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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,057 - Let's see. The bread mold. 2 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,685 - Bread mold. 3 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,480 - Furry. - Furry. 4 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,107 - Mushy. - Mushy. 5 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,193 - Next, the fish mold. 6 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,779 - Fish mold. 7 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,280 - Stinky. 8 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,325 - I am so upset! 9 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,954 You won't believe who I got partnered with 10 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:37,955 for the big showcase. 11 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:38,998 - Who? 12 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,081 - Andrew Harris, 13 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,500 a tenth grader. 14 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,126 - What's the big showcase? 15 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,503 - It's a performance they put on at her school 16 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,880 every year where-- - they invite agents 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,297 and directors and producers 18 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,341 and other super-powerful people in show business 19 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,926 and it's extremely important to me 20 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,512 which is why I am very upset and good-bye. 21 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:56,932 - Hey! 22 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,392 He and I have a science project due tomorrow. 23 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,102 I have to turn in my mold bush. 24 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,313 - No-- Andrew is coming over and you gotta help us 25 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,399 figure out what we're gonna do in the big showcase. 26 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,609 I definitely wanna sing. 27 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,320 ♪ nyaaah ♪ 28 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,864 How was that? - Loud? 29 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,741 - Awesome! 30 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,409 - Ugh, he's here. 31 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,411 Stay. 32 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,623 Come in. 33 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,208 - Thanks. 34 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,587 - Tori, that's Andrew. 35 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,005 - Andre. - Hey. 36 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,590 - You go to Hollywood arts, too? 37 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,716 - Oh, no, I'm not a performer. 38 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:31,759 Just my sister. 39 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,427 - Yep. I got the talent, 40 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,847 and she got the strong teeth. 41 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,224 You know, she's never had one cavity? 42 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,685 - I try not to brag about it. 43 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,478 - Oh, nice piano. 44 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,201 - Oh, my god, you're fantastic. 45 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,286 - He's okay. 46 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,751 - Fish mold. 47 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,800 - No, grandma, listen, 48 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,886 there's no way you can drown at my school. 49 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:19,014 Look, I gotta-- I gotta-- 50 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,016 I'll call you later! 51 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,268 - Your grandmother's coming to the big showcase? 52 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,104 - Yeah, it's gonna be the first time she's left the house 53 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,022 in six years. - Why? 54 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,941 - 'Cause the woman's afraid - People, 55 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,693 umbrellas, rabbis, bikinis, breakfast foods... 56 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,321 - So if she saw a rabbi in a bikini eating pancakes... 57 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,073 - The woman would burst into flames. 58 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,534 - You guys, come on! 59 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,828 - Back to rehearsal. 60 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,370 - Let's go. 61 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,917 - So? What do you think? 62 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,752 Fabulous, right? 63 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,672 - You really need to wear that, just to rehearse? 64 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,968 - A performer needs to feel the part to be the part. 65 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:59,304 - I thought we talked about you not tapping my nose anymore. 66 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,849 - Okay, we got the comedy stuff down, 67 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,308 so let's start with my song. 68 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,810 - And by "your song" I'm guessin' you mean 69 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,145 that song I wrote? 70 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:10,149 - No one cares who wrote the song. 71 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:13,027 Now-- take it from "when I make it shine." 72 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,948 ♪ when I make it shine ♪ 73 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,912 Well? 74 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:24,997 - Do you have any aspirin? 75 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,151 - Oh, hi. You're Andre's grandmother? 76 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,569 - I don't know you! 77 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:15,214 - Excuse me, you're trina's parents? 78 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,174 - Yes. - Why? 79 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,717 - Please come with me. 80 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:33,273 - Mah tong! 81 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,526 - There she is. 82 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,527 - Trina! 83 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,904 - What happened? 84 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,698 - Un thins ong ith ah ung. 85 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,324 - Oh my god, it's huge! 86 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,285 - Umbah-ee oo thumpthin. 87 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,829 - Does anybody know how this happened? 88 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,289 - The Chinese herb gargle. - Eth! Eth! 89 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,166 - Wait, what are you talking about? 90 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,043 - She found some website that shows you 91 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,419 how to make a special Chinese herb gargle that's supposed 92 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,004 to help you sing better. 93 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,006 - Well, she must have had an allergic reaction to it. 94 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:01,885 - Ah outh eels oooge! 95 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,344 - Will she be okay? 96 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,847 - Well, her tongue is obviously engorged and-- 97 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,267 oh, it's throbbing erratically. 