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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,347 - John Brinda. - Here. 2 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:17,225 - Brodie Beaumont. - Here. 3 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,520 - PJ Carlin. - Present. 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,565 - Michael Kalus. - Here. 5 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,525 - Ryan Molina. - Here. 6 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,279 - O'Neill. 7 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,033 O'Neill. 8 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:37,412 . 9 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,581 Damn it, , I can see you. 10 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,925 - Ruthie? 11 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,470 Ruthie? 12 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,847 Ruthie. 13 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,557 This is so unprofessional. 14 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,477 What would make you think this is okay? 15 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,901 - I understand. 16 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,059 Okay. 17 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,812 So half of these are water, 18 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,439 half are vodka, and I definitely mixed them up, 19 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,316 so I have no idea which is which. 20 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,776 - Hey, babe? 21 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,487 - Like, do we try them now so we know which is which? 22 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,656 Or do we just play alcoholic roulette 23 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:55,800 when we get to the parade? - Okay. 24 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,535 Here's another possibility. - Huh? 25 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:01,621 - What if we just stay home, cuddle, and watch the news? 26 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,790 - "The news"? - Yeah, you know the news. 27 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,667 Those channels that make me suicidal. 28 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,837 - Uh, you have actively avoided watching any coverage 29 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,296 of the shooter's trial. 30 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:14,092 And now you want to... - And maybe that was a mistake. 31 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,177 - Okay, fine. 32 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,013 I don't care what happens to him, 33 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,806 and I have no desire to watch. 34 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,683 I don't want to go because I don't know 35 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,244 if I can see "he who must not be named" 36 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,894 without punching him. - Really? 37 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,939 My trans girlfriend is quoting Harry Potter? 38 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,482 - I'm reclaiming it. 39 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,210 Plus, it seems like something that would piss off Joanne, 40 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,444 and that's a fun bonus. 41 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,362 - Okay, I know you mad at Brodie, but... 42 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,322 - Well, this is all his fault. 43 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,742 - What? 44 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:42,412 - Ruthie, I am trying so hard to be patient with you. 45 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,539 I really am. But are you fucking kidding me? 46 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,499 This is not a Brodie problem. 47 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,418 This is a you and Brodie problem. 48 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:51,004 He's a bad influence, yeah, but you lie to me. 49 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,923 You sneak out. You. 50 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,800 You get that, huh? 51 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:59,387 And if you can't acknowledge that after all of this, 52 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,182 I don't know what we doing here. 53 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,059 - I do get that. 54 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,810 Really. 55 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,730 - Okay. 56 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,441 Now, the kids are at Brenda's. 57 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,527 We have the whole day to ourselves. 58 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:18,740 Can we please go to this parade and have fun? 59 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,241 Please? 60 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,994 - Of course. - Yaap. 61 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,288 - You're making too big of a deal about this. 62 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,748 - Am I? Or are you delusional? 63 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,000 - Brodie, delusional? - Never. 64 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,794 - Ha ha, you're hilarious. 65 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,630 This is the perfect opportunity for us to hash things out. 66 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,257 Think about it... we'll be on a moving float together. 67 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,717 She can't run away. 68 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,195 - That sounds like a really good idea. 69 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,595 - Thank you. 70 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,722 - Okay, I'm just gonna throw this out there. 71 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,266 Have you ever considered giving Ruthie some space? 72 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,435 - No. I fucked up. 73 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,562 I have to do something about it. 74 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,859 - Sounds like drama. 75 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,112 Maybe I'll skip lunch and go to the parade. 76 00:03:57,153 --> 00:04:00,115 - Wow. Is Noah a little scared? 77 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,950 - I'm not scared. 78 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,886 I just don't know if I want to have lunch with my dad, 79 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,121 I mean, 'cause our shit's complicated, 80 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,330 and that's... - Scary? 81 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,456 - Shut up. 82 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,375 I mean, he's never even visited me here. 83 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,544 - Well, he's here now, right? 84 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,422 I mean... that's progress. 85 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,799 - I guess? 86 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,427 But, like, what am I gonna do with him, you know? 87 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,303 I made a list of 40 possible things 88 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,805 that we could do after lunch. 89 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,932 40, and 2 of the things listed 90 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:29,185 are "sports bar" and "bar to watch sports." 