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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,920 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:16,461 --> 00:00:18,211 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:34,045 --> 00:00:37,295 KAMALA: Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for. 4 00:00:38,253 --> 00:00:40,330 The final chapter to my 10-part series 5 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:43,503 on Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel. 6 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,586 Hulk smash. 7 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,753 This week, we're focusing on the battle of Earth. 8 00:00:46,836 --> 00:00:48,045 Now we all know the story. 9 00:00:48,128 --> 00:00:49,587 The Avengers were trying to save the world, 10 00:00:49,588 --> 00:00:51,586 but if we're being honest here, 11 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:54,170 they were losing, badly. 12 00:00:55,295 --> 00:00:58,586 Alien ships invading, Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones. 13 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:00,795 - Our heroes were done for. - (GULPS) 14 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:02,711 KAMALA: Until... 15 00:01:03,711 --> 00:01:05,420 Captain Marvel blasted in! 16 00:01:05,503 --> 00:01:08,045 Now who was this glorious, well-coiffed hero? 17 00:01:08,128 --> 00:01:10,628 Due to my extensive research and my diligent studying 18 00:01:10,711 --> 00:01:12,461 of Scott Lang's podcast interviews, 19 00:01:12,545 --> 00:01:13,920 who seems like a pretty cool guy. 20 00:01:14,003 --> 00:01:15,628 I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel 21 00:01:15,711 --> 00:01:17,628 and I know at least three things to be true. 22 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:21,336 One, she blasted through Thanos's fleet like a flaming angel. 23 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:24,378 And you know what? She looked good doing it. 24 00:01:24,503 --> 00:01:25,503 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 25 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,795 Two, she, like, punched Thanos right in the face. 26 00:01:29,086 --> 00:01:30,461 MAN: You're finished! 27 00:01:30,545 --> 00:01:32,211 KAMALA: No offence to any of the other Avengers, 28 00:01:32,295 --> 00:01:34,128 but I really don't think they could've done that. 29 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,865 And three, sometimes, 30 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:38,503 someone can come out of nowhere and do something amazing. 31 00:01:38,878 --> 00:01:42,045 I know some of you think, "Well, she abandoned the people of Earth." 32 00:01:42,128 --> 00:01:43,378 But look, it's not true. 33 00:01:43,461 --> 00:01:45,711 Obviously we don't know exactly what she's been up to. 34 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:48,253 But maybe she just needed a break, you know? 35 00:01:48,336 --> 00:01:49,795 Can a woman just live, hmm? 36 00:01:50,836 --> 00:01:53,961 Maybe we'll learn something new at AvengerCon this weekend. 37 00:01:54,045 --> 00:01:56,586 I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel. Obviously. 38 00:01:56,836 --> 00:01:58,836 Anyway, that's all I got for this week. 39 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,378 Next week, I'm gonna kick off a special two-part series 40 00:02:01,461 --> 00:02:03,461 on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer. 41 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:05,670 Remember, new episodes drop every Wednesday. 42 00:02:05,753 --> 00:02:08,961 Be sure to like, comment and subscribe at Sloth Baby Productions. 43 00:02:20,961 --> 00:02:23,378 - MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan. - Coming, Ammi. 44 00:02:24,003 --> 00:02:26,753 MUNEEBA: Hurry up. You're going to be late for your driving test. 45 00:02:26,836 --> 00:02:28,628 (PRAYING IN URDU AND ARABIC) 46 00:02:28,795 --> 00:02:31,128 (IN ENGLISH) Aamir, if you don't stop praying long enough 47 00:02:31,211 --> 00:02:35,170 to put some food in your mouth, one day you will starve to death. 48 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,711 May Allah forgive you one day. 49 00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:39,795 MUNEEBA: Kamala, please don't forget to 50 00:02:39,878 --> 00:02:42,128 look at the mirrors every 15 seconds at least. 51 00:02:42,211 --> 00:02:43,253 Yes, yes, yes. 52 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:48,878 Oh, Kamala, my Kamala, the road is a long and winding one, 53 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,045 so never fully stop at stop signs. 54 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:53,086 - Way too early for poetry, Abbu. - (YUSUF LAUGHS) 55 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,336 YUSUF: All right, listen. 56 00:02:54,461 --> 00:02:56,720 You do know that you don't really 57 00:02:56,721 --> 00:02:58,336 have to look in the mirrors that often? 58 00:02:58,420 --> 00:02:59,670 Yes, she does. 59 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:01,925 Listen, just make sure that the instructor 60 00:03:01,926 --> 00:03:04,295 can see you move your head, okay? 61 00:03:04,378 --> 00:03:07,253 And remember to say Bismallah before you start the car. 62 00:03:07,336 --> 00:03:09,170 You're gonna need all the help you can get. 63 00:03:09,253 --> 00:03:10,670 Don't even have a license. 64 00:03:15,045 --> 00:03:17,170 How about you start by turning the car on? 65 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:21,920 - (ENGINE STARTS) - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 66 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:23,128 (MUSIC STOPS) 67 00:03:25,253 --> 00:03:26,753 INSTRUCTOR: Pull out whenever you're ready. 68 00:03:27,086 --> 00:03:28,086 Bismallah. 69 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:30,170 Bless you. 70 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:33,878 (ENGINE REVS) 71 00:03:34,586 --> 00:03:36,503 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 72 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:41,878 I don't think anyone saw. 73 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:45,961 That's my car. 74 00:03:48,003 --> 00:03:49,836 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 75 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,211 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 76 00:03:55,045 --> 00:03:56,378 MUNEEBA: You set her up to fail, 77 00:03:56,461 --> 00:03:59,170 having her drive in the street with all the other cars. 78 00:03:59,253 --> 00:04:01,336 I have taught her to drive myself. 79 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:03,878 Ma'am, because of your daughter, I'm walking home. 80 00:04:03,961 --> 00:04:05,670 Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me 81 00:04:05,753 --> 00:04:08,670 she didn't look in the mirrors enough for you and your clipboard? 82 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:10,211 I wouldn't say that's the problem. 83 00:04:10,378 --> 00:04:12,378 - BOTH: Oh! - Then you'll also say that 84 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,878 you expected her to signal at every single turn? 85 00:04:15,045 --> 00:04:16,128 (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah. 86 00:04:16,628 --> 00:04:18,586 - Choro ji. - Kamina kahika! 87 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:19,711 Give me my keys. 88 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,336 Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo. 89 00:04:23,795 --> 00:04:27,211 I'm so sorry that this family car, you know, that your father earned 90 00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:31,336 with his very hard-earned money, it has seen a lot of trauma. 