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[upbeat rock music]
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- * You, into you *
[school bell ringing]
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- John Brinda.
- Here.
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- Brodie Beaumont.
- Here.
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- PJ Carlin.
- Present.
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- Michael Kalus.
- Here.
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- Ryan Molina.
- Here.
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- * All the time *
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- [bleep] O'Neill.
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* *
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[bleep] O'Neill.
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* *
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[bleep].
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Damn it, [bleep],
I can see you.
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- * And you know
I'm here waiting *
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* Just to see into you *
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* Into you, into you *
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- Ruthie?
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Ruthie?
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Ruthie.
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This is so unprofessional.
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What would make you think
this is okay?
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- I understand.
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[upbeat percussive music]
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* *
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- [whistles, popping lips]
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Okay.
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So half of these are water,
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half are vodka,
and I definitely mixed them up,
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so I have no idea
which is which.
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- Hey, babe?
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- Like, do we try them now
so we know which is which?
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Or do we just play
alcoholic roulette
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when we get to the parade?
- Okay.
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Here's another possibility.
- Huh?
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- What if we just stay home,
cuddle, and watch the news?
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- "The news"?
- Yeah, you know the news.
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Those channels
that make me suicidal.
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- Uh, you have actively avoided
watching any coverage
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of the shooter's trial.
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And now you want to--
- And maybe that was a mistake.
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- [sighs]
- Okay, fine.
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I don't care
what happens to him,
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and I have no desire to watch.
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I don't want to go
because I don't know
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if I can see
"he who must not be named"
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without punching him.
- Really?
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My trans girlfriend
is quoting Harry Potter?
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- I'm reclaiming it.
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Plus, it seems like something
that would piss off Joanne,
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and that's a fun bonus.
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- Okay, I know
you mad at Brodie, but--
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- Well, this is all his fault.
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- [sighs]
- What?
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- Ruthie, I am trying so hard
to be patient with you.
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I really am.
But are you fucking kidding me?
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This is not a Brodie problem.
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This is
a you and Brodie problem.
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He's a bad influence, yeah,
but you lie to me.
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You sneak out. You.
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You get that, huh?
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And if you can't acknowledge
that after all of this,
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I don't know
what we doing here.
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- I do get that.
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Really.
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- Okay.
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Now, the kids are at Brenda's.
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We have the whole day
to ourselves.
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Can we please go to this parade
and have fun?
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Please?
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- Of course.
- Yaap.
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- You're making too big
of a deal about this.
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- Am I?
Or are you delusional?
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- Brodie, delusional?
- Never.
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- Ha ha, you're hilarious.
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This is the perfect opportunity
for us to hash things out.
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Think about it--we'll be
on a moving float together.
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She can't run away.
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- That sounds like
a really good idea.
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- Thank you.
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- Okay, I'm just gonna
throw this out there.
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Have you ever considered
giving Ruthie some space?
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- No. I fucked up.
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I have to do something
about it.
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- Sounds like drama.
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Maybe I'll skip lunch
and go to the parade.
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- Wow.
Is Noah a little scared?
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- I'm not scared.
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I just don't know if I want
to have lunch with my dad,
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I mean,
'cause our shit's complicated,
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and that's--
- Scary?
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- Shut up.
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I mean, he's never even
visited me here.
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- Well, he's here now, right?
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I mean...that's progress.
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- [chuckles] I guess?
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But, like, what am I gonna do
with him, you know?
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I made a list
of 40 possible things
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that we could do
after lunch.
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40, and 2 of the things listed
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are "sports bar"
and "bar to watch sports."
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I mean... [sighs]
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Maybe I'm overthinking it.
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- What if I came to lunch?
- Instead of my dad?
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[gasps]
That'd be so much more fun.
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- I'm serious.
I'd love to meet him.
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Also, I mean,
after all the amazing things
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you've said about him,
it's like, how could I not?
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- I would love that.
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But are you ready for that?
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- I grew up in
the Beaumont household, okay?
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I'm immune
to parental intimidation.
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Also, I want to figure out
your secrets.
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You can tell a lot
about someone
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from meeting their parents.
- Mm. Never mind.
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Consider yourself uninvited,
you little spy.
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[sighs] No one I've ever dated
has met him.
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Well, I'd be honored
to be the first.
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Also, um, maybe we should think
about telling Brodie.
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- I mean,
not that I'm passing the blame,
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but why do these kids have
to film every fucking moment
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at every fucking party anyways?
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Can't they just live
in the moment?
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Is that too much
to fucking ask?
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- Maybe we wait to tell Brodie.
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- Mm-hmm.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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[indistinct chatter]
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[siren echoing]
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[somber music]
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[music picks up]
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- Oh, okay, so try to throw
just one at a time.
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And don't lob a bag
at anyone's head.
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- But what if they deserve it?
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- That's a good question.
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- It's not a good question.
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- I thought it was.
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- All right, people, listen,
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we're giving good vibes,
not concussions.
