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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:16,242 - Damn, I've always wanted to do that. 2 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,727 - What the hell, Marvin? - Sorry, baby. 3 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,396 Houseguests are like fish. They go bad after three days. 4 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,273 I don't normally say this, 5 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,816 but you gotta get your shit together. 6 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,111 - Or don't. 7 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,612 Just get the hell off my couch. 8 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:32,741 And wash ya ass. 9 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,924 Bitch, I can't believe you fucked Noah. 10 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,301 My Noah. 11 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,096 You know, I'm tempted to piss on your grave, 12 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,198 but I know you'd like that. 13 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,771 But you do hate it when people steal your drugs. 14 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,944 I'll take this as your apology for fucking my man. 15 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,273 - Morning. Couldn't sleep again? 16 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,417 - When did Sarah Michelle Gellar 17 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,651 rebrand as a chef? 18 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,946 - I try not to think about it. 19 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,448 I'm gonna go check the mail for your acceptance letter. 20 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,035 - Don't. - But it might have come today. 21 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,537 - I know, but I'm nervous. 22 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,748 Let's just have our day, all right? 23 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,794 - You are meant to be up in the sky, serving ginger ale. 24 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,088 - Right, well it does taste 25 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,315 better up there, for the record. 26 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,883 - Yeah. You know what tastes better up there? 27 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,593 Mwah! 28 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,678 Let's go. 29 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,350 Boom. No cuts, bitch. 30 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,186 - Wow. I'm a real boy. 31 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,523 All right, turn around. Hole next. 32 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,028 - Really? - No, you sick fuck. 33 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,446 Plus, we're gonna need 34 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,840 a bigger one of these if we're doing that. 35 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,223 - Oh. Is this for sex later? 36 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,309 The recipe does not call for zucchini. 37 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,727 - They're for Eric and Taylor. 38 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,270 I'm making them zucchini noodles, 39 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,272 because they don't fuck with carbs. 40 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,607 - Hey, do you think 41 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:11,917 the whole meeting each other's friends thing 42 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,694 is a little masochistic? 43 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,213 I'm just saying, we might get back problems 44 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,465 from carrying the conversation. 45 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,241 - I just... I want to be like a normal couple 46 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,410 that hangs out with each other's friends 47 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,578 while eating a pasta dish 48 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,372 from the mind of Sarah Michelle Gellar. 49 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,832 Which, speaking of... 50 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,149 - Are you kidding? What can't she do? 51 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,386 - Hello? 52 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:40,762 - I'll get it. 53 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,555 - Let me in. 54 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,140 Peekaboo! 55 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,518 You took forever! Shut the heck up. 56 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,894 You live here? 57 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,229 Okay, Mr. Adulting. 58 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,730 Hi. 59 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,732 - Hi. - I miss this. 60 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,192 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 61 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,610 - Me and Court were just saying, 62 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,338 is this the first time you've seen us out of uniform? 63 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,822 - It is. 64 00:03:58,863 --> 00:03:59,882 You've literally only seen me dressed as a hot dog. 65 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,284 - Speaking of, I got you a corndog, 66 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,619 'cause I know it's your fave. 67 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,079 - Oh! - Okay, but seriously, 68 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,789 we miss you at the mall. 69 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,767 - Oh, did you hear Sandra got fired from the Sweet Factory? 70 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,919 - She threw a Jawbreaker at a customer. 71 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,004 Full concussion. 72 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,758 - Hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 73 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,802 - Okay, shut the hell up. You're dating him? 74 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,512 You're such a babe. We're hooking up. 75 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,848 I'm sucking you off later. 76 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:28,143 No, I'm not. I'm not. Sorry. 77 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,395 - Well, don't act so shocked. 78 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,064 - Oh. - I'm not shocked. 79 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,607 I'm just... okay! 80 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,861 That's what we're doing. Cute. 81 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:41,364 - Nobody can open any roads! The helicopter's flying in! 82 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,283 Both: Taking two people at a time! 83 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,285 Save our souls! 84 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,328 - Mwah, mwah! 85 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,830 - Come here. 86 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,791 Noah, your place looks so sick. 87 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,002 - Oh, Eric, Taylor, this is Courtney. 