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WHAT THE-- 14 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,267 WHAT THE FUCK?! 15 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,174 FUCKING CRACKHEADS. 16 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:22,748 HEY. 17 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,652 COME ON. 18 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,523 LET'S SEE. 19 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:35,427 OH, FUCK. 20 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,231 SORRY, BABY. 21 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,824 HELLO. 22 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,593 SHH. 23 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,896 PLEASE TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST. 24 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,664 I DON'T WANT... 25 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,535 OH. HI, MR. HAMILTON. 26 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:23,876 IS HE OK? 27 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,280 NO, OF COURSE NOT, SIR. I'M GLAD TO DO IT. 28 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,751 THANK YOU. I WILL. 29 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,823 I HAVE TO GO TO SAN DIEGO TODAY. 30 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:38,891 WHAT? 31 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:41,493 ALEX HAMILTON IS IN THE HOSPITAL. 32 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,529 HE'S THE ONE WHO GOT DRUNK 33 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,796 AT OUR WEDDING. YEAH. 34 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,166 SWAM IN THE FOUNTAIN, NO PANTS. YES. 35 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,167 UNNECESSARILY HANDSOME. 36 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:49,234 YEAH. 37 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,739 HE HAD SOME KIND OF ACCIDENT. 38 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,741 THAT WAS HIS FATHER. 39 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,876 YOU COULDN'T SAY NO? 40 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,512 FIRST TIME HE'S EVER ASKED ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR HIM? 41 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,647 NO, I CAN'T SAY NO. 42 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,448 WELL... 43 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,484 WHAT ABOUT OUR APPOINTMENT, THEN? 44 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,786 OK, OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T MAKE IT ANYMORE. 45 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,454 FINE. 46 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,390 I'LL BE AT MY PARENTS WHEN YOU GET BACK, THEN. 47 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,624 LISTEN, YOU CAN GO TO THIS THING 48 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,792 ON YOUR OWN. YOU DON'T NEED-- GREAT. 49 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,194 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 50 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,929 MY FRIEND IS IN THE HOSPITAL, SHIREEN. 51 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:20,265 I JUST HAVE TO BRING HIM HOME. I HAVE TO DO THIS. 52 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:23,302 YOUR PRIORITIES ARE ALL WRONG, REZA. 53 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,778 SHIREEN. 54 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,415 I'LL BE HOME TONIGHT! 55 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,691 FUCK YOU. 56 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:57,956 REZA. 57 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,091 DUDE. HEY. 58 00:05:59,093 --> 00:06:00,926 NICE TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK COOL. 59 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,628 THANKS. 60 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,997 YEAH, THIS IS A NICE RIDE YOU GOT HERE. 61 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:09,901 THANKS. IT'S JUST PART OF THE BUSINESS UPGRADE, NOT A BIG DEAL. 62 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,504 I LIKE WITH THE WHOLE, UM... 63 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,907 HE'S NOT AT THE HOSPITAL ANYMORE. 64 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:16,908 WHY? 65 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,643 I DON'T KNOW, DUDE. 66 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:19,878 HE CHECKED OUT. 67 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,613 I TALKED TO THE HOSPITAL, 68 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,916 AND, UH, HIS VOICE MAIL IS COMPLETELY FULL. 69 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,019 SHIT. 70 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,454 SHIT. 71 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:40,799 AH, JUST CHECK OUT SOME OF THESE PLACES, MAN. 72 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,902 YEAH, WHEN YOUR DAD PAYS THE RENT, SKY'S THE LIMIT. 73 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,003 ALL RIGHT. 74 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:00,752 YEAH. 75 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:03,722 THERE WE GO. 76 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,590 WHAT, WE GOING TO THE GYM? 77 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,727 THIS IS MY AIRPLANE TRAVEL OUTFIT. 78 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:09,728 IT'S FOR COMFORT. 79 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,430 YEAH? 80 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,465 LOOK LIKE 1998 PUFF DADDY. 81 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:14,933 THAT WAS HIS BEST PERIOD. 82 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,802 I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. 83 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,570 HEH. 84 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,180 ALEX! 85 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,148 THIS PLACE IS A MESS. 86 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,517 LISTEN, WHAT IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME WITH US? 87 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,119 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? 88 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,655 HE HAS NO CHOICE. HIS DAD'S GONNA CUT HIM OFF FOR GOOD. 89 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,156 YEAH, WHAT IF HE DOESN'T CARE? 90 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,058 LISTEN, I HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THE MAN, OK? 91 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,660 HE HELPED ME GET MY SCHOLARSHIP, 92 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,662 AND WHEN SOMEONE LIKE THAT ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, 93 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,730 YOU DO IT. YOU DON'T QUESTION IT. 94 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,601 ALEX! 95 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,169 IT'S REZA! 96 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:55,774 WHAT WAS THAT? 97 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,081 I DON'T HEAR IT ANYMORE. 98 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,082 SHH! 99 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,024 HUMAN LEGS. 100 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:15,961 ALEX? 101 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,864 HEY, ALEX. 102 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,566 HEY. 103 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,634 ALEX. 104 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,078 WHAT THE FUCK? YEAH. 105 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,213 YOU GUYS SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME! 106 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,591 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN HERE? 107 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,093 THIS IS CRAZY. 108 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,160 YEAH. 109 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,029 OH, HUGS. HUGS. 110 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,063 AH, MAN 111 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,832 THAT'S GOOD. 112 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,166 SO NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M IN A FUCKING AMBULANCE 113 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,935 BEING RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL. 114 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,904 THEY CHECKED ME OUT. I SIGN THE PAPERS AND CATCH A CAB. 115 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,572 YOU GUYS CARE FOR AN EYE-OPENER? 116 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:01,840 WELL, I'M CONFUSED. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 117 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,609 AH, JUST SOME PUNKS, BRO. 118 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,945 WHY DO THEY WANT TO HURT YOU? 119 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,947 IT JUST LOOKS BAD. IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. 120 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,586 AH, WOW. 121 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,987 WHAT A NIGHT! 122 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:16,988 WHOO! 123 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:21,026 SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN SAN DIEGO, ANYWAY? 124 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,661 HUH? 125 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,197 HMM? 126 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:31,970 YEAH. 127 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,251 SO LET ME SEE IF I FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS. 128 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,321 YOU GUYS CAME DOWN HERE 129 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,356 TO BRING ME BACK UP TO SAN FRANCISCO 130 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:55,060 'CAUSE MY DAD SAYS THAT HE WANTS ME BACK HOME? 131 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:59,130 YEAH. THAT ABOUT COVERS IT. 132 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,300 THIS A... 133 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,903 INTERVENTION OR SOMETHING? 134 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,738 DID HE PAY YOU? 135 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,842 ALEX, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE INTO, 136 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,311 YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF IT NOW. 137 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,647 WHAT ABOUT MY JOB? 138 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,781 THE PARALEGAL? DUDE, YOUR DAD 139 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,883 CAN FIND YOU A NEW JOB IN 10 MINUTES. 140 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:19,884 THERE YOU GO. 141 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,219 YOU'VE BEEN TO THAT HOUSE. 142 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,354 I CAN'T LIVE THERE. 143 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:23,655 AH, COME ON, MAN. 144 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,789 LAUNDRY'S ALWAYS DONE FOR YOU. 145 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,890 FRIDGE IS ALWAYS FULL. 146 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,258 NOBODY'S EVER THERE. I MEAN, 147 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,194 YOU'LL BASICALLY HAVE THE PLACE TO YOURSELF. 148 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,195 IT'S GOT THAT FOUNTAIN. 149 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,663 IT'S GOT THE FOUNTAIN. 150 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,298 PLUS, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 151 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,734 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EATING CHEESE FRIES OFF THE TABLE. 152 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,369 YOU SHOULDN'T BE EATING CHEESE FRIES AT ALL. 153 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,237 I MEAN, I'D SAY IT'S TIME TO GO. 154 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,074 THERE'S, LIKE, FUNYUNS IN THAT WINEGLASS. 155 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,743 FUNYUNS AND WINE 156 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,045 AND CIGARETTES. 157 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,757 FUCK IT. 158 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,091 YES! 159 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,926 AH, SEE? ALL RIGHT. OK. 160 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,061 WELL, LET'S PACK YOUR BAGS 161 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,429 AND GET THE 6:30 FLIGHT OUT OF HERE. 162 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,964 OH, I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ALL MY STUFF. 163 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,065 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 164 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,100 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I MEAN? 165 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,935 ALL OF MY STUFF. I'M NOT KIDDING. 166 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,371 WHAT? DUDE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT'S SO IMPORTANT? 167 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,241 GUY, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA ANSWER THAT. 168 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,243 WHAT? MY WHOLE LIFE IS HERE. 169 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,444 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 170 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,179 WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. SORRY. 171 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,348 NO TIME? MM-MMM. 172 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,883 ALL I HAVE IS TIME, BRO. 173 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,052 NOBODY'S KEEPING YOU HERE. 174 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,155 FUCKING SHIT. ALL RIGHT. 175 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,290 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN PACK IN YOUR STUPID CAR. 176 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,059 I DON'T HAVE MY CAR, REMEMBER? 177 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,828 LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA NEED A TRUCK FOR ALL THIS, ANYWAY. 178 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,897 WHAT? NO. WE'RE NOT GETTING A TRUCK. 179 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,066 IF WE'RE GONNA GET IT ALL, WE'RE GONNA NEED A TRUCK, REZ. 180 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,400 THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GETTING A TRUCK. 181 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,435 WE DID NOT DISCUSS THIS. 182 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,136 WE'RE GONNA NEED A TRUCK. 183 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,320 FUCK. 184 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,323 DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 185 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,825 I'M SORRY. THIS FELL. 186 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,293 OW. 187 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,294 SORRY, MAN. 188 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,395 IT'S ALL GOOD. 189 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,230 HEY, LISTEN. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO 190 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,331 WITH ALL THIS STUFF HERE? 191 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,799 WHAT? 192 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,301 THIS JUNK RIGHT HERE. 193 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,769 THIS? 194 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,037 YEAH. 195 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,873 DUDE, THIS IS, LIKE, A $500 FRESHWATER TANK. 196 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,209 MY JAPANESE FIGHTING FISH SHAKIRO'S IN THERE. 197 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,977 I JUST GOTTA CLEAN IT, MAN. 198 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,012 THERE'S A FISH IN THERE? YEAH. 199 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,349 YEAH, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 200 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:35,019 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THIS GAY SEX PADDLE THAT YOU GOT IN HERE? 201 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,088 IT'S MY PLEDGE PADDLE. WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS? 202 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,023 UNDER ALL THE REST OF THIS SHIT. 203 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,793 HEY, GUYS, I THINK I CAUGHT AN S.T.D. ON MY SAFARI. 204 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,861 IT'S ITCHY. 205 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:48,399 DUDE, THIS IS FROM MY BIKE TRIP IN SOUTH AMERICA. 206 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,034 BE CAREFUL WITH IT. 207 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,471 NOTHING'S GARBAGE IN HERE, OK, 208 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,039 UNLESS I SAY IT IS. 209 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,441 OF COURSE. 210 00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,111 IF YOU GUYS WANT TO LEAVE, JUST LEAVE. 211 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,246 YOU KNOW, FUCKING LEAVE. 212 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,548 IF YOU GUYS WANNA GO HOME, GO HOME. 213 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,150 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, THEN. 214 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,484 IF YOU GUYS WANNA LEAVE, LEAVE! 