91 00:04:31,628 --> 00:04:34,420 Hmm. I'm also sorry that you're not going to be able 92 00:04:34,503 --> 00:04:35,550 to help me with all the things 93 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,961 for your brother's wedding you said you would. 94 00:04:38,461 --> 00:04:41,170 This is my fault. This is all my fault. These are my genetics. 95 00:04:41,253 --> 00:04:42,625 I mean, I come from a long line 96 00:04:42,626 --> 00:04:45,045 of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers. 97 00:04:45,128 --> 00:04:46,420 My mother was one. 98 00:04:52,711 --> 00:04:54,295 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 99 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,961 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 100 00:05:00,545 --> 00:05:03,670 Camelia, glad you're not bruising from that dodgeball incident. 101 00:05:04,336 --> 00:05:05,336 Oh! 102 00:05:09,503 --> 00:05:11,670 GIRL: Why is she waving? That's weird. 103 00:05:13,295 --> 00:05:14,836 Hey, guys. 104 00:05:15,503 --> 00:05:18,586 I'm just gonna sneak in there and grab my chem text book. 105 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,545 GIRL 2: We're in the middle of something. One sec. 106 00:05:22,128 --> 00:05:24,503 I'll google the periodic table. Yeah. 107 00:05:28,003 --> 00:05:29,253 Rough morning all around. 108 00:05:29,336 --> 00:05:32,836 Had a bet you were gonna pass, so now I'm out 10 bucks. 109 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,753 I told my mom to stop texting you guys. 110 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:36,244 Plenty of people fail their driver's test. 111 00:05:36,245 --> 00:05:38,670 Instructors focus on the tiniest things. 112 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:40,336 I crashed my car into his car. 113 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,503 Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh... 114 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:48,545 - So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon. - No, no, no, Bruno. 115 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:51,830 A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers 116 00:05:51,831 --> 00:05:53,503 at the greatest fan event of the year. 117 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,961 My costume is near perfect, pending the final flourish. 118 00:05:56,045 --> 00:05:57,670 Still trying to think of that flourish? 119 00:05:57,753 --> 00:06:00,378 - It'll come to me any second now. - Sure it will. 120 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,211 - I'm sorry. I really do love you. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 121 00:06:04,461 --> 00:06:07,503 Got any plans this weekend? As of this morning, Kamala and I are free. 122 00:06:07,586 --> 00:06:08,586 KAMALA: No. 123 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:10,170 NAKIA: Are you inviting me to play Smash Bros? 124 00:06:10,295 --> 00:06:13,128 - Because if so, I'm busy. - Don't hate the player, hate the game. 125 00:06:13,211 --> 00:06:15,420 The thing is I do hate the game, though. 126 00:06:15,503 --> 00:06:17,628 - (GRUNTS) - ZOE: (EXCLAIMS) Really? 127 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,461 - Sorry, Zoe. - It's fine. 128 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,295 KAMALA: I like your jacket. 129 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:27,961 Thanks. I like your necklace. 130 00:06:28,503 --> 00:06:29,503 KAMALA: Thanks. 131 00:06:29,586 --> 00:06:31,586 It's actually my name in Arabic. 132 00:06:33,878 --> 00:06:35,545 Okay, see you later. 133 00:06:36,211 --> 00:06:38,461 Would it be super weird if we asked her for a ride to AvengerCon? 134 00:06:38,545 --> 00:06:39,545 - Yes. - Why? 135 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:41,420 Her mom used to drive us to school all the time. 136 00:06:41,878 --> 00:06:45,503 Because she is the absolute worst now that she has 100,000 followers. 137 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:46,586 80,000. 138 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:49,420 MAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Kamala Khan, please come to my office ASAP. 139 00:06:49,878 --> 00:06:52,586 You've done something very wrong. Just kidding. It is crazy that the 140 00:06:52,711 --> 00:06:53,836 whole school can hear this. 141 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,336 No, nothing is wrong. I just wanna chat. Can't wait. 142 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,961 - PS, this is Mr. Wilson. - Thank you, Mr. Wilson. 143 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,170 - (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) - (SLURPS) 144 00:07:02,503 --> 00:07:05,461 Okay, first off, I just wanna say 145 00:07:05,545 --> 00:07:06,545 I get it. 146 00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:08,878 You get what? 147 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:10,753 I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks. 148 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,211 Very funny. 149 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:18,035 But your teachers, you know, 150 00:07:18,036 --> 00:07:20,253 they're telling me you're doodling all day, 151 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:23,170 staring off into space in your little fantasy land. 152 00:07:23,253 --> 00:07:25,336 Hey. (SNAPS FINGERS) Oh... Really? 153 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,920 We truly started the meeting 30 seconds ago. 154 00:07:28,003 --> 00:07:30,711 - You gotta be with me, girl. - Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson. 155 00:07:30,795 --> 00:07:33,253 No. Mr. Wilson was my father. 156 00:07:34,503 --> 00:07:38,753 My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe. So, doesn't super-work. 157 00:07:38,836 --> 00:07:41,503 But let's talk about you. In junior year, 158 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,128 it's time to start really thinking about your future. 159 00:07:44,503 --> 00:07:46,365 I mean, college admissions are coming up, 160 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,086 before you know it, it's SATs, 161 00:07:48,253 --> 00:07:50,253 it's essays, it's applications. 162 00:07:50,378 --> 00:07:53,045 Do you volunteer? 'Cause college admissions eat that up. 163 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:56,586 I mean, of course, do it to help people too, but I mean... 164 00:07:56,670 --> 00:07:58,545 It helps. It does help. 165 00:08:00,586 --> 00:08:02,878 Oh, no. No, I'm not... 166 00:08:02,961 --> 00:08:04,503 You know I'm not trying to scare you, right? 167 00:08:04,586 --> 00:08:06,510 Do I have to figure out my whole future 168 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:08,795 before lunch or is there, like... 169 00:08:08,878 --> 00:08:11,795 I'm gonna give you a task. I want you to go home. 170 00:08:11,878 --> 00:08:14,045 Not right now, but after school. 171 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:17,336 Then you're gonna look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, 172 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:23,336 "Kamala, who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?" 173 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:27,628 - You're reciting lyrics from Mulan. - I am, I am. 174 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:28,711 You are. 175 00:08:28,836 --> 00:08:33,461 Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is right now, I see a girl divided. 176 00:08:33,836 --> 00:08:36,045 "Is she there or is she there? Where's Kamala?" 177 00:08:36,128 --> 00:08:39,295 Who knows? No one knows. I don't even know. I can't see. Where? 178 00:08:39,378 --> 00:08:42,086 And I know. I know fantasy's fun, fantasy's really fun. 179 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:46,878 But right now, I need you to pull yourself together and join reality. 180 00:08:51,253 --> 00:08:54,295 KAMALA: You know, the plan was perfect. I was gonna get my license. 