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Previously on Super Pumped...
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Frictionless experience
for every passenger.
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Credit cards on file,
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you just get out of the car,
get on with your life.
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-Tip?
-No. Our rev share's
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so good, our drivers
don't need tips.
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Uber has some
very special incentives.
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Twenty dollars a mile?
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Yeah. Thrilled to have you
exclusive to Uber.
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New plan:
We're gonna step up
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the information technology
on our drivers.
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You mean surveillance?
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We don't have to use
words like that.
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- Might cross a line.
- So far I can't get
anyone to talk.
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There's dirt out there.
I brought a shovel.
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Why do you have
such a hard-on for my client?
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Here's how Google rolls:
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They will bigfoot you,
they will lowball you,
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and you'll be screwed.
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Breakfast, Tuesday,
9:00 a.m.
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I want Larry Page there.
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You don't actually write code,
do you, Tyler?
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Travis.
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Kalanick.
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You got an ask?
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Quarter bil.
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Our founder just raised
some serious cash.
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There is nowhere near
enough fear
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in Silicon Valley
right now.
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I think you will see
some dead unicorns this year.
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You're VC's, you're supposed
to actually believe
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in the company
that you put money into,
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not just protect yourself
from the possibility
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you made the wrong call.
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Shit.
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Ooh
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
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Ooh
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Ain't found a way
To kill me yet
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Eyes burn
With stinging sweat
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Seems every path
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Leads me to nowhere
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Wife and kids
Household pet
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Army green
Was no safe bet
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...to me from somewhere
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Mmm
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If I'm General Patton,
and I fucking am, right?
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I mean, sorry, wait.
Can I curse? I'm gonna curse.
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If I'm Patton, is my point,
then my drivers are my army.
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My family. Really, la famiglia.
Uber's one big family.
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The drivers, the executives,
the investors, Google Ventures,
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they just came in heavy.
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Biggest investment
they have ever made.
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That's how radical
our vision is.
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Yeah
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You know he ain't gonna die
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Por favor! Não!
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What scares you?
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I wouldn't really say
anybody scares me.
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I mean, what?
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Big taxi?
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Crooked city legislators?
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-Clone startups?
-You're referring to Lyft.
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Uh, you won't hear me
say that name.
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But, yeah, fuck Lyft.
Fuck those guys.
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I mean, we beat them.
Shook up the world and all that.
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But it's ancient history,
really.
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It's from Uber's
primordial era.
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It's pretty recent.
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Shit moves quick in the cut.
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So, what's next?
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World domination. Legit.
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Our next app update comes
in 12 different languages.
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We're launching
in Southeast Asia, China.
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Uber's gonna be ubiquitous
across the globe.
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Transportation as reliable
as running water.
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Here
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They come to snuff
The rooster
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Young founders are a hot
commodity in the Valley.
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Oh, ahem.
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You must basically
have women on-demand now too.
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Ah.
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Yeah, we call that Boober.
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-Okay, well,
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I think we should probably...
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- Yes.
-...move things along.
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Don't forget your bag.
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- All right.
-Thank you.
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We're gonna be right this way.
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Thanks. That was fun.
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We've got to get our arms
around this as soon as possible.
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Twelve murdered drivers
in Brazil.
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The boardroom is an
imperium besieged, all right?
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A board meeting
is an end-times-style brawl.
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Katanas, battle axes,
fucking ninja throwing stars.
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No weapon is off limits.
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You play for power, survival,
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and you stay for the barbaric
gore of it all.
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One weak swing loses support
of the others,
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and your blood paints
the boardroom walls.
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That's a function of Brazil,
not of Uber.
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How many taxi drivers
died in that country?
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Probably a lot more than 12,
right?
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No, you can't blame a country.
The drivers are unsafe
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because the passengers
don't have to have credit cards
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or IDs to open those accounts.
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Yeah, but that's why
we have passengers.
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And, by the way,
exponential growth.
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It's the frictionless
experience.
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You know.
Think this through.
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One journalist writes about
your drivers being murdered
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while you're talking to another
one about getting laid.
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-I did not--
-Close enough.
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Where does that lead?
What other attacks may come?
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Now just for the hell of it,
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imagine that news crews are, uh,
picking up protests
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outside the Uber offices
down in Rio.
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Just when we're about to get
the elusive foothold in China,
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Xi Jinping, he sees it.
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Pulls the plug
on the whole operation.
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Other countries follow suit,
and before you know it,
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the whole fucking worldwide
launches tank, Travis.
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And/or we do something
to address the problem now
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and let the drivers know
that we give a shit about them.
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Pretty amped up, huh?
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Well, it's not Gil's back porch,
that's for sure.
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Is that some kind of Texas
expression for bullshit?
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No.
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And no, Bill,
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it sure isn't.
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This is unfolding
just like we thought it would
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when we were jamming on this
with Crystal and Angie
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up in the hot tub in Truckee.
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We've got a big lead
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and we've got to protect it,
right?
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-Hell, yeah.
- Cheers.
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Hell, yeah.
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Hey.
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Remember this.
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Okay.
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No, no. No, I mean it.
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It's been you
and your best friends
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planning the future
in the open air.
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Until now.
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Hold on to that.
Remember it.
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Hell, savor this.
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That's the point of doing things
with people you love.
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No, when we first met,
you told me that you'd listen
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but you wouldn't be bound,
so don't give me the love shit.
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They'll do what you say,
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but not out of fear
or calculation.
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And you're gonna hear them
the same way.
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But when this company
becomes what I know it will...
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board meetings are not gonna
be like this anymore.
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I've been in plenty
of boardrooms.
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You have never been in anything
like what you're building here.
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When this thing
becomes itself...
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board meetings are gonna--
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gonna be the Royal Rumble mixed
with the World Series of Poker.
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-Trust me.
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Sounds good.
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Hey, guys, get a beer.
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When that day comes...
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we on the same side
of the battle?
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Well, if not, you and me will
know we fucked up really good.
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Introduce you to the guys.
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-Bill!
-Good to see you again.
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-Yeah, thank you.
-Gil.
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-Hi, Gil.
-What's going on
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I commissioned
a driver survey.
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You talked to my drivers
without me?
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That is squirrelly as fuck.
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Jesus.
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Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy.
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Without their bonuses
and their incentives,
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they're struggling, Travis.
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What kind of schools
do they have in their countries?
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This spelling and grammar,
Jesus Christ.
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You know what? Spell and define
"Manichaean," Graves,
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or kindly take
a listening posture.
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It means seeing the world
in good or evil only.
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Which by the way,
I kind of do.
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If you line up with me,
you line up against me,
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I never forget that shit.
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It's not time
for philosophizing.
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It's time for tipping.
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Ti--?
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That's your big solve
for building driver trust?
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-Maybe it's a start.
-No. Sorry.
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No, I don't think you guys
are seeing
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the full theater of war here.
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In a couple years,
drivers won't even be an issue.
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The future of Uber is one
that moves beyond drivers.
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The future doesn't matter
if we don't get there.