88 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:54,878 - Hello. 89 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,255 - And George. And Julian. 90 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,549 - Hi, dolls, I am... - Hi. 91 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,676 Where is this super-secret hot boyfriend 92 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,011 you've been hiding? 93 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:07,682 - Oh, this is... it's Julian. He's my boyfriend. 94 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,808 Both: Whoa! - Boyfriends. 95 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,036 - That's amazing. - Oh, my God. 96 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,603 - It's his house, too. 97 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,856 - These are delicious zoodles, Noah. 98 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,460 - Thank you. I know Sunday's your cheat day. 99 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,693 - Mm-hmm. 100 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,362 - How do you cheat? Like, on a test? 101 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,988 - No, like, with food. 102 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,616 Literally, we turn into garbage cans. 103 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,702 We eat pizza, we eat donuts. - Donuts. 104 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,579 I tell my clients the secret is 105 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,873 no food after 7:00 p.m. or before noon. 106 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,250 - Mm-hmm. - Huh. Sounds fun. 107 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,377 - Yeah, it is. 108 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,878 - Noah. 109 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,564 Serious question: can I have my birthday party here? 110 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,881 - Oh, please, please, please. 111 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,591 - Oh, I'm... yeah, I'm done with hosting. 112 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,051 - What? - No. 113 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,737 - Oh, my God, come on, you gotta rent this place out. 114 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,054 - Seriously. - No, no, no. 115 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,764 We're taking a break from all that. 116 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,433 - Oh. - Oh. 117 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,686 - Okay. Forget I said it. It's fine. 118 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,439 - So where did the two of you meet? 119 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:57,982 - Oh. 120 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,377 Well, we actually met through my old... 121 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:02,362 - Hairdresser. Mm-hmm. 122 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,115 - You go to Amber. - No. 123 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:07,033 - So, is it no or yes or... 124 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,910 - No, I mean, I do go... I do go to Amber, 125 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,787 I just, I haven't gone to her in a long time. 126 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,163 - Your hair's, like, really short. 127 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,083 - Who wants seconds? 128 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,460 - I-I'm full. 129 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,838 - Excuse me. 130 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,801 Babe, are you okay? 131 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,070 - Yeah, I just wasn't expecting 132 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,595 the Spanish Inquisition tonight. 133 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,724 - Julian, you have nothing to be nervous about. 134 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,563 - Jesus fucking Christ. 135 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,780 Okay, settle down. We've got neighbors. 136 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,657 - That's wonderful. - Word. 137 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,950 - There's my song. - Okay. 138 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,326 - I was just telling the boys 139 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:51,554 about my Disney cruise audition. 140 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,079 - It was a slam dunk. 141 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,182 - It was between me and an ugly girl, and she got it. 142 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,499 - Amazing. 143 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,352 I can see you doing Elsa in the middle of the Gulf. 144 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,878 - Right? - Me too. 145 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,129 - Guys. - Yeah. 146 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,964 But hasn't the Gulf suffered enough? 147 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,346 I'm obviously kidding. Yeah, I'm kidding. 148 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,308 - So, what do you do, Julian? - Um, I'm a tutor. 149 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,893 Both: Oh! 150 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,979 - Yeah, when he's not busy being Mayor of the Mall. 151 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,148 - Malls have mayors? What? 152 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,109 - So, is that, like, an elected position? 153 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:27,155 - I just mean that he comes to the mall a lot. 154 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,616 - Well, before he became too cool for us. 155 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,870 He's a cool guy. He's a cool guy. 156 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,706 - Babe, tell them about your airline thing. 157 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,041 - You're a pilot, too? 158 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,668 - No. No, no, no, I'm not a pilot. 159 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,669 - He wants to be a flight attendant. 160 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,087 He talks about it all the time. 161 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,213 - Yeah. 162 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,923 - Well, that, and "Buffy" season six. 163 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,926 - Okay, no, no, that's... honestly, 164 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,552 that's more of, like, a joke. 165 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,262 - Oh. 166 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,890 - Being a flight attendant is no joke. 167 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,517 My sister works for WestJet. 168 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,453 She threw out her back pushing one of those damn meal carts. 169 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,436 - What? 170 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,021 They're like 250 pounds. 171 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,207 - I know, baby, I know. - They're a lot. 172 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,649 - Big bummer. 173 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,585 - Babe, can you help me with the flan in the kitchen? 174 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,027 - Yeah, one second. 