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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:08,799 - I love you, Cristiana! -And I'm happy with my Luca! 2 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,139 Hooray for love! Love is life! 3 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:22,522 CRISTIANA THE DEVIL NUN 4 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:38,079 Love is the greatest! 5 00:01:57,116 --> 00:02:01,787 All right, all right, you win the mile-high club part of the bet. 6 00:02:02,538 --> 00:02:05,458 But now it's time for the endurance test! 7 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,251 Third round, folks! 8 00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:13,966 Thirty seconds. 9 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:20,264 Twenty seconds. 10 00:02:24,935 --> 00:02:26,270 - Satan be gone! - Ten seconds. 11 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,442 You kids got kidneys of steel, huh? 12 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:32,902 Sixty seconds. 13 00:02:34,528 --> 00:02:35,488 Fifty seconds. 14 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,949 - Thirty seconds. - Those two, Stewardess! It's despicable! 15 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:44,038 - Excuse me? Excuse me, you two? - Break! 16 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,084 - Yeah? - Not everyone's enjoying your little show. 17 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:52,588 - Get dressed immediately. - Why? Is there a law against midair sex? 18 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:59,345 - You kicking us out of the plane? - I'll have to inform the captain. 19 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:03,140 Use a blanket, at least. 20 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,980 Game's on, kids! You've still got twenty-eight seconds left! 21 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:13,693 Twenty! 22 00:03:14,276 --> 00:03:19,907 - We make the rules up here, so we have the authority to punish them. - Nope, wrong. 23 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:23,369 They're disgusting! 24 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:27,581 Hey, it's all perfectly natural! It's just like eating or sleeping, ya know! 25 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:31,168 I bet you'd pay good money to be in her place, you old hypocrite! 26 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,170 I would for sure! 27 00:03:34,171 --> 00:03:37,383 - The state of our society! - I wish my husband was that manly! 28 00:03:38,342 --> 00:03:39,260 Thirty seconds! 29 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,139 Twenty! 30 00:03:47,601 --> 00:03:49,311 Mission accomplished, guys! 31 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,899 - I can't believe this! - If it were for my husband... 32 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,279 All right, kids? 33 00:04:01,323 --> 00:04:03,451 Stewardess? Stewardess? 34 00:04:04,076 --> 00:04:05,661 We'd like a nice eggnog, please. 35 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,079 Make it double! 36 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:14,545 Almost time for an encore, people. 37 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,901 Attention, this is your captain speaking. 38 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,278 Please, fasten your seat belts. 39 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,573 - We're crossing a zone of turbulence. - Get bent, chauffeur. 40 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:46,327 Please extinguish your cigarettes. Be seated and remain calm. 41 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:51,916 - Gimme a break. - Now be a good girl, Cristiana, if you don't want a spanking. 42 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,294 - What about some fun? - Good idea. 43 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,630 - Give us a nice ballad, maestro. - Aye aye! 44 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:05,221 - Help! - My God! 45 00:05:06,138 --> 00:05:07,640 - Don't panic! - Help! 46 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,062 Calm down, in the name of God! 47 00:05:13,437 --> 00:05:17,191 Do something, Luca! Please, do something! 48 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:21,570 - Help! - Somebody help us! 49 00:05:30,287 --> 00:05:31,413 I don't wanna die! 50 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,336 Repent, my children, repent! 51 00:05:41,048 --> 00:05:43,384 Pray, my child! Only the Lord can save us now! 52 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,594 Save us, Lord! 53 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:52,351 I swear I'll lead a new life! I'll change my ways and stop sinning! 54 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,436 I swear I'll remain pure! 55 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,063 I'll take the vows... 56 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:57,606 Like you. 57 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:04,530 Save me, Lord, and I swear I'll become a nun! 58 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,997 Attention, this is the captain speaking. 59 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,250 The danger has passed, we've managed to extinguish the fire. 60 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,627 We're also finally out of the turbulence. 61 00:06:19,086 --> 00:06:20,838 You can relax now, the worst is over. 62 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:24,341 We made it. 63 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,600 We're safe! We're safe! 64 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:37,521 We must thank the Lord for saving us! Our Father, who art in heaven... 65 00:06:38,105 --> 00:06:41,734 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. 66 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,861 Thy kingdom come... 67 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,367 - Thy will be done... - My child... 68 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:52,828 - on earth as it is in heaven. - We're safe. 69 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,664 - Let us thank the Lord. - I made a promise to God. 70 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,082 Let us thank Jesus. 71 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:31,617 0, light of the Lord, fill the hearts of your servants with joy. 72 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:33,452 Amen. 73 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,015 You'll never resist temptation. 74 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:56,684 Stop arguing, Mom. 75 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,603 I made a promise to God and I'm going to keep my word. 76 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,358 This is madness. 77 00:08:05,609 --> 00:08:08,070 You have neither the inclination nor the calling for it. 78 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:12,366 We aren't the kind of women who could endure living in a convent. 79 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:17,037 God chooses the purest souls. 80 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,125 I mean, you're lovely, but you're not fit for that kind of life. 81 00:08:23,585 --> 00:08:27,589 You're too carefree, too assertive. 82 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,095 God will accept me just the way I am. 83 00:08:34,221 --> 00:08:35,180 You're so stubborn. 84 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:40,352 You'll waste the gift of your beauty by burying yourself alive in this convent. 85 00:08:58,537 --> 00:09:00,539 -Anything else you want to tell me, Mom? - No. 86 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:27,066 You're just throwing a tantrum. 87 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,485 I know you'll come back home. 88 00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:37,826 Nature has been generous with you. Wasting such gifts would be dreadful. 89 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,828 Mark your mother's words. 90 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:42,790 You'll never resist. 91 00:10:53,735 --> 00:10:57,030 That one. Her face is perfect. 92 00:10:58,782 --> 00:10:59,783 Lovely features. 93 00:11:01,076 --> 00:11:02,744 Sweet yet strong at the same time. 94 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:05,706 She gives the impression of a very troubled personality. 95 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:08,834 As if she's facing some inner struggle. 96 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,628 That's what makes her the ideal model. 97 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,592 There's no virtue without an inner struggle, after all. 98 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:22,306 - She's perfect. - You may use her, if you wish. 99 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,360 Mother Superior. 100 00:11:42,409 --> 00:11:43,493 A sophisticated beauty. 101 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,871 The classic image of virtue. 102 00:11:52,377 --> 00:11:53,462 My name's Massimo. 103 00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:02,304 Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum, benedicta tu in mulieribus, 104 00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:05,474 et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. 105 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:11,480 Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus... 106 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,338 Come here! Come on! 107 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,468 Take a chill pill, guys! We're camping here! 108 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,762 Right on this cool clearing! 109 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,599 Where are you, Giovanna? 110 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:30,285 Are you sure about hearing God's calling, my child? 111 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,038 You'll have to take the vows. 112 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,541 Are you sure about your decision? 113 00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:45,384 I've made my choice already. 114 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,804 God's calling and mortification of the flesh, right! 115 00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,225 Venus in a convent! 116 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:54,851 Crucified! 117 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,979 I made a promise! 