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Tipping is an extra 20%
to the drivers' bottom line.
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It shows them that we stand
behind them as a company.
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Let them know
they can trust you.
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Like I do, Travis.
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Flip the perception.
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Tipping begins to get that done.
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And it's also just right.
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No.
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I'm sorry, no.
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I'm not even gonna go on
the defensive for a second, man.
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When I walk in this room,
it should be like Kirk Gibson
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walking into Dodger Stadium.
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One loud long cheer that goes on
the whole fucking game.
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We're doing millions of rides
a day, dude.
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I am making you what your
comic books of your generation
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would call filthy rich.
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All right, all right.
You want a standing ovation?
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Fine, I'll stand up and clap.
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But this isn't about my opinion.
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It's about trying to turn
public opinion.
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You know, I...
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I don't mind kicking the drivers
a few bucks each time.
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So why not make it a feature?
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After everything
we just said about trust?
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Did that whole Manichaean
comment just miss you, dude?
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Look, some people got murdered.
That is a terrible thing.
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But let's not jump to asinine
solutions like tipping and IDs
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that blow up our
frictionless experience
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just because that's our only
idea right now.
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All right.
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All right.
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I move we put the question to a
formal vote at the next meeting.
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Seconded.
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Hey, uh, let's talk
Code Conference.
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Oh, yeah? There's someone
you want me to dazzle?
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Investor? Journalist?
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I'm your prize show jumper,
ready to leap.
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Just point me
to the fucking fence.
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I know you can clear anything,
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but potential articles
about you partying at a resort
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right after a murder.
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So why don't you just lay low,
relax?
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David, it's Code Conference.
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It's Silicon Valley's elite
in concentrated form.
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If I don't go, then
my competitors fill the vacuum.
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That's not an option.
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I'll see you there.
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Fucking Gurley, man.
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We've got a more
pressing situation.
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Go ahead, you want to yap, yap.
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Nine days
since we sent the update
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to the App Store for approval.
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What? Nine days?
No, that is way too long.
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The version that's up right now
is fucking buggy.
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It crashes like half the time
the user tries to update
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their pickup locations,
150,000 dropped trips a day.
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We're losing $4 million
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every day this update
doesn't come out.
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00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,880
Maybe it's a glitch.
Maybe Apple is just bogged down.
255
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,131
There's a ton of new code
in the build,
256
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,466
plus the new language functions.
257
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,718
The App Store does not
get bogged down.
258
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,136
Eddy Cue doesn't allow that.
259
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,180
Maybe...
260
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,893
Maybe he knows
the other thing.
261
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,360
You buried it deep, right?
262
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,404
-Right?
-Yes.
263
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,242
Yes, yes. He can't know.
264
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,162
All right, then cool.
265
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,456
I mean, I'm gonna
see Eddy Cue at Code, right?
266
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,999
I'll work him over.
I'll say, like,
267
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,376
he's not trying to hurt us,
you know.
268
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,002
He needs us.
269
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,004
We're the number one app
in the App Store, right?
270
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,673
If Uber's all glitchy
and we're losing users,
271
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,966
it's not just us losing.
272
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,676
Apple loses too, okay?
273
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,135
I go to Code, I crush it.
274
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,679
By the way,
then the board sees
275
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,806
-they can't vote against me.
276
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,489
Yeah, let me introduce you.
277
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,783
Hey, I found her
wandering around out front.
278
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,494
New hire on your
Site Reliability Section,
279
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,329
so I know she's a rock star.
280
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,123
I mean, I'm an engineer, not a--
281
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,251
Leave her with me so I can give
her the rock star treatment.
282
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,338
I knew I hired on
at the right place.
283
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,591
Yeah. No doubt.
See you around the water cooler.
284
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,510
I remember your résumé.
285
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,262
Double major from Penn
in physics.
286
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,222
And, wait, don't tell me,
all right?
287
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,892
I love a woman
who does double Penn.
288
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,935
Philosophy.
289
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,773
I'm really excited
to be working here.
290
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,734
Feels like sailing
over the moon.
291
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,736
Poetic.
292
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,529
Uh, where did you grow up?
293
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,906
Where'd you go to high school?
294
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,532
Homeschooled.
Self-taught, really.
295
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,117
In Arizona.
296
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,036
You don't look homeschooled.
297
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,165
I've been studying
our platform,
298
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,250
and I already have ideas
on how to begin
299
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,127
standardizing some of our
microservices.
300
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,171
A self-starter.
301
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,883
You'll do well here.
302
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:30,721
Uh, just, um, pick any spot
to work and dive right in.
303
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,805
Okay.
304
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:46,028
Habibti, I'm going
to stay in the city tonight.
305
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613
Can't you come home?
306
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,406
Got to get an early start.
You know that.
307
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,116
So wake up early.
308
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,743
I'll get up with you,
make strong coffee.
309
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,329
I get more sleep this way.
310
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,997
Where will you stay?
311
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,334
With a driver friend.
312
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,127
He has an extra bedroom.
313
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,171
The money is worthless
if I never see you.
314
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,547
If the kids don't.
315
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,424
Quality time in the dark
isn't so great
316
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,343
when I can't pay
the electricity bill.
317
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,807
I'll see you tomorrow.
318
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,169
TK, Eddy Cue, nine o'clock.
319
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,546
Going in hot.
320
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,220
Now, whose plus-one are you?
321
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,390
Oh, you're with the waitstaff?
I'll take a dry gin martini.
322
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,892
I can't say I'm exactly happy
323
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,560
to see you here
tonight though, huh?
324
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,228
-Why is that, Travis?
-'Cause you should be
325
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,231
in your office rubber-stamping
our app update.
326
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,983
Come on, your guys
are killing me.
327
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,401
Can you put a boot
in someone's ass, get this done?
328
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,403
Sure thing, TK.
Anything for you.
329
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,405
It's my raison d'être.
330
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,574
And text me a list of what else
you'd like me to do for you.
331
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,159
I didn't mean it like that.
332
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,577
I'm just saying,
I got to get this done.
333
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,245
My guys are all over me.
334
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,081
Okay.
335
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,510
Oh, look at this.
336
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,512
Picture me and Sergey Brin
in TechCrunch
337
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,971
jamming over dinner.
338
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,389
Think the board
can shut their mouths
339
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,724
about our public image problem,
huh?
340
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,941
-Sergey, it's such a pleasure.
-It's so good to see you.
341
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,111
I never thought
I'd say this,
342
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,404
but he is totally pulling off
those Crocs.
343
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,865
Sergey, it's a pleasure.
344
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,409
Yeah, for him,
the Crocs are a power move.
345
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,248
Hi, partner.
346
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,791
It's great to be
breaking bread with you.
347
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,084
Is this, uh, table four?
348
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,877
I'm supposed
to be at table four.
349
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,096
-Hello. Hi, how are you?
-Hi.
350
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,430
Pleasure. I'm Sergey.
351
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,974
Gabi.
352
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,185
Our endgame is to build
the TCP/IP for real life.
