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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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KAMALA: Finally, the moment
everyone has been waiting for.
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The final chapter to my 10-part series
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on Earth's mightiest
hero, Captain Marvel.
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Hulk smash.
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This week, we're focusing
on the battle of Earth.
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Now we all know the story.
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The Avengers were trying
to save the world,
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but if we're being honest here,
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they were losing, badly.
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Alien ships invading, Thanos
being a jerk about magical Stones.
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- Our heroes were done for.
- (GULPS)
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KAMALA: Until...
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Captain Marvel blasted in!
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Now who was this glorious,
well-coiffed hero?
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Due to my extensive research
and my diligent studying
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of Scott Lang's podcast interviews,
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who seems like a pretty cool guy.
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I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel
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and I know at least
three things to be true.
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One, she blasted through Thanos's
fleet like a flaming angel.
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And you know what? She
looked good doing it.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Two, she, like, punched
Thanos right in the face.
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MAN: You're finished!
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KAMALA: No offence to any
of the other Avengers,
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but I really don't think
they could've done that.
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And three, sometimes,
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someone can come out of nowhere
and do something amazing.
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I know some of you think, "Well,
she abandoned the people of Earth."
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But look, it's not true.
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Obviously we don't know
exactly what she's been up to.
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But maybe she just
needed a break, you know?
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Can a woman just live, hmm?
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Maybe we'll learn something
new at AvengerCon this weekend.
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I'm gonna be dressed as
Captain Marvel. Obviously.
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Anyway, that's all I got for this week.
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Next week, I'm gonna kick
off a special two-part series
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on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer.
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Remember, new episodes
drop every Wednesday.
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Be sure to like, comment and
subscribe at Sloth Baby Productions.
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- MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan.
- Coming, Ammi.
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MUNEEBA: Hurry up. You're going
to be late for your driving test.
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(PRAYING IN URDU AND ARABIC)
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(IN ENGLISH) Aamir, if you
don't stop praying long enough
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to put some food in your mouth,
one day you will starve to death.
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May Allah forgive you one day.
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MUNEEBA: Kamala, please don't forget to
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look at the mirrors
every 15 seconds at least.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, Kamala, my Kamala, the
road is a long and winding one,
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so never fully stop at stop signs.
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- Way too early for poetry, Abbu.
- (YUSUF LAUGHS)
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YUSUF: All right, listen.
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You do know that you don't really
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have to look in the mirrors that often?
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Yes, she does.
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Listen, just make sure
that the instructor
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can see you move your head, okay?
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And remember to say Bismallah
before you start the car.
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You're gonna need all
the help you can get.
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Don't even have a license.
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How about you start
by turning the car on?
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- (ENGINE STARTS)
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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INSTRUCTOR: Pull out
whenever you're ready.
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Bismallah.
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Bless you.
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(CAR ALARM BLARING)
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I don't think anyone saw.
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That's my car.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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MUNEEBA: You set her up to fail,
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having her drive in the
street with all the other cars.
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I have taught her to drive myself.
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Ma'am, because of your
daughter, I'm walking home.
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Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me
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she didn't look in the mirrors
enough for you and your clipboard?
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I wouldn't say that's the problem.
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- BOTH: Oh!
- Then you'll also say that
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you expected her to signal
at every single turn?
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah.
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- Choro ji.
- Kamina kahika!
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Give me my keys.
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Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo.
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I'm so sorry that this family car,
you know, that your father earned
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with his very hard-earned money,
it has seen a lot of trauma.
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Hmm. I'm also sorry that
you're not going to be able
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to help me with all the things
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for your brother's
wedding you said you would.
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This is my fault. This is all
my fault. These are my genetics.
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I mean, I come from a long line
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of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers.
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My mother was one.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Camelia, glad you're not bruising
from that dodgeball incident.
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Oh!
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GIRL: Why is she waving? That's weird.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm just gonna sneak in there
and grab my chem text book.
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GIRL 2: We're in the middle
of something. One sec.
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I'll google the periodic table. Yeah.
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Rough morning all around.
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Had a bet you were gonna
pass, so now I'm out 10 bucks.
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I told my mom to stop texting you guys.
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Plenty of people fail
their driver's test.
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Instructors focus on the tiniest things.
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I crashed my car into his car.
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Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh...
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- So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon.
- No, no, no, Bruno.
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A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers
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at the greatest fan event of the year.
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My costume is near perfect,
pending the final flourish.
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Still trying to think of that flourish?
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- It'll come to me any second now.
- Sure it will.
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- I'm sorry. I really do love you.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Got any plans this weekend? As of
this morning, Kamala and I are free.
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KAMALA: No.
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NAKIA: Are you inviting me
to play Smash Bros?
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- Because if so, I'm busy.
- Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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The thing is I do hate the game, though.
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- (GRUNTS)
- ZOE: (EXCLAIMS) Really?
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- Sorry, Zoe.
- It's fine.
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KAMALA: I like your jacket.
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Thanks. I like your necklace.
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KAMALA: Thanks.
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It's actually my name in Arabic.
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Okay, see you later.
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Would it be super weird if we
asked her for a ride to AvengerCon?
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- Yes.
- Why?
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Her mom used to drive us
to school all the time.
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Because she is the absolute worst
now that she has 100,000 followers.
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80,000.
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MAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Kamala Khan,
please come to my office ASAP.
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You've done something very wrong.