98 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,851 - Throbbing erratically? 99 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,312 - Ih ithz obbin awaddakwee! 100 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,897 - Any way she'll be able to perform today? 101 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,065 - Of course not. 102 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,400 - Eth ah an! I thwea da od ah an! 103 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,861 - Stop talking! Your tongue could burst! 104 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,490 - I'm sorry, sweetie. 105 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,325 - Next year. 106 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,953 - I'm gonna take her over there and massage her tongue. 107 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,413 - Massage ma tong? 108 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,837 - I guess my grandma came here for nothin'. 109 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,923 - Wait-- does anyone else know trina's part? 110 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,508 - Her sister does. 111 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,052 - Me sister? 112 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,846 No, no, no, no, I just helped them rehearse. 113 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,681 I'm not even a student here. I couldn't go onstage-- 114 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,225 - you know this whole thing inside and out-- the song, 115 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,144 the choreography-- you can do this, come on. 116 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,728 - Uh-uh. - She said she'll do it. 117 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,273 - No. No, I did not say I would do it. 118 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,317 - Whoa, whoa, she can't go on stage wearing that. 119 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,526 - Excuse me. 120 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,486 - Go get her something cool to wear. 121 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,822 - I am not going, okay? - Bring her. 122 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,032 - No-- wait! 123 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,574 What are you doing? 124 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,247 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 125 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,709 What, what, where are you going? 126 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,002 Like, stop. Let go, okay. 127 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,461 It's okay, it's all right. 128 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,796 Shut up and-- please don't make me-- 129 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,308 - Let go of me. What are you doing? 130 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,934 No, no, no, no. 131 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,104 I said let go of me, please. No, no, please. 132 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:59,086 ♪ Here I am, once again ♪ 133 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,171 ♪ feelin' lost ♪ 134 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:04,591 ♪ but now and then ♪ 135 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,261 ♪ I breathe it in ♪ 136 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:11,973 ♪ to let it go ♪ 137 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,100 ♪ and you don't know ♪ 138 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,935 ♪ where you are now ♪ 139 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,937 ♪ or what it will come to ♪ 140 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,690 ♪ if only somebody could hear ♪ 141 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,359 ♪ when you figure out how ♪ 142 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,069 ♪ you're lost in the moment ♪ 143 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:29,699 ♪ you disappear... ♪ 144 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:38,375 ♪ You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action ♪ 145 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,834 ♪ you're never gonna fade ♪ 146 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,254 ♪ you'll be the main attraction ♪ 147 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,880 ♪ not a fantasy ♪ 148 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,465 ♪ just remember me ♪ 149 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,801 ♪ when it turns out right ♪ 150 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,930 ♪ 'cause you know that if you live in your imagination ♪ 151 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,934 ♪ tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination ♪ 152 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,727 ♪ in my victory ♪ 153 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,396 ♪ just remember me ♪ 154 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,983 ♪ when I make it shine ♪ 155 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:20,375 ♪ you don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action ♪ 156 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,793 ♪ you're never gonna fade ♪ 157 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,421 ♪ you'll be the main attraction ♪ 158 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,713 ♪ not a fantasy ♪ 159 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,299 ♪ just remember me ♪ 160 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,968 ♪ when it turns out right ♪ 161 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:34,055 ♪ 'cause you know that if you live in your imagination ♪ 162 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:38,101 ♪ tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination ♪ 163 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,811 ♪ in my victory ♪ 164 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,562 ♪ just remember me ♪ 165 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:47,735 ♪ when I make it shine ♪ 166 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,964 - Oh, my god, sweetie! 167 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,090 - That was incredible! 168 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,634 - Excuse me. 169 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,844 Who are you? 170 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,222 - I'm Tori vega. Who are you? 171 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,973 - This is Mr. eichner, our principal. 172 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,141 - You don't go to school here? 173 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,852 - No, I just-- 174 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,812 - do you want to? 175 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,482 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 176 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,068 - Well, should I? 177 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,404 - Yes! 178 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,947 - But the kids who go here are all like crazy talented. 179 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,658 - Yeah, so are you. 180 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,743 - But what if I'm not good enough? 181 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,168 - Hey. 182 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,846 - Hey! 183 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,181 - Hey, Andre! 184 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,686 - This girl doesn't know if she's good enough 185 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,188 to go to school here. 186 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,647 What do you people think? 187 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,366 Okay? 188 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,492 - Okay! 189 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,610 - See? It's just a high school. 190 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,861 - Uh, this is not just a high school. 