Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,922 --> 00:00:02,270
OMG, friends.
2
00:00:02,296 --> 00:00:04,677
We left Jane dating Rafael in secret.
3
00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:07,060
See, this way they could
figure out their relationship
4
00:00:07,086 --> 00:00:08,789
without all
the outside pressure.
5
00:00:08,898 --> 00:00:11,349
And speaking of pressure,
Petra asked Jane
6
00:00:11,375 --> 00:00:12,841
to ghostwrite
her lifestyle book.
7
00:00:13,115 --> 00:00:14,640
And on the career front,
8
00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,999
Rogelio's public feud
with River Fields
9
00:00:17,025 --> 00:00:19,224
left him closer than ever
to achieving his goal.
10
00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,183
The studio just offered
to greenlight
11
00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:22,947
the American version
of Santos,
12
00:00:23,027 --> 00:00:26,862
if I can get River Fields
to costar with me.
13
00:00:26,945 --> 00:00:28,859
Xiomara's career goals, however,
14
00:00:28,885 --> 00:00:29,968
were less certain.
15
00:00:29,994 --> 00:00:32,490
I-It's kind of late to start
thinking about a new career.
16
00:00:32,516 --> 00:00:34,630
And Rafael...
well, he lost all his money
17
00:00:34,656 --> 00:00:37,010
and had to bartend
at his own hotel.
18
00:00:37,082 --> 00:00:39,382
So, yeah, he was
pretty bummed about it.
19
00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:41,427
Especially because he could
have gotten his money back
20
00:00:41,453 --> 00:00:44,109
from his sister,
only she'd taken off.
21
00:00:44,148 --> 00:00:45,732
And Petra could have
stopped her.
22
00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:47,757
How long did you leave
my sister in an institution
23
00:00:47,783 --> 00:00:49,383
knowing she wasn't
hallucinating?
24
00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:51,514
But Petra had bigger problems.
25
00:00:51,545 --> 00:00:54,156
See, she was a person of
interest in her sister's death.
26
00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:56,758
And holy hell!
Her lawyer, Jane,
27
00:00:56,822 --> 00:00:59,725
aka J.R.,
was working against her.
28
00:01:00,037 --> 00:01:02,875
And, yes, I said, "was,"
because she changed her mind
29
00:01:02,914 --> 00:01:04,930
once she thought Petra
was innocent.
30
00:01:05,155 --> 00:01:06,982
Oh. And it seemed
Petra was starting
31
00:01:07,008 --> 00:01:08,441
to feel something new, too.
32
00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:10,515
And, whoa, it may have
been a dream,
33
00:01:10,672 --> 00:01:11,989
but the nightmare was real.
34
00:01:12,045 --> 00:01:13,945
Someone was out to screw Petra.
35
00:01:13,971 --> 00:01:16,669
I know. Straight
out of a telenovela, right?
36
00:01:16,984 --> 00:01:19,014
Which this is, after all.
37
00:01:20,438 --> 00:01:22,242
When Jane Gloriana Villanueva
38
00:01:22,268 --> 00:01:24,523
was 28 years
and seven months old...
39
00:01:25,609 --> 00:01:27,382
she started
acting a little...
40
00:01:27,773 --> 00:01:28,798
strange.
41
00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,822
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
42
00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,054
- Totally fine.
- Oh.
43
00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,767
I was just restocking
and I accidentally
44
00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,351
broke a few glasses.
45
00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,015
- I'll grab the broom.
- I'll clean it up.
46
00:01:37,041 --> 00:01:38,407
Don't worry about it.
47
00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,600
Abuela. You're home early.
48
00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,070
I just went for a run.
49
00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,417
Yeah. It was-it was
50
00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,260
really freeing, to be honest.
51
00:01:57,025 --> 00:01:58,039
Jane.
52
00:01:58,656 --> 00:02:00,367
What are you doing
in the supply closet?
53
00:02:00,927 --> 00:02:03,488
I was just looking for some,
uh, toilet paper.
54
00:02:03,695 --> 00:02:06,958
To reframe this,
Jane wasn't going crazy.
55
00:02:06,984 --> 00:02:09,042
I'll clean it up.
Don't worry about it.
56
00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,875
It was-it was really freeing,
to be honest.
57
00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:16,945
- Jane.
- Huh?
58
00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,919
What are you doing
in the supply closet?
59
00:02:18,945 --> 00:02:20,257
So, yes, friends,
60
00:02:20,258 --> 00:02:21,398
as you can see,
61
00:02:21,426 --> 00:02:23,171
context is everything.
62
00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,695
Which brings us here, now.
63
00:02:27,084 --> 00:02:28,640
Excuse me.
Are-are you the manager?
64
00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:30,609
I certainly am, sir.
65
00:02:30,635 --> 00:02:32,300
Yeah, my steak is cold.
66
00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,704
Well, I will take it back right
away and comp your whole meal.
67
00:02:36,185 --> 00:02:37,523
And nice shirt.
68
00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,758
I know, seems like Jane
69
00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:42,007
is really loving her job
these days.
70
00:02:44,023 --> 00:02:45,624
But, like I told you,
71
00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:47,016
context is everything.
72
00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,051
My last day at The Marbella.
This is so sad.
73
00:02:49,053 --> 00:02:50,929
Sad. Right.
74
00:02:50,988 --> 00:02:53,937
But I'm leaving you in really
good hands with Regina.
75
00:02:54,064 --> 00:02:55,430
Hey. What's going on here?
76
00:02:55,432 --> 00:02:56,968
We're having a party for Jane.
77
00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:58,284
Since she sold her book.
78
00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,511
- My book.
- Our book.
79
00:02:59,537 --> 00:03:02,416
I mean, yes, sure,
ours, of course.
80
00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:04,119
Jane's my ghostwriter.
81
00:03:04,216 --> 00:03:05,713
Well, congrats to you both.
82
00:03:05,739 --> 00:03:07,139
Thank you so much.
83
00:03:07,219 --> 00:03:08,318
You're welcome.
84
00:03:19,539 --> 00:03:21,336
sync and correction by LittleDuck
www.addic7ed.com
85
00:03:22,992 --> 00:03:24,778
I missed it? Damn.
86
00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,169
I couldn't get
away from the bar.
87
00:03:26,195 --> 00:03:27,794
Why is it that when
you're in a hurry
88
00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,554
everybody suddenly wants
drinks involving a blender?
89
00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:33,046
It's okay. We can
celebrate privately later.
90
00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,142
Or...
91
00:03:34,418 --> 00:03:35,500
How about now?
92
00:03:36,305 --> 00:03:37,757
Meet you in our usual spot?
93
00:03:37,978 --> 00:03:39,411
Rafael, your break's
94
00:03:39,437 --> 00:03:40,907
not for another 30 and there's
95
00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:43,219
a pack of kids out there
screaming for frozen daiquiris.
96
00:03:43,245 --> 00:03:46,446
Wow, look at Regina,
coming in hot and hard.
97
00:03:46,869 --> 00:03:48,382
I have to head out, anyway.
98
00:03:50,684 --> 00:03:52,150
This isn't my dream.
99
00:03:52,254 --> 00:03:54,716
This is America's dream.
100
00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,981
I mean it, Teri Hatcher.
101
00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,896
You're perfect for the role.
102
00:03:58,961 --> 00:04:00,791
Your wit, your talent,
103
00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,609
your youthful appearance
that rivals only mine.
104
00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:04,827
To remind you,
105
00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,236
Rogelio had recently been
offered a chance to remake
106
00:04:07,262 --> 00:04:09,929
The Passions of Santos
for an American audience.
107
00:04:10,135 --> 00:04:11,476
I love you for this.
108
00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:14,417
The studio
loves you for this.
109
00:04:14,443 --> 00:04:17,343
To be clear: the studio
loved River Fields...
110
00:04:17,369 --> 00:04:20,216
I can't even fathom
them wanting anybody else.
111
00:04:20,242 --> 00:04:21,703
who Rogelio hated.
112
00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,039
Think it over,
Teri Hatcher.
113
00:04:23,065 --> 00:04:24,159
And remember,
114
00:04:24,185 --> 00:04:26,764
you are my
number-one choice.
115
00:04:27,093 --> 00:04:28,250
Bye.
116
00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,226
I thought your
number-one choice
117
00:04:30,252 --> 00:04:31,992
- was Eva Longoria.
- Don't say it. It's too painful.
118
00:04:32,018 --> 00:04:35,252
Ah, yes, Rogelio's Holy Grail.
