice to meet you.
(Overlapping chatter)
594
00:46:41,655 --> 00:46:42,822
I went on the bed with a hard-on
595
00:46:42,948 --> 00:46:45,533
and I heard all this clanging
and things coming out of bags
596
00:46:45,659 --> 00:46:49,120
and zips and poppers and things, and I...
he was there for ages...
597
00:46:49,246 --> 00:46:51,080
Hey!
598
00:46:51,206 --> 00:46:52,832
Well done. Here we go!
599
00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:57,378
One, two, three, four, five...
Go!
600
00:46:59,506 --> 00:47:02,258
Anyway, so I was lying on
the bed waiting for him,
601
00:47:02,384 --> 00:47:03,926
and after about 10
minutes of this,
602
00:47:04,052 --> 00:47:07,305
it was like, I was starting to lose my
hard-on because it was getting boring,
603
00:47:07,431 --> 00:47:12,310
and then he walked in and he was fully
done up in leather, like boots and things
604
00:47:12,436 --> 00:47:13,978
and chaps and everything,
605
00:47:14,104 --> 00:47:16,147
and he was much older
than his picture said,
606
00:47:16,273 --> 00:47:18,608
and he walked in and I
was like, "Oh, fuck!".
607
00:47:18,734 --> 00:47:22,612
And he just put his boot on my bed and
he went, "Lick my fucking boots!".
608
00:47:22,738 --> 00:47:28,117
And I went like, "Er, I don't think
so, I think I'll pass actually."
609
00:47:28,243 --> 00:47:30,369
And he was like, "Lick
my fucking boots!".
610
00:47:33,665 --> 00:47:35,541
Sorry, guys, can I squeeze past?
611
00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:37,460
All right, how are you?
612
00:47:38,587 --> 00:47:40,421
I'd leave him to
it, if I were you.
613
00:47:41,423 --> 00:47:42,757
What's he doing?
614
00:47:42,883 --> 00:47:46,427
Well, he's just started
phase one of the attack.
615
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,933
The whole straight narrative is there
for you to inherit, it's just there.
616
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:55,936
There to shape your
foundations, to set you up...
617
00:47:56,063 --> 00:47:59,649
boy meets girl, they fall in love,
they go skipping through the meadows
618
00:47:59,775 --> 00:48:02,610
and that's how your life is set.
Everything is there.
619
00:48:02,736 --> 00:48:05,112
All the books, all the
films, all the TV shows,
620
00:48:05,238 --> 00:48:07,281
everything is just
inherited, given to you.
621
00:48:07,407 --> 00:48:10,618
I think he does like you though.
I mean, he wouldn't let me listen to the tape,
622
00:48:10,744 --> 00:48:13,329
and he always lets me
listen to the tapes, so...
623
00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:14,830
you must have made some
kind of impression.
624
00:48:14,956 --> 00:48:19,085
I'm quite glad he didn't let you have a
listen to the tape, to be honest with you.
625
00:48:19,211 --> 00:48:20,419
Yet!
626
00:48:20,545 --> 00:48:23,923
He didn't let me listen to
it yet - there's still time!
627
00:48:24,049 --> 00:48:26,133
What, is it dirty? Is it?
628
00:48:26,259 --> 00:48:28,302
- No, no!
- Proper sordid?
629
00:48:28,428 --> 00:48:29,428
No.
630
00:48:29,554 --> 00:48:31,931
Oh, boring.
Them ones are the best.
631
00:48:32,057 --> 00:48:34,975
- I took umbrage with the loud noise.
- You didn't take...
632
00:48:35,102 --> 00:48:38,020
- You make a loud... You made a loud noise.
- You didn't make umbrage with the loud noise.
633
00:48:38,146 --> 00:48:41,857
You made umbrage with the fact that you've
got a load of gay people in a straight bar.
634
00:48:41,983 --> 00:48:44,402
That's what you've got your problem with.
Admit it, just admit it.
635
00:48:44,528 --> 00:48:46,237
- No...
- Absolutely admit it.
636
00:48:46,363 --> 00:48:51,701
The thing is, Glen likes to be a
big fish, not a little tiddler.
637
00:48:51,827 --> 00:48:55,162
I mean, to be honest, I
think he's gonna bottle it.
638
00:48:55,288 --> 00:48:57,498
- Can you keep a secret?
- Yeah.
639
00:48:57,624 --> 00:48:59,667
Some of us have
got a little bet.
640
00:48:59,793 --> 00:49:01,877
That's not very supportive.
641
00:49:02,003 --> 00:49:03,546
Supportive? No.
642
00:49:03,672 --> 00:49:05,589
No, I just understand
him, that's all.
643
00:49:05,716 --> 00:49:08,592
He does this. I mean like, once,
644
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,678
he signed up to teach in Africa.
645
00:49:10,804 --> 00:49:12,221
I think it was Africa.
646
00:49:12,347 --> 00:49:15,141
It was just when he split up with John.
Has he told you about John?
647
00:49:15,267 --> 00:49:17,393
No, no, he hasn't told me about John.
To be honest with you, I don't really think...
648
00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:19,019
That was way back when
he did boyfriends.
649
00:49:19,146 --> 00:49:23,315
The sexuality... The sexuality of the
loud noise was not an issue with me,
650
00:49:23,442 --> 00:49:25,693
- it was the fact that the noise was loud.
- The sexuality of the loud noise?
651
00:49:25,819 --> 00:49:27,361
It was the fact that
the noise was loud.
652
00:49:27,487 --> 00:49:30,156
Oh, right, so it's just
merely a matter of decibels.
653
00:49:30,282 --> 00:49:34,869
He used to cheat on him a lot, John did,
and Glen was like, "It doesn't matter,"
654
00:49:34,995 --> 00:49:38,497
but it would matter to me, and then
at the end of the relationship,
655
00:49:38,623 --> 00:49:41,333
he was in the park, cruising,
and he got beaten up.
656
00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:42,835
What, Glen did?
657
00:49:42,961 --> 00:49:44,962
No, no, not Glen. John.
658
00:49:45,088 --> 00:49:47,465
(Glen) Volume is the issue. That's it.
- The volume.
659
00:49:47,591 --> 00:49:51,886
Just ruining your night. We're just here
ruining your night, is that the problem?
660
00:49:52,012 --> 00:49:54,138
(Man) Look at us holding hands!
Look!
661
00:49:59,311 --> 00:50:01,103
What?
662
00:50:01,229 --> 00:50:02,938
Nothing.
663
00:50:03,064 --> 00:50:05,858
- You look like you want to kiss me.
- I do.
664
00:50:06,943 --> 00:50:08,652
Go on, then.
665
00:50:09,321 --> 00:50:11,363
No, not here. I can't...
I can't here.
666
00:50:16,453 --> 00:50:17,870
(Russell) Oh!
667
00:50:24,085 --> 00:50:25,753
Ah, thank you.
668
00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:29,673
Do you want to get the
fuck out of here?
669
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,467
What do you mean?
670
00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:33,594
Do you want to get the
fuck out of here?