Just kidding. It is crazy that the
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whole school can hear this.
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No, nothing is wrong. I
just wanna chat. Can't wait.
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- PS, this is Mr. Wilson.
- Thank you, Mr. Wilson.
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- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- (SLURPS)
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Okay, first off, I just wanna say
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I get it.
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You get what?
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I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks.
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Very funny.
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But your teachers, you know,
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they're telling me
you're doodling all day,
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staring off into space in
your little fantasy land.
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Hey. (SNAPS FINGERS) Oh... Really?
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We truly started the
meeting 30 seconds ago.
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- You gotta be with me, girl.
- Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
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No. Mr. Wilson was my father.
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My name is Gabe. His name was
also Gabe. So, doesn't super-work.
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But let's talk about
you. In junior year,
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it's time to start really
thinking about your future.
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I mean, college
admissions are coming up,
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before you know it, it's SATs,
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it's essays, it's applications.
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Do you volunteer? 'Cause
college admissions eat that up.
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I mean, of course, do it to
help people too, but I mean...
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It helps. It does help.
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Oh, no. No, I'm not...
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You know I'm not trying
to scare you, right?
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Do I have to figure out my whole future
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before lunch or is there, like...
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I'm gonna give you a task.
I want you to go home.
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Not right now, but after school.
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Then you're gonna look yourself
in the mirror and ask yourself,
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"Kamala, who is that girl I see
staring straight back at me?"
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- You're reciting lyrics from Mulan.
- I am, I am.
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You are.
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Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is
right now, I see a girl divided.
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"Is she there or is she
there? Where's Kamala?"
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Who knows? No one knows. I don't
even know. I can't see. Where?
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And I know. I know fantasy's
fun, fantasy's really fun.
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But right now, I need you to pull
yourself together and join reality.
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KAMALA: You know, the plan was
perfect. I was gonna get my license.
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Then under the cover of stupid
wedding errands, we just have, like,
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one pure, beautiful day
of freedom at AvengerCon.
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- Guess there's always next year.
- No, there's no next year.
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This is the first one ever.
And then future historians,
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they're gonna start writing about
it, and where does it start? Here.
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Okay? There's not gonna be another
first AvengerCon ever again. Never.
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- Switch to the back-up plan then.
- You have a back-up plan?
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What's... What's your back-up plan?
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In concept, it is pretty easy.
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But it's gonna take a lot of
finesse and subtlety on your part.
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And you just aren't...
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- I can be subtle.
- You can be subtle?
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Okay. Listen, you enter your home,
you sit down at the dinner table,
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smile, and you ask your mom.
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- You're an idiot.
- I'm not. I'm actually a genius.
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So, can we stop acting like
your mom is Darth Vader?
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Every single thing I
love, she seems to hate.
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And it's like she thinks I'm
some kind of, you know, weirdo.
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You are a weirdo. Whoa!
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What?
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If I'm weird, you're weirder.
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I know. But more importantly, I've
gotten weirdly good at airbrushing.
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I put the rest of it together, but okay.
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- So...
- You think we'll win?
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KAMALA: Please. We're
going, we're conquering.
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And we're high-fiving in slow motion.
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Bruno, I still need to figure out
my final flourish for my costume.
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- Any ideas?
- BRUNO: Okay.
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How about steampunk Captain Marvel?
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- Steampunk is dead.
- Okay, fine.
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How about a mashup? Like
Captain Panther or Iron Marvel?
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Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel.
I can, like, wear a cape.
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- BRUNO: Capes are cool.
- Even Asgardian.
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You know, be like a badass
Valkyrie, ride a horse.
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I can't build you a
horse, but otherwise...
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You can build me sloth
baby wings. That's very me.
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Completely you. Wings, a little tiara.
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- BOY: Playing here.
- Captain Princess Marvel.
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No princesses. I'm sorry.
You know what's even better?
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- What?
- Zombie Captain Marvel.
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I could be like, "I'll eat your
brains. But I also have super powers."
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Okay. Hey, let's never do that
zombie impersonation again.
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MUNEEBA: Hi, Kamala beta.
How are you? Hmm? How was school?
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Apparently I have four days to figure
out my whole future, so that's...
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Don't be so dramatic, Kamala.
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(SCOFFS) What are you
watching? Turn that off.
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- Is this from Nani?
- Must be things for the baat paaki.
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Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please.
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Why'd she also send all this junk?
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I'd like to tell you that
it's because she's growing old,
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but she's always been this way.
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She doesn't want to die before
passing on all her junk to us.
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Aamir, have you lost your ears?
234
00:11:39,378 --> 00:11:41,836
This is so cool. Is this Nani's?
235
00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:49,295
That is junk.
236
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:56,378
Aamir, here. Take this and
put it in the attic right now,
237
00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:58,253
and then unpack the groceries.
238
00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:01,878
- Why can't Kamala do it?
- She's going to help me with my errands.
239
00:12:01,961 --> 00:12:03,795
- You know the ones for your wedding?
- I am?
240
00:12:03,878 --> 00:12:06,961
Yes, you are. Chalo.
Let's go. Attic, and with me.
241
00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:09,836
- Chalo, Kamala, let's go.
- Don't mess up those errands.
242
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,836
MUNEEBA: Let's go. No time today.
243
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,295
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
244
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,003
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
245
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,295
Kamala. (EXCLAIMS)
246
00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:41,295
(MEAT SIZZLING)
247
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,795
- What's up, Najaf?