91 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,354 I mean... 92 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,231 Maybe I'm overthinking it. 93 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,067 - What if I came to lunch? - Instead of my dad? 94 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,403 That'd be so much more fun. 95 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,156 - I'm serious. I'd love to meet him. 96 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,758 Also, I mean, after all the amazing things 97 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,368 you've said about him, it's like, how could I not? 98 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,495 - I would love that. 99 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,039 But are you ready for that? 100 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,874 - I grew up in the Beaumont household, okay? 101 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,043 I'm immune to parental intimidation. 102 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,503 Also, I want to figure out your secrets. 103 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,047 You can tell a lot about someone 104 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,174 from meeting their parents. - Mm. Never mind. 105 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:03,053 Consider yourself uninvited, you little spy. 106 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:06,348 No one I've ever dated has met him. 107 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:09,476 Well, I'd be honored to be the first. 108 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:17,859 Also, um, maybe we should think about telling Brodie. 109 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,028 - I mean, not that I'm passing the blame, 110 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,214 but why do these kids have to film every fucking moment 111 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,531 at every fucking party anyways? 112 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,241 Can't they just live in the moment? 113 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,118 Is that too much to fucking ask? 114 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,748 - Maybe we wait to tell Brodie. 115 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,583 - Mm-hmm. 116 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,616 - Oh, okay, so try to throw just one at a time. 117 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,160 And don't lob a bag at anyone's head. 118 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,578 - But what if they deserve it? 119 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,205 - That's a good question. 120 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,082 - It's not a good question. 121 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,208 - I thought it was. 122 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,918 - All right, people, listen, 123 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,629 we're giving good vibes, not concussions. 124 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,008 - Every day the jury takes 125 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,676 is like a slap in our fucking faces. 126 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,845 I swear, if he doesn't get at least a life sentence, 127 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,139 I'm gonna riot. - Yeah? 128 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,391 You gonna flip a cop car? 129 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,393 - Okay, maybe not me. 130 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,912 But I am gonna watch the news coverage 131 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,230 of a Cane's getting looted with glee. 132 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,816 How are they still talking? What is there to talk about? 133 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,651 - I have no idea... - Ugh, and that interview 134 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,212 last night with the shooter's cousin... 135 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,196 "You know, he was always such a sweet guy." 136 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,823 Really, bitch? Always? 137 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,050 'Cause I can think of a moment 138 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,576 where he wasn't that fucking sweet. 139 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,494 - Babe, I think maybe 140 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,621 you should take a break from watching. 141 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,790 - Not gonna happen. 142 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,044 But you can punish me for it later. 143 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,545 - What a sweetheart. 144 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,797 But I told you I have to work tonight. 145 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,758 - Yeah, you do have to work tonight... 146 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,509 on this ass. Tshh. 147 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:20,190 - Okay! Okay! - Okay. 148 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,025 - You look amazing. - Thank you. You too. 149 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,153 - I'm sorry, but a fucking soy latte? 150 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,489 The order of acceptable coffee milks is oat, almond, 151 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,324 skim, 2%, whole, then soy. 152 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,576 Soy fucks up my T levels. 153 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,787 Bitch. 154 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,539 - I think this bitch may be a literal demon. 155 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,249 - I know, but floats are expensive, 156 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,669 and Babyl-Strong put up some of the money. 157 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,046 - Why are we here? 158 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,774 - 'Cause we're trying to give back some hope 159 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,050 to our community. 160 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,427 - Oh. 161 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,262 - What? Is that dumb? 162 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,515 - Nah. 163 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,950 I was just expecting some bitchy aside 164 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,935 about enemas or some shit. 165 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,771 - We still got time for that. - You nasty. 166 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,024 - Brodie, I am so glad we're double-teaming this. 167 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,277 We should... do that more often. 168 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,073 - Now I feel unclean. 169 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,201 Hold up, wait a minute. 170 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,787 Your little float need Bussey in it. 171 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,716 - Do you really need to do that? 172 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,260 - Study? Yes. - You have, like, a 4.2 GPA. 173 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,179 I'm pretty sure you don't need to cram for a Beowulf quiz. 174 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,889 - You've met my parents. 175 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,642 - Brenda's fine. She just... - Married Winston. 