215 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,520 I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO COME HERE, OK?! 216 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,556 WHAT, YOU'RE FUCKING SAVING ME? WHAT THE FUCK? 217 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,857 HUH? WHAT THE FUCK? 218 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,325 YOU... 219 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,302 LOOK AT YOU GUYS. 220 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,004 YOU'RE SO SERIOUS. 221 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,405 YOU'RE JUST MOVING ME. 222 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,976 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 223 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,511 WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 224 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,579 GOOD, MAN. 225 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,248 FUCK. 226 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,819 YOU CAN'T HELP? 227 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,133 WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY VHS TAPES? 228 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,937 "LIONEL RICHIE, LIVE IN CONCERT." 229 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,347 I THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AT THE 10-YEAR. 230 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,216 THE REUNION? 231 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,551 YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU'D PLAY WITH YOUR BAND OR SOMETHING. 232 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,453 WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? SERIOUSLY? 233 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,025 THERE'S NO BAND ANYMORE ANYWAY. 234 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,561 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HEARD THAT. SO IT'S TRUE, HUH? 235 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:28,066 THAT'S TOO BAD. 236 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,101 SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THESE DAYS? 237 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,369 DO REAL ESTATE, ACTUALLY. 238 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,004 REAL ESTATE? 239 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,006 WHY IS THAT FUNNY? 240 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,875 SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING. 241 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,911 I JUST NEVER SAW YOU AS THE SALESPERSON TYPE, 242 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,412 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 243 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,281 THANKS. 244 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,963 HI, SHIREEN. 245 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,198 WHERE ARE YOU? 246 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,466 ALEX'S PLACE. 247 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,468 YOU SAID YOU'D BE HOME TONIGHT. 248 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:07,438 YEAH, I KNOW I DID, BUT WE ACTUALLY NEVER WERE ABLE TO GET TO THE AIRPORT. 249 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,573 WHY NOT? 250 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,041 WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING. 251 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,242 WHAT? IN A TRUCK. 252 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,644 TRUCK? YEAH, MOVING TRUCK. YEAH. 253 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:13,645 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 254 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,380 I WENT TO MY PARENTS'. 255 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,282 YOU DID? YES. 256 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,651 OK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 257 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,220 AND THEN, RIGHT WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT, 258 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,322 BOOM, LIMITED-EDITION SIGNED PRINTS FOR EVERYONE. 259 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,124 DUDE HANGS OUT ALL NIGHT, 260 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,927 JUST LIKE THE MOST DOWN-TO-EARTH GUY IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW. 261 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,296 YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW HE WAS A MULTIPLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST. 262 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,399 NICE. SO YOU GET TO HANG OUT AT THESE INDUSTRY PARTIES A LOT? 263 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,434 YEAH, DUDE, ALL THE TIME. 264 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,036 AMUSICA HOOKS UP THE INVITES. 265 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,971 I GO TO ALL THE AWARDS SHOWS, YOU KNOW, 266 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,673 LIKE VH1, MTV, THE GRAMMYS. 267 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:43,408 I MEAN, I GO WHEN I CAN. 268 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,176 I'M JUST, LIKE, SO BUSY THESE DAYS 269 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,478 THAT IT GETS SORT OF HARD TO MAKE IT ALL THE TIME. 270 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,947 WHO ELSE HAVE YOU MET? 271 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,048 OK-- YOU KNOW WHAT? SERIOUSLY, 272 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,482 CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, 273 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,351 ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE? OH, I THOUGHT-- 274 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,019 I THOUGHT YOU'D APPRECIATE THIS. 275 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,088 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D THINK THAT. 276 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,257 WELL, 'CAUSE YOU WANT TO BE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. 277 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,493 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS, RIGHT? 278 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,296 I MEAN, YOU WORK P.R. FOR, LIKE, A TECH COMPANY, YEAH? 279 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,398 THAT DISTRIBUTES MUSIC AND ALLOWS YOU 280 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,134 TO DISCOVER IT AND SHARE IT WITH FRIENDS. 281 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,135 RIGHT? 282 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,370 PASS THE KUNG PAO. 283 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,505 HERE. AND FOR THE RECORD, 284 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,441 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS. 285 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,310 RIGHT. WELL, MAYBE ALEX WANTS TO HEAR THESE STORIES. 286 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,511 YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT? 287 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,713 BUDDY, I PROMISE YOU 288 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:24,148 NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR CHEESY STORIES 289 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,616 ABOUT HOLLYWOOD PARTIES AND STAR-FUCKERS. 290 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,018 I'M SERIOUS. 291 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,252 DUDE, EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR MY STORIES. 292 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,287 MY STORIES ROCK. 293 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,355 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 294 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,656 JEALOUS OF WHAT? 295 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,460 YOU KNOW, I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED. 296 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,332 "YOU ARE ON THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT." 297 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,534 ACCURATE. WHAT'S YOURS? 298 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,436 "YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONE IN A NURSING HOME." 299 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,572 IT DOESN'T SAY THAT. WHAT'S YOURS? 300 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,776 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 301 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,179 THAT'S BAD LUCK. 302 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,408 HEY, CHECK IT OUT, DUDE. 303 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,277 I AM DAENERYS TARGARYEN. I NEED SHIPS TO CROSS THE NARROW SEA. 304 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,612 I AM YOUR KALEESI. 305 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,047 WHAT? 306 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,314 "GAME OF THRONES," DUDE. 307 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,416 HEY, ALEX! 308 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,217 WE'RE FINISHED HERE! COME ON! 309 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,122 WHAT'S YOUR-- 310 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,157 IT'S FUCKING AWESOME. 311 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,658 IT'S GOT INTRIGUE, BOOBS. 312 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,701 YEAH, HE'S OK. 313 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,071 LIKE, HE USED TO BE MORE BAD-ASS. 314 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,439 OH. HEY, YOU READY? 315 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,575 WAS BORN READY, AMIGO. 316 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,277 LET'S GO, THEN. COME ON. 317 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,712 HAVE YOU SEEN "GAME OF THRONES"? 318 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,626 THEY FOUND IT ON HIS FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN. 319 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,627 YEAH, THEY DID. 320 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,628 DEREK LAO? YEAH. 321 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,097 FROM CHEMISTRY? YEAH. 322 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,231 HE WAS MY-- 323 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,833 MY CHEMISTRY PARTNER IN NINTH GRADE. 324 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,301 YEAH? CONVICTED PEDOPHILE. 325 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,368 WE HAD TO PULL HIM OFF OF YOU. 326 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,470 I FORGOT. HE KICKED YOUR ASS. 327 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,571 OK. OK, NO, HE DID NOT. 328 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,872 WE HAD TO PULL HIM OFF YOU. 329 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,612 NO, HE DID NOT. HE PUSHED ME. 330 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,613 SHOELACES WERE UNTIED. 331 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,115 CRACK IN THE SIDEWALK. 332 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,816 I FALL. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 333 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,188 I WAS A FUCKING SUPERHERO. 334 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,289 I FOUGHT A PEDOPHILE. 335 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,691 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIVES? 336 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,693 I TOOK ON A PEDOPHILE. YOU CHEERED HIM ON. 337 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,861 HE'S A CREEPSHOW, MAN. 338 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,696 OH, MY GOD. HE REALLY WAS. 339 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,464 OH, LISTEN TO THIS. 340 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,642 IT'S YOUR SONG! 341 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,910 WHOA! EASY. BRO, IT'S YOU! 342 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,345 EASY! I'M DRIVING! 343 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,181 THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY! 344 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,922 CALM DOWN, DUDE. 345 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,158 SHIT. AH... 346 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,927 ARE YOU STILL SEEING CHECKS FOR THIS THING? 347 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,767 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, GUY? 348 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,403 I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD FOR MUSIC RIGHT NOW. 349 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,671 THAT'S WHAT UP WITH ME. 350 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,646 YOU GONNA EAT ANYTHING? 351 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,382 YEAH, I WON'T PUT THAT SHIT IN MY BODY. 352 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,651 YOU KNOW IT'S ALL TAINTS, RIGHT? 353 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:50,521 YOU'RE BASICALLY SUCKING ON A COW'S ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW. 354 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,557 IT'S ACTUALLY HEALTHIER TO BLOW A BULLDOG. 355 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,891 AT LEAST YOU'LL GET SOME PROTEIN 356 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,227 AT THE END OF IT IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. 357 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,663 THERE'S, LIKE, A WORM IN THERE. I SAW-- 358 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,264 AH, JEEZ, NO! 359 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,011 WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG? 360 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,248 I DON'T KNOW. 361 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,719 SHH. 362 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,487 WHO IS IT? SHH. 363 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,656 HI, MR. HAMILTON. 364 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,958 YES, I AM. 365 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,294 HE'S DOING WELL, ACTUALLY. 366 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,298 TREATMENT FACILITY? 367 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,900 WAIT. WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 368 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:10,968 SHH. OF COURSE. 369 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,471 THANK YOU. 370 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,574 A TREATMENT FACILITY? 371 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,042 YEAH, SERENITY WOODS. 372 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,477 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 373 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,711 SERENITY WOODS, THAT SOUNDS VERY PEACEFUL. 374 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,413 WHAT, WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED 375 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,448 TO DROP HIM OFF THERE AND SAY GOOD-BYE? 376 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,850 "OH, SEE YOU, MAN." 377 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,518 JESUS, DUDE. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 378 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,487 YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SOMEBODY GO TO TREATMENT. 379 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,356 THEY GOTTA WANT TO. THEY GOTTA BE WILLING TO DO IT. 380 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:33,991 KID JUST NEEDS A BREAK, THAT'S ALL. 381 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,893 LISTEN, LET'S JUST GET BACK ON THE ROAD, 382 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,795 AND PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO HIM, OK? 383 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,697 HOW ARE WE NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING? 384 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,799 I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE JUST NOT GONNA-- 385 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,035 HEY, DUDE. 386 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:46,003 HEY, MAN. 387 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,872 HEY. 388 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,907 WHO WERE YOU GUYS TALKING TO? 389 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,309 MY WIFE. 390 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,721 NEED TO MAKE A STOP. 391 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,090 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE ANY STOPS. 392 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,992 WE DON'T? 393 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,394 ARE YOU IN A RUSH? 394 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,367 WHAT? WHERE DO YOU NEED TO GO? 395 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,602 I GOTTA GO TO WEST COVINA. 396 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:19,970 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS. 397 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,606 OH, YEAH? WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE? 398 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:25,776 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, GUY. 399 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,512 I HAVE A TRIP TO NAPA PLANNED WITH SHIREEN, ALL RIGHT? 400 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:29,680 IT'S FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY. 401 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:30,848 WE'VE ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS. 402 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,483 ALL THE SCHEDULING IS IN PLACE. 