119
00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:38,958
I thought I had a way
to get in touch with her
120
00:04:38,984 --> 00:04:40,189
through my ex-hairdresser
121
00:04:40,215 --> 00:04:42,503
who knows her third
assistant, but no luck.
122
00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:44,824
She's so evasive.
123
00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:47,792
So I'm exploring
other leading ladies,
124
00:04:47,818 --> 00:04:50,586
all of whom I will passionately
pitch to the studio tomorrow
125
00:04:50,612 --> 00:04:52,245
to get them off River Fields.
126
00:04:52,277 --> 00:04:54,687
Because there's
no way in hell
127
00:04:54,812 --> 00:04:58,132
I'm working with that
nine-toed she-devil.
128
00:04:58,227 --> 00:05:00,327
Well, after what happened,
I'm sure
129
00:05:00,329 --> 00:05:02,529
she's not too psyched
to work with you either.
130
00:05:02,584 --> 00:05:03,883
To remind you:
131
00:05:03,909 --> 00:05:05,194
Attack her.
132
00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:09,112
The point is I have a
big meeting tomorrow,
133
00:05:09,138 --> 00:05:12,439
and I was wondering
if you'd watch Baby.
134
00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:14,221
Just this once.
135
00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,710
This is such an important
meeting. Please.
136
00:05:17,932 --> 00:05:19,000
Fine.
137
00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,735
Just this once.
138
00:05:20,761 --> 00:05:22,823
Thank you, Xiomara.
139
00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:25,930
You're the best
woman in the world.
140
00:05:26,011 --> 00:05:28,000
And with your help,
I will vanquish
141
00:05:28,026 --> 00:05:30,092
the worst woman
in the world.
142
00:05:31,049 --> 00:05:32,093
Oh, that's Brad.
143
00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:33,677
- Huh?
- He teaches the 3:00 p.m.
144
00:05:33,703 --> 00:05:35,235
hip-hop class,
so we're carpooling.
145
00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:40,604
Ooh, hello, Brad.
146
00:05:41,373 --> 00:05:43,020
Hello, Nicollette Sheridan.
147
00:05:43,046 --> 00:05:44,109
Let me just say, you are
148
00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,902
my number-one choice
for this role.
149
00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,195
So, listen.
I've read the first chapter.
150
00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:53,168
And I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
151
00:05:54,698 --> 00:05:56,109
I have no notes.
152
00:05:56,135 --> 00:05:56,962
What?
153
00:05:56,963 --> 00:05:58,395
I know.
It's very unlike me.
154
00:05:58,397 --> 00:05:59,763
But I-I actually thought
155
00:05:59,789 --> 00:06:01,065
it was quite well done.
156
00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:02,499
So bravo.
157
00:06:02,501 --> 00:06:04,579
This is amazing. Wow.
158
00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,898
I-I guess I'll just dive into
the next chapter.
159
00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,052
Ooh, which means
I'm ahead of schedule.
160
00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,877
And my schedule
is very aggressive.
161
00:06:13,047 --> 00:06:14,734
Did my daddy send you a picture?
162
00:06:14,777 --> 00:06:15,716
I want to see.
163
00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,141
Oh, no. Sorry.
164
00:06:17,282 --> 00:06:18,381
I have to tell your daddy
165
00:06:18,407 --> 00:06:20,169
that it is rude
to text during brunch.
166
00:06:20,195 --> 00:06:22,015
When is he gonna
come back to brunch?
167
00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,297
Whenever he forgives Petra for lying,
168
00:06:24,323 --> 00:06:26,159
keeping his sister
in a mental hospital,
169
00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,377
and leaving him with nothing.
170
00:06:27,403 --> 00:06:30,245
Soon. He's just...
very busy right now.
171
00:06:30,271 --> 00:06:31,700
Mmm.
172
00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:32,997
Saved by the doorbell.
173
00:06:33,023 --> 00:06:35,083
- Maybe that's him.
- Or not.
174
00:06:35,109 --> 00:06:36,642
Petra Solano. You're under
arrest for the murder
175
00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:38,362
of your sister, Anezka Archuletta.
176
00:06:38,388 --> 00:06:41,411
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used
177
00:06:41,437 --> 00:06:43,170
- against you in the court of law.
- I don't understand. What is happening?
178
00:06:45,316 --> 00:06:46,193
Jane.
179
00:06:46,219 --> 00:06:47,221
Yes?
180
00:06:48,186 --> 00:06:51,318
Oh, you must be
the other Jane.
181
00:06:51,363 --> 00:06:53,964
Other Jane?
Who's story do you think this is?
182
00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:55,200
I-I'm sorry. Who are you?
183
00:06:55,226 --> 00:06:56,492
Petra's lawyer,
Jane Ramos.
184
00:06:56,518 --> 00:06:58,103
Aka Other Jane.
185
00:06:58,386 --> 00:07:00,038
You're not at all
what I pictured.
186
00:07:00,064 --> 00:07:01,723
Well, whoever
you are,
187
00:07:01,724 --> 00:07:04,224
Petra Solano is ready
to be released on bail.
188
00:07:08,378 --> 00:07:10,327
Oh, Petra.
189
00:07:11,638 --> 00:07:12,636
Are you okay?
190
00:07:12,662 --> 00:07:14,490
- Yes, I'm fine. Thank you.
- Okay.
191
00:07:15,532 --> 00:07:17,878
Ah, yes, the moment
192
00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,378
Petra had been dreaming of.
193
00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:30,630
Thank you for
bailing me out, J.R.
194
00:07:31,815 --> 00:07:33,828
This is absolutely ridiculous.
195
00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,320
I didn't do anything.
196
00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,654
They found the
missing screws
197
00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:37,946
from the balcony
in your office.
198
00:07:37,972 --> 00:07:39,230
What?
199
00:07:40,281 --> 00:07:41,614
Well, someone
must have planted them.
200
00:07:41,958 --> 00:07:43,930
- My mother. It had to be.
- I agree.
201
00:07:43,956 --> 00:07:45,294
And I have a call
in to the D.A.'s office.
202
00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:49,306
I'm going to get you off, Petra.
203
00:07:55,354 --> 00:07:57,037
Yeah, well,
I just want to get out of here.
204
00:08:01,169 --> 00:08:02,902
The, uh, twins just went down.
205
00:08:02,928 --> 00:08:04,382
Good. Thank you.
206
00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:07,972
- Are you okay?
- I've survived baseless
207
00:08:08,044 --> 00:08:09,944
murder charges before, Rafael.
I don't need your pity.
208
00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:11,280
I was just asking.
209
00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:13,579
I should take this.
210
00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:14,926
Hello.
211
00:08:16,387 --> 00:08:17,381
Be nice.
212
00:08:17,407 --> 00:08:19,441
I was trying. She's the
one that snapped at me.
213
00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,166
Try harder.
She was just arrested.
214
00:08:21,574 --> 00:08:23,978
It's not all about you, Rafael.
215
00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:27,391
That was my publisher.
216
00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,083
They got wind
of the murder charge,
217
00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,976
and now they're putting
a pin in my lifestyle book.
218
00:08:31,188 --> 00:08:32,687
Which means it's canceled.
219
00:08:33,518 --> 00:08:34,589
Remember, Jane,
220
00:08:34,591 --> 00:08:36,124
it's not all about you.
221
00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:37,902
- You okay?
- Of course.
222
00:08:37,928 --> 00:08:40,548
It's just a book. My whole life
is not riding on it.
223
00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:42,097
Right. Totally.
224
00:08:42,099 --> 00:08:43,560
It's just a book.
225
00:08:49,193 --> 00:08:50,850
Don't look so glum, Jane.
226
00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,846
You may not have a book
to ghostwrite or a salary,
227
00:08:53,872 --> 00:08:55,482
but at least you still have...
228
00:08:55,847 --> 00:08:57,271
a dentist appointment.
229
00:08:58,298 --> 00:08:59,530
Hi, Mr. Sweetface.
230
00:08:59,532 --> 00:09:01,933
How are you?
Uh, good talk.
231
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,472
Well, I know
I don't want to work in an office.
232
00:09:04,498 --> 00:09:05,660
No, you don't.
233
00:09:05,686 --> 00:09:08,334
- What's going on here?
- Welcome to the Villanueva job fair.
234
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,443
We are on the hunt.
235
00:09:09,469 --> 00:09:11,069
Mmm. Maybe I can be
a party planner.