175 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,196 - Do you need a helping hand? - I'm fine. 176 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,878 Hey, do you want seconds? - No, thank you. 177 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,032 All: Oh! - Whoa. 178 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,742 - He said no. - I'm so sorry. 179 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,035 - Oh, my God. 180 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,039 - Sorry. 181 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,959 Sorry. 182 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,930 - Someone threw a slushie at our house. 183 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,807 - Oh. 184 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,600 - Dessert, anyone? 185 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,275 - Bye. Text me when you get home. 186 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,946 Okay. 187 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,091 I didn't know I invited Liz Taylor to the dinner party. 188 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,241 - I'm sorry. 189 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,452 I don't actually know what happened. 190 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,163 - I've never seen you that way. 191 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,622 - I mean, did you see how surprised 192 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,083 Eric and Taylor were that we were dating? 193 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,627 Everyone was, which feels great. 194 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,922 - Julian, do you know what attracted me to you? 195 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,301 - My fat ass? 196 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:16,639 It was your passion for the things that make you you. 197 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,933 You didn't give a shit about what other people thought. 198 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,978 I've never met anyone like that. 199 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:27,192 - Yeah, well, maybe I give more of a shit than you think. 200 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:31,363 - Babe, you are in no one's fucking shadow. 201 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,617 You hear me? 202 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,452 - Yeah. 203 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,748 - And I love that fat ass. Let's go. 204 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,749 - Okay. 205 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,344 - I caved. 206 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,055 - Oh, my God, that's such a big envelope! 207 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,848 Size does matter in this instance. 208 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,018 - Okay, how about you open it? 209 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,511 - So, does this mean I get to fly for free? 210 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,661 - Shut up. 211 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,959 Holy shit. 212 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,420 I'm gonna be a flight attendant. 213 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,338 - Congratulations, baby. 214 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,177 - What's wrong? 215 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,972 I'll only be gone for like eight weeks, max. 216 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,765 It won't be that long. 217 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,269 The real issue, though, is when I get hired, 218 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:49,065 because I'll be kind of jet-setting around the world, 219 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:53,194 or more likely just dead-heading to Cleveland, 220 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,905 passing out pretzels on some regional puddle jumper. 221 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,077 What am I doing? I can't do this. 222 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,954 - Oh, my God, you're so fucking annoying. 223 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,873 If only you could just see how fucking capable 224 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,543 and cool and adorable and lovable you are. 225 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,549 - I'm lovable? Tell me more. 226 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,887 Shut up. 227 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,264 You know I love you. 228 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,894 - I love you, too. 229 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,132 - Okay. Okay. This is literally 230 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,677 all I could find in your room, so I hope it works. 231 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,845 - Bring it to me. - All right. 232 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,431 - So do you thing you can do 233 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,809 pot patrol for a little bit tonight? 234 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,646 - Uh, yeah, sure. Are you working? 235 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,648 - No. 236 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,818 - What are you doing? 237 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:20,115 - Nothing. I'm... I'm... just nothing. 238 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,784 - Okay. Cool. Changing the subject. 239 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,161 I hate to ask, but what are we gonna do about this? 240 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,247 It stopped raining this morning, so. 241 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,000 - Just give it to me. - Here you go. 242 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,794 - We aren't gonna do anything about this. 243 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,506 I'm gonna get an estimate from a contractor tomorrow. 244 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:37,757 - Okay. 245 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,843 - Don't boundaries go both ways? 246 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,345 I get to be the parent and pay the bills, 247 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:46,474 and have a private life, and you can have yours. 248 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,185 - Yeah, okay. Sure. Sorry. 249 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,441 - Mingus, I don't know how to do this. 250 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,526 - No, it's fine. 251 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:00,238 I mean, you have fun at your whatever. 252 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,116 And I'll come back here later tonight 253 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,745 and watch over these pots like they are my very own children. 254 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,873 And by that, I do mean lie about not having a date, 255 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,083 when I obviously do. 256 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,587 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 257 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,547 Bye. 258 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,177 - But is this too, like, cute? 259 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,219 Oh, fuck off. 260 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,057 Rude. 261 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,606 Oh, and then there was the guy I met on Grindr. 