403 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,517 WE'RE LEAVING TONIGHT. 404 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,720 THIS IS WHY I NEED TO BE HOME. 405 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,557 WON'T TAKE LONG. 406 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,359 WE'RE NOT STOPPING. 407 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:18,028 I LOVE IT WHEN THE FUCKING GAS STATION 408 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:20,464 IS NOWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING EXIT. 409 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:22,133 IT'S FUCKING LIES. 410 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:25,102 THAT ROAD SIGN LIED. 411 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,837 SHOULD SAY, "I'M A LIAR. 412 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,806 NEXT STOP, EH." 413 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,642 THERE'S, LIKE, NO BARS, THIS WHOLE PLACE. 414 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,911 OK, HONEY, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN 415 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,646 AND STAY PUT UNTIL I GET THERE, OK? 416 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,947 YOU CAN'T KEEP JERKING ME AROUND 417 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,816 EVERY TIME YOU CHANGE YOU MIND, ALL RIGHT? 418 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,518 FINE. I'M JUST GONNA GO, THEN. NO, NO, NO. 419 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,719 I AM GOING. DON'T HANG UP, HONEY. 420 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:42,720 PLEASE DON'T HANG UP. NO. 421 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,888 GOD DAMN-- 422 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,061 I MEAN, YOU REMEMBER HOW HE COULD GET SOMETIMES. 423 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,998 YOU KNOW, HE REALLY DOESN'T MEAN TO BE A TOOL. 424 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,900 HE JUST CAN'T SEEM TO HELP HIMSELF. 425 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,001 THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, 426 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,669 IT'S WORSE THEN I REMEMBER. 427 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,106 YEAH. 428 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,742 YO, GUY, YOU WANT TO, UH-- 429 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,544 WANT TO GET ME SOME SNACKS INSIDE 430 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,145 WHILE I FILL THIS PUPPY UP? 431 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,914 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GET SOME CIGARETTES ANYWAY. 432 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:10,915 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 433 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,850 UH, SOMETHING SALTY. 434 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:13,851 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 435 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,519 YO, AND GET ME A, UM, 436 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:17,087 SIXER IF YOU CAN, TOO. 437 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,929 THESE INGREDIENTS LISTS ARE INSANE. 438 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,865 THEY LOOK LIKE NAMES OF DEMONS. 439 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,667 THIAMINE MONONITRATE, EVIL LORD OF PLASTIC. 440 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:04,768 YOU OK? 441 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,270 YEAH, I'M FINE. 442 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:09,039 I JUST NEED TO GET HOME. 443 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,909 GUESS YOU'RE USED TO MISSING EVENTS ALL THE TIME. 444 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,143 WHAT? 445 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:15,145 YOU KNOW, JUST MISSING IMPORTANT OCCASIONS 446 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,781 ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR YOU, THAT'S ALL. 447 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,550 WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT? 448 00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:21,919 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE OF ALL THE SHOWS YOU HAD. 449 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,190 MY WEDDING. 450 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,792 JEEZ. WH--I DIDN'T SEND YOU A GIFT? WHAT? 451 00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:30,661 I FOUGHT TO GET YOU AN INVITE, 452 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,196 NEVER EVEN HEARD BACK. 453 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:35,099 I DON'T THINK I ACTUALLY GOT ONE, SO I'M SORRY. 454 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,101 I TRACKED THE PACKAGE ALL THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE. 455 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,670 SO HOW IS THE, UH, ICE PRINCESS THESE DAYS, ANYWAY? 456 00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:42,573 STILL TRANSPARENT AND CONDESCENDING, I ASSUME. 457 00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:48,312 YOU KNOW, I GOT MARRIED BECAUSE I WANTED TO, DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK. 458 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:49,880 YEAH, WHAT DO I THINK? 459 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,215 REZA, IT'S NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS, 460 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,950 ANYWAY, SO WHO CARES? 461 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,152 WELL, YEAH? WELL, THEN, WHAT'S WITH THIS ATTITUDE? 462 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,054 I HAVE NO ATTITUDE. 463 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,323 I HARBOR NO BAD FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU 464 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,792 OR SHIREEN FOR THAT MATTER, NOT REALLY. 465 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,327 JUST I WAS ON TOUR. 466 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:06,063 KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 467 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,298 NO, I DO UNDERSTAND. 468 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,866 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 469 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,768 ALL RIGHT? I MADE MY MOVES. 470 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,036 YOU MADE YOUR MOVES. 471 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,772 SOUNDS LIKE YOU MADE THE RIGHT ONES, RIGHT? 472 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,607 YOU'RE HAPPY? 473 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,876 WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT PEOPLE NOW, THAT'S ALL. 474 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,946 IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A FUCKING DEAL. JESUS. 475 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,624 WHOA. 476 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:34,825 WHOA. 477 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,227 OK, WAIT. WE GOTTA PULL OVER, MAN. 478 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,629 THE ENGINE'S-- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 479 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,364 FUCKING SERIOUSLY STOP THE-- OK. OK 480 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:43,100 OK, THIS IS BAD. 481 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,301 YEAH, I'M GOING. IT-- 482 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:46,837 WELL, PULL IN THE GA-- PULL IN THE GAS-- 483 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,838 IT'S GOING BADLY. 484 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:56,013 SO, UH, WHERE YOU FELLAS HEADED, ANYWAY? 485 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,014 UH... 486 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,617 SAN FRANCISCO. 487 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:01,018 OH, YEAH? 488 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,154 GOING TO THE GAY PARADE, ARE YOU? 489 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,990 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, 490 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:08,025 AND I'M GONNA CHOOSE TO IGNORE IT. 491 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,727 THIS IS A REAL MECHANIC SHOP, RIGHT? 492 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:12,262 SURE IS. TOOLS, PUMPS, 493 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,664 EVERYTHING. 494 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,999 GREAT. THAT'S VERY CONVENIENT, 495 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,035 BECAUSE WE NEED THIS FIXED RIGHT NOW, A.S.A.P. 496 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,770 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR? 497 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,372 AS SOON AS... 498 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:22,406 POSSIBLE. POSSIBLE. 499 00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,208 I KNEW THAT. 500 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,744 WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO POKE AROUND IN THERE FIRST. 501 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,312 COULD BE THE ALTERNATOR. 502 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,780 COULD BE THE DISTRIBUTOR. 503 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,315 COULD BE A PISTON. 504 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:34,084 SOMETIMES THEY JUST DON'T PUMP RIGHT. 505 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,252 UH, COOL. 506 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,754 UM, LET'S GET A TOW TRUCK 507 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,188 TO THE NEAREST REGULAR MECHANIC. 508 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,291 HEY, NOW. I AM A REGULAR MECHANIC, YOU LITTLE SHIT. 509 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,993 UH... WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE? 510 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,428 YOU TRYING TO INSULT ME? 511 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,897 I--I HAVE TRIPLE A. 512 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,832 GOOD FOR YOU. 513 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:51,335 BUT THEY WON'T TOW A TRUCK LIKE THIS HERE. 514 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:55,139 WHY NOT, SIR? 515 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,941 IF IT'S FULL, YOU HAVE TO UNLOAD IT. 516 00:27:57,943 --> 00:27:59,710 YOU HAVE TO UNLOAD IT? 517 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:02,813 WE CAN'T UNLOAD THE TRUCK HERE, MAN. 518 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,148 NO. JEEZ, NO. 519 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,450 YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A DRINK AROUND HERE? 520 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:14,224 HERE ARE SOME WATERS AND SOME MENUS, GUYS. 521 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,359 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 522 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,960 I'LL BE BACK TO TAKE YOUR ORDER. 523 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,831 WHAT LOOKS GOOD, BOYS? 524 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,833 I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 525 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,768 LET'S ORDER FIRST. 526 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,209 WHAT IS HIS DEAL? 527 00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:36,280 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 528 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,816 I THINK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO HERE. 529 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,118 WE'RE WAITING FOR THE TRUCK TO BE FIXED, HOPEFULLY. 530 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,820 YEAH, I'M TALKING ABOUT AFTER THAT. 531 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,822 WE'RE GONNA DROP HIM OFF AT THE PLACE. 532 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:45,956 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 533 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,357 REZA, HE'S NOT GONNA CHECK IN. 534 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:49,760 THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 535 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,762 I THINK WE SHOULD BRING HIM TO HIS FATHER'S HOUSE, 536 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,363 LET HIM GET SETTLED IN, 537 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,865 AND HE CAN MAKE THE DECISION FOR HIMSELF. 538 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,066 SETTLED? YEAH. 539 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,068 HIS FATHER DOESN'T WANT HIM THERE. 540 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:04,341 WE CAN'T ALWAYS HOLD HIS HAND, ALL RIGHT? 541 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:07,010 HE HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS ACTIONS AT SOME POINT. 542 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,012 IF HE LEAVES, HE LEAVES. 543 00:29:09,014 --> 00:29:10,881 WE GOT HIM THERE. 544 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:25,462 SURE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU CARE. 545 00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:28,398 DUDE, I CARE, OK? 546 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,502 IT'S JUST HE HAS TO DO SOME THINGS FOR HIMSELF. 547 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:33,937 AND I'M A REALIST. 548 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,273 WHY DOESN'T HE STAY WITH YOU, HUH? 549 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,075 EXCUSE ME. HI. 550 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,910 HI. 551 00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:41,879 UM, SORRY TO INTERRUPT THE CROSS-EXAMINATION, 552 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,413 BUT CAN I BORROW THE HOT SAUCE? 553 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,549 YEAH. IT'S ALL YOURS. YOU KNOW WHAT? 554 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:46,984 AS LONG AS YOU CAN TELL ME 555 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,051 WHO SANG THE SONG "HOT SAUCE." 556 00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:49,887 JESUS. THOMAS DOLBY. 557 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:52,823 UNLESS YOU MEAN "LOUISIANA HOT SAUCE" BY SAMMY KERSHAW. 558 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,125 THAT IS FUCKING IMPRESSIVE. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 559 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,994 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS JUST TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOU, 560 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,428 BUT NOW YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT. 561 00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,463 I GOT KETCHUP. I HATE KETCHUP. 562 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:00,898 I GOT MUSTARD. I GOT SHITAKA. 563 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,833 THIS IS FINE. YOU SURE? 564 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,368 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 565 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,571 YOU DATING ANYONE THESE DAYS? 566 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:10,240 I GOT, LIKE, A COUPLE GIRLS I'M HANGING OUT WITH. 567 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,042 NOT COUNTING THE HOLLYWOOD FLOOZIES 568 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:14,545 YOU BRING HOME FROM THE CLUBS, RIGHT? 569 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:17,581 SO DO YOU HAVE THEM DO THE AIDS TEST BEFORE, 570 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,917 OR DO YOU JUST ASSUME THEY HAVE IT 571 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,952 AND THEN PLAY THE FUCKING ODDS, MAN? 572 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,288 YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. HERE. HERE HE COMES. 573 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,323 BAG IT BEFORE YOU TAG IT. 574 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:30,861 THAT MEANS COVER YOUR PENIS WITH A CONDOM. 575 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:33,130 HEY, BUDDY. 576 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:36,266 OK, ARE YOU BOYS READY TO ORDER? 577 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,969 YEAH. I WILL HAVE A CRISPY CHICKEN CLUB 578 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:42,239 WITH THE SKIN REMOVED, NO BACON, NO MAYO, NO TOMATO, 579 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,975 WHOLE WHEAT BREAD. DID YOU GET IT ALL? 580 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:47,911 THANKS. 581 00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:49,279 I'M GONNA GET THE BURGER, 582 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:50,280 CHEESEBURGER, MEDIUM. THANK YOU. 583 00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:51,315 AND YOU, HONEY? 584 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:53,517 UH, A WHISKEY. 585 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,587 UH, WE ONLY SERVE BEER AND WINE. 586 00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,288 A WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS. 587 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,959 BEER. 588 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:03,460 UH, WHAT KIND OF BEER? 589 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:04,628 NO BEER. 590 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,296 NO BEER. 591 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:10,868 I'LL HAVE A BEER, PLEASE. 