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- Every day the jury takes
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is like a slap
in our fucking faces.
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I swear, if he doesn't get
at least a life sentence,
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I'm gonna riot.
- Yeah?
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You gonna flip a cop car?
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[chuckles]
- Okay, maybe not me.
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But I am gonna watch
the news coverage
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of a Cane's getting looted
with glee.
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How are they still talking?
What is there to talk about?
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- I have no idea--
- Ugh, and that interview
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last night
with the shooter's cousin--
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"You know, he was always
such a sweet guy."
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Really, bitch? Always?
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'Cause I can think of a moment
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where he wasn't
that fucking sweet.
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- Babe, I think maybe
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you should take a break
from watching.
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- Not gonna happen.
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But you can punish me
for it later.
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- What a sweetheart.
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But I told you
I have to work tonight.
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- Yeah,
you do have to work tonight...
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on this ass.
Tshh.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- [laughs] Okay! Okay!
- Okay.
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- You look amazing.
- Thank you. You too.
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- I'm sorry,
but a fucking soy latte?
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The order of acceptable coffee
milks is oat, almond,
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skim, 2%, whole, then soy.
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Soy fucks up my T levels.
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Bitch.
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- I think this bitch
may be a literal demon.
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- I know,
but floats are expensive,
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and Babyl-Strong put up
some of the money.
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- Why are we here?
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- 'Cause we're trying
to give back some hope
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to our community.
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- Oh.
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- What? Is that dumb?
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- [chuckles] Nah.
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I was just expecting
some bitchy aside
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about enemas or some shit.
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- We still got time for that.
- You nasty.
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- Brodie, I am so glad
we're double-teaming this.
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We should...do that more often.
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- Now I feel unclean.
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Hold up, wait a minute.
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Your little float need Bussey
in it.
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* *
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[school bell rings,
indistinct chatter]
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- Do you really need
to do that?
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- Study? Yes.
- You have, like, a 4.2 GPA.
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I'm pretty sure you don't need
to cram for a Beowulf quiz.
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- You've met my parents.
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- Brenda's fine. She just--
- Married Winston.
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- Okay, well,
that's a good argument.
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You know what else
is a good argument?
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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[school bell rings]
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- Get to class, boys.
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* *
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- There will be no grinding,
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no drinking,
no hanky-panky of any kind.
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And you are responsible
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for the behavior
of your dates.
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So I want you
to think carefully
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about the character
of any girl
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you would bring to our school.
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- Uh, question.
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Does this also apply
to any boys we might bring?
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[students chuckle]
- Cut it out, [bleep].
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This is a Catholic dance
at a Catholic school.
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There will be
Catholic expectations.
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- Huh, got it. No boys.
- Exactly.
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- Just little boys.
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[students chuckle]
- Okay, okay.
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Look, I like jokes, too,
but that's enough.
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I don't want to JUG anybody.
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- Uh, question.
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Do these rules still apply
to Father Tim?
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And if so, has anyone seen him
since he was transferred
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to a different Catholic school
in the middle of the night?
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[students chuckle]
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- Very funny.
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You know what else is funny,
Mr. O'Neill?
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You're out of uniform.
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- No, I'm not.
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Do you think I'd be wearing
a blazer if I didn't have to?
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- Where's your tie?
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[students chuckle]
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Put it on correctly
and have a seat.
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- Uh, the handbook doesn't say
where I have to wear my tie,
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just that I have to wear it.
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- I'm not kidding, [bleep].
Put it on right.
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[students whispering]
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- No.
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I-I don't...
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No.
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- Do you want me to JUG you?
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- Not really,
but it feels like you're making
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a big fucking deal about a tie.
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- That's it.
Bring me your JUG card.
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Now put it on correctly,
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or you're going
to Mr. Jameson's office, now.
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[soft music]
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* *
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- You okay?
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What was that about?
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- Okay, are there any questions
before we take the quiz?
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- Yeah, I've got one.
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Don't you think calling
detentions "Justice Under God"
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is a little gay?
255
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I mean, being overdramatic
is usually our thing.
256
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,962
[dramatic music]
257
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,423
* *
258
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,843
[indistinct chatter]
259
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,388
- Oh, my God, you missed JCJ
almost murder his assistant
260
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,723
over some very weird
and specific dairy opinions.
261
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:07,602
- Yeah, well, it's probably
a pretty stressful day.
262
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,772
- [laughs] Wow, that must've
been embarrassing for you, huh?
263
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,775
[excited chatter]
264
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:17,362
* *
265
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,494
- I think
he's gonna like this place.
266
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,246
- [sighs] That's cute
that you think that.
267
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,456
- Hear me out.
It's close to the parade.
268
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,625
- He'll hate
that it's close to the parade.
269
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,043
- Okay, then
why'd you pick it, then?
270
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,545
We could've gone somewhere
on the other side of town.
271
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,673
- Then he would hate that
we weren't near the parade.
272
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,882
- Oh.
273
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,592
He sounds fun.