671
00:50:34,137 --> 00:50:36,138
(Siren) (Clock bells chiming)
672
00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:56,575
Don't you think your mates are going
to be a little bit pissed off?
673
00:50:56,701 --> 00:50:58,911
- Why?
- Well...
674
00:50:59,955 --> 00:51:02,081
I mean, we just
marched out of there.
675
00:51:02,207 --> 00:51:04,834
You practically pushed me out of the door,
I didn't even say goodbye to anybody,
676
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,420
- you didn't say goodbye to anybody.
- Yeah, I don't do goodbyes.
677
00:51:10,465 --> 00:51:13,300
I actually had quite good fun in there.
It was all right.
678
00:51:13,426 --> 00:51:16,929
I liked your friends.
It was quite nice being around gay people.
679
00:51:17,055 --> 00:51:18,681
- Oh, don't do it.
- Don't do what?
680
00:51:18,807 --> 00:51:20,432
- I know what you're gonna say.
- What?
681
00:51:20,559 --> 00:51:24,979
You're gonna say, "Oh, it's nice being around
people of my own kind, my own people",
682
00:51:25,105 --> 00:51:28,816
"they think the same as me, we
talk about all the same things,
683
00:51:28,942 --> 00:51:32,862
"we've got the same things in common."
But it's just not like that, you know?
684
00:51:32,988 --> 00:51:34,196
(Beeping)
685
00:51:34,322 --> 00:51:37,408
(Woman's voice) This is David Lane.
- Essentially they're all just idiots.
686
00:51:37,534 --> 00:51:41,078
- This tram is for Phoenix Park.
- Except they dance a lot more.
687
00:51:41,204 --> 00:51:43,581
The next stop is Highbury Vale.
688
00:51:45,709 --> 00:51:47,668
So what do you think of Gill?
689
00:51:48,628 --> 00:51:50,337
- Yeah, she was nice. (Snorts)
690
00:51:50,463 --> 00:51:52,464
You're such a fucking liar.
691
00:51:54,509 --> 00:51:57,011
Ah, it's nothing.
692
00:51:57,137 --> 00:51:59,722
I wouldn't want anybody...
693
00:51:59,848 --> 00:52:02,099
- talking badly about my mates.
- What is it?
694
00:52:02,225 --> 00:52:04,727
- Honestly, it's nothing.
- Fucking spit it out.
695
00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:08,981
I don't know, Glen. I just...
696
00:52:10,859 --> 00:52:14,278
She's not very supportive, you
know, or understanding about...
697
00:52:14,404 --> 00:52:17,364
And this is only from what I've
spoken to her about, but I didn't...
698
00:52:17,490 --> 00:52:19,408
She just wasn't very supportive and
that's what you want, isn't it,
699
00:52:19,534 --> 00:52:25,122
you want your mates to be understanding
and to support your ideas and...
700
00:52:25,248 --> 00:52:27,374
- I don't know.
- What the fuck did she say?
701
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,168
She didn't say anything,
she didn't say anything.
702
00:52:29,294 --> 00:52:33,255
It was just...
It was just an impression I got.
703
00:52:34,925 --> 00:52:38,427
Anyway, it's none of my business to start
talking about that kind of stuff, is it?
704
00:52:45,936 --> 00:52:48,687
I can't wait to get the fuck
out of here, to be honest.
705
00:52:48,813 --> 00:52:51,023
- No, you don't mean that.
- I do.
706
00:52:51,149 --> 00:52:52,524
Maybe I don't.
707
00:52:52,651 --> 00:52:54,568
Just my friends -
sometimes they're like...
708
00:52:54,694 --> 00:52:56,987
a noose around my neck,
do you know what I mean?
709
00:52:57,113 --> 00:53:00,240
No. I've got to be honest with you,
I don't really know what you mean.
710
00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:03,577
It's like when you've had the same friends
for too long, they become like...
711
00:53:03,703 --> 00:53:05,955
everything becomes cemented.
712
00:53:06,081 --> 00:53:09,416
(Music pounding in distance,
children shouting and screaming)
713
00:53:09,542 --> 00:53:11,585
- What, and that's a bad thing, is it?
- Of course it's a bad thing.
714
00:53:11,711 --> 00:53:15,464
I don't want to be in fucking
concrete, thank you very much.
715
00:53:15,590 --> 00:53:19,885
It's like they won't let you...
they won't let you be any version of yourself
716
00:53:20,011 --> 00:53:22,972
except an old version, or the
version that they want you to be.
717
00:53:24,265 --> 00:53:26,767
- I hope that's not true.
- You know it's true.
718
00:53:26,893 --> 00:53:29,645
Who wants to know
they're in the shit?
719
00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:33,273
If they see you trying to crawl out,
they're very happy to drag you back in.
720
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,651
Oh, and that's what you're
trying to do, is it?
721
00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:39,279
You're trying to drag yourself
out of the shit! (Chuckles)
722
00:53:39,406 --> 00:53:40,739
I'm trying to...
723
00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:44,451
redraw myself.
724
00:53:45,286 --> 00:53:48,163
- Of course. You being the artist that you are.
- Exactly, exactly.
725
00:53:48,957 --> 00:53:51,458
But everyone keeps fucking
hiding my pencil.
726
00:53:51,584 --> 00:53:52,584
(Laughs)
727
00:53:52,711 --> 00:53:56,505
(Man calling out over speakers, children
shouting and screaming in background)
728
00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:03,679
(Laughs)
729
00:54:06,641 --> 00:54:08,976
Hiya, can we get
two cars, please?
730
00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,603
- Have you got three quid?
- Yep.
731
00:54:11,730 --> 00:54:13,272
There we go.
732
00:54:15,066 --> 00:54:18,152
- I'm gonna kill you.
- Oh-ho-ho, are you sure about that?
733
00:54:18,278 --> 00:54:19,737
There you go.
734
00:54:21,197 --> 00:54:22,197
Thank you.
735
00:54:22,323 --> 00:54:24,324
(Dance music pounding)
736
00:54:25,368 --> 00:54:27,453
(Man) Scream if you
wanna go faster!
737
00:54:28,496 --> 00:54:30,497
(Both laughing)
738
00:54:31,791 --> 00:54:33,500
(Russell screams)
739
00:54:34,502 --> 00:54:36,170
(Glen) Fuck you!
740
00:54:55,065 --> 00:54:58,400
Remember, this was pre-internet
so, you know, it was, like,
741
00:54:58,526 --> 00:55:01,862
there wasn't any "straight boy
goes gay for pay" websites
742
00:55:01,988 --> 00:55:06,492
or stick-a-monster-cock-
up-your-arse-and-ear. Com.
743
00:55:09,245 --> 00:55:12,581
But my mum had this VHS
of A Room With A View.
744
00:55:12,707 --> 00:55:14,833
- Have you seen it?
- Yeah. I think I have.
745
00:55:14,959 --> 00:55:17,753
Is that the one with
all the poshies
746
00:55:17,879 --> 00:55:19,838
- in all the houses and stuff?
