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This programme contains scenes which
some viewers may find disturbing
and some strong language
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It's my sister's birthday today.
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I'm six!
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She got a new kite.
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I promised Mummy I would watch her
while we played with it outside.
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It's my turn now.
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No, it's my present
and I want to fly it.
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Don't cry. I can see
it up there. Look.
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BUZZING AND FIZZING
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It's very high.
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That's all right.
I can climb up.
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Twit-you. Twit-you!
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Hello, Wise Owl.
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Hello, Wise Owl.
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Twit-you.
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Only a fool would climb up there.
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Didn't you see the warning sign?
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Pylons kill.
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Stay away from them.
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I won't touch the wires.
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That doesn't matter.
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The electricity will be conducted
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through the kite's metal rods.
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But what about my present?
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Hmm.
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Let's see if our friend
the wind can help.
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WISE OWL BLOWS
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WIND GUSTS
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Thanks, Wise Owl!
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Thanks, Wise Owl.
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Don't be a twit-you.
Leave electricity alone.
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TAP STILL RUNNING
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CLASSICAL MUSIC ON RADIO
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TAP OFF
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RADIO INTERFERENCE
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Twit-you. Twit-you!
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CLASSICAL MUSIC RESUMES
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DOORBELL RINGS
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DOORBELL RINGS TWICE
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Oh, hello. Is that Mr Oliver?
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It's Derek Blenkin here.
I live on Deerfold.
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You did my neighbour's
bobtail last year.
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Dr Pepper.
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Sorry, have I got the right house?
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You do do taxidermy?
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Right. Well, what it is, we've
just come back off our holidays
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and we'd left our cleaner
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to feed our daughter's
pet rabbit, Ferrari.
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That's the rabbit, not me daughter.
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Anyway, she wanted
to give it a treat,
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and to cut a long story
sideways, she's accidentally
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fed it a bag of chocolate
buttons and now it's dead.
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Are you there?
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I'm not supposed
to talk to strangers.
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Oh.
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Well, um...
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..we've had it
in the fridge overnight.
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My daughter doesn't know yet.
She's only five.
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And I was wondering if you
could preserve him for us?
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Ferrari.
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She won't know the difference.
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I'll just tell her
it's always tired.
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My neighbour said
you'd do us a good price.
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I don't need it all dressed up
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and doing ballet
like a Beatrix Potter.
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It'll just be in the corner
of the hutch covered in straw.
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You'll barely see it.
It's just...
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..we're not ready for the whole
death conversation yet.
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We've got all that to come
with my mother.
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Oh, thanks very much.
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As I say, any discount
gratefully received. And...
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..It needn't even have legs
if that's cheaper.
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OK.
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Nice to meet you too.
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RADIO HISSING
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WINGS FLUTTER
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SEA GULLS SQUAWKING
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One day on our holidays
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the weather was so nice
we came to the beach.
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I want to go in the sea.
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Mummy took my sister paddling
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and I started to make a sandcastle.
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I was happy playing,
when a man came to talk to me.
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He said I looked nice and shiny,
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and did I want to see a starfish?
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I thought that sounded fun.
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Twit-you. Twit-you!
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You don't know who this man is.
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He may seem friendly but his
intentions might not be.
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WISE OWL SQUAWKS
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What did your mummy
tell you about strangers?
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That I shouldn't talk to them?
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Exactly.
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Don't be a twit-you.
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Always stay safe with
your mummy and daddy.
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Wise Owl knows best.
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Mummy...
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Mummy!
WIND WHISTLES)
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Mummy!
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BUZZING
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BUZZING STOPS
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It's my
sister's birthday today.
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I'm six!
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She got a doll,
a tea set and a kite.
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Now we're waiting
for Mummy to get home
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so we can light
the candles on her cake.
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I want to do it now.
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I know where they keep the matches.
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Look!
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WINGS FLUTTER
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SCREECH
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PHONE BUZZES
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Hi, Mum. Ronnie?
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I'm getting ready for bed.
It's only quarter past eight.
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I'm calling you between Corries.
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Are you all right? Yeah.
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I came round earlier.
You weren't in.
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I've been busy.
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I had to stuff a Ferrari.
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A what?
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It's someone's pet.
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Oh. We had a cat -
do you remember? -
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when you and Joanne were little.
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Mimsy.
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We got rid of it in the end.
It made you wheeze.
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And it had this way of looking
at you all superior,
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like you were
just muck on its shoe.
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Cats don't wear shoes.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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Anyway I'm just checking
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that you're still coming on Monday.
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You haven't been
in over three years.
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You know what Dr Dinetto said.
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He doesn't know me.
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He doesn't know anything.
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I can look after myself.
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I know you can. I'd just like
you to be there, that's all.
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For me.
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Puss in Boots -
he wore shoes, so...
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Will Dad be there?
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I'm not sure.
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I asked him,
but he might not show up.
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You know what he's like.
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I don't suppose
you've heard from him?
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SHE SIGHS
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We all deal with things
in our own way, don't we?
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Promise me you'll come.
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OK. And you won't...