274
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,802
- I'm sorry.
275
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,512
It's a bad habit.
276
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,097
He's okay.
277
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,684
Uh, you know, the first
couple days will be a journey,
278
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,020
but, uh, he'll soften up.
279
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,022
I mean, he came.
- Yeah.
280
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,690
- I understand
you want contingencies.
281
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,608
Okay, well,
here's a contingency.
282
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,028
I'll let you call me again
contingent on the fact
283
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,863
that you don't waste my time.
284
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,157
I'm walking into a meeting.
285
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,908
[sighs]
286
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,994
What's good here?
287
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,205
[upbeat music]
288
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,666
- Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, I want them beads!
289
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:18,840
* *
290
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,808
[crowd cheering]
291
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,896
- Whoo!
[both giggling]
292
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:39,110
* *
293
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,995
- I saw them.
- Ain't nobody saw.
294
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,455
- I don't understand
how we having this conversion.
295
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,291
- Also, Bussey, I saw you
literally beat a man to death.
296
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,960
- That motherfucker
had it coming.
297
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,005
- Brodie, come over here
and be on my side.
298
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049
- Uh, your side of what now?
299
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,385
- Can you pay attention
to the rest of the world?
300
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,678
The trial, bitch.
301
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,554
- Oh, not interested.
302
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:10,058
- Okay, so the man who shot you
is on trial,
303
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,518
and you don't care--
how is that possible?
304
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,020
- I don't know. I guess
I got my fill the first time.
305
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,523
- That's fucking insane to me.
- Okay, calm down.
306
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,442
He can have his opinion,
no matter how wrong he is.
307
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,569
- Thank you.
308
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,863
- And you can have yours,
no matter how wrong you are.
309
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,115
- Thank you.
310
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,449
- [scoffs] Look, I just think
311
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,493
the motherfucker
needs the death penalty.
312
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,829
- Now, I don't think
I deserve all that.
313
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,205
- I can't be the only person
314
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,540
who thinks he should get
the chair.
315
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,959
- Baby, I don't think
they do the chair no more.
316
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,336
Lock his ass up,
throw away the key, yes.
317
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,464
- Why do we protest
the prison industrial complex,
318
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:45,135
but once we the victim,
suddenly we all for it?
319
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,014
[jazzy marching band music
playing]
320
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,641
All right, yeah,
fuck that dude.
321
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,310
Throw away the key.
- Hear-motherfuckin'-hear.
322
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,104
- I mean, I'm definitely
on team fuck him,
323
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,148
but life in prison
324
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,607
seems like a decent punishment
325
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,028
for being a violent, murderous,
homophobic shit stain.
326
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,904
- Yeah, well,
you weren't there, so...
327
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,781
- Shit, babe, I'm sorry.
328
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,283
You're right.
329
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,325
- It's okay.
330
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,660
Just know
that while I'm paying you,
331
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,662
I'm always right.
332
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,832
- Did y'all read that manifesto
somebody leaked on Reddit?
333
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,500
- What, he not a fan
of the gays?
334
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,503
- Girl, at one point,
this motherfucker said,
335
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,297
"I hate to say it,
336
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,216
but these faggots
are destroying our culture."
337
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,636
And I'm like, "Really, bitch?
Do you hate to say it?"
338
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,180
You wrote 20 pages.
339
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,599
Seems like your ass
loves to say it.
340
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:39,397
* *
341
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,484
- Hey.
342
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,711
[parade sounds muffled]
343
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,213
- Wow.
344
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,256
So this is where they keep
all the candy and beads.
345
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,175
- Yeah, we can pretend
you want the tour,
346
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,635
or we could just...
347
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:26,903
* *
348
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,533
both: * Whoa,
I never meant to brag *
349
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,285
* But I got him
where I want him now *
350
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,705
* Whoa, it was never
my intention to brag *
351
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,125
* To steal it all away
from you now *
352
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,711
* But, God,
does it feel so good *
353
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,213
* 'Cause I got him
where I want him now *
354
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,716
* And if you could,
then you know you would *
355
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,636
* 'Cause, God,
it just feels so *
356
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,682
- * It just feels so good *
[knocking at door]
357
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,684
* Second chances,
they don't-- *
358
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,312
- Okay, boys,
put away the "Playboys."
359
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,690
- [chuckles]
Yes, sir, they're all gone.
360
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,861
- Brodie,
I saw your biology midterm.
361
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,529
- I got an A-minus.
362
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,823
- Which is not good enough if
your goals are what they are.
363
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,783
If you want to get
into a med school that matters,
364
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,703
you really need
to make yourself stand out.
365
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,455
- Yes, sir, but I really--
366
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,540
- I know you're not talking
back to me right now.
367
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,250
- No, sir. Sorry.
368
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,378
- All right, boys, it's late.
Lights out.
369
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,386
[both sigh]
370
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,182
- I fucking hate that guy.
371
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,771
You okay?
372
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,439
- [sighs]
373
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:48,610
Do you want me to be honest
or pretend you're someone else?