- Yeah.
747
00:55:19,964 --> 00:55:23,634
Well, they've got that, but also they've got
this scene where all the boys go running
748
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,011
- naked round the lake.
- Oh, I see.
749
00:55:26,137 --> 00:55:30,099
And I'd frozen the video just on the moment
when you could see Rupert Graves' cock
750
00:55:30,225 --> 00:55:33,227
and you know what it's like when
you pause video, it's shuddering.
751
00:55:33,353 --> 00:55:34,686
Yeah.
752
00:55:34,813 --> 00:55:36,980
And I was tanking away
and there it was,
753
00:55:37,107 --> 00:55:40,776
and I spaffed up a huge
spiderweb of juvenile semen...
754
00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:43,278
(Laughs) ...just as
my mate walked in.
755
00:55:43,404 --> 00:55:44,404
Oh, my God!
756
00:55:44,531 --> 00:55:46,740
And he looked at me and he
looked at the TV screen
757
00:55:46,866 --> 00:55:49,743
and he saw Rupert Graves'
shuddering cock and he knew.
758
00:55:52,163 --> 00:55:55,332
- What did he say?
- He called me a faggot, he called me a queer.
759
00:55:56,334 --> 00:56:00,254
But the weird thing was, in that moment, I
could see myself through his eyes, you know?
760
00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:03,841
I could see what I looked like.
And you know what?
761
00:56:03,967 --> 00:56:06,468
- You didn't care?
- I didn't care. Exactly.
762
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:11,932
I thought, if he wants to see me as some
horny little faggotty, angry child,
763
00:56:12,058 --> 00:56:15,310
then that's fine with me,
doesn't make any difference.
764
00:56:15,436 --> 00:56:17,646
- Are you still friends with him?
- Nah.
765
00:56:18,648 --> 00:56:22,526
I wasn't friends with anyone else
after he told the rest of the school.
766
00:56:22,652 --> 00:56:24,403
That's awful, Glen.
767
00:56:24,529 --> 00:56:26,280
It is what it is.
768
00:56:26,406 --> 00:56:28,699
(Men shouting
aggressively in distance)
769
00:56:50,346 --> 00:56:52,347
(Distant siren,
traffic rumbling)
770
00:56:55,894 --> 00:56:58,103
(Snorting, laughing)
771
00:57:03,902 --> 00:57:06,153
- Shall we have another little cheeky one?
- Yeah.
772
00:57:12,827 --> 00:57:14,411
(Russell sighs)
773
00:57:16,247 --> 00:57:18,248
(Glen snorts and giggles)
774
00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:24,213
- Oh, Glen, Glen, Glen!
- Whoo! I'm just breaking some ice!
775
00:57:24,339 --> 00:57:27,925
- You haven't met my neighbours, they're nuts.
- I'm breaking the ice with your neighbours.
776
00:57:28,051 --> 00:57:30,844
- Frankie upstairs will be going nuts, dying.
(Music on, muffled)
777
00:57:30,970 --> 00:57:32,971
There's something I
didn't tell you today.
778
00:57:34,390 --> 00:57:35,474
Do you have a boyfriend?
779
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,311
- Yeah, that's exactly it. I've got a boyfriend.
- Oh, fuck me!
780
00:57:39,437 --> 00:57:40,729
No.
781
00:57:40,855 --> 00:57:43,023
- No, you know your tape thing?
- Yeah.
782
00:57:43,149 --> 00:57:46,693
I've got something
kind of similar.
783
00:57:46,819 --> 00:57:49,071
Really? What do you mean?
784
00:57:49,197 --> 00:57:54,284
Well, obviously mine's private
and not public like yours.
785
00:57:54,410 --> 00:57:57,496
- Why am I telling you this?
- Well, then why do you do it?
786
00:57:59,123 --> 00:58:00,749
I don't know, just do.
787
00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:04,253
He was good-looking and
normal, which was nice.
788
00:58:04,379 --> 00:58:06,755
(Music playing quietly)
- He's not too camp.
789
00:58:06,881 --> 00:58:09,716
On the third date he told me that
when he came out to his parents,
790
00:58:09,842 --> 00:58:11,927
they refused to
ever talk about it.
791
00:58:12,053 --> 00:58:14,554
He said he didn't care but
it was obvious he did.
792
00:58:14,681 --> 00:58:17,933
Then to stop us talking about
it, he sang me a song.
793
00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:20,185
(Wheezes, laughs) Fucking hell!
794
00:58:21,521 --> 00:58:23,188
Dickhead!
795
00:58:23,314 --> 00:58:27,651
I was mortified, and I wanted
Jamie to be there listening to it
796
00:58:27,777 --> 00:58:31,196
because I'm sure he would
have found it funny.
797
00:58:31,322 --> 00:58:35,284
And I knew that I could never see him
again, but I stayed that night anyway...
798
00:58:35,410 --> 00:58:38,078
- Aww... because I didn't
want him to feel bad.
799
00:58:38,204 --> 00:58:39,830
Samaritan.
800
00:58:41,457 --> 00:58:43,417
Did you tell Jamie about it?
801
00:58:47,046 --> 00:58:49,298
- Shut up!
- And you send it to the back of my throat.
802
00:58:49,424 --> 00:58:51,091
Ready? Come on.
803
00:58:51,217 --> 00:58:53,427
- It's quite sexy.
- OK.
804
00:58:57,056 --> 00:58:58,307
Beautiful. Good start.
805
00:58:58,433 --> 00:59:00,183
Do you want to have a go?
806
00:59:00,310 --> 00:59:02,102
Let's make it happen, come on.
807
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,648
One, two, three.
808
00:59:08,901 --> 00:59:10,319
Isn't that amazing?
809
00:59:10,445 --> 00:59:13,280
I followed him around
the sauna for a while,
810
00:59:13,406 --> 00:59:18,243
and I was so nervous that I wasn't sure
I'd even be able to get an erection.
811
00:59:19,162 --> 00:59:21,997
We went into the cabin
but he wouldn't kiss me.
812
00:59:22,123 --> 00:59:24,875
All he wanted to do was suck me off
and get me to come in his mouth,
813
00:59:25,001 --> 00:59:28,837
which I did, but he wouldn't let me touch
him or anything, and then he left.
814
00:59:28,963 --> 00:59:32,382
And I saw him later as I was
getting changed and he ignored me.
815
00:59:33,926 --> 00:59:36,595
And it was then that I noticed
he had a wedding ring on.
816
00:59:36,721 --> 00:59:40,307
I felt bad and weird - bad for
me but also for his wife...
817
00:59:40,433 --> 00:59:43,268
and I wondered if when he
got home and he kissed her
818
00:59:43,394 --> 00:59:45,328
she could smell me on him,
and I wondered if the
819
00:59:45,329 --> 00:59:47,105
kids were waiting for
him in their bedrooms,
820
00:59:47,231 --> 00:59:49,816
wanting to say good night
to their dad, but...
821
00:59:49,942 --> 00:59:53,487
he was late because he was
sucking me off in the sauna.