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..do anything silly before then?
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Promise?
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Promise.
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All right, then, I'll call you
tomorrow, sweetheart.
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Bye.
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I love...
HE ENDS CALL
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SOBBING
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It was her birthday.
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Why did you do it, Ronnie? Why?!
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You knew it was wrong!
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You mustn't say anything.
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SQUEAKING AND SCAMPERING
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FAINT FLUTTERING
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CREAKING
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EERIE SIGH
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What do you want?
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EERIE SIGH
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Wise Owl knows best.
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INSECT BUZZES
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INSECT BUZZES
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FAINT PURRING
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This is my sister's cat, Mimsy.
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One day he got poorly and died.
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CAT MEOWS
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I told her not to worry
and that he was in cat heaven now.
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Don't want to let him go
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I wish we could keep him for ever.
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But that's impossible.
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Twit-you! Twit-you!
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Wise Owl!
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What are you doing here?
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Have you children
never heard of taxidermy?
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Taxi-what?
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Dermy.
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It's a way of keeping your
favourite pets around for ever.
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Let me show you.
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You will need...
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..a scalpel,
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some galvanised wire,
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a scraper
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and tanning chemicals.
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Always read the label.
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First, you need to
peel the skin off.
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Make incisions around
the legs and tummy.
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Then pull the animal's pelt
slowly from its carcass.
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Then you remove the eyes
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with the scalpel.
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I can do this for you.
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You can dispose of the body
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in an incinerator.
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Next, use the chemicals
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to tan the skin for 24 hours.
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This is a good time to play a game
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or have a sandwich.
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Ew!
SHE LAUGHS
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Next, make a body shape from foam,
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using wire to keep it in place.
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Then, pull the tanned hide
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back onto the model.
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Like putting a sausage
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into its skin!
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Exactly.
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Select glass eyes
to match your pet's
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and gently force them
into the sockets.
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Scrunch and pull it into position
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and use a needle and thread to
stitch everything back together
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and, hey presto!
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Easy when you know how.
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Thanks, Wise Owl.
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He's as good as new!
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Yeah, we've had a change of heart
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and I'd like to get
Ferrari back, please,
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just as he was.
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You haven't touched him, have you?
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Um...
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Is the real Mr Oliver in?
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I were chatting to my neighbour
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and she said
he's a gentleman in his 70s,
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so that's not you, is it?
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So who are you, then?
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Eh?
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What are you even doing here?
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You'd better not have done
anything to him.
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Who?
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Ferrari!
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Now, can I have him back, please,
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or am I going to have
to call the police?
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Thank you.
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Oh, dear God!
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What the hell do you call this?
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It's disgusting!
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What am I going to tell
my daughter now, eh?
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She'll have bloody
nightmares if she sees this!
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Bloody Franken-rabbit!
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You want reporting! You're sick!
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LOUD WHOOSHING
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FLAMES CRACKLE
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GIRL SCREAMS
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GIRL SHRIEKS
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WATER BUBBLING
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BIRDS CAW
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It should have
been you, Ronnie.
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HE SIGHS
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HE SIGHS
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DOOR CLOSES NEARBY
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CLATTERING
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HE SIGHS
Ronnie...
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Hi, Dad.
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BOTTLE CLINKS
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MAN UNSCREWS BOTTLE CAP
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Here.
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You gave me quite a shock.
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You'll have to give me the money
for that window, you know.
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Cheers.
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You shouldn't drink so much.
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It's only a nip.
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I've just come back from Pickering.
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They had a '70s weekend
at the toy museum.
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A few of the old buggers
like me wheeled out.
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Ray Brooks.
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Nigel from Pipkins.
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One of the Bungles -
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not the scary one.
275
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We had a laugh.
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00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,680
HE SIGHS
277
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,760
I don't suppose
you've followed my career
278
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,720
over the last 20-odd years?
279
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,080
Did they have a telly in...
280
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,560
..where you were,
281
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,880
or were you not allowed?
282
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,120
HE SIGHS
283
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,560
I didn't do much
after Wise Owl finished.
284
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,320
HE POURS DRINK
Couple of theatre tours.
285
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,840
Nice two-hander
with Jeff Holland.
286
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,280
Everything was a
bit tainted after...
287
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,800
well, you know.
288
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,880
They were thinking
of bringing him back
289
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,280
three or four years ago.
Computer animation.
290
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,280
It would have been crap.
HE THROWS PHOTOS DOWN
291
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,760
Anyway, it all fizzled out, so...
292
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,680
..I do this now.
293
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,120
You'd be surprised how many people
294
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,360
want to preserve
something of the past,
295
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,200
keep a memory alive.
GLASS CLINKS
296
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,240
Freeze-frame of a happy moment.
LAUGHS
297
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,360
The biggest thing
I've done is a goat.
298
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,840
I spent nearly a month on that.
299
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,680
A little old lady brought him in.
300
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,040
She called him Pan.
CHUCKLES
301
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,280
Probably a witch.
302
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,200
Funnily enough,
I've never done an owl.
303
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,080
I don't think I'd want to.