353
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,062
Like, I want to be
the packet switching
354
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,064
for the physical world.
355
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,192
Well, you'd first have to turn
each shipment and passenger
356
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,486
into the same uniform size.
357
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,697
That's what they said
to the Wright brothers
358
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,116
about fixed-wing
air travel, right?
359
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,451
That was a different problem
entirely.
360
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,371
No, I know that.
I'm just saying it's--
361
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,083
So, um, your mother
is from Beijing, Gabi?
362
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,835
Have you ever been?
363
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,171
Uh, no, only once
when I was a baby.
364
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,047
But I've got relatives that
I'm hoping to go and meet--
365
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,301
Hold on, did you have research
done on her or something?
366
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,970
I bet you could give me a bio
367
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,430
on, like,
everybody in this room, huh?
368
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,307
Oh, I was just asking
369
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,852
where she was from
while you were ordering, man.
370
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,857
So when you go, uh, you should
take the Hutong Food Tour.
371
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,777
They're these alleyways
with different stalls.
372
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,529
-Each stall has its-- oh...
- Sergey!
373
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,705
Uh, each stall is another
sort of exotic, uh, delicacy.
374
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,124
I ate a snow leopard paw.
375
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,044
The paw of a snow leopard.
376
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:15,881
What they do is they take
the leopard's paw and crack it.
377
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,302
You think you know her,
378
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,845
but that's just 'cause
you know her name.
379
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,514
Arianna Huffington.
380
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,558
This is not somebody
who says the first thing
381
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,560
that pops into her cabeza,
Daddy-o.
382
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,730
If a chess grandmaster
is always three steps ahead,
383
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,440
this gal is on
the moving sidewalk
384
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,067
while you're still
tying your shoestrings.
385
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,902
She started a news
and culture website
386
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,237
where the writers
didn't get paid
387
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,446
fucking dick for their writing.
388
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,407
And she went ahead and sold it
for $300 million.
389
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,703
And she was just getting
her motor revving.
390
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,871
-[waiter[ Sir.
-Thank you.
391
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:55,128
The notorious
bad boy of tech.
392
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,340
Were you offended
by my Boober comment too?
393
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,300
Because I'll tell you
what I told my publicist,
394
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,094
I'm not going
on an apology tour.
395
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,263
Offended? Darling,
you're talking to someone
396
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:08,100
who's had to sit at meals with
Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan.
397
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,435
Listen to them talk.
398
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,229
Find common ground.
399
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,356
The people who would--
thank you.
400
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,900
Who would take offense
at you crowing a little bit
401
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,403
just don't understand.
402
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,446
Every successful person
I know
403
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,949
enjoys their success
in their own way.
404
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,119
Or they don't
stay successful very long.
405
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,788
And they certainly
don't feel it.
406
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,500
No, serving yourself
is serving your company,
407
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,960
which is serving the world.
408
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,336
I'm--
409
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,630
I know who you are,
Miss Huffington.
410
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,173
-Arianna, please.
-Arianna.
411
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,301
And, yes, you are so right.
412
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,136
This is what I was trying
to tell my board.
413
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,971
They didn't even want me
to show up here.
414
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,848
So many young founders
burn out quickly.
415
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,642
Here one year,
gone the next.
416
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,271
Because they stopped listening
to their own voice.
417
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,690
Or because they only
listen to it.
418
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,651
But you, Travis,
419
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,194
when I look at you,
420
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,071
I can see
that you belong here.
421
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,656
Damn straight I do.
422
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,907
Uber isn't going
anywhere, and neither am I.
423
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,909
-Good.
-You know what?
424
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:11,079
You should give us
a ride sometime.
425
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,207
If you like it, tweet about us.
And my contact's on there too.
426
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,963
You are good.
427
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,299
I'm seeing it all.
428
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,009
I love it.
429
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,596
If you think you see it all,
give it another think.
430
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,431
Tamara!
431
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,907
I got you a drink.
432
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,492
Why? I'm sober.
433
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,993
Oh.
434
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,536
Fucked that up. Sorry.
435
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,664
No, I'll be able to resist,
trust me.
436
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,041
Okay.
437
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,876
Well, more for me,
I guess.
438
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,213
Um, I think it's really cool
that you got to come to Code.
439
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,590
I'm really glad you're here.
440
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,342
-Yeah, I know, right?
-Yeah.
441
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,094
It's nice to see all the hard
work paying off, you know?
442
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,513
Finally made it
to the VIP dinner.
443
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,808
Where you belong, for sure.
444
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,143
Ohh.
445
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,479
-To the VIP dinner.
- Yeah! There you go.
446
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,233
Well, I'll be at the hotel pool
tonight if, uh, you should...
447
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,568
Oh, I think-- I'll see
what Travis wants to do.
448
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,904
Hey, I'm kind of tired.
You ready to go?
449
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,072
Yeah. Sure.
450
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,742
It was so nice to meet you.
451
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,411
And you, Gabi.
452
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,218
Next time you could try being
a little more professional.
453
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,137
I was just being polite.
454
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,763
You told me
to impress him.
455
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,598
Not by letting him think
you wanted to fuck him.
456
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,435
If I wanted to,
I could be right now
457
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,603
rather than sitting here
and taking this shit from you.
458
00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,980
I didn't say
you really wanted to.
459
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,273
I'm saying
that's what he thought.
460
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,774
You know, Travis,
I have two moves in that spot.
461
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,526
Walk away, stand in.
462
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,486
I didn't want to make a scene
and embarrass you.
463
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,655
Well, you did both.
It's okay.
464
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,490
Tomorrow, I'll just go
to the events by myself,
465
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,783
because I need Sergey
to like me.
466
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,952
To focus on me, not you.
467
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,058
Hey.
468
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:41,480
Um, something happened
last night.
469
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,649
I was talking
to Gil and, um...
470
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,402
He, uh...
471
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,321
What? Tell me.
472
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,115
He touched me.
473
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,784
What? That piece of shit.
Are you okay?
474
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,369
Yeah, I...I'm good.
I just--
475
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,538
I want to make sure
it doesn't happen again.
476
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,457
Okay.
477
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,334
I need to know
exactly what happened.
478
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:08,965
I need to know how badly
I'm gonna fuck this guy up.
479
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,678
Uh, he...
480
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,847
Could I get a Diet Coke
with a lime?
481
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:20,727
I will have what she's having,
but put rum in mine.
482
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,855
Hey, we should totally go
for a walk on that beach pass.
483
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,156
I mean, I stopped him,
but yeah.
484
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,950
Yeah, that never
should have happened.
485
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,826
-I really wish it hadn't.
-Listen, don't worry.
486
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,537
I'm gonna take care of you,
okay? I got it.
487
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:41,373
I'm gonna dismantle
that motherfucker.
488
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,543
Okay?
489
00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:45,627
Yeah.
490
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,214
I swear to God, Jesus...
491
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,049
Fucking asshole.
492
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,384
It's fucked up.
493
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,270
You good?
You want anything?
494
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,732
Not hungry? Okay.
