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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,563 - Almost done. 2 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:23,398 - Most of the country is in a drought, 3 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,317 and you are literally taking showers for 20 minutes! 4 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:29,529 - Sorry. 5 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,073 - It's okay. 6 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,325 Solving climate change seems kind of hopeless anyway. 7 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,709 - Brodie, I'm leaving. 8 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:08,610 - What in the gay hell? 9 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,511 - Hey, I forgot my... 10 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,349 Never mind. 11 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,419 Hey, Mom? 12 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,713 - Yeah? 13 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,257 - Have you seen that... Uh, that jacket? 14 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,759 It was... it was just here. 15 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,469 The... the hot one. 16 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,264 - Um, I think so. 17 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,394 - Oh, yes. Thank you. 18 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,646 Gimme. - You mean myjacket? 19 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,774 - Yes. Can I borrow it? 20 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,151 - Hmm. What's the occasion? 21 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,778 - Nothing. Come on. 22 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:15,862 Gimme. - Tell me. Tell me. 23 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:16,988 - Stop. 24 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,120 Who are you texting? 25 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,915 It looks like someone just peed in your Cheerios. 26 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:27,956 - No one. 27 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,418 Thank you. - Fine. 28 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,629 I know, we share everything. 29 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:39,052 I kind of miss you borrowing my clothes for your looks. 30 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,471 You remember that, uh, slip nightgown? 31 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,848 It was so "Romy and Michele." 32 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,350 - Mm, yeah. 33 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,936 A-buh-buh. Mom! 34 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:49,312 - What? Come on. 35 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,314 I didn't even look. 36 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,607 - Okay, I gotta go. 37 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,109 I'm already running late, 38 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,003 and my friend's waiting for me, so I'll see you later. 39 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,780 - Okay. Well, I'm heading out. Why don't I drop you off? 40 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,491 - I am not going anywhere with you in that. 41 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,285 You look like "Emily in Paris." 42 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,704 - Don't be jealous. 43 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,956 - I'm not. - Okay. 44 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,290 Why don't I drop you off? 45 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,460 Okay, fine. 46 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,837 Fine. Let's go. 47 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,423 Chop-chop! 48 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,592 - Excuse me. 49 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,052 We were promised brunch, 50 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,263 not an opportunity to do manual labor for you. 51 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,724 - Well, I thought it'd be a good group activity. 52 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:29,144 We can snack and talk and clean. 53 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,186 Fun. 54 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,354 - In the name of feminism, 55 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,064 I will not be mopping up your cum cave. 56 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,027 Speaking of, 57 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,337 glad someone's getting something to eat this morning. 58 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,822 Brodie, call us old-fashioned, 59 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,491 but can you have people fuck after the babies leave? 60 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,500 - Sorry for the show. 61 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:53,793 Gotta keep sucking this dick 62 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,337 as much as possible before tomorrow, 63 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,256 when this little Cinderella turns into an unpaid pumpkin. 64 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,591 - Not my choice. 65 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,846 - Good morning. - Morning. 66 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:09,100 - Okay, so I think we are due for a night off of Ghost Fag. 67 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,769 Every weekend is a lot. 68 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,812 - Yeah, I think I need a break from being gay. 69 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,939 - Wow, so the one night you want to cancel Ghost Fag 70 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,108 just so happens to be the same night 71 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,943 designed to give people with disabilities 72 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,695 an accessible place to hang and fuck, like? 73 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,198 - I mean, they've waited this long. 74 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,325 What's one more night? 75 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,576 I'm kidding. 76 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,162 I'm just tired, and I want my space back. 77 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,705 - What about you, Julian? 78 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,058 Don't you want to hang with your fellow crips? 79 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,042 - Marvin, you literally refuse to be my friend. 80 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,960 - And now you see why. 81 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,880 Look, the party's happening, okay? Press are coming. 82 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:42,550 - Oh, the real reason for your altruism. Wow. 83 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,219 - As much as I would love to fuck Shar 84 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,554 while being interviewed for some straight girl's podcast, 85 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,847 it's our anniversary. 86 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,517 All: Aww. - Yeah. Brunch, babe? 87 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,518 - Yes, but first, I'm gonna 88 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,519 need you to pose with the babies. 89 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,229 They look so cute right now. 90 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,939 - Mm. 91 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,235 Aww. Our first family photo. 