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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:25,357 BERNIE: You look brutal, man. 2 00:00:26,859 --> 00:00:28,527 I haven't been to sleep. 3 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:30,829 Well, have you been in to bed? 4 00:00:30,963 --> 00:00:32,297 [CHUCKLES] 5 00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:35,734 -I'm celebrating. -Why? 6 00:00:36,969 --> 00:00:38,637 Six months today I've been back. 7 00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:42,107 -Yeah? Doesn't seem that long. -I know. 8 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:46,211 Whatever happened to Cindy? 9 00:00:46,345 --> 00:00:47,846 -Cindy who? -The one with the blue hair. 10 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:51,950 The one with War and Peace on her back in braille. 11 00:00:52,084 --> 00:00:54,453 She got married or something. 12 00:00:55,087 --> 00:00:56,121 Who cares? 13 00:00:56,255 --> 00:00:58,690 Bern, where did everybody go? 14 00:00:58,824 --> 00:01:00,059 -Who? -Everybody we used to know. 15 00:01:00,192 --> 00:01:02,161 Where did they all go? 16 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,697 I don't know, man. 17 00:01:05,831 --> 00:01:06,932 Away. 18 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:10,035 It's funny how people just disappear. 19 00:01:10,169 --> 00:01:12,604 Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. 20 00:01:17,476 --> 00:01:19,945 Ten years, and all this will be ours. 21 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,780 Can't wait. 22 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:24,216 We'll call the shots, we'll run the show. 23 00:01:24,349 --> 00:01:26,351 Pay the bills. 24 00:01:26,485 --> 00:01:29,655 -Make the money. -Clean up the mess. 25 00:01:29,788 --> 00:01:33,525 -Why is life so weird? -But, you're noble. 26 00:01:34,259 --> 00:01:35,594 Christians. 27 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:39,765 Take the day off. We'll go to my place, 28 00:01:39,898 --> 00:01:41,667 drink vodka and watch cartoons. 29 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,470 Yeah? I've used up all my sick days. 30 00:01:44,603 --> 00:01:48,474 -You're getting boring, Bern. -Must be my age. 31 00:01:50,175 --> 00:01:51,276 -Call me. -Sure. 32 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,479 -Right. Later. -Later. 33 00:01:54,313 --> 00:01:57,282 [MUSIC PLAYING] 34 00:03:14,459 --> 00:03:17,062 This girl and her boyfriend 35 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,130 are driving to their 36 00:03:18,263 --> 00:03:19,765 high school prom. 37 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:24,303 They are taking this back road, 38 00:03:24,436 --> 00:03:28,507 when all of a sudden the car runs out of gas. 39 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:30,909 Right? 40 00:03:34,713 --> 00:03:38,317 The boyfriend tells the girl to wait in the back seat 41 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:41,420 while he finds somewhere to get gas. 42 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:43,288 She doesn't want to, 43 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:46,124 but she's in high heels and everything. 44 00:03:46,258 --> 00:03:48,827 [SCOFFS] So she says she'll wait. 45 00:03:50,095 --> 00:03:51,530 She's scared. 46 00:03:52,898 --> 00:03:57,869 The boyfriend leaves, and the girl gets into the back seat, 47 00:03:58,003 --> 00:04:01,473 -and hides under the blanket. -[GRUNTS] 48 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,243 And then a long time later 49 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:06,278 she hears this sound, 50 00:04:08,113 --> 00:04:10,482 and it's like this tapping... 51 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:15,220 Only wet! 52 00:04:15,354 --> 00:04:17,356 [MAN GRUNTS] 53 00:04:17,489 --> 00:04:20,125 And it was like somebody knocking. 54 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,493 [GRUNTS] 55 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,462 Thank you very much. 56 00:04:30,569 --> 00:04:32,070 I know who you are. 57 00:04:33,305 --> 00:04:34,740 No, you don't. 58 00:04:34,873 --> 00:04:36,241 You used to have a TV show. 59 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,943 You've confused yourself. 60 00:04:38,076 --> 00:04:41,013 -You played a kid named Toby. -Nope. 61 00:04:42,414 --> 00:04:44,516 You are David McMillan, right? 62 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:46,418 Discovered again. 63 00:04:47,953 --> 00:04:50,889 Do you still do, you know, TV stuff? 64 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:53,659 It's called acting, and, no, I don't. 65 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:54,960 Why not? 66 00:04:55,093 --> 00:04:58,797 I find being a waiter more artistically satisfying. 67 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:13,045 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 68 00:05:31,296 --> 00:05:32,998 [CAR ENGINE REVVING] 69 00:06:15,474 --> 00:06:17,042 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 70 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,641 [WOMAN GASPS] 71 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,482 Honey, I'm homo. 72 00:07:00,819 --> 00:07:02,220 -Hi. -Hi. 73 00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:08,527 Oh, I feel like I just fucked a football team. 74 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,829 -Good money? -Of course. 75 00:07:12,164 --> 00:07:14,065 MAN ON TV: Until 10 days ago, 76 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:16,902 Lin and Wintu had lived their two and a half years 77 00:07:17,035 --> 00:07:19,638 in a hospital in Rangoon, Burma. 78 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:21,173 The twin boys were normal 79 00:07:21,306 --> 00:07:22,240 from the waist up, 80 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:23,642 but were joined 81 00:07:23,775 --> 00:07:24,676 from just below their diaphragms 82 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,178 through their pelvis. 83 00:07:26,311 --> 00:07:29,014 And shared a pair of legs and organs. 84 00:07:29,147 --> 00:07:31,316 Now at Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children 85 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:34,920 -they have been separated... -What are you reading? 86 00:07:35,053 --> 00:07:39,257 CANDY: Teach Me How to Love by Lynda Carlyle. 87 00:07:39,391 --> 00:07:42,761 It's about a small town girl that moves to New York 88 00:07:42,894 --> 00:07:46,264 and makes it big in the fashion industry. 89 00:07:46,398 --> 00:07:48,567 Sounds charming. 90 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:52,604 How do I drag out the phrase, "It's shit" for three columns? 91 00:07:52,737 --> 00:07:55,006 You'll find a way. 92 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,541 MAN ON TV: The head of the surgical team, 93 00:07:56,675 --> 00:07:57,943 Dr. William Divine, 94 00:07:58,076 --> 00:08:01,112 considers the operation a success... 95 00:08:01,246 --> 00:08:04,149 You're not encouraging that stupid cat, are you? 96 00:08:04,282 --> 00:08:05,617 No. 97 00:08:07,752 --> 00:08:09,221 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 98 00:08:09,354 --> 00:08:11,056 MAN ON TV: They're becoming more and more common. 99 00:08:11,189 --> 00:08:13,191 Two years ago, two children, joined at the head... 100 00:08:13,325 --> 00:08:19,531 Well, would you let this man do unspeakable things to your body? 101 00:08:19,664 --> 00:08:22,501 CANDY: Absolutely. 102 00:08:22,634 --> 00:08:24,703 I have a blind date with destiny. 103 00:08:24,836 --> 00:08:27,072 Sure you do. 104 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:29,441 If Bernie calls, tell him I'll call him later. 105 00:08:29,574 --> 00:08:31,176 Right. 106 00:08:31,309 --> 00:08:32,644 You eat today? 107 00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:34,579 Ah, yeah, a bit. 108 00:08:34,713 --> 00:08:37,582 Eat something. You look a little drawn. 109 00:08:37,716 --> 00:08:39,885 I will. Ciao. 110 00:09:13,051 --> 00:09:15,887 -[CHUCKLES] Hi. -DAVID: Hey! 111 00:09:18,089 --> 00:09:19,624 -On your way out? -Night's wastin'. 112 00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:21,092 You haven't called in a while. 113 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:23,862 -I will soon. -You better have fun. 114 00:09:23,995 --> 00:09:25,764 -Always do. -Bye. 115 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:27,465 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 116 00:09:27,599 --> 00:09:29,200 ♪ Rhythm is a dancer 117 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:31,069 ♪ Rhythm ♪ 118 00:09:31,202 --> 00:09:32,971 ♪ You can feel it, you can feel it ♪ 119 00:09:33,104 --> 00:09:37,142 ♪ Rhythm is a dancer, rhythm is a dancer ♪ 120 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,055 [MOUTHING] 121 00:10:03,201 --> 00:10:04,569 -How's it going? -Not bad. 122 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:07,305 -It's good to see you. -You, too. 123 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,174 Why didn't you tell me? 124 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:10,675 You never showed up long enough for me to tell you anything. 125 00:10:10,809 --> 00:10:12,110 Asshole. 126 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:16,781 There's a shooting of Ray Bradbury in town. 127 00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:19,951 -Oh, yeah? -Lucy's casting. 128 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:22,320 -Waiting tables pays better. -[CHUCKLES] 129 00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:25,423 Hey, why don't you go up for more stage stuff? 130 00:10:25,557 --> 00:10:27,125 Too long, Sal. 131 00:10:27,258 --> 00:10:29,127 -You're good, David. -Thank you. 132 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:31,429 -You got a joint? -Always. 133 00:10:31,563 --> 00:10:33,665 -Let's go outside. -No. 134 00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,803 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 135 00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:52,083 [CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO] 136 00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:55,086 [SIREN BLARING] 137 00:11:01,326 --> 00:11:03,061 I'm stoned. 138 00:11:24,749 --> 00:11:26,117 [UNZIPPING] 139 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:28,820 Is this safe? 140 00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:31,723 Are you interested in living in a world 141 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:33,391 where it's not? 142 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,794 Good point. 143 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:39,798 Ah. 144 00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,735 [DOOR CLOSING] 145 00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:49,974 There's a spot on my futon. 146 00:11:50,742 --> 00:11:52,177 Oh, my God. 147 00:11:58,249 --> 00:12:00,719 I guess, it's either pizza or Vaseline. 148 00:12:00,852 --> 00:12:02,554 Where did it come from? 149 00:12:02,687 --> 00:12:04,022 I don't know. 150 00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:11,930 Maybe, somebody broke into our apartment and rubbed pizza on our futon. 151 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:13,965 We'll get it cleaned. 152 00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:18,737 Get lucky? 153 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,505 Got blown. 154 00:12:20,638 --> 00:12:22,373 ...clear up a little bit as we move into the Prairies. 155 00:12:22,507 --> 00:12:25,543 There is, however, a slight ozone warning today 156 00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:26,711 for Eastern Manitoba 157 00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:27,946 and for Western Ontario... 