822
00:59:53,613 --> 00:59:55,280
So.
823
01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:01,870
What?
824
01:00:01,996 --> 01:00:04,623
I met this guy who was nice.
825
01:00:04,749 --> 01:00:06,625
I've called him Paul Smith,
826
01:00:08,086 --> 01:00:10,796
but that wasn't his name because
I can't remember his name,
827
01:00:10,922 --> 01:00:13,632
but it was the aftershave
he was wearing.
828
01:00:13,758 --> 01:00:17,135
He had a really nice
flat near the cemetery
829
01:00:17,261 --> 01:00:19,721
and I think he worked in design.
830
01:00:19,847 --> 01:00:26,186
He told me his parents were fine about him
being gay, which must have been good,
831
01:00:26,312 --> 01:00:29,147
and he had photos of
them on his wall.
832
01:00:31,526 --> 01:00:35,153
He asked if he could fuck me, I
told him I'd never done it before
833
01:00:36,489 --> 01:00:37,864
and that he needed
to be careful.
834
01:00:37,990 --> 01:00:40,951
I can remember being paranoid
about the condom coming off
835
01:00:41,077 --> 01:00:44,746
and me getting AIDS and everybody
would think I was scum.
836
01:00:48,543 --> 01:00:52,504
He wouldn't give me his number
because he said he had a boyfriend.
837
01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:54,589
On the bus I felt so
ashamed and shitty.
838
01:00:54,715 --> 01:00:56,967
When I got back I puked up and
spent the rest of the day in bed
839
01:00:57,093 --> 01:00:59,052
thinking about all
kinds of stuff.
840
01:01:06,394 --> 01:01:07,811
(Sniffs)
841
01:01:12,942 --> 01:01:14,860
Have I freaked you out?
842
01:01:14,986 --> 01:01:16,987
No, it's just enough now.
843
01:01:18,281 --> 01:01:22,742
I have, haven't I? I've freaked you out, I've
freaked you out. Do you think I'm a freak?
844
01:01:22,869 --> 01:01:24,870
You are a freak, but
that's all right.
845
01:01:30,751 --> 01:01:32,752
What did this guy look like?
846
01:01:34,922 --> 01:01:36,506
Why?
847
01:01:36,632 --> 01:01:38,550
Just because.
848
01:01:42,930 --> 01:01:44,931
I don't know, he had blond hair.
849
01:01:48,436 --> 01:01:50,437
Did he look kind of Swedish?
850
01:01:51,439 --> 01:01:53,398
- I suppose. (Sniffs)
851
01:01:54,942 --> 01:01:57,068
(Glen snorting)
852
01:01:58,446 --> 01:02:00,864
He'd have fucking loved this.
853
01:02:00,990 --> 01:02:02,407
Who?
854
01:02:03,993 --> 01:02:06,495
His name was John
though, not Paul.
855
01:02:11,667 --> 01:02:13,877
Who's John?
856
01:02:14,003 --> 01:02:16,254
You're a terrible
liar for a faggot.
857
01:02:19,383 --> 01:02:22,010
I knew Gill couldn't
keep her mouth shut.
858
01:02:22,136 --> 01:02:24,846
I didn't ask her anything.
She...
859
01:02:24,972 --> 01:02:26,848
Fuck it.
860
01:02:26,974 --> 01:02:28,975
It doesn't matter.
861
01:02:36,234 --> 01:02:38,407
(Glen) Look, straight
people like us as long as
862
01:02:38,408 --> 01:02:40,445
we conform, we behave
by their little rules.
863
01:02:40,571 --> 01:02:42,572
Imagine your friends,
if you suddenly started
864
01:02:42,573 --> 01:02:44,616
getting all really political
about being a fag
865
01:02:44,742 --> 01:02:48,495
or you got suddenly like camp and swishy
or talked about rimming all the time.
866
01:02:48,621 --> 01:02:50,956
(Russell) Yeah, but that's not what
I'm like, is it? That's not who I am.
867
01:02:51,082 --> 01:02:54,167
(Glen) Well, trust me they like it, as long
as we don't shove it down their throats.
868
01:02:54,293 --> 01:02:56,670
(Russell) OK, well, why should I
just shove it down their throats?
869
01:02:56,796 --> 01:02:59,297
Because they shove it down our throats
all the time, being straight...
870
01:02:59,423 --> 01:03:01,550
straight story lines on
television, everywhere,
871
01:03:01,676 --> 01:03:04,719
in books, on billboards,
magazines, everywhere.
872
01:03:04,845 --> 01:03:08,640
But, oh, the gays, the gays...
(Gasps) We mustn't upset the straights!
873
01:03:08,766 --> 01:03:10,850
Shh, watch out, the
straights are coming.
874
01:03:10,977 --> 01:03:13,770
Let's not upset them, let's
hide in our little ghettos,
875
01:03:13,896 --> 01:03:16,523
let's not hold hands, let's
not kiss in the street, no.
876
01:03:16,649 --> 01:03:19,818
We have the chance to
make up our own shit,
877
01:03:19,944 --> 01:03:24,239
we can grow our own garden and
put little flowers and pansies
878
01:03:24,365 --> 01:03:28,076
and gay gnomes in it and water
features and water sports and slings,
879
01:03:28,202 --> 01:03:31,788
but no, everybody wants to concrete the
fucker over and get a gas barbecue.
880
01:03:31,914 --> 01:03:34,499
You're obsessed with concrete.
You're absolutely obsessed with the stuff.
881
01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:38,420
But why would you want concrete when
you can have whatever you want?
882
01:03:38,546 --> 01:03:40,505
I'm not saying people shouldn't
forge relationships,
883
01:03:40,631 --> 01:03:43,883
all I'm saying is that we don't
need someone to sanction it,
884
01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:48,471
- to make it legitimate, to make us respectable.
- Yeah, heaven forbid.
885
01:03:48,598 --> 01:03:51,349
And don't tell me that people
get married because of love.
886
01:03:51,475 --> 01:03:54,811
People get married for the same reason
that they buy a house or buy a dog,
887
01:03:54,937 --> 01:03:59,065
to tie them down so that they go, "Oh, no,
we couldn't possibly go away this weekend."
888
01:03:59,191 --> 01:04:01,818
"Who'd look after Buster?
Couldn't possibly leave Buster alone."
889
01:04:01,944 --> 01:04:05,280
- Glen, maybe sometimes people just like dogs.
- And it's not even proper marriage anyway.
890
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:08,992
In America they went out on the
streets and fought for equal rights,
891
01:04:09,118 --> 01:04:11,703
and over here people are
too busy on fucking Grindr
892
01:04:11,829 --> 01:04:15,123
or shaving their arses to be able to do anything.
Where's their fight?
893
01:04:15,249 --> 01:04:18,668
It's a fight, isn't it, for something
that you don't believe in.
894
01:04:18,794 --> 01:04:21,588
- That's not the point.
- Well, it is, it is, kind of.