92 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,946 - Family? Since when? You can't even tell them apart. 93 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,701 - Well, first of all, they look like two identical blobs. 94 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,804 And secondly, maybe I would be able to tell which one 95 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,414 is which if you invited me over to hang sometime. 96 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,790 - Seriously? 97 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,792 You've expressed zero interest, Brodie. 98 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,130 W-which is fine, obviously. 99 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,090 - Maybe I'm becoming daddy-curious. 100 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,259 - Yeah, for the next five minutes, 101 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,344 until you're distracted by a literal daddy. 102 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,929 - Ooh, drag him. 103 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:33,268 Come on, Ruthie. Let's go face-fuck some pancakes. 104 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,937 - Yay. All my favorite old people in one place. 105 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,398 - Ah, Mingus, so glad you could make it. 106 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,191 - Ooh, chocolate chip. 107 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,444 Grab a muffin and a broom. 108 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,029 - Yes, sir. Reporting for duty. 109 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,990 - Glad I'm missing, uh, whatever this is. 110 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,827 - Um, Marvin, about the crip rave, 111 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,163 do you have to have sex, like, in front of everyone, 112 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,414 or is it just... 113 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,498 - Yep. 114 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,916 It's mandatory you get railed 115 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,085 by every single person in the room. 116 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,587 Afterwards, 117 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,690 they won't know if that limp is from the CP or the orgy. 118 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,008 - Delightful. I'll do snacks. 119 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,058 - Hey, you okay, J? 120 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,601 - Yeah. 121 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:15,870 I feel like I'm gonna pull an Ephron 122 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,480 and be the "Wallflower at the Orgy" tonight. 123 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,398 - What are you talking about? 124 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,651 You recently got arrested for blowing a rando in public. 125 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,445 - Okay, that was an enclosed space, 126 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,906 and no one was watching. 127 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:32,160 How's it gonna be, being at a sex party with Noah? 128 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,661 - It'll be fine. 129 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,790 I mean, I'm over it. 130 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,500 But what about you, hm? 131 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,710 I know you're anti-sex party, 132 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,962 but are you anti-dating? 133 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,216 - No. I'm not anti, I just, um... 134 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,010 I've never been in a relationship, and, uh, 135 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,763 they just seem like this complicated intrusion 136 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,640 on a person's otherwise happy life. 137 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,266 - Mm, yeah. 138 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,687 I mean, they canbe complicated. 139 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:02,440 You know? But they can also feel like 140 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,527 a warm sweater for your heart... 141 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,695 and penis. 142 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,864 Whatever. 143 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,492 The point is, is that I like things the way they are. 144 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,868 Okay? 145 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,883 - Oh... you're gonna want to make sure 146 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,593 that glory hole is the right height. 147 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,595 My friend, Benny, really hurt his back 148 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,556 crouching down into one. 149 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,433 - Mom, what are you doing here? 150 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,393 - Da fuck? We got people's moms in this bitch? 151 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,644 - Um, hi. 152 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,938 I know we're breaking, like, 50 laws 153 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,691 using this as an event space, but please don't tell on us. 154 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,752 - Did we kidnap your child? Because you can have them back. 155 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,697 - Mom, I repeat, what are you doing here? 156 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,907 - I just came to give you your lipstick. 157 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,075 You left it in the car. 158 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,160 - Not mine. 159 00:08:56,786 --> 00:09:00,415 - Well, anyway, hi, everyone. 160 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,708 My name is Judy. 161 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,502 - Whoo! 162 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,714 - Oh, can I do the honors? 163 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,300 Uh, Brodie, this is Mingus' mom. 164 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,177 Uh, Judy, was it? 165 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:18,141 - Brodie, Mingus has told me so much about you. 166 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,311 And by "so much" I mean he's been really cagey, 167 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,354 and now I see why, 168 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,606 because you're a lot older than him, 169 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,774 aren't you? 170 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,818 - Oop. - I-I mean, I'm not judging. 171 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:32,822 I was just, um, taking in the information. 172 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,532 - We're just friends. 173 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,076 - Mom, can you stop, please? 174 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,911 - I'm Marvin. - Hi, Marvin. 175 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,288 - One of the geniuses behind this here, 176 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:44,292 you know, crip rave extravaganza/sex party. 177 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,630 - Oh, wow. 178 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,965 An inclusive orgy. 179 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:54,302 This generation really is gonna change the fucking world. 