495
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,746
Bravo!
496
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,081
Very cool, Sergey.
497
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,958
The future is here.
498
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,461
Yeah, we have a good
feeling about this tech.
499
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:13,131
Um, but yeah, I said that
about Google Glass, so...
500
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,134
I think top
of everyone's mind
501
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,719
is the incredible potential
with this dev.
502
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:21,264
Owning a car
could become antiquated.
503
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,184
The entire insurance industry
could disappear.
504
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:28,229
Uh, is Google
considering starting
505
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,939
a self-driving
ride-hailing service?
506
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:35,820
Well, the only thing
I can say about that is, uh,
507
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,656
anything is possible.
508
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,212
Hey, Drummond!
509
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,342
So that whole "lay low" thing,
that was bullshit, right?
510
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,678
You didn't want me to come here
so I wouldn't see that.
511
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,513
So I'd just hear about it
and then settle down
512
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,139
before you had
to deal with me.
513
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,016
The settling down part
makes sense, TK. Do it.
514
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,518
Yeah, I almost feel like it,
because my own investors
515
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,144
are plotting
to render Uber obsolete.
516
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,480
-Plotting? Plotting? Sergey...
-Sergey just got on stage,
517
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,400
and he demonstrated
the intention and the means
518
00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,360
of my demise
while smiling for the camera.
519
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,195
Not the plan at all.
Think about it, TK.
520
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,823
We just invested 250 mil
with you.
521
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,367
Why would we throw a grenade
and run right into it?
522
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,952
I don't know,
but that's what Sergey said.
523
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,246
You heard him. Did he tell you
to ask me not to come?
524
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,624
Is he trying to get me
out of the way, or is Larry?
525
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,253
Larry and Sergey don't really
know who you are, TK.
526
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,965
I find that a little hard
to believe.
527
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,758
Sergey was trying to climb
into my girlfriend
528
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,969
pretty good last night.
529
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,012
Well, I think that was more
about her than you,
530
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,223
and proves my point,
because let me tell you
531
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,892
who he wouldn't try
to take a woman from.
532
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:49,894
Zuck or Bezos.
533
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,566
Smart you came looking for me.
534
00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:57,902
That presentation was a direct
attack on you and your business.
535
00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:59,529
Right? But they won't cop to it.
536
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,364
I just lost my cool
with David Drummond.
537
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,783
I couldn't let him stand there
and lie to my face.
538
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,952
But, I mean, he's our highest
profile investor
539
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,620
with a board seat.
540
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,080
Here's what you do.
541
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,749
Find a new investor
with deep pockets,
542
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:13,126
someone you can put
on the board and count on,
543
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,211
to dilute Google's influence.
544
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,881
I mean, I have VCs knocking
on my door every day.
545
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,799
But if I'm gonna
put someone on the board,
546
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,217
I need to trust the fuck
out of them.
547
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,802
I don't trust anybody right now.
548
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,554
Well, I would offer myself
for the position,
549
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,889
but there's a conflict.
550
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,308
HuffPo covers Uber
too closely.
551
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:31,394
Second, you need your own
self-driving tech.
552
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,939
Being the best doesn't matter.
Being first does.
553
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,900
Whether you build it
or buy it,
554
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,569
you need to beat Google
to the product.
555
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,245
Levandowski.
556
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,957
Kalanick.
557
00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:58,421
Now that we dispensed with
fineries, talk, talking man.
558
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,466
You're the one that should be
talking up on that stage.
559
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,927
Sergey was basking
in the light of your work,
560
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,137
but he didn't make this car go,
you did.
561
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,265
And yet they didn't
make you head
562
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,810
of Google's self-driving unit.
It's weird, right?
563
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:15,230
Oh, you can't sow dissent
where it's already growing wild.
564
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,940
They won't let me do
open road tests.
565
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:19,943
Scared of the potential optics
of a crash.
566
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,655
So they promoted a Larry Page
kiss-ass over me.
567
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,157
You got to break
some egg-shaped cars
568
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,952
to make a fucking
self-driving omelet, right?
569
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,787
Exactly.
570
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,831
But I'm the only one
with the stones to say that.
571
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:36,000
You're not the only one.
I've always been my own boss.
572
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,961
I hire geniuses.
573
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,380
I let them say and do
whatever the fuck they want.
574
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,131
Geniuses like you.
575
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,717
Imagine that.
576
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,469
Running your own team.
577
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,346
Calling your own shots.
Isn't that what you want?
578
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,639
That's what I want.
579
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,892
Fuck these guys.
580
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,352
Let's beat them.
581
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,438
Oh, that's insane.
582
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,232
Oh, I know, I know,
they're giants, right?
583
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,942
They are monster
fucking aliens.
584
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,610
And they think
we're the goddamn Looney Tunes.
585
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,363
But guess what?
I'm Michael Jordan.
586
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,698
And so are you.
587
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,201
-How could we both--?
-It's a cartoon.
588
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,161
We make the rules.
That's what I'm saying.
589
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,455
Yeah. Okay.
590
00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:17,166
Taking on Google
with their resources?
591
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,335
It's too crazy.
592
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,545
Too much risk.
593
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,005
Fuck Larry Page.
594
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,299
Fuck Sergey Brin.
Fuck Google, man.
595
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,050
Those guys?
They're the establishment, man.
596
00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,552
We're the renegades.
597
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,178
I take fear,
I mix it up with some Iams.
598
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,681
I feed it to my dog
for breakfast.
599
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,891
Google's on your damn board,
man.
600
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,392
They're calling your shots
601
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,727
no matter how big of a game
you talk.
602
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:37,520
Wrong. Nobody controls me.
603
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,230
Especially my own board.
604
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,025
And I made it so by stealing
from Google's own playbook.
605
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,736
I gave Uber a dual-class
stock structure too.
606
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,279
And me and my boy Garrett,
607
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,531
we are the only ones
with super-voting shares.
608
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,284
I can block anything that any
board member tries to do.
609
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,912
And I can't be fired.
610
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:01,961
You're a devious motherfucker.
611
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,422
I'm a disruptor.
612
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,341
Sometimes that means
being a devious motherfucker.
613
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:09,260
Sometimes it means
being an obnoxious asshole.
614
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,848
When you're ready,
come by my office,
615
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,850
tap on the glass.
616
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,619
"My girlfriend has no problem
finding other partners."
617
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,205
It's not as easy for me,
since I'm always here.
618
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,666
The whole
"open relationship" thing
619
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,751
is working out better for her.
620
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,338
I decided I got to look
around here for someone.
621
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,798
Then you walked in.
622
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,550
L-O-L.
623
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:53,888
Winky face.
624
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,600
Mm, God.
625
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,686
That's pretty pathetic.
626
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,230
-It really is.
627
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,524
I feel kind of bad
for the guy.
628
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,528
I don't.
629
00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,363
It's so easy to just not
say things like that
630
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,156
-to your employees, you know.
-I know.
631
00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:15,952
Just sounds like
he's lonely, though.