191 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,030 These kids are all artsy and creative and talented, 192 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,617 and I'm just... normal. 193 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,201 - It's okay, 194 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:04,122 there's nothing wrong with being average. 195 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,749 Anyway, you're not alone. 196 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,751 I got your back. - Okay. So-- 197 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,337 - trina! Eric Paulson got his hair straightened! 198 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,340 - Shut up! Oh, my god-- 199 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,673 - I'm alone. 200 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,513 - Hey, um, can you tell me-- 201 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,473 - oh, my god, you're Tori, right? 202 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,890 - Uh-huh. 203 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,142 - You were so awesome in the big showcase. 204 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,435 - Aw, thanks. 205 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,727 - My name's cat. - Like the animal? 206 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,105 - What's that supposed to mean? 207 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,107 - Nothing, I, I love cats. 208 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,151 - Me too, they're so cute. 209 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,781 - Hey, um-- - oh, hi. 210 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,991 Hey. Hello. 211 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,368 Female? Yes. 212 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,039 - Can you tell me where Mr. sikowitz' classroom is? 213 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,667 - Down the hall, swing a left at the water fountain, 214 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,544 second door on your right. 215 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,462 - Thank you. 216 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,258 - Whatever it takes, cupcake. 217 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,776 - Ah! - Oh, hey. 218 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:19,113 - Oh, my gosh. - Ah, it's cool-- 219 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,823 - no, here-- I think it's coming out. 220 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,867 - You might be making it worse, actually. 221 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:29,666 - Dude, why you rubbing my boyfriend? 222 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,750 - I just-- I spilled coffee on-- 223 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,503 - get away from him. 224 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,962 - Relax. 225 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,092 - Oh, my god, there's a huge fire! 226 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,221 Kidding, kidding. 227 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,306 Just wanted to get your blood pumping, 228 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,684 which I did-- ha! 229 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,644 All right! 230 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,563 Now, let's get started-- 231 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,023 rumps in chairs. 232 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,358 - He's our teacher? 233 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,360 - Okay, first, I'd like to introduce 234 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,487 our new student, Tori. 235 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,115 And I'd like to thank Tori for her generous gift of $2 236 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,658 which she handed me outside this morning. 237 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:07,412 Not necessary, but much appreciated. 238 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,580 - Why'd you give him $2? 239 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,207 - I thought he was homeless. 240 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,126 - Now, today we're going to continue our study 241 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,586 in group improv. 242 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,463 Tori, I assume you're familiar with improv? 243 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,048 - No. - Okay, crash course. 244 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,594 Improv-- acting without a script, 245 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,471 which means the actors must make up 246 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,015 their own actions and dialogue as they perform the scene. 247 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,684 Understood? Excellent! 248 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,686 Jade, you will captain the first group of the day. 249 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,564 Choose your actors. 250 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:38,568 - Cat, Eli, Beck... 251 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,860 And Tori. 252 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,365 - Okay, let's give 'em a place. 253 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,451 - Home. - Home. 254 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,786 - Ooh, real creative. 255 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,621 - You be quiet. 256 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,414 Ow! 257 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,459 - And now we need a situation. - Big news. 258 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,671 - Andre, nobody wants to see big nudes. 259 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,837 - News. 260 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,507 - Ah, well, that's different. 261 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,091 Big news. 262 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,594 - Uh, why don't you go wait in the hall? 263 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,304 - Uh, okay. 264 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,434 - Okay, at home, big news-- 265 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,893 and action. 266 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,771 - Hey, babe, how was work today? 267 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,815 - Ah, I got fired. - Oh. 268 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,400 - Again? - It's okay. 269 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,694 I have great news 270 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,696 that'll cheer up this whole family. 271 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,322 - What is it? - Tell us! 272 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,783 - I went to the animal shelter 273 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,994 and got us... a dog. 274 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,914 - Uh, yep. 275 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,875 I'm the new family dog. 276 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,712 Woof. 277 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,673 - Sikowitz, will you please tell this amateur 278 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,049 that dogs can't talk, 279 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,552 and that they don't walk on two legs? 280 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,428 Sikowitz! 281 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,929 - Oh, I'm sorry, I was sucking the milk 282 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,641 out of this coconut. 283 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,769 But it's true, Tori, if you're going to play a dog, 284 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,270 be a dog. 285 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,527 - Woof. - And action. 286 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,529 - Uh, I went to the animal shelter 287 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,155 and got us a dog. 288 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616 - Wow! - Awesome! 