262 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,734 The sex was very tell-me-you're-a-Scorpio- 263 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,235 without-telling-me- you're-a-Scorpio, 264 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,236 do you know what I mean? 265 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,739 Like, psycho, but hot. 266 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,616 - Are you nervous? 267 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,744 'Cause you've been talking for like 20 minutes straight. 268 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,122 - What, about STIs? Babe, it's not the '90s. 269 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,582 Fuck. 270 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,000 - Have you had sex 271 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,960 under the influence of cocaine, meth, or heroin? 272 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,339 - No. 273 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,132 - Have you had unprotected oral sex? 274 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,929 - Duh? 275 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,181 I'm sorry, no one's gonna suck on a condom. 276 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,850 - Have you had unprotected anal sex? 277 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,523 - Yeah. - Okay. 278 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,234 Would you like to receive information about PrEP today? 279 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,297 We're gonna draw your blood and do a rapid test. 280 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699 Results will come back in about 20 minutes. 281 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,502 - You good? - Yeah. 282 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,087 God must be gay, 283 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,523 because She really looked out for your girl Mingus today. 284 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,551 - Ooh. Okay, congrats. You want to go grab dinner? 285 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,802 - Can't. 286 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,471 Scorpio texted, so I gotta go get railed. 287 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,181 Bye. 288 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,743 - Hello? Somebody there? 289 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,303 - You're not alone! 290 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:22,185 - Whoo! 291 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,567 I'm not stalking you. I swear. 292 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,572 I'm buying Babylon. 293 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,951 You obviously need to sage the bitch, 294 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:43,039 but think it's time to breathe some new life back into it. 295 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,916 Don't you think? 296 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,339 That was good, what you was doing up there. 297 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,968 Felt like I was watching an exorcism or something. 298 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,638 What? 299 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,848 You think I'm still mad 300 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,409 about you running away from my drag school? 301 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,518 You need to get over yourself, bitch. 302 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,194 No, it's, um... 303 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,529 It's not about that. 304 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,329 I have HIV. 305 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,463 I fucking have HIV. 306 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,933 - Baby, it's gonna be okay. 307 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,643 You know I have HIV too, right? 308 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,233 - Am I gonna die? 309 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,612 I mean, like, I know I'm not. 310 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,323 And, like, I feel guilty for even being upset about this, 311 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,826 'cause I know that it's, like, not a death sentence anymore. 312 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:07,665 But I mean, like, you still don't want this, right? 313 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,752 Like, I mean, if you can avoid it, you should? 314 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,676 I just... I really... I don't know. I don't know how to feel. 315 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,303 Can you just tell me how to feel about this, Bussey? 316 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,306 - You will live a long 317 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,476 and possibly annoying... 318 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,814 - But healthy life. 319 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,315 I am. 320 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,112 Are guys still gonna want to fuck me? 321 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,824 I mean, I hate that these are the first questions I have. 322 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,033 I'm sorry. 323 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,660 - Yes, you will be fucking. 324 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,579 Skinny white boys will always be out here fucking. 325 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:57,048 - But you'll fall in love, too. 326 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,258 I did. 327 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,679 - I'm sorry. 328 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,763 Did he pass away? 329 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,390 - No, bitch. 330 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,268 He at home trying to fix our goddamn internet. 331 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,188 It's Bobby. The puppet guy? 332 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,065 - Oh. - You met him at drag school. 333 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,319 Been together for 20 years now. 334 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,907 I want you to perform at the teardown party for Babylon. 335 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,660 - Stop. - No, I'm serious. 336 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:30,123 Your first performance got interrupted by... 337 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,541 this. 338 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,836 You need a redo. 339 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:40,091 And if it's anything like you were doing tonight? 340 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,551 Damn. 341 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,803 I can't believe it took your ass getting diagnosed 342 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:47,265 with HIV to finally fucking learn how to perform. 343 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,727 - Oh God, that is so fucking dark. 344 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:55,065 It is darker when you don't know how to laugh about it. 345 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,691 Trust. 