632
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,330
But that's not really an excuse.
633
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:23,501
I mean, isn't there a protocol
for these kinds of situations?
634
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,169
You could put in
a complaint.
635
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,006
Craig will be notified.
636
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,757
Technically
it's anonymous,
637
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,718
but he'll probably know
that it came from you.
638
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,930
That's my only option?
639
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,807
Leadership loves Craig.
640
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,183
He's a high performer.
641
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,519
This is a first-time offense
for him.
642
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:45,023
I don't really see a need
to ruin his life
643
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,066
over something so small.
644
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,246
I don't feel comfortable
working under him.
645
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,165
We could switch you
to a different team.
646
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,876
But this is the star team.
647
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:08,421
Because Craig is a star.
648
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,054
You see?
649
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414
Motherfuck! The update's
still not out?
650
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,208
The board thinks
it's coming out today.
651
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,834
Gurley's gonna be
sniffing around our shit
652
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,045
like some fuckin' TSA
Belgian Malinois.
653
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,254
What the hell's
the holdup?
654
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,631
Eddy Cue is friendly,
right?
655
00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,758
Yeah, no, that guy
fuckin' loves me,
656
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,885
which I do not feel
from my own board.
657
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,261
I feel... judged.
658
00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,721
The board is fuckin' legit
659
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,431
being judgy as hell
right now.
660
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:01,974
I want to add somebody else.
661
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:03,434
Board won't add
unless that person
662
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,936
can bring some serious dough.
663
00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,771
No, I know.
664
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,564
Anybody I add's gonna
buy the ride, don't worry.
665
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,358
A huge fuck-you to Drummond.
666
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,402
Exactly. Sequoia...
667
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,321
I mean,
they have the capital,
668
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,323
but fuck them, I'm not
giving them a second chance.
669
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,158
Andreessen, they backed
the other guys.
670
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,701
Plus, him and Gurley,
671
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:23,913
they're like Dom Toretto
and Owen Shaw, so...
672
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,958
Um... oh.
673
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:30,628
What about David Bonderman
at TPG?
674
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,463
TPG?
675
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,298
TPG is Google Ventures'
biggest competitor.
676
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,967
Oh, is it really?
677
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,553
Google will take it
as a declaration of war.
678
00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:42,140
Sergey started the war.
I'm just gonna win it.
679
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,100
Okay, well, to that end,
680
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,643
I can get you TPG,
681
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,645
but not Bonderman.
682
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,981
He'll put a junior on. Doesn't
take board seats anymore.
683
00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:51,315
No, it's gotta be him.
684
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:52,984
True independent.
685
00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,777
I'm saying, I need somebody
that cannot be
686
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,404
fucked with by my opponents.
687
00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:58,698
Then we should go back
to let's find someone else.
688
00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,324
No.
689
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,868
I'm gonna show you something.
690
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,204
See this?
691
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,248
That's Levandowski.
692
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,417
I'm gonna poach him.
He's warming to it.
693
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:13,462
I'm gonna leave these fuckers
with nothing on their plates.
694
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:17,884
Strafing the enemy
while they march, oblivious.
695
00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,635
Genius strategy.
696
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,095
Yeah, but, also,
once we do that,
697
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,055
we have to take it
the whole fuckin' way.
698
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,099
Oh, yeah. Knife-gun-
hospital-morgue.
699
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:28,394
You know, you take from me,
I take tenfold.
700
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,521
They are bigger,
stronger, richer.
701
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,023
We can't forget that.
702
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,357
What did...did
David's best friend
703
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,483
say this shit to David
704
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,693
when he was
loading the rock
705
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,986
into the fuckin' sling?
706
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,279
Oh, you want a sling?
707
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,698
I get you a fuckin' sling
by 3:00.
708
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,034
My job is to lay out
the facts
709
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,535
and have your back
no matter what.
710
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,871
You want to do this,
we fuckin' do it.
711
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,664
Yeah, I've been spoiling
to fight these pricks
712
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,666
ever since they made us
come begging to 'em for money.
713
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,460
I'll get you that meeting
with Bonderman.
714
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,962
Then, well,
it'll be up to you.
715
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:55,963
Let's fuckin' go.
716
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,131
Let's fuckin' go.
717
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,014
Hey, I didn't bring it up,
718
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,725
because I know you're dealing
with a lot right now...
719
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,020
but that interview...
720
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,272
Uh, don't worry about that.
721
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,566
It's a public persona thing.
722
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,735
You know,
Dean Martin drank milk,
723
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,403
but he acted like a drunk.
724
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,405
I mean,
I wish you didn't have to do
725
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:22,740
the posturing part.
726
00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:29,038
But I get it.
727
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,581
And I know the real you.
728
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:36,212
See, I wish I could have you
on my fucking board.
729
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,049
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
730
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,176
Oh, my God.
731
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:45,012
They'd be so distracted by you,
they wouldn't say shit to me.
732
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,931
Can you imagine that?
733
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,726
The best thing about Travis
734
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,770
is he'll run through walls
to win.
735
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:56,440
The worst thing about him is,
he thinks everything's a wall.
736
00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,442
Have you lost faith in him?
737
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:01,279
No. No.
738
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,655
It's just that he's got
unfettered power,
739
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,156
which we helped give him,
740
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,908
and he's spinning
off course a bit.
741
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,619
We just need to be his bumpers.
742
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,621
Help keep this thing
from heading toward the gutter.
743
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:15,293
We redirect him in a small way.
He sees that it's better.
744
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,627
Then we can work with him.
745
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,170
I get it,
but Travis has more power
746
00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,840
than any of us
because of his super shares.
747
00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,175
Exactly.
748
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,969
Our hope is to team up.
749
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,887
We can't bully him.
750
00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:30,808
But if we sit back right now,
we do nothing, might lose him.
751
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,144
Might not be able
to reach him again.
752
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,107
Now is the moment
for intervention.
753
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:44,071
So on the tipping thing,
we need your vote.
754
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,073
Oh, I see that.
755
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,075
I see that you do.
756
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,833
Look, Travis threw a tantrum
in front of me at Code.
757
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,126
At me, really.
758
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,503
I didn't like how he talked
759
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,839
about my guys
Larry and Sergey.
760
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,344
That ego is getting in the way.
It needs to be checked.
761
00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,973
I'm in.
762
00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:26,739
David fucking Bonderman.
763
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,116
Bondo.
764
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,912
Guy manages about a trillion
765
00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:35,247
through the private
equity shop, TPG.
766
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,878
His investments sprinkle fairy
dust throughout the Valley.
767
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,840
Unparalleled brutality
in the boardroom.
768
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:50,096
This guy is
the motherfucking ringer.
769
00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:52,848
Revenue. Growth projections.
Some security measures.
770
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,308
Do you want to go through
any of that?
771
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,685
I don't pick pepper
out of fly shit.
772
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,229
I know the numbers.
773
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,147
You want my $90 million,
774
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,526
you should know a board seat
comes our way in exchange.
775
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,820
Not our way. Comes to you.