374
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,487
- I'm sorry.
375
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,322
Hey, if it's any consolation,
376
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,324
the rich white guy
always loses in the end.
377
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,785
- [scoffs]
- Oh, shit, is that not right?
378
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,828
[laughs]
379
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,831
[soft music]
380
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:06,378
* *
381
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,172
How do he and Brenda
not know you're gay?
382
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,924
- Denial is one hell
of a drug.
383
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,634
[chuckles]
384
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,469
- Do you think...
385
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,473
I don't know.
386
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,183
Maybe you should tell them.
387
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,353
- [groans]
- Hey, at least Brenda.
388
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,605
She doesn't seem to mind
all this gay.
389
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,360
- She's, like...
390
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:34,114
like, an "I have friends
who are gay" person.
391
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,700
* *
392
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,868
It's different
when it's your kid.
393
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:43,957
* *
394
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,000
- Yeah.
395
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:51,256
* *
396
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,216
- You know what?
397
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,844
You're right.
- I am?
398
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,886
- Yeah.
399
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,889
Like, what the fuck am I doing?
400
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,725
I'm stressed all the time.
401
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,893
I let them dictate
my whole life.
402
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,895
I got to stop living in fear.
403
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,607
- Oh, my God, who is she?
Where did she come from?
404
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,859
- Okay, okay!
405
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,235
Look, look, look, I don't--
406
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,320
I don't know
how I should do it,
407
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,322
but it's got to be big.
408
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:20,577
* *
409
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,663
Let's go to the dance together.
410
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,207
We'll--we'll wear
matching suits.
411
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,501
We'll make out
on the dance floor
412
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,128
and watch Father Antonelli's
head explode.
413
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,921
- Oh, my God,
fuck that homophobe.
414
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,841
- It'll be worth all the JUGs.
- Oh, my God. I love it!
415
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,885
Yeah. Yes!
416
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,345
[both laughing]
- Ohh...
417
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,305
- Wait, so are you gonna
stop being a psycho
418
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,474
about schoolwork you hate
but pretend to love?
419
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,309
- Okay, well,
let's not get crazy.
420
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,603
That one may take a while.
[both laugh]
421
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,938
[grunts]
I still have work to do.
422
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:55,278
* *
423
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,322
I love you.
424
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366
You know that, right?
425
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,285
* *
426
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,996
- I do.
- [giggles]
427
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,956
- I love you, too.
428
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:10,669
* *
429
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,962
[both chuckle]
430
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,964
- Okay.
431
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,926
To being who you really are
no matter what.
432
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,640
Hey.
[chuckles]
433
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:27,268
[bleep], you there?
- Yeah. Whoa.
434
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,895
Sorry, zoned out there.
435
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,982
To being who we really are.
436
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:40,198
* *
437
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:48,081
[jazzy marching band music
playing]
438
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:55,046
* *
439
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,050
- Excuse me.
440
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,469
Excuse me. There she is.
441
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,806
You okay?
442
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,099
- Yeah.
443
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,478
Brodie just won't leave me...
444
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,313
Ugh.
445
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,066
Honestly, I just want to--
446
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,569
[sighs deeply]
447
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,070
I'm fine.
448
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,449
- I get that it's weird,
449
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,618
but, you know,
you can talk to me.
450
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,245
- Oh, really?
451
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,497
I don't even think I should be
seen with you, let alone talk.
452
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,833
- [chuckles]
453
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,294
Nice.
454
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,755
You and Brodie really know how
to make a girl feel special.
455
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,757
- No, I'm--I'm sorry.
I just meant because--
456
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,258
- Whatever. Whatever.
457
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:46,264
* *
458
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,640
What?
459
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,893
- I like your skirt.
460
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,064
- Thanks.
461
00:21:56,775 --> 00:22:00,070
- You know,
you can talk to me about...
462
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,031
Whatever...
463
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,574
if you want.
464
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:12,165
* *
465
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,960
Hey, be careful.
466
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,881
- Careful of what?
467
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,634
Someone who actually wants
to be seen with me?
468
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,761
Yeah, I'm good.
469
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,848
Happy Mardi Gras.
470
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,101
Oh, you got any extras?
471
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:37,190
- Whatever. I think you should
be proud of yourself.
472
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,817
- [sighs] For what?
473
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,902
Turning Mingus into a fuckboy?
474
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,656
Or alienating my best friend?
475
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,909
- Bitch, I was talking
about the damn float.
476
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,537
What happened to bringing hope
back to the community
477
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,705
and all this shit?
478
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,708
[dramatic music]
479
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:59,629
* *
480
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,389
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
481
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,807
- Hey.
482
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,225
- I thought Julian was coming.
483
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,978
- Oh, yeah, he said
he had to go to the bathroom.
484
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,234
- So is this the...
- Okay, yes.
485
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,611
Look, I know it's a lot,
but I think it'll be perfect
486
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,405
for Operation Faggotry.
487
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,199
I might need to get better
at naming operations.