176 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,061 - Okay, well, that's a good argument. 177 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,397 You know what else is a good argument? 178 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,326 - Get to class, boys. 179 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,041 - There will be no grinding, 180 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:05,628 no drinking, no hanky-panky of any kind. 181 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,214 And you are responsible 182 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,091 for the behavior of your dates. 183 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,010 So I want you to think carefully 184 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,803 about the character of any girl 185 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,431 you would bring to our school. 186 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,016 - Uh, question. 187 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,352 Does this also apply to any boys we might bring? 188 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,687 - Cut it out, . 189 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,981 This is a Catholic dance at a Catholic school. 190 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,567 There will be Catholic expectations. 191 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,445 - Huh, got it. No boys. - Exactly. 192 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,905 - Just little boys. 193 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,740 - Okay, okay. 194 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,950 Look, I like jokes, too, but that's enough. 195 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,786 I don't want to JUG anybody. 196 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,079 - Uh, question. 197 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,122 Do these rules still apply to Father Tim? 198 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,750 And if so, has anyone seen him since he was transferred 199 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,811 to a different Catholic school in the middle of the night? 200 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,005 - Very funny. 201 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,675 You know what else is funny, Mr. O'Neill? 202 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,635 You're out of uniform. 203 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,303 - No, I'm not. 204 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,639 Do you think I'd be wearing a blazer if I didn't have to? 205 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,224 - Where's your tie? 206 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,486 Put it on correctly and have a seat. 207 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,988 - Uh, the handbook doesn't say where I have to wear my tie, 208 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,782 just that I have to wear it. 209 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,535 - I'm not kidding, . Put it on right. 210 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,207 - No. 211 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,668 I-I don't... 212 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,837 No. 213 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,423 - Do you want me to JUG you? 214 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,508 - Not really, but it feels like you're making 215 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,176 a big fucking deal about a tie. 216 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,887 - That's it. Bring me your JUG card. 217 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,190 Now put it on correctly, 218 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:52,944 or you're going to Mr. Jameson's office, now. 219 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,569 - You okay? 220 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,571 What was that about? 221 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:40,283 - Okay, are there any questions before we take the quiz? 222 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,620 - Yeah, I've got one. 223 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,206 Don't you think calling detentions "Justice Under God" 224 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,540 is a little gay? 225 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,959 I mean, being overdramatic is usually our thing. 226 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,388 - Oh, my God, you missed JCJ almost murder his assistant 227 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,723 over some very weird and specific dairy opinions. 228 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:07,602 - Yeah, well, it's probably a pretty stressful day. 229 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,772 - Wow, that must've been embarrassing for you, huh? 230 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,494 - I think he's gonna like this place. 231 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,246 - That's cute that you think that. 232 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,456 - Hear me out. It's close to the parade. 233 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,625 - He'll hate that it's close to the parade. 234 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,061 - Okay, then why'd you pick it, then? 235 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,562 We could've gone somewhere on the other side of town. 236 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,673 - Then he would hate that we weren't near the parade. 237 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,882 - Oh. 238 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,592 He sounds fun. 239 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,802 - I'm sorry. 240 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,512 It's a bad habit. 241 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,097 He's okay. 242 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,684 Uh, you know, the first couple days will be a journey, 243 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,020 but, uh, he'll soften up. 244 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,022 I mean, he came. - Yeah. 245 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,690 - I understand you want contingencies. 246 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,608 Okay, well, here's a contingency. 247 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,028 I'll let you call me again contingent on the fact 248 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,863 that you don't waste my time. 249 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,157 I'm walking into a meeting. 250 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,994 What's good here? 251 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,666 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah, I want them beads! 252 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,896 - Whoo! 253 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,995 - I saw them. - Ain't nobody saw. 254 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,473 - I don't understand how we having this conversion. 255 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,291 - Also, Bussey, I saw you literally beat a man to death. 256 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,960 - That motherfucker had it coming. 257 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,005 - Brodie, come over here and be on my side. 258 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049 - Uh, your side of what now? 259 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,385 - Can you pay attention to the rest of the world? 260 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,678 The trial, bitch. 261 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,554 - Oh, not interested. 