181 00:08:54,378 --> 00:08:57,753 Then under the cover of stupid wedding errands, we just have, like, 182 00:08:57,836 --> 00:09:00,086 one pure, beautiful day of freedom at AvengerCon. 183 00:09:02,086 --> 00:09:04,670 - Guess there's always next year. - No, there's no next year. 184 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,253 This is the first one ever. And then future historians, 185 00:09:07,336 --> 00:09:11,211 they're gonna start writing about it, and where does it start? Here. 186 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,503 Okay? There's not gonna be another first AvengerCon ever again. Never. 187 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:20,211 - Switch to the back-up plan then. - You have a back-up plan? 188 00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:23,670 What's... What's your back-up plan? 189 00:09:25,336 --> 00:09:26,795 In concept, it is pretty easy. 190 00:09:26,878 --> 00:09:29,920 But it's gonna take a lot of finesse and subtlety on your part. 191 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,420 And you just aren't... 192 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,961 - I can be subtle. - You can be subtle? 193 00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:40,003 Okay. Listen, you enter your home, you sit down at the dinner table, 194 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:43,711 smile, and you ask your mom. 195 00:09:43,795 --> 00:09:46,045 - You're an idiot. - I'm not. I'm actually a genius. 196 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:49,170 So, can we stop acting like your mom is Darth Vader? 197 00:09:49,961 --> 00:09:52,170 Every single thing I love, she seems to hate. 198 00:09:52,253 --> 00:09:55,378 And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of, you know, weirdo. 199 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:57,628 You are a weirdo. Whoa! 200 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,086 What? 201 00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,628 If I'm weird, you're weirder. 202 00:10:00,711 --> 00:10:05,003 I know. But more importantly, I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing. 203 00:10:06,003 --> 00:10:08,170 I put the rest of it together, but okay. 204 00:10:08,503 --> 00:10:09,920 - So... - You think we'll win? 205 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:12,086 KAMALA: Please. We're going, we're conquering. 206 00:10:12,795 --> 00:10:16,045 And we're high-fiving in slow motion. 207 00:10:17,211 --> 00:10:20,211 Bruno, I still need to figure out my final flourish for my costume. 208 00:10:20,295 --> 00:10:22,045 - Any ideas? - BRUNO: Okay. 209 00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:23,920 How about steampunk Captain Marvel? 210 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:25,961 - Steampunk is dead. - Okay, fine. 211 00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:29,586 How about a mashup? Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel? 212 00:10:29,711 --> 00:10:32,753 Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel. I can, like, wear a cape. 213 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,336 - BRUNO: Capes are cool. - Even Asgardian. 214 00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:36,878 You know, be like a badass Valkyrie, ride a horse. 215 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:38,795 I can't build you a horse, but otherwise... 216 00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:41,003 You can build me sloth baby wings. That's very me. 217 00:10:41,086 --> 00:10:43,878 Completely you. Wings, a little tiara. 218 00:10:43,961 --> 00:10:45,753 - BOY: Playing here. - Captain Princess Marvel. 219 00:10:45,836 --> 00:10:48,461 No princesses. I'm sorry. You know what's even better? 220 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,045 - What? - Zombie Captain Marvel. 221 00:10:50,128 --> 00:10:54,003 I could be like, "I'll eat your brains. But I also have super powers." 222 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:56,878 Okay. Hey, let's never do that zombie impersonation again. 223 00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:05,336 MUNEEBA: Hi, Kamala beta. How are you? Hmm? How was school? 224 00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:09,170 Apparently I have four days to figure out my whole future, so that's... 225 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,420 Don't be so dramatic, Kamala. 226 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,753 (SCOFFS) What are you watching? Turn that off. 227 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,211 - Is this from Nani? - Must be things for the baat paaki. 228 00:11:22,295 --> 00:11:25,003 Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please. 229 00:11:26,711 --> 00:11:28,461 Why'd she also send all this junk? 230 00:11:28,545 --> 00:11:31,253 I'd like to tell you that it's because she's growing old, 231 00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:33,170 but she's always been this way. 232 00:11:33,253 --> 00:11:36,336 She doesn't want to die before passing on all her junk to us. 233 00:11:36,628 --> 00:11:38,628 Aamir, have you lost your ears? 234 00:11:39,378 --> 00:11:41,836 This is so cool. Is this Nani's? 235 00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:49,295 That is junk. 236 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:56,378 Aamir, here. Take this and put it in the attic right now, 237 00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:58,253 and then unpack the groceries. 238 00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:01,878 - Why can't Kamala do it? - She's going to help me with my errands. 239 00:12:01,961 --> 00:12:03,795 - You know the ones for your wedding? - I am? 240 00:12:03,878 --> 00:12:06,961 Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go. Attic, and with me. 241 00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:09,836 - Chalo, Kamala, let's go. - Don't mess up those errands. 242 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,836 MUNEEBA: Let's go. No time today. 243 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,295 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 244 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,003 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 245 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,295 Kamala. (EXCLAIMS) 246 00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:41,295 (MEAT SIZZLING) 247 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,795 - What's up, Najaf? - NAJAF: What's going on, Kamala? 248 00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:45,420 - Amma ji, kaisi hain? - MUNEEBA: Bilkul. 249 00:12:45,628 --> 00:12:47,128 Flying vultures in Armani suits 250 00:12:47,211 --> 00:12:48,545 buying up the whole neighborhood. 251 00:12:48,628 --> 00:12:51,045 Maybe we'll actually get a Halal Guys this time. 252 00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:53,670 They charge you for extra sauce at Halal Guys. 253 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:00,420 MAN: You're too short. 254 00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:02,586 She's not too short. This thing is too long. 255 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,628 AUNTIE RUBY: Shakat, mere kapre taiyar hain? 256 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,378 Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji. 257 00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:08,586 Wa alaikum salaam. 258 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,336 - Wedding shopping, I see. - Mmm-hmm. 259 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,253 Did you hear about Fatima's engagement? Broken. 260 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,378 Oi, what happened? 261 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,753 She decided that she wasn't ready for commitment. 