895
01:04:21,714 --> 01:04:24,007
A man standing up
with another man,
896
01:04:24,133 --> 01:04:27,510
in front of everyone saying that, "I
love you and I want to get married,"
897
01:04:27,637 --> 01:04:29,971
I think that's a pretty
fucking radical statement.
898
01:04:30,097 --> 01:04:35,101
I mean, standing up and saying, "I want
to spend the rest of my life with you,"
899
01:04:35,227 --> 01:04:38,313
when everybody's looking
at them, saying...
900
01:04:38,439 --> 01:04:40,565
that it's wrong, it's
disgusting, it's sick.
901
01:04:40,691 --> 01:04:44,736
I mean, people say that we should go to
hell for this - fucking go to fucking hell,
902
01:04:44,862 --> 01:04:48,073
I mean, why do people fucking say
that, do you know what I mean?
903
01:04:48,199 --> 01:04:52,535
So, actually, standing up and saying,
"You know what, I love you,"
904
01:04:52,662 --> 01:04:56,831
"and fuck you and fuck you, I don't give a
fuck what you fucking think, I don't care."
905
01:04:56,957 --> 01:05:01,753
- That is pretty fucking amazing.
- But why do people have to feed into the system?
906
01:05:01,879 --> 01:05:04,422
Oh, my God, now you sound like
a fucking teenager, Glen.
907
01:05:04,548 --> 01:05:06,633
I mean, earlier, you asked me
908
01:05:06,759 --> 01:05:09,344
if I thought that people got married
because they love each other.
909
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:10,970
- Yeah?
- Right, OK,
910
01:05:11,097 --> 01:05:13,932
well, maybe they
do, maybe they do.
911
01:05:14,058 --> 01:05:17,394
And, yeah, maybe...
fucking maybe it is stupid,
912
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:21,064
and maybe they will get divorced
and all that kind of shit,
913
01:05:21,190 --> 01:05:23,274
but fucking who cares?
914
01:05:23,401 --> 01:05:25,276
Why does it bother
you so much, Glen?
915
01:05:25,403 --> 01:05:29,698
Why does it bother you that maybe
two people fucking love each other
916
01:05:29,824 --> 01:05:32,158
and they want to get married
and they want a relationship
917
01:05:32,284 --> 01:05:34,285
and they just want to be happy?
918
01:05:40,543 --> 01:05:42,001
Do you want another line?
919
01:05:42,128 --> 01:05:45,088
Why do you think it's gonna
be so different in America?
920
01:05:45,214 --> 01:05:47,298
Because it will be.
921
01:05:47,425 --> 01:05:50,051
- Have you ever been properly alone?
- Of course I have.
922
01:05:50,177 --> 01:05:51,886
I mean properly. Alone.
923
01:05:52,012 --> 01:05:56,599
Sat in a hotel room in Portland all
by yourself, no friends, alone.
924
01:05:56,726 --> 01:06:00,019
- Yes.
- I don't believe you. I don't believe you.
925
01:06:00,896 --> 01:06:03,857
In a week you're gonna
go completely mental.
926
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,360
Of course you are, because
you're gonna have no friends,
927
01:06:07,486 --> 01:06:11,156
and you're gonna compromise because that
is what people do, they compromise,
928
01:06:11,282 --> 01:06:14,075
because nobody, fucking...
fucking nobody,
929
01:06:14,910 --> 01:06:16,745
nobody can deal with
being by themselves.
930
01:06:16,871 --> 01:06:18,830
I don't want to compromise.
931
01:06:20,124 --> 01:06:22,000
There you go again.
932
01:06:22,126 --> 01:06:24,836
You're condescending me, it's like
you're always fucking attacking me!
933
01:06:24,962 --> 01:06:27,213
- I'm not attacking you.
- You fucking are!
934
01:06:27,339 --> 01:06:30,592
I mean, it's like you want
everybody to think independently,
935
01:06:30,718 --> 01:06:33,553
but you want everyone to
fucking agree with you.
936
01:06:33,679 --> 01:06:34,929
I mean...
937
01:06:35,055 --> 01:06:38,224
why can't you just understand that
some people just want to be happy?
938
01:06:38,350 --> 01:06:40,185
(Glen) Are you happy?
939
01:06:43,189 --> 01:06:44,939
I'm fine.
940
01:06:46,317 --> 01:06:50,278
You know what, yeah, things
could be fucking better.
941
01:06:50,404 --> 01:06:51,988
Easier.
942
01:06:52,114 --> 01:06:54,491
But I am absolutely fine.
943
01:06:54,617 --> 01:06:55,825
Sure you are.
944
01:06:55,951 --> 01:06:58,119
- Don't you fucking dare.
(Glen sighs)
945
01:06:58,245 --> 01:07:00,163
- Don't you fucking dare presume...
- Calm down.
946
01:07:00,289 --> 01:07:03,374
...that you understand me.
You think just because I can't...
947
01:07:03,501 --> 01:07:06,336
You think just because I can't
walk around the fucking streets
948
01:07:06,462 --> 01:07:11,007
holding hands or talking to my mates about
fucking sucking cocks, that you know me.
949
01:07:11,133 --> 01:07:13,885
- No, I don't.
- I can see it in your eyes, Glen,
950
01:07:14,011 --> 01:07:17,055
I can see it, that you think...
(Sighs)
951
01:07:17,181 --> 01:07:20,183
...you think I'm a fucking idiot
because I want a fucking relationship.
952
01:07:20,309 --> 01:07:22,310
- Did I say that?
- But the thing is, Glen...
953
01:07:23,979 --> 01:07:26,689
the thing is, Glen, I think
that you want one too.
954
01:07:38,244 --> 01:07:43,373
I think you would make
an amazing boyfriend.
955
01:07:43,499 --> 01:07:46,209
That's not what I'm f...
That's not what I'm saying.
956
01:07:46,335 --> 01:07:48,294
- I don't...
- It's not about me. Fuck me.
957
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:51,172
I don't want one.
958
01:07:52,424 --> 01:07:54,676
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
959
01:07:55,886 --> 01:07:57,846
John has fucked you
up, because...
960
01:07:57,972 --> 01:08:00,682
Let's stop this now before we go
somewhere that we don't want it to go.
961
01:08:00,808 --> 01:08:04,143
...because he's cheated on you...
- You don't know nothing about me and John.
962
01:08:04,270 --> 01:08:07,272
You don't know nothing about how I feel,
about whether he cheated on me or not.
963
01:08:07,398 --> 01:08:09,566
And, for the record, I don't give
a shit that he cheated on me.
964
01:08:09,692 --> 01:08:12,527
I give a shit that he was a
fucking liar and a faggot
965
01:08:12,653 --> 01:08:14,612
and he couldn't stand
up for himself.
966
01:08:14,738 --> 01:08:17,532
Couldn't stand up for...
Glen, he was beaten up in a fucking park...
967
01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:19,576
- Look, look, look.
...because he was gay!
968
01:08:19,702 --> 01:08:24,289
Maybe if it's easier if I tell you
that I'm brokenhearted, but I'm not.