236
00:09:11,095 --> 00:09:12,903
No way. You hated
planning your wedding.
237
00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:14,224
You're right. Forget it.
238
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,558
Are you looking for a new job,
too, Rogelio?
239
00:09:15,584 --> 00:09:16,989
Oh, no, no. Not for me.
240
00:09:17,105 --> 00:09:18,823
But for an incredibly
lucky woman.
241
00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,138
I'm compiling a list
242
00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:22,564
of, uh, leading ladies
ranked by availability,
243
00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:25,157
tolerability, and whether
their face muscles
244
00:09:25,183 --> 00:09:26,552
can still show emotion.
245
00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,373
Right. Okay, then.
246
00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,190
Hey, you could
just go back
247
00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,331
- to your job at the Marbella.
- And kick out Regina?
248
00:09:32,357 --> 00:09:34,980
No way. Plus, I want
something more stimulating.
249
00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:37,039
That's why ghostwriting
was exciting.
250
00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,459
- So what are you thinking?
- Actually,
251
00:09:38,485 --> 00:09:41,314
maybe going back to teaching
in some capacity.
252
00:09:41,345 --> 00:09:43,093
Ah, yes. The old adage:
253
00:09:43,119 --> 00:09:45,501
Those who can't
ghostwrite, teach.
254
00:09:45,527 --> 00:09:47,427
I could try high schools again,
255
00:09:47,523 --> 00:09:50,257
or community colleges
or online classes.
256
00:09:50,283 --> 00:09:52,697
I am a
published author.
257
00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:54,916
Oh, and I have to get out
of the Marbella.
258
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:55,867
Oh, I know what you mean.
259
00:09:55,893 --> 00:09:58,947
If I have to make
another banana daiquiri...
260
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,272
Then get in on the job fair.
261
00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:02,083
You know what?
262
00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:04,398
OK, maybe I'll start
putting out some feelers.
263
00:10:04,424 --> 00:10:06,570
No, don't.
Fillers are a terrible idea.
264
00:10:07,052 --> 00:10:09,228
They have disqualified
half the actresses on my list.
265
00:10:09,254 --> 00:10:11,030
Oh, no, no. Feelers.
266
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,606
Like "job feelers."
267
00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,847
Oh. Okay, good.
268
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:18,113
But still don't do anything
to that beautiful face, ever.
269
00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:20,406
- Noted.
- Except maybe around the eyes.
270
00:10:20,571 --> 00:10:21,707
Okay.
I'm off.
271
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,495
First step
on the teaching train.
272
00:10:24,521 --> 00:10:26,720
- Why would you want to teach?
- Temporarily.
273
00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:28,786
Until I get my writing
off the ground.
274
00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:30,203
Yeah, I started
teaching writing
275
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,542
temporarily, too.
276
00:10:31,568 --> 00:10:32,588
25 years ago.
277
00:10:32,953 --> 00:10:34,174
Don't give me that look.
278
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,245
I'm fine.
279
00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:37,125
Instead of seeing myself
as a failed novelist,
280
00:10:37,151 --> 00:10:39,367
I choose to see myself
as a successful teacher.
281
00:10:39,393 --> 00:10:41,674
A-plus reframing, Professor Donaldson.
282
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,205
I just need a stimulating
job to tide me over
283
00:10:44,231 --> 00:10:45,734
while I work through
this writer's block.
284
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,709
Well, if you're sure,
I actually know
285
00:10:47,711 --> 00:10:49,997
they're looking for someone
to fill in at Southern Miami.
286
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,330
An old colleague
sent around
287
00:10:51,356 --> 00:10:53,223
an e-mail
asking for recommendations.
288
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,978
That's amazing.
289
00:10:56,126 --> 00:10:58,520
The colleague
is Jonathan Chavez.
290
00:10:59,035 --> 00:10:59,836
Oh.
291
00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,122
As in...
292
00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,551
I mean,
I'm sure he remembers you
293
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,344
because of all the...
You know.
294
00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,476
The bibbidi bobbidi.
295
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,717
First of all, there was
no bibbidi bobbidi.
296
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,893
Secondly, no one has
ever called it that.
297
00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:15,318
Then you should
reach out to him.
298
00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:17,366
Unless things went badly
between you two?
299
00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:18,488
You're crying.
300
00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:20,223
No, I'm not crying.
301
00:11:20,249 --> 00:11:21,587
I'm not cry...
302
00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,047
No, it was totally cool.
303
00:11:25,197 --> 00:11:27,782
Great. Then I'll get you
his new e-mail address.
304
00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:31,048
Ah, yes.
305
00:11:31,074 --> 00:11:32,235
How do you craft an e-mail
306
00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:34,635
to the guy you almost
lost your virginity to
307
00:11:34,818 --> 00:11:37,457
but instead wound up
just losing your dignity?
308
00:11:45,155 --> 00:11:46,503
Nope.
309
00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:55,019
No.
310
00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:11,440
Too flirty.
311
00:12:12,512 --> 00:12:13,643
It's not flirty.
312
00:12:13,964 --> 00:12:15,847
Yeah, you're using too
many exclamation points.
313
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,107
You're so! Happy!
To hear!
314
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:20,293
Are you jealous of a guy I
haven't spoken to in four years?
315
00:12:20,319 --> 00:12:21,511
A creepy guy.
316
00:12:21,537 --> 00:12:23,529
He's not creepy.
He wasn't my advisor
317
00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:24,721
when we got together.
318
00:12:24,723 --> 00:12:26,189
And I pursued him, remember?
319
00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:27,624
You're just being
overprotective,
320
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,693
which is sweet, but I really
need to get this done,
321
00:12:29,719 --> 00:12:31,378
so will you please
stop distracting me?
322
00:12:31,472 --> 00:12:32,863
Okay. I was just
coming to tell you
323
00:12:32,865 --> 00:12:34,574
I got an interview for this
commercial real estate gig.
324
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,466
What? Are you serious?
325
00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:38,435
Mm-hmm. So how many
exclamation points
326
00:12:38,437 --> 00:12:39,870
are appropriate in
my response e-mail?
327
00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:41,705
Oh, at least 15.
328
00:12:41,731 --> 00:12:43,921
You're so! Excited!
329
00:12:43,947 --> 00:12:45,330
About! The job!
330
00:12:46,761 --> 00:12:48,808
We need passion. Chemistry.
331
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,869
- Heat.
- And that's why we want River.
332
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,794
You guys were
explosive together.
333
00:12:52,796 --> 00:12:55,898
I can assure you I will explode
with any of the ladies
334
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:58,173
on my carefully curated list.
335
00:12:58,302 --> 00:13:01,486
Any of these women
would be phenomenal
336
00:13:01,512 --> 00:13:03,543
as first ladies to my president.
337
00:13:03,946 --> 00:13:06,362
Way better than River Fields.
338
00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,323
Hmm. I don't know. I'm just
339
00:13:08,349 --> 00:13:09,902
not feeling any of these choices.
340
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,501
Well, that's absurd.
I mean,
341
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,560
I have every single Jennifer.
342
00:13:16,949 --> 00:13:18,300
Can you get
any of them?
343
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:19,697
No.
344
00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:22,550
I'm just trying
to get a sense of your taste.
345
00:13:22,576 --> 00:13:23,550
But keep reading.
346
00:13:23,576 --> 00:13:25,643
I can get
the Desperate Housewives.
347
00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:27,017
Except one.
348
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:28,455
Alfre Woodard? Yeah.
349
00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:29,513
She was unavailable.
350
00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:30,738
Eva Longoria.
351
00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:34,759
Honestly, that's
the first name I've heard
352
00:13:34,761 --> 00:13:36,427
that comes even close to River.
353
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,197
If you could get Eva,
354
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,374
we would go for it.
355
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,801
And speaking of going for it...
356
00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:44,363
Ow! Ooh!
357
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,889
Ow! Ow!
What? What? What happened?
358
00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:48,382
Ooh, I think I pulled a muscle.
359
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:49,674
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No.
360
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,144
Don't ever apologize
for doing that.
361
00:13:55,189 --> 00:13:56,857
Hey, Jane, you home?
362
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,983
Um...
363
00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:00,359
Coming!
364
00:14:00,385 --> 00:14:02,093
Not anymore.
365
00:14:02,663 --> 00:14:04,546
Just stopped by before class.
366
00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:07,099
Hey.
367
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,901
Rafael was just, uh, helping me
368
00:14:08,927 --> 00:14:10,860
- with, uh, my, um...