262 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:10,058 - Okay, so the man who shot you is on trial, 263 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,535 and you don't care... How is that possible? 264 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,020 - I don't know. I guess I got my fill the first time. 265 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,523 - That's fucking insane to me. - Okay, calm down. 266 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,442 He can have his opinion, no matter how wrong he is. 267 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,569 - Thank you. 268 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,863 - And you can have yours, no matter how wrong you are. 269 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,115 - Thank you. 270 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,449 - Look, I just think 271 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,493 the motherfucker needs the death penalty. 272 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,829 - Now, I don't think I deserve all that. 273 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,205 - I can't be the only person 274 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,557 who thinks he should get the chair. 275 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,959 - Baby, I don't think they do the chair no more. 276 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,336 Lock his ass up, throw away the key, yes. 277 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,464 - Why do we protest the prison industrial complex, 278 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:45,135 but once we the victim, suddenly we all for it? 279 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,641 All right, yeah, fuck that dude. 280 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,310 Throw away the key. - Hear-motherfuckin'-hear. 281 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,104 - I mean, I'm definitely on team fuck him, 282 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,148 but life in prison 283 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,607 seems like a decent punishment 284 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,028 for being a violent, murderous, homophobic shit stain. 285 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,904 - Yeah, well, you weren't there, so... 286 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,781 - Shit, babe, I'm sorry. 287 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,283 You're right. 288 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,325 - It's okay. 289 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,678 Just know that while I'm paying you, 290 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,662 I'm always right. 291 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,832 - Did y'all read that manifesto somebody leaked on Reddit? 292 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,500 - What, he not a fan of the gays? 293 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,503 - Girl, at one point, this motherfucker said, 294 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,297 "I hate to say it, 295 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,216 but these faggots are destroying our culture." 296 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,636 And I'm like, "Really, bitch? Do you hate to say it?" 297 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,180 You wrote 20 pages. 298 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,599 Seems like your ass loves to say it. 299 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,484 - Hey. 300 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,213 - Wow. 301 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,256 So this is where they keep all the candy and beads. 302 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,175 - Yeah, we can pretend you want the tour, 303 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,635 or we could just... 304 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,312 - Okay, boys, put away the "Playboys." 305 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,690 - Yes, sir, they're all gone. 306 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,861 - Brodie, I saw your biology midterm. 307 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,529 - I got an A-minus. 308 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,841 - Which is not good enough if your goals are what they are. 309 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,801 If you want to get into a med school that matters, 310 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,703 you really need to make yourself stand out. 311 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,455 - Yes, sir, but I really... 312 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,540 - I know you're not talking back to me right now. 313 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,250 - No, sir. Sorry. 314 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,378 - All right, boys, it's late. Lights out. 315 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,182 - I fucking hate that guy. 316 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,771 You okay? 317 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:48,610 Do you want me to be honest or pretend you're someone else? 318 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,487 - I'm sorry. 319 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,322 Hey, if it's any consolation, 320 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,324 the rich white guy always loses in the end. 321 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,785 - Oh, shit, is that not right? 322 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,172 How do he and Brenda not know you're gay? 323 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,924 - Denial is one hell of a drug. 324 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,469 - Do you think... 325 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,473 I don't know. 326 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,183 Maybe you should tell them. 327 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,353 - Hey, at least Brenda. 328 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,605 She doesn't seem to mind all this gay. 329 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,360 - She's, like... 330 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:34,114 like, an "I have friends who are gay" person. 331 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,868 It's different when it's your kid. 332 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,000 - Yeah. 333 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,216 - You know what? 334 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,844 You're right. - I am? 335 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,886 - Yeah. 336 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,889 Like, what the fuck am I doing? 337 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,725 I'm stressed all the time. 338 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,893 I let them dictate my whole life. 339 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,895 I got to stop living in fear. 340 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,607 - Oh, my God, who is she? Where did she come from? 341 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,859 - Okay, okay! 342 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,235 Look, look, look, I don't... 343 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,320 I don't know how I should do it, 344 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,322 but it's got to be big. 345 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,663 Let's go to the dance together. 346 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,207 We'll... we'll wear matching suits. 347 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,501 We'll make out on the dance floor 348 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,146 and watch Father Antonelli's head explode. 