969
01:08:24,415 --> 01:08:26,624
I don't want...
970
01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:32,213
I can't have a
boyfriend right now.
971
01:08:35,259 --> 01:08:38,011
And that's all there
is to say about it.
972
01:08:41,891 --> 01:08:46,728
Now, I really don't want
us to fall out about this.
973
01:08:46,854 --> 01:08:48,980
Really, I don't.
974
01:09:02,244 --> 01:09:04,162
I need to go to the toilet.
975
01:09:06,832 --> 01:09:08,833
I think I need to
go to the toilet.
976
01:09:19,595 --> 01:09:20,845
(Door locks)
977
01:09:32,274 --> 01:09:34,192
Oh, fuck.
978
01:09:34,944 --> 01:09:36,945
(Breathing deeply)
979
01:10:00,678 --> 01:10:02,679
(Music playing, muffled)
980
01:10:17,653 --> 01:10:19,570
(♪ John Grant: TC And Honeybear)
981
01:10:19,697 --> 01:10:24,826
♪ Before that Honeybear
had given up
982
01:10:24,952 --> 01:10:30,415
♪ He felt so sad and lonely
983
01:10:33,002 --> 01:10:37,755
♪ Then one night he
looked up and he saw
984
01:10:37,881 --> 01:10:43,136
♪ He saw his one and only...
985
01:10:46,432 --> 01:10:48,474
(Glen) I thought I
heard a firework.
986
01:10:49,852 --> 01:10:52,020
(Russell) It's probably
just some kids.
987
01:10:52,938 --> 01:10:54,772
(Glen) Probably.
988
01:10:59,611 --> 01:11:02,155
(Russell) I'm really
sorry, just...
989
01:11:03,198 --> 01:11:05,575
I was a dick. Sorry.
990
01:11:06,827 --> 01:11:08,911
(Glen) It's all right.
991
01:11:09,038 --> 01:11:10,955
Probably too much coke.
992
01:11:11,081 --> 01:11:12,331
(Russell) Yeah.
993
01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:15,585
(Glen) Blame it on the drugs,
I always say. (Chuckles)
994
01:11:22,426 --> 01:11:24,427
(Russell) Talking of drugs,
995
01:11:26,388 --> 01:11:29,557
this is my secret
reserve of master kush.
996
01:11:29,683 --> 01:11:31,601
Would you like some?
997
01:11:34,229 --> 01:11:36,022
(Glen) Thank you.
998
01:11:57,044 --> 01:11:59,003
(Glen) Swap?
999
01:11:59,129 --> 01:12:00,630
Thank you.
1000
01:13:37,686 --> 01:13:39,687
(Glen grunts)
1001
01:13:44,860 --> 01:13:46,527
(Sighs)
1002
01:15:14,533 --> 01:15:17,201
I think... Stop. I'm gonna come.
1003
01:15:17,327 --> 01:15:18,911
(Glen) Shhh.
1004
01:15:49,067 --> 01:15:54,113
(Russell) You know, when I'm...
when I'm at home I'm absolutely fine.
1005
01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:56,157
Fine?
1006
01:15:56,283 --> 01:15:57,616
Yeah.
1007
01:15:58,493 --> 01:16:00,161
Completely.
1008
01:16:01,413 --> 01:16:02,955
I don't...
1009
01:16:03,749 --> 01:16:06,417
I don't care and I don't
even think about it.
1010
01:16:08,420 --> 01:16:09,879
I just...
1011
01:16:10,964 --> 01:16:12,965
I'm not embarrassed, I'm not...
1012
01:16:14,092 --> 01:16:16,302
I'm not ashamed, and I don't...
1013
01:16:16,428 --> 01:16:18,429
I don't want to be straight.
1014
01:16:19,598 --> 01:16:21,599
You know, not now anyway.
1015
01:16:23,393 --> 01:16:25,686
I'm happy. I'm happy being gay.
1016
01:16:28,106 --> 01:16:29,648
But?
1017
01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:36,864
It's when I go outside,
1018
01:16:36,990 --> 01:16:39,450
like, you know, just
to Jamie's or...
1019
01:16:40,827 --> 01:16:42,828
or to Tesco's or to work. It...
1020
01:16:44,039 --> 01:16:47,541
It kind of...
It's hard to explain,
1021
01:16:47,667 --> 01:16:49,668
but it... (Chuckles)
1022
01:16:51,129 --> 01:16:54,131
...it kind of feels like
I've got indigestion.
1023
01:16:55,967 --> 01:16:59,011
It actually feels exactly
like indigestion.
1024
01:17:02,599 --> 01:17:04,016
And...
1025
01:17:07,813 --> 01:17:09,855
it just makes me angry,
1026
01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,402
you know, that I feel
like that because...
1027
01:17:15,487 --> 01:17:18,114
because it's so
fucking pathetic.
1028
01:17:18,949 --> 01:17:22,118
You know, I'm a grown man,
and I look at you, and...
1029
01:17:22,244 --> 01:17:25,454
and I see you and you can
do it and you're amazing.
1030
01:17:29,292 --> 01:17:31,419
I just don't understand
why I can't.
1031
01:17:42,639 --> 01:17:44,557
(Glen) You know your log thing?
1032
01:17:44,683 --> 01:17:46,308
(Russell) Yeah.
1033
01:17:48,145 --> 01:17:51,814
You're right about
people coming out
1034
01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:54,400
and what their parents
say and stuff.
1035
01:17:55,318 --> 01:17:56,777
Yeah?
1036
01:17:58,780 --> 01:18:00,781
I just wondered why.
1037
01:18:02,659 --> 01:18:04,368
Erm...
1038
01:18:06,288 --> 01:18:08,330
it interests me.
1039
01:18:08,457 --> 01:18:11,208
It's like, erm...
1040
01:18:11,334 --> 01:18:14,837
everyone's got their story,
haven't they, it's like a...
1041
01:18:14,963 --> 01:18:16,964
gay rite of passage.
1042
01:18:17,924 --> 01:18:19,717
But you don't.
1043
01:18:20,594 --> 01:18:22,553
I suppose, yeah.
1044
01:18:23,221 --> 01:18:25,139
That's what I thought.
1045
01:18:29,644 --> 01:18:32,146
Do you ever think about
finding your parents?
1046
01:18:35,734 --> 01:18:38,068
No. Not really.
1047
01:18:38,195 --> 01:18:40,029
Why not?
1048
01:18:41,281 --> 01:18:43,449
Er...
1049
01:18:43,575 --> 01:18:45,576
I don't really see the point.
1050
01:18:47,454 --> 01:18:51,499
You know, I don't think
it would change anything.
1051
01:18:56,588 --> 01:18:58,714
Why don't I...
1052
01:18:59,758 --> 01:19:02,426
pretend to be your dad...
1053
01:19:02,552 --> 01:19:05,179
(Chuckles) ...and you
can come out to me?
1054
01:19:06,515 --> 01:19:08,265
That is so weird.
1055
01:19:08,391 --> 01:19:10,935
Just ignore the fact
we just had sex.