118 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,191 To that Jesus dude who died 2000 years ago? 119 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,568 Vows are dumb! 120 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,487 Forget it, it's all over! 121 00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:08,281 I can't cheat God! 122 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,450 That'd be pretty sacrilegious, huh? 123 00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:13,954 I'm not turning back. I will not. 124 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:19,960 My child, vocation shouldn't be a challenge. 125 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,670 I've already made up my mind. 126 00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:26,174 You'll have to give up everything. 127 00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:31,012 This kind of life could be suffocating for you. 128 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,016 Sorry about that. These are just professional caresses. 129 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:17,934 And innocent. 130 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,853 Ave Maria, gratia plena. 131 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,523 But I must confess I've never been so fascinated by virtue. 132 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:32,240 And I confess I've never seen a painter of sacred art so hypocritical. 133 00:16:33,074 --> 00:16:36,745 That so? Well, luckily, I count myself among sinners. 134 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,875 What about you? You really willing to live your life in this place? 135 00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:48,757 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 136 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,265 God's will is the only thing I care about. 137 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:07,067 You must be the personification of virtue if you managed to put a lid on that fire. 138 00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:09,319 That's enough! 139 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,742 Hey, did I say something wrong? 140 00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:18,662 What's wrong with her? 141 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,126 Is she okay? 142 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,755 Is she a little nutty? 143 00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:33,426 You'll resume your work tomorrow. 144 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,595 - Turris eburnea. - Ora pro nobis. 145 00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:37,931 - Domus aurea. - Ora pro nobis. 146 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,225 - Foederis arca. - Ora pro nobis. 147 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,310 - Lanua coeli. - Ora pro nobis. 148 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,688 - Stella matutina. - Ora pro nobis. 149 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:47,023 - Sal us in firm or um. - Ora pro nobis. 150 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,568 - Refugium peccatorum. - Ora pro nobis. 151 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,195 - Regina Angel or um. - Ora pro nobis. 152 00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:54,614 - Regina Patriarcharum. - Ora pro nobis. 153 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,950 - Regina Prophetarum. - Ora pro nobis. 154 00:17:57,325 --> 00:17:59,160 - Regina Apostolorum. - Ora pro nobis. 155 00:17:59,452 --> 00:18:01,371 - Regina Martyrum. - Ora pro nobis. 156 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:02,622 Regina... 157 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,667 You really wish to live your life in a convent? 158 00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:13,466 You must be the personification of virtue, if you managed to put a lid on that fire. 159 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,431 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 160 00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:23,977 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 161 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,607 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 162 00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:43,538 Eros! Eros! Eros! 163 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,583 Your blood and your senses are going crazy! 164 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,378 Fiery blood. 165 00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:51,880 Fiery. 166 00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:53,715 Fiery. 167 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:18,239 Hooray for love! Love is life! 168 00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:20,575 I'm crazy about Luca! 169 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,243 Crazy for love! 170 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:34,047 Love!Love! 171 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,716 My lovely, beloved snake... 172 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,069 Come and get it, Miss holier-than-thou! 173 00:19:56,903 --> 00:19:57,821 Come and save yourself! 174 00:19:58,321 --> 00:19:59,239 No! 175 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,408 Come and get it! 176 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:03,993 No! 177 00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:49,748 We all have bad dreams. 178 00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:51,916 You shouldn't be ashamed. 179 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,838 Even we nuns have trouble suppressing our instincts. 180 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:02,969 I've tried praying to fight my temptations. 181 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,889 You can confide in me, if you want to. 182 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,640 We can be friends. 183 00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:11,728 Do you want to change beds? 184 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,355 I'll put you in the one next to mine. 185 00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:16,733 That way you won't feel alone. 186 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,236 You'll just have to move your hand to feel my presence. 187 00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:22,906 Try to relax. 188 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:25,700 Let's get some rest. 189 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:27,327 You can trust me. 190 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:29,954 Come on. 191 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,506 There. 192 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,265 You can dream of God's love now. 193 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,020 And pray him to make you stronger. 194 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,750 All these rules about virginity are so dumb! We're almost in the year 2000! 195 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:20,964 Better to marry than burn if you can't resist, like St. Paul said. 196 00:22:22,006 --> 00:22:25,093 We should take pride in the beauty and harmony of our body! 197 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,678 It's the glory of our Lord! 198 00:22:27,053 --> 00:22:29,722 Why do we hide it like it's something shameful? 199 00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:31,683 We even put underpants on statues! 200 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,519 We renounce the flesh for the joys of the spirit. 201 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:54,205 We can forget about our fruit with all these bumps! 202 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,583 Help! 203 00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,335 Cristiana! 204 00:23:02,171 --> 00:23:04,549 -Are you all right, Cristiana? - I'm grand! 205 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,051 The water's pretty shallow here! 206 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,137 I'll help you out! 207 00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,225 Here, take my hand! 208 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,146 Time to take a cool dip, Sister! 209 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:25,528 Bathing in public is against the rules! We'll have to do a penance! 210 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,405 A bad cold, by the looks of it! 211 00:23:33,202 --> 00:23:35,038 Shower and laundry in the same go! 212 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,373 Let's get out of the water, you nut! 213 00:23:38,207 --> 00:23:40,501 Now we'll have to do a striptease to get out of our clothes! 214 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,629 At least this place is secluded! 215 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:15,578 Who would have thought falling off a bicycle could be so fun! 216 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,041 Maybe it's this beautiful sun that's making me act so crazy. 217 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:24,545 "Oh, delightful, cruel Spring who rekindles our wounded senses..." 218 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,756 Hey, I've never read that passage of the Bible! 219 00:24:36,265 --> 00:24:37,642 Time to play a little! 220 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:45,525 "I forbid you to eat apples, my children, for they are a fruit of sin!" 221 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,077 You're so wet, aren't you cold? 222 00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:58,413 A little. 223 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,540 I can warm you up, if you like. 224 00:25:22,645 --> 00:25:23,563 Cristiana. 225 00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:26,190 Surprised to see me? 226 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,528 What a divine touch you have. 227 00:25:33,197 --> 00:25:35,783 Such a pity this is my last chance to enjoy it. 228 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,287 I'm here to say goodbye. 229 00:25:42,081 --> 00:25:45,126 My masterpiece is finished and ready to go down in history. 230 00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:47,420 I'm going back to my world. 231 00:25:48,963 --> 00:25:53,342 Cristiana, would you like to see the world again, and in my company? 232 00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:56,721 The painter and his model. 233 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:00,558 80? Yes or no? 234 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:07,774 Farewell, Cristiana. 235 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:13,154 Let me give you my final thank you. 236 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:50,358 Whose turn is it to ring the bells, Sister? 