304
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,400
So, are you going to tell me
what you're doing here?
305
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,480
Did your mum put you up to it?
306
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,640
You know what day Monday
is, don't you?
307
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,240
Monday?
308
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,760
Oh.
309
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,240
That.
310
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,920
She'd have been 50.
311
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,320
Really?
312
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,560
Time flies.
313
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,120
Did you get my letters?
314
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,680
Yes, I had a few.
315
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,240
I couldn't read half of them.
Your handwriting's shocking.
316
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,720
Did you never...
317
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,480
Did you never want
to come and see me?
318
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,360
Your mother said not to.
319
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,800
Said it would only make it worse.
320
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,760
It's all water under
the bridge now anyway.
321
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,200
Come here.
322
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,720
You mustn't feel guilty,
you know, Ronnie.
323
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,720
It was just an accident.
324
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,600
I don't blame you, if that's
what you're worried about.
325
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,680
HE BREATHES SHARPLY
326
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,920
It was my sister's birthday.
327
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,840
I'm six!
328
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,520
She got a doll,
329
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,880
a tea set and a kite.
330
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,400
Now we're waiting
for Mummy to come home
331
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,800
so we can light
the candles on her cake.
332
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,760
I want to do it now.
333
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,240
I know where they keep the matches.
334
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,680
Look! You shouldn't play
with matches, Joanne.
335
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,680
Isn't that right, Wise Owl?
336
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,600
SNORING
337
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,920
Wise Owl? What?!
338
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,960
Joanne wants to light her candles
339
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,760
but I told her it's dangerous.
340
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,200
Twit-you!
341
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,880
What does it say on the box?
342
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,320
Can't you read?
343
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,480
"Safety matches."
344
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,840
Exactly!
345
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,160
They're safe.
346
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,240
If she wants to light her candles,
let her light them.
347
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,920
It's her birthday.
348
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,160
Thanks, Wise Owl.
349
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,520
Are you sure we shouldn't
wait for Mummy?
350
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,320
"Are you sure we
shouldn't wait for Mummy?"
351
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,960
Why do you have to ask
permission for everything?
352
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,120
Grow some balls, Ronnie,
for fuck's sake!
353
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,760
SHE GASPS
He said "balls".
354
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,520
But... Wise Owl's always
right, remember?
355
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,960
Now, come on...
356
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,560
BOTTLE SMASHES
..let's leave Joanne
357
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,600
to make her wish.
358
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,680
You're coming upstairs with me.
359
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,440
I'd rather stay here.
360
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,800
Wise Owl knows best.
361
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,280
JOANNE GIGGLES
362
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,600
MATCH FLARES
363
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,040
Now, what?
364
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,560
In there.
365
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,880
DOOR CREAKS
366
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,200
Sit down. Ronnie...
367
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,760
Sit...down!
368
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,920
RONNIE BREATHES QUICKLY
369
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,000
Why did you let me
take the blame?
370
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,800
Oh, let's not dredge up the past.
371
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,640
You said you were on your way home
372
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,520
from the pub when you saw
the house on fire.
373
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,560
You said you climbed
in through a window
374
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,640
and you rescued me.
375
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,400
You were the hero.
376
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,520
But that's not true, is it?
377
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,120
You were in here.
378
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,120
With me.
379
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,440
I think you're remembering it
wrong, son.
380
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,680
I don't think so.
381
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,200
I had a career to protect.
382
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,400
I was the voice of
the public information films
383
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,880
and my daughter
gets burned alive in a fire.
384
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,960
Not very on brand, is it?
385
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,560
What was I supposed to do?
386
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,720
I trusted you.
387
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,720
I always did...
388
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,920
..everything...
389
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,960
..Wise Owl said.
390
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,600
That was just a game, Ronnie.
391
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,360
It wasn't doing any harm.
392
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,920
You enjoyed it.
393
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,960
I loved you,
394
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,360
and Joanne. Now...
395
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,680
..come on, come and join me.
396
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,760
Don't be a twit-you.
397
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,880
Give your old man a hug.
398
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,360
Don't hurt me, please!
399
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,640
Do you want to be
put back in that place?
400
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,960
Stop this now
and I won't say anything. No.
401
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,760
But I will.
402
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,320
RUNNING FOOTSTEPS
403
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,200
Ronnie!
404
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,480
Ronnie! What did you mean?
Where are you going?
405
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,240
To see Mum.
HE BREATHES QUICKLY
406
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,720
I'm going to tell her.
407
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,480
T-Tell her...
Tell her what exactly?
408
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,720
Everything.
409
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,520
No, no, no. Stop the night here.
410
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,560
Let's just talk some more.
411
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,840
You can't go.
412
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,480
Ronnie! You mustn't say anything.
413
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,000
Wise Owl won't let you.
414
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,960
And we must always
do what Wise Owl says...
415
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,360
..mustn't we?
416
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,400
Not any more.
417
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,280
Ronnie, stop!
418
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,720
Twit-you!
419
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,880
Twit-you!
420
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,960
Twit-you! Twit-you!
421
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,400
Get stuffed.
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