180 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:58,640 It just sucks that the poppers today are so shitty. 181 00:09:58,682 --> 00:09:59,974 - That's what I've been saying. 182 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,435 Where are the fucking standards? 183 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,896 - Right? Right? 184 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,315 It's, like, a knockoff of a knockoff. 185 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,735 Oh, my God. I sound like the older guys I dated. 186 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,779 - Oh, my God. Mom, can you stop please? 187 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:13,923 Like, this cool mom routine you're doing 188 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,407 is fucking embarrassing. 189 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,669 - Okay! I fucked up! 190 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,046 Where are you going? 191 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,840 Mingus! 192 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:42,142 - Don't just say she's a rich bitch or a slut. 193 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,352 Let's try and go deeper than that. 194 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,312 Really ask yourself, 195 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:50,692 what kind of titties would my drag persona have? 196 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:55,321 Big, wild, natural ones or hard-as-a-rock fake ones 197 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,324 you got done on the cheap in Mexico? 198 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,036 It's called character building, y'all. 199 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,331 Wishful thinking, Skyler. 200 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,875 - You're right. I got greedy. 201 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,044 - Uh-huh, and you cleaning that up too. 202 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,756 Look who fucking came back. 203 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,633 You ready to play, Chicky? 204 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,053 - Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 205 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,930 - All right. 206 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,313 - Why are we so dressed up? 207 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,357 Are we going to an "Eyes Wide Shut" 208 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,192 masquerade ball/orgy? 209 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,819 - You know it has to be a surprise. 210 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,904 It's tradition. 211 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,242 Oh, shit. 212 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,037 Brenda just texted saying she has quote, unquote 213 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:47,082 "martini poisoning" and can't babysit tonight. 214 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,751 - No. - I guess... 215 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,544 I guess I'll start canceling. 216 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,088 - Canceling? 217 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,757 Uh, no, bitch. It's our anniversary. 218 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,133 We're going out. 219 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,653 - But there is no one that can watch them 220 00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,886 with this short notice. 221 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,410 - You know, I just want the record to show 222 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,354 that I'm here, bravely abandoning my baby, Ghost Fag, 223 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,040 to help with my other babies, and for that, 224 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,732 Uncle Daddy's a hero. 225 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,984 - They are not your babies, bitch. 226 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,404 - What Shar means is that, eventually, 227 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,673 we should talk about the role you want to play 228 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,532 in our children's lives, 229 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,450 but for now, just don't kill 'em, okay? 230 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,369 - Sorry. Ali's texted me eight times 231 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,745 since I walked through the door. 232 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,580 - Oh, this is promising. 233 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,708 You can't even do one thing at a time. 234 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,127 - Ah, give him a break, Shar. He could be our Mary Poppers. 235 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,437 - The most important thing to remember 236 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,505 is they have to be down by 7:00. 237 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,716 If you miss that window, you've summoned Satan. 238 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,427 They'll scream all night, and it'll be hell for all of us. 239 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,470 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 7:30 p.m. Got it. 240 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,764 - I said 7:00. 241 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,392 Mm. Hilarious. 242 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,943 - Admiral's Plantation. Wow. 243 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,695 Is this your problematic fav or something? 244 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,196 - It's a NOLA institution. 245 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,948 The food is supposed to be incredible. 246 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,243 Plus, it's fun to act bougie and privileged for one night. 247 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,662 Let's have the confidence of mediocre, 248 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,414 straight white men. 249 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,916 - Confidence isn't really an issue for me, babe. 250 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,461 But sure, I'll give it a try. 251 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,841 Uh, Flo, Jett, why are you acting 252 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,360 like two circuit gays in front of a plate of carbs? 253 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,554 Just drink the milk. 254 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,890 Okay. Um, fine. 255 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,767 Shh. Fine. 256 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,268 Um, how about we take a selfie? 257 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,396 Come on. Help Daddy show Noah that he's a recovering, 258 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,773 responsible fuckboy, okay? 259 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,317 Hey, look, look. Hi! Hi! 260 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,985 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 261 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,528 Oh! 262 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,822 Oh, wow. Here. Yeah. 263 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,785 Remind me to teach you your angles. 264 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,254 - What does one wear to a sex party? 265 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,174 And why is there a sex swing in my room? 266 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,110 - Marvin wanted to make room for the Hoyer lifts. 