237 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,443 Cristiana, a novice. 238 00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:56,072 She's still getting the hang of it, but I'm sure she'll get by. 239 00:27:09,877 --> 00:27:10,795 Listen. 240 00:27:28,729 --> 00:27:31,023 Well, we've been pretty busy for today. 241 00:27:35,361 --> 00:27:38,072 You must forget about all this. 242 00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:43,870 You must suppress your wicked thoughts, little nun. 243 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:48,040 I've never made love like this before. 244 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,753 Lovemaking and ringing the bells in the same go. 245 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,848 I'm gonna miss you, Cristiana. 246 00:28:06,225 --> 00:28:07,810 As my model and as my lover. 247 00:28:13,524 --> 00:28:14,442 Massimo! 248 00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:18,487 Massimo, don't leave me alone! I'm begging you! 249 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:23,326 I'm sure you'll find happiness in this convent one day. 250 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,369 No, I'll never be happy here! 251 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,707 Please, don't leave me! 252 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,250 Pray for me. 253 00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:35,171 Massimo! 254 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,390 I can't resist, Jesus. 255 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:51,646 Forgive me, Lord, because I'm not worthy of you. 256 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,524 You have created everything and know all things, 257 00:28:56,192 --> 00:29:02,406 so why do you let a slut like me keep on sinning despite choosing me to serve you? 258 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,910 Give me the strength to renounce the flesh! 259 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,828 Don't condemn me to eternal damnation! 260 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:32,561 I'll soon prepare this altar for your clothing ceremony. 261 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:36,691 Aren't you excited? 262 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,657 I remember it was decorated with so many flowers when I took my vows. 263 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,409 It was two years ago. 264 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:48,911 Same the year before that. 265 00:29:50,788 --> 00:29:53,207 When I heard God's calling. 266 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,167 Really? 267 00:29:58,462 --> 00:29:59,839 I was waiting for him at the altar. 268 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,425 Standing there with my white veil. 269 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,553 I can still hear the wedding march. 270 00:30:06,345 --> 00:30:07,680 But Gerard didn't come. 271 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,808 He left me at the altar. 272 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:19,483 That's how Sister Leon or a came to be. 273 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:26,532 At least you felt a true calling, if you get what I mean. 274 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:31,537 God kept you all to himself. 275 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,708 Yes, you're right. 276 00:30:39,628 --> 00:30:43,299 You could have been just another average woman. 277 00:30:44,216 --> 00:30:48,804 But God saved you from a life of middle-class mediocrity. 278 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,140 You must feel very grateful. 279 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,558 Honored, too. 280 00:30:54,268 --> 00:30:57,146 It's not something that happens to everyone, after all. 281 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,109 I'm not worthy of the love of Christ. 282 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:03,819 But... 283 00:31:06,489 --> 00:31:12,912 There's a big difference between God's love and Gerard's. 284 00:31:16,665 --> 00:31:20,920 The difference between spiritual and physical love. 285 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:29,553 So many religious devotions are born out of romantic disappointments! 286 00:31:30,846 --> 00:31:31,764 It's so wrong! 287 00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:41,065 They always tell us that our will made us hear our calling. 288 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,401 Was your will strong enough, I ask? 289 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,862 I don't want to think about it. 290 00:31:48,447 --> 00:31:51,158 But if your Gerard returned, 291 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,495 if he actually wanted you back, 292 00:31:55,579 --> 00:31:58,165 - who would you choose? - People are fallible. 293 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:01,919 But God... 294 00:32:05,756 --> 00:32:06,882 God can see inside us. 295 00:32:09,468 --> 00:32:10,428 He can see the truth. 296 00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:17,726 Knowing how to deceive others is a necessity. 297 00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:19,812 It's essential. 298 00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:26,026 It is, indeed. Being honest is just asking for trouble. 299 00:32:27,361 --> 00:32:31,365 But feigning devotion and self-sacrifice, well, 300 00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:35,828 that's the perfect way to be loved by others. 301 00:32:36,662 --> 00:32:40,624 - It's the way to live in peace. - I don't want to be an awful hypocrite. 302 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:45,504 - I'll never get used to it. - I know it's not easy faking all the time. 303 00:32:47,673 --> 00:32:49,633 It takes great acting skills. 304 00:32:52,636 --> 00:32:55,598 We don't want to wake them up. Come closer. 305 00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:11,113 We can only be honest with each other. 306 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,658 The holy rules would forbid our friendship. 307 00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,369 They'd forbid even the smallest bond between us. 308 00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:20,122 No matter how innocent. 309 00:33:20,831 --> 00:33:24,585 That's just what we need, so we won't feel too bad for everything we gave up. 310 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:29,048 We could take some comfort in a little intimate bond. 311 00:33:32,426 --> 00:33:34,512 You can't suppress your natural instincts. 312 00:33:35,137 --> 00:33:36,680 We have to help each other. 313 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:07,461 Cristiana! 314 00:34:12,132 --> 00:34:15,219 There's a phone call for you. It's a man. 315 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,682 - A man? - He said he's a relative. 316 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,812 Our rules don't allow private calls, but we'll make an exception. 317 00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:28,065 He said it's urgent. 318 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,318 Go on. 319 00:34:32,861 --> 00:34:33,779 Keep walking, girls. 320 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,338 Don't forget, my child, that you have renounced the outside world. 321 00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:52,673 I remember. 322 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:01,599 Hello? 323 00:35:02,224 --> 00:35:04,560 Luca! What a pleasant surprise to hear from you! 324 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:08,188 Am I happy here? Yes, I am! 325 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:12,484 Just a second. 326 00:35:14,236 --> 00:35:16,614 Give me some privacy, Mother Superior, please. 327 00:35:24,788 --> 00:35:25,998 No, I don't know. 328 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:28,917 I don't know. 329 00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,795 I'm not sure we can see each other. 330 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,672 What did you say? 331 00:35:37,843 --> 00:35:39,178 Yes, all right. 332 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,431 Yes, I understand. 333 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:45,184 All right. 334 00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:01,158 You look so upset. What's wrong? 335 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,952 It was my mother. 336 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,042 She insists I return home. 337 00:36:12,586 --> 00:36:15,381 Poor child. How brave she is. 338 00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:48,163 Luca! 339 00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:49,790 I'm here! 340 00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:53,085 Luca, I'm here! Come! 341 00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:55,546 I'm here on the wall! 342 00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:58,132 Luca'. Luca'.! 343 00:37:00,008 --> 00:37:00,926 Here I am! 344 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:08,434 At last, my love. 345 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,068 Keep kissing me. I have to make up for lost time. 346 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,779 Locking yourself in this place was a dumb idea. 347 00:37:21,196 --> 00:37:24,074 - Can you find me some hiding place here? - Why? What happened? 348 00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:28,203 We got pinched in the middle of a heist. You know how it is. 349 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:29,496 You jerk. 350 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:35,794 Daniele shot a cop to bits. I got lucky and managed to skedaddle. 351 00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:40,716 I'll hide you in the bell tower until I think of a better place. 352 00:37:42,926 --> 00:37:44,636 Boy, we're getting soaked up here. 353 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:01,820 This way. 354 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:08,410 You'll be safe in here, come in. 355 00:38:13,415 --> 00:38:14,750 I'm the one in charge of the bells. 356 00:38:15,417 --> 00:38:16,710 I'll bring you everything you need. 357 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:20,130 Hey, this place looks cozy. 358 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:22,424 You're awesome, honey. 359 00:38:25,010 --> 00:38:25,928 You mind, Lord? 360 00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:27,888 Thanks! 361 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:31,683 Truly divine lodging, too bad there's no elevator! 