592 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:13,403 OK. 593 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,038 A BEER. 594 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,541 IF YOU BRING A BEER, YOU WON'T GET PAID FOR IT, 595 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,243 AND YOU WON'T GET A TIP. 596 00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:21,378 DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? 597 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,981 ALL RIGHT. NO BEER. 598 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,315 THANK YOU. 599 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:27,918 I WANT A FUCKING BEER. 600 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:31,321 BRING ME A BEER, PLEASE. 601 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,492 SORRY. 602 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:38,929 I'LL BRING MORE WATER TO THE TABLE, TOO. 603 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:39,930 THANK YOU. 604 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,331 THANKS, ADELE. 605 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:45,335 DUDE... 606 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,005 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? 607 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,279 YOU'RE A CHILD. 608 00:31:58,283 --> 00:31:59,950 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, BRO? 609 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:02,953 WHY YOU--WHY YOU KEEP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO? 610 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:05,088 HUH? 611 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,691 ONLY WHEN THEY NEED TO BE TOLD, GUY. 612 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:10,627 LOOK AT YOU. 613 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,130 YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF ANYMORE. 614 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,998 YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT. 615 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,400 DUDE, STOP. 616 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:18,168 I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 617 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,337 HEH. YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME? 618 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,440 'CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A PRICK YOU ARE. 619 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,043 PEOPLE JUST TOLERATE YOU. 620 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,444 MYSELF INCLUDED. 621 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,346 AH, DON'T MAKE ANY EXCEPTIONS FOR ME, BUDDY. 622 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:30,647 CONTINUE TO BE YOUR REGULAR SELF. 623 00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,649 YOUR LIFE IS A SERIES OF HOME RUNS RIGHT NOW. 624 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,351 GUYS, COULD WE JUST MAYBE HAVE 15 MINUTES 625 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,053 WHERE WE DON'T HAVE AN ARGUMENT, PLEASE? 626 00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,154 CAN WE JUST... 627 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,625 YOU KNOW, UM... 628 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,528 YOU KNOW WHY NO ONE COMES TO YOUR BIG BIRTHDAY PARTIES? 629 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:46,997 YOU KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T SHOW UP 630 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,165 AT YOUR STUPID WEDDING? 631 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,033 YOU KNOW WHAT, ALEX? SHUT UP. 632 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:52,069 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 633 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:56,273 PEOPLE ARE A DIFFERENT CODE, BRO. 634 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:59,476 FRIENDSHIP CAN ONLY REAP WHAT IT'S SOWN. 635 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,978 YOU KNOW? 636 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,379 CAN YOU COMPUTE THAT? 637 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,114 EH? 638 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,482 MR. BRAINIAC? 639 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,455 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 640 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:16,326 THAT NOBODY LIKES YOU. 641 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,161 JESUS. 642 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:20,163 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 643 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,531 IF YOU CAN PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT 644 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,000 OR HOLD DOWN A FUCKING JOB 645 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:24,334 OR NOT BE A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC, 646 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,470 I WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR-- REZA. REZA. 647 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:29,172 DON'T. HE THINKS HE CAN JUST SIT THERE AND SAY THIS SHIT TO ME? 648 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,707 HE'S HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY HANDED TO HIM, 649 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,542 AND HE HAS FUCKED IT UP. CALM DOWN. 650 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:34,711 NO. I HAD TO WORK TO BE WHERE I AM. 651 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,546 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. I KNOW THAT. 652 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,448 I DIDN'T GET TO PARTY ON THE BEACH FOR A FUCKING DECADE. 653 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,117 YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE MY DAD. 654 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,151 YOU KNOW WHAT? 655 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,153 I WISH I HAD YOUR DAD. 656 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,756 YOUR DAD DOESN'T DESERVE YOU AS A SON. 657 00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:48,025 HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 658 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,493 PROVES TO SHOW WHAT YOU KNOW. 659 00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:52,062 HEY! KNOCK IT OFF. 660 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:54,431 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 661 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,400 THERE'S LITTLE KIDS IN HERE. WE'RE AT A RESTAURANT. 662 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:57,634 I'M COOL AS A CUCUMBER, BRO. 663 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,303 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WRONG GAS? 664 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:37,808 YOU GOT THE WRONG GASOLINE 665 00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:40,477 INSIDE YOUR FUEL TANK. 666 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,813 THIS TRUCK DON'T RUN ON DIESEL, BOY. 667 00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:44,781 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 668 00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:51,755 NUMBNUTS. 669 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,461 REZA, WHERE YOU GOING, MAN? 670 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,430 REZ. 671 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:03,433 HEY. REZA! 672 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,402 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT. 673 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,370 I'M GONNA GET A RIDE BACK WITH SOME SERIAL KILLER. 674 00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:09,840 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS GUY. 675 00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:12,375 I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM. YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT. 676 00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:13,543 I HAVE TO BE HOME TONIGHT. 677 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:14,644 WHAT, FOR THE VACATION? 678 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,546 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING THAT UP. 679 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,482 COME ON, MAN. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL MR. HAMILTON, 680 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:20,117 HUH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HIM? 681 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:21,418 I DON'T KNOW. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 682 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,552 I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE. 683 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,187 NO, REZ, YOU CALLED ME, ALL RIGHT? 684 00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:25,822 YOU CAN'T LEAVE RIGHT NOW. YOU JUST CAN'T. 685 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,624 THIS GUY'S NEVER PAID ANY CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYTHING, OK? 686 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:28,758 YOU THINK THIS JUST HAPPENED? 687 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,293 HE HAS TO GROW UP. 688 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,262 SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT, HUH? 689 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,263 THE EASY WAY? 690 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,397 YEAH. 691 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,732 YOU MEAN TAKING SHIT FROM YOUR FAMILY 692 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,667 AND YOUR WIFE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 693 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,370 YOU KNOW I'M THE ONLY ONE IN OUR FAMILY WHO'S NOT A DOCTOR? 694 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,472 MY WIFE--DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 695 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,441 I'VE HAD SEX IN THE LAST YEAR? 696 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:45,575 TWICE. 697 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:46,776 CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTMAS. 698 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,845 WE DID IT TWICE ON THE SAME DAY. 699 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,480 WE DIDN'T EVEN SPACE IT OUT. 700 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,282 YOU DON'T THINK I'M JEALOUS OF YOU? 701 00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:54,317 YOU DON'T THINK I WANT TO BRING HOME HOLLYWOOD FLOOZIES 702 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,652 AND JUST MAKE LOVE TO THEM? 703 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,487 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO FUCK 'EM. 704 00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,323 I WANT TO LOOK 'EM IN THE EYES AND, LIKE, TASTE THEIR FACES. 705 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:05,562 YOU KNOW, FOR A WHILE, I THOUGHT I COULD BE ME 706 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:06,897 PLAYING IN THAT BAND WITH YOU, BUT... 707 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,799 THAT DREAM DIED FOR ME IN HIGH SCHOOL. 708 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:12,169 I MADE A SERIOUS CHOICE IN MY LIFE 709 00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:13,503 A LONG TIME AGO, ETHAN, 710 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,739 SAME KIND OF CHOICE YOU'RE MAKING RIGHT NOW. 711 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,741 I WOULDN'T COMPARE OUR LIVES, MAN. 712 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:18,742 NO, I WOULDN'T. 713 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,410 MY LIFE IS FINE. 714 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:21,811 I'M HAPPY. 715 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,281 IT SOUNDS LIKE IT. 716 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:25,282 SOLD OUT, MAN. 717 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:26,449 SOLD OUT? 718 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,919 WHAT ARE YOU, 14? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 719 00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:31,454 WHY DON'T YOU KEEP WALKING. I'M GONNA GO BACK INSIDE 720 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,523 AND TRY TO FIX THIS SITUATION. 721 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,425 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE 722 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:37,260 LISTENED TO ME AND GONE TO COLLEGE. 723 00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:39,262 YOUR LIFE WOULD BE BETTER NOW. 724 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,831 OH, MY LIFE IS FINE. 725 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,466 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 726 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,835 YEAH, YOUR LIFE IS GREAT. IT'S REALLY GREAT. 727 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:48,271 "OH, THIS ONE HAS CENTRAL AIR CONDITIONING--" 728 00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:49,839 YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 729 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:53,710 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WITH PROBLEMS? 730 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,245 I WAS A FOOL, MAN. 731 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,980 I WAS A FOOL TO FOLLOW MY DREAM, 732 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:59,749 THINK I COULD MAKE IT IN MUSIC, DO WHATEVER I WANT. 733 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:02,352 YOU THIN--YOU THINK I WANTED TO BE A ONE-HIT WONDER? 734 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:03,920 NO! NO! 735 00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:06,756 I FAILED, MAN. 736 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:09,626 I FAILED. 737 00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:12,896 IS THAT--IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR ME SAY? 738 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,431 THERE. I SAID IT. 739 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:31,815 WHAT? SHUT UP. 740 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:32,816 WASN'T MY FAULT. 741 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,685 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST SHUT UP. 742 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:38,688 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WE CAN DO, 743 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,690 ANYTHING AT ALL, TO MAKE THIS WORK TODAY? 744 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:43,460 I'D PAY YOU EXTRA, SOMETHING, 745 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,428 ANYTHING. PLEASE? 746 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:47,931 SORRY, FELLAS. 747 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,967 IT'S GONNA BE TOMORROW MORNING. 748 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,403 NICE MOTEL ACROSS THE STREET. 749 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:56,539 MIGHT HAVE TO BUNK TOGETHER OR SOMETHING. 750 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,552 HOW ROOM YOU WANT? EXTRA CHARGE FOR THREE. 751 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,324 WHAT? 752 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:49,592 WHY WOULD I KN-- 753 00:38:49,594 --> 00:38:51,328 HOW MANY ROOMS WE WANT? 754 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:52,862 THERE'S EXTRA CHARGE FOR THREE. 755 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,799 ONE ROOM, PLEASE. 756 00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:56,633 WHOO! 757 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:02,739 SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO? 758 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:05,575 WHAT, YOU WANT TO PLAY, LIKE, A GAME OR SOMETHING? 759 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,811 HIDE AND GO SEEK? CHARADES. 760 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,680 OK, IT'S NOT EVEN 6:00 YET, MAN. 761 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,083 LET'S JUST STAY IN, GET AN EARLY DINNER, 762 00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:14,784 GO TO BED. 763 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:17,654 CAN WE GO UP PAST 10:00 TONIGHT, DAD? PLEASE? PLEASE? 764 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,356 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK AT YOU. 765 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:21,624 OK, WELL, I CAN'T STAY IN HERE ALL NIGHT, SO... 766 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:23,126 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK AT YOU. 767 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,028 I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE. 768 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,563 YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE! 769 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,764 SHOULDN'T SMOKE! 770 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:31,101 OH. LOSER LINE CALLING. 771 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:46,383 I'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE'RE PACKING UP TOMORROW. 772 00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:49,085 YEAH. TALK TO YOU LATER. 773 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:54,090 HEY. 774 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:55,625 HOT SAUCE. 775 00:39:55,627 --> 00:39:56,826 YEAH. 776 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:59,863 YOU GUYS SIGHTSEEING OR SOMETHING? 