346 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,239 - All right, I'm in. 347 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:06,159 - Yes! 348 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,161 - Oh, my mom's gonna be stoked. 349 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,579 - Mm. 350 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:16,002 Fuck. My mom. 351 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,676 How the fuck am I gonna tell her? 352 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,302 - Mine's freaked. 353 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,307 Threw me out as soon as she found out, 354 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,059 'cause she was afraid she'd catch it. 355 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,313 - Total monster. 356 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,652 - My mom's not the monster. 357 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,407 I am. 358 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,141 - Where is our bartender? 359 00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,354 - Y'all drunk white women 360 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,939 really know how to take up space. 361 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,775 - Ugh. I know. 362 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,403 Honey, I'm so glad that you reached out tonight. 363 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,739 We need to find a way 364 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,950 to get Ruthie and Brodie back together. 365 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:32,704 - Ruthie has really been going through it since their fight. 366 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,957 And she wasn't okay before the fight either, I mean. 367 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,252 - Oh, Jesus. 368 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,838 Just get some balls and say what you're gonna say. 369 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,799 Oh, shit. 370 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,885 Is referring to your balls offensive? 371 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,305 - All right, here's the deal. 372 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,849 I'm tired of worrying about Ruthie. 373 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,684 How is she doing? Is she okay? 374 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,519 Does she like being a mom yet? 375 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,480 I mean, no one checks in with me, 376 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,690 and I'm the one holding this shit down. 377 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,401 These past few months have been hell. 378 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:08,615 Why am I attracted to these needy white women? 379 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,910 Oh, fuck. Why'd I just tell you that? 380 00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,830 - Because we're friends. - No. 381 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,957 Didn't you have lunch with Ann Coulter once? 382 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,918 - As a joke. 383 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,586 We're friends, Shar. 384 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,006 And you know why? Because I get you. 385 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:28,677 I know what it feels like to raise kids on your own. 386 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,971 - Excuse, you had, like, five nannies. 387 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,515 And you have no clue what it's like 388 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:37,310 to raise kids in this body. 389 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,729 Like, you don't get me, Brenda. 390 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,749 When I was younger, I used to put weights on my chest, 391 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,692 'cause I for real thought they would go down, 392 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:47,112 and now I'm using them to fucking feed babies? 393 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:52,575 It's a constant, feeling like a stranger in this body. 394 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,286 So I'm in a stranger's life, 395 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,915 and I have this girlfriend who lies to me, and ever since... 396 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:06,423 I constantly have this pit in my stomach, 397 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:10,051 because she could walk out the door and never come back. 398 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,431 I don't want to raise these kids alone. 399 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:17,058 You get that, Brenda? 400 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,061 - No. 401 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:26,526 I mean, I know what it feels like 402 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,570 not to get emotional support. 403 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,495 - I bet no one checks in with you either. 404 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,040 - Oh, I'm fine, honey. - Bullshit. 405 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,876 - No, I'm always fine. 406 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,503 Even though my children want nothing to do with me. 407 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,300 They think I'm radioactive or something. 408 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,429 - Well, I can say, as your friend, with authority, 409 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,765 that's not true. 410 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,933 I'm here, aren't I? 411 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,775 - Bottoms up. 412 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,235 Can I say "bottom"? 413 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:10,445 - I have so much to learn. 414 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,405 - You really do. 415 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,661 - All right, Flo. It's time for bed. 416 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:25,543 So Mommy can have a drink... 417 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:29,047 and watch "The L Word: Generation Q," 418 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,965 which is actually better than I thought. 419 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:41,518 I dare you to do something interesting before I leave. 420 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,982 Maybe next time. Goodnight. 421 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,490 - We're gonna take a quick break after this song, 422 00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,617 but we've got a few more slots 423 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,661 for the open mic if you're feeling brave. 424 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:04,249 - Anyway, what were we talking about? 425 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,251 - Um, I come from swamp trash. 426 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,961 - Right. 427 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:10,505 I love you so much more now that I know you grew up poor. 428 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,882 - I hated it. 429 00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,718 Luckily, I met Winston, 430 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,303 and I married him six months later at 19. 