362 00:38:32,017 --> 00:38:38,440 - Feel free to use the roof, as long as you don't corrupt the others! - You're great! 363 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:40,317 Come here, babe. 364 00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:53,705 Honey. 365 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,711 I feel like I haven't held you in my arms in ages. 366 00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:04,716 Don't say anything. I wanna enjoy you and feed on your beauty. 367 00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:04,568 Cristiana! 368 00:40:05,485 --> 00:40:07,321 Where have you been? You're soaking wet. 369 00:40:08,655 --> 00:40:09,948 I demand an answer! 370 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:17,080 You're not even attempting to explain? 371 00:40:17,664 --> 00:40:19,833 - Good night. - I'll have to tell the mother superior. 372 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:22,628 She asked me to watch over you after that phone call. 373 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,509 I know it wasn't your mother. 374 00:40:31,219 --> 00:40:33,472 I thought there were no secrets between us. 375 00:40:34,681 --> 00:40:35,933 Don't you trust me anymore? 376 00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:39,478 I'll tell you, but now I need some sleep. 377 00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:02,084 I'll find you a radio, so you won't get too bored. 378 00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:04,169 A pair of binoculars, too. 379 00:41:04,544 --> 00:41:07,130 That way you'll see me when I'm walking down there in the cloister. 380 00:41:07,422 --> 00:41:08,757 Stop talking about that damn Cloister. 381 00:41:09,549 --> 00:41:11,468 You can't really bury yourself alive in this place. 382 00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:16,264 I'll take the veil next week. I won't chicken out. 383 00:41:16,848 --> 00:41:18,850 It ain't wise to take the piss out of God, Cristiana. 384 00:41:19,434 --> 00:41:21,979 Quite the opposite. I'm keeping my promise. 385 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,233 Right, the religious calling you had while shitting your pants up in the sky. 386 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:42,541 I'll never feel alone as long as you're here. 387 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:45,419 I couldn't have asked for a better situation. 388 00:41:45,752 --> 00:41:47,713 You want to keep me locked up here forever? 389 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:52,300 I'd feel like a pig being fattened, or a stallion ready to satisfy your desires. 390 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:59,141 Would it be that bad? You're loved, spoiled, and pampered here. 391 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:02,436 I couldn't ask for a more lovely jailer, you know. 392 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:07,983 But wanting to divide yourself between God and a crook like me is a bit hypocritical. 393 00:42:09,234 --> 00:42:13,363 I've heard of hermits who lived in penance and chastity atop a column for years. 394 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:16,783 And you'd like to keep me up this bell tower. 395 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:20,287 They were running away from temptations, you're running away from the law. 396 00:42:20,787 --> 00:42:24,207 But no worries, I won't have you endure penance or chastity. 397 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:29,379 Oh, I'm so touched by the privilege, I might feel God's calling myself. 398 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:31,548 How does Father Luca sound? 399 00:42:33,508 --> 00:42:36,678 Even the devil wore the robes once, but he didn't fancy holy water! 400 00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:44,352 Leon or a. 401 00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:48,148 You followed me. 402 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:53,111 I also have the key of this bell tower, you silly child. 403 00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:57,074 - How long have you been spying on us? - No more secrets between us. 404 00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:58,492 Isn't it better? 405 00:42:59,409 --> 00:43:01,244 - You the mother superior? - No. 406 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,039 I'm just a friend. My name's Leon or a. 407 00:43:04,998 --> 00:43:06,374 Nice to meet you, I'm Luca. 408 00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:08,543 I feel a bit embarrassed. 409 00:43:09,127 --> 00:43:12,380 It's all my fault, you know. Cristiana has nothing to do with it. 410 00:43:12,714 --> 00:43:18,095 I actually suspected it was you. I saw your picture in this newspaper. 411 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,387 Damn it. 412 00:43:21,139 --> 00:43:23,475 "A dangerous suspect on the run for a ghastly crime." 413 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:25,393 I'm screwed. 414 00:43:26,728 --> 00:43:28,563 - I'll get out of your hair. - No need to. 415 00:43:29,272 --> 00:43:31,566 We certainly don't wish you to go away. 416 00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:34,945 Besides, helping someone in your condition is an act of compassion. 417 00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:40,951 And if you keep my friend entertained in the meanwhile, even better. 418 00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:44,454 Is that so? Well, talk about unexpected developments. 419 00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:48,375 We always try to be open and understanding in this convent. 420 00:43:55,715 --> 00:43:57,509 Time for the daily meditation. 421 00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,177 Let's go pray. 422 00:44:00,387 --> 00:44:03,098 - Wait a minute, Sister Leon or a. - Yes? 423 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:04,558 I wanted to thank you. 424 00:44:05,058 --> 00:44:09,312 - I swear I won't be a bother. - And we'll do our best to serve you. 425 00:44:10,355 --> 00:44:14,985 Oh, by the way, I thought that a young man like you might need cigarettes. 426 00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:16,319 - Take them. - Thanks. 427 00:44:16,611 --> 00:44:20,073 Not a great brand, perhaps. I had to steal them from our humble caretaker. 428 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,033 You're a delight. 429 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,207 Spoiled and pampered by two nuns. 430 00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:31,668 Well, what do you know! 431 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:38,592 See you later. 432 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:25,347 Here you are before God, my dear children. 433 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:28,183 The day before your vesting ceremony. 434 00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:30,894 The day your life will change forever. 435 00:45:32,145 --> 00:45:33,605 Tonight you'll have to make a decision. 436 00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:36,024 Pray and ponder. 437 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:40,445 You're still free to decide between the outside world and the convent. 438 00:45:40,737 --> 00:45:43,990 Free to choose a life of physical love and maternity, 439 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:50,747 or a life dedicated to charity and helping others. 440 00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:53,667 A life of spiritual maternity, if you will. 441 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:57,796 You'll love the Lord through sacrifice and compassion. 442 00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:02,133 But he'll reward those struggles by giving you a sense of inner peace. 443 00:46:02,884 --> 00:46:06,012 The chores in the house of the Lord are light, as long as you do them with joy. 444 00:46:06,888 --> 00:46:11,851 If you're still undecided, you can wait until you hear his calling again. 445 00:46:14,187 --> 00:46:17,107 Would you throw our love away, Cristiana? 446 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:19,943 Would you walk all over me? 447 00:46:20,777 --> 00:46:23,446 I would, Luca. Unless you'd rather hear a lie. 448 00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:26,157 You're playing an absurd game. 449 00:46:26,866 --> 00:46:29,577 Locking yourself in that convent was the dumbest thing you could do! 450 00:46:30,453 --> 00:46:32,163 I'll take the veil next week. 451 00:46:33,873 --> 00:46:35,709 You can't erase yourself in this place! 452 00:46:37,043 --> 00:46:38,461 I'm keeping my promise. 453 00:46:39,921 --> 00:46:41,589 Stop making fun of the Almighty! 454 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:44,217 I made a promise, Luca. 455 00:46:45,051 --> 00:46:45,969 I must keep it. 456 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,890 I'll take the veil next week. 457 00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:45,612 Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. 458 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:50,158 Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. 459 00:47:50,575 --> 00:47:51,493 Amen. 460 00:48:10,136 --> 00:48:12,931 Ingrid, do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 461 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,432 I do. 462 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:18,269 Go, and set the world on fire with your love. 463 00:48:21,898 --> 00:48:25,235 Françoise, do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 464 00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:31,241 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 465 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,412 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 466 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,041 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 467 00:48:41,876 --> 00:48:42,794 Cristiana. 468 00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:53,513 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 469 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:01,980 Cristiana, do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 470 00:49:03,773 --> 00:49:04,691 I do. 471 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:10,947 Renounce the vanity of Eve. 472 00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:15,869 Renounce the temptations of the flesh in order to serve the Lord. 473 00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:19,456 Go, Sister Angelica. 474 00:49:20,415 --> 00:49:22,000 Set the world on fire with your love. 475 00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:56,784 - Welcome to the roof, Sister Leon or a. - I won't be long. 476 00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:00,705 I heard you needed a pair of binoculars. 