158 00:12:28,079 --> 00:12:29,481 I worry about you, darling. 159 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,015 You should get out more often. 160 00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:33,918 -Sleep around a bit. -With the men in this town? 161 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:35,019 You're joking. 162 00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:37,055 No, no. We have some fine men. 163 00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:39,657 I need someone who will hang around for my orgasm. 164 00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:42,227 Then stop dating straight men. 165 00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:46,898 I have already tried that with you. 166 00:12:47,031 --> 00:12:48,566 I was a trainee fag at the time, 167 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,735 there's a difference. 168 00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:53,104 [INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV] 169 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,274 I remember you liking it. 170 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,343 It was okay. 171 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,079 [LAUGHS] 172 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,048 Not really me, though. 173 00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:11,723 WOMAN 1 ON TV: The Miami and Fort Lauderdale areas have been averaging... 174 00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:15,293 Maybe I'd have better luck with women. 175 00:13:15,426 --> 00:13:18,630 I don't know, Candy, I can't see you as a dyke. 176 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:20,865 Please, I'd be a lesbian. 177 00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:27,872 -Are you serial? -Um, slightly serial. 178 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,442 I don't have much luck with men. 179 00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:34,245 That's not an exclusively female problem. 180 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,414 Most of my friends are homosexuals. 181 00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,483 So are mine, but I'm not a lesbian. 182 00:13:38,616 --> 00:13:39,751 I'm going to bed. 183 00:13:39,884 --> 00:13:41,886 Let's order a medium Rose Bowl pizza 184 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:45,623 with pepperoni, mushrooms and green peppers and discuss your sexual prizes. 185 00:13:45,757 --> 00:13:47,592 I'd sooner drink piss. 186 00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:52,397 -Good night. -Good night. 187 00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,299 WOMAN ON TV: Shower activity in Vancouver 188 00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,100 with a high of 12 degrees. 189 00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:57,602 Scattered showers as well for Edmonton today 190 00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:59,204 at a high of eight degrees 191 00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:01,706 and a brisk eight as well in Prince Rupert. 192 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,809 MAN 1 ON TV: Contaminated air from them... 193 00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:08,112 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 194 00:14:08,246 --> 00:14:10,615 MAN 2 ON TV: Fire on the painted finish of this car. 195 00:14:10,748 --> 00:14:12,517 -Look at the acid burning in the spray paint. -[DOORBELL RINGING] 196 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,854 Look at the egg frying on the hood of this truck... 197 00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:18,356 -Yes? -BERNIE: Hey, it's me. 198 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:24,462 Come on in. 199 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,266 Rough night? 200 00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:33,838 -Did you catch the game? -Damn, I missed it again. 201 00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:36,908 -What happened? -A little scuffle. 202 00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:49,821 Here, you do it. 203 00:14:49,954 --> 00:14:51,356 So, why didn't you call me back? 204 00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,891 'Cause I hate your fucking guts. 205 00:14:53,024 --> 00:14:54,626 Good. I thought you were avoiding me. 206 00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:55,960 Hmm. So, what's up? 207 00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:57,929 [SIGHS] I need a place to crash, man. 208 00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:00,331 Mi casa es su casa. 209 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,467 Excuse me? 210 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,701 [LAUGHS] 211 00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:08,339 So, no girlfriend tonight? 212 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:13,411 Everybody needs a break sometimes. 213 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:16,281 So, who won the game? 214 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:17,949 -We did. -DAVID: Excellent. 215 00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:19,550 Good night, Bern. 216 00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:22,253 -David? -Yeah? 217 00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:25,089 When you were away, I missed ya. 218 00:15:25,823 --> 00:15:28,026 Thanks, Bern. Night. 219 00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:29,494 Good night. 220 00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:41,439 [CAR HORN HONKING] 221 00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:09,300 MAN ON TV: At least 400 people have been killed, 222 00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,336 more than half of them women... 223 00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:12,637 Morning. 224 00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:17,241 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 225 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,378 I'll see you later. 226 00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:31,222 -She doesn't like me. -Well, you're a prick. 227 00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:33,691 -I'm also late for work. -So? 228 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:46,304 You look great. 229 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:49,307 -Thanks. -I'm Jerri. 230 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,909 Candy. 231 00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:54,178 I'm in your no bounce class. 232 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,414 Right. 233 00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:58,449 Spot me? 234 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:02,553 -Sure. -JERRI: Thanks. 235 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,502 You are very strong. 236 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,471 I'm working on it. 237 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,341 You smoke too much. 238 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,209 Yup. 239 00:17:25,977 --> 00:17:27,378 [BELL TOLLING] 240 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,580 [CAR HORN HONKING] 241 00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:35,853 You ever feel like you failed? 242 00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:39,290 I'm a waiter. You? 243 00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:41,793 I'm a civil servant. 244 00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:45,563 You failed. [LAUGHS] 245 00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:47,799 [SPITS] 246 00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:50,868 Are you trying to get real with me 247 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:53,171 this early in the morning? 248 00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:57,508 -Walk me to work? -DAVID: Sure. 249 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,956 "The tin soldier stood in the bright glare 250 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,658 and felt the most terrible heat. 251 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:17,895 Was it the heat of the coals or the heat of love? 252 00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:19,230 He couldn't be quite sure. 253 00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:22,066 -The bright colors..." -[BELL RINGING] 254 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,836 -See you later. -GIRL: Bye! 255 00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:28,940 Kevin, do me a favor. 256 00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:31,375 Take my key, make sure everyone gets out safely. 257 00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:33,044 Then I'll meet ya, and you can lock up, deal? 258 00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:34,745 Yeah. I can do that. 259 00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:48,159 [PHONE RINGING] 260 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,895 DAVID ON ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, neither Candy or I are here right now, 261 00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:53,931 but then, neither are you. 262 00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:56,567 CANDY ON ANSWERING MACHINE: Perhaps, if you were, we would be, too. 263 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,069 [BEEPS] 264 00:18:58,202 --> 00:19:02,874 Hi, Candy, this is Jerri, the person from the gym. 265 00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:04,842 I got your number from the membership list. 266 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:06,777 I hope you don't mind. 267 00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:11,115 Thought I'd call and see if you wanna get together or something. 268 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:12,583 I'll call back. 269 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,822 -ROBERT: Hey, gorgeous. -Hi, guy. 270 00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:23,127 -ROBERT: The usual? -Ah, yeah. Thanks. 271 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:24,762 My pleasure. 272 00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:27,999 -CANDY: It's pretty slow, eh? -It'll pick up. 273 00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:31,869 -You want a chicken wing? -CANDY: No, thanks. 274 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:36,474 Tell me, do you ever drink anything besides soda water? 275 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,478 CANDY: Um, occasionally. 276 00:19:40,611 --> 00:19:43,948 Could I take you out for something some time? 277 00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:45,516 [LAUGHS] 278 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:50,021 -I don't even know you. -You see me here all the time. 279 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,323 What if you turn out to be some kind of sicko? 280 00:19:52,456 --> 00:19:55,059 Well, do I look sick to you? 281 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,328 It's always the ones that seem the most normal 282 00:19:57,461 --> 00:20:00,331 that turn out to be ax murderers, so... 283 00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:02,333 I'm no ax murderer. 284 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,574 All right then. 285 00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:12,443 Great. 286 00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:22,787 -You're gay, huh? -Not professionally. 287 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,690 -Gay is cool. -Glad you approve. 