- NAJAF: What's going on, Kamala?
248
00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:45,420
- Amma ji, kaisi hain?
- MUNEEBA: Bilkul.
249
00:12:45,628 --> 00:12:47,128
Flying vultures in Armani suits
250
00:12:47,211 --> 00:12:48,545
buying up the whole neighborhood.
251
00:12:48,628 --> 00:12:51,045
Maybe we'll actually get
a Halal Guys this time.
252
00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:53,670
They charge you for
extra sauce at Halal Guys.
253
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:00,420
MAN: You're too short.
254
00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:02,586
She's not too short.
This thing is too long.
255
00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,628
AUNTIE RUBY: Shakat,
mere kapre taiyar hain?
256
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,378
Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji.
257
00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:08,586
Wa alaikum salaam.
258
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,336
- Wedding shopping, I see.
- Mmm-hmm.
259
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,253
Did you hear about
Fatima's engagement? Broken.
260
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,378
Oi, what happened?
261
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,753
She decided that she
wasn't ready for commitment.
262
00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:19,920
So now she's off gallivanting
through Europe to "discover" herself.
263
00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:22,420
What does she have to
discover about herself?
264
00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,503
KAMALA: Good for her.
265
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,905
I mean, she wanted to travel the world
266
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,378
and she went for it. So that's cool.
267
00:13:29,961 --> 00:13:31,795
(CHUCKLES) She's trouble, this one.
268
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:32,878
BOTH: Mmm-hmm.
269
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:36,628
She's going to discover that she
doesn't have a ring on her finger.
270
00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:37,961
And then I saw her.
271
00:13:38,086 --> 00:13:39,760
She was getting very comfortable
272
00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:42,920
with some gora
boy named Rob in Belgium.
273
00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:47,878
- You're too short for that, Jaanu.
- Yes, you really are too short for that.
274
00:13:48,753 --> 00:13:50,836
- Handsome, huh?
- Oh, yeah, Mr. K.
275
00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:54,461
Okay. But what will this do?
276
00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:56,188
So this is a security camera, okay?
277
00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:58,586
So you can see who's
home from your phone.
278
00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:01,253
- From my phone?
- Oh, yeah, from your phone.
279
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,420
We're living in the future. (LAUGHS)
280
00:14:03,503 --> 00:14:06,961
So, I made this myself.
Okay? This is the Zuzu system.
281
00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:10,045
It connects all your devices
and I added some new features.
282
00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:12,753
All you have to say is "Zuzu"
and tell it what you want.
283
00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,503
So... Zuzu, turn off the lights.
284
00:14:16,503 --> 00:14:17,503
(YUSUF EXCLAIMS)
285
00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:20,253
- And I programmed it to understand Urdu.
- Urdu?
286
00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:21,670
Yeah. Zuzu.
287
00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:23,336
Batti kolo.
288
00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:25,711
(EXCLAIMS) Waah!
289
00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,711
- This is magic.
- Yeah, it's pretty cool.
290
00:14:27,795 --> 00:14:30,045
Cool? This is absolute magic.
291
00:14:30,128 --> 00:14:31,753
- Hi, Bruno beta.
- BRUNO: Hey.
292
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,170
Are you staying for dinner?
293
00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:36,045
- No, no, I got some work.
- Okay, I'll pack you something to go.
294
00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:38,711
- No, no, I'm good.
- MUNEEBA: No, no, of course I will.
295
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,128
- Hey.
- How was it?
296
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:43,545
Don't mention Belgium
or any guy named Rob.
297
00:14:43,628 --> 00:14:47,336
Did you ask her about AvengerCon?
Kamala, ask her. Just ask her.
298
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,586
Bruno, there's a spicy one
at the bottom for Nonna.
299
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:51,670
- Okay?
- BRUNO: Oh, my gosh.
300
00:14:51,753 --> 00:14:54,295
- How did you do that so fast?
- (LAUGHS)
301
00:14:54,378 --> 00:14:57,086
You stick to the gizmos,
beta. This is my secret.
302
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:58,295
Okay. I'll see you soon.
303
00:14:58,378 --> 00:14:59,378
- See you soon.
- YUSUF: Muneeba.
304
00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:00,628
MUNEEBA: Haan? Bolo.
305
00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:01,836
(WHISPERS) Ask her.
306
00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:06,461
YUSUF: Zuzu, switch to sports channel.
307
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,300
So, Bruno has made this
308
00:15:09,301 --> 00:15:12,378
and he's connected all
the devices to this Zuzu.
309
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:14,128
- MUNEEBA: Okay.
- Watch this.
310
00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:15,836
- Abbu.
- Ah, defensive...
311
00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,378
- Ammi.
- MUNEEBA: Mmm?
312
00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:19,920
So, there's this thing
called AvengerCon.
313
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,503
You know, it's really
something incredible.
314
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:26,753
It's never been done before.
It's, like, the first fan event
315
00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:30,753
celebrating our great heroes of
our time and it's totally historic,
316
00:15:30,836 --> 00:15:33,711
and it's, like, very
educational. And Bruno is, um...
317
00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:36,670
Bruno, he's, like, really into
this stuff, you know, so he's...
318
00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:41,753
He really wants to go and he
asked me if I wanna tag along
319
00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:45,836
so that, you know, he's not
alone, because poor Bruno, right?