289 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,245 - Uh-oh, looks like this dog has bugs in her fur. 290 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,789 - Uh, woof? 291 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,541 - Eww! - Gross! 292 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,958 - Oh, it's okay. 293 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,378 I read on the Internet that coffee works great 294 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,171 for getting rid of fur bugs. 295 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:25,049 - Maybe you shouldn't, um-- - Jade. 296 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,938 - What's the prob, dog? 297 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,036 - Ahh! 298 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,916 - Hey, whatcha doin'? 299 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:58,958 - Calling my mom to tell her I wanna go back 300 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,001 to my old school. - Why? 301 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,045 - 'Cause I don't like having black coffee in my hair. 302 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,631 - Then I'll get you some cream and sugar. 303 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,965 Everything will be chill. 304 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,551 - Hey, mom, I need you to-- - mm-mm, no. 305 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,136 - Gimme back my mom! 306 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,930 - You're gonna quit this school on your first day, 307 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,681 just because of one mean girl? 308 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,349 - It's not just her! 309 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,728 It's just-- I don't fit in here with-- all this. 310 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,979 - C'mon, this place isn't that different 311 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,564 from other schools. 312 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,483 - Oh, yeah, like regular schools have improv classes 313 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,443 with barefoot teachers and nerds with puppets 314 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,778 and bipolar cats and mean girls 315 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,488 who make you bark like a dog? 316 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,114 - Uh, you guys-- 317 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,074 - sikowitz wants you both back in class. 318 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,993 - He asked me to tell them! 319 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,788 - See, this doesn't happen at my old school. 320 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,247 - Will you guys be cool? 321 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,418 - Him? Be cool? 322 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,838 - You're a demon! 323 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,255 - You guys, 324 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,591 sikowitz really wants everybody back in class. 325 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,177 - And you really wanted a date to the prom last year, 326 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,764 but you didn't get one, did ya? 327 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,184 - Rex! - Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me! 328 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,769 - Don't call him a puppet! 329 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,771 That's an offensive term! 330 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,649 - Yeah, this school's pretty normal. 331 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,567 - Just please go back to class and tell sikowitz 332 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,777 we'll be there in a minute? 333 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,863 - You better hurry. - Yeah. 334 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,531 - I was gonna say yeah! 335 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,491 - Just keep it to yourself, I don't want to hear it. 336 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,576 - Okay, this school's not normal. 337 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,620 - Really? 338 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,414 - You're not normal either. 339 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,959 I've seen what you can do on stage. 340 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,335 You're special. 341 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,337 You're fantastic. 342 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,840 You belong at this school. 343 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,179 Normal's boring. 344 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,563 - It's true. - That normal's boring? 345 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,649 - No, that no one asked me to the prom. 346 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,344 - You know, you're actually not terrible. 347 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,018 You're really gonna quit Hollywood arts? 348 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,394 - What do you think I should do? 349 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,730 - I think you should come back. 350 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,481 - Why? - So I won't be known at school 351 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,191 as the girl with the lame little sister 352 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,193 who quit on her first day. 353 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,618 - And I think you were really good 354 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,037 in the big showcase. 355 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,038 - Thanks, treen. 356 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,541 - But I would've been amazing. 357 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,020 - Tori, you're back. 358 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,065 Have you ever thought about coming in through the window? 359 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,191 - No. - Think about it. 360 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,235 Now, sit, sit. 361 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,030 Okay, today we're going to do some alphabetical improv. 362 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,032 "What is alphabetical improv?" You ask. 363 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,117 So I answer. 364 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,493 It's when we give a letter 365 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,037 to the first actor who speaks in the scene. 366 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,622 If we used the letter "a" as an example, 367 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,124 then the actor must make his first word 368 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,625 start with the letter "a" 369 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,877 which might go something like... 370 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,089 - Apples are falling out of my butt. 371 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,175 - Lovely. Now, the next actor who speaks must start his line 372 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,885 with the next letter in the alphabet, 373 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,055 in this case, "b," so he might say... 374 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,974 - Bring those apples, so that we may all enjoy 375 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,019 the fresh fruit from Beck's butt. 376 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,479 - Charming. Now, who wants to lead the first group? 377 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,438 - I do. 378 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,731 - All right, Tori. 379 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,192 Choose your actors. 