- Drawers.
369
00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,729
Yes, the-the dresser drawers.
370
00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:15,098
Yeah.
They got all messed up,
371
00:14:15,124 --> 00:14:16,747
and I had to force them back in.
372
00:14:17,535 --> 00:14:18,800
What's up with your leg?
373
00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:22,448
I think I was just
overcompensating
374
00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:23,773
for the leg that I broke,
375
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,375
and then I put the pressure
on the other leg
376
00:14:25,401 --> 00:14:26,545
while I was, uh...
377
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:28,274
fixing those drawers.
378
00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:32,433
So, here's a weird thought.
379
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,929
What do you think
about me going back to school?
380
00:14:37,491 --> 00:14:38,856
Are you serious?
381
00:14:38,882 --> 00:14:40,214
I was just looking
through this catalog,
382
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,464
and there's so much in here
383
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,791
- that could be interesting.
- Ma.
384
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:44,949
That's amazing.
385
00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:46,863
I'm just thinking about it.
386
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:48,331
I've never been a school person.
387
00:14:48,332 --> 00:14:49,764
Well, why don't you pick a class
and ask the professor
388
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,449
- if you can sit in?
- They let you do that?
389
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:52,808
Definitely.
390
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,133
And speaking of professors...
391
00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:56,475
Oh, wow.
Chavez replied.
392
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,902
Oh, yeah?
What... what'd he say?
393
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,087
He wants to meet tomorrow.
394
00:15:00,425 --> 00:15:01,553
Hon, that's great.
395
00:15:01,579 --> 00:15:03,012
On that note,
I should head to Petra's.
396
00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:04,747
- Uh, Jane, thank you
- Hmm?
397
00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:06,782
for letting me help
you with your drawers.
398
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:08,727
See you later.
399
00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:10,830
And be nice to Petra.
400
00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:12,697
She's the mother
of your children, and...
401
00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:13,989
People make mistakes.
402
00:15:14,015 --> 00:15:16,087
And so I just want us
to move past everything.
403
00:15:16,113 --> 00:15:17,595
Because we are family.
404
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:19,419
Thank you.
405
00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:22,861
I'm pretty rattled, honestly.
406
00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,420
What exactly is going on?
407
00:15:24,635 --> 00:15:25,700
It's my mother.
408
00:15:25,702 --> 00:15:27,080
She's framing me.
409
00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:28,265
Again.
410
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,939
- Or reframing, as it were.
- Why?
411
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:32,210
I don't know yet.
412
00:15:32,236 --> 00:15:34,876
- Do you know where she is?
- No, but we're looking.
413
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:36,611
- "We're"?
- My lawyer.
414
00:15:36,841 --> 00:15:38,041
You like her?
415
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:44,781
Look, it doesn't matter
if I like her.
416
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,343
The point is, I trust her
to get me out of this mess.
417
00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:49,825
A mess, I'll remind you,
418
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:52,030
J.R. partly created.
419
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,348
What happened?
420
00:15:57,755 --> 00:15:59,278
I have to tell you something.
421
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,079
You're scaring me.
422
00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:05,194
Look...
423
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,202
a long time ago,
when I worked for the D.A.,
424
00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:10,809
I tampered with evidence
to get a client off.
425
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:15,591
This girl, she shot her abuser.
426
00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:17,433
The system's a joke.
427
00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:19,059
She was gonna get
life in prison.
428
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,059
W-What does this
have to do with me?
429
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:25,223
A few weeks ago,
I got an e-mail.
430
00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:27,014
Someone knew about it.
431
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,539
Said I had to even the scales,
432
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:32,343
make sure someone guilty
and rich went to jail.
433
00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:35,476
They threatened
to expose me.
434
00:16:35,815 --> 00:16:38,278
The minute I realized you
didn't kill your sister,
435
00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:40,434
I told them I wanted out.
436
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:43,907
Well, this certainly
reframes everything.
437
00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:47,225
You planted the screws.
438
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:48,434
No.
439
00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:50,304
I didn't do that, I swear.
440
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:52,029
It must have been
the blackmailer.
441
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:54,732
Your mother, I can only assume.
442
00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:57,059
I've never spoken
with them directly.
443
00:16:57,285 --> 00:17:00,364
They leave me these burner
phones like it's 1996.
444
00:17:02,575 --> 00:17:04,702
Look, this is everything.
445
00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:07,387
Copies of all of
my correspondence.
446
00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:09,113
All of the background
information
447
00:17:09,139 --> 00:17:10,544
they gave me about you.
448
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,115
I'm sorry.
449
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,420
I felt trapped, and...
450
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:20,172
I couldn't find a way out.
451
00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:24,872
I'm going to have you disbarred.
452
00:17:25,153 --> 00:17:26,907
Hopefully thrown in prison.
453
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,326
I understand.
454
00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:31,425
But I do want to say:
455
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,418
no one will work harder to
get you out of this than me.
456
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,707
Get out.
457
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:53,008
A framed narrative,
you should know,
458
00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:54,667
allows one
to tell multiple stories
459
00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:56,393
within a larger context.
460
00:17:56,669 --> 00:17:58,596
You nervous?
Want me to come with you?
461
00:17:58,622 --> 00:18:00,755
And yes, I'm showing off
462
00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:02,123
because we're at a college.
463
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,425
Think my mom being there
464
00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:04,783
is gonna make it less
awkward with Chavez?
465
00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:06,355
Go sign up for your class.
466
00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:07,996
Unless you want me
to come with you?
467
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:09,740
Think my grown-ass daughter
being there
468
00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:12,167
- will make me seem less old?
- Good point.
469
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,997
My point is this story's framed.
470
00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:16,434
By me, of course.
471
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,893
Which means
you see things in pieces,
472
00:18:18,919 --> 00:18:20,258
not the whole picture.
473
00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:23,703
Which, I suppose,
is also true of life.
474
00:18:23,831 --> 00:18:25,551
Jane. Hi.
475
00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:27,204
H-Hi there.
476
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,311
These are some
of my grad students.
477
00:18:29,465 --> 00:18:30,531
Um, Ben,
478
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,036
Cam, Marissa.
479
00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:34,870
Yeah, Jane was where
you guys are a few years ago,
480
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:37,206
and she just published
her first novel.
481
00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:39,098
That's incredible.
482
00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:41,478
It's so nice to meet you.
Wow.
483
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:43,337
Thanks. Nice to
meet you, too.
484
00:18:43,548 --> 00:18:46,813
So, my famous
ex-student.
485
00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:49,442
Oh, stop.
One barely-selling book.
486
00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:50,968
A published novel?
487
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,474
That is no small feat.
488
00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:54,804
Thank you.
489
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,359
And I was really excited
to hear about the job opening.
490
00:18:57,385 --> 00:18:58,985
Especially since I have
a connection on the inside.
491
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,444
- Oh, I mean...
- No.
492
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,470
I know-I know what you meant.
493
00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:03,562
I talked to the head
494
00:19:03,588 --> 00:19:04,720
of the department,
Kate Henderson.
495
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,959
Gave her a cheat sheet on you,
496
00:19:05,985 --> 00:19:07,286
and she's interested.
497
00:19:08,138 --> 00:19:10,020
Can you lead a guest
seminar Thursday?
498
00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:11,417
She'd observe,
499
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,508
and we'll take it from there?
500
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,644
- As in this Thursday?
- Uh, we're, uh...
501
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,836
we're in a bit of a bind.
502
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,006
Not that you're not excellent.
503
00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:20,141
Thursday sounds perfect.
Thank you so much.
504
00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:21,922
My pleasure.
505
00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:26,192
So, um... here's a question.
506
00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:30,623
Do we have to disclose that
we had a personal relationship?
507
00:19:30,649 --> 00:19:32,458
To Henderson?
508
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:34,909
Like, is there
a university rule
509
00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:37,919
about hiring someone who, um...
510
00:19:38,251 --> 00:19:40,229
Cried and didn't sleep with you?
511
00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:42,395
No. Uh, we're fine.
512
00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:43,842
Don't worry.
513
00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:46,171
But you should get to
work on your seminar.
514
00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:48,620
And if you have questions,
feel free to e-mail or...
515
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,098
Call! Line two.
516
00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:51,557
American Bar Association.
517
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,341
Thank you for returning
my call so quickly.
518
00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:57,887
I need to report an attorney
519
00:19:57,889 --> 00:19:59,122
whose gross misconduct
520
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:01,419
I believe to be grounds
for immediate disbarment.