267 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,428 Also, I'm gonna have to see some of these outfit options 268 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,681 on you to know for sure. 269 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,684 - Don't look. 270 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,739 Ta-da. 271 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,867 - Only you could pull off a button-down at a sex rave. 272 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,369 Here, let me. 273 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,788 - Oh, thank you. 274 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:41,673 - Actually, leave the top few unbuttoned. 275 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,509 Well, what are you gonna wear? 276 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,969 - Very little. 277 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:50,223 Marvin guilted me into being a go-go dancer, so. 278 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,684 - Wow. How nice for everyone. 279 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,353 - Would you tip me? 280 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,272 - Mm-hmm. 281 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,734 Ugh, that's it. Okay? 282 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,837 You need to stop being all "Temptation Island" with me, 283 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,030 because Brodie is my brother, 284 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,865 and it's too incestuous, 285 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,034 even for gay guys. 286 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,689 - What up, sluts? 287 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,361 I know you're all dying to tear each other's clothes off 288 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,529 or have your attendant take them off for you, 289 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,239 but I want to remind everyone 290 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,159 that we're not just fucking for fun, okay? 291 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,118 We're fucking for charity. 292 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,582 All proceeds go to local disabled orgs 293 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,560 whose founders I haven't called racist on Twitter. 294 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,629 Oh, and if you want to take photos, fine. 295 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,632 Whatever. Just remember: consent. 296 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:09,469 Okay? And don't forget to use the hashtag... 297 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,845 "fuck disabled people"? 298 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,263 Ali. 299 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,616 When I asked you to come up with a catchy hashtag, 300 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,393 I thought it was gonna be something empowering, 301 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,852 not offensive. 302 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,604 - It's both. Like you, honey. 303 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,083 - Look, y'all. 304 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,751 Go have fun, all right? 305 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,655 - Recently, I turned 50, 306 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,950 and, well, it sucked. 307 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,910 Gay 50 is straight 70, 308 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:37,038 and it's like suddenly, you're invisible. 309 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,582 And it's really hard not to internalize that. 310 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:45,839 But I'm here because I refuse to be erased, 311 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,841 and more importantly, 312 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,052 I refuse to erase myself. 313 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,972 For me, drag is an act of defiance. 314 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,188 - All right, Mingus, you next. 315 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,230 - Oh. 316 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,028 Well, hello. 317 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,530 I'm Mingus. 318 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:14,075 And gee, uh, 319 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,411 I'm here because I like drag. 320 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:24,878 And I really need to work on my sewing. 321 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:30,175 So just a little bit about me. 322 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,593 - Mm-hmm. 323 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,309 - Thank you, thank you. 324 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,728 - On that note, let's take a break. 325 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,026 - Come on, people. 326 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,612 I didn't order these custom-made glory holes 327 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,239 for this middle school dance bullshit. 328 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,041 All right? It's time for us to come together. 329 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,410 Literally. Grab some genitals. 330 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,537 Let's go, let's go! Damn. 331 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,626 - Hey, where are the straws? 332 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,378 - I didn't get any. 333 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,214 It's bad for the environment? 334 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,067 - It didn't occur to you that some of us need straws 335 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,258 to eat or drink? 336 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,678 - Oh, I'm... I'm really, really sorry. 337 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,847 I'm actually not usually this bad at being disabled. 338 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,275 Let me guess. 339 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,028 Your disability is a... 340 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,905 shellfish allergy? 341 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,007 - I'm Julian. 342 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,475 Well, what gave it away, huh? The seafood tower? 343 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,232 Oh, right. 344 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,151 That makes sense. 345 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,407 Oh. Oh, no, no. I-I can't. 346 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:21,953 I, um, I... I need to stay here and, um, not have sex with you. 347 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:41,056 - Honey, why are you giving me "Go-go Boy, Interrupted"? 348 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,474 - I'm fine. 349 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,808 - Huh. 350 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,938 Oh, hell no. 351 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,399 - What? - You and Julian? 352 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,194 You out here making puppy eyes at that one-man goof troop? 353 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,945 - No, I'm not. 354 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,989 - Oh, I get it. 355 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657 It's not safe to discuss in public. 356 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,827 Well, why don't we go get a private room, 357 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,996 while you give me a lap dance? 