488
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:31,411
[chuckles]
489
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,580
You okay?
490
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,832
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
491
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,712
- Okay,
so I was thinking that--
492
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,630
- We need to break up.
493
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,843
- What?
494
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:50,055
- I've been thinking
about it a lot, and, um...
495
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,765
- You have?
496
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:55,852
When?
- A lot, like, all the time.
497
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,271
And it's the only thing
to do, so...
498
00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,898
yeah, we should do that.
499
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,775
We should break up.
500
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:06,363
- We just said
we loved each other.
501
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,281
Like, like, is--is this
because I'm not out yet?
502
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,075
Because I can--
I can call my parents right now
503
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,701
and come out to them
if that's what you want.
504
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,244
Just tell me what you want,
[bleep], please--
505
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,579
- Don't! Just--
506
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,456
I don't know what I want
507
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,957
or why things are
the way they are
508
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,251
or if I'm just losing my mind.
509
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:24,839
But I feel guilty and sad,
and I want us to be friends.
510
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,466
And I know
that's fucked up to say,
511
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,968
and I don't want to be
fucked up to you, but...
512
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,471
I don't know how to be...
513
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,057
or--or who to be.
514
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,059
Or, um...
515
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,770
Um...
516
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,314
I-I just--I can't.
517
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:42,774
- [bleep]!
518
00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,735
[moody music]
519
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:52,909
* *
520
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,305
[jazzy marching band music
playing]
521
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:21,271
* *
522
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,444
- Look, I know
I'm not your favorite person,
523
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,320
but she won't even talk to me.
524
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,156
I fucked up.
525
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,199
* *
526
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,201
What if I go
to her disciplinary hearing?
527
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,288
I can explain the whole thing
and tell them it was my fault.
528
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,832
- The hearing
was yesterday, Brodie.
529
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,793
[dramatic music]
530
00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,129
* *
531
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,055
[Kevin Devine's
"Letting a Good One Go"]
532
00:25:55,096 --> 00:26:01,644
* *
533
00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:05,774
- * I think
I thought so much *
534
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,568
* About losing you *
535
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:13,531
* *
536
00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:18,536
* That I never really
had you *
537
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,996
* *
538
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,832
[music softens
through headphones]
539
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:27,462
* You spend so much time *
540
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:31,716
* You spend
so much time *
541
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:36,638
* When you think
you've got all the time *
542
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,557
* In the world *
543
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:46,523
* *
544
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:54,489
* You're letting
a good one go *
545
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:59,577
* You're letting a good
one go *
546
00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:06,668
* You're letting
a good one go *
547
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:13,466
* *
548
00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:16,594
[crowd cheering, whistling]
549
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:22,017
- What ever happened
to that, uh, med school buddy?
550
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,685
I never got to meet him.
551
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,229
- Well, unlike
my med school boyfriend,
552
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:29,524
Julian is there for me
and cares about me.
553
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:32,777
- Also, um, he dropped
out of med school, just FYI.
554
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,196
- What do you do, Julian?
555
00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,865
- Um, I actually just applied
556
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:38,908
to this flight attendant
program.
557
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,368
- Sounds great.
558
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,788
- What about the partner track?
How's that treating you?
559
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,125
- It's great.
560
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,543
- Good.
561
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,754
Well, at least
you're going somewhere.
562
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:54,174
That's good.
Uh, I'm happy for you.
563
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,717
- Thanks, Papi.
564
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,177
Um, so I was thinking
565
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:59,971
we could maybe see
some live music tonight--
566
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,681
- Noah, you know,
I was thinking
567
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,391
about what I faced
when I came to this country
568
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,352
with nothing
but the shoes on my feet--
569
00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:07,896
which I stole from my cousin,
by the way.
570
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,856
And now look at your old man.
571
00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,901
I'm speaking at the biggest
realtor's conference
572
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,194
in the country.
573
00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:17,572
That's the kind of success
I want for you.
574
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,616
- You didn't say anything
about a conference.
575
00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,493
- [laughing]
Well, of course I did.
576
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,536
That's why I'm in New Orleans.
577
00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:26,331
Anyway, I'm glad
I got a chance to see it.
578
00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:28,750
I do hope you, uh,
fly to Detroit soon
579
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,919
because it'd be great
to have you at home.
580
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,295
- Yeah, I will do that.
581
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,590
- Julian.
- I'd love to come to Detroit.
582
00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:39,094
- Uh, it was nice to meet you.
583
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:42,263
- [sighs deeply]
584
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:46,976
[upbeat music]
585
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:48,561
* *
586
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,855
- I just don't understand
why I'm the asshole here.
587
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,565
Why? Because I want justice?
588
00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:55,568
- Babe, it's okay for you
to feel however you want.
589
00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:58,363
- Yeah, I know that.
Thank you, Dr. Ali.
590
00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:01,825
- [scoffs] Okay.
Just trying to help.
591
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,284
- Mm.
592
00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:06,996
Honestly,
if you want to help...