349 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,921 - Oh, my God, fuck that homophobe. 350 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,841 - It'll be worth all the JUGs. - Oh, my God. I love it! 351 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,885 Yeah. Yes! 352 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,345 - Ohh... 353 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,305 - Wait, so are you gonna stop being a psycho 354 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,474 about schoolwork you hate but pretend to love? 355 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,309 - Okay, well, let's not get crazy. 356 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,603 That one may take a while. 357 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,938 I still have work to do. 358 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,322 I love you. 359 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366 You know that, right? 360 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,996 - I do. 361 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,956 - I love you, too. 362 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,964 - Okay. 363 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,926 To being who you really are no matter what. 364 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,640 Hey. 365 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:27,268 , you there? - Yeah. Whoa. 366 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,895 Sorry, zoned out there. 367 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,982 To being who we really are. 368 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,050 - Excuse me. 369 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,469 Excuse me. There she is. 370 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,806 You okay? 371 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,099 - Yeah. 372 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,478 Brodie just won't leave me... 373 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,313 Ugh. 374 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,066 Honestly, I just want to... 375 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,070 I'm fine. 376 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,449 - I get that it's weird, 377 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,618 but, you know, you can talk to me. 378 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,245 - Oh, really? 379 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,515 I don't even think I should be seen with you, let alone talk. 380 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,294 Nice. 381 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,755 You and Brodie really know how to make a girl feel special. 382 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,757 - No, I'm... I'm sorry. I just meant because... 383 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,258 - Whatever. Whatever. 384 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,640 What? 385 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,893 - I like your skirt. 386 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,064 - Thanks. 387 00:21:56,775 --> 00:22:00,070 - You know, you can talk to me about... 388 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,031 Whatever... 389 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,574 if you want. 390 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,960 Hey, be careful. 391 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,881 - Careful of what? 392 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,634 Someone who actually wants to be seen with me? 393 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,761 Yeah, I'm good. 394 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,848 Happy Mardi Gras. 395 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,101 Oh, you got any extras? 396 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:37,190 - Whatever. I think you should be proud of yourself. 397 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,817 - For what? 398 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,902 Turning Mingus into a fuckboy? 399 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,656 Or alienating my best friend? 400 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,909 - Bitch, I was talking about the damn float. 401 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,537 What happened to bringing hope back to the community 402 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,705 and all this shit? 403 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,389 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. 404 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,807 - Hey. 405 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,225 - I thought Julian was coming. 406 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,978 - Oh, yeah, he said he had to go to the bathroom. 407 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,234 - So is this the... - Okay, yes. 408 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,611 Look, I know it's a lot, but I think it'll be perfect 409 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,405 for Operation Faggotry. 410 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,199 I might need to get better at naming operations. 411 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,580 You okay? 412 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,832 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. 413 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,712 - Okay, so I was thinking that... 414 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,630 - We need to break up. 415 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,843 - What? 416 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:50,055 - I've been thinking about it a lot, and, um... 417 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,765 - You have? 418 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:55,852 When? - A lot, like, all the time. 419 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,271 And it's the only thing to do, so... 420 00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,898 yeah, we should do that. 421 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,775 We should break up. 422 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:06,363 - We just said we loved each other. 423 00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,299 Like, like, is... is this because I'm not out yet? 424 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,092 Because I can... I can call my parents right now 425 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,719 and come out to them if that's what you want. 426 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,262 Just tell me what you want, , please... 427 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,579 - Don't! Just... 428 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,456 I don't know what I want 429 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,957 or why things are the way they are 430 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,251 or if I'm just losing my mind. 431 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:24,839 But I feel guilty and sad, and I want us to be friends. 432 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,466 And I know that's fucked up to say, 433 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,968 and I don't want to be fucked up to you, but... 434 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,471 I don't know how to be... 435 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,057 or... or who to be. 436 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,059 Or, um... 437 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,770 Um... 438 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,314 I-I just... I can't. 439 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:42,774 - ! 