776
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,738
Oh, I don't do that anymore.
777
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,409
I have a suite full
of vice presidents to pick from.
778
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,828
One of them will take the seat
and get granular.
779
00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:15,663
No deal. It's got to be you.
780
00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:18,332
Not sure you know
what you're asking.
781
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,918
-I have to put juniors
782
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,838
in these board seats because of
the scale of our operation.
783
00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:27,550
Downside is, a younger man
might get swayed by a founder.
784
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,135
I won't.
785
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,388
No puppet strings attached.
786
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,934
I call my own shots and cast
my votes the way I see fit.
787
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:41,605
That isn't exactly what some
past operators were looking for.
788
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,607
And they learned the hard way.
789
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,276
Well, that is what
I'm looking for.
790
00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:47,278
So if it's not your ass
in the seat,
791
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,405
$90 million or not,
792
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,657
no deal.
793
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,926
-David.
794
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,303
See you soon.
795
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,684
Fuck yeah.
796
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,230
-It's the entire list.
-Oh, my God. Yeah, okay.
797
00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,900
-This is it.
-Here he is.
798
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,485
So Olivia Longociu
just published
799
00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:30,905
our entire list
of data access permissions.
800
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:34,658
-You goin' to the sandwich shop?
-Yeah, let's do it.
801
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,962
So I know for sure
that Maia's fucking someone.
802
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,506
That sucks.
803
00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:49,840
How'd you find out?
804
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:50,925
For real?
805
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:57,556
I looked at her GPS data
through Heaven.
806
00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,227
She Ubered to a residential
address on Saturday night,
807
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,395
and didn't leave
until Sunday morning.
808
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,357
If you find a trail of gold,
809
00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:08,192
you can't be sad
when it runs out.
810
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,902
Just be glad you got some gold.
811
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:18,118
-All of them?
- Yes, all of them.
812
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,163
Everyone who reads it will know
that we access users' messages,
813
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,456
cameras, contacts, GPS,
814
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,999
even after the app's
been closed.
815
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,877
The comments on this article
are animated.
816
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,171
Animated? I mean,
they're inflamed.
817
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,341
Okay, okay, we're gonna
handle this directly, all right?
818
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,385
We're gonna put out a release,
talk about the context
819
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,345
of all of our data access
permissions.
820
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:40,224
-Apple just rejected the update.
-Shit. Did Cue see the article?
821
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,232
Eddy, what's up, man?
822
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:51,026
Travis, your build breaks
dozens of App Store rules.
823
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,570
It's an abomination.
824
00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,905
Okay, look, I'm sure we can
figure this out.
825
00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:57,533
User privacy is the goddamned
first tenet of Apple.
826
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,577
You're following
your customers home.
827
00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:02,830
We have very legitimate reasons
for why we access the data.
828
00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,582
Change it, all of it,
829
00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,000
if you want to stay
in the App Store.
830
00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,585
Otherwise, we will erase Uber.
831
00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,924
You got it, Eddy.
I'll fix it.
832
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,264
I've never heard of Eddy Cue
calling a CEO directly.
833
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,766
Yeah. Fuck, that's scary.
834
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:27,187
Our entire business depends
on staying in the App Store.
835
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:30,357
This is bad, Travis. I mean,
this really is apocalyptic bad.
836
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,359
Am I surrounded by a bunch
of doomsday preppers now?
837
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,111
-Is that what's happening?
-Wait, wait, wait.
838
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,113
If Apple wanted to execute us,
839
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,116
Tim Cook would have
called himself.
840
00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:41,452
We're one of the biggest apps
of all time.
841
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:44,079
That is true.
842
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,081
And they know we know that.
843
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:47,791
It's a bluff.
844
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,294
They're bluffing.
845
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,467
Okay, but just because you know
someone's bluffing,
846
00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:59,595
that doesn't mean it's your
moment to make a stand.
847
00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,352
Change the app.
We're gonna play by the rules.
848
00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,103
Do it now, fast.
Thank you, everybody.
849
00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,277
Good read.
850
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:18,364
Where'd you get that, uh,
that bit about bluffing?
851
00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:19,615
Bill Gurley.
852
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:22,576
Smart guy, right?
853
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,002
Bill motherfucking Gurley.
854
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,007
Will you get me
a six-pack of Pacifico?
855
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,857
What's up?
856
00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:56,360
-Olivia Lungociu.
-Journalist at Madding Crowd
857
00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:57,569
just fucked us hard
in her column.
858
00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,697
Open her up
quick and quiet.
859
00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:02,199
She needs to be
fucking neutralized.
860
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,159
I'll see what I can find.
861
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,161
The more personal,
the better.
862
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,752
Hey.
863
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,003
Uh...
864
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:21,552
Travis said that you were upset
the other night in L.A.
865
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,806
Yeah, uh...
866
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:29,226
I'm sorry.
Like, I was drunk.
867
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,394
So...
868
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,605
Um...
869
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,694
but you went
to our fucking boss?
870
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,237
Like, I thought
you had balls.
871
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,406
I'm sorry, "balls"?
872
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,783
You're employee
number four.
873
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,996
Plus, I thought you were...
874
00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,373
down.
875
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,750
For fuck's sake.
876
00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,184
-Hey, TK.
877
00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:12,811
-Yeah?
-That thing we, uh,
878
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,147
talked about,
the, uh, Gil situation.
879
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,565
Yeah.
880
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,525
You handled it, right?
881
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,652
Absolutely. Yeah, I told him
to knock it off.
882
00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:23,864
And if he didn't, then I would
punch his ticket out of here
883
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,617
and out of the whole
legal profession.
884
00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,745
That's it?
885
00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:34,082
What else?
886
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,084
He's not gonna do it again.
887
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,377
If he does,
you just let me know.
888
00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,588
Maybe that doesn't mean so much
889
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,715
coming from the Boober guy.
890
00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:45,761
It's a persona.
891
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,387
Why doesn't anybody
understand this?
892
00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:49,640
Dean Martin drank milk.
893
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:52,726
What? No, that was counter-spin.
He had fucking liver failure.
894
00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:56,313
Okay, look, I already have
a girlfriend and a mom
895
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,065
and two publicists
up my ass about this.
896
00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:01,485
Can you not also try
to climb in right now?
897
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,739
It's just kind of hard
to do my job
898
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,116
when I'm surrounded by creeps.
899
00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,952
Look, you hire the asshole
every time,
900
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:14,039
and then you let them do and say
whatever the fuck they want,
901
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,874
and you're not the one
who has to pay the price.
902
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,709
-I am.
-What would you like me to do?
903
00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,295
Fire him?
904
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,172
Look, if I fired
every asshole in here,
905
00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,383
there'd be no one left.
906
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,220
How about this?
907
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:32,307
How about we focus on what these
assholes are helping us build,
908
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:35,018
and why it takes assholes
to get it done.
909
00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,939
The point-five percent
that you own,
910
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:42,067
that's gonna be worth
tens of millions of dollars.
911
00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:51,410
Yeah.