358 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,998 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 359 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,250 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 360 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,800 - I hope you enjoyed your soup. 361 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,885 The turtles are local. 362 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:23,056 - Wait, wait. Did I just eat literal turtle? 363 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,599 Because that would be amazing. 364 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,725 Uh, fuck turtles. 365 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:26,869 They're so slow. They deserve to be eaten. 366 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,271 - Uh, can we just get, like, some bread? 367 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,190 - Sure. I'll be right back, ladies. 368 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,629 - Okay, that's the second time he's misgendered you, 369 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,196 and you even politely corrected him. 370 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,031 - It's whatever. 371 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,533 I'm used to it. 372 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,120 Do you hate it here? I fucked up? 373 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:48,164 - I-I'm good, baby. I love it. 374 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,669 Okay. Actually, it sucks. 375 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,713 Fuck that waiter, and fuck this place. 376 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,214 I appreciate the thought. 377 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,675 Baby, I do, but why are we here? 378 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,554 Literally everyone in this room voted against our rights. 379 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,557 - I just wanted to do something different. 380 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:09,352 - I get it, but we can still be young and fun. 381 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,687 The twins are safe. 382 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,164 Look, Brodie's been documenting the whole thing 383 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,440 on Instagram. 384 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,487 - Oh, look at their red, puffy eyes. 385 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,798 I mean, they look like they haven't stopped crying 386 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,948 since we left. 387 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,074 - They'll be fine. 388 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,870 Shar, we've earned a wild night. 389 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,748 - You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. 390 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,251 - Now, open your gift. 391 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,586 - Jewelry? 392 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,588 This is how we supposed to get our edge back? 393 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,965 - Just open it, psycho. 394 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,803 - Ooh, Ruthie. 395 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,221 Coke? - Mm-hmm. 396 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,891 - Ruthie, bitch, you trying to get me arrested? 397 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,517 - Hell no. 398 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,186 I haven't done that in years. No. 399 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,146 - Come on. 400 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,357 It's the perfect drug for parents. 401 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,001 It only lasts 15 minutes. We'll be totally sober 402 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,819 by the time we get home to the little babies. 403 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,248 - Wow. 404 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,351 I definitely should have gotten beignets 405 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,751 for the sex party instead. 406 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,967 - You know what? 407 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,552 This is why I prefer having sex 408 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,072 with strangers in public restrooms, okay? 409 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,431 There is no food element required. 410 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,691 Yeah, well, I'm trying to branch out. 411 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,235 Just, um, living at Ghost Fag is, like, 412 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,279 a little intense for me. 413 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,996 Yeah, yeah. 414 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,457 Just, um... 415 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,168 I guess I'm not sure if I fit in there, either. 416 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,231 Okay. Can I just say something that's, 417 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:03,174 like, potentially offensive? 418 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,218 Signing seems hard. 419 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:21,234 I'm... I'm so sorry. 420 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,778 I just... I think that having CP and being deaf 421 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,448 might just be a bad disability match. 422 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,743 What'd you sign? 423 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,977 - Boy, I'll tell you this. 424 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:58,188 You better at shaking that ass than you are at lying. 425 00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,498 - Can't believe you're making me 426 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,983 have this conversation in a wrestling onesie. 427 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,610 Marvin, who hurt you? 428 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,820 - Sit down, baby. You good. 429 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:14,579 - All right, you really can't tell Brodie anything. 430 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,039 Not like there's anything to tell. 431 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,290 Nothing's even happened. 432 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,792 - But you want to though, huh? 433 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,044 Especially after seeing Julian leave here 434 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:24,881 with that hot wax figure of a man. 435 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,344 - O-Okay, okay. He wasn't that hot. 436 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,679 - Girl, he was so damn fine 437 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,389 it made me hate Julian even more. 438 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,808 How does that man keep pulling such top-shelf dick? 439 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,769 - Shouldn't you be, like, friends? 440 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,562 - Why? Because we both disabled? 441 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,731 Don't make me cancel your ass, Noah. 442 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,983 We're just different, all right? 443 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:47,779 Julian's just some basic-ass, rich-ass, white-ass gay 444 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,949 that walks around like he just had leg day at the gym. 445 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,868 Better question is why do you like him so much? 446 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:58,373 - What are you guys crying about? 