440 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,444 - Look, I know I'm not your favorite person, 441 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,320 but she won't even talk to me. 442 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,156 I fucked up. 443 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,201 What if I go to her disciplinary hearing? 444 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,288 I can explain the whole thing and tell them it was my fault. 445 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,832 - The hearing was yesterday, Brodie. 446 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:22,017 - What ever happened to that, uh, med school buddy? 447 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,685 I never got to meet him. 448 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,229 - Well, unlike my med school boyfriend, 449 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:29,524 Julian is there for me and cares about me. 450 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:32,777 - Also, um, he dropped out of med school, just FYI. 451 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,196 - What do you do, Julian? 452 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,865 - Um, I actually just applied 453 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,908 to this flight attendant program. 454 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,368 - Sounds great. 455 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,788 - What about the partner track? How's that treating you? 456 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,125 - It's great. 457 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,543 - Good. 458 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,754 Well, at least you're going somewhere. 459 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:54,174 That's good. Uh, I'm happy for you. 460 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,717 - Thanks, Papi. 461 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,177 Um, so I was thinking 462 00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:59,971 we could maybe see some live music tonight... 463 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,681 - Noah, you know, I was thinking 464 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,409 about what I faced when I came to this country 465 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,352 with nothing but the shoes on my feet... 466 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:07,896 Which I stole from my cousin, by the way. 467 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,856 And now look at your old man. 468 00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,901 I'm speaking at the biggest realtor's conference 469 00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,194 in the country. 470 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:17,572 That's the kind of success I want for you. 471 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,616 - You didn't say anything about a conference. 472 00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,493 - Well, of course I did. 473 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,536 That's why I'm in New Orleans. 474 00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:26,331 Anyway, I'm glad I got a chance to see it. 475 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:28,750 I do hope you, uh, fly to Detroit soon 476 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,919 because it'd be great to have you at home. 477 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,295 - Yeah, I will do that. 478 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,590 - Julian. - I'd love to come to Detroit. 479 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:39,094 - Uh, it was nice to meet you. 480 00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,855 - I just don't understand why I'm the asshole here. 481 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,565 Why? Because I want justice? 482 00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:55,568 - Babe, it's okay for you to feel however you want. 483 00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:58,363 - Yeah, I know that. Thank you, Dr. Ali. 484 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:01,825 - Okay. Just trying to help. 485 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,284 - Mm. 486 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:06,996 Honestly, if you want to help... 487 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:08,915 you can blow my back out later. 488 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,045 - I have work later, remember? I have a client. 489 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:17,882 But tomorrow I will do whatever my baby needs. 490 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:21,261 - Mm. I don't understand why you still do that. 491 00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:23,888 - That, meaning my job? 492 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,223 - Yeah, seeing other clients. 493 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,475 - Well, honey, I care about you, 494 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,144 but I need to make money, too. 495 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,563 - What happened to the money I gave you at the crip rave? 496 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,648 Is that not enough to buy me, like, any exclusivity? 497 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:35,191 - Babe... 498 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:36,669 - No, tell me how much money you need 499 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,611 to fuck the unlovable asshole. - Look... 500 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:42,365 I'm a fucking person, not just a dick on legs. 501 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:43,658 I didn't take the money. 502 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,203 I put the money back at the crip rave. 503 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:48,872 I thought we could have a relationship, 504 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,833 but you're not really relationship material, are you? 505 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,918 - Wow. 506 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,504 How the hell was I supposed to know we were in a relationship? 507 00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:58,465 - You never listen. 508 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:01,551 I told you I care about you. 509 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,112 What do I have to say for you to get it 510 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,262 through your thick skull? 511 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,430 - I don't know. 512 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,848 How about, are you Richard Gere? 513 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:07,849 'Cause I want you to make 514 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:09,726 my "Pretty Woman" dreams come true. 515 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,227 - Fuck you. 516 00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:13,313 You know how complicated and fucked up it is 517 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,565 to fall for a client? 518 00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,530 I can't do this. 519 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,994 - Fuck. 520 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:37,671 - Girl, I am not having this conversation. 521 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:40,840 - I just, like, I texted him, and he didn't even answer. 