521
00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:03,559
I have proof
of everything she...
522
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,170
And, friends,
523
00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:07,700
that's when Petra
saw the whole picture.
524
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,516
Let me call you back.
525
00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:12,934
My mother doesn't
have a right hand.
526
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,226
And as you can see,
527
00:20:14,252 --> 00:20:15,551
the photographer's
holding the document
528
00:20:15,577 --> 00:20:16,997
in their right hand,
so my mother
529
00:20:17,023 --> 00:20:18,366
is not the one
blackmailing you.
530
00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:19,959
Or she isn't acting alone.
531
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,911
Maybe. Except I still
can't figure out
532
00:20:21,913 --> 00:20:23,446
why she'd
want me in jail.
533
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,205
My mother doesn't do
anything without a reason,
534
00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:27,025
and I'm worthless
to her in jail.
535
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,783
But clearly someone's
trying to frame me,
536
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:30,971
and you're my best chance
at drawing this person out.
537
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,051
- I'll do it.
- But I don't trust you.
538
00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:34,575
See my predicament?
539
00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:36,782
So you're going to prove
your loyalty to me.
540
00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:38,863
Since now I know
541
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,589
you're the kind of person
who will break rules.
542
00:20:40,729 --> 00:20:41,862
What are you asking?
543
00:20:41,888 --> 00:20:44,288
Find a way to get those screws
rendered inadmissible.
544
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,817
I don't care how you do it.
545
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,192
Just get it done.
546
00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:51,347
I need someone who's willing
to do whatever it takes.
547
00:20:51,373 --> 00:20:53,607
A real go-getter.
You know what I'm saying?
548
00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:56,724
Selling timeshares to
the elderly... it's, uh...
549
00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:58,358
It's not as easy
as you might think.
550
00:20:58,384 --> 00:21:00,051
You got to work the
funeral circuit.
551
00:21:00,345 --> 00:21:03,020
You got to schmooze it up
at the early bird buffet.
552
00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:05,247
These people don't know
what to do with their money.
553
00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:06,442
But I do.
554
00:21:06,468 --> 00:21:08,132
I thought you focused on...
555
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:10,079
commercial real estate.
556
00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:11,931
Oh, sure, my-my partners do.
557
00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:14,247
But this is way more lucrative.
558
00:21:14,287 --> 00:21:15,776
More turnover, you know?
559
00:21:17,124 --> 00:21:18,757
Hey, handsome fella
like yourself...
560
00:21:18,814 --> 00:21:20,714
you could make a real killing
561
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,974
with the mahjong ladies, huh?
562
00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:28,419
Oh.
563
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,401
Someone's in a good mood.
564
00:21:32,427 --> 00:21:33,493
I am.
565
00:21:33,495 --> 00:21:35,228
And I hope your leg
is feeling better,
566
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:36,930
'cause I'd love to
get working...
567
00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:38,138
on those drawers again.
568
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:40,992
Hmm.
569
00:21:43,489 --> 00:21:44,948
Wait. Does that mean
you got the job?
570
00:21:45,493 --> 00:21:46,907
They made me an offer.
571
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,068
Amazing!
572
00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:50,277
But I turned it down.
573
00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:51,806
Wait. Why?
574
00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:54,290
'Cause of this.
575
00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:56,684
It's an amazing
property, undeveloped,
576
00:21:56,810 --> 00:22:00,380
no tourists yet, but
it is going to explode.
577
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,989
My buddy Chase can
put together a group
578
00:22:02,011 --> 00:22:03,387
to invest and
build a hotel.
579
00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:05,392
- And you'd...?
- Manage it.
580
00:22:06,179 --> 00:22:07,152
What?
581
00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:56,599
To reframe this....
582
00:22:56,831 --> 00:22:58,823
Okay, maybe not exactly
a reframe.
583
00:22:58,849 --> 00:23:00,515
Just emphasizing that...
584
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,836
well, it's getting creepy.
585
00:23:06,111 --> 00:23:07,467
What's that smell?
586
00:23:07,493 --> 00:23:11,035
That is the glorious scent of Eva
587
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,190
by Eva Longoria.
588
00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:14,799
I might have over-sprayed.
589
00:23:14,825 --> 00:23:16,320
I'm just trying
to get inside her head
590
00:23:16,346 --> 00:23:18,161
to find a connection,
any connection.
591
00:23:18,393 --> 00:23:19,548
Well, good luck.
592
00:23:20,659 --> 00:23:22,768
Oh, did you ask
about sitting in on a class?
593
00:23:22,794 --> 00:23:25,122
Yup, and they said yes.
594
00:23:25,661 --> 00:23:27,997
So I decided on
595
00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:29,298
art history and...
596
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,842
Did Eva just say
what I think Eva said?
597
00:23:33,738 --> 00:23:34,934
Are you kidding me?
598
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:37,349
I'm descended
from Benito Juárez?
599
00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:39,341
President Benito Juárez?
600
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:42,143
Xo, she is descended
601
00:23:42,169 --> 00:23:44,698
from 19th-century
Mexican president
602
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,190
Benito Juárez!
603
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,701
Yeah? And?
604
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:51,530
My mother was always
very proud to be descended
605
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,766
from 19th-century
Mexican president
606
00:23:55,094 --> 00:23:56,490
Benito Juárez!
607
00:23:57,126 --> 00:23:58,253
Which means...
608
00:24:02,282 --> 00:24:03,645
Eva and I...
609
00:24:04,106 --> 00:24:05,176
are related.
610
00:24:05,437 --> 00:24:07,588
We are... family!
611
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,784
Inhala, exhala.
612
00:25:27,997 --> 00:25:29,995
Thank you. You really
didn't have to do that.
613
00:25:30,021 --> 00:25:31,926
Yeah, I did.
614
00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:33,966
You were right...
I was a jerk.
615
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:37,052
It's hard for me to not automatically
flip to the practical,
616
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:39,406
and that's so wrong.
617
00:25:39,432 --> 00:25:41,700
Your apology present is
already being put to good use.
618
00:25:41,726 --> 00:25:42,658
I'm glad.
619
00:25:42,684 --> 00:25:45,495
I wanted to get you a gag gift
that wouldn't be a waste of money.
620
00:25:45,521 --> 00:25:46,553
Yeah, of course you did.
621
00:25:46,554 --> 00:25:48,187
I just want you to know,
622
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,610
I do believe in you.
623
00:25:50,234 --> 00:25:51,334
Thank you.
624
00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:54,019
So, how's the grown-up
building project going?
625
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,673
Well, uh,
Chase lined up a meeting
626
00:25:56,699 --> 00:25:57,930
for me to pitch some VCs.
627
00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,899
- Ooh.
- You know what VCs are?
628
00:25:59,972 --> 00:26:02,651
- No.
- Venture capitalists, money guys.
629
00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:05,097
I'm pitching that they give me
a finders fee which I'd apply
630
00:26:05,123 --> 00:26:07,644
to services that I would render
as a project manager.
631
00:26:07,808 --> 00:26:09,809
Which really just means
I don't put any money in,
632
00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:12,354
but I still get a small
percentage if it pans out.
633
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,389
Well, that sounds
downright practical.
634
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,615
I mean, not that it matters.
635
00:26:15,730 --> 00:26:19,243
O-Okay, uh,
you drop off your paperwork.
636
00:26:19,269 --> 00:26:21,503
Our general contractor
is having a setback
637
00:26:21,505 --> 00:26:22,563
at the construction site.
638
00:26:22,589 --> 00:26:23,677
See you guys later.
639
00:26:26,632 --> 00:26:29,448
Friends, let's reframe this.
640
00:26:35,238 --> 00:26:36,563
So, another grad student?
641
00:26:36,589 --> 00:26:37,592
Yeah.
642
00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:40,384
And I don't know why,
but knowing that...
643
00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:42,459
It just makes
our whole thing feel...
644
00:26:42,485 --> 00:26:43,444
Skeevy?
645
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:45,195
Different.
646
00:26:45,221 --> 00:26:48,433
I-I mean, in my head,
I was this... transgression.
647
00:26:48,618 --> 00:26:51,686
We knew it was wrong, but we had
this undeniable chemistry.
648
00:26:52,415 --> 00:26:54,359
But if there's someone else,
if I'm one of many...
649
00:26:54,385 --> 00:26:56,224
- It's skeevy.
- Not yet.