288 00:20:27,558 --> 00:20:31,028 -How old are you, anyways? -Thirty...ish. 289 00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:33,231 Really? 290 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:36,334 -You don't look over 28. -DAVID: Thanks. 291 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,169 You're in great shape for your age. 292 00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:39,203 It's the Geritol. 293 00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:40,638 [LAUGHS] 294 00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:46,244 How about the one about the babysitter 295 00:20:46,377 --> 00:20:48,446 and the extension phone? 296 00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:54,085 -Yes, please. -Okay. 297 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:58,389 So, there's this babysitter, and she's babysitting. 298 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:01,592 It's a dark and stormy night. 299 00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:06,597 All of a sudden, the telephone rings. 300 00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,200 And this guy says, 301 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,302 "I've killed once, 302 00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:13,671 and I'm gonna kill again." 303 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:16,641 [EXHALES] Yes, well... 304 00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:31,889 [CAR DOOR CLOSING] 305 00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:12,029 DAVID: I'm sorry, I'm too old 306 00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:13,964 to believe in a Porsche-driving bus boy. 307 00:22:14,098 --> 00:22:16,000 -[CAR LOCK CHIRPS] -Dad bought it. 308 00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:19,203 Good. I was afraid I was over-tipping you. 309 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:23,140 ♪ Find yourself, find yourself ♪ 310 00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:27,478 ♪ Find yourself, find yourself ♪ 311 00:22:31,315 --> 00:22:34,852 -You wanna come up? -Up? 312 00:22:34,985 --> 00:22:37,388 To my place. For a beer or something. 313 00:22:37,521 --> 00:22:41,392 Uh, I can't have the car out after 1:00. 314 00:22:42,593 --> 00:22:46,263 -How old did you say you were? -Eighteen. 315 00:22:46,397 --> 00:22:48,399 And you still have a curfew? 316 00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:51,936 His house, his rules, you know? 317 00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:56,040 No, but I'll take your word for it. 318 00:22:57,341 --> 00:23:01,145 I want that television set turned on right now! 319 00:23:05,783 --> 00:23:07,818 This bartender wants to take me out. 320 00:23:07,952 --> 00:23:09,987 Hold out for a brain surgeon. 321 00:23:10,121 --> 00:23:12,923 It's either him or the lesbian I met at the gym today. 322 00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:16,360 Take the bartender. Mix marriages seldom work. 323 00:23:16,494 --> 00:23:18,696 CANDY: I want more than just sex. 324 00:23:18,829 --> 00:23:21,198 That's why God invented television. 325 00:23:21,332 --> 00:23:23,467 It's in there, Martin. And look at Richardson, he's on second base. 326 00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:28,873 Kovaks is in big fucking trouble. Big trouble, baby. All right. 327 00:23:29,006 --> 00:23:31,575 I need some tenderness in my life. 328 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:33,477 Pick the lesbian. 329 00:23:34,111 --> 00:23:35,079 I'm nervous. 330 00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:36,781 Candy, we're talking about a date. 331 00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:40,684 We are not talking about a lifelong commitment. 332 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,788 Don't you ever wish you had a lover? 333 00:23:43,921 --> 00:23:47,224 -I have many lovers. -Not "lover" lovers. 334 00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:51,662 Didn't work for us. 335 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,064 That was different. 336 00:23:55,499 --> 00:23:57,735 I'm not into settling down. 337 00:23:59,804 --> 00:24:04,108 -It's a lot of play ball. -[CHEERING] 338 00:24:04,241 --> 00:24:07,077 Deep down you want someone to be special for you. 339 00:24:07,211 --> 00:24:10,948 I'm quite capable of being special for myself. 340 00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:15,953 Were you in love with me? 341 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,055 I don't know. 342 00:24:20,257 --> 00:24:22,259 People do fall in love. 343 00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:24,462 For the rest of their lives. 344 00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:25,863 Not me. 345 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:27,932 You're wrong, David. 346 00:24:28,065 --> 00:24:29,633 Everyone needs to be loved. 347 00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:32,236 That's why we have friends. 348 00:24:33,504 --> 00:24:35,406 It's not the same. 349 00:24:35,539 --> 00:24:36,674 Are you saying my relationships 350 00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:37,842 with you and Bernie are invalid? 351 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:39,610 -Oh, I don't like him. -No. 352 00:24:39,743 --> 00:24:42,046 -He's weird, David. -He's not. 353 00:24:42,179 --> 00:24:44,381 What was that blood on my face cloth? 354 00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:46,083 He was in a fight. 355 00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:49,119 WOMAN ON TV: Salute to femininity. 356 00:24:50,354 --> 00:24:53,924 MAN ON TV: That's it. All right, you got it? 357 00:24:54,058 --> 00:24:56,093 Were you in love with me? 358 00:24:57,461 --> 00:24:59,697 It's not the right word. 359 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:02,032 MAN ON TV: All right, push. 360 00:25:05,903 --> 00:25:07,605 Seems like you were in love with me. 361 00:25:07,738 --> 00:25:09,507 There's no such thing. 362 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,975 [GUNSHOT] 363 00:25:11,108 --> 00:25:13,177 MAN 2 ON TV: Beta-Carotene to a new more... 364 00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:16,914 WOMAN ON TV: And all the preparation, and all that you loved. 365 00:25:17,047 --> 00:25:18,215 I know you were in love with me. 366 00:25:18,349 --> 00:25:21,185 Then why are we talking about it now? 367 00:25:21,318 --> 00:25:23,020 WOMAN 2 ON TV: A million visitors... 368 00:25:23,153 --> 00:25:25,823 MAN 3 ON TV: Streaming slowly from their... 369 00:25:25,956 --> 00:25:30,060 Oh, for Christ's sake, would you just pick a channel? 370 00:25:31,829 --> 00:25:33,197 WOMAN 3 ON TV: Recently discovered remains 371 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:36,467 have been identified as Sally Maninski. 372 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:41,071 This is the last picture taken of the 18-year-old hair dresser. 373 00:25:41,205 --> 00:25:44,475 Police refused to speculate as to whether Maninski's murder 374 00:25:44,608 --> 00:25:47,177 is connected to that of two other young women... 375 00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:49,179 I'm going to bed. 376 00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:52,483 This is Ashley Ritten for CFRM... 377 00:25:52,616 --> 00:25:55,052 No kisses? 378 00:25:55,185 --> 00:26:00,824 MAN ON TV: Elsewhere the national unemployment rate climbed again today... 379 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:02,893 COMMENTATOR 1: Boy, it's a critical stage in the ball game. 380 00:26:03,027 --> 00:26:05,062 Have they ever put a whale of a drive together? 381 00:26:05,195 --> 00:26:08,165 COMMENTATOR 2: First, and goal to go up a nine. 382 00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:12,069 And Windson out for Marshall, who scores easily. 383 00:26:12,202 --> 00:26:13,737 [CROWD CHEERING] 384 00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:20,311 COMMENTATOR 1: Second touchdown 385 00:26:20,444 --> 00:26:21,979 of the night for Blake Marshall. 386 00:26:22,112 --> 00:26:25,049 COMMENTATOR 2: Oh! And what a great goal. 387 00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:29,820 I hope you don't mind me phoning you like that. 388 00:26:29,954 --> 00:26:32,056 I know it's forward, but I just moved here 389 00:26:32,189 --> 00:26:33,591 and I don't really know anyone. 390 00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:35,593 CANDY: Sure. 391 00:26:35,726 --> 00:26:39,263 Sometimes, if you don't make the first move with someone, nothing happens. 392 00:26:39,396 --> 00:26:41,065 CANDY: That's right. 393 00:26:42,232 --> 00:26:46,604 So, uh, do you want to do something some time? 394 00:26:46,737 --> 00:26:49,206 -Ah, all right. -When? 395 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:51,909 Well, whenever. 396 00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:55,746 -I'll call ya. -Okay. 397 00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:10,894 [GUN FIRING] 398 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,936 Special power! Special power! 399 00:27:22,206 --> 00:27:25,943 I think my attention span's too well developed for this. 400 00:27:26,076 --> 00:27:28,045 This is special power. 401 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,047 Watch me. 402 00:27:38,455 --> 00:27:41,492 DAVID: Where's your mother? KANE: Hawaii. 403 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:42,960 They divorced? 404 00:27:43,894 --> 00:27:46,330 No, she just likes to tan a lot. 405 00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:54,405 -You got a girlfriend? -No. 406 00:27:54,538 --> 00:27:56,373 [GUN FIRING CONTINUES] 407 00:28:01,512 --> 00:28:04,515 -Surprise. -Hey! What are you doing here? 408 00:28:04,648 --> 00:28:06,083 I just popped in. 409 00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:09,420 Uh, Kane, this is Bernie. 410 00:28:09,553 --> 00:28:10,554 Uh, Kane's my busboy. 411 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:13,090 -Hi. -How you doing? 412 00:28:20,264 --> 00:28:21,732 Excuse me. 413 00:28:29,306 --> 00:28:30,507 Looking? 414 00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:45,956 -Just a small purchase. -Shit! 415 00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:48,959 Ooh! Someone's dead. I'm out of here. 416 00:28:49,093 --> 00:28:52,896 -Hot date tonight. -Always. I'll see you later. 417 00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:04,174 He gay? 418 00:29:05,876 --> 00:29:07,211 No. 419 00:29:10,314 --> 00:29:13,550 So, someone pays you to read books? 420 00:29:13,684 --> 00:29:15,385 And write about them. 421 00:29:16,687 --> 00:29:20,357 -That must be great. -CANDY: I don't finish most of them. 422 00:29:20,491 --> 00:29:23,827 -Why not? -They are generally dreck. 423 00:29:23,961 --> 00:29:27,798 -Is that right? -[CHUCKLES] It keeps me sane. 424 00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:37,107 You're a very interesting woman. 425 00:29:40,978 --> 00:29:43,347 -Was dinner okay? -Great. 426 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,317 -You didn't eat much. -No, it was lovely. 427 00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:50,354 -You want more wine? -No, I'm fine. 428 00:29:51,288 --> 00:29:52,723 -Smoke a joint? -No. 429 00:29:52,856 --> 00:29:54,658 -Can I get you anything? -Mmm-mmm. 430 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:55,959 Do you want to fuck me? 431 00:29:56,093 --> 00:29:57,561 -Sure. No, I mean... -CANDY: Oh... 432 00:29:57,694 --> 00:29:59,530 Well, the way you were looking at me I thought... 433 00:29:59,663 --> 00:30:00,898 Why don't we just, uh... 434 00:30:01,031 --> 00:30:02,366 I'd better go. 435 00:30:03,734 --> 00:30:05,102 Candy, wait. 436 00:30:06,904 --> 00:30:09,006 Drinks, dinner, conversation, bed. 437 00:30:09,139 --> 00:30:10,607 I just thought I'd cut to the chase. 