522 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,509 I don't know what... - Excuse me. 523 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:45,011 - Oh... - Uh, okay. 524 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:48,890 What is happening right now? - Ruthie, I have to fix this. 525 00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:50,785 I was an asshole, and I can't let you lose your job 526 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:51,810 because of me. 527 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:54,396 - Do you know something I don't? 528 00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:55,438 - What do you mean? 529 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,607 - I mean, I wasn't fired. 530 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,609 - You weren't? - No. 531 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:01,695 I mean, I had the hearing. They wanted to fire me. 532 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,363 But I played the trans card. 533 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:04,590 I played the "hate crime victim" card. 534 00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:06,241 Hell, I played every card I had, 535 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:08,576 and then I maxed them out. 536 00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,662 They put me on leave of absence until the fall. 537 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:15,542 - Wait, then why are you still mad at me? 538 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:18,628 - Really? 539 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,966 Do... do you really not get this? 540 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:26,803 - I mean, things aren't great, but they seem to be okay. 541 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,472 - Okay? 542 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,518 You don't care who you hurt. 543 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,979 You just steamroll everyone, me included, 544 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:38,314 time and time again. 545 00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:40,608 Brodie... 546 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,611 you dragged me to Babylon that night. 547 00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:46,281 And I missed one of the most important moments 548 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,241 of my life, okay? 549 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,993 I can't get that back. 550 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:52,537 - Okay, but how could I have known any of that was... 551 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,056 - Well, no. Of course you couldn't know. 552 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,541 To know, you need to actually think about other people. 553 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,128 - Okay. 554 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,297 You're right. That's... that's totally true. 555 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,591 - Okay, no. Ew. Don't do that. 556 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,634 Okay, self... self-awareness about bad behavior 557 00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,596 doesn't make it not bad behavior. 558 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,431 - Look, fuck this. 559 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:12,974 You're so full of shit. 560 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,410 - Yeah, and there's the real fucking Brodie. 561 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,685 - No, I'm serious. 562 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,437 Like, what the hell are you talking about? 563 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,564 - I'm talking about how you're a selfish, 564 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,358 self-destructive narcissist 565 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:24,069 with an unending need for validation 566 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,445 that lives somewhere near 567 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:28,198 where a normal person's heart should be. 568 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,575 You never show up for me, Brodie. 569 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,952 - Bullshit. I've shown up for you. 570 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:35,038 You know I've shown up for you. - Do I know that? 571 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,041 Do I know that? - You know what? Fuck you. 572 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,626 Like, am I selfish? 573 00:32:39,668 --> 00:32:41,544 Am I self-destructive? - Yeah. 574 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:43,213 - Yeah, sure, but so are you. 575 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:46,007 You know, I actually don't remember forcing you 576 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:47,384 to do anything. 577 00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:48,903 Did I make you drink with your student? 578 00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:50,613 Did I make you sneak out of the house that night 579 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:51,846 to go to Babylon? 580 00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:54,516 I mean, Jesus Christ, stop yelling at me 581 00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:56,518 for all the things you hate about yourself 582 00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,561 and your own fucking regrets, ! 583 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,359 Ruthie... 584 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:06,820 I am so... - Wow. 585 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,739 - No, that slipped out, and, um, 586 00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,241 I've known you since... - Yeah. 587 00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:12,992 - And I... - You know what? 588 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,331 You're right. 589 00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:21,001 I am selfish. 590 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:24,170 I am self-destructive. 591 00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:26,047 But six months ago, 592 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:29,175 I was in a relationship with someone I loved. 593 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:31,469 I was about to have babies. 594 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:34,973 I had a job that I loved and that loved me. 595 00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:37,684 I was happy. 596 00:33:37,726 --> 00:33:40,478 And then you showed up. 597 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,564 The best version of me 598 00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:45,150 only exists when you're not here. 599 00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,194 And it's not just me. 600 00:33:48,236 --> 00:33:51,031 Other people's lives were better without you, too. 601 00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:59,205 Noah and Daddius were together, by the way. 602 00:33:59,247 --> 00:34:02,876 Noah is in love with him. 603 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:05,378 Not that you even noticed. 604 00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,176 - Hi. 605 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,728 - You didn't want to go to the dance? 606 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,689 - Yeah. 607 00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:07,190 No. 608 00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,947 I love when they do "The Real World" marathons. 609 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,115 - Yeah. 610 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,575 You just missed Seattle. 611 00:35:19,035 --> 00:35:20,745 - I love Seattle. 