777 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:02,532 YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY UP HERE, LOTS TO SEE. 778 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:03,967 OUR TRUCK BROKE DOWN. 779 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:05,168 OH. 780 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,436 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 781 00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,439 I WAS SICK OF DRIVING ANYWAY. 782 00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:10,607 WHERE YOU GOING? 783 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,876 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT SURE. 784 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,544 I-I'M NOT SURE. 785 00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,714 WELL, I GOTTA GET GOING. 786 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:19,749 HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT. 787 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,618 THANK YOU. 788 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,086 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? LISTEN. 789 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,687 UH... 790 00:40:24,689 --> 00:40:27,090 WANT TO HAVE A CIGARETTE, KEEP ME COMPANY? 791 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,958 I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW. 792 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,093 WHY NOT? YEAH? HERE. 793 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,862 HERE, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU, 794 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,198 BE A GENTLEMAN HERE FOR A QUICK SECOND. HERE. 795 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:38,468 THERE YOU GO. 796 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:40,069 I'M ETHAN. 797 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,772 OH, YEAH. APRIL. SORRY. 798 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,074 YEAH. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN, UH-- 799 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:46,709 LEBEC? WHERE ARE WE? YEAH. LEBEC. 800 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:49,612 OH. YEAH, WE STAY HERE ALL THE TIME, ACTUALLY. 801 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,181 YEAH, FOR REAL. 802 00:40:51,183 --> 00:40:54,851 I DRIVE THIS TRUCK DOWN FROM MODESTO TO L.A. TWICE A WEEK. 803 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,519 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 804 00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:58,121 YOU'RE A LADY TRUCK DRIVER? THAT'S AWESOME. 805 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,989 I BRING AVOCADOS FROM MY FAMILY'S RANCH 806 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:01,691 TO THE FARMERS MARKET IN L.A. 807 00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:02,759 YEAH? 808 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,828 YEP. CALIFORNIA GOLDEN AVOCADOS, 809 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:05,962 THE BEST. 810 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,197 MY SISTER AND I. 811 00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:09,799 ALLOWS ME THE FREE TIME TO DO WHAT I WANT. 812 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,068 GOT A REAL POLAROID THERE, HUH? 813 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,603 WHAT KIND OF PICTURES YOU TAKING? 814 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,238 OH, YEAH. UM... 815 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,940 ALL KINDS, REALLY, 816 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,241 BUT MOSTLY PEOPLE. 817 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,977 I GET TO SEE ALL TYPES OUT HERE, ESPECIALLY. 818 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,612 YEAH, I'LL BET. YEAH. YEAH. 819 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,080 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? 820 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:25,548 WHAT DO YOU DO? 821 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,217 I'M A MUSICIAN, ACTUALLY. 822 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:28,685 YEAH? YEAH. 823 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,087 YEAH, I WAS IN A BAND FOR A FEW YEARS. 824 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:32,822 WHAT WAS THE BAND? 825 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,190 C.B.M.M. 826 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,726 WE HAD A SONG, "HIGHER," 827 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,728 GOT A LOT OF RADIO PLAY THERE FOR A WHILE. 828 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,697 MAYBE IF I HEARD IT. 829 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:43,032 YOU KNOW, WE PLAYED A LOT OF CLUBS AND VENUES. 830 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,534 ACTUALLY, WE GOT TO OPEN FOR 831 00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:46,002 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS ON A TOUR LEG. 832 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,570 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 833 00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:51,808 NOTHING HAPPENED. THAT WAS IT, I GUESS. 834 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,978 JUST GOT SICK OF... 835 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:58,615 CHECKING I.D.s AND SERVING DRINKS, YOU KNOW. 836 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,518 THAT'S TOO BAD. 837 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,888 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 838 00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:10,793 YEAH. 839 00:42:10,795 --> 00:42:11,828 I KNOW THE FEELING. 840 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,596 HEH. 841 00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:16,599 HEY, UM... 842 00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:17,901 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 843 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,969 MY SISTER'S WAITING FOR ME. ALL RIGHT. 844 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,538 BUT, YOU KNOW, THANKS FOR THE SMOKE. 845 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,072 YEAH. 846 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,207 HEY, LISTEN. 847 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,643 I, UH, WANTED TO ASK YOU... 848 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:30,113 IS THERE ANYTHING TO DO AROUND HERE, OR... 849 00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:32,549 NO. NO. 850 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,218 THERE IS A BAR, THOUGH, 851 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,586 RIGHT DOWN THE STREET. 852 00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:38,755 COME HAVE A DRINK WITH ME. 853 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:39,989 WHAT, NOW? 854 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:40,990 YEAH. 855 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:42,725 OH, I-- 856 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,895 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE TO BE IN L.A. BRIGHT AND EARLY. 857 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,764 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU TWISTED MY ARM. 858 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:48,765 I'LL GO WITH YOU. 859 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:51,000 NICE TO MEET YOU. 860 00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:52,302 YOU, TOO. 861 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:03,780 HEH. 862 00:43:20,164 --> 00:43:21,664 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 863 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,368 NOTHING, MAN. JUST TAKING A DUMP. 864 00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:31,674 ALEX, OPEN UP. 865 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,710 HEY, HEY, CAN'T A GUY GO IN PEACE, HUH? 866 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,625 WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED? 867 00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:50,360 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, DUDE? 868 00:43:50,362 --> 00:43:52,295 SMELLS FUNNY IN HERE. 869 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:54,764 NO SHIT. 870 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,171 HAND IT OVER. GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW. 871 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,140 I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND. WHAT? 872 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,942 IF YOU TOOK A DUMP, WHY DIDN'T YOU WASH YOUR HANDS? 873 00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:07,644 GIVE IT TO ME. OH, COME ON. 874 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,379 I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYING AROUND. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 875 00:44:09,381 --> 00:44:10,847 GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW. YEAH? 876 00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:12,248 GIVE IT TO ME. WHAT? YOU WANT THIS? 877 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,783 GIVE IT HERE. GIVE IT TO ME. 878 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:14,984 DON'T DO THAT. DON'T FUCKING DO THAT. 879 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,653 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. I DARE YOU. 880 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,354 I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. DON'T FUCKING DO THAT. 881 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,256 SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO IT. DON'T... 882 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,927 AHH! 883 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:27,830 MY GLASSES! 884 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:40,777 STOP IT. 885 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:44,047 YOU MANIAC. 886 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:48,017 GET OFF OF ME! 887 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,986 STOP IT! 888 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,194 WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE FUCK? 889 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,863 I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL. 890 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:03,132 YOU ALL RIGHT? IT'S HAPPY HOUR. 891 00:45:03,134 --> 00:45:06,369 HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC AND NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP. I TOLD YOU. 892 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,004 WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 893 00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:09,739 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, DUDE. 894 00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,240 I DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR NUMBER, MAN. 895 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,076 COOL OFF. GET OFF OF ME. AND WHO ARE YOU? 896 00:45:13,078 --> 00:45:15,378 WHAT, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PROFESSIONAL NOW? IS THAT RIGHT? 897 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,412 NO MORE ROCK STAR? 898 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:19,315 WELL, I'M STILL THE SAME. 899 00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:21,284 STILL THE FUCKING SAME. 900 00:45:21,286 --> 00:45:23,186 YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW. 901 00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:24,487 I'M OUT OF CONTROL? YEAH. 902 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:25,755 YEAH? YEAH. 903 00:45:27,324 --> 00:45:28,891 YOU DON'T KNOW OUT OF CONTROL. 904 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:31,961 THIS IS JUST MY REGULAR, EVERYDAY LIFE. 905 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:34,464 FRONT-ROW SEATS, BABY. 906 00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,132 I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF 907 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:39,102 TO A BUNCH OF PRICK FUCKING LIARS, NOW, DO I? 908 00:45:39,104 --> 00:45:41,237 ALEX, CALM DOWN. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 909 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,139 CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY. 910 00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:46,008 HEY. 911 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,411 WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? YEAH. 912 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:50,913 WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 913 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:55,485 I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING FACILITY. 914 00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:01,324 YEAH. WHAT, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TRICK ME? IS THAT IT? 915 00:46:02,526 --> 00:46:04,293 WHO ARE YOU? 916 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:07,930 WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? HUH? 917 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,769 YOU AND MY DAD 918 00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,303 CAN ALL GO SUCK IT. 919 00:46:14,305 --> 00:46:18,274 CAN ALL GO SUCK IT. 920 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:19,909 JESUS CHRIST. 921 00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:21,844 ALEX, JUST SIT DOWN. 922 00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:24,013 LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT IT. 923 00:46:24,015 --> 00:46:25,915 I'M NOT SITTING DOWN. 924 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,116 I'M NOT SITTING DOWN. 925 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,985 OUT OF HERE. 926 00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:31,254 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO? COME ON. 927 00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:33,156 STAY AWAY FROM ME. 928 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,157 WOW, DUDE. 929 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:35,892 I'M GONNA GO AFTER HIM. 930 00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:36,893 WHAT? YEAH. 931 00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,294 NO. HE NEEDS TO BLOW OFF 932 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:39,462 SOME STEAM. LET HIM GO. 933 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,831 THERE'S A BAR DOWN THE STREET, OK? 934 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:46,302 ALEX. 935 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,905 LISTEN, I'M SORRY HOW THIS ALL WENT DOWN, MAN. 936 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,239 WE DIDN'T PLAN FOR ANY OF IT. 937 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:51,407 THIS IS ALL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 938 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:53,009 YOUR DAD SPRUNG IT ON US. 939 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:54,510 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BETRAYED ME. I CAN'T-- 940 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,212 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SIDING WITH THEM. 941 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,080 I DIDN'T BETRAY YOU. I'M NOT SIDING WITH ANYONE. 942 00:46:58,082 --> 00:46:59,315 I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. WHATEVER. 943 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:00,349 TOMORROW I'M GOING BACK TO SAN DIEGO. 944 00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:01,450 YOU CAN GO WHEREVER YOU WANT. 945 00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:02,585 YEAH, THANK YOU. I KNOW. 946 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:05,121 HEY, STOP. STOP. 947 00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:07,824 I MEAN, YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 948 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,228 TWO SHOTS TEQUILA, SIR. 949 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:47,530 NO, NO, NO. I DON'T WANT A DRINK. 950 00:47:48,498 --> 00:47:49,932 TWO SHOTS. 951 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,071 HOW YOU FELLAS DOING THIS EVENING? 952 00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,539 GOOD. THANK YOU. OH, I'M DOING GREAT. 953 00:47:56,541 --> 00:48:00,009 MY TWO OLD FRIENDS, THEY KIDNAP ME, 954 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,111 BRING ME TO THIS SHITHOLE TOWN 955 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:04,881 UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT MY NEXT PLACE TO GO. 956 00:48:09,086 --> 00:48:10,253 TWO MORE, PLEASE. 957 00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:13,589 THANK YOU. 958 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:20,296 ALEX, TO NEW BEGINNINGS, RIGHT? 959 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,031 HEY. 960 00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:30,539 I GOTTA PISS. 961 00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:41,217 CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE, PLEASE? AHEM. 962 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,414 AH, MOTHER BITCH. 963 00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:13,649 WELL, YOU'RE THREE SHEETS, MAN. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 964 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,518 I'M NOT THREE SHEETS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 965 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,053 YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. 966 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:20,056 HEY, YOU KEEP ON LECTURING ME LIKE THAT, 967 00:49:20,058 --> 00:49:22,325 IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA, OK? 968 00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:25,695 YOU GUYS ARE JUST ALWAYS TALKING AND FUCKING... 969 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:28,297 LISTEN, I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 970 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,732 THEN DON'T. DON'T PRETEND. 