912
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,132
How did your meeting go?
913
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,095
You got private eyes
following me?
914
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,722
Oh, you know this town.
915
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,682
Nothing stays a secret
for too long.
916
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,559
Or in this company,
it seems.
917
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:22,858
Anyway, uh,
it was a bit unexpected.
918
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,194
He was insistent that I'd be
joining you fellas personally.
919
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,779
That was a term.
920
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,448
Well, that would be ideal.
921
00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,116
The board could use
a little less spinnaker,
922
00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,409
a little more rudder.
923
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:35,454
What'd you tell him?
924
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:37,331
Same thing I'll be telling you.
925
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,582
I'm no bandleader.
926
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,167
No.
927
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,210
And that's what
we're counting on.
928
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,421
You've always responded to good
sense with good sense, David.
929
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:47,007
And we would be
expecting that to continue.
930
00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,176
You'd be joining
at a crucial point.
931
00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:52,429
We need to keep this unicorn
from running right off a cliff.
932
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,060
I'm throwing 89 mil
into this thing,
933
00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,020
and you're telling me
that's a possibility?
934
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,939
No, no, look,
it's just a question
935
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:03,398
of slowing the kid's roll
a little bit,
936
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,485
helping him grow
into the leader he almost is.
937
00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:07,903
Kid's cocky.
938
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,447
He's, uh, flashy.
939
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:12,574
He's brash.
940
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,202
I think most of the greats
have those characteristics.
941
00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:16,453
Or did, at one point.
942
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,080
Agreed.
943
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,082
Travis has all the qualities
944
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:22,584
of an exceptional
founder-slash-CEO.
945
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,670
But he thinks he's still
killing giants.
946
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,296
That's a good way to put it.
947
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:29,091
Hell, you know
how this goes, David.
948
00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:32,469
Just trying to rein the kid in,
that's all.
949
00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:41,311
Shit.
950
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,732
All right.
951
00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:49,277
I trust your take.
How do we play it?
952
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:53,031
We'll persuade Travis to add
another board seat to your deal
953
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,784
and appoint someone you trust.
954
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,078
That'll get us
most of the way to control.
955
00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:07,212
How's it going?
956
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,187
You know what?
957
00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:25,856
Why don't you guys
enjoy these?
958
00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,566
I have no use for them anymore.
959
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,656
Let me get back to you, Rich.
960
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,825
I know you're not happy with me
961
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,661
and how I'm running
my company.
962
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,371
Well, it's nothing
that we can't talk out.
963
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,040
Yeah, that's what I thought
at first.
964
00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:44,499
And I came here
to make peace.
965
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,376
But you know what?
I have an offer instead.
966
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,211
I'll buy back
all of your shares,
967
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:50,338
market value, $300 million,
968
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:52,299
and you can walk away.
969
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,969
That's not what I do.
970
00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,932
I build great companies.
Companies that change the world.
971
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:03,310
I don't take the money and run,
Travis.
972
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:05,729
I'm the guy that stays.
973
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,399
So it's come to this?
974
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:12,527
For Christ's sake,
it doesn't have to.
975
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,739
Listen, your drivers
are miserable.
976
00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:18,408
And if you won't listen to me,
why don't you listen to them?
977
00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,577
And if this trajectory
continues,
978
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,412
people will stop
getting into Ubers.
979
00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:25,665
Aw, just like they're gonna stop
shopping at Walmart
980
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,751
and stop eating at McDonald's?
981
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,419
Everyone knows
those are shitheel companies.
982
00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:31,254
No one gives a solitary fuck,
983
00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:33,548
because the merch is dirt cheap,
and the fries taste delicious.
984
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,759
We consume what we want,
985
00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:38,762
and our brains figure out a way
to justify it later.
986
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,806
And that's why the end
of a drunk night out,
987
00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:42,557
or when you're running late
for work,
988
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,101
or just because
it's fucking raining,
989
00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:45,936
people are gonna keep
pulling out their phones
990
00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:48,772
and ordering an Uber without
giving it a second thought.
991
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,570
Relying on people's worst,
992
00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:57,405
most base instincts
993
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,991
is not a way
to change the world.
994
00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,452
And the board
agrees with me on that.
995
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,496
The majority, anyway.
996
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:07,791
Which is enough for me to get
that vote tomorrow night...
997
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:10,919
and every vote after that.
998
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,171
I wouldn't rely on that.
999
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,801
By the way, we both know why you
don't want to walk away for 300,
1000
00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,427
and it's not
high-fucking-minded either.
1001
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,138
It's because you know
that if you stay,
1002
00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:23,557
your piece is gonna be worth
billions.
1003
00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:49,875
Travis.
1004
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,543
They can't fire me,
1005
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,211
but they can sure as hell
fuck with me.
1006
00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,963
I need your advice.
1007
00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:57,507
No.
1008
00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:59,217
You can't hear my advice
like this.
1009
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,344
We need to get you centered.
1010
00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:02,596
Come.
1011
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,692
I'm not supposed
to do this,
1012
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,028
but I'm going to give you
a mantra.
1013
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:41,134
Close your eyes.
1014
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,395
Let mantra roll around
in your brain.
1015
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,448
Let yourself go deeper.
1016
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:17,045
- Thank you.
- Now, you're ready.
1017
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,049
Let's talk.
1018
00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:26,930
Mm, see, there's a thing--
1019
00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,933
Uh, darling, please sit.
1020
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,435
I can't have you choking.
1021
00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:33,603
Sorry.
1022
00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:38,275
-Napkin.
1023
00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,110
This is what I need
on my board.
1024
00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:41,903
I need someone who knows
when I'm hungry
1025
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,863
and when I need to breathe,
like you.
1026
00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:45,782
You know what I mean?
Everyone else, they're just--
1027
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,617
they're out for themselves.
1028
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,744
You added someone to the board,
and he's gone rogue?
1029
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,413
Yes. Exactly.
David Bonderman.
1030
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,415
Ah, big player.
1031
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,958
strong ally.
1032
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,918
Difficult opponent.
1033
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,254
Exactly, right?
So he's coming in with money.
1034
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,339
But he met
with Drummond and Gurley
1035
00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:03,133
right after we pitched him.
1036
00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:05,260
Then he sends me this email
asking for another seat.
1037
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,137
Says his money
is contingent on that.
1038
00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,888
I thought he was just
being aggressive,
1039
00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,849
but now I know Gurley
is trying to use him against me.
1040
00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,225
I got to ditch the whole deal.
1041
00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,977
-The deal isn't closed?
-No.
1042
00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,021
Not until tomorrow.
I mean, the board votes on it.
1043
00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:17,689
Don't ditch the deal.
1044
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,607
Leave Bonderman on.
1045
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,819
I have an idea.
1046
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,340
I'm taking the team out
for drinks tonight.
1047
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:44,924
Come with us.
1048
00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:46,843
I'll probably just go home.
1049
00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:51,097
It's kind of more like
a team meeting.
1050
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,851
You know, we'll probably
talk upcoming projects.