438 00:30:10,741 --> 00:30:12,409 You surprised me, that's all. 439 00:30:12,543 --> 00:30:13,710 Oh, sorry, Robert. 440 00:30:13,844 --> 00:30:17,147 I just don't have a lot of time for bullshit. 441 00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:22,486 Do you think I should call my parents? 442 00:30:22,619 --> 00:30:23,954 Tomorrow. 443 00:30:27,591 --> 00:30:29,593 Hi, this is Jerri. 444 00:30:29,726 --> 00:30:33,130 Just calling some time, like I said I would. 445 00:30:33,263 --> 00:30:34,798 Let's get together and... 446 00:30:34,932 --> 00:30:37,367 Hi. I just got in. 447 00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:40,137 So, when would you like to go out? 448 00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:42,506 I always wanted to see you on another show. 449 00:30:42,639 --> 00:30:46,176 I did try. Even moved to Toronto for a while. 450 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:49,146 -And it didn't work out? -Nope. 451 00:30:51,315 --> 00:30:53,383 -You miss it? -Toronto? 452 00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:56,486 -Acting. -Nope. 453 00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,326 [MUSIC PLAYING] 454 00:31:03,694 --> 00:31:05,262 -Bye, see you tomorrow. -See you, honey. 455 00:31:05,395 --> 00:31:08,098 -Call me tomorrow. -Bye. Yeah. 456 00:31:10,934 --> 00:31:13,270 -Take care! -Bye! 457 00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:15,672 Let's go. Do you think this falls over? 458 00:31:15,806 --> 00:31:17,140 Are you crazy? 459 00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:30,454 [HORN HONKING] 460 00:31:35,058 --> 00:31:36,693 Where're you going? 461 00:31:40,397 --> 00:31:42,866 You sure you wanna do this? 462 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,434 Just read him. 463 00:31:45,202 --> 00:31:46,536 What do you mean, read me? 464 00:31:46,670 --> 00:31:50,574 I'm psychic. I see stuff in people. 465 00:31:52,175 --> 00:31:54,978 DAVID: Relax, it's an adventure. 466 00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:00,384 [SNORTS] 467 00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:08,091 -Is that coke? -It'll loosen you up. 468 00:32:08,225 --> 00:32:11,428 -I don't wanna be loose. -We'll find out what's inside of you. 469 00:32:11,561 --> 00:32:15,032 -There is nothing inside of... -Just one line. 470 00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:17,100 I will if you will. 471 00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:20,570 All right. 472 00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:26,977 [SNORTS] 473 00:32:51,768 --> 00:32:53,670 That was coke, wasn't it? 474 00:32:54,638 --> 00:32:56,006 Junk. 475 00:32:57,007 --> 00:32:58,675 Heroin? 476 00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:02,179 -I don't do heroin. -It's all right. 477 00:33:02,312 --> 00:33:05,082 I won't let anything bad happen. 478 00:33:10,087 --> 00:33:12,055 Uh... 479 00:33:22,132 --> 00:33:24,267 They follow me home. 480 00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,672 You know what you're getting into. 481 00:33:28,805 --> 00:33:30,140 Do it. 482 00:33:32,075 --> 00:33:33,410 Okay. 483 00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:50,193 ♪ Lavender blue, dilly, dally ♪ 484 00:33:50,327 --> 00:33:53,463 ♪ Lavender green ♪ 485 00:33:54,498 --> 00:33:59,002 ♪ When I am king, dilly, dally ♪ 486 00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:02,205 ♪ You shall be queen ♪ 487 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:36,740 You, television. 488 00:34:39,709 --> 00:34:41,344 Comic books. 489 00:34:42,646 --> 00:34:43,847 Fear. 490 00:34:44,948 --> 00:34:46,416 DAVID: Is that all? 491 00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:49,252 -BENITA: He's only 17. -Really! 492 00:34:49,386 --> 00:34:51,254 He wants you. 493 00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:53,423 Right. 494 00:34:54,491 --> 00:34:57,194 He's thinking of you right now. 495 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:05,869 Booze and junk, and he still gets hard. 496 00:35:06,002 --> 00:35:07,571 DAVID: Seventeen. 497 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,309 Do you wanna be left alone? 498 00:35:12,976 --> 00:35:14,511 No. 499 00:35:14,644 --> 00:35:17,147 Why don't you take care of it? 500 00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:20,417 You owe me. 501 00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:23,186 Okay. 502 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,523 -You got any beer? -Yeah, in the fridge. 503 00:35:29,726 --> 00:35:31,194 [KANE MOANS] 504 00:35:55,986 --> 00:35:57,454 [KANE MOANING] 505 00:36:04,461 --> 00:36:07,697 -DAVID: That was quick. -Seventeen. 506 00:36:07,831 --> 00:36:08,965 Souvenir? 507 00:36:12,035 --> 00:36:13,236 Mind putting him into a cab? 508 00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:14,838 No problem. 509 00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:24,848 He really loves you. 510 00:36:24,981 --> 00:36:26,716 There is no such thing. 511 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:28,685 No? 512 00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:30,987 No. 513 00:36:38,795 --> 00:36:40,297 [WHIMPERING] 514 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:50,574 [SCREAMS] 515 00:36:58,515 --> 00:37:00,684 -Floors need waxing. -Good for them. 516 00:37:00,817 --> 00:37:01,885 They are filthy. 517 00:37:02,018 --> 00:37:04,421 They are floors, Candy, people walk on them. 518 00:37:04,554 --> 00:37:05,722 It's unavoidable. 519 00:37:05,855 --> 00:37:09,125 Are you, um... Are you working tonight? 520 00:37:09,259 --> 00:37:11,027 Yeah, Saturday night. 521 00:37:12,262 --> 00:37:15,465 -Why? -Mmm, just wondering... 522 00:37:18,702 --> 00:37:21,438 -How was I supposed to know? -We need some Drano. 523 00:37:21,571 --> 00:37:22,906 It's not fair. 524 00:37:31,181 --> 00:37:35,619 Oh, I have to stop off at the liquor store on the way home. 525 00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:39,990 -Olives? -Yeah, I like olives. 526 00:37:40,123 --> 00:37:41,691 Since when? 527 00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,929 -Oysters? -Smoked. 528 00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:49,833 Who are you? What have you done with Candy? 529 00:37:49,966 --> 00:37:51,434 Stop it. 530 00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:58,308 You're having someone over? 531 00:37:58,441 --> 00:38:00,243 -I am. -Who is it, the bartender? 532 00:38:00,377 --> 00:38:02,379 -No. -Not the dyke? 533 00:38:02,512 --> 00:38:04,848 -Don't call her that. -It is the dyke! 534 00:38:04,981 --> 00:38:05,815 David, please! 535 00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:07,851 Carpet munching in my own home! 536 00:38:07,984 --> 00:38:10,887 -Oh, shut up, asshole. -Candy... 537 00:38:15,058 --> 00:38:16,826 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 538 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,631 Sorry. 539 00:38:26,436 --> 00:38:28,605 -You all right? -Fine. 540 00:38:28,738 --> 00:38:30,874 -That girl last night? -Benita. 541 00:38:31,007 --> 00:38:33,276 Yeah, she really read my mind. 542 00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:35,779 What little there was! 543 00:38:35,912 --> 00:38:38,748 -No way. -She knew your real age. 544 00:38:39,716 --> 00:38:42,852 -I'm nearly 18. -No big deal. 545 00:38:43,853 --> 00:38:45,722 What's on the agenda for tonight? 546 00:38:45,855 --> 00:38:48,925 -Actually, I made other plans. -Other plans? 547 00:38:49,059 --> 00:38:51,394 Yeah, something I can't get out of, you know. 548 00:38:51,528 --> 00:38:53,063 Sure. 549 00:38:53,196 --> 00:38:55,498 [MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 550 00:39:05,008 --> 00:39:07,577 Did you leave him because you're a lesbian? 551 00:39:07,711 --> 00:39:11,348 No, I left him because he's a misogynist asshole. 552 00:39:11,481 --> 00:39:13,850 The lesbian thing came later. 553 00:39:15,151 --> 00:39:17,053 -Men! -Yeah. 554 00:39:18,722 --> 00:39:20,523 That's why I like living with David. 555 00:39:20,657 --> 00:39:23,593 I mean, at least fags can kind of relate. 556 00:39:23,727 --> 00:39:26,763 Some people are freaked out by gays and lesbians. 557 00:39:26,896 --> 00:39:30,166 Yeah, well, some people wear polyesters. 558 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,569 [LAUGHING] 559 00:39:37,073 --> 00:39:38,508 You happy? 560 00:39:38,641 --> 00:39:41,044 Sometimes. You? 561 00:39:41,811 --> 00:39:44,414 Everything's changed so much. 562 00:39:44,547 --> 00:39:46,850 I'd always got to leave. 563 00:39:46,983 --> 00:39:48,184 DAVID: You should have come to see me. 564 00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:50,019 Yeah, right. 565 00:39:55,024 --> 00:39:56,159 You okay? 566 00:39:58,194 --> 00:40:00,029 Why is everything so fucking hard? 567 00:40:00,163 --> 00:40:03,666 Not everything, just the important stuff. 568 00:40:05,268 --> 00:40:06,836 Same old bullshit. 569 00:40:08,004 --> 00:40:10,006 Every day, I just go to work, 570 00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:12,876 I meet a girl, get laid, dump her. 571 00:40:14,377 --> 00:40:16,513 Who are you dumping now? 572 00:40:16,646 --> 00:40:20,016 -Linda. -Who's Linda? 573 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:23,286 Just this chick I fuck sometimes. 574 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:26,156 I hope you're playing safe. 575 00:40:26,289 --> 00:40:28,625 I think you need to worry about that more than I do. 576 00:40:28,758 --> 00:40:30,927 Same for everybody, Bern. 577 00:40:32,562 --> 00:40:34,998 You think about it that much? 578 00:40:35,131 --> 00:40:37,867 I don't wanna die. 579 00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:42,172 Well, nothing's any fun, if the possibility isn't there. 580 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:45,875 You mean that? 581 00:40:46,743 --> 00:40:48,077 Sure, do. 582 00:40:58,154 --> 00:41:00,390 You know what I like best about coming up here? 583 00:41:00,523 --> 00:41:02,125 What? 584 00:41:02,258 --> 00:41:05,862 You can spit on the people walking below you. 585 00:41:08,064 --> 00:41:11,234 And they have no idea where it came from. 586 00:41:16,973 --> 00:41:20,143 You are the kind of person who other people watch. 587 00:41:20,276 --> 00:41:21,811 Focused. 588 00:41:21,945 --> 00:41:26,115 Well, it's the only way to get anything accomplished. 589 00:41:32,989 --> 00:41:36,259 You'd like to sleep with me, wouldn't you? 590 00:41:36,693 --> 00:41:38,027 Very much. 591 00:41:42,432 --> 00:41:43,766 Why? 592 00:41:44,601 --> 00:41:46,369 You're beautiful. 593 00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:48,805 No, I'm not. 594 00:41:50,707 --> 00:41:52,609 You thought about it? 595 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:55,645 Yeah. 596 00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,255 I think I'm in love with you. 597 00:42:08,491 --> 00:42:09,926 Oh! 598 00:42:10,994 --> 00:42:12,595 [SIGHS] 599 00:42:19,802 --> 00:42:21,871 So, when are you gonna get a real job? 600 00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:24,307 Waiting tables is a respectable profession. 601 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,109 [SCOFFS] It's kids' stuff, David. 602 00:42:26,242 --> 00:42:28,378 Well, at least I work for the money I make. 603 00:42:28,511 --> 00:42:29,679 Now. 604 00:42:29,812 --> 00:42:31,147 I always did. Acting's hard work. 605 00:42:31,281 --> 00:42:34,150 Is that why you don't do it anymore? 606 00:42:39,088 --> 00:42:42,191 -[BOTTLE SHATTERS] -Nice. 607 00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:45,161 Acting's not the problem. It's auditioning, I hate it. 608 00:42:45,295 --> 00:42:47,931 Well, it's kinda hard to act if you don't audition. 