593
00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:08,915
you can blow my back out later.
594
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,045
- I have work later, remember?
I have a client.
595
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:17,882
But tomorrow I will do
whatever my baby needs.
596
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:21,261
- Mm. I don't understand
why you still do that.
597
00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:23,888
- That, meaning my job?
598
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,223
- Yeah, seeing other clients.
599
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,475
- Well, honey,
I care about you,
600
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,144
but I need to make money, too.
601
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,563
- What happened to the money
I gave you at the crip rave?
602
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,648
Is that not enough to buy me,
like, any exclusivity?
603
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:35,191
- Babe--
604
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:36,651
- No, tell me
how much money you need
605
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,611
to fuck the unlovable asshole.
- Look...
606
00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:42,365
I'm a fucking person,
not just a dick on legs.
607
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:43,658
I didn't take the money.
608
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,203
I put the money back
at the crip rave.
609
00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:48,872
I thought we could have
a relationship,
610
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,833
but you're not really
relationship material, are you?
611
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,918
- [scoffs]
Wow.
612
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,504
How the hell was I supposed to
know we were in a relationship?
613
00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:58,465
- You never listen.
614
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:01,551
I told you I care about you.
615
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,094
What do I have to say
for you to get it
616
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,262
through your thick skull?
617
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,430
- I don't know.
618
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,848
How about,
are you Richard Gere?
619
00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:07,849
'Cause I want you to make
620
00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:09,726
my "Pretty Woman" dreams
come true.
621
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,227
- Fuck you.
622
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:13,313
You know how complicated
and fucked up it is
623
00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,565
to fall for a client?
624
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,530
I can't do this.
625
00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:26,576
[jazzy marching band music
playing]
626
00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,994
- Fuck.
627
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:32,332
* *
628
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:33,833
[indistinct chatter]
629
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:37,671
- Girl, I am not having
this conversation.
630
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:40,840
- I just, like, I texted him,
and he didn't even answer.
631
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,509
I don't know what--
- Excuse me.
632
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:45,011
- Oh--
- Uh, okay.
633
00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:48,890
What is happening right now?
- Ruthie, I have to fix this.
634
00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:50,767
I was an asshole, and I can't
let you lose your job
635
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:51,810
because of me.
636
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:54,396
- Do you know something
I don't?
637
00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:55,438
- What do you mean?
638
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,607
- I mean, I wasn't fired.
639
00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,609
- You weren't?
- No.
640
00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:01,695
I mean, I had the hearing.
They wanted to fire me.
641
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,363
But I played the trans card.
642
00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:04,572
I played
the "hate crime victim" card.
643
00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:06,241
Hell, I played
every card I had,
644
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:08,576
and then I maxed them out.
645
00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,662
They put me on leave of absence
until the fall.
646
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:15,542
- Wait, then why are you
still mad at me?
647
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:18,628
- [scoffs] Really?
648
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,046
[laughs]
649
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:22,966
Do--do you really not get this?
650
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:26,803
- I mean, things aren't great,
but they seem to be okay.
651
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,472
- Okay?
652
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,518
You don't care who you hurt.
653
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,979
You just steamroll everyone,
me included,
654
00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:38,314
time and time again.
655
00:31:38,356 --> 00:31:40,608
Brodie...
656
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,611
you dragged me
to Babylon that night.
657
00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:46,281
And I missed one
of the most important moments
658
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,241
of my life, okay?
659
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,993
I can't get that back.
660
00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:52,537
- Okay, but how could I have
known any of that was--
661
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,039
- Well, no.
Of course you couldn't know.
662
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,541
To know, you need to actually
think about other people.
663
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,128
- Okay.
664
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,297
You're right.
That's--that's totally true.
665
00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,591
- Okay, no.
Ew. Don't do that.
666
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,634
Okay, self--self-awareness
about bad behavior
667
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,596
doesn't make it
not bad behavior.
668
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,431
- Look, fuck this.
669
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:12,974
You're so full of shit.
670
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,392
- Yeah, and there's
the real fucking Brodie.
671
00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,685
- No, I'm serious.
672
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:17,437
Like, what the hell
are you talking about?
673
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,564
- I'm talking about
how you're a selfish,
674
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,358
self-destructive narcissist
675
00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:24,069
with an unending need
for validation
676
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,445
that lives somewhere near
677
00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:28,198
where a normal person's heart
should be.
678
00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,575
You never show up for me,
Brodie.
679
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,952
- Bullshit.
I've shown up for you.
680
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:35,038
You know I've shown up for you.
- Do I know that?
681
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,041
Do I know that?
- You know what? Fuck you.
682
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,626
Like, am I selfish?
683
00:32:39,668 --> 00:32:41,544
Am I self-destructive?
- Yeah.
684
00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:43,213
- Yeah, sure, but so are you.
685
00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:46,007
You know, I actually
don't remember forcing you
686
00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:47,384
to do anything.
687
00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:48,885
Did I make you drink
with your student?