447 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,208 Look, I get it. 448 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,793 You're inheriting a fucked-up world, 449 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,354 and you're gonna have to clean up my generation's giant mess, 450 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,130 but you don't know that yet. 451 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,425 Okay. 452 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,931 Fuck! 453 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,933 Oh, shit. It's almost 8:00. 454 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,811 Your asses were supposed to be in bed an hour ago. 455 00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,606 Okay. 456 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,028 You know what? 457 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:30,947 Let's... let's go on a quick field trip. 458 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,241 Yeah? Okay, shh. 459 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:46,463 - "I need to work on my sewing." 460 00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,173 That was really moving, Mingus. 461 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,884 I choked up. 462 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,177 - Yeah, well, 463 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,863 I didn't know this was gonna be group therapy. 464 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:56,431 Like, why can't we just go back to, 465 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,932 "What kind of boobs should I have?" 466 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,142 That was fun. 467 00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:02,937 - If you think that drag is just padded bras, 468 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:04,981 tucking, and death drops, 469 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,858 you in the wrong place. 470 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,112 - Baby. 471 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:14,741 Being honest in this space will help you, 472 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,744 as a performer and as a person. 473 00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:22,749 Everybody in this room has gone through shit. 474 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,503 And they not gonna judge you. 475 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,349 - We loved it. It's just... - Eyes. 476 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,660 Eyes are bigger than our stomachs. 477 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,356 Okay. Where were we? 478 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:48,834 - You were worried about turning out like your mom. 479 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:51,152 - Oh, it's already happening. 480 00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:52,529 - No, baby, it's not. 481 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,656 I wouldn't let it. 482 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:55,657 I fucking love you. 483 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,992 - I fucking love you too. 484 00:26:58,034 --> 00:27:00,370 And my mom, I guess. 485 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:02,497 - They know where they are. 486 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,211 Watch your elbows, miss. 487 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:09,921 It's very hot. 488 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,507 - Look, I don't... I don't want to be annoying, 489 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,260 but I already told you I'm not "miss." 490 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,721 - Right. Sorry... sir. 491 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:18,680 - Ugh. 492 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:20,515 - Oh, my dude. 493 00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:23,059 - Look, I told you my pronouns are they/them. 494 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,894 Okay, now, I know you busy 495 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,354 serving all these people tonight, 496 00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:29,065 but I want to implore you to consider 497 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,026 why we, as a society, 498 00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:33,528 have this compulsive need to gender people, because... 499 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,321 - It's a construct, bitch. 500 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,450 - That's right, baby. 501 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:41,202 I mean, we don't sit here and gender this bread pudding. 502 00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:42,328 - Mm-mm. 503 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:43,621 - We don't sit here and wonder, 504 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,665 "Now, does this bread pudding have a thick cock 505 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,459 or a tight pussy, hm?" 506 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,336 Let's find out then. 507 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:52,088 Uh-oh. Oh, okay. 508 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:54,299 Ooh, fuck. 509 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:56,217 - Ooh-hoo! 510 00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:57,594 It's a boy. 511 00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:01,890 It's got a big, old thick dick. 512 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,391 Mm-hmm. 513 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:06,061 Oh, its dick is so big. - Mm. 514 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,146 - It's gonna take a improv class. 515 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:09,397 - Oh. 516 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:10,458 - That's disgusting. - Okay, uh... 517 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,317 - Ooh. - Mmm. 518 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,653 - Maybe you shouldn't have the fucking word "plantation" 519 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,405 in the name of your restaurant! 520 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,490 - Fuck you. 521 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:38,093 - Wow. Bitch is back. 522 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,428 - Yeah. I don't know what the fuck is getting into me. 523 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,930 - Cocaine. - Ah, right. 524 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,598 Right, right, right, right, right, right. 525 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,933 Right. - I have more. 526 00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,894 - Uh, you know, babe, I think I'm good. 527 00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:50,105 - Shar, seeing you like that, 528 00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:51,856 it was fucking hot. 529 00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,903 Should we go rave it up? 530 00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:59,072 - Ruthie, the way your brain works. 531 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,366 My brain's not what's gonna be 532 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:02,510 fucking the shit out of you tonight. 533 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:03,993 - Oh! 534 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:11,793 - Julian looks at things the way 535 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:13,712 that I used to look at things, 536 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:16,464 before I became a fucking jaded 537 00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,466 go-go dancer with a law degree. 