477 00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:02,832 You're so kind. 478 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,710 - Your personal binoculars? - Yes. 479 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:08,004 It's one of my innocent pastimes. 480 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:11,007 And the view is gorgeous. 481 00:50:12,258 --> 00:50:17,263 Don't tell me you came up here just to look at the sunset. 482 00:50:18,556 --> 00:50:19,724 Well, I usually do. 483 00:50:21,726 --> 00:50:23,811 Ever spied on any lovemaking couples? 484 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:26,773 How would that make you feel? 485 00:50:27,565 --> 00:50:30,985 Would you feel scandalized or envious? 486 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,154 Oh, you're so cheeky. 487 00:50:35,281 --> 00:50:37,534 Come on, tell me about your urges. 488 00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:43,248 The vesting ceremony will be over soon. 489 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:49,337 You won't be able to see Cristiana without these binoculars. 490 00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:52,048 These clothes make us look all the same. 491 00:50:52,966 --> 00:50:54,467 It feels like wearing a mourning dress. 492 00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:59,347 Poverty, chastity and obedience! 493 00:51:00,014 --> 00:51:02,183 - It's all baloney! - Stop it, don't be crazy! 494 00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:07,397 Do you want the others to find out you're hiding up here? 495 00:51:08,106 --> 00:51:10,650 Cristiana's nature is like a wild river, no one can contain it! 496 00:51:11,067 --> 00:51:12,485 I know her fiery temperament too well! 497 00:51:15,488 --> 00:51:17,031 We've all taken the vows. 498 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,703 But that doesn't prevent our temperaments being as fiery as before. 499 00:51:23,955 --> 00:51:26,874 The devil ain't as bad as your people say, huh? 500 00:51:30,211 --> 00:51:33,047 Speaking of that, what brings you up here? 501 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,592 The binoculars. 502 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:39,095 It was the most opportune moment to sneak up here. 503 00:51:40,888 --> 00:51:42,640 No one will notice my absence. 504 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:46,769 Between the ceremony and the families, it's all pretty chaotic. 505 00:51:48,813 --> 00:51:50,023 Yeah, I get it. 506 00:51:51,232 --> 00:51:53,067 You know what the psalms say? 507 00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:55,695 W—what do they say? 508 00:51:56,362 --> 00:51:58,573 Well, they say something about the road to perdition. 509 00:52:04,495 --> 00:52:06,414 That it's a sweet, comfy road. 510 00:53:01,969 --> 00:53:05,807 Receive the cross of Christ and serve him with joy. 511 00:53:10,269 --> 00:53:13,606 Let this veil guard your purity, until the day of your death. 512 00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:12,957 Luca! 513 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:14,917 Luca! 514 00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:29,474 Luca, come and see how chic I look! 515 00:54:39,650 --> 00:54:40,568 You pig! 516 00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:44,697 - You rotten pig! - Hey, you really look glamorous! 517 00:54:46,115 --> 00:54:48,284 You son of a bitch! You should be ashamed of yourself! 518 00:54:48,826 --> 00:54:52,205 - You filthy bastard! - You've just got the veil and you're already moralizing! 519 00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:54,123 You couple of hypocritical bastards! 520 00:54:54,499 --> 00:54:57,251 - Why are you getting so mad? - You slut! Pretending to be my friend! 521 00:54:57,752 --> 00:55:00,671 We had plenty of orgies with your friends in the past. What's the big deal? 522 00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:03,883 - It is a big deal now, you asshole! - Come on, gimme a break! 523 00:55:04,509 --> 00:55:07,136 - You scum! Backstabber! - Cut it out! 524 00:55:07,595 --> 00:55:09,472 She didn't complain when she found us! 525 00:55:11,432 --> 00:55:14,560 - Come on, out it out! - She didn't complain because she wanted you! 526 00:55:15,019 --> 00:55:18,731 - Shut your trap, dummy, or they're gonna find me out! - Get your hands off me! 527 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:23,319 - Enjoy the show, Sisters! - Stop it, dammit! 528 00:55:23,736 --> 00:55:27,281 - See how I cleanse the house of God! - Calm down already! 529 00:55:28,032 --> 00:55:31,410 A murderer fornicating with virtue, unbelievable! 530 00:55:32,328 --> 00:55:34,163 Follow my example, Sisters! 531 00:55:36,165 --> 00:55:37,542 - Calm down! - Cristiana! 532 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:40,419 Where are you trying to go now? You're crazy! 533 00:55:40,753 --> 00:55:42,922 Cristiana, wait! 534 00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:46,926 Out of my sight, you snake! I don't wanna see you anymore! 535 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:51,180 Crazy bitch, she's stark raving mad! 536 00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:55,893 Mind you own damn business! 537 00:55:57,186 --> 00:55:58,187 Bunch of snoops! 538 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,440 Bunch of pathetic snoops! 539 00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:05,361 You've made a real fucking mess, you know? 540 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:13,619 Cristiana! 541 00:56:14,745 --> 00:56:15,955 Cristiana, use your head! 542 00:56:18,207 --> 00:56:19,208 Cristiana, wait! 543 00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:29,176 - Where do you think you're going? It was nothing serious! - Get out of my sight! 544 00:56:30,177 --> 00:56:33,973 - Get your hands off me! -All right, all right, I'm scum! 545 00:56:35,099 --> 00:56:36,100 Yeah! I'm a pig! 546 00:56:37,059 --> 00:56:38,436 I know it, believe me, I know! 547 00:56:39,186 --> 00:56:41,188 I do a lot of dumb stuff without thinking twice! 548 00:56:41,606 --> 00:56:44,650 But, goddammit, your cockamamie idea of pretending to be a nun takes the cake! 549 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,363 I didn't know you were the jealous type, or maybe I just hurt your pride. 550 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:54,035 I'll... I'll have to disappear for a while, my love. 551 00:56:55,494 --> 00:56:57,330 Forgive me, Luca! 552 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:06,839 Sister Angelica! 553 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,674 What's going on here? 554 00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:10,176 Who's this young savage? 555 00:57:12,845 --> 00:57:14,764 - Go to hell, all of you! - Cristiana! 556 00:57:15,264 --> 00:57:16,182 God... 557 00:57:23,564 --> 00:57:24,482 Cristiana! 558 00:57:29,862 --> 00:57:30,821 Cristiana, stop! 559 00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:33,449 Where's that boy going? 560 00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:35,368 My God! 561 00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:39,205 Cristiana, wait! 562 00:57:39,705 --> 00:57:40,831 Stop acting crazy! 563 00:57:44,710 --> 00:57:45,711 Sister Angelica! 564 00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:02,853 Shall I go after her? 565 00:58:03,562 --> 00:58:05,856 It'd be pointless. She's a lost cause for you guys. 566 00:58:06,315 --> 00:58:07,692 Cristiana is a woman of temperament. 567 00:58:08,317 --> 00:58:10,152 Who are you? What are you doing in our convent? 568 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:13,072 Pleased to make your acquaintance, I'm Lucifer. 569 00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:14,782 Have you heard about me? 570 00:58:16,367 --> 00:58:17,368 Did I upset you? 571 00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:19,161 Is it because I'm half naked? 572 00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:22,164 That's the latest fashion in hell, you know. 573 00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:24,000 I'll get out of your hair now. 574 00:58:24,625 --> 00:58:26,168 I demand you explain everything! 575 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:49,608 Lord, it isn't over yet! 576 00:59:01,537 --> 00:59:02,538 I'm sick. 577 00:59:04,915 --> 00:59:06,208 I'm nothing but a whore! 578 00:59:07,501 --> 00:59:08,794 A case of demonic possession! 579 01:00:38,467 --> 01:00:42,054 What's the difference between a countess and a whore, Professor? 580 01:00:42,471 --> 01:00:44,390 Well, whores are often decent women! 581 01:00:51,021 --> 01:00:53,566 Money means power, as long as you have it! 582 01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:57,653 Money, gold, silver, anything goes! 583 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:03,784 The ancient poets lauded material wealth and power, you know? 584 01:01:06,453 --> 01:01:08,372 Dammit, who stole the keyhole? 585 01:01:09,915 --> 01:01:11,584 The case of the missing keyhole, on it! 586 01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:15,880 - Hey, it doesn't fit! - We gotta uncork it first! 587 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:19,800 Let's go, Countess. 588 01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,556 Wait, wait, we gotta uncork it. 589 01:01:27,391 --> 01:01:29,643 Talk about a nice Spring evening. 590 01:01:33,606 --> 01:01:36,984 I wonder if God has a soft spot for whores. 591 01:01:40,279 --> 01:01:43,532 He could fill the heavens with them! 592 01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,687 Bring out your best bottle! 593 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:18,192 I wanna take a champagne bath tonight! 594 01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:25,699 Well, what do you know, if it isn't my dear old daughter! 595 01:02:26,992 --> 01:02:28,369 Back to the fold, huh? 596 01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:38,295 Cristiana. 597 01:02:43,217 --> 01:02:44,134 But... 598 01:02:53,644 --> 01:02:54,687 Let me see you. 599 01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:58,565 You let them cut your hair! 600 01:03:01,485 --> 01:03:03,487 You look like you're dressed for Halloween! 601 01:03:05,030 --> 01:03:06,907 No worries, your mom'll fix it! 602 01:03:07,574 --> 01:03:10,786 Not many girls can boast having a whore for a mother! 603 01:03:13,747 --> 01:03:15,040 And a wealthy one at that! 604 01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:17,626 We both are. 605 01:03:18,377 --> 01:03:20,170 Look at this mansion! This garden! 606 01:03:20,921 --> 01:03:23,048 I earned it all playing bed games! 607 01:03:25,092 --> 01:03:27,970 I'm gonna teach you how to make tons of dough, yes sir! 608 01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:31,140 Money's all that matters! 