609 00:42:48,064 --> 00:42:49,966 I just need some time. 610 00:42:51,067 --> 00:42:53,336 You've been back half a year. 611 00:42:53,469 --> 00:42:54,904 Yeah, so? 612 00:42:55,038 --> 00:42:57,574 So, when are you gonna do something with your life? 613 00:42:57,707 --> 00:42:59,275 What, like you? 614 00:42:59,409 --> 00:43:03,313 Work at a job I hate, and fuck women I can't stand? 615 00:43:03,446 --> 00:43:05,014 Fuck you, it's a life. 616 00:43:05,148 --> 00:43:07,684 It's not the kind of life I want. 617 00:43:07,817 --> 00:43:09,986 When are you gonna grow up? 618 00:43:11,754 --> 00:43:13,122 What? 619 00:43:15,658 --> 00:43:17,827 I don't fucking know you anymore. 620 00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:19,963 What do you mean? 621 00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:27,337 I used to know what you thought. 622 00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:32,041 You used to know what I thought. 623 00:43:33,142 --> 00:43:35,712 It's not like that anymore. 624 00:43:37,814 --> 00:43:40,083 What's in your head, David? 625 00:43:42,685 --> 00:43:44,921 What's in your head, Bern? 626 00:43:45,722 --> 00:43:47,857 [MUSIC PLAYING] 627 00:44:02,271 --> 00:44:03,406 Mmm. 628 00:44:04,307 --> 00:44:06,075 It's very strong. 629 00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:08,444 You want me to throw another olive in it? 630 00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:09,979 No, I'm okay. 631 00:44:19,589 --> 00:44:21,224 I wanna touch you... 632 00:44:22,992 --> 00:44:26,095 Your hair, your skin... 633 00:44:27,597 --> 00:44:29,866 -I... -[PHONE RINGING] 634 00:44:31,534 --> 00:44:35,004 -Leave it. -No, the machine's not on. 635 00:44:38,775 --> 00:44:40,109 Hello? 636 00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:43,212 CANDY ON PHONE: Hello? 637 00:44:44,213 --> 00:44:45,314 [CLICKS] 638 00:44:46,582 --> 00:44:47,950 They hung up. 639 00:44:59,829 --> 00:45:01,297 You look scared. 640 00:45:01,431 --> 00:45:02,765 Me? 641 00:45:11,808 --> 00:45:13,176 Say something. 642 00:45:14,811 --> 00:45:16,512 Our floors are a mess. 643 00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:31,194 I'm not sure what to do. 644 00:45:33,663 --> 00:45:35,164 I am. 645 00:46:19,075 --> 00:46:20,042 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 646 00:46:20,176 --> 00:46:22,779 It's chicken night at Play. 647 00:46:22,912 --> 00:46:25,381 Are there any fags here? 648 00:46:25,515 --> 00:46:28,484 Sure. They just don't know it yet. 649 00:46:45,735 --> 00:46:47,236 [INAUDIBLE] 650 00:46:55,344 --> 00:46:57,046 I guess you've been busy, eh? 651 00:46:57,180 --> 00:47:00,383 Very. Look, Sal, I gotta go. See you. 652 00:47:05,421 --> 00:47:06,556 [INAUDIBLE] 653 00:47:13,029 --> 00:47:15,298 -You're mad. -No. 654 00:47:16,165 --> 00:47:18,868 Sometimes, I just wanna get laid. 655 00:47:19,001 --> 00:47:20,503 It's okay. 656 00:47:24,574 --> 00:47:26,909 Who jerked me off the other night? 657 00:47:27,043 --> 00:47:28,778 Is that what this is all about? 658 00:47:28,911 --> 00:47:30,546 I can't remember it. 659 00:47:31,781 --> 00:47:33,482 -It was me. -No. 660 00:47:33,616 --> 00:47:35,218 And you liked it. 661 00:47:36,052 --> 00:47:37,587 Really? 662 00:47:40,456 --> 00:47:42,158 Go away. 663 00:47:46,229 --> 00:47:48,197 It was Benita. 664 00:47:52,635 --> 00:47:54,270 Let's go to my place. 665 00:47:55,071 --> 00:47:56,439 [BEEPS] 666 00:48:04,981 --> 00:48:06,649 [SCOFFS] Jesus! 667 00:48:14,891 --> 00:48:16,325 Big, huh? 668 00:48:18,127 --> 00:48:19,528 Where is your father? 669 00:48:19,662 --> 00:48:22,965 Hawaii, getting laid. [CHUCKLES] 670 00:48:27,970 --> 00:48:30,640 I'm definitely over-tipping you. 671 00:48:39,415 --> 00:48:42,551 I love realism, it's so... 672 00:48:42,685 --> 00:48:44,053 Lifelike. 673 00:48:44,186 --> 00:48:47,223 Come on, I've got something I wanna show you. 674 00:48:50,893 --> 00:48:53,362 How do you identify one? 675 00:48:53,496 --> 00:48:56,766 Well... They tend to, uh... They tend to specialize, uh, 676 00:48:56,899 --> 00:48:59,702 certain type, certain place, 677 00:48:59,835 --> 00:49:01,504 uh, certain way. 678 00:49:01,637 --> 00:49:03,105 -A certain way of killing? -Yes. 679 00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,876 Uh, some take... Souvenirs. 680 00:49:07,009 --> 00:49:08,711 -Souvenirs? -Yes. 681 00:49:08,844 --> 00:49:10,212 Like a talisman... 682 00:49:10,346 --> 00:49:14,317 Uh, hair, jewelry, clothing, other things. 683 00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:17,887 -WOMAN: Well, we are talking today with Dr. Herbert Sohn... -You ready? 684 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:20,089 ...Author of Unique Nightmare: 685 00:49:20,222 --> 00:49:23,526 A History of the Serial Killer in America. 686 00:49:24,593 --> 00:49:25,828 Ta-da! 687 00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:27,697 ANNOUNCER: Massey Ferguson and the Canadian 688 00:49:27,830 --> 00:49:29,031 Broadcasting Corporation 689 00:49:29,165 --> 00:49:31,500 presents The Beavertons. 690 00:49:36,172 --> 00:49:38,441 Star, Jonathan Webster 691 00:49:38,574 --> 00:49:40,109 as Sandy 692 00:49:41,010 --> 00:49:43,446 Amy McKillop as Amy. 693 00:49:43,579 --> 00:49:44,714 And... 694 00:49:45,514 --> 00:49:48,250 David McMillan as Toby. 695 00:49:51,821 --> 00:49:53,022 [KANE CHUCKLES] 696 00:49:53,155 --> 00:49:55,558 And Jonathan Crowe as Indian Joe. 697 00:49:59,895 --> 00:50:01,197 You're damaged, Kane. 698 00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:02,932 -I thought you'd like it. -You were wrong. 699 00:50:03,065 --> 00:50:04,400 Don't go. 700 00:50:06,502 --> 00:50:07,803 What do you want from me? 701 00:50:07,937 --> 00:50:08,938 I just wanna be your friend. 702 00:50:09,071 --> 00:50:10,840 I don't need another friend. 703 00:50:10,973 --> 00:50:12,641 So, what do you need then? 704 00:50:12,775 --> 00:50:14,143 I need a lover. 705 00:50:18,214 --> 00:50:19,882 I don't think I'm like that. 706 00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:21,550 Like what? 707 00:50:23,219 --> 00:50:24,553 Queer! 708 00:50:30,059 --> 00:50:32,395 -You're scared of me. -No. 709 00:50:35,598 --> 00:50:38,234 Scared of what you're feeling. 710 00:50:43,639 --> 00:50:46,609 I never met anybody like you before. 711 00:50:48,110 --> 00:50:49,678 Kiss me. 712 00:51:14,403 --> 00:51:17,940 Now, turn around and pull your pants down. 713 00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:19,608 -David... -Do it. 714 00:51:47,736 --> 00:51:49,605 Thinking of me? 715 00:51:49,738 --> 00:51:51,373 [BREATHS DEEPLY] 716 00:51:51,774 --> 00:51:53,209 Yes. 717 00:52:22,738 --> 00:52:24,773 I feel close. 718 00:52:27,009 --> 00:52:29,311 [INHALES] Time to sleep. 719 00:52:32,281 --> 00:52:33,649 I need a moment. 720 00:52:54,170 --> 00:52:55,004 [SIGHS] 721 00:52:55,137 --> 00:52:56,805 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 722 00:52:59,909 --> 00:53:01,310 [DOOR CLOSES] 723 00:53:12,621 --> 00:53:13,789 Hi. 724 00:53:28,771 --> 00:53:31,173 There was an extra pair of shoes at the door. 725 00:53:31,307 --> 00:53:33,309 She's sleeping. 726 00:53:38,013 --> 00:53:40,015 Do you ever feel like... 727 00:53:40,149 --> 00:53:44,286 Like you're nothing like anyone else in the world? 728 00:53:45,087 --> 00:53:46,589 Only all the time. 729 00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:52,995 CANDY: Somewhere there is one person waiting for me... 730 00:53:54,163 --> 00:53:55,564 Feeling like me. 731 00:54:03,405 --> 00:54:07,810 There are a lot of people in the world who feel like that. 732 00:54:09,678 --> 00:54:12,014 -I wish... -[PHONE RINGING] 733 00:54:16,218 --> 00:54:17,620 Hello? 734 00:54:20,222 --> 00:54:22,524 Now? Really? 735 00:54:24,193 --> 00:54:26,428 No... Okay, I'll be there. 736 00:54:29,465 --> 00:54:30,766 I have to go. 737 00:54:31,367 --> 00:54:33,669 Anything important? 738 00:54:34,470 --> 00:54:37,506 [SIGHS] Obligation to a friend. 739 00:54:43,879 --> 00:54:47,650 -You're gonna be okay? -Yeah, I'm gonna be okay. 740 00:54:51,453 --> 00:54:53,555 Sleep in here if you want. 741 00:54:54,323 --> 00:54:55,858 Thanks. 742 00:54:55,991 --> 00:54:58,994 -Later. -Later. 743 00:55:09,305 --> 00:55:10,939 Can't sleep with me? 744 00:55:12,574 --> 00:55:16,478 Oh, well, it's always been a problem. 745 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,448 I'll go. 746 00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:26,588 Call me? 747 00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:30,626 Sure. 748 00:55:45,908 --> 00:55:47,476 Okay, bitch. 749 00:55:48,711 --> 00:55:49,812 Now, I'm gonna show you 750 00:55:49,945 --> 00:55:52,381 how to act like a real woman. 751 00:56:02,057 --> 00:56:04,393 Get real, asshole. 752 00:56:06,862 --> 00:56:08,430 [GROANS] 753 00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:12,501 Watch your fucking mouth. 754 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:29,418 [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Just what the hell is going on here? 755 00:56:35,057 --> 00:56:37,693 I was just having a little fun. 756 00:56:42,664 --> 00:56:45,100 I'll show you fun, boy. 757 00:57:00,616 --> 00:57:02,651 Please... 758 00:57:07,356 --> 00:57:09,124 Please, don't hurt me. 759 00:57:14,196 --> 00:57:15,497 Please. 760 00:57:42,024 --> 00:57:43,492 [MAN MUTTERING] 761 00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:46,495 I was reading this book about John Wayne Gacy. 762 00:57:46,628 --> 00:57:48,697 He was this guy who put these dead boys 763 00:57:48,831 --> 00:57:50,732 in a crawl space and covered them with lime. 764 00:57:50,866 --> 00:57:52,701 [IN NORMAL ACCENT] Benita, I just ate. 765 00:57:52,835 --> 00:57:55,704 I love reading about that kind of stuff. 766 00:57:55,838 --> 00:57:59,074 -Is that healthy? -Is anything anymore? 767 00:58:00,676 --> 00:58:05,047 Watching Herb get off on the cowboy stick sure wasn't. 768 00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:07,049 At least, he was paying for it. 769 00:58:07,182 --> 00:58:10,786 Not forcing it on someone who wasn't into it. 770 00:58:11,386 --> 00:58:13,255 You were very good. 771 00:58:15,390 --> 00:58:16,892 Very believable. 772 00:58:17,025 --> 00:58:20,262 He could've been my father, your father. 773 00:58:24,533 --> 00:58:27,102 My father was never that gentle. 774 00:58:35,210 --> 00:58:36,812 You got colors. 775 00:58:39,414 --> 00:58:40,883 What? 776 00:58:43,185 --> 00:58:46,922 I have never seen that kind of stuff around you. 777 00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:50,826 What is it? 778 00:58:53,295 --> 00:58:54,897 Something... 779 00:58:56,632 --> 00:58:58,567 ...dangerous. 780 00:59:01,403 --> 00:59:02,938 For me? 781 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,808 I can't tell. 782 00:59:08,076 --> 00:59:10,646 Maybe, for somebody you love. 783 00:59:13,115 --> 00:59:14,683 Fat chance. 784 00:59:24,493 --> 00:59:26,028 Be careful. 785 00:59:26,528 --> 00:59:28,130 Always am. 786 00:59:35,070 --> 00:59:38,507 -Some wonderful writing. -Thanks. 787 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,710 Why do you, uh, hate everything? 788 00:59:42,144 --> 00:59:43,111 What? 789 00:59:43,245 --> 00:59:44,947 You haven't read anything recently 790 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,648 that you really love? 791 00:59:46,782 --> 00:59:49,384 Oh! Haven't I? 792 00:59:49,518 --> 00:59:53,455 I think that's a challenge. Write about something you really love... 793 00:59:53,589 --> 00:59:55,223 Five hundred words. 794 00:59:56,458 --> 01:00:00,128 Or make the things you hate more interesting. 795 01:00:00,996 --> 01:00:02,764 Hey, big guy, I'm at the office. 796 01:00:02,898 --> 01:00:05,534 I just called to see what you're up to. 797 01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:08,203 Uh, give me a call when you get in. 798 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,650 My parents aren't home, if you wanna come up. 799 01:00:23,619 --> 01:00:26,655 Well, um, it's late. 800 01:00:26,788 --> 01:00:29,091 I have to work in the morning. 