431 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:20,473 - No offense, but was that strictly a money thing? 432 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:21,933 - Oh, no. 433 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:26,980 I had the self-esteem of a reduced fat cottage cheese. 434 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:30,525 I thought marrying him, that would fix that. 435 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,777 It was gonna give me all this freedom. 436 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,280 - Don't do the poor, little rich girl thing, Brenda. 437 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,740 You better than that. 438 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:41,077 - Oh, I know I'm problematic and privileged. 439 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,038 But this isn't Twitter, all right? 440 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,540 This is me. A person in a bar. 441 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,251 And I am just telling you how it was, okay? 442 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:49,461 - Fine. - Yeah. 443 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,713 - Go on, Southern Nancy Meyers. 444 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,257 - Oh, I wish... 445 00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:56,110 I wish I had all these secret hopes and dreams, 446 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:58,928 but the truth is... 447 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,014 The truth is that I met Winston too young 448 00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:04,726 to have any, and then he became my world. 449 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:10,774 I'd divorce him. I would. 450 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,275 But for what? 451 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,945 It's not like I have anything waiting for me 452 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:17,864 on the other side to make it all worth it. 453 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,866 - You have Flo and Jet. 454 00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:22,160 - Until their brains further develop, 455 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,579 and they decide they don't want to have anything 456 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:25,538 to do with me, either. 457 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:26,790 - Eh. 458 00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,416 - My life is over, Shar. 459 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:29,709 And the cruel joke is 460 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:33,380 is that I have to just keep living it anyway. 461 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,382 - Your life is not over. 462 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,719 You're a sparkly person, Brenda. 463 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,179 I mean, obviously hot. 464 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:47,644 - You think I'm hot, huh? 465 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:51,773 - I have two working eyes, so yeah, I do. 466 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,734 You got this, baby. 467 00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:00,281 Divorce his ass. Take a risk. 468 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:13,086 - Excuse me. 469 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:34,315 You hear that? 470 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:37,235 You're one hot bitch. 471 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:47,954 - Ladies and gentlemen, we have a first-timer here tonight. 472 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,456 Please welcome to the stage, 473 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:52,334 singing "Maybe This Time" from "Cabaret." 474 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,878 - Jesus Christ, I can't wait for someone to fuck this up. 475 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,504 - Miss Brenda! 476 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,929 - Hey. 477 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,175 - Fuck. 478 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:46,262 - Oh, it's okay. Oh, it's okay. 479 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:54,104 It's okay. Shh. 480 00:30:54,145 --> 00:30:57,691 Mama. 481 00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,193 - Did you just...? 482 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,933 - I'll take this as your apology 483 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,309 for fucking my man. 484 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,443 - Hey. 485 00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,361 You've been in there for like 30 minutes. 486 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:49,946 Either buy something or get out. 487 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,249 - I'll take a... 488 00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:07,172 - What? Hawaiian Punch slushie? 489 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:10,216 - Exactly. A Hawaiian Slunch punchie. 490 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,101 - You ever think about how I might still be alive 491 00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:22,687 if you never came home? 492 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:23,938 Food for thought. 493 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:52,592 Ooh, look at you. 494 00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:53,968 You got some tricks. 495 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,222 You have a secret? 496 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,224 Ooh. 497 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,435 - Okay, boo. Let's leave the nice man alone. 498 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,771 - Have a great day. 499 00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:16,009 Hello? 500 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,551 What the fuck? 501 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:45,015 - Are you done? 502 00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:48,059 - Ruthie. 503 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,602 What's going on? 504 00:37:49,644 --> 00:37:51,896 - I want your cum. - What? 505 00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:58,570 Oh, right. 506 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:06,161 - Thanks, Brodie. Seriously. 507 00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:10,040 - Are we gonna be friends after this? 508 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:12,208 - Is that what you really want? 509 00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:23,928 - Ruthie, come back! 510 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:25,096 Fuck! 511 00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:36,232 Fuck. 512 00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:46,117 - Yes, bitch! 513 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,494 Ugh! 514 00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:49,204 It's like watching a pimple popping video. 515 00:38:49,245 --> 00:38:51,456 So gross. Ew. 516 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:53,625 Okay, I sort of love it. Keep going. 517 00:39:00,715 --> 00:39:01,966 - Go on. 518 00:39:48,471 --> 00:39:50,015 What the fuck? 519 00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:59,482 Stop! 520 00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:08,700 Huh? 521 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:17,542 - Does he have sausages stuck to his fingers? 