1051
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:57,896
I wouldn't want to miss it
if I were you.
1052
00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,626
I could use a friend.
1053
00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:23,213
Okay, that's an awkward thing
to say, and we barely--
1054
00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:25,006
-But, yeah, I could.
-Of course.
1055
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,550
Yes, I-I get it. What's up?
1056
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:33,431
Something uncomfortable happened
with my team leader
1057
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,016
on my first day.
1058
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,227
I reported it to HR,
1059
00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:40,313
but she told me I either had
to suck it up or switch teams.
1060
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,113
Switch teams.
1061
00:56:51,282 --> 00:56:52,575
Shit.
1062
00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:56,371
I love this work.
1063
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,541
Plus, then, like,
I'm the one being punished
1064
00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,127
for the shit he did.
His misconduct.
1065
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:06,798
I feel for you, I do.
1066
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,299
And I...
1067
00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:09,926
I fucking relate.
1068
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:12,387
The situation sucks.
1069
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,852
But you chose Uber,
not the ACLU.
1070
00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:20,562
And we basically signed up
1071
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,647
to work in the middle
of Mardi Gras.
1072
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,400
We're not gonna show our tits
for a bunch of beads,
1073
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:29,904
but, you know, there's nothing
we can do to stop the parade.
1074
00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:42,417
Oh.
1075
00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:03,980
What if I were to tell you
1076
00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:07,317
to not completely kill
the old build,
1077
00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:10,195
but to leave it working
underneath the new build?
1078
00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,780
And somehow, like,
make it undetectable.
1079
00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,407
You mean....
1080
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,827
How would you do it?
1081
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,662
Uh, I...
1082
00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:23,500
I would set up a geofence
around Apple HQ.
1083
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:30,298
So anyone looking at Uber's app
from Cupertino
1084
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,592
won't be able to see
the privacy-violating code.
1085
00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:33,676
Mm-hmm.
1086
00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,015
It would look
something like this.
1087
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,231
But outside the geofence?
1088
00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:47,982
We're still collecting
the user data.
1089
00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:50,151
Wow. That's a fucking good idea.
1090
00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:55,156
Do it.
1091
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,033
Do it quickly and alone.
1092
00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:59,452
That is the build
we're resubmitting to Eddy Cue.
1093
00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:19,847
All right,
couple of announcements
1094
00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:21,224
before we get
to scheduled matters.
1095
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,101
Number one,
I fully expect our build
1096
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:26,020
to be approved
by the App Store today.
1097
00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:29,107
We have made sure that there are
no violations of policy,
1098
00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:30,858
no intrusions of privacy.
1099
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,652
None.
1100
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,404
Privacy breaches
have been removed.
1101
00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:36,072
Not accessing cameras,
locations or contacts.
1102
00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,241
Good. As it should be.
Approved.
1103
00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:40,994
Excellent.
1104
00:59:41,035 --> 00:59:42,579
Yep, just got the news.
1105
00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,706
So if you want,
you can check your phones.
1106
00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:47,041
The build is live.
It should be on there.
1107
00:59:54,173 --> 00:59:56,301
Number two,
I am directing resources
1108
00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,261
towards autonomous vehicles.
1109
00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:02,265
And I believe I've aligned on a
great engineer to head that up.
1110
01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:07,937
I just sent Google
my resignation letter.
1111
01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,942
My 20 best techs
are fucking leaving with me.
1112
01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,777
Fuck, yes, dude.
Okay...
1113
01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,988
we wait for the right time,
not too long.
1114
01:00:18,906 --> 01:00:20,199
Then we acquire you.
1115
01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:25,121
Larry and Sergey
are gonna shit themselves.
1116
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:27,373
Larry and Sergey are gonna
shit themselves.
1117
01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:29,125
More on that later,
1118
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,918
but I think it'll go a long way
1119
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,963
to rendering our current
tipping discussion irrelevant.
1120
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,965
Well, and we will have
that discussion.
1121
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:39,594
Long way from ideating
to driverless cars.
1122
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,305
To that end, uh...
1123
01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:44,515
the first real order
of business tonight
1124
01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:48,936
is a vote on bringing in TPG
as a Series C investor,
1125
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:51,814
which will also allow
Mr. David Bonderman
1126
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,149
a seat on the board.
1127
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,026
TPG will also get
a second board seat
1128
01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,487
to be appointed
by Travis and me.
1129
01:00:57,528 --> 01:00:58,821
All in favor?
1130
01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:01,949
Yeah.
1131
01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:04,118
Welcome aboard, Bondo.
1132
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,332
David, might you be thinking
about anyone in particular
1133
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:10,667
for that second seat?
1134
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:13,169
Oh, David and I,
1135
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:15,672
we've already decided
on the second seat.
1136
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,176
Why don't you meet
our newest board member.
1137
01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:34,607
David!
1138
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,948
Lovely to see you again,
Arianna.
1139
01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:48,871
No one's smarter or more attuned
to the moods of the populace
1140
01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,415
at a given time.
1141
01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:52,709
It's like she's psychic.
1142
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,877
Plus, this little girl
right here
1143
01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:57,672
makes one mean
Greek omelet.
1144
01:01:57,714 --> 01:02:00,717
Hmm. I am thrilled
by Uber's potential
1145
01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:03,052
to make the world
a better place,
1146
01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:05,471
and to support Travis's vision
in doing it.
1147
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,682
Thank you, Arianna.
1148
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:10,852
So now I have full confidence
in this board's ability
1149
01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:15,690
to decide what's best
for Uber.
1150
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,569
Should we, uh, have that vote
on tipping now, Billy?
1151
01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:29,620
Withdrawn.
1152
01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:35,918
House of Jealous Lovers
1153
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:45,094
You aren't just a boss,
you are a motherfucking boss!
1154
01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,096
You did it!
1155
01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:48,473
Family business!
1156
01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:49,766
Settled!
1157
01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:54,228
-Hey, yo, where's Gabi?
1158
01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:56,773
Um...
1159
01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:59,317
Fuck it.
Let's just go out.
1160
01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:01,444
Get some Ubers, let's go
to a club of the adult variety.
1161
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,696
-Oh, Gold Club!
-Gold Club!
1162
01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:06,032
Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1163
01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,785
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
1164
01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:12,789
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1165
01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,792
Tits on Travis!
Tits on Travis!
1166
01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:18,294
Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!
1167
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,182
What the fuck?
1168
01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,566
-Yeah, you get fucked up.
1169
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:22,900
All right.
1170
01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,193
We can make it.
1171
01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:27,738
Ready?
1172
01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:30,783
Yo, man.
1173
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,506
I know who you are.
1174
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:46,883
I'm me, man.
1175
01:04:46,924 --> 01:04:48,885
Thanks for all you do,
brother.
1176
01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:59,562
Eddy? Eddy...
1177
01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:02,023
this is a screenshot
of their actual build.
1178
01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:14,744
Tim, you're not
gonna believe the shit
1179
01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:15,953
Uber's trying to pull.
98830
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