609 01:03:32,224 --> 01:03:34,643 When you're loaded, you ain't got a care in the world! Come on! 610 01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:38,314 Your goody two-shoes, holier-than-thou days are over, darling! 611 01:03:49,658 --> 01:03:50,534 You scared? 612 01:03:51,869 --> 01:03:53,746 I don't give a damn how fast you drive this car. 613 01:03:54,913 --> 01:03:56,081 I need some speed in my life. 614 01:03:59,668 --> 01:04:02,212 Are you going back to college now? 615 01:04:02,713 --> 01:04:04,381 And waste more time? No, thanks. 616 01:04:04,923 --> 01:04:08,010 Your pal got pinched, by the way. 617 01:04:09,053 --> 01:04:10,554 Luca? He was an asshole. 618 01:04:15,267 --> 01:04:17,311 I booked a table for two at Beelzebub's. 619 01:04:17,853 --> 01:04:18,896 - Beelzebub's? - Yup. 620 01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:23,150 Sister Angelica goes to hell, to say they made me renounce temptations. 621 01:04:23,442 --> 01:04:26,111 Water under the bridge, Sister Angelica is no more. 622 01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:28,697 You flushed her down the toilet to start having fun again. 623 01:04:28,989 --> 01:04:31,325 Hooray for life! Long live damnation! 624 01:04:41,919 --> 01:04:43,253 The little nun is wild tonight! 625 01:04:44,463 --> 01:04:45,381 Come and see, people! 626 01:04:46,006 --> 01:04:49,718 Wine, tobacco, and former nuns are a man's downfall, yes sir! 627 01:04:52,888 --> 01:04:54,973 Hooray for Sister Angelica, Beelzebub's favorite! 628 01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:58,185 Hooray for our little virgin! Hooray for perdition! 629 01:04:58,602 --> 01:04:59,520 Hear, hear! 630 01:05:09,196 --> 01:05:10,197 Wow, those lips! 631 01:05:16,578 --> 01:05:17,663 Our little nun ain't too bad. 632 01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,289 She's proper hot stuff, man. 633 01:05:20,582 --> 01:05:21,834 A toast to moolah! 634 01:05:50,571 --> 01:05:51,697 Here's your crown! 635 01:05:52,781 --> 01:05:54,825 - It's for you. - For me? 636 01:05:55,367 --> 01:05:56,285 That's right! 637 01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:58,996 - I don't deserve it! - You're the queen of devils! 638 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:00,998 Put it on. 639 01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:03,375 - Three cheers for the queen of whores! - Good girl. 640 01:06:03,834 --> 01:06:06,378 Hooray for Mrs. Beelzebub, the queen of hell! 641 01:06:08,589 --> 01:06:11,216 And here's your scepter, as royal etiquette dictates. 642 01:06:11,925 --> 01:06:12,843 Take it. 643 01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:16,096 Let's drink to Satan, the prince of pleasures! 644 01:06:16,430 --> 01:06:17,681 Give us a striptease, girlie! 645 01:06:20,893 --> 01:06:22,227 Long live the stripper nun! 646 01:06:26,690 --> 01:06:28,358 I'll grant your wish! 647 01:06:30,402 --> 01:06:32,112 I'm on sale tonight, peeps! 648 01:06:34,615 --> 01:06:36,366 This former nun here is a real bargain! 649 01:06:37,284 --> 01:06:38,202 Start bidding! 650 01:06:41,246 --> 01:06:42,623 Hooray for Sister Angelica! 651 01:06:42,998 --> 01:06:44,666 Hooray for the possessed nun! 652 01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:47,169 So, who's the first bidder? 653 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:49,087 Money down! 654 01:06:51,131 --> 01:06:53,759 How much will you offer for this former nun? 655 01:06:55,385 --> 01:06:57,971 Thinking about making an offer, kiddo? 656 01:06:58,722 --> 01:07:02,434 - Take off your clothes, girl! - So beautiful and so insane! 657 01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:06,522 Come on, people, I'm open to any offer! 658 01:07:07,022 --> 01:07:08,357 Start your bidding, boys! 659 01:07:08,941 --> 01:07:13,612 - No ticket, no laundry! - First come, first served! Place the bids! 660 01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:22,538 All right, I'll show you some goods, but don't forget I'm royalty! 661 01:07:23,038 --> 01:07:26,083 And queens are priceless, ya know! 662 01:07:28,126 --> 01:07:29,127 Got some inspiration? 663 01:07:30,295 --> 01:07:31,213 You betcha. 664 01:07:37,135 --> 01:07:38,053 Hey, photographer guy! 665 01:07:39,513 --> 01:07:41,431 Snap away, I want you to capture the whole scene. 666 01:07:45,727 --> 01:07:47,479 I'm still free! 667 01:07:48,939 --> 01:07:50,274 Fifty thousand! 668 01:07:50,857 --> 01:07:51,775 Sixty thousand! 669 01:07:52,317 --> 01:07:53,235 Seventy! 670 01:07:54,152 --> 01:07:56,780 Only seventy thousand for an innocent little girl like me? 671 01:07:57,573 --> 01:08:01,577 Show me some real money, you bunch of cheapos! 672 01:08:02,286 --> 01:08:04,329 Stop acting like some damn cheapskates! 673 01:08:05,497 --> 01:08:06,415 One hundred thousand! 674 01:08:06,873 --> 01:08:09,501 - One hundred and fifty thousand! - One hundred and ninety thousand! 675 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:11,920 One hundred and ninety thousand? 676 01:08:14,298 --> 01:08:16,091 You're selling myself short! 677 01:08:17,050 --> 01:08:19,136 What about this pair of beauties, huh? 678 01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:25,642 A fiery hot kiss, babe! 679 01:08:26,018 --> 01:08:27,477 A toast to lust! 680 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:30,272 Show me a good time, guys! 681 01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:34,067 Hands off! 682 01:08:35,235 --> 01:08:36,945 Give me a little massage, will you? 683 01:08:37,404 --> 01:08:39,406 As soft as silk, kid! 684 01:08:40,198 --> 01:08:41,116 Real smooth! 685 01:08:49,499 --> 01:08:53,795 Don't be so greedy, I'm here for everyone! 686 01:08:54,963 --> 01:08:57,049 Next in line, people! Keep 'em coming! 687 01:08:58,925 --> 01:09:00,969 Stop patting me on the ass, you. 688 01:09:05,766 --> 01:09:08,852 You all ready for the final act? 689 01:09:13,690 --> 01:09:16,485 Did any of you offer five hundred thousand? 690 01:09:16,985 --> 01:09:18,820 Hey! Yours ain't golden, ya know! 691 01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:21,490 It's a fair price, I came down from heaven! 692 01:09:23,283 --> 01:09:25,661 Time for the last part of my striptease! 693 01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:27,204 I guess not, actually! 694 01:09:27,579 --> 01:09:30,582 You're awesome, lil' nun! 695 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:33,877 What about a thousand dollars on a stick? 696 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,798 A thousand bucks! I'd do it for half! 697 01:09:39,091 --> 01:09:43,428 Lookie here, if it isn't our beloved King of Diamonds. 698 01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:46,556 King of this awesome hell would be more fitting. 699 01:09:47,015 --> 01:09:50,060 - Nice debut. - Welcome to the club, Lucifer. 700 01:09:51,144 --> 01:09:54,564 You've got a thing for young nuns like me, don't you? 701 01:09:56,149 --> 01:09:57,859 You old degenerate. 702 01:09:59,903 --> 01:10:02,406 I didn't buy you for myself, but for Raphael over there. 703 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:05,909 Raphael! 704 01:10:07,244 --> 01:10:09,246 Go upstairs with the maestro and do your best. 705 01:10:16,044 --> 01:10:19,256 I'd like to treat you more gently, but it's now or never. 706 01:10:20,841 --> 01:10:25,137 - I wonder why my sexual encounters always drag on for so long. - Come on, move it. 707 01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:32,477 Wild and subtly wicked. 708 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:34,646 Right what I need. 709 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:38,483 - You'll pose for me again. - Now? 710 01:10:39,192 --> 01:10:40,193 Yeah, right now! 711 01:10:44,906 --> 01:10:46,533 - Another masterpiece of yours. - Perfect! 712 01:10:46,950 --> 01:10:48,535 More like an intellectual piece. 713 01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:51,204 I call this "The Possessed." 714 01:10:51,913 --> 01:10:53,081 And it made you think of me. 715 01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:58,462 You really believe I look that wicked, don't you? 716 01:11:02,007 --> 01:11:04,009 A perverted hell spawn, a daughter of Satan. 717 01:11:10,223 --> 01:11:14,519 What pose would such a ghoul strike? Come on, instruct me. 718 01:11:22,527 --> 01:11:24,112 Drink this, it'll help you play the part. 719 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:34,206 - Here's your pictures, maestro! - Thanks. 720 01:11:44,841 --> 01:11:46,134 Wicked and diabolical! 721 01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:48,720 What happened to feminine virtue? Pure fantasy! 722 01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:55,060 Have a look, they'll give you some inspiration. 723 01:11:57,312 --> 01:11:59,523 Jeez, I was crazy drunk, wasn't I? 724 01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:02,901 Fantastic. 725 01:12:07,030 --> 01:12:08,448 It's your ticket to immortality. 726 01:12:15,539 --> 01:12:16,456 Hold the pose! 727 01:12:22,379 --> 01:12:24,798 We need to create a devilish atmosphere. 728 01:12:26,007 --> 01:12:28,927 - Some music will help. - And a storm to evoke a violent mood. 729 01:12:31,096 --> 01:12:32,055 That's right. 730 01:12:33,348 --> 01:12:35,892 Like this. Give me a cynical grin. 731 01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:38,687 I don't know how! 732 01:12:39,229 --> 01:12:41,815 More! Like in those photos! 733 01:12:42,732 --> 01:12:43,942 - I can't! - Give me a laugh now! 734 01:12:45,318 --> 01:12:46,403 A diabolical laugh! 735 01:12:47,445 --> 01:12:49,614 Great, don't stop! A devilish laugh! 736 01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:55,537 The evil laugh of someone who doesn't care about heaven or hell, life or death! 737 01:12:57,038 --> 01:12:58,707 You laugh at the notions of good and evil! 738 01:13:02,544 --> 01:13:05,463 A sacrilegious laugh that defiles everything! 739 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,340 Perfect! 740 01:13:17,058 --> 01:13:18,476 From virtue to vice! 741 01:13:19,936 --> 01:13:22,689 From model of the sacred to image of the profane! 742 01:13:23,857 --> 01:13:26,192 From light to the dark abyss! 743 01:13:26,818 --> 01:13:28,153 The dark abyss where evil resides! 744 01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:35,994 Don't let me fall, Jesus. Don't let evil dominate my soul! 745 01:13:37,829 --> 01:13:42,542 I'm lost! I'm cursed, possessed forever! 746 01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:54,971 Cristiana! 747 01:13:58,099 --> 01:13:59,601 It's nothing. I'm fine. 748 01:14:01,311 --> 01:14:02,854 She had too much of it, that's all. 749 01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:05,523 A good rest and she'll be as good as new. 750 01:14:06,274 --> 01:14:07,484 Come on, try to feel better. 751 01:14:08,068 --> 01:14:09,069 I feel like dying. 752 01:14:12,989 --> 01:14:13,907 I'm scared! 