650
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,723
I mean, maybe they have the
same kind of crazy connection.
651
00:26:59,462 --> 00:27:01,586
Or maybe it's his M.O.,
which would be...
652
00:27:01,612 --> 00:27:03,311
Really skeevy.
653
00:27:03,337 --> 00:27:05,017
- Where are you going?
- To Internet stalk him.
654
00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:06,576
Find out if it's a pattern.
655
00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:08,565
Now that's a pattern.
656
00:27:08,591 --> 00:27:11,688
Wow. That shirt is so loud,
I can't hear myself think.
657
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:14,484
I know your favorite colors
are maroon and turquoise
658
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,444
because I have been studying
everything about you.
659
00:27:16,649 --> 00:27:17,778
Sorry. I'm a
little nervous.
660
00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:19,996
Oh. Relax. We're family, right?
661
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,883
Fifth cousins once removed.
I don't care how removed.
662
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,514
Ever since I've become pregnant,
I'm all about family.
663
00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:27,273
So...
664
00:27:27,299 --> 00:27:29,813
I'm so sorry I was so hard
to get ahold of. Water.
665
00:27:32,094 --> 00:27:33,133
Amazing.
666
00:27:33,159 --> 00:27:34,414
Should we get down
to business?
667
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,783
- I've had 38 meetings today.
- Yes. Yes, of course.
668
00:27:36,809 --> 00:27:38,475
What do you think
about the project?
669
00:27:38,501 --> 00:27:39,164
Go.
670
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,887
We like the idea
of an Americanized version
671
00:27:40,913 --> 00:27:42,956
of The Passions of Santos,
but the script, in its current shape,
672
00:27:42,982 --> 00:27:44,703
- needs work. We think...
- That's enough.
673
00:27:45,302 --> 00:27:47,740
- I'm training them.
- You are incredible.
674
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,086
I know. So, she's not wrong.
675
00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,674
Taking the most popular show
676
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,666
from Latin America
and importing it here?
677
00:27:53,668 --> 00:27:54,945
I like the sound of that.
678
00:27:54,971 --> 00:27:56,779
We can lean into the twists
and the turns,
679
00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,756
call it an homage.
680
00:28:01,634 --> 00:28:03,070
Sorry. Something
is in my eye.
681
00:28:03,468 --> 00:28:04,930
Anyway, the, uh,
682
00:28:04,956 --> 00:28:06,640
female character
needs to be reconceived.
683
00:28:06,928 --> 00:28:08,812
Are you open
to my story ideas?
684
00:28:08,931 --> 00:28:10,898
Absolutely, of course, anything.
685
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,205
Well, then, great. I'm in.
686
00:28:12,537 --> 00:28:13,772
Pending a screen test.
687
00:28:13,798 --> 00:28:14,906
Screen test.
688
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,211
What monsters would make someone
689
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,855
of your stature
take a screen test?
690
00:28:22,732 --> 00:28:23,821
Should we laugh?
691
00:28:24,486 --> 00:28:25,980
No. No.
692
00:28:26,055 --> 00:28:29,202
Uh, the screen test
is for you, not me.
693
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,976
Uh, uh, a-a scree...
694
00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:35,006
a screen test for my own show?
695
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:38,131
Rogelio, I need to make sure
you can rise up to my level.
696
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,777
I mean, let's face it.
I don't have much to go off of
697
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,502
since you're a relative unknown.
698
00:28:42,593 --> 00:28:44,320
Did she just call
699
00:28:44,346 --> 00:28:46,313
her unknown relative
a relative unknown?
700
00:28:46,418 --> 00:28:48,217
But don't be nervous.
You're gonna be great.
701
00:28:48,243 --> 00:28:50,691
When this is all done,
you're gonna have your own show.
702
00:28:50,692 --> 00:28:52,592
Because, let's face it,
I could fart
703
00:28:52,618 --> 00:28:53,954
and they'll greenlight it.
704
00:28:54,101 --> 00:28:55,768
Oh. Did I fart today?
705
00:28:56,749 --> 00:28:57,773
Not yet.
706
00:28:57,879 --> 00:28:59,591
Okay, well, remind me
to do it in the car.
707
00:28:59,617 --> 00:29:00,956
I heard it's good
for the baby.
708
00:29:00,982 --> 00:29:02,294
This is outrageous.
709
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,474
What'd you find out?
710
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,177
According to my
Facebook sources,
711
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:08,330
Chavez hooked up with at least
four other former students.
712
00:29:08,499 --> 00:29:10,256
See? I told you
he was a creep.
713
00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:13,053
Go back to working
on your pitch.
714
00:29:13,776 --> 00:29:15,937
It's done. I'm ready.
715
00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:19,723
So, what are you thinking?
716
00:29:20,514 --> 00:29:21,750
It's just weird.
717
00:29:22,597 --> 00:29:25,498
I didn't feel like he took
advantage of me at the time.
718
00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:28,470
I had a huge crush on him,
and I went after him.
719
00:29:28,952 --> 00:29:30,551
But knowing that he slept
720
00:29:30,577 --> 00:29:32,077
with all these other grad
students... it just...
721
00:29:32,225 --> 00:29:33,773
reframes everything.
722
00:29:34,159 --> 00:29:35,492
You should report him.
723
00:29:35,549 --> 00:29:36,718
For what?
724
00:29:37,013 --> 00:29:38,946
He's not Marissa's
advisor. I checked.
725
00:29:39,019 --> 00:29:41,052
And there's no clear
university policy.
726
00:29:41,078 --> 00:29:42,453
Well, there should be.
727
00:29:42,479 --> 00:29:44,797
I mean, those are some
intense power dynamics.
728
00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:47,926
We dated, and I
was your employee.
729
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,472
You were accidentally
inseminated with my child.
730
00:29:51,464 --> 00:29:53,625
So was I the only
employee you ever dated?
731
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,265
No.
732
00:29:57,521 --> 00:29:58,790
Not in my life.
733
00:29:58,816 --> 00:30:00,458
When I worked for my dad,
734
00:30:01,249 --> 00:30:03,074
I mean,
I-I took advantage of that.
735
00:30:03,311 --> 00:30:05,078
But I'm a different person now.
736
00:30:05,783 --> 00:30:06,859
I know.
737
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:10,721
So... what are you gonna do?
738
00:30:11,293 --> 00:30:12,725
I'm not sure.
739
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:14,609
What do you think?
740
00:30:15,005 --> 00:30:16,705
The backpack's overkill, right?
741
00:30:16,905 --> 00:30:18,812
Ma, no, you look great.
742
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,206
Don't be nervous.
743
00:30:20,232 --> 00:30:22,383
I just don't want the other
students to make fun of me.
744
00:30:22,409 --> 00:30:23,726
Oh, these are
college kids.
745
00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:25,039
They're not eighth
grade bullies.
746
00:30:25,065 --> 00:30:26,732
They'll be busy texting
and watching TV.
747
00:30:26,830 --> 00:30:28,179
Ow!
748
00:30:28,205 --> 00:30:30,407
That weird drawer injury
still bothering you?
749
00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:37,466
Is that Marissa?
750
00:30:39,637 --> 00:30:41,036
What did you decide?
751
00:30:41,062 --> 00:30:42,381
Are you gonna
say anything to her?
752
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,541
I don't know. Maybe
it's not my place.
753
00:30:44,588 --> 00:30:47,867
Or it's...
uniquely my place.
754
00:30:48,093 --> 00:30:49,592
I guess the question is,
755
00:30:49,618 --> 00:30:51,812
would you have wanted to know
when it was you?
756
00:31:01,656 --> 00:31:03,855
Ah, friends, what a moment.
757
00:31:03,881 --> 00:31:06,718
Our Jane, once a student
of creative writing,
758
00:31:06,744 --> 00:31:08,176
now teaching it.
759
00:31:08,354 --> 00:31:09,773
Makes you think.
760
00:31:09,799 --> 00:31:11,808
Ooh, let's drop in
on this bit!
761
00:31:11,834 --> 00:31:13,990
Notice how the narrator
functions here.
762
00:31:14,016 --> 00:31:15,672
Riveting, Professor Jane!
763
00:31:15,698 --> 00:31:18,519
And it's precisely because
the narrator doesn't comment
764
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:21,226
on every moment that
the storytelling is so effective.
765
00:31:21,266 --> 00:31:23,057
Fine. I can take a hint.