380 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,234 - Okay. 381 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,779 Andre, cat, Beck... 382 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,906 And Jade. 383 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,117 Yeah, you. 384 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:10,209 - Jade, kiss your boyfriend on your own time. 385 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,962 - Oh, I will. 386 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,089 - Okay, if you start your line with the wrong letter-- 387 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,299 --You're out. 388 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,300 Robbie, give us a letter. 389 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,094 - "P". - "P". 390 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,514 - Oh, I was going to say "p"! 391 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,307 - Okay, the scene can be about anything you want. 392 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,643 The first letter of the first line is "p". 393 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,854 Tori, action. 394 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,647 - Please go take a shower. 395 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,232 - Quit telling me what to do. 396 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,693 - Relax girls, let's all try to get along. 397 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,444 Totally. 398 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,113 Cat, your line had to start with an "s". 399 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,865 - Oh, my life's the worst! 400 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,367 - Here's a piece of candy. - Yay, I love candy! 401 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,788 - All right, Andre, letter "s" to you. 402 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,248 - Uh, somethin' just bit my toe. 403 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250 - Turtle. That turtle just bit his toe. 404 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,293 - Unbelievable that you're even here. 405 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,213 - Very immature of you to say that. 406 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,173 - Uh... - C'mon Andre, "w"! 407 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,884 - What if the turtle bite broke my toe-bone? 408 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,095 - X-rays are the only way to find out. 409 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,345 - You should shut up. 410 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,680 - Zap! I just healed your toe 411 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,640 with my magic finger. - Thanks! 412 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,434 Andre, your line had to start 413 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,770 with an "a". Sit down. 414 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,773 - Aw, and I just got my toe-bone fixed. 415 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,983 - Tori, letter "a" to you. 416 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,027 - Aliens are the only people who can heal toes 417 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,319 by finger-zapping. 418 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,529 - By the way-- 419 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,366 - Correct, I am an alien. 420 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,702 - Oh, a twist. 421 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,162 - Don't hurt me, please. 422 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:31,624 - Even though she's extremely annoying. 423 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,001 - Fainting, because I can't breathe 424 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,879 your earth's air. 425 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,714 - Gosh, it fainted! - Excellent! 426 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,092 Tori and Jade, keep going, the next letter's "h". 427 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,636 - Hey, why don't you go jump off that cliff over there? 428 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,012 - I think you should. 429 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,764 - Just where did you come from? 430 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,767 - Kangaroos. - Lousy animals, kangaroos. 431 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,270 They're awkward and dirty. 432 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,354 - Maybe they learned from you. 433 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,108 - Ooh. 434 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,860 - No one talks to me like that. 435 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,195 - Obviously someone should. 436 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,530 - Please run in front of a bus. 437 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,949 - Quite obnoxious of you to say. 438 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,492 - Really? - Sure was. 439 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,410 - Thanks. 440 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,788 - Up your nose, I see boogers. - Very clever. 441 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,248 - Wish you'd thought of it? 442 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,457 - "X" marks the spot I'd like to punch. 443 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,252 - Your finger smells weird. 444 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,213 - Zero is what you are on a scale from one to 10. 445 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,380 - And back to the letter "a"! 446 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,049 - As if I care what you think. 447 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,092 - Better watch yourself. 448 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,677 - Can't take it? - Don't push me. 449 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,803 - Eat your pants! 450 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,429 - You eat your pants! Wait! 451 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,265 - Sorry Jade, 452 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,641 the next letter was-- 453 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,977 - "f"! I know! 454 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,149 - Keep the scene going. Letter "g"! 455 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,566 - Get up, alien. 456 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:43,029 - Head-- feels dizzy. 457 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,656 - I know what'll make you feel better. 458 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,325 - Jumping Jacks? 459 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,411 - Kiss me. 460 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,538 - Let's do it. 461 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:01,172 - Whoo! 462 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,801 - Man, I love this school. 463 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,932 - Theslap.Com - the slap? 464 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,642 - It's the web site where you can find out 465 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,228 about everyone here in Hollywood arts high school. 466 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:17,437 - Oh, you mean theslap.Com? - It's a slap. 467 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,900 - The ultimate online experience. 468 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,194 - There's games... - Things to click on... 469 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,820 - Music... - Pics and videos... 470 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,948 - Videos that might get certain people in trouble... 471 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,534 - Lobsters freak me out. 472 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,495 - Mmm! 473 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,498 - You're a demon! 32576

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