612 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,455 - David is so hot. 613 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,168 - Hawaii's not bad. 614 00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:34,342 Okay, so I know you're going through some things, 615 00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:38,680 and I'm probably the last person you want to talk to... 616 00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:42,017 but I thought maybe you'd want this back. 617 00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:43,518 - Thanks. 618 00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:50,233 - Open it. 619 00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:17,594 You hate it. 620 00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:22,807 Do you want me to be honest or pretend you're someone else? 621 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,934 - Honest. 622 00:36:24,976 --> 00:36:26,936 - I don't have to wear it, do I? 623 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,316 No. 624 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:34,235 I found that crumpled-up note, and... 625 00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:36,071 it's a symbol. 626 00:36:38,156 --> 00:36:40,742 I see you. 627 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:43,953 - Good, 'cause it's an ugly fucking dress. 628 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:55,006 - You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to. 629 00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:57,592 But I'm here. 630 00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:02,013 I mean, you didn't get very far in your letter 631 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,933 before you bailed, so... 632 00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:07,268 Whew. 633 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:14,442 I don't even know where to start. 634 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,753 How old are you when you do swimming lessons? 635 00:37:33,795 --> 00:37:35,797 - Four, five. 636 00:37:37,632 --> 00:37:38,842 - Right. 637 00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:43,596 It was during swimming lessons, 638 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,474 and I'd reached that age where my mom thought I was too old 639 00:37:46,516 --> 00:37:50,311 to go into the women's locker room with her... 640 00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:52,689 and that I should go into the men's room by myself. 641 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:58,945 I cried, just cried. 642 00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,822 I couldn't stop. 643 00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:05,910 I remember trying, and I-I couldn't. 644 00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:09,122 My dad thought I was just being a pussy, and... 645 00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:12,167 Yeah, sure, I probably was. 646 00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:16,755 And for a long time, I thought that's what was going on. 647 00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,676 But now I know what was going on. 648 00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:27,932 And... and once you see it, you can't unsee it. 649 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:40,153 I... 650 00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:45,492 I really wanted to go to the dance with you. 651 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,954 I thought it would be so cool to be there for you 652 00:38:49,996 --> 00:38:52,707 for this big coming-out moment. 653 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:58,380 But I couldn't put on a suit, not even one more time. 654 00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,386 - It's okay. 655 00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,650 - Have you chosen a name yet? 656 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:20,151 - Ooh... 657 00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:24,864 No. 658 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:26,783 I don't know what I'm doing. 659 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,207 - How about Ruthie? 660 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,753 Can you imagine? 661 00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:40,880 How dumb would it be if I named myself 662 00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:43,008 after the girl who had her stomach pumped 663 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:44,676 on "The Real World: Hawaii"? 664 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,388 - Sounds like a premonition. 665 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,557 - Shut up. Mm. 666 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,269 I love you. 667 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,856 - I love you, too. 668 00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:31,389 - I'm sorry, but that was... - Yep. 669 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,558 - I just... I can't believe someone 670 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,894 so thoughtful and empathetic came from him. 671 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:38,813 - I don't know. He has had a hard life. 672 00:40:38,855 --> 00:40:41,274 - Well, yeah, but... - And he's trying. 673 00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:42,859 He's never done that before. 674 00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:46,196 - What? Be rude to the waitstaff? 675 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:52,410 He asked about me, and he met you. 676 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,746 - That's a pretty low bar, right? 677 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:58,667 - And one he's literally never cleared until today. 678 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:02,420 - Well, thank God I came to lunch and charmed him. 679 00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,062 - If you're just joining us, the Babylon shooter 680 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,147 has been found guilty on all counts. 681 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,733 Prosecutors will be seeking the death penalty. 682 00:42:14,325 --> 00:42:15,702 - And now a special report... 683 00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,495 The tragic nightclub shooting verdict is in. 684 00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,664 After a lengthy deliberation... 685 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:22,709 - Should we go to the bedroom? - Shut up. 686 00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:02,707 - Hey, how was the parade? 687 00:43:05,585 --> 00:43:08,672 - How could you? - What do you mean? 688 00:43:08,713 --> 00:43:12,300 - All this time, I felt guilty for how I treated you. 689 00:43:12,342 --> 00:43:15,011 I thought I was the bad guy. 690 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:17,472 It turns out you're no fucking saint. 691 00:43:17,514 --> 00:43:18,932 - I didn't say I was. 692 00:43:18,973 --> 00:43:22,060 - Were you just not gonna tell me about the two of you? 693 00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:28,858 Look, however you found out is not how I wanted you to. 694 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,902 But I suppose it's better that you know... 695 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:34,406 - Yeah, I'm so glad you think this is better. 696 00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:36,032 - Look, we didn't plan on it, 697 00:43:36,074 --> 00:43:37,968 and we wouldn't have jumped in if it wasn't something special, 698 00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:41,788 but what Julian and I have, it is special. 699 00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:05,020 - I was talking about Daddius. 50034

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