971 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:32,001 BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP THIS UP, MAN. 972 00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,302 YOU JUST CAN'T. 973 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,637 I'M NOT GOING TO THAT FUCKING PLACE, 974 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,439 OK, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. 975 00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:38,641 SO IF THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU CAME HERE, THEN... 976 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:40,643 NO. JUST... 977 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:42,378 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 978 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:44,213 I JUST--I WISH I HAD YOUR LIFE. 979 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:46,282 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO. 980 00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:47,383 YEAH? YEAH. 981 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,251 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 982 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,054 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS... 983 00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:55,324 I'D DO WHATEVER I WANTED, WHATEVER MADE ME HAPPY. 984 00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:58,060 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU BEEN DOING 985 00:49:58,062 --> 00:49:59,662 THE PAST 10 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE? 986 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:13,576 I MEAN, JUST 'CAUSE YOU DECIDE TO BE SOMETHING, BRO, 987 00:50:13,578 --> 00:50:15,111 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BE. 988 00:50:15,113 --> 00:50:17,613 YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. 989 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:19,648 I JUST--I DON'T-- I JUST DON'T GET IT. 990 00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:21,450 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT THE FUCK-- 991 00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:23,019 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING THAT? 992 00:50:23,021 --> 00:50:24,587 MAYBE 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 993 00:50:24,589 --> 00:50:26,655 I MEAN, YOU'RE A FUCKING REAL ESTATE AGENT. 994 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,357 I COULD BE A REAL ESTATE AGENT. 995 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:30,426 YEAH, I CAN BE A FUCKING ASTRONAUT AS WELL. 996 00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:32,161 HEH! 997 00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:36,365 HEY, MAN, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 998 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,234 DON'T LISTEN TO ME, 999 00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:41,137 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1000 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,778 BITCH! FUCK! 1001 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,546 I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT WAS GONNA GO BADLY. 1002 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:51,547 BAD TIME? 1003 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:52,615 YEAH--NO. 1004 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:53,616 YES. 1005 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,418 NO. HEY. 1006 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:56,519 HEY. 1007 00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:58,554 YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY SOME BILLIARDS? 1008 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:00,689 ALLISON? 1009 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,827 OH, ALLISON. 1010 00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:19,742 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL. 1011 00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:22,178 YES. 1012 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:25,514 AND, OH! 1013 00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:27,416 THAT WAS OUR BALL, SO YOU GET TO GO. 1014 00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:28,417 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE UP, BABY. 1015 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:29,452 IT'S MY TURN? YEAH. 1016 00:51:29,454 --> 00:51:31,253 "BABY"? WELL... 1017 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,588 YOU CALLING ME BABY NOW? 1018 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,457 SORRY. I GET A LITTLE AHEAD OF MYSELF SOMETIMES. 1019 00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:35,825 UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT, WHERE SHOULD I GO? 1020 00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:38,127 UM, I'M THINKING THE 12, 1021 00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,261 CORNER POCKET. 1022 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:40,663 HOW'S THAT SOUND? LOOKS DOABLE. 1023 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,498 JUST AS GOOD AS ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT? 1024 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,499 YEAH. 1025 00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:45,434 READY? 1026 00:51:46,471 --> 00:51:47,870 NICE SHOT. REZ! 1027 00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,338 HEY, MAN. 1028 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:50,739 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. 1029 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,342 HEY, THIS IS-- THIS IS APRIL, 1030 00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:54,844 HOT SAUCE... HEY. 1031 00:51:54,846 --> 00:51:55,845 AND HER SISTER ALLISON. 1032 00:51:55,847 --> 00:51:57,246 HEY. GREAT. THIS IS REZA. 1033 00:51:57,248 --> 00:51:59,381 GREAT. CAN I TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK? 1034 00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:01,250 HMM? I NEED TO TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK. 1035 00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:02,818 NO, NO, NO. NOT RIGHT NOW. 1036 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,753 LISTEN. LISTEN, LET'S GO GET A TABLE, GET SOME FOOD... 1037 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,222 YES. SOME BEERS. YES? 1038 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:07,890 I AM SO READY FOR THIS GAME TO BE OVER. 1039 00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:09,592 THIS IS THE WORST GAME OF POOL ANYBODY'S EVER PLAYED. 1040 00:52:09,594 --> 00:52:10,659 YES. THANK YOU. 1041 00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:12,761 ALLISON, YOU IN? I KNOW YOU ARE. 1042 00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:14,463 LET'S DO THIS. REZ, COME ON. 1043 00:52:29,846 --> 00:52:31,347 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ONIONS NOW? 1044 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:32,848 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD SO MANY CALORIES. 1045 00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:34,483 SURPRISING AMOUNT OF CALORIES. 1046 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,819 COME ON. STEALTH CALORIES? 1047 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,387 IN ONIONS? SO WEIRD? 1048 00:52:38,389 --> 00:52:40,723 THAT'S WHAT IT SAID. 1049 00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:42,491 SO APRIL WAS TELLING ME 1050 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,393 THAT YOU ARE A SINGER. 1051 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:45,728 MM-HMM. 1052 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:46,729 USED TO BE. 1053 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:48,397 USED TO BE? YEAH. 1054 00:52:48,399 --> 00:52:50,432 IT'S--THAT CHAPTER IS CLOSED 1055 00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:51,867 MEANING? 1056 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:53,536 MEANING-- I DON'T KNOW. 1057 00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:56,272 YOU ASK REZA. REZA, YOU TELL 'EM ABOUT IT. 1058 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:57,473 HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT. 1059 00:52:57,475 --> 00:52:58,674 REZA? RIGHT. I'M A SELL-OUT. 1060 00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:00,209 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY, 1061 00:53:00,211 --> 00:53:01,577 TRUTH-- TRUTH BE TOLD, 1062 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:04,680 REZ WAS AN EXCELLENT BASSIST IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1063 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,182 REALLY? YES. 1064 00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:08,450 OH, DID YOU GUYS USED TO PLAY TOGETHER 1065 00:53:08,452 --> 00:53:09,652 IN, LIKE, A BAND OR SOMETHING? 1066 00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:11,954 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1067 00:53:11,956 --> 00:53:12,955 YEAH. 1068 00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:14,657 HEY, HEY, HELLO, EVERYBODY. 1069 00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:16,825 IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT. 1070 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:18,827 Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT? 1071 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,829 HAH! THAT'S RIGHT. 1072 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:22,965 IT'S KARAOKE NIGHT HERE AT TRAILS. 1073 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:24,633 SO WHY DON'T YOU COME ON UP... 1074 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:26,635 OH, MY GOD, YES. AND SHOW US YOUR STUFF? 1075 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:27,636 WHAT? 1076 00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:28,671 YOU'RE GONNA SING, RIGHT? 1077 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,372 MM-HMM. NO, NO, NO, NO. 1078 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,241 NO, NO, NO. I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT, NO. 1079 00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:33,475 NO? WHY NOT? NO, NO, NO, NO. 1080 00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:34,610 YEAH. WHY NOT? 1081 00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:35,878 YEAH, ETHAN, SING SOMETHING. 1082 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,313 YOU HAVE TO. 1083 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:39,348 OH, I HAVE TO? NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1084 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:40,816 I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, GUYS. 1085 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:42,585 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEIR SELECTION WOULD BE. 1086 00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:44,853 IT'S PROBABLY ALL COUNTRY AND... 1087 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:46,522 COME ON. 1088 00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:47,923 ARE YOU FORCING ME RIGHT NOW? 1089 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,559 I AM FORCING YOU. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1090 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,628 I'M FOLLOWING YOU. I'M FOLLOWING YOU. 1091 00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:54,830 HEH. HI. 1092 00:53:54,832 --> 00:53:56,532 HI. 1093 00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:10,846 WHAT ARE YOU, NERVOUS? I DON'T KNOW. 1094 00:54:10,848 --> 00:54:13,349 I MEAN, AS LONG AS YOUR HEART'S IN IT 1095 00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:14,817 AND YOU'RE ON KEY... 1096 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:17,286 I'M JOKING. 1097 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:20,422 THERE'S ALWAYS A SIREN SINGING YOU TO SHIPWRECK. 1098 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:22,324 RADIOHEAD. 1099 00:54:22,326 --> 00:54:24,260 HEY, YEAH. 1100 00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:26,629 WHAT? HMM? 1101 00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:28,964 YOU EXPECTING A CALL OR SOMETHING? 1102 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:30,432 YEAH. SORRY. 1103 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:31,433 SORRY. 1104 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,369 OH, NO. IS IT YOUR WIFE? 1105 00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:34,503 YEP. 1106 00:54:34,505 --> 00:54:37,606 UM, YOU JUST, LIKE, CALL HER, THEN. 1107 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:40,743 I DON'T WANT TO, SO... 1108 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,953 WELL, THIS JUST BALANCES OUT HERE. 1109 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,621 YES. YOU GAVE UP 1110 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:54,723 A CAREER AS A HIGH-POWERED CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST... 1111 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:55,791 OH, HIGH-POWERED. 1112 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:56,925 TO DRIVE AN AVOCADO TRUCK. 1113 00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:58,594 YEAH. MM-HMM. THIS IS A BIG DEAL. 1114 00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:00,462 I THINK THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME MYSELF. 1115 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:04,833 I DON'T WANT TO SIT BEHIND A COMPUTER MY WHOLE LIFE, YOU KNOW. 1116 00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:11,507 BUT YOU ONLY GOT ONE LIFE TO LIVE, RIGHT? 1117 00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,309 RIGHT. NO REGRETS. 1118 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,913 FUCK A HOOKER! 1119 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:38,334 WHOO! YEAH! 1120 00:55:41,572 --> 00:55:43,639 THIS IS ME. 1121 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,074 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE GONNA KILL IT. 1122 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:46,809 I THINK SO. YEAH. 1123 00:55:46,811 --> 00:55:48,344 KEEP THOSE FINGERS CROSSED. 1124 00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:50,412 LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIM. 1125 00:55:54,751 --> 00:55:55,984 BOOM. 1126 00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:57,619 THIS IS FOR YOU. 1127 00:55:57,621 --> 00:55:59,388 ALL RIGHT. YAY! 1128 00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,358 AH, COUPLE DRINKS. 1129 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,726 LITTLE LIQUID COURAGE HERE. 1130 00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,935 COME ON. HE'S SO AWESOME. COME ON. 1131 00:57:46,095 --> 00:57:50,199 YEAH! OWW, OWW, OWW! 1132 00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:03,779 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIM, HUH? 1133 00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:05,747 WHOO! 1134 00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:09,151 GOOD TO HEAR AN EARFUL OF THAT, HUH? 1135 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,953 ALL RIGHT. 1136 00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:12,821 WANT A CIGARETTE? 1137 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,590 YES. OK. 1138 00:58:15,725 --> 00:58:16,725 WE GOT A LITTLE... 1139 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:18,160 I MEAN, WHO WEARS SHORTS? 1140 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:19,828 IT'S COLD WEATHER UP HERE. 1141 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,129 IT WAS WARM EARLIER. 1142 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:22,798 YEAH, IT WAS WARM EARLIER. 1143 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,900 YOU'RE LIKE AN OLD VET OF LEBEC, I THINK, RIGHT? 1144 00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:26,201 I MEAN... IT'S COLD OUT. 1145 00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:27,202 UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 1146 00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:28,270 HERE YOU GO. 1147 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:29,571 THANK YOU. 1148 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,842 YOU WANT TO KISS ME? 1149 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,210 YEAH. 1150 00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:37,646 EVER SINCE I SAW YOU. 1151 00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:40,516 I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN HERE. 1152 00:58:40,518 --> 00:58:42,684 YOU COULD BE SOME KIND OF WEIRDO. 1153 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:48,190 ETHAN BISHOP, THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL LIFE. 1154 00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:50,292 OH, YOU KNOW IT. FUCK, YEAH, BABY. 1155 00:59:02,005 --> 00:59:03,171 ALL RIGHT. 1156 00:59:06,309 --> 00:59:09,311 THERE'S SOMETHING I LIKE ABOUT YOU. 1157 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:12,047 YEAH, WHAT'S THAT? 1158 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,182 I DON'T KNOW. 1159 00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:18,287 IT'S A CERTAIN DRAW TO YOU. 1160 00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:22,257 I FEEL IT. 1161 01:00:12,675 --> 01:00:14,610 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK. 1162 01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:16,812 WE SHOULD PROBABLY-- YEAH. 1163 01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:19,748 NO, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 1164 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,016 HEH. 1165 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:39,101 YOU'RE HORRIBLE. 1166 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,213 STOP! 1167 01:00:56,252 --> 01:00:58,654 COME FUCKING OFF! 1168 01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:00,822 DON'T APPRECIATE... 