538 00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:20,885 - Damn, I forgot you were a lawyer. 539 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,054 You are like out of a fucking porno, Noah. 540 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,975 Look, I... I get it. 541 00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:29,728 It's problematica with the Brodie of it all, 542 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:33,648 which is why you can't say anything... ever. 543 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,151 - Calm the fuck down. I won't. 544 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:39,529 - Not like anything will even happen 'cause, 545 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:42,032 oh, that boy has boundaries for days. 546 00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:45,827 - Well, no shit. He's probably got mad intimacy issues. 547 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,079 - More than the average queer person? 548 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,165 - Uh, yeah. 549 00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:52,625 Look, Julian's CP might be more mild than wild, 550 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,252 but, you know, 551 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:58,048 he still lives in a society that doesn't give a shit. 552 00:29:58,089 --> 00:29:59,424 You know, he's probably just like, 553 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,468 all right, message received. 554 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:05,347 I don't deserve a boyfriend or, like, fucking anything. 555 00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:08,016 You know, it's like, how can his heart be accessible 556 00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:11,311 when the world around him isn't? 557 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:20,612 - Well, I'm gonna say it. 558 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,864 Tonight was a lot more sweet and wholesome 559 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,240 than I would have thought. 560 00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:44,219 Wait, wait. 561 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,473 I can't go inside. 562 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:51,476 I have to stay outside. 563 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:53,186 I'm gonna go back to Ghost Fag. 564 00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:53,246 - Okay. 565 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,040 Okay, it's okay. 566 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:56,541 Okay, y'all. 567 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,669 Um, y'all are just gonna hang it here for a second, 568 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:02,714 okay, while I pass off the keys. 569 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,424 And hey, hey, hey, do not judge me 570 00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:05,967 for putting you in a sex swing, okay? 571 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:07,719 I'm a work in progress. 572 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:10,221 - Keys? 573 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,640 What the... - Bye, Ali. 574 00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:17,187 Okay. Let's get you back to Mommy and Zaddy's... 575 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:20,732 Oh, my God. 576 00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:27,322 Y'all found serenity in a sex swing. 577 00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:30,325 You really are my kids. 578 00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:34,496 - I've wasted so much time 579 00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:37,624 not being my authentic self. 580 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:42,837 Like, up until fourth grade. 581 00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:48,718 But now, it's time to fully be me. 582 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:55,016 - What about you, Mingus? 583 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,894 Who is Chicky Fil-A? 584 00:32:57,936 --> 00:33:00,438 What's at her core? 585 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,815 - My mom's hand-me-downs. 586 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:04,150 - Mingus. 587 00:33:04,192 --> 00:33:05,694 - Bussey. 588 00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:12,784 Um, I mean, when I started wanting to do drag, 589 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:15,954 my biggest trauma was when my seventh grade boyfriend, 590 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:18,456 uh, Tristan, ghosted me, 591 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:20,291 which in my defense, was really hard. 592 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:23,086 He was, like, so cute. 593 00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:30,802 But, uh... 594 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:34,931 yeah, then, um... 595 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:37,142 Babylon. 596 00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:46,151 I don't know. It's like, sort of feels 597 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,902 like I skipped a few steps. 598 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:56,369 I mean, like, I'm 17, 599 00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:58,830 you know, and I... 600 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:04,002 I feel like I'm marked or something. 601 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:09,883 Um... 602 00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:15,680 I don't... I don't... I don't really know 603 00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:17,265 if I'm supposed to talk about this. 604 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,893 - Just talk. 605 00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:39,537 It's okay if it's too much. 606 00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:40,890 - It's a process. 607 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:42,183 - All right. I'm sorry to disappoint, 608 00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:43,708 but I am withdrawing 609 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,543 from this trauma dick-measuring contest. 610 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,587 - Hey, Mingus, we're almost done for the day. 611 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,482 - You know what, Bussey, do you get off on this? 612 00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:51,132 Like, no kink-shaming, 613 00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,927 but I don't need drag that fucking bad, all right? 614 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,389 - Mingus. 615 00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:12,237 - Okay. What's going on? 616 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:18,660 Are you gonna punish me for being gone most of the night? 617 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:19,953 Because... 618 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,996 Ooh, fuck yeah, baby. I deserve it. 619 00:35:22,038 --> 00:35:25,291 - Marvin, shut up. 620 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,045 Do you trust me? 621 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:30,898 - Is this the part where you tell me you murdered someone? 622 00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:33,383 Because I don't know if I can help hide a body. 623 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:34,926 - Marvin. 624 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:45,854 I'm serious. 