801 01:00:30,525 --> 01:00:31,860 Whatever. 802 01:00:46,141 --> 01:00:50,412 So, maybe it's only possible to get what you need from a series of people. 803 01:00:50,545 --> 01:00:53,915 -I treated them both badly. -So, go apologize. 804 01:00:54,049 --> 01:00:55,751 To who? To Jerri? 805 01:00:57,252 --> 01:01:00,188 To whoever you wanna try again with. 806 01:01:02,357 --> 01:01:03,859 CANDY: Why don't you have some dessert? 807 01:01:03,992 --> 01:01:07,496 Uh, actually, I've kinda double-booked myself. 808 01:01:07,629 --> 01:01:08,964 Who is it? 809 01:01:14,836 --> 01:01:16,171 Okay. 810 01:01:17,305 --> 01:01:20,008 I'll see you later and you'll get the check. 811 01:01:20,142 --> 01:01:21,910 Why don't you stay? We're just having a drink. 812 01:01:22,044 --> 01:01:25,480 Thanks, no, I'll find something better to do. 813 01:01:29,451 --> 01:01:32,154 Hi. I'm not chasing you away, am I? 814 01:01:32,287 --> 01:01:34,790 Whatever gave you that idea? 815 01:01:42,431 --> 01:01:44,099 Ooh, she is a cunt. 816 01:01:47,335 --> 01:01:50,739 -Do you have a condom? -A what? 817 01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:53,008 A condom. 818 01:01:55,010 --> 01:01:56,912 -Yeah. -Oh! 819 01:02:06,588 --> 01:02:07,656 ROBERT: Shit! 820 01:02:07,789 --> 01:02:09,191 Oh, no! 821 01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:22,471 I'm okay. 822 01:02:23,705 --> 01:02:25,273 Yeah? Are you sure? 823 01:02:25,407 --> 01:02:26,541 I promise. 824 01:02:29,845 --> 01:02:31,179 Okay. 825 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,715 Okay, just this once. 826 01:02:33,849 --> 01:02:35,350 -Yeah? -Okay. 827 01:02:48,764 --> 01:02:50,098 Oh! 828 01:03:02,644 --> 01:03:04,212 [ROBERT GRUNTING] 829 01:03:04,813 --> 01:03:06,214 [PHONE RINGING] 830 01:03:07,115 --> 01:03:08,884 Hello, this is Robert, 831 01:03:09,017 --> 01:03:10,185 I can't come to the phone, 832 01:03:10,318 --> 01:03:12,654 so, please leave a message. 833 01:03:12,788 --> 01:03:14,122 [CLICKS] 834 01:03:14,956 --> 01:03:16,658 WOMAN: Hi, Robert. 835 01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:18,026 You're not in again. 836 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,362 You sure must be busy. 837 01:03:20,495 --> 01:03:23,732 Anyway, Sally sends kisses and says "hi". 838 01:03:23,865 --> 01:03:26,201 Call me. I miss you, Robert. 839 01:03:27,102 --> 01:03:29,204 -Sally? -[PHONE BEEPS] 840 01:03:30,238 --> 01:03:32,908 It's a couple of friends. 841 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:34,509 Oh! 842 01:03:36,711 --> 01:03:38,113 Good friends? 843 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:46,354 [MOANING] 844 01:03:49,124 --> 01:03:51,026 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 845 01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:57,699 -Hi! -Hey! 846 01:03:57,833 --> 01:03:59,534 -Good to see you. -You too. 847 01:03:59,668 --> 01:04:02,571 -You're out of here? -DAVID: Yeah. 848 01:04:05,707 --> 01:04:06,741 Have fun. 849 01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:08,176 You too. 850 01:04:20,088 --> 01:04:21,990 Did you come? 851 01:04:25,193 --> 01:04:26,528 It was great. 852 01:04:28,630 --> 01:04:29,965 Did you come? 853 01:04:32,901 --> 01:04:34,269 Sure. 854 01:04:37,239 --> 01:04:39,007 You're beautiful. 855 01:04:40,141 --> 01:04:41,643 Thank you. 856 01:04:43,645 --> 01:04:45,146 [INHALES DEEPLY] 857 01:04:48,283 --> 01:04:51,386 DAVID ON ANSWERING MACHINE: ...here right now, but then, neither are you. 858 01:04:51,519 --> 01:04:53,788 CANDY: Perhaps, if you were, we would be too. 859 01:04:53,922 --> 01:04:55,023 [BEEPS] 860 01:04:55,156 --> 01:04:57,025 JERRI: Hi, Candy. 861 01:04:57,158 --> 01:05:00,595 I've got an extra ticket to the Karen Young concert tonight. 862 01:05:00,729 --> 01:05:02,597 Call me if you're free. 863 01:05:02,731 --> 01:05:04,432 [DIAL TONE SOUNDING] 864 01:05:13,408 --> 01:05:14,609 Ah! 865 01:05:26,621 --> 01:05:29,424 I found this earing in the carpet. 866 01:05:33,128 --> 01:05:34,462 That's weird. 867 01:05:35,797 --> 01:05:37,132 Whose is it? 868 01:05:37,766 --> 01:05:39,434 No idea. 869 01:05:39,567 --> 01:05:42,003 You got a lot of girlfriends, Robert? 870 01:05:42,137 --> 01:05:44,472 Oh, millions. [CHUCKLES] 871 01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:45,707 Perfect. 872 01:05:47,943 --> 01:05:49,644 [MUSIC PLAYING] 873 01:05:57,819 --> 01:06:03,425 ♪ So take my hand ♪ 874 01:06:03,558 --> 01:06:08,596 ♪ Take my whole life through ♪ 875 01:06:10,165 --> 01:06:14,436 ♪ I... ♪ 876 01:06:14,569 --> 01:06:18,473 ♪ Can't help falling ♪ 877 01:06:18,606 --> 01:06:24,479 ♪ Falling, falling for you ♪ 878 01:06:24,612 --> 01:06:30,485 ♪ 'Cause I can't help ♪ 879 01:06:30,618 --> 01:06:36,257 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 880 01:06:36,391 --> 01:06:39,794 ♪ With ♪ 881 01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:44,366 ♪ You ♪ 882 01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:49,404 Luck. 883 01:06:50,638 --> 01:06:54,342 -ROBERT: There's no such thing. -[CHUCKLES] 884 01:06:57,112 --> 01:06:58,613 Marriage? 885 01:07:00,882 --> 01:07:02,217 What about it? 886 01:07:03,351 --> 01:07:05,653 CANDY: Do you think it works? 887 01:07:08,356 --> 01:07:09,691 I think it... 888 01:07:11,059 --> 01:07:13,361 It probably changes things. 889 01:07:47,228 --> 01:07:48,930 Excuse me. 890 01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:50,565 Do you gift-wrap? 891 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,501 It's what we live for. 892 01:07:54,869 --> 01:07:56,971 Hi, David, it's Sal. 893 01:07:57,105 --> 01:07:58,473 Look, I know you probably won't 894 01:07:58,606 --> 01:08:01,509 wanna return this phone call, 895 01:08:01,643 --> 01:08:04,746 but I thought I should tell you. 896 01:08:04,879 --> 01:08:08,950 My sinuses have been bothering me a lot lately, so I went to the doctor. 897 01:08:09,084 --> 01:08:11,186 Seems I missed you again. 898 01:08:13,521 --> 01:08:15,223 Are you ever home? 899 01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:20,261 Anyway... 900 01:08:22,130 --> 01:08:23,531 Call me. 901 01:08:30,405 --> 01:08:32,140 MAN: Come on. Throw it! Throw it! 902 01:08:32,273 --> 01:08:33,341 Throw it, come on! Throw the ball! 903 01:08:33,475 --> 01:08:35,110 Throw the ball! Throw the ball! 904 01:08:35,243 --> 01:08:37,212 [MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 905 01:08:37,345 --> 01:08:39,180 -[PEOPLE APPLAUDING] -Oh, yeah! 906 01:08:39,314 --> 01:08:40,548 -Yeah! -Yeah! 907 01:08:40,682 --> 01:08:42,016 Whoo! 908 01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:44,853 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING] 909 01:08:52,227 --> 01:08:54,462 [INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV] 910 01:08:57,499 --> 01:09:00,101 What a pleasant surprise! What's the occasion? 911 01:09:00,235 --> 01:09:01,703 I've been home. 912 01:09:01,836 --> 01:09:05,273 Sure, long enough to leave half your hair in the tub 913 01:09:05,406 --> 01:09:07,742 and steal four of my condoms. 914 01:09:11,112 --> 01:09:12,480 [REWINDING] 915 01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:15,383 -[BEEPS] -I think I'm in love. 916 01:09:15,517 --> 01:09:17,452 Hi, David, it's Sal. 917 01:09:17,585 --> 01:09:19,120 -Look I know... -[STOPS PLAYING] 918 01:09:19,254 --> 01:09:23,358 Great. Maybe he'll clean the tub and replace my condoms. 919 01:09:23,925 --> 01:09:25,160 You're cranky. 920 01:09:25,293 --> 01:09:27,262 -DAVID: Slightly. -Well, get over it. 921 01:09:27,395 --> 01:09:28,530 He's coming here. 922 01:09:28,663 --> 01:09:30,698 -Tonight. -Candy, no. 923 01:09:34,702 --> 01:09:36,804 Darling, we're talking about a potential 924 01:09:36,938 --> 01:09:38,239 future husband here. 925 01:09:38,373 --> 01:09:39,841 Who'd marry you? 926 01:09:39,974 --> 01:09:41,509 Lots of people! 927 01:09:41,643 --> 01:09:44,179 Like the psychotic bush bumper on the answering machine? 928 01:09:44,312 --> 01:09:46,014 -Don't! -Sorry. 929 01:09:47,182 --> 01:09:50,084 -You tell this guy I take it in the face? -Yes. 930 01:09:50,218 --> 01:09:51,386 Great. 931 01:09:51,519 --> 01:09:53,788 Should I wear a dress or my kneepads? 932 01:09:53,922 --> 01:09:55,790 Just be yourself! 933 01:09:55,924 --> 01:09:57,425 Which one? 934 01:09:57,559 --> 01:09:59,027 [DOORBELL RINGING] 935 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,262 You get it, I'm preening. 936 01:10:03,898 --> 01:10:05,233 It's too early. 937 01:10:11,606 --> 01:10:13,975 David, the paperboy's here. 938 01:10:15,210 --> 01:10:16,578 DAVID: What? 939 01:10:18,246 --> 01:10:19,180 Kane. 940 01:10:19,314 --> 01:10:21,516 Kane? 941 01:10:21,649 --> 01:10:24,219 Kane, my roommate Candy. Candy, my busboy Kane. 942 01:10:24,352 --> 01:10:25,620 Oh. Hi. 943 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:27,322 Hi. 944 01:10:27,455 --> 01:10:28,756 This isn't a bad time or anything, is it? 945 01:10:28,890 --> 01:10:30,858 Well, Candy's intended is about to arrive. 946 01:10:30,992 --> 01:10:32,293 Oh, don't be silly. 947 01:10:32,427 --> 01:10:33,861 Come in, come in. 948 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,101 Beer? 949 01:10:40,235 --> 01:10:41,603 KANE: Sure. 950 01:10:55,683 --> 01:10:56,517 Oh! 951 01:10:56,651 --> 01:10:59,153 Excuse me, I have to go, um... 952 01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:01,456 Try on everything I own. 953 01:11:14,569 --> 01:11:16,004 Nice girl. 954 01:11:16,337 --> 01:11:17,739 Thanks. 955 01:11:21,976 --> 01:11:26,281 Sometimes I think there's something wrong with me. 956 01:11:26,414 --> 01:11:31,386 I never met anyone born after 1965 who wasn't incomplete somehow. 957 01:11:31,519 --> 01:11:32,854 Why's that? 958 01:11:33,621 --> 01:11:35,790 Microwave ovens, I think. 959 01:11:42,463 --> 01:11:43,798 You scare me. 960 01:11:44,999 --> 01:11:46,334 Why? 961 01:11:49,570 --> 01:11:50,905 Because... 962 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:53,474 Because... 963 01:11:54,409 --> 01:11:56,377 I'm far too old for you. 964 01:11:56,511 --> 01:11:58,112 -I know. -You've got a million things 965 01:11:58,246 --> 01:12:02,116 you gotta do that I couldn't consider experiencing again. 966 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,384 I wanna be like you. 967 01:12:03,518 --> 01:12:05,219 No, you don't. 968 01:12:05,353 --> 01:12:07,689 -Yeah, I do. -No, you don't. 969 01:12:08,423 --> 01:12:09,757 Gorgeous. 970 01:12:13,127 --> 01:12:14,529 Bad timing, huh? 971 01:12:21,703 --> 01:12:23,638 It's okay, I should go. 972 01:12:29,277 --> 01:12:30,645 Can we talk? 973 01:12:32,313 --> 01:12:33,348 Later. 974 01:12:33,481 --> 01:12:34,816 You promise? 975 01:12:35,383 --> 01:12:36,718 Sure. 976 01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:47,628 Who was that? 977 01:12:50,298 --> 01:12:51,866 We're not sure yet. 978 01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:04,679 -[CLATTERING] -[GASPS] 979 01:13:04,812 --> 01:13:06,013 -Liar! -Hey! 980 01:13:06,147 --> 01:13:08,116 Liar! You pervert! 981 01:13:08,249 --> 01:13:10,618 MAN: What is wrong with you? WOMAN: What's wrong? What's wrong? 982 01:13:10,752 --> 01:13:15,289 MAN: Hey! Would you watch... God damn it, would you calm down for Christ's sake? 983 01:13:15,423 --> 01:13:17,759 WOMAN: You're going to jail! 984 01:13:20,661 --> 01:13:21,996 [MAN GROANS] 985 01:13:33,074 --> 01:13:34,308 [WOMAN GRUNTS] 986 01:13:34,442 --> 01:13:35,977 That's Reming... 987 01:13:37,979 --> 01:13:39,213 REPORTER: Our station has just 988 01:13:39,347 --> 01:13:40,248 been informed that the police 989 01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:41,749 have vital information 990 01:13:41,883 --> 01:13:44,719 that's being withheld from the public. 991 01:13:44,852 --> 01:13:47,221 There are certain pertinent facts 992 01:13:47,355 --> 01:13:48,623 about the crime 993 01:13:48,756 --> 01:13:49,690 that we can't release to the public. 