1169 01:01:03,693 --> 01:01:05,327 THAT'S IT. 1170 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,896 THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT. 1171 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,199 GET OFF THAT STAGE RIGHT NOW, BOY, 1172 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:12,267 RIGHT NOW. 1173 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,138 HEY. 1174 01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,857 OH, JEEZ! 1175 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,026 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. JUST GET THE POISON OUT. 1176 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,061 UGH! GET THAT OUT. 1177 01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:40,195 IT'S FUCKING BLOODY, MAN. 1178 01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:42,130 ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL-- 1179 01:01:42,132 --> 01:01:43,732 WE'LL GET YOU SOME WATER, AND THEN WE'LL GO 1180 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:45,067 TO THE BED, OK? GIVE ME A SECOND. 1181 01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:47,002 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING BLOOD? WHAT THE FUCK? 1182 01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:48,470 GIVE ME A SECOND. I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU. 1183 01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:49,771 WHAT? GIVE ME A--LEAVE. 1184 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:52,307 GET OUT--GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 1185 01:01:53,342 --> 01:01:54,476 FUCK THIS. 1186 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:56,078 I'M DONE WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT. 1187 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,813 WHAT THE FUCK?! ROLL OVER. 1188 01:01:57,815 --> 01:01:59,347 HELP ME. HELP ME. HELP ME. 1189 01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:00,882 I'M OVER PLAYING FUCKING RETARDED WITH YOU. 1190 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:03,318 FLIP HIM OVER. FUCK! 1191 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,253 DON'T MOVE! IS THAT A FUCKING CRACK PIPE? 1192 01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:07,089 NO! 1193 01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,390 JESUS CHRIST, MAN! 1194 01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:12,294 GET OFF! 1195 01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:16,031 NO! AAH! 1196 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,733 COME ON, MAN. COME ON. 1197 01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:20,102 CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. 1198 01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:21,103 CALM DOWN, MAN. 1199 01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:26,942 ALEX! 1200 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:30,412 STAY AWAY FROM ME. 1201 01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:31,813 WHOA. WHOA. 1202 01:02:31,815 --> 01:02:33,081 STAY AWAY FROM ME! 1203 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,783 JESUS, MAN. 1204 01:02:34,785 --> 01:02:37,185 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO DO? 1205 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:39,788 ALEX, PUT THE GUN DOWN. 1206 01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:42,257 YOU GUYS CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. 1207 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,492 PUT IT DOWN. 1208 01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:44,960 I'M ALEX HAMILTON. 1209 01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:51,533 AW, NO, MAN. COME ON. 1210 01:03:14,257 --> 01:03:15,957 OH, FUCK. 1211 01:04:13,316 --> 01:04:16,384 HEY, YOU, UH, 1212 01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:18,486 REMEMBER WHEN ALEX'S MOM DIED 1213 01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:21,089 AND HE WAS, LIKE, COMPLETELY INCONSOLABLE 1214 01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:24,192 AND HIS DAD MADE HIM READ THAT POEM AT THE FUNERAL? 1215 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,193 YOU REMEMBER THAT? 1216 01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:26,862 YEAH. 1217 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:28,230 IT WAS-- 1218 01:04:28,232 --> 01:04:30,932 I DON'T THINK HE'D SLEPT FOR, LIKE, DAYS. 1219 01:04:30,934 --> 01:04:32,467 HE COULD HARDLY STAND UP. 1220 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,436 IT WAS HARD TO WATCH HIM UP THERE... 1221 01:04:36,172 --> 01:04:38,006 BUT HE MADE IT THROUGH IT. 1222 01:04:39,942 --> 01:04:42,644 HEY, DO YOU KNOW I HAD TO FUCKING GOOGLE 1223 01:04:42,646 --> 01:04:45,213 HOW TO GET BULLETS OUT OF THAT THING? 1224 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,214 NO. YEAH. 1225 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:47,582 REALLY? I GOOGLED IT. 1226 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:49,451 AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF GUN IT WAS, 1227 01:04:49,453 --> 01:04:51,019 SO I HAD TO DO AN IMAGE SEARCH, 1228 01:04:51,021 --> 01:04:52,587 AND I LITERALLY HAD THE GUN UP TO MY COMPUTER, 1229 01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:54,923 LIKE, "OH, THAT'S NOT QUITE IT. 1230 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:56,925 OH, THAT'S NOT IT EITHER." 1231 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,661 SHIT. 1232 01:05:10,106 --> 01:05:12,607 I MEAN, YOU'RE STILL HERE. I'M SURPRISED. 1233 01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:15,543 WELL, I'VE GOT YOUR JACKET, AND, UM... 1234 01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:17,579 THANK YOU. YEAH. 1235 01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:20,181 I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, SO... 1236 01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:22,550 I'M GLAD. 1237 01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:24,519 IS YOUR FRIEND ALL RIGHT? 1238 01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:27,622 NOT REALLY, NO. 1239 01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:28,690 SORRY. 1240 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:32,694 I'VE GOTTA GO. 1241 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,497 WELL, LISTEN, I'LL WALK WITH YOU. 1242 01:05:39,235 --> 01:05:43,305 SO, LISTEN, MAYBE, UM, WE COULD GET TOGETHER WHEN YOU'RE IN L.A. SOMETIME. 1243 01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:50,345 YOU KNOW, EVEN IF YOU CHANGE DIRECTION, 1244 01:05:50,347 --> 01:05:52,080 KEEP GOING. 1245 01:05:59,655 --> 01:06:01,289 COME HERE. 1246 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:07,696 DAMN IT. HEH. 1247 01:06:09,432 --> 01:06:12,634 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, ETHAN. 1248 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:14,436 YEAH, YOU, TOO. 1249 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,044 HEY, LISTEN. 1250 01:06:27,283 --> 01:06:29,384 FIND ME SOME TIME. 1251 01:06:30,619 --> 01:06:33,755 IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY. 1252 01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:35,123 HEH. 1253 01:06:37,026 --> 01:06:38,426 NEIL YOUNG. 1254 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:40,161 HEH. 1255 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:08,056 SHIT. 1256 01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:10,759 SHIT. 1257 01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:18,133 TRUCK IS READY. I SAW IT PARKED OUT FRONT. 1258 01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:20,635 WHERE'D YOU GO? 1259 01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:22,637 COFFEES. COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 1260 01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:24,739 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS ROOM? 1261 01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:26,808 WELL, WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA LOSE THE SECURITY DEPOSIT. 1262 01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:29,711 SHIREEN MUST BE PISSED, HUH? 1263 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,347 YEAH. YOUR BALLS LOOK GREAT IN PINK. 1264 01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:34,516 ALEX, WAKE UP! 1265 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:36,284 ALEX. HEY. 1266 01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:38,520 WAKE UP. 1267 01:07:40,523 --> 01:07:42,190 ALEX. 1268 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:44,159 HEY, ALEX! 1269 01:07:58,441 --> 01:08:00,775 ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIND YOU SOME CLOTHES. 1270 01:08:03,179 --> 01:08:05,513 I DON'T--CREDIT CARDS? 1271 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:08,116 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T TAKE CREDIT CARDS? 1272 01:08:08,118 --> 01:08:10,285 THERE ARE HOMELESS PEOPLE WHO TAKE CREDIT CARDS. 1273 01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,754 I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THEM MACHINES. 1274 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:16,224 WHO CARRIES AROUND $600 ON THEIR PERSON IN CASH? 1275 01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:18,560 SOMEBODY THAT WANTS THEIR DAMN RENTAL TRUCK BACK. 1276 01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:21,529 THAT'S WHO, SMART-ASS. 1277 01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:24,799 ALL RIGHT. 1278 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,468 THIS IS MY BUSINESS CARD. 1279 01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:29,104 CALL ME. I'LL SEND YOU CASH. 1280 01:08:29,106 --> 01:08:31,239 I'LL SEND YOU CHECK, WHATEVER YOU WANT, OK? 1281 01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:32,507 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MY DRIVER'S LICENSE. 1282 01:08:32,509 --> 01:08:34,309 WRITE DOWN THE NUMBER ON THE BACK. 1283 01:08:34,311 --> 01:08:35,810 WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA DO, YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE... 1284 01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:37,412 WELL, IF I DON'T GIVE YOU THE MONEY, 1285 01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:38,680 YOU CAN CALL THE COPS OR SOMETHING! 1286 01:08:38,682 --> 01:08:41,349 I DON'T WANT TO CALL THE COPS, SHIT-WAD. 1287 01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:42,884 ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? 1288 01:08:44,753 --> 01:08:46,788 SIR, LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE, 1289 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,289 MAN TO MAN. 1290 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,725 I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY NEED TO GET HOME. 1291 01:08:50,727 --> 01:08:52,760 I HAVE A FAMILY EMERGENCY, 1292 01:08:52,762 --> 01:08:54,629 AND I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS PLACE, OK, 1293 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:57,499 SO YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 1294 01:08:57,501 --> 01:08:59,200 PLEASE. 1295 01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:01,202 PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP? 1296 01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:04,572 PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP. 1297 01:09:08,344 --> 01:09:12,180 YOU COULD, UH, SHOW ME YOUR COCK. 1298 01:09:13,249 --> 01:09:14,849 I'M SORRY, WHAT-- 1299 01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:16,451 COCK? 1300 01:09:21,857 --> 01:09:23,591 BETTER? 1301 01:09:23,593 --> 01:09:25,293 TAKE IT OUT. 1302 01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:27,662 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT UNDER THERE. 1303 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:30,532 HOW 'BOUT I JUST DESCRIBE IT TO YOU? 1304 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:31,566 DROP YOUR DRAWERS, SUNSHINE. 1305 01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:35,270 IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT. 1306 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,840 LET ME SEE THE KEYS FIRST. 1307 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:59,260 HOLY CRAP. 1308 01:09:59,262 --> 01:10:01,196 THAT'S A PUNISHER. 1309 01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:02,730 THANK YOU. 1310 01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:04,332 HEY, MAN, SO-- 1311 01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:07,535 UH, WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?! 1312 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,237 GO! WE GOTTA GO! 1313 01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:10,838 WHAT IS HAPPENING?! GO! GO! 1314 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,308 WHY ARE YOU SHOWING THE GIANT YOUR PENIS? 1315 01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:14,842 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU SODOMITES... 1316 01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:17,312 ALEX! ALEX! BEFORE I CALL THE COPS! 1317 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:18,947 ALEX! ALEX! 1318 01:10:18,949 --> 01:10:20,782 RUN! 1319 01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:21,883 WE NEED TO GO NOW! 1320 01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:23,685 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT WAS THAT, MAN? 1321 01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:24,953 WHAT WAS THAT? WE GOTTA GO! 1322 01:10:25,956 --> 01:10:27,488 WHAT THE FUCK? 1323 01:10:27,490 --> 01:10:28,823 GOD! WHY'D I RUN? 1324 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:30,592 NOTHING HAPPENED. 1325 01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:32,393 NOTHING HAPPENED? NOTHING HAPPENED. 1326 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:34,362 YOU WERE SHOWING HIM YOUR DICK, MAN. 1327 01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:35,763 WHAT? OK, IT WAS HIS IDEA. 1328 01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:37,765 I WASN'T--LIKE, I HAD NO PAYMENT. 1329 01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:38,766 MAYBE HERE'S MY DICK. 1330 01:10:38,768 --> 01:10:39,867 IT WASN'T ME. 1331 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:42,237 HE SAID HE WANTED TO SEE MY DICK. 1332 01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:44,505 YOU DON'T JUST SHOW HIM YOUR DICK. 1333 01:10:44,507 --> 01:10:45,740 HE ASKED TO SEE MY DICK! 1334 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,810 I SHOWED HIM MY DICK FOR YOU GUYS. 1335 01:10:48,812 --> 01:10:49,911 WHAT? UHH. 1336 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,479 I SHOWED OFF MY DICK FOR YOU GUYS. 1337 01:10:55,851 --> 01:10:57,819 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS WHAT? 1338 01:10:59,355 --> 01:11:00,521 THAT. YOU HEAR THAT, RIGHT? 1339 01:11:00,523 --> 01:11:01,856 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I DON'T HEAR IT. 1340 01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:03,691 OH, MY GOD. WHAT? 1341 01:11:03,693 --> 01:11:05,760 ALL MY STUFF'S ALL OVER THE STREET. 1342 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:07,662 ALL MY STUFF'S FALLING OUT OF THE CAB RIGHT NOW. 1343 01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:08,930 PULL OVER. PULL OVER. 1344 01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,865 OK, ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 1345 01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:11,933 STOP! 1346 01:11:28,384 --> 01:11:30,618 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. - WE CAN PICK IT UP. 1347 01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:34,455 AH, OK. OH. 1348 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,924 YOU PACKED THAT ONE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1349 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,063 THERE GOES LIONEL RICHIE. 1350 01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:45,300 WOULD HAVE WANTED TO GO THIS WAY, I THINK. 1351 01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:46,334 FUCK! 1352 01:11:46,336 --> 01:11:49,504 YOU OK? 1353 01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:50,672 HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY? 1354 01:11:50,674 --> 01:11:52,373 WE'RE GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT, OK? 1355 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,374 LET'S GET ALL OF IT. 1356 01:11:53,376 --> 01:11:54,475 NOT SOME OF IT. 1357 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:56,477 LET'S GET ALL OF IT. 1358 01:11:59,014 --> 01:12:00,982 WE'RE GONNA-- 1359 01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:06,087 ALEX, IT'S OK, MAN, IT'S JUST STUFF. 1360 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:07,555 YOU CAN REPLACE IT. 1361 01:12:07,557 --> 01:12:09,090 WE'LL GET MORE. 1362 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:13,461 THAT'S DOING OK. 1363 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:15,630 SEE? IT'S NOT ALL BAD. 1364 01:12:17,733 --> 01:12:19,934 AH, SHIT. 1365 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,714 THAT'S ALL MY STUFF. 1366 01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:34,449 LOOKS LIKE SHIT, DUDE. 1367 01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:36,417 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET IT ALL. 1368 01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:39,620 YOU START. 1369 01:12:39,622 --> 01:12:41,589 WHAT?! WHY? 1370 01:12:41,591 --> 01:12:43,524 SCREW YOU. 1371 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:46,694 WHO'S GON-- WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THIS UP? 1372 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,629 OHH. OH, FUCK. 1373 01:12:48,631 --> 01:12:50,398 THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE. 1374 01:12:55,671 --> 01:12:57,872 NO, I, UH... 1375 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,007 FAILED THE BAR EXAM AGAIN. 1376 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:03,778 AGAIN! 1377 01:13:10,819 --> 01:13:15,590 MAN, I THOUGHT THAT THREE TIMES WAS THE CHARM. 1378 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:23,931 NOW I'VE BEEN FILING, 1379 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:25,800 FUCKING FILING. 1380 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:29,737 16 MONTHS, TAX RECORDS AND SHIT. 1381 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:32,807 HEH. 1382 01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:34,709 THEY THINK I'M A JOKE. 1383 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,013 THEY, UH-- THEY LAUGH AT ME. 1384 01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:43,184 I KNOW THEY-- I KNOW THEY DO. 1385 01:13:45,721 --> 01:13:47,989 I MEAN, I KNOW. I KNOW I NEVER-- 1386 01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:50,558 I NEVER MADE IT OUT OF LAW SCHOOL. 