688
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:50,595
Did I make you sneak out
of the house that night
689
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:51,846
to go to Babylon?
690
00:32:51,888 --> 00:32:54,516
I mean, Jesus Christ,
stop yelling at me
691
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:56,518
for all the things
you hate about yourself
692
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,561
and your own fucking regrets,
[bleep]!
693
00:32:58,603 --> 00:33:02,774
[dramatic music]
694
00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,359
Ruthie...
695
00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:06,820
I am so--
- Wow.
696
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,739
- No, that slipped out,
and, um,
697
00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,241
I've known you since...
- Yeah.
698
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:12,992
- And I--
- You know what?
699
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,578
* *
700
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,331
You're right.
701
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:21,001
I am selfish.
702
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:24,170
I am self-destructive.
703
00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:26,047
But six months ago,
704
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:29,175
I was in a relationship
with someone I loved.
705
00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:31,469
I was about to have babies.
706
00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:34,973
I had a job that I loved
and that loved me.
707
00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:37,684
I was happy.
708
00:33:37,726 --> 00:33:40,478
And then you showed up.
709
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,564
The best version of me
710
00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:45,150
only exists
when you're not here.
711
00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,194
And it's not just me.
712
00:33:48,236 --> 00:33:51,031
Other people's lives
were better without you, too.
713
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:55,744
* *
714
00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:59,205
Noah and Daddius were together,
by the way.
715
00:33:59,247 --> 00:34:02,876
Noah is in love with him.
716
00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:05,378
Not that you even noticed.
717
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:09,591
* *
718
00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:12,510
[jazzy marching band music
playing]
719
00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:19,684
* *
720
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,043
[knocking at door]
721
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,505
[indistinct speaking on TV]
722
00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,176
- Hi.
723
00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,728
- You didn't want to go
to the dance?
724
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,689
- Yeah.
725
00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:07,190
No.
726
00:35:07,232 --> 00:35:11,444
[chatter continues]
727
00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,947
I love when they do
"The Real World" marathons.
728
00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,115
- Yeah.
729
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,575
You just missed Seattle.
730
00:35:19,035 --> 00:35:20,745
- I love Seattle.
731
00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,455
- David is so hot.
732
00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,168
- Hawaii's not bad.
733
00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:34,342
Okay, so I know you're going
through some things,
734
00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:38,680
and I'm probably the last
person you want to talk to...
735
00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:42,017
but I thought maybe
you'd want this back.
736
00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:43,518
- Thanks.
737
00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:50,233
- Open it.
738
00:36:05,248 --> 00:36:08,918
[tender music]
739
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:15,884
* *
740
00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:17,594
You hate it.
741
00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:19,804
- [chuckles]
742
00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:22,807
Do you want me to be honest
or pretend you're someone else?
743
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,934
- Honest.
744
00:36:24,976 --> 00:36:26,936
- I don't have to wear it,
do I?
745
00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:28,813
- [chuckles softly]
746
00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,316
No.
747
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:34,235
I found
that crumpled-up note, and...
748
00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:36,071
it's a symbol.
749
00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:38,114
* *
750
00:36:38,156 --> 00:36:40,742
I see you.
751
00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:43,953
- [crying] Good, 'cause
it's an ugly fucking dress.
752
00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:50,669
* *
753
00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:55,006
- You don't have to tell me
anything you don't want to.
754
00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:57,592
But I'm here.
755
00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:02,013
I mean, you didn't get
very far in your letter
756
00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,933
before you bailed, so...
- [laughs]
757
00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:07,268
Whew.
758
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:14,442
I don't even know
where to start.
759
00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:28,123
[sighs]
760
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,753
How old are you
when you do swimming lessons?
761
00:37:33,795 --> 00:37:35,797
- Four, five.
762
00:37:37,632 --> 00:37:38,842
- Right.
763
00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:43,596
It was during swimming lessons,
764
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,474
and I'd reached that age where
my mom thought I was too old
765
00:37:46,516 --> 00:37:50,311
to go into the women's
locker room with her...
766
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:52,689
and that I should go
into the men's room by myself.
767
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:58,945
I cried, just cried.
768
00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,822
I couldn't stop.
769
00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:05,910
I remember trying,
and I-I couldn't.
770
00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:09,122
My dad thought I was just
being a pussy, and--
771
00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:12,167
Yeah, sure, I probably was.
[chuckles]
772
00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:16,755
And for a long time, I thought
that's what was going on.
773
00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:21,676
But now I know
what was going on.
774
00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:27,932
And--and once you see it,
you can't unsee it.
775
00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:34,856
* *
776
00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:40,153
I...
777
00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:45,492
I really wanted
to go to the dance with you.
778
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,954
I thought it would be so cool
to be there for you
779
00:38:49,996 --> 00:38:52,707
for this big coming-out moment.
780
00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:58,380
But I couldn't put on a suit,
not even one more time.
781
00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,386
- It's okay.
782
00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:11,559
* *
783
00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,650
- Have you chosen a name yet?