320
00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:47,878
He doesn't have much of a family.
321
00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:52,670
- Zuzu, TV rokna.
- So you want to go to a party, at night?
322
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,378
- Is this a joke?
- No.
323
00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:58,128
Is Bruno recording this for Internet?
324
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,628
No. It's... I'm 16.
325
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,503
Look, I promise I won't
do anything stupid.
326
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,920
- You do trust me, right?
- No. I don't trust you.
327
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,961
- Of course she does.
- No, I don't.
328
00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:18,420
She does. We do. It's just
that we don't trust anyone else.
329
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,780
You're still young and there are so many
330
00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,461
strange people roaming around at night.
331
00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:23,878
Or strange boys.
332
00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:26,420
Thinking God knows know what
and drinking God knows what.
333
00:16:26,503 --> 00:16:28,670
It's not a party, it's a convention.
334
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,878
And what exactly will
you be doing there?
335
00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:33,045
There's a lot of stuff, actually.
336
00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,420
There's, like, this cosplay
competition which is...
337
00:16:35,503 --> 00:16:38,128
It's, like, this historical reenactment.
338
00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:41,545
YUSUF: And how exactly
will you be dressed?
339
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,420
(SOFTLY) As Captain Marvel.
340
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,503
Huh?
341
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:48,586
- Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel.
- Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah.
342
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,253
- Hey, salaam, everyone.
- She's a hero.
343
00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,420
- In a very tight suit.
- It's not that tight.
344
00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:54,586
Yes, it is.
345
00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:57,670
It's not like I'm asking to
go to a party and do cocaine.
346
00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:01,461
Not a lot of salaam here, huh?
347
00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:04,378
Now, if it was him asking...
348
00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,770
Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir.
349
00:17:07,771 --> 00:17:11,971
Do what you want, Aamir
beta. Please, please."
350
00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:13,659
But me, no, because I can't do
351
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,711
a single normal teenage
thing in this house, right?
352
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,586
Come on, beta. You're not normal.
353
00:17:17,711 --> 00:17:18,711
(GROANS)
354
00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:22,461
Beta, I meant you're special.
355
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:24,836
(SIGHS)
356
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,920
(DOOR CLOSES)
357
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:36,503
Knock, please.
358
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:39,878
AAMIR: Brought you some chai.
359
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,211
Look, that was a bold move.
360
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:50,170
Not very well thought out,
but I respect you for trying.
361
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,586
You know, all she does to me is say no.
362
00:17:52,711 --> 00:17:56,003
It's, like, where is this out
of proportion worry for you?
363
00:17:58,503 --> 00:18:00,045
- I'll talk to them.
- Really?
364
00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,711
- Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic.
- Thank you.
365
00:18:04,336 --> 00:18:05,628
- (EXHALES)
- I got you.
366
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,003
Night, Tiny K.
367
00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:14,503
You want me to turn off the lights
or are you still afraid of the djinn?
368
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:18,586
- Okay, I'm not 12.
- This says you're 12. Good night.
369
00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,045
(DOOR CLOSES)
370
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:38,003
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
371
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,211
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
372
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,586
(SIGHS)
373
00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:01,503
(EXHALES)
374
00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:04,628
AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged.
375
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,378
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
376
00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:28,670
(SIGHS)
377
00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:17,170
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
378
00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:18,461
Just a second.
379
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,670
MUNEEBA: Kamala, what are you doing?
380
00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:26,211
Stretching.
381
00:20:26,628 --> 00:20:28,295
- Stretching?
- Yeah.
382
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:32,545
So, your brother told us
about your Avengers party.
383
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,586
- He did?
- Yes.
384
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:37,378
And even though it will be a
distraction from your studies,
385
00:20:37,461 --> 00:20:40,211
and there will be lot of
haram going on there, Kamala,
386
00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:43,920
we have decided to let you go.
387
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:49,086
- Really? Really? Really?
- Yes, but there are special conditions.
388
00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:51,070
Your Abbu will drive you there
389
00:20:51,071 --> 00:20:54,003
and he will go inside
with you for two hours.
390
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,170
And as far as your dressing goes,
391
00:20:57,878 --> 00:20:59,711
I have a surprise for you.
392
00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:03,295
The Hulk. (LAUGHS)
393
00:21:03,711 --> 00:21:05,961
Wait, wait. Best is yet to come.
394
00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:07,045
Ta-da!
395
00:21:07,336 --> 00:21:09,003
Oye, chak de phatte!
396
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,836
(YUSUF ROARING)
397
00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:14,128
(BOTH LAUGH)
398
00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,045
See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk.
399
00:21:17,461 --> 00:21:19,961
Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk!
400
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:24,753
- So cute you all will look.
- Oh, my God. Okay, it's...
401
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920
Mmm.
402
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:29,878
There's no big Hulk, little
Hulk. It's just not...
403
00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:32,670
- They are all heroes.
- This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay?
404
00:21:32,753 --> 00:21:36,295
Come on, bacchi. Can't you
make an exception for Abbu?
405
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,378
I can't wear a salwar
kameez to AvengerCon, okay?
406
00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:41,253
And you can't come with me,
407
00:21:41,336 --> 00:21:44,336
not dressed like that,
because it is so humiliating.
408
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:54,753
- Okay, I didn't mean it like that.
- MUNEEBA: Bas, Kamala.