994 01:13:49,824 --> 01:13:51,259 It's standard procedure. 995 01:13:51,392 --> 01:13:52,794 Is it true that each of 996 01:13:52,927 --> 01:13:54,629 the victims was found missing an ear... 997 01:13:54,762 --> 01:13:57,064 -DAVID: Hey! -[CANDY EXHALES] 998 01:13:57,198 --> 01:14:00,468 CANDY: He should have been here half an hour ago. 999 01:14:00,601 --> 01:14:02,470 Maybe it's car trouble. 1000 01:14:02,603 --> 01:14:04,705 He doesn't live that far. 1001 01:14:05,506 --> 01:14:07,141 Foot trouble. 1002 01:14:07,275 --> 01:14:08,743 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1003 01:14:13,181 --> 01:14:17,018 Arrange thyself enticingly on the futon. 1004 01:14:17,151 --> 01:14:19,821 I'll let "The Dick of Death" in. 1005 01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:24,192 Prince charming! 1006 01:14:25,493 --> 01:14:26,828 I'm Jerri. 1007 01:14:28,396 --> 01:14:29,831 Of course you are. 1008 01:14:29,964 --> 01:14:32,233 -Oh, do come in. -Thank you. 1009 01:14:35,536 --> 01:14:37,238 -Thanks. -Mmm-hmm. 1010 01:14:39,073 --> 01:14:40,508 Oh, Candy. 1011 01:14:41,476 --> 01:14:42,877 Jerri. 1012 01:14:48,549 --> 01:14:49,851 -Tea? Beer? -Tea. 1013 01:14:49,984 --> 01:14:53,154 -This isn't a bad time, is it? -Not at all. 1014 01:14:55,122 --> 01:14:57,859 -What's this? -It's for your birthday. 1015 01:14:57,992 --> 01:15:02,129 -My birthday was six months ago. -I missed it. Open it. 1016 01:15:03,464 --> 01:15:05,099 A gift? How festive! 1017 01:15:06,367 --> 01:15:07,435 All out of tea. 1018 01:15:07,568 --> 01:15:08,669 Thanks. 1019 01:15:08,803 --> 01:15:10,137 Sit, sit. 1020 01:15:17,478 --> 01:15:21,315 -So... Candy tells me you're a lesbian. -David. 1021 01:15:22,149 --> 01:15:23,551 That's right. 1022 01:15:23,684 --> 01:15:25,520 I'm queer myself. 1023 01:15:25,653 --> 01:15:27,622 -I know. -[CHUCKLES] 1024 01:15:34,195 --> 01:15:38,633 Well, we seem to have exhausted that particular topic. 1025 01:15:40,301 --> 01:15:41,435 So, uh, 1026 01:15:41,569 --> 01:15:43,137 Candy tells me you used to be on TV. 1027 01:15:43,271 --> 01:15:45,540 For a minute. Waiting tables is so much more challenging. 1028 01:15:45,673 --> 01:15:48,543 -Hey, it takes a certain kind of person to wait tables. -You've no idea. 1029 01:15:48,676 --> 01:15:51,379 People ordering Thousand Island dressing on their Caesar salads. 1030 01:15:51,512 --> 01:15:53,681 Some nights I can't sleep. 1031 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:57,985 Anyhow, I'm sure you two have a zillion things 1032 01:15:58,119 --> 01:16:00,721 you need to talk about, so... 1033 01:16:00,855 --> 01:16:02,623 I'm out of here! 1034 01:16:02,757 --> 01:16:05,293 -[DOORBELL RINGS] -DAVID: I'll get it! 1035 01:16:05,426 --> 01:16:06,394 Who could that be? 1036 01:16:06,527 --> 01:16:07,995 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1037 01:16:09,497 --> 01:16:11,132 You're David. 1038 01:16:11,265 --> 01:16:12,600 You're late. 1039 01:16:13,401 --> 01:16:14,702 I know. 1040 01:16:16,270 --> 01:16:18,005 Oh, Candy... 1041 01:16:19,340 --> 01:16:20,675 Sorry. 1042 01:16:20,808 --> 01:16:23,878 -I got this long-distance call. -I see. 1043 01:16:25,846 --> 01:16:27,782 -I'm Jerri. -Robert. 1044 01:16:27,915 --> 01:16:29,550 I'm a friend of Candy's. 1045 01:16:29,684 --> 01:16:31,385 -Me too. -Great. 1046 01:16:32,753 --> 01:16:34,088 Yes. 1047 01:16:38,626 --> 01:16:40,494 It's a... 1048 01:16:40,628 --> 01:16:42,496 It's a real nice apartment. 1049 01:16:42,630 --> 01:16:44,065 Thanks. 1050 01:16:44,198 --> 01:16:45,366 DAVID: Thanks. 1051 01:16:52,306 --> 01:16:53,641 Oh. 1052 01:16:54,408 --> 01:16:56,110 It's a real nice tofu. 1053 01:16:57,912 --> 01:16:59,447 It's called futon. 1054 01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:01,082 Uh, futon. Right. 1055 01:17:04,652 --> 01:17:06,120 Weren't you going out? 1056 01:17:06,253 --> 01:17:07,688 No. You crazy? 1057 01:17:08,255 --> 01:17:09,423 Whose present? 1058 01:17:09,557 --> 01:17:10,791 It's Candy's. 1059 01:17:10,925 --> 01:17:12,426 Are you gonna open it? 1060 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:13,561 Please. 1061 01:17:13,694 --> 01:17:15,529 -No, really. -Come on, Candy. 1062 01:17:15,663 --> 01:17:16,931 -Please. -No. 1063 01:17:17,064 --> 01:17:18,432 ROBERT: It's only a present. JERRI: Yes. 1064 01:17:18,566 --> 01:17:19,967 CANDY: Really, I don't... JERRI: It's for you. 1065 01:17:20,101 --> 01:17:22,336 Look, I don't want the fucking thing! 1066 01:17:23,771 --> 01:17:25,072 Well... 1067 01:17:26,007 --> 01:17:27,508 It's nothing much. 1068 01:17:27,642 --> 01:17:29,276 That's okay, Jerri. 1069 01:17:31,078 --> 01:17:33,447 I think you should apologize. 1070 01:17:34,915 --> 01:17:36,250 I'm sorry. 1071 01:17:37,018 --> 01:17:38,953 This isn't a good time. 1072 01:17:39,887 --> 01:17:41,622 I just wanna talk. 1073 01:17:41,756 --> 01:17:43,157 Well, I can't. 1074 01:17:43,290 --> 01:17:45,026 -The lady brought you a gift! -Stay out of this! 1075 01:17:45,159 --> 01:17:47,628 -She's your friend! -She's not! 1076 01:17:47,762 --> 01:17:49,397 I have seen her a few times. 1077 01:17:49,530 --> 01:17:51,766 -We slept together. -Don't listen to her! 1078 01:17:51,899 --> 01:17:53,401 Candy, I love you. 1079 01:17:53,534 --> 01:17:55,369 -No, you don't. -I can't stop thinkin' about you. 1080 01:17:55,503 --> 01:17:57,038 -You're crazy. -Please, take the present. 1081 01:17:57,171 --> 01:17:58,673 -No! -I bought it for you. 1082 01:17:58,806 --> 01:18:00,007 -I don't care! -I don't want it! 1083 01:18:00,141 --> 01:18:01,575 -Well, neither do I! -What is it? 1084 01:18:01,709 --> 01:18:02,643 Shut up! 1085 01:18:02,777 --> 01:18:03,711 Can we please calm down? 1086 01:18:03,844 --> 01:18:04,979 This will come back on you. 1087 01:18:05,112 --> 01:18:06,914 -It will! -DAVID: Girls, girls. 1088 01:18:07,048 --> 01:18:08,883 What we did was real. 1089 01:18:10,851 --> 01:18:12,186 Jerri. 1090 01:18:13,220 --> 01:18:14,355 It wasn't. 1091 01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:36,110 Sorry I was so late. 1092 01:18:37,411 --> 01:18:38,746 Who cares. 1093 01:18:40,214 --> 01:18:41,315 I'll go. 1094 01:18:45,519 --> 01:18:47,822 Sorry you couldn't stay for coffee or liquors. 1095 01:18:47,955 --> 01:18:50,257 -Nice to meet you. -You too. 1096 01:18:57,565 --> 01:18:58,866 [SIGHS] 1097 01:19:01,035 --> 01:19:02,536 Here's to love... 1098 01:19:03,771 --> 01:19:05,873 ...in all its many forms. 1099 01:19:07,608 --> 01:19:11,879 Do you ever get tired of being a professional faggot? 1100 01:19:14,548 --> 01:19:15,883 Don't. 1101 01:19:17,885 --> 01:19:21,288 -You have nothing and no one in your life. -I have what I need. 1102 01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:23,758 You don't think past the next beer or the next fuck! 1103 01:19:23,891 --> 01:19:25,426 At least, I'm honest about it. 1104 01:19:25,559 --> 01:19:28,062 Honest? Please! You've never been honest. 1105 01:19:28,195 --> 01:19:29,730 You've been lying about your feelings for so long, 1106 01:19:29,864 --> 01:19:31,132 they don't even exist anymore. 1107 01:19:31,265 --> 01:19:33,501 Why? 'Cause they're not your feelings? 1108 01:19:33,634 --> 01:19:37,872 -At least, I'm willing to try. -For anyone who comes along. 1109 01:19:38,005 --> 01:19:40,007 That guy might have loved me! 1110 01:19:40,141 --> 01:19:42,643 -You're pathetic, Candy. -You fuck everything up. 1111 01:19:42,777 --> 01:19:45,379 When are you gonna stop blaming me for everything that's wrong in your life? 1112 01:19:45,513 --> 01:19:47,848 When are you going to admit you were never a good actor? 1113 01:19:47,982 --> 01:19:51,485 When you admit you're in love with a faggot because it's the only way you feel safe! 1114 01:19:51,619 --> 01:19:53,087 -Shut up. -I don't need you, Candy. 1115 01:19:53,220 --> 01:19:54,455 I don't need anybody! 1116 01:19:54,588 --> 01:19:57,491 Oh, yeah, and you call me pathetic! 1117 01:20:00,861 --> 01:20:02,363 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 1118 01:20:07,101 --> 01:20:11,438 SAL ON ANSWERING MACHINE: I know you probably won't wanna return this phone call, 1119 01:20:11,572 --> 01:20:14,708 but I thought I should tell you. 1120 01:20:14,842 --> 01:20:20,714 My sinuses have been bothering me a lot lately, so I went to the doctor. 1121 01:20:20,848 --> 01:20:22,516 And I got the virus. 1122 01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:26,320 Not the disease, just the... Just the virus. 1123 01:20:27,488 --> 01:20:30,958 I know everything we did was low risk. 1124 01:20:31,091 --> 01:20:33,594 I just... I wanted you to know. 1125 01:20:57,017 --> 01:20:58,352 [SOBS] 1126 01:21:00,855 --> 01:21:02,189 [EXHALES] 1127 01:21:12,533 --> 01:21:14,802 BERNIE: I'm not in. Machine. 1128 01:21:14,935 --> 01:21:16,937 Message and beep. 1129 01:21:17,071 --> 01:21:19,006 [BEEPING] 1130 01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:21,008 Hi, it's me. 1131 01:21:23,077 --> 01:21:24,411 Let's talk. 1132 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,167 Hey. 1133 01:21:50,905 --> 01:21:52,206 Get in. 1134 01:21:57,211 --> 01:22:00,047 The mother works the graveyard shift. 1135 01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:02,416 The babysitter stays over. 1136 01:22:03,017 --> 01:22:04,585 Every night, 1137 01:22:04,718 --> 01:22:07,821 she goes through the same routine. 1138 01:22:07,955 --> 01:22:09,657 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1139 01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:13,327 Hate me? 1140 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:20,968 No. 1141 01:22:32,046 --> 01:22:33,781 Something's different tonight. 1142 01:22:33,914 --> 01:22:35,716 I'm wearing underwear. 1143 01:22:35,849 --> 01:22:37,184 [CLICKING] 1144 01:22:38,185 --> 01:22:39,520 It's busted. 1145 01:22:49,997 --> 01:22:51,332 What's this? 1146 01:22:53,901 --> 01:22:55,235 Souvenir. 1147 01:22:56,003 --> 01:22:57,338 Souvenir? 1148 01:22:58,739 --> 01:23:02,910 Is it one of those nonsense on the bedpost kinda things? 1149 01:23:03,043 --> 01:23:04,545 Yeah. 1150 01:23:04,678 --> 01:23:06,246 You could say that. 1151 01:23:07,881 --> 01:23:11,385 He's been there when she put the kids to bed. 1152 01:23:12,386 --> 01:23:14,321 He killed the dog 1153 01:23:14,455 --> 01:23:16,223 and took its place. 1154 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:20,127 It was his head she patted. 1155 01:23:23,030 --> 01:23:24,365 Oh! 1156 01:23:27,901 --> 01:23:29,236 What? 1157 01:23:33,574 --> 01:23:36,543 I want you to meet a friend of mine. 1158 01:23:36,677 --> 01:23:37,811 Why? 1159 01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:40,547 She'll do us both. 1160 01:23:46,954 --> 01:23:48,355 Yeah? 1161 01:23:52,159 --> 01:23:53,594 You've got to go. 1162 01:23:56,997 --> 01:23:57,998 Why? 1163 01:23:58,132 --> 01:24:00,200 Somebody's coming over. 1164 01:24:03,804 --> 01:24:05,205 Somebody scary. 1165 01:24:06,807 --> 01:24:08,142 Scary? 1166 01:24:09,209 --> 01:24:10,544 Just leave. 1167 01:24:14,181 --> 01:24:15,682 [PHONE RINGING] 1168 01:24:18,819 --> 01:24:20,220 [WATER RUNNING] 1169 01:24:23,223 --> 01:24:24,625 [PHONE RINGING] 1170 01:24:27,227 --> 01:24:28,562 Hello. 1171 01:24:30,798 --> 01:24:33,367 -Hello? -WOMAN: Who's this? 1172 01:24:34,068 --> 01:24:35,436 Who is this? 1173 01:24:35,569 --> 01:24:37,538 His wife, you stupid cunt. 1174 01:24:37,671 --> 01:24:41,275 You want to know something about him, lady? 1175 01:24:42,042 --> 01:24:43,610 Jesus! Am I stupid? 1176 01:24:45,112 --> 01:24:48,549 We've been separated for five months. She can't let go. 1177 01:24:48,682 --> 01:24:49,650 Well, I can. 1178 01:24:49,783 --> 01:24:51,752 -Candy, I was gonna tell you. -When? 1179 01:24:51,885 --> 01:24:54,788 Well, as soon as you told me about your fucking girlfriend! 1180 01:24:54,922 --> 01:24:56,990 [SCOFFS] 1181 01:24:57,124 --> 01:24:58,992 No. You know something? You're a prick. 