522 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:19,002 No, seriously. 523 00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:20,378 Someone explain this to me. 524 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,422 - Oh, give it a rest. He's still learning. 525 00:40:22,464 --> 00:40:23,798 - $200 a lesson. 526 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,675 I could have invested in cryptocurrency. 527 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:29,554 - I like it. It sounds original. 528 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:31,473 - You're right, Julian. 529 00:40:31,514 --> 00:40:32,849 - You're a genius, son. 530 00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:39,856 In front of Brodie. Shameless. 531 00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:44,110 - That's my boy. 532 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,742 This one's going on the fridge. 533 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,494 - Do you want to take one of me, too? 534 00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:54,954 - Oh honey, I would, but there isn't enough room. 535 00:40:54,996 --> 00:40:57,082 It's a very small fridge. 536 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,803 Are you a little ticklish? 537 00:41:09,844 --> 00:41:10,929 Yes, you are. 538 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,555 I know you are. I know you are. 539 00:41:12,597 --> 00:41:15,100 - Okay, can y'all be like 10% less psycho right now? 540 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,601 I'm on shrooms. 541 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:17,787 - Well, if you didn't want the truth, 542 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:20,480 maybe you shouldn't have come back. 543 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:24,275 That's a dead body. That's a dead body. 544 00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:28,446 - Did I... do this? 545 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,365 I want to stop now! 546 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,575 - We're gonna get so shroomy boomy woomy. 547 00:41:32,617 --> 00:41:34,619 We're gonna get so shroomy woomy. 548 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:37,288 - Please! - Okay, calm down. 549 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,374 - Stop doing this to me! 550 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,047 You can't kill me if you already killed me. 551 00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:48,174 Catch-22, or double jeopardy. 552 00:41:48,216 --> 00:41:50,135 Which one has Ashley Judd? 553 00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:52,429 - Shut up. Shut up! 554 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,556 I didn't fucking kill you! 555 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:58,101 A crazy asshole killed you! It wasn't my fault! 556 00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,146 - Oh, you don't believe that. - Yes, I do! 557 00:42:18,455 --> 00:42:20,957 - I'm sorry you're so fucked up. 558 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:07,962 - Uh, is he all right? 559 00:43:08,004 --> 00:43:10,131 - He's fine. 560 00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:33,029 - Hi. - Hi. 561 00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:35,257 - I'm gone for just a little bit 562 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:37,242 and you become a drug dealer? 563 00:43:38,576 --> 00:43:42,414 Um, no, this is... I'm sending in my deposit. 564 00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:45,875 For flight attendant school. I got in. 565 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:51,339 - Julian, what? Congratulations. 566 00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:53,549 - Thanks. 567 00:44:03,351 --> 00:44:05,020 - Do flight attendants gotta do dishes? 568 00:44:05,061 --> 00:44:06,312 - I don't know. 569 00:44:06,354 --> 00:44:08,023 I'm kind of hopeless in that department. 570 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,858 - Let me help. 571 00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:19,868 So I did shrooms today. 572 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:23,121 - Okay. 573 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:30,837 - And there's something I want to talk to you about, 574 00:44:30,879 --> 00:44:32,172 but it's kind of hard. 575 00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:34,883 Just know that I'm coming from a place of love, 576 00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:36,676 and wanting to communicate. 577 00:44:36,718 --> 00:44:39,095 - Are you sure you're not still on shrooms? 578 00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:41,222 - Honestly, no. 579 00:44:43,266 --> 00:44:45,810 But I was thinking about when we were kids, you know, 580 00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:50,315 and how Brenda would always give you special attention. 581 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:53,360 No, she didn't. 582 00:44:53,401 --> 00:44:55,201 I mean, maybe there was, like, a little extra, 583 00:44:55,236 --> 00:44:57,655 'cause of my CP, but, you know, 584 00:44:57,697 --> 00:45:00,867 I had all those surgeries, and the PT. 585 00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:03,161 - Right. That makes sense. 586 00:45:04,996 --> 00:45:08,249 But you have to admit that there was a baseline difference 587 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,670 in the way they would treat me versus how they treated you. 588 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:14,339 - I don't know. 589 00:45:16,508 --> 00:45:18,468 I guess I don't really remember. 590 00:45:19,552 --> 00:45:21,429 I can't do this right now. 591 00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:26,351 Fuck. 592 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,151 Look, I'm just trying to tell you 593 00:45:35,193 --> 00:45:37,320 how I felt as a kid being your brother. 594 00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:40,073 - Which was? - You were the star. 595 00:45:40,115 --> 00:45:42,534 - No, Brodie. That was you. 596 00:45:42,575 --> 00:45:46,246 - Julian, everyone handled you with kid gloves. 597 00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:47,473 And even though I was younger, 598 00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:48,915 I had to help you with everything. 599 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,542 - Do you think I like 600 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,836 having people hover over me all the time? 601 00:45:52,877 --> 00:45:54,504 - I think part of you does. 602 00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:56,232 Because it lets you be the center of attention. 603 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,049 - That is not true. 604 00:45:59,467 --> 00:46:01,261 You know what? 605 00:46:01,302 --> 00:46:04,597 Even if it was, could you blame me? 606 00:46:04,639 --> 00:46:07,767 The second I walk out that door, I'm fucking invisible. 607 00:46:07,809 --> 00:46:10,103 Meanwhile, you walk around with a spotlight on you 608 00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:11,521 at all times, that just says, 609 00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:15,108 "Ooh, please come have sex with me." 610 00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:18,236 - Okay. 611 00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:20,321 - Okay, just... I need to go to bed. 612 00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:25,493 - Julian, I had to become Mr. Charming 613 00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:28,371 because I thought it was the only way someone would love me. 614 00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:30,498 Like, I'm sorry, but being the only adopted one 615 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,836 and being Black in a white family, it's fucked. 