753 01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:35,303 You're a nun in appearance only. 754 01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:39,683 You wear the clothes of a servant of God, but you don't have the heart. 755 01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:50,610 You never felt a real calling, only the pain of renouncing temptations. 756 01:14:52,988 --> 01:14:57,158 I'm not reprimanding you for sheltering that young boy. 757 01:14:58,576 --> 01:14:59,786 It's about Cristiana. 758 01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:03,999 Poor girl, so hopeless and desperate. 759 01:15:04,874 --> 01:15:06,459 She's going to sink lower and lower. 760 01:15:09,337 --> 01:15:15,510 If you believed in eternal damnation you'd be trembling for what you did to her. 761 01:15:16,136 --> 01:15:17,929 You're both beyond all possible salvation. 762 01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:29,190 The only way you can make amends to God is to find Cristiana and ask for forgiveness. 763 01:15:29,983 --> 01:15:31,776 Bring her back to the house of God, to virtue. 764 01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:34,487 The way we remember her. 765 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:38,241 The good, devoted, sweet-natured girl. 766 01:15:40,368 --> 01:15:41,286 Benedicite. 767 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:50,003 May God forgive you and help you start anew. 768 01:15:51,796 --> 01:15:52,714 This is for you. 769 01:15:56,176 --> 01:15:58,511 You had a few questions about my business, huh? 770 01:15:59,095 --> 01:16:01,473 I'm not in the drug trade. That's amateurish. 771 01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:04,059 We all have our own specialty. 772 01:16:04,434 --> 01:16:08,188 Take Raphael, for instance, he's a painter who deals in illicit art trade. 773 01:16:12,108 --> 01:16:14,569 - Got any interesting pieces? - Well, here's the catalogue. 774 01:16:15,278 --> 01:16:19,074 A 17th century Nativity and a Virgin on the throne. 775 01:16:19,783 --> 01:16:23,536 They're both worth a bundle, but don't ask me to swear on their authenticity! 776 01:16:26,498 --> 01:16:30,251 I never imagined you were such serious players. 777 01:16:31,544 --> 01:16:33,963 Plenty other things you don't know about us. 778 01:16:35,507 --> 01:16:36,800 - Well, see you later. - Run along. 779 01:16:37,383 --> 01:16:40,178 We could be considered, in a way, as international patrons of the arts. 780 01:16:40,762 --> 01:16:44,015 And it all works like a charm, believe me. 781 01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:49,938 It's a huge playing field, from gambling joints to diamond trafficking. 782 01:16:50,855 --> 01:16:53,024 Plus a few other things here and there. 783 01:16:54,025 --> 01:16:57,195 Join our organization and I'll cover you with diamonds. 784 01:16:59,781 --> 01:17:00,907 Of course. Fiat voluntas tua. 785 01:17:02,867 --> 01:17:06,079 What you wouldn't do for money, my little wicked flower. 786 01:17:07,413 --> 01:17:10,583 I'd even sell you my soul, dear Beelzebub. 787 01:17:12,627 --> 01:17:13,920 Time to go sailing, Captain. 788 01:18:08,933 --> 01:18:12,103 Won't you join our party, Miss holier-than-thou? 789 01:18:24,032 --> 01:18:25,200 Get ready, come on. 790 01:18:27,410 --> 01:18:29,537 - Pass that smoke, will ya. - Go along. 791 01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:35,293 - May I? - It's a free country! 792 01:18:36,711 --> 01:18:38,087 Hey, get Cristiana in here! 793 01:18:38,379 --> 01:18:41,674 - Cristiana! - We hope our games didn't scare you off! 794 01:18:42,967 --> 01:18:44,260 Come here and join us, little nun! 795 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,262 Care for a puff? 796 01:18:51,267 --> 01:18:52,352 Hey, Cassiodoro! 797 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:58,733 Yeah, gimme a good tickle. 798 01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:07,867 - Good boy, Cassiodoro! - You live a posh life, doggie! 799 01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:15,416 Good boy. 800 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:17,877 Cassiodoro. 801 01:19:20,171 --> 01:19:21,089 Good boy. 802 01:19:23,007 --> 01:19:23,925 Yes, you are. 803 01:19:26,844 --> 01:19:28,179 - Countess. - Hello. 804 01:19:38,898 --> 01:19:40,525 It's your turn, pervs! 805 01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,444 - You still up for it? - You comin' with us? 806 01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:48,032 - Ma'am. - Hello. 807 01:19:48,574 --> 01:19:49,951 My respects, Countess. 808 01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:59,877 The pleasure was brief, but the memories will last forever. 809 01:20:02,672 --> 01:20:04,507 - To the next time, my lovely slut. - Bye. 810 01:20:05,883 --> 01:20:06,801 See you, pervy. 811 01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:09,971 - A token of my appreciation for your talent. - Bye bye. 812 01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:15,059 Take it easy, a heart attack is always right around the corner. 813 01:20:21,482 --> 01:20:24,402 What a bunch of lousy, depraved hypocrites. 814 01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:27,989 Depraved, yes, but very generous. 815 01:20:31,868 --> 01:20:33,161 Here comes the professor. 816 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:36,414 The commander of this ship. 817 01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:45,048 How's our little doggie Cassiodoro performing? 818 01:20:47,050 --> 01:20:48,801 Areal stallion. Pay him up. 819 01:20:49,385 --> 01:20:51,637 Got a problem with my business plan? 820 01:20:52,513 --> 01:20:53,973 I must be cut out for it. 821 01:20:57,518 --> 01:20:59,479 I have my mom's talent, after all. 822 01:21:00,855 --> 01:21:02,190 Cristiana is my brightest student. 823 01:21:02,565 --> 01:21:04,192 The pupil has already surpassed the mentor. 824 01:21:05,318 --> 01:21:06,235 Shit. 825 01:21:06,527 --> 01:21:10,239 A reassuring painting for such a respectable club. 826 01:21:11,741 --> 01:21:14,452 Unless someone finds out what's really going on under the surface. 827 01:21:16,162 --> 01:21:18,414 It won't happen. I'm rather selective about my clientele. 828 01:21:19,582 --> 01:21:22,251 Say, are you having some signs of remorse? 829 01:21:23,836 --> 01:21:29,342 No worries. I got rid of my conscience a long time ago. 830 01:21:30,551 --> 01:21:32,428 That's reassuring to hear. 831 01:21:33,596 --> 01:21:36,224 Conscience and ideals are useless in this world. 832 01:21:52,156 --> 01:21:54,033 Money is what it's all about! 833 01:21:54,992 --> 01:21:57,829 Money means power. 834 01:21:58,204 --> 01:22:00,623 And it can buy anything, like you say all the time. 835 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:03,251 Put these in the register. 836 01:22:05,711 --> 01:22:07,213 It's Sister Angelica, the nun! 837 01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:11,551 - The rumors were true! - Boy, she sure smells like incense! 838 01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:15,972 Got a taste for rare creatures, huh? 839 01:22:16,889 --> 01:22:18,015 Let's have fun! 840 01:22:18,349 --> 01:22:20,351 Get comfy, she'll be right with you. 841 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:30,111 Raphael is planning a gig that'd be really up your alley, little nun. 842 01:22:33,364 --> 01:22:35,491 A golden gig, literally. 843 01:22:36,576 --> 01:22:37,452 You in? 844 01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:43,916 Give her time, you won't regret it. 845 01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:46,043 Or I'll just get rid of her. 846 01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:51,174 This Gothic vault dates from the 13th century. 847 01:22:51,924 --> 01:22:57,054 As you can see, it is a typical ogive with beautiful, converging semi-arches. 848 01:22:57,972 --> 01:23:00,057 You'll also notice the external flying buttresses, 849 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:04,395 which were built to sustain the vaulting of the central nave. 850 01:23:04,937 --> 01:23:09,692 The perpendicular style of this building and the frescoes are 851 01:23:10,276 --> 01:23:12,236 masterpieces of engraving and chiseling. 852 01:23:12,737 --> 01:23:17,366 Paleochristian art from the Byzantine period can be considered... 853 01:23:17,825 --> 01:23:19,535 It's made in the style of Benvenuto Cellini. 854 01:23:21,913 --> 01:23:23,372 Look at all those gems. 855 01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:25,833 That's a priceless piece of art. 856 01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:33,257 This crucifix dates from 1530 and was carried in procession during the plague. 857 01:23:34,342 --> 01:23:36,260 You want me to... 858 01:23:38,346 --> 01:23:42,183 Yes. You have a certain familiarity with saints. 859 01:23:43,392 --> 01:23:45,686 Stealing something from a statue won't upset you too much. 860 01:23:47,563 --> 01:23:49,815 You'll merely have to stretch out your hand. 861 01:23:50,358 --> 01:23:51,275 Relax. 862 01:23:54,612 --> 01:23:56,948 It'll be a piece of cake for you. 863 01:24:01,118 --> 01:24:02,036 Any objections? 864 01:24:04,539 --> 01:24:06,290 I've finally hit the bottom. 865 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:11,170 It feels like walking barefoot on glass. Broken glass. 866 01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:13,506 An unscrupulous gal like you? Don't make me laugh. 867 01:24:13,839 --> 01:24:17,218 Feels like clawing at the heart of God. 868 01:24:23,266 --> 01:24:25,560 It's all superstitious baloney, little nun. 869 01:24:27,144 --> 01:24:28,312 Get ready to play your role. 870 01:24:29,021 --> 01:24:31,691 Above this solid gold tabernacle, 871 01:24:32,149 --> 01:24:37,196 you can see the sweet embrace of this Virgin created by Senese artists. 872 01:24:38,155 --> 01:24:42,368 - I'm afraid we must leave, Father. - Come back soon, my children. 873 01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:44,870 We will, don't worry. 874 01:24:50,084 --> 01:24:52,003 May the Lord protect you. 875 01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:51,812 Respice in Cor dilectissimi filii tui, 876 01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:54,231 et in laudes et satisfactiones quas, 877 01:25:54,857 --> 01:25:57,068 in nomine in peccatorum tibi persolvit, 878 01:25:58,069 --> 01:26:02,239 iisque misericordiam tuam petentibus tu veniam concedere placatus, 879 01:26:03,074 --> 01:26:06,661 in nomine eiusdem filii tui Iesu Christi, qui tecum vivit... 880 01:26:48,786 --> 01:26:51,914 Stop your sacrilegious hands, my child! 881 01:26:52,289 --> 01:26:53,999 I command you to stop, in the name of God! 882 01:27:02,925 --> 01:27:05,845 Thief! She's stealing the Virgin's crown! 883 01:27:06,470 --> 01:27:10,725 Help! Somebody help me! Stop, thief! 884 01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:15,688 Somebody stop that thief! Stop her! 885 01:27:30,494 --> 01:27:31,412 Open the door! 886 01:27:36,667 --> 01:27:37,585 Cristiana! 