766
00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:24,450
The narrative distance
767
00:31:24,476 --> 00:31:27,086
allows for the story
to unfold naturally,
768
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:28,942
making the reader accept
769
00:31:28,968 --> 00:31:31,718
these magical realism elements
without question.
770
00:31:35,882 --> 00:31:38,056
Take, for example,
the man's wings.
771
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,671
Márquez describes the man
772
00:31:40,697 --> 00:31:43,178
as very old and...
773
00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:45,891
in the mud before casually
774
00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:47,796
telling us that he couldn't get up,
775
00:31:48,053 --> 00:31:50,787
uh, "impeded by his
enormous wings."
776
00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:54,263
Let's discuss
777
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,000
this introduction
to magical realism.
778
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:57,372
Yeah.
779
00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:59,049
Honestly, I think that line
sets the tone
780
00:31:59,075 --> 00:32:01,374
- for the whole story.
- Of course I'd want to know
781
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,950
if Chavez slept
with students before me.
782
00:32:03,565 --> 00:32:05,465
I thought I was special.
783
00:32:06,602 --> 00:32:08,390
He was gonna be my first.
784
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:14,379
So, yes,
785
00:32:14,405 --> 00:32:16,352
this moment changes
our perception.
786
00:32:16,378 --> 00:32:18,856
And perception,
of course, is crucial
787
00:32:18,882 --> 00:32:21,049
to pointillism.
And, interestingly,
788
00:32:21,075 --> 00:32:24,387
there is a scientific
tie-in here, uh, an antagonism
789
00:32:24,562 --> 00:32:27,029
that occurs in the brain,
used to detect color.
790
00:32:27,055 --> 00:32:29,819
To that I say,
Que Seurat, Seurat.
791
00:32:30,976 --> 00:32:32,668
So, chromoluminarism
792
00:32:32,694 --> 00:32:34,785
evolved into pointillism.
793
00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:37,942
And what would you say
evolved from there?
794
00:32:39,555 --> 00:32:40,754
You.
795
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:43,276
You've been quiet.
796
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,779
- Any ideas?
- Uh...
797
00:32:46,183 --> 00:32:47,382
no.
798
00:32:47,408 --> 00:32:49,146
I'm-I'm just auditing.
799
00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:50,338
That's okay.
800
00:32:50,576 --> 00:32:52,734
You are still encouraged
to participate.
801
00:32:53,090 --> 00:32:55,753
Any contemporary styles
spring to mind?
802
00:32:57,312 --> 00:32:59,423
I know this isn't
your idea of fun,
803
00:32:59,449 --> 00:33:01,762
but lack of chemistry
with a costar
804
00:33:01,788 --> 00:33:03,512
can sink a project, so...
805
00:33:03,684 --> 00:33:05,915
just want to make sure
we make sense together on screen.
806
00:33:05,941 --> 00:33:07,574
I have no doubt we will,
sweet Eva.
807
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,100
After all,
it runs in the family,
808
00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,796
since my cousin
thrice removed
809
00:33:10,829 --> 00:33:12,604
courted your fourth
cousin, Griselda.
810
00:33:12,630 --> 00:33:14,500
Boy, that is distant.
811
00:33:15,121 --> 00:33:16,502
Wh... Did you
just say Criselda?
812
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,651
- Yes.
- Or Griselda?
813
00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:22,141
- What?
- Did you say Criselda or Griselda?
814
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,512
Cruh or Gruh?
815
00:33:23,538 --> 00:33:24,970
Gruh. Griselda.
816
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,740
'Cause... my fourth cousin
is a cruh, not a gruh.
817
00:33:29,337 --> 00:33:30,832
Griselda's my great aunt.
818
00:33:30,952 --> 00:33:32,985
Wait, I have a great aunt
named Griselda.
819
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:34,529
Oh. No.
820
00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:36,361
She's my grandmother's sister.
821
00:33:36,524 --> 00:33:39,125
Wait, that doesn't... that
doesn't make us fifth cousins.
822
00:33:39,127 --> 00:33:41,489
That makes us
cousin cousins.
823
00:33:42,630 --> 00:33:43,965
Well, it's fine.
824
00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:46,895
Now that I think about it,
you do look like my Uncle Beto.
825
00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:48,364
Okay. Let's test
826
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:50,160
- this chemistry.
- Um...
827
00:33:50,186 --> 00:33:52,510
Let's see those kissing cousins.
828
00:33:52,536 --> 00:33:53,639
Whenever you're ready.
829
00:33:53,641 --> 00:33:55,090
Yup.
830
00:33:57,879 --> 00:34:00,055
Of course you look like
my husband the president,
831
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,724
but how can you be if you
don't have any of his memories?
832
00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,019
I don't know.
833
00:34:04,045 --> 00:34:06,252
All I know is that
I want to devour you.
834
00:34:06,987 --> 00:34:08,395
I suppose there is one way
835
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,409
we can find out
if you're really him.
836
00:34:12,556 --> 00:34:13,994
K-Kiss me.
837
00:34:18,547 --> 00:34:19,653
Come on.
838
00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:21,312
We need to show them
our unmistakable
839
00:34:21,338 --> 00:34:22,337
and searing chemistry.
840
00:34:30,783 --> 00:34:33,312
Honestly, I'd rather watch
my parents screw.
841
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:35,789
The screws are out.
842
00:34:36,277 --> 00:34:38,363
I got the judge to rule
them inadmissible.
843
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:39,641
Wh... How?
844
00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:40,774
Chain of custody issue.
845
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,474
The cop left them in
his cruiser overnight,
846
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,509
instead of logging them
into evidence right away,
847
00:34:44,535 --> 00:34:45,740
which means it's
compromised.
848
00:34:45,813 --> 00:34:47,178
Did that happen?
Is that true?
849
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,218
It appears that it is.
850
00:34:50,303 --> 00:34:51,558
I told you,
851
00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:54,185
I'm going to get
you out of this.
852
00:34:56,188 --> 00:34:57,445
Good.
853
00:34:58,127 --> 00:35:00,353
'Cause if you don't,
your career is over.
854
00:35:01,047 --> 00:35:02,171
So, that's it for me.
855
00:35:02,197 --> 00:35:04,563
Uh, thank you so much for
listening and participating.
856
00:35:07,035 --> 00:35:08,468
Thank you.
857
00:35:10,991 --> 00:35:12,798
Hey, Marissa, do
you have a minute?
858
00:35:19,313 --> 00:35:22,540
Uh, I just wondered
if we could...
859
00:35:22,883 --> 00:35:24,642
talk sometime, one on one.
860
00:35:24,727 --> 00:35:25,860
About what?
861
00:35:28,969 --> 00:35:31,467
Look, the sexual dynamic
862
00:35:31,493 --> 00:35:33,306
between a student
and a professor
863
00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:35,432
is a complicated thing.
864
00:35:35,497 --> 00:35:38,626
It can be really thrilling,
uh, in my experience...
865
00:35:38,652 --> 00:35:40,285
Look,
all I said was
866
00:35:40,311 --> 00:35:42,223
that it was cool
that you published a book.
867
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,766
It didn't mean
that I'm, like, into you.
868
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:45,931
- What?
- First,
869
00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:47,696
you stared at me
through the entire lecture,
870
00:35:47,722 --> 00:35:49,665
and now you're straight-up
hitting on me.
871
00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:51,558
Oh, no. Marissa,
that was... Aah!
872
00:35:59,634 --> 00:36:01,718
What Marissa said
is technically true,
873
00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:04,483
but there is
very important context missing.
874
00:36:04,509 --> 00:36:07,241
My leg cramped,
and I accidentally
875
00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:09,381
grabbed her... breasts.
876
00:36:09,407 --> 00:36:11,720
While talking about
sexual dynamics
877
00:36:11,746 --> 00:36:13,568
between professors
and students?
878
00:36:15,517 --> 00:36:18,384
I agree. That discussion
was inappropriate.
879
00:36:19,128 --> 00:36:20,391
In fact...
880
00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:23,548
that sort of relationship
881
00:36:23,574 --> 00:36:25,220
is inappropriate...
Even though it is not
882
00:36:25,246 --> 00:36:26,712
technically off-limits here.
883
00:36:26,738 --> 00:36:28,838
Though, for the record,
I think it should be.
884
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:32,274
Because it involves
very tricky power dynamics.