262 00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:19,920 So now she's off gallivanting through Europe to "discover" herself. 263 00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:22,420 What does she have to discover about herself? 264 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,503 KAMALA: Good for her. 265 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,905 I mean, she wanted to travel the world 266 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,378 and she went for it. So that's cool. 267 00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:31,795 (CHUCKLES) She's trouble, this one. 268 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:32,878 BOTH: Mmm-hmm. 269 00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:36,628 She's going to discover that she doesn't have a ring on her finger. 270 00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:37,961 And then I saw her. 271 00:13:38,086 --> 00:13:39,760 She was getting very comfortable 272 00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:42,920 with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium. 273 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:47,878 - You're too short for that, Jaanu. - Yes, you really are too short for that. 274 00:13:48,753 --> 00:13:50,836 - Handsome, huh? - Oh, yeah, Mr. K. 275 00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:54,461 Okay. But what will this do? 276 00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:56,188 So this is a security camera, okay? 277 00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:58,586 So you can see who's home from your phone. 278 00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:01,253 - From my phone? - Oh, yeah, from your phone. 279 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,420 We're living in the future. (LAUGHS) 280 00:14:03,503 --> 00:14:06,961 So, I made this myself. Okay? This is the Zuzu system. 281 00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:10,045 It connects all your devices and I added some new features. 282 00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:12,753 All you have to say is "Zuzu" and tell it what you want. 283 00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,503 So... Zuzu, turn off the lights. 284 00:14:16,503 --> 00:14:17,503 (YUSUF EXCLAIMS) 285 00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:20,253 - And I programmed it to understand Urdu. - Urdu? 286 00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:21,670 Yeah. Zuzu. 287 00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:23,336 Batti kolo. 288 00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:25,711 (EXCLAIMS) Waah! 289 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,711 - This is magic. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 290 00:14:27,795 --> 00:14:30,045 Cool? This is absolute magic. 291 00:14:30,128 --> 00:14:31,753 - Hi, Bruno beta. - BRUNO: Hey. 292 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,170 Are you staying for dinner? 293 00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:36,045 - No, no, I got some work. - Okay, I'll pack you something to go. 294 00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:38,711 - No, no, I'm good. - MUNEEBA: No, no, of course I will. 295 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,128 - Hey. - How was it? 296 00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:43,545 Don't mention Belgium or any guy named Rob. 297 00:14:43,628 --> 00:14:47,336 Did you ask her about AvengerCon? Kamala, ask her. Just ask her. 298 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,586 Bruno, there's a spicy one at the bottom for Nonna. 299 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:51,670 - Okay? - BRUNO: Oh, my gosh. 300 00:14:51,753 --> 00:14:54,295 - How did you do that so fast? - (LAUGHS) 301 00:14:54,378 --> 00:14:57,086 You stick to the gizmos, beta. This is my secret. 302 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:58,295 Okay. I'll see you soon. 303 00:14:58,378 --> 00:14:59,378 - See you soon. - YUSUF: Muneeba. 304 00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:00,628 MUNEEBA: Haan? Bolo. 305 00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:01,836 (WHISPERS) Ask her. 306 00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:06,461 YUSUF: Zuzu, switch to sports channel. 307 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,300 So, Bruno has made this 308 00:15:09,301 --> 00:15:12,378 and he's connected all the devices to this Zuzu. 309 00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:14,128 - MUNEEBA: Okay. - Watch this. 310 00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:15,836 - Abbu. - Ah, defensive... 311 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,378 - Ammi. - MUNEEBA: Mmm? 312 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:19,920 So, there's this thing called AvengerCon. 313 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,503 You know, it's really something incredible. 314 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:26,753 It's never been done before. It's, like, the first fan event 315 00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:30,753 celebrating our great heroes of our time and it's totally historic, 316 00:15:30,836 --> 00:15:33,711 and it's, like, very educational. And Bruno is, um... 317 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:36,670 Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff, you know, so he's... 318 00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:41,753 He really wants to go and he asked me if I wanna tag along 319 00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:45,836 so that, you know, he's not alone, because poor Bruno, right? 320 00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:47,878 He doesn't have much of a family. 321 00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:52,670 - Zuzu, TV rokna. - So you want to go to a party, at night? 322 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,378 - Is this a joke? - No. 323 00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:58,128 Is Bruno recording this for Internet? 324 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,628 No. It's... I'm 16. 325 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,503 Look, I promise I won't do anything stupid. 326 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,920 - You do trust me, right? - No. I don't trust you. 327 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,961 - Of course she does. - No, I don't. 328 00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:18,420 She does. We do. It's just that we don't trust anyone else. 329 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,780 You're still young and there are so many 330 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,461 strange people roaming around at night. 331 00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:23,878 Or strange boys. 332 00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:26,420 Thinking God knows know what and drinking God knows what. 333 00:16:26,503 --> 00:16:28,670 It's not a party, it's a convention. 334 00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,878 And what exactly will you be doing there? 335 00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:33,045 There's a lot of stuff, actually. 336 00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,420 There's, like, this cosplay competition which is... 337 00:16:35,503 --> 00:16:38,128 It's, like, this historical reenactment. 338 00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:41,545 YUSUF: And how exactly will you be dressed? 339 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,420 (SOFTLY) As Captain Marvel. 340 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,503 Huh? 341 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:48,586 - Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel. - Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah. 342 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,253 - Hey, salaam, everyone. - She's a hero. 343 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,420 - In a very tight suit. - It's not that tight. 