1387 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:53,895 BUT I TRIED. 1388 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:56,197 I TRIED SO HARD. I-- 1389 01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:57,899 I WORKED ON IT. 1390 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:03,905 JUST I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M DOING THIS FOR ANYMORE. 1391 01:14:11,046 --> 01:14:13,548 I WANT TO START OVER. 1392 01:14:26,628 --> 01:14:29,664 SON OF A FUCK. 1393 01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:32,600 HEY, OFFICER. 1394 01:14:32,602 --> 01:14:34,569 HI. 1395 01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:35,970 FUCK! WHAT THE-- 1396 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:37,672 WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING GET RID OF IT, MAN? 1397 01:14:37,674 --> 01:14:39,040 WHERE WOULD I GET RID OF IT AT? 1398 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,775 WHERE WOULD I DO THAT AT? 1399 01:14:40,777 --> 01:14:42,543 JUST THROW IT IN A RIVER OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW. 1400 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:43,744 WHAT RIVER YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1401 01:14:43,746 --> 01:14:44,812 WE'RE IN A DESERT ENVIRONMENT HERE. 1402 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:45,947 I'M NOT TONY FUCKING SOPRANO. 1403 01:14:45,949 --> 01:14:47,114 I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR SHIT 1404 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:48,816 WAS GONNA DUMP OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE. 1405 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,618 "HOLD ON TO THIS. THIS'LL BE A GOOD IDEA." 1406 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:51,953 FUCK. WE'RE GONNA CALL YOUR DAD, DUDE. 1407 01:14:51,955 --> 01:14:53,654 HE'S GONNA GET US OUT OF THIS, OK? 1408 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,223 WE CAN CALL YOUR DAD, RIGHT? 1409 01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:57,592 LET'S JUST NOT CALL ANYONE IF WE DON'T HAVE TO, OK? 1410 01:14:57,594 --> 01:14:59,927 REALLY? THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS? 1411 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,964 HEY, I SAID KEEP IT QUIET IN HERE. 1412 01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,532 SORRY. SORRY. 1413 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,274 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 1414 01:15:13,276 --> 01:15:15,076 PLAY DUMB. 1415 01:15:15,078 --> 01:15:17,578 I'LL JUST CHARGE ALL THREE OF YOU, THEN. 1416 01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:20,214 FELONY POSSESSION. 1417 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:22,283 CONCEALING AN UNREGISTERED FIREARM 1418 01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:26,621 IN A COMMERCIAL VEHICLE CARRIES A MINIMUM SENTENCE. 1419 01:15:28,824 --> 01:15:33,094 AND THE JUDGE USUALLY LIKES TO LEAVE EARLY ON FRIDAYS, 1420 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:36,764 SO, UH, YOU FELLAS PROBABLY WON'T EVEN 1421 01:15:36,766 --> 01:15:40,167 BE ABLE TO POST BAIL UNTIL... 1422 01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:41,903 MONDAY NOW. 1423 01:15:45,173 --> 01:15:46,674 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 1424 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:48,910 PLEASE. 1425 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,311 IT'S MINE. 1426 01:15:53,015 --> 01:15:55,016 GUN BELONGS TO ME. 1427 01:15:55,018 --> 01:15:56,884 BULLETS, TOO. 1428 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,185 GOOD. 1429 01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,821 SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS? 1430 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:04,725 HEY, YOU GUYS CAN POST MY BAIL, RIGHT? 1431 01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:06,694 RIGHT? 1432 01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:12,934 OFFICER, WAIT. 1433 01:16:12,936 --> 01:16:14,936 THE GUN IS MINE. 1434 01:16:16,004 --> 01:16:18,205 YOU GUYS TRYING TO BE SMART WITH ME? 1435 01:16:18,207 --> 01:16:20,708 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? BECAUSE I'LL JUST BOOK BOTH OF YOU. 1436 01:16:21,945 --> 01:16:24,111 ETHAN, WHAT KIND OF GUN IS IT? 1437 01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:26,213 IT'S A HANDGUN. 1438 01:16:26,215 --> 01:16:28,316 YEAH. WHAT KIND? 1439 01:16:28,318 --> 01:16:31,852 IT'S A... SIX-SHOOTER? 1440 01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:35,590 IT'S A COLT 1911 STANDARD ISSUE MARINE SIDEARM, 1441 01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:40,161 SERIAL NUMBER USMC, NUMBER 8986771. 1442 01:16:43,665 --> 01:16:47,001 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUN LIKE THIS? 1443 01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,838 I TOOK IT. 1444 01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:56,877 DAD. 1445 01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:58,813 ALEXANDER? WHERE ARE YOU? 1446 01:16:58,815 --> 01:17:00,081 AT THE SHERIFF'S STATION. 1447 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:01,282 THEY FOUND SOMETHING. 1448 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:04,652 HAVE YOU SAID ANYTHING? 1449 01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:06,220 I DON'T THINK SO. 1450 01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:09,090 GOOD. JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT UNTIL I CAN SEND SOMEONE. 1451 01:17:10,993 --> 01:17:12,760 NO. 1452 01:17:16,732 --> 01:17:19,734 NO, I'M TAKING THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT THIS TIME. 1453 01:17:19,736 --> 01:17:22,103 I'M GONNA LET THEM BOOK ME, 1454 01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:24,372 AND I'LL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES MYSELF. 1455 01:17:24,374 --> 01:17:27,008 AND WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 1456 01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:29,176 BECAUSE I, UH-- 1457 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:31,646 YOU KNOW I CAN'T HAVE THIS ANYMORE, ALEXANDER. 1458 01:17:31,648 --> 01:17:33,781 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME? 1459 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:37,018 NO. NO, I'M NOT, 1460 01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:40,021 BUT IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED TO SEE IT-- 1461 01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:41,155 NO DEALS. 1462 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:42,890 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. 1463 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,425 I CAN'T TRUST YOU ANYMORE. 1464 01:17:44,427 --> 01:17:46,293 YEAH, I KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT, DAD. 1465 01:17:48,864 --> 01:17:49,997 I'M SORRY. 1466 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,932 ALEXANDER, YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME. 1467 01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:59,073 I'M READY. 1468 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:01,342 DUDE, STOP FUTZING WITH THAT THING. 1469 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,376 IT'S REALLY FUCKING TIGHT. 1470 01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:04,145 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DEFEAT IT. 1471 01:18:04,147 --> 01:18:06,881 IT'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 1472 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:08,783 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED. 1473 01:18:08,785 --> 01:18:10,117 SIX-SHOOTER? REALLY? 1474 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:11,385 THAT WAS YOUR BEST GUESS? 1475 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:13,220 THAT WAS A HIGH-PRESSURE SITUATION IN THERE. 1476 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:15,389 I WAS A LITTLE BIT FUCKING NERVOUS. 1477 01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:17,024 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PRISON, MAN. 1478 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:18,726 DUDE, YOU WOULD NOT DO WELL IN PRISON. 1479 01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:19,860 NO, I WOULD NOT. OH, MY GOD. 1480 01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:21,362 OR YOU WOULD, DEPENDING ON WHAT KIND 1481 01:18:21,364 --> 01:18:23,030 OF EXPERIENCE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 1482 01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,702 I'M SORRY I GOT YOU INTO THIS, MAN. 1483 01:18:27,704 --> 01:18:29,403 DON'T BE. I'M GLAD I'M HERE. 1484 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:31,706 WELL, NOT HERE EXACTLY, 1485 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,407 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1486 01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:35,376 HE COULD HAVE REALLY HURT HIMSELF. 1487 01:18:36,912 --> 01:18:38,279 OR WORSE. 1488 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:44,719 I'M SORRY THAT YOU MISSED YOUR, UH, ANNIVERSARY TRIP. 1489 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:48,222 SHIREEN IS LEAVING ME, I THINK, 1490 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:49,990 AS WE SPEAK. 1491 01:18:49,992 --> 01:18:51,926 NO. I THOUGHT THAT YOU SAID-- 1492 01:18:51,928 --> 01:18:54,128 I KNOW WHAT I SAID. I'M SORRY. 1493 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:56,464 SHIT. DUDE, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 1494 01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:58,733 GET A FUCKING DIVORCE? 1495 01:18:58,735 --> 01:19:00,034 LIVE ALONE AGAIN? 1496 01:19:00,036 --> 01:19:02,303 I CAN'T DO ANY OF THESE THINGS. 1497 01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:04,505 OH, WHY NOT, MAN? THIS MIGHT BE A GREAT THING. 1498 01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,974 SHE'S NEVER BEEN ALL THAT NICE TO YOU. 1499 01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:08,943 YEAH. 1500 01:19:10,378 --> 01:19:12,213 BUT SHE'S MY WIFE... 1501 01:19:13,215 --> 01:19:15,382 AND I LOVE HER. 1502 01:19:16,518 --> 01:19:18,519 WELL, I THINK YOU JUST ANSWERED 1503 01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:20,387 YOUR OWN QUESTION THERE, REZA. 1504 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:25,259 THAT IS WHY I CALLED YOU, MAN. 1505 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:26,494 WHY IS THAT? 1506 01:19:26,496 --> 01:19:28,162 BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D COME. 1507 01:19:28,164 --> 01:19:29,497 OH. 1508 01:19:29,499 --> 01:19:32,767 AND BECAUSE I MISS MY FRIEND. 1509 01:19:33,869 --> 01:19:35,936 I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SUCH A DICK 1510 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,338 THESE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS. 1511 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:40,341 I, UH--I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU, 1512 01:19:40,343 --> 01:19:43,210 AND I'M PISSED OFF ABOUT THE WAY THAT MY LIFE IS HEADED. 1513 01:19:43,212 --> 01:19:45,312 DUDE, I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THOSE THINGS I SAID. 1514 01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:46,781 NO, YOU DID, BUT IT'S OK, 1515 01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:49,216 REALLY, BECAUSE I NEEDED TO FUCKING HEAR IT. 1516 01:19:49,218 --> 01:19:50,985 I MADE SOME WEIRD CHOICES, 1517 01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:53,053 YOU KNOW, SOME GOOD, SOME BAD, 1518 01:19:53,055 --> 01:19:56,290 BUT I DON'T KNOW. NOW I GOTTA LIVE WITH IT, YOU KNOW. 1519 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,292 BUT AS LONG AS I GO WITH THE FLOW, 1520 01:19:58,294 --> 01:19:59,894 I THINK I'M GONNA BE FINE, RIGHT? 1521 01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:02,263 I'LL BE FINE, RIGHT? 1522 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:03,264 RIGHT? 1523 01:20:03,266 --> 01:20:04,799 YEAH. 1524 01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:07,868 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THIS, 1525 01:20:07,870 --> 01:20:12,306 BUT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PARTICULAR GUN? 1526 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:15,442 MY DAD. 1527 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:17,845 HE WAS A MARINE, 1528 01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:19,914 KEPT IT IN HIS DESK. 1529 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:22,516 FIRST DIVISION MYSELF, 1530 01:20:22,518 --> 01:20:24,552 ARMORED RECONNAISSANCE. 1531 01:20:24,554 --> 01:20:27,888 THIRD DIVISION, FOURTH REGIMENT, 1532 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,257 COMBAT ASSAULT BATTALION, 1533 01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:33,194 TWO TOURS IN VIETNAM. 1534 01:20:34,396 --> 01:20:36,363 MY FRIENDS WERE SIMPLY ESCORTING ME 1535 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:38,399 TO THE SERENITY WOODS REHAB CENTER, 1536 01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:41,502 WHERE I'M DUE TO CHECK IN NOW. 1537 01:20:42,604 --> 01:20:45,239 I MEAN, YOU CAN CALL THEM IF YOU WANT. 1538 01:20:49,344 --> 01:20:51,045 HE'S BEEN IN THERE A WHILE. 1539 01:20:51,047 --> 01:20:52,112 YOU THINK HE'S OK? 1540 01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:53,914 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME. 1541 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,349 REMEMBER 11th GRADE. 1542 01:20:57,887 --> 01:21:01,322 MR. HAMILTON WILL PULL SOME STRINGS, RIGHT? 1543 01:21:03,158 --> 01:21:05,392 YEAH, OK, THANKS. 1544 01:21:10,165 --> 01:21:13,100 YOU WERE EXPECTED YESTERDAY. 1545 01:21:13,102 --> 01:21:15,469 YEAH, WE HAD SOME PROBLEMS. 1546 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:21,442 LISTEN, SON, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY 1547 01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:23,444 FOR YOU TO GET YOUR LIFE IN ORDER. 1548 01:21:23,446 --> 01:21:26,280 I HOPE YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT. 1549 01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:45,900 "HOPE" IS AN OPTIMISTIC WORD. 1550 01:22:03,184 --> 01:22:05,085 WHERE WE GOING? 1551 01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:50,791 WE HERE? 1552 01:23:57,565 --> 01:23:59,066 YEAH, IT LOOKS NICE. 1553 01:24:00,602 --> 01:24:02,636 I-I'D TOTALLY LIVE HERE. 1554 01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:04,438 RIGHT? I WOULD ABSOLUTELY-- 1555 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,774 I KIND OF ENVY YOU RIGHT NOW. 1556 01:24:09,311 --> 01:24:11,211 I GUESS I BETTER CHECK MYSELF IN. 1557 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:13,313 I THINK THESE PLACES CHARGE BY THE DAY. 1558 01:24:13,315 --> 01:24:14,748 ALEX, THIS IS THE RIGHT THING, MAN. 1559 01:24:16,785 --> 01:24:18,085 YOU BE GOOD. 1560 01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:28,495 I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THAT BOND. 1561 01:24:28,497 --> 01:24:30,297 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN. 1562 01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:35,736 OH, AND... 1563 01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:38,205 I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE MECHANIC. 1564 01:24:38,207 --> 01:24:40,240 Y-YOU JUST DID. 1565 01:24:40,242 --> 01:24:41,375 JUST DID. 1566 01:24:44,212 --> 01:24:47,081 YOU GUYS KNOW I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS BY MYSELF. 1567 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:54,321 HEY. 1568 01:25:14,677 --> 01:25:16,643 YOU LOVE HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. 1569 01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:18,345 HE'S FINE. HE'S FINE. 1570 01:25:42,170 --> 01:25:43,904 CAN I HELP YOU? 1571 01:25:49,644 --> 01:25:50,711 I HOPE SO. 1572 01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:54,414 COME IN. 1573 01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:24,478 IT'S A NICE PLACE, MAN. 1574 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:25,746 YEAH. 1575 01:26:27,215 --> 01:26:29,483 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME AND STAY THE NIGHT? 1576 01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:30,951 GOD, YOU KNOW WHAT? THANK YOU. 1577 01:26:30,953 --> 01:26:34,221 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I, UH, I'M GONNA TRY TO MAKE IT 1578 01:26:34,223 --> 01:26:38,425 BACK TO LOS ANGELES BEFORE THAT FARMERS MARKET CLOSES. 1579 01:26:38,427 --> 01:26:41,295 I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. 1580 01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:43,964 BUT WE DID IT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 1581 01:26:43,966 --> 01:26:45,365 FUCKING "A," MAN. 1582 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:46,934 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 1583 01:26:46,936 --> 01:26:48,435 OH, I KNOW THAT. 1584 01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:53,640 I DIDN'T WANT THINGS TO GET THIS WAY BETWEEN US. 1585 01:26:53,642 --> 01:26:54,808 YEAH, ME NEITHER, MAN. 1586 01:26:54,810 --> 01:26:57,377 ME NEITHER. 1587 01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:03,417 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1588 01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:05,752 WELL, FIRST I'M PROBABLY GONNA DO LAUNDRY. 1589 01:27:05,754 --> 01:27:07,321 OH, YEAH, THAT'S APPROPRIATE. 1590 01:27:07,323 --> 01:27:11,491 AND THEN I'M GONNA TRY AND SAVE MY MARRIAGE. 1591 01:27:11,493 --> 01:27:13,460 I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT. 1592 01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:24,471 HEY, YOU WERE GREAT LAST NIGHT. 1593 01:27:26,007 --> 01:27:28,542 THANKS, REZ. THANKS. 1594 01:27:28,544 --> 01:27:32,813 GOOD LUCK WITH, UM, YOU KNOW, 1595 01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:34,581 WHATEVER YOU DO. 100306

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