885
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:35,157
And even if a student
thinks she wants something,
886
00:36:35,311 --> 00:36:36,915
she might really
regret it later
887
00:36:36,941 --> 00:36:38,696
when she's older
and smarter
888
00:36:38,722 --> 00:36:40,126
and has more information
889
00:36:40,152 --> 00:36:42,643
about how that's a
pretty gross abuse
890
00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:45,142
of power, especially
if it's a pattern.
891
00:36:48,775 --> 00:36:50,384
So, no, I didn't get
892
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:51,709
the teaching job.
893
00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:54,196
But at least I got
to say my piece.
894
00:36:54,411 --> 00:36:55,655
How was your class?
895
00:36:55,968 --> 00:36:57,331
You know, fine.
896
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,796
Intense.
897
00:36:59,741 --> 00:37:01,478
I'll be right back.
Marissa.
898
00:37:04,646 --> 00:37:07,360
First, let me say again
how sorry I am.
899
00:37:07,386 --> 00:37:09,296
I definitely
didn't mean to do...
900
00:37:10,007 --> 00:37:11,300
what I did.
901
00:37:11,864 --> 00:37:14,376
I was just trying
to warn you about Chavez.
902
00:37:15,186 --> 00:37:17,243
I saw you kissing him
the other day, and...
903
00:37:17,593 --> 00:37:18,900
and I don't know,
the same thing
904
00:37:18,926 --> 00:37:20,565
happened to me when
I was his student.
905
00:37:20,591 --> 00:37:21,801
And I've since learned
906
00:37:21,827 --> 00:37:23,560
that this is
a pattern of his.
907
00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:25,938
And I wish I had known
908
00:37:25,964 --> 00:37:27,464
back when I was
involved with him,
909
00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:30,335
so I just wanted to pass
that information on to you.
910
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,275
Just so you have it.
911
00:37:32,804 --> 00:37:34,363
Sisterhood and all.
912
00:37:36,142 --> 00:37:38,085
It's not like she's my sister.
913
00:37:38,499 --> 00:37:40,499
Cousins are sexy in Florida,
914
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,375
but Eva made such a stink.
915
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,307
I'm sorry, Rogelio.
916
00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:46,697
Are you okay?
917
00:37:46,977 --> 00:37:48,012
No.
918
00:37:48,979 --> 00:37:50,224
School sucked.
919
00:37:51,481 --> 00:37:53,207
I-I just didn't fit in.
920
00:37:53,685 --> 00:37:55,366
I felt like an old lady.
921
00:37:55,553 --> 00:37:57,184
A dumb old lady.
922
00:37:57,915 --> 00:37:59,518
What's with the suitcase?
923
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:02,825
I have to fly to
New York tomorrow
924
00:38:02,957 --> 00:38:05,919
and beg River Fields
to meet with me.
925
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,650
- Oh.
- And...
926
00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:12,428
I wanted to ask you
if-if you could
927
00:38:12,454 --> 00:38:15,005
watch Baby for me
while I'm gone.
928
00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:17,473
- Why can't Darci do it?
- She's going away.
929
00:38:17,499 --> 00:38:19,059
And if I ask her to reschedule,
930
00:38:19,085 --> 00:38:21,185
she'll make
an Eva Longoria-style stink
931
00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:24,212
on how I'm going back on
my promise to be Baby's Danny.
932
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:25,876
Which I'm not.
933
00:38:25,902 --> 00:38:26,885
Yet.
934
00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:29,207
Okay, forget it.
I just thought,
935
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,583
- since you're not doing anything...
- That's right.
936
00:38:31,754 --> 00:38:33,114
I'm not.
937
00:38:33,452 --> 00:38:35,385
I'm just trying
to figure out my life,
938
00:38:35,411 --> 00:38:38,330
which you would have noticed
if you paid attention,
939
00:38:38,356 --> 00:38:41,122
instead of just thinking
about yourself!
940
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,329
I have a dance class to teach.
941
00:38:47,637 --> 00:38:48,816
What's wrong?
942
00:38:48,989 --> 00:38:50,361
Chase cut me out
of the deal.
943
00:38:50,699 --> 00:38:51,738
What?
944
00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,098
I thought he
was your friend.
945
00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:54,777
Yeah, well, I guess not.
946
00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:57,067
And I didn't
protect myself legally,
947
00:38:57,093 --> 00:38:59,536
so, the VCs took advantage.
948
00:38:59,701 --> 00:39:01,005
I am so sorry.
949
00:39:01,327 --> 00:39:02,426
Yeah.
950
00:39:04,221 --> 00:39:06,052
But you know what?
I'm actually okay.
951
00:39:07,441 --> 00:39:08,598
It's funny.
952
00:39:08,624 --> 00:39:10,825
I'm even still
a little... excited.
953
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,233
So, I put together
a deal, right?
954
00:39:13,259 --> 00:39:15,483
Which I haven't done
since I found the Marbella.
955
00:39:15,724 --> 00:39:17,457
And I remembered
I'm actually good
956
00:39:17,959 --> 00:39:20,275
at spotting properties
and seeing potential.
957
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,851
So this one didn't work out,
958
00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:24,915
but maybe the next one will.
959
00:39:25,009 --> 00:39:28,424
Wow. Yes, exactly.
960
00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:30,169
- I know, right?
- Yeah.
961
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,604
I don't know. For the first time
in a long time,
962
00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:34,256
I actually feel like
I have a plan.
963
00:39:35,991 --> 00:39:38,176
I'm really happy
for you, Raf.
964
00:39:39,637 --> 00:39:41,146
- Hey.
- Hmm.
965
00:39:42,824 --> 00:39:44,273
What's going on?
966
00:39:44,848 --> 00:39:45,885
It's nothing.
967
00:39:45,911 --> 00:39:47,614
You're inspired.
That's so great.
968
00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:49,112
And everything's
not about me.
969
00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:50,692
Come on, Jane.
970
00:39:50,718 --> 00:39:53,778
Like I said earlier,
we know whose story this is.
971
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:56,356
Are you upset 'cause
you didn't get the teaching job?
972
00:39:56,382 --> 00:39:57,511
No.
973
00:39:58,433 --> 00:40:01,167
I'm upset because I'm
relieved I didn't get it,
974
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:03,294
because I don't want
to be a teacher.
975
00:40:03,924 --> 00:40:05,996
Or a lounge manager.
976
00:40:07,061 --> 00:40:08,341
You're a writer.
977
00:40:08,554 --> 00:40:10,587
You published a book.
978
00:40:12,004 --> 00:40:13,078
I know.
979
00:40:14,607 --> 00:40:16,707
And that was a goal
of mine for so long,
980
00:40:17,145 --> 00:40:20,423
you know, this-this
thing I can work towards.
981
00:40:20,738 --> 00:40:22,277
And after I got there,
982
00:40:22,971 --> 00:40:24,585
I imagined that my
life would change
983
00:40:24,611 --> 00:40:26,078
because I would be this...
984
00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,239
big success.
985
00:40:29,287 --> 00:40:30,254
But it didn't.
986
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:31,810
Hey.
987
00:40:32,569 --> 00:40:33,542
Oh.
988
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,900
So, first, I've been lost
most of the time I've known you.
989
00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:41,798
So... you are allowed
to take a minute.
990
00:40:42,141 --> 00:40:43,187
Thank you.
991
00:40:43,782 --> 00:40:45,825
And you will find a path.
992
00:40:46,586 --> 00:40:49,266
And friends, at that moment,
993
00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:50,678
she did.
994
00:40:51,311 --> 00:40:53,177
You're the only thing
I'm really sure about.
995
00:40:54,301 --> 00:40:55,355
Yeah?
996
00:40:55,381 --> 00:40:56,542
Yeah.
997
00:40:57,353 --> 00:41:00,552
And I... I think it's real,
998
00:41:00,578 --> 00:41:03,258
and it's right, and we
should tell our family
999
00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:04,643
that we're together.
1000
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,104
That's right. No more secrets.
1001
00:41:11,473 --> 00:41:13,301
At least not for that Jane.
1002
00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:25,836
Actually,let me reframe this for you.
1003
00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:28,585
Good. Now tell them you
want to meet in person.
1004
00:41:40,363 --> 00:41:42,489
That definitely ain't her dance class.
1005
00:41:44,304 --> 00:41:47,084
And to reframe
this moment, friends:
1006
00:41:47,110 --> 00:41:49,429
Xo's decision
to walk through that door
1007
00:41:50,028 --> 00:41:52,164
would change her life forever.
1008
00:41:55,454 --> 00:41:57,930
Sync and correction by LittleDuck
www.Addic7ed.com
71893
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.