1182 01:24:59,126 --> 01:25:00,627 -Bitch! -[GASPS] 1183 01:25:04,331 --> 01:25:05,799 Candy, I'm sorry. 1184 01:25:05,933 --> 01:25:07,134 I could kill you for that. 1185 01:25:07,267 --> 01:25:08,602 I love you. 1186 01:25:17,411 --> 01:25:20,447 Why don't you take your top off? 1187 01:25:20,581 --> 01:25:23,350 I think you'd rather do it for me. 1188 01:25:28,355 --> 01:25:29,723 Fucking right. 1189 01:25:32,860 --> 01:25:33,961 Jesus, Bernie! 1190 01:25:34,094 --> 01:25:35,229 [MOANS] 1191 01:25:35,362 --> 01:25:36,697 Relax, man. 1192 01:25:37,197 --> 01:25:38,132 She's no one. 1193 01:25:38,265 --> 01:25:39,633 She's someone. 1194 01:25:41,101 --> 01:25:43,504 -Let her go. -Relax, David! 1195 01:25:44,838 --> 01:25:47,441 What do you think I'm gonna do? 1196 01:25:48,275 --> 01:25:50,644 It's just gonna be sex, right? 1197 01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:52,546 Something wet, 1198 01:25:53,213 --> 01:25:54,648 something warm, 1199 01:25:55,649 --> 01:25:57,651 -something red. -Red? 1200 01:25:58,352 --> 01:26:00,120 I'll show you, David. 1201 01:26:00,254 --> 01:26:02,122 [GROANS] 1202 01:26:02,256 --> 01:26:04,892 I'll show you what it's like. 1203 01:26:05,025 --> 01:26:06,827 You'll know what I know. 1204 01:26:07,694 --> 01:26:09,196 [GROANS] 1205 01:26:11,231 --> 01:26:12,799 [SCREAMING] 1206 01:26:20,174 --> 01:26:22,209 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 1207 01:26:31,718 --> 01:26:33,420 [PANTING] 1208 01:26:44,198 --> 01:26:45,432 Did you get what you want? 1209 01:26:45,566 --> 01:26:47,067 Get him out of here. 1210 01:26:47,201 --> 01:26:48,502 Let's do details. 1211 01:26:48,635 --> 01:26:50,938 -[MOANS] -[GRUNTS] 1212 01:26:51,071 --> 01:26:53,273 Mr. Fucking Movie Star. 1213 01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:56,476 Mr. Big Shot Fag! 1214 01:26:57,177 --> 01:26:58,545 -You know him! -No. 1215 01:26:58,679 --> 01:27:01,281 You know him. [GRUNTS] 1216 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:09,256 Ooh, he likes to go in right here, 1217 01:27:10,190 --> 01:27:11,258 get wet and wiggle around. 1218 01:27:11,391 --> 01:27:12,726 Let her go. 1219 01:27:13,293 --> 01:27:14,528 It's warm. 1220 01:27:14,661 --> 01:27:17,831 -She's my friend. -I'm your friend, David! 1221 01:27:21,034 --> 01:27:22,336 Your only friend! 1222 01:27:22,469 --> 01:27:23,971 Let her go! 1223 01:27:24,471 --> 01:27:25,806 [CHOKING] 1224 01:27:26,773 --> 01:27:28,375 [PANTING] 1225 01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:35,415 -I'm sorry. -Go after him. 1226 01:27:35,549 --> 01:27:40,821 -You need a doctor. I'll call and wait for an ambulance. -Find him! 1227 01:28:26,333 --> 01:28:27,734 Get out! 1228 01:28:27,868 --> 01:28:29,569 -Get out of my house! -Stop it. 1229 01:28:29,703 --> 01:28:31,338 -Get the fuck out of my house, you fuck! -Stop. 1230 01:28:31,471 --> 01:28:32,406 -Get... -Stop it! 1231 01:28:32,539 --> 01:28:34,007 -Get out! -Stop it! 1232 01:28:34,141 --> 01:28:35,108 -Stop! -Fuck you! 1233 01:28:35,242 --> 01:28:36,443 No, fuck you! 1234 01:28:36,576 --> 01:28:37,911 -I was honest with you! -Well, so was I! 1235 01:28:38,045 --> 01:28:41,448 Like hell! All you wanted was a quick fuck! 1236 01:28:42,449 --> 01:28:44,017 I could kill you for that. 1237 01:28:44,151 --> 01:28:45,118 All right. 1238 01:28:45,252 --> 01:28:46,386 I'm sorry. 1239 01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:48,889 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 1240 01:28:50,290 --> 01:28:53,160 Do you know what it's like 1241 01:28:53,293 --> 01:28:57,364 loving someone who can't love you in the same way? 1242 01:28:57,831 --> 01:28:58,932 Yes. 1243 01:29:03,170 --> 01:29:04,538 I'm sorry. 1244 01:29:05,472 --> 01:29:06,807 Jerri. 1245 01:29:09,843 --> 01:29:11,678 Do you think I'm fat? 1246 01:29:15,215 --> 01:29:17,384 I think you're beautiful. 1247 01:29:18,652 --> 01:29:19,986 I always have. 1248 01:29:29,496 --> 01:29:30,831 [CAT MEOWS] 1249 01:29:43,143 --> 01:29:46,079 [GASPS] Oh, what are you doing here? 1250 01:29:48,115 --> 01:29:49,683 Waiting for David. 1251 01:29:52,152 --> 01:29:53,320 Well... 1252 01:29:53,453 --> 01:29:55,122 Why didn't you use the door? 1253 01:29:55,255 --> 01:29:56,656 You had company. 1254 01:30:01,328 --> 01:30:02,796 No! [WHIMPERS] 1255 01:30:04,197 --> 01:30:05,332 -Let's talk! -Bernie! 1256 01:30:05,465 --> 01:30:07,367 -You never liked me. -Get off of me! 1257 01:30:07,501 --> 01:30:09,302 Women never like me! 1258 01:30:09,436 --> 01:30:10,971 [GRUNTS] 1259 01:30:12,472 --> 01:30:14,741 -It's because he's ugly! -[SOBS] 1260 01:30:14,875 --> 01:30:16,977 -He's very ugly. -Who? 1261 01:30:17,110 --> 01:30:19,646 Him! Me and David! 1262 01:30:24,217 --> 01:30:25,552 [GRUNTING] 1263 01:30:28,388 --> 01:30:30,023 Oh! 1264 01:30:30,157 --> 01:30:31,224 He knows now! 1265 01:30:31,358 --> 01:30:33,226 He met him. 1266 01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,395 He met him a long time ago. 1267 01:30:35,529 --> 01:30:36,763 He's at the base of my brain, 1268 01:30:36,897 --> 01:30:38,398 on top of my spine. 1269 01:30:38,532 --> 01:30:41,768 He can smell you inside. 1270 01:30:41,902 --> 01:30:43,437 He wants to taste you. 1271 01:30:43,570 --> 01:30:45,038 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1272 01:30:46,373 --> 01:30:47,741 [FABRIC TEARS] 1273 01:30:49,843 --> 01:30:51,812 Kane, call the police. 1274 01:31:15,569 --> 01:31:16,570 It's getting cold. 1275 01:31:16,703 --> 01:31:18,038 You are the one. 1276 01:31:20,207 --> 01:31:23,643 They were hairdressers and secretaries for Christ's sake. 1277 01:31:23,777 --> 01:31:25,579 -They were people. -Yeah. 1278 01:31:25,712 --> 01:31:27,714 Like you fucking care about people? 1279 01:31:27,848 --> 01:31:30,083 -I'm gonna stop you. -How? 1280 01:31:31,518 --> 01:31:32,452 You gonna kill me? 1281 01:31:32,586 --> 01:31:33,787 What are you talking about? 1282 01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:35,789 No one can make me pay for this. 1283 01:31:35,922 --> 01:31:37,691 What happened to you? 1284 01:31:37,824 --> 01:31:40,260 -I changed when you left me. -I didn't leave you. 1285 01:31:40,393 --> 01:31:41,728 Yes, you did. 1286 01:31:42,562 --> 01:31:44,331 You left me here all by myself. 1287 01:31:44,464 --> 01:31:45,465 I had to try. 1288 01:31:45,599 --> 01:31:48,101 You didn't fucking try! 1289 01:31:48,235 --> 01:31:51,004 You've always done the easiest thing. 1290 01:31:51,137 --> 01:31:54,508 You never had to work to get people to remember you. 1291 01:31:54,641 --> 01:31:56,076 You've done stuff, 1292 01:31:56,209 --> 01:31:57,677 you've been on TV. 1293 01:31:58,445 --> 01:32:00,547 You did it for you, David. 1294 01:32:02,082 --> 01:32:04,317 Because I wanna be like you. 1295 01:32:06,853 --> 01:32:09,089 Because it's all I could do. 1296 01:32:13,059 --> 01:32:16,129 Serial killer and his best friend. 1297 01:32:16,263 --> 01:32:19,566 Base of my brain, top of my spine, boom! 1298 01:32:20,901 --> 01:32:23,069 You should remember that. 1299 01:32:26,339 --> 01:32:28,842 You're gonna remember me most, David. 1300 01:32:28,975 --> 01:32:30,410 Bernie, you're sick. 1301 01:32:30,544 --> 01:32:32,112 I'm sick? 1302 01:32:32,245 --> 01:32:33,813 [SCOFFS] I'm sick? 1303 01:32:33,947 --> 01:32:35,315 I'll get you help. 1304 01:32:35,448 --> 01:32:36,349 Help! 1305 01:32:36,483 --> 01:32:37,817 Help me! 1306 01:32:39,686 --> 01:32:41,855 What about everyone else? 1307 01:32:42,822 --> 01:32:44,524 What about you? 1308 01:32:44,658 --> 01:32:46,626 What about everything? 1309 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:48,094 [SNIFFLES] 1310 01:32:50,497 --> 01:32:51,998 I love you, David. 1311 01:32:57,137 --> 01:32:58,672 [SIRENS WAILING] 1312 01:33:12,786 --> 01:33:14,120 David. 1313 01:33:18,692 --> 01:33:20,026 Oh! 1314 01:33:21,628 --> 01:33:23,263 [DAVID SOBBING] 1315 01:33:30,437 --> 01:33:32,672 [SIRENS CONTINUE BLARING] 1316 01:33:33,873 --> 01:33:35,709 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1317 01:33:38,211 --> 01:33:39,746 [SOBBING] 1318 01:33:55,762 --> 01:33:57,163 [PHONE RINGING] 1319 01:34:09,109 --> 01:34:12,445 CANDY ON ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi. David and I can't get to the phone right now. 1320 01:34:12,579 --> 01:34:15,849 Uh, leave us a message and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. 1321 01:34:15,982 --> 01:34:17,584 Thanks. Bye. 1322 01:34:17,717 --> 01:34:18,618 [BEEPS] 1323 01:34:18,752 --> 01:34:20,020 BENITA: Shit! 1324 01:34:20,153 --> 01:34:22,689 Uh, I guess I missed you. 1325 01:34:22,822 --> 01:34:27,360 Um, I'm gonna be home all day, so, uh, 1326 01:34:27,494 --> 01:34:30,664 if you wanna call me when you get back, you can, uh, 1327 01:34:30,797 --> 01:34:33,233 tell me how it went, whatever. 1328 01:34:33,366 --> 01:34:34,467 Um... 1329 01:34:35,235 --> 01:34:38,471 Anyway, break a leg, baby. 1330 01:34:38,872 --> 01:34:40,206 Bye. 1331 01:34:44,210 --> 01:34:45,712 So they're gonna make me a waiter. 1332 01:34:45,845 --> 01:34:47,847 Hey, good for you, Kane. 1333 01:34:54,521 --> 01:34:56,089 -Hey. -Hey. 1334 01:34:56,222 --> 01:34:59,959 -You gonna read? -CANDY: Yes, he's gonna read. 1335 01:35:01,594 --> 01:35:02,929 How are ya? 1336 01:35:03,630 --> 01:35:04,964 I'm alive. 1337 01:35:05,699 --> 01:35:07,167 -Call me. -Sure. 1338 01:35:08,468 --> 01:35:09,803 We'll talk. 1339 01:35:11,738 --> 01:35:12,605 Oh, uh... 1340 01:35:12,739 --> 01:35:14,374 I hope I get the part. 1341 01:35:17,844 --> 01:35:19,145 [COUGHS] 1342 01:35:21,748 --> 01:35:23,183 I can't do it. 1343 01:35:23,316 --> 01:35:26,486 -Yes, you can. -You have to, David. 1344 01:35:26,619 --> 01:35:29,622 -Will you wait for me? -We'll just be having a coffee. 1345 01:35:29,756 --> 01:35:30,690 You'll be great. 1346 01:35:30,824 --> 01:35:32,425 Blow them away. 1347 01:35:32,559 --> 01:35:34,060 Now, get in there. 1348 01:35:39,499 --> 01:35:40,834 Hey. 1349 01:35:47,674 --> 01:35:49,042 I love you. 1350 01:36:01,755 --> 01:36:04,190 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1351 01:36:10,230 --> 01:36:16,436 ♪ Wise men say ♪ 1352 01:36:17,670 --> 01:36:24,043 ♪ Only fools rush in ♪ 1353 01:36:25,044 --> 01:36:30,984 ♪ But I can't help ♪ 1354 01:36:31,117 --> 01:36:36,055 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 1355 01:36:36,189 --> 01:36:39,159 ♪ With you ♪ 1356 01:36:42,662 --> 01:36:46,366 ♪ Let me stay ♪ 1357 01:36:47,867 --> 01:36:54,607 ♪ Could it be such a sin ♪ 1358 01:36:55,775 --> 01:37:01,314 ♪ If I can't help ♪ 1359 01:37:01,447 --> 01:37:06,653 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 1360 01:37:06,786 --> 01:37:09,489 ♪ With you ♪ 1361 01:37:10,924 --> 01:37:15,328 ♪ Like a river flows ♪ 1362 01:37:15,461 --> 01:37:19,265 ♪ Surely to the sea ♪ 1363 01:37:19,399 --> 01:37:23,436 ♪ Darling, so it goes ♪ 1364 01:37:23,570 --> 01:37:26,372 ♪ Some things ♪ 1365 01:37:26,506 --> 01:37:31,277 ♪ They were meant to be ♪ 1366 01:37:57,770 --> 01:38:03,710 ♪ Oh... Like a river flows ♪ 1367 01:38:03,843 --> 01:38:07,680 ♪ Surely to the sea ♪ 1368 01:38:07,814 --> 01:38:10,917 ♪ Honey, so it goes ♪ 1369 01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:13,953 ♪ Some things ♪ 1370 01:38:14,087 --> 01:38:18,691 ♪ Oh, they were meant to be ♪ 1371 01:38:18,825 --> 01:38:20,360 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1372 01:38:20,493 --> 01:38:26,299 ♪ So take my hand ♪ 1373 01:38:26,432 --> 01:38:32,171 ♪ Take my whole life through ♪ 1374 01:38:32,939 --> 01:38:39,045 ♪ Oh, I can't help ♪ 1375 01:38:39,178 --> 01:38:41,381 ♪ Falling... ♪ 1376 01:38:41,514 --> 01:38:47,787 ♪ Falling, falling for you ♪ 1377 01:38:47,921 --> 01:38:53,359 ♪ 'Cause I can't help ♪ 1378 01:38:53,493 --> 01:38:58,998 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 1379 01:38:59,132 --> 01:39:02,936 ♪ With ♪ 1380 01:39:03,069 --> 01:39:07,707 ♪ You ♪ 1381 01:39:12,211 --> 01:39:14,380 [MUSIC PLAYING] 90890

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