344 00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:54,586 Yes, it is. 345 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:57,670 It's not like I'm asking to go to a party and do cocaine. 346 00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:01,461 Not a lot of salaam here, huh? 347 00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:04,378 Now, if it was him asking... 348 00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,770 Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. 349 00:17:07,771 --> 00:17:11,971 Do what you want, Aamir beta. Please, please." 350 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:13,659 But me, no, because I can't do 351 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,711 a single normal teenage thing in this house, right? 352 00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,586 Come on, beta. You're not normal. 353 00:17:17,711 --> 00:17:18,711 (GROANS) 354 00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:22,461 Beta, I meant you're special. 355 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:24,836 (SIGHS) 356 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,920 (DOOR CLOSES) 357 00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:36,503 Knock, please. 358 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:39,878 AAMIR: Brought you some chai. 359 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,211 Look, that was a bold move. 360 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:50,170 Not very well thought out, but I respect you for trying. 361 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,586 You know, all she does to me is say no. 362 00:17:52,711 --> 00:17:56,003 It's, like, where is this out of proportion worry for you? 363 00:17:58,503 --> 00:18:00,045 - I'll talk to them. - Really? 364 00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,711 - Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic. - Thank you. 365 00:18:04,336 --> 00:18:05,628 - (EXHALES) - I got you. 366 00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,003 Night, Tiny K. 367 00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:14,503 You want me to turn off the lights or are you still afraid of the djinn? 368 00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:18,586 - Okay, I'm not 12. - This says you're 12. Good night. 369 00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,045 (DOOR CLOSES) 370 00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:38,003 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 371 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,211 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 372 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,586 (SIGHS) 373 00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:01,503 (EXHALES) 374 00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:04,628 AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged. 375 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,378 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 376 00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:28,670 (SIGHS) 377 00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:17,170 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 378 00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:18,461 Just a second. 379 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,670 MUNEEBA: Kamala, what are you doing? 380 00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:26,211 Stretching. 381 00:20:26,628 --> 00:20:28,295 - Stretching? - Yeah. 382 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:32,545 So, your brother told us about your Avengers party. 383 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,586 - He did? - Yes. 384 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:37,378 And even though it will be a distraction from your studies, 385 00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:40,211 and there will be lot of haram going on there, Kamala, 386 00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:43,920 we have decided to let you go. 387 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:49,086 - Really? Really? Really? - Yes, but there are special conditions. 388 00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:51,070 Your Abbu will drive you there 389 00:20:51,071 --> 00:20:54,003 and he will go inside with you for two hours. 390 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,170 And as far as your dressing goes, 391 00:20:57,878 --> 00:20:59,711 I have a surprise for you. 392 00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:03,295 The Hulk. (LAUGHS) 393 00:21:03,711 --> 00:21:05,961 Wait, wait. Best is yet to come. 394 00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:07,045 Ta-da! 395 00:21:07,336 --> 00:21:09,003 Oye, chak de phatte! 396 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,836 (YUSUF ROARING) 397 00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:14,128 (BOTH LAUGH) 398 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,045 See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk. 399 00:21:17,461 --> 00:21:19,961 Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk! 400 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:24,753 - So cute you all will look. - Oh, my God. Okay, it's... 401 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920 Mmm. 402 00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:29,878 There's no big Hulk, little Hulk. It's just not... 403 00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:32,670 - They are all heroes. - This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay? 404 00:21:32,753 --> 00:21:36,295 Come on, bacchi. Can't you make an exception for Abbu? 405 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,378 I can't wear a salwar kameez to AvengerCon, okay? 406 00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:41,253 And you can't come with me, 407 00:21:41,336 --> 00:21:44,336 not dressed like that, because it is so humiliating. 408 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:54,753 - Okay, I didn't mean it like that. - MUNEEBA: Bas, Kamala. 409 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,878 If you don't go with your dad, you're not going at all. 410 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,086 I made this for you. 411 00:22:02,878 --> 00:22:03,930 You're not going to dress up 412 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,545 like all those other girls in skimpy outfits. 413 00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:08,336 That is not you. 414 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,086 Abbu. 415 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,628 You're not going. 416 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,420 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 417 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,670 KAMALA: So the worst thing that could happen has happened. 418 00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,503 Is that code for "I fell into the Hudson for the third time"? 419 00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:49,045 That's "Black Sloth Down." And I fell in once, okay? 420 00:22:49,128 --> 00:22:52,336 - Twice. - (SIGHS) It means everything sucks. 421 00:22:54,336 --> 00:22:55,670 Meet me on the roof in 10. 422 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,295 - You've never even seen them like that. - Like what? Like, mad? 423 00:23:03,503 --> 00:23:06,753 Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry. 424 00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,170 Mr. Khan crying? That's not good. That's... 425 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:12,211 Yeah, but listen. 