1056
01:19:12,646 --> 01:19:15,064
I don't think I can ignore
the fact we just had sex.
1057
01:19:15,190 --> 01:19:16,690
Try.
1058
01:19:18,568 --> 01:19:19,818
OK.
1059
01:19:27,869 --> 01:19:29,495
Dad?
1060
01:19:30,789 --> 01:19:33,457
I've got something that
I need to tell you.
1061
01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:35,417
What's that?
1062
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:38,921
I'm gay.
1063
01:19:42,968 --> 01:19:44,927
(Glen) Hmm.
1064
01:19:46,221 --> 01:19:48,222
I like guys, not girls.
1065
01:19:53,311 --> 01:19:55,145
(Glen exhales)
1066
01:19:58,858 --> 01:20:00,484
Well.
1067
01:20:04,364 --> 01:20:06,365
You know what, son?
1068
01:20:09,369 --> 01:20:11,453
It doesn't matter to me.
1069
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:16,417
I love you just the same.
1070
01:20:19,921 --> 01:20:21,505
And guess what?
1071
01:20:21,631 --> 01:20:23,257
What?
1072
01:20:25,218 --> 01:20:27,553
I couldn't be more proud of you
1073
01:20:29,598 --> 01:20:32,057
than if you were the
first man on the moon.
1074
01:21:29,741 --> 01:21:31,283
Good morning.
1075
01:21:33,662 --> 01:21:35,663
- I made you coffee.
- Thanks.
1076
01:21:45,715 --> 01:21:48,217
So what you doing today?
1077
01:21:48,343 --> 01:21:49,802
Erm...
1078
01:21:51,638 --> 01:21:54,348
I've got to go over to
Jamie's house, erm...
1079
01:21:55,684 --> 01:21:59,603
there's a party, it's my
goddaughter's birthday, so...
1080
01:21:59,729 --> 01:22:02,147
- You're a godfather?
- Yeah.
1081
01:22:03,149 --> 01:22:05,275
You're not religious, are you?
1082
01:22:05,402 --> 01:22:07,986
No. They just asked me.
1083
01:22:11,741 --> 01:22:13,617
That's very nice, thank you.
1084
01:22:16,121 --> 01:22:19,123
Erm...
What time's your train today?
1085
01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:24,169
Why?
1086
01:22:24,295 --> 01:22:26,130
No reason.
1087
01:22:27,424 --> 01:22:32,469
Are you going to come and sing
to me, or beg me to stay?
1088
01:22:33,596 --> 01:22:35,597
No, I don't think so, no.
1089
01:22:37,267 --> 01:22:40,310
It's about...
4:30, I don't know.
1090
01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:19,600
- Glen...
- Shhh.
1091
01:24:19,869 --> 01:24:21,870
(Dog barking, birds chirping)
1092
01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:29,419
(Dog barking)
1093
01:24:39,138 --> 01:24:40,305
- Hiya!
- Hiya.
1094
01:24:40,431 --> 01:24:42,766
- You made it, I'm made up.
(Children chattering)
1095
01:24:42,892 --> 01:24:45,060
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah.
1096
01:24:45,186 --> 01:24:47,229
Come in, then.
1097
01:24:47,355 --> 01:24:49,273
- You stink of booze!
- Do I?
1098
01:24:49,399 --> 01:24:50,482
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
1099
01:24:50,608 --> 01:24:53,777
- Did you have a session last night?
- Didn't Jamie say anything to you?
1100
01:24:53,903 --> 01:24:56,822
- No. (Jamie) Who wants
to play Twister?
1101
01:24:56,948 --> 01:24:59,825
Right, look who's here, everyone!
Look who's here!
1102
01:24:59,951 --> 01:25:02,035
Hey, all right, mate?
1103
01:25:02,745 --> 01:25:04,538
- Hiya, mate.
- All right?
1104
01:25:04,664 --> 01:25:06,415
Yeah, yeah.
Where's the girl, then?
1105
01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,833
Lois, look!
1106
01:25:07,959 --> 01:25:10,544
Hey! Gaps! All right, missus?
1107
01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:13,463
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1108
01:25:13,590 --> 01:25:15,507
- Go on, take it, then.
- What do you say?
1109
01:25:15,633 --> 01:25:20,178
(Man) If the Commando stands at
1020 which means the player...
1110
01:25:20,305 --> 01:25:22,222
(Cathy) Oh, it's too complicated,
let's do it again.
1111
01:25:22,348 --> 01:25:24,308
(Man)...
has to count either 1 to 10 or...
1112
01:25:24,434 --> 01:25:25,559
(Laughter)
1113
01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:28,061
(Jamie) All right, that's it,
I'm not playing. (Laughter)
1114
01:25:29,606 --> 01:25:31,773
All right, well, come on...
1115
01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:35,027
(Man) What do you call a girl that
sits in the middle of a tennis court?
1116
01:25:35,153 --> 01:25:36,278
(Lois) I don't know.
1117
01:25:36,404 --> 01:25:37,988
- Annette. (Laughter, groans)
1118
01:25:38,114 --> 01:25:41,575
(Jamie) I've got one, I've got one,
I've got one. What goes "Ooh"?
1119
01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:43,952
- A cow with no lips. (Laughter)
1120
01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,501
(Party chatter continues)
1121
01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:02,763
What's going on?
1122
01:26:05,266 --> 01:26:06,642
Nothing.
1123
01:26:06,768 --> 01:26:08,644
Nothing's going on.
1124
01:26:10,772 --> 01:26:14,483
Well, there obviously is.
Are you going to tell me about it or what?
1125
01:26:16,819 --> 01:26:19,029
(Sighs)
1126
01:26:19,155 --> 01:26:23,951
No. I feel... It feels weird talking
to you about it, I don't know. Sorry.
1127
01:26:25,453 --> 01:26:27,037
Weird?
1128
01:26:27,163 --> 01:26:30,040
We're best mates, we talk about
all kinds of stuff. Come on.
1129
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:33,752
Yeah, but we don't talk about this kind
of stuff, do we, that's not what we do.
1130
01:26:33,878 --> 01:26:36,546
I've never spoken to you
about this kind of stuff.
1131
01:26:36,673 --> 01:26:38,674
Yeah, I know.
1132
01:26:53,481 --> 01:26:56,149
I don't know, Jamie, I
don't know, it's...
1133
01:26:58,611 --> 01:27:00,320
it's stupid really.
1134
01:27:00,446 --> 01:27:01,738
I mean...
1135
01:27:01,864 --> 01:27:04,032
this guy I've met,
Glen, you know,
1136
01:27:04,158 --> 01:27:06,660
I met him two days ago, he doesn't
know me, I don't know him,
1137
01:27:06,786 --> 01:27:08,662
and he...
1138
01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:12,249
I met him, like, two days
ago, two days is nothing.
1139
01:27:16,337 --> 01:27:18,505
I don't know, I just feel a
bit of a twat, that's all.