887 01:27:53,142 --> 01:27:54,059 Stop, thief! 888 01:27:54,810 --> 01:27:56,520 Somebody bring me my hunting rifle! 889 01:27:58,647 --> 01:27:59,648 What a disgrace! 890 01:28:03,694 --> 01:28:05,404 Massimo! Massimo! 891 01:28:18,834 --> 01:28:22,046 Stop! Stop right there, you scoundrel! 892 01:28:48,322 --> 01:28:51,158 Not even one stinking client tonight. 893 01:28:52,451 --> 01:28:53,828 How are we supposed to make a living? 894 01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:58,374 I'm gonna cut off the nutsack off that fucker who stole my change last night! 895 01:28:58,833 --> 01:28:59,875 I'll show him who's boss! 896 01:29:01,627 --> 01:29:02,670 Who's that broad? 897 01:29:04,255 --> 01:29:05,172 Classy. 898 01:29:11,595 --> 01:29:17,017 - Would you believe it? - That's old Rosie in disguise, right? 899 01:29:18,227 --> 01:29:21,355 Jeez, I've never seen a hooker disguised as a nun! 900 01:29:21,897 --> 01:29:24,650 - That's the real deal, dummy! - Show us your woolen knickers, Sister! 901 01:29:25,276 --> 01:29:28,487 From the convent to the streets, what a distinguished career! 902 01:29:31,156 --> 01:29:33,242 Looking for your husband? He cheatin' on you? 903 01:29:34,410 --> 01:29:38,372 Come back later with the donation box, we ain't seen no clients yet! 904 01:29:40,332 --> 01:29:41,667 Go back to your turf! 905 01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:43,711 We don't like new faces here! 906 01:29:44,336 --> 01:29:45,838 - That broad's cracking me up! - Yeah! 907 01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:48,883 - Looking for someone, Sister? - I'm trying to find a girl. 908 01:29:50,426 --> 01:29:54,346 - Her name's Cristiana. - Cristiana? A colleague of yours? 909 01:29:55,806 --> 01:29:58,684 - Do you know her or not? - Who doesn't know that whore? 910 01:30:00,728 --> 01:30:03,063 - Is she here now? - You got the wrong address. 911 01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:06,775 She ain't a two-dime hooker, that girl fucks the jet set! 912 01:30:07,192 --> 01:30:13,198 But yeah, that slut enjoys stealing our clients from time to time! 913 01:30:14,116 --> 01:30:15,492 Sit down and wait, Sister. 914 01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:21,665 Better watch out for sex offenders, toots! 915 01:30:23,334 --> 01:30:25,502 Say a little prayer for us, will ya? 916 01:30:31,759 --> 01:30:34,345 Got any bigwigs you can introduce us to, Sister? 917 01:30:44,229 --> 01:30:47,858 - Cristiana! Gotta go, handsome. - Bye. 918 01:30:51,445 --> 01:30:53,656 So, you here to fuck some blue collar beefcake? 919 01:30:55,866 --> 01:30:59,286 - Did you see the professor? - He wouldn't risk his reputation coming here. 920 01:31:00,871 --> 01:31:02,873 What about Massimo, then? 921 01:31:04,124 --> 01:31:05,042 You look upset. 922 01:31:06,919 --> 01:31:08,128 What's wrong? 923 01:31:08,754 --> 01:31:10,464 What have you been up to? Something bad? 924 01:31:11,715 --> 01:31:12,633 You in trouble? 925 01:31:13,384 --> 01:31:14,426 Give me a cigarette. 926 01:31:15,552 --> 01:31:19,306 There's a visitor for ya, Sister Angelica! 927 01:31:19,890 --> 01:31:21,558 She's a colleague of yours! 928 01:31:25,521 --> 01:31:28,816 Don't keep your superior waiting, Sister! 929 01:31:36,031 --> 01:31:39,576 Boy, look at her! What have you done this time, pervy? 930 01:31:40,536 --> 01:31:42,287 She's been a naughty little girl! 931 01:32:02,057 --> 01:32:02,975 Cristiana. 932 01:32:03,475 --> 01:32:04,727 My God, Cristiana. 933 01:32:05,477 --> 01:32:07,813 It's my fault you ended up like this. 934 01:32:10,441 --> 01:32:11,942 Reached a state of grace, have you? 935 01:32:12,985 --> 01:32:15,029 Or maybe you're trying to act like a regular saint? 936 01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:18,157 It was a long ago. 937 01:32:18,991 --> 01:32:20,325 Do you still hate me? 938 01:32:21,410 --> 01:32:23,787 I still feel affection towards you. And pity. 939 01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:26,373 I don't need neither. 940 01:32:33,464 --> 01:32:34,965 It took me a long time to find you. 941 01:32:36,091 --> 01:32:40,971 All to tell you that I'd do everything I can to help you. 942 01:32:41,722 --> 01:32:43,515 To help you leave the bottom. 943 01:32:45,559 --> 01:32:47,061 Get out of my sight, you pack of whores! 944 01:32:47,644 --> 01:32:48,562 Leave me alone! 945 01:32:49,605 --> 01:32:53,108 - Find a client to screw and scram! - Fuck you, girl! 946 01:32:53,650 --> 01:32:55,235 Leave us the fuck alone, I said! 947 01:32:55,819 --> 01:32:57,738 You're nothing but a bunch of dumb, cruel skanks! 948 01:32:58,280 --> 01:33:01,950 You should take a good look at yourselves! You disgust me! 949 01:33:04,369 --> 01:33:08,707 Please, don't try to do more harm than you've already done to others. 950 01:33:09,291 --> 01:33:10,209 And to yourself. 951 01:33:12,753 --> 01:33:14,254 The portrait of virtue. 952 01:33:15,631 --> 01:33:21,095 Where is my portrait? Still hanging in the convent to inspire other young nuns? 953 01:33:22,721 --> 01:33:27,810 Scratch it off the wall! That part of my life is over! 954 01:33:28,769 --> 01:33:30,020 That's the past now! 955 01:33:31,647 --> 01:33:36,026 I've chosen to roll in the mud instead of being locked in that convent! 956 01:33:36,902 --> 01:33:40,155 Yes, and I enjoy it! I'm just a whore! 957 01:33:41,490 --> 01:33:47,830 It sounds blasphemous to your ears, but this is the only way of life I know! 958 01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:50,457 I enjoy it, damn it! 959 01:33:51,291 --> 01:33:55,671 - Looking for a good time, kid? - I'm the right girl! Pick me! 960 01:33:57,131 --> 01:33:58,048 Holy shit. 961 01:33:59,508 --> 01:34:03,095 - I wanna try those two gals! - Wouldn't be wise, kid. Skedaddle. 962 01:34:03,637 --> 01:34:07,057 - Mind your own business, I'm goin' in! - I'm warning you, boy. 963 01:34:07,933 --> 01:34:11,520 I'm fed up with serving God, and I don't have any regrets about it! 964 01:34:12,563 --> 01:34:14,898 I'm loaded with dough! And plenty of friends! 965 01:34:15,566 --> 01:34:19,486 I can finally be myself, without being a hypocritical sham! 966 01:34:21,238 --> 01:34:22,156 What is this? 967 01:34:23,198 --> 01:34:24,908 Take a good look! 968 01:34:25,701 --> 01:34:27,536 I stole the Virgin's crown! 969 01:34:28,328 --> 01:34:29,913 I hit rock bottom! 970 01:34:31,081 --> 01:34:36,503 Rock bottom, deep down into the depths of hell! 971 01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:38,797 I'm cursed. 972 01:34:40,299 --> 01:34:41,216 Hopeless! 973 01:34:42,634 --> 01:34:47,848 Yes, despair! You'll have me on your conscience until your dying clay! 974 01:34:48,765 --> 01:34:52,561 I'll see you in hell! We'll be together for all eternity! 975 01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:57,274 Cristiana, you've shocked me but I don't believe this is the real you. 976 01:35:01,570 --> 01:35:04,364 I'm not despairing yet, I still have faith in you! 977 01:35:08,202 --> 01:35:10,537 Remember our silly little meditations? 978 01:35:12,623 --> 01:35:14,750 When we said that there's nothing mud can soil forever? 979 01:35:15,417 --> 01:35:17,419 Everything can be cleansed through sweat and tears. 980 01:35:20,255 --> 01:35:23,634 You can still stop this madness and turn your life around! 981 01:35:24,801 --> 01:35:26,637 Put your foot down and save yourself! 982 01:35:28,472 --> 01:35:32,142 The evil laces constricting me can't be cut anymore. 983 01:35:32,559 --> 01:35:34,394 You believe in eternal life, don't you? 984 01:35:35,979 --> 01:35:38,690 You can't condemn yourself while you still walk this earth! 985 01:35:41,860 --> 01:35:43,654 You can't change fate. 986 01:35:46,573 --> 01:35:47,991 There's no hope for me. 987 01:35:48,951 --> 01:35:49,868 Cristiana. 988 01:35:50,953 --> 01:35:51,870 Cristiana! 989 01:35:54,748 --> 01:35:57,793 - Ahoy, my sweet providers of pleasures! - Fuck off, buddy. 990 01:35:58,252 --> 01:36:00,671 - Fuck you, lady! - Get screwed! 991 01:36:01,630 --> 01:36:02,923 Hello, Sisters. 992 01:36:06,343 --> 01:36:07,886 Wanna commit a little sin together? 993 01:36:08,303 --> 01:36:09,846 Hey, that weirdo's still at it! 994 01:36:10,555 --> 01:36:12,933 I'm a lowlife crook, Sisters, but I'm very pious. 995 01:36:13,433 --> 01:36:15,435 Let's have a heavenly quickie together, shall we? 996 01:36:15,811 --> 01:36:16,687 Here. 997 01:36:16,979 --> 01:36:19,773 - Scoot over, I'm driving. - Hey, don't push me! 998 01:36:20,190 --> 01:36:22,943 - My place is in hell. - God is merciful. 999 01:36:24,945 --> 01:36:27,364 - Let's go somewhere nice! - All the way to hell! 1000 01:36:27,656 --> 01:36:28,573 Cristiana! 1001 01:36:35,706 --> 01:36:39,793 - She just needs to vent a bit, Sister, don't worry. - Whatever, she's a nutter. 1002 01:36:46,133 --> 01:36:49,011 Slow down and take it easy, I'm in no hurry to get to hell! 1003 01:36:49,845 --> 01:36:52,973 Slow down, I feel like puking my lunch! 1004 01:36:54,308 --> 01:36:55,225 Slow down! 1005 01:36:56,226 --> 01:36:58,603 You're on the wrong side of the road! 1006 01:36:59,313 --> 01:37:00,230 Stop the car! 1007 01:37:00,647 --> 01:37:03,734 You're crazy! There's better ways to relax, lady! 1008 01:37:06,111 --> 01:37:08,322 Slow down, you crazy bitch! 1009 01:37:09,197 --> 01:37:10,824 You're gonna kill us both! 1010 01:37:12,242 --> 01:37:13,618 Slow down, dammit! 1011 01:37:14,369 --> 01:37:17,289 Fuck this! Fuck you and all the nuns like you! 1012 01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:20,834 Stop the car! I wanna get off, stop it! 1013 01:37:21,668 --> 01:37:23,503 Stop the fucking car! 1014 01:37:24,087 --> 01:37:27,132 - Fuck, now she's talking to herself! - This is my redemption! 1015 01:37:27,924 --> 01:37:30,010 She's ranting! I'll jump out! 1016 01:37:30,677 --> 01:37:32,012 Holy crap! Lemme take the wheel! 1017 01:37:32,596 --> 01:37:33,597 Lemme take the wheel! 1018 01:37:33,930 --> 01:37:38,143 This broad's got a suicide wish! I'll jump! 1019 01:37:38,643 --> 01:37:40,228 Stop or I'll jump, goddamn it! 1020 01:37:40,729 --> 01:37:43,565 A babe with a suicide wish, for fuck's sake! 1021 01:37:44,107 --> 01:37:47,110 I'm going to fucking jump out before it's too late! 1022 01:37:51,948 --> 01:37:55,202 I only wanted a good screw, not a broken ass! 1023 01:37:56,870 --> 01:37:58,413 The flower of evil. 1024 01:37:59,748 --> 01:38:01,541 The flower of evil must die! 1025 01:38:07,714 --> 01:38:09,424 The flower of evil must pay! 1026 01:38:10,926 --> 01:38:12,719 The flower of evil must die! 1027 01:38:15,305 --> 01:38:17,099 The flower of evil must pay! 1028 01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:19,601 The flower of evil must die! 1029 01:41:08,186 --> 01:41:10,939 She wasn't meant for the ecclesiastic life, but for love. 1030 01:41:12,232 --> 01:41:17,112 Her impetuous vitality was like a wild river that nobody could contain. 1031 01:41:18,154 --> 01:41:22,701 She was so unfettered, so funny, so crazy. 79813

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