409
00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,878
If you don't go with your
dad, you're not going at all.
410
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,086
I made this for you.
411
00:22:02,878 --> 00:22:03,930
You're not going to dress up
412
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:06,545
like all those other
girls in skimpy outfits.
413
00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:08,336
That is not you.
414
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,086
Abbu.
415
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,628
You're not going.
416
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,420
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
417
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,670
KAMALA: So the worst thing
that could happen has happened.
418
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,503
Is that code for "I fell into
the Hudson for the third time"?
419
00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:49,045
That's "Black Sloth Down."
And I fell in once, okay?
420
00:22:49,128 --> 00:22:52,336
- Twice.
- (SIGHS) It means everything sucks.
421
00:22:54,336 --> 00:22:55,670
Meet me on the roof in 10.
422
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:03,295
- You've never even seen them like that.
- Like what? Like, mad?
423
00:23:03,503 --> 00:23:06,753
Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry.
424
00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,170
Mr. Khan crying? That's
not good. That's...
425
00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:12,211
Yeah, but listen.
426
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:15,420
Your mom and dad, they're
gonna calm down, okay?
427
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,003
You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine.
428
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,420
Yeah, but maybe they're right.
429
00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:25,586
Maybe I spend too
much time with fan art,
430
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,795
and costumes and with my head
stuck in fantasy land. So...
431
00:23:28,878 --> 00:23:30,378
- Who is "they"?
- My mom.
432
00:23:30,836 --> 00:23:33,336
My teachers. Mr. Wilson.
433
00:23:33,503 --> 00:23:34,628
Everyone.
434
00:23:34,961 --> 00:23:36,820
There was a girl who decided
435
00:23:36,821 --> 00:23:38,128
she wanted to go
backpacking around Europe.
436
00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:40,795
And you would literally
think she joined a death cult
437
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,586
given the way all the
aunties just gossip about her.
438
00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:46,878
I'm lost. What does that
have to do with AvengerCon?
439
00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:50,045
Because dressing up as
Captain Marvel is weird.
440
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:52,336
- No, it's not.
- It is childish.
441
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,003
And I know that, okay?
442
00:23:54,086 --> 00:23:56,045
And let's be honest, it's not really
443
00:23:56,128 --> 00:23:58,711
the brown girls from Jersey
City who save the world.
444
00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:02,086
Sure they do.
445
00:24:05,795 --> 00:24:07,211
You're Kamala Khan.
446
00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:10,420
You wanna save the world?
447
00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:13,461
Then you're gonna save the world.
448
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:24,295
With the right equipment, of course.
Speaking of, newest prototype.
449
00:24:24,378 --> 00:24:26,128
(KAMALA GASPS)
450
00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:28,711
- Are those Photon gloves?
- Yeah.
451
00:24:29,628 --> 00:24:31,253
- Do you want them or... (LAUGHS)
- Yes.
452
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,670
Oh, my God. You made these?
453
00:24:33,753 --> 00:24:36,170
- Yeah. I mean, do you like them?
- Yes.
454
00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:41,628
Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations."
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.
455
00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:44,670
- How do they turn on?
- Right here. Bow!
456
00:24:44,753 --> 00:24:47,920
- See?
- This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up.
457
00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:49,628
- We're getting up.
- We're getting up.
458
00:24:49,711 --> 00:24:51,670
Listen, they don't
shoot real photon blasts.
459
00:24:51,753 --> 00:24:53,795
- I'm ready.
- Oh, we're fighting?
460
00:24:54,545 --> 00:24:56,211
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- Oh, my gosh. Oh!
461
00:25:14,878 --> 00:25:16,086
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
462
00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,545
(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
463
00:25:20,545 --> 00:25:22,170
Zoe! You did that on purpose.
464
00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:23,545
- No, I did not.
- Yes, you...
465
00:25:30,711 --> 00:25:33,753
(GIRLS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
466
00:25:40,878 --> 00:25:43,211
YUSUF: You're supposed to
be the latest in technology?
467
00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:45,461
Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say.
468
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,920
What is it that I'm saying
you can't understand?
469
00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:49,588
I'm speaking in English, not code.
470
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,461
So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay.
471
00:25:52,545 --> 00:25:54,628
- KAMALA: Good night, Abbu.
- Sleep tight, beta.
472
00:25:54,878 --> 00:25:57,795
Zuzu, please, switch the TV...
473
00:25:58,128 --> 00:25:59,211
(YUSUF EXCLAIMS)
474
00:25:59,295 --> 00:26:03,045
Kamala, please tell Bruno this
Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn.
475
00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,378
He needs to fix it.
476
00:26:05,378 --> 00:26:08,253
(GRUMBLES) Zuzu,
television, switch it on.
477
00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:11,503
If I can't leave the
house to go to AvengerCon,
478
00:26:11,586 --> 00:26:13,670
I'll go to AvengerCon
without leaving the house.
479
00:26:15,086 --> 00:26:16,711
How many slushies have you had today?
480
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:19,628
Because all that red dye
three, it's making your brain...
481
00:26:20,878 --> 00:26:22,420
Look, it's illusions, old friend.
482
00:26:22,503 --> 00:26:24,378
You set up the smart
house stuff for my dad,
483
00:26:24,461 --> 00:26:27,545
so you're basically our inside man.
484
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,086
- This is the plan.
- Kamala, you're the best sister ever.