625 00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:47,939 Do you trust me? 626 00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:53,278 - Yeah. I do. 627 00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:13,089 - One second. 628 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,844 Okay. 629 00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:25,018 - To read lip. 630 00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,687 - Oh, of course. Yeah. 631 00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,186 - Hot. 632 00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:43,805 - Mmm. Now let me do you. 633 00:37:43,847 --> 00:37:44,973 - No. 634 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:48,643 This isn't about me. 635 00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,311 It's about you. 636 00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:52,022 I want you to feel good. 637 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:57,444 - It's different for me. You know that. 638 00:37:57,485 --> 00:38:00,488 - Just let me explore a little bit. 639 00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:01,781 All right? 640 00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:22,218 - Feel good? - Yeah. 641 00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:49,287 - I've never touched your legs before. 642 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,580 Is that okay? 643 00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:53,958 - Yeah. 644 00:40:03,945 --> 00:40:04,945 - Wow. 645 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:47,405 Did my brother pay you? 646 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:50,116 Are you a sex worker? 647 00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:01,461 - N-No. 648 00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:04,798 - No. 649 00:41:19,854 --> 00:41:23,191 - I'm really trying my best here. 650 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:25,694 Maybe one day... 651 00:41:25,735 --> 00:41:28,613 I don't know... 652 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:32,784 I can become someone you'd be proud to call your dad... 653 00:41:32,826 --> 00:41:35,578 not donated sperm. 654 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:42,502 - What the actual fuck? 655 00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:50,802 - You think Flo and Jett are old enough 656 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,303 to be at a sex party, hm? 657 00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,556 - No, but they didn't go down for their bedtime. 658 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,409 - Oh, you're too busy performing babysitting duties 659 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:58,435 for Instagram, rather than actually babysitting? 660 00:41:58,476 --> 00:42:03,023 - Look, the only reason I came here was to drop off the keys... 661 00:42:03,064 --> 00:42:05,525 You know what? I'm done. 662 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,694 I've been trying to show up for everybody tonight 663 00:42:07,736 --> 00:42:10,405 and prove that I'm actually responsible, but you got me. 664 00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:12,657 - In what way have you been responsible? 665 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,784 - Well, Shar, the babies are asleep. 666 00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:17,328 - Don't do that. Don't defend him. 667 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:19,205 - I'm not. - I hate this. 668 00:42:19,247 --> 00:42:21,750 I hate that you always protect him when he fucks up. 669 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,251 - Okay. 670 00:42:24,544 --> 00:42:27,756 - I'm sorry. It's just we were having so much fun. 671 00:42:27,797 --> 00:42:29,299 Don't let this ruin our night. 672 00:42:29,341 --> 00:42:32,093 - That's exactly what this is, Ruthie, one night. 673 00:42:32,135 --> 00:42:34,012 This is not our lives anymore. 674 00:42:34,054 --> 00:42:35,096 - I know that. 675 00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,973 - I don't think you do actually. 676 00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:43,063 - Fine. Let's just get out of here. 677 00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:46,983 - I'm sorry. 678 00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:49,444 You're clearly doing a great job, 679 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:52,322 and I know you don't need my help, 680 00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:54,866 but if Brenda ever bails... 681 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:58,161 - We're good, Brodie. 682 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:03,958 - Okay, but... - You are not needed. 683 00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:13,885 - It's okay, it's okay. 684 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:19,641 - It's okay. Hi. 685 00:43:22,018 --> 00:43:23,561 - What's this? 686 00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:26,564 - I am extending our relationship. 687 00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,527 - Do I even want to know where you got this money? 688 00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:32,362 - No. 689 00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,159 - Wow. 690 00:43:38,743 --> 00:43:40,328 - What? 691 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:44,165 We raised a shitload of money for disabled charities tonight. 692 00:43:44,207 --> 00:43:47,127 And, like, if you think about it, 693 00:43:47,168 --> 00:43:49,295 I'm a disabled charity too, you know? 694 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:54,843 Look, I had a great time tonight. 695 00:43:54,884 --> 00:43:56,594 Like, a really great time, 696 00:43:56,636 --> 00:44:01,516 and I'm not ready for this to end. 697 00:44:01,558 --> 00:44:05,103 I feel like you and I, we've got a thing. 698 00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:06,479 I mean, a paid thing, I know. 699 00:44:06,521 --> 00:44:08,040 I'm not being delusional or anything... 700 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,566 - Marvin. - I just... 701 00:44:12,027 --> 00:44:15,238 - I feel the same way. 702 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,866 Which, to be clear, is not great. 703 00:44:17,907 --> 00:44:22,162 Sex workers falling for their clients is a big no-no. 704 00:44:22,203 --> 00:44:25,498 - I know I'm irresistible. 705 00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:26,583 - You are. 706 00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:30,253 Look at you tonight, 707 00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:32,714 just commanding every room you walk into. 708 00:44:32,756 --> 00:44:34,758 - I don't walk, bitch. 709 00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:37,260 - You know what I mean. 710 00:44:37,302 --> 00:44:40,430 I like being around you, all right? 711 00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:52,400 - Mm, mm. 712 00:44:52,442 --> 00:44:55,820 I am at my quota on emotions for one night. 713 00:45:31,189 --> 00:45:32,774 - Well, look who it is. 714 00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:35,902 Didn't expect to see you till morning. 715 00:45:35,944 --> 00:45:40,031 How was Leo? 716 00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:43,868 - Leo was a surprise. 717 00:45:43,910 --> 00:45:46,413 - Look, I know you were nervous about tonight, 718 00:45:46,454 --> 00:45:49,249 and I just wanted to make sure you had a good time. 719 00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:51,334 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 720 00:45:54,587 --> 00:45:55,630 - Okay. 721 00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:13,750 - Hey. 722 00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:19,964 - What are you doing here? 723 00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:24,344 - Just wanted to see you. 724 00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:52,455 - Do you think I'm a fuckup? 725 00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:23,528 - No. I don't. 50639

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