426 00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:15,420 Your mom and dad, they're gonna calm down, okay? 427 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,003 You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine. 428 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,420 Yeah, but maybe they're right. 429 00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:25,586 Maybe I spend too much time with fan art, 430 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,795 and costumes and with my head stuck in fantasy land. So... 431 00:23:28,878 --> 00:23:30,378 - Who is "they"? - My mom. 432 00:23:30,836 --> 00:23:33,336 My teachers. Mr. Wilson. 433 00:23:33,503 --> 00:23:34,628 Everyone. 434 00:23:34,961 --> 00:23:36,820 There was a girl who decided 435 00:23:36,821 --> 00:23:38,128 she wanted to go backpacking around Europe. 436 00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:40,795 And you would literally think she joined a death cult 437 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,586 given the way all the aunties just gossip about her. 438 00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:46,878 I'm lost. What does that have to do with AvengerCon? 439 00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:50,045 Because dressing up as Captain Marvel is weird. 440 00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:52,336 - No, it's not. - It is childish. 441 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,003 And I know that, okay? 442 00:23:54,086 --> 00:23:56,045 And let's be honest, it's not really 443 00:23:56,128 --> 00:23:58,711 the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. 444 00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:02,086 Sure they do. 445 00:24:05,795 --> 00:24:07,211 You're Kamala Khan. 446 00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:10,420 You wanna save the world? 447 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:13,461 Then you're gonna save the world. 448 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:24,295 With the right equipment, of course. Speaking of, newest prototype. 449 00:24:24,378 --> 00:24:26,128 (KAMALA GASPS) 450 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:28,711 - Are those Photon gloves? - Yeah. 451 00:24:29,628 --> 00:24:31,253 - Do you want them or... (LAUGHS) - Yes. 452 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,670 Oh, my God. You made these? 453 00:24:33,753 --> 00:24:36,170 - Yeah. I mean, do you like them? - Yes. 454 00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:41,628 Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations." I like it. Has a nice ring to it. 455 00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:44,670 - How do they turn on? - Right here. Bow! 456 00:24:44,753 --> 00:24:47,920 - See? - This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up. 457 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,628 - We're getting up. - We're getting up. 458 00:24:49,711 --> 00:24:51,670 Listen, they don't shoot real photon blasts. 459 00:24:51,753 --> 00:24:53,795 - I'm ready. - Oh, we're fighting? 460 00:24:54,545 --> 00:24:56,211 - (BOTH GRUNTING) - Oh, my gosh. Oh! 461 00:25:14,878 --> 00:25:16,086 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 462 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,545 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 463 00:25:20,545 --> 00:25:22,170 Zoe! You did that on purpose. 464 00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:23,545 - No, I did not. - Yes, you... 465 00:25:30,711 --> 00:25:33,753 (GIRLS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING) 466 00:25:40,878 --> 00:25:43,211 YUSUF: You're supposed to be the latest in technology? 467 00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:45,461 Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say. 468 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,920 What is it that I'm saying you can't understand? 469 00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:49,588 I'm speaking in English, not code. 470 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,461 So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay. 471 00:25:52,545 --> 00:25:54,628 - KAMALA: Good night, Abbu. - Sleep tight, beta. 472 00:25:54,878 --> 00:25:57,795 Zuzu, please, switch the TV... 473 00:25:58,128 --> 00:25:59,211 (YUSUF EXCLAIMS) 474 00:25:59,295 --> 00:26:03,045 Kamala, please tell Bruno this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn. 475 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,378 He needs to fix it. 476 00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:08,253 (GRUMBLES) Zuzu, television, switch it on. 477 00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:11,503 If I can't leave the house to go to AvengerCon, 478 00:26:11,586 --> 00:26:13,670 I'll go to AvengerCon without leaving the house. 479 00:26:15,086 --> 00:26:16,711 How many slushies have you had today? 480 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:19,628 Because all that red dye three, it's making your brain... 481 00:26:20,878 --> 00:26:22,420 Look, it's illusions, old friend. 482 00:26:22,503 --> 00:26:24,378 You set up the smart house stuff for my dad, 483 00:26:24,461 --> 00:26:27,545 so you're basically our inside man. 484 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,086 - This is the plan. - Kamala, you're the best sister ever. 485 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,170 Honestly, you should have been an only child. 486 00:26:33,253 --> 00:26:35,961 Kamala is the best daughter in the whole wide world. 487 00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:39,503 - (LAUGHING) - Stop, please. I'm shy. 488 00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:42,586 KAMALA: 5:49 p.m., I gracefully excuse myself. 489 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:45,670 And as my family celebrates my existence, I go to my bedroom. 490 00:26:45,753 --> 00:26:46,753 And it's... 491 00:26:47,545 --> 00:26:49,878 - Are you following? - Yes. Keep going. 492 00:26:50,336 --> 00:26:51,920 KAMALA: 5:55, I suit up in the greatest 493 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,503 Captain Marvel costume the Earth has ever seen... 494 00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:56,545 Don't worry, it'll be finished by then, I hope. 495 00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:59,200 Then I make my way out of the house undetected 496 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,586 but extremely impressive where 497 00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:02,890 you'll be waiting in your costume, which better be awesome. 498 00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:04,461 Don't embarrass me. 499 00:27:04,545 --> 00:27:06,420 - BRUNO: Me embarrass you? - KAMALA: Yeah, I said it. 500 00:27:07,253 --> 00:27:10,045 Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans. 501 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,045 But what if your parents go into your room? 502 00:27:12,753 --> 00:27:14,545 - That's where you come in, right? - What? 503 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:17,086 KAMALA: You and your fancy Zuzu system are going to be my cover. 504 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:19,170 - So, when there's a knock on the door... - (KNOCK AT DOOR) 505 00:27:19,295 --> 00:27:21,295 - Don't come in. I'm changing. - (YUSUF EXCLAIMS) 506 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,003 Finally, you being a genius is coming in handy. 507 00:27:23,086 --> 00:27:24,086 YUSUF: Sorry, beta. Sorry. 508 00:27:24,961 --> 00:27:26,628 BRUNO: What do you mean "finally?" 509 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,836 KAMALA: 6:30, we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh. 510 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,086 And it might be a tight window but we're gonna do it with style. 511 00:27:32,753 --> 00:27:35,711 BRUNO: Wait... Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus? 512 00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:39,586 KAMALA: Dream bigger, Bruno! 513 00:27:41,586 --> 00:27:43,378 It's gonna be epic. 514 00:27:43,711 --> 00:27:45,336 (HORN HONKS) 515 00:27:47,003 --> 00:27:50,336 We get on the bus just in time. Everyone stares at us in awe 516 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,878 because we look back at them and their costumes are just... Meh. 517 00:27:53,045 --> 00:27:54,045 Okay. 518 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,430 Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous 519 00:27:56,431 --> 00:27:58,920 60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon. 520 00:28:03,045 --> 00:28:04,795 Then at 8:00 p.m., the real reason we're here, 521 00:28:04,878 --> 00:28:06,961 the reason I learnt to sew and you learnt to airbrush. 522 00:28:07,045 --> 00:28:08,045 The cosplay competition. 523 00:28:08,128 --> 00:28:10,030 I win, obviously. We collect my crown 524 00:28:10,031 --> 00:28:12,003 and I'm assuming it's made of real diamonds. 525 00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:13,128 BRUNO: It's definitely not. 526 00:28:13,211 --> 00:28:15,003 KAMALA: Then after a few quick photos with fans, 527 00:28:15,086 --> 00:28:17,711 maybe some chats with the press, we bounce. 528 00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:22,795 I'll sneak back into my room just before my dad comes in at 9:22 p.m. 529 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,170 That's the plan. Got it? 530 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,961 So your plan is take the bus. 531 00:28:37,503 --> 00:28:39,878 All this, and that's your note? Really? 532 00:28:40,336 --> 00:28:43,836 Does how we get there matter if you haven't finished your costume yet? 533 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,961 They want you to bring some of you to Captain Marvel, right? 534 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,253 So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea 535 00:28:51,336 --> 00:28:53,878 but maybe something Pakistani? 536 00:28:55,503 --> 00:28:57,295 (METAL CREAKING) 537 00:29:02,753 --> 00:29:05,003 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 538 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:39,795 Oh, my God, Aamir. (CHUCKLES) 539 00:29:48,545 --> 00:29:50,795 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 540 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,336 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 541 00:30:10,753 --> 00:30:12,182 Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening. 542 00:30:12,183 --> 00:30:14,711 Nice. Say hi to her parents from me. 543 00:30:14,795 --> 00:30:15,795 Yeh le lo ji aap. 544 00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:17,795 And which is why I always say, 545 00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:21,336 between the authorities and us the people, we are to blame. 546 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,961 And that is why the salamanders are almost extinct in Pakistan. 547 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,003 Which is why I'm also so worried about the plight of the parrots. 548 00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:32,211 Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me I have a biology report 549 00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,503 that's due tomorrow. So... 550 00:30:33,586 --> 00:30:36,586 Beta, you gotta listen to me what I have to tell you about parrots. 551 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,670 KAMALA: Nope. 552 00:30:41,128 --> 00:30:42,170 - (GRUNTS) - (THUDS) 553 00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:49,795 (EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS) 554 00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:51,961 (GROANS) 555 00:30:52,211 --> 00:30:53,211 Are you okay? 556 00:30:54,545 --> 00:30:55,545 Come on. 557 00:30:56,961 --> 00:30:59,253 - That was my way back in. - I know. We missed the bus. 558 00:30:59,336 --> 00:31:02,336 We can still make the next one, but if we miss it, it's game over. 559 00:31:15,211 --> 00:31:16,628 BRUNO: No, no. Come on, come on. 560 00:31:29,003 --> 00:31:31,795 Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike. Come on, man. Open the door. 561 00:31:32,461 --> 00:31:33,461 Dude. 562 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:38,378 How likely is it I'm gonna find it there when I get back? 563 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,336 In Jersey City? 564 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:43,878 Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance. 565 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:47,253 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 566 00:31:53,253 --> 00:31:54,461 (BOTH GROAN) 567 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:56,295 (KAMALA LAUGHS) 568 00:31:59,295 --> 00:32:00,795 AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged. 569 00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:05,211 - BRUNO: We made it. We made it. - WOMAN: Yeah! 570 00:32:08,045 --> 00:32:09,253 BRUNO AND KAMALA: Sorry. 571 00:32:09,836 --> 00:32:12,086 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 572 00:32:25,295 --> 00:32:26,461 Oh, my God. 573 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,086 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 574 00:32:34,128 --> 00:32:36,295 (GRUNTING) Yeah! 575 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,878 - (GRUNTS) - (BELL DINGS) 576 00:32:54,336 --> 00:32:55,378 Hey. 577 00:33:00,961 --> 00:33:02,461 - BRUNO: Thank you. - KAMALA: Thank you. 578 00:33:09,295 --> 00:33:11,461 - (KAMALA GROWLS, LAUGHS) - (BRUNO EXCLAIMING) 579 00:33:17,211 --> 00:33:19,045 (HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 580 00:33:29,045 --> 00:33:30,211 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 581 00:33:30,461 --> 00:33:31,920 AUTOMATED VOICE: Motion detected. 582 00:33:33,003 --> 00:33:34,711 (MUNEEBA LAUGHING ON PHONE) 583 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,461 - Aamir's out for the evening. - Mmm-hmm. 584 00:33:41,545 --> 00:33:43,253 - Kamala is in her room. - (MUNEEBA CHUCKLES) 585 00:33:43,336 --> 00:33:45,045 - (YUSUF GROWLS) - (LAUGHS) Aah! 586 00:33:45,128 --> 00:33:47,461 (MUNEEBA EXCLAIMS) 587 00:33:47,836 --> 00:33:49,295 (MUNEEBA LAUGHS ON PHONE) 588 00:33:49,545 --> 00:33:51,753 ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, the Captain Marvel cosplay contest. 589 00:33:51,836 --> 00:33:52,836 Showtime. 590 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,003 ANNOUNCER: First place gets a... 591 00:33:54,086 --> 00:33:56,836 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 592 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,461 Here you go. 593 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:08,003 - KAMALA: Is that Zoe? - You guys look amazing. 594 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:09,836 Why is she here? 595 00:34:10,586 --> 00:34:13,586 - The costume's not even accurate. - She doesn't even like the Avengers. 596 00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:15,086 It's okay. It's okay, okay? 597 00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:16,711 KAMALA: I have to compete against her now? 598 00:34:16,795 --> 00:34:19,461 Don't worry about it. It's your time to shine. Literally. 599 00:34:19,545 --> 00:34:21,878 - You have the gloves? - Yeah. They're in my bag. 600 00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:23,670 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 601 00:34:41,086 --> 00:34:43,711 ANNOUNCER: Last call for the Captain Marvel cosplay competition. 602 00:34:44,128 --> 00:34:47,211 Cosplayers, please line up on the side of the stage. 603 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,420 AvengerCon, give it up. Amazing Captain America cosplayers. 