616 00:46:34,878 --> 00:46:36,629 - You're right. 617 00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:38,798 I don't know what that feels like, and I'm sorry. 618 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,342 - Thank you. 619 00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:44,471 - But how do you think I feel, as a disabled person, 620 00:46:44,512 --> 00:46:46,556 and when Mom and Dad adopted a kid right after me? 621 00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:50,435 It's like, was I not good enough? 622 00:46:50,477 --> 00:46:53,021 Why did we need someone else? 623 00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:56,649 Brodie, I cannot cosign this epiphany you had while high, 624 00:46:56,691 --> 00:46:58,985 that I'm just, like, the root of all your trauma. 625 00:46:59,027 --> 00:47:00,653 - That is not what I'm saying. 626 00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,614 You're being so defensive right now. 627 00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:05,033 - I am not being defensive. You're being a dick! 628 00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:06,534 - I'm being a dick? 629 00:47:08,286 --> 00:47:10,872 You know what? I wasn't even gonna say it, 630 00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:13,375 but it wasn't enough 631 00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:15,835 that you sucked all the love from our family, 632 00:47:15,877 --> 00:47:18,338 but you had to go and do it with Noah too, huh? 633 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,339 - What bothers you more, Brodie? 634 00:47:19,381 --> 00:47:21,341 That Noah fell for someone else, 635 00:47:21,383 --> 00:47:23,385 or that he fell for someone like me? 636 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:26,179 We were fucking in front of your face the entire time, 637 00:47:26,221 --> 00:47:27,597 and you didn't even notice 638 00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,158 because you couldn't even imagine Noah being into me. 639 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,684 I mean, no one can, apparently. 640 00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:34,354 - I didn't notice because I never thought my own brother 641 00:47:34,396 --> 00:47:35,689 would fuck me over like this. 642 00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:37,357 - That is bullshit. 643 00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:39,067 You don't see me at all, do you? 644 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:40,276 You literally hired someone 645 00:47:40,318 --> 00:47:42,195 to have sex with me without my consent. 646 00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:43,446 It's like, how do you think 647 00:47:43,488 --> 00:47:44,715 that was supposed to make me feel? 648 00:47:44,739 --> 00:47:47,701 - I was trying to help you. 649 00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:51,371 Look, everyone's always trying to help you, Julian. 650 00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:56,251 By the way, have you got Noah to shave for you yet, 651 00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:58,628 or you still having Brenda do that for you? 652 00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:02,090 - Please leave. 653 00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:10,640 - Wow. 654 00:48:11,641 --> 00:48:14,519 First you steal my boyfriend, then you steal my clothes? 655 00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,645 What's next? 656 00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:17,022 You want my passport, Mr. Ripley? 657 00:48:17,063 --> 00:48:18,231 - Oh, fuck off. 658 00:48:18,273 --> 00:48:20,608 - Everyone just feels sorry for you. 659 00:48:20,650 --> 00:48:23,903 That's why they still treat you like a little kid. 660 00:48:23,945 --> 00:48:25,030 When we were younger, 661 00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,090 I couldn't even play fight with you 662 00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:29,117 because you were too fragile. 663 00:48:29,159 --> 00:48:31,745 - Well, I think I can handle myself now. 664 00:48:31,786 --> 00:48:34,122 I mean, I did fuck your boyfriend, 665 00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:36,291 who's in love with me. 666 00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,838 What's wrong, Brodie? Do you want to fight me? 667 00:48:43,923 --> 00:48:46,426 Now, I know why you ignored me so much growing up, 668 00:48:46,468 --> 00:48:48,762 The mystery is finally solved. 669 00:48:48,803 --> 00:48:51,097 You were just so mad that you couldn't beat me up! 670 00:48:52,474 --> 00:48:54,684 Come on, Brodie! Nothing's holding you back now! 671 00:48:57,228 --> 00:48:59,522 - Hey! 672 00:48:59,564 --> 00:49:02,650 What the fuck? Brodie, what did you do? 673 00:49:02,692 --> 00:49:05,487 - What did I do? He started it! 674 00:49:05,528 --> 00:49:06,696 - What are you, five? 675 00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,449 I think you need to leave. Now! 676 00:49:12,994 --> 00:49:14,954 - No, I got it. I got it. 677 00:50:28,069 --> 00:50:29,654 - Babe, are you okay? 678 00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:32,157 What happened? What? 679 00:50:32,198 --> 00:50:34,034 The babies all right? 680 00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:35,994 - Yeah, they're fine. 681 00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:39,414 Oh fuck, this is so annoying. I can't stop fucking crying. 682 00:50:39,456 --> 00:50:42,417 - Ruthie, just tell me what's going on. 683 00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:48,089 - What's going on is that I am a shitty parent. 684 00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,759 - Come on, babe. You're fine. 685 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,010 You learning. 686 00:50:56,097 --> 00:50:59,976 - You know, I really thought something was wrong with me. 687 00:51:00,018 --> 00:51:04,397 Like, postpartum, except I didn't even carry them. 688 00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:09,319 But then tonight, Flo said their first word. 689 00:51:10,612 --> 00:51:13,073 - What? 690 00:51:13,114 --> 00:51:14,199 Really? 691 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:17,702 W... w... what was it? 692 00:51:20,955 --> 00:51:24,626 - "Mama." - Oh. 693 00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:30,090 Flo called me Mama, and it was like, fuck. 694 00:51:37,889 --> 00:51:41,142 I thought I never wanted to be a parent. 695 00:51:46,106 --> 00:51:49,109 But now I think I just never wanted to be a dad. 696 00:51:52,862 --> 00:51:54,782 Fuck, I'm really making up for lost time tonight. 697 00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:03,790 - Shar, I promise you, from here on out... 698 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,128 That I am going to show up for our family. 699 00:52:10,171 --> 00:52:12,966 Okay? 700 00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:17,512 I am going to be the best goddamn mom to our kids. 701 00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:45,999 - Thank you. 702 00:54:09,207 --> 00:54:10,207 - Hey, Mom. 703 00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:15,005 - What were you playing? It was gorgeous. 704 00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:23,179 - I should never come back here. 705 00:54:26,474 --> 00:54:30,270 Everything I touch... 706 00:54:30,311 --> 00:54:31,688 turns to shit. 707 00:54:36,234 --> 00:54:41,698 - It's okay. 708 00:54:44,659 --> 00:54:46,619 It's okay. 50090

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