485
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,170
Honestly, you should
have been an only child.
486
00:26:33,253 --> 00:26:35,961
Kamala is the best daughter
in the whole wide world.
487
00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:39,503
- (LAUGHING)
- Stop, please. I'm shy.
488
00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:42,586
KAMALA: 5:49 p.m., I
gracefully excuse myself.
489
00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:45,670
And as my family celebrates my
existence, I go to my bedroom.
490
00:26:45,753 --> 00:26:46,753
And it's...
491
00:26:47,545 --> 00:26:49,878
- Are you following?
- Yes. Keep going.
492
00:26:50,336 --> 00:26:51,920
KAMALA: 5:55, I suit up in the greatest
493
00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,503
Captain Marvel costume
the Earth has ever seen...
494
00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:56,545
Don't worry, it'll be
finished by then, I hope.
495
00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:59,200
Then I make my way out
of the house undetected
496
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,586
but extremely impressive where
497
00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:02,890
you'll be waiting in your
costume, which better be awesome.
498
00:27:02,891 --> 00:27:04,461
Don't embarrass me.
499
00:27:04,545 --> 00:27:06,420
- BRUNO: Me embarrass you?
- KAMALA: Yeah, I said it.
500
00:27:07,253 --> 00:27:10,045
Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans.
501
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,045
But what if your parents
go into your room?
502
00:27:12,753 --> 00:27:14,545
- That's where you come in, right?
- What?
503
00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:17,086
KAMALA: You and your fancy Zuzu
system are going to be my cover.
504
00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:19,170
- So, when there's a knock on the door...
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
505
00:27:19,295 --> 00:27:21,295
- Don't come in. I'm changing.
- (YUSUF EXCLAIMS)
506
00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,003
Finally, you being a
genius is coming in handy.
507
00:27:23,086 --> 00:27:24,086
YUSUF: Sorry, beta. Sorry.
508
00:27:24,961 --> 00:27:26,628
BRUNO: What do you mean "finally?"
509
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,836
KAMALA: 6:30, we catch
the bus to Camp Lehigh.
510
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,086
And it might be a tight window
but we're gonna do it with style.
511
00:27:32,753 --> 00:27:35,711
BRUNO: Wait... Is that us
biking off a bridge onto a bus?
512
00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:39,586
KAMALA: Dream bigger, Bruno!
513
00:27:41,586 --> 00:27:43,378
It's gonna be epic.
514
00:27:43,711 --> 00:27:45,336
(HORN HONKS)
515
00:27:47,003 --> 00:27:50,336
We get on the bus just in time.
Everyone stares at us in awe
516
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,878
because we look back at them and
their costumes are just... Meh.
517
00:27:53,045 --> 00:27:54,045
Okay.
518
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,430
Then it's time for a
tight but spontaneous
519
00:27:56,431 --> 00:27:58,920
60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon.
520
00:28:03,045 --> 00:28:04,795
Then at 8:00 p.m., the
real reason we're here,
521
00:28:04,878 --> 00:28:06,961
the reason I learnt to sew
and you learnt to airbrush.
522
00:28:07,045 --> 00:28:08,045
The cosplay competition.
523
00:28:08,128 --> 00:28:10,030
I win, obviously. We collect my crown
524
00:28:10,031 --> 00:28:12,003
and I'm assuming it's
made of real diamonds.
525
00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:13,128
BRUNO: It's definitely not.
526
00:28:13,211 --> 00:28:15,003
KAMALA: Then after a few
quick photos with fans,
527
00:28:15,086 --> 00:28:17,711
maybe some chats with
the press, we bounce.
528
00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:22,795
I'll sneak back into my room just
before my dad comes in at 9:22 p.m.
529
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,170
That's the plan. Got it?
530
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,961
So your plan is take the bus.
531
00:28:37,503 --> 00:28:39,878
All this, and that's your note? Really?
532
00:28:40,336 --> 00:28:43,836
Does how we get there matter if you
haven't finished your costume yet?
533
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,961
They want you to bring some of
you to Captain Marvel, right?
534
00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,253
So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea
535
00:28:51,336 --> 00:28:53,878
but maybe something Pakistani?
536
00:28:55,503 --> 00:28:57,295
(METAL CREAKING)
537
00:29:02,753 --> 00:29:05,003
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
538
00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:39,795
Oh, my God, Aamir. (CHUCKLES)
539
00:29:48,545 --> 00:29:50,795
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
540
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,336
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
541
00:30:10,753 --> 00:30:12,182
Ammi, I'm going
to Taysha's this evening.
542
00:30:12,183 --> 00:30:14,711
Nice. Say hi to her parents from me.
543
00:30:14,795 --> 00:30:15,795
Yeh le lo ji aap.
544
00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:17,795
And which is why I always say,
545
00:30:18,003 --> 00:30:21,336
between the authorities and
us the people, we are to blame.
546
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,961
And that is why the salamanders
are almost extinct in Pakistan.
547
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,003
Which is why I'm also so worried
about the plight of the parrots.
548
00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:32,211
Speaking of parrots, you just
reminded me I have a biology report
549
00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,503
that's due tomorrow. So...
550
00:30:33,586 --> 00:30:36,586
Beta, you gotta listen to me
what I have to tell you about parrots.
551
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,670
KAMALA: Nope.