784
00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:20,151
- Ooh...
785
00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:21,528
[sniffles]
786
00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:24,864
No.
[chuckles]
787
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:26,783
I don't know what I'm doing.
788
00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:32,789
* *
789
00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,207
- How about Ruthie?
790
00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,334
- [laughs]
791
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,753
Can you imagine?
792
00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:40,880
How dumb would it be
if I named myself
793
00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:43,008
after the girl
who had her stomach pumped
794
00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:44,676
on "The Real World: Hawaii"?
795
00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:46,177
[laughing]
796
00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,388
- Sounds like a premonition.
797
00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,557
- Shut up.
Mm.
798
00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,269
I love you.
799
00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,856
- I love you, too.
800
00:39:57,897 --> 00:40:04,863
* *
801
00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:08,533
[crowd cheering]
802
00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,326
[Morly's "Wasted"]
803
00:40:10,368 --> 00:40:13,788
- * Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
804
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:17,542
* *
805
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:20,754
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
806
00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:24,090
* *
807
00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:28,428
* I still run in the dark *
808
00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:31,389
- I'm sorry, but that was...
- Yep.
809
00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,558
- I just--
I can't believe someone
810
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,894
so thoughtful and empathetic
came from him.
811
00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:38,813
- I don't know.
He has had a hard life.
812
00:40:38,855 --> 00:40:41,274
- Well, yeah, but--
- And he's trying.
813
00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:42,859
He's never done that before.
814
00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:46,196
- What?
Be rude to the waitstaff?
815
00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:48,281
- [sighs]
816
00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:52,410
He asked about me,
and he met you.
817
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,746
- That's
a pretty low bar, right?
818
00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:58,667
- And one he's literally
never cleared until today.
819
00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:02,420
- Well, thank God I came
to lunch and charmed him.
820
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,047
- * Oh, you *
821
00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:06,758
- [chuckles]
822
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,511
- * How do I stop *
823
00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:12,764
* The love? *
824
00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:14,265
* *
825
00:41:14,307 --> 00:41:16,851
* You know I learned,
I've had... *
826
00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,062
- If you're just joining us,
the Babylon shooter
827
00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,147
has been found guilty
on all counts.
828
00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,733
Prosecutors will be seeking
the death penalty.
829
00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:26,820
- * Just a little more *
830
00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:29,239
* You'd feel it, too *
831
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,199
* *
832
00:41:31,241 --> 00:41:34,869
* But I was just wasted... *
833
00:41:34,911 --> 00:41:39,624
[laughter echoing]
834
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:43,628
- * I was just wasted *
835
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,505
* On you *
836
00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:47,799
* *
837
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:52,929
* Ooh *
838
00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:55,265
* *
839
00:41:55,306 --> 00:42:00,145
* Ooh *
840
00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:02,981
* *
841
00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:07,318
* Now I'm so tired
of acting tough *
842
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,988
* *
843
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:14,284
* I want someone
who wants my love *
844
00:42:14,325 --> 00:42:15,702
- And now a special report--
845
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,495
the tragic nightclub shooting
verdict is in.
846
00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,664
After a lengthy
deliberation...
847
00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:22,709
- Should we go to the bedroom?
- Shut up.
848
00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:26,546
- * Have taught you to *
849
00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:30,342
* But I was just wasted *
850
00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:33,803
* Ooh, wasted *
851
00:42:33,845 --> 00:42:38,975
* I was just wasted *
852
00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:44,606
* On you *
853
00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:51,780
* *
854
00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:56,868
* Wasted on you *
855
00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,661
* *
856
00:42:58,703 --> 00:43:00,622
* Wasted *
857
00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:02,707
- Hey, how was the parade?
858
00:43:05,585 --> 00:43:08,672
- How could you?
- What do you mean?
859
00:43:08,713 --> 00:43:12,300
- All this time, I felt guilty
for how I treated you.
860
00:43:12,342 --> 00:43:15,011
I thought I was the bad guy.
861
00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:17,472
It turns out
you're no fucking saint.
862
00:43:17,514 --> 00:43:18,932
- I didn't say I was.
863
00:43:18,973 --> 00:43:22,060
- Were you just not gonna
tell me about the two of you?
864
00:43:22,102 --> 00:43:24,187
- [sighs]
865
00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:28,858
Look, however you found out
is not how I wanted you to.
866
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,902
But I suppose it's better
that you know--
867
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:34,406
- Yeah, I'm so glad
you think this is better.
868
00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:36,032
- Look, we didn't plan on it,
869
00:43:36,074 --> 00:43:37,951
and we wouldn't have jumped in
if it wasn't something special,
870
00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:41,788
but what Julian and I have,
it is special.
871
00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:45,291
[footsteps]
872
00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,294
[dramatic music]
873
00:43:48,336 --> 00:43:55,468
* *
874
00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:05,020
- I was talking about Daddius.
875
00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:13,278
[intense percussive music]
876
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:20,493
* *
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