1140
01:27:20,216 --> 01:27:23,969
I think it's just cos I'm hung over
and tired and he's going away and...
1141
01:27:26,431 --> 01:27:29,891
Well, you'll be able to see him
when he gets back, won't you?
1142
01:27:30,018 --> 01:27:33,353
No, no, I won't, because
he's not coming back.
1143
01:27:33,855 --> 01:27:36,398
He's moving to America, so...
1144
01:27:39,193 --> 01:27:40,736
that's it.
1145
01:27:43,948 --> 01:27:46,366
Well, what time's he leaving?
1146
01:27:47,535 --> 01:27:49,369
Doesn't matter.
1147
01:27:49,495 --> 01:27:51,538
No, come on, what
time's he leaving?
1148
01:27:51,664 --> 01:27:53,457
I can run you in the car.
1149
01:27:56,335 --> 01:27:57,961
What about the cake?
1150
01:27:58,546 --> 01:27:59,796
Don't worry about
the fucking cake.
1151
01:27:59,922 --> 01:28:02,215
- Cathy will go nuts.
- So?
1152
01:28:02,341 --> 01:28:04,634
Lois is going to want
you around, isn't she?
1153
01:28:04,761 --> 01:28:07,971
I want to be here for Lois,
it's my goddaughter's birthday.
1154
01:28:08,097 --> 01:28:09,806
I'll be half an hour.
1155
01:28:09,932 --> 01:28:11,767
Come on, I'll run
you in the car.
1156
01:28:14,062 --> 01:28:16,063
(Echoing train announcements)
1157
01:28:40,797 --> 01:28:45,926
(Woman over PA) 24-hour CCTV recording
is in operation at this station.
1158
01:29:08,199 --> 01:29:11,701
- I fucking knew you'd come.
(Laughs) Did you?
1159
01:29:11,828 --> 01:29:13,870
Such a goddamn romantic.
1160
01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:18,792
Looks like it, eh?
1161
01:29:23,589 --> 01:29:25,757
So is this our
Notting Hill moment?
1162
01:29:28,136 --> 01:29:30,220
You know, I've never
seen it, ever.
1163
01:29:30,346 --> 01:29:33,640
Neither have I, but I imagine
there's a declaration of love
1164
01:29:33,766 --> 01:29:36,434
- and everybody applauds.
(Laughs) Yeah!
1165
01:29:41,232 --> 01:29:44,025
Do you reckon that's what
would happen with us?
1166
01:29:44,152 --> 01:29:46,027
Might do. Could give it a go.
1167
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:49,948
They'd either clap or
throw us under a train.
1168
01:30:13,264 --> 01:30:14,681
(Russell) I'm...
1169
01:30:17,143 --> 01:30:22,439
(Woman) 24-hour CCTV recording
is in operation at this station.
1170
01:30:23,441 --> 01:30:26,401
I want you to know I'm not
here to stop you from going.
1171
01:30:26,527 --> 01:30:28,862
- Please be quiet. Shut up!
- No, no, no.
1172
01:30:28,988 --> 01:30:30,655
I just want to...
I just want to...
1173
01:30:30,781 --> 01:30:33,325
I just want you to know that...
1174
01:30:36,996 --> 01:30:39,122
(Glen, sighing) Oh, fuck.
1175
01:30:42,627 --> 01:30:45,629
You're a bastard for coming down here.
Fuck me.
1176
01:30:48,549 --> 01:30:50,217
(Glen sighs)
1177
01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:56,014
(Glen sobbing)
1178
01:31:07,485 --> 01:31:09,569
I don't know what
the fuck I'm doing.
1179
01:31:11,572 --> 01:31:13,281
You'll be great.
1180
01:31:13,407 --> 01:31:16,785
- You'll have the most amazing time.
(Sighs) Fuck's sake.
1181
01:31:20,248 --> 01:31:21,790
Fuck.
1182
01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:48,149
(Wolf-whistle)
1183
01:31:50,945 --> 01:31:52,570
(Boy) Fucking gay boys!
(2nd boy) Gay boys!
1184
01:31:52,697 --> 01:31:55,657
I've got something for you.
Ignore them.
1185
01:32:01,831 --> 01:32:03,832
I couldn't remember
your surname.
1186
01:32:09,422 --> 01:32:11,673
(Train announcement)
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01:32:14,093 --> 01:32:15,844
Right, I've got to go.
1188
01:33:51,816 --> 01:33:53,817
(Russell on tape) Erm...
1189
01:33:54,402 --> 01:33:56,903
I... I don't know.
I can hardly remember anything.
1190
01:33:57,029 --> 01:34:00,323
(Glen) Just start from the
beginning, when you first saw me.
1191
01:34:02,993 --> 01:34:04,994
(♪ John Grant: Marz)
1192
01:34:18,926 --> 01:34:25,265
♪ Bittersweet strawberry,
marshmallow, butterscotch
1193
01:34:26,892 --> 01:34:33,356
♪ Polar bear, cashew, dixieland,
phosphate, chocolate
1194
01:34:34,942 --> 01:34:40,864
♪ Lime, tuttifrutti, special
raspberry, leave it to me
1195
01:34:42,867 --> 01:34:49,205
♪ Three grace, Scotch lassie,
cherry smash, lemon freeze
1196
01:34:51,083 --> 01:34:54,252
♪ I wanna go to Marz
1197
01:34:54,378 --> 01:34:58,298
♪ Where green rivers flow
1198
01:34:58,424 --> 01:35:04,804
♪ And your sweet sixteen is
waiting for you after the show
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01:35:07,141 --> 01:35:10,059
♪ I wanna go to Marz
1200
01:35:10,186 --> 01:35:13,897
♪ You'll meet the Gold
Dust Twins tonight
1201
01:35:14,023 --> 01:35:16,232
♪ You'll get your heart's desire
1202
01:35:16,358 --> 01:35:21,029
♪ I will meet you
under the lights
1203
01:35:38,797 --> 01:35:45,261
♪ Golden champagne, juicy
grapefruit, lucky Monday
1204
01:35:46,931 --> 01:35:53,645
♪ High-school football, hot
fudge, Buffalo, tulip sundae
1205
01:35:54,855 --> 01:36:01,903
♪ Almond caramel frappé,
pineapple, root beer
1206
01:36:02,905 --> 01:36:09,702
♪ Black and white, Big Apple, Henry
Ford, sweetheart, maple tear
1207
01:36:11,247 --> 01:36:14,290
♪ I wanna go to Marz
1208
01:36:14,416 --> 01:36:18,336
♪ Where green rivers flow
1209
01:36:18,462 --> 01:36:24,842
♪ And your sweet sixteen is
waiting for you after the show
1210
01:36:27,304 --> 01:36:30,139
♪ I wanna go to Marz
1211
01:36:30,266 --> 01:36:34,060
♪ You'll meet the Gold
Dust Twins tonight
1212
01:36:34,186 --> 01:36:36,312
♪ You'll get your heart's desire
1213
01:36:36,438 --> 01:36:41,192
♪ I will meet you
under the lights... ♪
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