552
00:30:41,128 --> 00:30:42,170
- (GRUNTS)
- (THUDS)
553
00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:49,795
(EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS)
554
00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:51,961
(GROANS)
555
00:30:52,211 --> 00:30:53,211
Are you okay?
556
00:30:54,545 --> 00:30:55,545
Come on.
557
00:30:56,961 --> 00:30:59,253
- That was my way back in.
- I know. We missed the bus.
558
00:30:59,336 --> 00:31:02,336
We can still make the next one,
but if we miss it, it's game over.
559
00:31:15,211 --> 00:31:16,628
BRUNO: No, no. Come on, come on.
560
00:31:29,003 --> 00:31:31,795
Stop. Wait, please. That's my
bike. Come on, man. Open the door.
561
00:31:32,461 --> 00:31:33,461
Dude.
562
00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:38,378
How likely is it I'm gonna
find it there when I get back?
563
00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,336
In Jersey City?
564
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:43,878
Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance.
565
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:47,253
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
566
00:31:53,253 --> 00:31:54,461
(BOTH GROAN)
567
00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:56,295
(KAMALA LAUGHS)
568
00:31:59,295 --> 00:32:00,795
AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged.
569
00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:05,211
- BRUNO: We made it. We made it.
- WOMAN: Yeah!
570
00:32:08,045 --> 00:32:09,253
BRUNO AND KAMALA: Sorry.
571
00:32:09,836 --> 00:32:12,086
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
572
00:32:25,295 --> 00:32:26,461
Oh, my God.
573
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,086
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
574
00:32:34,128 --> 00:32:36,295
(GRUNTING) Yeah!
575
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,878
- (GRUNTS)
- (BELL DINGS)
576
00:32:54,336 --> 00:32:55,378
Hey.
577
00:33:00,961 --> 00:33:02,461
- BRUNO: Thank you.
- KAMALA: Thank you.
578
00:33:09,295 --> 00:33:11,461
- (KAMALA GROWLS, LAUGHS)
- (BRUNO EXCLAIMING)
579
00:33:17,211 --> 00:33:19,045
(HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
580
00:33:29,045 --> 00:33:30,211
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
581
00:33:30,461 --> 00:33:31,920
AUTOMATED VOICE: Motion detected.
582
00:33:33,003 --> 00:33:34,711
(MUNEEBA LAUGHING ON PHONE)
583
00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,461
- Aamir's out for the evening.
- Mmm-hmm.
584
00:33:41,545 --> 00:33:43,253
- Kamala is in her room.
- (MUNEEBA CHUCKLES)
585
00:33:43,336 --> 00:33:45,045
- (YUSUF GROWLS)
- (LAUGHS) Aah!
586
00:33:45,128 --> 00:33:47,461
(MUNEEBA EXCLAIMS)
587
00:33:47,836 --> 00:33:49,295
(MUNEEBA LAUGHS ON PHONE)
588
00:33:49,545 --> 00:33:51,753
ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, the
Captain Marvel cosplay contest.
589
00:33:51,836 --> 00:33:52,836
Showtime.
590
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,003
ANNOUNCER: First place gets a...
591
00:33:54,086 --> 00:33:56,836
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
592
00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,461
Here you go.
593
00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:08,003
- KAMALA: Is that Zoe?
- You guys look amazing.
594
00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:09,836
Why is she here?
595
00:34:10,586 --> 00:34:13,586
- The costume's not even accurate.
- She doesn't even like the Avengers.
596
00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:15,086
It's okay. It's okay, okay?
597
00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:16,711
KAMALA: I have to
compete against her now?
598
00:34:16,795 --> 00:34:19,461
Don't worry about it. It's
your time to shine. Literally.
599
00:34:19,545 --> 00:34:21,878
- You have the gloves?
- Yeah. They're in my bag.
600
00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:23,670
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
601
00:34:41,086 --> 00:34:43,711
ANNOUNCER: Last call for the
Captain Marvel cosplay competition.
602
00:34:44,128 --> 00:34:47,211
Cosplayers, please line up
on the side of the stage.
603
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,420
AvengerCon, give it up. Amazing
Captain America cosplayers.
604
00:34:52,503 --> 00:34:55,628
Thank you, Captain America cosplayers.
Congratulations to the winner.
605
00:34:55,711 --> 00:34:58,503
You guys are all good to go.
We're kicking things off...
606
00:34:58,586 --> 00:34:59,586
Hi.
607
00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:04,211
Wow. You look great. Yeah, good.
608
00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,420
- What are you wearing?
- It's Bruce Banner.
609
00:35:07,378 --> 00:35:09,878
- What is that?
- My personal self-expression.
610
00:35:09,961 --> 00:35:11,003
Oh, cool. Okay.
611
00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:14,753
Yeah, but I can't get it on. It's,
like, sealed shut for some reason.
612
00:35:16,836 --> 00:35:18,711
- Where are the gloves?
- Oh, they're just...
613
00:35:22,295 --> 00:35:23,836
Crap. I left it in the bathroom.
614
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,211
This is our final final call
for contestants to the stage.
615
00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:29,628
I'm gonna run and get it.
616
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:32,878
No, we don't have time. You
gotta go. It's good. It's fine.
617
00:35:33,336 --> 00:35:35,586
You got the bangle. Put it on.
618
00:35:36,295 --> 00:35:37,295
(CLEARS THROAT)
619
00:35:37,461 --> 00:35:40,378
Take your phones out. Show
them the love. They are here.