604 00:34:52,503 --> 00:34:55,628 Thank you, Captain America cosplayers. Congratulations to the winner. 605 00:34:55,711 --> 00:34:58,503 You guys are all good to go. We're kicking things off... 606 00:34:58,586 --> 00:34:59,586 Hi. 607 00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:04,211 Wow. You look great. Yeah, good. 608 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,420 - What are you wearing? - It's Bruce Banner. 609 00:35:07,378 --> 00:35:09,878 - What is that? - My personal self-expression. 610 00:35:09,961 --> 00:35:11,003 Oh, cool. Okay. 611 00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:14,753 Yeah, but I can't get it on. It's, like, sealed shut for some reason. 612 00:35:16,836 --> 00:35:18,711 - Where are the gloves? - Oh, they're just... 613 00:35:22,295 --> 00:35:23,836 Crap. I left it in the bathroom. 614 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,211 This is our final final call for contestants to the stage. 615 00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:29,628 I'm gonna run and get it. 616 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:32,878 No, we don't have time. You gotta go. It's good. It's fine. 617 00:35:33,336 --> 00:35:35,586 You got the bangle. Put it on. 618 00:35:36,295 --> 00:35:37,295 (CLEARS THROAT) 619 00:35:37,461 --> 00:35:40,378 Take your phones out. Show them the love. They are here. 620 00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:41,461 Got it. 621 00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:48,086 (ENERGY PULSATING) 622 00:36:16,295 --> 00:36:18,586 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 623 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,878 - Did you see that? - Come on. You gotta go. 624 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:22,420 ANNOUNCER: ...amazing Captain Marvel. 625 00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:25,586 And we've got a final Captain Marvel coming to the stage right now. 626 00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:27,753 (ALL CHEERING) 627 00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:37,086 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 628 00:36:41,461 --> 00:36:42,628 KAMALA: Oh, God. 629 00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:52,628 Come on, come on. 630 00:37:02,170 --> 00:37:03,253 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 631 00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:10,878 (GRUNTING) 632 00:37:18,878 --> 00:37:20,086 (GRUNTS) 633 00:37:20,211 --> 00:37:21,253 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 634 00:37:22,961 --> 00:37:23,961 Oh, my God. 635 00:37:25,753 --> 00:37:27,295 (ALL CHEERING) 636 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,295 ANNOUNCER: Uh, all right. Well, good luck following that, everybody. 637 00:37:38,503 --> 00:37:40,795 (METAL CREAKING) 638 00:37:48,253 --> 00:37:49,503 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 639 00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:01,586 (ALL CLAMORING) 640 00:38:02,336 --> 00:38:05,253 Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume was gonna make people stare. 641 00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,836 Oh, my God. Are you available to book for parties? 642 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,128 You wanna take a picture? I'll tag you. I follow back. 643 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:18,461 - Mostly. - Move. 644 00:38:19,545 --> 00:38:20,878 (ZOE SCREAMING) 645 00:38:21,045 --> 00:38:24,545 ZOE: Oh, my God! Help me! Help me! 646 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:25,836 (ZOE SCREAMING) 647 00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:34,586 (KAMALA GRUNTS) 648 00:38:37,336 --> 00:38:39,170 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 649 00:38:45,295 --> 00:38:48,128 BRUNO: What was that? Are you okay? We need to go. 650 00:38:50,211 --> 00:38:52,003 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 651 00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,878 (SIRENS WAILING) 652 00:39:03,003 --> 00:39:05,503 BRUNO: What just happened? I don't even know what to say. 653 00:39:06,295 --> 00:39:08,586 KAMALA: Okay, Bruno, I actually have powers. 654 00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,670 Okay. Come on. Help me up. 655 00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:20,503 BRUNO: Ready? Three, two, one. 656 00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:22,170 - Go. - KAMALA: Oh, gosh. 657 00:39:22,253 --> 00:39:23,253 (BRUNO GRUNTS) 658 00:39:26,086 --> 00:39:27,420 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 659 00:39:27,545 --> 00:39:29,753 Did that come out of your foot? Are you okay? 660 00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:31,920 Hey, keep me updated. And text me everything. 661 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:33,545 KAMALA: So weird. Hey. 662 00:39:34,128 --> 00:39:37,253 - Please don't tell anyone. - Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone. 663 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,753 - Never ever? - Never ever ever. 664 00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:58,628 MUNEEBA: Kamala. 665 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:02,753 Where have you been? 666 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,128 What are you doing? 667 00:40:08,878 --> 00:40:11,086 I'm not recognizing you. 668 00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:16,670 Who is this rebellious girl sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me? 669 00:40:17,461 --> 00:40:18,878 I'm not trying to be rebellious. 670 00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:21,086 MUNEEBA: And I'm trying to protect you from yourself. 671 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:25,545 I've seen what happens when people get obsessed with their fantasies. 672 00:40:25,628 --> 00:40:28,836 I know you're just gonna tell me some story about Nani and... 673 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,086 (MUNEEBA LAUGHS WRYLY) 674 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:33,253 So you knew what I was going to say tonight, huh? 675 00:40:34,753 --> 00:40:36,475 And you knew that it would betray me, 676 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:39,170 but you still went and did it anyway. 677 00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:44,920 - Sorry. - It's time to stop fantasizing. 678 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:51,211 I wish that you would just focus on you. 679 00:40:51,711 --> 00:40:55,461 Your grades. Your family. Your story. 680 00:40:55,628 --> 00:40:58,920 I mean, who do you want to be in this world, huh? 681 00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:04,128 Do you want to be good, like we raised you to be, 682 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:07,420 or do you want to be some, you know, 683 00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:11,253 this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person? 684 00:41:18,045 --> 00:41:19,503 You think about that. 685 00:41:22,961 --> 00:41:23,961 (DOOR CLOSES) 686 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:56,253 Cosmic. 687 00:42:01,961 --> 00:42:03,961 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 688 00:43:54,336 --> 00:43:56,336 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 689 00:44:00,795 --> 00:44:02,336 DEEVER: Check this out. 690 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,545 - Teenage girl at AvengerCon. - CLEARY: AvengerCon? 691 00:44:06,628 --> 00:44:08,711 A cosplayer with too much time on their hands. 692 00:44:08,795 --> 00:44:11,670 Not this one. I've never seen powers like that. 693 00:44:12,836 --> 00:44:14,170 CLEARY: Whoa. 694 00:44:15,711 --> 00:44:17,086 Yeah, bring her in. 695 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 55303

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