620
00:35:40,461 --> 00:35:41,461
Got it.
621
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:48,086
(ENERGY PULSATING)
622
00:36:16,295 --> 00:36:18,586
(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
623
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,878
- Did you see that?
- Come on. You gotta go.
624
00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:22,420
ANNOUNCER: ...amazing Captain Marvel.
625
00:36:22,545 --> 00:36:25,586
And we've got a final Captain
Marvel coming to the stage right now.
626
00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:27,753
(ALL CHEERING)
627
00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:37,086
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
628
00:36:41,461 --> 00:36:42,628
KAMALA: Oh, God.
629
00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:52,628
Come on, come on.
630
00:37:02,170 --> 00:37:03,253
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
631
00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:10,878
(GRUNTING)
632
00:37:18,878 --> 00:37:20,086
(GRUNTS)
633
00:37:20,211 --> 00:37:21,253
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
634
00:37:22,961 --> 00:37:23,961
Oh, my God.
635
00:37:25,753 --> 00:37:27,295
(ALL CHEERING)
636
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,295
ANNOUNCER: Uh, all right. Well,
good luck following that, everybody.
637
00:37:38,503 --> 00:37:40,795
(METAL CREAKING)
638
00:37:48,253 --> 00:37:49,503
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
639
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:01,586
(ALL CLAMORING)
640
00:38:02,336 --> 00:38:05,253
Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel
costume was gonna make people stare.
641
00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,836
Oh, my God. Are you
available to book for parties?
642
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,128
You wanna take a picture?
I'll tag you. I follow back.
643
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:18,461
- Mostly.
- Move.
644
00:38:19,545 --> 00:38:20,878
(ZOE SCREAMING)
645
00:38:21,045 --> 00:38:24,545
ZOE: Oh, my God! Help me! Help me!
646
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:25,836
(ZOE SCREAMING)
647
00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:34,586
(KAMALA GRUNTS)
648
00:38:37,336 --> 00:38:39,170
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
649
00:38:45,295 --> 00:38:48,128
BRUNO: What was that? Are
you okay? We need to go.
650
00:38:50,211 --> 00:38:52,003
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
651
00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,878
(SIRENS WAILING)
652
00:39:03,003 --> 00:39:05,503
BRUNO: What just happened? I
don't even know what to say.
653
00:39:06,295 --> 00:39:08,586
KAMALA: Okay, Bruno,
I actually have powers.
654
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,670
Okay. Come on. Help me up.
655
00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:20,503
BRUNO: Ready? Three, two, one.
656
00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:22,170
- Go.
- KAMALA: Oh, gosh.
657
00:39:22,253 --> 00:39:23,253
(BRUNO GRUNTS)
658
00:39:26,086 --> 00:39:27,420
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
659
00:39:27,545 --> 00:39:29,753
Did that come out of
your foot? Are you okay?
660
00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:31,920
Hey, keep me updated.
And text me everything.
661
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:33,545
KAMALA: So weird. Hey.
662
00:39:34,128 --> 00:39:37,253
- Please don't tell anyone.
- Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone.
663
00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,753
- Never ever?
- Never ever ever.
664
00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:58,628
MUNEEBA: Kamala.
665
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:02,753
Where have you been?
666
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,128
What are you doing?
667
00:40:08,878 --> 00:40:11,086
I'm not recognizing you.
668
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:16,670
Who is this rebellious girl sneaking
out, lying to Abbu and me?
669
00:40:17,461 --> 00:40:18,878
I'm not trying to be rebellious.
670
00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:21,086
MUNEEBA: And I'm trying to
protect you from yourself.
671
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:25,545
I've seen what happens when people
get obsessed with their fantasies.
672
00:40:25,628 --> 00:40:28,836
I know you're just gonna tell me
some story about Nani and...
673
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,086
(MUNEEBA LAUGHS WRYLY)
674
00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:33,253
So you knew what I was
going to say tonight, huh?
675
00:40:34,753 --> 00:40:36,475
And you knew that it would betray me,
676
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:39,170
but you still went and did it anyway.
677
00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:44,920
- Sorry.
- It's time to stop fantasizing.
678
00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:51,211
I wish that you would just focus on you.
679
00:40:51,711 --> 00:40:55,461
Your grades. Your family. Your story.
680
00:40:55,628 --> 00:40:58,920
I mean, who do you want
to be in this world, huh?
681
00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:04,128
Do you want to be good,
like we raised you to be,
682
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:07,420
or do you want to be some, you know,
683
00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:11,253
this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person?
684
00:41:18,045 --> 00:41:19,503
You think about that.
685
00:41:22,961 --> 00:41:23,961
(DOOR CLOSES)
686
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:56,253
Cosmic.
687
00:42:01,961 --> 00:42:03,961
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
688
00:43:54,336 --> 00:43:56,336
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
689
00:44:00,795 --> 00:44:02,336
DEEVER: Check this out.
690
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,545
- Teenage girl at AvengerCon.
- CLEARY: AvengerCon?
691
00:44:06,628 --> 00:44:08,711
A cosplayer with too
much time on their hands.
692
00:44:08,795 --> 00:44:11,670
Not this one. I've never
seen powers like that.
693
00:44:12,836 --> 00:44:14,170
CLEARY: Whoa.
694
00:44:15,711 --> 00:44:17,086
Yeah, bring her in.
695
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,000
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